Classic Audiobook Collection - The House at Pooh Corner by A. A. Milne ~ Full Audiobook [family]

Episode Date: September 1, 2025

The House at Pooh Corner by A. A. Milne audiobook. Genre: family In the Hundred Acre Wood, a small community of friends drifts through the gentle adventures of everyday life, where the smallest problem can feel enormous and the simplest kindness can change the day. Winnie-the-Pooh, a bear of very little brain but a very big heart, ambles from one curious situation to the next with his thoughtful companion Piglet, the cheerfully gloomy Eeyore, the bustling Rabbit, and the proud, anxious Owl. New energies arrive with bouncy Tigger, while Christopher Robin remains the steady center of their world, balancing childhood imagination with the first hints of growing up. As seasons turn and plans are made - some sensible, some silly - the friends face misunderstandings, worries, and brave moments that test their patience and loyalty. At its core, this classic collection is about friendship, belonging, and the way a familiar place can hold both comfort and change. With Milne's warm humor and a child's-eye logic, each chapter offers a self-contained escapade that deepens the bonds between the characters and invites listeners back into a world where wonder lives close to home. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 01 (00:19:18) Chapter 02 (00:35:51) Chapter 03 (00:53:25) Chapter 04 (01:13:38) Chapter 05 (01:33:48) Chapter 06 (01:52:39) Chapter 07 (02:11:57) Chapter 08 (02:30:20) Chapter 09 (02:46:56) Chapter 10 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The House of Poo Corner by A. A. Milne. Chapter 1. Dedication. You gave me Christopher Robin, and then you breathed new life in Poo. Whatever of each has left my pen goes homing back to you. My book is ready and comes to greet the mother it longs to see. It would be my present to you, my sweet, if it weren't your gift to me. Contradiction An introduction is to introduce people, but Christopher Robin and his friends, who have already been introduced to you, are now going to say goodbye.

So this is the opposite. When we asked Poo what the opposite of an introduction was, he said, The what of a what? Which didn't help us as much as we had hoped, but luckily Owl kept his head and told us that the opposite of an introduction, my dear poo, was a contradiction, and as he is very good at long words, I am sure that that's what it is. Why we are having a contradiction is because last week when Christopher Robin said to me,

what about that story you were going to tell me about what happened to poo when, I happen to say very quickly, what about nine times 107? And when we had done that one, we had one about cows going through a gate at two a minute. And there are 300 in the field, so how many are left after an hour and a half? We find these very exciting, and when we have been excited quite enough, we curl up and go to sleep. And Pooh, sitting wakeful a little longer on his chair by our pillow, thinks grand thoughts to himself about nothing, until he too closes his eyes and nods his head, and follows us on tiptoe into the forest. There, still, we have magic advent.

more wonderful than any I have told you about, but now when we wake up in the morning, they are gone before we can catch hold of them. How did the last one begin? One day when Poo was walking in the forest, there were 107 cows on a gate. No, you see, we have lost it. It was the best, I think. Well, here are some of the other ones, all that we shall remember now. But of course it isn't really goodbye because the forest will always be there, and anybody who is friendly with bears can find it. Chapter 1, in which a house is built at Poo Corner for Eeyore. One day when Poo Bear had nothing else to do, he thought he would do something, so he went round to Pigglet's house to see what Piglet was doing. It was still snowing as he stumped over the white forest track,

and he expected to find piglet warming his toes in front of his fire. But to his surprise, he saw that the door was open. And the more he looked inside, the more piglet wasn't there. He's out, said Pooh sadly. That's what it is. He's not in. I shall have to go a fast-thinking walk by myself. Bother.

But first he thought that he would knock very loudly just to make quite shi. sure. And while he waited for Piglet not to answer, he jumped up and down to keep warm, and a hum came suddenly into his head, which seemed to him a good hum, such as is hummed hopefully to others. The more it snows, tidley pump, the more it goes, tidley pump, the more it goes tidley palm on snowing. And nobody knows, tidley palm, how cold my toes, tidley pump, how cold my toes, tidly pump, how cold my toes, tidily palm are growing. So what I'll do, said Pooh, is I'll do this. I'll just go home first and see what the time is, and perhaps I'll put a muffler around my neck, and then I'll go and see Eeyore and sing it to him. He hurried back to his own house, and his mind was so busy on the way with the hum that he was getting ready

for Eeyore that when he suddenly saw Piglet sitting in his best armchair, he could only stand there rubbing his head and wondering whose house he was in. Hello, Piglet, he said. I thought you were out. No, said Piglet, it's you who were out, Poo? So it was, said Poo, I knew one of us was. He looked up at his clock, which had stopped at five minutes to eleven some weeks ago. Nearly 11 o'clock, said Poo happily, you're just in time for a little smack roll of something. And he put his head into the cupboard. And then we'll go out, Piglet, and sing my song to E-Ore. Which song, Pooh? The one we're going to sing to E-Ore, explained Pooh. The clock was still saying five minutes to eleven when Pooh and Piglet set out on their way half an hour later. The wind had dropped,

and the snow, tired of rushing round in circles trying to catch itself up, now fluttered gently down until it found a place on which to rest. And sometimes the place was pooh's nose, and sometimes it wasn't, and in a little while Piglet was wearing a white muffler around his neck and feeling more snowy behind the ears than he had ever felt before. Pooh, he said at last, and a little timidly, because he didn't want Pooh to think he was giving in. I was just wondering, how would it be if we went home now and practiced your song, and then sang it to your tomorrow, or, or the next one? day when we happen to see him. That's a very good idea, Piglet, said Pooh. We'll practice it now as we go

along, but it's no good going home to practice it because it's a special outdoor song, which has to be sung in the snow. Are you sure? asked Piglet anxiously. Well, you'll see piglet when you listen, because this is how it begins. The more it snows, tidily palm. Tiddly what? said piglet. Palm, said Poo. I put that in to make it more hummy. The more it goes, tidily palm, the more. Didn't you say snows? Yes, but that was before. Before the tidily palm? It was a different titilly palm, said Poo, feeling rather muddled now. All the sing it to you properly and then you'll see. So he sang it again. The more it snows tidily pump, the more it goes tidly pump, the more it goes tidly pump on snowing. And nobody

knows tidly pump. I've called my toes tidly pump. I've called my toes tidly pump are growing. He sang it like that, which is much the best way of singing it. And when he had finished, he waited for Piglet to say that, of all the outdoor hums for snowy weather he had ever heard, this was the best. And after thinking the matter out carefully, Piglet said, Who? he said solemnly. It isn't the toe so much as the ears. By this time, they were getting near Eeyore's gloomy place, which was where he lived, and as it was still very snowy behind Piglet's ears,

and he was getting tired of it, they turned into a little pine wood and sat down on the gate which led into it. They were out of the snow now, but it was very cold, and to keep themselves warm, they sang Pooh's song right through six times, Piglet doing the Tiddly Palms and Pooh doing the rest of it, and both of them thumping on the top of the gate

with pieces of stick at the proper places. and in a little while they felt much warmer and were able to talk again. I've been thinking, said Pooh, and what I've been thinking about is this. I've been thinking about Eeyore. What about Eeyore? Well, poor Eeyore has nowhere to live, nor he has, said Piglet. You have a house, Biglet, and I have a house, and they are very good houses, and Christopher Robin has a house, and Owl and Kanga and Rabbit have houses, and even Rabbit's friends and relations have houses or some things. But poor Eeyore has nothing. So what I've been thinking is, let's build him a house.

That, said Piglet, is a grand idea. Where shall we build it? We will build it here, said Pooh, just by this wood out of the wind. Because this is where I thought of it. and we will call this Pooh Corner, and we will build an Eeyore house with sticks at Pooh Corner for Eeyore. There was a heap of sticks on the other side of the wood, said Piglet. I saw them, lots and lots, all piled up. Thank you, Piglet, said Pooh.

What you have just said will be a great help to us, and because of it, I could call this place Poo and Piglet Corner, if Poo Corner didn't sound better, which it does. being smaller and more like a corner. Come along. So they got down off the gate and went round to the other side of the wood to fetch the sticks. Christopher Robin had spent the morning indoors going to Africa and back and he had just got off the boat and was wondering what it was like outside when who should come knocking at the door but Eeyore. Hello, Eeyore, said Christopher Robin as he opened the door and came out. How are you? It's snowing still. said Eeyore gloomily. So it is. And freezing, is it? Yes, said Eeyore. However, he said, brightening up a little,

we haven't had an earthquake lately. What's the matter, Eeyore? Nothing, Christopher Robin, nothing important. I suppose you haven't seen a house or whatnot anywhere about? What sort of a house? just a house. Who lives there? I do. At least I thought I did, but I suppose I don't. After all, we can't all have houses. But Eeyore, I didn't know, I always thought, I don't know how it is Christopher Robin, but what with all this snow? And one thing and another, not to mention icicles and such like, It isn't so hot in my field about three o'clock in the morning as some people think it is. It isn't close, if you know what I mean, not so as to be uncomfortable. It isn't stuffy.

In fact, Christopher Robin, he went on in a loud whisper, quite between ourselves and don't tell anybody. It's cold. Oh, Eeyore. And I said to myself, the others will be sorry if I'm getting myself all cold. They haven't got brains, any of them, only gray fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake. And they don't think. But if it goes on snowing for another six weeks or so, one of them will begin to say to himself, IOR can't be so very much too hot about three o'clock in the morning, and then it will get about,

and they'll be sorry. Oh, Ior, said Christopher Robin, feeling very sorry already. I don't mean you, Christopher Robin. You're different. So what it all comes to is that I built myself a house down by my little wood. Did you really? How exciting. The really exciting part, said Eeyore in his most melancholy voice, is that when I left it this morning, it was there, and when I came back it wasn't.

Not at all. Very natural, and it was only Eeyore's house. But still, I just wonder. Christopher Robin didn't stop to wonder. He was already back in his house, putting on his waterproof hat, his waterproof boots, and his waterproof McIntosh as fast as he could. We'll go and look for it at once, he called out to Eeyore. Sometimes, said Eeyore, when people have quite finished taking a person's house, there are one or two bits, which they don't want, and are rather glad for the person to take back, if you know what I mean. So I thought if we just went,

Come on, said Christopher Robin, and off they hurried. And in a very little time, they got to the corner of the field by the side of the pine wood, where Eeyore's house wasn't any longer. There, said Eeyore, not a stick of it left. Of course, I've still got all this snow to do what I like with. One mustn't complain. but Christopher Robin wasn't listening to Eeyore. He was listening to something else. Can you hear it? he asked. What is it? Somebody laughing?

Listen. They both listened and they heard a deep gruff voice saying in a singing voice that the more it snowed, the more it went on snowing, and a small high voice titally palming in between. It's poo, said Christopher Robin excitedly. possibly said ior and piglet said christopher robin excitedly probably said eor what we want is a trained bloodhound the words of the song changed suddenly we finished our house sang the gruff voice tidily palm sang the squeaky one it's a beautiful house tidily palm i wish it were mine diddley palm. Poo! shouted Christopher Robin. The singers on the gate stopped suddenly. It's Christopher

Robin, said Poe eagerly. He's round by the place where we got all those sticks from, said Piglet. Come on, said Pooh. They climbed down their gate and hurried round the corner of the wood, Pooh making welcoming noises all the way. Why, here is he or, said Pooh when he had finished hugging Christopher Robin, and he nudged Piglet, and Piglet nudged him, and they thought to themselves, what a lovely surprise they had got ready. Hello, Eeyore. Same to you, Pooh Bear, and twice on Thursdays, said Eeyore, gloomily. Before Pooh could say, why Thursdays?

Christopher Robin began to explain the sad story of Eeyore's lost house, and Pooh and Piglet listened, and their eyes seemed to get bigger. bigger. Where did you say it was? asked Pooh. Just here, said Eeyore. Made of sticks. Yes. Oh, said Piglet. What, said Eeyore? I just said oh, said Piglet nervously. And so as to sing quite at ease, he hummed Tiddly Palm once or twice in a what shall we do now kind of way. you're sure it was a house said pooh i mean you're sure the house was just here of course i am said i or and he murmured to himself no brain at all some of them why what's the matter pooh asked christopher robin well said pooh the fact is said pooh well the fact is said pooh you see said pooh it's like this said Pooh, and something seemed to tell him that he wasn't explaining very well, and he nudged Piglet again. It's like this, said Piglet quickly. Only warmer, he added after deep thought.

What's warmer? The other side of the wood were Eeyore's houses. My house, said Ior. My house was here. No, said Piglet firmly. The other side of the wood. Because of being warmer, said Pooh, but I ought to know. Come and look, said Piglet simply, and he led the way. There wouldn't be two houses, said Pooh, not so close together. They came round the corner and there was Eeyore's house, looking as comfy as anything. There you are, said Piglet. Inside as well as outside, said Pooh proudly.

Eeyore went inside and came out again. It's a remarkable thing, he said. said, it is my house, and I built it where I said I did, so the wind must have blown it down here. And the wind blew it right over the wood and blew it down here, and here it is as good as ever. In fact, better in places. Much better, said Pooh and Piglet together. It just shows what can be done by taking a little trouble, said Eeyore. Do you see, Pooh?

Do you see, Piglet? Brains first and then hard work. Look at it. That's the way to build a house, said Eeyore proudly. So they left a minute and Christopher Robin went back to lunch with his friend's poo and Piglet. And on the way they told him of the awful mistake they had made. And when he had finished laughing, they all sang the outdoor song for snowy weather, the rest of the way home. Piglet, who is still not quite sure of his voice, putting in the tidily palms again.

And I know what seems, easy, said Piglet to himself. But it isn't everyone who could do it. End of Chapter 1. Chapter 2 of the House at Poo Corner by A. A. Milne. This Libre Fox recording is in the public domain, read by Anne Erickson, Toronto. Chapter 2 In which Tigger comes to the forest and has breakfast Winnie the Pooh woke up suddenly in the middle of the night

and listened. Then he got out of bed and lit his candle and stumped across the room to see if anybody was trying to get into his honey cupboard and they weren't. So he stumped back again, blew out his candle and got into bed. Then he heard the noise again. Is that you, piglet?

he said, but it wasn't. Come in, Christopher Robin, he said, but Christopher Robin didn't. Tell me about it tomorrow, Eeyore, said Pooh sleepily. But the noise went on. Whir-woer-wher-whir-whir-whir-whir-wer-wer-wer-wer-said whatever it was, and Pooh found that he wasn't asleep after all. What can it be? he thought, there are lots of noises in the forest, but this is a different one.

It isn't a growl, and it isn't a purr, and it isn't a bark, and it isn't the noise you make before beginning a piece of poetry, but it's a noise of some kind made by a strange animal, and he's making it outside my door, so I shall get up and ask him not to do it. He got out of bed and opened his front door. Hello, said Poo, in case there was anything outside. Hello, said whatever it was.

Oh, said Pooh. Hello. Hello. Oh, there you are, said Pooh. Hello. Hello, said the strange animal, wondering how long this was going on. Pooh was just going to say, hello, for the fourth time when he thought that he wouldn't, so he said, who is it? Instead.

