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Episode Date: December 7, 2023The Interrupted Kiss by Richard Marsh audiobook. Genre: mystery In a quiet household where propriety is meant to keep life orderly, Clare is jolted awake in the dead of night by a nameless unease. He...r husband, Rupert, is not beside her, and when she searches the shadowed rooms she collides with her cousin Elsie, who has heard Rupert cry out in fear. Clare returns to find a baffling, unsettling sight: Rupert feeding papers into the fire, as if desperate to erase evidence before dawn. By morning, the family is struck by a brutal discovery - Uncle John, a grasping and thoroughly disliked moneylender, has been murdered. With motives scattered through old debts, bruised pride, and private entanglements, suspicion settles over everyone who shared a roof with the victim, and even the smallest domestic detail begins to feel like a clue. As Clare tries to protect the life she thought she understood, she is forced to weigh loyalty against truth, and affection against doubt, while the mystery tightens around a household full of secrets. At stake is not only the answer to a killing, but whether Clare and Rupert can reclaim the intimacy that was interrupted before everything went wrong. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 01 (00:34:49) Chapter 02 (01:12:31) Chapter 03 (01:41:15) Chapter 04 (02:22:47) Chapter 05 (02:51:14) Chapter 06 (03:25:33) Chapter 07 (03:55:08) Chapter 08 (04:29:21) Chapter 09 (05:02:12) Chapter 10 (05:39:11) Chapter 11 (06:08:20) Chapter 12 (06:43:38) Chapter 13 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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The Interrupted Kiss
By Richard Marsh
Chapter 1
In the Dead of Night
Mrs. Harmer
sat up in bed
trying to make out what had woke her.
Something had.
A few seconds ago she had been fast asleep.
Now she was wide awake.
Something had caused her to pass
from one state to another
with surprising quickness.
What was it?
The blind and curtains
rustled at the open window.
She could hear the breezes
whispering without.
But in the room,
room in the house all was still.
Yet she was conscious of a curious conviction that she had been roused from slumber by some
unusual sound, one which, despite the silence, still seemed echoing in her ears.
What could it have been?
She listened for her husband's breathing.
They occupied twin beds separated only by a pedestal cupboard.
She could always hear his breathing when he slept, though ever so lightly.
Now she could hear nothing.
Was he awake and listening as she was.
was. She wondered, whispering his name in a tone which, while audible to him if awake, would not
disturb him if he slept. Edwin? No reply. Then he was not awake. But if he slept, why could
she not hear him breathing? A sudden panic possessed her. Edwin! She spoke louder, in a tone which she knew
would reach him though he slept, for nothing was easier than to rouse him out of slumber. Yet, no
response. She waited for some moments, then, leaning from her bed towards his, she exclaimed
again, Edwin. This time, her voice sounded so portentously in the darkened room that she herself
was startled. She had never known him sleep so that such a sound would not have effectually aroused
him. But no answer came. There was not a movement in his bed. A suggestion that the first faint
gleams of dawn were not far off seemed to be stealing through the sides of the blind, but as yet
darkness still reigned. She tried to make out her husband's bed but could not. Seized with a curious
unreasoning fear if she knew not what. Getting out of her own bed with a half a step, she moved to his.
It was empty. The sense of touch told her so much. That explained the silence. The bedclothes were
thrown right back. The sheet felt cool to her hand. Apparently the bed had been unoccupied for
some little time. She felt for the candlestick which stood on the cupboard. It was gone and the
matches too. Probably he had taken them both. The discovery of their absence seemed to increase her
sense of discomforture. What in the darkness all alone there was she to do? His absence was open to any
one of half a dozen simple and natural explanations. Ordinarily, it would not have disturbed her.
She would have awaited his return, and after a question or two there would have been an end.
but then, to her disturbed imagination, everything wore an unwanted guise.
Throughout the preceding day, ever since their arrival at Timberham,
there had been an electrical quality in the air of which she was conscious, though unable to explain.
Something was going on which she did not understand.
Edwin had come to bed long after she had. His coming had disturbed her.
Even though she had been heavy with sleep,
she had felt that there had been something unusual in his bearing as he was preparing himself for bed.
in general the coolest and easiest tempered of men he had seemed both excited and angry when she spoke to him he had answered curtly almost rudely even in the midst of her sleepiness it had seemed to her dreadful that edwin should be so uncivil who was wont to be the most courteous of husbands
but so tired was she that before she could expostulate almost even before she knew it she was asleep again and had continued to sleep until suddenly she had been roused by she knew not what to find that edwin was
was not in his bed after all.
Was it his leaving the room which had roused her?
It might have been, yet she had a vague feeling
that it had been something much more startling than that,
something which had come from without, not from within.
Considering what time it must have been when Edwin came to bed,
he could hardly have gone to sleep before he was up again.
He had had no rest at all.
What could have disturbed him?
Where could he have gone?
What could he be doing?
"'Clair Harmar waited what seemed to her
"'to be an inordinately long while
"'without anything happening.
"'There was not a sound.
"'Not a sign of Edwin.
"'To her all seemed even strangely still.
"'To her excited imagination,
"'there was that in the very quality
"'of the silence which suggested that something unusual
"'was in the air.
"'Groping her way to the door,
"'opening it, she stood and listened.
"'In the passage it was darker than in the bedroom.
"'Nothing was to be either seen or heard.
With her hand against the wall, she went along it till she reached the main corridor beyond.
Timberham was a rambling old house all turns and twists.
Having gained the corridor, she paused, then moved to the left,
and had only taken half a dozen little steps when a voice, speaking close to her,
made her heart stand still.
Who's that?
She knew the voice.
It was Elsie Graham's.
Had it been some unknown monsters, it could hardly have frightened her more.
Elsie, how you frightened me?
"'Clair, is that you?
When I heard you coming, I thought I should have died.
My dear, my dear!'
Although they were now so close that they could touch each other
and were indeed promptly folded in each other's arms,
in the pitch darkness of the narrow winding passage
they still remained invisible.
They spoke in whispers.
"'Clair, did you hear that dreadful noise?'
"'Something disturbed me.
I wondered what it was.
When I woke there was such a din that I thought the house was tumbling down,
about my ears. When I went to my room door to find out what was the matter, the only thing I could
hear was Rupert's voice, shouting as if he had gone mad. Rupert? Claire, something dreadful has
been going on downstairs. I—I'm afraid to think what? Mrs. Harmar, becoming conscious
that the girl whom she held in her arms was only in her night attire, without even a dressing-gown,
realized was something of a shock, that she herself was in the same condition. That Elsie was in
the state of curious agitation was plain.
She could feel her, though the night was warm, trembling as with cold.
It was probably only the force of her own emotion which kept her from inquiring
how the other came to be wandering about alone.
Mrs. Harmar feared that she might ask at any moment.
What answer could she give?
The girl's words and manner affected her more than she would have cared to admit.
Evidently her presentiment had been justified.
The dead of the night had seen strange happenings.
How stupid she had been to leave her room in that wild goose fashion.
Suppose Elsie asked what had become of her husband.
Should she tell her that she had come in search of him,
after what she had hinted of terrible doings below?
Hardly.
That might be to entangle Edwin and she knew not what.
Her desire was to get back to her room as fast as she could before Edwin got there.
Before anyone, except Elsie, knew that she had left it.
She put her desire into instant execution.
Hush, Elsie, there's someone.
coming. Get back to your room. I'm going to mine, quick.
The words were but a faint. So far as she knew, no one was coming. There was not a sound to be
heard. All she wanted was an excuse to retreat. Losing Elsie, indifferent whether she went
or stayed, flying around her own corner as fast as the darkness would let her, she regained her
room to find that her husband had already returned. The lighted candle was on the mantel.
He was by the bedside in his pajamas, some papers in his right hand.
"'How did you get back?' she asked.
He replied to her question with another.
"'Where have you been?'
"'Edwin, I've been to look for you.
How you frightened me!
When I woke I found you weren't in your bed.
I wondered where you'd gone.
When I waited and you didn't come,
I thought that something must have happened.
I went to try to find you.
How did you get back without my seeing you?'
"'You've been to look for me.
How far have you been?'
was troubled by the singularity of his tone and manner. He spoke so abruptly, so harshly,
so threateningly. There was such a strange look upon his face. Of anger, and she knew not what beside.
His jaw was set so rigidly, so sternly. There was such a curious pallor about his cheeks
as if he were white with rage. Such a glare was in his eyes, in which, until then, when they
looked at her, they had scarcely ever known anything but a smile. This was not the sunny, light-hearted
careless, easy-going Edwin Harmar she had married. He was transformed. She stared at him,
her hand held to her side. She felt as if a cold finger had touched her heart.
