Classic Audiobook Collection - The Book of Wonder by Lord Dunsany ~ Full Audiobook [fantasy]

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

The Book of Wonder by Lord Dunsany audiobook. Genre: fantasy First published in 1912, The Book of Wonder gathers Lord Dunsany's luminous, dreamlike short tales into a single volume of mythic imaginat...ion. Each story opens a different door: a traveler strays into uncanny streets where ordinary rules dissolve; a king bargains with forces older than his throne; a hunter follows signs that seem to come from the edge of the world; and distant gods, monsters, and marvels drift through scenes that feel both ancient and newly invented. Dunsany's prose is rich, musical, and deceptively simple, conjuring enchanted cities, impossible beasts, and fateful choices with the calm certainty of a legend being remembered rather than invented. Beneath the jeweled surfaces lies a steady pulse of longing - for beauty, for escape, for answers that remain just out of reach - and a recurring reminder that wonder can humble as easily as it can delight. Ideal for listeners who love poetic fantasy and folklore-like storytelling, this collection invites you to surrender to atmosphere, mystery, and the strange logic of dreams, where every path may lead to awe and every wish carries its own shadow. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 01 (00:12:06) Chapter 02 (00:21:42) Chapter 03 (00:28:29) Chapter 04 (00:38:19) Chapter 05 (00:47:27) Chapter 06 (00:58:18) Chapter 07 (01:05:53) Chapter 08 (01:18:53) Chapter 09 (01:29:22) Chapter 10 (01:41:23) Chapter 11 (01:53:24) Chapter 12 (02:05:06) Chapter 13 (02:15:48) Chapter 14 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Book of Wonder by Lord Dunsainee. Preface, Come with me, ladies and gentlemen, who are in any wise weary of London. Come with me, and those that tire at all of the world we know, for we have new worlds here. The bride of the man-horse.
Starting point is 00:00:26 In the morning of his 250th year, Sheparok the Centaur went to the golden coffer wherein the treasure of the centaurs was, and taking from it the hoarded amulet that his father, Jishak, in the year of his prime, had hammered from mountain gold, and set with opals bartered from the gnomes, he put it upon his wrist, and said no word, but walked from his mother's cavern. And he took with him, too, that clarion of the centaurs, that famous silver horn, that in its time had summoned to surrender 17 cities of man, and for 20 years had brayed at stargirt walls in the siege of Tholden Blarnah, the citadel of the gods. What time the centaars waged their fabulous war,
Starting point is 00:01:15 and were not broken by any force of arms, but retreated slowly in a cloud of dust before the final miracle of the gods that they brought in their desperate need from their ultimate armory. He took it and strode away, and his mother only sighed and let him go. She knew that today he would not drink at the stream coming down from the terraces of Vapa Niger, the inner land of the mountains, that today he would not wonder a while at the sunset, and afterwards trot back to the cavern again to sleep on rushes pulled by rivers that know not man. She knew that it was with him as it had been of old with his father, and with Goug, the father of Jyshak, and long ago with the gods. Therefore she only sighed and let him go.
Starting point is 00:02:09 But he, coming out from the cavern that was his home, went for the first time over the little stream, and going round the corner of the crags, saw glittering beneath him the mundane plain, and the wind of the autumn that was gilding the world, rushing up the slopes of the mountain, beat cold on his naked flanks. He raised his head and snorted. I am a man-horse now, he shouted aloud. And leaping from crag to crag, he galloped by
Starting point is 00:02:41 valley and chasm, by torrent bed and scar of avalanche, until he came to the wandering leagues of the plain, and left behind him forever the Athraminarian mountains. His goal was Zetrazula, the city of Sambelani. What legend of Sambalani? What legend of Samban? Belenese in human beauty, or of the wonder of her mystery, had ever floated over the mundane plain to the cradle of the centaur's race, the Athermanarian Mountains, I do not know. Yet in the blood of man there is a tide, an old sea current, rather, that is somehow akin to the twilight, which brings him rumors of beauty from however far away, as driftwood is found at sea from islands not yet discovered.
Starting point is 00:03:29 And this springtide of current that visits the blood of man comes from the fabulous quarter of his lineage, from the legendary of old. It takes him out to the woodlands, out to the hills. He listens to ancient song. So it may be that Sheprock's fabulous blood stirred in those lonely mountains away at the edge of the world to rumors that only the airy twilight knew and only confided secretly to the bat, for Sheprock was more legendary even than man. Certain it was that he headed from the first for the city of Zetrazula, where Sambelani in her temple dwelt.
Starting point is 00:04:09 The wall of the mundane plain, its rivers and mountains, lay between Sheprock's home and the city he sought. When first the feet of the centaur touched the grass of that soft alluvial earth, he blew for joy upon the silver horn, he pranced and caracoled, He gambald over the leagues. Pace came to him like a maiden with a lamp, a new and beautiful wonder. The wind laughed as it passed him. He put his head down low to the scent of the flower. He lifted it up to be near the unseen stars. He reveled through kingdoms, took rivers in his stride. How shall I tell you, ye that dwell in cities, how shall I tell you what he felt as he galloped?
Starting point is 00:04:55 He felt for strength like the towers of Bel-Norana, for lightness, like those gossamer palaces that the fairy spider builds twixt heaven and sea along the coasts of Zith, for swiftness like some bird racing up from the morning to sing in some city's spires before daylight comes. He was the sworn companion of the wind, for joy he was as a song, the lightnings of his legendary sires,
Starting point is 00:05:24 the early gods began to mix with his blood. His hooves thundered. He came to the cities of men, and all men trembled, for they remembered the ancient mythical wars, and now they dreaded new battles and feared for the race of man. Not by Clio are these wars recorded.
Starting point is 00:05:43 History does not know them, but what of that? Not all of us have sat at historians' feet, but all have learned fable and myth at their mother's knees, and there were none that did not fear strange wars when they saw shep-rock swerve and leap along the public ways so he passed from city to city by night he lay down unpanting in the reeds of some marsh or forest before dawn he rose triumphant and hugely drank of some river in the dark and splashing out of it would trot to some high place to find the sunrise and to send echoing eastwards the exulting greetings of his jubilant horn and lo the sunrise coming up from the echoes and the plains new-liped by the day and the leagues spinning by like water flung from a top and that gay companion the loudly laughing wind and men and the fears of men and their little cities
Starting point is 00:06:42 and after that great rivers and waste spaces and huge new hills and then new lands beyond them and more cities of men and always the old companion the glorious wind kingdom by kingdom slipped by and still his breath was even it is a golden thing to gallop on good turf in one's youth said the young man-horse the centaur ha ha said the wind of the hills and the winds of the plain answered bells pealed in frantic towers wise men consulted parchments astrologers sought of the portent from the stars the aged made subtle prophecies is he not swift said the young how glad he is said the children night after night brought him sleep and day after day lit his gallop till he came to the lands of the athelonian men who live by the edges of the mundane plain and from them he came to the lands of legend again such as those in which he was cradled on the other side of the world and which fringe the marge of the world and mix with the twilight and there a mighty thought came into his untired heart for he knew that he neared zetrazula now the city of sombelani it was late in the day when he neared it and clouds coloured with evening rolled low on the plain before him he galloped on into their golden mist and when it hid from his eyes the side of things the dreams in his heart awoke and romantically he pondered all those rumors that used to come to him from sombelani because of the fellowship of fabulous things she dwelt said evening secretly to the bat in a little temple by a lone lake shore a grove of cypresses screened her from the city from zetrazoula of the climbing ways
Starting point is 00:08:41 and opposite her temple stood her tomb her sad lake sepulchre with open door lest her amazing beauty and the centuries of her youth should ever give rise to the heresy among men that lovely sombelani was immortal for only her beauty and her lineage were divine Her father had been half centaur and half God. Her mother was the child of a desert lion and that sphinx that watches the pyramids. She was more mystical than woman. Her beauty was as a dream, was as a song. The one dream of a lifetime dreamed on enchanted dews, the one song sung to some city by a deathless bird, blown far from his native coasts by storm in paradise.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Dawn after dawn on mountains of romance, or twilight after twilight could never equal her beauty. All the glowworms had not the secret among them, nor all the stars of night. Poets had never sung it, nor evening guessed its meaning. The morning envied it. It was hidden from lovers. She was unwed, unwewed. The lions came not to woo her because they feared her strength. and the gods dared not love her because they knew she must die.
Starting point is 00:10:04 This was what evening had whispered to the bat. This was the dream in the heart of Sheprock as he cantered blind through the mist, and suddenly there at his hooves in the dark of the plain appeared the cleft in the legendary lands, and Zetrizula sheltering in the cleft and sunning herself in the evening. Swiftly and craftily he bounded down by the upper end of the clft. left and entering zetrazula by the outer gate which looks out sheer on the stars he galloped suddenly down the narrow streets many that rushed out on to balconies as he went clattering by many that put their heads from glittering windows are told of in olden song sheproch did not tarry to give greetings or to answer challenges from martial towers he was down through the earthward gateway like the thunderbolt of his sires and like leviathan who has leapt at an eagle he surged into the water between temple and tomb he galloped with half-shut eyes up the temple steps and only seeing dimly through his lashes seized sombelani by the hair undazzled as yet by her beauty
Starting point is 00:11:18 and so hailed her away. And, leaping with her over the floorless chasm, where the waters of the lake, fall unremembered away into a hole in the world, took her we know not where, to be her slave for all centuries that are allowed to his race. Three blasts he gave as he went, upon that silver horn that is the world-old treasure of the centaurs.
Starting point is 00:11:44 These were his wedding bells. End of The Bride of the Man Horse. The Book of Wonder by Lord Dunsainey. This is Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Librevox.org. Distressing tale of Thanglebrine the Jeweler. When Thanglebrine the jeweler heard the ominous cough,
Starting point is 00:12:20 he turned at once upon that narrow way. A thief he was, of very high repute, being patronized by the lofty intellect, for he stole nothing smaller than the mu mu's egg, and in all his life stole only four kinds of stone, the ruby, the diamond, the emerald, and the sapphire, and as jewelers go, his honesty was great. Now there was a merchant prince who had come to Thanglebrine, and had offered his daughter's soul for the diamond that is larger than the human head, and was to be found on the first. the lap of the spider idol, Hala, Hala, in his temple of Munga Ling, for he had heard that
Starting point is 00:12:59 Thangabrine was a thief to be trusted. Thangabind oiled his body and slipped out of his shop, and went secretly through byways and got as far as snarp, before anybody knew that he was out on business again, or missed his sword from its place under the counter. Thence he moved only by night, hiding by day and rubbing the edges of his sword, which he called mouse because it was swift and nimble. The jeweler had subtle methods of traveling. Nobody saw him cross the plains of Zid.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Nobody saw him come to Mersk or to Lund. Oh, but he loved the shadows. Once the moon peeping out unexpectedly from a tempest had betrayed an ordinary jeweler, not so did it undo thangle brined. The watchman only saw a crouching shape that snarled and laughed. "'Tis but a hyena,' they said. Once in the city of Ag, one of the guardians seized him, but Thangobrine was oiled and slipped from his hand. You scarcely heard his bare feet patter away.
Starting point is 00:14:04 He knew that the merchant prince awaited his return, his little eyes open all night and glittering with greed. He knew how his daughter lay chained up and screaming night and day. Ah, Thangobrine knew. And had he not been out on business, he had he had to be out on business, he had to be able to had almost allowed himself one or two little laughs, but business was business, and the diamond that he sought still lay on the lap of Hala-H-H-H-H-Lah, where it had been for the last two million years since Hala-H-H-Lah created the world and gave unto it all things except that precious stone called Dead Man's Diamond. The jewel was often stolen, but it had a knack of coming back again
Starting point is 00:14:45 to the lap of Hala-H-Lah-Lah. Engelry knew this, but he was no common jeweler, and hope to outwit halah-h-h-lah, perceiving not the trend of ambition and lust and that they are vanity. How nimbly he threaded his way through the pits of snood, now like a botanist, scrutinizing the ground, now like a dancer leaping from crumbling edges. It was quite dark when he went by the towers of Tor, where archers shoot ivory arrows at strangers, lest any foreigner should alter their laws, which are bad, but not to be. to be altered by mere aliens. At night they shoot by the sound of the stranger's feet. O Thangobrine was ever a jeweler like you. He dragged two stones behind him by long cords, and at these the archers shot. Tempting indeed was the snare that they set in Wath. The emerald's loose set in the city's gate, but Thanglebrine discerned the golden cord that climbed the wall
Starting point is 00:15:47 from each, and the weights that would topple upon him if he touched one, and so he left them, though he left them weeping, and at last came to Theth. There all men worship Hala-Hala, though they were willing to believe in other gods, as missionaries attest, but only as creatures of the chase for the hunting of Hala-Hala, who wears their halos, so these people say, on golden hooks along his hunting belt. And from Thethe he came to the city of Mung and the temple of Munga Ling, and entered and saw the spider idol Hala-Hala, sitting there with dead man's diamond glittering on his lap, and looking for all the world like a full moon, but a full moon seen by a lunatic who had slept too long in its rays, for there was in dead man's diamond a certain sinister look, and a boating of things to happen that are better not mentioned here. The face of the spider idol was lit by that fatal gem. There was no other light.
