Classic Audiobook Collection - Temple Trouble by H. Beam Piper ~ Full Audiobook [scifi]

Episode Date: January 19, 2023

Temple Trouble by H. Beam Piper audiobook. Genre: scifi On a parallel Earth stuck in a Bronze-to-early-medieval age, the Transtemporal Mining Corporation is quietly extracting valuable ores from behi...nd the safest disguise imaginable: religion. Their outpost is the Temple of Yat-Zar, complete with priests, rituals, and a fearsome six-armed idol - all designed to keep local eyes away from the true miracle hidden inside the sanctuary: a paratime conveyor that can jump between probability lines. Resident agent Stranor Sleth has learned to play theologian, diplomat, and company man at once, but his careful balance begins to crack when a local ruler flirts with a rival cult and the priests of a crocodile god, Muz-Azin, start turning popular anger into political power. When sacred animals begin dying and holy authority shifts overnight, the corporation's cover story risks collapsing - and if this timeline learns the truth about paratime travel, the consequences could ripple across countless worlds. Enter Verkan Vall of the Paratime Police, a hard-nosed troubleshooter tasked with protecting the Paratime Secret, even if it means engineering a few miracles of his own. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 1 (00:14:38) Chapter 2 (00:29:49) Chapter 3 (00:44:54) Chapter 4 (00:58:43) Chapter 5 (01:11:09) Chapter 6 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 temple trouble by h beam piper part one through a haze of incense and altar smoke yat zar looked down from his golden throne at the end of the dusky mini-pillard temple yotsar was an idol of gigantic size and extraordinarily good workmanship he had three eyes made of turquoises as big as doorknobs and six arms in his three right hands from top to bottom he held a sword with a sword with a three eyes made of turquoises as big as doorknobs and six arms in his three right hands from top to bottom he held a sword with a flame-shaped blade a jeweled object of vaguely phallic appearance and by the ears a rabbit in his left hand were a bronze torch with burnished copper flames a big goblet and a pair of scales with an egg in one pan balanced against a skull in the other he had a long bifurcate beard made of gold wire feet like a bird's and other rather startling an attesternet anatomical features. His throne was set upon a stone plinth, about twenty feet high, into the front of which a doorway opened. Behind him was a wooden screen, elaborately gilded and painted. Directly in front of the idol, Goulom the high priest, knelt on a big blue and gold cushion. He wore a gold-fringed robe of dark blue and a tall conical gold mitre, and a bright blue
Starting point is 00:01:22 false beard, forked like the idol's golden one, he was intoning a prayer and holding up in both hands, for divine inspection and approval, a long curved knife. Behind him about thirty feet away stood a square stone altar, around which four of the lesser priests, in light blue robes with less gold fringe and dark blue false beards, were busy with the preliminaries to the sacrifice. That considerable distance about halfway down the length of the temple, some two hundred worshippers, a few substantial citizens in gold-fringed tunics, artisans in tunics without gold-fringed, soldiers in male hobarks and plain steel-caps, one officer in ornately gilded armor, a number of peasants and nondescript smocks, and women of all classes, were beginning to prostrate themselves
Starting point is 00:02:16 on the stone floor. Gullum rose to his feet, bowing deeply to Yotsar and holding the knife extended in front of him, and backed away toward the altar. As he did, one of the lesser priests reached into a fringed and embroidered sack and pulled out a live rabbit, a big one, obviously of domestic breed, holding it by the ears while one of his fellows took it by the hind legs. A third priest caught up a silver pitcher, while the fourth fan. and the altar fire with a sheet silver fan.
Starting point is 00:02:51 As they began chanting antiphonally, Gullum turned and quickly whipped the edge of his knife across the rabbit's throat. The priest with the pitcher stepped in to catch the blood, and when the rabbit was bled, it was laid on the fire. Gullum and his four assistants all shouted together, and the congregation shouted in response. The high priest waited as long as was decently necessary, and then, holding the knife in front of him, stepped around the prayer cushion, and went through
Starting point is 00:03:23 the door under the idol into the Holy of Holies. A boy in novice's white robes met him and took the knife, carrying it reverently to a fountain for washing. Eight or ten under-priests, sitting at a long table, rose and bowed, then sat down again and resumed their eating and drinking. At another table a half-dozen upper priests nodded to him in casual greeting. crossing the room ghulam went to the temple veil in front of the house of yat zar where only the highest of the priesthood might go and parted the curtains passing through until he came to the great gilded door here he fumbled under his robe and produced a small object like a mechanical pencil inserting the pointed in in a tiny hold in the door and pressing on the other end the door opened then swung shut behind
Starting point is 00:04:17 him, and as it locked itself the lights came on within. Gullum removed his mitre and his false beard, tossing them aside on a table, then undid his sash and peeled out of his robe. His regalia discarded, he stood for a moment in loose trousers and a soft white shirt, with a pistol-like weapon in a shoulder holster under his left arm. No longer Gullum, the high priest of Yacht-Zor, but now Stranor's left, resists, resists, resident agent of this timeline of the fourth-level Proto-Aryan sector for the Trans-Temporal Mining Corporation.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Then he opened a door at the other side of the ante-room, and went to the antigrav shaft, stepping over the edge and floating downward. There were temples of Yat-Zar on every timeline of the Proto-Aryan sector, for the worship of Yat-Zar was ancient among the Holgun people of that area of Paratime, but there were only a few which had such installations as this, and all of them were owned and operated by Trantemporal Mining, which had the Fissionable Oars franchise for this sector. During the ten elapsed centuries since Trans temporal had begun operations on this sector, the process had become standardized.
Starting point is 00:05:37 A few first-level paratimers would transpose to a selected timeline and abduct an upper priest of Yacht-Zar, preferably the high priest of the temple. temple at Yolodov or Zurb, he would be drugged and transposed to the first level, where he would receive hypnotic indoctrination, and, while unconscious, have an operation performed on his ears, which would enable him to hear sounds well above the normal audible range. He would be able to hear the shrill sonar cries of bats, for instance, and more importantly, He would be able to hear voices when the speaker used a first-level audio-frequency step-up phone.