I've only been to the corner. I can't make out how you got back here without my seeing you,
especially if you were carrying a light. I wasn't. I only lit up when I found that you weren't in the
room. Edwin, tell me. What happened? What have you been doing? I know it's silly, but you don't
know how, how anxious I have been.
She spoke with an intensity of which she was not conscious.
It affected him oddly.
He turned his back on her, as if he were aware that it was only by not seeing her face
that he could resist her appeal.
Don't ask me any questions now.
In the morning I'll tell you all there is to tell.
Get into bed.
He spoke hoarsely, as if it were with difficulty that he spoke at all.
Stretching out one of the papers he was holding towards the candle, it burst into
flame. She noticed that in shape it seemed a narrow oblong and that its color was blue.
He held it in his fingers while it was consumed.
What is that that you're burning? Don't you see that it's a paper?
Please do as I tell you, get into bed and go to sleep. Aren't you going to bed?
I am when I have burnt these papers. She would have liked to ask a dozen questions,
but she did not dare. She had never conceived of it as possible that she could be afraid of her
husband, but she was then. Consciously or not, she had hitherto regarded him as a more or less
irresponsible being who was to be steered through life by her. This new, curt, grim man scared
her. She was awed by the discovery that behind the man she knew was another of whose existence
she had not dreamed. Attempting no remonstrance, she got into bed as he bade her. She lay and
watched him burning the oblong-shaped blue papers one after the other. She can't
counted them. There were seven. It was noticeable how he held each between his finger and thumb
till it was utterly consumed. When they were all burned, he blew out the candle and got into
bed without a word. She waited for him to speak, when he still said nothing. Good night, she murmured.
Good night. His tone was gruff, as if he spoke against his will. She lay still, feeling as if
that cold finger were being pressed closer to her heart. When she could bear it,
no longer, she whispered.
Edwin, mayn't I come into your bed?
I'd rather you didn't. You're better where you are.
Go to sleep.
I never shall go to sleep if I stay here.
Please, please, may I come.
She spoke almost with a sob in her voice.
There was a momentary pause before he answered,
Come.
Nothing could have savored less of enthusiasm
than the sanctions so brusquely given.
yet she scrambled out of her bed into his as eagerly as if he had offered her the warmest of welcomes.
She snuggled into his arms, almost as it seemed against his will, but when she had once got there he held her tight.
She kissed him, and whispered, sweetheart. He said nothing, but his hold tightened.
Presently in his arms she was fast asleep, sleeping as quietly as sleeps a child.
But he did not close his eyes.
chapter two the news which the morning brought the sun was pouring in through the sides of the blind when there came a sharp wrapping at the bedroom door on the instant harmar wide awake inquired who's there a masculine voice replied
if you please mr harmar can i speak to you at once slipping from beneath the sheets harmar crossed towards the door his moving disturbed his wife who woke with a little startled exclamation
"'Edwin, what's the matter?
Where are you going? Who's at the door?'
Vout-safing no reply, her husband, passing through the door, drew it to behind him.
Not yet sufficiently awake to be clearly conscious of what was taking place,
she lay still with her head on the pillow.
Presently, the door reopened to admit her husband's head.
"'I'm going downstairs with Tyrell.'
Before she could speak, the door was shut again, and he was gone.
She sat up in bed effectually roused by his house.
his words and action. Gone downstairs with Tyrell. Why had he done that? In such haste that he could
not stay to put a dressing-gown over his pajamas. Tirea was her uncle's manservant, who under
his master ruled the household with a rod of iron. What could he want with Edwin that he should
so unceremoniously take him away? In the morning brightness, it was not easy to recall the
events of the night, in all their seeming portentous significance, but she remembered. Had
Tirell's abrupt bearing away of her husband anything to do with what had occurred in the
night, she wondered, conscious of a little fluttering in her bosom.
Suddenly there was a tapping at the panel of the door quite different from Tirelles.
That was authoritative, ominous, commanding attention. This was furtive, timid,
as if desirous of attracting as little attention as needs be. Yet there was about it a quality
which affected her more than the other had done her husband. Who is it?
A voice, which seemed as anxious as the tapping to evade notice, inquired,
"'May I come in?'
"'Alsey, is it you? Of course. Edwin's gone downstairs.'
The door opened to admit her cousin, Elsie Graham.
"'Why, my goodness, are you already dressed? I've been dressed some little while.
Whatever is the time. It's still early. Haven't you—haven't you heard?'
"'Heard what?' Mrs. Harmar glanced at her husband's walk.
which was on the pedestal cupboard at her side why it's not yet six o'clock what on earth has got you out of bed dressed at this hour of the morning is it rupert about the speaker's lips were the beginnings of a smile as she noticed the expression which was on the girl's face they vanished
elsie what is the matter why did you ask me if I'd heard Tyrell's just dragged Edwin off downstairs but I'm not the faintest notion why
Elsie was studying at the foot of the bed
with both hands clasping the brass rail
as if they found it necessary to clasp something.
Mrs. Harmar saw how white she was,
what an odd look was in her eyes,
how her lips seemed to twitch when she spoke,
which she did in a whisper,
which was only just audible to her cousin
sitting up at the other end of the bed.
Uncle John is dead.
Dead? Uncle John. Elsie.
He... he's been killed.
Killed? What do you mean?
"'He—he's been murdered in the night.'
There was silence.
The young women looked at each other.
What they saw in each other's eyes they alone knew.
It seemed to be something which caused their hearts to stand still.
Presently Elsie, moving from the foot of the bed, turning to the window,
began as if mechanically, unwittingly, to draw up the blind.
"'What are you doing?' asked Mrs. Harmar.
"'I beg your pardon.
I—I was forgetting.'
"'It doesn't matter.
now let's have all the sunshine that we can elsie drew the blind up to the top the morning
sun filled the room with a glow of golden light while the girl stood looking out of the
window seeing but she knew what mrs. Harmar asked speaking as if she touched on a forbidden topic
are you sure about uncle yes quite i've seen him there was something in the way in which
this was said which caused the other to shiver
Alcy turned towards the bed.
Words burst suddenly from her lips.
Claire, I've come to ask you not to tell anyone
that we saw each other in the middle of the night.
We didn't.
I certainly did not see you.
You know what I mean.
Please forget anything you may have heard me say.
I have forgotten.
Thank you.
Oh, Claire.
The girl put her hands up to her face with a sound
which was very like a sob.
Mrs. Harmar remonstrated.
"'Don't. It may be all a mistake.'
Lowering her hands, the girl regarded her cousin with a look in her eyes which was more eloquent than many words could have been.
Mrs. Harmar shut her eyes as if she preferred not to see what was in the others.
As if the purpose of her coming was fulfilled, Elsie moved towards the door, pausing as she reached it.
"'If anyone asks if you were disturbed in the night you are to say that you were not, you understand.'
"'I understand.
promise that you will say that nothing disturbed you.
I promise.
The girl went out.
Mrs. Harmar continued sitting up in bed,
something on her face which had not been there
when the girl had entered.
Leaning over the side of the bed,
she saw in the grate the ashes of the papers
which her husband had burned in the candle.
Slipping on to the floor,
she picked them up, scrap by scrap,
and crushed them in her hands
till nothing remained but the black stain upon her skin.
She had had her bath and had nearly completed her toilette when her husband reappeared.
If at his entrance she started, it was only for a moment.
She went on dressing with an appearance of outward calm.
In general he would have burst boisterously into the room, whistling or singing,
and would have addressed her laughingly if he had not taken her into his arms and kissed her,
for although they had been married more than two years,
until yesterday they had been still at that stage in which some husbands and wives are fonder than lovers.
Now he came in silently, and being in, said nothing.
His wife, without turning, could see in the looking-glass that he stood staring about him absent-mindedly,
as if uncertain what to do.
Something in his attitude seemed to pain her almost beyond bearing.
She asked, speaking with an effort which would have been perceptible to anyone but him.
What did Tyrell want you for?
Her question seemed to bring him back to earth with a bump.
Tyrell?
Oh
Something
Something dreadful has happened to your uncle
What?
Claire
He's dead
Dead
Try as she might
She could not bring into her tone
The ring of horror and surprise
Which she felt that the occasion demanded
Its absence went unnoticed by him
All his faculties
seemed to be engaged in the effort
To tell her something he found it
Very difficult to put into words
His readiness of tongue was a proverb
Nothing could have shown more clearly the odd condition he was in
than his stammering inability to find the words he wanted.
It looks, it looks, as if he had been murdered.
Again, she was vaguely conscious that the announcement ought to have shocked her into speechless amazement,
but she was so struck by peculiarity which she thought she noted in his tone that she forgot all else.
What do you mean by it looks?
Claire, God knows, God knows.
God knows.
This time his passionate reference
to the date he did shock her.
As he moved towards her, she,
as if without knowing it, drew back a little.
He threw out his arms with a gesture
which italicized his words.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
She eyed him,
as if something in his words or manner,
had sent her doubts traveling in a new direction.