Me, said a voice. Oh, said Pooh, well, come here. So whatever it was, came here, and in the light of the candle, he and Pooh looked at each other. I'm Pooh, said Pooh, I'm Tigger, said Tigger. Oh, said Pooh, for he had never seen an animal like this before. Does Christopher Robin know about you? Of course he does, said Tigger. Well, said Pooh, it's the middle of the night, which is a good time for going.

to sleep and tomorrow morning we'll have some honey for breakfast. Do Tigger's like honey? They like everything, said Tigger cheerfully. Then if they like going to sleep on the floor, I'll go back to bed, said Poo, and we'll do things in the morning. Good night. And he got back into bed and went fast asleep. When he awoke in the morning, the first thing he saw was Tigger, sitting in front of the glass and looking at himself. Hello, said Poo. "'Hello,' said Tigger. "'I've found somebody just like me. I thought I was the only one of them.'

Poo got out of bed and began to explain what a looking-glass was, but just as he was getting to the interesting part, Tigger said, "'Excuse me a moment, but there's something climbing up your table. And with one loud wha-w-wara-wara-wara-war, war, war, he jumped at the end of the tablecloth, pulled it to the ground, wrapped himself up and it three times, rolled to the other end of the room, and after a terrible struggle, got his head into the daylight again, and said cheerfully, have I won? That's my tablecloth, said Pooh, as he began to unwind Tigger.

I wondered what it was, said Tigger. It goes on the table and you put things on it. Then why did it try to bite me when I wasn't looking? I don't think it did, said Pooh. It tried, said Tigger, but I was too quick for it. Pooh put the cloth back on the table, and he put a large honeypot on the cloth, and they sat down to breakfast. And as soon as they sat down, Tigger took a large mouthful of honey, and he looked up at the ceiling with his head on one side, and made exploring noises with his tongue, and considering noises, and what have we got here, noises? and then he said in a very decided voice,

Tigger's don't like honey. Oh, said Poo, and tried to make it sound sad and regretful. I thought they liked everything. Everything except honey, said Tigger. Pooh felt rather pleased about this and said that as soon as he had finished his own breakfast, he would take Tigger around to Pigglet's house and Tigger could try some of piglets haycorns. Thank you, Poo, said Tigger, because haycorn's is really what Tigger's like best. So after breakfast, they went

round to see Pigglet, and Poo explained as they went that Piglet was a very small animal who didn't like bouncing and asked Taker not to be too bouncy just at first. And Tigger, who had been hiding behind trees and jumping out on Poo's shadow when it wasn't looking, said that Tiggers were only bouncy before breakfast, and that as soon as they had had a few haycorns, they became quiet and refined. So by and by they knocked at the door of Piglet's house. Hello, Pooh, said Piglet. Hello, Piglet, this is Tigger. Oh, is it? said Piglet, and he edged round to the other side of the table. I thought Tiggers were smaller than that. Not the big ones, said Tigger. They like haycorn, said Pooh. So that's that.

what we've come for because poor Tigger hasn't had any breakfast yet. Piglet pushed the bowl of haycorns towards Tigger and said, Help yourself! And then he got close up to Poo and felt much braver and said, So you're Tigger? Well, well, in a careless sort of voice. But Tigger said nothing because his mouth was full of haycorn. After a long munching noise, he said, he's a white of yours. And when Pooh and Piglet said, what? He said, scozy, and went outside for a moment. When he came back, he said firmly, Tiggers don't like

haycorns. But you said they liked everything except honey, said Poo. Everything except honey and haycorns, explained Tigger. When he heard this, Poo said, oh, I see. And Piglet, who was rather glad that Tiggers didn't like haycorns, said, What about thistles? Thistles, said Tigger, is what Tiggers like best. Then let's go along and see Eeyore, said Piglet. So the three of them went, and after they had walked and walked and walked, they came to the part of the forest where Eeyore was.

Hello, Eeyore, said Pooh. This is Tigger. What is, said Eeyore. "'This,' explained Poo and Piglet together, and Tigger smiled his happiest smile and said nothing. Eeyore walked all round Tigger one way, and then turned and walked all round him the other way. "'What did you say it was?' he asked. "'Tigger!' "'Ah,' said Eeyore.

"'He's just come,' explained Piglet. "'Ah,' said Eeyore again. He thought for a long time, and then said, When is he going? Poo explained to Eeyore that Tigger was a great friend of Christopher Robbins, who had come to stay in the forest. And Piglet explained to Tigger that he mustn't mind what Eeyore said because he was always gloomy. And Eeyore explained to Piglet that, on the contrary, he was feeling particularly cheerful this morning. And Tigger explained to anybody who was listening that he hadn't had any breakfast yet. I knew there was something.

said Poe. Tiggers always eat thistles, so that was why we came to see you, Eeyore. Don't mention it, Poo. Oh, I didn't mean that I didn't want to see you. Quite, quite, but your new stripy friend, naturally, he wants his breakfast. What did you say his name was? Tigger. Then come this way, Tigger. Eeyore led the way to the most thistly-looking patch of thistles that ever was, and waved a hoof at it. A little patch I was keeping for my birthday, he said. But after all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow. Help yourself, Tigger. Tigger thanked him and looked a little anxiously at Poo. Are these really whistles? he whispered.

Yes, said Poo. What, Tigger's like best? That's right, said Poo. I see, said Tigger. So he took a large mouthful, and he gave a large crunch. Oh, said Tigger. He sat down and put his paw in his mouth. What's the matter? asked Poo.

Hot, mumbled Tigger. Your friend, said E.R. appears to have bitten on a bee. Poo's friend stopped shaking his head to get the prickles out and explained that Tiggers didn't like thistles. Then why bend a perfectly good one? asked Eeyore. But you said, began Poo. You said that Tiggers liked everything except honey and haycorns. And thistles, said Tigger, who is now running round in circles with his tongue hanging out.

Pooh looked at him sadly. What are we going to do? He asked Piglet. Piglet knew the answer to that, and he said at once that they must go and see Christopher Robin. You'll find him with Kanga, said Eeyore. He came close to Pooh and said in a loud whisper, Could you ask your friend to do his exercises somewhere else? I shall be having lunch directly and don't want it bounced on.

just before I begin. A trifling matter and fussy of me, but we all have our little ways. Poe nodded solemnly and called to Tigger. Come along and we'll go see Kanga. She's sure to have lots of breakfast for you. Tigger finished his last circle and came up to Poo and Piglet. Hort, he exclaimed with a large and friendly smile. Come on, and he rushed off. Pooh and Piglet walked slowly after him, and as they walked, Piglet said nothing because he couldn't think of anything, and Pooh said nothing because he was thinking of a poem. And when he had thought of it, he began, What shall we do about poor little tigger? If he never eats nothing, he'll never get bigger. He doesn't like honey and haycorns and thistles because of the taste and because of the bristles, and all the good things which an animal likes. of the wrong sort of swallow, or too many spikes. He's quite big enough anyhow, said Piglet.

He isn't really very big. Well, he seems so. Pooh was thoughtful when he heard this, and then he murmured to himself. But whatever his weight in pounds, shillings and ounces, he always seems bigger because of his bounces. And that's the whole poem, he said. do you like it? Piglet.

All except the shillings, said Piglet. I don't think they ought to be there. They wanted to come in after the pounds, explained Pooh. So I let them. It is the best way to write poetry, letting things come. Oh, I don't know, said Biglet. Tigger had been bouncing in front of them all this time, turning round every now and then to ask,

Is this the way? and now at last they came inside of Kanga's house, and there was Christopher Robin. Tigger rushed up to him. Oh, there you are, Tigger, said Christopher Robin. I knew you'd be somewhere. I've been finding things in the forest, said Tigger importantly. I've found a poo and a piglet and an yore, but I can't find any breakfast. Poo and Piglet came up and hugged Christopher Robin and explained what had been happening. Don't you know what Tigger's like? asked Poo, I expect if I thought very hard, I should, said Christopher Robin, but I thought Tigger knew. I do, said Tigger. Everything there is in the world except honey and haycorns and what were those hot things called?

Thistles. Yes, and those. Oh, well, then Kanga can give you some breakfast. So they went into Kanga's house and when Roo had said, hello, boo, and hello, piglet. Once, and Hello, Tigger. Twice, because he had never said it before and it sounded funny, they told Kanga what they wanted, and Kanga said very kindly, well, look in my cupboard, Tigger dear, and see what you'd like. Because she knew

at once that however big Tigger seemed to be, he wanted as much kindness as Rue. Shall I look to? said Poo, who was beginning to feel a little 11 o'clockish, and he found a small tin of condensed milk, and something seemed to tell him that Tiggers didn't like this, so he took it into a corner by itself and went with it to see that nobody interrupted it. But the more Taker put his nose into this and his paw into that, the more things he found which Tiggers didn't like. And when he had found everything in the cupboard and couldn't eat any of it, he said to Kanga, what happens now? But Kanga and Christopher Robin and Piglet were all standing round Roo watching him have his extract of malt.

And Rue was saying, must I? And Kanga was saying, now, Rue dear, you remember what you promised. What is it? whispered Tigger to Piglet. His strengthening medicine, said Piglet. He hates it. So Tigger came closer and he leaned over the of Rue's chair, and suddenly he put out his tongue and took one large glop. And with a sudden jump of surprise, Kanga said, oh, and then clutched at the spoon again, just as it was disappearing and pulled it safely back out of Tigger's mouth. But the extract of malt had gone. Tigger tear, said Kanga.

He's taken my medicine. He's taken my medicine. He's taken my medicine. He's taken my medicine. Saying Roo happily, thinking it was a tremendous joke. Then Tigger looked up at the ceiling and closed his eyes, and his tongue went round and round his chops in case he left any outside, and a peaceful smile came over his face as he said, So that's what Tigger's like. Which explains why he always lived at Kanga's house afterwards and had extract of malt for breakfast, dinner, and tea.

And sometimes when Kanga thought he wanted strengthening, he had a spoonful or two of Rue's breakfast, after meals as medicine. But I think, said Piglet to Pooh, that he's been strengthened quite enough. End of Chapter 2. Chapter 3 of The House at Poo Corner by A. A. Milne. This Libravox recording is in the public domain. Read by Anne Erickson, Toronto.

Chapter 3, in which a search is organized, and Piglet nearly meets the Heffalump, again. Pooh was sitting in his house one day, counting his pots of honey, when there came a knock on the door. Fourteen, said Pooh. Come in. Fourteen, or was it fifteen? Bother, that's muddled me. Hello, Pooh, said Rabbit. Hello, rabbit. Fourteen, wasn't it? What was my pots of honey that I was counting? Fourteen, that's right. Are you sure? No, said Rabbit. Does it matter? I just like to know, said Pooh humbly.

So as I can say to myself, I've got 14 pots of honey left. Or 15, as a case maybe. It's sort of comforting. Well, let's call it 16, said Rabbit. What I came to say was, have you seen small anywhere about? I don't think so, said Pooh. And then after thinking a little more, he said, who is small? One of my friends and relations, said Rabbit carelessly.

This didn't help Poo much because Rabbit had so many friends and relations, and of such different sorts and sizes that he didn't know whether he ought to be looking for small at the top of an oak tree or in the petal of a buttercup. I haven't seen anybody today, said Poo. Not so as to say, hello, small, too. Did you want him for anything? I don't want him, said Rabbit, but it's always useful to know where a friend in relation is, whether you want him or whether you don't. Oh, I see, said Pooh, is he lost?

Well, said Rabbit, nobody has seen him for a long time, so I suppose he is. Anyhow, he went on importantly, I promised Christopher Robin I'd organize a search for him, so come on. Poo said goodbye affectionately to his fourteen pots of honey and hoped they were fifteen and he and rabbit went out into the forest now said rabbit this is a search and i've organized it done what to it said pooh organized it which means well it's what you do to a search when you don't all look in the same place at once so i want you pooh to search by the six pine trees first and then work your way towards owl's house and look out for me there do you see? No, said Poo. What? Then I'll see you at Owl's house in about an hour's time. Is piglet organized too? We all are, said Rabbit, and off he went. As soon as Rabbit was out of sight,

Poe remembered that he had forgotten to ask who small was, and whether he was the sort of friend in relation who settled on one's nose, or the sort who got trodden on by mistake, and as it was too late now, they thought he would begin the hunt by looking for piglet and asking him what they were looking for before he looked for it. And it's no good looking at the six pine trees for piglet, said Pooh to himself, because he's been orchidized in a special place of his own. So I shall have to look for the special place first. I wonder where it is. And he wrote it down in his head like this. Order of looking for things. One, special place to find piglet. Two, piglet to find who small is. Three, small to find small. Four, rabbit. To tell him I've found small. Five, small again.

To tell him I've found rabbit. Which makes it look like a bothering sort of day, thought Poo as he stumped along. The next moment the day became very bothering indeed because Poo was so busy not looking where he was going that he stepped on a piece of the forest which had been left out by mistake and he only just had time to think to himself, I am flying, what owl does. I wonder how you stop. When he stopped. Bump! Ow! Squeak something. That's funny, thought Poo. I said ow without really. owing, help, said a small high voice. That's me again, thought poo. I've had an accident and fallen down a well, and my voice has gone all squeaky and works before I'm ready for it because I've done something to myself inside.

Bother, help, help. There you are, I say things when I'm not trying, so it must be a very bad accident. And then he thought that perhaps when he did try to say things, he wouldn't be able to. So to make sure he said loudly, A very bad accident to poo bear. Poo! squeaked the voice. It's Piglet, cried Pooh eagerly. Where are you? Underneath, said Piglet in an underneath sort of way. Underneath what? You, squeaked Piglet. Get up! Oh, said Pooh, and scrambled up as quickly as he could. Did I fall on you, Piglet?

You fell on me, said Piglet, feeling himself all over. I didn't mean to, said Pooh sorrowfully. I didn't mean to be underneath, said Piglet sadly. But I'm all right now, Pooh, and I am so glad it was you. What's happened? said Pooh, where are we? I think we're in a sort of Pitt, I was walking along, looking for somebody, and then suddenly I wasn't anymore. And just when I got up to see where I was, something fell on me, and it was you.

So it was, said Pooh. Yes, said Piglet. Pooh, he went on nervously and came a little closer. Do you think we're in a drop? Poo hadn't thought about it at all, but now he nodded. For suddenly he remembered how he was. and Piglet had once made a poo trap for heffalumps, and he guessed what had happened. He and Piglet had fallen into a heffalump trap for poos. That was what it was.

What happens when the he fuffelump comes? asked Piglet trembling when he had heard the news. Perhaps he won't notice you, Piglet, said Pooh encouragingly, because you're a very small animal. But he'll notice you, Pooh. He'll notice me, and I shall notice him, said Pooh, thinking it out. We'll notice each other for a long time. And then he'll say, Ho-ho! Piglet shivered a little at the thought of that ho-ho, and his ears began to twitch. What will you say? he asked.