Starting point is 00:06:19 He would also receive a memory obliteration from the moment of his abduction and a set of pseudo-memories of a visit to the heaven of Yotsar on the other side of the sky. Then he would be returned to his own timeline and left on a mountaintop far from his temple, an unknown peasant, pleading a donkey, would always find him, return him to the temple, and then vanish inexplicably. Then the priest would begin hearing voices, usually while serving at the altar, they would warn of future events which would always come to pass exactly as foretold. Or they might bring tidings of things happening at a distance, the news of which would not
Starting point is 00:07:04 arrive by normal means for days or even weeks. long, the holy man, who had been carried alive to the heaven of Yat-Zar, would acquire a most awesome reputation as a prophet, and would speedily rise to the very top of the priestly hierarchy. Then he would receive two commandments from Yat-Zar. The first would ordain that all lower priests must travel about from temple to temple, never staying longer than a year at any one place. This would ensure a steady influx of newcomers personally unknown to the local upper priests,
Starting point is 00:07:40 and many of them would be first-level paratimers. Then there would be a second commandment. A house must be built for Yat-Zar against the rear wall of each temple. Its dimensions were minutely stipulated, its walls were to be of stone without windows, and there was to be a single door opening into the Holy of Holies, and before the walls were finished, the door was to be barred from within. A triple veil of brocaded fabric was to be hung in front of this door. Sometimes such innovations met with opposition from the more conservative members of the hierarchy. When they did, the principal objector would be seized
Starting point is 00:08:22 with a sudden and violent illness. He would recover if and when he withdrew his objections. Very shortly after the House of Yat-Zar would be completed, strange noises would would be heard from behind the thick walls. Then, after a while, one of the younger priests would announce that he had been commanded in a vision to go behind the veil and knock upon the door. Going behind the curtains, he would use his door activator to let himself in and return by Paratime Conveyor to the first level to enjoy a well-earned vacation. When the high priest would follow him behind the veil after a few hours and find that he had
Starting point is 00:09:04 vanished, it would be announced as a miracle. A week later an even greater miracle would be announced, the young priest would return from behind the triple veil, clad in such raiment as no man had ever seen, and bearing in his hands a strange box. He would announce that Yacht Tsar had commanded him to build a new temple in the mountains, at a place to be made known by the voice of the God speaking out of the box. This time there would be no doubts and no objections. A procession would set out, headed by the new revelator, bearing the box, and when the clicking
Starting point is 00:09:42 voice of the God spoke rapidly out of it, the sight would be marked and work would begin. No local labor would ever be employed on such temples. The masons and woodworkers would be strangers, come from afar in speaking a strange tongue, and when the temple was completed they would never be seen to leave it. would say that they had been put to death by the priest and buried under the altar to preserve the secrets of the god, and there would always be an idol of Yacht-Zar, obviously of heavenly origin, since its workmanship was beyond the powers of any local craftsman. The priests of such temple would be exempt by divine decree from the rule of yearly travel.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Nobody, of course, would have the least idea that there was a uranium mine in operation under it, shipping ore to another timeline. The Hullgun people knew nothing about uranium, and neither did they as much as dream that there were other timelines. The secret of paratime transposition belonged exclusively to the first-level civilization which had discovered it, and it was a secret that was guarded well. Stranor Sleth, dropping to the bottom of the antigrav shaft, cast a hasty and instinctive glance to the right, where the freight conveyor's were. One was gone, taking its cargo over hundreds
Starting point is 00:11:05 of thousands of parry years to the first level. Another had just returned empty, and a third was receiving its cargo from the robot mining machines far back under the mountain. Two young men and a girl, in first-level costumes, sat at a bank of instruments and visor screens, handling the whole operation, and six or seven armed guards, having inspected the newly arrived conveyor, finding that it had picked up nothing inimicable enemakable en route, were relaxing and lighting cigarettes. Three of them, Strunar Sleth, noticed, wore the green uniforms of the Paratime Police. When did those fellows get in? He asked the people at the control desk, nodding toward the green-clad newcomers.
Starting point is 00:11:49 About ten minutes ago on the passenger conveyor, the girl told him, The big boys here, Bronhot Klov, and a Paratim Police officer, they're in your office. I was expecting that," Stranor Sleth said. Then he turned down the corridor to the left. Two men were waiting for him, in his office. One was short and stocky with an angry, impatient face, Bronad Klov, Trans-Temporals Vice President in charge of operations. The other was tall and slender with handsome and entirely expressionless features.
Starting point is 00:12:23 He wore a Paratime Police Officers' uniform, with the blue badge of hereditary nobility on his breast and carried a Sigma-ray needler in a belt holster. Were you waiting long, gentlemen? Stranor Sleth asked. I was holding Sunset Sacrifice up in the temple. No, we just got here, Bernard Klov said. This is Verkan Vall. Mavrod of Neros, special assistant to Chief Tortha of the Paratime Police.
Starting point is 00:12:50 Stranor Sleff, our resident agent here. Stranor Sleth touched hands with Verkan Vall. I've heard a lot about you, sir, he said. everybody working in paratime has of course i'm sorry we have a situation here that calls for your presence but since we have i'm glad you're here in person you know what our trouble is i suppose in a general way verkan vall replied chief tartha and brannad klav have given me the main outline but i'd like to have you fill in the details Well, I told you everything, Bernard Klov interrupted impatiently. It's just that Stranars let this blasted local king, Kirchuk, get out of control. If I—he stopped short, catching sight of the shoulder holster under Stranar-Sleff's left arm. Were you wearing that needler up in the temple, he demanded?
Starting point is 00:13:42 You're blasted right I was, Stranar Sleth retorted. At any time I can't arm myself from my own protection on this timeline, you can't. have my resignation. I'm not getting into the same jam as those people at Zerg." Well, never mind about that. If Birkenball intervened, of course Stranor Sleth has a right to arm himself. I wouldn't think of being caught without a weapon on this timeline myself. Now, Stranor, suppose you tell me what's been happening here from the beginning of this trouble. End of Part 1. Part 2 of Temple Trouble by H. Beam Piper. This Libravox recording is in the public domain. Part 2. It started really about five years ago,
Starting point is 00:14:35 when Kerchuk, the king of Zurb, married the children princess Dareth from the country over beyond the Black Sea, and made her his queen over the heads of about a dozen daughters of the local nobility whom he'd married previously. Then he brought in this children's scribe Labdurg and made him overseer of the kingdom, roughly prime minister. There was a lot of dissatisfaction over that, and for a while it looked as though he was going to have a revolution on his hands. But he brought in about five thousand Chil-done mercenaries, all archers. These hulguns can't shoot a bow-worth beans.
Starting point is 00:15:13 So the dissatisfaction died down, and so did most of the leaders of the disaffected group. The story I get is that this Labdurge arranged the marriage, in the first place. It looks to me as though the children emperor is intending to take over the Hulgun kingdoms, starting with Zurb. Well, these childrens all worship a god called Moos Azen. Moosazin is a crocodile with wings like a bat and a lot of knife blades in his tail. He makes this Yacht Zor look downright beautiful. So do his habits. Moos Azen fancies human sacrifices.
Starting point is 00:15:52 The victims are strung up by the ankles on a triangular frame and lashed to death with iron-barbed whips. Nasty sort of a deity, but this is a nasty timeline. The people here get a big kick out of watching these sacrifices. Much better show than our bunny killing. The victims are usually criminals or over-age or incorrigible slaves or prisoners of war. Of course, when the Chulduns began infiltrating the palace, They brought in their crocodile god, too, and a flock of priests, and King Kurchuk let them set up a temple in the palace.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Naturally, we preached against this heathen idolatry in our temples, but religious bigotry isn't one of the numerous imperfections of this sector. Everybody's deity is as good as anybody else's, indifferenceism, I believe, is the theological term. Anyhow, on that basis, things went along fairly well, till two years ago when we had this run of bad luck. Bad luck! Brunod-Claw snorted. That's the standing excuse of every incompetent. Go on, Straunar.
Starting point is 00:17:01 What sort of bad luck, Verkan Vall asked. Well, first we had a drought, beginning an early summer, that burned up most of the grain crop. Then, when that broke, we got heavy rains and hailstorms and thorns and thorns and thorn. floods, and that destroyed what got through the dry spell. When they harvested what little was left, it was obvious there'd be a famine, so we brought in a lot of grain by conveyor and distributed it from the temples, a miraculous gift of Yotsar, of course. Then the main office on first level got scared about flooding this timeline with lots of unaccountable
Starting point is 00:17:36 grain, and were afraid we'd make the people suspicious, and ordered it stopped. Then Kurchuk, and I might add, that the kingdom of Zurb was the hardest hit by the famine, ordered his army mobilized and started an invasion of the Jumdun country, south of the Carpathians, to get grain. He got his army, chopped up, and only about a quarter of them got back with no grain. You ask me? I'd say that Labdurge framed it to happen that way. He advised Kurchuk to invade in the first place, and I mentioned my suspicion,
Starting point is 00:18:11 The Chombrog, the Cholten Emperor, is planning to move in on the whole gun kingdoms. Well, what would be smarter than to get Kurchuk's army smashed in advance? How did the defeat occur? Verkan Vall asked. Any suspicion of treachery? Nothing you could put your finger on, except that the Jumduns seem to have a pretty good intelligence about Kachunk's invasion route and battle plans. It could have been nothing worse than so.
