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Episode Date: July 12, 2023The Incredulity of Father Brown by G. K. Chesterton audiobook. Genre: mystery In The Incredulity of Father Brown, G. K. Chesterton returns to his unlikely sleuth: Father Brown, a quiet Catholic pries...t whose plain clothes and unassuming manner invite underestimation. Moving through drawing rooms, country lanes, and shadowed city streets, Father Brown encounters baffling crimes that leave sharper minds chasing elaborate theories. What sets him apart is not laboratory science or official authority, but an intimate understanding of conscience, temptation, and the small missteps that lead ordinary people into extraordinary wrongdoing. As each case unfolds, Father Brown listens more than he speaks, noticing the human details others dismiss and probing motives where others focus only on evidence. Along the way, he faces skeptical police, clever criminals, and confident amateurs who mistake cynicism for insight. With wit, moral tension, and a steadily tightening sense of puzzle and peril, this collection offers mysteries that challenge appearances and reward careful attention, blending intellectual gamesmanship with compassion for flawed souls. Each story stands alone, yet together they deepen the portrait of a detective whose faith and humility become his most surprising tools. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 01 (00:47:28) Chapter 02 (01:52:07) Chapter 03 (02:46:07) Chapter 04 (03:42:13) Chapter 05 (04:46:56) Chapter 06 (05:35:51) Chapter 07 (06:24:54) Chapter 08 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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The incredulity of Father Brown by G.K. Chesterton
The Resurrection of Father Brown
There was a brief period during which Father Brown enjoyed, or rather did not enjoy, something like fame.
He was a nine-days wonder in the newspapers.
He was even a common topic of controversy in the weekly reviews.
His exploits were narrated eagerly and inaccurately in any number of clubs and
drawing rooms, especially in America. Incongruous and indeed incredible as it may seem to anyone
who knew him, his adventures as a detective, were even made the subject of short stories appearing
in magazines. Strangely enough, this wandering limelight struck him in the most obscure, or at least
the most remote, of his many places of residence. He had been sent out to officiate as something between a missionary
and a parish priest in one of those sections of the northern coast of South America,
where strips of countries still cling insecurely to European powers,
or are continually threatening to become independent republics under the gigantic shadow of President
Monroe.
The population was red and brown with pink spots.
That is, it was Spanish-American and largely Spanish-American Indian,
but there was a considerable and increased.
enciltration of Americans
of the northern sort,
Englishmen, Germans, and the rest.
And the trouble seems to
have begun when one of these
visitors very recently landed
and very much annoyed
at having lost one of his bags
approached the first building
of which he came in sight,
which happened to be the mission house
and chapel attached to it,
in front of which ran a
long veranda and a
long row of stakes, up
which were trained the black-twisted vines, their square leaves red with autumn.
Behind them, also in a row, a number of human beings sat almost as rigid as the stakes and
colored in some fashion like the vines. For while their broad-brimmed hats were as black
as their unblinking eyes, the complexions of many of them might have been made out of the
dark red timber of those transatlantic forests.
Many of them were smoking very long, thin, black cigars, and in all that group the smoke was almost the only moving thing.
The visitor would probably have described them as natives, though some of them were very proud of Spanish blood.
But he was not one to draw any fine distinction between Spaniards and Red Indians,
being rather disposed to dismiss people from the scene
when once he had convicted them of being native to it.
He was a newspaper man from Kansas City,
a lean, light-haired man with what Meredith called an adventurous nose.
One could almost fancy it found its way by feeling its way
and moved like the proboscis of a...
an ant-eater. His name was Snaith, and his parents, after some obscure meditation, had called him
Saul, a fact which he had the good feeling to conceal as far as possible. Indeed, he had ultimately
compromised by calling himself Paul, though by no means for the same reason that had affected the
Apostle of the Gentiles. On the contrary, so far as he had any views on such things, the name
of the persecutor would have been more appropriate, for he regarded organized religion with the
conventional contempt which can be learnt more easily from Ingersoll than from Voltaire.
And this was, as it happened, the not very important side of his character which he turned
toward the mission station and the groups in front of the veranda.
Something in their shameless repose and indifference inflamed his own fury of efficiency.
and as he could get no particular answer to his first questions,
he began to do all the talking himself.
Standing out there in the strong sunshine,
a spick and span figure in his Panama hat and neat clothes,
his grip sack held in a steely grip,
he began to shout at the people in the shadow.
He began to explain to them very loudly
why they were lazy and filthy, ambitially ignorant,
and lower than the beasts that parisional.
in case this problem should have previously exercised their minds. In his opinion, it was the deleterious
influence of priests that had made them so miserably poor and so hopelessly oppressed that they
were able to sit in the shade and smoke and do nothing. And a mighty soft crowd, you must be at that,
he said, to be bullied by these stuck-up josses because they walk about in their miters,
and their tiaras and their gold copes and other glad rags,
looking down on everybody else like dirt,
being bamboozled by crowns and canopies and sacred umbrellas
like a kid at a pantomime,
just because a pompous old high priest of mumbo-jumbo looks as if he was the Lord of the Earth.
What about you?
What do you look like, you poor simps?
I tell you, that's why.
you're way back in barbarism and can't read or write and.
At this point, the high priest of Mumbo Jumbo came in an undignified hurry out of the door of the
mission house, not looking very like a lord of the earth, but rather like a bundle of black
second-hand clothes buttoned round, a short bolster in the semblance of a guy.
He was not wearing his tiara, supposing him to possess one, but a shawl.
shabby broad hat not very dissimilar from those of the Spanish Indians, and it was thrust to the back
of his head with a gesture of botheration. He seemed just about to speak to the motionless natives
when he caught sight of the stranger and said quickly, oh, can I be of any assistance? Would you like to
come inside? Mr. Paul Snaith came inside, and it was the beginning of a considerable increase of
that journalist's information on many things.
Presumably, his journalistic instinct was stronger than his prejudices,
as indeed it often is in clever journalists,
and he asked a good many questions,
the answers to which interested and surprised him.
He discovered that the Indians could read and write
for the simple reason that the priest had taught them,
but that they did not read or write any more than they could help
from a natural preference for more direct communications.
He learned that these strange people who sat about in heaps on their veranda without stirring a hair
could work quite hard on their own patches of land,
especially those of them who were more than half Spanish,
and he learned with still more astonishment that they all had patches of land that were really their own.
That much was part of a stubborn tradition that seemed quite native,
to natives. But in that also the priest had played a certain part, and by doing so, had taken
perhaps what was his first and last part in politics, if it was only local politics.
There had recently swept through that region one of those fevers of atheist and almost
anarchist radicalism, which break out periodically in countries of the Latin culture,
generally beginning in a secret society and generally ending in a civil war and in very little else.
The local leader of the iconoclastic party was a certain Alvarez, a rather picturesque adventurer of Portuguese nationality,
but, as his enemy said, of partly Negro origin, the head of any number of lodges and temples of initiation of the sort that in such places clothed even atheists,
with something mystical.
The leader on the more conservative side was a much more commonplace person,
a very wealthy man named Mendoza, the owner of many factories and quite respectable,
but not very exciting.
It was the general opinion that the cause of law and order would have been entirely lost
if it had not adopted a more popular policy of its own in the form of securing land for the peasants,
and this movement had mainly originated from the little mission station of Father Brown.
While he was talking to the journalist Mendoza, the conservative leader, came in.
He was a stout, dark man, with a bald head like a pear, and a round body, also like a pair.
He was smoking a very fragrant cigar, but he threw it away, perhaps a little theatrically,
when he came into the presence of the priest, as if he had been entered.
church and bowed with a curve that in so corpulent a gentleman seemed quite improbable.
He was always exceedingly serious in his social gestures, especially towards religious institutions.
He was one of those laymen who are much more ecclesiastical than ecclesiastics.
It embarrassed Father Brown a good deal, especially when carried thus into private life.
I think I am an anti-clerical, Father Brown would say with a faint smile,
but there wouldn't be half so much clericism if they would only leave things to the clerics.
Why, Mr. Mendoza exclaimed the journalist with a new animation,
I think we have met before.
Weren't you at the Trade Congress in Mexico last year?
The heavy eyelids of Mr. Mendoza showed a flutter of recognition,
and he smiled in his slow way.
I remember.
Pretty big business done there in an hour or two, said Snaith with relish.
Made a good deal of difference to you, too, I guess.
I have been very fortunate, said Mendoza modestly.
Don't you believe it, cried the enthusiastic Snaith.
Good fortune comes to the people who know when to catch hold,
and you caught hold good and sure.
but I hope I'm not interrupting your business.
Not at all, said the other.
I often have the honor of calling on the Padre for a little talk, merely for a little talk.
It seemed as if this familiarity between Father Brown and a successful and even famous man of business
completed the reconciliation between the priest and the practical Mr. Snaith.
He felt it might be supposed a new respectability, clothed the station,
and the mission, and was ready to overlook such occasional reminders of the existence of religion
as a chapel and a presbytery can seldom wholly avoid. He became quite enthusiastic about the
priest's program, at least on its secular and social side, and announced himself ready at any
moment to act in the capacity of a live wire for its communication to the world at large,
and it was at this point that Father Brown began to find the journalist rather more troublesome in his sympathy than in his hostility.
Mr. Paul Snaith set out vigorously to feature Father Brown. He sent long and loud eulogies on him across the continent to his newspaper in the Middle West.
He took snapshots of the unfortunate cleric in the most commonplace occupations and exhibited them in gigantic photographs in the gigantic photographs in the gigantic.
Sunday papers of the United States.
He turned his sayings into slogans and was continually presenting the world with a message
from the Reverend Gentleman in South America.
Any stock less strong and strenuously receptive than the American race would have become
very much bored with Father Brown.
As it was, he received handsome and eager offers to go on a lecturing tour in the States,
and when he declined, the terms were really.
raised with expressions of respectful wonder.
A series of stories about him, like the stories of Sherlock Holmes,
were, by the instrumentality of Mr. Snaith, planned out and put before the hero with requests
for his assistance and encouragement.
As the priest found they had started, he could offer no suggestion except that they should
stop.
And this, in turn, was taken by Mr. Snaith, as the text for a discussion on whether Father Brown
should disappear temporarily over a cliff in the manner of Dr. Watson's hero.
To all these demands, the priest had patiently to reply in writing,
saying that he would consent on such terms to the temporary cessation of the stories
and begging that a considerable interval might occur before they began again.
The notes he wrote grew shorter and shorter, and as he wrote the last of them, he sighed.
Needless to say, this strange book,
boom in the north reacted on the little outpost in the south where he had expected to live
in so lonely in exile. The considerable English and American population, already on the spot,
began to be proud of possessing so widely advertised a person. American tourists of the sort
who land with a loud demand for Westminster Abbey landed on that distant coast with a loud
demand for Father Brown. They were within measurable distance of running excursion trains named after
him and bringing crowds to see him as if he were a public monument. He was especially troubled by the active
and ambitious new traders and shopkeepers of the place who were perpetually pestering him to try
their wares and to give them testimonials. Even if the testimonials were not forthcoming,
they would prolong the correspondence for the purpose of collecting autographs.
As he was a good-natured person, they got a good deal of what they wanted out of him,
and it was in answer to a particular request from a Frankfurt wine merchant named Eckstein
that he wrote hastily a few words on a card, which were to prove a terrible turning point in his life.
Eckstein was a fussy little man with fuzzy hair and pince-nays, who was wide,
wildly anxious that the priest should not only try some of his celebrated medicinal port,
but should let him know where and when he would drink it, in acknowledging its receipt.
The priest was not particularly surprised at the request, for he was long past surprised at the lunacies of advertisement.
So he scribbled something down and turned to other business, which seemed a little more sensible.
He was again interrupted by a note from no one.
less a person than his political enemy, Alvarez, asking him to come to a conference at which it was
hoped that a compromise on an outstanding question might be reached, and suggesting an appointment
that evening at a cafe just outside the walls of the little town. To this also he sent a message
of acceptance by the rather florid and military messenger who was waiting for it, and then having an
hour or two before him, sat down to attempt to get through a little of his own legitimate business.
At the end of the time, he poured himself out a glass of Mr. Eckstein's remarkable wine,
and, glancing at the clock with a humorous expression, drank it, and went out into the night.
Strong moonlight lay on the little Spanish town so that when he came to the picturesque gateway,
with its rather Rococo arch
and the fantastic fringe of palms beyond it,
it looked rather like a scene in a Spanish opera.
One long leaf of palm with jagged edges,
black against the moon,
hung down on the other side of the arch,
visible through the archway,
and had something of the look of the jaw of a black crocodile.
The fancy would not have lingered in his imagination,
but for something else that caught his name.
naturally alert eye. The air was deathly still, and there was not a stir of wind, but he distinctly saw
the pendant palm leaf move. He looked around him and realized that he was alone. He had left behind
the last houses, which were mostly closed and shuttered, and was walking between two long,
blank walls built of large and shapeless but flattened stones, tufted here and there with the queer
prickly weeds of that region, walls which ran parallel all the way to the gateway. He could not see
the lights of the cafe outside the gate, probably it was too far away. Nothing could be seen
under the arch, but a wider expanse of large flagged pavement, pale in the moon with the straggling
prickly pear here and there. He had a strong sense of the smell of evil. He felt queer physical oppression,
But he did not think of stopping.
His courage, which was considerable, was perhaps even less strong a part of him than his curiosity.
All his life he had been led by an intellectual hunger for the truth, even of trifles.
He often controlled it in the name of proportion, but it was always there.
He walked straight through the gateway, and on the other side a man sprang like a monkey out of the treetop and struck at him,
with a knife. At the same moment, another man came crawling swiftly along the wall and whirling a cudgel
round his head, brought it down. Father Brown turned, staggered, and sank in a heap. But as he sank,
there dawned on his round face and expression of mild and immense surprise. There was living in the same
little town at this time, another young American, particularly different from Mr. Paul Snaith.
His name was John Adams' race, and he was an electrical engineer, employed by Mendoza to fit out the old town with all the new conveniences.
He was a figure far less familiar in satire and international gossip than that of the American journalist.
Yet, as a matter of fact, America contains a million men of the moral type of race to one of the moral type of snaith.
He was exceptional in being exceptionally good at his job, but in every other way he was very simple.
He had begun life as a drugist's assistant in a western village and risen by sheer work and merit.
But he still regarded his hometown as the natural heart of the habitable world.
He had been taught a very Puritan or purely evangelical sort of Christianity from the family Bible at his mother's name.
knee, and insofar as he had time to have any religion, that was still his religion.
Amid all the dazzling lights of the latest and even wildest discoveries, when he was at the
very edge and extreme of experiment, working miracles of light and sound like a god, creating
new stars and solar systems, he never for a moment doubted that the things back home were
the best things in the world. His mother and the family Bible
and the quiet and quaint morality of his village.
He had as serious and noble a sense of the sacredness of his mother
as if he had been a frivolous Frenchman.
He was quite sure the Bible religion was really the right thing,
only he vaguely missed it wherever he went into the modern world.
He could hardly be expected to sympathize with the religious externals of Catholic countries
and in a dislike of miters and croziers, he sympathized with Mr. Snaith, though not in so cocksure a fashion.
He had no liking for the public bowings and scrapings of Mendoza, and certainly no temptation,
to the Masonic mysticism of the atheist Alvarez. Perhaps all that semi-tropical life was too
colored for him, shot with Indian red and Spanish gold. Anyhow, when he said there was
was nothing to touch his hometown, he was not boasting. He really meant that there was somewhere
something plain and unpretentious and touching, which he really respected more than anything else
in the world. Such being the mental attitude of John Adams' race in a South American station,
there had been growing on him for some time a curious feeling which contradicted all his
prejudices and for which he could not account.
For the truth was this, that the only thing he had ever met in his travels that in the least
reminded him of the old woodpile and the provincial properties and the Bible on his mother's
knee was, for some inscrutable reason, the round face and black clumsy umbrella of Father
Brown.
He found himself insensibly watching that commonplace and even comic black figure as it went bustling about,
watching it with an almost morbid fascination, as if it were a walking riddle or contradiction.
He had found something he could not help liking in the heart of everything he hated.
It was as if he had been horribly tormented by lesser demons and then found that the devil was,
an ordinary person.
Thus it happened that, looking out of his window, on that moonlit night, he saw the devil go
by, the demon of unaccountable blamelessness, in his broad black hat and long black coat,
shuffling along the street towards the gateway, and saw it with an interest which he could
not himself understand.
He wondered where the priest was going, and what he was really up to, and remained gazing out,
into the moonlit street long after the little black figure had passed, and then he saw something
else that intrigued him further. Two other men whom he recognized passed across his window as
across a lighted stage. A sort of blue limelight of the moon ran in a spectral halo round the big
bush of hair that stood erect on the head of Little Eckstein, the wine cellar, and it outlined
a taller and darker figure
with an eagle profile
and a queer, old-fashioned
and very top-heavy black hat,
which seemed to make
the whole outline still more bizarre,
like a shape in a shadow pantomime.
Race rebuked himself for allowing the moon
to play such tricks with his fancy,
for on a second glance he recognized
the black Spanish side-whiskers
and high-featured face of Dr. Calderon,
a worthy medical man of the town whom he had once found attending professionally on Mendoza.
Still, there was something in the way the men were whispering to each other and peering up the street
that struck him as peculiar. On a sudden impulse, he leapt over the low windowsill and himself
went bareheaded up the road following their trail. He saw them disappear under the dark archway
and a moment after there came a dreadful cry from beyond,
curiously loud and piercing,
and all the more blood-curdling to race
because it said something very distinctly
in some tongue that he did not know.
The next moment there was a rushing of feet,
more cries, and then a confused roar of rage or grief
that shook the turrets and tall palm trees of the place.
There was a movement in the mob
that had gathered as if they were sweeping backwards through the gateway. And then the dark archway
resounded with a new voice, this time intelligible to him, and falling with the note of doom,
as someone shouted through the gateway. Father Brown is dead. He never knew what prop gave way in his mind,
or why, something on which he had been counting suddenly failed him. But he ran towards the gateway,
and was just in time to meet his countrymen, the journalist Snaith coming out of the dark entrance,
deadly pale and snapping his fingers nervously.
It's quite true, said Snaith, was something which for him approached to reverence.
He's a goner.
The doctor's been looking at him, and there's no hope.
Some of these damned dagoes clubbed him as he came through the gate.
God knows why.
It'll be a great loss to the place.
Race did not or perhaps could not reply, but ran on under the arch to the scene beyond.
The small black figure lay where it had fallen on the wilderness of wide stones, starred here and there with green thorn,
and the great crowd was being kept back, chiefly by the mere gestures of one gigantic figure in the foreground.
For there were many there who swayed hither and tither at the me.
movement of his hand, as if he had been a magician.
Alvarez, the dictator and demagogue, was a tall, swaggering figure, always rather flamboyantly
clad, and on this occasion he wore a green uniform with embroideries like silver snakes
crawling all over it, with an order round his neck hung on a very vivid maroon ribbon.
His close curling hair was already gray, and, in contrast, his complexion,
which his friends called Olive and his foes, Octaroon,
looked almost literally golden,
as if it were a mask molded in gold.
But his large featured face,
which was powerful and humorous,
was at this moment properly grave and grim.
He had been waiting, he explained,
for Father Brown at the cafe
when he had heard a rustle and a fall,
and, coming out, had found the corpse lying on the flagstones.
I know what some of you are thinking, he said, looking round proudly, and if you are afraid of me,
as you are, I will say it for you. I am an atheist. I have no God to call on for those who will not
take my word. But I tell you, in the name of every root of honor that may be left to a soldier and a man,
that I had no part in this. If I had the men here that did it, I would rejoice to have.
hang them on that tree.
Naturally, we are glad to hear you say so, said old Mendoza stiffly and solemnly standing by the
body of his fallen coadjutor.
This blow has been too appalling for us to say what else we feel at present.
I suggest that it will be more decent and proper if we remove my friend's body and break up
this irregular meeting.
I understand, he added gravely to the doctor, that there is a little bit of the doctor, that there
is unfortunately no doubt. There is no doubt, said Dr. Calderon. John Race went back to his lodgings,
sad, and with a singular sense of emptiness. It seemed impossible that he should miss a man
whom he never knew. He learned that the funeral was to take place next day, for all felt that the
crisis should be passed as quickly as possible for fear of riots that were hourly growing,
more probable. When Snaith had seen the row of red Indians sitting on the veranda, they might have been a row of
ancient Aztec images carved in redwood, but he had not seen them as they were when they heard
that the priest was dead. Indeed, they would certainly have risen in revolution and lynched the Republican
leader if they had not been immediately blocked by the direct necessity of behaving
respectfully to the coffin of their own religious leader.
The actual assassins, whom it would have been most natural to lynch,
seemed to have vanished into thin air.
Nobody knew their names, and nobody would ever know
whether the dying man had even seen their faces.
That strange look of surprise that was apparently his last look on earth
might have been the recognition of their faces.
Alvarez repeated violently.
that it was no work of his, and attended the funeral,
walking behind the coffin in his splendid silver and green uniform
with a sort of bravado of reverence.
Behind the veranda, a flight of stone steps scaled a very steep green bank,
fenced by a cactus hedge,
and up this the coffin was laboriously lifted to the ground above
and placed temporarily at the foot of the great gaunt crucifix
that dominated the road and guarded the consecrated ground.
Below in the road were great seas of people lamenting and telling their beads,
an orphan population that had lost a father.
Despite all these symbols that were provocative enough to him,
Alvarez behaved with restraint and respect,
and all would have gone well, as Race told himself,
had the others only let him alone.
race told himself bitterly that old Mendoza had always looked like an old fool and had now very conspicuously and completely behaved like an old fool.
By a custom common in simpler societies, the coffin was left open and the face uncovered, bringing the pathos to the point of agony for all those simple people.
This, being consonant to tradition, need have done no harm.
but some officious person had added to it the custom of the French free thinkers of having speeches by the graveside.
Mendoza proceeded to make a speech, a rather long speech, and the longer it was, the longer and lower sank John Race's spirits and sympathies with the religious ritual involved.
A list of saintly attributes, apparently of the most antiquated sort, was rolled out with the dilatory dullness of an after-dinner speaker who does not know how to sit down.
That was bad enough, but Mendoza also had the ineffable stupidity to start reproaching and even taunting his political opponents.
In three minutes he had succeeded in making a scene and a very extraordinary scene.
it was. We may well ask, he said, looking around him pompously, we may well ask where such
virtues can be found among those who have madly abandoned the creed of their fathers. It is when we
have atheist among us, atheist leaders, nay, sometimes even atheist rulers, that we find
their infamous philosophy bearing fruit in crimes like this. If we ask who murdered
this holy man, we shall assuredly find.
Africa of the forests looked out of the eyes of Alvarez, the hybrid adventurer, and race fancied
he could see suddenly that the man was, after all, a barbarian who could not control himself
to the end. One might guess that all his illuminated transcendentalism had a touch of voodoo.
Anyhow, Mendoza could not continue, for Alvarez had sprung up,
and was shouting back at him and shouting him down with infinitely superior lungs.
Who murdered him? He roared. Your God murdered him. His own God murdered him. According to you,
he murders all his faithful and foolish servants as he murdered that one. And he made a violent
gesture, not towards the coffin, but the crucifix. Seeming to control himself a little,
he went on in a tone still angry but more argumentative.
I don't believe it, but you do.
Isn't it better to have no God than one that robs you in this fashion?
I, at least, am not afraid to say that there is none.
There is no power in all this blind and brainless universe
that can hear your prayer or return your friend.
Though you beg heaven to raise him, he will not rise.
Though I dare heaven to raise him, he will not rise.
Here and now I will put it to the test.
I defy the God who is not there to waken the man who sleeps forever.
There was a shock of silence, and the demagogue had made his sensation.
We might have known, cried Mendoza in a thick, gobbling voice,
when we allowed such men as you, a new voice cut into his speech,
a high and shrill voice with a Yankee accent.
Stop! Stop! cried Snaith, the journalist.
Something's up. I swear, I saw him move!
He went racing up the steps and rushed to the coffin,
while the mob below swayed with indescribable frenzies.
The next moment, he had turned a face of amazement over his shoulder
and made a signal with his finger to Dr. Calderon,
who hastened forward to confer with him.
when the two men stepped away from the coffin,
all could see that the position of the head had altered.
A roar of excitement rose from the crowd
and seemed to stop suddenly, as if cut off in mid-air.
For the priest in the coffin gave a groan
and raised himself on one elbow,
looking with bleared and blinking eyes at the crowd.
John Race Adams,
who had hitherto known only miracles of
science, never found himself able in after years to describe the topsy-turviedom of the next few days.
He seemed to have burst out of the world of time and space and to be living in the impossible.
In half an hour, the whole of that town and district had been transformed into something never
known for a thousand years. A medieval people turned into a mob of monks by a staggered
miracle. A Greek city where the God had descended among men. Thousands prostrated themselves in the road.
Hundreds took vows on the spot, and even the outsiders, like the two Americans, were able to think
and speak of nothing but the prodigy. Alvarez himself was shaken as well he might be and sat down
with his head upon his hands.
And in the midst of all this tornado of beatitude
was a little man struggling to be heard.
His voice was small and faint,
and the noise was deafening.
He made weak little gestures
that seemed more those of irritation than anything else.
He came to the edge of the parapet above the crowd,
waving it to be quiet,
with movements rather like the flap of the short wings of a penguin.
There was something a little more like a lull in the noise, and then Father Brown for the first
time reached the utmost stretch of the indignation that he could launch against his children.
Oh, you silly people, he said in a high and quavering voice.
Oh, you silly, silly people!
Then he suddenly seemed to pull himself together, made a bolt for the steps with his more
normal gate and began hurriedly to descend.
Where are you going, Father? said Mendoza, with more than his usual veneration.
To the telegraph office, said Father Brown hastily.
What?
No, of course, it's not a miracle.
Why should there be a miracle?
Miracles are not so cheap as all that.
And he came tumbling down the steps, the people flinging themselves before him to implore his
blessing.
Bless you, bless you, said Father Brown hastily.
God bless you all and give you more sense.
And he scuttled away with extraordinary rapidity to the telegraph office,
where he wired to his bishop's secretary.
There is some mad story about a miracle here.
Hope his lordship not give authority, nothing in it.
As he turned away from his effort, he tottered a little with the reaction,
and John Race caught him by the arm.
Let me see you home, he said.
You deserve more.
than these people are giving you. John Race and the priest were seated in the presbytery.
The table was still piled up with the papers with which the latter had been wrestling the day
before. The bottle of wine and the emptied wine glass still stood where he had left them.
And now, said Father Brown almost grimly, I can begin to think.
I shouldn't think too hard just yet, said the American. You must be wanting a rest.
besides, what are you going to think about?
I have pretty often had the task of investigating murders as it happens, said Father Brown.
Now I have got to investigate my own murder.
If I were used, said race, I should take a little wine first.
Father Brown stood up and filled himself another glass, lifted it, looked thoughtfully into the vacancy, and put it down again.
Then he sat down once more and said,
Do you know what I felt like when I died?
You may not believe it, but my feeling was one of overwhelming astonishment.
Well, answered Race, I suppose you were astonished at being knocked on the head.
Father Brown leaned over to him and said in a low voice,
I was astonished at not being knocked on the head.
Race looked at him for a moment as if he thought the knock on the head had been only too effective,
but he only said, what do you mean?
I mean that when that man brought his bludgeon down with a great swipe,
it stopped at my head and did not even touch it.
In the same way, the other fellow made as if to strike me with a knife,
but he never gave me a scratch.
It was just like play-acting.
I think it was.
But then followed the extraordinary thing.
He looked thoughtfully at the papers of,
on the table for a moment and then went on. Though I had not even been touched with knife or stick,
I began to feel my legs doubling up under me and my very life failing. I knew I was being struck down
by something, but it was not by those weapons. Do you know what I think it was? And he pointed to the
wine on the table. Race picked up the wine glass and looked at it and smelt it. I think you were right,
he said. I began as a druggist and studied chemistry. I couldn't say for certain without an analysis,
but I think there's something very unusual in this stuff. There are drugs by which the Asiatics
produce a temporary sleep that looks like death. Quite so, said the priest calmly. The whole of this
miracle was faked for some reason or other. That funeral scene was staged and timed. I think it is part
of that raving madness of publicity that has got hold of snaith.
But I can hardly believe he would go quite so far merely for that.
After all, it's one thing to make copy out of me and run me as a sort of sham Sherlock Holmes,
and even as the priest spoke, his face altered.
His blinking eyelids shut suddenly, and he stood up as if he were choking.
then he put one wavering hand as if groping his way towards the door.
Where are you going? asked the other, in some wonder.
If you ask me, said Father Brown, who was quite white, I was going to pray, or rather, to praise.
I'm not sure I understand. What is the matter with you?
I was going to praise God for having so strangely and so incredibly saved me, saved me by an inch.
Of course, said Race, I am not.
of your religion, but believe me, I have religion enough to understand that. Of course, you would
thank God for saving you from death. No, said the priest, not from death, from disgrace.
The other sat staring, and the priest's next words broke out of him with a sort of cry,
and if it had only been my disgrace, but it was the disgrace of all I stand for, the disgrace of the
faith that they went about to encompass. What it might have been, the most huge and horrible
scandal ever launched against us since the last lie was choked in the throat of Titus Oates.
What on earth are you talking about, demanded his companion? Well, I'd better tell you at once,
said the priest, and sitting down, he went on more composedly. It came to me in a flash when I
happened to mention Snaith and Sherlock Holmes. Now, I happen to remember what I wrote about his
absurd scheme. It was the natural thing to write, and yet I think they had ingeniously maneuvered me
into writing just those words. They were something like, I am ready to die and come to life again,
like Sherlock Holmes, if that is the best way. And the moment I thought of that, I realized that I had been
made to write all sorts of things of that kind, all pointing to the same idea. I wrote as if to an accomplice
saying that I would drink the drugged wine at a particular time. Now, don't you see? Race sprang to his
feet, still staring. Yes, he said, I think I begin to see. They would have boomed the miracle.
then they would have bust up the miracle.
And what is worst, they would have proved that I was in the conspiracy.
It would have been our sham miracle.
That's all there is to it.
And about as near hell as you and I will ever be, I hope.
Then he said, after a pause, in quite a mild voice,
they certainly would have got quite a lot of good copy out of me.
race looked at the table and said darkly,
How many of these brutes were in it?
Father Brown shook his head.
More than I like to think of, he said,
but I hope some of them were only tools.
Alvarez might think that all's fair in war, perhaps,
he has a queer mind.
I'm very much afraid that Mendoza is an old hypocrite.
I never trusted him,
and he hated my action in an industrial
matter. But all that will wait. I have only got to thank God for the escape, and especially that I
wired at once to the bishop. John Race appeared to be very thoughtful. You've told me a lot.
I didn't know, he said at last, and I feel inclined to tell you the only thing you don't know.
I can imagine how those fellows calculated well enough. They thought any man alive waking up in a coffin
to find himself canonized like a saint
and made into a walking miracle for everyone to admire
would be swept along with his worshippers
and accept the crown of glory that fell on him out the sky.
And I reckon their calculation was pretty practical psychology as men go.
I've seen all sorts of men in all sorts of places,
and I tell you frankly,
I don't believe there's one man in a thousand
who could wake up like that with all.
all his wits about him, and while he was still almost talking in his sleep, would have
the sanity and the simplicity and the humility to—he was much surprised to find himself moved,
and his level voice wavering.
Father Brown was gazing abstractedly, and in a rather cock-eyed fashion, at the bottle on the
table.
Look here, he said.
What about a bottle of real wine?
End of Chapter 1.
Chapter 2 of The Incredulity of Father Brown.
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The Incredulity of Father Brown by G.K.
Chesterton, the arrow of heaven.
It is to be feared that about a hundred detective stories have begun with the discovery that an
American millionaire has been murdered, an event which is, for some reason, treated as a
sort of calamity.
This story, I am happy to say, has to begin with a murdered millionaire.
In one sense, indeed, it has to begin with three murdered millionaires, which some may regard as an embarrass de riches.
But it was chiefly this coincidence or continuity of criminal policy that took the whole affair out of the ordinary run of criminal cases and made it the extraordinary problem that it was.
It was very generally said that they had all fallen victims to some vendetta or curse
attaching to the possession of a relic of great value, both intrinsically and historically,
a sort of chalice inlaid with precious stones and commonly called the Coptic Cup.
Its origin was obscure, but its use was conjectured to be religious,
and some attributed the fate that followed its possessors to the fanaticism of some oriental Christian horrified at its passing through such materialistic hands.
But the mysterious slayer, whether or no, he was such a fanatic, was already a figure of lurid and sensational interest in the world of journalism and gossip.
The nameless being was provided with a name or a nickname.
But it is only with the story of the third victim that we are now concerned.
For it was only in this case that a certain Father Brown,
who is the subject of these sketches,
had an opportunity of making his presence felt.
When Father Brown first stepped off an Atlantic liner onto American soil,
he discovered as many other Englishmen has done,
that he was a much more important person
than he had ever supposed.
His short figure, his short-sighted,
an undistinguished countenance.
His rather rusty black clerical clothes
could pass through any crowd in his own country
without being noticed as anything unusual,
except perhaps unusually insignificant.
But America has,
has a genius for the encouragement of fame.
And his appearance in one or two curious criminal problems
together with his long association with Flambeau,
the ex-criminal and detective had consolidated a reputation in America
out of what was little more than a rumor in England.
His round face was blank with surprise
when he found himself held up on the cave by a group of journalists.
as by a gang of brigands who asked him questions about all the subjects on which he was least likely to regard himself as an authority,
such as the details of female dress, and the criminal statistics of the country that he had only that moment clapped his eyes on.
Perhaps it was the contrast with the black and battle solidarity of this group that made more vivid another,
figure that stood apart from it, equally black against the burning white daylight of that
brilliant place and season, but entirely solitary, a tall, rather yellow-faced man and great goggles
who arrested him with a gesture when the journalists had finished and said,
Excuse me, but maybe you are looking for Captain Wayne.
Some apology may be made for Father Brown.
for he himself would have been sincerely apologetic.
It must be remembered that he had never seen America before,
and more especially that he had never seen that sort of tortoiseshell spectacles before.
For the fashion at this time had not spread to England.
His first sensation was that of gazing at some goggling sea monster
with a faint suggestion of a diver's helmet.
Otherwise, the man was exquisitely dressed, and to Brown in his innocence, the spectacle seemed the queerest disfigurement for a dandy.
It was as if a dandy had adorned himself with a wooden leg as an extra touch of elegance.
The question also embarrassed him.
An American aviator of the name of Wayne, a friend of some friends of his own in France, was indeed one of a long list of people.
he had some hope of seeing during his American visit.
But he had never expected to hear of him so soon.
I beg your pardon, he said doubtfully.
Are you Captain Wayne?
Do you know him?
Well, I'm pretty confident I'm not Captain Wayne, said the man in goggles with a face of wood.
I was pretty clear about that when I saw him waiting for you over there in the car.
but the other questions a bit more problematical.
I reckon I know Wayne and his uncle and old man Merton too.
I know old man Merton, but old man Merton don't know me,
and he thinks he has the advantage.
And I think I have the advantage.
See?
Father Brown did not quite see.
He blinked at the glittering seascape on the pinnacles of the city,
and then at the man in goggles,
it was not only the masking of the man's eyes
that produced the impression of something impenetrable.
Something in his yellow face was almost Asiatic, even Chinese,
and his conversation seemed to consist of stratified layers of irony.
He was a type to be found here and there
in that hearty and sociable population.
He was the inscrustive,
I'm
My name's Drage, he said.
Norman Drage, and I'm an American citizen which explains everything.
At least I imagine your friend Wayne would like to explain the rest.
So we'll postpone the 4th of July till another date.
Father Brown was dragged in a somewhat dazed condition towards a car at some little distance
in which a young man with tufts of untidy yellow hair and a little hair
and a rather harassed and haggard expression hailed him from afar,
and presented himself as Peter Wayne.
Before he knew where he was, he was stowed in the car
and traveling with considerable speed through and beyond the city.
He was unused to the impetuous practicality of such American action
and felt about as bewildered as if a chariot drawn by dragons
had carried him away into fairyland.
It was under these disconcerting conditions that he heard for the first time in long monologues from Wayne and short sentences from Drage, the story of the Coptic Cup and the two crimes already connected with it.
It seemed that Wayne had an uncle named Crake, who had a partner named Martin, who was number three in the series of rich businessmen to whom the cup had belonged.
The first of them, Titus P. Trant, the Copper King, had received threatening letters from somebody signing himself, Daniel Doom.
The name was presumably a pseudonym, but it had come to stand for a very public, if not very popular character.
For somebody as well known as Robin Hood and Jack the Ripper combined.
For it soon became clear that the writer of the threatening letter did not confine himself to threatening.
Anyhow, the upshot was that old Trant was found one morning with his head in his own lily pond,
and there was not the shadow of a clue.
The cup was, fortunately, safe in the bank,
and it passed with the rest of Trant's property to his cousin, Brian Horder,
who was also a man of great wealth and who was also threatened by the nameless enemy.
Brian Horder was picked up dead at the foot of a cliff outside his seaside residence, at which there was a burglary, this time on a large scale.
For though the cup apparently again escaped, enough bonds and securities were stolen to leave Hortor's financial affairs in confusion.
Brian Horder's widow, explained Wayne, had to sell most of his valuables, I believe, and Brander Merton must have purchased the cup at that time.
for he had it when I first knew him, but you can guess for yourself that it's not a very comfortable thing to have.
Has Mr. Merton ever had any of the threatening letters? asked Father Brown after a pause.
I imagine he has, said Mr. Drage, and something in his voice made the priest look at him curiously until he realized that the man in goggles was laughing silently in a fast.
that gave the newcomer something of a chill.
I'm pretty sure he has, said Peter Wayne frowning.
I've not seen the letters, only his secretary sees any of his letters,
for he is pretty reticent about business matters,
as big businessmen have to be.
But I've seen him real upset and annoyed with letters,
and letters that he tore up, too,
before even his secretary saw them.
The secretary himself is getting nervous.
and says he is sure somebody is laying for the old man,
and the long and short of it is that we'd be very grateful for a little advice in the matter.
Everybody knows your great reputation, Father Brown,
and the secretary asked me to see if you'd mind coming straight out to the Merton House at once.
Oh, I see, said Father Brown, on whom the meaning of this apparent kidnapping began to dawn at last.
But really, I don't see that I can do anything.
more than you can. You're on the spot and must have a hundred times more data for a scientific
conclusion than a chance visitor. Yes, said Mr. Drage dryly. Our conclusions are much too
scientific to be true. I reckon if anything hit a man like Titus P. Trant, it just came out of the
sky without waiting for any scientific explanation, what they call a bolt from the blue.
You can't possibly mean, cried Wayne, that it was supernatural.
But it was by no means easy at any time to discover what Mr. Drage could possibly mean,
except that if he said somebody was a real smart man, he very probably meant he was a fool.