Pooh tried to think of something he would say, but the more he thought, the more he felt that there is no real answer to ho-ho, said by a heffalump in the sort of voice this heffalump was going to say it in. I shan't say anything, said Pooh at last. I shall just hum to myself as if I was waiting for something. Then perhaps you'll say ho-ho again, suggested Piglet anxiously. He will, said Pooh. Piglet's ears twitched so quickly that he had to look.

lean them against the side of the trap to keep them quiet. She will say it again, said Pooh, and I shall go on humming, and that will upset him. Because when you say ho-ho, ho, twice, in a gloating sort of way, and the other person only hums, you suddenly find, just as you begin to say it the third time, that, that, well, you find, what? That it isn't, said Pooh. Isn't what? Poe knew what he meant, but being a bear of very little brain, couldn't think of the words.

Well, it just isn't, he said again. You mean it isn't ho-ho-ish anymore? asked Piglet, hopefully. Pooh looked at him admiringly and said, that was what he meant, if you went on humming all the time because you couldn't go on saying ho-ho forever. But he'll say something else, said Piglet. That's just it. He'll say, what's all this? And then I shall say, and this is a very good idea, Pigglet, which I've just thought of. I shall say, it's a trap for a haffulump which I've just made, and I'm waiting for the heffalump to fall in. And I shall go on humming. That will unsettle him.

Poo! cried Piglet, and now it was his turn to be the admiring one. You've saved us. Have I? said Pooh, not feeling quite sure, but Piglet was quite sure, and his mind ran on, and he saw Pooh and the Heffalump talking to each other, and he thought suddenly, and a little sadly, that it would have been rather nice if it had been Piglet and the half a lump talking so grandly to each other, and not Pooh, much as he loved Pooh, because he really had more brain than poo, and the conversation would go better if he and not poo were doing one side of it, and it would be comforting afterwards in the evenings to look back on the day when he answered a heffalump back as bravely as if the heffalump wasn't there. It seemed so easy now. He knew just what he would

say. Heffalump, gloatingly. Ho-ho! Piglet, carelessly. Traw-l-la-la-traw. Heffalump, surprised and not quite so sure of himself. Ho-ho. Piglet, more carelessly still. Tid-a-lum-tid-lum-tid-lum-h. Heffalump, beginning to say, ho-ho, and turning it awkwardly into a cough, ha-ham, what's all this? Piglet surprised. Hello, this is a trap I've made, and I'm waiting for a heffalump to fall into it. Heffalump, greatly disappointed. Oh, after a long silence. Are you sure?

Piglet. Yes, heffelump. Oh, nervously. I thought it was a trap I'd made to catch piglets. Piglet surprised. Oh, no. Heffelump. Oh.

apologetically. I must have got it wrong, then. Piglet. I'm afraid so. Politely. I'm sorry. He goes on humming. Heffalump.

Well, well, I, uh, well, I suppose I better be getting back. Piglet, looking up carelessly. Must you? Well, if you see Christopher Robin anywhere, you might tell him I want him. Heffalump, eager to please. Certainly, certainly. he hurries off. Pooh, who wasn't going to be there, but we find we can't do without him.

Oh, Piglet, how brave and clever you are. Piglet, modestly. Not at all, Pooh. And then, when Christopher Robin comes, Pooh can tell him all about it. While Piglet was dreaming his happy dream, and Pooh was wondering again, whether it was 14 or 15, the search for small was still going on all over the forest. Small's real name was very small beetle, but he was called small, for short, when he was spoken to it all, which hardly ever happened, except when somebody said, really small. He had been staying with Christopher Robin for a few seconds, and he had started round a gorse bush for exercise, but instead of coming back the other way, as expected, he hadn't, so nobody knew where he was.

I expect he's just gone home, said Christopher Robin to Rabbit. Did you say goodbye and thank you for a nice time? said Rabbit. He's only just said, how do you do? said Christopher Robin. Ha, said Rabbit. After thinking a little, he went on. Has he written a letter saying how much he enjoyed himself and how sorry he was he had to go so suddenly? Christopher Robin didn't think he had. ha said rabbit again and looked very important this is serious he is lost we must begin the search at once christopher robin who was thinking of something else said where's poo but rabbit had gone so he went into

his house and drew a picture of poo going on a long walk at about seven o'clock in the morning and then he climbed to the top of his tree and climbed down again and then he wondered what poo was doing and went across the forest to see. It was not long before he came to the gravel pit, and he looked down, and there were Pooh and Piglet with their backs to him, dreaming happily. Ho-ho, said Christopher Robin loudly and suddenly. Piglet jumped six inches in the air with surprise and anxiety, but Pooh went on dreaming. It's the half a lump, thought Piglet nervously. Now then, he hummed in his throat a little so that none of the words should stick, and then in the most delightfully easy way, he said, tra-l-la-la-trah, tra-l-la, as if he had just thought of it, but he didn't look round,

because if you look round and see a very fierce hephalump looking down at you, sometimes you forget what you were going to say. Rum-tum-tum-tum-tum-tiddle-um, said Christopher Robin in a voice like Poos, because Pooh had once invented a song which went, tra-l-la-tra-l-la-tra-la-trah-tral-la-trah. Rum-tum-tum-tid-lum. So whenever Christopher Robin sings it, he always sings it in a poo voice, which seems to suit it better. He said the wrong thing, thought Piglet anxiously. He ought to have said ho-ho again. Perhaps I had better say it for him.

And as fiercely as he could, Piglet said, How did you get there, Piglet? said Christopher Robin in his ordinary voice. This is terrible, thought Piglet. First he talks in Pooh's voice, and then he talks in Christopher Robin's voice, and he's doing it so as to unsettle me. And being now completely unsettled, he said very quickly and squeakily, This is a trap for poos, and I'm waiting to fall in it. Ho ho! What's all this? And then I say, ho-ho-ho again. What? said Christopher Robin. A trap for ho-hos, said Piglet huskily. I've just made it, and I'm waiting for the ho-ho to come. How long Piglet would have gone on like this? I don't know. But at that moment, Poo woke up suddenly and decided that it was 16. So he got up, and as he turned his head

so as to soothe himself in that awkward place in the middle of the back where something was tickling him, he saw Christopher Robin. Hello, he shouted joyfully. Hello, Pooh. Piglet looked up and looked away again, and he felt so foolish and uncomfortable that he had almost decided to run away to see and be a sailor when suddenly he saw something.

He cried, There's something climbing up your back. I had thought there was, said Pooh. It's small, cried Piglet. Oh, that's who it is. is it? said Pooh. Christopher Robin, I've found small, cried Piglet. Well done, Piglet, said Christopher Robin. And at these encouraging words, Piglet felt quite happy again and decided not to be a sailor, after all. So when Christopher Robin had helped them out of the gravel pit, they all went off together

hand in hand. And two days later, Rabbit happened to meet Eeyore in the forest. Hello, Eeyore, he said, what are you looking for? Small, of course, said Eeyore. Haven't you any brain? Oh, but didn't I tell you? said Rabbit. Small was found two days ago. There was a moment's silence. Ha, ha, said Eeyore bitterly.

Merriment and whatnot. Don't apologize. It's just what would happen. End of chapter three. Chapter four of the The House at Poo Corner by A. A. Mellon. This Librevox recording is in the public domain. Read by Anne Erickson, Toronto. Chapter 4, in which it is shown that Tiggers don't climb trees. One day when Pooh was thinking, he thought he would go and see Eeyore because he hadn't seen him since

yesterday. And as he walked to the heather, singing to himself, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't seen owl since the day before yesterday. So we thought that he would just look in at the hundred-acre wood on the way and see if owl was at home. Well, he went on singing until he came to the part of the stream where the stepping stones were. And when he was in the middle of the third stone, he began to wonder how Kanga and Roo and Tigger were getting on, because they all lived together in a different part of the forest. And he thought, I haven't seen Roo for a long time, and if I don't see him today, it will be a still longer time. So he sat down on the stone in the middle of the stream and sang another verse of his song,

while he wondered what to do. The other verse of the song was like this. I could spend a happy morning seeing Roo, I could spend a happy morning being poo, for it doesn't seem to matter if I don't get any fatter, and I don't get any fatter what I do. The sun was so delightfully warm, and the stone, which had been sitting in it for a long time, was so warm, too, that Pooh had almost decided to go on being Pooh in the middle of the stream for the rest of the morning when he remembered Rabbit. Rabbit, said Pooh to himself. I like docking to Rabbit. He talks about sensible things. He doesn't use long, difficult words like owl.

He uses short, easy words like, What About Lunch and Help Yourself, Pooh? I suppose, really, I ought to go and see Rabbit, which made him think of another verse. Oh, I like his way of talking, yes I do. It's the nicest way of talking just for two. And to help yourself with Rabbit, though it may become a habit is a pleasant sort of habit for a poo.

So when he had sung this, he got up off his stone, walked back across the stream and set off for Rabbit's house. But he hadn't got far before he began to say to himself, Yes, but suppose Rabbit is out. Or suppose I get stuck in his front door again coming out, as I did once when his door wasn't big enough. Because I know I'm not getting fatter, but his front door may be getting thinner.

So wouldn't it be better if... And all the time he was saying things like this, he was going more and more westerly without thinking, until suddenly he found himself at his own front door again, and it was eleven o'clock, which was time for a little something. Half an hour later he was doing what he had always really meant to do. He was jumping off to Piglet's house,

And as he walked, he wiped his mouth with the back of his paw and sang rather a fluffy song through the fur. It went like this. I could spend a happy morning seeing piglet, and I couldn't spend a happy morning not seeing piglet, and it doesn't seem to matter if I don't see owl and Eeyore or any of the others, and I'm not going to see owl or Eeyore or any of the others, or Christopher Robin. written down like this, it doesn't seem a very good song, but coming through pale, fond, fluff at about half-past eleven on a very sunny morning, it seemed to Poo to be one of the best songs he had ever sung. So he went on singing it. Piglet was busy digging a small hole in the ground outside his

house. Hello, Piglet, said Poo. Hello, Poo! said Piglet, giving a jump of surprise. I knew it was you. So did I, said Pooh. What are you doing? I'm planting a haycorn, Pooh, so that it can grow up into an oak tree and have lots of haycorns just outside the front door instead of having to walk miles and miles. Do you see pooh? Supposing it doesn't, said Pooh. It will, because Christopher Robin says it will, so that's why I'm planting it. well said pooh if i plant a honeycomb outside my house then it will grow up into a beehive picklet wasn't quite sure about this or a piece of a honeycomb said pooh so as not to waste too much only then i might only get a piece of a beehive and it might be the wrong piece where the bees were buzzing and not honey in bother piglet agreed that would be rather bothering Besides, Poo, it's a very difficult thing, planting, unless you know how to do it, he said, and he put the acorn in the hole he had made, and covered it up with earth and jumped on it.

I do know, said Poo, because Christopher Rubbin gave me a Mistercialum seed, and I planted it, and I'm going to have Mistercialums all over the front door. I thought they were called nasturtiums, said Piglet timidly as he went on jumping. No, said Poo. these. These are called Mr. Shulums. When Piglet had finished jumping, he wiped his paws on his front and said, What shall we do now? And Pooh said, let's go and see Kanga and ruin Tigger. And Piglet said, Yes, let's. Because he was still a little anxious about Tigger, who was a very bouncy animal, with a way of saying, how do you do? Which always left your ears full of sand, even as after Kanga had said, gently, Tigger, dear, and had helped you up again. So they set off for

Kanga's house. Now, it happened that Kanga had felt rather motherly that morning, and wanting to count things like Rue's vests and how many pieces of soap there were left, and the two clean spots in Tigger's feeder. So she had sent them out with a packet of watercress sandwiches for Rue and a packet of extract of malt sandwiches for Tigger to have a nice long morning in the forest not getting into mischief, and off they had gone. And as they went, Tigger told Rue, who wanted to know, all about the things that Tiggers could do. Can they fly? asked Rue. Yes, said Tigger. They're very good flyers, Tiggers are. Strornry good flyers. said Rue. Can they fly as well as owl?

Yes, said Tigger, only they don't want to. Well, they just don't like it somehow. Roo couldn't understand this because he thought it would be lovely to be able to fly, but Tigger said it was difficult to explain to anybody who wasn't a Tigger himself. Well, said Roo, can they jump as far as can'tas? Yes, said Tigger, when they want to. I love jumping, said Rue. Let's see who can jump farthest, you or me.

I can, said Tigger, but we mustn't stop now or we shall be late. Late for what? For whatever we want to be in time for, said Tigger, hurrying on. In a little while they came to the six pine trees. I can swim, said Rue. I fell into the river and I swimed. Can Tiggers swim? Of course they can.

Tiggers can do. everything. Can they climb trees better than poo? asked Roo, stopping under the tallest pine tree and looking up at it. Climbing trees is what they do best, said Tigger, much better than poos. Could they climb this one? They're always climbing trees like that, said Tigger, up and down all day. Ooh, Tigger, are they really? I'll show you, said Tigger bravely, and you can sit on my back and watch me. For of all the things which he had said Tiggers could do, the only one he felt really certain about suddenly was climbing trees. Ooh, Tigger! Ooh, Tigger! Ooh, Tigger! Squeaked Roo excitedly. So he sat on Tigger's back and up they went.

And for the first ten feet, Tigger said happily to himself, up we go. And for the next ten feet he said, I always said Tiggers could climb trees. And for the next ten feet he said, Not that it's easy, mind you. And for the next ten feet, he said, Of course, there's the coming down to, backwards. And then he said, which will be difficult, unless one fell, when it would be easy.

And at the word easy, the branch he was standing on broke suddenly, and he just managed to clutch at the one above him as he felt himself going. and then slowly he got his chin over it, and then one back paw, and then the other, until at last he was sitting on it, breathing very quickly, and wishing that he had gone in for swimming instead. Rue climbed off and sat down next to him. Oh, Tigger, he said excitedly. No, said Tigger. Are we going to the top? No, said Tigger.

Oh, said Rue rather sadly, and then he went on hopefully, That was a lovely bit just now. When you pretended we were going to fall, but will you do that bit again? No, said Tigger. Rue was silent for a little while, and then he said, Shall we eat our sandwiches, Tigger? And Tigger said, yes, where are they? And Rue said,

At the bottom of the tree. And Tigger said, I don't think we better eat them, just yet. So they didn't. By and by, Poo and Piglet came along. Poo was telling Piglet in a singing voice that it didn't seem to matter if he didn't get any fatter, and he didn't think he was getting any fatter what he did. And Piglet was wondering how long it would be before his haycorn came up. Look, Pooh, said Piglet suddenly. There's something in one of the pine trees. So there is, said Pooh, looking up wonderingly, there is an animal. Piglet took Pooh's arm in case Poo was frightened. Is it one of the fiercer animals? He said, looking the other way. Poo nodded.

It's a jugular, he said. What do joculars do? asked Piglet, hoping that they wouldn't. They hide in the branches of trees and drop on you as you go underneath, said Poo. Christopher Robin told me. Perhaps we better hadn't go underneath, Pooh, in case he dropped and hurt himself. They don't hurt themselves, said Pooh.

They're such very good droppers. Piglet still felt that to be underneath a very good dropper would be a mistake, and he was just going to hurry back for something which he had forgotten when the Jagular called out to them. Help, help, it called. That's what jagulers always do, said Pooh, much interested.