Starting point is 00:18:41 stupid tactics on Kerchuk's part. See, these hulguns, and particularly the Zerb-Hulgens, are spearmen. They fight in a fairly thin line with heavy-armed infantry in front and light infantry with throwing spears behind. The nobles fight in light chariots, usually at the center of the line, and that's where they were at this Battle of Jarm. Kurchuk himself was at the center, with his Cholden archers massed around him. The Jumduns, you were. use a lot of cavalry with long swords and lances, and a lot of big chariots with two chavlin men and a driver. Well, instead of ramming into Kuch's center, where he had his archers, they hit the extreme
Starting point is 00:19:25 left and folded it up, and then swung around behind and hit the right from the rear. All the children archers did was stand fast around the king and shoot anybody who came close to them, they were left pretty much alone, but the Holgan spearmen were cut to pieces. The battle ended with Kerchuk and his nobles and his archers making a fighting retreat, while the Jum Dun cavalry were chasing the spearmen every which way, and cutting them down and lancing them as they ran. Well, whether it was Labdurge's treachery or Kerchuk's stupidity, in either case, it was natural for the archers to come off easiest, and the Hulgun spearmen to pay the butcher's bill.
Starting point is 00:20:08 But try and tell these knuckleheads anything like that. Moos hasn't protected the children's, and Yacht Zor let the Hulgens down, and that was all there was to it. The Zurb Temple started losing worshippers, particularly the families of the men who didn't make it back from Jorm. If that had been all there'd been to it, though it still wouldn't have hurt the mining operations than we could have got by, but what really tore it was when the rabbits started to die.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Stranar Slath picked up a cigar from his desk and bit the end, spitting it out disgustedly. Toralemia, of course, he said touching his ladder to the tip. When that hit, they started going over to Muzazin and Drove, not only in Zurb, but all over the six kingdoms. You ought to have seen the house we had for sunset sacrifice to see. evening, about two hundred, and we used to get two thousand. It used to be all two men could do to lift the offering box at the door afterward, and all the money we took in tonight I could put in one pocket, the high priest used language that would have been considered unclical,
Starting point is 00:21:18 even among the hulgans. Verkan vall nodded, even without the quicky hypnomek he had taken for this sector, he knew that the rabbit was domesticated among the proto-Aryan hulguns, and was their chief meat animal. Hulgun rabbits were even a minor import on the first level, and could be had at all the better restaurants in cities like Bhergabar. He mentioned that. That's not the worst of it, Stranor Sleth told him. See, the rabbit's sacred to Yad Tsar, not taboo, just sacred.
Starting point is 00:21:52 They have to use a specially consecrated knife to kill them. Consecrating rabbit knives has always been an item of temple revenue, and they must say a special prayer before eating them. We could have got around the rest of it, even the Battle of Jorm, punishment by Yotsar for the sin of apostasy. But Yotsar just wouldn't make rabbit sick. Yotsar thinks too well of rabbits to do that, and it's not been any use claiming he would, so there you are.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Well, I take the attitude that this situation is a result of your incompetence. Brannad Klov began in a bully-ranging tone. You're not only the high priest of this temple. You're the acknowledged head of the religion in all the Hulgun kingdoms. You should have had more hold on the people than to allow anything like this to happen. Hold on the people. Stranor Sleth fairly howled, appealing to Verkan Vall. What does he think a religion is on this sector, anyhow?
Starting point is 00:22:53 You think these savages dreamed up that six-six-es-hehralled. armed monstrosity up there to express their yearning for higher things, or to symbolize their moral ethos, or as a philosophical escape hatch from the dilemma of causation, they never even heard of such matters. On this sector, gods are strictly utilitarian. As long as they can take care of their worshippers, they get their sacrifices. When they can't put out, they have to get out. How do you suppose these childrens living in the Caucasus Mountains got the idea of a god like a crocodile anyhow. Why, they got it from the Holmron traders, people from down in the Nile Valley. They had a god once, something basically like a billy-goat, but he let them get licked in a couple
Starting point is 00:23:44 of battles, so out he went. Why, all the deities on this sector have hyphenated names, because their combinations of several deities worshipped in one person. Do you know, know anything about the history of this sector? He asked the Paratine police officer. Well, it develops that an alternate probability of what we call the Nilo-Mesopotamian basic sector group, Berkinvall said. On most Nilo-Mesopotamian sectors, like the Macedonian Empire sector, or the Alexandrian Roman or Alexandrian Punic, or Indo-Turacian, or European-American, there was an
Starting point is 00:24:22 Aryan invasion of Eastern Europe, and Asia Minor, about 4,000 elapsed years ago. On this sector, the ancestors of the Aryans came in about 15 centuries earlier as Neolithic savages, about the time that the Samarian and Egyptian civilizations were first developing and overran all Southeast Europe, Asia Minor, and the Nile Valley. They developed to the Bronze Age culture of the civilizations they overthrew, and then, more slowly, to an iron age culture. About two thousand years ago, they were using hardened steel and building large stone cities just as they do now. At that time they reached cultural stasis. But as for their religious beliefs, you've described them quite accurately. A god is only worshipped as long as the people
Starting point is 00:25:13 think him powerful enough to aid and protect them. When they lose that confidence, he is discarded and the god of some neighboring people is adopted instead. He turned to Brannad Klov. Didn't Stranor report this situation to you when it first developed? he asked. I know he did. He speaks of receiving shipments of grain by a conveyor for temple distribution. Then why didn't you report it to Paratime Police? That's what we have a Paratime Police force for.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Well, yes, of course, but I had enough confidence in Strunar Sleth to think that he could handle the situation himself. I didn't know he'd gone Slat. Look, I can't make weather even if my parishioners think I can, Stranor Slath defended himself, and I can't make a great military genius out of a blockhead like Kuchuk. And I can't immunize all the rabbits on this timeline against tularemia, even if I'd had any reason to expect a tularemia epidemic,
Starting point is 00:26:12 which I hadn't, because the disease is unknown on this sector. This is the only outbreak of it anybody's ever heard of on any proto-Aryan timeline. No, but I'll tell you what you could have done, Verkan Vall told him. When this ker-chuk started to apostatize, you could have gone to him at the head of a procession of priests, all paratimers, and all armed with energy weapons, and pointed out his spiritual duty to him, and if he gave you any back-talk, you could have pulled out that needleer and raid him down, and then cried, Behold the vengeance of Yotsar upon the wicked king.
Starting point is 00:26:53 I'll bet any sum at any odds that his successor would have thought twice about going over to Muz-Azin, and none of these other kings would have even thought once about it. Ha, that's what I wanted to do, Stranor Sleth exclaimed, and who stopped me? I'll give you just one guess. Well, it seems there was slackness here. but it wasn't Stranor Sleth who was slack, Verkan Vall commented. Well, I must say, I never thought I'd hear an officer of the Paratime Police
Starting point is 00:27:27 criticizing me for trying to operate inside the Paratime Transportation Code. Brannad Klob exclaimed, Verkan Vall, sitting on the edge of Stranor-Sleth's desk, aimed his cigarette at Brannad Klov like a blaster. Now look, he began. there is one and only one inflexible law regarding out-time activities. The secret of paratime transposition must be kept inviolate, and any activity tending to endanger it is prohibited.
Starting point is 00:28:01 That's why we don't allow the transposition of any object of extraterrestrial origin to any timeline on which space travel has not been developed. Such an object may be preserved, and then, after the local local, population begin exploring the planet from whence it came, there will be dangerous speculations and theories as to how it arrived on Terra at such an early date. I came within inches, literally, of getting myself killed not long ago, cleaning up the result of a violation of that regulation. For the same reason, we don't allow the export to out-time natives of manufactured goods too far in advance of their local culture. That's why.