Mr. Drage maintained an oriental immobility until the car stopped a little while after at what was obviously their destination.
It was rather a singular place.
They had been driving through a thinly wooded country that opened into a wide plain,
and just in front of them was a building consisting of a single wall or very high fence,
round like a Roman camp, and having rather the appearance of an aerodrome.
The barrier did not look like wood or stone,
and closer inspection proved it to be of metal.
They all alighted from the car, and one small door in the wall was slid open with considerable caution,
after manipulations resembling the opening of a safe.
But much to Father Brown surprised the man called Norman Draid showed no disposition to enter,
but took leave of them with sinister gaiety.
I won't come in, he said.
It'd be too much pleasurable excitement for old man Merton, I reckon.
He loves the sight of it.
me so much that he'd die of joy. As he stowed away, while Father Brown, with increasing wonder,
was admitted through the steel door which instantly clicked behind him. Inside was a large and elaborate
garden of gay and varied colors, but entirely without any trees or tall shrubs or flowers. In the
center of it rose a house, of handsome and even striking architecture, but so high,
high and narrow as rather to resemble a tower.
The burning sunlight gleamed on glass roofing here and there at the top,
but there seemed to be no windows at all in the lower part of it.
Over everything was that spotless and sparkling cleanliness that seemed so native to the
clear American air.
When they came inside the portal, they stood amid resplendent marble and metals and enameles of
brilliant colors, but there was no staircase.
Nothing but a single shaft for a lift went up the center between the solid walls,
and the approach to it was guarded by heavy, powerful men like plain-closed policemen.
Pretty elaborate protection, I know, said Wayne.
Maybe it makes you smile, little Father Brown, to find Merton has to live in a fortress like this
without even a tree in the garden for anyone to hide behind.
But you don't know what sort of?
proposition we're up against in this country.
And perhaps you don't know just what the name of Brander Merton means.
He's a quiet-looking man enough, and anybody might pass him in the street,
not that they get much chance nowadays, for he can only go out now and then in a closed car.
But if anything happened to Brander Merton, there'd be earthquakes from Alaska to the Cannibal Islands.
I fancy there was never a king or emperor who had such power over the nations as he has.
After all, I suppose if you'd been asked to visit the Tsar,
or the king of England you'd have had the curiosity to go.
You mayn't care much for Tsars or millionaires,
but it just means that power like that is always interesting.
And I hope it's not against your principles to visit a modern sort
of Emperor like Martin.
Not at all, said Father Brown quietly.
It is my duty to visit prisoners
and all miserable men in captivity.
There was a silence,
and the young man frowned with a strange
and almost shifty look on his lean face.
Then he said abruptly,
Well, you've got to remember,
it isn't only common crooks
or the black hand that's against him.
This Daniel Doom is pretty much like the devil.
Look how he dropped Trant in his own gardens and hoarder outside his house and got away with it.
The top floor of the mansion inside the enormously thick walls consisted of two rooms,
an outer room which they entered and an inner room that was the great millionaire's sanctum.
They entered the outer room just as two other visitors were coming out of the inner one.
One was hailed by Peter Wayne as his uncle,
A small but very stalwart and active man with a shaven head that looked bald and a brown face that looked almost too brown to have ever been white.
This was Old Crake, commonly called Hickory Crake in reminiscence of the more famous Old Hickory.
Because of his fame in the last Red Indian Wars, his companion was a singular contrast.
A very dapper gentleman with dark hair like a black varnish.
and a broad black ribbon to his monocle.
Bernard Blake, who was old Merton's lawyer
and had been discussing with the partners
the business of the firm.
The four men met in the middle of the outer room
and paused for a little polite conversation
in the act of respectively going and coming.
And through all goings and comings
and other figures set at the back of the room
near the inner door, massive and motionless
in the half-light from the inner window,
a man with a negro face and enormous shoulders.
This was what the humorous self-criticism of America playfully calls,
the bad man, whom his friends might call a bardegarde,
and his enemies a bravo.
This man never moved or stirred to greet anybody,
but the sight of him in the outer room seemed to move Peter Wayne
to his first nervous query.
Is anybody with the chief, he asked?
Don't get rattled, Peter, chuckled his uncle.
Wilton, the secretary, is with him,
and I hope that's enough for anybody.
I don't believe Wilton ever sleeps for watching Merton.
He is better than 20 bodyguards,
and he's quick and quiet as an Indian.
Well, you ought to know, said his nephew, laughing.
I remember the red Indian tricks you used to teach me
when I was a boy and liked to read Red Indian stories.
But in my Red Indian stories, Red Indians seemed always to have the worst of it.
They didn't in real life, said the old Frontiersman, Grimley.
Indeed, inquired the bland, Mr. Blake.
I should have thought they could do very little against our firearms.
I've seen an Indian stand under a hundred guns with nothing but a little scalping knife
and kill a white man standing on the top of the fort, said Craig.
Why? What did he do with it, asked the other.
Through it, replied Craig.
Threw it in a flash before a shot could be fired.
I don't know where he learned the trick.
Well, I hope you didn't learn it, said his nephew, laughing.
It seems to me, said Father Brown thoughtfully,
that the story might have a moral.
While they were speaking, Mr. Wilton the secretary, had come out of the inner room and stood waiting,
a pale, fair-haired man with a square-chin and steady eyes with a look like a dog's.
It was not difficult to believe that he had the single eye of a watchdog.
He only said, Mr. Merton can see you in about ten minutes,
but it served for a signal to break up the gossiping group.
Old Craig said he must be off in his nephew.
went out with him and his legal companion, leaving Father Brown for the moment alone with his
secretary.
For the negroid giant at the other end of the room could hardly be felt as if he were human or alive.
He sat so motionless with his broad back to them, staring towards the inner room.
Arrangements rather elaborate here, I'm afraid, said the secretary.
You've probably heard all about this, Daniel Doom, and why it isn't safe to leave the boss very
much alone. But he is alone just now, isn't he? said Father Brown. The secretary looked at him
with grave, gray eyes. For 15 minutes, he said, for 15 minutes out of the 24 hours, that is all the real
solitude he has, and that he insists on for a pretty remarkable reason. And what is the reason,
inquired the visitor.
Wilton the secretary continued his steady gaze,
but his mouth that had been merely grave became grim.
The Coptic Cup, he said.
Perhaps you've forgotten the Coptic Cup,
but he hasn't forgotten that or anything else.
He doesn't trust any of us about the Coptic Cup.
It's locked up somewhere and somehow in that room
so that only he can find it,
and he won't take it out till we're all our
out of the way. So we have to risk that quarter of an hour while he sits and worships it.
I reckon it's the only worshipping he does. Not that there's any risk, really, for I've turned
all this place into a trap I don't believe the devil himself could get into, or at any rate, get out of.
If this infernal Daniel Doom pays us a visit, he'll stay to dinner and a good bit later, by God.
I sit here on hot bricks for 15 minutes
and the instant I heard a shot or a sound of a struggle
I'd press this button and an electrocuting current
would run in a ring round that garden wall
so that it'd be death to cross or climb it.
Of course, there couldn't be a shot.
For this is the only way in
and the only window he sits at
is a way up on the top of the tower
as smooth as a greasy pole.
But anyhow, we're all armed here, of course,
and if Doom did get into that room,
he'd be dead before he got out.
Father Brown was blinking at the carpet in a brown study.
Then he said suddenly with something like a jerk.
I hope you won't mind my mentioning it.
But a kind of a notion came into my head just this minute.
It's about you.
Indeed, remarked, Wilden.
And what about me?
me. I think you're a man of one idea, said Father Brown, and you will forgive me for saying that it seems to be even more the idea of catching Daniel Doom than defending Brander Merton.
Wilton started a little and continued to stare at his companion. Then, very slowly, his grim mouth took on a rather curious smile. How did you? What makes you think that? He asked.
you said that if you heard a shot, you could instantly electrocute the escaping enemy, remarked the priest.
I suppose it occurred to you that the shot might be fatal to your employer before the shock was fatal to his foe.
I don't mean that you wouldn't protect Mr. Merton if you could, but it seems to come rather second in your thoughts.
The arrangements are very elaborate, as you say, and you seem to have elaborated them,
but they seem even more designed to catch a murderer than to save a man.
Father Brown said the secretary who had recovered his quiet tone.
You're very smart.
But there's something more to you than smartness.
Somehow you're the sort of man to whom one wants to tell the truth.
And besides, you'll probably hear it anyhow, for in one way it's a joke against me already.
They all say I'm a monomaniac about wrong.
running down this big crook, and perhaps I am.
But I'll tell you one thing that none of them know.
My full name is John Wilton Border.
Father Brown nodded as if he were completely enlightened.
But the other went on.
This fellow who calls himself doom,
killed my father and uncle and ruined my mother.
When Merton wanted a secretary, I took the job
because I thought that where the cup was, the criminal might sooner or later be.
But I didn't know who the criminal was, and I could only wait for him,
and I meant to serve Merton faithfully.
I understand, said Father Brown gently.
And, by the way, isn't it time that we attended on him?
Why, yes, answered Wilton, again starting a little out of his brooding,
so that the priest concluded that his vindictive mania had again absorbed,
him for a moment. Go in now by all means. Father Brown walked straight into the inner room.
No sound of greetings followed, but only a dead silence, and a moment after the priest reappeared in the doorway.
At the same moment, the silent bodyguard sitting near the door moved suddenly, and it was as if a huge
piece of furniture had come to life. It seemed as though some
Something in the very attitude of the priest had been a signal, for his head was against the light from the inner window, and his face was in shadow.
I suppose you will press that button, he said with a sort of sigh.
Wilton seemed to awake from his savage brooding with a bound and leapt up with a catch in his voice.
There was no shot, he cried.
Well, said Father Brown.
It depends what you mean by a shot.
Wilton rushed forward and they plunged into the inner room together.
It was a comparatively small room and simply though elegantly furnished.
Opposite to them, one wide window stood open,
overlooking the garden and the wooded plain.
Close up against the window stood a chair in a small table
as if the captive desired as much air and light
as was allowed him during his brief,
luxury of loneliness.
On the little table under the window stood the Coptic cup.
Its owner had evidently been looking at it in the best light.
It was well worth looking at,
for that white and brilliant daylight turned its precious stones
to many colored flames,
so that it might have been a model of the Holy Grail.
It was well worth looking at,
but Brandon Merton was not looking at it,
For his head had fallen back over his chair, his mane of white hair hanging towards the floor,
and his spike of grizzled beard thrust up toward the ceiling,
and out of his throat stood a long brown-painted arrow with red leathers at the other end.
A silent shot, said Father Brown in a low voice.
I was just wondering about those new inventions for silencing firearms.
But this is a very old invention and quite as silent.
Then, after a moment he added, I'm afraid he's dead.
What are you going to do?
The pale secretary roused himself with abrupt resolution.
I'm going to press that button, of course, he said.
And if that doesn't do for Daniel Doom,
I'm going to hunt him through the world till I find him.
Take care.
It doesn't do for any of our friends.
observed Father Brown.
They can hardly be far off.
We'd better call them.
That lot know all about the wall, answered Wilton.
None of them will try to climb it,
unless one of them is in a great hurry.
Father Brown went to the window
by which the arrow had evidently entered and looked out.
The garden with its flat flower beds
lay far below like a delicately colored map of the world.
The whole vista seems so vast and empty.
The tower seemed set so far up in the sky
that as he stared out, a strange phrase came back to his memory.
A bolt from the blue, he said.
What was that somebody said about a bolt from the blue and death coming out of the sky?
Look how far away everything looks.
It seems extraordinary that an arrow could come so far unless it were an arrow from heaven.
Wilton had returned but did not reply, and the priest went on as in soliloquy.
One thinks of aviation. We must ask young Wayne about aviation.
There's a lot of it round here, said the secretary.
Case of very old or very new weapons, observed Father Brown.
Some would be quite familiar to his old uncle, I suppose.
We must ask him about arrows.
This looks rather like a red Indian arrow.
I don't know where the red Indian shot it from,
but you remember the story the old man told.
I said it had a moral.
If it had a moral, said Wilton warmly,
it was only that a real red Indian might shoot a thing farther than you'd fancy.
It's nonsense, you're suggesting, a parallel.
I don't think you've got the moral quite right, said Father Brown.
Although the little priest appeared to melt into the millions of New York the next day,
without any apparent attempt to be anything but a number in a numbered street,
he was, in fact, unobtrusively busy for the next fortnight
with a commission that had been given him,
for he was filled with profound fear about a possible miscarriage of justice.
Without having any particular air of singling them out from his other new acquaintances,
He found it easy to fall into talk with the two or three men recently involved in the mystery,
and with old Hickory Crake especially he had a curious and interesting conversation.
It took place on a seat in Central Park,
where the veteran sat with his bony hands and hatchet face resting on the oddly shaped head of a walking stick,
of dark red wood, possibly modeled on a tomahawk.
Well, it may be a long shot, he said, wagging his head,
but I wouldn't advise you to be too positive about how far an Indian arrow could go.
I've done some bow shots that seem to go straighter than any bullets
and hit the mark to amazement, considering how long they had been traveling.
Of course, you practically never hear now of a red Indian with a bow and arrows,
still less of a red Indian hanging about here.
But if by any chance there were one of the old Indian marksmen with one of the old Indian bows,
hiding in those trees hundreds of yards beyond the Merton out of wall,
why, then I wouldn't put it past the noble savage to be able to send an arrow over the wall
and into the top window of Merton's house.
No, nor into Merton either.
I've seen things quite as wonderful as that done in the old days.
No doubt, said the priest.
You have done things quite as wonderful as well as seen them.
Old Craig chuckled, and then said gruffly.
Oh, that's all ancient history.
Some people have a way of studying ancient history, the priest said.
I suppose we may take it.
There is nothing in your old record in making people talk unpleasantly about this affair.
What do you mean? demanded Greek, his eyes shifting sharply for the
first time in his red wooden face that was rather like the head of a tomahawk.
Well, since he was so well acquainted with all the arts and crafts of the redskin began Father
Brown slowly, Craig had a hunched and almost shrunken appearance as he sat with his chin
propped on its queer-shaped crutch. But the next instant he stood erect in the path like a
fighting bravo with the crutch clutch clutched like a cudgel. What? He
cried in something like a raucous screech.
What the hell?
Are you standing up to me to tell me I might have happened to have murdered my own brother-in-law?
From a dozen seats dotted about the path, people looked towards the disputants.
As they stood facing each other in the middle of the path,
the bald-headed, energetic little man brandishing his outlandish stick like a club,
and the black, dumpy figure of the little cleric looking at him without moving a muscle,
save for his hinging eyelids.
For a moment, it looked as if the black dumpy figure
would be knocked on the head
and laid out with true red Indian promptitude and dispatch.
And the large form of an Irish policeman
could be seen heaving up in the distance
and bearing down on the group.
But the priest only said quite placidly
like one answering an ordinary query.
I have formed certain conclusions about it,
but I do not think I will mention.
them till I make my report.
Whether under the influence of the footsteps of the policeman or of the eyes of the priest,
old hickory tucked his stick under his arm, and put his hat on again grunting,
the priest bade him a placid good morning and passed in an unhurried fashion out of the park,
making his way to the lounge of the hotel where he knew the young Wayne was to be found.
The young man sprang up with a greeting.
He looked even more haggard and harassed than before,
as if some worry were eating him away.
And the priest had a suspicion that his young friend
had recently been engaged with only two conspicuous success
in evading the last amendment to the American Constitution.
But at the first word about his hobby,
our favorite science, he was vigilant and concentrated
enough, for Father Brown had asked in an idle and conversational fashion, whether much flying was
done in that district, and had told how he had at first mistaken Mr. Merton's circular wall
for an aerodrome.
It's a wonder you didn't see any while we were there, answered Captain Wayne.
Sometimes there is thick as flies, that open plain is a great place for them, and I shouldn't
wonder if it were the chief breeding ground, so to speak, of my size.
sort of birds in the future.
I've flown a good deal
there myself, of course, and I know most
of the fellows about here who flew
in the war. But there are
a whole lot of people taking to it
out there now, whom I never
heard of in my life. I suppose
it will be like motoring soon,
and every man in the States
will have one. Being
endowed by his creator, said
Father Brown with a smile,
with a right to life, liberty
and the pursuit of motoring, not to
mention aviation. So I suppose we may take it that one strange aeroplane passing over that
house at certain times wouldn't be noticed much. No, replied the young man, I don't suppose it would.
Or even if the man were known went on the other. I suppose he might get hold of a machine that wouldn't
be recognized as his. If you, for instance, flew in the ordinary way, Mr. Merton and his friends might
recognize the rig-out, perhaps, but you might pass pretty near that window on a different
pattern of plane, or whatever you call it, near enough for practical purposes.
Well, yes, began the young man almost automatically, and then ceased, and remained staring at
the cleric with an open mouth and eyes standing out of his head.
My God, he said in a low voice.
My God!
Then he rose from the lounge seat, pale and shaking from head to foot, and still staring at the priest.
Are you mad? He said. Are you raving mad?
There was a silence, and then he spoke again in a swift hissing fashion.
You positively come here to suggest.
No, only to collect suggestions, said Father Brown, rising.
I may have formed some conclusions provisionally, but I had better reserve them
for the present, and then saluting the other with the same stiff civility, he passed out of
the hotel to continue his curious peregrinations. By the dusk of that day they had led him down the
dingy streets and steps that straggled and tumbled towards the river in the oldest and most
irregular part of the city. Immediately under the colored lantern that marked the entrance to a rather
low Chinese restaurant he encountered a figure he had seen before, though by no means presenting
itself to the eye as he had seen it. Mr. Norman Drage still confronted the world grimly
behind his great goggles, which seemed somehow to cover his face like a dark musk of glass, but except
for the goggles, his appearance had undergone a straight transformation in the month that had elapsed
since the murder. He had then, as Father Brown had noted, been dressed up to the nines,
up to that point indeed where there begins to be too fine a distinction between the dandy and the
dummy outside a tailor's shop. But now all those externals were mysteriously altered for the worse,
as if the tailor's dummy had been turned into a scarecrow. His top hat still existed,
but it was battered and shabby.
His clothes were dilapidated.
His watch chain and minor ornaments were gone.
Father Brown, however, addressed him as if they had met yesterday
and made no demur to sulting down with him on a bench
in the cheap eating house whether he was bound.
It was not he, however, who began the conversation.
Well, growled Drage, and Evie's.
succeeded in avenging your holy and sainted millionaire?
We know all millionaires are holy and sainted.
You can find it all in the papers next day
about how they live by the light of the family Bible
they read at their mother's knee.
Gee, if they'd only read out some of the things there
that are in the family Bible,
the mother might have been startled some,
and the millionaire too, I reckon.
The old books full of a lot of grand,
fierce old notions that don't grow nowadays, sort of wisdom of the stone age and buried under the
pyramids. Suppose somebody had flung old man Merton from the top of that tower of his, and let him be
eaten by dogs at the bottom. It would be no worse than what happened to Jezebel. Wasn't a gag hacked into
little pieces for all he went walking delicately? Merton walked delicately all his life, damn him,
until he got too delicate to walk at all.
But the shaft of the Lord found him out,
as it might have done in the old book
and struck him dead on the top of his tower
to be a spectacle to the people.
The shaft was material at least, said his companion.
The pyramids are mighty material
and they hold down the dead kings all right,
grinned the man in the goggles.
I think there's a lot to be said
for these old material religions.
there's old carvings that have lasted for thousands of years
showing their gods and emperors with bended bows,
with hands that look as if they could really bend bows of stone,
material perhaps, but what materials?
Don't you sometimes stand staring at those old eastern patterns and things
till you have a hunch that old Lord God is still driving like a dark Apollo
and shooting black rays of death?
If he is, replied.
Father Brown. I might call him by another name, but I doubt whether Merton died by a dark ray or even a stone arrow.
I guess you think he's St. Sebastian, sneered Drage. Killed with an arrow. A millionaire must be a martyr.
How do you know he didn't deserve it? You don't know much about your millionaire, I fancy.
Well, let me tell you he deserved it a hundred times over.
Well, asked Father Brown gently, why didn't you murder him?
You want to know why I didn't said the other's staring?
Well, you're a nice sort of clergyman.
Not at all, said the other as if waving away a compliment.
I suppose it's your way of saying I did, snarled rage.
Well, prove it, that's all.
As for him, I reckon he was no loss.
Yes, he was, said Father Brown sharply.
he was a loss to you.
That's why you didn't kill him.
And he walked out of the room,
leaving the man in goggles gaping after him.
It was nearly a month later that Father Brown revisited the house
where the third millionaire had suffered from the vendetta of Daniel Doom.
A sort of counsel was held of the person's most interested.
Old Craig sat at the head of the table with his nephew,
at his right hand on the lawyer on his left.
the big man with the African features whose name appeared to be Harris was ponderously present,
if only as a material witness.
A red-haired, sharp-nosed individual addressed as Dixon seemed to be the representative of Pinkertons,
or some such private agency, and Father Brown slipped unobtrusively into an empty seat beside him.
Every newspaper in the world was full of the catastrophe of the colossus of finance,
of the great organizer of the big business that bestrides the modern world,
but from the tiny group that had been nearest to him at the very instant of his death,
very little could be learned.
The uncle, nephew, and attendance solicitor declared they were well outside the outer wall
before the alarm was raised,
and inquiries of the official guardians at both barriers brought answers that were rather confused,
but on the whole confirmatory.
Only one other complication seemed to call for consideration.
It seemed that roundabout the time of the death, before or after,
a stranger had been found hanging mysteriously round the entrance
and asking to see Mr. Merton.
The servants had some difficulty in understanding what he meant,
for his language was very obscure,
but it was afterwards considered to be also very suspicious
since he had said something about a wicked man being destroyed by a word out of the sky.
Peter Wayne leaned forward, the eyes bright in his haggard face and said,
I'll bet on that anyhow, Norman Drage.
And who in the world is Norman Drage? asked his uncle.
That's what I want to know, replied the young man.
I practically asked him, but he has got a wonderful trick of twisting every straight question.
question crooked. It's like
lunging at a fencer. He hooked
on to me with hints about the flying
ship of the future, but I never
trusted him much. But
what sort of a man is, he asked
Craig? He's a
mystagogue, said Father Brown,
with innocent promptitude.
There are quite a lot of them about,
the sort of men about town who
hint to you in Paris cafes
and cabarets that they've
lifted the veil of ISIS or know
the secret of Stonehenge.
In a case like this, they're sure to have some sort of mystical explanations.
The smooth, dark head of Mr. Bernard Blake, the lawyer, was inclined politely towards the speaker,
but a smile was faintly hostile.
I should hardly have thought, sir, that you had any quarrel with mystical explanations.
On the contrary, replied Father Brown, blinking amiably at him,
That's just why I can quarrel with him.
Any sham lawyer could bamboozle me,
but he couldn't bamboozle you because you're a lawyer yourself.
Any fool could dress up as a red Indian,
and I'd swallow him whole as the only original Hiawatha,
but Mr. Craig would see through him at once.
A swindler could pretend to me that he knew all about airplanes,
but not to Captain Wayne.
And it's just the same with the other, don't you see?
It's just because I have picked up a little about mystics
that I have no use for mystagogues.
Real mystics don't hide mysteries.
They reveal them.
They set up a thing in broad daylight,
and when you've seen it, it's still a mystery,
but the mystagogues hide a thing in darkness and secrecy,
and when you find it, it's a platitude.
But in the case of Drage,
I admit he had also another and more practical,
Noctical notion in talking about fire from heaven or bolts from the blue.
And what was his notion? asked Wayne.
I think it wants watching, whatever it is.
Well, replied the priest slowly.
He wanted us to think the murders were miracles because, well, because he knew they weren't.
Ah, said Wayne with a sort of hiss.
I was waiting for that.
In plain words, he is the criminal.
In plain words, he is the criminal who didn't commit the crime, answered Father Brown calmly.
Is that your conception of plain words? inquired Blake politely.
You'll be saying I'm the mystagogue now, said Father Brown somewhat abashed, but with a broad smile.
But it was really quite accidental.
Drage didn't commit the crime.
I mean this crime.
His only crime was blackmailing somebody.
and he hung about here to do it.
But he wasn't likely to want the secret to be public property
or the whole business to be cut short by death.
We can talk about him afterwards.
Just at the moment, I only want him cleared out of the way.
Out of the way of what? asked the other.
Out of the way of the truth, replied the priest,
looking at him tranquilly with level eyelids.
Do you mean faltered the other that you know the truth?
I rather think so, said Father Brown modestly.
There was an abrupt silence, after which Craig cried out suddenly and irrelevantly in a rasping voice.
Why? Where is that secretary fellow, Wilton? He ought to be here.
I am in communication with Mr. Wilton, said Father Brown gravely.
In fact, I asked him to ring me up here in a few minutes from now.
I may say that we've worked the thing out together in a matter of speaking.
If you're working together, I suppose it's all right, grumbled Craig.
I know he was always a sort of bloodhound on the trail of his vanishing crook.
So perhaps it was well to hunt in couples with him.
But if you know the truth about this,
where the devil did you get it from?
I got it from you, answered the priest quietly,
and continued to gaze mildly at the glaring.
veteran. I mean, I made the first guess from a hint in a story of yours about an Indian who threw a knife
and hit a man on top of a fortress. You've said that several times, said Wayne with a puzzled air.
But I can't see any inference except that this murderer threw an arrow and hit a man on the top of a house
very like a fortress. But of course the arrow wasn't thrown but shot and would go much further.
certainly it went uncommonly far but i don't see how it brings us any farther i'm afraid you miss the point of the story said father brown
it isn't that if one thing can go far another can go farther it is that the wrong use of a tool can cut both ways the men on crake's fort thought of a knife as a thing for hand-to-hand fight and forgot that it could be a missile like a
a javelin. Some other people I know thought of a thing as a missile like a javelin and forgot that,
after all, it could be used hand to hand as a spear. And short, the moral of the story is that since
a dagger can be turned into an arrow, so can an arrow be turned into a dagger. They were looking
at him now, but he continued in the same casual and unconscious tone. Naturally,
We wondered and worried a good deal about who shot that arrow through the window
and whether it came from far away and so on.
But the truth is that nobody shot the arrow at all.
It never came in at the window at all.
Then how did it come there?
Asked the swarthy lawyer with a rather lowering face.
Somebody brought it with him, I suppose, said Father Brown.
It wouldn't be hard to carry or conceal.
Somebody had it in his hand as he saw.
stood with Merton in Merton's own room.
Somebody thrust it into Merton's throat like a poignard
and then had the highly intelligent idea
of placing the whole thing at such a place and angle
that we all assumed in a flash
that it had flown in at the window like a bird.
Somebody, said old Craig, in a voice as heavy as stone.
The telephone bell rang with a strident and horrible clamor of insistence.
It was in the adjoining room
and Father Brown had darted there before anybody else could move.
What the devil is it all about? cried Peter Wayne, who seemed all shaken and distracted.
He said he expected to be rung up by Wilton, the secretary, replied his uncle in the same dead voice.
I suppose it is Wilton, observed the lawyer, like one speaking to fill up a silence.
But nobody answered the question until Father Brown reappeared suddenly and silently in the room, bringing the answer.
Gentlemen, he said when he had resumed his seat,
it was you who asked me to look into the truth about this puzzle,
and having found the truth,
I must tell it without any pretense of softening the shock.
I'm afraid anybody who pokes his nose into things like this
can't afford to be a respecter of persons.
I suppose, said Craig, breaking the silence that followed.
That means that some of us are accused or suspected.
All of us are suspected, answered Father Brown.
I may be suspected myself, for I found the body.
Of course, we're suspected, snapped Wayne.
Father Brown kindly explained to me how I could have besieged the tower in a flying machine.
No, replied the priest to the smile.
You described to me how you could have done it.
That was just the interesting part of it.
He seemed to think it likely grubble.
with Craig, that I killed him myself
with a red Indian arrow. I thought it
most unlikely, said Father Brown, making
a rather wry face.
I'm sorry if I did wrong, but I couldn't
think of any other way of testing the matter.
I can hardly think of
anything more improbable than
the notion that Captain Wayne went
careering in a huge machine
past the window at the very
moment of the murder, and nobody
noticed it. Unless,
perhaps, it were the notion
that a respectable old gentleman
should play at Red Indians with a bow and arrow behind the bushes to kill somebody he could have killed in
twenty much simpler ways. But I had to find out if they had had anything to do with it. And so I had
to accuse them in order to prove their innocence. And how have you proved their innocence?
asked Blake the lawyer, leaning forward eagerly. Only by the agitation they showed when they were
accused, answered the other.
What do you mean exactly?
If you'll permit me to say so, remarked Father Brown,
composedly enough, I did undoubtedly think it my duty to suspect them and everybody else.
I did suspect Mr. Craig, and I did suspect Captain Wayne in the sense that I considered
the possibility or probability of their guilt.
I told them I had formed conclusions about it, and I will now tell them what those conclusions
were. I was sure they were innocent because of the manner and the moment in which they passed from
unconsciousness to indignation. So long as they never thought they were accused, they went on
giving me materials to support the accusation. They practically explained to me how they might
have committed the crime. Then they suddenly realized with a shock and a shout of rage that they
were accused. They realized it long after they might well have.
have expected to be accused.
But long before I had accused them,
now no guilty person could possibly do that.
He might be snappy and suspicious from the first,
or he might simulate unconsciousness and innocence up to the end.
But he wouldn't begin by making things worse for himself
and then give a great jump and begin furiously denying the notion
he had himself helped to suggest.
That could only come,
by his having really failed to realize what he was suggesting.
The self-consciousness of a murderer
would always be at least morbidly vivid enough
to prevent him first forgetting his relation with the thing
and then remembering to deny it.
So I ruled you both out and others for other reasons
I needn't discuss now.
For instance, there was the secretary.
But I'm not talking about that just now.
Look here. I've just heard from Wilton on the phone, and he's given me permission to tell you some rather serious news.
Now I suppose you all know by this time who Wilton was and what he was after.
I know he was after Daniel Doom and wouldn't be happy till he got him, answered Peter Wayne.
And I've heard the story that he's the son of old hoarder, and that's why he's the Avenger of Blood.
Anyhow, he's certainly looking for the man called Doom.
Well, said Father Brown, he's found him.
Peter Wayne sprang to his feet in excitement.
The murderer, he cried.
Is the murderer in the lockup already?
No, said Father Brown gravely.
I said the news was serious, and it's more serious than that.
I'm afraid poor Wilton has taken a terrible responsibility.
I'm afraid he's going to put a terrible responsibility on us.
He hunted the criminal down.
and just when he had him cornered at last, well, he has taken the law into his own hands.
You mean that Daniel Doom began the lawyer?
I mean that Daniel Doom is dead, said the priest.
There was some sort of wild struggle, and Wilton killed him.
Serve him right, growled Mr. Hickory Crake.
Can't blame Wilton for downing a crook like that, especially considering the feud assented Wayne.
It was like stepping.
on a viper. I don't agree with you, said Father Brown. I suppose we all talk romantic stuff at random in
defense of lynching and lawlessness, but I have a suspicion that if we lose our laws and liberties,
we shall regret it. Besides, it seems to me illogical to say there is something to be said for
Wilton committing murder, without even inquiring whether there was anything to be said for
doom committing it. I rather doubt whether doom was merely a vulgar,
arsacson. He may have been a sort of outlaw with a mania about the cup,
demanding it with threats and only killing after a struggle. Both victims were thrown down
just outside their houses. The objection to Wilton's way of doing it is that we shall never
hear doom's side of the case. Oh, I've no patience with all this sentimental whitewashing
of worthless, murderous blackguards, cried Wayne heatedly. If Wilton
croaked the criminal, he did a jolly good day's work, and there's an end of it.
Quite so, quite so, said his uncle, nodding vigorously.
Father Brown's face had a yet heavier gravity as he looked slowly around the semicircle of faces.
Is that really what you all think, he asked?
Even as he did so, he realized that he was an Englishman and an exile.
He realized he was among foreigners, even if he was among friends.
around that ring of foreigners ran a restless fire that was not native to his own breed.
The fiercer spirit of the Western nation that can rebel and lynch and above all combine.
He knew that they had already combined.
Well, said Father Brown with a sigh,
I am to understand then that you do definitely condone this unfortunate man's crime
or act of private justice, or whatever you call it.
In that case, it will not hurt him.
if I tell you a little more about it.
He rose suddenly to his feet.
And though they saw no meaning in his movement,
it seemed in some way to change or chill the very air in the room.
Wilton killed Doom in a rather curious way, he began.
How did Wilton kill him? asked Craig abruptly.
With an arrow, said Father Brown.
Twilight was gathering in the long room,
and daylight dwindling to a gleam from the great window in the inner room where the great millionaire had died.
Almost automatically the eyes of the group turned slowly towards it,
but as yet there was no sound.
Then the voice of Crate came cracked and high and senile in a sort of growing gabble.
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Brander Merton killed by an arrow?
This crook killed by an arrow?
by the same arrow, said the priest, and at the same moment.
Again, there was a sort of strangled and yet swollen and bursting silence, and young Wayne began.
You mean, I mean that your friend Merton was Daniel Doom, said Father Brown firmly.
And the only Daniel Doom you'll ever find, your friend Merton was always crazy after that Coptic cup that he used to worship like a
idol every day, and in his wild youth he had really killed two men to get it, though I still think
the deaths may have been in a sense accidents of the robbery. Anyhow, he had it, and that man Drage
knew the story and was blackmailing him, but Wilton was after him for a very different purpose.
I fancy he only discovered the truth when he'd got into this house, but anyhow, it was in this house
and in that room that this hunt ended,
and he slew the slayer of his father.
For a long time, nobody answered.
That old Craig could be heard drumming with his fingers on the table
and muttering, Brander must have been mad.
He must have been mad.
But good Lord, burst out Peter Wayne.
What are we to do?
What are we to say?
Oh, it's all quite different.
What about the papers and the big business people?
Brander Merton is a thing like the president or the Pope of Rome.
I certainly think it is rather different, began Bernard Blake, the lawyer in a low voice.
The difference involves a whole.
Father Brown struck the table so that the glasses on it rang and they could almost fancy a ghostly echo from the mysterious chalice that still stood in the room beyond.
No, he cried in a voice like a pistol shot.
there shall be no difference.
I gave you your chance of pitying the poor devil
when you thought he was a common criminal.
You wouldn't listen then.
You were all for private vengeance then.
You were all for letting him be butchered like a wild beast
without a hearing or a public trial
and said he had only gotten his desserts.
Very well then.
If Daniel Doom has got his desserts,
Brander Merton has got his desserts.
If that was good enough for Doom,
all that is holy, it is good enough for Merton.
Take your wild justice or our dull legality,
but in the name of Almighty God,
let there be an equal lawlessness,
or an equal law.
Nobody answered, except the lawyer.
And he answered with something like a snarl.
What will the police say if we tell them we mean to condone a crime?
What will they say if I tell them you did condone it?
replied Father Brown.
Your respect for the law comes rather late, Mr. Bernard Blake.
After a pause, he resumed in a milder tone.
I, for one, am ready to tell the truth if the proper authorities ask me,
and the rest of you can do as you like.
But as a fact, it will make very little difference.
Wilton only rang me up to tell him that I was now free to lay his confession before you,
for when you heard it, he would be beyond pursuit.
He walked slowly into the inner room
and stood there by the little table
beside which the millionaire had died.
The Coptic Cup still stood in the same place
and he remained there for a space
staring at its cluster of all the colors of the rainbow
and beyond it into a blue abyss of sky.
End of Chapter 2.
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The Oracle of the Dog
Yes, said Father Brown.
I always like a dog.
as he isn't spelt backwards. Those who are quick in talking are not always quick in listening.
Sometimes even their brilliancy produces a sort of stupidity. Father Brown's friend and companion
was a young man with a stream of ideas and stories, an enthusiastic young man named Fines,
with eager blue eyes and blonde hair that seemed to be brushed back, not merely with a hairbrush,
but with the wind of the world as he rushed through it. But he stopped.
in the torrent of his talk in a momentary bewilderment,
before he saw the priest's very simple meaning.
You mean that people make too much of them?
He said.
Well, I don't know.
They're marvellous creatures.
Sometimes I think they know a lot more than we do.
Father Brown said nothing,
but continued to stroke the head of the big retriever
in a half-abstracted but apparently soothing fashion.
Why? said Fines, warming again to his monologue,
there was a dog in the case I've come to see you about,
what they call the invisible murder case, you know.
It's a strange story, but from my point of view,
the dog is about the strangest thing in it.
Of course, there's the mystery of the crime itself,
and how old Druce can have been killed by somebody else
when he was all alone in the summer house.
The hand stroking the dog stopped for a moment in its rhythmic movement,
and Father Brown said calmly,
oh it was a summer-house was it i thought you'd read all about it in the papers answered fines stop a minute i believe i've got a cutting that will give you all the particulars
he produced a strip of newspaper from his pocket and handed it to the priest who began to read it holding it close to his blinking eyes with one hand while the other continued its half-conscious caresses of the dog it looked like the parable of a man not letting his right hand know
what his left hand did. Many mystery stories about men murdered behind locked doors and
windows and murderers escaping without means of entrance and exit have come true in
the course of the extraordinary events at Cranston on the coast of Yorkshire where Colonel
Druse was found stabbed from behind by a dagger that has entirely disappeared from the
scene and apparently even from the neighbourhood. The summer house in which he died was
indeed accessible at one entrance, the ordinary doorway which looked down the central walk of the
garden towards the house. But by a combination of events almost to be called a coincidence,
it appears that both the path and the entrance were watched during the crucial time,
and there is a chain of witnesses who confirm each other. The summer house stands at the
extreme end of the garden where there is no exit or entrance of any kind. The central
central garden path is a lane between two ranks of tall delphiniums planted so close that any stray step off the path would leave its traces and both path and plants run right up to the very mouth of the summer-house so that no straying from that straight path could fail to be observed and no other mode of entrance can be imagined
patrick floyd secretary of the murdered man testified that he had been in a position to overlook the whole garden from the time when colonel drus last appeared alive in the doorway to the time when he was found dead
as he floyd had been on the top of a step-ladder clipping the garden hedge janet drus the dead man's daughter confirmed this saying that she had sat on the terrace of the house throughout that time and had seen
Floyd at his work. Touching some part of the time, this is again supported by Donald
Drus, a brother, who overlooked the garden, standing at his bedroom window in his dressing-gown,
for he had risen late. Lastly, the account is consistent with that given by Dr. Valentine,
a neighbour, who called for a time to talk with Miss Dr. Drus on the terrace, and by the
Colonel's solicitor, Mr. Aubrey Trail, who was apparently the last to say.
see the murdered man alive, presumably, with the exception of the murderer.
All are agreed that the course of events was as follows.
About half-past three in the afternoon, Miss Drus went down the path to ask her father
when he would like tea. But he said he did not want any, and was waiting to see Trail his
lawyer, who was to be sent to him in the summer house.
