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Episode Date: April 24, 2026The Book of the Cheese by Thomas Wilson Reid audiobook. Genre: history The Book of the Cheese is a lively historical portrait of Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, the famous tavern tucked away in Wine Office ...Court off Fleet Street, London. Compiled by Thomas Wilson Reid, the book treats the inn itself as the central character, tracing its long life through anecdotes, literary memories, menu lore, club traditions, and the atmosphere of its cramped rooms, smoky bar, and well-worn stairways. Around this storied setting gathers a remarkable cast: Samuel Johnson, Oliver Goldsmith, journalists, artists, and generations of loyal diners who turned the place into a shrine of conversation and companionship. Reid moves between early history and affectionate storytelling, pausing to examine relics, portraits, drinking customs, famous dishes, and the many newspaper and literary references that helped build the tavern's legend. The central tension is not a conventional plot but a cultural one: the struggle to preserve the spirit of old London in a city rapidly changing around it. Warm, nostalgic, and rich in detail, this book offers more than the history of a public house - it is a celebration of memory, fellowship, and the enduring power of place in literary and social life. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 01 (00:11:29) Chapter 02 (00:23:34) Chapter 03 (00:45:09) Chapter 04 (00:59:36) Chapter 05 (01:07:17) Chapter 06 (01:16:58) Chapter 07 (01:44:50) Chapter 08 (01:47:49) Chapter 09 (01:56:34) Chapter 10 (02:03:40) Chapter 11 (02:16:21) Chapter 12 (02:41:07) Chapter 13 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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The Book of the Cheese, being traits and stories of ye oldie Cheshire Cheese by Thomas Wilson,
and read.
Chapter 1. Early history of ye old Cheshire cheese.
Quote, time consecrates, and what is grey with age becomes religion.
End quote. Schiller.
Old London is fast disappearing off the face of the earth.
One by one, its ancient taverns have gone.
Or, if the name's familiar to our ancestors have been retained, the hand of the building.
has been laid remorselessly on the structures our forefathers knew, and they have been transformed
beyond recognition. One of them, however, survives, untouched by the hand of time, spared by the vitality
of the traditions, literary and other, which it enshrines, and that is the Cheshire cheese.
Though its story reaches back long before the 18th century, it is with the memory of Dr.
Johnson and his more brilliant contemporaries, that it is very largely associated in the minds of
men. It is, in a special sense, London's living memorial of the great lexicographer.
Amid the changes which have altered Fleet Street almost beyond recognition by the doctor
and his contemporaries, it stands safe still, its old activities in full swing in the
narrow backwater of Wine Office Court, a venerable reminder of the past.
that men should be possessed with an unwearying curiosity about the old tavern,
which was so much the haunt of the mighty literary potentate,
who was the patron and friend of Goldsmith, is but natural.
They feel for it what the devotee feels for a shrine.
Dr. Johnson was not himself, indifferent to a sentiment of the sort,
and just as we take an intense interest in the Cheshire cheese which he frequented,
so he in his day was sympathetically curious as to the places which dryden half a century or so before the doctor's time had made sacred to literary memory by his presence
when i was a young fellow he says i wanted to write the life of dryden and in order to get materials i applied to the only two persons then alive who had seen him these were old swinny and old siber swinney's information was no more than
than this, that at Will's coffee-house, Dryden had a particular chair for himself,
which was set by the fire in winter, and then called his winter chair,
and that it was carried out for him to the balcony in summer, and then called his summer chair.
I went and sat in it, end quote.
Thanks, therefore, to the fact that we have one specimen of the Johnsonian tavern
remaining practically the same as it was in the Johnsonian days,
we can still depict for ourselves with but the slightest effort of the imagination
what must have been the scene at the Cheshire cheese in the doctor's time.
Johnson is there in his favourite seat,
mouthing and talking as who should say,
I am Sir Oracle,
and when I open my mouth let no dog bark.
One or other of his friends is never wanting to keep him company,
Burke or Goldsmith, or it may be Langton or Beauclair, but the inn is with us,
so the men of the 18th century are gone.
Even then, the tavern as a club was beginning to fall into comparative decay.
Fashion was voting for the club proper, proprietary or otherwise,
and the habit of ceasing to live in the city carried away the old frequenters of the Fleet Street taverns
into the suburbs or the more distant environs of London.
Washington Irving gives us in his sketchbook
a charming account of one of the city of London hostelries,
as it was at the beginning of the 19th century.
The opening of the description would serve for the Cheshire cheese of today.
Quote,
This has been a temple of mirth and wine from time immemorial.
It has always been in the family,
so that its history is tolerably well preserved by the present landlord.
It was much frequented by the gallants and cavalieros of the reign of Elizabeth,
and was looked into now and then by the wits of Charles II.
The members of the club, which now holds its weekly sessions there,
abound in old catches, gleeves, and choice stories that are traditional in the place.
The life of the club, and indeed the prime wit of the neighbourhood,
is mine host himself.
At the opening of every club night he is called in to sing his Confessions of Faith,
which is the famous old drinking troll from Gammergerton's needle."
End quote.
Washington Irving gives the words of the four verses of the song with chorus,
the first of which, as a specimen of an old-time city tavern song,
may suffice to be produced here.
Quote,
I cannot eat but little meat.
My stomach is not good.
But sure, I think that I can drink with him that wears a hood.
Though I go bare, take ye.
No care. I nothing am a cold. I stuff my skin so full within, with jolly good ale and old.
Chorus, back and side go bare, go bare, both foot and hand go cold, but belly, God send thee
good ale enough, whether it be new or old." End quote. But from the time of Dr. Johnson,
down to the present day, unbroken links of tradition connect the Cheshire Cheese,
of the twentieth century, with the Cheshire cheese of the eighteenth, and through that,
with all the taverns in story, which begin with the tabard and pass on, through the mermaid
and the rest, to the old house in wine office court. This venerable survivor of a vanished race
has a double interest. To the lover of antiquity in general, it appears as the type of the place
our forefathers loved, to the lover of the Johnsonian cycle, as enabling him to picture to himself
what that race of giants did, where they ate and drank, and where they talked. That they had reason
for their choice of an inn, and could give a reason for that choice, too, is plain from a well-known
passage in Boswell, which runs as follows. Quote,
There is no private house in which people can enjoy themselves so well as
at a capital tavern, let there be ever so great plenty of good things, ever so much grandeur,
ever so much elegance, ever so much desire that everybody should be easy. In the nature of things
it cannot be. There must always be some degree of care and anxiety. The master of the house
is anxious to entertain his guests. The guests are anxious to be agreeable to him,
and no man but a very impudent dog indeed can as freely command what is in another man's house as if it were his own,
whereas at a tavern there is a general freedom from anxiety.
You are sure you are welcome, and the more noise you make, the more trouble you give.
End quote.
We should remember that this was said in the rougher world of the last century.
Quote, the more good things you call for, the welcoming.
you are. No servants will attend you with the alacrity, which waiters do, who are incited by the
prospect of an immediate reward in proportion as they please. No, sir, there is nothing which has
yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn."
End quote.
Although the origin of the old Cheshire cheese, formerly spelled Y-E-O-D-E-E-C-H-E-H-E-S-E, is not altogether involved in obscurity,
there is a decided want of complete or even semi-complete details as to its very early history,
but it is much more affluent in literary anecdote.
It was in the old Cheshire cheese that the dispute arose about who would most quickly make the best couplet.
One said,
I, Sylvester, kissed your sister.
The others retort was,
I, Ben Johnson, kissed your wife.
But that's not rhyme, said Sylvester.
No, said Johnson, but it's true.
A later poet, Lord Tennyson, was himself a frequenter of the cheese in his young days.
while it was there that Isaac Bickerstaff made the epigram.
Quote,
When late I attempted your pity to move,
What made you so deaf to my prayers?
Perhaps it was right to dissemble your love,
but why did you kick me downstairs?
End quote.
In fact, the cheese was famous for epigrammatists.
Who would not like to have seen the face of the old glutton and scandalmonger
when, in the cheese, the following lines were solemnly presented to him.
Quote,
You say your teeth are dropping out, a serious cause of sorrow,
not likely to be cured, I doubt, today or yet tomorrow,
but good may come of this distress while under it you labour,
if losing teeth you guzzle less and don't back-bite your neighbour, end quote.
That Samuel Johnson, Oliver Goldsmith, and other distinguished men,
were in the habit of frequenting the old Cheshire cheese, there can be no manner of doubt,
and they knew what they were about in choosing their place of rendezvous,
for I find in a brochure entitled Round London, 1725,
that the house is described as ye oldie Cheshire Cheese Tavern,
near Ye fleet prison, an eating house for goodly fair.
Wine office court, where the Cheshire Cheese is situated, took its name from
the fact that wine licenses were granted in a building close by. The present wine office of
the old Cheshire cheese is exactly at the junction of the court and Fleet Street.
In this court, says Mr. Noble, once flourished a fig tree planted a century ago by the vicar of
St. Brides, who resided at number 12. It was a slip from another exile of a tree formerly
flourishing in a sooty kind of grandeur at the sign of the fig tree in fleet
Street Street.
End of Chapter 1.
Chapter 2 of The Book of the Cheese by Thomas Wilson Reed.
This Librevox recording is in the public domain, read by Peter Yearsley.
Chapter 2 Johnson and Goldsmith at The Cheese.
Quote, There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness
is produced as by a good tavern or inn.
quote, Johnson.
Not the least delightful characteristic of the cheese is the persistency of its old customers.
Those who once have been admitted to its charmed circle soon become wedded to its ways.
It is not merely to the goodly cheer provided there that this loyalty is due,
although, no doubt, to the Vianz and the wines a share of it is to be attributed.
An anecdote of the late Mr. George Augustus Sala,
the well-known writer, Daily Telegraph Special Correspondent,
and genial bon vivant and gastronomist,
is delightfully illustrative of the attractions of the place
from the side of the creature comforts.
The story is told by the London correspondent of the Liverpool Courier,
December the 10th, 1895,
in recording Mr. Sala's death.
He writes,
quote,
Some years ago, Mr. Sala went to Paris on behalf of the Daily Telegraph
to write on the subject of French cooking and French restaurants.
Such praise of Parisian kickshaws was never lavished before,
and the extollation to the complete discomfiture of English cooks
lasted for fully six weeks.
Everything in the cooking line in Paris was grand.
Everything in England, in the same line, was horrible.
At the end of the six weeks, Mr. Sala returned to London,
went immediately to the Cheshire cheese in Fleet Street,
and said to the head waiter,
William, bring me a beefsteak,
some potatoes in their jackets,
and a pint of ale.
I've had nothing to eat for six weeks,
end quote.
The sentimental attractions are equally strong,
and their influence is felt
even by the most occasional of guests
whose situation in life,
or whose distance from London,
unfortunately precludes
there being regular attendance at the hostelry.
A fine acrostick
sent to the landlord by the Reverend Woodham,
William Kerr-Smith, Vicar of Whiteby, Newcastle-on-Tyne,
embodies some of the thoughts that naturally arise in the mind of the cultivated visitant.
Quote,
Changed other times, and changed, alas, the guests.
How changed from those who erst with gossip stored,
each day saw grouped about thy cheerful board.
Still are their voices now whose noisy jests have filled these rheses,
have filled these rooms with laughter.
Gathered here in rare confusion,
Bow and wit and sage,
rich, poor and spendthrift,
youth and fuller age,
enjoyed whilst yet they might,
Thy festive cheer.
Careless of censure,
each one told his tale,
Heard the last scandal as he quaffed his ale,
Eager to praise,
They scrupled not to school,
Enjoyed the folly,
But condemned the fool.
So lived they,
far removed from dullness dire,
eschewed the commonplace,
and tuned the lyre.
Note, the acrostic consisted of Cheshire cheese,
end note.
Among the bygone guests,
with whose memory the Cheshire cheese is fragrant,
not the least notable,
was the immortal author of
the deserted village and the vicar of Wakefield.
Indeed, he was its very near neighbour,
for Goldsmith's lodging was at number six Wine Office Court,
nearly opposite the cheese,
and here he wrote the Vicar of Wakefield.
It was on Johnson's first visit to supper here with Goldsmith,
that Percy called for him on his way
and found him dressed in a new suit of clothes and well-powdered wig,
noticing Johnson's unusual smartness.
He heard from him the reason of it.
Sir, Goldsmith is a great sloven,
and justifies his disregard of propriety by my practice.
Tonight I desire to show him a better example.
Johnson's house, where the dictionary was compiled,
was within a minute's walk in Goff Square.
Boswell does not record any visits to the cheese,
but Boswell's acquaintance with Johnson began when Johnson was an old man,
when he had given up the house in Goff Square,
and Goldsmith had long departed from Wine Office Court.
At the best, Boswell only knew Johnson's life in widely separated sections.
Boswell was in Edinburgh, while Johnson was in Bolt Court,
and it is certain Johnson wrote no diary for the benefit of his biographer.
Witnesses who were on the spot supply the deficiency.
Some of them, Mr. Cyrus J., in a little book entitled
The Law, What I Have Seen, heard and known,
published in 1868, states that he had met.
The book contains this inscription,
To the lawyers and gentlemen
With whom I have dined for more than half a century
At the Old Cheshire Cheese Tavern,
Wine Office Court, Fleet Street.
This work is respectfully dedicated by their obedient servant, Cyrus J.
In his preface, Mr. Jay says,
During the 55 years that I have frequented the Cheshire Cheese Tavern,
there have been only three landlords.
When I first visited the house, I used to meet
several very old gentlemen who remembered Dr. Johnson, nightly at the Cheshire Cheese.
And they have told me what is not generally known, that the doctor, whilst living in the
temple, always went to the mitre or the Essex head. But when he removed to Goff Square and
Bolt Court, he was a constant visitor at the Cheshire Cheese, because nothing but a hurricane
would have induced him to cross Fleet Street. Mr. Jay's 55 years from 1866.
take us back to 1813, or little more than a quarter of a century after the death of Johnson.
But who then was Mr. J? and what are his claims to credibility?
I have heard, says Dr. Birkbeck Hill, that indefatigable inquire into Johnsonian facts and dates,
a member of our, the Johnson Club, relate that when he was a student of law,
they used to be pointed out to him in the Cheshire cheese, an old gentle,
who, day after day, was always to be found there, prolonging his dinner by an unbroken succession
of glasses of gin and water. It was, as a kind of awful warning of the depths to which a lawyer
might sink, that this toper was shown, and it was added in a whisper that he was the son of
J. of Bath. J. of Bath is well nigh forgotten now, but during the first half of the
present century, his fame as a preacher stood exceedingly high.
It was Cyrus Jay, his son, who, for 53 years frequenting this ancient tavern,
preserved and handed down this curious tradition of Johnson.
The landlord has told me how, in his childhood,
he used to hear in the distance the gruff voice of the old gentleman
as he came along Fleet Street,
and how sometimes he was sent to see Mr. Jay safe home to his chambers
at 15 sergeants inn hard by.
For most of his long life, Port,
that medium liquor neither like claret for boys nor brandy for heroes but the drink for men had been his favourite beverage a failing income brought him down at last to gin and water
he used to comfort himself by the reflection that he could get twice as drunk for half the money he dined in the tavern to the very end one evening he was led home to his lodgings and within four and twenty hours he was dead
He was the last frequenter of the old Cheshire cheese, who knew the men who had known Johnson.
Mine host remembers a still older guest, Dr. Pooley, by name, a barrister, who died about 1856, at the age of 80.
Night after night for many a long year, he had dined at half-past seven to the minute, on a follower,
the end chop of the loin. He too used to tell of the men of his younger days, who boasted that they
had often spent an evening there with Dr. Samuel Johnson.
Another writer, Mr. Cyrus Redding,
who went to live in Goff Square in 1806,
in his 50-year's recollections,
literary and personal,
published in 1858,
takes us a little further back.
He says,
quote,
I often dined at the Cheshire cheese.
Johnson and his friends, I was informed,
used to do the same,
and I was told I should see
individuals who had met them there. This I found to be correct. The company was more select
than in later times. Johnson had been dead about twenty years, but there were Fleet Street
tradesmen, who well remembered both Johnson and Goldsmith in this place of entertainment."