What don't you understand?
Apparently, he had all at once become conscious
that in her bearing there was something singular.
He observed her as if he were
endeavouring to ascertain exactly what it was.
Suddenly, he drew himself up straighter.
His tone changed.
It became peremptory, hard.
I can only tell you that John Culver's dead.
As although he was your uncle,
no love was lost between us,
I can scarcely pretend to be very sorry.
How he came to his death
cannot be said with certainty
till a doctor has seen him.
Maynard has been sent for,
and by the time he's here I ought to be dressed.
He went to the bathroom, his towels over his arm.
His wife, left alone, surveying her pretty face in the mirror,
said to herself one or two curious things.
Is this the end?
Or is it only the beginning?
I wonder if I am sorry that Uncle John is dead.
She could see for herself how suddenly she changed countenance
that she replied to her own question.
I suppose it depends a good deal on how he died.
Chapter 3.
The Empty Room
Elsie Graham went from Mrs. Harmar's room,
straight into the garden, hatless, just as she was.
She felt that she would suffocate if she stayed in the house,
that she must breathe the clean, fresh air.
But she could not rid herself of that suffocating feeling
even when she was out of doors,
though it was the sort of mourning
in which her soul had been wont to delight.
Nothing surprises youth so much
as the rapidity with which the aspect of the world can be changed.
It seemed incredible that this could be the world in which she had gone to sleep last night.
Incredible.
That was a place in which it had been good to be alive,
and in which there was nothing but happiness.
This was the place unspeakable in which there was only blackness,
hiding from her the fact that the sun was shining.
She knew not where to go to escape her misery.
She knew indeed that she never could escape it,
but if only for an instant she could forget it.
She went quickly across the grass,
almost scampering in her eagerness to reach the wood
where, peradventure, oblivion might be found.
She had reached the gate which opened into the copse
when a sound came towards her through the air.
Elsie!
Someone called her name,
a voice which she knew well.
As she heard it, she reeled,
catching at the top of the gate with both her hands,
as if without its support she would have fallen.
Although she might not have admitted it even to herself,
it was to escape from the owner of that voice for at least a little while
that she'd been hurrying towards the woods.
Now that the sound of it came to her,
it was as though her limbs had been turned into lead
and her feet fastened to the ground.
She could not move.
Had hers been the gifts of the fairies she would
there and then have become invisible
or transported herself in the twinkling of an eye
to the other side of the world.
Being without them, since her limbs refused to perform for her
their proper offices, she could but cling
to the gate and await, helplessly, his coming, for he was coming, moving towards her across
the grass more rapidly even than she had done.
"'Wither away, child, at ten miles an hour! Are you for the woods so early in the morning?
It's an excellent idea, I'll come with you. But first, if my lady pleases—'
He made as if, as a matter of course, he would take her in his arms. She shrunk closer to the gate,
holding out her arm toward him off.
No, don't touch me.
"'Don't.'
He stared at her as if surprised.
"'But Elsie, I only want to finish the kiss I began last night.
"'Last night my uncle was not dead.
"'That is true.
"'But last night you promised you'd be my wife,
"'and despite the dear gentleman's departure for a better world,
"'that fact remains this morning.
"'It doesn't.'
"'She stood with her back, close up to the gate,
"'as if its near neighborhood gave her courage.
"'He was a tall, dark man, with a hairless
face, which looked as if it never needed shaving.
A clever face, with a strong mouth and chin.
The face of a man, who, if he was set on a thing, would not stick at a trifle to get it.
A critical spectator might have felt that they would make a well-matched pair.
Like him, she was all so tall, with a clear, colorless skin which goes with perfect health.
A great mass of hair whose hue suggested the young hazelnut, which has just been detached
from its green envelope, and gray eyes, which had a trick of looking half a dozen different
things in half a dozen consecutive seconds.
To Rupert Earl, it seemed that at that moment they looked at dozen different things at once.
There was a twinkle in his own dark orbs as he endeavored to resolve precisely what they
were.
The fact that last night you promised you would be my wife does not remain a fact this morning?
Well, well!
About the corners of his lips there was a hint of a smile, as if there was that in this young
lady's attitude which amused him.
his seeming enjoyment of the situation was evidently not shared by her.
Do you think that I don't know?
The words came from her as if she would have thrown them at him.
Know what?
Oh!
The exclamation was apparently involuntary, convulsive.
As she had done in Mrs. Harmar's bedroom,
she put her hand up to her face as if to veil her eyes.
Elsie, what's wrong? Tell me.
As if you didn't know.
You credit me with the knowledge which I lack.
Come, make a clean breast of it to your future husband.
My future husband, you, my God.
Again, covering her face with her hands, she stood shuddering as with palsy.
He waited till the paroxysm seemed to have spent itself.
Some bees got into your bonnet.
I wonder what it is.
Last night I told you what I've no doubt you knew already,
that I cared for you more than I thought I had it in me to care for any woman.
and you told me what seemed too good to be true that you cared for me a little don't speak of it i forbid you to speak of it but isn't it unreasonable now when this morning i come to you as my plighted wife you really seem to regard me as if i were a leper
"'That is not the proper way to treat your future husband.'
"'Mr. Earl. Mr. Earl?'
"'Rupert Earl, if you prefer that I should address you by your Christian name for the last time.
"'I've been wondering, since an early hour this morning, if this would be the attitude you'd take up.
"'I wondered if you'd have sufficient courage. There is only one condition on which I might become your wife.'
"'It's conceded. So long as you're my wife, what matters?'
"'Wait until you've heard.'
I believe I have read somewhere
that her wife cannot give evidence
against your husband on a capital charge.
If my being kept out of the witness box
were the only thing which could save you from the gallows
then, for your neck's sake, I might become your wife,
but in that case only.
As she spoke, she looked him straight in the face
and he looked at her.
But while her grey eyes seemed to blaze,
the twinkle in his dark ones had grown more pronounced.
His hands in his trousers' pockets,
his head thrust a little forward.
His lips pressed close together.
There was in every line of him the suggestion that Doggett does it.
Upon my honour, that's a nice thing to say to a man, last night's lover.
It's the truth, and all I have to say to you, or ever shall have.
Your, shall I put it, suggesting that I gave John Culver his quietus.
Well, if I did, never a man better deserved to have his neck well twisted.
You know it, though you're his niece.
All the world knows it.
Do you think I'd let a trifle like that stand between you and me?
Not much.
That kiss was unfinished last evening.
I've had it in my mind all through the night that I'd finish it this morning,
and as sure as we are still alive.
Claire!
Her sudden call diverted his attention.
He looked round.
In that instant, she had passed him and was away flying across the grass at the top of her speed,
calling as she went.
Claire, Claire!
Mrs. Harmar had just come out of the house.
When she heard her cousin's voice and saw her running, she advanced to meet her.
When they reached each other, the girl was trembling so that she could scarcely stand.
Elsie, what is the matter with you?
From whom have you been running away?
I've been running away from Rupert.
Running away from Rupert, but I thought,
it was generally rather the other way about.
Claire, don't say that.
Don't say it.
"'Don't talk like that ever again.
"'If I could, I'd hide myself from him at the bottom of the sea.
"'I'd go anywhere, do anything,
"'if I could make sure that he would never come near me again.'
"'Mrs. Harmar said nothing.
"'She looked at the excited girl with her pretty face all puckered up as if bewildered.
"'When Rupert Earl, quitting his solitude by the gate,
"'came towards them across the lawn,
"'Halsie would have continued her retreat,
"'but Mrs. Harmar stayed her, gripping her with unexpected strength by the arm.
don't be silly don't make a scene keep still don't you understand that if you don't want bad to become worse you must try to behave as if nothing had happened at least for the present
the words were spoken beneath her breath as if though there was no one near them she wished to run no risk of being overheard they seemed to have their effect upon the girl who replied in the same tone i'll keep still i won't make a scene only please let go of my arm you hurt
mrs harmar loosed her the two women waited side by side for the man's approach elsie white and tremulous claire with an appearance of greater ease the ghost of a smile upon her face earl broke into greeting while he was still at a distance
good morning mrs harmar isn't there a play called the adventures of a night it's been an adventurous night at timberham alarums and excursions robbers and thieves and i don't know what i have to sympathize with you
on the loss of your uncle.
Thank you, Mr. Earl.
Poor dear, good old man.
There was no love lost between us,
and I never pretended that there was.
Was there anyone who loved him?
I'll swear there was no one he ever loved.
Love and John Culver.
The Latin tag bids us speak no ill of the dead,
but at such a moment one must say something.
Only a week or two I warned him that,
if he wasn't careful, he'd never die in his bed,
and he hasn't.
"'Hello, Harmar!'
Edwin Harmar had come through an open French window.
Earl hailed him, shouting an inquiry.