The girl then came away and met Trail coming down the path. She directed
him to her father, and he went in as directed. About half an hour afterwards he came out again,
the colonel coming with him to the door, and showing himself to all appearance in health and even
high spirits. He had been somewhat annoyed earlier in the day by his son's irregular hours,
but seemed to recover his temper in a perfectly normal fashion, and had been rather markedly
genial in receiving other visitors, including two of his nephews, who came over for the
day. But as these were out walking during the whole period of the tragedy, they had no evidence
to give. It is said, indeed, that the colonel was not on very good terms with Dr. Valentine,
but that gentleman only had a brief interview with the daughter of the house, to whom he is
supposed to be paying serious attentions. Trail, the solicitor, said he left the colonel entirely
alone in the summer house, and this is confirmed by Floyd's bird's eye view of the garden,
which showed nobody else passing the only entrance.
Ten minutes later, Miss Druse again went down the garden, and had not reached the end of the path
when she saw her father, who was conspicuous by his white linen coat, lying in a heap on the
floor. She uttered a scream which brought others to the spot, and on entering the place they
found the colonel lying dead beside his basket chair, which was also upset. Dr. Valentine,
who was still in the immediate neighbourhood, testified that the wound was made by some sort of stiletto,
entering under the shoulder blade and piercing the heart. The police have searched the neighbourhood
for such a weapon, but no trace of it can be found. So Colonel Drew swore a white coat,
did he? said Father Brown as he put down the paper.
Trick he learnt in the tropics, replied Fines, with some wonder.
He'd had some queer adventures there by his own account,
and I fancy his dislike of Valentine was connected with the doctor coming from the tropics, too.
But it's all an infernal puzzle.
The account there is pretty accurate.
I didn't see the tragedy, in the sense of the discovery.
I was out walking with the young nephews and the dog.
the dog I wanted to tell you about.
But I saw the stage set for it as described,
the straight lane between the blue flowers right up to the dark entrance,
with a lawyer going down it in his blacks and his silk hat,
and the red head of the secretary showing high above the green hedge
as he worked on it with his shears.
Nobody could have mistaken that redhead at any distance,
and if people say they saw it there all the time,
you may be sure they did.
This red-haired secretary Floyd is quite a character, a breathless, bounding sort of fellow,
always doing everybody's work as he was doing the gardeners.
I think he is an American.
He certainly got the American view of life, what they call the viewpoint, bless him.
What about the lawyer?
asked Father Brown.
There was a silence, and then fines spoke quite slowly for him.
trail struck me as a singular man in his fine black clothes he was almost foppish yet you can hardly call him fashionable for he wore a pair of long luxuriant black whiskers such as haven't been seen since victorian times
he had rather a fine grave face and a fine grave manner but every now and then he seemed to remember to smile and when he showed his white teeth he seemed to lose a little of his dignity and there was something faintly fawning about him
it may have been only embarrassment for he would also fidget with his cravat and his tie-pin which were at once handsome and unusual like himself if i could think of anybody but-but he would be but-one
what's the good when the whole thing's impossible nobody knows who did it nobody knows how it could have been done at least there's only one exception i'd make and that's why i really mentioned the whole thing the dog knows
father brown sighed and then said absently you were there as a friend of young donald weren't you he didn't go on your walk with you no replied fine smiling the young scoundrel had gone to
bed that morning and got up that afternoon. I went with his cousins, two young officers from India,
and our conversation was trivial enough. I remember the elder, whose name I think is Herbert Drus,
and who is an authority on horse breeding, talked about nothing but a mare he had bought,
and the moral character of the man who sold her, while his brother, Harry, seemed to be brooding
on his bad luck at Monte Carlo. I only mention it to show you, in the light of what happened on our walk,
that there was nothing psychic about us the dog was the only mystic in our company what sort of dog was he asked the priest
same breed as that one answered fines that's what started me off on the story you're saying you didn't believe in believing in a dog he's a big black retriever named knox and a suggestive name too for i think what he did a darker mystery than the murder
you know druce's house and gardener by the sea we walked about a mile from it along the sands and then turned back going the other way we passed a rather curious rock called the rock of fortune
famous in the neighbourhood because it's one of those examples of one stone barely balanced on another so that a touch would knock it over it's not really very high but the hanging outline of it makes it look a little wild and sinister at least it made it make it look a little wild and sinister at least it made it
looks over to me, for I don't imagine my jolly young companions were afflicted with the
picturesque. But it may be that I was beginning to feel an atmosphere, for just then the question
arose of whether it was time to go back to tea. And even then I think I had a premonition that
time counted for a good deal in the business. Neither Herbert Drus nor I had a watch, so we called
out to his brother, who was some paces behind, having stopped to light his pipe under the hedge.
Hence it happened that he shouted out the hour, which was twenty past four, in his big voice through the growing twilight,
and somehow the loudness of it made it sound like the proclamation of something tremendous.
His unconsciousness seemed to make it all the more so.
But that was always the way with omens, and particular ticks of the clock were really very ominous things that afternoon.
According to Dr. Valentine's testimony, poor Dr. Drus had had a very omens.
actually died just about half past four. Well, they said we needn't go home for ten minutes
and we walked a little farther along the sands, doing nothing in particular, throwing stones for the
dogs and throwing sticks into the sea for him to swim after. But to me the twilight seemed to grow
oddly oppressive and the very shadow of the top heavy rock of fortune lay on me like a load.
And then the curious thing happened. Knox had just brought back her.
Herbert's walking stick out of the sea, and his brother had thrown his in also. The dog swam out
again, but just about what must have been the stroke of the half hour, he stopped swimming.
He came back again onto the shore and stood in front of us. Then he suddenly threw up his head
and sent up a howl or wail of woe, if ever I heard one in the world.
What's the devil the matter with the dog? asked Herbert, but none of us could
answer. There was a long silence after the brutes wailing and whining died away on the desolate shore,
and then the silence was broken. As I live, it was broken by a faint and far-off shriek,
like the shriek of a woman from beyond the hedges inland. We didn't know what it was then,
but we knew afterwards. It was the cry the girl gave when she first saw the body of her father.
You went back, I suppose.
said Father Brown patiently.
What happened then?
I'll tell you what happened then, said Fines, with a grim emphasis.
When we got back into that garden, the first thing we saw was Trail, the lawyer.
I can see him now with his black hat and black whiskers relieved against the perspective of the blue flowers,
stretching down to the summer house, with the sunset and the strange outline of the rock of fortune in the distance.
His face and figure were in shadow against the sunset, but I swear the white,
teeth were showing in his head and he was smiling. The moment Knox saw that man the dog
dashed forward and stood in the middle of the path barking at him madly, murderously,
volleying out curses that were almost verbal in their dreadful distinctness of hatred.
And the man doubled up and fled along the path between the flowers.
Father Brown sprang to his feet with a startling impatience. So, the dog denounced him, did he?
He cried.
The oracle of the dog condemned him.
Did you see what birds were flying?
And are you sure whether they were on the right hand or the left?
Did you consult the augurs about the sacrifices?
Surely you didn't omit to cut open the dog and examine his entrails.
That is the sort of scientific test, you heathen humanitarians
seem to trust when you were thinking of taking away the life and honour of a man.
Fine sat gaping for an instant before he found breath to say,
What's the matter with you? What have I done now?
A sort of anxiety came back into the priest's eyes,
the anxiety of a man who has run against a post in the dark
and wonders for a moment whether he has hurt it.
I'm most awfully sorry, he said with sincere distress.
I beg your pardon for being so rude.
Pray, forgive me.
"'Fines looked at him curiously.
"'I sometimes think you're more of a mystery than any of the mysteries,' he said.
"'But anyhow, if you don't believe in the mystery of the dog,
"'at least you can't get over the mystery of the man.
"'You can't deny that at the very moment when the beast came back from the sea and bellowed,
"'his master's soul was driven out of his body by the blow of some unseen power
"'that no mortal man can trace or even imagine.'
as for the lawyer, I don't go only by the dog. There are other curious details too,
he struck me as a smooth, smiling, equivocal sort of person, and one of his tricks seemed like a sort
of hint. You know, the doctor and the police were on the spot very quickly. Valentine
was brought back when walking away from the house, and he telephoned instantly. That, with the
secluded house, small numbers, an enclosed space, made it pretty possible to search everybody
who could have been near, and everybody was thoroughly searched for a weapon.
The whole house, garden, and shore were combed for a weapon.
The disappearance of the dagger is almost as crazy as the disappearance of the man.
The disappearance of the dagger, said Father Brown, nodding.
He seemed to have become suddenly attentive.
Well, continued fines, I told you that man trail had a trick of fidgeting with his tie,
tie-pin, especially his tie-pin, his pin, like himself, was at once showy and old-fashioned.
It had one of those stones with concentric coloured rings that looked like an eye,
and his own concentration on it got on my nerves, as if he had been a cyclops with one eye
in the middle of his body. But the pin was not only large, but long, and it occurred to me
that his anxiety about its adjustment was because it was even longer than it looked.
as long as a stiletto in fact father brown nodded thoughtfully was any other instrument ever suggested he asked
there was another suggestion answered fines from one of the young drusies the cousins i mean neither herbert nor harry druse would have struck one at first as likely to be of assistance in scientific detection but while herbert was really the traditional type of heavy dragoon caring for nothing but horses and
being an ornament to the horse guards. His younger brother Harry had been in the Indian police
and knew something about such things. Indeed, in his own way he was quite clever, and I rather
fancy he had been too clever. I mean, he had left the police through breaking some red tape
regulations and taking some sort of risk and responsibility of his own. Anyhow, he was in some sense
a detective out of work and threw himself into this business with more than the ardour of an amateur.
And it was with him that I had an argument about the weapon, an argument that led to something new.
It began by his countering my description of the dog barking at trail,
and he said that a dog at his worst didn't bark, but growled.
He was quite right there, observed the priest.
This young fellow went on to say that, if it came to that, he'd heard Knox growling at other people before then, and among others, at Floyd the Secretary.
I retorted that his own argument answered itself, for the crime couldn't be brought home to two or three people, and least of all to Floyd, who was innocent as a harem-scarum schoolboy, and had been seen by everybody all the time, perched above the garden hedge with his fan of red hair as conspicuous as a starrym, as a
scarlet cockatoo.
I know as difficulties anyhow, said my colleague.
But I wish you'd come with me down the garden a minute.
I want to show you something I don't think anyone else has seen.
This was on the very day of the discovery, and the garden was just as it had been.
The step-ladder was still standing by the hedge,
and just under the hedge my guide stopped and disentangled something from the deep grass.
It was the shears used for clipping the hedge,
and on the point of one of them was a smear of blood.
There was a short silence, and then Father Brown said suddenly,
What was the lawyer there for?
He told us the Colonel sent for him to alter his will, answered Fines.
And by the way, there was another thing about the business for the will that I ought to mention.
You see, the will wasn't actually signed in the Summer House that afternoon.
I suppose not, said Father Brown.
there would have to be two witnesses.
The lawyer actually came down the day before and it was signed then,
but he was sent for again next day
because the old man had a doubt about one of the witnesses
and had to be reassured.
Who were the witnesses?
asked Father Brown.
That's just the point, replied his informant eagerly.
The witnesses were Floyd the Secretary and this Dr. Valentine,
the foreign sort of surgeon or whatever he is,
and the two had a quarrel.
now i am bound to say that the secretary is something of a busybody he is one of those hot and headlong people whose warmth of temperament has unfortunately turned mostly to pugnacity and bristling suspicion
to distrusting people instead of to trusting them that sort of red-haired red-hot fellow is always either universally credulous or universally incredulous and sometimes both
he was not only a jack of all trades but he knew better than all tradesmen he not only knew everything but he warned everybody against everybody all that must be taken into account in his suspicions about valentine but in that particular case that
seems to have been something behind it.
He said the name of Valentine was not really Valentine.
He said he had seen him elsewhere known by the name of De Vion.
He said it would invalidate the will.
Of course, he was kind enough to explain to the lawyer what the law was on that point.
They were both in a frightful wax.
Father Brown laughed.
People often are when they are to witness a will, he said.
For one thing, it means that they can't have any.
legacy under it. But what did Dr. Valentine say? No doubt the Universal Secretary knew more about
the doctor's name than the doctor did. But even the doctor might have had some information
about his own name. Vines paused a moment before he replied. Dr. Valentine took it in a curious
way. Dr. Valentine is a curious man. His appearance is rather striking, but very foreign. He is
young but wears a beard cut square and his face is very pale dreadfully pale and dreadfully serious his eyes have a sort of ache in them as if he ought to wear glasses or had given himself a headache with thinking
but he is quite handsome and always very formally dressed with a top hat and a dark coat and a little red rosette his manner is rather cold and haughty and he has a way of staring at you which is very disconcerting
when thus charged with having changed his name, he merely stared like a sphinx and then said with a little laugh
that he supposed Americans had no names to change.
At that, I think the Colonel also got into a fuss and said all sorts of angry things to the doctor,
all the more angry because of the doctor's pretensions to a future place in his family.
I shouldn't have thought much of that, but for a few words that I happen to hear later,
early in the afternoon of the tragedy.
I don't want to make a lot of them,
but they weren't the sort of words on which one would like,
in the ordinary way, to play the eavesdropper.
As I was passing out towards the front gate
with my two companions and the dog,
I heard voices, which told me that Dr. Valentine and Miss Dr. Drus
had withdrawn for a moment in the shadow of the house,
in an angle behind a row of flowering plants,
and were talking to each other in passionate whisperings.
sometimes almost like hissings, for it was something of a lover's quarrel, as well as a lover's
trist. Nobody repeats the sort of things they said for the most part, but in an unfortunate
business like this, I am bound to say that there was repeated more than once a phrase about
killing somebody. In fact, the girls seemed to be begging him not to kill somebody, or saying
that no provocation could justify killing anybody, which seems an unusual sort of talk to address
to a gentleman who has dropped in to tea.
Do you know? asked the priest,
whether Dr. Valentine seemed to be very angry
after the scene with the secretary and the colonel?
I mean about witnessing the will.
By all accounts, replied the other.
He wasn't half so angry as the secretary was.
It was the secretary who went away raging
after witnessing the will.
And now, said Father Brown,
what about the will itself?
The colonel was a very well-fetched.
man and his will was important. Trail wouldn't tell us the alteration at that stage,
but I have since heard, only this morning, in fact, that most of the money was transferred
from the son to the daughter. I told you that Drus was wild with my friend Donald over his
dissipated hours. Question of motive has been rather overshadowed by the question of method,
observed Father Brown thoughtfully. At that moment, apparently, Miss Druse was the immediate
gainer by the death. Good God! What a cold-blooded way of talking! cried Fine, staring at him.
You don't really mean to hint that she... Is she going to marry that Dr. Valentine?
Asked the other. Some people are against it, answered his friend, but he is liked and respected
in the place and is a skilled and devoted surgeon. So devoted a surgeon, said Father Brown,
that he had surgical instruments with him when he went to call on the young level.
lady at tea-time for he must have used a lancet or something and he never seems to have gone home fine sprang to his feet and looked at him in a heat of inquiry you suggest he might have used the very same lancet father brown shook his head
all these suggestions are fancies just now he said the problem is not who did it or what did it but how it was done we might find many men and even many tools pins and shiers and lancets
but how did a man get into the room how did even a pin get into it he was staring reflectively at the ceiling as he spoke but as he said the last words his eye cocked in a
an alert fashion, as if he had suddenly seen a curious fly on the ceiling.
Well, what would you do about it? asked the young man. You have a lot of experience. What would
you advise now? I am afraid I'm not much use, said Father Brown with a sigh. I can't
suggest very much without having ever been near the place or the people. For the moment you can only
go on with local inquiries. I gather that your friend from the Indian police,
is more or less in charge of your inquiry down there i should run down and see how he's getting on see what he's been doing in the way of amateur detection there may be news already as his guests the biped and the quadruped disappeared
father brown took up his pen and went back to his interrupted occupation of planning a course of lectures on the encyclical rearum novarum the subject was a large one and he had to recast it more than one
once so that he was somewhat similarly employed some two days later when the big black dog again came bounding into the room and sprawled all over him with enthusiasm and excitement
the master who followed the dog shared the excitement if not the enthusiasm he had been excited in a less pleasant fashion for his blue eyes seemed to start from his head and his eager face was even little pale you told me he said abruptly and wather out preface
to find out what Harry Druce was doing.
Do you know what he's done?
The priest did not reply,
and the young man went on in jerky tones.
I'll tell you what he's done.
He's killed himself.
Father Brown's lips moved only faintly,
and there was nothing practical about what he was saying,
nothing that has anything to do with this story or this world.
You give me the creep sometimes, said Fines.
Did you expect this?
i thought it possible said father brown that was why i asked you to go and see what he was doing i hoped you might not be too late it was i who found him said fines rather huskily
it was the ugliest and most uncanny thing i ever knew i went down that old garden again and i knew there was something new and unnatural about it besides the murder the flowers still tossed about in blue masses on each side of the black entrance into the old grey summer-house
but to me the blue flowers looked like blue devils dancing before some dark cavern of the underworld i looked all round everything seemed to be in its ordinary place but the queer notion grew on me that there was something wrong with the very shape of the sky
and then i saw what it was the rock of fortune always rose in the background beyond the garden hedge and against the sea the rock of fortune was gone
father brown had lifted his head and was listening intently it was as if a mountain had walked away out of a landscape or a moon fallen from the sky though i knew of course that a touch at any time would have tipped the thing over
something possessed me and i rushed down that garden path like the wind and went crashing through that hedge as if it were a spider's web it was a thin hedge really though its undisturbed trimness had made it serve all the purposes of a wall
on the shore i found the loose rock fallen from its pedestal and poor harry jeruse lay like a wreck underneath it one arm was thrown round it in a sort of embrace as if he had pulled it down on himself
and on the broad brown sands beside it in large crazy lettering he had scrawled the words the rock of fortune falls on the fool it was the colonel's will that did that observed father brown the young man had staked
everything on profiting himself by Donald's disgrace, especially when his uncle sent for him
on the same day as the lawyer, and welcomed him with so much warmth. Otherwise, he was done. He'd lost
his police job. He was beggared at Monte Carlo, and he killed himself when he found he'd killed
his kinsman for nothing. Here, stop a minute, cried the staring, fines. You're going too
fast for me talking about the will by the way continued father brown calmly before i forget it or we go on to bigger things there was a simple explanation i think of all that business about the doctor's name
i rather fancy i have heard both names before somewhere the doctor is really a fredge nobleman with the title of the marquis de vion but he is also an ardent republican and has abandoned his title and fallen back on the forgotten
family surname. With your citizen Requetti, you have puzzled Europe for ten days.
What is that? asked the young man blankly.
Never mind, said the priest. Nine times out of ten, it is a rascally thing to change one's name,
but this was a piece of fine fanaticism. That's the point of his sarcasm about Americans
having no names. That is, no titles. Now in England, the Marquess of Hartington is never,
called Mr. Hartington. But in France the Marquis de Villon is called Monsieur de Villon, so it might
well look like a change of name. As for the talk about killing, I fancy that was also a point
of French etiquette. The doctor was talking about challenging Floyd to a duel, and the girl
was trying to dissuade him. Oh, I see, cried fine slowly. Now I understand what she meant.
and what is that about? asked his companion, smiling.
Well, said the young man,
it was something that happened to me just before I found that poor fellow's body.
Only the catastrophe drove it out of my head.
I suppose it's hard to remember a little romantic iddle
when you've just come on top of a tragedy.
But as I went down the lanes leading to the Colonel's old place,
I met his daughter walking with Dr. Valentine.
she was in mourning of course and he always wore black as if he were going to a funeral but i can't say that their faces were very funereal never have i seen two people looking in their own way more respectably radiant and cheerful
they stopped and saluted me and then she told me they were married and living in a little house on the outskirts of the town where the doctor was continuing his practice this rather surprised me because i knew that her old father's will had left her his property
and I hinted at it delicately by saying I was going along to her father's old place
and at half expected to meet her there.
But she only laughed and said,
We've given all that up.
My husband doesn't like heiresses.
And I discovered with some astonishment
they really had insisted on restoring the property to poor Donald.
So I hope he's had a healthy shock and will treat it sensibly.
There was never much really the matter with him.
He was very young.
and his father was not very wise but it was in connection with that that she said something i didn't understand at the time but now i'm sure it must be as you say
she said with a sort of sudden and splendid arrogance that was entirely altruistic i hope it'll stop that red-haired fool from fussing any more about the will does he think my husband who has given up a crest and a coronet as old as the crusades for his principal
would kill an old man in a summer-house for a legacy like that then she laughed again and said my husband isn't killing anybody except in the way of business why he didn't even ask his friends to call on the secretary
now of course i see what she meant i see part of what she meant of course said father brown what did she mean exactly by the secretary fussing about the will fine smiled as he answered i wish
you knew the secretary father brown it would be a joy to you to watch him make things hum as he calls it he made the house of morning hum he filled the funeral with all the snap and zip of the brightest sporting event there was no holding him after something had really happened
i told you how he used to oversee the gardener as he did the garden and how he instructed the lawyer in the law needless to say he also instructed the surgeon in the practice of surgery and as the
surgeon was Dr. Valentine. You may be sure it ended in accusing him of something worse than bad
surgery. The secretary got it fixed in his redhead that the doctor had committed the crime,
and when the police arrived, he was perfectly sublime. Need I say that he became, on the spot,
the greatest of all amateur detectives. Sherlock Holmes never towered over Scotland Yard
with more titanic intellectual pride and scorn than Colonel Drus's private secretary
over the police investigating Colonel Drus's death.
I tell you it was a joy to see him.
He strode about with an abstracted air,
tossing his scarlet crest of hair,
and giving incurred impatient replies.
Of course it was his demeanour during these days
that made Drus's daughter so wild with him.
Of course he had a theory.
It's just the sort of theory a man would have in a book,
and Floyd is the sort of man who ought to be in a book.
He'd be better fun unless,
bother in a book.
What was his theory?
asked the other.
Oh, it was full of pet,
replied Fines gloomily.
It would have been glorious copy
if it could have held together for ten minutes longer.
He said the colonel was still alive
when they found him in the summer house
and the doctor killed him with the surgical instrument
on pretence of cutting the clothes.
I see, said the priest.
I suppose he was lying flat on his face on the mud floor
as a form of siesta.
It's wonderful what Hustle will do, continued his informant.
I believe Floyd would have got his great theory into the papers at any rate,
and perhaps had the doctor attested,
when all these things were blown sky high as if by dynamite,
by the discovery of that dead body lying under the rock of fortune.
And that's what we come back to, after all.
I suppose the suicide is almost a confession,
but nobody will ever know the whole story.
there was a silence and then the priest said modestly i rather think i know the whole story fine stared
but look here he cried how do you come to know the whole story or to be sure it is the true story you've been sitting here a hundred miles away writing a sermon do you mean to tell me you really know what happened already if you've really come to the end where in the world do you begin what started you off with your own story
father brown jumped up with a very unusual excitement and his first exclamation was like an explosion the dog he cried the dog of course you had the whole story in your hands in the business of the dog on the beach if you'd only noticed the dog properly
fine stared still more but you told me before that my feelings about the dog were all nonsense and the dog had nothing to do with it the dog had everything to do with it said father brown as you'd have found out if you'd only treated the dog as a dog and not as god almighty judging the souls of men
he paused in an embarrassed way for a moment and then said with a rather pathetic air of apology the truth is i happen to be awfully fond of dogs and it seemed to me that in all this lurid halo of dog superstitions nobody was really thinking about the poor dog at all
to begin with a small point about his barking at the lawyer or growling at the secretary you asked how i could guess things a hundred miles away but honestly it's mostly to your credit for you described people so well that i know the types
a man like trail who frowns usually and smiles suddenly a man who fiddles with things especially at his throat is a nervous easily embarrassed man i shouldn't wonder if floyd the efficient secretary is nervous
i shouldn't wonder if floyd the efficient secretary is nervy and jumpy too those yankee hustlers often are otherwise he wouldn't have cut his fingers on the shears and dropped them when he heard janet drew scream
now dogs hate nervous people i don't know whether they make the dog nervous too or whether being after all a brute he is a bit of a bully or whether his canine vanity which is colossal is simply offended at not being a bit of a bully or whether his canine vanity which is colossal is simply offended at not being
light. But anyhow, there was nothing in poor Knox
protesting against those people, except that he disliked them for being
afraid of him. Now I know you're awfully clever, and nobody
of sense sneers at cleverness, but I sometimes fancy, for instance,
that you are too clever to understand animals. Animals are very
literal. They live in a world of truisms. Take this case.
A dog barks at a man, and a man
man runs away from a dog. Now you do not seem to be quite simple enough to see the fact,
that the dog barked because he disliked the man, and the man fled because he was frightened of the
dog. They had no other motives, and they needed none. But you must read psychological
mysteries into it, and suppose the dog had supernormal vision and was a mysterious mouthpiece of doom.
You must suppose the man was running away, not from the dog, but not from the dog, but
from the hangman. And yet, if you come to think of it, all this deeper psychology is exceedingly
improbable. If the dog really could completely and consciously realize the murderer of his master,
he wouldn't stand yapping as he might at a curate at a tea party. He's much more likely to
fly at his throat. And on the other hand, do you really think a man who had hardened his heart
to murder an old friend and then walk about smiling at the old friend's family, under the
eyes of his old friend's daughter and post-mortem doctor do you think a man like that would be doubled up by mere remorse because a dog barked he might feel the tragic irony of it it might shake his soul like any other tragic trifle
but he wouldn't rush madly the length of a garden to escape from the only witness whom he knew to be unable to talk people have a panic like that when they are frightened not of tragic ironies but of teeth
the whole thing is simpler than you can understand but when we come to that business by the seashore things are much more interesting as you stated them they were much more puzzling
i didn't understand that tale of the dog going in and out of the water it didn't seem to me a doggy thing to do if nox had been very much upset about something else he might possibly have refused to go after the stick at all
he'd probably go off nosing in whatever direction he suspected the mischief but when once a dog is actually chasing a thing a stone or a stick or a rabbit my experience is that he won't stop for anything but the most peremptory command
and not always for that,
that he should turn round because his mood changed,
seems to me unthinkable.
But he did turn round, insisted Fines,
and came back without the stick.
He came back without the stick for the best reason in the world,
replied the priest.
He came back because he couldn't find it.
He whined because he couldn't find it.
That's the sort of thing a dog really does whine about.
A dog is a devil of a ritualist. He is as particular about the precise routine of a game as a child about the precise repetition of a fairy tale. In this case something had gone wrong with the game. He came back to complain seriously of the conduct of the stick. Never had such a thing happened before. Never had an eminent and distinguished dog been so treated by a rotten old walking stick.
Why? What had the walking stick done? inquired the young man.
It had sunk, said Father Brown. Fine said nothing, but continued to stare, and it was the priest who continued.
It had sunk, because it was not really a stick, but a rod of steel with a very thin shell of cane and a sharp point.
In other words, it was a sword stick.
i suppose a murderer never gets rid of a bloody weapon so oddly and yet so naturally as by throwing it into the sea for a retriever i begin to see what you mean admitted fines but even if a sword-stick was used i have no guess of how it was used
i had a sort of guess said father brown right at the beginning when you said the word summer-house and another when you said that drus wore a white coat as long as everybody was looking for a short dagger
nobody thought of it but if we admit a rather long braid like a rapier it's not so impossible he was leaning back looking at the ceiling and began like one going back to his own first thoughts and fundamentals
all that discussion about detective stories like the yellow room about a man found dead in sealed chambers which no one could enter does not apply to the present case because it is a summer house
when we talk of a yellow room or any room we imply walls that are really homogeneous and impenetrable but a summer-house is not made like that it is often made as it was in this case of closely interlaced but separate bows and strips of wood in which there are chinks here and there
there was one of them just behind drus's back as he sat in his chair up against the wall but just as the room was a summer-house so the chair was a basket-chair
that also was a lattice of loopholes.
Lastly, the summer house was close up under the hedge,
and you have just told me it was really a thin hedge.
A man standing outside it could easily see
amid a network of twigs and branches and canes.
One white spot of the Colonel's coat,
as plain as the white of a target.
Now you left the geography a little vague,
but it was possible to put two and two together.
You said the romewerellas.
rock of fortune was not really high, but you also said it could be seen dominating the garden like
a mountain peak. In other words, it was very near the end of the garden, though your walk had taken
you a long way round to it. Also, it isn't likely, the young lady really howled so as to be
heard half a mile. She gave an ordinary, involuntary cry, and yet you heard it on the shore.
And among other interesting things that you told me, may I remind you that you said,
arry juice had fallen behind to light his pipe under a hedge.
Fine shuddered slightly.
You mean he drew his blade there and sent it through the hedge at the white spot?
But surely it was a very odd chance and a very sudden choice.
Besides, he couldn't be certain the old man's money had passed to him, and as a fact,
it hadn't.
Father Brown's face became animated.
You misunderstand the man's character, he said, as if he, he, he, he said, as if he, he,
himself had known the man all his life a curious but not unknown type of character if he had really known the money would come to him i seriously believe he wouldn't have done it he would have seen it as the dirty thing it was
isn't that rather paradoxical asked the other the man was a gambler said the priest and a man in disgrace for having taken risks and anticipated orders it was probably for something pretty unscrupulous for every imperial
police is more like a Russian secret police than we like to think, but he had gone beyond the line
and failed. Now, the temptation of that type of man is to do a mad thing precisely because the
risk will be wonderful in retrospect. He wants to say, nobody but I could have seized that
chance or seen that it was then or never. What a wild and wonderful guess it was when I put
all those things together. Donald, in disgrace, and the lawyer being sent to him.
for and Herbert and I sent for at the same time, and then nothing more but the way the old man
grinned at me and shook hands. Anybody would say I was mad to risk it, but that is how fortunes
are made by the man mad enough to have a little foresight. In short, it is the vanity of guessing,
it is the megalomania of the gambler. The more incongruous the coincidence, the more instantaneous
the decision, the more likely he is to snatch the chance.
The accident, the very triviality of the white speck, and the hole in the hedge intoxicated him like a vision of the world's desire.
Nobody clever enough to see such a combination of accidents could be cowardly enough not to use them.
That is how the devil talks to the gambler.
But the devil himself would hardly have induced that unhappy man to go down in a dull, deliberate way,
and kill an old uncle from whom he'd always had expectations.
It would be too respectable.
He paused for a moment, and then went on with a certain quiet emphasis.
And now, try to call up the scene, even as you saw it yourself.
As he stood there, dizzy with his diabolical opportunity,
he looked up and saw that strange outline that might have been the image of his own tottering soul,
the one great crag poised perilously on the other like a pyramid on its point,
and remembered that it was called the Rock of Fortune.
Can you guess how such a man at such a moment would read such a signal?
I think it strung him up to action and even to vigilance.
He who would be a tower must not fear to be a toppling tower.
Anyhow, he acted.
His next difficulty was to cover his tracks.
to be found with a sword-stick, let alone a blood-stained sword-stick, would be fatal in the search that were certain to follow.
If he left it anywhere, it would be found, and probably traced.
Even if he threw it into the sea, the action might be noticed, and thought noticeable,
unless indeed he could think of some more natural way of covering the action.
As you know, he did think of one, and a very good one.
being the only one of you with a watch,
he told you it was not yet time to return,
strolled a little farther,
and started the game of throwing in sticks for the retriever.
But how his eyes must have rolled darkly
over all that desolate seashore
before they are lighted on the dog.
Fines nodded, gazing thoughtfully into space.
His mind seemed to have drifted back
to a less practical part of the narrative.
It's queer.
he said, that the dog really was in the story after all.
The dog could almost have told you the story if he could talk, said the priest.
All I complain of is that because he couldn't talk, you made up his story for him,
and made him talk with the tongues of men and angels.
It is part of something I've noticed more and more in the modern world,
appearing in all sorts of newspaper rumours and conversational catchwords,
something that's arbitrary without being authoritative. People readily swallow the untested claims of
this, that, or the other. It's drowning all your old rationalism and skepticism. It's coming in like a
sea, and the name of it is superstition. He stood up abruptly, his face heavy with a sort of frown,
and went on talking, almost as if he were alone. It is the first effect of not believing
in God that you lose your common sense and can't see things as they are. Anything that anybody
talks about and says there's a good deal in it extends itself indefinitely like a vista in a nightmare.
And a dog is an omen, and a cat is a mystery, and a pig is a mascot, and a beetle is a
scarab, calling up all the menagerie of polytheism from Egypt and old India. Dog and Nubis and great
green-eyed pashed, and all the holy, howling bulls of Bashan, reeling back to the bestial gods of the
beginning, escaping into elephants and snakes and crocodiles, and all because you are frightened of
four words. He was made man. The young man got up with a little embarrassment, almost as if he had
overheard a soliloquy. He called to the dog and left the room with vague but breezy farewells.
but he had to call the dog twice,
for the dog had remained behind quite motionless for a moment,
looking up steadily at Father Brown,
as the wolf looked at St. Francis.
End of Chapter 3.
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The incredulity of Father Brown by G. K. Chesterton
The Miracle of Moon Crescent
Moon Crescent was meant in a sense to be as romantic as its name, and the things that
happened there were romantic enough in their way. At least it had been an expression of that
genuine element of sentiment, historic and almost heroic, which manages to remain side by side
with commercialism in the elder cities of the eastern coast of America.
It was originally a curve of classical architecture, really recalling the 18th century atmosphere
in which men like Washington and Jefferson had seemed to be all the more Republicans for being
aristocrats. Travelers faced with the recurrent query of what they thought of our city
were understood to be specially answerable for what they thought of our moon crescent. The very contrasts
that confused its original harmony were characteristic of its survival. At one extremity or horn of
the crescent, its last windows overlooked an enclosure like a strip of a gentleman's park,
with trees and hedges as formal as a Queen Anne garden. But immediately round the corner,
the other windows, even of the same rooms, or rather apartments, looked out on the blank,
unsightly wall of a huge warehouse attached to some of some
ugly industry. The apartments of Mooncrescent itself were at that end remodeled on the monotonous
pattern of an American hotel and rose to a height, which, the lower than the colossal warehouse,
would have been called a skyscraper in London. But the colonnade that ran round the whole frontage
upon the street had a gray and weather-stained stateliness, suggesting that the ghosts of the
fathers of the republic might still be walking to and fro in it.
The insides of the rooms, however, were as neat and new as the last New York fittings
could make them, especially at the northern end between the neat garden and the blank warehouse
wall.
They were a system of very small flats, as we should say in England, each consisting of a sitting
room, bedroom, and bathroom, as identical as the hundred cells of a hive.
In one of these, the celebrated Warren Wind sat at his desk sorting letters and scattering orders
with wonderful rapidity and exactitude he could only be compared to a tidy whirlwind warren wind was a very little man with loose grey hair and a pointed beard seemingly frail but firely alive
he had very wonderful eyes brighter than stars and stronger than magnets which nobody who had ever seen them could easily forget and indeed in his work as a reformer and regulator of many good works he had shown at least
that he had a pair of eyes in his head. All sorts of stories and even legends were told
of the miraculous rapidity with which he could form a sound judgment, especially of human character.
It was said that he selected his wife who worked with him so long and so charitable fashion
by picking her out of a whole regiment of women in uniform marching past at some official
celebration, some said of the girl guides and some of the women police. Another story was told
of how three tramps, indistinguishable from each other in their community of filth and rags,
had presented themselves before him asking for charity. Without a moment's hesitation,
he had sent one of them to a particular hospital devoted to a certain nervous disorder,
and recommended the second to an inebriate's home, and had engaged the third at a handsome
salary as his own private servant, a position which he filled successfully for years afterwards.
There were, of course, the inevitable anecdotes of his prompt criticisms in Kurt repartees
when brought in contact with Roosevelt, with Henry Ford, and with Mrs. Asquith, and all other
persons with whom an American public man ought to have a historic interview, if only in the
newspapers.
Certainly, he was not likely to be overawed by such personages, and at the moment here in question,
he continued very calmly his centrifugal whirl of papers, though the man confronting him was a
personage of almost equal importance. Silas T. Van Dam, the millionaire and oil magnate, was a lean man
with a long, yellow face, and blue-black hair, colors which were the less conspicuous, yet somehow
the more sinister, because his face and figure showed dark against the window and the white warehouse wall
outside it. He was buttoned up tight in an elegant overcoat with strips of astrican. The eager face
and brilliant eyes of Wynd, on the other hand, were in the full light of the other window,
overlooking the little garden, for his chair and desk stood facing it, and though the face was
preoccupied, it did not seem unduly preoccupied about the millionaire. Wines Valer, personal servant,
a big, powerful man, with flat fair hair, was standing behind his master's desk holding a sheaf of letters,
and Wine's private secretary, a neat red-haired youth with a sharp face, had his hand already on the door handle,
as if guessing some purpose or obeying some gesture of his employer.
The room was not only neat, but a steer to the point of emptiness.
For Wynne, with characteristic thoroughness, had rented the whole floor above, in turn to the
turned it into a loft or store-room, where all his papers and possessions were stacked in boxes
and corded bales.
Give these to the floor clerk, Wilson, said Wine to the servant, holding the letters,
and get me the pamphlet on the Minneapolis nightclubs.
You'll find it in the bundle marked G.
I shall want it in half an hour, but don't disturb me till then.
Well, Mr. Van Damme, I think your proposition sounds very promising,
but I can't give a final answer till I've seen the report.
it ought to reach me to-morrow afternoon and i'll phone you at once i'm sorry i can't say anything more definite now mr van dam seemed to feel that this was something like a polite dismissal and his sallow saturnine face suggested that he found a certain irony in the fact
well i suppose i must be going he said very good of you to call mr van dam said whined politely you will excuse my not coming out as i've something here i must fix at once fenner
He added to the secretary?
Showed Mr. Van Dam to his car, and don't come back again for half an hour.
I have something here I want to work out by myself.
After that, I shall want you.
The three men went out into the hallway together, closing the door behind them.
The big servant, Wilson, was turning down the hallway in the direction of the floor clerk,
and the other two moving in the opposite direction towards the lift,
for Wine's apartment was high up on the 14th floor.
They had hardly got a yard from the closed door when they became conscious that the corridor was filled with a marching and even magnificent figure.
The man was very tall and broad-shouldered, his bulk being the more conspicuous from being clad in white, or a light grey that looked like it,
with a very wide white Panama hat and almost equally wide fringe or halo of almost equally white hair.
Set in this oriole, his face was strong and handsome.
like that of a Roman emperor, save that there was something more than boyish, something a little childish about the brightness of his eyes and the beatitude of his smile.
Mr. Warren Wyndt in? he asked in hearty tones.
Mr. Warren Wind is engaged, said Fenner. He must not be disturbed on any account.
I may say I am his secretary and can take any message.