Mr. Cyrus J., deploring the loss of the mitre, the cock, and other old taverns, remarks,
Quote,
There still remains the old Cheshire cheese in Wine Office Court, which will afford the
present generation it is hoped for some years to come, an opportunity of witnessing the
kind of tavern in which our forefathers delighted to assemble for refreshment.
There was a Mr. Tyres, a silk merchant on Ludgate Hill, and Colonel Lawrence, who carried
the colours of the twentieth regiment at the Battle of Mindan, ever fond of repeating that his regimental
bore the brunt on that memorable day.
The evening was the time we thus met.
There was also a sprinkling of lawyers,
old demi-soules, and men of science.
Among the latter was a Mr. Adams,
an optician of Fleet Street.
Colonel Lawrence showed me Goldsmith's tomb in the Temple Churchyard.
He was never tired of talking of his acquaintance with the poet,
whom he knew when Goldsmith, as well as Johnson,
lived hard by the Cheshire Cheese,
I listened with eagerness to what these men of other days told me.
Tyres broke a leg, and was confined to his bed for a long time,
and the rubic-and-cheeked colonel passed the way of all the earth
in a year or two after I first became acquainted with him.
He used to speak of Goldsmith's ordinary person,
and told me the poet never broke in upon the conversation
when Johnson was talking.
The left-hand room entering the Cheshire,
and the table on the extreme right upon entering that room
was the table occupied by Johnson and his friends,
almost uniformly.
This table and the room are now,
as they were when I first saw them,
having had the curiosity to visit them recently.
They were, and are still,
as Johnson and his friends left them in their time.
Goldsmith sat at Johnson's left hand, end quote.
But the public room on the ground floor
was not the only place affected by Johnson and his friends.
When they wished to retire from the madding crowd,
a little room on another floor supplied all the privacy they occasionally desired,
and here, to this day, is carefully preserved the chair from which the doctor thundered.
End of Chapter 2
Chapter 3 of The Book of the Cheese by Thomas Wilson Reed.
This Librevox recording is in the public domain, read by Peter Yearsley.
Chapter 3
Relics and Art Treasures of the Cheshire Cheese
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man
By which so much happiness is produced
As by a good tavern or inn
Johnson
About halfway up Fleet Street
On the right or northern side
If we are coming from Ludgate Circus
The sign of the Cheshire Cheese
meets the eye of the wayfarer
and intimates to him the near presence of the famous hostelry.
There are two approaches, the western by wine-office court,
the other by the passageway leading to the annex.
We will take the western by wine-office court,
because up it have often strolled side by side,
Dr. Johnson and Oliver Goldsmith,
the latter, parting for a moment with his dictatorial friend
at the portals of the cheese to go on to his lodgings
a dozen yards further up the court, on the other side the way.
The sign beneath which the doctor stands
intimates to all and sundry that
the Cheshire cheese was rebuilt in 1667,
seven years after the glorious restoration,
on the site of that older Cheshire cheese,
where Shakespeare, Ben Johnson,
and many another Elizabethan wit
were wont to quaff their sack,
amid laughter and eager bandying of jest.
We will leave the doctor to make for
his favourite seat in the room on the left, while we enter the bar. This is a delightful apartment
in its tranquil reminder of the past. Ranged round it are a number of valuable punch-bowls,
of which we can imagine Mr. Pickwick, if he were on a visit here, took elaborate and reverential
note. They speak eloquently of countless noctes Ambrosiani, where the wit and the liquor
were alike of the best. The bar of the Cheshire cheese has seen the same. The bar of the Cheshire
them drained to the last drop with effusive enthusiasm when the news of Blenham and Aoudinard and Rameleys arrived,
or later for Dettingen and Minden.
We can imagine the punch was not without its tributary tears when its patriotic customers suddenly
learnt that Nelson had fallen in the hour of victory, though there was nothing lacrimal
to dilute their jovial joy in the frequent triumphs of the Iron Duke.
if the old punch-bowls could but speak.
But the very air of the place is redolent of the past,
both storied and convivial,
and eloquent for him who but pauses to think and to recall.
One of the most touching things about the cheese
is the way in which it treasures the memory of its old servants.
William has actually given his name to a room,
and there over the fireplace of the bar,
just opposite the door, is his portrait, the portrait of William Simpson, who commenced waiter
at Ye Old E Cheshire Cheese Chop House in 1829. This picture, says the inscription below,
was subscribed for by the gentleman frequenting the coffee room, and presented to Mr. Dolomor,
the landlord, to be handed down as an heirloom to all future landlords of Ye old Cheshire Cheese,
Wine Office Court, Fleet Street.
The name of the artist is unknown.
It is worth noting that, in this inscription,
the room in which we stand is called a coffee room.
Its modern designation of The Bar,
therefore, is of comparatively recent origin.
The two small oil paintings on either side, this heirloom,
were painted in 1883 by William Allen.
One of them depicts the interior of the old bar,
the other its exterior. To the right of the fireplace is a striking and important painting.
It is a portrait, but it is not certainly known of whom. Tradition varies, and while according to some
it is a portrait of Dean Swift, others maintain that here we have the counterfeit presentment
of the first proprietor of the house after the Great Fire, Theophilus B. Cronable. There are other objects
of interest in the room, particularly worth notice being the old china and glass.
Nor must we omit to mention the young ladies behind the bar, but it is for the visitor
to appraise their grace and charm. Beauty draws the human heart in every generation, and the men
of Johnson's Day were no less susceptible to its appeal than are we. The picture upstairs
near the grandfather's clock, would have fired their imaginations as readily as it does ours.
But now, turning from the bar, over which Hebes of our 20th century so efficiently preside,
we passed to the room opposite, and immediately on the left of the passageway as we enter.
This room has not changed its character or its furniture for centuries.
If Dr. Johnson were to come in now and go by us to his corner seat, there to the right of the fireplace,
he would find things essentially much as he left them.
If his ghost wanders about Fleet Street, it must be a great relief to it, to get, when it can,
back safe into its unchanging old haunt, out of reach of the structural revolutions which elsewhere time has wrought.
As in the bar, the importance of the world.
picture in this room is that of a waiter. It is a portrait of Henry Todd, as the inscription
informs us, who commenced waiter at the oldy Cheshire cheese the 27th February 1812. It was painted
by wageman, July 1827, and subscribed for by the gentleman frequenting the coffee room,
and presented to Mr. Dolomor, the landlord, in trust, to be handed down as an heirloom to all future
landlords of the old Jeshire cheese,
Wine Office Court, Fleet Street.
Two oil paintings by Seymour Lucas,
R.A., of the dining-room,
with portraits of customers,
will repay inspection,
while above Dr. Johnson's old seat
is an oil painting of the lexicographer himself.
A copy of the famous portrait by Sir Joshua Reynolds,
now preserved in the National Gallery.
Underneath may be read the following inscription.
The favourite seat of Dr. John's.
johnson born eighteenth september seventeen o nine died thirteenth december seventeen eighty four in him a noble understanding and a masterly intellect were united with grand independence of character and unfailing goodness of heart
which won the admiration of his own age and remain as recommendations to the reverence of posterity no sir there is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness has been produced
as by a good tavern, Johnson.
Hard by are two interesting old prints,
one of Dr Johnson rescuing Oliver Goldsmith from his landlady,
the other of a literary party at the House of Sir Joshua Reynolds.
Then there is an oil painting of a family group
in which the doctor is easily to be recognised.
More modern but still well worthy of inspection
is an artist's proof signed by the artist himself,
of the well-known picture toddy at the cheese this is the painter mr dendee saddler's own gift to the house the interior of whose dining-room he has so genially portrayed
noticeable adjuncts of the apartments also are two old water-bottles one of leather the other of stone and of what is known as godstone ware the old staircase is well worth careful attention having stood much more than of stone
marvelously the test of time.
If we ascend it, we arrive at the first floor, and William's Room,
to which an announcement on the wainscote at the foot of the stairs served as a guide.
It is immediately on our left when we reached the landing,
perpetuating with its name the memory of Mr. Dolomor's faithful old henchman.
Its most interesting feature is a second copy in Oils
of the portrait of Dr. Johnson by Sir Joshua Reynolds,
to which I have just made illusion.
But it is much more than a mere replica of the copy downstairs in the dining-room.
It is a copy indeed, but a very old copy, and dates back to the doctor's own time.
It was painted in order that it might adorn the room at the mitre in Chancery Lane,
where the club founded by Dr. Johnson first held its meetings.
Dr. Johnson's mitre has long since been pulled down,
but the club he founded exists and meets several times a year in William's room.
Two prints next claim our attention,
a coloured one of Dr Johnson's house in Goff Square,
the other a bookprint of Dr. Johnson,
who is also shown to us in a framed wax-bow relief model.
About the room also are a number of sepia drawings of the various parts of the house,
the work of that accomplished artist F. Cox,
while there are several pictures on the wall
which serve to show that the tastes of the frequenters of the cheese
are not limited to literature and journalism.
For example, we have roach, perch and dace,
and salmon trout by C. Foster,
a coloured print of steeple-chasing,
a portrait of Lord Palmerston,
engraved by F. Hull, from the painting by F. H.
Grant, a landscape of considerable merit by an unknown artist, and a view of Fleet Street,
showing the entrance to whine off his court.
Very interesting, too, is a print of the meeting of Dr. Johnson and Flora MacDonald in the Isle
of Sky in the year 1773.
This valuable work was recently exhibited at the Franco-British exhibition of 1908 at Shepherd's Bush.
from this room, which embalms the memory of William, we must pause at the foot of the
flight of stairs leading to the next floor to admire a handsome old grandfather's clock, which,
even in Dr. Johnson's time was venerable by reason of its years, as it was almost certainly
part of the furniture of the cheese, when the hostelry was rebuilt after the great fire of
1667. It is not impossible, it was ticking off the flight of time when Hawkins and other Elizabethan
sea captains were harrying the warships of the Great Armada in its progress up the British Channel.
Shakespeare and Ben Johnson may have studied that ancient clock-face, which would warn them that
it was desirable to cut short their pleasant revelry and hasten to the theatre.
We pass on with a lingering look, and the next turn in the old staircase brings us to a private
room, containing one of the most valued treasures of the Cheshire cheese, nothing less.
than the original chair used by Dr. Johnson at the Mitre, the old Chancery Lane Tavern,
patronised occasionally by the doctor, and now pulled down.
This chair was acquired by the proprietor of the Cheshire cheese,
and sedulously protected from all accident and injury.
The better to ensure this end it is now enclosed in a glass case.
On the back of the chair is a medallion of Dr. Johnson with the inscription,
born September 7th, 1709, died December 13th, 1784.
Copies of the chair can be supplied to order in oak at five pounds each,
but the medallion and inscriptions, which are perhaps modern,
or at least post-Johnsonian additions to the original chair, are not copied.
A notice card upon the seat of the chair announces to the visitor
that, this chair was in daily use by Dr. Samuel Johnson,
while below follows the quotation,
more regal in his state than many kings.
Though he passed away when George Washington was in the zenith of his renown,
after splendid epoch-making achievement in arms and diplomacy and counsel,
the memory of the great doctor is as fresh and fragrant as ever,
as on the day when he last sat in the chair before us,
the oracle of a select company of wits and scholars,
It is idle to moralise further on this more than royal relic.
Each intelligent visitor, as he reverently contemplates it,
will pursue his own line of reflection.
Turning from the chair, we find at the other end of the room a glass-fronted cupboard,
which contains many original samples of the old willow-pattern plate,
and also of the unique badge plate, which has been in use in the house for many years.
Here, too, are several specimens of the old punch-glasses, which have found favour with so many
generation of convive of the Cheshire cheese. The stranger is not perhaps without a tremor of
gastronomic emotion, when the spoon used for at least three generations, probably for a period
of over a century, in stirring the pudding, is pointed out to him. Hard by on the walls of the room
are seven old prints from Hogarth's Rake's Progress.
The great artistic treasures of this room are, however,
three important paintings,
which have recently been restored by Mrs. William Marchington Co.
of the Guppel Gallery, Five Regent Street.
The first, which looks down on the chair of Dr. Johnson in its glass shrine,
is an oil painting of a boy and dog.
On the back of the picture is written David Boyle, aged ten,
ye 19th of July 1691, so that it was painted 18 years before the birth of Dr. Johnson.
On the opposite wall is another oil painting, a still-life picture, attributed by competent critics
to Peter Boel, who lived from 1626 to 1680, and was a pupil of Snyders.
The third of these oil paintings is a figure picture, probably of Diana, by Charles Lebrun, or the school,
France
17th century
In the smoking-room adjoining
There is nothing of special interest for visitors
Since this apartment is mainly devoted
To the smoking of churchwarden pipes
And to the consumption of goes of rack, cork
And above all of punch
For the right compounding of which
Ye old Cheshire cheese
enjoys a reputation so deservedly high
Here take place noteworthy arguments
conducted with much skill and logical acumen by the regular customers,
each in his own special chair,
and each with his own churchwarden pipe in his mouth,
or held gracefully poised, to emphasise a rhetorical point.
A case is provided, in which gentlemen may keep from harm the favourite pipes,
to which use and won't have made them attached.
In this room, too, the evening clubs hold their meetings,
The subject of ye old Cheshire cheese clubs is, however, dealt with elsewhere.
Still, attention may be drawn to the fact that on the walls of the smoking-room
are some interesting pen-and-ink sketches and drawings relating to the clubs.
It would be unbecoming, perhaps, to omit mention of an engraving of the empty chair at Gadshill,
since it serves to remind us of the intimate association of Charles Dickens with,
ye old Cheshire cheese, while it suggests that other empty chair in the next room.
Further, a pen and ink drawing of the old bar downstairs by Joseph Pennell must not be forgotten
any more than three Phil May's sketches, the gift of the Guppel Gallery.
At the foot of the staircase leading up to the apartment's sacred to the fair hebes of the house,
a sepia drawing by F. Cox, claims our notice, it is entitled, An interesting
episode in the family history of the house. A stalwart favourite of the bar is snatching a kiss,
while two lovely colleagues of his beautiful victim are tiptoeing down these very stairs to see the
fun, and one pretty forehead has just reached the corner of the wainscoting. And now, as the smiling
beauties to the right of the picture bar our further progress, let us descend to the kitchen,
where the most interesting objects are the original coal range and coal grill,
which has been in use for over a hundred years.
Possibly nowhere in the wide world is there a gastronomic temple of greater renown or more worthy of it,
for here have always been cooked in huge copper boilers, the famous pudding,
the fire being fed and the pudding tended throughout the whole night previous to the solemn and regular introduction of this mammoth deletion.
to the longing gaze of its patrons. That is the hour when the analytical observer might make valuable studies of the watering mouth.
Dinners, by the way, are now served in the annex. This room has been formed by roofing with glass what was originally a courtyard.
It contains, amongst the rest, two famous original prints by H. Bunbury, a city hunt, and Hyde Park, 1780.
Other interesting prints are Destruction of the Bastille, July the 14th, 1789, after a painting by H. Singleton, and a line engraving by James Heath from a painting by F. Wheatley of the Riot in Broad Street on the 17th of June 1773. Here also is a cabinet containing various articles which may be purchased by visitors. The priceless may be conveniently appended here. It runs as follow.
O, C, C, wear, etc. each.
Three handle mugs, silver-mounted.
50 shillings, no pence.
Three-handle-mugs, ten shillings, no pence.
Two-handle mugs, seven shillings, sixpence.
One handle-mug, two shillings, no pence.
One handle-mugs, silver-mounted,
21 shillings, no pence.
Cream jugs, one shilling, no pence.
Sugar basins, one shilling, no pence.
Mustard pots, one shilling, no pence.
Salt sellers 1 shilling no pence, pepperpots 1 shilling no pence, T-pots, note, price not given. End note.
Badged Willow pattern plates, large, 1 shilling no pence, small, no shillings, 8pence.
Badged Willow pattern dishes, large, 1 shilling no pence, small, no shillings 8 pence. Postcards, number 1 series, 6 pence per packet, number 2 series, 6 pence per packet, number two series, 6 pincolings, 6.
per packet, coloured interior, one penny each, views of the house, sixpence and one shilling.