Starting point is 00:16:49 In spite of his shocking limbs and that demoniac body, his face was serene and apparently unconscious. A little fear came into the mind of Fengobrine the jeweler, a passing tremor, no more. Business was business, and he hoped for the best. Thanglebrine offered honey to Allah Allah, and prostrated himself before him. Oh, he was cunning.
Starting point is 00:17:16 When the priests stole out of the darkness to lap up the honey, they were stretched senseless on the temple floor, for there was a drug in the honey that was offered to Hala-Hala. And Thangobrine the jeweler picked dead man's diamond up, and put it on his shoulder and trudged away from the shrine. And Hala-H-H-Lah, the spider-iddle said nothing at all, but he laughed softly as the jeweler shut the door. When the priest awoke out of the grip of the drug
Starting point is 00:17:44 that was offered with the honey to hala-h-h-h-la, they rushed to a little secret room with an outlet on the stars and cast a horoscope of the thief. Something that they saw on the horoscope seemed to satisfy the priests. It was not like Thangabrine to go back by the road by which he had come. No, he went by another road, even though it led to the narrow way,
Starting point is 00:18:08 nighthouse and spider forest. The city of Moong went towering by behind him, balcony above balcony, eclipsing half the stars as he trudged away. Though when a soft pittering as a velvet feet arose behind him, he refused to acknowledge that it might be what he feared. Yet the instincts of his trade told him that it is not well when any noise whatever follows a diamond by night, and this was one of the largest that had ever come to him in the way of business. When he came to the narrow way that leads to spider forest, dead man's diamond feeling cold and heavy, and the velvety footfall seeming fearfully close, the jeweler stopped and almost hesitated.
Starting point is 00:18:52 He looked behind him. There was nothing there. He listened attentively. There was no sound now. Then he thought of the screams of the merchant prince's daughter, whose soul was the diamond's price, and smote. and went stoutly on. There watched him, apathetically, over the narrow way, that grim and dubious woman whose house is night.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Thangabrine, hearing no longer the sound of suspicious feet, felt easier now. He was all but come to the end of the narrow way, when the woman listlessly uttered that ominous cough. The cough was too full of meaning to be disregarded. Thangobrine turned round and saw at once what he feared. The spider idol had not stayed at home. The jeweler put his diamond gently upon the ground and drew his sword called mouse, and then began that famous fight upon the narrow way in which the grim old woman whose house was night seemed to take so little interest. To the spider idol you saw at once it was all a horrible joke. To the jeweler it was grim earnest.
Starting point is 00:19:58 He fought and panted and was pushed back slowly along the narrow way, but he wounded hala-halla allah allah all the while, with terrible long gashes all over his deep, soft body, till mouse was slimy with blood. But at last the persistent laughter of Hala-H-H-H-Lah was too much for the jeweler's nerves. And, once more wounding his demoniac foe, he sank aghast and exhausted by the door of the house called night at the feet of the grim old woman, who, having uttered once that ominous cough, interfered no further with the course of events. And there carried Thangabrine the Jewelry and the Jewel
Starting point is 00:20:35 away, those whose duty it was, to the house where the two men hang, and taking down from his hook the left hand of the two, they put that venturous jeweler in his place, so that there fell on him the doom that he feared, as all men know, though it is so long since, and there abated somewhat the ire of the envious gods. And the only daughter of the merchant prince felt so little gratitude for this great deliverance, that she took to respectability of the militant kind, and became aggressively dull, and called her home the English Riviera, and had platitudes worked and worsted upon her teacozy, and in the end never died, but passed away in her residence.
Starting point is 00:21:21 End of Distressing Tale of Thangobrine the Jeweler, The Book of Wonder by Lord Dunsaney. This is Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Librevox.org. The House of the Spinks When I came to the House of the Spinks, it was already dark. They made me eagerly welcome, and I, in spite of the deed, was glad of any shelter from that ominous wood. I saw at once that there had been a deed, although I cloaked it all that a cloak may do to conceal it.
Starting point is 00:22:08 The mere and easiness of the welcome made me suspect. that cloak. The Spinks was moody and silent. I had not come to pry into the secrets of eternity, nor to investigate the Spinks's private life, and so had little to say and a few questions to ask. But to whatever I did say, she remained morosely indifferent. It was clear that either she suspected me of being in search of the secrets of one of her gods, or of being boldly inquisitive about her traffic with time, or else she was darkly absorbed with brooding upon the deed. I saw soon enough that there was another than me to welcome. I saw it from the hurried way that they glanced from the door to the deed and back to the
Starting point is 00:22:55 door again, and it was clear that the welcome was to be a bolted door, but such bolts and such a door, rest and decay and fungus had been there far too long, and it was not a barrier any longer that would keep out even a determined wolf, and it seemed to be something worse than a wolf that they feared. A little later on I gathered from what they said that some imperious and ghastly thing was looking for the sphinx, and that something that had happened had made its arrival certain. It appeared that they had slapped the sphinxed her out of her apathy in order that she should pray to one of her gods, whom she had littered in the house of time. But her moody silence was invincible, and her apathy oriental, ever since the deed had happened.
Starting point is 00:23:42 And when they found that they could not make her prey, there was nothing for them to do but to pay little useless attentions to the rusty lock of the door, and to look at the deed and wonder, and even pretend to hope, and to say that after all it might not bring that destined thing from the forest, which no one named. It may be said I had chosen a gruesome house, but not if I had described the forest from which,
Starting point is 00:24:07 I came, and I was in need of any spot wherein I could rest my mind from the thought of it. I wondered very much what thing would come from the forest on account of the deed, and having seen that forest, as you, gentle reader, have not, I had the advantage of knowing that anything might come. It was useless to ask the spinks. She seldom reveals things, like her paramour time the gods take after her. And while this mood was on her, rebutt, was certain. So I quietly began to oil the lock of the door, and as soon as they saw this simple act I won their confidence. It was not that my work was of any use. It should have been done long before, but they saw that my interest was given for the moment to the thing that they thought
Starting point is 00:24:55 vital. They clustered round me then. They asked me what I thought of the door, and whether I had seen better, or whether I had seen worse. And I told them about all the doors I knew, and said that the doors of the baptistery in Florence were better doors, and the doors made by a certain firm of builders in London were worse. And then I asked them what it was that was coming after the sphinx because of the deed. And at first they would not say, and I stopped oiling the door. And then they said that it was the arch inquisitor of the forest, who was an investigator and avenger of all silversary and things. And from what they said about him, it seemed to me that this person was quite white, and was a kind of madness that would settle down quite blankly upon a place a kind of mist in which reason could not live and it was the fear of this that made them fumble nervously at the lock of that rotten door but with the sphinx it was not so much fear as sheer prophecy
Starting point is 00:25:55 the hope that they tried to hope was well enough in its way but i did not share it it was clear that the thing that they feared was the corollary of the deed One saw that more by the resignation upon the face of the sphinx than by their sorry anxiety for the door. The wind sowed and the great tapers flared, and their obvious fear in the silence of the spinks grew more than ever a part of the atmosphere, and bats went restlessly through the gloom of the wind that beat the tapers low. Then a few things screamed far off, then a little nearer, and something was coming towards us, laughing hideously. I hastily gave a prod to the door that they guarded. My finger sank right into the mouldering wood. There was not a chance of holding it.
Starting point is 00:26:44 I had not leisure to observe their fright. I thought of the back door, for the forest was better than this. Only the sphinx was absolutely calm. Her prophecy was made, and she seemed to have seen her doom, so that no new thing could perturb her. But by moldering rungs of ladders as old as man, by slippery edges of the dreaded abyss, with an ominous dizziness about my heart, and a feeling of horror in the souls of my feet, I clampered from tower to tower till I found the door that I sought, and it opened onto one of the upper branches of a huge and somber pine, down which I climbed on to the floor of the forest, and I was glad to be back again in the forest from which I had fled. And the spinks in her menaced house, I know not how she fared.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Whether she gazes forever, disconsolate at the deed, remembering only in her smitten mind At which the little boys now leer, That she once knew well those things at which man stands aghast, Or whether in the end she crept away, And clampering horribly from abyss to abyss, Came at last to higher things, and diswise and eternal still. For who knows of madness, whether it is divine, or whether it be of, the pit. End of The House of the Spinks.
Starting point is 00:28:18 The Book of Wonder by Lord Densani. This is Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Librevox.org.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Probable adventure of the three literary men. When the nomads came to El Lola, Lola, they had no more songs. And the question of stealing the golden box rose in all its magnitude. On the one hand, many had sought the golden box, the receptacle, as the Ethiopians know, of poems of fabulous value, and their doom is still the common talk of Arabia. On the other hand, it was lonely to sit around the campfire by night with no new songs. It was the tribe of Heth that discussed these things one evening upon the plains below the peak of Maluna.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Their native land was the track across the world of immoral wandering. and there was trouble among the elders of the nomads because there were no new songs. While untouched by human trouble, untouched as yet by the night that was hiding the planes away, the peak of Maluna, calm in the afterglow, looked on the dubious land. And it was there on the plain upon the known side of Maluna, just as the evening star came mouse-like into view, and the flames of the campfire lifted their lonely plumes, uncheered by any sight, song, that that rash scheme was hastily planned by the nomads which the world has named the quest of the golden box.
Starting point is 00:29:57 No measure of wiser precaution could the elders of the nomads have taken than to choose for their thief, that berry slith, that identical thief, that, even as I write, in how many schoolrooms governesses teach stole a march on the king of Westalia. Yet the weight of the box was such that others had to accompany him, and Sippy and Slorg were no more agile thieves that may be found a day among the vendors of the antique. So over the shoulder of Maluna these three climbed next day, and slept as well as they might among its snows rather than risk a night in the woods of the dubious land. And the morning came up radiant, and the birds were full of song. But the forest underneath and the waist beyond it, and the bare and ominous crags, all wore the appearance of an unuttered threat.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Though Slith had an experience of twenty years of theft, yet he said little, only if one of the others made a stone roll with his foot, or, later on in the forest, if one of them stepped on a twig, he whispered sharply to them always the same words, that is not business. He knew that he could not make them better. of thieves during a two-day's journey, and whatever doubts he had, he had interfered no further. From the shoulder of Maluna they dropped into the clouds, and from the clouds to the forest, to whose native beasts, as well the three thieves knew, all flesh was meat, whether it were
Starting point is 00:31:27 the flesh of fish or man. There the thieves drew idolatrously from their pockets, each one, a separate god, and prayed for protection in the unfortunate wood, and hoped, but to be they, therefrom for a threefold chance of escape, since if anything should eat one of them, it were certain to eat them all. And they confided that the corollary might be true, and all should escape if one did. Whether one of these gods was propitious and awake, or whether all of the three, or whether it was chance that brought them through the forest unmouthed by detestable beast, none knoweth. But certainly, neither the emissaries of the god that most they feared, nor the wrath of the topical god of that ominous place,
Starting point is 00:32:12 brought their doom to the three adventurers there or then. And so it was that they came to rumbly heath in the heart of the dubious land, whose stormy hillocks were the groundswell and the afterwash of the earthquake lulled for a while. Something so huge that it seemed unfair to man that it should move so softly stalked splendidly by them, and only so barely did they escape its notice, that one word ran and echoed to their three imaginations, if, if, if. And when this danger was at last gone by, they moved cautiously on again, and presently saw the little harmless mipped, half-fairy and half-nome,
Starting point is 00:32:56 giving shrill, contented squeaks on the edge of the world. And they edged away unseen, for they said that the inquisiveness of the mipt had become fabulous, and that, harmless as he was, he had a bad way with secrets. Yet they probably loathed the way that he nuzzles dead white bones, and would not admit their loathing, for it does not become adventurers to care who eats their bones. Be this as it may, they edged away from the mipped, and came almost at once to the wizened tree, the goalpost of their adventure,
Starting point is 00:33:33 and knew that beside them was the crack in the world, and the bridge from bad to worse, and that underneath them stood the rocky house of the owner of the box. This was their simple plan, to slip into the corridor in the upper cliff, to run softly down it, of course, with naked feet, under the warning to travelers that is grieved upon stone, which interpreters take to be,
Starting point is 00:33:57 it is better not, not to touch the berries that are there for a purpose, on the right side going down, and so to come to the guardian on his pedestal, who had slept for a thousand years and should be sleeping still, and going through the open window. One man was to wait outside by the crack in the world until the others came out with the golden box, and, should they cry for help, he was to threaten at once to unfasten the iron clamp that kept the crack together. When the box was secured, they were to travel all night and all the following day, until the cloud banks that wrapped the slopes of Maloom, were well between them and the owner of the box. The door and the cliff was open.