They call help, help, and then when you look up, they drop on you. I'm looking down, cried Piglet loudly, so as the Jaguilers shouldn't do the wrong thing by accident. Something very excited next to the Jagular heard him in squeak. All of a sudden, Piglet felt that it was a much nicer day than he had thought it was. All warm and sunny. Pooh, he cried. I believe it's Tigger and Roo. So it is, said Pooh. I thought it was a jagular and another jagular. Hello, Roo, called Piglet. What are you doing?

cried Roo. Isn't it fun? And we're going to stay here. I can see Piglet's house. Piglet, I can see your house from here. Aren't we high? Is Owl's house as high up as this? How did you get there, Rue? asked Piglet. On Tigger's back, and Tegers can't climb downwards because their tails get in the way, only upwards. And Tigger forgot about that when we started, and he's only just remembered. So we've got to stay here forever and ever, unless we go higher. What did you say, Tigger? Oh, Tigger says if we go higher, we shouldn't be able to see Picklet's house so well, so we're going to stop here.

Piglet, said Poo solemnly when he had heard all this. What shall we do? And he began to eat Tigger's sandwiches. Are they stuck? asked Piglet anxiously. Poo nodded. Couldn't you climb up to them? I might, Piglet, and I might bring Rue down on my back. But I couldn't bring Tigger down, so we must think of something else.

And in a thoughtful way, he began to eat Rue's sandwiches too. Whether he would have thought of anything before he had finished the last sandwich, I don't don't know, but he had just got to the last but one when there was a crackling in the bracken, and Christopher Robin and Eeyore came strolling along together. I shouldn't be surprised if it hailed a good deal tomorrow, Eeyore was saying. Blizzards and whatnot. Being fine today doesn't mean anything. It has no sig. What's that word? Well, it has none of that. it's just a small piece of weather.

There's Pooh, said Christopher Robin, who didn't much mind what it did tomorrow as long as he was out in it. Hello, Pooh. It's Christopher Robin, said Piglet. You'll know what to do? They hurried up to him. Oh, Christopher Robin, began Pooh.

And Eeyore, said Eeyore. Tigger and Roo are right up to six pine trees and they can't get down, and... And I was just saying, put in Piglet, that if only Christopher Robin... And Eeyore... If only you are here, then we could think of something to do. Christopher Robin looked up at Tigger and Rue

and tried to think of something. I thought, said Piglet earnestly, that if Eeyore stood at the bottom of the tree, and if Poo stood on Eeyore's back, and if I stood on Pooh's shoulders, And if Iyore's back snapped suddenly, then we could all laugh. Ha ha, amusing in a quiet way, said Eeyore, but not really helpful. Well, said Piglet meekly, I thought.

Would it break your back, Eeyore? asked Poo very much surprised. That's what would be so interesting, Poo. not being quite sure till afterwards. Poo said, oh, and they all began to think again. I've got an idea, cried Christopher Robin suddenly. Listen to this, Piglet, said Eeyore, and then you'll know what we're trying to do. I'll take off my tunic, and we'll each hold a corner, and then Rue and Tigger can jump into it, and it will be all soft and bouncy for them and they won't hurt themselves.

Getting Tigger down, said Eeyore, and not hurting anybody. Keep those two ideas in your head, Picklet, and you'll be all right. But Picklet wasn't listening. He was so agog at the thought of seeing Christopher Robin's blue braces again. He had only seen them once before when he was much younger, and being a little over-excited by them had had to go to bed half an hour earlier than usual. And he had always wondered since if they were really as blue and as bracing as he had thought them. So when Christopher Robin took his tunic off and they were, he felt quite friendly to E.Or again

and held the corner of the tunet next to him and smiled happily at him. And E.or whispered back, I'm not saying there won't be an accident now, mind you. There are funny things, accidents. You never have them till you're having them. When Rue understood what he had to do, he was wildly excited and cried out, Tigger, Tigger, we're going to jump. Look at me jumping, Tigger.

Like flying, my jumping will be. Can Tiggers do it? And he squeaked out, I'm coming, Christopher Robin. And he jumped straight into the middle of the tunic. And he was going so fast that he bounced up again, almost as high as where he was before, and went on bouncing and saying,

for quite a long time. And then at last he stopped and said, Ooh, lovely! And they put him on the ground. Come on, Tigger, he called out. It's easy. But Tigger was holding on to the branch and saying to himself, It's all very well for jumping animals like.

Kangas, but it's quite different for swimming animals like tiggers. And he thought of himself floating on his back down a river or striking out from one island to another, and he felt that that was really the life for a tigger. Come along, called Christopher Robin. You'll be all right. Just wait a moment, said Tigger nervously. Small piece of bark in my eye. And he moved slowly along his branch. Come on, it's easy, squeaked Rue. And suddenly Tigger found how easy it was. Oh, he shouted as the tree flew past him.

Look out, cried Christopher Robin to the others. There was a crash and a tearing noise and a confused heap of everybody on the ground. Christopher Robin and Poo and Biglet picked themselves up first, and then they picked Tigger up, and underneath everybody else was Eeyore. Oh, Eey, Eey, Eeyore, cried Christopher Robin, are you hurt?

And he felt him rather anxiously and dusted him and helped him to stand up again. Eeyore said nothing for a long time. And then he said, is Tigger there? Tigger was there, feeling bouncy again already. Yes, said Christopher Robin. Tigger's here. Well, just thank him for me, said Eeyore. End of chapter four.

Chapter 5 of the House at Poo Corner by A. A. Mielm. This Libre Fox recording is in the public domain. Read by Anne Erickson, Toronto. Chapter 5, in which Rabbit has a busy day, and we learn what Christopher Robin does in the mornings. It was going to be one of Rabbit's busy days. As soon as he woke up, he felt important, as if everything depended upon him. It was just the day for organizing something, or for writing a notice signed rabbit, or for seeing what everybody else thought about it. It was a perfect morning for hurrying round to poo and saying, Very well, then, I'll tell piglet, and then going to piglet and saying, Pooh thinks, but perhaps I better see owl first.

It was a captainish sort of day when everybody said, yes, rabbit, and no rabbit, and waited until he had told them. He came out of his house and sniffed the warm spring morning as he wondered what he would do. Kanga's house was nearest, and at Kanga's house was Roo, who said, Yes, rabbit, and no rabbit, almost better than anybody else in the forest. But there was another animal there nowadays, the strange and bouncy tigger, and he was the sort of tigger, who was always in front when you were showing him the way anywhere, and was just a little bit of a little bit of, generally out of sight when at last you came to the place and said proudly, Here we are. No, not Kangas, said Rabbit thoughtfully to himself,

as he curled his whiskers in the sun, and to make quite sure that he wasn't going there, he turned to the left and trotted off in the other direction, which was the way to Christopher Robin's house. After all, said Rabbit to himself, Christopher Robin depends on me. He's fond of poo and piglet and eore, and so am I. But they haven't any brain, not to notice. And he respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell Tuesday, even if he doesn't spell it right. But spelling isn't everything.

There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count. And Kanga is too busy looking after Roo. And Roo is too young, and Tigger is too bouncy to be of any help. So there's really nobody but me when you come to look at it. I'll go and see if there's anything he wants to do. and then I'll do it for him. It's just the day for doing things. He trotted along happily, and by the by he crossed this stream and came to the place where his friends and relations lived. There seemed to be even more of them about than usual this morning, and having nodded to a hedgehog

or two, with whom he was too busy to shake hands, and having said, good morning, good morning, importantly to some of the others, and, ah, there you are, kindly to the smaller ones, he waved a paw at him over his shoulder and was gone, leaving such an air of excitement, and I don't know what, behind him, that several members of the Beatle family, including Henry Rush, made their way at once to the hundred-acre wood and began climbing trees, in the hope of getting to the top before it happened, whatever it was, so they might see it properly. Rabbit hurried on by the edge of the hundred-acre wood, feeling more important every minute, and soon he came to the tree where Christopher Robin lived.

He knocked at the door and he called out once or twice and then he walked back a little way and put his paw up to keep the sun out and called to the top of the tree. And then he turned all round and shouted, Hello! And I say, it's rabbit! But nothing happened. Then he stopped and listened and everything stopped and listened with him.

And the forest was very lone and still and peop. peaceful in the sunshine, until suddenly a hundred miles above him a lark began to sing. Bother, said Rabbit, he's gone out. He went back to the green front door just to make sure, and he was turning away, feeling that his morning had got all spoiled when he saw a piece of paper on the ground, and there was a pin in it, as if it had fallen off the door. Ha, ha, said Rabbit, feeling quite happy again, another notice. This is what it said, Gone out, Baxon, busy, Baxon, C.R. Ha, said Rabbit again, I must tell the others.

And he hurried off importantly. The nearest house was Owls, and to Owl's house in the hundred-acre wood, he made his way. He came to Owl's door, and he knocked, and he rang, and he rang, and he knocked, and at last Owl's head came out and said, Go away, I'm thinking. Oh, it's you, which was how he always began. Owl, said Rabbit shortly, you and I have brains, the others have fluff. If there is any thinking to be done in this forest, and when I say thinking, I mean thinking,

you and I must do it. Yes, said owl, I was. Read that. Owl took Christopher Robin's notice from Rabbit and looked at it nervously. He could spell his own name, W-O-L, and he could spell Tuesdays so that you knew it wasn't Wednesday, and he could read quite comfortably when you weren't looking over his shoulder and saying, well, all the time, and he could, well, said Rabbit. Yes, said Owl, looking wise and thoughtful. I see what you mean. Undoubtedly. Well, exactly, said Owl, precisely. And he added, after a little thought,

if you had not come to me, I should have come to you. Why? asked Rabbit. For that very reason, said Owl, hoping that something helpful would happen soon. Yesterday morning, said Rabbit, solemnly, I went to see Christopher Robin. He was out. Pinned on his door was a notice. The same notice? A different one, but the meaning was the same. It's very odd. Amazing, said Owl, looking at the notice again, and getting just for a moment a curious sort of feeling that something had happened to Christopher Robin's back. What did you do? Nothing. The best thing, said Owl wisely. Well, said Rabbit again, as Owl knew he was going to, exactly, said Owl. For a little while he couldn't think of anything more, and then all of a

sudden he had an idea. Tell me, Rabbit, he said, the exact words of the first notice. this is very important. Everything depends on this. The exact words of the first notice. It was just the same as that one, really. Owl looked at him and wondered whether to push him off the tree, but feeling that he could always do it afterwards, he tried once more to find out what they were talking about. The exact words, words, please, he said, as if Rabbit hadn't spoken. It just said, gone out, baxon, same as this, only this says busy baxon, too. Owl gave a great sigh of relief. Ah, said Owl, now we know where we are. Yes, but where's Christopher Robin, said Rabbit? That's the point. Owl looked at the notice again. To one of his education, the reading of it was easy.

Gone out. Baxon. Busy, Baxon. Just the sort of thing you'd expect to see on a notice. It is quite clear what has happened, my dear rabbit, he said. Christopher Robin has gone out somewhere with Baxon. He and Baxon are busy together. Have you seen a Baxon? anywhere about in the forest lately? I don't know, said Rabbit.

That's what I came to ask you. What are they like? Well, said Owl, the spotted or herbaceous backson is just a... At least, he said, it's really more of a... Of course, he said. It depends on the... Well, said Owl, the fact is, he said, I don't know what they're like, said Owl, frankly.

Thank you, said Rabbit, and he hurried off to see Pooh. Before he had gone very far, he heard a noise, so he stopped and listened. This was the noise. Noise by Pooh. Oh, the butterflies are flying. No, the winter days are dying, And the primroses are trying to be seen, And the turtle doves are cooing,

And the woods are up and doing, For the violets are bluing in the green. O, the honeybees are gumming, On their little wings and humming, That the summer which is coming will be fun, And the cows are almost cooing, And the turtle doves are mooing, Which is why a poo is booing in the sun.

For the spring is really springing, you can see a skylark singing, and the blue bells which are ringing can be heard. And the cuckoo isn't cooing, but he's cucking and he's doing, and a poo is simply pooing like a bird. Hello, poo, said Rabbit. Hello, rabbit, said Pooh dreamily. Did you make that song up? Well, I sort of made it up, said Pooh. It isn't brain. He went on humbly, because you know why, Rabbit, but it comes to me sometimes.

Ah, said Rabbit, who never let things come to him, but always went and fetched them. Well, the point is, have you seen a spotted or herbaceous baxon in the forest at all? No, said Pooh, not a, no, said Pooh. I saw a tigger just now. That's no good. No, said Pooh. I thought it wasn't. Have you seen Piglet? Yes, said Pooh.

I suppose that isn't any good either, he asked me, Clee. Well, it depends if he saw anything. He saw me, said Pooh. Rabbit sat down on the ground next to Pooh, and feeling much less important like that, stood up again. What it all comes to is this, he said. What does Christopher Robin do in the morning nowadays? What sort of thing?

Well, can you tell me anything you've seen him do in the morning? These last few days. Yes, said Pooh, we had breakfast together yesterday by the pine trees. I'd made up a little basket, just a little fair-sized basket, an ordinary, bigish sort of basket full of. Yes, yes, said Rabbit, but I mean later than that, have you seen him between 11 and 12? well, said Pooh, at 11 o'clock, at 11 o'clock, well, at 11 o'clock, you see, I generally get home about then, because I have one or two things to do. Quarter past 11 then, well, said Pooh, half past,

yes, said Pooh, at half past, or perhaps later, I might see him. And now that he did think of it, he began to remember that he hadn't seen Christopher Robin about so much lately. Not in the mornings. Afternoons, yes, evenings, yes. Before breakfast, yes. Just after breakfast, yes. And then perhaps, see you, Pooh, and off he'd go. That's just it, said Rabbit. Where? Perhaps he's looking for something. What? asked Rabbit. That's just what I was going to say, said Pooh. And then he added, Perhaps he's looking for a... For a spotted or herbaceous baxon?

Yes, said Pooh, one of those, in case it isn't. Rabbit looked at him severely. I don't think you're helping, he said. No, said Pooh. I do try, he added humbly. Rabbit thanked him for trying and said that he would now go and see Eeyore, and Poe could walk with him if he liked. But Pooh, who felt another verse of his song,

on him said he would wait for piglet. Goodbye rabbit, so rabbit went off. But as it happened, it was a rabbit who saw piglet first. Piglet had got up early that morning to pick himself a bunch of violets, and when he had picked them and put them in a pot in the middle of his house, it suddenly came over him that nobody had ever picked Eeyore a bunch of violets. And the more he thought of this, the more he thought how sad it was to be an animal who had never had never had. had a bunch of violets picked for him. So we hurried out again, saying to himself, Eeyore, violets, and then violets, Eeyore, in case he forgot,

because it was that sort of day, and he picked a large bunch and trotted along, smelling them, and feeling very happy until he came to the place where Eeyore was. Oh, Eeyore, began Piglet a little nervously, because Eeyore was busy. Eeyore put out a paw and left him away. Tomorrow, said Eeyore. Or the next day. Piglet came a little closer to see what it was. Eeyore had three sticks on the ground and was looking at them.