Starting point is 00:28:45 for instance you people have to hand finish all those big Yacht-Zar idols to remove traces of machine work. One of those things may be around a few thousand years from now, and when these people develop a mechanical civilization. But as far as reying down this Kerchuk is concerned, these hulguns are completely done scientific. They wouldn't have the least idea what happened. They'd believe that Yat-Zar struck him dead as gods on this plane of culture are
Starting point is 00:29:14 supposed to do. And if any of them noticed the needler at all, they'd think he was just a holy amulet of some kind. But the law is the law, Brannad Klov began. End of Part two. Part three of Temple Trouble by H. Beam Piper. This Librovox recording is in the public domain. Part three. Verkan Vall shook his head. Brunod, as I understand you were promoted to your present position on the retirement of Solvon Marth about ten years ago. Up to that time you were in your company's financial department. You were accustomed to working subject to the first-level commercial regulation code. Now, any law binding upon our people at home on the first level is inflexible.
Starting point is 00:30:08 It has to be. We found out over fifty centuries ago that laws have to be rigid and without discretionary powers and administration in order that people may be able to predict their effect and plan their activities accordingly. Naturally, you became conditioned to operating in such a climate of legal inflexibility. But in paratime the situation is entirely different. There exists within the range of the Cahaldron-Hesthorperatemporal field generator a number of timelines of the order of ten to the hundred thousandth power.
Starting point is 00:30:45 In effect, that many different worlds. In the past ten thousand years we have visited only the tiniest fraction of these, but we have found everything from time-lines inhabited only by subhuman ape-men, to second-level civilizations which are our equal in every respect, but knowledge of paratemporal transposition. We even know of one second-level civilization which is approaching the discovery of an interstellar hyperspacial drive, something we've never even come close to. And in between are every degree of savagery, barbarism, and civilization. Now, it's just not possible to frame any single code of laws applicable to conditions on
Starting point is 00:31:30 all of these. The best we can do is prohibit certain frequently immoral types of activity, such as slave trading, introduction of new types of narcotic drugs, or out-and-out piracy and brick If you're in doubt as to the legality of anything you want to do out time, go to the judicial section of the Paratime Commission and get an opinion on it. That's where you made your whole mistake. You didn't find out just how far it was allowable for you to go. He turned to Stranor Slath again.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Well, that's the background, then. Now tell me about what happened yesterday at Serb. Well, a week ago, Kurchuk came out with this. this decree, closing our temple at Zurb, and ordering his subjects to perform worship and make money offerings to Muz Azen. The Zurb Temple isn't a mask for a mine, Zerbs too for south for the uranium deposits. It's just a center for propaganda and that sort of thing. But we have a house of Yat-Zor and a conveyor and most of the upper priests are paratimers.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Well, our man there, Tamad Drov, Ilius Khoram. defied the king's order, so Kachuk sent a company of cauldron archers to close the temple and arrest the priest. Tammad Drov got all his people who were in the temple at the time, into the house of Yatsar, and transposed them back to the first level. He had orders. Stranor Sleth looked meaningly at Brannad Klov, not to resist with energy weapons or even ultrasonic paralyzers.
Starting point is 00:33:12 And while we're on the subject of letting the local Yoko see too much, about fifteen of the under-priests he took to the first level were Holgan natives. Nothing wrong with that. They'll get memory obliteration and pseudo-memory treatment, Burkhan Hall said. But he should have been allowed to needle about a dozen of those children's, teach the beggars to respect Yotsar in the future. Now how about the six priests who were outside the temple at the time? All but one were paratimers.
Starting point is 00:33:41 We'll have to find out about them and get them out of Zurb." That'll take some doing," Stranor Sluth said. And it'll have to be done before sunset tomorrow. They are all in the dungeon of the palace citadel, and Kachuk is going to give them to the priests of Muz-Azin to be sacrificed tomorrow evening. How'd you learn that?" Verkan Vall asked. Oh, we have a man in Zurb, not connected with the temple," Stranor-Sleth said.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Names Kronor Jirth. himself Pronger, locally. He has a swordmaker's shop, employs about a dozen native journeymen and apprentices, who hammer out the common blades he sells in the open market. Then he imports a few high-class alloy steel blades from the first level that'll cut through this local low-carbon armor like cheese, fits them with locally made hilts, and sells them at unbelievable prices to the nobility. He's swordsmith to the king, picks up all. the inside palestope. Of course, he was among the first to accept the new gospel and go over to Muzazin. He has a secret room under his shop, with his conveyor and a radio. What happened
Starting point is 00:34:52 was this. The six priests were at a consecration ceremony at a rabbit ranch outside the city, and they didn't know about the raid on the temple. On their way back, they were surrounded by Kuldun archers and taken prisoner. They had no weapons but their sacrificial knives. He threw another dirty look at Brannad Klov. So they're due to go up on the triangles at sunset tomorrow. We'll have to get them out before then, Verkan Vall said. There are people, and we can't let them down. Even the native is under our protection, whether he knows it or not.
Starting point is 00:35:28 And in the second place, if those priests are sacrificed to Muz-Azin, he told Brannad Klov, you can shut down everything on this timeline, pull out or disendip. your installations and fill in your mine tunnels. Yat-Zar will be through on this timeline and you'll be through along with him. And considering that your Fissionables franchise for this sector comes up for renewal next year, your company will be through in this paratime area. You believe that would happen? Brannad Klov asked anxiously. I know it will, because I'll put through a recommendation to that effect. If those six men are torture, your death tomorrow."
Starting point is 00:36:11 Verkan Vall replied, And in the 50 years I've been in the police department, I've only heard of five such recommendations being ignored by the commission. You know, a fourth-level mineral product syndicate is after your franchise. Ordinarily they wouldn't have a chance of getting it. But with this, maybe they will, even without my recommendation. This was all your fault, for ignoring Stran or Sleth's proposal and for denying those men the right to carry energy weapons.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Well, we were only trying to stay inside the Paratime Code, Bernard Klov pleaded. If it isn't too late, now you can count on me for every cooperation. He fiddled with some papers on the desk. What do you want me to do to help? I'll tell you that in a minute. Verkan Vall walked to the wall and looked at the map, then returned to Stranor Sleth's desk.