Starting point is 00:34:41 They passed without a murmur down the cold steps. Slith leading them all the way. A glance of longing no more each gave to the beautiful berries. The guarding upon his pedestal was still asleep. Slorg climbed by a ladder that Slith knew where to find, to the iron clamp across the crack in the world, and waded beside it with a chisel in his head. hand, listening closely for anything untoward, while his friends slipped into the house, and no sound came. And presently, Slith and Sippy found the golden box. Everything seemed
Starting point is 00:35:18 happening as they had planned. It only remained to see if it was the right one, and to escape with it from that dreadful place. Under the shelter of the pedestal, so near to the guardian that they could feel his warmth, which paradoxically had the effect of chilling the blood of the boldest of them. They smashed the emerald hasp, and opened the golden box, and there they read by the light of ingenious sparks which Slith knew how to contrive, and even this poor light they hid with their bodies. What was their joy, even at that perilous moment, as they lurked between the guardian and the abyss, to find that the box contained fifteen peerless odes, and the abyss, and the box contained fifteen peerless odes, in the alkaic form, five sonnets that were by far the most beautiful in the world,
Starting point is 00:36:06 nine ballads in the manner of Provence that had no equal in the treasuries of man, a poem addressed to a moth in 28 perfect stanzas, a piece of blank verse of over a hundred lines on a level not yet known to have been attained by man, as well as fifteen lyrics on which no merchant would dare to set a price. They would have read them again, for they gave happy time, tears to a man in memories of dear things done in infancy, and brought sweet voices from far sepulchers, but Sliff pointed imperiously to the way by which they had come, and extinguished the light, and Slorg and Sippy sighed, then took the box. The guardians still slept
Starting point is 00:36:49 asleep that survived a thousand years. As they came away, they saw that indulgent chair close by the edge of the world, in which the owner of the box had lately sat reading self. selfishly and alone the most beautiful songs and verses that poet ever dreamed. They came in silence to the foot of the stairs, and then it befell that as they drew nearer safety, in the night's most secret hour, some hand in an upper chamber lit a shocking light, lit it and made no sound. For a moment it might have been an ordinary light. fatal as even that could very well be at such a moment as this, but when it began to follow them
Starting point is 00:37:30 like an eye and to grow redder and redder as it watched them, then even optimism despaired. And Sippy very unwisely attempted flight, and Slorg, even as unwisely, trying to hide. But Slith, knowing well why that light was lit in that secret chamber, and who it was that lit it, leaped over the edge of the world, and is falling from us still through the unrefutable. VERBURBURBORATE Blackness of the Abyss. End of Probable Adventure of the Three Literary Men. The Book of Wonder by Lord Dunsainey.
Starting point is 00:38:12 This is Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Librevox.org The injudicious prayers of Pommbo the idolater. POMbo thy idolater. had prayed Amus a simple prayer, a necessary prayer, such as even an idol of ivory could very easily grant, and Amus has not immediately granted it. Pambo had therefore prayed to Tharma for the
Starting point is 00:38:44 overthrow of Amus, and idol-friendly to Tharma, and in doing this offended against the etiquette of the gods. Tharma refused to grant the little prayer. Pombo prayed frantically to all the gods of idolatry, for though it was a simple matter, yet it was very necessary to a man. And gods that were older than Amus rejected the prayers of Pumbo, and even gods that were younger and therefore of greater repute. He prayed to them one by one, and they all refused to hear him, nor at first did he think at all of the subtle divine etiquette against which he had offended. It occurred to him all at once as he prayed to his fiftieth idol, a little green jade god whom the Chinese god, whom the Chinese know that all the idols were in league against him. When Pombo discovered this, he resented his
Starting point is 00:39:35 birth bitterly, and made lamentation, and alleged that he was lost. He might have been seen then, in any part of London, hunting curiosity shops, and places where they sold idols of ivory or of stone, for he dwelt in London with others of his race, though he was born in Burma, among those who hold Ganges holy. On drizzly evenings of November's worst, his haggard face could be seen in the glow of some shop pressed close against the glass, where he would supplicate some calm, cross-legged idol till policemen moved him on. And after closing hours back he would go to his dingy room, in that part of our capital where English is seldom spoken, to supplicate little idols of his own. And when Pombo's simple, necessary prayer was equally refused by the idols of museums, auction rooms, shops. Then he took
Starting point is 00:40:30 counsel with himself, and purchased incense, and burned it in a brazier before his own cheap little idols, and played the while upon an instrument such as that wherewith men charmed snakes, and still the idols clung to their etiquette. Whether Pombo knew about this etiquette and considered it frivolous in the face of his need, or whether his need now grown desperate, unhinged his mind, I know not, but Pombo the idolater took a stick and suddenly turned iconoclast. Pombo the iconoclast immediately left his house, leaving his idols to be swept away with the dust and so to mingle with man, and went to an arch-idolator of repute who carved idols out of rare stones and put his case before him. The arch-idolator who made idols of his own rebuked Pombo in
Starting point is 00:41:22 the name of man, for having broken his idols. For hath not man made them, the arch-idolitor said, and concerning the idols themselves, he spoke long and learnedly, explaining divine etiquette, and how Pumbo had offended, and how no idol in the world would listen to Pombo's prayer. When Pombo heard this, he wept and made bitter outcry, and cursed the gods of ivory and the gods of jade, and the hand of man that made them. But most of all he cursed their etiquette, that had undone, as he said, an innocent man. So that at last, that arch-idolter, who made idols of his own, stopped in his work upon an idol of Jasper for a king that was weary of woeche,
Starting point is 00:42:06 and took compassion on Pombo, and told him that though no idol in the world would listen to his prayer, yet only a little way over the edge of it, a certain disreputal idol sat who knew nothing of etiquette, and granted in prayers that no respectable God would ever consent. to hear. When Pombo heard this, he took two handfuls of the arch-idolitor's beard and kissed them joyfully, and dried his tears and became his old impertinent self again. And he that carved from Jasper, the usurper of Vosch, explained how in the village of World's End, at the furthest end of last street, there is a hole that you take to be a well, close by the garden wall, but that if you
Starting point is 00:42:46 lower yourself by your hands over the edge of the hole, and feel about with your feet till they find a ledge, that is the top step of a flight of stairs that takes you down over the edge of the world. For all that men know, those stairs may have a purpose and even a bottom step, said the arch idolater, but discussion about the lower flights is idle. Then the teeth of Pombo shattered, for he feared the darkness, but he that made idols of his own explained that those stairs were always lit by the faint blue gloaming in which the world spins. Then, He said, You will go by lonely house
Starting point is 00:43:24 And under the bridge that leads From the house to nowhere And whose purpose is not guessed Thence past Maharyon The god of flowers And his high priest Who is neither bird nor cat And so you will come
Starting point is 00:43:37 To the little idol duth The disreputable god That will grant your prayer And he went on carving again At his idol of Jasper For the king who was weary of Woche And Pombo thanked him and went singing away, for in his vernacular mind he thought that he had the gods.
Starting point is 00:43:58 It is a long journey from London to World's End, and Pombo had no money left, and yet within five weeks he was strolling along Last Street. But how he contrived to get there, I will not say, for it was not entirely honest. And Pombo found the well at the end of the garden beyond the end house of Last Street, and many thoughts ran through his mind. as he hung by his hands from the edge. But chiefest of all those thoughts was one that said the gods were laughing at him through the mouth of the arch idolater, their prophet,
Starting point is 00:44:31 and the thought beat in his head till it ached like his wrists, and then he found the step. And Pombo walked downstairs. There, sure enough, was the gloaming in which the world spins, and the stars shone far off in it faintly. There was nothing before him as he went downstairs with that strange blue waste of gloaming, with its multitude of stars, and comets plunging through it
Starting point is 00:44:55 on outward journeys and comets returning home. And then he saw the lights of the bridge to nowhere, and all of a sudden he was in the glare of the shimmering parlor window of lonely house, and he heard voices there pronouncing words, and the voices were no wise human, and but for his bitter need he had screamed and fled. Halfway between the voices and Maharas, whom he now saw standing out from the world covered in rainbow halems, he perceived the weird gray beast that is neither cat nor bird. As Bambo hesitated, chilly with fear, he heard those voices grow louder in lonely house, and at that he stealthily moved a few steps lower, and then rushed past the beast. The beast intently watched Maharyon, hurling up bubbles that are every one a season of spring in unknown constellations, calling the beast. calling the swallows home to unimagined fields, watched him without even turning to look at Pombo,
Starting point is 00:45:54 and saw him drop into the Lin-Lanlarna, the river that rises at the edge of the world, the golden pollen that sweetens the tide of the river and is carried away from the world to be a joy to the stars. And there before Pombo was the little disreputable God who cares nothing for etiquette and will answer prayers that are refused by all the respectable idols. And whether the view of him at last excited Pombo's eagerness, or whether his need was greater than he could bear, that it drove him so swiftly downstairs, or whether, as is most likely, he ran too fast past the beast, I do not know, and it does not matter to Pombo. But at any rate he could not stop, as he had designed, an attitude of prayer at the feet of dooth, but ran on past him down the narrowing steps, clutching as smooth bare rock, till he fell from the world, as, when our hearts miss a beat, we fall in dreams and wake up with a dreadful jolt.
Starting point is 00:46:54 But there was no waking up for POMBO, who still fell on towards the incurious stars, and his fate is even one with the fate of Slith. End of the injudicious prayers of Pombo the idolater. The Book of Wonder by Lord Dunsaney. This is Librevox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public. domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Libavox.org. The Lude of Bamasharna.
Starting point is 00:47:35 Things had grown too hot for shard, captain of pirates, on all the seas that he knew. The ports of Spain were closed to him. They knew him in San Domingo. Men winked in Syracuse when he went by. The two kings of the Siciles never smiled within an hour of speaking of him. There were huge rewards for his head in every capital. capital city, with pictures of it for identification, and all the pictures were unflattering. Therefore, Captain Char decided that the time had come to tell his men the secret. Writing off Tenoriff one night, he called them all together. He generously admitted that there were things in the past that might require explanation.
Starting point is 00:48:17 The crowns that the princes of Aragon had sent to their nephews, the kings of the two Americas, had certainly never reached their most sacred majesties. Where, men might ask, were the eyes of Captain Stobud? Who had been burning towns on the Patagonian seaboard? Why should such a ship as theirs choose pearls for cargo? Why so much blood on the decks and so many guns? And where was the Nancy, the Lark, or the Margaret Bell? Such questions as these, he urged, might be asked by the inquisitive.
Starting point is 00:48:52 and if counsel for the defense should happen to be a fool, and unacquainted with the ways of the sea, they might become involved in troublesome legal formulae. And bloody Bill, as they rudely called Mr. Gag, a member of the crew, looked up at the sky and said that it was a windy night and looked like hanging. And some of those present thoughtfully stroked their necks while Captain Shard unfolded to them his plan. He said the time was come to quit the desperate lark. for she was too well known to the navies of four kingdoms and a fifth was getting to know her and others had suspicions more cutters than even captain shard suspected were already looking for her jolly black flag with its neat skull and cross-bones in yellow there was a little archipelago that he knew of on the wrong side of the sargasso sea there were but thirty islands there bare ordinary islands but one of them floated he had noticed
Starting point is 00:49:52 it years ago, and had gone ashore and never told the soul, but had quietly anchored it with the anchor of his ship to the bottom of the sea, which just there was profoundly deep, and had made the thing the secret of his life, determining to marry and settled down there if it ever became impossible to earn his livelihood in the usual way at sea. When first he saw it, it was drifting slowly, with the wind and the tops of the trees. But if the cable had not rusted away, it should be still where he left it, and they would make a rudder and hollow out cabins below, and at night they would hoist sails to the trunks of the trees and sail wherever they liked. And all the pirates cheered, for they wanted to set their feet on land again,
Starting point is 00:50:40 somewhere where the hangmen would not come and jerk them off it at once. and bold men, though they were, it was a strain seeing so many lights coming their way at night, even then, but it swerved away again and was lost in the mist. And Captain Shards said that they would need to get provisions first, and he, for one, intended to marry before he settled down, and so they should have one more fight before they left the ship, and sacked the Seacoast city of Bama Sharna, and take from it provisions for several years,
Starting point is 00:51:15 while he himself would marry the queen of the south. And again the pirates cheered, for often they had seen sea-coast Bombasharna and had always envied its opulence from the sea. So they set all sail and often altered their course, and dodged and fled from strange lights till dawn appeared, and all day long fled southwards, and by evening they saw the silver spires of slender mrs.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Bama Sharna, a city that was the glory of the coast, and in the midst of it, far away though they were, they saw the palace of the queen of the south. And it was so full of windows all looking toward the sea, and they were so full of light, both from the sunset that was fading upon the water, and from candles that maids were lighting one by one, that it looked far off like a pearl, shimmering still in its heliotis shell, still wet from the sea. So Captain Shard and his pirates saw it, at evening over the water, and thought of rumors that said that Bamasharna was the loveliest city of the coasts of the world, and that its palace was lovelier even than Bomb Misharna. But for the Queen of the South, rumor had no comparison. Then night came down and hid the silver spires, and Shard slipped on through the gathering darkness, until by midnight the piratic ship lay under the sea.