Mr. Warren Wind is not at home to the Pope or the crowned heads, said Van Dam.
magnate with sour satire. Mr. War and Wine is mighty particular. I went in there to hand him over a
trifle of twenty thousand dollars on certain conditions, and he told me to call again, like as if I was a
call boy. It's a fine thing to be a boy, said the stranger, and a finer to have a call, and I've got a call
he's just got to listen to. It's a call of the great good country out west, where the real American is being
made while you're all snoring. Just tell him that Art Albaun of Oklahoma City has come to convert him.
I tell you no one can see him, said the red-haired secretary sharply. He has given orders that he has not to be
disturbed for half an hour. You folks down east are all against being disturbed, said the breezy
Mr. Albaum, but I calculate there's a big breeze getting up in the west that will have to disturb you.
He's been figuring out how much money must go to this and that stuffy old religion,
but I tell you any scheme that leaves out the new Great Spirit Movement in Texas and Oklahoma
is leaving out the religion of the future.
Oh, I've sized up those religions of the future, said the millionaire, contemptuously.
I've been through them with a tooth comb, and there is as mangy as yellow dogs.
There was that woman called herself Sophia, ought to have called herself Safira,
I reckon, just a plum fraud, strings tied to all the tables and tambourines.
Then there were the invisible life bunch, said they could vanish when they liked,
and they did vanish too, and a hundred thousand of my dollars vanished with them.
I knew Jupiter Jesus out in Denver, saw him for weeks on end, and he was just a common crook.
So was the Patagonian prophet. You bet he's made a bolt for Patagonia.
No, I'm through with all that. From now on I only only.
believe what I see. I believe they call it being an atheist. I guess you got me wrong,
said the man from Oklahoma, almost eagerly. I guess I am as much of an atheist as you are. No
supernatural or superstitious stuff in our movement, just plain science. The only real right science
is just health, and the only real right health is just breathing. Fill your lungs with the
wide air of the prairie, and you could blow all your old eastern cities into the sea.
you could just puff away their biggest men like thistledown that's what we do in the new movement out home we breathe we don't pray we breathe well i suppose you do said the secretary wearily
he had a keen intelligent face which could hardly conceal the weariness but he had listened to the two monologues with the admirable patience and politeness so much in contrast with the legends of impatience and insolence with which such monologues were listened to in america
nothing supernatural continued albaon just the great natural fact behind all the supernatural fancies what did the jews want of a god except to breathe into man's nostrils the breath of life
We do the breathing into our own nostrils out in Oklahoma.
What's the meaning of the very word spirit?
It's just the Greek for breathing exercises.
Life, progress, prophecy.
It's all breath.
Some would allow its all wind, said Van Dam.
But I'm glad you've got rid of the divinity stunt anyhow.
The keen face of the secretary, rather pale against his red hair,
showed a flicker of some odd feeling suggestive of a secret bitterness.
I'm not glad, he said. I'm just sure. You seem to like being atheists, so you may be just
believing what you like to believe, but I wish to God there were a God, and there ain't, it's just my luck.
Without a sound or stir, they all became almost creepily conscious at this moment that the group,
halted outside Wine's door, had silently grown from three figures to four. How long the fourth
figure stood there, none of the earnest disputants could tell, but he had every appearance of waiting
respectfully and even timidly for the opportunity to say something urgent. But to their nervous
sensibility he seemed to have sprung up suddenly and silently, like a mushroom. And indeed,
he looked rather like a big black mushroom, for he was quite short and a small, stumpy figure
was eclipsed by his big black clerical hat. The resemblance might have been more complete if
mushrooms were in the habit of carrying umbrellas, even of the shabby and shapeless sort. Fener, the secretary,
was conscious of a curious additional surprise at recognizing the figure of a priest. But when the priest
turned up a round face under the round hat and innocently asked for Mr. Warren whined,
he gave the regular negative answer rather more curtly than before. But the priest
stood his ground.
I do really want to see Mr. Wind, he said.
It seems odd, but that's exactly what I want to do.
I don't want to speak to him.
I just want to see him.
I just want to see if he's there to be seen.
Well, I tell you who's there and can't be seen, said Fenner, with increasing annoyance.
What do you mean by saying you want to see if he's there to be seen?
Of course he's there.
We all left him there five minutes ago, and we've stood outside this door ever since.
Well, I want to see if he's all right, said the priest.
Why? demanded the secretary in exasperation.
Because I have a serious, I might say solemn reason, said the cleric, gravely,
for doubting whether he is all right.
Oh, Lord, cried Van Damme, in a sort of fury, not more superstitions.
I see I shall have to give my reasons, observed the little cleric gravely.
I suppose I can't expect you to even let me look through the crack of a door,
till I tell you the whole story. He was silent a moment, as in reflection, and then went on without
noticing the wondering faces all around him. I was walking outside along the front of the colonnade
when I saw a very ragged man running hard around the corner at the end of the crescent. He came
pounding along the pavement towards me, revealing a great raw-bone figure and a face I knew.
It was the face of a wild Irish fellow I once helped a little. I will.
not tell you his name. When he saw me he staggered, calling me by mine and saying,
Saints alive, it's Father Brown. You're the only man whose face could frighten me today.
I knew he meant he'd been doing some wild thing or other, and I don't think my face frightened
him much, for he was soon telling me all about it. And a very strange thing it was. He asked
me if I knew war and whined, and I said no, though I knew he lived near the top of these flats.
He said,
That's a man who thinks he's a saint of God, but if he knew what I was saying of him, he should
be ready to hang himself.
And he repeated hysterically more than once, yes, ready to hang himself.
I asked him if he'd done any harm to wind, and his answer was a rather queer one.
He said, I took a pistol and I loaded it with neither shot nor slug, but only with a curse.
As far as I could make out, all he had done was go down that little alley between this building
and the big warehouse, with an old pistol loaded with a blank charge, and merely fire it against
the wall, as if that would bring down the building.
But as I did it, he said, I cursed him with the great curse, that the justice of God should
take him by the hair, and the vengeance of hell by the heels, and he should be torn asunder
like Judas, and the world know him no more.
Well, it doesn't matter now what else I said to the poor crazy fellow.
He went away quieted down a little, and I went round the back of the building to inspect.
And sure enough, in the little alley at the foot of this wall, there lay a rusty, antiquated pistol.
I know enough about pistols to know it had been loaded only with a little powder.
There were the black marks of powder and smoke on the wall, and even the mark of the muzzle,
but not even a dent of any bullet.
He had left no trace of destruction.
He had left no trace of anything, except those black marks and that black curse he had hurled into heaven.
So I came back here to ask for this war and wind and find out if he's all right.
Penner the secretary laughed.
I can soon settle that difficulty for you.
I assure you he's quite all right.
We left him riding at his desk only a few minutes ago.
He was alone in his flat, and it's a hundred feet up from the street,
and so placed that no shot could have reached him,
even if your friend hadn't fired blank.
There's no other entrance to this place but this door,
and we've been standing outside it ever since.
All the same, said Father Brown gravely,
I should like to look in and see.
Well, you can't, retorted the other.
Good Lord, you don't tell me you think anything of the curse.
You forget, said the millionaire, with a slight sneer.
The Reverend gentleman's whole business is blessings and cursings.
Come, sir, if he's been gone,
cursed to hell, why don't you bless him back again? What's the good of your blessings if they can't
be an Irish lyrican's curse? Does anyone believe such things now, protested the Westerner?
Father Brown believes a good number of things, I take it, said Van Dam, whose temper was suffering
from the past snub and the present bickering. Father Brown believes a hermit crossed a river
on a crocodile conjured out of nowhere, and then he told the crocodile to die, and it sure did.
Father Brown believes that some blessed saint or other died, and had his dead body turned into three dead bodies, to be served out to three parishes that were all bent on figuring as his hometown.
Father Brown believes that a saint hung his cloak on a sunbeam, and another used his for a boat to cross the Atlantic.
Father Brown believes the Holy Donkey had six legs, and the house of Loretto flew through the air.
He believes in hundreds of stone virgins, winking and weeping all day long.
it's nothing to him to believe that a man might escape through the keyhole or vanish out of a locked room.
I reckon he doesn't take much stock in the laws of nature.
Anyhow, I have to take stock in the laws of war and wine, said the secretary, wearily,
and it's his rule that he's to be left alone when he says so.
Wilson will tell you just the same,
for the large servant who had been sent for the pamphlet,
passed placidly down the corridor even as he spoke, carrying the pamphysm,
flit, but serenely passing the door. He'll go sit on the bench by the floor clerk and twiddle his
thumbs till he's wanted, but he won't go in before then, and nor will I. I reckon we both know
which side our bread is buttered, and it'd take a good many of Father Brown's saint and
angels to make us forget it. As for saints and angels, began the priest.
It's all nonsense, repeated Fenner. I don't want to say anything offensive, but that sort of
thing may be very well for crips and cloisters in all sorts of moonshine places,
but ghosts can't get through a closed door in an American hotel. But men can open a door,
even in an American hotel, replied Father Brown patiently, and it seems to me the simplest thing
would be to open it. It would be simple enough to lose me my job, answered the secretary,
and Warren Wind doesn't like his secretaries so simple as that, not simple enough to believe in the
sort of fairy tales you seem to believe in.
Well, said the priest gravely,
it is true that I believe in a good many things
that you probably don't, but it would take a considerable time
to explain all the things I believe in, and all the reasons I have
for thinking I'm right. It would take about two seconds to open the door
and prove I am wrong. Something in the phrase seemed to please
the more wild and restless spirit of the man from the west.
I'll allow, I'd love to prove you wrong, said
Albaun, striding suddenly past them, and I will. He threw open the door of the flat and looked in.
The first glimpse showed that Warren Wein's chair was empty. The second glance showed that his room was
empty also. Fenner, electrify with energy in his turn, dashed past the other into the apartment.
He's in his bedroom, he said curtly. He must be. As he disappeared into the inner chamber,
the other men stood in the empty outer room, staring about them. The severity and simplicity of
its fittings, which had already been noted, returned on them with a rigid challenge.
Certainly, in this room there was no question of hiding a mouse, let alone a man.
There were no curtains, and, what is rare in an American arrangements, no cupboards.
Even the desk was no more than a plain table with a shallow drawer and a tilted lid.
The chairs were hard and high-backed skeletons.
A moment after the secretary reappeared at the inner door,
having searched the two inner rooms. A staring negation stood in his eyes and his mouth seemed to move
in a mechanical detachment from it. As he said sharply,
He didn't come out through here? Somehow the others did not even think it necessary to answer that
negation in the negative. Their minds had come up against something like the blank wall of the
warehouse that stared in at the opposite window, gradually turning from white to gray,
as dusk slowly descended in the advancing afternoon. Van Damme walked over to the window-sill
against which he had lent half an hour before and looked out the open window. There was no pipe
or fire escape, no shelf or foothold of any kind on the sheer fall of the Little By Street below.
There was nothing on the similar expanse of wall that rose many stories above.
There was even less variation on the other side of the street. There was nothing whatever,
but the wearisome expanse of the whitewashed wall. He peered downwards as if expecting to see the
vanished philanthropist lying in a suicidal wreck on the path. He could see nothing but one small
dark object, which, though diminished by distance, might well be the pistol that the priest
had found lying there. Meanwhile, Fener had walked to the other window, which looked out from a wall
equally blank and inaccessible, but looking out over a small ornamental park in
instead of a side street. Here, a clump of trees interrupted the actual view of the ground,
but they reached but a little way up the huge human cliff. Both turned back into the room
and faced each other in the gathering twilight, where the last silver gleams of daylight
on the shiny tops of desks and tables were rapidly turning gray. As if the twilight itself
irritated him, Fenner touched the switch and the scene sprang into the startling distinctness
of electric light. As you said just now, said Van Damme grimly, there's no shot from down there
could hit him, even if there was a shot in the gun. But even if he was hit with a bullet, he wouldn't
have dispersed like a bubble. The secretary, who is paler than ever, glanced irritably
at the bilous visage of the millionaire. What's got you started on those morbid notions?
Who's talking about bullets and bubbles? Why shouldn't he be alive? Why not indeed? replied
and damn smoothly. If you'll tell me where he is, I'll tell you how he got there. After a pause,
the secretary muttered, rather sulkily, I suppose you're right, right up against the very thing
we were talking about. It'd be a queer thing if you or I ever came to think there was anything
in cursing, but who could have harmed wind, shut up and here. Mr. Albuan, of Oklahoma,
had been standing rather a straddle in the middle of the room. His white, hairy halo, as well as
his round eyes, seeming to radiate astonishment. At this point, he said, abstractedly,
was something of the irrelevant impudence of an infant terrible. You didn't caught in him much,
did you, Mr. Van Damme? Mr. Van Dam's long yellow face seemed to grow longer as it grew more sinister.
While he smiled and answered quietly, if it comes to these coincidences, it was you, I think,
who said that a wind from the west would blow
away out big men like thistledown?
I know I said it would, said the Westerner, with candor, but all the same. How the devil could it?
The silence was broken by Fenner, saying with an abruptness amounting to violence,
there is only one thing to say about this affair. It simply hasn't happened. It can't have
happened. Oh yes, said Father Brown out of the corner. It has happened all right. They all
jumped, for the truth was they had all forgotten the insignificant little man who had originally
induced them to open the door, and the recovery of memory went with a sharp reversal of mood.
It came back to them with a rush that they had all dismissed him as a superstitious dreamer
for even hinting of the very thing that had since happened before their eyes.
Snakes, cried the impetuous westerner, like one speaking before he could stop himself.
suppose there were something in it, after all.
I must confess, said Fenner, frowning at the table,
that his reverences, anticipations were apparently well-founded.
I don't know whether there is anything else to tell us.
He might possibly tell us, said Van Dam, sardonically,
what the devil we are to do now.
The little priest seemed to accept the position in a modest, but matter-of-fact manner.
The only thing I can think of, he said, is first,
to tell the authorities of this place and then to see if there were any more traces of my man who let off the pistol he vanished round the other end of the crescent where the little garden is there are seats there and it's a favorite place for tramps
direct consultations with the headquarters of the hotel leading to indirect consultations with the authorities of the police occupied them for a considerable time and it was already nightfall when they went out under the long classical curve
of the colonnade. The crescent looked as cold and hollow as the moon after which it was named,
and the moon itself was rising luminous but spectral behind the black treetops when they turned the
corner by the little public garden. Night veiled much of what was merely urban and artificial about the place,
and as they melted into the shadows of the trees, they had a strange feeling of having
suddenly traveled many hundred miles from their homes. When they had walked in silence for a little,
Albaun, who had something elemental about him, suddenly exploded.
I give up, he cried.
I handed my checks.
I never thought I should come to such things, but what happens when the things come to you?
I beg your pardon, Father Brown.
I reckon I'll just come across so far as you and your fairy tales are concerned.
After this, it's me for the fairy tales.
Why, you said yourself, Mr. Van Damme, that you're an atheist and only believe what you see.
well, what was it you did see? Or rather, what was it you didn't see?
I know, said Van Dam, and nodded in a gloomy fashion.
Oh, it's partly all this moon and trees that get on one's nerves, said Fenner obstinately.
Trees always look queer by moonlight, with their branches crawling about.
Look at that.
Yes, said Father Brown, standing still and peering at the moon through a tangle of trees.
That's a queer branch up there.
When he spoke again, he only said, I thought it was a broken branch, but this time there was a
catch in his voice that unaccountably turned his hearers cold.
Something that looked rather like a dead branch was certainly dependent in a limp fashion
from the tree that showed dark against the moon, but it was not a dead branch.
When they came close to it to see what it was, Fenner sprang away again with a ringing
oath.
Then he ran in again and loosened a rope from the neck of the dingy little body.
dangling with drooping plumes of gray hair somehow he knew the body was a dead body before he managed to take it down from the tree a very long coil of rope was wrapped round and round the branches and a comparatively short length of it hung from the fork of the branch to the body
a long garden tub was rolled a yard or so from under the feet like the stool kicked away from the feet of a suicide oh my god said albuon so that it seemed as much a prayer as an o'clock
What was it, the man said about him, if he knew he would be ready to hang himself?
Wasn't that what he said, Father Brown?
Yes, said Father Brown.
Well, said Van Dam in a hollow voice, I never thought to see or say such a thing, but what can one say, except that the curse has worked?
Fenner was standing with hands covering his face, and the priest laid a hand on his arm and said, gently.
Were you very fond of him?
the secretary dropped his hands, and his white face was ghastly under the moon.
I hated him like hell, he said, and if he died by a curse, it might have been mine.
The pressure of the priest's hand on his arm tightened, and the priest said, with an earnestness
he had hardly yet shown, it wasn't your curse. Pray, be comforted.
The police of the district had considerable difficulty in dealing with the four witnesses
who were involved in the case. All of them were reputable, and even reliable people in the ordinary
sense. And one of them was a person of considerable power and importance, Silas Van Damme of the Oil Trust.
The first police officer, who tried to express skepticism about his story, struck sparks from the steel
of that magnate's mind, very rapidly indeed. Don't you talk to me about sticking to the facts,
said the millionaire with Asperity? I've stuck to a good money fax,
before you were born, and a few of the facts have stuck to me. I'll give you the facts all right,
if you've got the sense to take him down correctly. The policeman in question was youthful and
subordinate, and had a hazy idea that the millionaire was too political to be treated as an ordinary
citizen, so he passed him and his companions onto a more stolid superior, one Inspector Collins,
a grizzled man with a grimly comfortable way of talking, as one who was genial but would stand no
nonsense. Well, well, he said, looking at the three figures before him, with twinkling eyes,
this seems to be a funny sort of tale. Father Brown had already gone about his daily business,
but Silas Van Damme had suspended even the gigantic business of the markets for an hour or so
to testify to his remarkable experience. Fener's business as secretary had ceased in a sense
with his employer's life, and the great Art Alboan, having no business in New York or anywhere else,
except the spreading of the breath of life religion or the great spirit, had nothing to draw him away at that moment from the immediate affair.
So they stood in a row in the inspector's office, prepared to corroborate each other.
Now I better tell you to start with, said the inspector cheerfully,
that it's no good for anybody to come to me with any miraculous stuff.
I'm a practical man and a policeman, and that sort of thing is all very well for priests and parsons.
this priest of yours seems to have got you all worked up about some story of a dreadful death and judgment,
but I am going to leave him and his religion out of it altogether.
If Wynd came out of that room, somebody let him out.
And if wind was found hanging on that tree, somebody hung him there.
Quite so, said Fenner.
But as out evidence is that nobody let him out, the question is, how could anybody have hung him there?
How could anybody have a nose on his face?
asked the inspector he had a nose on his face and he had a noose round his neck those are facts and as i say i'm a practical man and go by the facts it can't have been done by a miracle so it must have been done by a man
albowin had been standing rather in the background and indeed his broad figure seemed to form a natural background to the leaner and more vivacious men in front of him his white head was bowed with a certain abstraction but as the inspector said the last
sentence he lifted it shaking his hoary mane in a leonine fashion and looking dazed but awakened he moved forward into the center of the group and they had a vague feeling that he was even vaster than before they had been only too prone to take him for a fool or a mountebank but he was not altogether wrong when he said that there was in him a certain depth of lungs and life like a west wind stored up in its strength which might some day pufferick
lighter things away. So you're a practical man, Mr. Collins, he said in a voice, at once
soft and heavy. It must be the second or third time you've mentioned it in this little conversation,
that you're a practical man. So I can't be mistaken about that. And a very interesting little fact
it is, for anybody engaged in writing your life, letters, and table talk, with a portrait at the age of
five, daguerre type of your grandmother, and views of the old hometown. And I'm sure your
biographer won't forget to mention it, along with the fact that you had a pugged nose with a
pimple on it and were nearly too fat to walk. And as you're a practical man, perhaps you would
just go on practicing till you've brought war and wind back to life again, and found out exactly
how a practical man gets through a deal door. But I think you've got it wrong. You're not a
practical man, you're a practical joke. That's what you are. The Almighty was having a bit of fun
with us when he thought of you. With a characteristic sense of drama, he went
sailing towards the door before the astonished inspector could reply, and no after recriminations
could rob him of a certain appearance of triumph.
I think you were perfectly right, said Fenner.
If those are practical men, give me priests.
Another attempt was made to reach an official version of the event, when the authorities
fully realized who were the backers of the story, and what were the implications of it.
already it had broken out in the press in its most sensational and even shamelessly psychic form.
Interviews with Van Dam on his marvelous adventure, articles about Father Brown and his mystical intuitions
soon led those who feel responsible for guiding the public to wish to guide it into a wiser
channel. Next time, the inconvenient witnesses were approached in a more indirect and tactful
manner. They were told, almost in an airy fashion, that Professor Vare was very much interested
in such abnormal experiences, was especially interested in their own astonishing case. Professor
Vair was a psychologist of great distinction. He had been known to take a detached interest
in criminology. It was only some little time afterwards that they discovered that he was in any
way connected with the police.
Professor Vair was a courteous gentleman, quietly dressed in pale grey clothes,
with an artistic tie and a fair, pointed beard.
He looked more like a landscape painter to anyone not acquainted, with a certain special type of dawn.
He had an air not only of courtesy, but of frankness.
Yes, yes, I know, he said smiling.
I can guess what you must have gone through.
The police do not shine in inquiries of a psychic sort, do they?
Of course, dear old Collins, said he old.
only wanted the facts. What an absurd blunder! In a case of this kind, we emphatically do not want
the facts. It is even more essential to have the fancies. Do you mean? asked Van Damme gravely,
that all that we thought facts were merely fancies? Not at all, said the professor. I only mean that
the police are stupid in thinking that they can leave out the psychological element in these things.
Well, of course, the psychological element is everything in everything, though it is only just beginning
to be understood. To begin with, take the element called personality. Now I have heard of this priest,
Father Brown, before, and he is one of the most remarkable men of our time. Men of that sort
carry a sort of atmosphere with them, and nobody knows how much his nerves and even his
very senses are affected by it for the time being. People are hypnotical. People are hypnotical.
Yes, hypnotized, for hypnotism, like everything else, is a matter of degree.
It enters slightly into all daily conversations.
It is not necessarily conducted by a man in evening dress on a platform in a public hall.
Father Brown's religion has always understood the psychology of atmospheres,
and knows how to bow to appeal to everything simultaneously,
even, for instance, the sense of smell.
It understands those curious effects, produced by music on animals and human beings.
It can hang it, protested Fenner. You don't think you walk down the corridor carrying a church organ.
He knows better than to do that, said Professor Veer, laughing.
He knows how to concentrate the essence of all these spiritual sounds and sights, and even smells, in a few restrained gestures,
in an art or school of manners. He could contrive so,
to concentrate your minds on the supernatural by his mere presence, that natural things slipped off
your minds to left and right unnoticed. Now you know, he proceeded with a return to cheerful good sense,
that the more we study it, the more queer the whole question of human evidence becomes.
There is not one man in twenty who really observes things at all. There is not one man in a hundred
who observes them with real precision.
certainly not one in a hundred who can first observe then remember and finally describe scientific experiments have been made again and again showing that men under strain have thought a door was shut when it was open or open when it was shut
men have differed about the number of doors or windows in a wall just in front of them they have suffered optical illusions in broad daylight they have done this even without the hypnotic effect of personality
but here we have a very powerful and persuasive personality bent upon fixing only one picture in your minds the picture of the wild irish rebel shaking his pistol at the sky and firing that vain volley whose echoes were the thunders of heaven
Professor, cried Fenner, I swear on my deathbed that door never opened.
Recent experiments, went on the professor quietly, have suggested that our consciousness is not
continuous, but it is a succession of very rapid impressions like a cinema.
It is possible that somebody or something may, so to speak, slip in or out between the scenes.
It acts only in the instant while the curtain is down.
Probably the patter of conjurers, and all forms of sleight of hand, depend on what we may call
these black flashes of blindness between the flashes of sight.
Now this priest and preacher of transcendental notions had filled you with a transcendental imagery,
the image of the Celt like a titan, shaking the tower with his curse.
Probably he accompanied it with some slight but compelling gesture, pointing your eyes and minds
in the direction of the unknown destroyer below, or perhaps something else.
happened, or somebody else passed by. Wilson, the servant, grunted Albuwen, went down the hallway
to wait on the bench, but I guess he didn't distract us much. You never know how much, replied Ver.
It might have been that, or more likely, your eyes followed some gesture of the priest as he told
his tale of magic. It was in one of those black flashes that Mr. Warren Wine slipped out of his
door and went to his death. That is the most probable explanation. It is a
an illustration of the new discovery. The mind is not a continuous line, but rather a dotted line.
Very dotted, said Fenner feebly, not to say dotty. You don't really believe, asked Ver,
that your employer was shut in a room like a box. It's better than believing that I ought to be
shut in a room like a padded cell, answered Fenner. That's what I complain of in your suggestion,
professor. I'd as soon believe in a priest who believes in a miracle as disbelieve in any man having
any right to believe in a fact. The priest tells me that a man can appeal to a God I know nothing about
to avenge him by the laws of some higher justice that I know nothing about. There's nothing for me
to say except that I know nothing about it. But at least, if the poor Patty's prayer and pistol
could be heard in a higher world, that higher world might act in some way that seems odd to us.
But you asked me to disbelieve the facts of this world as they appear to my own five wits.
According to you, a whole procession of Irishmen carrying blunderbusses may have walked through
this room while we were talking, so long as they took care to tread on the blind spots in our minds.
Miracles of the monkish sort, like materializing a crocodile or hanging a cloak on a sun
beam, seem quite sane compared to you. Oh well, said Professor Veer, rather curtly.
If you are resolved to believe your priest and his miraculous Irishman, I can say no more,
I'm afraid you have not had an opportunity of studying psychology.
No, said Fenner dryly, but I've had an opportunity of studying psychologist. And,
bowing politely, he led his deputation out of the room and did not speak till he got into the street.
Then he addressed them rather explosively.
Raving lunatics, cried Fenner, and a fume.
What the devil do they think is to happen to the world if nobody knows whether he's seen anything
or not?
I'd wish I'd blown his silly head off with a blank charge, and then explained that I did it
in a blind flash.
Father Brown's miracle may be miraculous or no, but he said it would happen, and it did happen.
All these blasted cranks can do is see a thing happen, and then say it didn't.
I think we owe it to the Padre to testify to his little demonstration.
We're all sane, solid men who never believed in anything.
We weren't drunk.
We weren't devout.
It simply happened just as he said it would.
I quite agree, said the millionaire.
It may be the beginning of mighty big things in the spiritual line,
but somehow the man who's in the spiritual line himself, Father Brown,
has certainly scored over this business.
A few days afterwards, Father Brown received a very polite note signed Silas T. Van Dam
in asking him if he would attend at a stated hour at the apartment which was the scene of the
disappearance, in order to take steps for the establishment of that marvelous occurrence.
The occurrence itself had already begun to break out in the newspapers, and was being taken
up everywhere by the enthusiasts of occultism.
Father Brown saw the flaring posters inscribed,
Suicide of a Vanishing Man,
and Man's Curse Hangs Philanthropist,
as he passed towards Mooncrescent
and mounted the steps on the way to the elevator.
He found the little group much as he left it,
Van Dan, Albuan, and the secretary,
but there was an entirely new respectfulness
and even reverence in their tone towards himself.
They were standing at Wine's desk,
on which lay a large paper in writing materials, they turned to greet him.
Father Brown, said the spokesman, who is the white-haired westerner, somewhat sobered with his
responsibility?
We asked you here in the first place to offer our apologies and our thanks.
We recognize that it was you that spotted the spiritual manifestation from the first.
We were hard-shell skeptics, all of us, but we realize now that a man must break that
shell to get at the things behind the world. You stand for those things. You stand for the supernormal
explanation of things. And we have to hand it to you. And in the second place, we feel that this
document would not be complete without your signature. We are notifying the exact facts to the
Psychical Research Society, because the newspaper accounts are not what you might call exact. We've
stated how the curse was spoken out in the street, how the man was sealed up here in a room like a box,
how the curse dissolved him straight into thin air, and in some unthinkable way materialized him as a suicide hoisted on a gallows.
That's all we can say about it, but all that we know and have seen with our own eyes.
And as you were the first to believe in the miracle, we all feel you ought to be the first to sign.
No, really, said Father Brown in embarrassment.
I don't think I should like to do that.
You mean you'd rather not sign first?
I mean I'd rather not sign at all, said Father Brown.
modestly. You see, it doesn't quite do for a man in my position to joke about miracles.
But it was you who said it was a miracle, said Alboa, starting. I'm so sorry, said Father Brown.
I'm afraid there's some mistake. I don't think I ever said it was a miracle. All I said was that it might
happen. What you said was that it couldn't happen because it would be a miracle if it did.
And then it did, and so you said it was a miracle. But I never said a word about miracles. But I never said a
word about miracles or magic, or anything of the sort from beginning to end.
But I thought you believed in miracles, broke out the secretary.
Yes, answered Father Brown. I believe in miracles. I believe in man-eating tigers, but I don't
see them running about everywhere. If I want any miracles, I know where to get them.
I can't understand you're taking this line, Father Brown, said Van Damme earnestly.
It seemed so narrow, and you don't look narrow to me, though you are a parson.
Don't you see? A miracle like this will knock all materialists endways.
It will just tell the whole world in big print that spiritual powers can work and do work.
You'll be serving religion as no parson ever served it yet.
The priest had stiffened a little and seemed in some strange way,
clothed with unconscious and impersonal dignity for all his stumpy figure.
Well, he said, you wouldn't suggest I serve religion by what I know to be a lie,
i don't know precisely what you mean by the phrase and to be quite candid i'm not sure you do lying may be serving religion i'm sure it's not serving god and since you are harping so insistently on what i believe wouldn't be as well if you had some sort of notion of what it is
i don't think i quite understand observed the millionaire curiously i don't think you do said father brown with simplicity you say this thing was done by spiritual powers what spiritual powers you don't think the holy angels took him and hung him on a garden tree do you
And as for unholy angels, no, no, no.
The men who did this did a wicked thing, but they went no further than their own wickedness.
They weren't wicked enough to be dealing with spiritual powers.
I know something about Satanism for my sins.
I've been forced to know.
I know what it is, but it practically always is.
It's proud and it's sly.
It likes to be superior.
It loves to horrify the innocent with things half understood.
make children's flesh creep. That's why it's so fond of mysteries in initations and secret societies,
and all the rest of it, its eyes are turned inward, and however grand and grave it may look,
it's always hiding a small, mad smile. He shuddered suddenly, as if caught in an icy draft of air.
Never mind about them. They've got nothing to do with this, believe me.
Do you think that poor, wild Irishman of mine, who ran raving down the street,
who blurted out half of it when he first saw my face, and ran away for fear he should blurt out more?
Do you think Satan confides any secrets in him?
I admit he joined in a plot, probably in a plot with two other men worse than himself.
But for all that he was just in an everlasting rage when he rushed down the lane and let off his pistol and his curse.
But what on earth does all this mean? demanded Van Dam.
Letting off a toy pistol and a two-penny curse wouldn't do what was that.
done, except by miracle. It would it make wine disappear like a fairy? It would it make him
reappear a quarter mile away with a rope round his neck? No, said Father Brown sharply,
but what would it do? And still I don't follow you, said the millionaire gravely.
I say, what would it do? repeated the priest, showing for the first time a sort of animation
verging on annoyance. You keep on repeating that a blank pistol.
pistol shot wouldn't do this and wouldn't do that, that if that was all, the murder wouldn't happen, or the miracle wouldn't happen.
It doesn't seem to occur to you to ask, what would happen? What would happen to you if a lunatic let off a firearm without rhyme or reason right under your window?
What's the very first thing that would happen? Van Damme looked thoughtful. I guess I should look out of the window, he said.
Yes, said Father Brown. You'd look out the window. That's the
the whole story. It's a sad story, but it's finished now, and there were extenuating circumstances.
Why should looking out the window hurt him? asked Albuan. He didn't fall out, where he'd have been
found in the lane. No, said Father Brown in a low voice. He didn't fall. He rose.
There was something in his voice like the groan of a gong, a note of doom, but otherwise he went on
steadily. He rose, but not on wings, not on the wings of any holy or unholy angel. He rose at the end of a rope,
exactly as you saw him in the garden. A noose dropped over his head the moment it was poked out of the window.
Don't you remember Wilson, that big servant of his, a man of huge strength, while wind was the
lightest of little strips? Didn't Wilson go to the floor above to get a pamphlet, to a room full of
luggage, corded in coils and coils of rope? Has Wilson been seen since that day? I fancy not.
Do you mean? asked the secretary, that Wilson whisked him clean out of his own window like a trout
on a line? Yes, said the other, and let him down again out of the other window into the park,
where the third accomplice hooked him onto a tree. Remember the lane was always empty.
remember the wall opposite was quite blank.
Remember, it was all over in five minutes after the Irishman gave the signal with the pistol.
There were three of them in it, of course, and I wonder whether you can all guess who they were.
They were all three staring at the plain, square window and the blank white wall beyond,
and nobody answered.
By the way, went on Father Brown.
Don't think I blame you for jumping to preternatural conclusions.
The reason's very simple, really.
You all swore you were hard-shelled materialists,
and as a matter of fact, you were all balanced on the very edge of belief,
of belief in almost anything.
There are thousands balanced on it today,
but it's a sharp, uncomfortable edge to sit on.
You won't rest until you believe in something.
That's why Mr. Van Damme went through new religions with a tooth comb,
and Mr. Albuan quotes,
scripture for his religion of breathing exercises. And Mr. Fenner grumbles at the very God he denies.
That's where you all split. It's natural to believe in the supernatural. It never feels natural
to accept only natural things. But though it wanted only a touch to tip you into preacher naturalism
about these things, these things really were only natural things. They were not only natural,
they were almost unnaturally simple. I suppose there never was quite so simple a story as this.
Fenner laughed and then looked puzzled. I don't understand one thing, he said. If it was Wilson,
how did Wynd come to have a man like that on such intimate terms? How did he come to be killed
by a man he'd seen every day for years? He was famous as being a judge of men.
Father Brown thumped his umbrella on the ground, with an emphasis he rarely showed.
yes he said almost fiercely that was how he came to be killed he was killed for just that he was killed for being a judge of men they all stared at him but he went on almost as if they were not there what is any man that he should be a judge of men he demanded
These three were the tramps that once stood before him, and were dismissed rapidly right and left,
to one place or another. As if for them there were no cloak of courtesy, no stages of intimacy,
and no free will in friendship. And twenty years has not exhausted the indignation
born of that unfathomable insult in that moment when he dared to know them at a glance.
Yes, said the secretary, I understand, and I understand how it is that you understand,
all sorts of things. Well, I'm blamed if I understand, cried the breezy western gentleman
boisterously. Your Wilson and your Irishman seemed to be just a couple of cut-throat murderers
who killed their benefactor. I've no use for a black and bloody assassin of that sort in my
morality, whether it's religion or not. He was a black and bloody assassin, no doubt,
said Fenner quietly. I'm not defending him, but I suppose it's Father Brown's
business to pray for all men, even for a man like, yes, assented Father Brown. It's my business to pray
for all men, even for a man like Warren Wind. End of Chapter 4. Read by Jack Hill in Hillsborough,
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The incredulity of Father Brown by G.K. Chesterton.
The Curse of the Golden Cross
Six people sat around a small table,
seemingly almost as incongruous and accidental,
as if they had been shipwrecked separately
on the same small desert island.
At least the sea surrounded them,
for in one sense their island was enclosed in another island,
a large and flying island like Laputa,
For the little table was one of many little tables dotted about in the dining saloon of that monstrous ship, the Morovia, speeding through the night and the everlasting emptiness of the Atlantic.
The little company had nothing in common except that all were traveling from America to England.
Two of them, at least, might be called celebrities, others might be called obscure, and in one or two cases even dubious.
The first was the famous Professor Smale, an authority on certain archaeological studies
touching the later Byzantine Empire. His lectures, delivered in an American university,
were accepted as of the first authority, even in the most authoritative seats of learning
in Europe. His literary works were so steeped in a mellow and imaginative sympathy with the European
past that it often gave strangers a start to hear him speak with an American accent.
yet he was in his way very American.
He had long fair hair, brushed back from a big square forehead,
long straight features, and a curious mixture of preoccupation
with a poise of potential swiftness,
like a lion pondering absent-mindedly on his next leap.
There was only one lady in the group,
and she was, as the journalists often said of her,
a host in herself, being quite prepared to play hostess,
not to say empress, at that or any other table.
She was Lady Diana Wales,
the celebrated lady traveler in tropical and other countries,
but there was nothing rugged or masculine about her appearance at dinner.
She was herself handsome in an almost tropical fashion,
with a mass of hot and heavy red hair.
She was dressed in what the journalists call a daring fashion,
but her face was intelligent,
and her eyes had that bright and rather prominent.
appearance, which belongs to the eyes of ladies who ask questions at political meetings.
The other four figures seemed at first like shadows in this shining presence, but they showed
differences on a close view. One of them was a young man entered on the ship's register as
Paul T. Tarant. He was an American type, which might be more truly called an American
anti-type. Every nation probably has an anti-type, a sort of extreme exception that proves the
national rule. Americans really respect work, rather as Europeans respect war. There is a halo of
heroism about it, and he who shrinks from it is less than a man. The antotype is evident
through being exceedingly rare. He is the dandy or dude, a wealthy waster who makes a weak
villain for so many American novels. Paul Tarant seemed to have nothing whatever to do, but change his
clothes, which he did about six times a day, passing into paler or richer shades of his suit of
exquisite light gray, like the delicate silver changes of the twilight. Unlike most Americans,
he cultivated very carefully a short, curly beard, and unlike most dandies, even of his own type,
he seemed rather sulky than showy.
Perhaps there was something almost byronic about his silence and his gloom.
The next two travelers were naturally classed together,
merely because they were both English lecturers,
returning from an American tour.
One of them was described as Leonard Smyth,
apparently a minor poet, but something of a major journalist.
Long-headed, light-haired, perfectly dressed,
and perfectly capable of looking after him.
himself. The other was a rather comic contrast, being short and broad, with a black
walrus mustache and as taciturn as the other was talkative. But he had been both charged
with robbing and praised for rescuing a Romanian princess threatened by a jaguar in his
traveling menagerie, and had thus figured in a fashionable case. It was naturally felt that his
views on God, progress, his own early life, and the future of Anglo-American
and relations would be of great interest and value to the inhabitants of Minneapolis and
Omaha. The sixth and most insignificant figure was that of a little English priest going by
the name of Brown. He listened to the conversation with respectful attention, and he was at
that moment forming the impression that there was one rather curious thing about it.
I suppose those Byzantine studies of yours, Professor, Leonard Smythe was saying, would
throw some light on this story of a tomb found somewhere on the south coast near Brighton,
wasn't it? Brighton's a long way from Byzantium, of course, but I read something about the
style of burying or embalming or something being supposed to be Byzantine. Byzantine studies
certainly have to reach a long way, replied the professor dryly. They talk about specialists,
but I think the hardest thing on earth is to specialize. In this case, for instance, how can
a man know anything about Byzantium, till he knows everything about Rome before it, and about
Islam after it. Most Arab arts were old Byzantine arts. Why, take algebra. But I won't take
algebra, cried the lady decisively. I never did, and I never do. But I'm awfully interested in embalming.