The above is a fairly complete inventory of the relics and art treasures of the Cheshire cheese,
that ancient hostelry, which has become a place of pilgrimage for all in the wide realms
of Anglo-Saxondom, who cherish the memory of a unique figure in the literary history of the
English-speaking peoples. Much has been said and written of the great men of the 16th, 17th,
and 18th century, who have eaten, good fare, and waxed honestly merry within the precincts
of the Cheshire cheese, but little of the men of note of this generation and the preceding one,
who have at one time or another been its guests. There are few distinguished Englishmen
who have not partaken of its hospitality, and few persons of eminence, whether hailing from
the far antipodes or from the great country over which floats the stars and stripes,
who would deem a visit to England complete,
if due homage to the memory of the great lexicographer
in the Johnsonian Shrine in Wine Office Court,
had not been paid.
There is nothing to compare with this worship of the mighty literary monarch,
unless it is to be found in that of which Shakespeare is the centre,
which has made of Stratford-on-Avon,
the other mecca of Anglo-Saxondom.
End of Chapter 3.
Chapter 4 of the Book of the Cheese by Thomas Wilson Reed
This Librevox recording is in the public domain
Chapter 4
Mr Joseph Pennell and Lady Colin Campbell
On the Cheese
Quote
Hard by there is the Cheshire Cheese
A famous tap
End quote
T-Hood
In the last chapter
No mention was made of the fact that in 1887
A remarkable picture of the
the Cheshire Cheese by Mr. Seymour Lucas, R.A., was exhibited at the Royal Academy, since it is not
among the art treasures of the house. It can, however, not be passed by, since Mr. Seymour Lucas
and the Cheshire Cheese are mutual friends. We will therefore quote here the description given
of the picture by a well-known London evening paper. To Mr. Dendie Sadler's picture Toddy at
the Cheshire- Cheese, illusion has already been made.
The Palmaal Gazette of March the 29th, 1887, quote,
It represents a scene in the old Cheshire Cheese Inn, and is entitled the latest scandal.
In one corner of the quaint old room on the bench, which is still pointed out as the place
where Dr. Johnson used to sit, we see a typical group of the wits of the period.
Some wear powder, while others have the full dark wigs of an older,
fashion still.
One of the group in the uniform of the guards is relating the latest scandal to the rest,
and pointing over his shoulder towards two young bow, who stand by the fireside.
One of these wears his right arm in a sling, and has evidently come to grief in a duel
on the previous night.
He and his friend are mightily disconcerted to discover that their escapade has become the
talk of the town, and that it is affording vast amusement to this group of scandal.
scandal-mongers."
End quote.
What Mr. Seymour Lucas and Mr. Dendie Sadler have so admirably portrayed for us with the brush,
an American writer of distinction has both described with his pen and illustrated with his pencil
in the pages of Harper's Weekly.
In a November number of that periodical, in 1887, Mr. Joseph Pennell writes as follows,
quote, On my first coming to London, I had fortified myself not
with the course of English history, but by rereading Pickwick. My first Sunday morning,
about one o'clock, I found myself in Chancery Lane, outside the entrance to Lincoln's Inn,
in the company of the proverbial solitary policeman and convivial cat. On my asking the policeman
where in the world I could get something to eat, as it is well known one must starve in London
on Sunday, before one and after three, he gave me the inevitable answer, down to the
bottom, first to your left, under the lamp, up the passage, and there you are. After he had repeated
these mysterious directions two or three times, and had found me hopelessly ignorant of his meaning,
he did what I have very seldom known a London policeman to do, a proof of his loneliness,
he walked to the end of Chancery Lane with me, and, there being no one in Fleet Street,
pointed out the sign of the Cheshire Cheese. A push at the door, and I have passed into
another world. I was in a narrow hall, at the far end of which was a quaint bar, where,
framed by small panes, were two very pretty, but, I cannot say, fascinating, barmaids.
I never could be fascinated by the ordinary English barmaid. Suddenly a waiter with a very short
nose came out of another room and screamed up the stairs, "'Cotherum Steak! Both are Muzlum-Mash!
Fotherum-Couselam! Boatherum-Coo-S-Rum!
and then remarked to me,
lunch, sir? Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. What can I get you, sir?
Steak, sir. Chops, sir, kidney, sir.
Potato, sir, cooked in their jacket, sir. Yes, sir, thank you, sir.
Then up the stairs, he added,
And then, and then, steak one. Then, to me again, walk in, sir.
Take a seat, sir, paper, sir, Lloyd, sir, Reynolds, sir.
Yes, sir. I had begun to look around me.
I found I had stumbled on just what I had determined to make a hunt for.
I was in one of the green-based curtained boxes into which Mr. Pickwick was always dropping,
under the guidance of Sam Weller, whose, quote, knowledge of London was extensive and peculiar,
end quote.
Unless you have a Sam Weller at your elbow, you will not very easily find the Cheshire cheese,
the last of the London chop houses, even though it is in Baydecker.
In the opposite corner was not Mr. Pickwick, but one of those respects,
respectable, shabby old gentleman you never see outside of London.
The waiter asked him in the same confidential tone,
If he would not have a half-bitter,
If he would not like to see yesterday's times,
A most interesting article in it, sir, Mr. Price, sir?
Then Mr. Price's half-bitter came in a dented old pewter pot,
And along with it an exaggerated wine-glass,
And Mr. Price held the pewter in the air,
And a softly murmuring stream flowed from the one into the other,
Beyond the box I was in I saw other hard, straight-backed seats, and between them, other most
beautifully clean, white-cloth-covered tables, at all of which were three or four rather
quiet and sedate, but, after their manner sociable, Englishmen, everybody seeming to know
everybody else in the place. Everything seemed happy, even to the cat purring on the hearth,
and the brass kettle singing on the hob. Perhaps I should accept the rest of the
waiter who, when anyone came in, rushed to the bottom of the stairs and gave his unearthly yell.
Soon down the same stairs came the translation of the yell in the shape of the steak I had ordered,
and with it the potatoes in their jackets, all on old blue willow-wear plates.
Your steak, sir, yes, sir, anything else, sir, napkins, sir? Oh, serviette, yes, sir, all Americans
like them, sir. And so I found for the first time that napkins and bread, freely besieged,
stowed in decent restaurants at home, are in England, looked upon as costly luxuries.
Footnote.
Serviettes are now provided as a matter of course.
End footnote.
I have returned again and again to the Cheshire cheese, and have, moreover, tried to induce
others to go there with me, for if the place is not haunted, as it is said to be,
by the shades of Ben Johnson and Herrick, of Samuel Johnson and Boswell, the waiter is
perfectly willing, for a consideration, to point out to you the stains of their wigs on the wall.
It is certain that Dickens, Forster, Tom Hood, Wilkie Collins, and many other worthies
did frequent it, while Sala periodically puffs it, and a host of other lights have written about
it. In my own small way, I have endeavoured to lead some modern junior novelists and poets
there, to show them how near they could come to some of the great masters whom they apparently
worship so thoroughly. But on the only occasion when I succeeded in placing one, probably in the seat
of Goldsmith or Herrick, he sniffed at the chops, and remarked that if Johnson had had a napkin,
it would have been better for his personal appearance. I hardly know myself what is the attraction
of the place, for you can only get chops and steaks, kidneys and sausages, or on Saturdays
a gigantic pudding, to eat your money's worth of which you must have the
appetite of a gargantua, or on Shrove Tuesday's pancakes. Footnote, a more extensive menu is now
provided, end footnote. If you should happen to want anything else, you would probably get the
answer which Mr. Sala says was given to a friend of his who asked at the cock for a hard-boiled
egg with his salad. A egg? If Albert Headwood himself was to come here, he couldn't have a
Hegg. Whoever really cares to see the last of the old London chop houses let him, when next in London,
look up the sign of ye oldy Cheshire cheese, end quote.
Not out of place, after the remarks of Mr Pennell, will be found a vivacious description of a dinner
at the cheese given by Lady Colin Campbell, writing under the pseudonym of Ina in the world of August
the 31st, 1892.
go, and high spirits, render an apology for quoting at length unnecessary.
This clever lady writes as follows.
Quote,
It is August, London is empty, and we are bored.
Yet dine we must somewhere, and where to go is the difficulty.
Everybody one knows is either at Homburg or cows,
so we cannot possibly go to the Savoy or the amphitrion.
There is nothing more utterly stupid.
than to visit the haunts of society after society has left, and to find them peopled
by the unknown. Good creatures in their way, no doubt, but not exactly de nootre,
not fashionably dressed enough to admire, nor ridiculously dressed enough to be amusing,
and the affairs of whom we cannot discuss for the simple reason that we know nothing about
them, good, bad, or indifferent. How strange it is to think that only
a short time ago, no lady would ever have dreamed of dining at a London restaurant. Then a few
somewhat fast people set the fashion of supping at some public place, instead of their own homes,
and now there is probably no inhabitant of Mayfair or Belgravia, with any pretensions to
smartness, who has not, at some time or other, either dined or supped at one of the many fashionable
cafes which have sprung up in various parts of the town, and have become for a time the rage,
only to be displaced by some newer, more pretentious and more expensive restaurant, to which
people flock quite as much to see and discuss each other as they do to discuss the delicacies
provided for them by the latest celebrated chef imported direct from Paris. But, as I said
before, dine we must somewhere, and dining at a restaurant, being depressing,
and dining at home, dull,
we are just turning over in our minds
what we had best do under the circumstances
when there comes a loud peal at the front door-bill.
We all start up, and—
And to abridge Lady Collins's narrative,
three ladies and three gentlemen find themselves in Fleet Street.
In front of a little narrow alley,
suggestive to me of robbery and murder,
Here we alight, and with many apologies for the shabbiness of the entrance, our host conducts us,
by the backway, by mistake, into a dining place. A flare of unshaded gas lights up a small,
old-fashioned room, the floor of which is covered with sawdust. The ceiling is white, with projecting
crossbeams, and at one side of the room is a long oak table at which Johnson, Goldsmith,
and a few other choice spirits were wont to sit and feed,
and here, it is said, originated the well-known riddle
about the number of beefsteaks it would take to reach the moon.
All along one side of the room are wooden partitions,
exactly like old-fashioned pews, with hard, cushionless seats.
One of our party says as she sits down
that she feels as if she were in church.
We devoutly wished she would behave a little,
more as though she were there, long before the evening was over. But reaction having set in,
we are all, I fear, in a terribly frivolous humour, not by any means in keeping with the solemn
respectability of our surroundings, for we are told that this chop-house has been in existence
ever since the year 1667, and is no ephemeral mushroom-house of the hour to be sought out one day
and forgotten the next.
Our pew just holds six comfortably, and we sit down three and three opposite each other,
on either side of a very narrow table, covered with a spotless white cloth.
We have willow-pattern plates, large and hot for the meat, and small and cold,
each with a pat of butter on it, for our potatoes.
First we have thick slices of hot ham, the lean, tender and pink, and the fat, succulent,
with an immense dish of the most delicious peas I ever ate,
and young potatoes served in their jackets.
Anyone who has tasted a fresh-run salmon,
which has been green-kippered,
and has compared it with the hard saltfish
that is cured for the London market,
will appreciate the difference between an ordinary ham
and one that is prepared for immediate consumption.
These Yorkshire hams were not intended for keeping,
and, as the cook afterwards informed us, were all eaten up in a day.
I could easily have believed her if she had said one was eaten up at every meal,
judging by the thickness of the slices to which we were helped,
and the amount we were supposed to eat of them,
the next dish is a point steak, rosy without being seignon,
accompanied by fresh dishes of young peas and potatoes.
Our somewhat eccentric dinner is brought to a close by a bowl of rum punch,
accompanied by six long churchwarden pipes and a glass full of bird's-eye tobacco, end quote.
End of chapter four.
Chapter 5 of the Book of the Cheese by Thomas Wilson Reed.
This Librevox recording is in the public domain, read by Peter Yearsley.
Chapter 5 About the pudding.
Quote,
Now good digestion, weight on appetite, and health on both.
Shakespeare.
How do you make it? asked a fair American of the proprietor.
The answer is not recorded, for in the manner of making chiefly lies the speciality of the
old Cheshire cheese.
The hand of the proprietor himself compounds the ingredients in a secret room, secure from
the gaze of even his most inquisitive attendance.
Yet when we look on the immense bowl from which sixty or seventy people are to be fed, one
can not wonder at the lady's desire to know how such a brobdingnagian dish could be so exquisitely prepared.
The proportions of the bowl are emblematic of the profusion with which its contents are dispensed,
and even Gargantio would find himself vanquished in presence of the cheese hospitality.
Old William, for many years the head waiter, could only be seen in his real glory on pudding days.
He used to consider it his duty to go round the tables,
insisting that the guests should have second or third eye,
and with wonder be it spoken, fourth helpings.
Any gentlemen say puddin, was his constant query,
and his habit was not broken when a crusty customer growled,
No, gentlemen says puddin.
William either never saw the point or disdained to make reply.
The narrow limits of this volume are,
all too small for a complete collection of the prose and verse written in praise of the pudding.
A few examples must serve. In Ye lay of Ye lost minstrel, printed in the West London Observer,
April 1890, are a number of verses in praise of the cheese by Mr. William Henderson.
We give the following extract from his poem, quote,
If you'd dine at your ease, Try ye old Cheshire cheese.
At this famous resort in the wine-office court,
Kick-shaws, entrees or slops you'll not get,
But the chops, deviled kidneys, and steaks,
He will say who partakes, are all second to none.
To a turn they are done.
But the pudding, oh my, you look on with a sigh
As it comes piping hot from the cauldron or pot.
Oh, the same.
the taste of its lining, its paste, how it wells, how it swells. In its bosom there dwells
food for gods, meat for men, who resort to Moore's den." End quote.
A parody by the same author will appeal to the sentiment of those who scorn a foreign yoke.
It is inscribed to Bufoy-E-Mour and was published by Mr. J. H. Wadsworth of Boston, USA.
Quote
Ye puddings requeem
Air Death of Nelson
We sought the cheese with thirst and hunger pressed
And own we love the pudding day the best
But no one quarrels with the chops cooked here
Or steaks when washed down by old English beer
T' was on St Andrew's Day our way through Fleet Street lay
We sniffed the pudding then
We scorned all foreign fare
True British food was that,
there, to cut and come again. Our landlord carved with manor grave, brave portions to each guest
he gave, nor thought he of his booty, nor thought he of his booty. Along the boards the
signal ran, Charlie expects that every man will pay and do his duty, will pay and do his duty.
And now the waiter's poor Prime Burton foaming o'er, old William marks his prey, no tips that waiter-clays.
long be that waiter famed, who smiles and makes it pay.
Not dearly was that pudding bought for every hungry Britain sought a follow from that beauty,
a follow from that beauty.
With plate on plate each waiter ran, Charlie confessed that every man that day had done his duty,
that day had done his duty.
At last the fatal sound which spread dismay around.
The pudding's off!
The pudding's off at last. The victory's on your side. The day is your own, Moore cried.
I serve and have to fast. However large that pudding be, no scrap is ever left for me.
Content I do my duty. Content I do my duty. For to complain was ne'er my plan.
Let all confess that more good man has ever done his duty, has ever done his duty.
The cheese pudding has a far-extended sphere of influence. It boasts a clientele much more numerous than are the actual frequenters of the ancient hostelry. Hundreds are sent out every year to all parts of London and indeed England. Some even have found their way to the United States, imported direct from the cheese by enthusiastic Americans. The following extracts,
from the Court Journal of April 4, 1891, describes the misadventures of one, owing to the
operation of the McKinley Act.
Quote, The London lark pudding is renowned in many lands. The travelled American speaks with
rapture of that lark pudding he partook of in Fleet Street. Mr. Burris of New York requested
that such a lark pudding should be sent out to him from London, so that the stay-at-home
ones might partake of the British culinary luxury. The delicacy duly arrived. The guests who were to
aid Mr. Burris in eating it were duly invited, all was ready indeed when an unexpected difficulty arose.
The customs house authorities declined to give it up until the question as to what duty
lark pudding was liable to was settled. The McKinley bill does not mention lark pudding. It takes cognizance
of canned goods and potted meats, certainly, but larks in a pudding were unclassified,
and they said it did not come under the head of manufactured articles, because it was food in a
natural state. A week has elapsed while the authorities have been debating the point,
and in the meantime the lark pudding is most probably turning sour, and Mr. Burris and his
friends dancing with indignation. More trouble will ensue over this lark pudding,
no doubt, than did upon the opening of the fore-and-lawful.