Starting point is 00:52:41 seaward battlements. And at the hour when sick men mostly die, and sentries on lonely ramparts stand to arms, exactly half an hour before dawn, shard, with two rowing boats and half his crew, with craftily muffled oars, landed below the battlements. They were through the gateway of the palace itself before the alarm was sounded, and as soon as they heard the alarm, Shard's gunners at sea opened upon the town, and before the sleepy soldiery of Bombashonar knew whether the danger was from the land or the sea, Shard had successfully captured the queen of the south. They would have looted all day that silver sea-coast city, but there appeared with dawns suspicious topsails just along the horizon. Therefore the captain with his queen went down to the shore at once and hastily re-embarked,
Starting point is 00:53:35 and sailed away with what loot they had hurriedly got, and with the captain with the captain with his queen, fewer men, for they had to fight a good deal to get back to the boat. They cursed all day the interference of those ominous ships which steadily grew near. There were six ships at first, and that night they slipped away from all but two, but all the next day those two were still in sight, and each of them had more guns than the desperate lark. All the next night, Shard dodged about the sea, but the two ships separated and one kept him in sight. And the next morning it was alone with Shard on the sea, and his archipelago was just in sight,
Starting point is 00:54:15 the secret of his life. And Shard saw he must fight, and a bad fight it was, and yet it suited Shard's purpose, for he had more merry men when the fight began than he needed for his island. And they got it over before any other ship came up, and Shard put all adverse evidence out of the way, and came that night to the islands near the Sargasso Sea. Long before it was like the survivors of the crew were peering at the sea, and when dawn came there was the island, no bigger than two ships, straining hard at its anchor with the wind and the tops of the trees.
Starting point is 00:54:54 And then they landed and dug cabins below and raised the anchor out of the deep sea, and soon they made the island what they called ship-shape. But the desperate lark they sent away, way empty under full sail to sea, where more nations than Shard suspected were watching for her, and where she was presently captured by an admiral of Spain, who, when he found none of that infamous crew on board to hang by the neck from the Ardarm grew ill through disappointment. And Shard on his island offered the Queen of the South the choicest of the old wines of Provence,
Starting point is 00:55:29 and four-doormen gave her Indian jewels looted from galleons with treasure for Madrid. and spread a table where she dined in the sun while in some cabin below he bade the least course of his mariners sing yet always she was morose and moody towards him and often at evening he was heard to say that he wished he knew more about the ways of queens so they lived for years the pirates mostly gambling and drinking below captain shard trying to please the queen of the south and she never wholly forgetting balmasharna when they needed new provisions they hoisted sails on the trees and as long as no ship came in sight they scudded before the wind with the water rippling over the beach of the island but as soon as they sighted his ship the sails came down and they became an ordinary uncharted rock they mostly moved by night sometimes they hovered off sea-coast towns as of old sometimes they boldly entered river mouths and even attached themselves for a while to the mainland whence they would plunder the neighbourhood and escape again to sea and if a ship was wrecked on their island of a night they said it was all to the good they grew very crafty in seamanship and cunning in what they did for they knew that any news of the desperate lark's old crew would bring hangmen from the interior running down to every port. And no one is known to have found them out or to have annexed their island. But a rumor arose and passed from port to port, and every place
Starting point is 00:57:04 where sailors meet together, and even survives to this day, of a dangerous uncharted rock anywhere between Plymouth and the horn, which would suddenly rise in the safest track of ships, and upon which vessels were supposed to have been wrecked, leaving, strangely enough, no evidence of their doom. There was a little speculation about it at first, till it was silenced by the chance remark of a man old with wandering. It is one of the mysteries that haunt the sea. And almost Captain Shard and the Queen of the South lived happily ever after. Though still at evening, those on watch in the trees would see their captains sit with a puzzled air, or hear him mutter now and again in a discontented way.
Starting point is 00:57:53 I wish I knew more about the ways of Queens. End of The Lute of Bama Sharna. The Book of Wonder by Lord Dunsainey. This is Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Librevox.org. Miss Cubbage and the Dragon of Romance.
Starting point is 00:58:27 This tale is told in the balconies of Belgrade. Square, and among the towers of Ponce Street, men sing in an evening in the Brompton Road. Little upon her eighteenth birthday thought Miss Cubbage of No. 12A. Prince of Wales Square, that before another year had gone its way, she would lose the sight of that unshapely oblong that was so long her home. And, had you told her further that within that year all trace of that so-called square, and of the day when her father was elected, by a thumping majority, to share in the guidance of the destinies of the empire, should utterly fade from her memory, she would merely have said in that affected voice of hers, go too. There was nothing about it in the daily press.
Starting point is 00:59:16 The policy of her father's party had no provision for it. There was no hint of it in conversation at evening parties to which Miss Cubbage went. There was nothing. to warn her at all that a loathsome dragon with golden scales that rattled as he went would have come up clean out of the prime of romance and gone by night so far as we know through Hammersmith and come to Ardle Mansion and then had turned to his left which of course brought him to Miss Cubbage's father's house. There sat Miss Cubbage at evening on her balcony quite alone, waiting for her father to be made a baronet. She was wearing walking walkie, boots, and a hat and a low-necked evening dress, for a painter was but just now painting her
Starting point is 01:00:02 portrait, and neither she nor the painter saw anything odd in this strange combination. She did not notice the roar of the dragon's golden scales, nor distinguish above the manifold lights of London the small red glare of his eyes. He suddenly lifted his head, a blaze of gold, over the balcony. He did not appear a yellow dragon then, for his glistening scales. He was reflected the beauty that London puts upon her only at evening and night. She screamed, but to no night, nor knew what night to call on, nor guessed where were the dragon's overthrowers of far romantic days, nor what mightier game they chased, or what wars they waged, perchance they were busy even then, arming for Armaged. Out of the balcony of
Starting point is 01:00:52 her father's house in Prince of Wales Square, the painted dark green balcony that grew blacker every year, the dragon lifted Miss Cubbage and spread his rattling wings, and London fell away like an old fashion, and the England fell away, and the smoke of its factories, and the round material world that goes humming round the sun vexed and pursued by time, until there appeared the eternal and ancient lands of romance, lying low by mystical seas. You had not pictured Miss cubbage stroking the golden head of one of the dragons of song, with one hand idly, while with the other she sometimes played with pearls brought up from lonely places of the sea. They filled huge heliotish shells with pearls, and laid them there beside her. They brought her emeralds
Starting point is 01:01:41 which she set to flash among the tresses of her long black hair. They brought her threaded sapphires for her cloak. All this the princes of fable did, and the elves and the gnomes of men. And partly she still lived, and partly she was one with long ago, and with those sacred tales that nurses tell, when all their children are good, and evening has come, and the fire is burning well, and the soft pat-pat of the snowflakes on the pane is like the furtive tread of fearful things in old enchanted woods. If at first she missed those dainty novelties among which she was reared, the old sufficient song of the mystical sea, singing of fairy lore at first soothed and at last consoled her.
Starting point is 01:02:27 Even she forgot those advertisements of pills that are so dear to England. Even she forgot political cant and the things that one discusses and the things that one does not. And had perforce to contend herself with seeing sailing by huge golden lading galleons with treasure for Madrid, and the merry scolling crossbones of the pirateeers, and the tiny nautilus setting out to sea, and ships of heroes trafficking in romance, or of princes seeking for enchanted aisles. It was not by chains that the dragon kept her there, but by one of the spells of old. To one to whom the facilities of the daily press had for so long been accorded, spells would have pauled, you would have said, and galleons after a time, and all things
Starting point is 01:03:17 out of date. After a time, but whether the centuries passed her or whether the years or whether no time at all, she did not know. If anything indicated the passing of time, it was the rhythm of elfin horns blowing upon the heights. If the centuries went by her, the spell that bound her gave her also perennial youth, and kept a light forever the lantern by her side, and saved from decay the marble palace facing the mystical sea.
Starting point is 01:03:47 And if no time went by her there at all, her single moment on those marvelous coasts was turned as it were to a crystal reflecting a thousand scenes. If it was all a dream, it was a dream that knew no morning and no fading away. The tide roamed on and whispered of master and of myth, while near that cap of lady, asleep in his marble tank, the golden dragon dreamed. And a little way out from the coast, all that the dragon dreamed showed faintly in the mist that lay over the sea. He never dreamed of any rescuing night. So long as he dreamed, it was twilight. But when he came up nimbly out of his tank, night fell and starlight glistened
Starting point is 01:04:29 on the dripping golden scales. There, he and his captive either defeated time, or never encountered him at all, while in the world we know raged Roncesvalls or battles yet to be. I know not to what part of the shore of romance he bore her. Perhaps she became one of those princesses of whom fables loved to tell, but let it suffice that there she lived by the sea, and kings ruled and demons ruled, and kings came again, and many cities returned to their native dust, and still she abided there,
Starting point is 01:05:04 and still her marble palace passed not away, nor the power that there was in the dragon's spell. And only once did there ever come. come to her a message from the world that of old she knew. It came in a pearly ship across the mystical sea. It was from an old school friend that she had had in Putney. Merely a note no more, in a little, neat, round hand. It said, it is not proper for you to be there alone. End of Miss Cubbage and the Dragon of Romance. The Book of Wonder by Lord Dunsainey.
Starting point is 01:05:45 This is Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Librevox.org. The Quest of the Queen's Tears Sylvia, Queen of the Woods, in her woodland palace, held court and made a mockery of her suitors. She would sing to them, she said. She would give them banquets.
Starting point is 01:06:14 She would tell them tales of legendary days. Her jugglers should caper before them. Her army salute them. Her fools crack jest with them and make whimsical quips, only she could not love them. This was not the way, they said, to treat princes in their splendor and mysterious troubadours concealing kingly names. It was not in accordance with fable. Myth had no precedent for it. She should have thrown her glove, they said, into some lion's den. She should have thrown her glove, they said, into some lion's den. she should have asked for a score of venomous heads of the serpents of like Canterra, or demanded the death of any notable dragon, or sent them all upon some deadly quest, but that she could not love them, it was unheard of, it had no parallel in the annals of romance.
Starting point is 01:07:04 And then she said that if they must needs have a quest, she would offer her hand to him who first should move her to tears, and the quest should be called, for reference in histories or song, the quest of the queen's tears, and he that achieved them she would wed, be he only a petty duke of lands unknown to romance. And many were moved to anger, for they hoped for some bloody quest. But the old Lord's Chamberlain said, as they muttered among themselves in a far dark end of the chamber, that the quest was hard and wise, for that if she could ever weep she might also love. They had known her all her childhood.
Starting point is 01:07:46 never sighed. Many men had she seen, suitors and courtiers, and had never turned her head after one went by. Her beauty was as still sunsets of bitter evenings when all the world is frore, a wonder and a chill. She was as a sun-stricken mountain uplifted alone, all beautiful with ice, a desolate and lonely radiance laid a evening far up beyond the comfortable world, not quite to be companion by the stars, the doom of the mountaineer. If she could weep, they said, she could love, they said, and she smiled pleasantly on those ardent princes and troubadours concealing kingly names. Then, one by one, they told, each suitor prince the story of his love,
Starting point is 01:08:33 with outstretched hands and kneeling on the knee, and very sorry and pitiful were the tales, so that often up in the galleries, some maid of the palace wept. And very graciously she nodded her head like a listless magnolia in the deeps of the night, moving idly to all the breezes, its glorious bloom. And when the princess had told their desperate loves and had departed away with no other spoil than of their own tears only, even then there came the unknown troubadours and told their tales in song,
Starting point is 01:09:07 concealing their gracious names. And there was one, Akronian, clothed with rags, on which was the dust of roads, and underneath the rags was war-scarred armor, whereon were dints of blows, and when he stroked his harp and sang his song, in the gallery above maidens wept, and even Old Lord's Chamberlain whimpered among themselves, and thereafter laughed through their tears, and said, it is easy to make old people weep and to bring idle tears from lazy girls,
Starting point is 01:09:41 but he will not set a weeping the queen of the woods. And graciously she nodded, and he was the last, and disconsolate went away those dukes and princes and troubadours in disguise. Yet Akronian pondered as he went away. King he was of Afama, Lul and half, Overlord of Zorro And Hilly Chang And Duke of the dukedom
Starting point is 01:10:08 Of Molang and Malash None of them unfamiliar with romance Or unknown or overlooked In the making of myth He pondered as he went in his thin disguise Now by those that do not remember Their childhood Having other things to do
Starting point is 01:10:26 Be it understood that underneath fairyland Which is, as all men know, at the edge of the world, There dwelleth the gladsome beast, a synonym he for joy. It is known how the lark in its zenith, children at play out of doors, good witches, and jolly old parents have all been compared, how aptly, with this very sane gladsome beast. Only one crab he has, if I may use slang for a moment, to make myself perfectly clear. only one drawback, and that is that in the gladness of his heart he spoils the cabbages of the old man who looks after Fairyland, and of course he eats men. It must further be understood that whoever may obtain the tears of the gladsome beast in a bowl, and become drunken upon them, may move all persons to shed tears of joy so long as he remains inspired by the potion to see.
Starting point is 01:11:29 or to make music. Now Akronian pondered in this wise, that if he could obtain the tears of the gladsome beast by means of his art, withholding him from violence by the spell of music, and if a friend should slay the gladsome beast before his weeping ceased. For an end must come to weeping, even with men, that so he might get safe away with the tears, and drink them before the queen of the woods, and move her to tears of joy. He sought out, therefore, a humble knightly man who cared not for the beauty of Sylvia, queen of the woods, but had found a woodland maiden of his own once long ago in summer. And the man's name was Arath, a subject of Akronian, a knighted arms of the spear-guard, and together they set out through the fields of fable until they came to fairyland, a kingdom sunning
Starting point is 01:12:23 itself, as all men know, for leagues along the edges of the world. And by a strain of the old pathway, they came to the land they sought. Through a wind blowing up the pathway, sheer from space with a kind of metallic taste from the roving stars. Even so, they came to the windy house of Thatch where dwells the old man who looks after Fairyland, sitting by parlor windows that look away from the world. He made them welcome in his starward parlor, telling them tales of space, and when they named to him their perilous quest, he said it would be a charity to kill the glancing beast, for he was clearly one of these that liked not its happy ways. And then he took them out through his back door, for the front door had no pathway, nor even a step.