"'Do you remember my telling, old Culver,
that if he didn't mind his peace and cues, he'd come to a bad end?'
Harmar came rapidly towards them, angrily.
"'Earl, don't be a fool, shouting out such things,
as if the whole world couldn't hear you.
"'The whole world can hear for all I care.'
"'But I care, and so do you, if you, if you're not so do you,
you're not an idiot. I've been wondering how I can get my wife out of the house, and Elsie.
They oughtn't to stop a moment longer than can be helped. Do you think the police will let them go?
What the deuce do you mean? My dear man, the whole house is suspect. Probably the attitude
of the police will be that the old gentleman's been done to death by some member of his own
household. They may suspect anyone, you or me. Here's Tyrell. What does he want? Possibly he's
to tell us that there's already a warrant out for our arrest.
Tyrell was a tall, thin man with a slight stoop.
His hair was just turning gray.
He was a person of few words and had the reputation of being bad-tempered.
How, if that was the case, he had managed to continue in John Culver's service for more than
thirty years, was a mystery.
A more trying master for a bad-tempered servant it would have been difficult to find.
At the present moment he seemed oddly disconcerted.
He was stroking his shape.
and chin with nervous fingers.
His eyes had a trick of looking at anyone
but the person whom he addressed.
Excuse me,
but can either of you gentlemen
tell me what has become of Mr. Paul Grave?
They stared at him,
his tone and manner were so strange.
It was Mr. Harmar who spoke.
Mr. Paul Grave, isn't he in his bedroom?
No, sir, that's exactly what he isn't.
It doesn't look as if he had been either.
A keen observer might have noticed
that Earl and Harmar exchanged glances, as it were involuntary glances. This time it was Earl who
spoke sharply as if the man's statement had annoyed him. Rubbish, I saw him go into his room with my own
eyes. I said good-night to him at his bedroom door. Then in that case he's not in it now.
Why should he be? Can't he have gone out for an early walk? Where's the mystery? Keep a tight hold of
yourself, Tyrell, or you'll be seeing something where there's nothing to be seen. I've met
cases like yours before.
Well, Mr. Earl, it's like
this. The maid went up to call
Mr. Polgrave, and when he didn't
answer, she looked in, thinking he might
be asleep. But he wasn't
in his room at all, and as the
bed hasn't been slept in, it doesn't
look as if he had been.
How do you know the bed hasn't been
slept in? The girl
fetched me to look. There was
everything exactly as she had left it last
night. The bed turned down,
his pajamas laid out.
Nothing touched. If, as you say, sir, he did go into his room, he never went to bed,
that's certain, sure. And where is he now? End of chapters one, two, and three.
Chapters four, five, and six of the interrupted kiss by Richard Marsh.
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Chapter 4. Inspector Falcon
There could be no doubt as to have to have to be no doubt as to have to have.
John Culver had come to his death, even had Dr. Banyard's pronouncement on the subject been
less assured. He had been struck on the head with a corner of a small iron cash box. The blow
had killed him. There was the box on the floor within a foot of where he lay to prove it
with his blood on one of the corners. Great force had been used, more than was necessary.
He was an old man in bad health. As Dr. Banyard put it, the action of his heart was so uncertain
that almost anything might have produced death. The mere shock
of discovering that he was being robbed would probably have been sufficient, and there would have
been no murder. He had been found in the room which was called the library, though practically the
only books which it contained were some treatises on the law of debt, on whose dicta he had been
too wise a man to lean. On the shelves, instead of books, were iron boxes. Three of these lay open on the
floor. What had been taken from them was not easy to determine. Probably something, though more had been
left behind.
one of the boxes was nearly filled with jewelry and valuable bric-a-brac done up neatly in parcels with names outside.
Queerly enough, from the policeman's point of view, the content seemed to have been left intact.
A second had been turned upside down with the apparent intention of facilitating the inspection of the papers with which it had been filled.
But it seemed that it was from the third that most had been taken.
The inference was that the thief was looking for some especial booty.
On opening the third box, he had seen it staring him in the face
and was about to make off with it when Culver, coming in, had caught him in the act.
Having gone so far, he did not hesitate to go a little farther,
and having disposed of the intruder made off with his spoils.
That at least was the conclusion to which the police came.
The village constable George Wilkins was the first representative of authority to come upon the scene.
Before long, he was joined by his official superior, Inspector Falcon,
from the local town of Branksham.
Country police are not, as a rule, the wisest of men,
but they are sometimes apt to make up in dogmatism
for what they lack in wisdom.
Inspector Falcon had not been in the house many minutes
before he knew about everything.
He could have reproduced the crime almost to the smallest detail.
He had the exact hour at which it had taken place,
the motive, even the criminal, all quite pat.
In Mr. Culver's bedroom, his watch had fallen
from a small table which stood beside his bed.
and had stopped at 18 minutes past two.
Tarrell testified that it was his master's invariable custom
to put his watch upon that table before he got into bed.
Inspector Falcon inferred that the old gentleman, disturbed by a noise in the night,
had gone down to see what had caused it.
Consciously or not, touching the table, he had knocked off the watch and the fall had stopped it.
The inspector decided that the murder had taken place within a very short time of the watch
having been stopped.
He was supported by the doctor's admission
that it was quite possible that John Culver
had been dead since 20 minutes past two.
In that way he arrived at the exact time.
The library was a good-sized room.
It had three windows which ran nearly
from the floor to the ceiling.
Like all the windows in the house they opened outwardly.
One of them had been found open.
On the flower bed without there were the footprints
of someone who had alighted heavily.
They had made deep incisions in the soil
as if someone had sprung through the window.
They could be traced right across the lawn,
which, owing to recent rain,
was soft and susceptible to the least impression,
and even across a flower bed beyond,
as if their owner in his haste had gone,
blundering in the darkness heedlessly over it.
In Walter Pahlgrave's deserted bedroom
were found a pair of poose which fitted these footprints
to a nicety.
Inspector Falcon inferred
that caught by John Culver in the act of committing robbery,
the thief had passed without hesitation
from the lesser crime to the greater,
and then had fled through the night
to escape the consequences of what he had done.
So he arrived at the criminal.
Whatever had prompted Walter Paul Graves' departure from Timberham,
it did seem that he had started unexpectedly and in haste.
There was the state of his room to show it.
He might have taken somebody else's property with him,
but his own personal belongings he had left behind.
Apparently he had gone away,
according to Inspector Falcon,
between two and three o'clock in the morning,
in a dinner jacket suit without an overcoat and hatless.
So far as was ascertainable,
his other garments were still in his room.
He had brought a suitcase with him from town.
There was the case, there were the clothes he had been wearing on his arrival.
The odds and ends the maid remembered to have seen unpacked.
According to her, she had done the room when he went down to dinner
and she was sure it was precisely as she had left it.
Mr. Earl might have seen him go into his room.
He had touched nothing in it if he had.
had, that she was prepared to swear.
On the dressing-table, among other papers, was a letter from a firm of money-lenders in town.
It was characteristic of Paul Grave that he should have left communication of such a delicate
nature and of such importance where, practically anyone could see it.
It was a very brusquely worded intimation to the effect that they would stand no more nonsense,
and that if, before a certain specified date, he did not come to a satisfactory arrangement
they would, without further notice, take steps which he would find most and pleasant.
The letter was signed, Tuckrings, the name by which the firm was known, too well known.
There were no more notorious usurers in England.
The accident that such a letter should have been found in that house was rendered more
remarkable by the fact that it was commonly understood that Pallgrave's host, John Culver,
was Tuckrings.
In how many concerns of the kind he had a controlling hand, probably no one of the kind of
one knew but the old gentleman himself, but there were sufficient reasons for associating him
with the most unsavory of them all. Paul Grave had received no invitation. He had sent a
telegram to say that he was coming. Mr. Culver had opened and read the telegram while Tyrell
was waiting to learn if there was any answer. He had read it twice, then had laughed ungenially.
Old Culver's cheery laugh, as it was satirically called, had been famous for more than one generation.
Mr. Walter Paul Grave telegraphs to inform me that he proposes to favor me with his company in my house tonight.
See that a room is prepared for him.
As Mr. Earl and Mr. Harmar will be here, we shall be a merry party.
Those, Tyrell reported, were the words he had uttered when he had read the telegram a second time.
When he spoke of a merry party, he laughed again.
What he meant by the illusion Tyrell did not know.
Inspector Falcon inferred that Palgrave owed Tuckering's money.
that he had come down to ask John Culver to give him time or to prefer some similar request,
that Culver had refused. That, grown desperate in consequence,
Paul Grave formed some wild scheme to get hold of the proofs of his indebtedness,
which he knew that his host had in his possession, that Culver caught him in the act of
putting his scheme into execution, and there was the motive.