20 Blackbird Pie of Yore.
It may cause the establishment of free trade in the States, end quote.
It is satisfactory to be able to state that the pudding eventually passed the Customs House,
none the worse for its detention.
The guests were eloquent in its praise,
and several of them have since visited England merely to track the pudding to the place of its nativity.
End of Chapter 5.
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Chapter 6 of The Book of the Cheese by Thomas Wilson Reed.
This Librevox recording is in the public domain, read by Peter Yearsley.
Chapter 6.
The Bar
quote,
If, on thy theme, I rightly think,
There are five reasons why men drink,
Good wine, a friend,
Because I'm dry,
At least I should be by and by,
Or any other reason why, end quote,
H. Aldrich.
The bar of the cheese is unique
Amongst the bowers of Boniface in the metropolis.
It has no equal and no wrong.
Here, says the sportsman of March the 30th, 1887, gather poets, painters, lawyers, barristers,
preachers, journalists, stockbrokers, musicians, town councillors, and vestrymen,
with just a soup-song of sporting celebrities, and a decided dash of the impecunious have-beens.
The latter represent in the cheese colony the Irish division in Parliament.
Many of our most eminent journalists, legal luminaries, and successful merchants, have been patrons of the old Cheshire Cheese in the days when it was to them club, discussion forum, and even home.
The cheese bar resembles no other in London. The customers are unique, and the names of their drinks are peculiar.
The simplest and amplest is whiskey, and that means Scotch whiskey. No.
old customer of the cheese would ever think of asking for scotch. If anyone dares to say scotch,
he is marked down at once as one not yet inured to the ways of the bar. On the other hand,
neither must he whisper Irish, certainly not. If he knows his cheese, he asks for cork,
and if he says Irish, he is an ignoramus. Then who would mention gin? The word is
absolutely vulgar, and should be confined to the East End and Mrs. Harris.
No, no, the connochente calls for rack, an odd name which may be meant to suggest the
state of mind of the drinker on the morrow, or it may be a mere contraction of Arach.
Punch, a mysterious and delectable compound, we had better not order in the bar.
Its consumption is so much more pleasant upstairs, but there is no.
reason why we should not admire the punch-bowls, and, having considered them and studied the
portrait of an erstwhile waiter over the fireplace, as much as they deserve, we probably
turn about, and as the eyes become accustomed to the darkness, find ourselves confronted
with the way out.
But don't go for a while.
You would probably like to see somebody in the bar.
Adequately to people the bar would task the pencil of a hogarth, the pen of a thawgoth,
the pen of a thackeray. That more genial Hogarth of Outheim, the late Phil May,
has indeed done it exceedingly well in his parson and the painter. But the human constituents
of the Bar's society vary with the hour of the day. In the morning the journalistic element
predominates, but it is when night begins to fall, that the life of the bar is at its brightest,
Then the blinds are drawn, the gas is lighted, and the full orchestra tunes up.
The cheese-ites are in their glory, and what might be copy for a dozen comic papers
elicits a little passing laughter, and then is forgotten.
When the sparkle has fled from the champagne, who can restore it?
Here, however, are a few fragments of typical conversation.
The bar is crowded, and floating in the...
the ambient air, one detects the rich voice of a Scotch poet who is being taken to task for his
grammar. Quote,
It's maybe not English at present, Mr. Bluggs, but what makes your English?
It's your Shakespeare's, your Maltons, and me."
From another part of the room comes the voice of an Englishman, somewhat at a disadvantage
among Irish and Scotch intonations of rich variety.
Of course the Scotch say they speak better English than the English.
I'd remember I once had a short engagement on an Edinburgh paper.
When about to leave Old Rieke, there was a little dear Gandoris,
and some fifteen of the fellows came to wish me good speed.
They were from some fifteen different parts of Scotland,
and after certain formalities in the way of hot toddy,
my Scotch friends brought up the eternal question of their immaculate English.
It may be, as you say,
I interposed, but why do you speak it with fifteen different accents?
Had them there, ha, ha, ha! End quote.
Irish dramatist discussing tours, etc. Did I hear you say Stony Stratford?
I was there once, and no wonder they call it Stony Stratford, for I was never so bitten with
bugs in my life. Footnote, this non-sequitur has already appeared in print, end quote.
genial advertising manager
I hear that poor old Mac's dead
Note
General sorrow and display of handkerchiefs
End note
Note
Enter poor old Mac
Silence falls on the company
End note
Poor old Mac
Good evening, Miss
S blank
I haven't seen you for a long time
Miss S
Was it very hot where you have come from
Funny man
quote,
Why, Jack, you seem to believe in a lot of things
Nobody else believes in.
Note, then, as a clincher, end note,
I suppose you believe in the transmigration of souls, end quote.
Solem man.
I do, and so do you.
You must feel you were an ass
when you lent me that half-sovereign six months ago.
Socialistic journalist, too, admiring friends.
Have you read my article?
in the XY Gazette?
No?
Well, read them,
and you'll see that I am the second,
if not the first,
among the teachers of humanity.
Nobody, for at least 1800 years,
as taught as I have taught.
Waiter, suddenly entering the bar.
Oh, I beg your pardon,
but you did not pay for that stake you had in the room.
Socialistic journalists.
Pay for it?
Not likely.
It was, from the beginning,
as much my stake as Charlie Moore's.
"'Now it is more mine than his.
"'Pay? Bass is the slave that pays.'
"'Racing journalist.
"'Jones is a good writer,
"'but he will never set the Thames on fire.'
"'Impecunious, reporter.
"'I wish he would, for it's very cold,
"'and I have to sleep on the embankment.'
"'The story goes that on one occasion
"'there was some little misunderstanding at the bar,
"'but misunderstandings are of the rarest,
"'and this one has become legendary.
"'The account which reached me ran some
something after this manner.
Great sub-editor with Back to Fire.
You're not a Freemason?
Great reporter.
I am.
Great sub-editor.
Why, I've been making Masonic signs to you for the last half hour.
Great reporter.
Do you call me a...
Great sub-editor.
I do.
Great reporter.
Then...
And they roll together on the floor.
Head waiter rushing in.
What's this?
What's this about?
Manager S.
only two gentlemen making a few Masonic signs under the table.
Of course, as a rule, harmony prevails in the cheese,
and chaff abounds without physical threshing,
for the habitus love the ancient hostelry and themselves,
too much to make the place a bear garden.
To quote again from the sportsman,
quote,
There is a sense of comfort and veneration about the place
which constitutes an absolute charm.
There is something homely and out of the common
In its sawdust-coated floors
With uneven boards and great gaping chinks
The fireplaces are huge and commodious
capable of holding a hundredweight of coal at a time
These said fireplaces, by the way,
have much to answer for
In legions of broken resolutions to be home at six
On a cold winter's day
When their genial warmth penetrates every portion of the room
and the merry flames dance and leap after each other, up the capacious chimney space,
a man listens to the howling wind without, or hears the rain pattering on the paved courts,
and he says, says he, the old woman may be cross, or the mater may scold,
but we don't kill a sheep every day, and just one more James, and I will catch the seven.
Those wicked fireplaces, the huge singing kettle, the cozy recesses,
and the seductive perfume of Toddy
have indeed much to answer for,
end quote.
End of chapter six.
Chapter 7 of the Book of the Cheese by Thomas Wilson Reed.
This Librevox recording is in the public domain, read by Peter Yearsley.
Chapter 7. Club life at the cheese.
Quote, the feast of reason and the flow of soul, end quote.
Pope.
One of the most interesting features of the cheese is its club life.
It is not the stately and with all solemn life of the modern West End Club,
but it is the social and intensely human life of the club,
as Johnson, Burke Reynolds understood it.
When the doctor, Sir Joshua and some others established the club in 1764,
the members were to meet once a month
and take supper, passing their evenings in witty discourses.
At the old Cheshire cheese, the Jonsonian tradition is naturally strong.
It pervades the whole place, and all the clubs which hold their regular or occasional meetings there
endeavour as much as our less heroic days will allow to emulate the example of the giants of the days gone by.
The following is a complete list of the clubs actually.
in existence at the present time. The Johnson Club, founded about 25 years. Sawdust Club, founded
1906, Ye Punch Bowlers, the Miter Club, founded November 1903, Ourselves, founded 1897, St Dunstan's founded 1790,
Rump Steak Club, the Dickens Club. The following further details regarding the
Cheshire Chie's clubs of the past, as well as the present, may be found not without interest.
The place of honour is given to the Johnson Club.
This club is composed of many men eminent in literature and art, or distinguished in other ways.
The club, which is literary and social, and is restricted to 31 members, was founded about 25 years ago.
The members bind themselves to sup together annually, on or about December the 13th.
the anniversary of the doctor's death,
but various other meetings are held throughout the year.
The constitution of the club is thus described by Dr. George Birkbeck Hill,
the well-known editor of the latest and best edition of Boswell.
Quote,
We are, he says, in the Atlantic Monthly of January 1896,
in strict accordance with the great lexicographer's definition,
an assembly of good fellows meeting under certain conditions.
The conditions being that we shall do honour to the immortal memory of Dr Samuel Johnson,
by supping together four times a year,
and by swallowing as much beefsteak pudding, punch and tobacco smoke,
as the strength of each man's constitution admits.
A few of the weaker brethren, among whom unhappily I am included,
whose bodily infirmity cannot respond to the cheerful Johnsonian cry,
Who's for pooch?
Do the best to play their part by occasionally reading essays on Johnson's,
Sonian subjects, and by seasoning their talk with anecdotes and sayings of the great doctor,
we are tolerated by the jovial crew, for they see that we mean well, and are as clavable as
nature allows. Our favourite haunt is the old Cheshire cheese, the only tavern in Fleet Street
left unchanged by what Johnson called that fury of innovation, which, beginning with Tyburn
and its gallows trees, has gradually transformed London. The mitre, where he did,
loved to sit up late, where he made Boswell's head ache not with the port wine, but with the
sense he put into it, where, at their first supper, he called to him with warmth,
give me your hand, I've taken a liking to you, where nearly a century later Hawthorne, in memory of
the two men, dined in the low, sombre coffee-room. The mitre has been rebuilt. The cock most ancient
of taverns has followed its plump head-waiter along the road of mortality, although fortunately
its fittings and furniture are still preserved, with the house which, under the same name,
has risen on the other side of the street. The old Cheshire cheese stands as it stood in the
days when Goldsmith used to pass its side door, on his way up the dark entry to his lodgings
in wine-office court. The jolly host who owns the freehold can show title-deeds going back
almost to the time of the Great Fire of London.
There on the ground floor we meet our prior,
sitting on a bench,
above which is set in the wall a brass tablet,
bearing the following inscription.
Quote,
the favourite seat of Dr Samuel Johnson,
born September the 18th, 1709,
died December the 13th, 1784.
In him a noble understanding and a masterly intellect
were united to great independence of character
and unfailing goodness of heart,
which won the admiration of his own age
and remains as recommendations to the reverence of posterity.
Quote,
No, sir, there is nothing which has yet been contrived by man
by which so much happiness has been produced
as by a good tavern, Johnson, end quote.
In this same room, with its floor as nicely sanded,
as when Goldsmith knew it, our club gathers from time to time.
Here, undisturbed in our thoughts by a single modern innovation, except the gas,
we sup on one of those beefsteak puddings, for which the Cheshire cheese has been famous
from time immemorial. So vast is it, in all its glorious rotundity, that it has to be wheeled in
on a table. It disdains a successor in the same line, and itself alone satisfies forty hungry
guests. A magnificent hot apple pie stuck with bay leaves, our second course, recalls the
supper with which Johnson celebrated the birth of the first literary child of Mrs. Lennox,
the novelist, when at five in the morning his face still shone with meridian splendour,
though his drink had been only lemonade. Footnote, quote,
The supper was elegant. Johnson had directed that a magnificent hot, hot,
apple pie should make part of it, and this he would have stuck with bay leaves, because,
forsooth, Mrs. Lennox had written verses, and further, he had prepared for her a crown of bays,
with which, but not still he had invoked the muses by some ceremonies of his own invention,
he encircled her brows, end quote.
The first literary child, whose birth was here celebrated, was a dreary novel, called
the female Quixote or the adventures of Arabella, end footnote.
The talk is of the liveliest, from time to time toasts are drunk and responded to, end quote.
The centenary of the death of Dr. Johnson was celebrated in December 1884,
and the Illustrated Sporting and Dramatic News of the 20th of that month,
thus refers to the doctor's connection with the ancient hostelry.
Quote,
Whoever has heard of the grand old doctor
knows well that the greater part of his life
was passed between Ludgate Hill and Temple Bar,
and that the most interesting portion of it revolved around Goff Square.
There seems to be little doubt that, while he lived here,
the old Cheshire Cheese Tavern was, as it is claimed for it,
the haunt which he most favoured,
and where much of that sledgehammer wisdom was coaxed forth or teased forth,
which Boswell has recorded that, as McCauley put it,
the memory of Johnson might keep alive the fame of his works."
End quote.
Many notable men have sat down at the Johnson centenary dinners in the Cheshire cheese.
At that held on December the 13th, 1894, for example,
the chair was taken by Mr. Augustine Beryl, QCMP,
then most popularly known as the author of Obitadicta,
but subsequently to become president of the Board of Education
and later Chief Secretary for Ireland in a Liberal government.
From the sketch of December the 19th,
which devoted to this particular festivity a page and a half
of illustrated literary matter, is taken the following extract.
Quote,
The most interesting figure of the evening was undoubtedly Mr. Dobson.
His health was proposed,
just in such a way as it must have been
in the days when men of letters indicted odes to one another."
End quote.
Then followed the reading of gentle imitations of Mr. Dobson's style,
but exigencies of space precludes our quoting more than a couple of stanzas
from a delightful perversion of the ladies of St. James's.
Quote, the journalists of Fleet Street have precious little cash,
they put their all in papers which swiftly go to smash.
But publishers, my publishers, sit twirling,
of their thumbs, while sweated clerks with ledgers tot-up colossal sums. The journalists of Fleet Street,
while taking of their ease, invoke the frequent tankard that haunts the Cheshire cheese,
but publishers, my publishers, as epicures enjoy the wines of Mr. Nichols and soups of the Savoy."
End quote. The Rhymer's Club. Another club which affected the stern, uncushioned comforts of the cheese,
known as the Rhymers Club, and we betray no secret when we give the names of the members,
for are they not written in the book of their poetic deeds? In this book, published through
Elkin Matthews in 1892, the composition of the club is thus recorded. Ernest Dawson, Edwin J. Ellis,
G. A. Green, Lionel Johnson, Richard Legallienne, Victor Plaugh, Ernest Radford, Ernest Reese, T. W. W.
John Todd Hunter, W. B. Yates.
When such sweet singers meet,
it may well be believed that the night was ambrosial.
Care and the world were banished,
and the contests of the cheese and of the mermaid,
in miniature it is no discourtesy to say,
live again as Mr. Reese sings.
Quote, as once Rear Ben and Herrick set older Fleet Street mad,
with wit not East's,
and laughter that was lyric and roistering rhymes and clad.
As they, we drink defiance to night to all but rhyme,
and most of all to science and all such skins of lions that hide the ass of time."
End quote.
A very considerable poet and prose man, Mr. John Davidson,
a Scotchman, by the way, from the vicinity of Paisley,
in his work, quote,
a full and true account of the wonderful mission of Earl Lavender,
which lasted one night and one day,
with a history of the pursuit of Earl Lavender and Lord Brum,
by Mrs. Scamler and Maud Emblem,
end quote,
brings two of his characters, Mr. Gurdon and Sir Harry Emblem,
into the cheese,
in a condition which would spell ruin to the landlord
where it generally adopted.
The two gentlemen had spent some forty pounds in eight days,
and now they are on the rock,
in a strand restaurant. But foreigners have hard hearts, and so the delightful couple find
their way to the cap and bells, which every fleet-streeter will recognize as the Cheshire
cheese. They order supper, and though unprepared to pay, are prepared to justify their
deeds. They were quite unconventional in the matter of settlement of accounts. They were
financially naked, yet they were not ashamed. Fortunately for the landlord, it happens that on this
night, the Guild of Prosemen, oh, sarcastic Mr. Davidson.