Starting point is 00:37:03 How about these dungeons? He asked. How are they located? and how can we get into them?" "'I'm afraid we can't,' Straunor Sleth told him. Not without fighting our way in. They're under the palace citadel a hundred feet below ground. They're spatially coexistent with the heavy water barriers
Starting point is 00:37:21 around one of our company's plutonium piles on the first level, and below surface on any unoccupied timeline I know of. So we can't transpose in to them. This palace is really a wall city inside a city. Here, I'll show you. going around the desk he sat down and after looking in the index screen punched a combination on the keyboard a picture projected from the microfilm bank appeared on the view screen it was an air view of the city of zurb taken the high priest explained by infrared light from an airboat over the city at night it showed a city of an entirely pre-mechanical civilization with narrow streets lined on either side by low one-and-two-story buildings Although there would be considerable snow in winter, the roofs were usually flat, probably
Starting point is 00:38:11 massive stone slabs, supported by pillars within. Even in the poorer sections this was true, except for the very meanest houses and outbuildings, which were thatched. Here and there some huge pile of masonry would rear itself above its lower neighbors, and where the streets were wider, occasional groups of large buildings would be surrounded by battle-minted walls. Stranoros-left indicated one of the larger of these. Here's the palace, he said, and here's the temple of Yat-Zar about half a mile away. He touched a large building, occupying an entire block. Between it and the palace was a block-wide park, with lawns and trees on either
Starting point is 00:38:54 side of a wide roadway connecting the two. Now here's a detailed view of the palace. He punched another combination, the view of the city was replaced by one taken from directly overhead of the walled palace area. Here's the main gate in front at the end of the road from the temple, he pointed out. Over here on the left are the slaves' quarters and the stables and workshops and storehouses, and so on. Over here on the other side are the nobles' quarters, and this, he indicated a towering structure at the rear of the walled enclosure, is these these.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Citadel and the Royal Dwelling. Audience halls on this side, harem over here on this side. A wide stone platform, about 15 feet high, runs completely across the front of the citadel, from the audience hall to the harem. Since this picture was taken, the new temple of Amuz-Azin was built right about here. He indicated that it extended out from the audience hall into the central courtyard, and out here on the platform they put up about a d'Uze-Azun. They put up about a dozen of these triangles, about twelve feet high on which the sacrificial victims are whipped to death. Yes, about the only way we could get down to the dungeons would be to make an airdrop onto
Starting point is 00:40:13 the citadel roof and fight our way down with needlers and blasters. And I'm not willing to do that as long as there's any other way, Verkan Vall said. We lose men, even with needlers against bows, and there's a chance that some of our equipment might be lost in the Malayian fall into out-time hands. You say this sacrifice comes off tomorrow at sunset? That would be about actual sunset plus or minus an hour. These people aren't astronomers. They don't even have good sun-dials, and it might be a cloudy day,
Starting point is 00:40:46 Stranor Sleth said. There will be a big idol of Moose-Ozen on a cart set about here, he pointed. After the sacrifice, it is to be dragged down this road outside, to the temple of Yat-Zar and set up there. The temple is now occupied by about twenty Kuldun mercenaries and five or six priests of Muz-Azin. They haven't, of course, got into the house of Yat-Zar, the doors of impervium steel, about six inches thick,
Starting point is 00:41:15 with a plating of collapsed nickel under the gilding. It would take a couple of hours to cut through it with our best atomic torch, and there isn't even a tool on this timeline that could even scratch it, and the insides of the walls are lined with the same. same thing. Do you think our people have been tortured yet? Verkan Vall asked. No.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Straunar Sleth was positive. They'll be fairly well treated until the sacrifice. The idea is to make them last as long as possible on the triangles. Muz Azen likes to see a slow killing, and so do the mobs of spectators. That's good. Now here's my plan. We won't try to rescue them from the dungeons. We'll transpose back to the Zurb Temple from the first level, inconsiderable force, say a hundred
Starting point is 00:42:03 of so men, and march on the palace to force their release. You're in constant radio communication with all the other temples on this timeline, I suppose? Yes, certainly. All right, pass this out to everybody. Authority Paratime Police, in my name, acting for Torthakhorf. I want all paratimers who can possibly be spared to transfer. Transposed to first level immediately and rendezvous at the first level terminal of the Zurb temple conveyor as soon as possible. Close down all mining operations and turn over temple routine to the native under-priests.
Starting point is 00:42:40 You can tell them that the upper priests are retiring to their respective houses of Yotsar to pray for the deliverance of the priests in the hands of King Kurchuk. And everybody is to bring back his priestly regalia to the first level that will be needed. He turned to Brannad Klov. I suppose you keep spare regalia in stock on the first level? Yes, of course. We keep plenty of everything in stock, robes, miters, false spears of different shades, everything. And these big Yotsar idols, they're mass-produced on the first level?
Starting point is 00:43:14 You have one available now? Good. I'll want some alterations made on one. For one thing, I'll want it plated heavily all over with collapsed nickel. For another I'll want it fitted with anti-grab units and some sort of propulsion units, and a loud speaker and remote control. And Stranor, you get in touch with this sword-baker, Kranor Jorth, and alert him to cooperate with us. Tell him to start calling Zurb Temple on his radio about noon tomorrow, and keep it up until he gets an answer. Or better, tell him to run his conveyor to his first-level terminal, and bring with him an extra suit of clothes appropriate to the
Starting point is 00:43:54 the role of journeyman mechanic. I'll want to talk to him and furnish him with special equipment. Got all that? Well, carry on with it and bring your own paratimers, priests and mining operators, back with you as soon as you've taken care of everything." Brannad, you come with me now. We're returning to first level immediately. We've got a lot of work to do, so let's get started.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Anything I can do to help, just call on me for it." Brannad Klov promised earnestly. And Stranor, I want to apologize. I'll admit it now that I ought to have followed your recommendations when this situation first developed. End of Part 3. Part 4 of Temple Trouble by H. Beam Piper. This Labor Box recording is in the public domain. Part 4.
Starting point is 00:44:48 By noon of the next day, Verkan Vall had at least a hundred men gathered in the big room at the first level Fissionables Refinery at Jadabar, spatially co-existent with the fourth-law. level temple of Yotsar and Serb. He was having a little trouble distinguishing between them, for every man wore the fringed blue robe and gold and mitre of an upper priest, and had his face masked behind a blue false beard. It was, he admitted to himself, a most ludicrous-looking assemblage. One of the most ludicrous things about it was the fact that it would have inspired only pious awe in a hulgram of the fourth-level Proto-Oryan sector. About half of them were priests from the trans-temporal mining corporations temples. The other half were members of the Paratime Police.
Starting point is 00:45:34 All of them wore, in addition to their temple knives, holstered Sigma Ray Needlers. Most of them carried ultrasonic paralyzers, 18-inch baton-like things with bulbous ends. Most of the Paratime Police, and a few of the priests also carried either heat-ray pistols or neutron disruption blasters. Verkan Vall wore one of the latter
Starting point is 00:45:56 in a left-hand-built holster. The Paratime Police were lined up separately for inspection, and Stranar Sleth, Tama Drob of the Zurb Temple, and several other high priests were checking the authenticity of their disguises. A little apart from the others, a Paratime policeman and a High Priest robes and beard had a square box slung in front of him. He was fiddling with knobs and buttons on it practicing. A big idol of Yacht-Zar on anti-gravity was floating slowly about the room. in obedience to its remote controls, rising and lowering, turning about and pirouetting gracefully.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Eval, he called to his superior. How's this? The idol rose about five feet, turned slowly in a half circle, moved to the right a little, and then settled slowly toward the floor. Fine, fine, Harve, Berkin Vall told him, but don't set it down on anything or turn off the anti-gravity. There's enough collapsed nickel-plating on that thing to sink it a yard in soft ground. i don't know what the idea that was brannad klav standing beside him said understand i'm not criticizing i haven't any right to under the circumstances but it seems to me that armoring that thing in collapsed nickel was an unnecessary precaution
Starting point is 00:47:15 maybe it was verkan vall agreed i sincerely hope so but we can't take any chances this operation has to be absolutely right ready to mond all right first detail in to the conveyor, he turned and strode toward a big dome of fine metallic mesh, thirty feet high and sixty in diameter, at the other end of the room. Tomod Drav and his ten paratimer priests and Brannad Klov, and ten paratimer police, followed him in. One of the latter slid shut the door and locked it. Verkan Vall went to the control desk at the center of the dome, and picked up a two-foot globe of the same fine metallic mesh, opening it. it been making some adjustments inside, then attaching an electric cord and closing it. He laid the globe on the floor near the desk and picked up the hand battery at the other end
Starting point is 00:48:08 of the attached cord. Not taking any chances at all, are you? Bernard Klav asked, watching the operation with interest. I never do, unnecessarily. There are too many necessary chances that have to be taken in this work. Berconval pressed the button of the hand battery. The globe of the floor flashed and vanished. Yesterday five paratimers were arrested.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Any or all of them could have had door activators with them. Stranor Sleth says they were not tortured, but that is a purely inferential statement. They may have been, and the use of the activator may have been extorted from one of them. So I want to look at the inside of that conveyor chamber before we transpose into it. He laid the hand battery with the loose dangling wire that had been left behind on the desk, then lit a cigarette. The others gathered around, smoking and watching, careful to avoid the place from which the globe had vanished. Thirty minutes passed, and then, in a queer iridescence, the globe reappeared. Verkan Vall counted ten seconds and picked it up, taking it to the desk and opening it
Starting point is 00:49:17 to remove a small square box. This he slid into a space under the desk and flipped a switch. Instantly a view-screen lit up, and a three-dimensional picture appeared, the interior of a big room a hundred feet square and some seventy in height. There was a big desk in a radio, tables, couches, chairs, and an arms wreck full of weapons, and at one end a remarkably clean, sixty-foot circle on the concrete floor, outlined in faintly luminous red. How about it? Verkan Vall asked Tomoddrave, anything wrong? The Serb High Priest shook his head. Just as we left it, he said. Nobody's been inside since we left.