Intentionally or not, some members of the household lent color to the inspector's inferences,
making it very clear to himself that he was on the right track.
He held a sort of informal court of inquiry at which everybody was asked questions.
It came out that there had been what was, in all probability, a stormy scene between Paul Grave and his host.
Everyone agreed that they had not seemed on good terms at dinner, and were with difficulty
prevented from saying things to each other which were not of a complimentary kind.
Something else came out, that, after dinner, a good deal had been drunk.
It was not easy for the inspector to get all the information he required.
that Mrs. Harmar and Miss Graham, Mr. Harmar and Rupert Earl, and even Tyrell, were unwilling
witnesses, was obvious enough. The inspector was good enough to inform them that, while he respected
their wish to keep silent on all subjects on which silence should be kept, it would be better
for all parties concerned that they should tell everything which, sooner or later, would have
to be told, possibly under more disagreeable conditions than the present. His little exordium
had not, however, the effect of inducing volubility.
What he did get from them was not God easily.
He did not attempt to conceal from them that, in his opinion, they were keeping from him as much as they possibly could.
It seemed that, on the preceding evening after dinner, Mr. Culver had retired alone to the library.
Miss Graham went with Mr. Earl for a stroll, while Mrs. Harmar had gone with her husband and Walter Pahlgrave to the billiard room.
Apparently, the only person who saw John Culver afterwards was Tyrell, who, according to custom, went to him at ten o'clock.
to inquire if anything more was wanted.
Mr. Culver, who did not seem to be in the best of tempers,
informing him that there was not,
told him to go to bed at once,
expressly forbidding him to wait up for the others.
Tyrell admitted that he did not go to bed at once.
Shortly afterwards, he heard the old gentleman go upstairs
and bang his bedroom door.
He himself went about eleven.
Miss Graham and Mr. Earl had come in long before then,
and the two ladies had retired.
Tirell looked in at the billiard room before he went.
The three gentlemen were playing cards.
Mr. Pallgrave asked him if there were any more whiskey in the house.
A decanter nearly full of whiskey and another about half full of brandy
had been taken into the billiard room shortly after dinner.
The whiskey decanter was empty.
Tyrell refilled it.
When he went into the billiard room in the morning,
he saw that both decanters were empty.
Apparently, the three gentlemen between them had dispose of practically
two bottles of whiskey and half a pint of brandy.
Messrs. Earl and Harmar declared that when they went to bed about two, the whiskey decanter
was quite half full, and the brandy had not been touched. How both decanters came to be found
empty, they did not understand. They admitted that, though not intoxicated, Mr. Polgrave had
had enough to drink. I am afraid, observed the inspector when he had made an end of asking
questions, that if Mr. Polgrave does not put in an appearance very soon and explained several
things which badly need explaining, he'll find himself in an uncomfortable position. Very uncomfortable
indeed. I can quite understand the wish of his friends to screen him, but, from the evidence
before me, it strikes me that we shan't have to look very far for the guilty party.
When Messrs Earl and Harmar were alone, they looked at each other oddly. Rupert Earl laughed
out loud. Edwin Harmar indulged in what might be described as a wry smile.
"'Where?' he demanded.
"'Can you find a finer natural idiot than a country policeman?'
Earl laughed again.
"'Ye whales and little fishes, what beats me is where do they get them?
Do they stick in an advertisement?
Wanted, a fool to represent the strong arm of the law?
If that's the method, it proves that advertising brings what's wanted.'
Mrs. Harmar said to Miss Graham as they were crossing the hall,
"'I want to speak to you. Come to my bedroom.'
When they were in the bedroom, she shut the door.
It was some seconds before she showed any inclination to enter on the subject to which she had alluded.
Miss Graham was standing by the open window with her face rigid and set.
Mrs. Harmar pretended to put some feminine trifles into their proper places.
She was arranging some ribbons when she spoke.
Elsie, do you believe that Walter Paul Grave did it?
It seemed as if her tone was almost studiously careless in striking contrast.
to the other's passionate intensity.
Claire, do I believe?
I wish I could.
That rather suggest a kindly thought for Walter.
You know what I mean.
Elsie, you and I must understand each other.
It seems that there's going to be a coroner's inquest
and all sorts of horrid things.
You and I may be wanted to give evidence.
Claire.
Edwin did think of taking both of us far, far away,
but it seems that that would never do.
They might think all sorts of dredger.
things of us. Of course, if they want me in the witness box, though I don't see what's the use
because I know absolutely nothing. Nor I. Then that's understood. Under all circumstances,
we know nothing. Nothing. The girl echoed the word with her hands tightly clenched and her face
turned away. Presently she spoke again. Mrs. Harmar was still busy with her ribbons. Suppose they
find him? In that case we may have to come to a fresh understanding. Do you think they'd do
anything to him? I have had no actual experience of the working of the law, as you know, but I rather
fancy that there's no telling what the law will do. If Inspector Falcon represents it,
it looks as if the law would hang him. Claire? Contrary to what I believe is the usual opinion,
I am inclined to think that men can be even greater fools than women. Take Walter Paulgrave. The most
charming of men and the biggest simpleton.
He probably blames our dear uncle for everything,
but if it hadn't been uncle, it would have been another.
He was bound to be devoured by someone.
He is one of those fools who have money who are made for men who have brains.
Born with a silver spoon in his mouth,
he might have made for himself a great career,
instead of which he's wandering about the world in a dinner jacket
with the police at his heels.
If they catch him,
as I've already said, then we may have
to come to a fresh understanding, but we'll wait until they do.
If Inspector Falcon adequately represents the police, I should say he's in no danger.
I hope, Elsie, you're not going to make an idiot of yourself.
In what way?
I trust.
You must excuse my putting it coarsely.
You're not going to jilt Rupert Earl.
Do you think I could marry him?
You said you would.
Last night.
You love him.
Now?
Now.
You're not the sort of girl who can stop loving a man to order.
Even if what you say is true, you wouldn't advise me to marry him.
You couldn't.
Who, as it says, morality's a question of degrees of latitude.
I believe in some parts of America all gentlemen carry a gun.
They did as recently as yesterday.
Not long ago, I heard Uncle say that he knew a woman, an American woman,
a nice American woman, whose husband had used his gun quite a deal.
He himself did not know just how much.
uncle said she was the happiest wife he had ever met and her husband was devotion itself contrary to the received tradition i don't think it's easy for any woman to care about any man but if she does care for one man that's all she need care about
i don't agree with you you do that's your feeling even more strongly than it is mine you care for rupert earl as you'll never care for anyone else if you won't let him make you his wife you'll be a sorry woman all your life
"'Then I'll be a sorry woman.
"'Chinese tortures wouldn't make me marry Rupert Earl.
"'I'd sooner kill myself a thousand times.'
"'Miss Graham rushed out of the room
"'before her cousin had time to speak another word.
"'Mrs. Harmar left alone, with a whimsical smile,
"'surveyed the ribbons which she had been so neatly arranging.
"'She proposed to herself rather a singular problem.
"'I wonder if Edwin were not my husband, if I would marry him, now.'
all at once she laid herself downward on the bed and without any apparent reason she began to cry chapter five the will which was produced and the will which wasn't
the tragedy occurred on friday night the coroner commenced his inquest on the following tuesday john culver was buried on the thursday it looked at first as if a mr fincham who had acted as a sort of confidential clerk and isaac lazarus a solicitor would be the only one
mourners. But almost at the last moment Mrs. Harmar induced her husband to go,
and at Harmar's suggestion Rupert Earl went to keep him company.
"'The idea,' Earl told him,
"'of my figuring as a mourner at John Culver's funeral is something more than the height of the
ridiculous.'
"'You've as much reason to mourn as I have,' was Harmar's retort.
A great crowd was at the grave, drawn, doubtless, for the most part, by vulgar curiosity,
though among them there were some, not friends.
Culver had no friends, but chiefly neighbors who wished to show by their presence sympathy on so
tragic an occasion. Whether the sympathy was intended to be shown to the one who had gone or to those
who were left was doubtful. After the funeral, they were assembled in the morning room at Timberham
four persons, Mrs. Harmar and Miss Graham as representing John Culver's only known relations,
Edwin Harmar, as the husband of one of the ladies, and Isaac Lazarus as the man of law.
Rupert Earl had been asked to be present, but declining had betaken himself he alone knew where.
Mr. Lazarus was short and puny with carefully trimmed mustache and curly black logs.
He wore a flourishing air and a diamond ring on his right hand, a little finger.
A pair of gold-rimmed glasses were balanced on his nose, through which he seemed to beam.
About him was an atmosphere of geniality, which was, perhaps occasionally a trifle overdone.
He opened the proceedings in a voice which his late client,
who had a keen eye for physical peculiarities,
have been wont to describe as a juicy.