Otherwise, the Rhymer's Club are holding their meeting, and one of the members, acting more like
an impulsive poet than a mere prose man, settles their accounts, and introduces them to the
club. There, we must say farewell to Mr. Davidson's creations. But we cannot leave the
Rhymers without quoting by the kindness of the author and publisher, the following exquisite
it ballad of the Cheshire cheese in Fleet Street. Quote, I know a home of antique ease, within the
smoky cities pale, a spot wherein the spirit sees old London through a thinner veil.
The modern world so stiff and stale, you leave behind you, when you please, for long clay pipes
and great old ale and beefsteaks in the Cheshire cheese. Beneath this board,
Burks, Goldsmith's, knees were often thrusts. So runs the tale. T'was here the doctor took his ease
and wielded speech that, like a flail, threshed out the golden truth. All hail great souls
that met on nights like these, till morning made the candles pale, and revelers left the Cheshire
cheese. By kindly sense and old decrees of England's use they set their sale,
We, pressed, never furrowed seas
For vision worlds we breast the gale
And still we seek
And still we fail
For still the glorious phantom flees
Ah well
No phantom are the ale and beefsteaks
Of the Cheshire cheese
Envoy, if doubts or debts
Thy soul assail,
If fashions forms its current freeze
Try a long pipe,
A glass of ale,
And supper,
at the Cheshire cheese."
The 49 Club.
This is a more recent club, which met at the cheese, to partake, as their chronicle has it,
of a curious mystery.
Ecclept ye 49 pudding, also grilled bones, also stewed cheese, together with such older
ales, costlier wines, and strong waters as may suit you.
taste, purse, or conscience of ye members.
The chronicle of this club is very diverting,
and begins with the motto, not from Goethe.
A good trunk,
which is, after all, a very partial and temporary truth.
For the guidance of other social clubs,
I cannot refrain from quoting in Extenso,
the article-headed rules.
The rules of the club being of the sort once heard
are never forgotten, there is no need to repeat them in this chronicle.
So much for the 49ers.
The Soakers Club, quote,
We'll have flesh for holidays, fish for fasting days, and more hour,
puddings and flapjacks, and thou shalt be welcome, end quote,
was the Shakespearean motto of this frankly christened club.
The pious founder of the club, in a finely printed booklet,
declared that, quote,
It was deemed a requisite
that your club should flourish under some
rollicking epithet such as had not previously
been impounded by any other fraternity.
The title should be terse.
It should also be outrageous.
It should smack of the cavo
and have the scent of the bees' wing.
Accordingly, many have been the creations
that have, in turn, possessed the mind of your promoters.
Fuddling clubs, gorging clubs,
outheroding Herod clubs. These comprised a whole hand of clubs, in which was not a single trump.
Then did your promoters bethink themselves of that unctuous cognomen, the Sokers?
The title is a nudity. The name of the Sokers Club is selected only as conveying a sharp
antithetical travesty, upon our sober habits as moderate men, end quote.
This last statement is consolatory, for it would have been unpleasant if the club had come to the cheese merely to make manifest their loyalty to their name.
They were good fellows, and, though not quite antithetical to their designation, did not allow it to run riot with their moderate tendencies.
They dined at the cheese regularly for years, but their numbers did not increase, owing probably to the frank brutality of their title,
and the natural result was that they gradually dwindled away.
The St. Dunstan's Club.
No wife, however shrewd, could object to her marital slave being a member of the St. Dunstan's,
while even the most angelic of ladies would scarcely like to see her lord flourishing as a leader among the soakers.
Therefore has the St. Dunstan's flourished like a green bay tree for over a century,
Its proud boast is that it has contributed more common councilmen and aldermen, and consequently
Lord Mayors, to the Corporation of the City of London than any other club in the metropolis.
The St Dunstan's is pre-eminently a social club, neither party nor religion entering into its management,
as may be expected, its members, now limited to 28, are leading men in their respective walks of life.
The St. Dunstan's Club is called after the courageous English saint who, according to tradition, once pulled Satan by the nose with a pair of pincers.
This episode in the life of the Holy Friar is represented on the insignia of the club.
The club legend is that St. Dunstan shook the devil all round the boundaries of the parish, and then dropped him in the temple, hence the origin of the name of the devil's own applied to the legal.
profession. Hence also the name of the Devil Tavern, nearly opposite St. Dunstan's Church,
where the Apollo Club was presided over by Ben Johnson. Fleet Streeters can no longer go to the
devil in the sense of going to any particular tavern, but anyone of respectability may be
introduced to Child's Bank, number one Fleet Street, which stands on the devil's site.
The bankers preserve in their parlour
Johnson's Latin rules set down for the guidance of the club.
It appears by the minute book
that the St. Dunstan's Club
was first established at Anderton's Coffee House
on March the 10th, 1790,
by the Reverend Joseph Williamson,
the then-vicar of St. Dunstan's,
Mr. Nichols of St. Brides,
deputy of the south side of the ward of Farringdon without,
and some fifteen others, inhabitants of Fleet Street and its immediate vicinity.
The club was limited to thirty members, whereof, twenty-six were to be inhabitants of the parish,
and four gentlemen resident in the ward. A chairman, treasurer, and secretary were annually elected
at the first meeting of the club in the month of October, and the toasts were fixed by
resolution to be as follows. First, the king, second, the queen, the Prince of Wales and the rest of the
royal family, third, unanimity to this parish, fourth, prosperity to the ward, fifth, the absent
members. At the first regular meeting of the club, Mr. Brewer of St. Sepulchus, who was the deputy
for the north side of the ward, was duly elected a member, and at a meeting held on October the
17th, 1792, the celebrated John Wilkes, alderman of the ward, was unanimously elected an honorary member.
The subscription to the club was one guinea per annum, and the principal source of income
appears to have been derived from wages for bottles of wine among the members.
The annual elections for common councilmen in the ward, always producing a good number of bets,
as to the position of the various members of the club at the declaration of the poll.
Wages were laid about every conceivable thing under the sun, as a few of the following examples will show.
January 25, 1792, quote,
Mr. Whippam laid Mr. P. North a gallon of claret that 14 days from this date the 3% consoles would be 95%.
End quote. Mr. Whippam lost.
January the 16th, 1793,
quote,
Mr. P. North lays Mr. Hounsum,
a bottle of wine,
that he, Mr. P. North,
will be in bed before two o'clock the next morning,
January the 17th,
and Mr. Hounson lays Mr. P. North
that he has lost the above wager, end quote.
June the 12th, 1793,
quote, Mr. P. North
lays that Mr. Hounsum
will not forget to pay Mr. Thorn
the tuppence tomorrow, in the course of the day, which he, Mr. Thorne,
had lent and advanced for him to pay the waiter tuppence for a Welsh rare bit,
which Mr. Hounsum had for his supper, end quote.
January the 19th, 1793, quote,
Mr. Thorn reported that Mr. Hounsum had paid him the tuppence at half-past nine o'clock in the morning,
end quote, June the 12th, 1793, quote,
Mr. Lamb and Mr. Deppence
Nichols, one bottle. Mr. Lamb lays that Mr. Depp Nichols knows Miss W."
Blank. Upon explanation, Mr. Depp Nichols lost. Mr. Jones and Mr. J. North, one bottle?
Mr. Jones lays that neither Mr. Lamb nor Mr. Depp Nichols knows Miss W. Blank.
Mr. Jones lost. Mr. Depp Nichols requested that the club would permit him to pay a bottle,
for having termed Miss W. Blank, Mr. Hounsom's friend instead of neighbour, ordered that it be granted.
Mr. Lamb and Mr. J. North, a bottle, Mr. Lamb, lays that he, Mr. Lamb, never ran away from a good thing.
After some discussion it was decided that Mr. Lamb had lost the bet." End quote.
In 1795 a great number of bets were made about the wearing of hair powder, and the wagering was so
keen that counsel's opinion was taken as to who had won the respective bets.
The original opinion and decision of the council, Mr. George Bond of Sargent's Inn,
is attached to the minute book. It was also the custom of the club to wager on the first
letter of the kings or queen's speech after the words,
My lords and gentlemen. This naturally afforded great scope for speculation, which, it appears by the
minutes, the members were accustomed to take full advantage of. When the funds of the club were low,
the following, among other expedients, was adopted. February the 22, 1792, quote,
resolved that any member of this club elected to any office of honour or emolument,
shall pay for the benefit of the club one bottle of port wine, end quote.
April 8th, 1795.
Quote,
Mr. Hounsum and Mr. Whippam, one bottle.
Mr. Hounsum lays that the Prince of Wales
will not have issue
within the space of 12 months.
Mr. Fisher and Mr. Williams, one bottle.
Mr. Fisher lays that the Prince of Wales
will have issue within the space of 12 months.
Mr. Thorn and Mr. George, one bottle.
Mr. Thorne lays that
the Princess of Wales will be delivered
of a son or daughter within 12.
12 calendar months."
End quote.
April 22, 1795.
Quote,
Reverend Mr. Williamson and Mr. Ustonson, one bottle.
Mr. Williamson lays that the Princess of Wales is not delivered of a son or daughter within 12 calendar months.
Mr. Butterworth and Mr. Pickett, one bottle.
Mr. Butterworth lays that the Prince of Wales will not have issue within 12 months."
End quote.
The Legitimist Club.
Before leaving the subject of cheese clubs,
one more of the many which have enjoyed on occasion
the hospitality of the cheese may be mentioned.
Most people in this land,
and presumably everybody in America,
would consider this club somewhat belated.
It has an idea that King Edward is a usurper,
and that the rightful sovereign of these isles,
and of the empire,
is some foreign potentate whom even his own states disown.
The following paragraph from the Daily Telegraph of March the 25th, 1895,
will show that whatever we may think of the views of its members,
the excellence of their taste in gastronomy cannot be called in question.
Quote, a few gentlemen are still left in this hasteful, bustling, and forgetful age,
who have time to remember that James the first,
ascended the throne of England on March the 24th, 1603.
It is hardly necessary to add that they are members of the Thames Valley Legitimist Club,
who spends their leisure in moaning over the extinguished glories of their country
since the expulsion of James II.
Taking advantage of the fact that yesterday was not only the anniversary of the date just given,
but was also mothering Sunday,
when the rigidity of the lenten fast is temporarily suspended,
they dined together last evening in the old Cheshire cheese,
and after doing justice to the famous Jonsonian puddings and other viands,
amused themselves after they won't by inspecting a piece of the scaffold,
on which some unfortunate followers of the House of Stuart were executed.
The health of the Queen was drunk,
and it was incidentally mentioned as a fact not generally known,
that, with two exceptions, every sovereign in Europe
was descended from the saintly mother
of the monarch whose anniversary they were that day celebrating.
The health of Charles I of Spain,
whoever he may be, was duly honoured, end quote.
End of chapter 7.
Chapter 8 of the Book of the Cheese by Thomas Wilson read.
This Librevox recording is in the public domain,
read by Peter Yearsley.
Chapter 8. Dr. Johnson's homes and haunts.
Quote,
Whoe'er has travelled life's dull round?
Where'er his stages may have been,
may sigh to think he still has found the warmest welcome at an inn,
end quote.
Shenstone.
It is a common belief that Fleet Street is dotted with houses
which were Dr. Johnson's homes in later years,
and with the taverns in which he sat drinking tea,
and talking philosophy
till the small hours of the morning.
It is not so.
The doctor's house at number one
in a temple lane
has given way to Johnson's buildings.
In Johnson's Court,
named after Thomas Johnson,
citizen and merchant tailor,
and one of the Common Council
from 1598 till his death in 1625,
the doctor lived from 1765 to 1776,
and during his journey in Scotland
humorously described himself as
Johnson of that ilk
the house number seven
has however gone the way of all bricks and mortar
in 1776
he removed to number eight Bolt Court
where he passed the rest of his life
the house was demolished soon after his death
in fact there is only one house
number 17 Goff Square
on which we can look and say,
Here dwelt Dr. Johnson.
Goff Square itself has undergone inevitable alteration,
but, fortunately for the devotee,
at the western end,
the Doctor's House, number 17, still stands intact.
Here his wife died in 1752,
and here he completed his dictionary in 1755.
In his notebook for 1831,
Carlisle mentions,
having paid a visit to the house and interviewed the occupant,
who was apparently under the impression that his illustrious predecessor in the tenancy
had been a schoolmaster.
So he had been, and one of his pupils,
a pupil of whom any master might have been proud, was David Garrick.
But the tenant knew not that schoolmastering had long been abandoned
when the doctor was compiling his dictionary in that, by no means majestic,
abode. On the right-hand side of the doorway, the Society of Arts has placed a plaque with the
following inscription. Dr. Samuel Johnson, author, lived here, born 1709, died 1784.
End of Chapter 8. Chapter 9 of The Book of the Cheese by Thomas Wilson Reed. This
Librevox recording is in the public domain, read by Peter Yearsley.
Chapter 9
The cheese and its fair
A great fall in pudding
Ressurgam
Quote
The Dacuvert de Cove
Fé plus for the bonoer
of genre human
than the discover
of an etoile
End quote
Briah Savarin
If, as
Briah Savarin
says,
The discovery of a new dish
does more for the happiness
of mankind
than the discovery of a star,
How much more deserving of human gratitude is the discoverer of the cheese pudding than a Herschel or an Adams?
The sportsman of March the 30th, 1887, has a long and eulogistic article on the cheese,
but exigencies of space preclude its being quoted in its entirety.
The writer says, quote,
Happily, the most famous of London ancient taverns is left to us in the old Cheshire cheese,
which is yet nightly haunted by the shade of Dr. Johnson, whose modern prototypes still enjoy their stakes and punch,
and discuss politics, polemics, and plays, though they wear short hair and masher collars instead of full-bottomed wigs and ruffles.
The Old C.C. is a retiring, respectable, very conservative and hoary hedging.
aristocrat of the bygone school. Changes are made with a very rebellious spirit, and the introduction
of a patent American machine for squeezing lemons, savoured so much of modern progress that its
appearance nearly raised a riot amongst the patrons of the sawdust-strewed bar. The cheese has no
glaring front, nor does it invite custom by acres of plate glass, glittering gasiliers, or gorgeous frescoes,
A modest representation of a cheese in dingy glass does duty for a sign, so far as the street of fleet is concerned.
The house has its school of customers, who look upon it as a species of club, without the expense of entrance fee.
How old the original edifice was I am not prepared to say, but I noticed by an ancient sideboard that it was rebuilt in 1667.
Inside, the hostelry has a curiously quaint old-world appearance, and this has been
jealously preserved to good purpose by successive proprietors.
Rebuilt, decorated in the prevailing style of public-house architecture, the old CC
would have nothing to recommend it over scores, nay, hundreds, of its fellows.
The dining-room is fitted with rows of wooden benches and wooden tables, without the slightest
pretense of show, but the cloths are white and clean and the cutlery bright, while the
China service is of that ancient and undemonstrative blue design which delighted our forefathers,
and is known as the willow pattern. On the walls hang three prominent objects, a barometer,
a print of Dr. Johnson, and an old painting by wage-man, representing the interior of the room,
with a gentleman trying his stake with his knife, a waiter holding up a poor,
port-winecork in the well-known attitude, Too With You, and a cat rubbing her oleagenous hide
in anxious expectation against the leg of the settle. This picture, like one in the bar, is an
heirloom, or rather a fixture, which cannot be sold, for ever and ever amen, but must
pass from landlord to landlord. Upstairs there are extensive ranges of kitchens where burnt
sacrifices are being perpetually offered up, in the shape of mutton and beef, a dining-room and a
smoke-room, dark-panelled and cosy, where a man may forget the world and be lost to it during
a much-coveted mid-day rest. Of other rooms on other floors no man knoweth, save that in rumours
it is alleged there have been private parties over marrow-bones and puddings, a theory which
is well-born out by echoes of peals of laughter, and the pot of, and the pot of, and the pot of, and
of champagne corks. Whatever the place may be, above, however, it has no comparison with the
glories that lie below the paving, the privileged few who are allowed to go into the wondrous
cellars, redolent of sawdust, cobweb coated and covered with dust, wander amidst avenues of wine
bins, with wonder and astonishment at the space occupied underground as compared with the
upper regions. The entrance to the cellars is in the dingy office in the street of Fleet,
which is devoted to the wholesale department, and here a record is kept of the rich old ports
and generous clarets sleeping below, with the merry devils of laughter bottled up in courts
and magnums, in overcoats of pink and foil. No man could remember them, be his experience
as a seller man what it may.