Two of the sticks were touching at one end, but not at the other. And the third stick was laid across them. Piglet thought that perhaps it was a trap of some kind. Oh, Eeyore, he began again. was just. Is that little piglet? said Eeyore still looking hard at his sticks. Yes, Eeyore and I. Do you know what this is? No, said piglet. It's an A. Oh, said piglet. Not O, A, said Eey, said Eeyer severely. Can't you hear, or do you think you have more education than Christopher Robin. Yes, said Piglet. No, said Piglet very quickly. And he came closer still. Christopher Robin said it was an A, and an A it is, until somebody treads on it, E. Orr added sternly.

Piglet jumped backwards hurriedly and smelt at his violets. Do you know what A means, little Piglet? No, I don't. It means learning. It means education. It means all the things that you and poo haven't got. That's what A means. Oh, said Piglet again. I mean, does it? He explained quickly. I'm telling you, people come and go in this forest. and they say, it's only E. Or so it doesn't count. They walk to and fro, saying, ha, ha. But do they know anything about A? They don't. It's just three sticks to them.

But to the educated, mark this little piglet, to the educated, not meaning poos and piglets, It's a great and glorious a. Not, he added, just something that anybody can come and breathe on. Piglet stepped back nervously and looked around for help. There's Rabbit, he said gladly. Hello, Rabbit. Rabbit came up importantly, nodded to Piglet and said, Ah, Yor.

In the voice of one who would be saying goodbye in about two more minutes. There's just one thing I wanted to ask you, Eeyore. What happens to Christopher Robin in the mornings nowadays? What's this that I am looking at? said E.R. still looking at it. Three sticks, said Rabbit promptly. You see, said E.or to Piglet. He turned to Rabbit. I will now answer your question, he said solemnly.

Thank you, said Rabbit. What does Christopher Robin do in the morning? He learns. He becomes educated. He instigrates. I think that is the word he mentioned, but I may be referring to something else. He instigrates knowledge. In my small way, I also, if I have the word right, am doing what he does. That, for instance, is an A, said Rabbit, but not a very good one. Well, I must get back and tell the others. E. Or looked at his sticks, and then he looked at Piglet. What did Rabbit say it was? He asked. An A, said Piglet. Did you tell him? No, Eeyore, I didn't. I expect he just knew. He knew? You mean this A thing is a thing rabbit knew? Yes, Ior, he's clever, rabbit is? Clever, said Eeyore, scornfully, putting a foot heavily on his three sticks.

Education, said Eeyore bitterly jumping on his six sticks. What is learning? asked Eeyore as he kicked his 12 sticks. to the air. A thing rabbit knows. Ha! I think, began Piglet nervously, don't, said E. Orr. I think violets are rather nice, said Piglet. And he laid his bunch in front of Eeyore and scampered off. Next morning, the notice on Christopher Robin's door said, Gone out, back soon, C.R. Which is why all the animals in the forest except, of course, the spotted and herbaceous baxon, now know what Christopher Robin does in the mornings. End of Chapter 5.

Chapter 6 of the House at Poo Corner by A.A. Milne. This Lubre Fox recording is in the public domain. Read by Anne Erickson, Toronto. Chapter 6, in which Poo invents a new game, and E.R. joins in. By the time it came to the edge of the forest, the stream had grown up, so that it was almost a river, and being grown up, it did not run and jump and sparkle along as it used to do when it was younger, but moved more slowly, for it knew now where it was going, and it said to itself, there is no hurry, we shall get there someday. But all the little streams

higher up in the forest went this way and that quickly, eagerly, having so much to find out before it was too late. There was a broad track, almost as broad as a road, leading from the outland to the forest. But before it could come to the forest, it had to cross this river. So where it crossed, there was a wooden bridge, almost as broad as a road, with wooden rails on each side of it. Christopher Robin could just get his chin onto the top rail if he wanted to, but it was more fun to stand on the bottom rail so that he could lean right over and watch the river slipping slowly away beneath him. Pooh could get his chin onto the bottom rail if he wanted to, but it was more fun to lie down and get his head under it and watch the river slipping slowly away beneath him.

And this was the only way in which Piglet and Roo could watch the river at all, because they were too small to reach the bottom rail. So they would lie down and watch it, and it slipped away very slowly, being in no hurry to get there. One day when Pooh was walking towards this bridge, he was trying to make up a piece of poetry about fur cones, because there they were, lying about on each side of him, and he felt singing. So he picked a fur cone up and looked at it and said to himself,

This is a very good fur cone, and something ought to rhyme to it. But he couldn't think of anything. And then this came into his head suddenly. here is a mystery about a little fir tree. Owl says it's his tree, and Kanga says it's her tree. Which doesn't make sense, said Pooh, because Kanga doesn't live in a tree. He had just come to the bridge and not looking where he was going. He tripped over something and the fur cone jerked out of his pot into the river. Bother, said Pooh as it floated slowly under the bridge, and he went back to get another fur cone, which had a rhyme to it. But then he thought that he would just look at the river instead, because it was a

peaceful sort of day. So he lay down and looked at it, and it slipped slowly away beneath him. And suddenly there was his fur cone slipping away too. That's funny, said Pooh. I dropped it on the other side, said Pooh, and it came out on this side. I wonder if it would do it again. And he went back for some more fur cones. It did. It kept on doing it. Then he dropped two in at once and leaned over the bridge to see which of them would come out first. And one of them did. But as they were both the same size, he didn't know if it was the one which he wanted to win or the other one. So the next time he dropped one big one and one little one. And the big one came out first, which was what he had said it would do. And the little one came out last, which was what he had said it would do. So he had won

twice. And when he went home for tea, he had won 36 and lost 28, which meant that he was, that he had, well, you'd take 28 from 36, and that's what he was, instead of the other way around. And that was the beginning of the game called Pooh sticks, which Pooh invented, and which he and his friends used to play on the edge of the forest. But they played with sticks instead of fur cones because they were easier to mark. Now one day Poo and Piglet and Rabbit and Roo were all playing poo sticks together. They had dropped their sticks in when Rabbit said, go, and then they had hurried across to the other side of the bridge, and now they were all leaning over the edge waiting to see whose stick would come out first. But it was a long time coming because the river was

very lazy that day and hardly seemed to mind if it didn't ever get there at all. I can see mine, cried Rue. Anything else, can you see yours but isn't? said Poo. I expect my stick stuck, said Roo. Rabbit, my stick's stuck. Is your stick stuck, piglet? They always take longer than you think, said Rabbit.

Asked Rue. I can see yours, piglet, said Poo suddenly. mine's a sort of grayish one, said Piglet, not daring to lean too far over and Casey fell in. Yes, that's what I can see. It's coming over onto my side. Rabbit leaned over further than ever, looking for his, and Rue wriggled up and down, calling out, Come on, stick, stick! And Piglet got very excited because his was the only one which had been seen, and that meant that he was winning. It's coming, said Pooh.

Are you sure it's mine? Squeaked Piglet excitedly. Yes, because it's gray. A big gray one. Here it comes. A very big gray. Oh, no, it isn't. It's Eeyore. An outfloated Eeyore, cried everybody. Looking very calm, very dignified, with his legs in the air, came Eeyore from beneath the bridge. It's Eeyore, cried Rue terribly excited. Is that so? said Eeyore, getting caught up by a little Eddie and turning slowly round three times. I wondered, said Roo. I'm not, said Eeyore. Eeyore, what are you doing there? said Rabbit.

I'll give you three guesses, Rabbit. Digging holes in the ground? Wrong. Leaping from branch to branch of a young oak tree? wrong waiting for somebody to help me out of the river right give rabbit time and he'll always get the answer but ior said pooh in distress what can we i mean how shall we do you think of we yes said ior one of those would be just the thing thank you pooh He's going round and round, said Rue much impressed. And why not? said Ior coldly. I can swim too, said Roo proudly. Not round and round, said Eeyore. It's much more difficult.

I didn't want to come swimming at all today, he went on, revolving slowly. But if when in I decide to practice a slight circular movement from right to left. Or perhaps, I should say, he added as he got into another Eddie, from left to right, just as it happens to occur to me, it is nobody's business but my own. There was a moment's silence while everybody thought, I've got a sort of idea, said Poole at last, but I don't suppose it's a very good one. I don't suppose it is either, said Eeyore. Go on, Pooh, said Rabbit, let's have it.

Well, if we all threw stones and things into the river on one side of Eeyore, the stones would make waves and the waves would wash them to the other side. That's a very good idea, said Rabbit, and Pooh looked happy again. Very, said Eeyore, when I'm a lot of... I want to be washed, Poo, I'll let you know. Suppose we hit him by mistake, said Piglet anxiously. Or supposing you missed him by mistake, said Eeyore. Think of all the possibilities, Piglet, before you settle down to enjoy yourselves.

But Pooha got the biggest stone he could carry and was leaning over the bridge, holding it in his paws. I'm not throwing it, I'm dropping it. I'm dropping it. it, Eeyore, he explained. And then I can't miss. I mean, I can't hit you. Could you stop turning round for a moment because it muddles me rather? No, said Eeyore. I like turning round. Rabbit began to feel that it was time he took command. Now, Poo, he said, when I say now, you can drop it. Eeyore, when I say now, Poo will drop his stone. Thank you very very. much, Rabbit, but I expect I shall know.

Are you ready, Po? Piglet, give Poe a little more room. Get back a bit there, Roo. Are you ready? No, said Eeyore. Now, said Rabbit. Pooh dropped his stone. There was a loud splash, and Eeyore disappeared. It was an anxious moment for the watchers on the bridge. They looked and looked, and even the sight of Piglet's stick coming out a little in front of rabbits didn't cheer them up as much as you would have expected. And then just as Poo was

beginning to think that he must have chosen the wrong stone or the wrong river or the wrong day for his idea, something gray showed for a moment by the riverbank. And it got slowly bigger and bigger. And at last it was Eeyore coming out. With a shout, they rushed off the bridge and pushed and pulled at him. And soon he was standing among them again on dry land. Oh, Ior, you are wet, said Piglet feeling him. Eeyore shook himself and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time. Well done, poo, said Rabbit kindly.

That was a good idea of ours. What was, said Eeyore? Hooshing you to the bank like that. Hooshing me, said Eeyore in surprise. hushing me you didn't think i was hooshed did you i dived pooh dropped a large stone on me and so as not to be struck heavily on the chest i dived and swam to the bank you didn't really whispered piglet to pooh so as to comfort him i didn't think i did said pooh anxiously it It's just Eeyore, said Piglet. I thought your idea was a very good idea.

Poe began to feel a little more comfortable, because when you are a bear of very little brain and you think of things, you find sometimes that a thing which seemed very thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it. And anyhow, Eeyore was in the river, and now he wasn't, so we hadn't done any harm. how did you fall in eor asked rabbit as he dried him with piglet's handkerchief i didn't said eor but how i was bounced said eor oh said roo excitedly did somebody push you somebody bounced me i was just thinking by the side of the river thinking if any of you know what that means when i received a loud bounce oh ior said everybody

are you sure you didn't slip asked rabbit wisely of course i slipped if you're standing on the slippery bank of a river and somebody bounces you'll loudly from behind, you slip. What did you think I did? But who did it? asked Rue. I or didn't answer. I expect it was Tigger, said Piglet nervously. But Eeyore, said Poo, was it a joke or an accident? I mean, I didn't stop to ask, Poo. Even at the very bottom of the river, I didn't stop to say to myself, is this a hearty joke, or is it the merest accident? I just floated to the surface and said to myself, It's wet, if you know what I mean. And where was Tigger? asked Rabbit. Before Eeyore could answer, there was a loud noise behind them, and through the hedge came Tigger himself.

Hello, everybody, said Tigger cheerfully. said Roo. Rabbit became very important suddenly. Tigger, he said solemnly, what happened just now? Just when? said Tigger a little uncomfortably. When you bounced Eeyore into the river, I didn't bounce him. You bounced me, said Eeyore gruffly. I didn't really. I had a cough, and I happened to be behind Eeyore, and I said, Grubbs, shoo! Why? said Rabbit, helping Piglet up and dusting him. It's all right, Piglet. It took me by surprise, said Piglet nervously. That's what I call bouncing, said Eeyore. Taking people by surprise, very unpleasant habit. I don't mind Tigger being in the forest, he went on, because it's a large

forest and there's plenty of room to bounce in it. But I don't see why. he should come into my little corner of it and bounce there. It isn't as if there was anything very wonderful about my little corner. Of course, for people who like cold, wet, ugly bits, it is something rather special, but otherwise it's just a corner. And if anybody feels bouncy, I didn't bounce, I coughed, said Tigger Crossley.

Bouncy or coffee, it's all the same at the bottom of the river. Well, said Rabbit, all I can say is, well, here's Christopher Robin, so he can say it. Christopher Robin came down from the forest to the bridge, feeling all sunny and careless, and just as if twice 19 didn't matter a bit, as it didn't on such a happen. afternoon, and he thought that if he stood on the bottom rail of the bridge and leaned over and watched the river slipping slowly away beneath him, then he would suddenly know everything that there was to be known, and he would be able to tell Pooh, who wasn't quite sure about some of it. But when he got to the bridge and saw all the animals there, then he knew that it wasn't that kind of afternoon,

but the other kind when you wanted to do something. It's like this, Christopher Robin began Rabbit. Tigger. No, I didn't, said Tigger. Well, anyhow, there I was, said Eeyore. But I don't think he meant to, said Poo. He just is bouncy, said Pigglet, and he can't help it. Try bouncing me, Tigger, said Rue eagerly. Eeyore, Tigger's going to try me. Piglet, do you think? Yes, yes, said Rabbit. We don't. all want to speak at once. The point is. What does Christopher Robin think about it? All I did was I coughed, said Tigger. He bounced, said E. Or. Well, I sort of boffed, said Tigger. Hush, said Rabbit, holding up his paw. What does Christopher Robin think about it all? That's the point.

Well, said Christopher Robin, not quite sure what it was all about. I think Yes, said everybody. I think we all ought to play poo sticks. So they did. And Eeyore, who had never played it before, won more times than anybody else, and Rue fell in twice, the first time by accident and the second time on purpose, because he suddenly saw Kanga coming from the forest, and he knew he'd have to go to bed anyhow. So then Rabbit said he'd go with them, and Tigger and Eeyore went off together because Eeyore wanted to tell Tigger how to win at Poo sticks, which you do by letting your stick drop in a twitchy sort of way, if you understand what I mean, Tigger, and Christopher Robin and Poo and Piglet were left on the bridge by themselves. For a long time,

they looked at the river beneath them, saying nothing, and the river said nothing too, for it felt very quiet and peaceful on this summer afternoon. Higger is all right, really, said Piglet lazily. Of course he is, said Christopher Robin. Everybody is really, said Pooh. That's what I think, said Pooh, but I don't suppose I'm right, he said. Of course you are, said Christopher Robin. End of Chapter 6. Chapter 7 of The House at Pooh Corner by A. A. Mellon. This Libra Fox recording is in the public domain. Read by Anne Erickson, Toronto. Chapter 7, in which Tigger is un bounced. One day, Rabbit and Piglet were sitting outside Poo's front door listening to Rabbit, and Poo was sitting with them. It was a drowsy summer

afternoon, and the forest was full of gentle sounds, which all seemed to be saying to Poo, don't listen to Rabbit, listen to me. So he got into a comfortable position for not listening to Rabbit, and from time to time he opened his eyes to say, and then close them again to say, true. And from time to time, Rabbit said, You see what I mean, Piglet, very earnestly. And Piglet nodded earnestly to show that he did.