Starting point is 00:49:58 One of the policemen took Verkan Vall's place at the control desk, and threw the master switch, after checking the instruments, immediately the paratemporal transposition feel went on with a humming sound that mounted to a high scream, then settled to a steady drone. The mesh dome flickered with a cold iridescence and vanished, and they were looking into the interior of a greek. great fissionables refinery plant, operated by paratimers on another first-level timeline. The structural details altered from timeline to timelined as they watched. Buildings appeared and
Starting point is 00:50:36 vanished. Once for a few seconds, they were inside a cool, insulated bubble in the midst of mold and lead. Tamad Drav jerked a thumb at it before it vanished. That always bothers me, he said. Bad place for the field to go weak. I'm fussy as an old hymn. about inspection of the conveyor on account of that. Don't blame you, Verkan Vall agreed. Probably the cooling system of a breeder pile. They passed more swiftly, now, across the second level and the third. Once they were in the midst of a huge land battle,
Starting point is 00:51:09 with great tank-like vehicles spouting flame at one another. Another moment was spent in an air bombardment. On any timeline this section of East Europe was a natural battleground. Once a great procession marched toward them, carrying red banners, and huge pictures of a coarse-faced man with a black mustache. Verkan Vall recognized the environment as fourth-level Europo-America sector. Finally, as the transposition rates slowed, they saw a clutter of miserable fatched huts in the rear of a granite wall of a fourth-level Hulgun Temple of Yat-Zar, a temple not yet
Starting point is 00:51:47 infiltrated by trans-temporal mining corporation agents. Finally, they were at their destination. The dome around them became visible, and an overhead green light flashed slowly on and off. Verkan Vall opened the door and stepped outside his needler drawn. The house of Yat-Zar was just as he had seen it in the picture photographed by the automatic reconnaissance conveyor. The others crowded outside after him. One of the regular priests pulled off his mitre and beard and went to the radio, putting on a headset. Vercan Vall and Tama Drov snapped on the busy screen, getting a view of the Holy of
Starting point is 00:52:25 Holies outside. There were six men there, seated at the upper priest's spanker table, drinking from gold and goblets. Five of them wore the black robes with green facings, which marked them as priests of Muz Azen. The sixth was an officer of the children archers in gilded mail and helmet. Why, those are the sacred vessels of the temple, Tamad Drov cried, scandalized. Then he laughed, in self-riticule.
Starting point is 00:52:51 I'm beginning to take this stuff seriously myself. Time I put in for a long vacation. I was actually shocked at the sacrilege. Well, let's overtake the infidels in their sins, Verkan Vall said. Paralyzers will be good enough. He picked up one of the bulb-headed weapons and unlocked the door. Tom Idrov and another of the priests of the Zurb Temple following, and the others crowding behind.
Starting point is 00:53:17 They passed out through the door. the veils and burst into the holy of holies. Verkan Vall pointed the bulb of his paralyzer at the six-seeded men and pressed the button. Other paralyzers came into action and the whole sextet were knocked senseless. The officer rolled from his chair and fell to the floor in a clatter of armor. Two of the priests slumped forward on the table. The others merely sank back in their chairs, dropping their goblets. Give each one of them another doze to make sure. Verkan Vall directed a couple of his own men. Now, Tamand, any other way into the main temple beside that door?
Starting point is 00:53:55 Up those steps, Tamad Drav pointed. There's a gallery along the side. We can cover the whole room from there. Take your men and go up there. I'll take a few through the door. There'll be about twenty archers out there, and we don't want any of them loosing any arrows before we can knock them out. Three minutes be time enough?
Starting point is 00:54:15 Easily. Make it too, Tamandrov said. he took his priests up the stairway and vanished into the gallery of the temple verkan vall waited until one minute had passed and then followed by brannad klav and a couple of paratime policemen he went under the plinth and peered out into the temple five or six archers in steel caps and sleeveless leather jackets sewn with steel rings were gathered around the altar cooking something in a pot on the fire most of the others like veteran soldiers were sprawled on the floor trying to catch a short nap, except half a dozen, who crouched in a circle playing some game with dice, another almost universal military practice. The two minutes were up. He aimed his paralyzer at the men around the altar and squeezed the button, swinging it from
Starting point is 00:55:06 one to another and knocking them down with a bludgeon of inaudible sound. At the same time, Tom Androv and his detail were stunning the gamblers, stepping forward and to one side, Verkan Vall, Brannad Klob, and the others took care of the sleepers on the floor. In less than thirty seconds every children in the temple was incapacitated. All right, make sure none of them come out of it prematurely. Verkan Vall directed, get their weapons and be sure nobody has a knife or anything hidden on him. Who has the syringe and the sleep drug ampules? Somebody had, it developed, who was still on the first level to come up with the second conveyor load. Verkan Vall swore, something like this always
Starting point is 00:55:52 happened on any operation involving more than half a dozen men. Well, some of you stay here, patrol around, and use your paralyzers on anybody who even twitches a muscle. Ultrasonic's were nice, effective, humane police weapons, but they were unreliable. The same dose that would keep one man out for an hour, would paralyze another for no more than ten or fifteen minutes, and be sure none of them are playing possum. He went back through the door under the plent, glancing up at the decorated wooden screen and wondering how much work it would take to move the new Yat-Zar in from the conveyors. The five priests and the archer captain were still unconscious. One of the policemen was searching them. Here's the sort of weapons these priests carry,
Starting point is 00:56:39 he said holding up a short iron mace with a spite head, carry them on their belts. He tossed it on the table and began searching another knocked out herophant. Like this, hey, look at this, will you? He drew his hand from under the left side of the senseless man's robe and held up a Sigma-ray needler. Verkan Vall looked at it and nodded grimly. Had it in a regular shoulder-holster, the policeman said, handing the weapon across the table. What do you think? Find anything else funny on him? Wait a minute. The police pulled open the
Starting point is 00:57:15 robe and began stripping the priest of Muz-Azin. Berkinval came around the table to help. There was nothing else of a suspicious nature. Could have got it from one of the prisoners, but I don't like the familiar way he's wearing that holster, Burkan Vall said. Has the conveyor gone back yet? When the policeman nodded, he continued, When it returns, take him to the first level. I I hope they bring up the sleep drug with the next load. When you get him back, take him to de Huggabar by Strattel Rocket immediately, and make sure he gets back alive. I want him questioned under narco-hypnosis by a regular Paratime Commission psychotechnician
Starting point is 00:57:54 in the presence of Chief Tarka Karf and some responsible commission official. This is going to be hot stuff. Within an hour, the whole force was assembled in the temple. The wooden screen had presented no problem. It slid easily to one side, and the big idol floated on anti-gravity in the middle of the temple. Verkan Vall was looking anxiously at his watch. End of Section 4. Part 5 of Temple Trouble by H. Beam Piper.
Starting point is 00:58:31 This labor box recording is in the public domain. Part 5. It's about two hours to sunset, he said to Stranor Sleff, but as you pointed out, These hulguns aren't astronomers, and it's a bit cloudy. I wish Crenor Djerth would call him with something definite. Another twenty minutes passed. Then the man at the radio came out into the temple. Okay, he called.
Starting point is 00:58:55 The man at Cranar Jirth called in. Cranor Jirth contacted him with a midget radio he has up his sleeve. He's in the palace courtyard now. They haven't brought out the victims yet, but Kurchuk has just been carried out on his throne to that platform in front of the citadel. Big crowd gathering in the inner courtyard, more in the streets outside. Palace gates are wide open. That's it, Burkhan Ball cried.