The old Cece is a fine record of the passing seasons.
When genial spring has brought forward vegetation, the waiter's cheerful intimation that
Asparagus is on, sir, recalls the fact forcibly to your notice.
When later, Ammon Peas can be secured, the vision of early summer is perfect, and is not
even disturbed by boiled beans and bacon.
In the hot, sultry days, cool salads are appropriate, and when these did
disappear, there is a closing in of daylight and a general warning that the year is past its prime.
Then does the cheese draw its blinds and light its gas, stoke up its fires, and announce its great puddings.
Yet further ahead, when raw November days come upon us, the savoury smell of Irish stew,
that fine winter lining for the hungry, pervades the place, and so the season goes round.
Of all the changes brought about by the rolling year, however,
none is so popular as the advent of the pudding,
though it means frost and damp and cold winds.
The pudding, italics for the, please,
has no rival in size or quality.
Its glories have been sung in every country.
The pudding ranges from 50 to 60, 70, and 80,
pounds weight, and gossip has it that, in the dim past, the rare dish was constructed to proportions
of a hundred weight. It is composed of a fine light crust in a huge basin, and there are
entombed therein, beefsteaks, kidneys, oysters, larks, mushrooms, and wondrous spices
and gravies, the secret of which is known only to the compounder. The boiling process takes about
16 to 20 hours, and the smell on a windy day has been known to reach as far as the stock exchange.
The process of carving the pudding on Wednesdays and Saturdays is a solemn ceremony.
The late proprietor, Mr. Beauforte A. Moore, could be with difficulty restrained from rising
from his bed when stricken down with illness to drive to the cheese and serve out the pudding.
No one, he believed, could do it with such judicious care and judgment.
as he did. Once and once only was that pudding dropped. Alas, the sad day. In the room sat an expectant
hungry army of fifty men. The waiter, bearing in triumph the pudding, appeared smiling on the scene.
His foot slipped, he tripped, the pudding wavered, and then bowled along the floor breaking up
and gathering sawdust as it went. There was a breathless silence. The proprietor.
dropped the upraised carver, stood speechless for a moment, and then went out and wept bitterly.
The occasion was too much for him.
One after another, the awed and hungry crowd put the hats on and departed,
with sorrowful faces and watering mouths, end quote.
End of Chapter 9
Chapter 10 of the Book of the Cheese by Thomas Wilson read.
Provox recording is in the public domain, read by Peter Yearsley.
Chapter 10.
Mr. George Augustus Sala and others on the cheese.
Quote, for he's a jolly good fellow, end quote, old song.
The late Mr. George Augustus Sala, in an article entitled Brain Street,
which is to be found in Old and New London, note,
Cassell, Peter and Golpin, end note.
thus describes wine office court and the Cheshire cheese.
Quote,
The vast establishments of Messrs.
Putea and Antimony,
type founders,
Alderman Antimony was Lord Mayor in the year 46,
of Messer's coin, case and chapel,
printers to the board of blue cloth,
of Messer's cut-edge and tree-calf,
book-binders,
with the smaller industries of scorper and tin-tall,
wood-engravers,
and treacle, glue-pot, and lambs.
Black printing roller-makers, are packed together in the upper part of the court as closely as
herrings in a cask.
The cheese is at the Braine Street end.
It is a little lopsided, wedged-up house that always reminds you structurally of a high-shouldered
man with his hands in his pockets.
It is full of holes and corners and cupboards and sharp turnings, and in ascending the stairs
to the tiny smoking-room, you must tread cautious.
if you would not wish to be tripped up by plates and dishes, momentarily deposited there
by furious waiters. The waiters at the cheese are always furious. Old customers abound in the
comfortable old tavern, in whose sanded-floored eating-rooms a new face is a rarity, and the
guests and the waiter are the oldest of familiars. Yet the waiter seldom fails to bite your
nose-off as a preliminary measure when you proceed to pay him. How should it be otherwise when
on that waiter's soul there lies heavy, a perpetual sense of injury caused by the
savoury odour of steaks and mutts to follow? Of cheese bubbling in tiny tins, the original
speciality of the house, of flowery potatoes and fragrant green peas, of cool salads
and cooler tankards of bitter beer, of extra-creaming stout, and goes of cork and rack,
by which is meant gin, and in the wintertime of Irish stew and rump-steak pudding, glorious and grateful
to every sense. To be compelled to run to and fro with these succulent vians from noon
to late at night, without being able to spare time to consume them in comfort, where do waiters
dine and when, and how?
To be continually taking other people's money,
only for the purpose of handing it to other people.
Are these not grievances sufficient
to cross-grain the temper of the mildest mannered waiter?
Somebody is always in a passion at the cheese,
either a customer, because there is not fat enough on his point steak,
or because there is too much bone in his mutton chop,
or else the waiter is wroth with the cook,
or the landlord with the waiter, or the barmaid with all.
Yes, there is a barmaid at the cheese,
mewed up in a box, not much bigger than a bird-cage,
surrounded by groves of lemons,
ones of cheese, punch-bowls, and cruits of mushroom cats-up.
I should not care to dispute with her,
lest she should coit me over the head with a punch-ladle,
having a William the Third Guinea soldered in the bowl, end quote.
Old and New London, Chapter 10, Part 3, Plage 123, contains this paragraph, quote,
Mr. William Sawyer has also written a very admirable sketch of the cheese and its old-fashioned conservative ways,
which we cannot resist quoting. Footnote. The late Mr. Sawyer was for many years the brilliant editor of funny folks.
His articles signed Rupert in the Budget, have often been reprinted.
end footnote.
Quote,
We are a close,
conservative, inflexible body,
we, the regular frequenters of the Cheshire,
says Mr. Sawyer.
No newfangled notions,
new usages,
new customs, or new customers for us.
We have our history,
our traditions,
and our observations,
all sacred and inviolable.
Look around.
There is nothing
new, gaudy, flippant
or effeminately luxurious here,
a small room with heavily timbered windows, a low-planked ceiling,
a huge projecting fireplace with a great copper boiler always on the simmer,
the sight of which might have roused even old John Willett of the Maypole to admiration.
High, stiff-backed, inflexible set-ease, hard and grainy in texture,
box off the guests half a dozen each to a table.
Sawdust covers the floor, giving forth that peculiar faint odys.
which the French avoid by the use of the vine sawdust with its pleasant aroma.
A chief ornament in which we indulge is a picture over the mental piece,
a full length of a now-departed waiter,
whom, in the long past, we caused to be painted by subscription of the whole room
to commemorate his virtues and our esteem.
We sit bolt upright round our tables, waiting, but not impatient,
A time-honoured solemnity is about to be observed, and we, the old stages, is it for us to
precipitate it?
There are men in the room who have dined here every day for a quarter of a century.
Aye, the whisper goes round that one man did it on his wedding day.
In all that time the more stayed and well-regulated among us have observed a steady regularity
of feeding.
Five days in the week we have Rotherham's steak, that mystery of mysteries, or our chop and chop to follow,
with the indispensable wedge of Cheshire, unless it is preferred stewed or toasted,
and on Saturday, decorous variety is afforded in a plate of the world-renowned Cheshire pudding.
It is of this latter luxury that we are now assembled to partake, and that,
with all fitting ceremony and observance.
End of chapter 10.
Chapter 11 of the Book of the Cheese by Thomas Wilson Reed.
This Librevox recording is in the public domain, read by Peter Yearsley.
Chapter 11.
The press and the cheese.
Quote,
Crown high the goblets with a cheerful draft.
Enjoy the present hour.
Adjurn the future thought.
End quote, Dryden's Virgil.
Among the earlier notices of the cheese which have appeared in newspapers
is the following, taken from Common Sense or the Englishman's Journal of Saturday, April
23, 1737.
Footnote, printed and sold by J. Pursa in White Friars and G. Hawkins at Milton's Head
between the two Temple Gates, Fleet Street, 1737. End footnote.
quote, on Sunday, April the 17th, one Harper, who formerly lived with Mr. Holyoke at the sign of the
old Cheshire cheese in Wine Office Court, Fleet Street, for eight years, found means to conceal
himself in the house, and early on Monday morning got into the room where the daughter lay,
and where Mr. Holyoke, as he well knew, kept his money, and accordingly he took away a small box,
wherein was two hundred pounds, and notes to the value of six hundred pounds more.
The child, hearing a noise, happily awaked, and cried out,
"'Mummy, mummy, a man has carried away the box!'
Which alarmed her father and mother, who lay near, and immediately they got up,
which obliged the fellow to hide himself in the chimney,
where he was discovered, with the box carefully tied up in a handkerchief,
and being secured was afterwards carried before the Lord Mayor,
who committed him to Newgate, end quote.
In the morning herald and daily advertiser of Monday, August 9th, 1784,
we read an account of an attempted murder at the cheese.
It appears that a porter in the temple named John Gromont
induced a woman who had cohabited with and then deserted him
to accept a drink at a public house in Wine Office court,
quote,
We're starting up in a fit of frenzy,
he cut the woman's throat.
Before the transaction,
he had made several attempts
to destroy himself at Mr. Boshas,
the rainbow,
opposite the end of Chancery Lane in Fleet Street,
and other public houses in the neighbourhood.
End quote.
Coming to a more recent period,
we find the press notices of the cheese
increase in frequency.
Punch, for April the 14th, 1864,
describes a famous evening at the cheese.
Mr. John,
Cordy Jefferson, no mean authority, in his A Book About the Table, mentions that she
as one of the three houses in the immediate neighbourhood of the Inns of Court, worthy of comparison
with those near St Paul's, and so the references go on ever-spreading till they cross the Atlantic,
and even return from the Antipodes. Considerations of space will only permit a few further
quotations from the vast mass of journalistic literature dealing with the subject.
The Kent Examiner and Ashford Chronicle of June the 20th, 1885, referring to the cheese,
says, quote, It is very generally believed that Shakespeare was one of its numerous frequenters,
but undoubtedly one famous man was, namely Francois Marie Arouet, otherwise Voltaire, while often enough
were present, Bowlingbrook, Pope, and Congreve, and it is well known that rare Ben Johnson
was one of its most jolly frequenters. Coming down to more modern times, among the many
customers of the house have been Douglas Gerald, Mark Lemon, Shirley Brooks, Tom Taylor, Tom
Hood, and last, but not least, Thackeray and Dickens, end quote. In a walk-up Fleet Street,
which appeared in the Sunday Times, the following passage occurs, quote,
Cheshire cheese is not imposing in appearance, nor is it even to be seen from the street.
Two little courts lead to its somewhat dingy portals, portals much frequented by the London
correspondence of provincial journals and gallery reporters. More or less throughout every day of the
week, barristers and journalists, even members of Parliament, are not always missing.
Come to this house for their dinner, and sit contentedly round the sides of two good old-fashioned
rooms, but it is on Saturday that the Cheshire cheese is seen at its best.
Then it is that rump steak pudding makes its appearance, announced all the week, anxiously expected,
Come at last!
End quote.
The reporter of October the 28, 1874, says of the cheese, quote,
We have occasionally used this old-fashioned house for over a quarter of a century, and can conscientiously assert,
that for its chops and steaks, cold beef and salad, and marvellous rump steak pudding,
and for the alacrity with which these edibles are supplied,
the establishment is unmatchable in the metropolis.
Besides, the malt liquors are of the strongest and the best brew,
and the whiskeys are mellow and old, whilst the ancient punch,
which is served exactly as compounded in the days of Dr. Johnson,
is simply nectar, worthy of elevated,
even the gods."
End quote.
Under the heading
some gossip about famous taverns,
a writer in the Licence Vittler's Gazette says,
quote,
What man who has ever been called into Fleet Street,
either on business or pleasure,
does not know the sawdusted floor
and old-time appointments of the Cheshire cheese?
Who would dare to confess ignorance
of the Brobdingnagian chops,
the world-famous point-steaks, the stewed cheese, which constitute its main attractions all the year round.
Who has not here devoted himself during the hot summer months, in the cool dining-room,
which seems ever impervious to the sun's rays, to the manufacture of an elaborate salad to enjoy with his cold beef,
and who, again, has never yet been so fortunate as to witness that appetising procession
to be seen every Saturday during the winter months
when Mr Moore, the master of the house in dress-coat-clad,
and armed with a mighty carver,
precedes into the room that mighty steak and oyster pudding,
the secret of whose manufacture has never been allowed to penetrate beyond the mazes of wine-office court.
End quote.
And again the same writer observes,
quote,
The secret of the success of the Cheshire Chief.
is that everything sold within its doors is good.
For this we prefer its sanded floors to marble halls.
For this, we listen curiously to the weird cry of the waiter
up the crooked staircase of,
which by old experience we know heralds the approach of a choice cut
from the mighty rump of a succulent shorthorn, or an Aberdeen steer.
End quote.
The Philadelphia Times of October 1884,
thus refers to the cheese.
Quote,
A famous man who haunted the cheese
was Voltaire,
side by side with Bowling Brook,
Pope and Congreve,
and there is today an old play
in manuscript in Scotland,
written in Rare Ben Johnson's Day,
in which these lines occur.
Heaven bless the cheese
and all its goodly fair,
I wish to Jove I could go daily there,
then fill a bumper up,
my good friend, please.
May fortune ever bless the Cheshier cheese.
A reviewer in the City Press, October the 30th, 1875 says,
quote, Ben Johnson loved the cheese, and at one time you had only to walk into a Fleet Street
coffee house to become familiar with all the choice spirits of the age.
Dean Swift, Addison and Steele affected the tavern.
So did Sheridan, and so did Lord Eldon, and so, indeed, did all men of Mark down to our own time.
End quote.
An article headed,
Ye Rumpa, Steaker, Pudding,
in the Fort Worth,
Texas, Daily Gazette,
opens as follows.
Quote,
While I'm on the subject of food,
I must be permitted to mention
that I enjoyed the privilege
of partaking of
ye rumper steak,
Pudinga,
a few days since
at no less celebrated boards
than the cheese,
Wine Office Court, Fleet Street.
The cheese,
or to give it its full title,
ye old Cheshire cheese,
is now the most historical tavern
of all the old taverns in London.
Nearly all the other taverns
have had to make way
for the more modern restaurant or public house.
Little is known, it seems,
of the very early history of the place.
A brochure, entitled Round London,
published in 1725,
describes the house as,
Ye old Cheshire cheese tavern,
nearly flee to prison,
an eating house for goodly fair,
and now in 1883 or very near the beginning of the year 1884,
I can bear cheerful witness to the fact that it still deserves to be classed
with the very few public places in London where one can secure goodly fare.
The rump steak pudding, which is the special feature of the place,
is certainly toothsome, and is not apt to be speedily forgotten by the epicure.
It has been served promptly at 1 o'clock p.m. every Saturday,
since when the memory of man runneth not to the contrary.
And the particular one that I assisted to dissect
was enjoyed by quite a hundred persons,
though nominally a steak pudding.
There are very many other ingredients in the dish than rump steak.
It is said that for more than 200 years,
the old tavern has changed hands but twice,
and that it is now in the hands of the third family
that has helped to keep up its ancient reputation.
It is also said that the recipe,
by which the pudding is built
is a secret that belongs to the place
and is as sacred an heirloom
as the old oil painting of Henry Todd
who, according to the inscription on the portrait,
commenced waiter
at the old Cheshire cheese
February the 17th, 1812.
The picture was, according to the inscription again,
painted by wageman,
July 1827,
subscribed for by the gentleman
frequenting the coffee room,
and presented to Mr. Dolomor,
the landlord, in trust.
to be handed down as a heirloom to all future landlords of the old Cheshire cheese,
wine office court, Fleet Street, end quote.
Henry Todd, old Harry, as he was familiarly called by the visitors,
had made a considerable sum of money while in his situation,
writes the compiler of the great work on which the British Museum so prize itself,
signs of taverns.
But I am informed that a spendthrift son reduced his circumstances much,
To a stranger he appears a morose, cynical kind of man,
apparently not by any means adapted for the waitership of a tavern,
although he is always attentive to the wants of his customers.