In fact, said Rabbit, coming to the end of it at last, Tigger's getting so bouncy nowadays that it's time we taught him a lesson. Don't you think so, Piglet? Piglet said that Tigger was very bouncy and that if they could think of a way of un bouncing him, it would be a very good idea. Just what I feel, said Rabbit. What do you say, Poo? Pooh opened his eyes with a jerk and said,

Extremely. Extremely what? asked Rabbit. What you were saying? said Pooh. Undoubtedly. Piglet gave Pooh a stiffening sort of nudge, and Pooh, who felt more and more that he was somewhere else, got up slowly and began to look for himself. But how shall we do it? asked Piglet. What sort of a lesson, Rabbit? That's the point, said Rabbit. The word lesson came back to Pooh as one he had heard before somewhere. There is a thing called twilight. wise times, he said. Christopher Robin tried to teach it to me once, but it didn't. What didn't,

said Rabbit? Didn't what? said Piglet. Poo shook his head. I don't know, he said, it just didn't. What are we talking about? Who, said Piglet reproachfully. Haven't you been listening to what Rabbit was saying? I listened, but I had a small piece of fluff in my ear. Could you say it again, please? rabbit. Rabbit never minded saying things again, so he asked where he should begin from. And when Poo had said from the moment when the fluff got in his ear, and Rabbit had asked when that was, and Poo had said he didn't know because he hadn't heard properly, Pigglet settled it all by saying that what they were trying to do was, they were just trying to think of a way to get the bounces out of Tigger, because however much you liked him, you couldn't deny it,

He did bounce. Oh, I see, said Pooh. There's too much of him, said Rabbit. That's what it comes to. Poo tried to think, and all he could think of was something which didn't help at all. So we hummed it very quietly to himself. If Rabbit was bigger and fatter and stronger

or bigger than Tigger, if Tigger was smaller than Tigger's bad habit of bouncing at Rabbit would matter no longer. if Rabbit was taller. What was Pooh saying? asked Rabbit. Any good? No, said Pooh sadly. No good. Well, I've got an idea, said Rabbit, and here it is. We take Tigger for a long explore somewhere where he's never been, and we lose him there,

and next morning we find him again, and mark my words, he'll be a different Tigger altogether. Why? said Pooh. because he'll be a humble tigger, because he'll be a sad tigger, a melancholy tigger, a small and sorry tigger, and, oh, rabbit, I am glad to see you, Tigger. That's why. Will he be glad to see me and Pigglet too? Of course. That's good, said Poo. I should hate him to go on being sad, said Piglet doubtfully. Tiggers never go on being sad, said Piglet doubtfully. Tiggers never go on being sad, explained Rabbit, they get over it with astonishing rapidity. I asked Owl just to make sure, and he said that that's what they always get over it with. But if we can make Tigger feel small and sad, just for five minutes, we shall have done a good deed. Would Christopher Robin think so? asked Piglet. Yes, said Rabbit. He'd say, you've done a good deed, Piglet. I would have done it myself, only I happen to be doing something else. Thank you, Piglet. And Poo, of course.

Piglet felt very glad about this, and he saw it once that what they were going to do to Tigger was a good thing to do. And as Poo and Rabbit were doing it with him, it was a thing which even a very small animal could wake up in the morning and be comfortable about doing. So the only question was, where should they lose Tigger? We'll take him to the North Pole, said Rabbit, because it was was a very long explorer finding it, so it will be a very long explore for Tigger unfinding it again. It was now Poo's turn to feel very glad because it was he who had first found the North Pole, and when they got there, Tigger would see a notice which said, Discovered by Poo, Poo found it. And then Tigger would know, which perhaps you didn't know,

the sort of bear Poo was, that sort of bear. So it was arranged that they should start next morning, and that Rabbit, who lived near Kanga and Roo and Tigger, should now go home and ask Tigger what he was doing tomorrow. Because if he wasn't doing anything, what about coming for an explore, and getting Poo and Piglet to come too? And if Tigger said yes, that would be all right. And if he said no, he won't, said Rabbit, leave it to me. And he went off busily. The next day was quite a different day. Instead of being hot and sunny, it was cold and misty. Poo didn't mind for himself, but when he thought of all the honey the bees wouldn't be making, a cold and misty day always made him feel sorry for them. He said so to Piglet when Piglet came to fetch

him, and Piglet said that he wasn't thinking of that so much, but of how cold and miserable it would be being lost all day and night on the top of the forest. But when he and Poo had got to Rabbit's house, Rabbit said it was just the day for them, because Tigger always bounced on ahead of everybody, and as soon as he got out of sight, they would hurry away in the other direction, and he would never see them again. Not never, said Piglet. Well, not until we find him again, Piglet, tomorrow, or whenever it is. Come on, he's waiting for us. When they got to Kanga's house, they found that Rue was waiting, too, being a great friend of Tiggers, which made it awkward. But Rabbit whispered, leave this to me, behind his paw to poo, and went up to Kanga.

I don't think Roo had better come, he said. Not today, said Roo, who wasn't supposed to be listening. Nasty cold day, said Rabbit, shaking his head, and you were coughing this morning. How do you know? asked Rue indignantly. Oh, Rue, you never told me, said Kanga reproachfully. It was a biscuit cough, said Rue. Not one you tell about? I think not today, dear. Another day. Tomorrow, said Rue, hopefully.

We'll see, said Kanga. You're always seeing and nothing ever happens, said Roo sadly. Nobody could see on a day like this, Roo, said Rabbit. I don't expect we shall get very far. And then this afternoon we'll all, we'll all, we'll, uh, Tigger, there you are. Come on. Goodbye, Roo. This afternoon will, come on, Poo, already. That's right. Come on. So they went. At first, Poo and Rabbit and Piglet walked together. And Tigger ran round them in circles. And then when the path got narrower, Rabbit, Piglet and Poe walked one after another. And Tigger ran round them in oblongs. And by and by, when the gorse got narrower, Rabbit, Rabbit, Piglet, and Pooh walked one after another. And Tigger ran round them in oblongs. And by, when the gorse got, when the gorse got, very prickly on each side of the path. Tigger ran up and down in front of them, and sometimes he bounced into Rabbit, and sometimes he didn't. And as they got higher, the miss got thicker, so that Tigger kept disappearing. And then when you thought he wasn't there, there he was again,

saying, I say, come on! And before you could say anything, there he wasn't. Rabbit turned round and nudged piglet. The next time, he said, tell poo. The next time, he said, tell poo. The next time, said Piglet to Pooh. The next what? said Pooh to Piglet. Tigger appeared suddenly bounced into Rabbit and disappeared again. Now, said Rabbit, he jumped into a hollow by the side of the path, and Pooh and Piglet jumped after him. They crouched in the bracken, listening. The forest was very silent when you stopped and listened to it. They could see nothing and hear nothing. Shh, said Rabbit. I am, said Pooh. There was a pattering noise, then silence again.

Hello, said Tigger, and he sounded so close suddenly that Piglet would have jumped if Poo hadn't accidentally been sitting on most of him. Where are you? called Tigger. Rabbit nudged Pooh, and Poo looked about for Piglet to nudge, but couldn't find him, and Piglet went on breathing wet bracken as quietly as he could, and felt very brave and excited. That's funny, said Tigger. There was a moment silence. and then they heard him pattering off again. For a little longer they waited until the forest

to become so still that it almost frightened them. And then Rabbit got up and stretched himself. Well, he whispered proudly, there we are. Just as I said, I've been thinking, said Pooh, and I think. No, said Rabbit, don't, run, come on. And they all hurried off Rabbit leading the way. Now, said Rabbit, after they had gone,

on a little way, we can talk. What were you going to say, Pooh? Nothing much. Why are we going along here? Because it's the way home. Oh, said Pooh, I think it's more to the right, said Piglet nervously. What do you think, Pooh? Poo looked at his two paws. He knew that one of them was the right, and he knew that when you had decided which one of them was the right, then the other one was the left. but he never could remember how to begin. Well, he said slowly. Come on, said Rabbit. I know it's this way.

They went on. Ten minutes later, they stopped again. It's very silly, said Rabbit, but just for the moment, I... Ah, of course. Come on. Here we are, said Rabbit ten minutes later. No, we're not. Now, said Rabbit, ten minutes later.

I think we ought to be getting... Or, are we a little bit more to the right than I thought? It's a funny thing, said Rabbit ten minutes later, how everything looks the same in a mist. Have you noticed it, Pooh? Pooh said that he had. Lucky we know the forest so well, or we might get lost, said Rabbit half an hour later, and he gave the careless laugh which you give when you know the forest so well that you can't get lost. Piglet sidled up to Poo from behind.

Pooh, he whispered. Yes, Biglet. Nothing, said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. I just wanted to be sure of you. When Tigger had finished waiting for the others to catch him up, and they hadn't, and when he had got tired of having nobody to say, I say, come on, too, he thought he would go home. So he trotted back, and the first thing Kanga said when she saw him,

was, there's a good Tigger. You're just in time for your strengthening medicine. And she poured it out for him. Rue said proudly, I've had mine. And Tigger swallowed his and said, so have I. And then he and Roo pushed each other about in a friendly way. And Tigger accidentally knocked over one or two chairs by accident. And Rue accidentally knocked over one on purpose. And Kanga said, Now then run along. Where shall we run along too? asked Rue. You can go and collect some fur cones for me, said Kanga, giving them a basket. So they went to the six pine trees and threw fur cones at each other until they had forgotten what they came for, and they left the basket under the trees and went back to dinner. And it was just as they were finishing dinner that Christopher Robben put his head in at the door. Where's poo? he asked. Tigger dear, where's poo? said Kanga. Tigger explained what had happened at the same time that Rue was explaining about his biscuit cough, and Kanga was telling them not both to talk at once,

so it was some time before Christopher Robin guessed that Poo and Piglet and Rabbit were all lost in the mist on the top of the forest. It's a funny thing about Tiggers, whispered Tigger to Rue, how Tiggers never get lost. Why don't they, Tigger? They just don't. explained Tigger. That's how it is. Well, said Christopher Robin, we shall have to go and find them, that's all. Come on, Tigger. I shall have to go and find them, explained Tigger to Rue. May I find them too? asked Rue eagerly. I think not today, dear, said Kanga. Another day. Well, if they're lost tomorrow, may I find them? We'll see, said Kanga. And Rue, who knew what that meant, went into a corner and practiced jumping out at himself,

partly because he wanted to practice this, and partly because he didn't want Christopher Robin and Tigger to think that he minded when they went off without him. The fact is, said Rabbit, we've missed our way somehow. They were having a rest in a small sandpit on the top of the forest. Poo was getting rather tired of that sandpit and suspected it of following them about, because whichever direction they started in, they always ended up at it. And each time, as it came through the mist at them, Rabbit said triumphantly,

Now I know where we are. And Pooh said sadly, so do I. And Piglet said nothing. He had tried to think of something to say, but the only thing he could think of was, Help, help! And it seemed silly to say that when he had poo and rabbit with him. well, said Rabbit, after a long silence in which nobody thanked him for the nice walk they were having, we'd better get on, I suppose. Which way shall we try? How would it be? said Pooh slowly.

If as soon as we're out of sight of this pit, we try to find it again. What's the good of that? said Rabbit. Well, said Pooh, we keep looking for home and not finding it, so I thought if we looked for this pit. We'd be sure not to find it, which would be a good thing, because then we might find something that we weren't looking for, which might be just what we were looking for, really. I don't see much sense in that, said Rabbit. No, said Pooh humbly. There isn't, but there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it on the way. If I walked away from this pit and then walked back to it, of course I did. should find it. Well, I thought perhaps you wouldn't, said Pooh. I just thought. Try,

said Piglet suddenly. We'll wait here for you. Rabbit gave a laugh to show how silly Piglet was and walked into the mist. After he'd gone a hundred yards, he turned and walked back again. And after Pooh and Piglet had waited 20 minutes for him, Poo got up. I just thought, said pooh. Now then, Piglet, let's go home. Bapoo, cry Piglet all excited. Do you know the way? No, said Boo, but there are twelve pots of honey in my cupboard, and they've been calling to me for hours. I couldn't hear them properly before, because Rabbit would talk. But if nobody says anything, except those twelve pots, I think, Biglet, I shall know where they're calling from. Come on.

They walked off together, and for a long time, Pinglet said nothing, so as not to interrupt the pots. And then suddenly he made a squeaky noise and an ooh noise, because now he began to know where he was, but he still didn't dare to say so out loud in case he wasn't. And just when he was getting so sure of himself that it didn't matter whether the pots went on calling or not, there was a shout from in front of them, and out of the mist came Christopher Robin. Oh, there you are, said Christopher Robin carelessly, trying to pretend that he hadn't been anxious. Here we are, said Pooh. Where's Rabbit? I don't know, said Pooh. Oh, well, I expect Tigger will find him. He's sort of looking for you all. Well, said Pooh, I've got to go home for something, and so has piglet,

because we haven't had it yet, and I'll come and watch you, said Christopher Robin. so he went home with Pooh and watched him for quite a long time. And all the time he was watching, Tigger was tearing round the forest, making loud yapping noises for Rabbit. And at last, a very small and sorry rabbit heard him. And the small and sorry rabbit rushed through the mist at the noise, and it suddenly turned into Tigger, a friendly Tigger, a grand Tigger, a large and helpful Tigger, a Tigger who bounced, if he bounced at all in just the beautiful way a Tigger ought to bounce. Oh, Tigger, I am glad to see you, cried Rabbit. End of Chapter 7. Chapter 8 of the House at Poo Corner by A. A. Milne. This Librevox recording is in

the public domain, read by Anne Erickson, Toronto. Chapter 8, in which Piglet does a very grand thing. Halfway between Pooh's house and Piglet's house was a thoughtful spot where they met sometimes when they had decided to go and see each other. And as it was warm and out of the wind, they would sit down there for a little and wonder what they would do now that they had seen each other. One day, when they had decided not to do anything, who made up a verse about it, so that everybody should know what the place was for. this worm and sunny spot belongs to poo and here he wonders what he's going to do oh bother i forgot it's piglets too now one autumn morning when the wind had blown all the leaves off the trees in the night and was trying to blow the branches off pooh and piglet were sitting in the thoughtful spot and wondering what i think said pooh is i think we'll go to poo corner and see eey or because perhaps his houses has been blown down, and perhaps you'd like us to build it again. What I think, said Piglet, is I think we'll go and see Christopher Robin, only he won't be there,

so we can't. Let's go and see everybody, said Pooh, because when you've been walking in the wind for miles and you suddenly go into somebody's house, and he says, hello, poo, you're just in time for a little smackerel of something, and you are, then it's what I call a friendly day. Piglet thought that they ought to have a reason for going to see everybody, like looking for small, or organizing an expedition if Pooh could think of something. Poe could. We'll go because it's a Thursday, he said, and we'll go to wish everybody a very happy Thursday. Come on, Piglet. They got up, and when Piglet had sat down again, because he didn't know the wind was so strong and had been helped up by Pooh, they started off.