I suppose it is hardly necessary for me to tell you
that it is only in a very limited sense
that I can describe myself as the late Mr. Culver's solicitor.
And here, since I may have to touch on delicate matters,
may I ask, ladies, if I have your permission to speak plainly.
You can speak as plainly as you like.
This was Mrs. Harmar.
Elsie, sitting bolt upright on her chair, said nothing.
Mr. Lazarus accepted her silence as signifying acquiescence.
Thank you, ladies, thank you.
It is always well on these occasions to know what line one is to take,
though I assure you I won't speak any more plainly than I can help.
It's no secret to begin with,
that the late Mr. Culver employed in his time,
probably more solicitors than any other man in England.
Practically he had one in every town in England.
one or other of them was always at work for him.
He had its own ways of doing business.
One of his ways was to regard a solicitor as a sort of thumb-screw
to be used whenever necessity required.
I fear sometimes there was no absolute necessity.
If one of his innumerable debtors was five minutes in arrears,
a local solicitor was set at him before he was ten.
He was a remarkable man.
I was only connected with him in what I would term,
certain intimate personal matters.
I never acted for him
in the ordinary, that is,
his ordinary way of business.
For instance, I drew up
for him his will.
Perhaps I had better say a will.
It's in this envelope.
He held up the envelope for them
to see.
This will was drawn up and duly executed
rather more than four years ago.
Some nine months ago he told me
in my office that he had recently
drawn up another will,
but it has not been found.
As I need not tell you,
owing to certain painful occurrences,
we have only been able to search for it to a limited extent.
He may have kept it in any one of twenty places
to which access has not yet been obtained,
and it may yet be discovered.
Under these circumstances, it is for you, ladies,
to say if you would like me to read to you the document
which I have in this envelope.
Mrs. Harmar was again the first to answer.
I don't see any reason why you shouldn't read it.
I don't know, Elsie, if you do.
Miss Graham's tone and manner could hardly have been more frigid.
As you please, I'm indifferent.
Mr. Lazarus can read what he likes.
Thank you, ladies.
I have again to thank you.
It was wonderful how thankful Mr. Lazarus was able to be for very little.
He proceeded to read badly,
what seemed to his auditors to be an interminable ferrago of unintelligible phrases.
Mrs. Harmar cut him ruthless,
this short. Really, Mr. Lazarus, I'm afraid we don't understand very clearly what it is your reading.
Can't you tell us briefly what all that comes to? Certainly, and with pleasure.
This will, Mrs. Harmar, practically leaves you everything your uncle died possessed of.
With the exception of certain legacies, among them being an annuity of sixty pounds per annum
to his servant Alfred Tyrell, you get all. Do you mean to say that my cousin gets nothing?
in this will
Miss Graham's name is not mentioned
but it's monstrous
ridiculous, absurd
my dear Elsie
did you ever know anything so silly
but I'm sure you won't imagine
that I'm going to rob you
Mrs. Harmar who had risen
excitedly from her seat
was standing in front of Miss Graham
who was calmless personified
Uncle was at liberty to do as he liked with his own
How will you be robbing me by observing his wishes
His wishes as if
anyone cared for the wishes of such a one as he was.
Mr. Lazarus, suppose that will were not in existence, what would be the result?
If no other was discovered, Mr. Culver would be presumed to have died in testate.
His property would be divided in certain recognized proportions between his next of kin.
Whose property are those sheets of paper you are holding in your hand?
That's not an easy question to answer.
This document, being the original will, has, after certain
formalities have been observed to be deposited at Somerset House, where it will be kept for
purposes of reference. Suppose I were to tear it to pieces and put the pieces on the fire.
Then you would have to stand trial on a criminal charge and would, beyond doubt, be severely punished.
This is certainly not your property. The law very correctly regards a will, especially when the
testator is dead as a very sacred instrument. But I am not forced to do what that paper says.
As regards yourself, no.
You need not accept a penny of your uncle's money.
Or, having accepted it, you can pass it on to Brown, Jones, or Robinson.
But let me point out that it is by no means clear that this will is valid.
In other words, that it is your uncle's last will in testament.
Perhaps I had better explain exactly what the situation is.
You certainly had, as it is it seems to me to be intolerable.
In the first place, let me point out that nothing is more natural than the absence from this document of Miss Graham's name.
Why do you say that? You have not the slightest right to say it.
It is a question of dates. This will is dated nearly four years ago. At that period, you were unmarried, you lived with your uncle.
I doubt if you realize that you had any other relative in the world. That's true, I didn't. You know, Elsie, how secretive
if he was. Of course I know. More than twelve months after this will was signed, to the best of my
knowledge and belief, Mrs. Graham wrote from New Zealand to Mr. Culver to call to his attention
for the first time, to the fact of her existence. I remember his telling me that he had lately
heard from a sister who, he had supposed, had been dead for years. I can, if I refer, give you
the exact date on which he told me that. Do you see that the omission of Miss Graham's name from
this will is explained.
When it was drawn, he did not know
there was a Miss Graham.
We now come to the question of a later
will. Miss Graham
arrived in England at her uncle's invitation
rather more than two years ago.
She came a week before my marriage,
just in time to be my bridesmaid.
I shouldn't have had a bridesmaid if it hadn't been for her.
As I have said, some nine months ago,
he told me that he had made another will.
I asked him who had drawn?
it and he informed me messrs mirham and kirby affirm of the highest standing when on saturday i heard of mr culver's tragic fate i thought it my duty to communicate with them and they advised me in the strictest confidence what was the purport of that will they have a draft of the instructions they received from him and on which they acted what was its purport it upset this one entirely miss graham was to have far the larger part of the estate your share would
to be a comparatively insignificant one, and there were various legacies, in whose custody was that
will placed? That's the point. Mirham tells me that it was executed in his presence, and that
then Calvert took it away with him, as he understood to Timperham, to his house.
From observations he has made at different times, I have reason to believe that that will
was quite lately in existence. Mirham says that when he was down here so lately as the week before last,
he pointed out something in the grounds which he thought might be altered with advantage that mr culver replied that it would do for his time and that he had no doubt that when miss graham came into possession she turned the whole place upside down which seems to suggest that the will was existing then
obviously and will shortly be found so that that's so much waste paper is it allowed to ask what i am to have under this other will five hundred pounds a year it was miss graham's turn to start from her chair
"'Five hundred a year,' she cried.
"'Then that's a much more ridiculous will than this.'
She turned to her cousin.
"'Do you suppose I'm going to take practically everything
and leave you with such a pittance as that?'
"'One can exist on five hundred pounds a year.'
"'You can't, and if I have a word to say in the matter,
you're not going to try.
No one, so far as I'm concerned,
need trouble to look for such a will as that,
because I'll have nothing to do with it if it is found.'
Edwin Harmar interposed, speaking
for the first time.
Gently, you two, gently.
Don't you think that this discussion might
with advantage be postponed?
At present we don't know where we are.
Let's wait until we do.
Since apparently neither of you wishes
to take advantage of the other,
then you should be able to come to some quite equitable
arrangement. In the meantime,
may I ask Mr. Lazarus if Mr. Culver
has left anything behind?
My dear, sir, he's left an enormous sum of money.
A large part of it is out at interoper,
on all sorts of security in all kinds of places.
That part of the estate may take some time to realize.
I don't know if either of you ladies could be inclined to carry on the business.
What business?
That of usury?
And such odious usury.
Thank you, Mr. Lazarus.
You flatter me.
This was Mrs. Harmar.
Her cousin was even more emphatic.
When I think of how he got his money,
I feel as if I could not bring myself to touch a penny of it.
Indeed, I am not sure that I shall not decline to touch a penny under any circumstances whatever.
Let me advise you, Miss Graham, not to be so quixotic.
Mr. Lazarus, pressing the tips of his fingers together, regarded the ardent young lady with a beaming smile.
He went on,
It is within my knowledge that my late client had investments of a more normal kind, which could, if necessary, be readily turned into cash,
and which would probably produce a sum of at least half a million.
I believe I am within the mark when I say that.
Though he maintains such a modest establishment,
the late John Culver will be proved to have been a very wealthy man,
probably something more than a millionaire.
And, said Miss Graham to her cousin,
out of that mountain of money you're to have five hundred a year.
My dear Elsie, rejoined Mrs. Harmar.
By that will, you're to have nothing.
Who's to have five hundred?
a year, and who's to have nothing?
The inquiry came from Rupert Earl, who stood at the open French window.
You were good enough to ask me to assist at your little confabulation, but, as it was by
way of being a family matter, I thought it would be better, perhaps, that I should take a
stroll in the woods.
I hope that everything's turned out satisfactorily for everyone concerned.
Miss Graham, who chanced to be nearest to the window, chose to take the question as being
addressed specially to her.
Quite, thank you, for me.
"'Will you be so good as to let me pass?'
Without waiting for him to reply, she swept by him into the grounds.