Starting point is 01:13:13 From it the old man used to empty his slops, sheer on to the southern cross. And so they came to the garden wherein his cabbages were, and those flowers that only blow, in Fairyland, turning their faces always towards the comet, and he pointed them out the way to the place he called underneath, where the gladsome beast had his layer. Then they maneuvered. Akronian was to go by the way of the steps, with his harp and an agate bowl, while Arath went round by a crag on the other side. Then the old man who looks after Fairyland went back to his windy house, muttering angrily as he passed his cabbages, for he did not love the ways of the gladsome beast, and the two friends parted on their separate ways.
Starting point is 01:14:02 Nothing perceived them, but that ominous crow glutted overlong already upon the flesh of man. The wind blew bleak from the stars. At first there was dangerous climbing, and then Akronian gained the smooth broad steps that led from the edge to the layer, and at that moment, heard at the top of the steps the continuous chuckles of the gladsome beast. He feared then that its mirth might be insuperable, not to be saddened by the most grievous song. Nevertheless, he did not turn back then, but softly climbed the stairs, and, placing the agate bowl upon a step, struck up the chaunt called Doleris.
Starting point is 01:14:46 It told of desolate, regretted things befallen happy cities long since in the prime of the world. It told of how the gods and beasts and men had long ago loved beautiful companions and long ago in vain. It told of the golden host of happy hopes, but not of their achieving. It told how love scorned death, but told of death's laughter. The contended chuckles of the gladsome beasts suddenly ceased in his lair. He rose and shook himself. He was still unhappy. Akronian still saying on the chant called Dolores. The gladsome beast came warmfully up to him. Akronian ceased not for the sake of his panic, but still sang on. He sang of the malignity of time. Two tears welled large in the eyes of the gladsome beast. Akronian moved the agate ball to a suitable spot with his foot. He sang of autumn
Starting point is 01:15:45 and of passing away. Then the beast wept as the frore hills weep in the thaw, and the tears splashed big into the agate bull. Akronian desperately chanted on. He told of the glad unnoticed things men see and do not see again. Of sunlight beheld unheeded on faces now withered away. The ball was full. Akronian was desperate. The beast was so close.
Starting point is 01:16:12 Once he thought that its mouth was watering, but it was only the tears that had run on the lips of the beast. He felt as a morsel. the beast was ceasing to weep. He sang of worlds that had disappointed the gods, and all of a sudden crash, and the staunch spear of Arath went home behind the shoulder, and the tears and the joyful ways of the gladsome beasts were ended,
Starting point is 01:16:38 and over forever. And carefully they carried the bowl of tears away, leaving the body of the gladsome beast as a change of diet for the ominous crow, and going by the windy house of Thatch, they said farewell to the old man who looks after fairyland, who, when he heard of the deed, rubbed his hands together and mumbled again and again, and a very good thing too, my cabbages, my cabbages. And not long after, Akronian sang again in the sylvan palace of the queen of the woods, having first drunk all the tears in his agate bowl.
Starting point is 01:17:16 And it was a gala night, and all the court were there, and ambassadors from the land, of legend and myth, and even some from terra-cognita, and Akronian sang as he never sang before, and will not sing again. Oh, but dolorous, dolorous are all the ways of man, few and fierce are his days, and the end trouble, and vain, vain his endeavor. And woman, who shall tell of it, her doom is written with man's, by listless, careless gods with their faces to other spears. Some went thus he began, and then inspiration seized him, and all the trouble and the beauty of his song may not be set down by me.
Starting point is 01:18:03 There was much of gladness in it, and all mingled with grief. It was like the way of man. It was like our destiny. Sobs arose at his song, sighs came back long echoes. Seneschals, soldiers sobbed, and a clear cry made the maidens. Like rain, the tears came down from gallery to gallery. All around the queen of the woods was a storm of sobbing and sorrow.
Starting point is 01:18:30 But no, she would not weep. End of the quest of the queen's tears. The Book of Wonder by Lord Dunsaney. This is Librevox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Liebervox.org. The Horde of the Ghiblins.
Starting point is 01:19:02 The Giblins eat, as is well known, nothing less good than man. Their evil tower is joined to Terracognita to the lands we know by a bridge. Their horde is beyond reason. Averis has no use for it. They have a separate cellar for emeralds and a separate cellar for sapphires.
Starting point is 01:19:21 They have filled a hole with gold and dig it up when they need it. And the only use that is known for their ridiculous wealth is to attract to their larder a continual supply of food. In times of famine they have even been known to scatter rubies abroad, a little trail of them to some city of man, and sure enough, their larders would soon be full again. Their tower stands on the other side of that river known to Homer. Houlouse Oce Oceoio, as he called it, which surrounds the world. And where the river is narrow and fordable, the tower was built by the Gibilins' gluttonous sires,
Starting point is 01:20:01 where they like to see burglars rowing easily to their steps. Some nourishment that common soil has not, the huge trees drained there with their colossal roots from both banks of the river. There the Gibilins lived and discreditably fed. Aldrich, Knight of the Order of the City and the Assault, hereditary guardian of the King's Peace of Mine, mind, a man not unremembered among makers of myth, pondered so long upon the Giblins' horde that by now he deemed it his. Alas, that I should say of so perilous adventure, undertaken at dead of night by a valorous man, that its motive was sheer avarice.
Starting point is 01:20:44 Yet upon avarice only the Ghiblins relied to keep their larders full, and once in every hundred years sent spies into the cities of men to see how avarice did, and all, always the spies returned again to the tower saying that all was well. It may be thought that, as the years went on and men came by fearful ends on that tower's wall, fewer and fewer would come to the giblens' table, but the giblins found otherwise. Not in the folly and frivolity of his youth did Aldrey come to the tower, but he studied carefully for several years the manner in which burglars met their doom when they went in search of the treasure that he considered his. in every case they had entered by the door.
Starting point is 01:21:30 He consulted those who gave advice on this quest. He noted every detail and cheerfully paid their fees and determined to do nothing that they advised for what were their clients now, no more than examples of the savory art and mere half-forgotten memories of a meal, and many perhaps no longer even that. These were the requisites for the quest
Starting point is 01:21:53 that these men used to advise, a horse a boat male armor and at least three men at arms some said blow the horn at the tower door others said do not touch it alderick thus decided he would take no horse down to the river's edge he would not row along it in a boat and he would go alone and by way of the forest unpassable how pass you may say the unpassable this was his plan there was a dragon he knew of who if peasants prayers are heated, deserved to die. Not alone because of the number of maidens he cruelly slew, but because he was bad for the crops, he ravaged the very land, and was the bane of a dukedom. Now Alderick determined to go up against him, so he took horse and spear, and pricked till he met the dragon, and the dragon came out against him, breathing bitter smoke, and to him, Alderick shouted, Hath foul dragon ever slain true knight. And well the dragon knew that this had never been,
Starting point is 01:22:59 and he hung his head and was silent, for he was glutted with blood. Then, said the knight, if thou wouldst ever taste maiden's blood again, thou shalt be my trusty steed, and if not, by this spear thou shalt befall thee, all that the troubadours tell of the dooms of thy breed. And the dragon did not open his ravening mouth, nor rush upon the night, breathing out fire. For well he knew the fate of those that did these things, but he consented to the terms imposed, and swore to the knight to become his trusty steed. It was on a saddle upon this dragon's back that Aldrich afterwards sailed above the unpassable forest, even above the tops of those measureless trees, children of wonder.
Starting point is 01:23:47 but first he pondered that subtle plan of his which was more profound than merely to avoid all that had been done before and he commanded a blacksmith and the blacksmith made him a pickaxe now there was great rejoicing at the rumor of alderick's quest for all folk knew that he was a cautious man and they deemed that he would succeed and enrich the world and they rubbed their hands in the cities at the thought of largesse and there was joy of And there was joy among all men in Alderick's country, except perchance among the lenders of money, who feared they would soon be paid. And there was rejoicing also because men hoped that when the gibblins were robbed of their horde, they would shatter their high-built bridge, and break the golden chains that bound them to the world, and drift back, they in their tower, to the moon, from which they had come, and to which they rightly belonged. there was little love for the Gibilins, though all men envied their horde.
Starting point is 01:24:49 So they all cheered that day when he mounted his dragon, as though he was already a conqueror, and would please them more than the good that they hoped he would do to the world, was that he scattered gold as he rode away, for he would not need it, he said, if he found the Gibblins' horde, and he would not need it more if he smoked on the Gibblins' table. When they heard that he had rejected the advice of those that gave it, some said that the night was mad, and others said he was greater than those what gave the advice, but none appreciated
Starting point is 01:25:24 the worth of his plan. He reasoned, thus, for centuries men had been well advised, and had gone by the cleverest way, while the giblins came to expect them to come by boat, and to look for them at the door whenever their larder was empty. Even as a man looketh for a snubis'teth for a snoblin, in a marsh but how said aldrich if a snipe should sit in the top of a tree and would men find him there assuredly never so alderick decided to swim the river and not to go by the door but to pick his way into the tower through the stone moreover it was in his mind to work below the level of the ocean the river as homer knew that girdles the world so that as soon as he made a hole in the wall the water should pour in confounding the gibilins and flooding the cellars, rumoured to be twenty feet in depth, and therein he would dive for emeralds as a diver dives for pearls. And on the day that I tell of, he galloped away from his home, scattering largesse of gold,
Starting point is 01:26:28 as I have said, and passed through many kingdoms, the dragon snapping at maidens as he went, but being unable to eat them because of the bit in his mouth, and earning no gentler reward than a spur thrust, where he was softest. And so they came to the swart arboreal precipice of the unpassable forest. The dragon rose at it with a rattle of wings. Many a farmer near the edge of the worlds saw him up there where yet the twilight lingered,
Starting point is 01:26:57 a faint black wavering line, and mistaking him for a row of geese going inland from the ocean, went into their houses cheerily, rubbing their hands, and saying that winter was coming, and that we should soon have snow. Soon, even there the twilight faded away, and when they descended at the edge of the world, it was night and the moon was shining. Ocean, the ancient river, narrow and shallow there, flowed by and made no murmur. Whether the gibblins banqueted, or whether they watched by the door, they also made no murmur. And Aldrich dismounted and took his armor off, and saying one prayer to his lady, swam with his pickaxe,
Starting point is 01:27:41 He did not part from his sword, for fear that he meet with a gibbon. Landed the other side, he began to work at once, and all went well with him. Nothing put out its head from any window, and all were lighted so that nothing within could see him in the dark. The blows of his pickaxe were dulled in the deep walls. All night he worked. No sound came to molest him, and had dawned the last rocks whirved and tumbled inwards, and the river poured in after. Then Aldrich took a stone
Starting point is 01:28:14 and went to the bottom step and hurled the stone at the door. He heard the echoes roll into the tower, then he ran back and dived through the hole in the wall. He was in the emerald cellar. There was no light in the lofty vault above him, but, diving through twenty feet of water, he felt the floor all rough with emeralds
Starting point is 01:28:35 and opened coffers full of them. By a faint ray of the moon, He saw that the water was green with them, and easily filling a satchel, he rose again to the surface. And there were the gibblins way steep in the water with torches in their hands. And without saying a word or even smiling, they neatly hanged him on the outer wall, and the tale is one of those that have not a happy ending. End of The Horde of the Gibilins. The Book of Wonder by Lord Dunsani.
Starting point is 01:29:14 This is Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Libravox.org. How Nooth would have practiced his art upon the Nol's. Despite the advertisements of rival firms, it is probable that every tradesman knows that nobody in business at the present time has a position equal to that of Mr. Neuth. To those outside the magic circle of business, his name is scarcely known.