Perhaps he was a different being when younger,
and to those who were old customers of the house,
and who knew him well, he used more freedom, probably.
The portrait I am informed is the first attempt in oil
by that exceedingly talented artist, wageman,
and was painted at the instigation of a visitor to the house
a Mr Thomas Morel,
a well-known pen-and-quill dealer
who resided in the Broadway, Ludgate Hill,
a brother of the Morel,
also pen-and-ink dealer in Fleet Street,
and who was well-known to the public for his eccentricity,
by the name of peculiar Tom Morel
from the singularity of his puffs and advertisements.
End quote.
Old Harry retired,
soon after the portrait painting,
from age and infirmity,
but was alive at Christmas,
1838. End of chapter 11.
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Chapter 12 of the Book of the Cheese by Thomas Wilson Reed.
This Librevox recording is in the public domain, read by Peter Yearsley.
Chapter 12, What's the world says of the cheese?
Quote, that all softening, overpowering Nell, the toxin of the soul, the dinner bell, end quote, Byron.
The Diner Out in the Evening Standard of January the 10th, 1867, writes,
quote,
In each of the apartments on the ground floor is a full-length portrait in oil of a departed waiter,
subscribed for upon his retirement by the gentleman using the house.
The one which most strikes my memory at the moment is the representation of a portly,
respectable, scrupulously respectable, middle-aged man, clad in a costume worn early in the century,
that is to say, the coat is of blue, the buttons are gilt, the cravat is a cheerful roll surmounting
a frilled shirt, and the legs know no trousers, but the breeches and stockings of departed days,
when well-made men stood upon their legs in something more than the merely literal sense of the term.
The background of the picture is a faithful representation of a section of the room in which it is hung,
the box before which the waiter is standing, opening a bottle of port.
I say port, because a man would never open a bottle of sherry, with the same grave but
complacent air of responsibility, is a speaking likeness, and so is evidently the representation
of the guest, for whom the order is being executed, a person even more respectable than the waiter,
if possible, with a very high coat collar, his hair all brushed up to the top of his head,
and acute knowledge of wine depicted in every lineerment of his countenance.
You may be sure that no inferior quality is being opened for him.
Indeed, the waiter is as incapable of deceiving as the guest of being deceived.
The wine is evidently of that degree of excellence, which impels people to talk about it while they drink it.
A wine which is its own aim and end, not a mere stimulating drink, setting men on to be enthusiastic upon general subjects.
The diner is plainly the model diner of the Cheshire cheese, as the waiter is the model waiter.
The Cheshire cheese is famous for steak pudding, agreeably tempered by kidneys, larks and oysters.
This dish which is often ordered for private parties, and even for private houses,
is frequently made the occasion of social gatherings of an extensive character,
so much so, indeed, that Madame Rowland might have extended her celebrated apostrophe to liberty
by saying,
Oh, steak pudding! How much conviviality is committed in thy name!
Whatever you get at the Cheshire is sure to be good and capitally cooked, end quote.
From an article entitled At the Cheshire Cheese,
which appeared in the commercial travellers' reveal,
the following is taken.
Quote,
At one o'clock,
the time at which the cheese is most frequented,
we accompanied our friends up Fleet Street,
and then by devious ways and turnings,
more than enough to upset our geography,
until we finally arrived at that part of Wine Office Court
where the Cheshire stands.
We were ushered into what seemed most
like the after-cabin of a steamer,
with comfortably arranged and well-appointed miniature tables,
on either side, attended by trim obliging waiters, and everything else equally inviting,
and fully justifying our friend's previous good report.
Roast lamb, roast beef, bowl, beef, beef, beef, beef, steak, pie, and thanks, plates for four
of the first, with the various, and so on, and four tankards of stout. Yes, sir. And away
vanishes our excellent friend, the waiter, to the unknown regions where cook holds sway
and reigns supreme, only to return in less time than it takes to record the fact with all that
was calculated to make us content and comfortable. We enjoyed one of the pleasantest afternoons
it has been our good fortune to participate in, for many a day, pleasant dinner, pleasant company
over a well-brewed bowl of palatably flavoured sipping punch that engendered pleasant reflections
on past assemblies and present associations. In the hearts of dear old London,
Surely no alloy was possible in our midst, and nothing more was needed, save the presence of some other far-away friends to overflow the cup of pleasure at the Cheshire cheese."
In the world of December the 24, 1884, there is an article on the old chop-houses, in which the writer, drawing on the recollections of 30 years, says, quote,
There was only one other house that excelled the old Cheshire cheese for a steak,
and that was the blue posts in Cork Street, but as regards mutton, chops,
the Cheshire cheese was unrivaled in London, or anywhere short of Barnsley,
where a mutton chop is about a third part of a loin, not reckoning the chump end,
and where this double or trebled chop is so tapily trimmed and freed from its superfluous,
as fat, that when cooked by a process which I take to be rather roasting than grilling, and served
with the fillet under, like a sirline of beef, it might, by virtue of its shapely plumpness,
be taken for a roast pardage or grouse." End quote.
Under the head of public refreshment in Knights London, Volume 4, page 314, appears this passage,
quote,
There is a dingy house
In a court in Fleet Street
Where the chops and steaks are unrivaled
Who that has tasted there
That impossible thing of private cookery
A hot mutton chop
A second brought when the first is dispatched
Has not pleasant recollections
Of the never-ending call to the cook
Of two muttons to follow
End quote
In Charles Dickens's
A Tale of Two Cities
Book 2, Chapter 4.
After the trial at the Old Bailey, the text proceeds,
quote,
I begin to think, I am faint.
Then why the devil don't you dine?
I dined myself,
while those numskulls were deliberating
which world you should belong to,
this or some other.
Let me show you the nearest tavern to dine well at.
Drawing his arm through his own,
he took him down Ludgate Hill to Fleet Street,
and so up a covered way into a tavern,
footnote,
Indubitably the Cheshire cheese, end footnote.
Here they were shown into a little room
where Charles Darnay was soon recrucing his strength
with a good plain dinner and good wine,
while Carton sat opposite to him at the same table
with his separate bottle of port before him
and his fully half-insolent manner upon him.
End quote.
James Pipes of Pipesville
In a letter dated from Regent Street, London, June the 26th, 1879, to the San Francisco Daily Evening Post,
thus refers to the Cheshire Cheese, quote,
The old Cheshire Cheese is perhaps at the present writing one of the most popular of the old hostelries,
and when you consider that for over 200 years it has been in existence,
and has been patronised by celebrities of every degree, rank and station,
and even royalty, for Charles the second day to chop here, with Nell Gwynne,
and the genial landlord will actually show you the seats used by Dr Samuel Johnson and Oliver Goldsmith,
even to the marks on the wainscoted wall made by their greased wigs,
the corner where the author of Penn Dennis and the Newcomes sat,
or where Charles Dickens, Mark Lemon, Shirley Brooks, Douglas, Gerald, John Leach,
and a host of others enjoyed their half-and-half,
and toasted cheese.
The tavern is situated up a little narrow passage called
Wine Office Court.
I don't think it can be more than three feet wide.
On the right-hand side of it is the entrance.
Over the door is a glass lamp, painted red,
with the words Old Cheshire Cheese on it.
But, oh, what chops, what steaks,
what cold lamb and salad,
what beefsteak pudding you do get here.
It is indeed a revelation.
and should you be permitted to ascend to the upper part of the building you will find the walls adorned with paintings articles of virtue and other evidences of comfort and ease
where the proprietor dispenses his hospitality in the most genial manner and when i inform you that mr moore is a vestry man and churchwarden of st brides will shortly become councilman and probably alderman and lord mayor you will see that it is no common
thing to be the landlord of the Cheshire cheese." End quote.
Mr. Moore did not live to attain the dignity of Lord Mayor which James Pipes presaged.
He died in 1886, loved and respected in his life, and deeply lamented at his death by the
troops of friends who knew him both in his private and business life.
The following are extracted from a London letter in the New York World of September the 4th,
14th, 1884, and are interesting.
Quote, London abounds in historic taverns,
but of them all none are more historic and interesting than the cheese.
To eat a steak here is not to masticate fried cork,
while the tankards of bitter ale foaming and delicious
with which you wash down the steak are worth a long journey to enjoy.
The folklore of this famous haunt is interesting,
not alone to tavern-loving, but to general posterity,
although, as to a complete and detailed account of its very early history,
there is much of obscurity.
While there are no positive proofs,
there are authentic legends that Shakespeare spent many an idle hour at this place,
because it was on his way to the Blackfriars Theatre in Playhouse Yard, Ludgate Hill,
of which he was so long a time absolute manager.
In his time, the play began at 1pm and ended at 5pm,
at which hour the wits of the town mustered forces in Fleet Street haunts.
In modern times William Makepeace Zachary, Charles Dickens,
and, now today, that prince of diners and bon vivant,
George Augustus Sala, have frequented the Cheshire cheese
and waxed eloquent over its comforts and subtle charms.
Both Dickens and Thackeray knew how to,
appreciate a good inn, and, after singing the praises of the Bill of Fair, pay deserved compliments
to the waiters.
Men who serve the frequenters of the Cheshire grow grey in the service, and each boasts
his own particular customers.
Of the younger waiters all are most civil, and the young women at the bar are not only polite,
but ladylike in manners and appearance.
It is surprising how soon one gets to the innovation of the
the feminine bartender, and it is not to be questioned that it is a good custom, productive of
greater refinement among the male frequenters, and, where the young women conduct themselves
modestly, in no wise degrading to their minds or morals.
It matters little what hour you select to visit ye old Echeshire cheese, you will have plenty
to amuse and instruct you, and always find the pretty barmaids in the bar-room attentive and
clever. The cutting of the rump steak and kidney pie is a spearing process performed by the proprietor,
and often as many as three, even four waiters, are needed to lift the huge smoking-hot pie
to the centre table, while often from thirty to sixty hungry men wait at the various tables
for a triangle of this toothsome viand. Take my word for it. You will have a great desire for a second
help, and even though, like myself, you are a petticoat wearer, no one will annoy you, or
even look surprised at your devoting an evening among the odd masculine characters nightly
frequenting ye older Cheshire cheezer."
End quote.
In an article written by Mr. W. Outram Tristram and illustrated by Mr. Herbert Railton,
the English Illustrated magazine of December 1889 gives, under the
title of A Storied Tavern, a most interesting account of this old house.
Quote, here, says the writer, is no home for kickshaws and cigarettes.
From this kitchen comes no sample of fashionable culinary art, that art with poisonous honey
stolen from France.
Nothing of that kind obtains at the Cheshire cheese.
Here the narrowed kingdom lies of point stakes, turned to a second, and served hissing on plates
supernaturally hot, of chops gargantuan in size and inimitable in tenderness and flavour,
of cheese bubbling sympathetically in tiny tins, of floury potatoes properly cooked, of tankards of bitter
beer, of extra-creaming stout, of a rump steak and oyster pudding served on Saturdays only.
Footnote, an error on the part of the writer, it is served on Mondays and Wednesdays as well,
end footnote, and so much the speciality of the house that I must deal with it hereafter.
All smacks here of that England of solid comfort and solid plenty.
There is a collection of useful implements of inebriety in the bar of the Cheshire cheese,
which brings the places past, more vividly perhaps before one,
than any view of its sanded floors, low ceilings, or quaint staircase,
disappearing suddenly from the entrance passage, informal but inviting bend.
Voltaire was certainly here, Bollingbrook, in this place,
cracked many a bottle of Burgundy,
and Congreve's wit, flashed wine-inspired,
while Pope, sickly and intolerant of tobacco smoke,
suffered under these low roofs, I doubt not many a headache.
But it is of its distinguished visitors of later days
that the Cheshire cheese as it now stands,
reminds one most fully. Johnson, Garrick, Goldsmith and Chatterton were undoubtedly frequenters.
Many a time, the great Samuel, turning heavily in his accustomed seat and beset by some pert sailing pinniss,
brought like a galleon manoeuvring, his ponderous artillery to bear.
Goldsmith lived at No. 6 Wine Office Court, where he wrote, or partly wrote, the vicar of Wakefield,
his flagging inspiration, possibly gaining assistance from the tavern's famed Madeira.
His, Dr. Johnson's frequent, nay nightly, visits here are matters of history
and have been vouched for on authority beyond dispute.
The time is not so far distant when old frequenters to the house were to be found,
who had drunk and eaten with men whom Johnson had conversationally annihilated,
and who recalled the circumstance with an extreme clear,
of recollection, a recollection this which joined the record of two generations of the tavern's
great visitors, and the second generation offered names not unworthy to compare with the first
such notabilities as these, figuring in the list, Dickens, Thackeray, Douglas Gerald, Mark Lemon,
Shirley Brooks, Tom Taylor, John Forster, Sir Alexander Coburn, Professor Aiton, Tom Hood,
Andrew Halliday, and Charles Matthews.
End quote.
Miss Sarah Morton, a special correspondent of the Illustrated Buffalo Express, New York,
gives in her paper, February the 15th, 1891, an amusing report of her visit to the cheese.
Quote, it was, she says, with slow and lingering steps that I emerged from a visit to the ghastly yet fascinating Tower of London,
by the way of old St. Paul's Churchyard, into Fleet Street, towards the Cheshire Cheese.
"'Twas the night of the beefsteak pudding.
"'A deluxe served only twice a week,
"'and in precisely the same way
"'that it has been served in this very place for two hundred years.
"'One feels just like sidling into an old-fashioned church pew,
"'for the three tables on the left,
"'each accommodating six persons,
"'are provided with high-backed benches, black with age.
"'Will you wait for the pudding?' asks the imposing personage.
"'What time will it come on?'
"'I diffidently query.
Six o'clock to the minute was the answer.
I will wait, I replied, and again I was left alone to continue my observations.
Over on the broad window-seat is something under glass, in a gilt frame.
It is a most glowing description of the glories of ye old Cheshire cheesa,
written by James Pipes of Pipesville.
Every seat is occupied, tis just six.
The door swings open, a huge round white ball is
borne aloft, high above the head of the personage, who enters with slow and stately tread,
followed in single file by six serious-faced attendants. The salver is tenderly lowered,
and rests upon the table. Every eye is fixed upon it. The room is pervaded with perfect, hush.
The personage solemnly receives a big spoon and knife from his first gentleman in waiting.
The fateful moment has arrived. The pastry is broken. The gravy, gently,
oozes over it. The person it gravely approaches me and apologises for not serving me first,
but really the middle portion will be safer for you, he explained. The plates of the others were heaped
upon. My time has come. There is my big dinner plate piled high with—what on earth? Birds? Yes,
tiny bits of birds, skylarks, kidneys, strips of beef, just smothered in pastry like sea foam,
and dark brown gravy,
steaming with fragrance as seasoning.
Half and half, British bitter and stout in old-time pewter mugs, was brought.
Out of deference to my sex, I suppose, a glass tumbler was placed before me,
but I scorned to use it.
Didn't Thackeray say it was worth a year's absence in far-away countries
to realise the joy that filled one soul upon returning to Old England,
and quaffing her bitter from a pewter,
mug. Then came stewed cheese on the thin shaving of crisp golden toast in hot silver sauces,
so hot that the cheese was of the substance of thick cream, the flavour of purple pansies and
red raspberries commingled. There were only 400 skylarks put into the pudding made for the
Prince of Wales at the Banquet of the Fourth Bridge opening in Edinburgh. How many thousands of
the Blythe spirits have been put into the Cheshire cheese pudding for two hundred years.
Shades of Shelley and Keats, end quote.
In society, a series of articles was devoted to the description of famous restaurants,
and of the fare to be enjoyed within their walls.
The writer, long and intimate of the cheese,
devotes not the least piquant of his descriptions to that immortal house.
He writes,
quote, Christopher North chopped here, and has recorded his high opinion of its kitchen and its cellar.
I fancy, however, that it was about the early punch period that its real connection with journalism was ratified, and the union consummated.
Shirley Brooks has written pleasantly about it, Albert Smith has chaffed it,
Edmund Yates has embalmed it in his reminiscences, and I have always had an idea that the Fleet Street chop house in which poor Sydney Carson is found,
sitting in a semi-drunken condition is the Cheshire cheese.