Starting point is 00:59:20 Farm up, the parade starting. Brannad, you and Tomond and Stranor and I in front, about ten men with paralyzers a little behind us, then Yotsar about ten feet off the ground, then the others. Forward! They emerged from the temple and started down the broad roadway toward the palace. There was not much of a crowd at first. Most observed it flocked to the palace earlier. The lucky ones in the courtyard and the late-comers outside.
Starting point is 00:59:50 Those whom they did meet stared at them in open-mouthed amazement, and then some, remembering their doubts and blasphemies, began howling for forgiveness. Others, a substantial majority, realizing that it would be upon King Kurchuk that the real weight of Yat-Zor's six hands would fall, took to their heels, tried to their heels, tried to trying to put as much distance as possible between them and the palace before the blow fell. As the procession approached the palace gates, the crowds were thicker, made up of those who had been unable to squeeze themselves inside. The panic was worse here, too.
Starting point is 01:00:27 A good many were trampled and hurt in the rush to escape, and it became necessary to use paralyzers to clear away. That made it worse. Everybody was sure that Yat-Zar was striking Senor's dead. left and right. Fortunately, the gates were high enough to let the god through without losing altitude appreciably. Inside the mob surged back, clearing away across the courtyard. It was only necessary to paralyze a few here, and the levitated idol and its priestly
Starting point is 01:01:00 attendants advanced toward the stone platform, where the king sat on his throne, flanked by court functionaries and black-robed priests of Moos Azzan. In front of this, a rank of chulden archers had been drawn up. Harve, moved the Atsar forward about a hundred feet and up about fifty. Verkan Vall directed quickly. As the six-armed anthropomorphic idol rose and moved closer towards its Sarian rival, Verkan Vall drew his needler, scanning the assemblage around the throne anxiously. where is the wicked king?
Starting point is 01:01:38 A voice thundered, the voice of Stranor Sleth, speaking into a midget radio, tuned to the loud speaker inside the idol. Where is the blasphemer and desecrator, Kurchuk? There's Labdurge in the red tunic beside the throne, Tammad Drov whispered, and that's Gromnor, the Moos-Azin-high priest behind him. Verkan Vall nodded, keeping his eyes on the group on the platform. Gromdor, the high priest of Muz-Azin, was edging backward and reaching under his robe. At the same time, an officer shouted in order, and the children archers drew arrows from
Starting point is 01:02:16 their quivers and fitted them to their bowstrings. Immediately the ultrasonic paralyzers of the advancing paratimers went into action, and the mercenaries began dropping. "'Lay down your weapons, fools!' the amplified voice boomed at them. down your weapons or you shall surely die. Who are you, miserable wretches, to draw bows against me?" At first a few, then all of them the children's lowered or dropped their weapons and began edging away to the sides.
Starting point is 01:02:52 At the center, in front of the throne, most of them had been knocked out. Forkan Vall was still watching the Muz-Azin High Priest intently. As Gromdor raised his arm there was a flash and a flash and a man. a puff of smoke from the front of Yotsar. The paint over the collapsed nickel was burned off, but otherwise the idol was undamaged. Verkan Vall swung up his needler and raid Gromdor dead. As the man in the green-faced black robes fell, a blaster clattered on the stone platform. "'Is that your puny best moos, Ozen?'
Starting point is 01:03:28 The booming voice demanded. "'Where is your high priest now?' Arv faced Yatzar toward Muz-Azin, Verkan Vall set over his shoulder, drawing his blaster with his left hand. Like all first-level people, he was ambidextrous, although, like all paratimers, he habitually concealed the fact while out-time. As the levitated idol swung slowly to look down upon its enemy on the built-up cart, Verkan Vall aimed the blaster and squeezed.
Starting point is 01:03:58 In a spot, less than a millimeter in diameter on the crocodile idol's side, A certain number of neutrons in the atomic structure of the stone from which it was carved broke apart, becoming, in effect, atoms of hydrogen. With a flash and a bang, the idol burst and vanished. Yotsar gave a dirty laugh and turned his back on the cart, which was now burning fiercely facing King Kurchuk again. "'Get up your hands, all of you!' Verkan Vall shouted in the first-level language, swinging the stubby muzzle of the blaster
Starting point is 01:04:33 and the knob-tipped twin tubes of the needler to cover the group around the throne. Come forward before I start blasting. Labdurge raised his hands and stepped forward. So did two of the priests of Yotsar. They were quickly seized by Paratime policemen who swarmed up onto the platform and disarmed. All three were carrying Sigma-ray needlers, and Labdurg had a blaster as well. King Kerchuk was clinging to the arms of his throne, a badly-farl. frightened monarch, trying desperately not to show it. He was a big man, heavy-shouldered,
Starting point is 01:05:08 black-bearded. Under ordinary circumstances, he would probably have cut an imposing figure in his gold-washed mail and his golden crown. Now his face was a dirty gray, and he was biting nervously at his lower lip. The others on the platform were an even worse state. The Holgun nobles were grouped together, trying to dissociate themselves from both the king and the priests of Vuz-Azin. The latter were staring in a daze at the blazing court, from which their idol had just been blasted, and the dozen men who were to have done the actual work of the torture's sacrifice
Starting point is 01:05:45 had all dropped their whips and were fairly gibbering in fear. Yacht-Zar, manipulated by the robed paratimer, had taken a position directly above the throne, and was lowering slowly. Kurchuk stared up at the massive island. descending toward him, his knuckles white as he clung to the arms of his throne. He managed to hold out until he could feel the weight of the idol pressing on his head. Then with a scream he hurtled himself from the throne and rolled forward almost to the edge
Starting point is 01:06:19 of the platform. Yotsar moved to one side, swung slightly, and knocked the throne toppling, and then settled down on the platform. Tuka Chuk, who was rising cautiously on his hands and knees, the big idol seemed to be looking at him in contempt. Where are my holy priests, Kirchak? Stranor Slath demanded in his sleeve hidden radio, Let them be brought before me, alive and unharmed,
Starting point is 01:06:49 Or it shall be better for you that you had never been born. The six priests of Yop-Zar, it seemed, were already being brought onto the platform by one of the first. of Kurchuk's nobles. This noble, whose name was Jorzak, knew a miracle when he saw one, and believed in being on the side of the god with the happiest artillery. As soon as he had seen Yat-Zar coming through the gate without visible means of support, he had hastened to the dungeons with half a dozen of his personal retainers and ordered the release of the six captives. He was now escorting them onto the platform, assuring them that he had always been a faithful servant
Starting point is 01:07:31 of Yotsar, and had been deeply grieved at his sovereign's apostasy. Hear my word, Kurchak. Stranor Slath continued, through the loudspeaker in the idol. You have sinned most vilely against me, and were I cruel God, your fate would be such as no man has ever before suffered. But I am a merciful. full God. Behold, you may gain forgiveness in my sight. For thirty days, you shall neither eat meat, nor drink wine, nor shall you wear gold or fine raiment. And each day shall you go to my temple and beseech me for my forgiveness. And on the third,
Starting point is 01:08:31 31st day. You shall set out, barefoot, and clad in the garb of a slave, and journey to my temple that is in the mountains over above Yoldov. And there will I forgive you, after you have made sacrifice to me. I, Yacht Zor, have spoken. The king started to rise, babbling thanks, Rise not before me until I have forgiven you," Yotsar thundered. Creep out of my sight upon your belly wretch. The procession, back to the temple, was made quietly and sedately along an empty roadway. Yacht-Zor seemed to be in a kindly humor. The people of Zurb had no intention of giving him any reason to change his mood.
Starting point is 01:09:27 The priests of Muz-Azin and their torturers had been flung into the dungeon. Yorzuk, appointed regent for the duration of Kurchuk's penance, had taken control, and was employing Hogan Spearman and hastily converted Chulden Archer's to restore order, and incidentally, purge a few of his personal enemies and political rivals. The priests, with the three prisoners who have been found carrying first-level weapons among them, and Yatsur floating triumphantly in front, enter the temple. A few of the devout who sought admission after them were told that elaborate and secret rights were being held to cleanse the profaned altar and sent away.