I was with Gatton, you know, when he opened the Babylonian tombs. Ever since then, I found mummies and
preserved bodies and all that perfectly thrilling. Do tell us about this one. Gatton was an
interesting man, said the professor. They were an interesting family. That brother of his who went
into Parliament was much more than an ordinary politician. I never understood the fascistee
till he made that speech about Italy. Well, we're not going to Italy on this trip, said Lady Diana,
persistently, and I believe you're going to that little place where they've found the tomb.
in Sussex, isn't it?
Sussex is pretty large, as these little English sections go, replied the professor.
One might wander about it for a goodish time, and it's a good place to wander in.
It's wonderful how large those low hills seem when you're on them.
There was an abrupt, accidental silence, and then the lady said,
Oh, I'm going on deck, and rose, the men rising with her.
But the professor lingered,
And the little priest was the last to leave the table, carefully folding up his napkin.
And as they were thus left alone together, the professor said suddenly to his companion,
What would you say was the point of that little talk?
Well, said Father Brown, smiling, since you ask me, there was something that amused me a little.
I may be wrong, but it seemed to me that the little company made three attempts
to get you to talk about an embalmed body, said to be found in Sussex.
and you, on your side, very courteously offered to talk, first about algebra, then about the
fascistee, and then about the landscape of the downs. In short, replied the professor,
you thought I was ready to talk about any subject but that one. You were quite right.
The professor was silent for a little time, looking down at the tablecloth, then he looked up
and spoke with that swift impulsiveness that suggested the lion's leap.
See here, Father Brown, he said,
I consider you about the wisest and whitest man I ever met.
Father Brown was very English.
He had all the normal nation helplessness
about what to do with a serious and sincere compliment
suddenly handed to him to his face in the American manner.
His reply was a meaningless murmur,
and it was the professor who proceeded
with the same staccato earnestness.
You see, up to a point it's all simple enough.
A Christian tomb of the dark ages, apparently that of a bishop, has been found under a little church at Dullum on the Sussex coast.
The vicar happens to be a good bit of an archaeologist himself and has been able to find a good deal more than I know yet.
There was a rumor of the corpse being embalmed in a way peculiar to Greeks and Egyptians, but unknown in the West, especially at that date.
So Mr. Walters, that is, the vicar, naturally wonders about Byzantine influences.
But he also mentions something else that is of even more personal interest to me.
His long, grave face seemed to grow even longer and graver, as he frowned down at the tablecloth.
His long fingers seem to be tracing patterns on it, like the plans of dead cities and their temples and tombs.
So I'm going to tell you, and nobody else, why it is I have to be careful about mentioning that matter in mixed company.
and why the more eager they are to talk about it, the more cautious I have to be.
It is also stated that in the coffin is a chain with a cross, common enough to look at,
but with a certain secret symbol on the back found on only one other cross in the world.
It is from the arcana of the very earliest church,
and is supposed to indicate St. Peter setting up his sea at Antioch before he came to Rome.
Anyhow, I believe there is but one other like it, and it belongs to me.
I hear there is some story about a curse on it, but I take no notice of that.
But whether or no there is a curse, there really is, in one sense, a conspiracy,
though the conspiracy should only consist of one man.
Of one man, repeated Father Brown almost mechanically.
Of one madman, for all I know, said Professor Smale.
It's a long story and in some ways a silly one.
He paused again, tracing plans like architectural drawings with his finger on the cloth,
and then resumed.
Perhaps I had better tell you about it from the beginning, in case you see some little point
in the story that is meaningless to me.
It began years and years ago when I was conducting some investigations on my own account
in the antiquities of Crete and the Greek Islands.
I did a great deal of it practically single-handed.
sometimes with the most rude and temporary help from the inhabitants of the place,
and sometimes literally alone.
It was under the latter circumstances that I found a maze of subterranean passages,
which led at last to a heap of rich refuse,
broken ornaments and scattered gems,
which I took to be the ruins of some sunken altar,
and in which I found the curious gold cross.
I turned it over, and on the back of it I saw the ichthys, or fish,
which was an early Christian symbol,
but of a shape and pattern rather different from that commonly found.
And as it seemed to me, more realistic,
more as if the archaic designer had meant it to be
not merely a conventional enclosure or nimbus,
but to look a little more like a real fish.
It seemed to me that there was a flattening towards one end of it
that was not like mere mathematical decoration,
but rather like a sort of rude or even savage zoology.
In order to explain very briefly why I thought this find important,
I must tell you the point of the excavation.
For one thing, it had something of the nature of an excavation of an excavation.
We were on the track not only of antiquities, but of the antiquarians of antiquity.
We had reason to believe, or some of us thought we had reason to believe,
that these underground passages, mostly of the Minoan period, like that famous one,
which is actually identified with the labyrinth of the Minotaur,
had not really been lost and left undisturbed for all the ages between the Minotar and the modern explorer.
We believed that these underground places, I might almost say these underground towns and villages,
had already been penetrated during the intervening period by some persons prompted by some motive.
About the motive there were different schools of thought,
some holding that the emperors had ordered the official exploration out of mere scientific curiosity.
Others, that the furious fashion in later Roman Empire for all sorts of lurid Asiatic superstitions
had started some nameless Manichaean sect or other rioting in the caverns that had to be hidden
from the face of the sun. I belong to the group which believed that these caverns had been
used in the same way as the catacombs. That is, we believe that during some of the persecutions,
which spread like a fire over the whole empire, the Christians had concealed themselves in these
ancient pagan labyrinths of stone. It was therefore with a thrill as sharp as a thunder-clap
that I found and picked up the fallen golden cross and saw the design upon it. And it was with still
more of a shock of felicity that, on turning to make my way once more outwards and upwards
into the light of day, I looked up at the walls of bare rock that extended endlessly along the
low passages, and saw, scratched in yet rudder outline, but, if possible, more unmistakable,
the shape of the fish. Something about it made it seem as if it might be a fossil fish, or some
rudimentary organism fixed forever in a frozen sea. I could not analyze this analogy,
otherwise unconnected, with a mere drawing, scratched upon the stone, till I realized that I was
saying, in my subconscious mind, that the first Christian,
must have seemed something like fish.
Dumb and dwelling in a fallen world of twilight and silence
dropped far beneath the feet of men
and moving in dark and twilight and a soundless world.
Everyone walking along stone passages
knows what it is to be followed by phantom feet.
The echo follows flapping or clapping behind or in front
so that it is almost impossible
for the man who is really lonely
to believe in his loneliness.
I had got used to the effects of this echo, and had not noticed it much for some time past,
when I caught sight of the symbolical shape, scrawled on the wall of rock.
I stopped, and at the same instant, it seemed as if my heart stopped, too,
for my own feet had halted, but the echo went marching on.
I ran forward, and it seemed as if the ghostly footsteps ran also,
but not with that exact imitation
which marks the material reverberation of a sound.
I stopped again,
and the steps stopped also.
But I could have sworn they stopped an instant too late.
I called out a question, and my cry was answered.
But the voice was not my own.
It came round the corner of a rock just in front of me,
and throughout that uncanny chase,
I noticed that it was always at some sense,
angle of the crooked path that it paused and spoke. The little space in front of me that could
be illuminated by my electric torch was always as empty as an empty room. Under these conditions,
I had a conversation with I know not whom, which lasted all the way to the first white gleam of daylight.
And even there, I could not see in what fashion he vanished into the light of day. But the mouth of the
labyrinth was full of many openings and cracks and chasms, and it would not have been difficult for him
to have somehow darted back and disappeared again into the underworld of the caves.
I only know that I came out on the lonely steps of a great mountain, like a marble terrace,
buried only with a green vegetation that seemed somehow more tropical than the purity of the rock,
like the oriental invasion that has spread sporadically over the fall of classic Hellas.
I looked out on a sea of stainless blue, and the sun shone steadily on utter loneliness and silence,
and there was not a blade of grass stirred with a whisper of flight, nor the shadow of a shadow of man.
It had been a terrible conversation, so intimate and so individual, and in a sense so casual.
This being, bodiless, faceless, nameless, and yet calling me by my name, had talked to me in
those crypts and cracks where we were buried alive with no more passion or melodrama than if we
had been sitting in two armchairs at a club. But he had told me also that he would unquestionably
kill me or any other man who came into the possession of the cross with the mark of the fish.
He told me frankly that he was not fool enough to attack me there in the labyrinth, knowing I had
a loaded revolver, and that he ran as much risk as I. But he told me, equally calmly, that he would
plan my murder with a certainty of success, with every detail developed and every danger warded off,
with a sort of artistic perfection that a Chinese craftsman or an Indian embroiderer gives to the
artistic work of a lifetime. Yet he was no oriental. I am certain he was a white man. I suspect that he was a
of my own. Since then I have received from time to time signs and symbols and queer impersonal
messages that have made me certain, at least, that if the man is a maniac, he is a monomaniac. He's always
telling me in this airy and detached way that the preparations for my death and burial are proceeding
satisfactorily, and that the only way in which I can prevent they're being crowned with a comfortable
success, is to give up the relic in my possession, the unique cross that I found in the cavern.
He does not seem to have any religious sentiment or fanaticism on the point. He seems to have no
passion, but the passion of a collector of curiosities. That is one of the things that makes me feel
sure he is a man of the West, and not of the East. But this peculiar curiosity seems to have driven him
quite crazy. And then came this report, as yet unsubstantiated, about the duplicate relic found on an
embalmed body in the Sussex tomb. If he had been a maniac before, this news turned him into a
demoniac, possessed of seven devils. That there should be one of them belonging to another man
was bad enough, but that there should be two of them, and neither belonging to him, was a torture
not to be born. His mad messages began to come thick and fast, like showers of poisoned arrows,
and each cried out more confidently than the last that death would strike me at the moment when I
stretched out my unworthy hand towards the cross in the tomb.
You will never know me, he wrote. You will never say my name. You will never see my face.
You will die and never know who has killed you. I may be in any form of
among those about you, but I shall be in that alone at which you have forgotten to look.
From those threats I deduce that he is quite likely to shadow me on this expedition,
and to try to steal the relic or do me some mischief for possessing it.
But as I never saw the man in my life, he may be almost any man I meet.
Logically speaking, he may be any of the waiters who wait on me at table.
He may be any of the passengers who sit with me at table.
He may be me, said Father Brown, with cheerful contempt for grammar.
He may be anybody else, answered Smale seriously.
That is what I meant by what I said just now.
You are the only man I feel sure is not the enemy.
Father Brown again looked embarrassed.
Then he smiled and said, well, oddly enough, I'm not.
What we have to consider is any chance of finding out before he makes himself unpleasant.
there is one chance of finding out i think remarked the professor rather grimly when we get to southampton i shall take a car at once along the coast i should be glad if you would come with me but in the ordinary sense of course our little party will break up
If any one of them turns up again in that little churchyard on the Sussex coast, we shall know who he really is.
The professor's program was duly carried out, at least to the extent of the car and its cargo in the form of Father Brown.
They coasted along the road with the sea on one side and the hills of Hampshire and Sussex on the other.
Nor was there visible to the eye any shadow of pursuit.
As they approached the village of Dullum, only one.
One man crossed their path who had any connection with the matter in hand, a journalist who had
just visited the church and been courteously escorted by the vicar through the new excavated chapel.
But his remarks and notes seemed to be of the ordinary newspaper sort.
But Professor Smale was perhaps a little fanciful, and could not dismiss the sense of
something odd and discouraging in the attitude and appearance of the man, who was tall and shabby,
hook-nosed and hollow-eyed, with mustaches that drooped with depression.
He seemed anything but enlivened by his late experiment as a sightseer.
Indeed, he seemed to be striding as fast as possible from the sight
when they stopped him with a question.
It's all about a curse, he said.
A curse on the place, according to the guidebook, or the parson,
or the oldest inhabitant, or whoever is the authority.
and really it feels jolly like it.
Curse or curse, I'm glad to have got out of it.
Do you believe in curses?
Ask Smale, curiously.
I don't believe in anything.
I am a journalist, answered the melancholy being.
Boon of the Daily Wire.
But there is something creepy about that crypt,
and I'll never deny I felt a chill.
And he strode on towards the railway station
with a further except.
accelerated pace.
Looks like a raven or a crow, that fellow, observed Smale, as they turned towards the churchyard.
What is it, they say, about a bird of ill omen?
They entered the churchyard slowly, the eyes of the American antiquary, lingering luxuriantly
over the isolated roof of the lynch gate, and the large, unfathomable black growth of the
U, looking like night itself, defying the broad daylight.
The path climbed up amid heaving levels of turf, in which the gravestones were tilted at all angles, like stone rafts tossed on a green sea, till it came to the ridge beyond, which the great sea itself ran like an iron bar, with pale lights in it like steel.
Almost at their feet the tough, rank grass turned into a tuft of sea holly, and ended in grey and yellow sand, and a foot or two from the holly, and outlined darkly against the steely sea,
stood a motionless figure.
But for its dark-gray clothing,
it might almost have been the statue on some sepulchral monument,
but Father Brown instantly recognized something in the elegant stoop of the shoulders
and the rather sullen outward thrust of the short beard.
Gee! exclaimed the professor of archaeology.
It's that man, Tarant, if you call him a man.
Did you think, when I spoke on the boat,
that I should ever get so quick an answer to my question?
I thought you might get too many answers to it, answered Father Brown.
Why, how do you mean? inquired the professor, darting a look at him over his shoulder.
I mean, answered the other mildly, that I thought I heard voices behind the U-tree.
I don't think Mr. Tarant is so solitary as he looks.
I might even venture to say, so solitary as he looks.
likes to look. Even as Terrant turned slowly round in his moody manner, the confirmation came.
Another voice, high and rather hard, but nonetheless feminine, was saying with experienced raillery,
and how was I to know he would be here? It was born in upon Professor Smale that this gay
observation was not addressed to him, so he was forced to conclude in some bewilderment that yet a
third person was present. As Lady Diana Wales came out, radiant and resolute as ever,
from the shadow of the U, he noted grimly that she had a living shadow of her own.
The lean, dapper figure of Leonard Smyth, that insinuating man of letters, appeared immediately
behind her own flamboyant form, smiling, his head a little on one side like a dog's.
Snakes, muttered Smale.
Why, they're all here.
Or all except that little showman with the walrus whiskers.
He heard Father Brown laughing softly beside him.
And indeed, the situation was becoming something more than laughable.
It seemed to be turning topsy-turvy and tumbling about their ears like a pantomime trick.
For even while the professor had been speaking,
his words had received the most comical contradiction.
The round head, with a grotesque black crescent of mustache, had a peasant of mustache, had a
appeared suddenly and seemingly out of a hole in the ground.
An instant afterwards they realized that the hole was, in fact, a very large hole,
leading to a ladder which descended into the bowels of the earth,
that it was, in fact, the entrance to the subterranean scene they had come to visit.
The little man had been the first to find the entrance,
and had already descended a rung or two of the ladder,
before he put his head out again to address his fellow travelers.
He looked like some particularly preposterous grave-digger in a burlesque of Hamlet.
He only said thickly behind his thick mustaches,
It's down here.
But it came to the rest of the company with a start of realization
that, though they had sat opposite him at meal times for a week,
they had hardly ever heard him speak before.
And that, though he was supposed to be an English lecturer,
he spoke with a rather occult, foreign accent.
You see, my dear professor, cried Lady Diana with trenchant cheerfulness, your Byzantine mummy was simply too exciting to be missed.
I simply had to come along and see it, and I'm sure the gentleman felt just the same.
Now you must tell us all about it.
I do not know all about it, said the professor gravely, not to say grimly.
In some respects, I don't even know what it's all about.
But it certainly seems odd that we should have all met again so soon.
But I suppose there are no limits to the modern thirst for information.
But if we are all to visit the place, it must be done in a responsible way,
and if you will forgive me, under responsible leadership,
we must notify whoever is in charge of the excavations.
We shall probably at least have to put our names in a book.
Something rather like a wrangle,
followed on this collision between the impatience of the lady
and the suspicions of the archaeologist.
But the latter's insistence on the official rights of the vicar
and the local investigation ultimately prevailed,
and the little man with the mustaches
came reluctantly out of his grave again
and silently acquiesced in a less impetuous descent.
Fortunately, the clergyman himself appeared at this stage,
a gray-haired, good-looking gentleman, with a droop accentuated by doublet eyeglasses.
And while rapidly establishing sympathetic relations with the professor as a fellow antiquarian,
he did not seem to regard his rather motley group of companions with anything more hostile than amusement.
I hope you are none of you, superstitious, he said, pleasantly,
I ought to tell you, to start with, that there are supposed to be all sorts of bad omens and curses
hanging over our devoted heads in this business.
I have just been deciphering a Latin inscription
which was found over the entrance to the chapel.
And it would seem that there are no less than three curses involved.
A curse for entering the sealed chamber,
a double curse for opening the coffin,
and a triple and most terrible curse
for touching the gold relic found inside it.
The first two maledictions I have already incurred myself,
he added with a smile.
But I fear that even you will have to incur the first and mildest of them if you are to see anything at all.
According to the story, the curses descend in a rather lingering fashion, at long intervals and on later occasions.
I don't know whether that is any comfort to you.
And the Reverend Mr. Walter smiled once more in his drooping and benevolent manner.
Story, repeated Professor Smale.
Why?
What story is that?
It's a rather long story and varies, like other local legends, answered the vicar,
but it is undoubtedly contemporary with the time of the tomb, and the substance of it is embodied
in the inscription and is roughly this.
Gidigissur's, a lord of the manor here early in the 13th century, had set his heart on a beautiful
black horse in the possession of an envoy from Genoa, which that practical merchant prince
would not sell, except for a huge price.
Gee was driven by avarice to the crime of pillaging the shrine,
and, according to one story, even killing the bishop,
who was then resident there.
Anyhow, the bishop uttered a curse which was to fall on anybody
who should continue to withhold the gold cross
from its resting place in his tomb,
or should take steps to disturb it when it had returned there.
The feudal lord raised the money for the horse,
by selling the gold relic to a goldsmith in the town.
But on the first day he mounted the horse,
the animal reared and threw him in front of the church porch,
breaking his neck.
Meanwhile, the goldsmith, hitherto wealthy and prosperous,
was ruined by a series of inexplicable accidents
and fell into the power of a Jew moneylender living in the manner.
Eventually the unfortunate goldsmith, faced with nothing but starvation,
hanged himself on an apple tree.
The gold cross, with all his other goods,
his house, shop, and tools,
had, long ago, passed into the possession of the moneylender.
Meanwhile, the son and heir of the feudal lord,
shocked by the judgment on his blasphemous sire,
had become a religious devotee in the dark and stern spirit of those times,
and conceived it his duty to persecute all heresy
and unbelief among his vassals. Thus the Jew, in his turn, who had been cynically tolerated by the
father, was ruthlessly burnt by order of the son, so that he, in his turn, suffered for the possession
of the relic. And after these three judgments, it was returned to the bishop's tomb,
since when no eye has seen and no hand has touched it. Lady Diana Wales seemed to be more
impressed than might have been expected.
It really gives one rather a shiver, she said, to think that we are going to be the first,
except the vicar.
The pioneer with the big mustaches and the broken English did not descend after all by his
favorite ladder, which indeed had only been used by some of the workmen conducting the excavation,
for the clergyman led them round to a larger and more convenient entrance,
about a hundred yards away, out of which he himself had just emerged from his investigations
underground. Here the descent was by a fairly gradual slope, with no difficulties, save the
increasing darkness. For they soon found themselves moving in single file down a tunnel as black
as pitch, and it was some little time before they saw a glimmer of light ahead of them.
Once, during that silent march, there was a sound like a catch in somebody's breath. It was
impossible to say whose, and once there was an oath like a dull explosion, and it was
in an unknown tongue. They came out in a circular chamber like a basilica in a ring of round
arches, for that chapel had been built before the first pointed arch of the Gothic had pierced
our civilization like a spear. A glimmer of greenish light between some of the pillars
marked the place of the other opening into the world above, and gave a vague sense of being under the
sea, which was intensified by one or two other incidental and perhaps fanciful resemblances.
For the dog-tooth pattern of the Norman was faintly traceable round all the arches,
giving them, above the cavernous darkness, something of the look of the mouths of monstrous
sharks. And in the center, the dark bulk of the tomb itself, with its lifted lid of stone,
might almost have been the jaws of some such Leviathan.
Whether out of the sense of fitness or from the lack of more modern appliances,
the clerical antiquary had arranged for the illumination of the chapel
only by four tall candles in big wooden candlesticks standing on the floor.
Of these only one was a light when they entered,
casting a faint glimmer over the mighty architectural forms.
When they had all assembled, the clergyman proceeded to light the three others,
and the appearance and contents of the great sarcophagus came more clearly into view.
All eyes went first to the face of the dead, preserved across all those ages in the lines of life
by some secret Eastern process, it was said, inherited from heathen antiquity and unknown to the
simple graveyards of our own island.
The professor could hardly repress an exclamation of wonder, for, though the face was as pale as
a mask of wax, it looked otherwise like a sleeping man, who had but that moment closed his eyes.
The face was of the ascetic, perhaps even the fanatical type, with a high framework of bones.
The figure was clad in a golden cope and gorgeous vestments, and high up on the breast,
at the base of the throat, glittered the famous gold cross upon a short gold chain,
or rather necklace. The stone coffin had been opened by lifting the lid of it at the head,
and propping it aloft upon two strong wooden shafts or poles,
hitched above under the edge of the upper slab,
and wedged below into the corners of the coffin behind the head of the corpse.
Less could therefore be seen of the feet or the lower part of the figure,
but the candlelight shone full on the face,
and in contrast with its tones of dead ivory,
the cross of gold seemed to stir and sparkle like a fire.
Professor Smale's big forehead had carried a big furrow of reflection, or possibly of worry,
ever since the clergyman had told the story of the curse. But feminine intuition, not untouched by
feminine hysteria, understood the meaning of his brooding immobility, better than did the man around
him. In the silence of that candle-lit cavern, Lady Diana cried out suddenly,
Don't touch it, I tell you! But the man had already made,
one of his swift, leonine movements, leaning forward over the body. The next instant, they all darted,
some forward and some backward, but all with a dreadful ducking motion as if the sky were falling.
As the professor laid a finger on the gold cross, the wooden props that bent very slightly
in supporting the lifted lid of stone, seemed to jump and straighten themselves with a jerk.
The lip of the stone slab slipped from its wooden perch, and in all their souls,
and stomachs came a sickening sense of downrushing ruin, as if they had all been flung off a precipice.
Smale had withdrawn his head swiftly, but not in time, and he lay senseless beside the coffin
in a red puddle of blood from scalp or skull. And the old stone coffin was once more closed
as it had been for centuries, save that one or two sticks or splinters stuck in the crevice,
horribly suggestive of bones crunched by an ogre.
The Leviathan had snapped its jaws of stone.
Lady Diana was looking at the wreck with eyes
that had an electric glare as of lunacy.
Her red hair looked scarlet against the pallor of her face
in the greenish twilight.
Smyth was looking at her,
still with something dog-like in the turn of his head,
but it was the expression of a dog
who looks at a master whose catastrophe
he can only partly understand.
Tarant and the foreigner
had stiffened in their usual
sullen attitudes,
but their faces had turned the color of clay.
The vicar seemed to have fainted.
Father Brown was kneeling beside the fallen figure
trying to test its condition.
Rather, to the general surprise,
the byronic lounger,
Paul Tarant, came forward to help him.
He'd better be carried up into the air, he said.
I suppose there's just a chance for him.
He isn't dead, said Father Brown in a low voice, but I think it's pretty bad.
You aren't a doctor by any chance.
No, but I've had to pick up a good many things in my time, said the other.
But never mind about me just now.
My real profession would probably surprise you.
I don't think so, replied Father Brown with a slight smile.
I thought of it about halfway through the voyage.
You're a detective shadowing somebody.
Well, the cross is safe from thieves now, anyhow.
While they were speaking,
Tarant had lifted the frail figure of the fallen man
with easy strength and dexterity,
and was carefully carrying him towards the exit.
He answered over his shoulder,
Yes, the cross is safe enough.
You mean that nobody else is, replied Brown.
Are you thinking of the curse, too?
Father Brown went about for the next hour or two
under a burden of frowning perplexity
that was something beyond the shock of the tragic accident
he assisted in carrying the victim
to the little inn opposite the church
interviewed the doctor who reported the injury
as serious and threatening
though not certainly fatal
and carried the news to the little group of travelers
who had gathered round the table in the inn parlor
but wherever he went the cloud of mystification
rested on him and seemed to grow darker the more deeply he pondered.
For the central mystery was growing more and more mysterious.
Actually, in proportion, as many of the minor mysteries began to clear themselves up in his mind.
Exactly in proportion as the meaning of individual figures in that motley group began to explain itself,
the thing that had happened grew more and more difficult to explain.
Leonard Smyth had come merely because Lady Morrow.
Diana had come, and Lady Diana had come, merely because she chose. They were engaged in one of
those floating society flirtations that are all the more silly for being semi-intellectual.
But the lady's romanticism had a superstitious side to it, and she was pretty well prostrated
by the terrible end of her adventure. Paul Tarant was a private detective, possibly watching
the flirtation for some wife or a husband, possibly shadowing the foresend,
foreign lecturer with the mustaches, who had much the air of an undesirable alien. But if he or anybody
else had intended to steal the relic, the intention had been finally frustrated. And to all mortal
appearance, what had frustrated it was either an incredible coincidence or the intervention of the
ancient curse. As he stood in unusual perplexity, in the middle of the village street,
between the inn and the church,
he felt a mild shock of surprise
at seeing a recently familiar
but rather unexpected figure
advancing up the street.
Mr. Boone, the journalist,
looking very haggard in the sunshine,
which showed up his shabby raiment
like that of a scarecrow,
had his dark and deep-set eyes,
rather close together on either side
of the long, drooping nose,
fixed on the priest.
The latter looked twice before he realized,
that the heavy dark mustache hid something like a grin, or at least a grim smile.
I thought you were going away, said Father Brown a little sharply. I thought you left by that train
two hours ago. Well, you see I didn't, said Boone. Why have you come back? asked the priest,
almost sternly. This is not the sort of little rural paradise for a journalist to leave in a hurry,
replied the other.
Things happened too fast here,
to make it worthwhile to go back to a dull place like London.
Besides, they can't keep me out of the affair.
I mean this second affair.
It was I that found a body,
or at any rate, the clothes.
Quite suspicious conduct on my part, wasn't it?
Perhaps you think I wanted to dress up in his clothes.
Shouldn't I make a lovely parson?
And the lean, long-nosed mountbank,
suddenly made an extravagant gesture in the middle of the marketplace,
stretching out his arms and spreading out his dark-gloved hands
in a sort of burlesque benediction,
and saying,
Oh, my dear brethren and sisters,
for I would embrace you all.
What on earth are you talking about? cried Father Brown,
and wrapped the stone slightly with his stumpy umbrella,
for he was a little less patient than usual.
Oh, you'll find out all about it,
if you ask that picnic party of yours at the inn, replied Boone scornfully.
That man to rant seems to suspect me, merely because I found the clothes,
though he only came up a minute too late to find them himself.
But there are all sorts of mysteries in this business.
The little man with the big mustaches may have more in him than meets the eye.
For that manner, I don't see why you shouldn't have killed the poor fellow yourself.
Father Brown did not seem in the least annoyed at the suggestion,
but he seemed exceedingly bothered and bewildered by the remark.
Do you mean, he asked with simplicity, that it was I who tried to kill Professor Smale?
Not at all, said the other, waving his hand, with the air of one making a handsome concession.
Plenty of dead people for you to choose among.
Not limited to Professor Smale.
Why, didn't you know?
Somebody else had turned up?
A good deal deader.
than Professor Smale.
And I don't see why you shouldn't have done him in,
in a quiet way.
Religious differences, you know.
Lamentable disunion of Christendom.
I suppose you've always wanted to get the English parishes back.
I'm going back to the inn, said the priest quietly.
You say the people there know what you mean,
and perhaps they may be able to say it.
In truth, just afterwards,
his private perplexities suffered a momentary dispersal
at the news of a new calamity.
The moment he entered the little parlor
where the rest of the company were collected,
something in their pale faces,
told him they were shaken by something yet more recent
than the accident at the tomb.
Even as he entered, Leonard Smyth was saying,
Where is this all going to end?
It will never end, I tell you,
repeated Lady Diana,
gazing into vacancy with glassy eyes.
It will never end, till we all end.
One after,
another, the curse will take us, perhaps slowly, as the poor vicar said, but it will take us all
as it has taken him. What in the world has happened now? asked Father Brown. There was a silence,
and then Tarant said in a voice, that sounded a little hollow. Mr. Walters, the vicar,
has committed suicide. I suppose it was the shock unhinged him. But I fear there can be no doubt
about it. We've just found his black hat and clothes on a rock jutting out from the shore.
He seems to have jumped into the sea. I thought he looked as if it had knocked him half-witted,
and perhaps we ought to have looked after him, but there was so much to look after.
You could have done nothing, said the lady. Don't you see the thing is dealing doom in a sort
of dreadful order? The professor touched the cross, and he went first. The vicar had opened the
tomb, and he went second. We only entered the chapel, and we. Hold on, said Father Brown,
in a sharp voice he very seldom used. This has got to stop. He still wore a heavy, though
unconscious frown, but in his eyes was no longer the cloud of mystification, but a light of almost
terrible understanding. What a fool I am, he muttered. I ought to have seen it long ago. The tale
of the curse ought to have told me.
Do you mean to say, demanded Tarant, that we can really be killed now by something that happened in the 13th century?
Father Brown shook his head and answered with quiet emphasis.
I won't discuss whether we can be killed by something that happened in the 13th century,
but I'm jolly certain that we can't be killed by something that never happened in the 13th century,
something that never happened at all.
Well, said Tarant,
it's refreshing to find a priest so skeptical of the supernatural as all that.
Not at all, replied the priest calmly.
It's not the supernatural part, I doubt.
It's the natural part.
I'm exactly in the position of the man who said,
I can believe the impossible, but not the improbable.
That's what you call a paradox, isn't it? asked the other.
It's what I call common sense, properly understood, replied,
Father Brown. It really is more natural to believe a preternatural story that deals with things
we don't understand than a natural story that contradicts things we do understand. Tell me that the
great Mr. Gladstone in his last hours was haunted by the ghost of Parnell, and I will be agnostic
about it. But tell me that Mr. Gladstone, when first presented to Queen Victoria, wore his hat in her
drawing room, and slapped her on the back and offered her a cigar, and I'm not agnostic at all.
That's not impossible. It's only incredible. But I'm much more certain it didn't happen,
than that Parnell's ghost didn't appear, because it violates the laws of the world I do understand.
So it is with that tale of the curse. It isn't the legend that I disbelieve. It's the history.
Lady Diana had recovered a little from her trance of
Cassandra, and her perennial curiosity about new things, began to peer once more out of her bright and
prominent eyes.
What a curious man you are, she said.
Why should you disbelieve the history?
I disbelieve the history, because it isn't history, answered Father Brown.
To anybody who happens to know a little about the Middle Ages, the whole story was about
as probable as Gladstone offering Queen Victoria a cigar.
But does anybody know anything about the Middle Ages?
little ages? Do you know what a guild was? Have you ever heard of Salvo Managio Su? Do you know what sort of
people were servilewigious? No, of course I don't, said the lady, rather crossly, what a lot of Latin
words. No, of course, said Father Brown. If it had been to Tonkaman and a set of dried-up Africans
preserved, heaven knows why, at the other end of the world, if it had been Babylonia or China,
if it had been some race as remote and mysterious as the man in the moon,
your newspapers would have told you all about it,
down to the last discovery of a toothbrush or a collar stud.
But the men who built your own parish churches,
and gave the names to your own towns and trades,
and the very roads you walk on,
it has never occurred to you to know anything about them.
I don't claim to know a lot myself,
but I know enough to see that story is stuff and nonsense,
from beginning to end. It was illegal for a moneylender to disdrain on a man's shop and tools.
It's exceedingly unlikely that the guild would not have saved a man from such utter ruin,
especially if he were ruined by a Jew. Those people had vices and tragedies of their own.
They sometimes tortured and burned people. But that idea of a man, without God or hope in the world,
crawling away to die because nobody cared whether he lived, that isn't a medieval idea. That's a product of
our own economic science and progress. The Jew wouldn't have been a vassal of the feudal
Lord. The Jews normally had a special position as servants of the king. Above all, the Jew couldn't
possibly have been burned for his religion. The paradoxes are multiplying, observed Tarant. But surely,
you won't deny that Jews were persecuted in the Middle Ages?
It would be nearer the truth, said Father Brown,
to say they were the only people who weren't persecuted in the Middle Ages.
If you want to satirize medievalism,
you could make a good case
by saying that some poor Christian might be burned alive
for making a mistake about how Mausian
while a rich Jew might walk down the street
openly sneering at Christ and the Mother of God.
well, that's what the story is like. It was never a story of the Middle Ages. It was never even a legend about the Middle Ages. It was made up by somebody whose notions came from novels and newspapers, and probably made up on the spur of the moment. The others seemed a little dazed by the historical digression, and seemed to wonder vaguely why the priest emphasized it and made it so important a part of the puzzle.
But Tarant, whose trade it was, to pick the practical detail, out of many tangles of digression,
had suddenly become alert.
His bearded chin was thrust forward farther than ever, and his sullen eyes were wide awake.
Ah, he said, made up on the spur of the moment.
Perhaps that is an exaggeration, admitted Father Brown calmly.
I should say rather, made up more casually and carelessly than the rest of an uncommonly careful
plot. But the plotter did not think the details of medieval history would matter much to anybody,
and his calculation in a general way was pretty nearly right, like most of his other calculations.
Whose calculations? Who was right? demanded the lady with a sudden passion of impatience.
Who is this person you're talking about? Haven't we gone through enough? Without you're making our
flesh creep with your hees and hymns? I'm talking about the murderer, said Father
Brown. "'What murderer?' she asked sharply.
"'Do you mean that the poor professor was murdered?'
"'Well,' said the staring Tarant, gruffly, into his beard,
"'we can't say murdered, for we don't know he's killed.'
"'The murderer killed somebody else, who was not Professor Smale,' said the priest, gravely.
"'Why, whom else could he kill?' asked the other.
"'He killed the Reverend John Walters, the vicar of Dolham,' replied Father Brown,
with precision.
"'He only wanted to kill those two,
because they both had got hold of relics of one rare pattern.
The murderer was a sort of monomaniac on the point.
It all sounds very strange, muttered Tarant.
Of course we can't swear that the vicar's really dead either.
We haven't seen his body.
Oh, yes, you have, said Father Brown.
There was a silence, as sudden as a stroke of a gong,
a silence in which that subconscious guesswork
that was so active and accurate in the woman
moved her almost to a shriek.
That is exactly what you have seen, went on the priest.
You have seen his body.
You haven't seen him, the real living man,
but you have seen his body all right.
You stared at it, hard, by the light of four great candles.
And it was not tossing suicidally in the sea,
but lying in state like a prince of the church
in a shrine built before the crusade.
In plain words, said Tarant,
you actually ask us to believe that the embalmed body was really the corpse of a murdered man.
Father Brown was silent for a moment. Then he said, almost with an air of irrelevance,
the first thing I noticed about it was the cross, or rather the string suspending the cross.
Naturally, for most of you, it was only a string of beads, and nothing else in particular.
But naturally also, it was rather more in my line than yours. You remember,
it lay close up to the chin with only a few beads showing, as if the whole necklet were
quite short, but the beads that showed were arranged in a special way, first one, and then three,
and so on. In fact, I knew at a glance that it was a rosary, an ordinary rosary with a cross
at the end of it. But a rosary has at least five decades, and additional beads as well,
and I naturally wondered where all the rest of it was. It would go much more than once round the
old man's neck. I couldn't understand it at the time, and it was only afterwards that I guessed
where the extra length had gone to. It was coiled round and round the foot of the wooden prop
that was fixed in the corner of the coffin, holding up the lid, so that when poor smell merely
plucked at the cross, it jerked the prop out of its place, and the lid fell on his skull,
like a club of stone. By George, said Tarant, I'm beginning to think there's something in what
you say? This is a queer story if it's true. When I realized that went on Father Brown,
I could manage more or less to guess the rest. Remember, first of all, that there never was
any responsible archaeological authority for anything more than investigation. Poor old
Walters was an honest antiquary, who was engaged in opening the tomb to find out if there was
any truth in the legend about embalmed bodies. The rest was all rumor.
of the sort that often anticipates or exaggerates such finds.
As a fact, he found the body had not been embalmed,
but had fallen into dust long ago.
Only while he was working there by the light of his lonely candle
in that sunken chapel, the candlelight threw another shadow
that was not his own.
Ah! cried Lady Diana, with a catch in her breath.
And I know what you mean now.
You mean to tell us, we have met the murderer,
talked and joked with the murderer,
let him tell us a romantic tale,
and let him depart, untouched.
Leaving his clerical disguise on a rock, assented Brown.
It is all dreadfully simple.
The man got ahead of the professor
in the race to the churchyard and chapel,
possibly while the professor was talking
to that lugubrious journalist.
He came on the old clergyman beside the empty coffin
and killed him.
Then he dressed himself in the black clothes,
from the corpse, wrapped it up in an old cope which had been among the real finds of the
exploration, and put it in the coffin, arranging the rosary and the wooden support, as I have
described. Then, having thus set the trap for his second enemy, he went up into the daylight,
and greeted us all with the most amiable politeness of a country clergyman. He ran a considerable risk,
objected Tarant, of somebody knowing Walters by sight. I admit he was half mad.
agreed Father Brown, and I think you all will admit that the risk was worth taking,
for he has got off, after all. I'll admit he was very lucky, growled Tarant, and who the devil
was he? As you say, he was very lucky, answered Father Brown, and not least in that respect,
for it is one thing we may never know. He frowned at the table for a moment, and then went on.
This fellow has been hovering round and threatening for years,
But the one thing he was careful of was to keep the secret of who he was, and he has kept it still.
But if poor Smale recovers, as I think he will, it is pretty safe to say that you will hear more of it.
Why? What will Professor Smale do, do you think? asked Lady Diana.
I should think the first thing he would do, said Turant, would be to put detectives on like dogs after this murdering devil.
I should like to have a go at him myself.
Well, said Father Brown, smiling suddenly after his long fit of frowning perplexity,
I think I know the very first thing he ought to do.
And what is that? asked Lady Diana with graceful eagerness.
He ought to apologize to all of you, said Father Brown.
It was not upon this point, however, that Father Brown found himself talking to Professor Smale,
as he sat by the bedside during the slow convalescence of that eminent archaeologist.
Nor, indeed, was it chiefly Father Brown who did the talking.
For though the professor was limited to small doses of the stimulant of conversation,
he concentrated most of it upon these interviews with his clerical friend.