Starting point is 01:29:49 He does not need to advertise. He is consummate. He is superior even to modern competition, and, whatever claims they boast, his rivals know it. His terms are moderate, so much cashed down when the goods are delivered, so much in blackmail afterwards. He consults your convenience. His skill may be counted upon. I have seen a shadow on a windy night move more noisly than newth, for newth is a burglar by trade. Men have been known to stay in country houses and to send a dealer afterwards to bargain for a piece of tapestry that they saw there, some article of furniture, some picture. This is bad taste. But those whose culture is more elegant invariably send newth a night or two after their visit,
Starting point is 01:30:39 he has a way with tapestry. You would scarcely notice that the edges had been cut. And often when I see some huge new house full of old furniture and portraits from other ages, I say to myself, these mouldering chairs, these full-length ancestors, and carved mahogany, are the produce of the incomparable nooth. It may be urged against my use of the word incomparable, that in the burglary business the name of Slith stands paramount and alone. And of this I am not ignorant. But Slith is a classic,
Starting point is 01:31:13 and lived long ago, and knew nothing at all of modern competition, besides which, the surprising nature of his doom has possibly cast a glamour upon Slith that exaggerates in our eyes his undoubted merits. It must not be thought that I am a friend of Nuths, on the contrary, such politics as I have are on the side of property, and he needs no words for me, for his position is almost unique in trade, being among the every few that do not need to advertise. At the time that my story begins, Nooth lived in a roomy house in Belgrave Square. In his inimitable way, he had made friends with the caretaker. The place suited Newth, and, whenever anyone came to inspect it before purchase, the caretaker used to praise the house in the words that Newth had suggested. If it wasn't for the
Starting point is 01:32:08 drains, she would say. It's the finest house in London. And when they pounced on this remark and asked questions about the drains, she would answer them that the drains also were good, but not so good as the house. They did not see Newth when they went over the rooms, but Newth was there. Here in a neat black dress on one spring morning came an old woman whose bonnet was lined with red, asking for Mr. Neuth. and with her came her large and awkward son. Miss Agens, the caretaker, glanced up the street, and then she let them in, and left them to wait in the drawing-room
Starting point is 01:32:46 amongst furniture all mysterious with sheets. For a long while they waited, and then there was a smell of piped tobacco, and there was Nooth standing quite close to them. "'Lord,' said the old woman whose bonnet was lined with red, "'you did make me start.' And then she saw by his, eyes that that was not the way to speak to Mr. Nuth. And at last, Nuth spoke, and very nervously
Starting point is 01:33:13 the old woman explained that her son was a likely lad, and had been in business already, but wanted to better himself, and she wanted Mr. Nuth to teach him a livelihood. First of all, Nuth wanted to see a business reference, and when he was shown one from a jeweler with whom he happened to be hand and glove, the upshot of it was that he agreed to take young Tonker, for this was the surname of the likely lad, and to make him his apprentice. And the old woman whose bonnet was lined with red went back to her little cottage in the country, and every evening said to her old man, Tonker, we must fasten the shutters of a night-time, for Tommy's a burglar now. The details of the likely lad's apprenticeship I do not
Starting point is 01:33:59 propose to give, for those that are in the business know those details already, and those that are in other businesses care only for their own, while men of leisure who have no trade at all would fail to appreciate the gradual degrees by which Tommy Tonker came first to cross bare boards covered with little obstacles in the dark without making any sound, and then to go silently up creaky stairs, and then to open doors and glassly to climb. Let it suffice that the business prospered greatly, while glowing reports of Tommy Tonker's progress were sent to. from time to time to the old woman whose bonnet was lined with red in the laborious handwriting of Newth. Newth had given up lessons in writing very early, for he seemed to have
Starting point is 01:34:46 some prejudice against forgery, and therefore considered riding a waste of time. And then there came the transaction with Lord Castle Norman at his Surrey residence. Newth selected a Saturday night, for a chance that Saturday was observed as Sabbath in the family of Lord Castle Norman. and by eleven o'clock the whole house was quiet. Five minutes before midnight, Tommy Tonker, instructed by Mr. Neuth, who waited outside, came away with one pocketful of rings and shirt studs. It was quite a light pocketful, but the jewelers in Paris could not match it without sending specially to Africa so that Lord Castle Norman had to borrow bone shirt studs. Not even rumor whispered the name of Nooth. Were I a few,
Starting point is 01:35:35 to say that this turned his head, there are those to whom the assertion would give pain, for his associates hold that his astute judgment was unaffected by circumstance. I will say, therefore, that it spurred his genius to plan what no burglar had ever planned before. It was nothing less than to burgle the house of the knolls, and this that abstemious man unfolded to Tonker over a cup of tea. Had Tonker not been nearly insane with pride over their recent transaction, and had he not been blinded by a veneration for Nooth, he would have, but I cry over spilt milk. He expostulated respectfully, he said he would rather not go, he said it was not fair, he allowed himself to argue, and in the end, one windy October morning, with a menace in the air,
Starting point is 01:36:28 found him and Newth drawing near to the dreadful wood. Nuth, by weighing little emeralds against pieces of common rock, had ascertained the probable weight of those house ornaments that the Noles are believed to possess in the narrow, lofty house wherein they have dwelt from of old. They decided to steal two emeralds and to carry them between them on a cloak, but if they should be too heavy, one must be dropped at once. Newth warned young Tonker against greed, and explained that the emeralds were worth less than cheese until they were safe away from the dreadful wood. Everything had been planned, and they walked now in silence. No track led up to the sinister gloom of the trees, either of men or cattle.
Starting point is 01:37:14 Not even a poacher had been there snaring elves for over a hundred years. You did not trespass twice in the dells of the knolls, and apart from the thick, things that were done there. The trees themselves were a warning, and did not wear the wholesome look of those that we plant ourselves. The nearest village was some miles away, with the backs of all its houses turned to the wood, and without one window at all facing in that direction. They did not speak of it there, and elsewhere it is unheard of. Into this wood stepped Newth and Tommy Tonker. They had no firearms. Tonker had asked for a pistol, but Nuth replied that the sound of a shot would bring everything down on us, and no more was said about it. Into the wood they went all day, deeper and deeper. They
Starting point is 01:38:07 saw the skeleton of some early Georgian poacher nailed to a door and an oak tree. Sometimes they saw a fairy scuttle away from them. Once, Tonker stepped heavily on a hard, dry stick, after which they both lay still for twenty minutes. And the sunset flared, full of omens, through the tree trunks, and night fell. And they came by fitful starlight, as Newth had foreseen, to that lean high house where the knolls so secretly dwelt. All was so silent by that unvalued house that the faded courage of Tonker flickered up, but to Newth's experienced sense it seemed too silent, and all the while there was that look in the sky that was worse than a spoken doom, so that Newth, as is often the case when men are in doubt, had leisure to fear the worst. Nevertheless, he did not abandon the
Starting point is 01:39:01 business, but sent the likely lad with the instruments of his trade by means of the latter to the old green casement. And the moment that Tonker touched the withered boards, the silence that, though ominous, was earthly, became unearthly like the touch of the touch of. a ghoul. And Tonker heard his breath offending against that silence, and his heart was like mad drums in a night attack. And a string of one of his sandals went tap on a rung of a ladder, and the leaves of the forest were mute, and the breeze of the night was still. And Tonker prayed that a mouse or a mole might make any noise at all, but not a creature stirred. Even Newth was still. And then and there, while yet he was undiscovered,
Starting point is 01:39:48 the likely lad made up his mind, as he should have done long before, to leave those colossal emeralds where they were, and have nothing further to do with the lean high house of the knolls, but to quit this sinister wood in the nick of time, and retire from business at once, and buy a place in the country. Then he descended softly and beckoned to Nuth, but the Noles had watched him through knavish holes that they bore in trunks of the trees, and the unearthly sly sly, silence gave way, as it were with the grace, to the rapid screams of Tonker, as they picked him up from behind, screams that came faster and faster until they were incoherent. And where they took
Starting point is 01:40:31 him, it is not good to ask, and what they did with him I shall not say. Newth looked on for a while from the corner of the house with a mild surprise on his face as he rubbed his chin, for the trick of the holes in the trees was new to him. Then he stole nimbly. wimbly away through the dreadful wood. And did they catch newth, you ask me gentle reader? Oh no, my child, for such a question is childish. Nobody ever catches Newth. End of how Newth would have practiced his art upon the knolls.
Starting point is 01:41:13 The Book of Wonder by Lord Dunsaney. This is Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Librevox.org. How one came, as was foretold, to the city of never. The child that played about the terraces and gardens in sight of the Surrey Hills, never knew that it was he that should come to the ultimate city, never knew that he should see the underpits, the barbecans and the holy minarets of the mightyest city known.
Starting point is 01:41:53 I think of him now as a child with a little red water. can, going about the gardens on a summer's day that lit the warm South country. His imagination delighted with all tales of quite little adventures, and all the while there was reserved for him that feat at which men wonder. Looking in other directions away from the Surrey Hills, through all his infancy, he saw that precipice that, wall above wall and mountain above mountain, stands at the edge of the world, and in perpetual twilight, alone with the moon and the sun, holds up the inconceivable city of never. To tread its streets he was destined, prophecy knew it.
Starting point is 01:42:38 He had the magic halter, and a worn old rope it was, an old wayfaring woman had given it to him. It had the power to hold any animal whose race had never known captivity, such as the unicorn, the hippogriff, Pegasus, Dragons, and Wyverns, but with a lion, giraffe, camel, or horse it was useless. How often have we seen that city of never, that marvel of the nations? Not when it is night in the world, and we can see no further than the stars, not when the sun is shining where we dwell dazzling our eyes. But when the sun has set on some stormy days, all at once repentant at even, and those glittering cliffs reveal themselves which we almost take to be clouds, and it is twilight
Starting point is 01:43:28 with us as it is forever with them. Then on their gleaming summits we see those golden domes that overpere the edges of the world, and seem to dance with dignity and calm in that gentle light of evening that is wonder's native haunt. Then does the city of never, unvisited and afar, look long at her sister the world. It had been prophesied that he should come there. They knew it when the pebbles were being made, and before the aisles of coral were given unto the sea, and thus the prophecy came unto fulfillment and passed into history,
Starting point is 01:44:05 and so at length to oblivion, out of which I drag it as it goes floating by, into which I shall one day tumble. The hippogriffs dance before dawn in the upper air, long before sunrise flashes upon our lawns, They go to glitter in light that has not yet come to the world. And as the dawn works up from the ragged hills, and the stars feel it, they go slanting earthwards, till sunlight touches the tops of the tallest trees, and the hippogriffs alight
Starting point is 01:44:35 with a rattle of quills and fold their wings and gallop and gamble away, till they come to some prosperous, wealthy, detestable town, and they leap at once from the fields and soar away from the side of it, pursued by the horrible smoke of it, until they come again to the pier blue air. He whom prophecy had named from of old to come to the city of never, went down one midnight with his magic halter, to a lakeside where the hippogriffs alighted at dawn, for the turf was soft there, and they could gallop far before they came to a town, and there he waded hidden near their hoofmarks. And the stars paled a little and grew indistinct, but there was no other sign as yet of the dawn.
Starting point is 01:45:21 When there appeared far up in the deeps of the night, two little saffron specks, then four and five, it was the hippogriffs dancing and twirling around in the sun. Another flock joined them. There were twelve of them now. They danced there, flashing their colors back to the sun. They descended in wide curves slowly, trees down on earth revealed against the sky, jet black each delicate twig.
Starting point is 01:45:47 A star disappeared from a cluster, now another, and dawn came on like music, like a new song. Ducks shot by to the lake from still dark fields of corn, far voices uttered. A color grew upon water, and still the hippogriffs gloried in the light, reveling up in the sky. But when pigeons stirred on the board, branches, and the first small bird was abroad, and little coots from the rushes ventured to peer about, then there came down on a sudden with a thunder of feathers the hippogriffs, and as they landed from their celestial heights, all bathed with the day's first sunlight, the man whose destiny it was, as from a vogue to come to the city of never, sprang up and caught the last with the magic halter.
Starting point is 01:46:37 It plunged, but could not escape it. for the hippogriffs are of the uncaptured races, and magic has power over the magical, so the man mounted it, and it soared again for the heights once it had come, as a wounded beast goes home. But when they came to the heights, that venturous rider saw huge and fair to the left of him, the destined city of never, and he beheld the towers of Lel and Lek, near it and Akathuma, and the cliffs of Tolanarba, a glistening in the twilight like an alabaster statue of the evening. Towards them he wrenched the halter, towards Tolanarba and the underpits.
Starting point is 01:47:21 The wings of the hippogriff roared as the halter turned him. Of the underpits who shall tell, their mystery is secret. It is held by some that they are the sources of night, and that darkness pours from them at evening upon the world, while others hint that knowledge of these might undo our civilization. There watched him ceaselessly from the underpits, those eyes whose duty it is. From further within and deeper, the bats what dwell there arose when they saw the surprise in the eyes. The sentinels on the bulwarks beheld that stream of bats and lifted up their spears as it were for war.
Starting point is 01:48:04 Nevertheless, when they perceived that that war for which they watched was not now come upon them, they lowered their spears and suffered him to enter, and he passed whirring through the earthward gateway. Even so he came, as foretold, to the city of Never, perched upon Toledanarba, and saw late twilight on those pinnacles that know no other light. All the domes were of copper, but the spires on their summits were gold. Little steps of onyx ran all this way and that. With cobbled agates were its streets a glory. Through small square panes of rose quartz the citizens looked from their houses.
Starting point is 01:48:50 To them, as they looked abroad, the world far off seemed happy. Clad though that city was, in one robe always, in twilight, yet was its beauty worthy of even so lovely a wonder city and twilight were both peerless but for each other built of a stone unknown in the world we tread were its bastions quarried we know not where but called by the gnomes abics it so flashed back to the twilight its glories color for color that none can say of them where their boundary is and which the internal twilight and which the city of it is never. They are the twin-born children, the fairest daughters of wonder. Time had been there, but not to the domes that were made of copper, the rest he had left untouched, even he, the destroyer of cities, by what bribe I know not averted.
Starting point is 01:49:51 Nevertheless, they often wept in never for change and passing away, mourning catastrophes in other worlds, and they built temples sometimes. to ruin stars that had fallen flaming down from the Milky Way, giving them worship still, when by us long since forgotten. Other temples they have, who knows to what divinities. And he that was destined alone of men to come to the city of never, was well content to behold it, as he trotted down its agate street, with the wings of his hippogriff furled. Seeing at either side of him, marvel on marvel, of which even China is ignorant.