They went to Poo's house first, and luckily Poo was at home just as they got there. So he asked them in, and they had some, and then they went on to Kanga's house, holding on to each other and shouting, Isn't it? And what? And I can't hear. By the time they got to Kanga's house, they were just so buffeted that they stayed to lunch. Just at first, it seemed rather cold outside afterwards, so they pushed on to rabbits as quickly as they could. we've come to wish you a very happy Thursday, said Pooh when he had gone in and out once or twice,

just to make sure that he could get out again. Why, what's going to happen on Thursday? asked Rabbit. And when Pooh had explained, and Rabbit, whose life was made up of important things, said, Oh, I thought it'd really come about something. They sat down for a little. And by and by, Pooh and Picklet went on again. The wind was behind them now, so they didn't have to shout. "'Rabbit's clever,' said Pooh thoughtfully.

"'Yes,' said Piglet. "'Rabbit's clever.' "'And he has brain.' "'Yes,' said Piglet. "'Rabot has brain.' There was a long silence. "'I suppose,' said Pooh, "'that that's why he never understands anything.'

Christopher Robin was at home by this time because it was the afternoon, and he was so glad to see them that they stayed there until very nearly tea time, and then they had a very nearly tea, which is one you forget about afterwards, and hurried on to Pooh Corner, so as to see Eeyore before it was too late to have a proper tea with Owl. Hello, Eeyore, they called out cheerfully. Ah, said Eeyore, lost your way. We just came to see you, said Piglet, and to see how your house was.

Look, poo, it's still standing. I know, said Ior. Very odd. Somebody ought to have come down and pushed it over. We wondered whether the wind would blow it down, said Pooh. Ah, that's why nobody's bothered, I suppose. I thought perhaps they'd forgotten. Well, we're very glad to see you, Eeyore, and now we're going on to see Owl. That's right. You'll like Owl. He flew past a day or two ago and noticed me. He didn't actually say anything, mind you, but he knew it was me. Very friendly of him, I thought.

Encouraging. Poo and Piglet shuffled about a little and said, Well, goodbye, Eeyore, as lingeringly as they could, but they had a long way to go and wanted to be getting on. Goodbye, said Eeyore. Eeyore. Mind you don't get blown away, little piglet. You'd be missed. People would say, Where's little piglet been blown to? Really wanting to know. Well, goodbye. And thank you for happening to pass me. Goodbye, said Pooh and Piglet for the last time, and they pushed on to Owl's House.

The wind was against them now, and Piglet's ears streamed behind him like bad. manners as he fought his way along, and it seemed hours before he got them into the shelter of the hundred-acre wood, and they stood up straight again to listen, a little nervously, to the roaring of the gale among the treetops. Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it. Supposing it didn't, said Pooh, after careful thought. Piglet was comforted by this, and in a little while they were knocking and ringing very cheerfully at our Owl's door. Hello, Owl, said Pooh. I hope we're not too late for, uh, I mean, how are you, Owl? Piglet and I just came to see how you work, because it's Thursday. Sit down, Pooh. Sit down, piglet, said Owl kindly. Make yourselves

comfortable. They thanked him and made themselves as comfortable as they could. Because you see, owl, said Pooh, we've been hurrying so as to be in time for, so as to see you before we went away again. Owl nodded solemnly. Correct me if I am wrong, he said, but am I right in supposing that it is a very blustrous day outside? Very, said Piglet, who was quietly thawing his ears and wishing that he was safely back in his own house. I thought so, said Owl. It was on just such a blustrous day as this, that my uncle Robert, a portrait of whom you see upon the wall on your right, piglet, while returning in the late forenoon from a, what's that? There was a loud cracking noise. Look out, cried Pooh.

Mind the clock. Out of the way, Piglet. Piglet, I'm falling on you. Help, cry Piglet. Poo's side of the room was slowly tilting upwards, and his chair began sliding down on piglets. The clock slithered gently along the mantelpiece, collecting vases on the way, until they all crashed together onto what had once been the floor,

but was now trying to see what it looked like as a wall. Uncle Robert, who was going to be the new hearth rug, and was bringing the rest of his wall with him as carpet, met Piglet's chair just as Piglet was expecting to leave it, and for a little while it became very difficult to remember which was really the north. Then there was another loud crack. Owl's room collected itself feverishly, and there was silence.

In a corner of the room the tablecloth began to wriggle. Then it wrapped itself into a ball and rolled across the room. Then it jumped up and down once or twice and put out two ears. It rolled across the room again and unwound itself. Pooh, said Piglet nervously. Yes, said one of the chairs. Where are we? I'm not quite sure, said the chair.

Are we, are we an owl's house? I think so because we were just going to have tea and we hadn't had it. Oh, said Piglet. Well, did Owl always have a letterbox in his ceiling? Has he? Yes, look. I can't, said Pooh. I'm faced downwards under something, and that piglet is a very bad position for looking at ceilings. Well, he has, Pooh. Perhaps he's changed it, said Pooh, just for a change. There was a disturbance behind the table in the other corner of the room, and Owl was with them again. Ah, picklet, said owl, looking very much annoyed. Where's poo?

I'm not quite sure, said Pooh. Owl turned at his voice and frowned at as much of Pooh as he could see. Pooh, said Owl severely. Did you do that? No, said Pooh humbly. I don't think so. Then who did? I think it was.

the wind, said Biglet. I think your house has blown down. Oh, is that it? I thought it was Pooh. No, said Pooh. If it was the wind, said Owl, considering the matter, then it wasn't Pooh's fault. No blame can be attached to him. With these kind words, he flew up to look at his new ceiling. Piglet, called Pooh in a loud whisper. Piglet lent down to him. Yes, Pooh? What did he say he was attached to me? He said he didn't blame you.

Oh, I thought he meant, oh, I see. Owl, said Piglet, come down and help Pooh. Owl, who was admiring his letterbox, flew down again. Together they pushed and pulled at the armchair, and in a little while, Pooh came out from an and was able to look round him again. Well, said Owl, this is a nice state of things. What are we going to do, Pooh?

Can you think of anything? asked Piglet. Well, I had just thought of something, said Pooh. It was just a little thing I thought of. And he began to sing. I lay on my chest, and I thought it best to pretend I was having an evening rest. I lay on my tongue, and I tried to hum, but nothing particular seemed to come. My face was flat on the floor, and that is all very well for an acrobat, but it doesn't seem fair, to a friendly bear, to stiffen him out with a basket chair, and a sort of squoes which grows and grows

is not too nice for his poor old nose, and a sort of squinch is much too much for his neck and his mouth and his ears and such. That was all, said Pooh. Owl coughed in an unadmiring sort of way and said that if Poo was sure that was all, they could now give their minds to the problem of escape. Because, said owl, we can't go out by what used to be the front door. Something's false. on it. But how else can you go out? asked Piglet anxiously. That is the problem, Piglet,

to which I am asking Poo to give his mind. Pooh sat on the floor, which had once been a wall, and gazed up at the ceiling, which had once been another wall, with a front door in it, which had once been a front door, and tried to give his mind to it.

Could you fly up to the letterbox with Piglet on your back? he asked. No, said Piglet quickly. He couldn't. Owl explained about the necessary dorsal muscles. He had explained this to Poo and Christopher Robin once before and had been waiting ever since for a chance to do it again, because it is a thing which you can easily explain twice before anybody knows what you are talking about. Because you see, Owl, if we could get Piglet into the letterbox, he might squeeze through the place where the letters come and climb down the tree and run for help. Piglet said hurriedly that he had been getting bigger lately and couldn't possibly much as he would like to.

And Owl said that he had had his letterbox made bigger lately in case he got bigger letters. So perhaps Piglet might. And Piglet said, But you said the necessary you know what's wouldn't. And Owl said, no, they won't, so it's no good thinking about it. And Piglet said, then we better think of something else, and began to at once. But Poo's mind had gone back to the day when he had saved Piglet from the flood, and everybody had admired him so much,

and as that didn't often happen, he thought he would like it to happen again. And suddenly, just as it had come before an idea came to him. Oh, said Poo, I have thought of something. A stute and helpful bear, said owl. Pooh looked proud at being called a stout and helpful bear and said modestly that he just happened to think of it. You tied a piece of string to Piglet and you flew up to the letterbox with the other end in your beak

and you pushed it through the wire and brought it down to the floor and you and Pooh pulled hard at this end and Piglet went slowly up at the other end. And there you were. And there Piglet is, said Owl. If the string doesn't break, supposing it does, asked Piglet wanting to know. Then we try another piece of string. This was not very comforting to Piglet because however many pieces of string they tried pulling up with. It would always be the same him coming down. But still, it did seem the only thing to do.

So with one last look back in his mind at all the happy hours he had spent in the forest not being pulled up to the ceiling by a piece of string, piglet nodded bravely at poo and said that it was a very clever clever plan. It won't break, whispered. poo comfortably because you're a small animal and I'll stand underneath and if you save us all,

it will be a very grand thing to talk about afterwards and perhaps I'll make up a song and people will say, it was so grand what Piglet did that a respectful poo song was made about it. Piglet felt much better after this and when everything was ready and he found himself slowly going up to the ceiling, he was so proud. that he would have called out, look at me, if he hadn't been afraid that Pooh and owl would let go of their end of the string and look at him. Up we go, said Pooh, cheerfully.

The ascent is proceeding as expected, said Owl, helpfully. Soon it was over, Piglet opened the letterbox and climbed in. Then, having untied himself, he began to squeeze into the slit, through which in the old days, when front doors were front doors, many an unexpected letter that Owl had written to himself had come slipping. He squeezed and he squaws, and then with one last squoos he was out. Happy and excited, he turned round to squeak a last message to the prisoners. It's all right, he called through the letterbox. Your tree is blown right over, owl, and there's a branch across the door. But Christopher,

Robin and I can move it and we'll bring a rope for Pooh, and I'll go and tell him now, and I can climb down quite easily. I mean, it's dangerous, but I can do it all right, and Christopher Robin and I will be back in about half an hour. Goodbye, Pooh. And without waiting to hear, Pooh's answering, goodbye, and thank you, Biglet. He was off. Half an hour, said Al, settling himself comfortably. That will just give me. time to finish that story I was telling you about my uncle Robert, a portrait of whom you see underneath you. Now let me see, where was I? Oh yes, it was on just such a blustrous day as this that my Uncle Robert, poo closed his eyes. End of Chapter 8.

Chapter 9 of The House at Poo Corner by A. A. Milne. This Libravox recording is in the public domain. Read by Anne Erickson, Toronto. Chapter 9, in which E.R. finds the wallery, and owl moves into it. Pooh had wandered into the 100-acre wood and was standing in front of what had once been Owl's house. It didn't look at all like a house now. It looked like a tree which had been blown down.

and as soon as a house looks like that, it is time you tried to find another one. Pooh had had a mysterious message underneath his front door that morning, saying, I am skirting for a new house for owl, so had you, Rabbit. And while he was wondering what it meant, Rabbit had come in and read it for him. I'm leaving one for all the others, said Rabbit, and telling them what it means, and they'll all search to. I'm in a hurry, goodbye. And he had run off. Pooh followed slowly.

He had something better to do than to find a new house for owl. He had to make up a poo song about the old one, because he had promised Piglet days and days ago that he would. And whenever he and Piglet had met since, Piglet didn't actually say anything, but you knew at once why he didn't. And if anybody mentioned hums or trees or string or storms in the night, Piglet's nose went all pink at the tip, and he talked about something quite different in a hurried sort of way.

But it isn't easy, said Pooh to himself as he looked at what had once been Owl's house. Because poetry and hums aren't things which you get, there are things which get you. And all you can do is go where they can find you. He waited hopefully. Well, said Pooh, after a long wait, I shall begin. here lies a tree because it does, and then I'll see what happens. This is what happened. Here lies a tree which owl, a bird, was fond of when it stood on end,

and owl was talking to a friend called me in case you hadn't heard when something ooh occurred. For loath the wind was blusterous and flattened out his favorite tree, and things look bad for him and we. looked bad i mean for he and us i've never known them was then piglet piglet thought a thing courage he said there's always hope i want a thinnish piece of rope or if there isn't any bring a thickish piece of string so to the letter-box he rose while pooh and owl said oh and hum and where the letters always come called letters only piglet squows his head and then his toes. Oh, gallant piglet, piglet! Oh, did piglet tremble? Did he blinch? No, no, he struggled, inch by inch, through letters only as I know, because I saw him go. He ran and ran, and then he stood,

and shouted, help, for owl, a bird, and poo, a bear, until he heard the others coming through the wood, as quickly as they could. Help, help and rescue, Piglet cried, and showed the others where to go. Sing ho for Piglet, Piglet! Ho! And soon the door was opened wide, and we were both outside. Sing ho for piglet, ho! Ho!

So there it is, said Pooh, when he had sung this to himself three times, it's come different from what I thought it would, but it's come. Now I must go, and sing it to piglet. I am skirting for a new house for I also had you, Rabbit. What's all this? said Eeyore.

Rabbit explained. What's the matter with his old house? Asked Eeyore. Rabbit explained. Nobody tells me, said Eeyore. Nobody keeps me informed. I make it 17 days come Friday since anybody spoke to me. It certainly isn't 17 days, come Friday, explained Eeyore. And today's Saturday, said Rabbit,

so that would make it 11 days, and I was here myself a week ago. Not conversing, said Eeyore, not first one and then the other. You said hello and flashed past. I saw your tail in the distance as I was meditating my reply. I had thought of saying, what? But of course, it was then too late. Well, I was in a hurry. No give and take, Eeyore went on. No exchange of thought. Hello, what? I mean, it gets you nowhere, particularly if the other person's tail, is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation. It's your fault, Eeyore. You've never been to see any of us. You just stay here in this one corner of the forest, waiting for the others to come to you.

Why don't you go to them sometimes? Eeyore was silent for a little while thinking. There may be something in what you say, Rabbit, he said at last. I must move about more. I must come, man. go. That's right, E.R. Drop in on any of us at any time when you feel like it. Thank you, Rabbit. And if anybody says in a loud voice, bother, it's Eeyore, I can drop out again. Rabbit stood on one leg for a moment.

Well, he said, I must be going. Goodbye, said Eeyore. What? Oh, goodbye. And if you do come across a house for owl, you must let us know. I will give my mind to it, said Eeyore. Rabbit went. Poo had found Piglet, and they were walking back to the hundred-acre wood together. Piglet, said Poo a little shyly after they had walked for some time without saying anything. Yes, Poo. Do you remember when I said that a respectful Poo song might be written about you, know what. Did you, Pooh? said Piglet, getting a little pink round the nose. Oh, yes, I believe you did. It's been written, Piglet. The pink went slowly up Piglet's nose to his ears and settled there. Has it, Poo? He asked huskily. About, about, about that time when? Do you mean really written?