Father Brown had a talent for being silent in an encouraging way,
and Smale was encouraged by it to talk about men.
strange things not always easy to talk about, such as the morbid phases of recovery and the
monstrous dreams that often accompany delirium. It is often rather an unbalancing business
to recover slowly from a bad knock on the head, and when the head is as interesting a head as
that of Professor Smale, even its disturbances and distortions are apt to be original and curious.
His dreams were like bold and big designs, rather out of drawing,
as they can be seen in the strong but stiff archaic arts that he had studied.
They were full of strange saints, with square and triangular halos,
of golden, outstanding crowns, and glories round dark and flattened faces,
of eagles out of the east, and of the high headdresses of bearded men
with their hair bound like women,
Only, as he told his friend,
there was one much simpler and less entangled type
that continually recurred to his imaginative memory.
Again and again, all these Byzantine patterns
would fade away like the fading gold
on which they were traced as upon fire,
and nothing remained but the dark bare wall of rock
on which the shining shape of the fish
was traced as with a finger dipped in the phosphoresal.
of fishes. For that was a sign which he once looked upon and saw in the moment when he first
heard round the corner of the dark passage, the voice of his enemy. And at last, he said,
I think I have seen a meaning in the picture and the voice, and one that I never understood
before. Why should I worry because one madman, among a million of sane men,
leagued in a great society against him, chooses to brag of persecuting me or pursuing me to death.
The man who drew in the dark catacomb, the secret symbol of Christ, was persecuted in a very different
fashion. He was a solitary madman. The whole sane society was leagued together, not to save,
but to slay him. I have sometimes fussed and fidgeted and wondered whether this
or that man was my persecutor, whether it was Terrant, whether it was Leonard Smyth, whether it was any of them.
Suppose it had been all of them. Suppose it had been all the men on the boat, and the men on the train,
and the men in the village. Suppose, so far as I was concerned, they were all murderers.
I thought I had a right to be alarmed, because I was creeping through the bowels of the earth
in the dark, and there was a man who would destroy me.
What would it have been like if the destroyer had been up in the daylight and had owned all the earth and commanded all the armies and the crowds?
How, if he had been able to stop all the earths, or smoke me out of my hole, or kill me the moment I put my nose out in the daylight?
What was it like to deal with murder on that scale?
The world has forgotten these things, as until a little while ago it had forgotten war.
Yes, said Father Brown, but the war came.
The fish may be driven underground again, but it will come up into the daylight once more.
As St. Anthony of Padua humorously remarked,
it is only fishes who survive the deluge.
End of Chapter 5.
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The incredulity of Father Brown, Section 6, the dagger with wings.
Father Brown, at one period of his life, found it difficult to hang his hat on a hat peg
without repressing a slight shudder.
The origin of this idiosyncrasy was indeed a mere detail and much more complicated events,
but it was perhaps the only detail that remained to him in his busy life to remind him of the whole business.
Its remote origin was to be found in the facts which led Dr. Boyne,
the medical officer attached to the police force,
to send for the priest on a particular frosty morning in December.
Dr. Boyne was a big, dark Irishman,
one of those rather baffling Irishmen, to be found all over the
world, who will talk scientific skepticism, materialism, and cynicism at length and at large,
but who never dream of referring anything touching the ritual of religion to anything except
the traditional religion of their native land. It would be hard to say whether their creed is a very
superficial varnish or a very fundamental substratum, but most probably it is both, with a mass
of materialism in between. Anyhow, when he thought that matters of that sort might be able to,
be involved, he asked Father Brown to call, though he made no pretense of preference for that aspect of
them.
I'm not sure I want you, you know, was his greeting. I'm not sure about anything yet.
I'm hanged if I can make out whether it's a case for a doctor or a policeman or a priest.
Well, said Father Brown with a smile, as I suppose you're both a policeman and a doctor,
I seem to be rather in a minority.
I admit you're what politicians call an instructed minority, replied the doctor.
I mean, I know you've had to do a little in our line as well as your own, but it's precious
hard to say whether this business is in your line or ours, or merely in the line of the
commissioners in lunacy. We've just had a message from a man living near here, in that White
House on the Hill, asking for protection against a murderous persecution. We've gone into
the facts as far as we could, and perhaps I'd better tell you the story as it is supposed
to have happened, from the beginning.
It seems that a man named Elmer, who was a wealthy landowner in the West country,
married rather late in life and had three sons, Philip, Stephen, and Arnold.
But in his bachelor days, when he thought he would have no heir,
he had adopted a boy whom he thought very brilliant and promising,
who went by the name of John Strait.
His origin seems to be vague.
They say he was a foundling.
Some say he was a gypsy.
I think the last notion is mixed up with the fact that
Elmer in his old age, dabbled in all sorts of dingy occultism, including palmistry and astrology,
and his three sons say that Strait encouraged him in it. But they said a great many other things
besides that. They said Stryke was an amazing scoundrel, and especially an amazing liar,
a genius in inventing lies on the spur of the moment and telling them so as to deceive a detective.
But that might very well be a natural prejudice in the light of what happened.
perhaps you can more or less imagine what happened.
The old man left practically everything to the adopted son,
and when he died, the three real sons disputed the will.
They said their father had been frightened into surrender
and not to put too fine a point on it, into gibbering idiocy.
They said Strait had the strangest and most cunning ways of getting at him,
in spite of the nurses and the family,
and terrorizing him on his deathbed.
Anyhow, they seemed to have proved something about the dead men,
mental condition, for the court set aside the will and the sons inherited.
Strait is said to have broken out in the most dreadful fashion,
and sworn he would kill all three of them one after another,
and that nothing could hide them from his vengeance.
It is the third or last of the brothers, Arnold Elmer, who was asking for police protection.
Third and last, said the priest, looking at him gravely.
Yes, said Boyne, the other two are dead.
There was a silence before he can be.
That is where the doubt comes in. There is no proof they were murdered, but they might
possibly have been. The eldest who took up his position as squire was supposed to have committed
suicide in his garden. The second, who went into trade as a manufacturer, was knocked on the
head by the machinery in his factory. He might very well have taken a false step and fallen.
But if Strait did kill them, he is certainly very cunning in his way of getting to work and getting
away. On the other hand, it's more than likely that the whole thing is a mania of conspiracy
found it on a coincidence. Look here, what I want is this. I want somebody a sense, who isn't an
official, to go up and have a talk with this Mr. Arnold Elmer and form an impression of him.
You know what a man with a delusion is like, and how a man looks when he is telling the truth.
I want you to be the advanced guard before we take the matter up. It seems rather often,
said Father Brown, that you haven't had to take it up before.
If there is anything in this business, it seems to have been going on for a good time.
Is there any particular reason why he should send for you just now, any more than any other time?
That had occurred to me, as you may imagine, answered Dr. Boyne, he does give a reason,
but I confess it as one of the things that makes me wonder whether the whole thing isn't only the
whim of some half-witted crank.
He declared that all his servants have suddenly gone on strike and left me.
him, so that he is obliged to call on the police to look after his house. And on making inquiries,
I certainly do find that there has been a general exodus of servants from that house on the
hill. And of course the town is full of tales, very one-sided tales that dare say. Their account of it
seems to be that their employer has become quite impossible in his fidgets and fears and exactions,
that he wanted them to guard the house like sentries, or sit up like night nurses in a hospital,
that they could never be left alone because he must never be left alone.
So they all announced in a loud voice that he was a lunatic and left.
Of course that does not prove he is a lunatic,
but it seems rather rum nowadays for a man to expect his valet or his parlour-maid
to act as an armed guard.
And so said the priest with a smile.
He wants a policeman to act as his parlour-maid because his parlour-maid won't act as a policeman.
I thought that rather thick too agreed the doctor,
but I can't take the responsibility of a flat refusal
till I've tried to compromise. You were the compromise.
Very well, said Father Brown simply. I'll go and call on him now if you like.
The rolling country round the little town was sealed and bound with frost,
and the sky was as clear and cold as steel,
except in the northeast where clouds with lurid halos were beginning to climb up the sky.
It was against these darker and more sinister colors
that the house on the hill gleamed with a row of pale pillars.
forming a short colonnade of the classic sword.
A winding row lit up to it across the curve of the down
and plunged into a mass of dark bushes.
Just before it reached the bushes,
the air seemed to grow colder and colder
as if it were approaching an ice house or the North Pole.
But he was a highly practical person,
never entertaining such fancies except as fancies.
And he merely cocked his eye at the great livid cloud
crawling up over the house
and remarked cheerfully,
it's going to snow.
Through a low ornamental iron gateway of the Italianate pattern,
he entered a garden having something of that desolation
which only belongs to the disorder of orderly things.
Deep green growths were grey with the faint powder of the frost,
large weeds had fringed the fading pattern to the flower beds
as if in a ragged frame,
and the house stood as if waist-high in a stunted forest of shrubs and bushes.
The vegetation consisted largely of evergreens or very hearty plants,
and though it was thus thick and heavy, it was too northern to be called luxuriant.
It might be described as an arctic jungle,
so it was in some sense with the house itself,
which had a row of columns in a classical facade,
which might have looked out on the Mediterranean,
but which seemed now to be withering in the wind of the North Sea.
Classical ornament here and there accentuated the contrast.
Cariatides and carved masks of comedy or tragedy
looked down from the corners of the building,
upon the gray confusion of the garden paths,
but the faces seemed to be frostbitten.
The very volutes of the capitals might have curled up with the cold.
Father Brown went up the grassy steps to a square porch flanked by big pillars
and knocked at the door.
About four minutes afterwards he knocked again.
Then he stood still patiently waiting with his back to the door
and looked out on the slowly darkening landscape.
It was darkening under the shadow of that one great continent of cloud
that had come flying out of the north,
and even as he looked out beyond the pillars of the porch,
which seemed huge and black above him in the twilight,
he saw the opalescent crawling rim of the great cloud
as it sailed over the roof and bowed over the porch like a canopy.
The great canopy with its faintly colored fringes
seemed to sink lower and lower upon the garden beyond,
until what had recently been a clear and pale-hued winter sky
was left in a few silver ribbons and rags like a sickly sunset.
Father Brown waited, and there was no sense.
sound within. Then he betook himself briskly down the steps and round the house to look for another
entrance. He eventually found one, a side door in the flat wall, and on this also he hammered,
and outside this also he waited. Then he tried the handle and found the door apparently bolted or
fastened in some fashion, and then he moved along that side of the house, musing on the possibilities
of the position, and wondering whether the eccentric Mr. Elmer had barricated himself too deep in the house
to hear any kind of summons,
or whether perhaps he would barricade himself all the more,
on the assumption that any summons must be the challenge of the avenging strait.
It might be that the decamping servants had only unlocked one door
when they left in the morning,
and that their master had locked that,
but whatever he might have done it was unlikely that they, in the mood of that moment,
had looked so carefully to the defenses.
He continued his prowl round the place,
it was not really a large place,
though perhaps a little pretentious,
and in a few moments he found he had made the complete circuit.
A moment after he found what he suspected and saw it.
The French window of one room, curtained and shadowed with Creeper,
stood open by a crack, doubtless accidentally left ajar,
and he found himself in a central room,
comfortably upholstered in a rather old-fashioned way,
with a staircase leading up from it on one side
and a door leading out of it on the other.
Immediately opposite him was another door with,
red glass let into it, a little godly for later tastes, something that looked like a red-rode
figure in cheap stained glass. On a round table to the right stood a sort of aquarium, a great bowl
full of greenish water, in which fishes and similar things moved about as in a tank, and just
opposite a plant of the palm variety with very large green leaves. All this looked so very
dusty in early Victorian that the telephone, visible in the curtain d'alcove, was almost a
surprise. Who is that a voice called out sharply and rather suspiciously from behind the stained glass
door? Could I see Mr. Elmer? asked the priest apologetically. The door opened and a gentleman in a peacock
green dressing gown came out with an inquiring look. His hair was rather rough and untidy,
as if he had been in bed or lived in a state of slowly getting up. But his eyes were not only awake but
alert, and some would have said alarmed. Father Brown knew that the contradiction was
likely enough in a man who had rather run to seat under the shadow either of a delusion or a danger.
He had a fine, aquiline face when seen in profile, but when seen full face, the first impression
was that of the untidiness and even the wilderness of his loose brown beard.
I am Mr. Elmer, he said, but I've got out of the way of expecting visitors.
Something about Mr. Elmer's unrestful eye prompted the priest to go straight to the point.
If the man's persecution was only a monomania, he would be the less likely to resent it.
I was wondering, said Father Brown softly, whether it is quite true that you never expect visitors.
You are right, replied his host steadily. I always expect one visitor, and he may be the last.
I hope not, said Father Brown, but at least I am relieved to infer that I do not look very like him.
Mr. Elmer shook himself with a sort of savage laugh.
certainly do not, he said.
Mr. Elmer said Father Brown frankly.
I apologize for the liberty,
but some friends of mine have told me about your trouble
and asked me to see if I could do anything for you.
The truth is, I have some little experience in affairs like this.
There are no affairs like this, said Elmer.
You mean, observed Father Brown,
that the tragedies in your unfortunate family were not normal deaths?
I mean they were not even normal murders, answers.
the other. The man who was hounding us all to death is a hellhound, and his power is from hell.
All evil has one origin, said the priest gravely. But how do you know they were not normal murders?
Elmer answered with a gesture which offered his guest a chair, and he seated himself slowly
in another frowning, with his hands on his knees, but when he looked up his expression had grown
milder and more thoughtful, and his voice was quite cordial and composed.
Sir, he said, I don't want you to imagine that I'm in the least an unreasonable person.
I have come to these conclusions by reason, because unfortunately reason really leads there.
I have read a great deal on these subjects, for I was the only one who inherited my father's scholarship in somewhat obscure matters,
and I have since inherited his library.
But what I tell you does not rest on what I have read, but on what I have seen.
Father Brown nodded, and the other proceeded, as if picking his words.
In my older brother's case I was not certain at first.
There were no marks or footprints where he was found shot,
and the pistol was left beside him.
But he had just received a threatening letter certainly from our enemy,
for it was marked with a sign like a winged dagger,
which was one of his infernal cabalistic tricks.
And a servant said she had seen something moving along the garden wall
in the twilight that was much too large to be a cat. I leave it there. All I can say is that if the
murderer came, he managed to leave no traces of his coming. But when my brother Stephen died,
it was different, and since then I have known. A machine was working in an open scaffolding under the
factory tower. I scaled the platform a moment after he had fallen under the iron hammer that struck him.
I did not see anything else strike him, but I saw what I saw. A great drift to factory,
smoke was rolling between me and the factory tower, but through a rift of it I saw on the top
of it a dark human figure wrapped and what looked like a black cloak. Then the sulfurous
smoke drove between us again, and when it cleared I looked up at the distant chimney. There
was nobody there. I am a rational man, and I will ask all rational men how he had reached
that dizzy, unapproachable turret, and how he left it. He stared across at the priest
with a Sphinx-like challenge.
And after a silence he said abruptly,
my brother's brains were knocked out,
but his body was not much damaged.
And in his pocket we found one of those warning messages
dated the day before and stamped with the flying dagger.
I am sure he went on gravely
that the symbol of the winged dagger
is not merely arbitrary or accidental.
Nothing about that abominable man is accidental.
He is all design,
though it is indeed a most dark and intricate design.
His mind is woven not only out of elaborate schemes, but out of all sorts of secret languages and signs,
and dumb signals and wordless pictures, which are the names of nameless things.
He is the worst sort of man that the world knows. He is the wicked mystic.
Now, I don't pretend to penetrate all that is conveyed by this symbol,
but it seems surely that it must have a relation to all that was the most remarkable,
or even incredible, in his movements as he had hovered round my unfortunate family.
Is there no connection between the idea of a winged weapon
and the mystery by which Philip was struck dead on his own lawn
without the lightest touch of any footprint
having to stir the dust or grass?
Is there no connection between the plume-pointered flying like a feathered arrow
and that figure which hung on the far top of the toppling chimney
clad in a cloak for pinions?
You mean, said Father Brown thoughtfully,
that he is in a perpetual state of levitation.
Simon Magnus did it, replied Elmer,
and it was one of the commonest predictions of the Dark Ages
that Antichrist would be able to fly.
Anyhow, there was the flying dagger on the document,
and whether or no it could fly, it could certainly strike.
Did you notice what sort of paper it was on, asked Father Brown.
Common paper?
The Sphinx-like face broke abruptly into a harsh laugh.
You can see what they're like, said Elmer Grimley,
for I got one myself this morning.
He was leaning back in,
his chair now, with his long legs thrust out from under the green dressing-gown, which was a
little short for him, and his bearded chin pillowed on his chest. Without moving otherwise, he thrust
his hand deep into the dressing-gown pocket and held out a fluttering scrap of paper at the end of a
rigid arm. His whole attitude was suggestive of a sort of paralysis, that was both rigidity and
collapse, but the next remark of the priest had a curious effect of rousing him. Father Brown was
blinking in a short-sighted way at the paper presented to him.
It was a singular sort of paper, rough without being common, as from an artist's sketchbook,
and on it was drawn boldly in red ink a dagger decorated with wings like the rod of Hermes,
with the written words, death comes the day after this, as it came to your brothers.
Father Brown tossed the paper on the floor and sat bolt up right in his chair.
You mustn't let that sort of stuff stupefy you, he said sharply.
these devils always try to make us helpless by making us hopeless.
Rather to his surprise, an awakening wave went over the prostrate figure,
which sprang from its chairs as if startled out of a dream.
You're right! You're right! cried Ilmer, with a rather uncanny animation.
And the devil shall find that I'm not so hopeless after all, nor so helpless either.
Perhaps I have more hope and better help than you fancy.
He stood with his hands in his pockets, frowning down.
at the priest, who had a momentary doubt during that strange silence,
about whether the man's long peril had not touched his brain,
but when he spoke it was quite soberly.
I believe my unfortunate brothers failed because they used the wrong weapons.
Philip carried a revolver, and that was how his death came to be called suicide.
Stephen had police protection, but he also had a sense of what made him ridiculous,
and he could not allow a policeman to climb up a ladder after him to a scaffolding
where he stood only a moment.
They were both scoffers, reacting into skepticism from the strange mysticism of my father's last days.
But I always knew there was more in my father than they understood.
It is true that by studying magic he felt at last under the blight of black magic,
the black magic of this scoundrel strait.
But my brothers were wrong about the antidote.
The antidote to black magic is not brute materialism or worldly wisdom.
The antidote to black magic is white magic.
It rather depends, said Father Brown, what you mean by white magic.
I mean silver magic, said the other, in a low voice, like one speaking of a secret revelation.
And after a silence, he said, do you know what I mean by silver magic?
Excuse me a moment.
He turned and opened the central door with the red glass and went into a passage beyond it.
The house had less depth than Brown had supposed.
Instead of the door opening into interior rooms,
the corridor revealed ended in another door on the door.
garden. The door of one room was on one side of the passage, doubtless the priest told himself
the proprietor's bedroom once he had rushed out in his dressing-gown. There was nothing else on
that side but an ordinary hat-stand with the ordinary dingy cluster of old hats and overcoats.
But on the other side was something more interesting, a very dark old oak sideboard laid out with
some old silver and overhung by a trophy or ornament of old weapons. It was by that that Arnold
Elmer halted, looking up at a long antiquated pistol with a bell-shaped mouth.
The door at the end of the passage was barely open, and through the crack came a streak of
white daylight. The priest had very quick instincts about natural things, and something in the
unusual brilliancy of that white line told him what had happened outside. It was indeed
what he had prophesied when he was approaching the house. He ran past his rather startled
host and opened the door to face something that was at once a blank,
and a blaze.
What he had seen shining through the crack was not only the most negative whiteness of daylight,
but the positive whiteness of snow.
All round the sweeping fall of the country was covered with that shining pallor that seemed
at once hoary and innocent.
Here is white magic anyhow, said Father Brown in his cheerful voice.
Then as he turned back into the hall, he murmured, and silver magic too, I suppose,
for the white luster touched the silver with splendor and lit up the old steel here and there
in the darkling armory.
The shaggy head of the brooding elmer seemed to have a halo of silver fire
as he turned with his face and shadow and the outlandish pistol in his hand.
Do you know why I chose this sort of old blunderbuss, he asked?
Because I can load it with this sort of bullet.
He had picked up a small apostle spoon from the sideboard
and by sheer violence broke off the small figure at the top.
Let us go back into the other room, he added.
Did you ever read about the death of Dundee, he asked,
when they had receded themselves?
He had recovered from his momentary annoyance at the priest's restlessness.
Graham of Claverhouse, you know, who persecuted the covenanters
and had a black horse that could ride straight up a precipice.
Don't you know he could only be shot with a silver bullet
because he had sold himself to the devil?
That's one comfort about you.
At least you know enough to believe in the devil.
Oh, yes, replied Father Brown.
I believe in the devil.
What I don't believe in is the Dundee.
I mean the Dundee of covenanting,
legends, with his nightmare of a horse.
John Graham was simply a 17th century professional soldier, rather better than most.
If he dragooned them it was because he was a dragoon, but not a dragon.
Now my experience is that it's not that sort of swaggering blade who sells himself to the devil.
The devil worshippers I've known were quite different, not to mention names which might cause a
social flutter.
I'll take a man in Dundee's own day.
Have you ever heard of Dalrymple of Stare?
No, replied the other gruffly.
You've heard of what he did, said Father Brown,
and it was worse than anything Dundee ever did,
yet he escapes the infamy by oblivion.
He was a man who made the massacre of Glencoe.
He was a very learned man and lucid lawyer,
a statesman with very serious and enlarged ideas of statesmanship,
a quiet man with a very refined and intellectual face.
That's the sort of mind.
man who sells himself to the devil.
Elmer half started from his chair with an enthusiasm of eager assent.
By God, you are right, he cried.
A refined intellectual face.
That is the face of John Strait.
Then he raised himself and stood looking at the priest with a curious concentration.
If you will wait here a little while, he said, I will show you something.
He went back through the central door, closing it after him,
going the priest presumed to the old sideboard or possibly to his bed,
bedroom. Father Brown remained seated, gazing abstractedly at the carpet, where a faint red
glimmer shone from the glass in the doorway. Once it seemed to brighten like a ruby and then
darkened again, as if the sun of that stormy day had passed from cloud to cloud. Nothing moved
except the aquatic creatures which floated to and fro in the dim green bowl. Father Brown was
thinking hard. A minute or two afterwards he got up and slipped quietly to the alcove of the telephone,
where he rang up his friend Dr. Boyne at the official headquarters.
I wanted to tell you about Elmer in his affairs, he said quietly.
It's a queer story, but I'd rather think there's something in it.
If I were you, I'd send some men up here straight away, four or five men, I think, and surround the house.
If anything does happen, there'll probably be something startling in the way of an escape.
Then he went back and sat down again, staring at the dark carpet, which again glowed blood red with the light from the glass door.
Something in the filtered light set his mind drifting on certain borderlands of thought,
with the first white daybreak before the coming of color,
and all that mystery which is alternately veiled and revealed in the symbol of windows and of doors.
An inhuman howl in a human voice came from beyond the closed doors,
almost simultaneously with the noise of firing.
Before the echoes of the shot had died away, the door was violently flung open,
and his host staggered into the room.
The dressing gown half torn from his shoulder,
and the long pistol smoking in his hand.
He seemed to be shaking in every limb,
yet he was shaken in part with an unnatural laughter.
Glory be to the white magic, he cried.
Glory be to the silver bullet.
The hellhound had hunted once too often,
and my brothers are revenged at last.
He sank into a chair, and the pistol slid from his hand and fell on the floor.
Father Brown darted past him,
slipped through the glass door and went down the path,
passage. As he did so he put his hand on the handle of the bedroom door as if half intending
to enter. Then he stooped a moment, as if examining something, and then he ran to the outer
door and opened it. On the field of snow, which had been so blank a little while before,
lay one black object. At the first glance it looked a little like an enormous bat. A second glance
showed that it was, after all, a human figure, fallen on its face, the whole head covered by a broad
black hat, having something of a Latin American look, while the appearance of black wings
came from the two flaps or loose sleeves of a very vast black cloak spread out, perhaps by
accident, to their utmost length on either side. Both the hands were hidden, but Father Brown thought
he could detect the position of one of them, and saw close to it under the edge of the cloak
the glimmer of some metallic weapon. The main effect, however, was curiously like that of the
simple extravagances of heraldry, like a black eagle displayed on a white ground.
But by walking rounded and peering under the hat, the priest got a glimpse of the face,
which was indeed what his host had called refined and intellectual, even skeptical in austere,
the face of John Strait.
Well, I'm jiggered, muttered Father Brown, and he does look like some vast vampire that
has swooped down like a bird.
How else could he have come came a voice from the doorway, and Father Brown looked
up to see Elmer once more standing there.
Couldn't he have walked, replied Father Brown evasively.
Elmer stretched out his arm and swept the white landscape with a gesture.
Look at the snow, he said, in a deep voice that had a sort of roll and thrill in it.
Is not the snow unspotted?
Pure as the white magic you yourself called it?
Is there a speck on it for miles, save that one foul black blot that has fallen there?
There are no footprints, but a few of yours and mine.
There are none approaching the house from anywhere.
Then he looked at the little priest for a moment with a concentrated and curious expression and said,
I will tell you something else.
That cloak he flies with is too long to walk with.
He was not a very tall man, and would trail behind him like a royal train,
stretch it out over his body if you like and see.
What happened to you both? asked Father Brown abruptly.
It was too swift to describe, answered Elmer.
I had looked out of the door.
and was turning back when there came a kind of rushing of wind all around me,
as if I were being buffeted by a wheel revolving in mid-air.
I spun round somehow and fired blindly,
and then I saw nothing but what you see now.
But I am morally certain that you wouldn't see it
if I had not had a silver shot in my gun.
It would have been a different body lying there in the snow.
By the way, remarked Father Brown,
shall we leave it lying there in the snow?
Would you like it taken into your room?
I suppose that's your bedroom.
in the passage.
No-no, replied Elmer hastily.
He must leave it here till the police have seen it.
Besides, I've had as much of such things as I can stand for the moment.
Whatever else happens, I'm going to have a drink.
After that, they can hang me if they like.
Inside the central apartment, between the palm plant and the bowl of fishes,
Elmer tumbled into a chair.
He had nearly knocked the bowl over as he lurched into the room,
but he had managed to find the decanter of brandy
after plunging his hand rather blindly into several cupboards and corners.
He did not at any time look like a methodical person,
but at this moment his distraction must have been extreme.
He drank with a long gulp and began to talk rather feverishly,
as if to fill up a silence.
I see you were still doubtful, he said,
though you have seen the thing with your own eyes.
Believe me, there was something more behind the quarrel
between the spirit of Strait and the spirit of the house of Elmer.
Besides, you have no business to be in,
an unbeliever. You ought to stand for all things these stupid people call superstitions.
Come now. Don't you think there's a lot in those old wives' tales about luck and charms and so on,
silver bullets included? What do you say about them as a Catholic? I say I'm an agnostic,
replied Father Brown, smiling. Nonsense, said Elmer impatiently. It's your business to believe things.
Well, I do believe some things, of course, conceded Father Brown, and therefore, of course, I don't
believe other things. Elmer was leaning forward and looking at him with a strange intensity that
was almost like that of a mesmerist. You do believe it, he said. You do believe everything.
We all believe everything, even when we deny everything. The deniers believe, the unbelievers
believe. Don't you feel in your heart that these contradictions do not really contradict?
There is a cosmos that contains them all. The soul goes round upon a wheel of stars and all
things return, perhaps Strait and I have striven in many shapes, beast against beast and bird
against bird, and perhaps we shall strive forever. But since we seek and need each other, even that
eternal hatred is an eternal love, could an evil go round in a wheel that is one thing and not many?
Do you not realize in your heart, do you not believe behind all your beliefs, that there is but
one reality and we are its shadows, and that all things are but aspects of one thing, a center
where men melt into man and man into God?
No, said Father Brown.
Outside, twilight had begun to fall,
in that phase of such a snow-laden evening
when the land looks brighter than the sky,
in the porch of the main entrance,
visible through a half-curtain window.
Father Brown could dimly see a bulky figure standing.
He glanced casually at the French windows
through which he had originally entered
and saw they were darkened with two equally motionless figures.
The inner door with the colored glass stood slightly ajar,
and he could see in the short corridor beyond the ends of two long shadows,
exaggerated and distorted by the level light of evening,
but still like gray caricatures of the figures of men.
Dr. Boyne had already obeyed the telephone message.
The house was surrounded.
What is the good of saying no, insisted his host,
still with the same hypnotic stare.
You have seen part of that eternal drama with your own eyes.
You have seen the threat of John Strzsche,
to slay Arnold Elmer by black magic.
You have seen Arnold Elmer slay John Strake by white magic.
You see Arnold Elmer alive and talking to you now,
and yet you don't believe it.
No, I do not believe it, said Father Brown,
and rose from his chair like one terminating a visit.
Why not, ask the other?
The priest only lifted his voice a little,
but it sounded in every corner of the room like a bell.
Because you are not Arnold Elmer,
he said. I know who you are. Your name is John Strait, and you have murdered the last of the brothers
who was lying outside in the snow. A ring of white showed round the iris of the other man's eyes.
He seemed to be making, with bursting eyeballs, a last effort to mesmerize and master his companion.
Then he made a sudden movement sideways, even as he did so the door behind him opened,
and a big detective in plainclothes but one hand quietly on his shoulder. The other hand hung down,
but it held a revolver.
The man looked wildly round
and saw plain-clothes men
in all corners of the quiet room.
That evening Father Brown
had another and longer conversation
with Dr. Boyne
about the tragedy of the Elmer family.
By that time there was no longer
any doubt of the central fact of the case.
For John Strait had confessed his identity
and even confessed his crimes,
only it would be truer to say
that he boasted of his victories.
Compared to the fact
that he had rounded off his life's work
with the last Elmer lying dead, everything else, including existence itself, seemed to be indifferent to him.
The man is a sort of monomaniac, said Father Brown. He is not interested in any other matter,
not even in any other murder. I owe him something for that, for I had to comfort myself with
a reflection a good many times this afternoon. As doubtless occur to you, instead of weaving
all that wild but ingenious romance about winged vampires and silver bullets,
He might have put an ordinary leaden bullet into me and walked out of the house.
I assure you it occurred quite frequently to me.
I wonder why he didn't observe Boyne.
I don't understand it, but I don't understand anything yet.
How on earth did you discover it, and what in the world did you discover?
Oh, you provided me with very valuable information, replied Father Brown modestly,
especially the one piece of information that really counted.
I mean the statement that Strait was a very inventive and imaginative
liar, with great presence of mine in producing his lies.
This afternoon he needed it, but he rose to the occasion.
Perhaps his only mistake was in choosing a preacher-natural story.
He had the notion that because I am a clergyman, I should believe anything.
Many people have little notions of that kind.
But I can't make head or tail of it, said the doctor.
You must really begin at the beginning.
The beginning of it was a dressing-gown, said Father Brown simply.
It was the one really good disguise,
I've ever known. When you meet a man in a house with a dressing gown on, you assume quite automatically
that he's in his own house. I assumed it myself, but afterwards queer little things began to happen.
When he took the pistol down, he clicked it at arm's length, as a man does to make sure a strange
weapon isn't loaded. Of course, he would know whether the pistols in his own hall were loaded or not.
I didn't like the way he looked for the brandy, or the way he nearly barged into the bowl of fishes.
for a man who has a fragile thing of that sort as a fixture in his rooms gets a quite mechanical
habit of avoiding it. But these things might possibly have been fancies. The first real point was this.
He came out from the little passage between the two doors, and in that passage there's only one
other door leading to a room, so I assumed it was the bedroom he had just come from.
I tried the handle, but it was locked. I thought they saw it and looked through the keyhole.
It was an utterly bare room, obviously deserted, no bed, no anything.
Therefore he had not come from inside any room, but from outside the house.
And when I saw that, I think I saw the whole picture.
Poor Arnold Elmer doubtless slept and perhaps lived upstairs,
and came down in his dressing-gown and passed through the red-glass door.
At the end of the passage, black against the winter daylight,
he saw the enemy of his house.
He saw a tall-bearded man in a broad broad broad,
red, black hat, and a large flapping black cloak. He did not see much more in this world.
Drake sprang at him, throttling or stabbing him. We cannot be sure till the inquest.
Then, Strake, standing in the narrow passage between the hat-stand and the old sideboard,
and looking down in triumph on the last of his foes heard something he had not expected.
He heard footsteps in the parlor beyond. He was myself entering by the French windows.
His masquerade was a miracle of promptitude. It involved
not only a disguise but a romance, an impromptu romance.
He took off his big black hat and cloak and put on the dead man's dressing gown.
Then he did a rather grisly thing, at least a thing that affects my fancy as more grisly than the rest.
He hung the corpse like a coat on one of the hat pegs.
He draped in in his own long cloak and found it hung well below the heels.
He covered the head entirely with his own wide hat.
It was the only possible way of hiding it in that little passage with the locked door,
but it was really a very clever one.
I myself walked past the hatstand once without knowing it was anything but a hatstand.
I think that unconsciousness of mine will always give me a shiver.
He might perhaps have left it at that,
but I might have discovered the corpse at any minute,
and hung where it was it was a corpse calling for what you might call an explanation.
He adopted the bolder stroke of discovering it himself and explaining it himself.
Then there dawned on this strange and frightfully fertile mind
the conception of a story of substitution,
the reversal of the parts.
He had already assumed the part of Arnold Elmer.
Why should not his dead enemy assume the part of John Strait?
There must have been something in that topsy turvied him
to take the fancy of that darkly fanciful man.
It was like some frightful fancy dress ball
to which the two mortal enemies were to go dressed up as each other.
Only the fancy dress ball was to be a dance of death,
and one of the dancers would be dead.
That is why I can imagine that man
putting it in his own mind, and I can imagine him smiling.
Father Brown was gazing into vacancy with his large gray eyes,
which, when not blurred by his trick of blinking, were the one notable thing in his face.
He went on speaking simply and seriously.
All things are from God, and above all, reason and imagination and the great gifts of the mind.
They are good in themselves, and we must not altogether forget their origin, even in their perversion.
Now this man had in him a very noble power to be perverted, the power of telling stories.
He was a great novelist, only had twisted his fictive power to practical and to evil ends,
to deceiving men with false fact instead of with true fiction.
They began with his deceiving old Elmer with elaborate excuses and ingeniously detailed lies,
but even that may have been at the beginning,
little more than the tall stories and teradittals of the child who may say equally
he has seen the king of England or the king of the fairies.
It grew strong in him through the vice that perpetuates all vices, pride.
He grew more and more vain of his promptitude in producing stories of his originality
and subtlety in developing them.
That is what the young Elmer's meant by saying that he could always cast a spell over their father,
and it was true.
It was a sort of spell that the storyteller cast over the tyrant in the Arabian Nights,
and to the last he walked the world with the pride of a pawn.
poet, and with the false yet unfathomable courage of a great liar.
He could always produce more Arabian nights if ever his neck was in danger,
and today his neck was in danger.
But I am sure, as I say, that he enjoyed it as a fantasy as well as a conspiracy.
He set about the task of telling the true story the wrong way round,
of treating the dead man as living and the live man is dead.
He had already got into Elmer's dressing-gown,
he proceeded to get into Elmer's body and soul.
He looked at the corpse as if it were his own corpse lying cold in the snow.
Then he spread eagled in in that strange fashion to suggest the sweeping the scent of a bird of prey
and decked it out not only in his own dark and flying garments but in the whole dark fairy tale
about the black bird that could only fall by the silver bullet.
I do not know whether it was the silver glittering on the sideboard
or the snow shining beyond the door that suggested to his intensely artistic temperament
the theme of white magic and the white metal used against magicians.
But whatever its origin, he made it disown like a poet,
and did it very promptly, like a practical man.
He completed the exchange and reversal of parts
by flinging the corpse out onto the snow as the corpse of strake.
He did his best to work up a creepy conception of strake
as something hovering in the air everywhere,
a harpy with wings of speed and claws of death,
to explain the absence of footprints and other things.
For one piece of artistic impudence I hugely admire him.
They actually turned one of the contradictions in his case into an argument for it,
and said that the man's cloak being too long for him
proved that he never walked on the ground like an ordinary mortal.
But he looked at me very hard while he said that,
and something told me that he was at that moment trying a very big bluff.
Dr. Boyne looked thoughtful.
Had you discovered the truth by then, he asked.
There was something very clear and close to the nerves, I think,
about notions affecting identity.
I don't know whether it would be more weird
to get a guess like that swiftly or slowly.
I wonder when you suspected and when you were sure.
I think I really suspected when I telephoned to you, replied his friend.
And it was nothing more than the red light from the closed door
brightening and darkening on the carpet.
It looked like a splash of blood that grew vivid as it cried for vengeance.
Why should it change like that?
I knew the sun had not come out.
It could only be because the second door behind it
had been opened and shut on the garden. But if he had gone out and seen his enemy then,
he would have raised the alarm then, and it was some time afterwards that the fracas occurred.
I began to feel he had gone out to do something, to prepare something, but as to when I was
certain, that is a different matter. I knew that right at the end he was trying to hypnotize me,
to master me by the black art of eyes like talismans and a voice like an incantation.
That's what he used to do with Old Elmer, no doubt, but it wasn't only the
the way he said it, it was what he said. It was the religion and philosophy of it. I'm afraid
I'm a practical man, said the doctor with gruff humor, and I don't bother much about religion and
philosophy. You'll never be a practical man till you do, said Father Brown. Look here, doctor,
you know me pretty well. I think you know I'm not a bigot. You know I know there are all sorts and all
religions, good men and bad ones and bad men and good ones. But there's just one little fact I've learned
simply as a practical man, an entirely practical point, that I have picked up by experience,
like the tricks of an animal or the trademark of a good wine. I scarcely ever met a criminal
who philosophized at all, who didn't philosophize along those lines of orientalism and recurrence
and reincarnation, and the wheel of destiny and the serpent biting its own tail. I have found
merely in practice that there was a curse on the servants of that serpent. On their belly shall they
go and the dust shall they eat, and there was never a black art or profligate born who could not
talk that sort of spirituality. It may not be like that in its real religious origins.
Here in our working world it is a religion of rascals, and I knew it was a rascal who was
speaking. Why, said Boyne, I should have thought that a rascal could pretty well profess any
religion he chose. Yes, assented the other. He could profess any religion. That is, he could pretend
to any religion, if it was all a pretense.
If it was mere mechanical hypocrisy and nothing else,
no doubt it could be done by a mere mechanical hypocrite.
Any sort of mask can be put on any sort of face.
Anybody can learn certain phrases or state verbally that he holds certain views.
I can go out into the street and state that I am a Wesleyan Methodist or a Sandemanian,
though I fear in no very convincing accent.
But we are talking about an artist,
and for the enjoyment of the artist the mask must be to some extent molded on the face.
What he makes outside him must correspond to something inside him.