Starting point is 01:10:09 Verkan Vall and Bronnacht Klob and Stranarsleth were in the conveyor chamber with the Paratime policeman and the extra priests, along with them were the three prisoners. Verkan Vall pulled off his false beard and turned to face these. He could see that they all recognized him. Now, he began, you people are in a bad jam. You violated the Paratime Transposition Code, the Commercial Regulation Code, and the First Level Criminal Code altogether. If you know it's good for you, you'll start talking. End of Part 5.
Starting point is 01:10:53 Part 6 of Temple Trouble by H. Beam Piper. This Librevox recording is in the public domain. Part 6. I'm not saying anything till I have legal advice. The man who had been using the local alias of Lobdurg replied, And if you're through searching me, I'd like to have my cigarettes and lighter back. Smoke water mine for a change, Verkan Vall told him. I don't know what's in yours besides tobacco.
Starting point is 01:11:23 He offered his case and held the light for the prisoner before lighting his own cigarette. I'm going to be sure you get back to the first level alive. The farmer overseer of the kingdom of Zurb shrugged. I'm still not talking, he said. Well, we can get it out of you by a narco-hypnosis anyhow, Verkan Vall told him. Besides, we got that man of yours who was here at the temple when we came in. He's being given a full treatment as a presumed out-time native found in possession of first-level weapons. If you talk now, it'll go easier with you.
Starting point is 01:12:01 The prisoner dropped the cigarette on the floor and tramped it out. "'Anything you cops get out of me, you have to get the hard way,' he said. "'I have friends on the first level who'll take care of me.' "'I doubt that they'll have their hands full taking care of themselves after this gets out.' Verkan Vall turned to the two in the black robes. "'Either of you want to say anything?' When they shook their heads, he nodded. to a group of his policemen. They were hustled into the conveyor. Take them to the first-level
Starting point is 01:12:37 terminal and hold them till I come in. I'll be along with the next conveyor load. The conveyor flashed and vanished. Brannad Klob stared for a moment at the circle of concrete floor from whence it had disappeared. Then he turned to Verkan Vall. I still can't believe it, he said. Why, those fellows were first-level paratomers. was that priest? Gromdor, the one you raid? Yes, of course. They worked for your rivals, the fourth-level mineral product syndicate, the outfit that was trying to get your proto-Aryan sector fissionables franchise away from you. They operate on this sector already. Have the petroleum franchise for the children country, east of the Caspian Sea. They export to some of these
Starting point is 01:13:25 internal combustion engine sectors like Europo America. You know, most of the wars they've been fighting lately on the Europo-America sector have been at least in part motivated by rivalry for oil fields. But now that the Europo-Americans have begun to release nuclear energy, fissionables have become more important than oil. In less than a century, it is predicted that atomic energy will replace all other forms of power. Mineral products syndicate wanted to get a good source of supply for uranium, and your Proto-Aryan sector franchise was worth grabbing. i had considered something like this as a possibility when stranor here mentioned that tularemia was normally unknown in eurasia on this sector that epidemic must have been started by imported germs and i knew that mineral products had agents at the court of the chuldun emperor
Starting point is 01:14:19 they have to to protect their oil wells on its eastern frontiers i spent most of last night checking up on some stuff by video transcription from the paratime commission's microfilm library at De Hergabar, I found out, for one thing, that while there is a King Kurchuk of Zurb on every timeline for a hundred pair of years on either side of this one, this is the only timeline on which he married a Princess Darith of Children, and it's the only timeline on which there is any trace of a children's scribe named Lobdurg. That's why I went to all the trouble of having that Yat-Zar pleaded with Collapsy of Nickel. If there were disguised paratimers among the Moos Azzan party at Kurchuk's court, I expected one of them to try to blast our idol when we brought it into the palace. I was watching Gromdor and Lobdurg in particular. As soon as Gromdor raised his
Starting point is 01:15:16 blaster, I needled him. After that it was easy. Was that why you insisted on sending that automatic viewer on a head? Yes, there was a chance that they might have planted a bomb. in the house of Yotsar here. I knew they'd either do that or let the place entirely alone. I suppose they were so confident of getting away with this that they didn't want the damage to the conveyor or the conveyor chamber. They expected to use them themselves after they took over your company's franchise. Well, what's going to be done about it by the commission, Bernard Klov wanted to know?
Starting point is 01:15:52 Plenty. The syndicate will probably use their paratime license, any of its officials who had guilty knowledge of this will be dealt with, according to law. You know, this was a pretty nasty business. You're telling me, Stranor Sleth exclaimed, did you get a look at those whips they were going to use on our people? Pointed iron barbs a quarter inch long braided into them all over the lash ends? Yes, any punitive action you're thinking of taking on these priests of Muz-Azin, the natives, I mean, will be ignored on the first level, and that reminds me you'd better work out a line of policy pretty soon.
Starting point is 01:16:30 Well, as for the priests and the torturers, I think I'll tell Yorzuk to have them sold to the Mahungans to the east. They're always in the market for galley slaves, Strenor Sleth said. He turned to Brannad Klov, and I'll want six gold crowns made up as soon as possible, strictly Hogan design, with Yotsar-Religious symbolism, very rich and ornate, all slightly different. When I give Kurchuk absolution, I'll crown. him at the altar in the name of Yatsar, then I'll invite in the other five Hulgun kings,
Starting point is 01:17:04 lecture them on their religious duties, make them confess their secret doubts, forgive them, and crown them too. From then on they can all style themselves as ruling by the will of Yatsar. And from then on, you'll have all of them eating out of your hand, Verkan Vall concluded. You know, this will probably go down in Hogan history as the Reformation of Gullum the Holy. I've always wondered whether the theory of the divine right of kings was invented by the kings to establish their authority over the people, or by the priests to establish their authority over the kings. It works out about as well one way as the other.
Starting point is 01:17:43 What I can't understand is this, Bernard Klov said. It was entirely because of my respect for the Paratime Code that I kept Stranor Sleth from using fourth-level weapons and other techniques to control these people with the show of apparent miraculous powers, but this fourth-level mineral product syndicate was operating in violation of the Paratime Code by invading our franchise area. Why didn't they fake up a supernatural reign of terror to intimidate these natives? Huh, exactly because they were operating illegally, Berkhan Vall replied. Suppose they had started using needlers and blasters,
Starting point is 01:18:24 and anti-gravity and nuclear energy around here? The natives would have thought it was the power of Muz-Azin, of course, but what would you have thought? You'd have known, as soon as they tried it, that first-level paratimers were working against you, and you'd have laid the facts before the commission, and this timeline would have been flooded with paratime police. They had to conceal their operations not only from the natives as you do,
Starting point is 01:18:52 but also from us, so they didn't dare make public use of first-level techniques. Of course, when we came marching into the palace with that idol on anti-gravity, they knew at once what was happening. I have an idea that they only tried to blast that idol to create a diversion which would permit them to escape if they could have got out of the palace that had made their way in disguise to the nearest mineral product syndicate conveyor and transposed out of here.
Starting point is 01:19:18 I realized that they could best delay us by blasting our idol, why I had it plated with collapsed nickel. I think that where they made their mistake was in allowing Kurchuk to have those priests arrested and insisting on sacrificing them to Muz-Azin. If it hadn't been for that, the Paratime Police wouldn't have been brought into this at all. Well, Strunner, you'll want to get back to your temple, and Brannad and I want to get back to the first level.
Starting point is 01:19:46 I'm supposed to take my wife to a banquet in the Hergabar to-night, and with the fastest strata rocket, I'll just barely make it. End of Part 6. End of Temple Trouble by H. Beam Piper.

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