He stood looking after her, then turned to Mrs. Harmar.
"'Which means?'
The lady shrugged her shoulders.
"'It sounds ridiculous, but honestly I don't know what it means,
except that it may mean that it's always risky for a mere man to try to play the part of Providence.
May I also go?'
He moved aside to let her pass, then touched her husband on the arm.
harmar which mere man does your wife suggest has played the part of providence you or me chapter six the missing gentleman a coroner's curiosity is apt to seem insatiable
no one may count on being beyond its reach every one who slept at timberham on that fateful night became a victim to his desire to know mr mrs harmar miss graham and mr earl each in turn were called upon to be a wightful night became a victim to his desire to know mr mrs harmar miss graham and mr earl each in turn were called upon to be a
witness, obviously unwilling witnesses they were.
Much that they would prefer to have kept hidden was dragged into the light,
yet, wittingly or not, they managed to convey the impression that,
in spite of all that the coroner could do, they were concealing much that they might,
if they chose, have made known.
From the first, Inspector Falcon's theory was adopted by the court.
Nothing had been seen or heard of Mr. Walter Pahlgrave.
It did seem extraordinary that a man leaving Timberham in the circumstances he
had done could have so completely escaped observation. The one clear fact seemed to be that he had
got out of a window in the middle of the night, hatless, coatless, and in a dinner suit. Beyond that,
nothing was either known or in the course of the inquest could be discovered. The coroner appeared to
have got two alternative explanations into his head. The first was, that in the course of his flight
he had met with untoward fate, but of that there was not a vestige of proof. In the immediate
neighborhood there was no water in which he could have been drowned, no precipice over which he could
have fallen. Had he committed suicide or himself been murdered, there would surely have been something
to show for it. There was absolutely nothing. Failing this first explanation, the coroner fell back
on what appeared to him to be a possible second. In some of the questions which he put to the witnesses,
he more than hinted that Walter Paul Grave was still at Timberham or its immediate neighborhood,
or somewhere, to the knowledge and the knowledge and
and with the connivance of some member or members of John Culver's household.
All the witnesses swore that they were in complete ignorance of Mr. Polgrave's whereabouts
and of his movements generally, since he was supposed to have retired to rest at two o'clock
on that eventful morning.
Yet one felt that the coroner was still unconvinced.
The attitude he took up was that it was a sheer impossibility for a gentleman attired as
Polgrave must have been to avoid discovery unless he was aided and abetted by someone.
It was daylight soon after he left.
Someone must have seen him
was surprised at the sight of a gentleman
tramping the country in such a garb.
He had walked more than 90 miles
if he had walked to London.
He must have halted somewhere for refreshment
where again his costume would have attracted attention.
The police had made minute inquiries
yet nothing had been reported.
If he had traveled by rail,
his appearance would have caused comment.
If he had bought other clothes
or changed those he had,
there seemed to be a dozen obvious reasons why the fact must have become known.
He had chambers in town, a house in Wiltshire.
Nothing was to be learned of him at either.
He had various relatives.
So far as could be ascertained, nothing had been seen or heard of him by them.
In any case, it was not easy to see how, without an accomplice, he could have reached them.
The coroner made it tolerably clear that, in his opinion,
the missing man could not have remained missing had he not had an associate or associates,
and that the probabilities were that those associates were members of the Timberham household.
Although he did not actually do so, so far as the impression made on the public mind was concerned,
he might just as well have named names.
As the inquest proceeded, the impression grew stronger that Mr. Walter Paul Grave
was keeping himself out of the way for a very sufficient reason.
One damaging piece of evidence after another came out against him.
It was shown that not only had he lived a dissipated and a reckless,
life, but also that he was a discredited and ruined man.
All his available property was pledged as security for loans from John Culver.
For some time he had been living on those advances.
Latterly, Culver had refused to advance more.
In his efforts to obtain cash from other sources he had, with a view of concealing the
real state of affairs, made statements which might easily have brought him within reach of
the criminal law.
John Culver, learning this, had called him sharply to book.
in consequence he had uttered threats which in the light of recent events were capable of the most sinister interpretation on the day before he came to timberham he had called at the office in town and publicly declared that if culver did not let him have more money he would kill him the fact that he had been drinking did not make matters much better
it was known that the title deeds of mr pallgrave's wiltshire estates were at timberham calver whose age and infirmities made travelling difficult and who transacted a great deal of business at his country house having had his own way of doing things had a habit of keeping a large number of such documents at least temporarily within his immediate reach
mr fincham culver's confidential clerk stated in evidence that the title deeds in question together with other papers referring to mr pallgrave's indebtedness were kept in the iron box which had been found open and nearly empty on the library floor
search had been made for them everywhere but they had not been found undoubtedly they had been taken out of the box it was not strange that the jury directed by the coroner brought in a verdict of wilful murder against walter paulgrave
The news reached Timberham by telephone.
John Culver had had a telephone installed in his library
and had been used, with its aid,
to transact a great deal of business
with his offices in different parts of the country.
Miss Graham had bribed one of the Timberham's tableboys
to get onto the telephone at the village post office
the moment the verdict was given.
She was sitting with Mrs. Harmar in the hall
with the library door wide open.
Of late, both ladies had evinced
the distinct disinclination to sit in the library itself.
Suddenly the telephone bell rang out.
Miss Graham, throwing down the book she was pretending to read, hurried through the open door.
When Mrs. Harmar followed her, she was holding the receiver to her ear.
"'Is that you, Parsons?' she was asking.
"'If you please, Miss,' came a voice along the wire.
The juries found Mr. Polgrave guilty of willful murder.
Miss Graham waited to hear no more.
The receiver fell from her hand onto the table with a crash.
The two young women stood staring at each other.
It would have been difficult to determine which looked the more troubled.
Mrs. Harmar whispered an inquiry.
What is it?
There was a whispered answer, an echo of the stable boy's own words.
The juries found Mr. Polgrave guilty of willful murder.
There was silence, as if each were too deeply moved for speech.
Then Miss Graham asked, still in a whisper,
What are you going to do?
Nothing.
The reply was spoken in a louder tone
as if Mrs. Harmar wished the other to understand
that loudness was synonymous with firmness.
Miss Graham looked at her,
then throwing herself across the table,
burst into a passion of sobs.
For some moments, Mrs. Harmar made no attempt to restrain her,
possibly because she was not sure
that her own feelings were sufficiently under control
to trust herself to speak.
Then she said, with the touch of Asperity,
which might have been intended to cover her consciousness of weakness.
Hell, see, what is the use of behaving like an idiot?
What can be done?
The verdict of a coroner's jury means nothing, nothing at all.
Before you make a fuss, wait till the police have found him.
By way of answer, Miss Graham raising herself from the table, rushed weeping from the house.
End of chapters four, five, and six.
Chapter 7 and 8
of the Interrupted Kiss by Richard Marsh
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Chapter 7
The Dell
Elsie made straight for a certain
dell which she knew in the woods
It had possibly once been a place
from which gravel had been taken
but that was long ago
Thick matted turf hid any signs of such like depredations
A tree which Elsie used to assure herself
At once been struck by lightning
stood on one of the slopes. Something had severed the trunk within a few feet of its roots.
What was left of it was still very much alive. It had often afforded Elsie support for her back
and shelter for her head. During the bitter days she had known since her coming to England as a
stranger to take up her abode at Timberham, she had often sought in this place for that
peace of mind which she had not found in her uncle's house. It was but natural in this her hour
of anguish that she should come to it again as to a haven of refuge.
She lay face downward on the moss and the grass,
wrestling with those doubts and difficulties,
which had blotted out from her that glimpse of happiness,
which she believed herself to have achieved at last.
How long she had lain there she did not know,
nor how long she would have continued to lie,
had it not been for something which set every nerve in her body tingling.
That something was the sound of a voice.
Elsie!
She lay quite still.
The sound was so unexpected, so sweet yet so terrible.
that for a moment she did not dare to confront the man who addressed her by her Christian name.
Presently, he did it again. There was a tenderness in his tone which put her all in a flutter.
Elsie. In a sudden rage, as if it were only in rage that she saw safety, twisting herself
round she faced the speaker. How dare you come to me here? Rupert Earl stood looking down on her
with that twinkle in his eyes which once she had liked so well, but which of late she had
resented with a vigor which it seemed that nothing could make him realize.
She was aware that he was noting the stains which the scarcely dried tears had left upon her
countenance, but she chose to remain oblivious of the fact that in her appearance there was
anything unusual. As he made no attempt to answer her angry question, she repeated it,
more angrily still. Did you hear what I said? How dare you come to me here?
Then he replied in the most equable of tones with twinkling eyes. You used to bring me with you here
in the days that are gone? There was no question of daring. I have a better right to be with
you here than I had then. Where's the daring now?' She got on to her feet, fanning her rage.