Starting point is 01:50:33 Then, as he neared the city's further rampart by which no inhabitant stirred, and looked in a direction to which no house is faced with any rose-pink windows, he suddenly saw far off, dwarfing the mountains, an even greater city. Whether that city was built upon the twilight, or whether it rose from the coasts of some other world he didn't. not know. He saw it dominate the city of Never and strove to reach it. But at this unmeasured home of unknown colossi, the hippogriff shied frantically, and neither the magic halter, nor anything that he did, could make the monster face it. At last, from the city of Never's lonely outskirts, where no
Starting point is 01:51:19 inhabitants walked, the rider turned slowly earthward. He knew now why all the windows faced this way, The denizens of the twilight gazed at the world, and not at a greater than them. Then, from the last step of the earthward stairway, like lead, past the underpits and down the glittering face of Tolda Narba, down from the overshadowed glories of the gold-tipped city of never, and out of perpetual twilight, swooped the man on his winged monster. The wind, that slept at the time, leaped up like a dog at their onrush, He uttered a cry and ran past them. Down on the world it was morning.
Starting point is 01:52:02 Night was roaming away with his cloak trail behind him. With mist turned over and over as he went. The orb was gray but it glittered. Lights blinked surprisingly in early windows. Fourth over wet, dim fields went cows from their houses. Even in this hour touched the fields again the feet of the hippogriff, And the moment that the man dismounted and took off his magic halter, the hippogriff flew slanting away with a whir, going back to some airy dancing place of his people. And he, that surmounted glittering Tolanarba and came alone of men to the city of never, has his name and his fame among nations.
Starting point is 01:52:49 But he and the people of that twilight city well know two things unguessed by other men. They, that there is another city fairer than theirs, and he, a deed unaccomplished. End of How One Came As Was Foretold to the City of Never. The Book of Wonder by Lord Dunsani. This is Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Librevox.org. coronation of Mr. Thomas Shapp. It was the occupation of Mr. Thomas Shapp to persuade customers
Starting point is 01:53:39 that the goods were genuine and of an excellent quality, and that as regards to the price their unspoken will was consulted. And in order to carry on this occupation, he went by train very early every morning, some few miles near to the city from the suburb in which he slept. This was the use to which he put his life. moment when he first perceived, not as one reads a thing in a book, but as truths are revealed to one's instinct, the very beastliness of his occupation and of the house that he slept in, its shape, make and pretensions, and even the clothes that he wore. From that moment he withdrew his dreams from it, his fancies, his ambitions. Everything, in fact, except that ponderable
Starting point is 01:54:27 Mr. Shapp that dressed in a frock coat, bought tickets and tantal. money and could in turn be handled by the statistician. The priests share in Mr. Shapp, the share of the poet, never caught the early train to the city at all. He used to take little flights of fancy at first, dwelt all day in his dreamy way on fields and rivers lying in the sunlight where it strikes the world more brilliantly further south, and then he began to imagine butterflies there. After that, silken people and the temples they built, to their gods. They noticed that he was silent, and even absent at times, but they found no fault with his behavior
Starting point is 01:55:10 with customers, to whom he remained as plausible as of old. So he dreamed for a year, and his fancy gained strength as he dreamed. He still read half-penny papers in the train, still discussed the passing days a femurable topic, still voted at elections, though he no longer did these things with the whole shop, His soul was no longer in them. He had had a pleasant year. His imagination was all new to him still, and it had often discovered beautiful things away where it went,
Starting point is 01:55:44 southeast at the edge of the twilight, and he had had a matter of fact and logical mind, so that he often said, Why should I pay my two-pence at the electric theater when I can see all sorts of things quite easily without? Whatever he did was logical before end, anything else, and those that knew him always spoke of Shapp as a sound, sane, level-headed man. On far the most important day of his life, he went as usual to town by the early train to sell
Starting point is 01:56:15 plausible articles to customers, while the spiritual Shap roamed off to fanciful lands. As he walked from the station, dreamy but wide awake, it suddenly struck him that the real chap was not the one walking to business in black and ugly clothes. But he who roamed along in jungle's edge near the ramparts of an old and eastern city that rose up sheer from the sand, and against which the desert lap with one eternal wave. He used to fancy the name of that city was Larcar. After all, the fancy is as real as the body, he said with perfect logic. It was a dangerous theory.
Starting point is 01:56:58 For that other life that he led, he realized, as in business, the importance and value of method. He did not let his fancy roam too far until it perfectly knew its first surroundings. Particularly, he avoided the jungle. He was not afraid to meet a tiger there. After all, it was not real. But stranger things might crouch there. Slowly he built up Larkar, rampart by rampart, towers for archers, gateway of brass, and all. And then one day he argued, and quite rightly, that all the silk-clad people in its streets,
Starting point is 01:57:34 their camels, their wares that come from Uncustan, the city itself were all the things of his will, and then he made himself king. He smiled after that when people did not raise their hats to him in the street, as he walked from the station to business, but he was sufficiently practical to recognize that it was better not to talk of this to those that only knew him as Mr. Shapp. Now that he was king in the city of Larkar, and in all the desert that lay to the east and north, he sent his fancy to wander further afield.
Starting point is 01:58:10 He took the regiments of his camel guard, and when jingling out of Larkar, with little silver bells under the camel's chins, and came to other cities far off on the yellow sand, with clear white walls and towers, uplifting themselves in the sun. Through their gates he passed with his three silken regiments, the light blue regiment of the camel guards being upon his right, and the green regiment riding at his left, the lilac regiment going on before. When he had gone through the streets of any city and observed the ways of its people, and had seen the way that the sunlight struck its towers, he would proclaim himself king there, and then ride on in fancy.
Starting point is 01:58:53 so he passed from city to city and from land to land. Clear-sighted though Mr. Shapp was, I think he overlooked the lust of aggrandizement to which kings have so often been victims. And so it was that when the first few cities had opened their gleaming gates, and he saw peoples prostrate before his camel, and spearmen cheering along countless balconies, and priests come out to do him reverence, He that had never had even the lowliest authority in the familiar world became unwisely and satiate.
Starting point is 01:59:29 He let his fancy ride at inordinate speed. He forsook method. Scarce was he king of a land, but he yearned to extend his borders. So he journeyed deeper and deeper into the wholly unknown. The concentration that he gave to this inordinate progress through countries of which history is ignorant, and cities so fantastic in their bulwarks that, though their inhabitants were human, yet the foe that they feared seemed something less or more. The amazement with which he beheld gates and towers unknown even to art, and furtive people thronging intricate ways to acclaim him as their sovereign, all these things began to affect his capacity for business. He knew as well as any that his fancy could not rule these beautiful lands, unless that other chap however unimportant were well sheltered and fed and shelter and food meant money and money business his was more like the mistake of some gambler with cunning schemes who overlooks human greed
Starting point is 02:00:36 one day his fancy riding in the morning came to a city gorgeous as the sunrise in whose opalescent wall were gates of gold so huge that a river poured between the bars Floating in, when the gates were opened, large galleons under sail. Thence there came dancing out, accompanied with instruments, and made a melody all around the wall. That morning, Mr. Shapp, the bodily Shap, in London, forgot the train to town. Until a year ago he had never imagined at all, it is not to be wondered at that all these things now newly seen by his fancy should play tricks at first with the memory of even so sane a man.
Starting point is 02:01:22 He gave up reading the papers altogether. He lost all interest in politics. He cared less and less for things that were going on around him. This unfortunate missing of the morning train even occurred again, and the firm spoke to him severely about it. But he had his consolation. Wernat Arathryion and Argun Zirith, and all the level coast of Oura, his?
Starting point is 02:01:50 And even as the firm found fault with him, his fancy watched the yaks on weary journeys, slow specks against the snowfields, bringing tribute, and saw the green eyes of the mountain man who had looked at him strangely in the city of Nith, when he had entered it by the desert door. Yet his logic did not forsake him. He knew well that his strange subjects did not exist,
Starting point is 02:02:15 but he was prouder of having created them with his brain than merely of ruling them only. Thus in his pride he felt himself something more great than a king. He did not dare to think what. He went into the temple of the city of Zora and stood some time there alone. All the priests kneeled to him when he came away. He cared less and less for the things we care about, for the affairs of Shapp, the businessman in London. began to despise the man with a royal contempt. One day when he sat in Saula, the city of the
Starting point is 02:02:52 Thul's, throned on one amethyst, he decided, and it was proclaimed on the moment by silver trumpets all along the land, that he would be crowned as king over all the lands of wonder. By that old temple where the Tholes worshipped year in, year out, for over a thousand years, They pitched pavilions in the open air. The trees that blew there threw out radiant scents unknown in any countries that know the map. The stars blazed fiercely for that famous occasion. A fountain hurled up, clattering ceaselessly into the air, armfuls on armfuls of diamonds. A deep hush waited for the golden trumpets.
Starting point is 02:03:34 The holy coronation night was come. At the top of those old worn steps, going down we know not wither, stood the king in the emerald and amethyst cloak, the ancient garb of the Thulls. Beside him lay that sphinx that for the last few weeks had advised him in his affairs. Slowly, with music when the trumpets sounded, came up towards him from we know not where, 120 archbishops, 20 angels and two archangels, with that terrific crown, the diadem of the Thalls. They knew as they came up to him that promotion of the Thulls, awaited them all because of this night's work. Silent, majestic, the king awaited them.
Starting point is 02:04:18 The doctors downstairs were sitting over their supper. The warders softly slipped from room to room, and when in that cozy dormitory of Hanwell, they saw the king, still standing erect and royal, his face resolute, they came up to him and addressed him. Go to bed, they said, pretty bed. So he lay down, and soon was. fast asleep, the great day was over. End of the coronation of Mr. Thomas Shapp. The Book of Wonder by Lord Dunsainey. This is Libravox recording.
Starting point is 02:05:02 All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Librevox.org. Chubba and Shemish. It was the custom on Tuesdays. in the temple of Chabha, for the priest to enter at evening and chant, there is none but Chabha. And all the people rejoiced and cried out, there is none but Chabah. And honey was offered to Chabah, and maize and fat. Thus was he magnified. Chabah was an idol of some antiquity, as may be seen from the color of the wood. He had been
Starting point is 02:05:41 carved out of mahogany, and after he was carved he had been polished. Then they had set him up, on the dioride pedestal with the brazier in front of it for burning spices and the flat gold plates for fat. Thus they worshiped Chabah. He must have been there for over a hundred years when one day the priest came in with another idol into the temple of Chubah and set it up on a pedestal near Chabas and saying there is also Shemish. And all the people rejoiced and cried out there is also Shemish. Shemish was palpably a modern idol, and although the wood was stained with a dark red dye, you could see that he had only just been carved, and honey was offered to Shemish as well as Chabah, and also maize and fat. The fury of Chabba knew no time limit. He was furious all that night,
Starting point is 02:06:37 and next day he was furious still. The situation called for immediate miracles. To devastate the city with the pestilence and kill all his priests was scarcely within his power. Therefore he wisely concentrated such divine powers as he had in commanding a little earthquake. Thus, thought Chabha, will I reassert myself as the only God, and men shall spit upon Shemish? Chabah willed it and willed it, and still no earthquake came, when suddenly he was aware that the hated Shemish was daring to attempt a miracle too. He ceased to busy himself about the earthquake and listened, or shall I say felt, for what Shemish was thinking, for gods are aware of what passes in the mind by a sense that is other than any of R-5. Sheemish was trying to make an earthquake too. The new God's motive was probably to assert
Starting point is 02:07:35 himself. I doubt if Chabba understood or cared for his motive. It was sufficient for an idol already aflame with jealousy that his detestable rival was on the verge of a miracle. All the power of Chabba veered round at once, and set dead against an earthquake, even a little one. It was thus in the temple of Chabah for some time, and then no earthquake came. To be a god and to fail to achieve a miracle is a despairing sensation. It is as though among men one should determine upon a hearty sneeze, and as though no sneeze should come. It is as though one should try to swim in heavy boots, or remember a name that
Starting point is 02:08:18 is utterly forgotten. All these pains were shimishes. And upon Tuesday the priests came in and the people, and they did worship Chabba and offered fat to him, saying, O Chabar who made everything, and then the priest saying, there is also shimish. And Jabah was put to shame and spake not for three days. Now there were holy burns in the temple of Chabh, and when the third day was come and the night thereof, it was as it were revealed to the mind of Jabah that there was dirt upon the head of Shemish. And Jabah spake unto Shemish as speak the gods, moving no lips nor yet disturbing the silence, saying, there is dirt upon thy head, O Shemish. All night long he muttered again and again, is dirt upon Shemish's head. And when it was dawned, and voices were heard far off,
Starting point is 02:09:19 Jabah became exultant with earth's awakening things, and cried out till the sun was high. Dirt, dirt, dirt, upon the head of Shemish. And at noon, he said, so Shemish would be a god. Thus was Shemish confounded. And with Tuesday one came, and washed his head with Rose Wich. water, and he was worshipped again when they sang, there is also Shemish. And yet was Chabba content, for he said, The head of Shemish has been defiled, and again, his head was defiled, it is enough. And one evening,
Starting point is 02:10:00 lo, there was dirt on the head of Chabah also, and the thing was perceived of Shemish. It is not with the gods as it is with men. We are angry one way. One way, with another and turn from our anger again, but the wrath of the gods is enduring. Chabah remembered and Shemish did not forget. They spake as we do not speak, in silence yet heard of each other, nor were their thoughts as our thoughts. We should not judge them merely by human standards. All night long they spake, and all night said these words only, Dirty Chabah, dirty Shemish, dirty Chabaw, dirty Shemish all night long. Their wrath had not tired at dawn, and neither had wearied of his accusation.