He can only make his effects out of some of the materials of his soul.
I suppose he could have said he was a Wesleyan Methodist, but he could never be an eloquent
Methodist as he can be an eloquent mystic and fatalist.
I am talking of the sort of ideal such a man thinks of if he really tries to be idealistic.
It was his whole game with me to be as idealistic as possible, and whenever that is attempted
by that sort of man, you will generally find it as that sort of ideal. That sort of man may be
dripping with gore, but he will always be able to tell you quite sincerely that Buddhism is better
than Christianity. Nay, he will tell you quite sincerely that Buddhism is more Christian than
Christianity. That alone is enough to throw a hideous and ghastly ray of light on his notion of
Christianity. Upon my soul, said the doctor, laughing, I can't make out whether you're denouncing
or defending him.
It isn't defending a man to say he is a genius, said Father Brown. Far from it.
And it is simply a psychological fact that an artist will betray himself by some sort of
sincerity. Leonardo da Vinci cannot draw as if he couldn't draw. Even if he tried, it will
always be a strong parody of a weak thing. This man would have made something much too fearful
and wonderful out of the Wesleyan Methodist. When the priest went forth again and set his face
homeward, the cold had grown more intense and yet was somehow intoxicating.
The tree stood up like silver candelabre of some incredible cold candelmess of purification.
It was a piercing cold, like that silver sort of pure pain that once pierced the very he of purity.
But it was not a killing cold, save in the sense of seeming to kill all the mortal obstructions
to our immortal and immeasurable vitality.
The pale green sky of twilight, with one star like the star of Bethlehem,
seemed by some strange contradiction to be a cavern of clarity.
It was as if there could be a green furnace of cold
which wakened all things to life like warmth,
and that the deeper they went into those cold crystalling colors,
the more were they like light-winged creatures
and clear like colored glass.
It tingled with truth and it divided truth from error
with a blade like ice,
but all that was left had never felt so much alive.
It was as if all joy were a jewel in the heart of an iceberg.
The priest hardly understood his own mood as he advanced deeper and deeper into the green gloaming,
drinking deeper and deeper drafts of that virginal vivacity of the air.
Some forgotten muddle and morbidity seemed to be left behind
or wiped out as the snow had painted out the footprints of the man of blood.
As he shuffled homerts through the snow, he muttered to himself,
and yet he is right enough about there being a white magic,
if he only knows where to look for it.
End of Section 6.
Chapter 7 of the incredulity of Father Brown
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The Incredulity of Father Brown by G.K. Chesterton.
The Doom of the Darnaways.
Two landscape painters stood looking at one landscape,
which was also a sea-scape, and both were curiously impressed by it, though their impressions were
not exactly the same. To one of them, who was a rising artist from London, it was new as well as
strange. To the other, who was a local artist but with something more than a local celebrity,
it was better known, but perhaps all the more strange for what he knew of it.
In terms of tone and form, as these men saw it, it was a stretch of sands against a stretch of sunset,
the whole scene lying in strips of sombre color, dead green and bronze and brown, and a drab that
was not merely dull, but in that gloaming in some way more mysterious than gold.
All that broke these level lines was a long building which ran out from the fields into the
sands of the sea, so that its fringe of dreary weeds and rushes seemed almost to meet
the seaweed.
But its most singular feature was that the upper part of it had the ragged outlines of a ruin,
pierced by so many wide windows and large wrens, as to be a mere dark skeleton against the dying light.
While the lower bulk of the building had hardly any windows at all,
most of them being blind and bricked up, and their outlines only faintly traceable in the twilight.
But one window at least was still a window, and it seemed strangest of all that it showed a light.
Who on earth can live in that old shell? exclaimed the Londoner,
who was a big, bohemian-looking man, young but with a shaggy red beard that made him look older.
Chelsea knew him familiarly as Harry Payne.
Ghosts, you might suppose, replied his friend Martin Wood.
Well, the people who live there really are rather like ghosts.
It was perhaps rather a paradox that the London artist seemed almost bucolic in his boisterous, freshness, and wonder,
while the local artist seemed a more shrewd and experienced person, regarding him with mature and amiable amusement.
Indeed, the latter was altogether a quieter and more conventional figure, wearing darker clothes,
and with his square and stolid face clean-shaven.
It is only a sign of the times, of course, he went on,
or of the passing of old times and old families with them.
The last of the great darnaways live in that house,
and not many of the new poor are as poor as they are.
They can't even afford to make their own top story habitable,
but have to live in the lower rooms of a ruin, like bats and owls.
Yet they have family portraits that go back to the Wars of the Roses,
and the first portrait painting in England,
and very fine some of them are,
I happened to know, because they asked for my professional advice in overhauling them.
There's one of them especially, and one of the earliest, but it's so good that it gives you the creeps.
The whole place gives you the creeps, I should think by the look of it, replied Payne.
Well, said the friend, to tell you the truth, it does.
The silence that followed was stirred by a faint rustle among the rushes by the moat,
and it gave them, rationally enough, a slight nervous start when a dark figure brushed along the bank,
moving rapidly and almost like a startled bird.
But it was only a man walking briskly, with a black bag in his hand,
a man with a long, sallow face and sharp eyes that glanced at the London stranger
in a slightly darkling and suspicious manner.
It's only Dr. Barnett, said Wood with a sort of relief.
Good evening, doctor. Are you going up to the house? I hope nobody's ill.
Everybody's always ill in a place like that, growled the doctor,
only sometimes they're too ill to know it.
The very air of the place is a blight and a pestilence.
I don't envy the young man from Australia.
And who? asked Payne, abruptly and rather absently.
May the young man from Australia be?
Ah, snorted the doctor.
Hasn't your friend told you about him?
As a matter of fact, I believe he is arriving today.
Quite a romance in the old style of mellow drama.
The air back from the colonies to his ruined castle,
all complete even down to an old family compact for his marrying the lady watching in the ivy tower.
queer old stuff, isn't it?
But it really happens sometimes.
He's even got a little money,
which is the only bright spot there ever was in this business.
What does Miss Darnaway herself in her ivy tower
think of the business? asked Martin Wood dryly.
What she thinks of everything else by this time, replied the doctor.
They don't think in this weedy old den of superstitions
the only dream and drift.
I think she accepts the family contract and the colonial husband
as part of the doom of the Darnaways, don't you know?
I really think that if he turned out to be.
be a humpbacked, negro with one eye and a homicidal mania. She would only think it added a finishing
touch and fitted in with the twilight scenery. You're not giving my friend from London a very
lively picture of my friends in the country, said Wood, laughing. I had intended, taking him there to
call. No artist ought to miss those darn-away portraits if he gets the chance, but perhaps
I'd better postpone it if they're in the middle of the Australian invasion. Oh, do go in and see them,
said Dr. Barnett warmly. Anything that will brighten their blighted lives will make my task easier.
It will need a good many colonial cousins to cheer things up, I should think, and the more the merrier.
Come, I'll take you in myself.
As they drew nearer to the house, it was seen to be isolated like an island, in a moat of brackish water, which they crossed by a bridge.
On the other side spread a fairly wide stony floor or embankment, with great cracks across it,
in which little tufts of weeds and thorns sprouted here and there.
This rock platform looked large and bare in the gray twilight, and pain could hardly have believed that such a corner of
space could have contained so much of the soul of a wilderness.
This platform only jotted out on one side like a giant doorstep, and beyond it was the door,
a very low, browed, tudor, archway standing open, but dark like a cave.
When the brisk doctor led them inside without ceremony, pain had, as it were, another shock
of depression.
He could have expected to find himself mounting to a very ruinous tower by very narrow winding
staircases, but in this case the first steps into the house were actually steps downwards.
They went down several short and broken stairways into large twilight rooms, which but for their
lines of dark pictures and dusty bookshelves might have been the traditional dungeons beneath the
castle moat. Here and there a candle and an old candlestick lit up some dusty accidental
detail of a dead elegance, but the visitor is not so much impressed or depressed by this
artificial light as by the one pale gleam of natural light. As he passed down the long room, he
saw the only window in that wall, a curious low oval window of a late 17th century fashion.
But the strange thing about it is that it did not look out directly on any space of sky,
but only on a reflection of sky, a pale strip of daylight merely mirrored in the moat under the
hanging shadow of the bank. Pain had a memory of the Lady of Charlotte, who never saw the world
outside except in a mirror. The Lady of this, Charlotte, not only in some sense saw the world in a
mirror, but even saw the world upside down.
It's as if the house of Darnay were falling literally as well as metaphorically, said Wood
in a low voice, as if it were sinking slowly into a swamp or a quicksand, until the sea goes
over it like a green roof.
Even the sturdy Dr. Barnett started a little at the silent approach of the figure that
came to receive them.
Indeed, the room was so silent that they were all startled to realize that it was not
empty.
There were three people in it when they entered.
Three dim figures, motionless in the dim room.
all three dressed in black and looking like dark shadows.
As the foremost figure drew nearer the gray light from the window,
he showed a face that looked almost as gray as its frame of hair.
This was Old Vine, the steward, long left in Locoparentes
since the death of that eccentric parent, the last Lord Darnaway.
He would have been a handsome old man if he had had no teeth,
as it was he had one which showed every now and then,
and gave him a rather sinister appearance.
He received the doctor and his friends with a fine courtsy,
and escorted them to where the other two figures in black were seated.
One of them seemed to Payne to give another appropriate touch of gloomy antiquity to the castle
by the mere fact of being a Roman Catholic priest,
who might have come out of a priest's hole in the dark old days.
Pain could imagine him muttering prayers or telling beads,
or tolling bells, or doing a number of indistinct and melancholy things in that melancholy place.
Just then he might be supposed to have been giving religious consolation to the lady,
but it could hardly be supposed that the consolation was very consoling,
were at any rate that it was very cheering. For the rest, the priest was personally insignificant enough,
with plain and rather expressionless features, but the lady was a very different matter. Her face was
very far from being plain or insignificant. It stood out from the darkness of her dress and hair
and background, with a pallor that was almost awful, but a beauty that was almost awfully alive.
Pain looked at it as long as he dared, and he was to look at it a good deal longer before he died.
Wood merely exchanged with his friends such pleasant and polite phrases as would lead up to his purpose of revisiting the portraits.
He apologized for calling on the day which he heard was to be one of family welcome,
but he was soon convinced that the family was rather mildly relieved to have visitors to distract them, or break the shock.
He did not hesitate, therefore, to lead pain through the central reception room,
into the library beyond, where hung the portrait, for there was one which he was almost especially bent on showing,
not only as a picture, but as a puzzle.
The little priest trudged along with them.
He seemed to know something about old pictures as well as about old prayers.
I'm rather proud of having spotted this, said Wood.
I believe it's a Holbein.
If it isn't, there is somebody living in Holbein's time who has as great as Holbein.
It was a portrait in the hard but sincere and living fashion of the period,
representing a man clad in black trimmed with gold and fur,
with a heavy, full, rather pale face but watchful eyes.
What a pity art couldn't have stopped forever at just that transition stage, cried Wood,
and never transitioned anymore.
Don't you see it's just realistic enough to be real?
Don't you see the face speaks all the more because it stands out from a rather
stiffer framework of less essential things?
And the eyes are even more real than the face.
On my soul, I think the eyes are too real for the face.
It's just as if those sly, quick eyeballs were protruding out of a great pale mask.
The stiffness extends to the figure a little, I think, said Payne,
They hadn't quite mastered anatomy when medievalism ended, at least in the north.
That left leg looks to me a good deal out of drawing.
I'm not so sure, replied Wood quietly.
Those fellows who painted just when realism began to be done, and before it began to be overdone,
were often more realistic than we think.
They put real details of portraiture into things that are thought merely conventional.
You might say this fellow's eyebrows or eye sockets are a little lopsided.
But I bet if you knew him, you'd find that one of the first of those.
his eyebrows did really stick up more than the other, and I shouldn't wonder if he was lame
or something, and that black leg was meant to be crooked.
What an old devil he looks, burst out pain suddenly.
I trust his reverence will excuse my language.
I believe in the devil, thank you, said the priest with an inscrutable face.
Curiously enough, there was a legend that the devil was lame.
I say, protested Payne, you can't really mean that he was the devil, but who was he?
He was the Lord Darnoway under Henry the 7th and Henry the 8th.
replied his companion, but there are curious legends about him, too.
One of them is referred to in that inscription around the frame,
and further developed in some notes left by somebody in a book I found here.
They are both rather curious reading.
Pain leaned forward, craning his head so as to follow the archaic inscription around the frame.
Leaving out the antiquated lettering and spelling,
it seemed to be a sort of rhyme running somewhat thus.
In the seventh hour I shall return.
In the seventh hour I shall depart.
None in that hour shall hold my hand, and woe to her that holds my heart."
"'It sounds creepy, somehow,' said Payne,
"'but that may be partly because I don't understand a word of it.
"'It's pretty creepy even when you do,' said Wood in a low voice.
"'The record made at a later date, in the old book I found,
"'is all about how this beauty deliberately killed himself in such a way
"'that his wife was executed for his murder.
"'Another note commemorates a later tragedy, seven successions later,
"'under the Georges, in which another darned,
away committed suicide, having first thoughtfully left poison in his wife's wine.
It is said that both suicides took place at seven in the evening.
I suppose the inference is that he does really return with every seventh inheritor,
and makes things unpleasant, as the rhyme suggests, for any lady unwise enough to marry him.
On that argument, replied Payne, it would be a trifle uncomfortable for the next seventh gentleman.
Wood's voice was lower still, as he said,
the new heir will be the seventh.
Harry Payne suddenly heaved up his great chest and shoulders like a man flinging off a burden.
What crazy stuff are we all talking, he cried.
We're all educated men in an enlightened age, I suppose.
Before I came into this dank atmosphere, I'd never have believed I should be talking of such things except to laugh at them.
You are right, said Wood.
If you lived long enough in this underground palace, you'd begin to feel differently about things.
I've begun to feel very curiously about that picture, having had so many times to
do with handling and hanging it. It sometimes seems to me that the painted face is more alive
than the dead faces of the people living here, that it is a sort of talisman or magnet,
that it commands the elements and draws out the destinies of men and things. I suppose you could
call it very fanciful.
"'What is that noise?' cried Payne suddenly.
They all listened, and there seemed to be no noise except the dull boom of the distant sea.
Then they began to have the sense of something mingling with it, something like a voice calling
through the sound of the surf, doled by it at first, becoming nearer and nearer.
The next moment they were certain, someone was shouting outside in the dusk.
Pain turned to the low window behind him and bent to look out.
It was the window from which nothing could be seen except the moat with its reflection of
bank and sky, but that inverted vision was not the same that he had seen before.
From the hanging shadow of the bank in the water, depended two dark shadows reflected upon the feet
and legs of a figure standing above upon the bank.
Through that limited aperture, they could see nothing but the two legs black against the reflection of a pale and livid sunset.
But somehow that very fact of the head being invisible, as if in the clouds, gave something dreadful to the sound that followed.
The voice of a man crying aloud what they could not properly hear or understand.
Pain especially was peering out of the little window with an altered face, and he spoke with an altered voice.
How queerly he's standing.
No, no, said Wood, in a sort of soothing whisper,
things often look like that in reflection.
It's the wavering of the water that makes you think that.
Think what? asked the priest shortly.
That his left leg is crooked, said Wood.
Pain had thought of the oval window as a sort of mystical mirror,
and it seemed to him that there were in it other inscrutable images of doom.
There was something else beside the figure that he did not understand,
three thinner legs showing in dark lines against the light,
as if it were some monstrous three-legged spider or bird
that was standing beside the stranger.
Then he had the less crazy thought of a tripod like that of the heathen oracles, and the next
moment the thing had vanished and the legs of the human figure passed out of the picture.
He turned to meet the pale face of old Vine, the steward, with his mouth open, eager
to speak, and his single tooth showing.
He has come, he said, the boat arrived from Australia this morning.
Even as they went back out of the library into the central salon, they heard the footsteps
of the newcomer clattering down the entrance steps, with various items of light-lugging
trailed behind him. When Payne saw one of them, he laughed with a reaction of relief. His tripod was
nothing but the telescopic legs of a portable camera, easily packed and unpacked, and the man who
was carrying it seemed so far to take on equally solid and normal qualities. He was dressed in
dark clothes, but of a careless and holiday sort. His shirt was of gray flannel, and his boots
echoed uncompromisingly enough in those still chambers. As he strode forward to greet his new
circle, his stride had scarcely more than the suggestion of a limp, but pain and his companions
were looking at his face, and could scarcely take their eyes from it. He evidently felt there
was something curious and uncomfortable about his reception, but they could have sworn that he did
not himself know the cause of it. The lady, supposed to be in some sense already betrothed to him,
was certainly beautiful enough to attract him, but she evidently also frightened him. The old
steward brought him a sort of futile homage, yet treated him as if he were the family ghost,
The priest still looked at him with a face which was quite indecipherable, and therefore perhaps all the more unnerving.
A new sort of irony, more like the Greek irony, began to pass over Payne's mind.
He had dreamed of the stranger as a devil, but it seemed almost worse that he was an unconscious destiny.
He seemed to march towards crime with the monstrous innocence of Aipus.
He had approached the family mansion and so blindly buoyant his spirit as to have set up his camera to photograph his first sight of it,
and even the camera had taken on the semblance of the tripod of a tragic pythoness.
Pain was surprised, when taking his leave a little while after,
at something which showed that the Australian was already less unconscious of his surroundings.
He said in a low voice,
Don't go or come again soon.
You look like a human being.
This place fairly gives me the jumps.
When pain emerged out of those almost subterranean halls
and came into the night air and the smell of the sea,
he felt as if he had come out of the underworld of the sea.
of dreams in which events jumble on top of each other, in a way at once unrestful and unreal.
The arrival of this strange relative had been somehow unsatisfying, and, as it were, unconvincing.
The doubling of the same face, and the old portrait and the new arrival troubled him like
a two-headed monster, and yet it was not altogether a nightmare, nor was it that face, perhaps,
that he saw most vividly.
Did you say, he asked of the doctor, as they strode together towards the striped dark sands by
the darkening sea. Did you say that young man was betrothed to Miss Darnaway by a family compact or
something? Sounds rather like a novel. But an historical novel, answered Dr. Barnett. The Darnaways all
went to sleep a few centuries ago when things were really done that we only read of in romances.
Yes, I believe there's some family tradition by which second or third cousins always marry
when they stand in a certain relation of age in order to unite the property. A silly tradition,
I should say, and if they often marry it in and in, in that fashion,
It may account on principles of heredity for their having gone so rotten.
I should hardly say, answered Payne a little stuffily, that they have all gone rotten.
Well, replied the doctor, the young man doesn't look rotten, of course, though he's certainly lame.
The young man, cried Payne, who is suddenly and unreasonably angry.
Well, if you think the young lady looks rotten, I think it's you who have rotten taste.
The doctor's face grew darker and bitter.
I fancy I know more about it than you do, he snapped.
They completed the walk in silence, each feeling that he had been irrationally rude and had suffered equally irrational rudeness, and Payne was left to brood alone on the matter, for his friend Wood had remained behind to attend to some of his business in connection with the pictures.
Pain took very full advantage of the invitation extended by the colonial cousin, who wanted somebody to cheer him up.
During the next few weeks he saw a good deal of the dark interior of the darnaway home, though it might be said that he did not confine himself entirely to cheer him up.
up the colonial cousin. The lady's melancholy was of longer standing and perhaps needed
more lifting. Anyhow, he showed a laborious readiness to lift it. He was not without a conscience,
however, and the situation made him doubtful and uncomfortable. Weeks went by, and nobody could
discover from the demeanor of the new Darnaway, whether he considered himself engaged according
to the old compact or no. He went to mooning about the dark galleries, and stood staring
vacantly at the dark and sinister picture. The shades of that prison house were certainly beginning
to close on him, and there was little of his Australian assurance left. But Payne could discover
nothing upon the point that concerned him most. Once he attempted to confide in his friend Martin
Wood, as he was pottering about in his capacity of picture hanger, but even out of him he got
very little satisfaction. It seems to me you can't butt in, said Wood shortly, because of the engagement.
Of course I shan't but in if there is an engagement, retorted his friend, but is there?
I haven't said a word to her, of course, but I've seen enough of her to be pretty certain she doesn't think there is, even if she thinks there may be.
He doesn't say there is or even hint that there ought to be.
It seems to me this shilly-shallying is rather unfair on everybody.
Especially on you, I suppose, said Wood a little harshly, but if you ask me, I'll tell you what I think.
I think he's afraid.
Afraid of being refused, asked Payne.
No.
afraid of being accepted, answered the other.
Don't bite my head off, I don't mean afraid of the lady.
I mean afraid of the picture.
Afraid of the picture, repeated Payne.
I mean afraid of the curse, said Wood.
Don't you remember the rhyme about the darn-away doom falling on him and her?
Yes, but look here, cried Payne.
Even the darn-away doom can't have it both ways.
You tell me first that I mustn't have my own way of the compact,
and then that the compact mustn't have its own way because of the curse.
but if the curse can destroy the compact, why should she be tied to the compact?
If they're frightened of marrying each other, they're free to marry anybody else, and there's an end of it.
Why should I suffer for the observance of something they don't propose to observe?
It seems to me your position is very unreasonable.
Of course it's all a tangle, said Wood rather crossly, and went on hammering out the frame of a canvas.
Suddenly, one morning, the new air broke his lung and baffling silence.
He did it in a curious fashion, a little crude as was his way,
but with an obvious anxiety to do the right thing.
He asked frankly for advice,
not of this or that individual as Payne had done,
but, collectively, as of a crowd,
when he did speak,
he threw himself on the whole company
like a statesman going to the country.
He called it a showdown.
Fortunately, the lady was not included in this large gesture,
and pain shuddered when he thought of her feelings,
but the Australian was quite honest.
He thought the natural thing was to ask for help and for information,
calling a sort of family council at which he put his cards on me.
the table. It might be said that he flung down his cards on the table, for he did it with a rather
desperate air, like one who had been harassed for days and nights by the increasing pressure of a
problem. In that short time, the shadows of that place of low windows and sinking pavements
had curiously changed him, and increased a certain resemblance that crept through all their
memories. The five men, including the doctor, were sitting round a table, and pain was idly reflecting
that his own light tweeds and red hair must be the only colors in the room, for the priest and
the steward wearing black, and Wooden Darnaway habitually wore dark gray suits that looked
almost like black.
Perhaps this incongruity had been what the young man had meant by calling him a human being.
At that moment the young man himself turned abruptly in his chair and began to talk.
A moment after the dazed artist knew that he was talking about the most tremendous thing
in the world.
"'Is there anything in it?' he was saying.
That is what I've come to asking myself till I'm nearly crazy.
I'd never have believed I should come to thinking of such things, but I think of the portrait
and the rhyme and the coincidences, or whatever you call them, and I go cold. Is there anything in it?
Is there any doom of the darn ways or only a queer accident? Have I got a right to marry,
or shall I bring something big and black out of the sky that I know nothing about on myself and
somebody else? His rolling eye had roamed about the table and rested on the plain face of the
priest, to whom he now seemed to be speaking. Payne's submerged practicality rose in protest
against the problem of superstition, being brought before that supremely superstitious tribunal.
was sitting next to Darnoway and struck in before the priest could answer.
Well, the coincidences are curious, I admit, he said, rather forcing a note of cheerfulness,
but surely we, and that he stopped as if he had been struck by lightning.
For Darnoway had turned his head sharply over his shoulder at the interruption,
and with the movement, his left eyebrow jerked up far above its fellow,
and for an instant the face of the portrait glared at him with a ghastly exaggeration of exactitude.
The rest saw it, and all had the air of having been dazzled by an instant of light.
The old steward gave a hollow groan.
"'It's no good,' he said hoarsely.
"'We are dealing with something too terrible.'
"'Yes,' assented the priest in a low voice,
"'we are dealing with something terrible, with the most terrible thing I know,
"'and the name of it is a nonsense.'
"'What did you say?' said Darnaway, still looking towards him.
"'I said nonsense,' repeated the priest.
"'I have not said anything in particular up to now,
"'for it was none of my business.
"'I was only taking temporary duty in the neighborhood,
"'and Miss Darnaway wanted to see me.
But since you're asking me personally, and point blank, why is easy enough to answer?
Of course there's no doom of the darn ways to prevent your marrying anybody you have any decent reason for marrying.
A man isn't fated to fall into the smallest venial sin, yet alone into crimes like suicide and murder.
You can't be made to do wicked things against your will because your name is darn away any more than I can because my name is Brown.
The doom of the Browns, he added with relish.
The weird of the Browns would sound even better.
And you, of all people, repeated the Australian staring.
Tell me to think like that about it.
I tell you to think about something else, replied the priest cheerfully.
What has become of the rising art of photography?
How is the camera getting on?
I know it's rather dark downstairs, but those hollow arches on the floor above
could easily be turned into a first-rate photographic studio.
A few workmen could fit it out with a glass roof in no time.
Really, protested Martin Wood.
I do think you should be the last man in the world to tinker about with those beautiful gothic arches,
which are about the best work your own religion has ever done in the world.
I should have thought you'd have had some feeling for that sort of art, but I can't see why you should be so uncommonly keen on photography.
I am uncommonly keen on daylight, answered Father Brown, especially in this dingy business, and photography has the virtue of depending on daylight.
And if you don't know that I would grind all the gothic arches in the world to powder to save the sanity of a single human soul, you don't know so much about my religion as you think you do.
The young Australian had sprung to his feet like a man rejuvenated.
"'By George, that's the talk,' he cried,
"'though I never thought to hear it from that quarter.
"'I'll tell you what, Reverend Sir,
"'I'll do something that will show I haven't lost my courage after all.'
"'The old steward was still looking at him with quaking watchfulness,
"'as if he felt something fay about the young man's defiance.
"'Oh, he cried, what are you going to do?'
"'I'm going to photograph the portrait,' replied darn away.
"'Yet it was barely a week afterwards
"'that the storm of the catastrophe seemed to stoop out of the sky,
"'darkening that son of sanity to which the priest had appealed in vain,
and plunging the mansion once more in the darkness of the darn-away doom.
It had been easy enough to fit up the new studio,
and seen from inside it looked very much like any other studio,
empty except for the fullness of the white light.
A man coming from the gloomy rooms below
had more than normally the sense of stepping into a more than modern brilliancy,
as blank as the future.
At the suggestion of wood, who knew the castle well,
and had got over his first aesthetic grumblings,
a small room remaining intact in the upper ruins,
was easily turned into a dark room,
into which Darnoway went out of the white daylight to grope by the crimson gleams of a red lamp.
Wood said, laughing, that the red lamp had reconciled him to the vandalism,
as that bloodshot darkness was as romantic as an alchemist's cave.
Darnoay had risen at daybreak on the day that he meant to photograph the mysterious portrait,
and had it carried up from the library by the single corkscrew staircase that connected the two floors.
There he had set it up in the wide white daylight on a sort of easel
and planted his photographic tripod in front of it.
He said he was anxious to send a reproduction of it to a great antiquary, who had written on the
antiquities of the house, but the others knew that this was an excuse covering much deeper things.
It was, if not exactly, a spiritual duel between Darnoy and the demoniac picture, at least a duel
between Darnoway and his own doubts.
He wanted to bring the daylight of photography face to face with that dark masterpiece
of painting, and to see whether the sunshine of the new art would not drive out the shadows
of the old.
Perhaps this was why he preferred to do it himself, even if some of the same.
even if some of the details seemed to take longer and involve more than normal delay.
Anyhow, he rather discouraged the few who visited his studio during the day of the experiment,
and who found him focusing and fussing about in a very isolated and impenetrable fashion.
The steward had left a meal for him, as he refused to come downstairs.
The old gentleman also returned some hours afterwards,
and found the meal more or less normally disposed of,
but when he brought it, he got no more gratitude than a grunt.
Pain went up once to see how he was getting all,
on, but finding the photographer disinclined for conversation, came down again.
Father Brown had wandered that way, in an unobtrusive style to take darn away a letter
from the expert to whom the photograph was to be sent, but he left the letter on a tray,
and whatever he thought of that great glasshouse full of daylight and devotion to a hobby,
a world he had himself in some sense created.
He kept it to himself and came down.
He had reason to remember very soon that he was the last to come down the solitary staircase,
connecting the floors, leaving a lonely man and an empty room behind him.
The others were standing in the salon that led into the library,
just under the great black ebony clock that looked like a titanic coffin.
How is darn away getting on? asked Payne a little later, when you last went up.
The priest passed a hand over his forehead.
Don't tell me I'm getting physique, he said with a sad smile.
I believe I'm quite dazzled with daylight up in that room,
and couldn't see things straight.
Honestly, I felt for flash as if there was a little.
something uncanny about Darnay's figure standing before that portrait.
Oh, that's the lame leg, said Barnett promptly. We know all about that.
Do you know, said Payne abruptly, but lowering his voice. I don't think we do know all about it or
anything about it. What's the matter with his leg? What is the matter with his ancestor's
leg? Oh, there's something about that in the book I was reading in there, in the family archives,
said Wood. I'll fetch it for you, and he stepped into the library just beyond.
I think, said Father Brown quietly, Mr. Payne must have.
have some particular reason for asking that.
I may as well blurt it out once in for all, said Payne, but in a yet lower voice.
After all, there is a rational explanation.
A man from anywhere might have made up to look like the portrait.
What do we know about Darnaway?
He is behaving rather oddly.
The others were staring at him in a rather startled fashion, but the priest seemed to take it very calmly.
I don't think the old portrait's ever been photographed, he said.
That's why he wants to do it.
I don't think there's anything odd about it.
Quite an ordinary state of things, in fact, said Wood with a smile.
He had just returned with the book in his hand, and even as he spoke there was a stir in the
clockwork of the great dark clock behind him, and successive strokes thrilled through the room
up to the number of seven.
With the last stroke, there came a crash from the floor above that shook the house like
a thunderbolt, and Father Brown was already two steps up the winding staircase before the sound
had ceased.
My gosh, cried Payne involuntarily.
He's alone up there.
"'Yes,' said Father Brown without turning as he vanished up the staircase,
"'we shall find him alone.'
When the rest recovered from their first paralysis and ran helter-skelter up the stone steps
and found their way to the new studio, it was true in that sense that they found him alone.
They found him lying in a wreck of his tall camera, with its long splintered legs
standing out grotesquely at that three different angles, and Darnaway had fallen on top of
it, with one black crooked leg lying at a fourth angle across the floor.
For the moment the dark heap looked as if he were entangled with some huge and horrible spider.
Little more than a glance and a touch were needed to tell them that he was dead.
Only the portrait stood untouched upon the easel, and what could fancy, the smiling eyes shone.
An hour afterwards, Father Brown, in helping to calm the confusion of the stricken household,
came upon the old steward, muttering almost as mechanically as the clock had ticked,
and struck the terrible hour.
Almost without hearing them, he knew what the muttered words must be.
In the seventh air I shall return.
In the seventh hour I shall depart.
As he was about to say something soothing,
the old man seemed suddenly to start awake and stiffen into anger.
His mutterings changed to a fierce cry.
You, he cried, you and your daylight.
Even you won't say now there is no doom for the Darnoways.
My opinion about that is unchanged, said Father Brown mildly.
Then after a pause, he added,
I hope you observe poor Darnaway's last wish,
and see the photograph is sent off.
The photograph is sent off.
cried the doctor sharply.
What's the good of that?
As a matter of fact, it's rather curious,
but there isn't any photograph.
It seems he never took it after all,
but after pottering about all day.
Father Brown swung round sharply.
Then take it yourselves, he said.
Poor darn away was perfectly right.
It's most important that the photograph should be taken.
As all the visitors, the doctor,
the priest, and the two artists,
trailed away in a black and dismal procession
across the brown and yellow sands,
they were at first more or less silent,
rather as if they had been silent.
stunned. And certainly, there had been something like a crack of thunder in a clear sky
about the fulfillment of that forgotten superstition, at the very time when they had most
forgotten it, when the doctor and the priest had both filled their minds with rationalism,
as the photographer had filled his rooms with daylight. They might be as rationalistic as
they liked, but in broad daylight the seventh air had returned, and in broad daylight, at the
seventh hour he had perished. I'm afraid everybody will always believe in the darn way
superstition now, said Martin Wood.
I know one who won't,
said the doctor sharply. Why should I
indulge in superstition because somebody else
indulges in suicide?
You think poor Mr. Darnaway committed suicide?
asked the priest. I'm sure
he committed suicide, replied the doctor.
It is possible, agreed the other.
He was quite alone up there, and he had a whole
drugstore of poisons in the dark room.
Besides, it's just the sort of thing that Darnoes do.
You don't think there's anything in the
fulfillment of the family curse.
Yes, said the doctor, I believe in one family curse, and that is the family constitution.
I told you it was heredity, and they are all half mad.
If you stagnate and breed in and brood in your own swamp like that,
you're bound to degenerate whether you like it or not.
The laws of heredity can't be dodged.
The truths of science can't be denied.
The minds of the old darnoes are falling to pieces,
as their blighted old sticks and stones are falling to pieces,
eaten away by the sea and the salt air.
Suicide.
Of course he can't.
committed suicide. I dare say all the rest will commit suicide, perhaps the best thing they could do.
As the man of signs spoke, there sprang suddenly and with startling clearness into pain's memory,
the face of the daughter of the darno ways, a tragic mask, pale, against an unfathomable blackness,
but itself of a blinding and more than mortal beauty. He opened his mouth to speak and found
himself speechless.
"'I see,' said Father Brown to the doctor, so you do believe in the superstition after all.
What do you mean, believe in the superstition?
I believe in the suicide as a matter of scientific necessity.
Well, replied the priest, I don't see a pin to choose between your scientific superstition
and the other magical superstition.
They both seem to end in turning people into paralytics,
who can't move their own legs or arms or save their own lives or souls.
The rhyme said it was the doom of the darn ways to be killed,
and the scientific textbook says it is the doom of the darn ways to kill themselves.
Both ways they seem to be slaves.
"'But I thought you said you believed in rational views of these things,' said Dr. Barnett.
"'Don't you believe in heredity?'
"'I said I believed in daylight,' replied the priest in a loud and clear voice,
"'and I won't choose between two tunnels of subterranean superstition that both end in the dark.
"'And the proof of it is this, that you are all entirely in the dark,
"'about what really happened in that house.'
"'Do you mean about the suicide?' asked Payne.
"'I mean about the murder,' said Father Brown,
and his voice, though only slightly lifted to a louder tone,
seemed somehow to resound over the whole shore.
It was murder, but murderers of the will, which God made free.
What the other said at the moment in answer to it,
pain never knew, for the word had a rather curious effect on him,
stirring him like the blast of a trumpet, and yet bringing him to a halt.
He stood still in the middle of the sandy waist,
and let the others go on in front of him.
He felt the blood crawling through all his veins,
and the sensation that is called the hare standing on end, and yet he felt a new and unnatural happiness.
A psychological process, too quick and too complicated for himself to follow, had already reached a conclusion that he could not analyze, but the conclusion was one of relief.
After standing still for a moment, he turned and went back slowly across the sands to the house of the Darnoways.
He crossed the moat with a stride that shook the bridge, descended the stairs, and traversed the long rooms with resounding tread,
till he came to the place where Adelaide Darnoway sat hallowed with the low light of the oval window,
almost like some forgotten saint left behind in the land of death.
She looked up, and with an expression of wonder, made her face yet more wonderful.
What is it, she said. Why have you come back?
I have come back for the sleeping beauty, he said in a tone that had the resonance of a laugh.
This old house went to sleep long ago, as the doctor said,
but it is silly for you to pretend to be old.
come up into the daylight and hear the truth.
I have brought you a word.
It is a terrible word,
but it breaks the spell of your captivity.
She did not understand a word, he said,
but something made her rise and let him lead her down the long hall,
and up the stairs, and out under the evening sky.
The ruins of a dead garden stretched towards the sea,
and an old fountain with the figure of a triton,
green with rust, remained poised there,
pouring nothing out of a dried horn into an empty basin.
He had often seen that desolate out of a trite,
outline against the evening sky as he passed, and it had seemed to him a type of fallen fortunes in more ways than one.
Before long, doubtless, those hollow fonts would be filled, but it would be with the pale green bitter waters of the sea, and the flowers would be drowned and strangled in seaweed.
So, he had told himself, the daughter of the darnways might indeed be wedded, but she would be wedded to death and adum as deaf and ruthless as the sea.
but now he laid a hand on the bronze triton that was like the hand of a giant,
and shook it as if he meant to hurl it over like an idol or an evil god of the garden.
What do you mean? she asked steadily.
What is this a word that will set us free?
The word is murder, he said,
and the freedom it brings is as fresh as the flowers of spring.
No, I do not mean I have murdered anybody,
but the fact that anybody can be murdered is itself good news
after the evil dreams you have been living in.
Don't you understand?
In that dream of years everything that happened to you came from inside you.
The doom of the Darnoways was stored up in the Darnoays.
It unfolded itself like a horrible flower.
There was no escape even by happy accident.
It was all inevitable, whether it was Vine and his old wives' tales, or Barnett in his
new-fangled heredity.
But this man who died was not the victim of a magic curse or an inherited madness.
He was murdered, and for us that murder is simply an accident.
Yes, requiesca timpache, but a happy accident.
It is a ray of daylight, because it comes from outside.
She suddenly smiled.
Yes, I believe I understand.
I suppose you are talking like a lunatic, but I understand.
But who murdered him?
I do not know, he answered calmly, but Father Brown knows.
And as Father Brown says, murder is at least done by the will,
free as that wind from the sea.
Father Brown is a wonderful person, she said after a pause.
He was the only person who ever brightened my existence in any way at all, until—until what? asked Payne, and made a movement almost impetuous, leaning towards her and thrusting away the bronze monster, so that it seemed to rock on its pedestal.
Well, until you did, she said, and smiled again.
So was the sleeping palace awakened, and it is no part of this story to describe the stages of its awakening, though much of it had come to pass before the dark of that evening had fallen upon the shore.
As Harry Payne strode homewards once more,
Across those dark sands that he had crossed in so many moods,
He was at the highest turn of happiness that is given in this world life,
And the whole red sea within him was at the top of its tide.
He would have had no difficulty in picturing all that place again in flower,
And the bronze tritin bright as a golden god,
And the fountain flowing with water or with wine.
But with all this brightness and blossoming
Had been unfolded for him by the one word, murder,
and it was still a word that he did not understand. He had taken it on trust, and he was not unwise,
for he was one of those who have a sense of the sound of truth. It was more than a month later
that Payne returned to his London house to keep an appointment with Father Brown, taking the required
photograph with him. His personal romance had prospered as well as was fitting under the shadow of such
tragedy, and the shadow itself, therefore, lay rather more lightly on him, but it was hard
to view it as anything but the shadow of a family fatality.
In many ways he had been much occupied, and it was not until the Darnoie household had resumed
its somewhat stern routine, and the portrait had long been restored to its place in the library,
that he had managed to photograph it with a magnesium flare.