Dickens at all events knew this place well,
nor was it likely to escape a use of this sort.
Mr George Augustus Sala was a constant customer, end quote.
The Freemasons Chronicle of June 5, 1886,
in reviewing an earlier edition of this little book,
says, quote,
The praises of ye old Cheshire cheese,
one of the most antiquated and yet the most favourite resorts in the city of London
have been sung by historians and poets through the whole of the last century
and quaint stories have been handed down to us of scenes and incidents that have from time to time
been enacted within the age-begrimed walls of this historic chop-house.
In these days of progress, when the links connecting us with the bygone history of Old London
are being snapped one by one, and once familiar landmarks are being improved off the face of the
city by modern innovations, it is refreshing to be able to sit down and con over the sayings and
doings of eminent men who have left footprints on the sands of time, and whose names are
immortalized in literature and song. This little volume brings us tete-a-tete with such sturdy
intellects as those of Dr. Johnson, Boswell, Reynolds, Goldsmith, Burke, and a host of other
men of the time who in their periods of leisure sought ease and refreshment at the cheese,
and sets the tables often in a roar with their pungent criticisms and flights of mirth and satire.
You can have pointed out to you the seats used by Dr. Samuel Johnson, Oliver Goldsmith,
even to the marks on the wainscoted walls made by their greased wigs.
corner where the author of Penn Dennis and the Newcomes sat, or where Charles Dickens, Mark
Lemon, Shirley Brooks, Douglas Gerald, John Leach, and a host of others, enjoyed their half-and-half
and toasted cheese. The cheese still has its habitues, and on Saturday there is the famous
rump steak pudding which draws a large attendance, for it is considered that you may search
the wide world round without matching that succulent delicacy.
Although we missed the genial form and face of the late Moore, whose prerogative it was to preside over this chef d'Uvre of the culinary art, yet his place is filled by a worthy scion of the race, and the company, if not so garrulous or so boisterous as of yore, is still permeated by a sense of deep and affectionate loyalty to the old shop, end quote.
The Globe of September the 23rd, 1887 says,
quote, London itself bristles with associations of the great dead.
The toil and moil of Fleet Street has tired you,
then turn up wine-office court, and enter the Cheshire cheese,
where you may sit in the same seat, perchance drink out of the same glass,
and if, like poor Oliver, you still ask for more,
it is possible to rest your head on the identical spot of Greece
that Johnson's wig provoked on the bare wall, end quote.
End of chapter 12.
Chapter 13 of the Book of the Cheese by Thomas Wilson Reed.
This Librevox recording is in the public domain, read by Peter Yearsley.
Chapter 13
The Cheshire Cheese in Literature
The Field of Art, Scribner, February 1897
There is no date recorded of the building of the cheese, but for over 200 years it has been in existence, and has been patronised by celebrities of every degree.
Charles I ate a chop there with Nell Gwynne.
A brass tablet in one corner informs you that this was the favourite seat of Dr. Samuel Johnson,
and the panelling immediately below it is quite polished by the heads of generations of the faithful,
who have held it an honour to occupy the seat.
Long Fleet Street, Nineteenth-century humanity rushes in throngs, feverishly intent on the
main chance, but, now and again, units from the mass fall out and disappear, into a little
doorway so unobtrusive in its character as to be easily passed by strangers in search of
it. A small passageway, a bit of court, and one enters the old Cheshire-Gees, treading in
the footsteps of generations of wits and philosophers. A wit, the visitor-main-
not be, but he is certain to be the other in one way or another, and his purpose in coming here
can have little in common with the hurly-burly he has but just left out there in Fleet Street.
The tide of affairs has left him stranded on an oasis of peculiar charm, a low-ceilinged room,
brown as an old meerschaum, heavily raftered, and carrying to the sensitive nostril the scent
of ages, the indescribable aroma inseparable from these haunts of jewell.
The merry glow of the fire in the old grate, flirting tiny flames upwards that caress
the steaming, singing kettle hanging just above.
The old copper scuttle glints with the fitful gleams upon its burnished pudgy's sides.
The floor spread abundantly with sawdust, softens the sounds of footfalls.
The white tablecloths make the note of tidiness, relieving the prevailing low tone of the room.
The silk hats and trousers of modern London almost seem out of harmony with the cosy quaintness
of their environment, but smalls and buckles and cocked hats pass away, and architecture
survives the fashions and persons of its creators.
The waiter before one looks very different from the picture on the wall of his one-time
predecessor, but what is important, the spirit remains the same.
In an atmosphere of good fellowship, the frequenters of today converse over their chop
and pint, or perhaps before the cheery fire, nurse their knees in reflective mood, drawn
together by the same instincts that animated this delightful company of old.
But who among these, if appealed to, could define the aesthetic charm of the place?
Is it the rich colouring of yellow and old gold and silver and brown?
The traditions mellow as old wine that sweeten the atmosphere, the satisfaction of the senses,
the pure contentment of soul, the pause, by the way, for the furbishing of one's mental apparel.
It is all these and more that make the old Cheshire cheese a delight,
and when one has gone, leaves of its high-backed benches and polished tables, its general aspect of warm and cheery hospitality,
a glowing memory. End quote.
Chambers Journal, Saturday, June 2, 1883.
after speaking of an imaginary journey from Temple Bar Eastwood,
thus describes the cheese.
Quote,
There is another old city tavern,
where Dr. Johnson and Goldsmith
often sat together over a snug dinner,
a tavern in wine-office court called the Old Cheshire Cheese.
Passing along Fleet Street and glancing up this court,
those magic words seemed to take up all the space in the distance
as completely as though they were being glanced at through a telescope.
and if you follow the instincts of your nature you will dive down the telescope towards the attractive lamp above the door and enter the tavern the customary pint of stout in an old pewter will be placed before you if your taste lies that way
and when you have finished your chop or steak or pudding as the case may be there will follow that speciality for which the cheshire cheese is principally noted a dish of bubbling and blistering cheese which comes up scorching in an apparatus
Raiters resembling a tin of Everton Toffee in size and shape. It was the same when frequented
by Johnson and Goldsmith, and their favourite seats in the north-east corner of the window
are still pointed out. Nothing is changed, except the waiters in course of nature,
in this conservative and cosy tavern. If Goldsmith did not actually write parts of the
Vicar of Wakefield in that corner, he must have thought out more chapters than one while seated
there. He lived in wine-office court, and here it is supposed the novel begun at Canonbury Tower
was finished." End quote. "'Picturesque London, Percy Fitzgerald.'
"'Quote, Fleet Street, interesting in so many ways, is remarkable for the curious little
courts and passages, into which you may make entry under small archways. These are Johnson's Court,
bolt court, racket court, and the like. But in Fleet Street there is one that is,
especially interesting. We can fancy the doctor tramping up to his favourite tavern, the Cheshire
cheese. Passing into the dark alley known as Wine Office Court, we come to a narrow-flagged
passage, the house or wall on the other side quite close and excluding the light. The cheese
looks, indeed, a sort of dark den and inferior public house. Its grimed windows like those of a shop,
which we can look at from the passage. On entering, there is the little bar facing us, and all
always the essence of snugness and coziness. To the right a small room, to the left a bigger one.
This is the favourite tavern, with its dingy walls and sawdusted floor, a few benches put against
the wall, and two or three plain tables of the rudest kind. The grill is heard hissing in some
back region, where the chop or small steak is being prepared, and it may be said, en passant,
that the flavour and treatment of the chop and steak are quite different.
from those done on the more pretentious grills which have lately sprung up.
On the wall is the testimonial portrait of a rather bloated waiter,
Todd, I think by name, quite suggestive of the late Mr. Liston.
He is holding up his corkscrew of office to an expectant guest,
either in a warning or exultant way,
as if he had extracted the cork in a masterly style.
Underneath is an inscription that it was painted in 1812,
to be hung up as an heirloom and handed down,
having been executed under the reign of Dolomor,
who then owned the place.
Strange to say, the waiter of the Cheshire cheese
has been sung, like his brother at the cock,
but not by such a bard.
There is a certain irreverence,
but the parody is a good one.
Waiter at the Cheshire cheese,
uncertain gruff and hard to please,
when tuppence smooths thy angry brow,
a ministering angel, thou.
It has its habitual,
and on Saturday there is a famous rump-steak pudding which draws a larger attendance,
for it is considered that you may search the wide world round without matching that succulent delicacy.
These great, savory meat-puddings do not kindle the ardour of many persons,
being rather strong for the stomachs of babes.
Well, then, hither it was that Dr. Johnson used to repair.
True, neither Boswell nor Hawkins, nor, after them Mr. Croker, takes note of
the circumstances, but there were many things that escaped Mr. Croker, diligent as he was.
There is, however, excellent evidence of the fact. A worthy solicitor named Jay, who is garrulous,
but not unentertaining, in a book of anecdotes which he has written, frequented the Cheshire
cheese for fifty years, during which long tavern life he says, I have been interested in seeing
young men when I first went there, who afterwards married, then in seeing their sons dining
there, and often their grandsons, and much gratified by observing that most of them succeeded well
in life. This applies particularly to the barristers, with whom I have so often dined when students,
when barristers, and some who are afterwards judges. Mr. Fitzgerald then goes on to quote from
Jay the extract given in an earlier chapter, and concludes by saying,
Be that as it may, it is an interesting locality and a pleasing sign the old Cheshire
Cheese Wine Office Court, Fleet Street, which will afford the present generation, it is hoped,
for some time to come, an opportunity of witnessing the kind of tavern in which our forefathers
delighted to assemble for refreshment." End quote.
G. A. S. Twice round the clock, 6 p.m., talking of the ancient Roman repasts,
Quote,
Better I take it,
a mutton chop at the Cheshire cheese
than those nasty ancient Roman repasts.
End quote.
The Gentleman's Magazine, April 1895,
A six days tour in London with a pretty cousin,
quote,
We must take a glance
at a tavern of the good old pattern
close by,
which has a regular pedigree
and has had books written about it,
the Cheshire cheese to wit,
We go up Wine Office Court, and there it stands, with its blinking windows and somewhat shaky walls.
Not so, Mr. Silvanus Urban.
The windows of the good old house may blink, but there is nothing shaky about the walls.
They, at all events, are founded on a rock, solid as the credit of the house.
No wonder, too, for it carries its two hundred years or so bravely enough,
and, like its extinct neighbour, the cock, witnessed the plague and fire.
It is needless to say that the older Cheshire cheese perished in the fire of London,
which stopped about a hundred yards west of Wine Office Court,
just on the city side of St Dunstan's Church.
Here the floor is sanded, or rather sawdusted,
here are boxes and rude tables,
the chop is done on a gridiron before you,
and there is a beefsteak pudding which delights epicures."
End quote.
Walter Thornbury, old and new London.
quote, Goldsmith appears to have resided at number six Wine Office Court from 1760 to 1762.
They still point out Johnson and Goldsmith's favourite seat in the northeast corner of the window of that
cozy, though utterly unpretentious tavern, the Cheshire cheese in this court.
It was while living in Wine Office Court that Goldsmith is supposed to have partly written
that delightful novel, the Vicar of Wakefield, which he had begun at Canaanbury Tower.
We like to think that, seated in the cheese, he perhaps espied and listened to the
worthy but credulous vicar and his Gosling son, attending to the profound theories of the
learned and philosophic but shifty Mr. Jenkinson. We think now, by the windows, with a cross-light
upon his coarse Irish features and his round prominent brow, we see the watchful poet sit
eyeing his prey, secretly enjoying the grandiloquence of the swindler and the admiration of the honest country parson."
End quote.
Mr. Lewis Huff in Once a Week, October the 26th, 1867.
Quote,
The historical haunts of Fleet Street have a peculiar charm for those who are open to the influences of association.
The bench may be hard, but Dr. Johnson has sat upon it.
The oak panelling is not luxurious to lean back against, but the periwigs of steel and Addison have pressed it.
The little room may be dingy, but the peach-coloured garments of goldsmith once lent it a temporary brilliancy.
The cock, immortalised by Tennyson, will live forever in poetry.
But the architects, alas, have decided that it shall vanish from the world of prose.
But there is a favourite haunt of mine higher up in Fleet Street.
There you can feast upon marrow bones.
On Saturdays the Pieste de Resistance is a wonderful pudding
compounded of steaks, oysters, kidneys and other unknown delicacies.
There is a smoking-room upstairs where punch is served in an old-fashioned bowl,
with glasses of the pattern in use in the last century.
The cheese in the time of Johnson.
as soon as I enter the door of a tavern, and many were the taverns whose doors the great Samuel entered,
exclaimed Dr. Johnson from that tavern chair, which he regarded as the throne of human felicity.
I experience an oblivion of care and a freedom from solitude.
When I am seated, I find the master courteous.
Note, courtesy is thus hereditary in the masters of the Cheshire cheese, end note,
and the servants obsequious to my call, anxious to know and ready to supply my wants.
Wine then exhilarates my spirits and prompts me to free conversation
and an interchange of discourse with those whom I most love.
I dogmatise and am contradicted, and in this conflict of opinion and sentiments, I delight.
One can picture to oneself Johnson, when he had entered and taken his favourite seat at the Cheshire cheese.
The fire blazing then as it blazes today, after a lapse of more than a century, in the mighty great,
and casting its flashes as it casts them today, over the same oak-wainscoded walls,
infusing a rudder glow into the red curtains drawn across the windows,
and dropping a deeper-died ruby into the drink that was meant for men.
All the other tavern-horns which Johnson and his disciples frequented have passed away,
or been improved out of all semblance to the Johnson era,
but the cheese remains within and without,
the same as it did when Goldsmith reeled up the steps to his lodgings
opposite the main entrance in Wine Office Court,
or Johnson rolled his huge bulk past it to the house in Goff Square,
where his wife died in 1752,
and the dictionary was completed in 1755, end quote.
Mr Philip Norman, in the Illustrated London News for December 1890,
remarks in his inns and taverns of Old London,
quote,
The faithful journey to the Cheshire cheese,
firm in the belief that when Goldsmith lived hard by in Wine Office Court,
the two friends must have spent many an hour together in those panelled rooms,
and have sat on the seat assigned to them by tradition.
Now that the cock has quitted his original husband,
home, though under his former proprietor.
Note, it must be remembered that this was written in 1890, and does not hold at present.
He crows gallantly over the way."
End note.
The Cheshire Cheese is unquestionably the most perfect specimen of an old-fashioned tavern in London.
End quote.
John Cordy Jefferson, a book about the table, Volume 2, page 43.
Quote, But ere we pass from...
from beef to less majestic delicacies, let us render homage to the steak pudding than which no
goodly affair can be found for a strong hungry man on a cold day.
Rising from his pudding at the Cheshire cheese, such a feaster is at a loss to say whether
he should be most grateful for the tender steak, savoury oyster, seductive kidney, fascinating
rich gravy, ardent pepper, or delicate paste."
End quote.
Scribner, in London with Dickens, March 1881, quote,
These noisy and nasty eating houses, note, in and about Chance Three Lane, end note,
are in striking contrast with the staid, old-fashioned taverns in the same neighbourhood,
the Cheshire cheese, etc.
End quote.
Quote, the tavern, says Sir Warrant.
alter-besant in fifty years ago, we can hardly understand how large a place it filled in the
lives of our forefathers, who did not live scattered about in suburban villas, but over their shops
and offices. When business was over, all of every class repaired to the tavern. Dr. Johnson
spent the evenings of his last years wholly at the tavern. The lawyer, the draper, the grocer,
Even the clergymen all spent their evenings at the tavern, going home in time for supper with their families.
The Cheshire cheese is a survival. The cock, until recently, was another.
And when one contrasts the cold and silent coffee-room of the new great club,
where the men glared each other, with the bright and cheerful tavern where every man talked with his neighbor,
and the song went round, and the great kettle bubbled upon the heart.
path, one feels that civilization has its losses."
End quote.
Mark Lemon, Punch, lines written at the cheese,
quote, dedicated to lovelace.
Champagne will not a dinner make, nor caviar a meal.
Men gluttonous and rich may take those till they make them ill.
If I've potatoes to my chop and after chop have cheese,
Angels in Pond and Spears's shops know no such luxuries."
End of Chapter 13 and End of The Book of the Cheese by Thomas Wilson Read.