Starting point is 02:10:53 And gradually Chabah came to realize that he was nothing more than the equal of Shemish. All gods are jealous. But this equality with the upstart Shemish, a thing of painted wood a hundred years newer than Chabah, and this worship given to Shemish and Chabah's own temple were particularly bitter. Chabah was jealous even for a god, and when Tuesday came again, the third day of Shemish's worship, Chabah could bear it no longer. He felt that his anger must be revealed at all costs, and he returned with all the vehemence of his will to achieving a little earthquake. The worshippers had just gone from his temple when Chabah settled,
Starting point is 02:11:38 his will to attain this miracle. Now and then his meditations were disturbed by that now-familiar dictum, Dirty Chaba. But Chabawah willed ferociously, not even stopping to say what he longed to say, and had already said nine hundred times, and presently even these interruptions ceased. They ceased because Shemish had returned to a project that he had never definitely abandoned, the desire to assert himself and exalt himself over Chabha by performing a miracle, and the district being volcanic he had chosen a little earthquake as the miracle most easily accomplished by a small god. Now an earthquake that is commanded by two gods has double the chance of fulfillment
Starting point is 02:12:26 than when it is willed by one, and an incalcumably greater chance than when two gods are pulling different ways, as, to take the case of older and greater gods, when the sun and the moon pull in the same direction, we have the biggest tides. Jabah knew nothing of the theory of tides, and was too much occupied with his miracle to notice what Shemish was doing.
Starting point is 02:12:52 And suddenly the miracle was an accomplished thing. It was a very local earthquake, for there are other gods than Shabah, or even Shemish, and it was only a little one as the god. had willed, but it loosened some monoliths in a colonnade that supported one side of the temple, and the whole of one wall fell in, and the low huts of the people of that city were shaken a little, and some of their doors were jammed so that they would not open. It was enough, and for a moment it seemed that it was all. Neither Chabah nor Shemish commanded there should be more.
Starting point is 02:13:30 But they had set in motion and old law older than Chabba. the law of gravity that that colonnade had held back for a hundred years, and the temple of Chabah quivered, and then stood still, swayed once and was overthrown, on the heads of Chabba and Shemish. No one rebuilt it, for nobody dared to nears such terrible gods. Some said that Chabah wrought the miracle, but some said Shemish, and thereof schism was born. The weakly amiable,
Starting point is 02:14:04 alarmed by the bitterness of rival sex, sought compromise and said that both had rotted, but no one guessed the truth that the thing was done in rivalry. And a saying arose, and both sex held this belief in common, that whoso toucheth Chabah shall die, or whoso looketh upon Shemish. That is how Chabah came into my possession when I traveled once beyond the hills of Ting. I found him in the fallen temple, of Chabba with his hands and toes sticking up out of the rubbish, lying upon his back, and in that attitude just as I found him I keep him to this day, on my mantelpiece, as he is less liable to be
Starting point is 02:14:47 upset that way. Sheemish was broken, so I left him where he was. And there is something so helpless about Chabba, with his fat hands stuck up in the air that sometimes I am moved out of compassion, to bow down to him and pray, saying, O Chabaw, thou that made everything, help thy servant. Chabaw cannot do much, though once I am sure that at a game of bridge, he sent me the ace of trumps after I had not held a card with having for the whole of the evening, and chance alone could have done as much as that for me.
Starting point is 02:15:26 But I do not tell this to Chabah. End of Chabawah and Shemish. by Lord Dunsainey. This is Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Librevox.org. The Wonderful Window The old man in the oriental-looking robe was being moved on by the police,
Starting point is 02:16:02 and it was this that attracted to him and the parcel under his arm the attention of Mr. Sladen, whose livelihood was earned in the Emporium of Measures Murgan and Chaiter, that is to say, in their establishment. Mr. Sladen had the reputation of being the silliest young man in business, a touch of romance, a mere suggestion of it, when sent his eyes gazing away as though the walls of the emporium were of Gossamer, and London itself a myth, instead of attending to customers. merely the fact that the dirty piece of paper that wrapped the old man's parcel was covered with Arabic writing
Starting point is 02:16:45 was enough to give Mr. Sladen the ideas of romance, and he followed until the little crowd fell off, and the stranger stopped by the curb and unwrapped his parcel and prepared to sell the thing that was inside it. It was a little window in old wood with small panes set in lead. It was not much more than a foot, in breath and was under two feet long. Mr. Sladden had never before seen a window sold in the street, so he asked the price of it. Its price is all you possess, said the old man. Where did you get it, said Mr. Sladden, for it was a strange window. I gave all that I possessed for it in the streets of Baghdad. Did you possess much, said Mr. Sladden. I had all that I wanted, he said, except this window.
Starting point is 02:17:38 It must be a good window, said the young man. It is a magical window, said the old one. I have only ten shillings on me, but I have fifteen and six at home. The old man thought for a while. Then twenty-five and six pence is the price of the window, he said. It was only when the bargain was completed, and the ten shillings paid, and the strange old man was coming from. for his fifteen and six, and to fit the magical window into his only room, that it occurred to Mr.
Starting point is 02:18:11 Sladden's mind, that he did not want a window. And then they were at the door of the house in which he rented a room, and it seemed too late to explain. The stranger demanded privacy when he fitted up the window, so Mr. Sladden remained outside the door at the top of a little flight of creaky stairs. He heard no sound of hammering. And presently, the strange old man came out with his faded yellow robe and his great beard and his eyes on far-off places. It is finished, he said, and he and the young man parted, and whether he remained a spot of color and an anachronism in London, or whether he ever came again to Baghdad, and what dark hands kept on the circulation of his twenty-five and six, Mr. Sladden never knew.
Starting point is 02:19:05 Mr. Sladden entered the bare-boarded room in which he slept, and spent all his indoor hours between closing time and the hour at which Measures Murgan and Chader commenced. To the penities of so dingy a room, his neat frock coat, must have been a continual wonder. Mr. Sladden took it off and folded it carefully, and there was the old, man's window rather high up in the wall. There had been no window in that wall hitherto, nor any ornament at all but a small cupboard, so when Mr. Sladden had put his frock coat safely away, he glanced through his new window. It was where his cupboard had been, in which he kept his tea things. They were all standing on the table now. When Mr. Sladden glanced through his new
Starting point is 02:19:57 window. It was late in a summer's evening. The butterflies some while ago would have closed their wings, though the bat would scarcely yet be drifting abroad. But this was in London. The shops were shut and street lamps not yet lighted. Mr. Sladden rubbed his eyes, then rubbed the window, and still he saw a sky of blazing blue and far, far down beneath him, so that no sound came up from it or so that no sound came up from it or smoke of chimneys, a medieval city set with towers, brown roofs and cobbled streets, and then white walls and buttresses, and beyond them bright green fields and tiny streams. On the towers, archers lulled, and along the walls were pikemen, and now and then a wagon went down some old-world street, and lumbered through the gateway and out to the country. And now and then a wagon drew up to the city
Starting point is 02:20:54 from the mist that was rolling with evening over the fields. Sometimes folks put their heads out of lattice windows. Sometimes some idle troubadour seemed to sing, and nobody hurried or troubled about anything. Airy and dizzy, though the distance was, for Mr. Sladen seemed higher above the city than any cathedral gargoyle, yet one clear detail he obtained as a clue. The banners floating from every tower over the island,
Starting point is 02:21:24 idle archers had little golden dragons all over a pier white field. He heard motor buses roar by his other window. He heard the newsboys howling. Mr. Sladden grew dreamier than ever after that on the premises in the establishment of measures Murgan and Chader. But in one matter he was wise and wakeful. He made continuous and careful inquiries about the golden dragons on a white flag. and talked to no one of his wonderful window.
Starting point is 02:21:58 He came to know the flag's very king in Europe. He even dabbled in history. He made inquiries at shops that understood heraldry. But nowhere could he learn any trace of little dragons or on a field argent. And when it seemed that for him alone those golden dragons had fluttered, he came to love them as an exile in some desert, might love the lilies of his home.
Starting point is 02:22:24 home, or as a sick man might love swallows when he cannot easily live to another spring. As soon as measures Murgen and Chater closed, Mr. Sladden used to go back to his dinky room and gazed through the wonderful window until they grew dark in the city, and the guard would go with a lantern round the ramparts, and the night came up like velvet, full of strange stars. another clue he tried to obtain one night by jotting down the shapes of the constellations but this led him no further for they were unlike any that shone upon either hemisphere each day as soon as he woke he went first to the wonderful window and there was the city diminutive in the distance all shining in the morning and the golden dragons dancing in the sun and the archers stretching themselves or swinging their arms on their arms on the morning and the golden dragons dancing in the sun and the archers stretching themselves or swinging their arms on the tops of the windy towers. The window would not open, so that he never heard the songs
Starting point is 02:23:27 that the troubadours sang down there beneath the gilded balconies. He'd not even hear the belfry's chimes, though he saw the jackdolls routed every hour from their homes. And the first thing that he always did was to cast his eye round all the little towers that rose up from the ramparts, to see that the little golden dragons were flying, there on their flags. And when he saw them flawning themselves on white folds from every tower
Starting point is 02:23:58 against the marvelous steep blue of the sky, he dressed contentedly, and, taking one last look, went off to his work with a glory in his mind. It would have been difficult for the customers of Measures Mergin and Chader to guess the precise ambition of Mr. Slatton as he walked before them in his neat frock coat. It was that he might be a man at arms or an archer in order to fight for the little golden dragons that flew on a white flag for an unknown king in an inaccessible city. At first Mr. Slatton used to walk round and round the mean street that he lived in, but he gained no clue from that, and soon he noticed that quite different winds blew below his wonderful window from those that blew on the other side of the house.
Starting point is 02:24:50 In August, the evenings began to grow shorter. This was the very remark that the other employees made him at the emporium, so that he almost feared that they suspected his secret, and he had much less time for the wonderful window, for lights were few down there, and they blinked out early. One morning late in August, just before he went, to business. Mr. Slatton saw a company of pikemen running down the cobbled road towards the gateway of the medieval city. Golden Dragon City, he used to call it, alone in his own mind, but he never spoke of it to
Starting point is 02:25:30 anyone. The next thing that he noticed was that the archers were handling round bundles of arrows in addition to the quivers which they wore. Heads were thrust out of windows more than usual. A woman ran out, and called some children indoors. A knight rode down the street, and then more pikemen appeared along the walls. And all the jackdaws were in the air. In the street no troubadour sang, Mr. Sladden took one look along the towers
Starting point is 02:26:03 to see that the flags were flying, and all the golden dragons were streaming in the wind. Then he had to go to business. He took a bus back that evening and ran upstairs, Nothing seemed to be happening in Golden Dragon City, except a crowd in the cobbled street that led down to the gateway. The archers seemed to be reclining, as usual, lazily in their towers, and then a white flag went down with all its golden dragons. He did not see at first that all the archers were dead. The crowd was pouring towards him, towards the precipitous wall from which he looked.
Starting point is 02:26:43 men with a white flag covered with golden dragons were moving backwards slowly. Men with another flag were pressing them, a flag on which there was one huge red bear. Another banner went down upon a tower. Then he saw it all. The golden dragons were being beaten. His little golden dragons. The men of the bear were coming under the window.
Starting point is 02:27:11 Whatever he threw from that height would, fall with terrific force, fire irons, coal, his clock, whatever he had. He would fight for his little golden dragons yet. A flame broke out from one of the towers and licked the feet of a reclining archer. He did not stir. And now the alien standard was out of sight directly underneath. Mr. Sladden broke the pains of the wonderful window and wrenched away with a poker the lead that held them. Just as the glass broke, he saw a banner covered with golden dragons fluttering still. And then as he drew back to hurl the poker, there came to him the scent of mysterious spices, and there was nothing there, not even the daylight, for behind the fragments of the wonderful
Starting point is 02:28:02 window was nothing, but that small cupboard in which he kept his tea-things. And though Mr. Sladden is older now and knows more of the world and even has a business of his own, he has never been able to buy such another window, and has not ever since, either from books or men, heard any rumor at all of Golden Dragon City. End of The Wonderful Window Epilogue Here the fourteenth episode of the Book of Wonder endeth, and hear the relating of the chronicles of little adventures at the edge of the world. I take farewell of my readers,
Starting point is 02:28:51 But it may be we shall even meet again, For it is still to be told how the gnomes robbed the fairies, And of the vengeance that the fairies took, And how even the gods themselves were troubled thereby in their sleep. And how the king of Ull insulted the troubadours, Thinking himself safe among his scores of archers And hundreds of halberdiers, and how the troubadours stole to his towers by night,
Starting point is 02:29:19 and under his battlements by the lie of the moon, made that king ridiculous forever in song. But for this I must first return to the edge of the world. Behold, the caravans start. End of Epilogue. End of The Book of Wonder by Lord Dunsainey.

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