Before sending it to the antiquary, as originally arranged, he brought it to the priest who had
so pressingly demanded it.
You can't understand your attitude about all this, Father Brown, he said.
You act as if you had already solved the problem in some way of your own.
The priest shook his head mournfully.
Not a bit of it, he answered.
I must be very stupid, but I'm quite stuck.
Stuck about the most practical point of all.
It's a queer business, so simple up to a point, and then, let me have a look at that photograph, will you?
He held it close to his screwed, short-sighted eyes for a moment, and then said,
have you got a magnifying glass?
Payne produced one, and the priest looked through it, intently for some time, and then said,
Look at the title of that book at the edge of the bookshelf beside the frame.
It's the history of Pope Joan.
Now, I wonder, yes, by George, and the one above it is something or other of Iceland.
Lord, what a queer way to find it out!
What adult and a donkey I was not to notice it when I was there!
But what have you found out? asked Payne impatiently.
The last link, said Fawkesland.
Brown, and I'm not stuck any longer.
Yes, I think I know how that unhappy story went from first to last now.
But why, insisted the other?
Why?
Because, said the priest with a smile, the Darnaway Library contained books about Pope
Joan in Iceland, not to mention another I see with the title beginning,
The Religion of Frederick, which is not so very hard to fill up.
Then, seeing the other's annoyance, his smile faded, and he said more earnestly,
as a matter of fact, this last point, though it is the last link, is not the main
business. There were much more curious things in the case than that. One of them is rather
a curiosity of evidence. Let me begin by saying something that may surprise you. Darnaway did
not die at seven o'clock that evening. He had already been dead for a whole day.
Surprise is rather a mild word, said Payne grimly, since you and I both saw him walking about
afterwards. No, we did not, replied Father Brown quietly. I think we both saw him, or thought
we saw him, fussing about with the focusing of his camera. Was in his head under the
that black cloak when you passed through the room. It was when I did, and that's why I felt there
is something queer about the room and the figure. It wasn't that the leg was crooked, but rather
that it wasn't crooked. It was dressed in the same sort of dark clothes, but if you see what
you believe to be one man standing in the way that another man stands, you will think he's in a
strange and strained attitude. Do you really mean, cried Payne with something like a shudder,
that it was some unknown man? It was the murderer, said Father Brown. He had already killed
darnay at daybreak, and hid the corpse and himself in the dark room, an excellent
hiding place, because nobody normally goes into it, or can't see much if he does.
But he let it fall out on the floor at seven o'clock, of course, that the whole thing might
be explained by the curse.
But I don't understand, observed Payne, why didn't he kill him at seven o'clock then, instead
of loading himself at the corpse for fourteen hours?
Let me ask you another question, said the priest.
Why was there no photograph taken?
because the murderer made sure of killing him when he first got up and before he could take it.
It was essential to the murderer to prevent that photograph reaching the expert on the darn-away antiquities.
There was a sudden silence for a moment, and then the priest went on in a lower tone.
Don't you see how simple it is?
Why, you yourself saw one side of the possibility, but it's simpler even than you thought.
You said a man might be faked to resemble an old picture.
Surely it's simpler that a picture should be faked to resemble a man.
In plain words, it's true in a rather special way that there was no doom of the darn ways.
There was an old picture.
There was no old rhyme.
There was no legend of a man who caused his wife's death.
There was a very wicked and a very clever man,
who was willing to cause another man's death in order to rob him of his promised wife.
The priest suddenly gave pain a sad smile, as if in reassurance.
For the moment I believe you thought I meant you, he said,
But he were not the only person who haunted that house for sentimental reasons.
You know the man, or rather you think you do.
But there were depths in the old man called Martin Wood, artist and antiquary,
which none of his mere artistic acquaintances were likely to guess.
Remember that he was called in to criticize and catalog the pictures.
In an aristocratic dustbin of that sort that practically means simply to tell the darn ways what art treasures they had got.
They would not be surprised at things turning up.
They had not noticed before.
It had to be done well, and it was.
Perhaps he was right when he said that if it wasn't Holbein, it was somebody of the same genius.
I feel rather stunned, said Payne, and there are twenty things I don't see yet.
How did he know what darn away looked like?
How did he actually kill him?
The doctor seemed rather puzzled at present.
I saw a photograph the lady had which the Australian sent on before him, said the priest,
and there are several ways in which he could have learned things when the new heir was once recognized.
We may not know these details, but they are not.
difficulties. You remember he used to help in the dark room. It seems to me an ideal place,
say, to prick a man with a poison pin, with the poisons all handy. No, I say these were not
difficulties. The difficulty that stumped me was how wood could be in two places at once.
How could he take the corpse from the dark room and prop it against the camera so that it would
fall in a few seconds without coming downstairs? When he was in the library looking out a book,
and I was such a fool that I never looked at the books in the library, and it was only in this
photograph, by very undeserved good luck, that I saw the simple fact of a book about Pope Joan.
You've kept your best riddle for the end, said Payne grimly. What on earth can Pope Joan have to do with it?
Don't forget the book about the something of Iceland, advised the priest, or the religion of somebody
called Frederick. It only remains to ask what sort of man was the late Lord Darnaway.
Oh, does it, observed Payne heavily. He was a cultivated, humorous, sort of eccentric, I believe,
went on Father Brown. Being cultivated, he knew there was no such person as Pope Joan. Being humorous,
he was very likely to have thought of the title of The Snakes of Iceland, or something else that
didn't exist. I venture to reconstruct the third title as the religion of Frederick the Great,
which also doesn't exist. Now doesn't it strike you that those would be just the titles
to put on the backs of books that didn't exist, or in other words on a bookcase that wasn't
a bookcase?
Ah, cried Payne, I see what you mean.
now. There was some hidden staircase. Up to the room wood himself selected as a dark room,
said the priest, nodding. I'm sorry, it couldn't be helped. It's dreadfully banal and stupid.
As stupid as I have been on this pretty banal case. But we were mixed up in a real musty old romance
of decayed gentility and a fallen family mansion, and it was too much to hope that we could
escape having a secret passage. It was a priest's hole, and I deserve to be put in it.
End of Chapter 7.
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Section 8.
The Ghost of Gideon Wise.
Father Brown always regarded the case as the queerest example of
the theory of an alibi, the theory by which it is maintained, in defiance of the mythological Irish
bird, that it is impossible for anybody to be in two places at once. To begin with, James Byrne,
being an Irish journalist, was perhaps the nearest approximation to the Irish bird. He came as
near as anybody could to being in two places at once, for he was in two places at the opposite
extremes of the social and political world within the space of 20 minutes. The first was in the
Babylonian halls of the big hotel, which was the meeting place of the three commercial
magnates concerned with arranging for a coal lockout and announcing it as a coal strike.
The second was in a curious tavern having the facade of a grocery store, where meant
the more subterranean triumvirate of those who would have been very glad to turn the lockout
into a strike, and the strike into a revolution. The reporter passed to and fro between the three
millionaires and the three Bolshevist leaders, with the immunity of the modern Herald or the new
ambassador. He found the three mining magnets hidden in a jungle of flowering plants and a forest of
fluted and florid columns of gilded plaster. Gilded bird cages hung high under the painted domes
amid the highest leaves of the palms, and in them were birds of motley colors and varied cries.
No bird in the wilderness ever sang more unheeded, no flower ever wasted its sweetness on the
desert air more completely than the blossoms of those tall plants wasted theirs upon the brisk and
breathless businessmen, mostly American, who talked and raised.
to and fro in that place. And there, amid a riot of Rococo ornament that nobody ever looked at,
and a chatter of expensive foreign birds that nobody ever heard, and a mass of gorgeous upholstery
and a labyrinth of luxurious architecture, the three men sat and talked of how success was founded
on thought and thrift and a vigilance of economy and self-control. One of them indeed did not talk
so much as the others, but he watched with very bright and motionless eyes, which seemed to be
pinched together by his pince-nay, and the permanent smile under his small black mustache was
rather like a permanent sneer. This was the famous Jacob P. Stein, and he did not speak till he had
something to say. But his companion, old Gallup the Pennsylvanian, a huge fat fellow with Reverend Grey
Hair, but a face like a pugilist, talked a great deal. He was in a jovial mood, and was half-rallying,
half-bullying the third millionaire, Gideon Wise, a hard, dried, angular old bird of the type that his
countryman compare to Hickory, with a stiff gray chin-beard and the manners and clothes of any old farmer from
the Central Plains. There was an old argument between Wise and Gallup about the combination and
competition. For old Wise still retained, with the manners of the old Baxwoodsman, something of his
opinions of the old individualist. He belonged, as we should say in England, to the Manchester
School, and Gallup was always trying to persuade him to cut out competition and pool the resources
of the world. You'll have to come in, old fellow sooner or later, Gallup was saying genially, as
Byrne entered. It's the way the world is going, and we can't go back to the one-man business now. We've all
got to stand together. If I might say a word, said Stein in his tranquil way, I would say there is
something a little more urgent even than standing together commercially. Anyhow, we must stand
together politically, and that's why I've asked Mr. Byrne to meet us here today. On the political
issue we must combine, for the simple reason that all our most dangerous enemies are already combined.
Oh, I quite agree about the political combination, grumbled giddy and wise. See here, said Stein to
the journalist. I know you have the run of these queer places, Mr. Byrne, and I want you
to do something for us unofficially. You know where these men meet. There are only two or three of
them that count, John Elias and Jake Halkett, who does all the spouting, and perhaps that poet fellow
home. Why, home used to be a friend of Gideon, said the jeering Mr. Gallup, used to be in his Sunday
school class or something. He was a Christian, then, said old Gideon solemnly, but when a man takes up
with atheists, you never know. I still meet him now and then. I was quite ready to back him
against war and conscription and all that, of course. But when it comes to all the goddamn bull
she's in creation, excuse me, interposed Stein, the matter is rather urgent, so I hope you will
excuse me putting it before Mr. Byrne at once. Mr. Byrne, I may tell you in confidence that I hold
information, or rather evidence, that would land at least two of these men in prison for long terms,
in connection with conspiracies during the late war. I don't want to use that evidence,
but I want you to go to them quietly and tell them that I shall use it, and use it tomorrow,
unless they alter their attitude. Well, replied Byrne, what you propose would certainly be called
compounding a felony and might be called blackmail, don't you think it's rather dangerous?
I think it is rather dangerous for them, said Stein with a snap, and I want you to go and tell them so.
Oh, very well, said Byrne standing up with a half-humorous sigh. It's all in a day's work,
but if I get into trouble, I warn you, I shall try to drag you into it. You will try, boy,
said old Gallup with a hearty laugh. For so much still lingers of that great dream of Jefferson
and the thing that men have called democracy, that in his country, while the rich rule like tyrants,
the poor do not talk like slaves, but there is candor between the oppressed and the oppressor.
The meeting place of the revolutionists was a clear, bare, whitewashed place, on the walls of which
were one or two distorted, uncouth sketches in black and white, in the style of something that was
supposed to be proletarian art, of which not one proletarian in a million could have made head or tail.
Perhaps the one point in common to the two council chambers was that both violated the American
Constitution by the display of strong drink. Cocktails of various colors had
stood before the three millionaires. Halkut, the most violent of the Bolshevists, thought it only
appropriate to drink vodka. He was a long, hulking fellow with a menacing stoop, and his very profile was
aggressive like a dog's, the nose and lips thrust out together, the latter carrying a ragged red
mustache, and the whole curling outwards with a perpetual scorn. John Elias was a dark,
watchful man in spectacles, with a pointed black beard, and he had learned in many European
cafes a taste for absinthe. The journalist's first and last feeling was how very like each other,
after all, were John Elias and Jacob P. Stein. They were so like in face and mind and manner that the
millionaire might have disappeared down a trap door in the Babylon Hotel and come up again in the
stronghold of the Bolshevists. The third man also had a curious taste in drinks, and his drink was
symbolic of him. For what stood in front of the poet home was a glass of milk, and its very mildless
seemed in that setting to have something sinister about it, as if it's opaque and colorless
color, were of some leprous paste more poisonous than the dead sick green of absence. Yet in truth,
the mildness was so far genuine enough, for Henry Holm came to the camp of Revolution along a very
different road, and from very different origins from those of Jake, the common tub thumper, and
Elias, the cosmopolitan wire-puller. He had had what is called a careful upbringing, had gone to the
chapel in his childhood, and carried through life a teetotalism which he could not shake off
when he cast away such trifles as Christianity and marriage. He had fair hair and a fine face
that might have looked like Shelley if he had not weakened the chin with a little foreign fringe
of beard. Somehow the beard made him look more like a woman. It was as if those few golden hairs
were all he could do. When the journalist entered, the notorious Jake was talking, as he generally
was. Home had uttered some casual and conventional phrase about heaven forbid something or other,
and this was quite enough to set Jake off with a torrent of profanity.
Heaven forbid, and that's about all at Bollywell does do, he said.
Heaven never does anything but forbid this, that, and the other.
Forbids us to strike, and forbids us to fight,
and forbids us to shoot the damned userers and bloodsuckers where they sit.
Why doesn't heaven forbid them something for a bit?
Why don't the damned priests and parsons stand up and tell the truth about those brutes for a change?
Why doesn't their precious God, Elias allowed a gentle sign,
has a faint fatigue to escape him.
Priests, he said, belonged, as Marx has shown,
to the fetal stage of economic development,
and are therefore no longer really any part of the problem.
The part once played by the priest is now played by the capitalist expert,
and, yes, interrupted the journalist with his grim and ironic implacability,
and it's about time you knew that some of them are jolly expert in playing it.
And without moving his own eyes from the bright but dead eyes of Elias,
he told him of the threat of Stein.
"'I was prepared for something of that sort,' said the smiling Elias without moving.
"'I may say quite prepared.'
"'Dirty dogs exploded, Jake. If a poor man said a thing like that, he'd go to a penal servitude.
But I reckon they'll go somewhere worse before they guess.
If they don't go to hell, I don't know where the hell they'll go to.'
Holm made a movement of protest, perhaps not so much at what the man was saying,
as at what he was going to say, and Elias cut the speech short with a cold exactitude.
"'It is quite unnecessary for us,' he said,
looking at Burns steadily through his spectacles, to bandy threats with the other side.
It is quite sufficient that their threats are quite ineffective so far as we are concerned.
We also have made all our own arrangements, and some of them will not appear until they appear in motion.
So far as we are concerned, an immediate rupture and an extreme trial of strength will be quite according to plan.
As he spoke in a quite quiet and dignified fashion, something in his motionless yellow face and
his great goggles started a faint fear creeping up the journalist's spine. Hulket's savage face
might seem to have a snarl in its very silhouette when seen sideways, but when seen face-to-face,
the smouldering rage in his eyes had also something of anxiety, as if the ethical and economic
riddle were, after all, a little too much for him. And Holmes seemed even more hanging on wires
of worry and self-criticism. But about this third man with the goggles, who spoke so sensibly and
simply. There was something uncanny. It was like a dead man talking at the table.
As Byrne went out with his message of defiance and passed along the very narrow passage beside the
grocery store, he found the end of it blocked by a strange, though strangely familiar figure,
short and sturdy, and looking rather quaint when seen in dark outline with its round head and
wide hat. "'Father Brown!' cried the astonished journalist.
"'I think you must have come into the wrong door. You're not likely to be in this little conspiracy.
"'Mine is a rather older conspiracy,' replied Father Brown smiling,
"'but it is quite a widespread conspiracy.'
"'Well,' replied Byrne,
"'you can't imagine any of the people here
"'being within a thousand miles of your concern.
"'It is not always easy to tell,' replied the priest equably.
"'But as a matter of fact,
"'there is one person here who's within an inch of it.'
"'He disappeared into the dark entrance
"'and the journalist went on his way very much puzzled.
"'He was still more puzzled by a small incident
"'that happened to him as he turned into the host
to make his report to his capitalist clients. The bower of blossoms and bird cages in which those
crabbed old gentlemen were embosomed was approached by a flight of marble steps, flanked by gilded
nymphs and tritons. Down these steps ran an active young man with black hair, a snub nose,
and a flower in his buttonhole, who seized him and drew him aside before he could ascend the
stair. "'I say,' whispered the young man, "'I'm Potter, old Gidd's secretary, you know. Now between
ourselves, there is a sort of a thunderbolt being forged, isn't there now? I came to that
conclusion, replied Byrne cautiously, that the Cyclops had something on the anvil, but always
remember that the Cyclops is a giant, but he has only one eye. I think Bolshevism is,
while he was speaking, the secretary listened with a face that had a certain almost Mongolian
immobility, despite the liveliness of his legs and his attire. But when Byrne said the word
Bolshevism, the young man's sharp eyes shifted, and he said quickly.
What has that? Oh, yes, that sort of thunderbolt. So sorry, my mistake. So easy to say Anvil
when you meant icebox. With which the extraordinary young man disappeared down the steps,
and Byrne continued to mount them, more and more mystification clouding his mind.
He found the group of three augmented to four by the presence of a hatchet-faced person with
very thin straw-colored hair and a monocle, who appeared to be a sort of advisor to old Gallup,
possibly his solicitor, though he was not definitely so called.
His name was Naries, and the questions which he directed towards Byrne referred chiefly,
for some reason or other, to the number of those probably enrolled in the revolutionary
organization. Of this, as Byrne knew little, he said less,
and the four men eventually rose from their seats,
the last word being with the man who had been the most silent.
Thank you, Mr. Byrne, said Stein, folding up his eyeglasses.
It only remains to say that every single.
thing is ready. On that point, I quite agree with Mr. Elias. Tomorrow, before noon, the police will have
arrested Mr. Elias on evidence I shall by then have put before them, and those three at least will be
in jail before night. As you know, I attempted to avoid this course. I think that is all, gentlemen.
But Mr. Jacob P. Stein did not lay his formal information next day, for a reason that has often
interrupted the activities of such industrious characters. He did not do it because he happened to be
dead, and none of the rest of the program was carried out, for a reason which Byrne found
displayed in gigantic letters when he opened his morning paper. Terrific triple murder!
Three millionaires slain in one night! Other exclamatory phrases followed in smaller letters,
only about four times the size of normal type, which insisted on the special feature of the mystery,
the fact that the three men had been killed not only simultaneously, but in three widely separated
places. Stein, in his artistic and luxurious country seat a hundred miles inland,
Wise, outside the little bungalow on the coast where he lived on sea breezes and the simple life,
and old Gallup in a thicket just outside the lodge gates of his great house at the other end of the
country. In all three cases, there could be no doubt about the scenes of violence that had
preceded death, though the actual body of Gallup was not found till the second day, where it hung huge
and horrible, amid the broken forks and branches of the little wood into which its weight had crashed,
like a bison rushing on the spears. While Wise had clearly been flung over the cliff into the sea,
not without a struggle, for his scraping and slipping footprints could still be traced upon the
very brink. But the first signal of the tragedy had been the sight of his large limp straw hat,
floating far out upon the waves and conspicuous from the cliffs above. Stein's body had also at first deluded
search, till a faint trail of blood led the investigators to a bath on the ancient Roman model
he had been constructing in his garden, for he had been a man of an experimental turn of mind
with a taste for antiquities. Whatever he might think, Byrne was bound to admit that there was no
legal evidence against anybody as things stood. A motive for murder was not enough. Even a moral
aptitude for murder was not enough, and he could not conceive that pale young pacifist Henry Holm,
butchering another man by brutal violence, though he might imagine the blaspheming Jake,
and even the sneering Jew as capable of anything.
The police, and the man who appeared to be assisting them,
who was no other than the rather mysterious man with the monocle,
who had been introduced as Mr. Narees,
realized the position quite as clearly as the journalist.
They knew that at the moment the Bolshevists and spiriters could not be prosecuted and convicted,
and that it would be a highly sensational failure if they were prosecuted and acquitted,
Neri started with an artful candor by calling them in some sense to the council,
inviting them to a private conclave and asking them to give their opinions freely in the interests of humanity.
He had started his investigations at the nearest scene of tragedy, the bungalow by the sea,
and Byrne was permitted to be present at a curious scene, which was at once a peaceful
parlay of diplomacists and a veiled inquisition, or putting of suspects to the question.
Rather to burn surprise, the incongruous company seated round the table in the seaside bungalow
included the dumpy figure and owlish head of Father Brown, though his connection with the affair
did not appear until sometime afterwards. The presence of young Potter, the dead man's secretary,
was more natural, yet somehow his demeanor was not quite so natural. He alone was quite
familiar with their meeting place, and was even in some grim sense their host,
yet he offered little assistance or information.
His round, snub-nosed face were an expression more like sulks than sorrow.
Jake Halkut, as usual, talked most,
and a man of his type could not be expected to keep up the polite fiction that he and his friends were not accused.
Young Home, in his more refined way, tried to restrain him when he began to abuse the men who had been murdered.
But Jake was always quite as ready to roar down his friends as his foes.
In a spout of blasphemies, he relieved his soul of a very unofficial obituary notice of the late Gideon,
wise. Elias sat quite still and apparently indifferent behind the spectacles that masked his eyes.
It would be useless, I suppose, said Nairus coldly, to tell you that your remarks are indecent.
It may affect you more if I tell you they are imprudent. You practically admit that you hated the
dead man. Going to put me in quad for that, are you, jeered the demagogue? All right, only you'll have
to build a prison for a million men if you're going to jail all the poor people who had reason to hate
gid wise, and you know it's God's truth as well as I do. Neres was silent, and nobody smoke
until Elias interposed with his clear, though faintly lisping, drawl. This appears to me to be a
highly unprofitable discussion on both sides, he said. You have summoned us here either to ask us for
information, or to subject us to cross-examination. If you trust us, we tell you we have no
information. If you distrust us, you must tell us of what we are accused, or have the politeness to
keep the fact to yourselves. Nobody has been able to suggest the faintest trace of evidence
connecting any one of us with these tragedies any more than with the murder of Julius Caesar.
You dare not arrest us, and you will not believe us. What is the good of our remaining here?
And he rose, calmly buttoning his coat, his friends following his example. As they went towards
the door, the young home turned back and faced the investigators for a moment with his pale fanatical
face. I wish to say, he said, that I went to filthy jail during the whole war because I would not
consent to kill a man. With that they passed out, and the members of the group remaining looked grimly
at each other. I hardly think, said Father Brown, that we remain entirely victorious, in spite of the
retreat. I don't mind anything, said Nairis, except being bully-ragged by that blasphemous Blackguard
Halkot. Home is a gentleman, anyhow. But whatever they say, I am
dead certain they know. They are in it, or most of them are. They almost admitted it. They
taunted us with not being able to prove we're right, much more than with being wrong.
What do you think, Father Brown? The person addressed, looked across at Nara's with a gaze
almost disconcertingly mild and meditative. It is quite true, he said, that I have formed an idea
that one particular person knows more than he has told us, but I think it would be well if I did not
mention his name just yet. Nerey's eyeglass dropped from his eye, and he looked up sharply.
This is unofficial so far, he said. I suppose you know that at a later stage, if you withhold information,
your position may be serious. My position is simple, replied the priest. I am here to look after the
legitimate interests of my friend Halkot. I think it will be in his interest under the circumstances.
If I tell you, I think he will before long sever his connection with this organization.
and ceased to be a socialist in that sense.
I have every reason to believe he will probably end as a Catholic.
Halkut, exploded the other incredulously,
why he curses priests from morning till night.
I don't think you quite understand that kind of man, said Father Brown mildly.
He curses priests for failing, in his opinion,
to defy the whole world for justice.
Why should he expect them to defy the whole world for justice,
unless he had already begun to assume they were, what are they? But we haven't met here to discuss
the psychology of conversion. I only mention this, because it may simplify your task, perhaps narrow
your search. If it is true, it would jolly well narrow it to that narrow-faced rascal Elias,
and I shouldn't wonder, for a more creepy, cold-blooded, sneering devil I never saw.
Father Brown sighed. He always reminded me of poor Stein, he said. In fact, I think he
he was some relation.
Oh, I say, began Neres, when his protest was cut short by the door being flung open,
revealing once more the long, loose figure and pale face of young home,
but it seemed as if he had not merely his natural, but a new and unnatural pallor.
Hello, cried Neres, putting up his single eyeglass.
Why have you come back again?
Home crossed the room rather shakily without a word, and sat down heavily in a chair.
Then he said, as in a sort of daze,
I missed the others. I lost my way. I thought I'd better come back.
The remains of evening refreshments were on the table, and Henry Holm, that lifelong prohibitionist,
poured himself out a wine-glass full of liquor brandy and drank it at a gulp.
You seem upset, said Father Brown.
Home had put his hands to his forehead and spoke as from under the shadow of it.
He seemed to be speaking to the priest only in a low voice.
I may as well tell you, I have seen a ghost.
A ghost, repeated Nara's in astonishment.
Whose ghost?
The ghost of Gideon Wise, the master of this house, answered home more firmly,
standing over the abyss into which he fell.
Oh, nonsense, said Narras, no sensible person believes in ghosts.
That is hardly exact, said Father Brown, smiling a little.
There is really quite as good evidence for many ghosts as there is for most crimes.
Well, it's my business to run after the criminals, said Narras,
rather roughly, and I will leave other people to run away from the ghosts. If anybody at this time of day
chooses to be frightened of ghosts, it's his affair. I didn't say I was frightened of them,
though I dare say I might be, said Father Brown. Nobody knows till he tries. I said I believed in them,
at any rate, enough to want to hear more about this one. What exactly did you see, Mr. Home?
It was over there on the brink of those crumbling cliffs. You know there is a sort of gap or crevice
just about the spot where he was thrown over.
The others had gone on ahead,
and I was crossing the moor toward the path along the cliff.
I often went that way,
for I liked seeing the high seas dash up against the crags.
I thought little of it tonight,
beyond wondering that the sea should be so rough
on this sort of clear moonlight night.
I could see the pale crests of spray
appear and disappear as the great waves leapt up at the headland.
Thrice I saw the momentary flash of foam in the moonlight,
and then I saw something inscrute about,
The fourth flash of the silver foam seemed to be fixed in the sky. It did not fall. I waited with
insane intensity for it to fall. I fancied I was mad, and that time had been for me mysteriously
arrested or prolonged. Then I drew nearer, and then I think I screamed aloud. For that suspended
spray, like unfallen snowflakes, had fitted together into a face and a figure, white as the
shining leper in a legend, and terrible as the fixed lightning.
And it was Gideon Wise, you say?
Home nodded without speech.
There was a silence broken abruptly by Nara's rising to his feet,
so abruptly, indeed, that he knocked a chair over.
Oh, this is all nonsense, he said, but we'd better go out and see.
I won't go, said Home with sudden violence.
I'll never walk that path again.
I think we must all walk by that path to-night, said the priest gravely.
Though I will never deny it has been.
a perilous path to more people than one. I will not. God, how you all goad me, cried home,
and his eyes began to roll in a strange fashion. He had risen with the rest, but he made no motion
towards the door. Mr. Holmes, said Nairis firmly, I am a police officer, and this house,
though you may not know it, is surrounded by the police. I have tried to investigate in a friendly
fashion, but I must investigate everything, even anything so silly as a ghost. I must ask you
to take me to the spot you speak of.
There was another silence while home stood heaving and panting as with indescribable fears.
Then he suddenly sat down on his chair again, and said with an entirely new and much more composed voice,
I can't do it. You may just as well know why. You will know it sooner or later. I killed him.
For an instant there was the stillness of a house struck by a thunderbolt and full of corpses.
Then the voice of Father Brown sounded in that.
an enormous silence, strangely small like the squeak of a mouse. Did you kill him deliberately,
he asked. How can one answer such a question answered the man in the chair, moodily gnawing his
finger? I was mad, I suppose. He was intolerable and insolent, I know. I was on his land,
and I believe he struck me. Anyhow, we came to a grapple, and he went over the cliff.
When I was well away from the scene, it burst upon me that I had done a crime that cut me off from
men. The brand of cane throbbed on my brow and my very brain. I realized for the first time that I had
indeed killed a man. I knew I should have to confess it sooner or later. He sat suddenly erect in his chair.
But I will say nothing against anybody else. It is no use asking me about plots or accomplices.
I will say nothing. In the light of the other murders, said Neres, it is difficult to believe that
the quarrel was quite so unpremeditated. Surely somebody sent you there?
I will say nothing against anybody I worked with, said home proudly, I am a murderer,
but I will not be a traitor. Nara's stepped between the man and the door, and called out
in an official fashion to someone outside. We will all go to the place anyhow, he said,
in a low voice to the secretary, but this man must go in custody. The company generally felt
that to go spook hunting on a seacliff was a very silly anti-climax after the confession
of the murderer. But Nara's, though the most skeptical in
scornful of all, thought it his duty to leave no stone unturned, as one might say, no gravestone
unturned. For after all, that crumbling cliff was the only gravestone over the watery grave of poor
Gideon Wise. Nairus locked the door, being the last out of the house, and followed the rest across
the moor to the cliff. When he was astonished to see young Potter, the secretary, coming back
quickly towards them, his face in the moonlight looking white as a moon. "'By God, sir,' he said,
speaking for the first time that night.
There really is something there.
It's just like him.
Why, you're raving, asked the detective.
Everybody's raving.
Do you think I don't know him when I see him?
cried the secretary with singular bitterness.
I have reason to.
Perhaps, said the detective sharply,
you are one of those who had reason to hate him,
as Hulke had said.
Perhaps, said his secretary.
Anyhow, I know him,
and I tell you I can see him standing there,
stark and staring under this hellish moon. And he pointed towards the crack in the cliffs where they
could already see something that might have been a moonbeam or a streak of foam, but which was already
beginning to look a little more solid. They had crept a hundred yards nearer, and it was still
motionless, but it looked like a statue in silver. Nairus himself looked a little pale, and seemed
to stand debating what to do. Potter was frankly as much frightened as home himself, and even
Byrne, who was a hardened reporter, was rather reluctant to go any nearer if he could help it.
He could not help considering it a little quaint, therefore, that the only man who did not seem
to be frightened of a ghost was the man who had said openly that he might be, for Father Brown
was advancing as steadily, at his stumping pace, as if he were going to consult a notice-board.
"'It don't seem to bother you much,' said Byrne to the priest.
And yet I thought you were the only one who believed in spooks.
"'If it comes to that,' replied Father Brown,
"'I thought you were one who didn't believe in them.
"'But believing in ghosts is one thing,
"'and believing in A ghost is quite another.'
"'Burn looked rather ashamed of himself
"'and glanced almost covertly
"'at the crumbling headlands in the cold moonlight,
"'which were the haunts of the vision or delusion.
"'I didn't believe in it till I saw it,' he said.
"'And I did believe in it till I saw it,' said Father Brown.
"'The journalist stared after him
"'as he went stumping across the great waist
ground that rose towards the cloven headland like the sloping side of a hill-cuttened
to. Under the discolouring moon, the grass looked like a long grey hair all combed one way by the wind,
and seeming to point towards the place where the breaking cliffs showed pale gleams of chalk
in the grey-green turf, and where stood the pale figure, or shining shade that none could yet
understand. As yet, that pale figure dominated a desolate landscape that was empty, except for the
black square back and business-like figure of the priest advancing alone towards it.
Then the prisoner home broke suddenly from his captors with a piercing cry,
and ran ahead of the priest falling on his knees before the specter.
I have confessed, they heard him crying. Why have you come to tell them I killed you?
I have come to tell them that you did not, said the ghost, and stretched forth a hand to him.
Then the kneeling man sprang up with quite a new kind of scream, and they knew it was the
hand of flesh. It was the most remarkable escape from death in recent records, said the experienced detective
and the no less experienced journalist. Yet, in a sense, it had been very simple after all. Flakes and shards of the
cliff were continually falling away, and some had caught in the gigantic crevice so as to form what was
really a ledge or pocket in what was supposed to be a sheer drop through darkness to the sea. The old man,
who was a very tough and wiry old man, had fallen on this lower shoulder of rock, and had passed a
pretty terrible 24 hours in trying to climb back by Craigs that constantly collapsed under him,
but at length formed by their very ruins a sort of stairway to escape.
This might be the explanation of Holmes' optical illusion about a white wave that appeared
and disappeared and finally came to stay. But anyhow, there was Gideon Wise, solid and bone and sinew
with his white hair and white dusty country clothes and harsh country features, which were, however,
a great deal less harsh than usual.
Perhaps it is good for millionaires to spend 24 hours on a ledge of rock within a foot of eternity.
Anyhow, he not only disclaimed all malice against the criminal, but gave an account of the matter
which considerably modified the crime.
He declared that Home had not thrown him over at all, that the continually breaking ground
had given way under him, and that Home had even made some movement as of attempted rescue.
On that providential bit of rock down there, he said solemnly,
I promised the Lord to forgive my enemies, and the Lord would think it might be mean if I didn't
forgive a little accident like that. Home had to depart under police supervision, of course,
but the detective did not disguise from himself that the prisoner's detention would probably be
short, and his punishment, if any, trifling. It is not every murderer who can put the murdered
man in the witness box to give him a testimonial. It's a strange case, said Byrne, as the detective
and the others hastened along the cliff path towards the town.
It is, said Father Brown.
It's no business of ours,
but I wish you'd stop with me and talk it over.
There was a silence, and then Byrne complied, by saying suddenly,
I suppose you were thinking of home already,
when you said somebody wasn't telling all he knew.
When I said that, replied his friend,
I was thinking of the exceedingly silent Mr. Potter,
the secretary of the no longer late, or, shall we say, lamented Mr. Gideon Wise.
"'Well, the only time Potter ever spoke to me, I thought he was a lunatic,' said Burns, staring.
"'But I never thought of his being a criminal. He said something about it all having to do with an icebox.'
"'Yes, I thought he knew something about it,' said Father Brown reflectively.
"'I never said he had anything to do with it. I suppose Old Wise really is strong enough to have climbed out of that chasm.'
"'What do you mean?' asked the astonished reporter. Why, of course he got out of that chasm, for there he is.'
The priest did not answer the question but asked abruptly,
What do you think of home?
Well, one can't call him a criminal exactly, answered Byrne.
He never was at all like any criminal I ever knew.
And I've had some experience, and of course Nara's has had much more.
I don't think we ever quite believed him a criminal.
And I never believed him in another capacity, said the priest quietly.
You may know more about criminals.
But there's one class of people I probably do know more about than you do,
or even Neres for that matter.
I've known quite a lot of them, and I know their ways.
Another class of people repeated Byrne, mystified.
Why, what class do you know about?
Penitence, said Father Brown.
I don't quite understand, objected Byrne.
Do you mean you don't believe in his crime?
I don't believe in his confessions, said Father Brown.
I've heard a good many confessions, and there was never a genuine one like that.
It was romantic. It was all out of books.
Look how he talked about having the brand of cane. That's out of books. It's not what anyone would feel who had in his own person done a thing hitherto horrible to him. Suppose you were an honest clerk or shop boy, shocked to feel that for the first time you'd stolen money. Would you immediately reflect that your action was the same as that of Barabas? Suppose you'd killed a child in some ghastly anger. Would you go back through history till you could identify your action with that of an idumium pontetate named Herod?
believe me, our own crimes are far too hideously private and prosaic to make our first thoughts
turn towards historical parallels, however apt. And why did he go out of his way to say he would not
give his colleagues away? Even in saying so he was giving them away. Nobody had asked him so far to
give away anyone or anything. No, I don't think he was genuine, and I wouldn't give him absolution.
A nice state of things, if people started getting absolved for what they hadn't done. And, Father
Brown, his head turned away, looked steadily out to see.
But I don't understand what you're driving at, cried Byrne.
What's the good of buzzing round him with suspicions when he's pardoned?
He's out of it anyway.
He's quite safe.
Father Brown spun round like a teetotum and caught his friend by the coat,
with unexpected and inexplicable excitement.
That's it, he cried emphatically.
Freeze on that.
He's quite safe.
He's out of it.
That's why he's the key of the whole puzzle.
Oh, help, said Byrne feebly.
I mean, persisted the little priest, he's in it because he's out of it. That's the whole explanation.
And a very lucid explanation, too, said the journalist with feeling. They stood looking out to see for a time in silence,
and then Father Brown said cheerfully, and so we come back to the icebox. Where you have all gone
wrong from the first in this business is where a good many of the papers and the public men do go wrong.
It's because you assumed that there is nothing whatever in the modern world to
fight about except Bolshevism. This story has nothing whatsoever to do with Bolshevism, except perhaps as a
blind. I don't see how that can be remonstrated, Byrne. Here you have the three millionaires in
that one business murdered. No, said the priest in a sharp ringing voice. You do not. This is just the point.
You do not have three millionaires murdered. You have two millionaires murdered, and you have the third
millionaire very much alive and kicking and quite ready to kick. And you have that third millionaire
freed forever from the threat that was thrown at his head before your very face, in playfully polite terms,
and in that conversation you described as taking place in the hotel. Gallup and Stein threatened
the more old-fashioned and independent old Huxter that if he would not come into their combine,
they would freeze him out, hence the icebox, of course. After a pause he went on. There is undoubtedly a
Bolshevist movement in the modern world, and it must undoubtedly be resisted, though I do not
believe very much in your way of resisting it. But what nobody notices is that there is another movement
equally modern and equally moving. The great movement towards monopoly, or the turning of all
trades into trusts. That also is a revolution. That also produces what all revolutions produce.
Men will kill for that and against that, as they do for and against Bolshevism.
It has its ultimatums and its invasions and its executions.
These trust magnets have their courts like kings.
They have their bodyguard and bravos.
They have their spies in the enemy camp.
Home was one of Old Gideon's spies in one of the enemy camps,
but he was used here against another enemy,
the rivals who were ruining him for standing out.
I still don't quite see how he was used, said Byrne, or what was the good of it.
Don't you see, cried Father Brown sharply,
that they gave each other an alibi.
Byrne still looked at him a little doubtfully, though understanding was dawning on his face.
"'That's what I mean,' continued the other, when I say they were in it because they were out of it.
Most people would say they must be out of the other two crimes because they were in this one.
As a fact, they were in the other two because they were out of this one, because this one never happened at all.
A very queer, improbable sort of alibi, of course.
Improbable, and therefore impenetrable.
Most people would say a man who confesses a murder must be sincere. A man who forgives his murderer
must be sincere. Nobody would think of the notion that the thing never happened, so that one man
had nothing to forgive, and the other nothing to fear. They were fixed here for that night by a story
against themselves. But they were not here that night, for home was murdering old gallop in the
wood, while Wise was strangling that little Jew in his Roman bath. That's why I ask whether Wise was really
strong enough for the climbing adventure.
It was quite a good adventure, said Byrne regretfully.
It fitted into the landscape, and it was really very convincing.
Too convincing to convince, said Father Brown, shaking his head.
How very vivid was that moonlit foam flung up and turning into a ghost.
And how very literary!
Home is a sneak and a skunk, but do not forget that.
Like many other sneaks and skunks in history, he is also a poet.
The end.
End of Chapter 8.
End of the incredulity of Father Brown by G.K. Chesterton.