Yes, Piglet. The tips of Picklet's ear. ears glowed suddenly, and he tried to say something, but even after he had husked once or twice, nothing came out. So Poo went on, there are seven verses in it. Seven, said Pigglet as carelessly as he could. You don't often get seven verses in a hum, do you, Poo? Never, said Poo, I don't suppose it's ever been heard of before. Do the others know yet? As Piglet, stopping for a moment to pick up a stick and threw it away. No, said Pooh, and I wondered which you would like best for me to hum it now, or to wait till we find the others and then hum it to all of you. Piglet thought for a little while. I think what I'd like best, Pooh, is I'd like you to hamit to me now and and then to hummet to

all of us, because then everybody would hear it, but I could say, oh yes, Pooh's told me, and pretend not to be listening. So Poo hummed it to him all the seven verses, and Pigglet said nothing, but just stood and glowed. Never before had anyone sung Ho for Piglet. Piglet! Ho! All by himself! When it was over, he wanted to ask for one of the verses over again, but didn't quite like to.

It was a verse beginning, O gallant Piglet, and it seemed to him a very thoughtful way of beginning a piece of poetry. Did I really do all that? he said at last. Well, said Pooh, in poetry, in a piece of poetry, well, you did it, Piglet, because the poetry says you did, and that's how people know. Oh, said Piglet, because I, I thought I did blinch a little, just at first, and it says, did he blinch no, no, that's why. You only blinched inside, said Pooh, and that's the bravely. this way for a very small animal not to blinch that there is. Piglet sighed with happiness and began to think about himself. He was brave. When they got to Owl's old house,

they found everybody else there except Eeyore. Christopher Robin was telling them what to do, and Rabbit was telling them again directly afterwards in case they hadn't heard, and then they were all doing it. They had got a rope and were pulling Owls' chairs and pictures and things out of his old house, so as to be ready to put them into his new one. Kanga was down below, tying the things on and calling out to Owl, you won't want this dirty old dishcloth anymore, will you? And what about this carpet? It's all in holes. And Owl was calling back indignantly, Of course I do. It's just a question of arranging the furniture properly, and it isn't a dishcloth. it's my shawl. Every now and then, Rue fell in and came back on the rope with the next article,

which flustered Kanga a little because she never knew where to look for him. So she got cross with Owl and said that his house was a disgrace, all damp and dirty, and it was quite time it did tumble down. Look at that horrid bunch of toadstools growing out of the floor there. So Owl looked down a little surprise because he didn't know about. this, and then gave a short, sarcastic laugh and explained that that was his sponge. And if people didn't know a perfectly ordinary bath sponge when they saw it, things were coming to a pretty pass. Well, said Kanga, and Rue fell in quickly, crying, I must see owl's sponge. Oh, there it is. Oh, owl. Owl, it isn't a sponge. It's a spudge. Do you know what a spudge is,

owl? It's when your sponge gets all. And Kanga said, ro dear, very quickly because that's not the way to talk to anybody who can spell Tuesday. But they were all quite happy when Poo and Piglet came along, and they stopped working in order to have a little rest and listen to Poo's new song. So then they all told Poo how good it was, and Piglet said carelessly, it is good, isn't it? I mean as a song. And what about the new house? asked Pooh, have you found it, Owl? He's found a name for it, said Christopher Robin, lazily nibbling at a piece of grass, so now all he wants is the house. I am calling it this, said Owl importantly, and he showed them what he had been making. It was a square piece of board with the name of

the house painted on it, the wallery. It was at this exciting moment that something came through the trees and bumped into Owl. The board fell to the ground, and Piglet and Roo bent over it eagerly. Oh, it's you, said Owl Crossley. Hello, Eeyore, said Rabbit. There you are. Where have you been? E.R. took no notice of them. Good morning, Christopher Robin, he said, brushing away Rue and Piglet and sitting down on the wallery. Are we alone?

Yes, said Christopher Robin. smiling to himself. I have been told the news has worked through to my corner of the forest, the damp bit down on the right which nobody wants, that a certain person is looking for a house. I have found one for him. Ah, well done, said Rabbit kindly. Eeyore looked round slowly at him and then turned back to Christopher Robin. We have been joined by something, he said in a loud whisper. But no matter, we can leave it behind. If you will come with me, Christopher Robin, I will show you the house.

Christopher Robin jumped up. Come on, poo, he said, cried Rue. shall we go, owl, said rabbit. Wait a moment, said owl, picking up his notice board, which had just come into sight again. Eeyore waved them back. Christopher Robin and I are going for a short walk, he said. Not a jostle. If he likes to bring poo and piglet with him, I shall be glad of their company.

but one must be able to breathe. That's all right, said Rabbit, rather glad to be left in charge of something. We'll go on getting the things out. Now then, Tigger, where's that rope? What's the matter, owl? Owl, who had just discovered that his new address was the smudge, coughed at Eeyore sternly,

but said nothing. And Eeyore, with most of the wallery behind him, marched off with his friends. So in a little while they came to the house which Ior had found. And for some minutes before they came to it, Piglet was nudging Pooh. And Pooh was nudging Piglet, and they were saying, It is, and it can't be, and it is really, to each other. And when they got there, it really was.

There, said Ior proudly, stepping them outside Piglet's house. And the name on it, and every other. everything. Oh, cried Christopher Robin, wondering whether to laugh for what. Just the house for owl. Don't you think so, little piglet? And then Piglet did a noble thing, and he did it in a sort of dream while he was thinking of all the wonderful words Poo had hummed about him. Yes, it's just the house for owl, he said grandly, and I hope he'll be very happy in it. And then he gulped twice because he had been very happy in it himself. What do you think, Christopher Robin? asked Eeyore a little anxiously, feeling that something wasn't quite right. Christopher Robin had a question to ask first,

and he was wondering how to ask it. Well, he said at last, It's a very nice house, and if your own house is blown down, you must go somewhere else, mustn't you, Piglet? What would you do if your house was blown down? Before Piglet could think, Poo answered for him. He'd come and live with me, said Poo. Wouldn't you, Piglet? Piglet squeezed his paw. Thank you, Poo, he said. I should love to. End of Chapter 9.

Chapter 10 of the House of Poo Corner by A.A. Milne. This Libra Fox recording is in the public domain, read by Anne Erickson, Toronto. Chapter 10, in which Christopher Robin and Pooh come to an enchanted place, and we leave them there. Christopher Robin was going away. Nobody knew why he was going. Nobody knew where he was going. Indeed, nobody even knew why he knew that Christopher Robert. Robin was going away. But somehow or other, everybody in the forest felt that it was happening at last. Even smallest of all, a friend in relation of rabbits who thought he had once seen Christopher Robin's foot, but couldn't be quite sure because perhaps it was something else, even S of A told

himself that things were going to be different. And late and early, two other friends in relations said, well early and well late to each other in such a hopeless sort of way, that it really didn't seem any good waiting for the answer. One day when he felt that he couldn't wait any longer, Rabbit brained out a notice, and this is what it said. Notice a meeting of everybody will meet at the house at Poo Corner to pass a resolution by order keep to the left signed Rabbit. He had to write this out two or three times before he could get the resolution to look like what he thought it was going to when he began to spell it. But when at last it was finished, he took it round to everybody

and read it out to them. And they all said they would come. Well, said Eeyore that afternoon when he saw them all walking up to his house. This is a surprise. Am I asked to? Don't mind Eeyore, whispered rabbit to poo. I told him all about it this morning. Everybody said, How do you do to Eeyore? And Eeyore said that he didn't, not to notice. And then they sat down. And as soon as they were all sitting down, Rabbit stood up again. We all know why we're here, he said. But I have asked my friend Eeyore, that's me, said Eeyore. Grand. I have asked him to propose a resolution. and he sat down again. Now then, E.R., he said.

Don't bustle me, said E.R. getting up slowly. Don't now, then, me. He took a piece of paper from behind his ear and unfolded it. Nobody knows anything about this, he went on. This is a surprise. He coughed in an important way, began again. What not send, et cetera, before I begin, or perhaps I should say before I end, I have a piece of poetry to

read to you. Hitherto, hitherto, a long word meaning, well, you'll see what it means directly. Hitherto, as I was saying all the poetry in the forest has been written by Poo, a bear with a pleasing manner, but a positively startling lack of brain. The poem which I am now about to read to you was written by Eeyore or myself in a quiet moment. If somebody will take Ruse Bullseye's away from him and wake up, owl. We shall all be able to enjoy it. I call it poem. This was it. Christopher Robin is going. At least I think he is. Where? Nobody knows. But he is going. I mean he goes. To run. To run. rhyme with nose. Do we care? To rhyme with where. We do very much. I haven't got a rhyme for that is in the

second line yet. Bother. Now I haven't got a rhyme for bother. Bother. Those two bothers will have to rhyme with each other, bother. The fact is, this is more difficult than I thought. I ought, very good indeed. I ought to begin again, but it is easier to stop. Christopher Robin, goodbye, I, good, I, and all your friends, sends. I mean, all your friend send. Very awkward this. It keeps going wrong. Well, anyhow, we send our love. End. If anybody wants to clap, said Eeyore when he had read this, now is the time to do it. they all clapped. Thank you, said Eeyore.

Unexpected and gratifying, if a little lacking in smack. It's much better than mine, said Pooh admiringly, and he really thought it was. Well, explained Eeyor modestly, it was meant to be. The resolution, said Rabbit,

is that we all sign it and take it to Christopher Robin. So it was signed, Pooh, Piglet, Wall, Eeyore, Rabbit, Kanga, Blot, Smudge, and they all went off to Christopher Robin's house with it. Hello, everybody, said Christopher Robin. Hello, Pooh. They all said hello and felt awkward and unhappy suddenly, because it was a sort of goodbye they were saying and they didn't want to think about it. So they stood around and waited for somebody else to speak, and they nudged each other and said, Go on, and gradually Eeyore was snudged to the front and the others crowded behind him. What is it to Eeyore? asked Christopher Robin. Eor swished his tail from side to side so as to encourage himself and began.

Christopher Robin, he said. We've come to say, to give you, it's called. written by, but we've all, because we've heard, I mean, we all know, well, you see, it's we, you, well, that, to put it as shortly as possible, is what it is. He turned round angrily on the others and said, everybody crowds round so in this forest. There is no space. I never saw a more spreading lot of animals in my life and all in the wrong places.

Can't you see that Christopher Roburn wants to be alone? I'm going and he humped off. Not quite knowing why the others began edging away and when Christopher Robin had finished reading poem and was looking up to say, thank you, only Pooh is left. It's a comforting sort of thing to have, said Christopher Robin, folding up the paper and putting it in his pocket. Come on, Pooh, and he walked off quickly.

Where are we going? said Pooh, hurrying after him and wondering whether it was to be an explore or what shall I do about you know what. Nowhere, said Christopher Robin. So they began going there, and after they had walked a little way, Christopher Robin said, What do you like doing best in the world, Poo? Well, said Poo, would I like best? And then he had to stop and think, because although eating honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it, which was better than when you were.

But he didn't know what it was called. And then he thought that being with Christopher Robin was a very good thing to do, and having Piglet near was a very friendly thing to have. And so when he had thought it all out, he said, What I like best in the whole world is me and Piglet going to see you, and you saying, what about a little something? And me saying, well, I shouldn't mind a little something, should you, Piglet? And it being a hummy sort of day outside and birds singing.

I like that too, said Christopher Robin. But what I like doing best is nothing. How do you do nothing? asked Poo after he had wondered for a long time. Well, it's when people call out at you, just as you're going off to do it. What are you going to do, Christopher Robin? And you say, oh, nothing. And then you go and do it.

Oh, I see, said Poo. This is a nothing sort of thing that we're doing now. Oh, I see. said Pooh again. It means just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear and not bothering. Oh, said Pooh. They walked on, thinking of this and that, and by and by they came to an enchanted place on the very top of the forest called Gallion's lap, which is 60-something trees in a circle. And Christopher Robin knew that it was enchanted because nobody had ever been able to count whether it was 63 or 64. not even when he tied a piece of string round each tree after he had counted it. Being enchanted, its floor was not like the floor of the forest,

gorse and bracken and heather, but close-set grass, quiet and smooth and green. It was the only place in the forest where you could sit down carelessly without getting up again almost at once and looking for somewhere else. Sitting there, they could see the whole world spread out until it reached the sky and whatever there was all the world over, was with them and galleon's lap. Suddenly, Christopher Robin began to tell Pooh about some of the things. People called kings and queens, and something called factors, and a place called Europe, and an island in the middle of the sea where no ships came,

and how you make a suction pump, if you want to, and when knights were knighted, and what comes from Brazil? And Pooh, his back against one of the 60-something trees, and his paws folded in front of him, said, Oh, and I didn't know, and thought how wonderful it would be to have a real brain which could tell you things. And by and by Christopher Robin came to an end of the things and was silent, and he sat there looking out over the world, and wishing it wouldn't stop. But Pooh was thinking too, and he said suddenly to Christopher Robbins. Robin. Is it a very grand thing to be an afternoon? What you said? A what? said Christopher Robin lazily as he listened to something else.

On a horse, explained Pooh. A knight? Oh, was that it? said Pooh. I thought it was a, is it as grand as a king and factors and all the other things you said? Well, it's not as grand as a king, said, Robin. And then as Pooh seemed disappointed, he added quickly, but it's grander than factors. Could a bear be one? Of course he could, said Christopher Robin. I'll make you one. And he took a stick and touched Pooh on the shoulder and said, Rise, Sir Pooh de Bear, most faithful of all my nights. So Pooh rose and sat down and said, thank you, which is the proper thing to say it when you have been made a night, and he went into a dream again, in which he and Sir Pomp and Sir Brazil and factors lived

together with a horse, and were faithful knights, all except factors who looked after the horse, to good King Christopher Robin. And every now and then he shook his head and said to himself, I'm not getting it right. Then he began to think of all the things Christopher Robin would want to tell him when he came back from wherever he was going to. how muddling it would be for a bear of very little brain to try and get them right in his mind. So perhaps, he said sadly to himself, Christopher Robin won't tell me anymore. And he wondered if being a faithful night meant that you just went on being faithful without being told things. Then, suddenly again, Christopher Robin, who was still looking at the

world, with his chin in his hands, called out Poo. Yes, said Poo. When I'm, when, Poo, yes, Christopher Robin, I'm not going to do nothing anymore. Never again. Well, not so much. They don't let you. Poo waited for him to go on, but he was silent again.

Yes, Christopher Robin, said Poo, helpfully. Poo, when I'm, you know, when I'm not doing nothing, will you come up here sometimes? Just me. Yes, Poo. Will you be here too? Yes, Poo, I will be really. I promise I will be, Poo. That's good, said Poo.

Poo, promise you won't forget about me ever, not even when I'm a hundred. Poo thought for a little. How old shall I be there? Then. Ninety-nine. Poo nodded. I promise, he said. Still with his eyes on the world, Christopher Robin put out a hand and felt for Poo's paw. Poo, said Christopher Robin earnestly, If I, if I'm not quite, he stought and tried again. Poo, whatever happens, you will understand, won't you? Understand what? Oh, nothing. He laughed and jumped to his feet. Come on. Where? said Pooh. Anywhere, said Christopher Robin. So they went off together.

But wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted place on the top of the forest, a little boy and his bear will always be playing. End of Chapter 10. End of the House at Pooh Corner.