Ignore it as she might, possibly the consciousness of her disheveled condition did not render
her more amenable. Are you going, or must I? We are neither of us going just yet. She made a
rapid movement towards the bank, moving more rapidly still, springing in front of her, he had her by
the arms. Here was an excuse for fury. She raved at him. How dare you touch me. Let me go.
Not until I have had that explanation with you to which I am entitled.
How are you going to keep me here, by force? I am going to keep you. How does not matter.
I've waited patiently until that ridiculous coroner had brought his absurd inquest to a preposterous
close. I have even kept away from Timberham, lest my presence should annoy you. As if I
hadn't seen you nearly every day.
That's not my fault, nor is it because I was a timber ham.
Perhaps it was because you wanted to.
You dare to say it.
Anyhow, I am going to wait no longer.
You and I are going to tell each other all that is in our minds.
Are we?
We are.
I'm going to tell you all that is in my mind, and you're going to tell me all that is in
yours.
The only question is, if I lose you, will you promise to stop until we're through?
I'll promise nothing.
Very good. Then I'll have to go on holding.
I'm willing. I'm only afraid that I may hurt you.
You've hurt me already.
I'm sorry, but unless I find a cord and tie you to a tree or something else of that sort,
I don't see how I'm going to manage.
As I said, I'm going to keep you here.
Just how is a matter for your consideration rather than for mine?
Oh, don't be so insane. Let me go. I'll stop.
when I've had my say
it will be you who'll want to go.
Maybe, but I'm going to have my say first.
I'm going to start with the axiom that we love each other.
I deny it.
Then you say the thing which is not.
You told me that you loved me and you're not the sort that changes.
Love may be killed in a night.
Not in your case nor in mine.
We're the kind who, when we love, love always, through good report and evil.
I presume it is useless to ask you in such a night.
a matter to speak for yourself well I am speaking for myself I go back to the
axiom that we love each other just let me go on talking if you'll let me get
out a sentence or two you'll find that I'll reach a point where we'll be an
agreement what I understand is that though we love each other we're not going to
own it and you're not over-anxious to be my wife I'll never be your wife
because it is not a pleasant thing to have to say but if it must be said it
were best said bluntly you believe me to have
have killed old Culver.
He paused as if for her to speak, but she said nothing.
She stood, looking at him, with her left hand a little behind her,
so that her fingertips touched the trunk of this torn-riven oak,
as if the contact afforded her support and sympathy.
He put to her a question.
Do I not put the case quite clearly?
She continued silent.
Will you be so good as to favor me with an answer?
This time she spoke.
I'll speak when you have finished.
You informed me that you were going to have the first say, and I am waiting for you to have it.
Is that so? Then with one statement I have done,
if that is your belief you're wrong, utterly. I've had no more to do with John Culver's death than you had.
She shrank close towards the tree as if she desired to feel it at her back.
Her eyes seemed suddenly to have grown larger and rounder.
How dare you say that?
Simply because it's true. Don't let me be misunderstood.
I hold that there are men who, like poisonous snakes, are best killed.
John Culver was one of them.
I'd have thought as little of killing him as I've killing some noxious insect,
if I had killed him.
Only, it so happens that I didn't.
Therefore, if the idea that I did has induced you to hold me at arm's length,
I've been hardly used.
Yet I will have none of you.
As she spoke, it was as if a light had illumined all her face.
Why, since we love each other.
other. You know. I do not. You either say the thing which is not, or you are duller than I supposed.
Something in her words or manner seemed to tickle him. The corners of his lips were wrinkled by a smile.
He looked down as he dug the toe of his boot into the turf. It was some seconds before he spoke,
then it was with the air of one who knows that what he says is funny. It's true that I robbed him.
That you do admit.
Of my own.
Each man has his own gloss.
I never doubted you had yours.
Now let me speak.
So far as I am concerned, you are welcome to take any view of your own conduct you please.
I don't want your confidence.
I refuse to have it.
I wish to know neither what you have done nor left undone.
My position is that so long as you tell me nothing, I know nothing.
That position I wish to maintain.
As regards my attitude towards you, nothing will change that,
Rest assured.
I don't know what my movements will be, but if necessary to avoid you, I'll go back to New Zealand or farther.
That ought not to be necessary.
If you have any of those decent instincts with which once I credited you, you'll not compel me to fly from you.
You'll keep yourself away from me.
I have only one favor to ask.
That is, that you may never let me see you again.
You said you loved me.
Prove it, by granting me my prayer.
There was something about him as she spoke, which suggested that he was rather occupied with his own thoughts than listening to her.
He had never once looked up, but kept his eyes cast down as if he were interested not so much in what she was saying as in what he saw on the turf.
The remark which he made when she ceased speaking had no apparent relevancy to any words of hers.
It came from him as if absent-mindedly he was uttering his thoughts aloud.
I'm an inventor.
I have not a doubt of it.
Her prompt acquiescence
seemed to recall him to himself.
He glanced up at her for a second
as if startled. Then again, his glance
fell. Not in that sense only.
He said it with a smile.
I'm an inventor also of things,
that unhappiest of men.
Ever since I've been in the world, I've been inventing
something which was an improvement on what there was
before, and no one would believe it.
Some of my inventions have brought money to other men,
but they've brought me nothing, not even fame.
I've heard all this before.
You're going to hear it all again,
because it leads to something which you have not heard before.
My life has been one of those which, when one looks back,
makes one wonder why one ever went on living.
It's been failure, failure all the way,
until about two years ago.
My first glimpse of success came with my first sight of you.
That's nonsense.
It's gospel truth.
For me to see you was for me to love you,
and in that first hour in which I fell in love with you,
I had my first clear peep of the thing which,
shortly, will place me in possession of riches
compared to which the well-advertised fortunes of your American plutocrats
will be as nothing.
Of course. As you say, of course.
I have invented what practically amounts to perpetual motion.
I fancy you are not the first person who has believed himself to have done so.
You're right, I'm not, but I'm the first person who knows he has.
This is the age of motors.
You have your motor-car to take you up to town.
I haven't.
No, but you will have, before very long.
I doubt it.
I don't.
One form of motor grinds your corn and other drives great ships across the sea.
For the purpose of my argument, all engines are motors, and all motors stand for power.
Is this a scientific lecture?
It's not.
I'm getting to a certain point,
and if you'll let me go my own way, I'll get there quicker.
Power is best got from electricity.
It's the electricity which is so hard to get.
Its production is so costly and uncertain
that for many purposes, it's discredited,
and those precisely the purposes for which it's most adapted.
Now I've discovered how, after the initial cost,
electricity may be produced for nothing.
In other words,
I found out how it may be made to produce itself.
I have in a workshop of mine an engine not bigger than that.
He held his hands about two feet apart.
I started it working some five months ago.
It has been working continually day and night ever since,
without water, coal, oil or fuel of any sort or kind,
at absolutely no cost for power to me or to anyone else.
I'm willing to bet a trifle that it will continue to work under similar conditions,
practically forever, at any rate, until it dies of sheer old age.
You never told me anything about that before.
I wasn't likely to talk about a thing like that to anyone but the woman who was going to be my wife.
How long ago is it that you promised that you would?
And how many opportunities have I had of talking to you since?
I never will be your wife, never.
Well, I've started talking to you as if we were going to be married next week,
and I'm going to keep on.
I did tell you that I've been all my life pretty near penniless.
My engine, in its initiatory stages, cost money.
It kept costing money as it passed from stage to stage.
I got that money from old Culver, who had pocketed the profits which other inventions of mine had produced.
I had been getting money from him when I first saw you, standing on the lawn in front of his window.
I thought you were an angel dropped out of heaven.
Stuff.
Perhaps.
But it's of such stuff.
that men's happiest dreams are made.
As I said, in that same hour
I got my first clear peep at the thing I was after,
as if you're coming meant to me
not only the advent of love, but of sight.
Do you suppose you please me by saying such things?
I'm indifferent. I please myself.
I kept getting money from Culver,
and Culver kept getting more of my engine until at last,
when beyond the shadow of a doubt I had achieved success,
and, like a fool told him so,
he made it clear to me that to all intents and purposes he had got it all.
Mr. Earl, jingling the coins in his trousers' pockets, laughed ruefully.
He told me plainly that if I did not return to him, in an impossibly short space of time,
the advance he had made to me he would take from me my engine and my invention would become his,
the result of which would be that he would become the richest man in the world and I should still be a beggar.
A pleasant intimation to receive when, after a life of failure, I had succeeded be.
beyond my wildest expectations.
Again there was the impatient gesture and the rueful laugh.
When I tell you that it was on the same day on which John Culver gave me that intimation that I asked you to be my wife,
he will begin to understand that my love for you had got me so that I could no longer hold out against it.
Although it looked as if I were a hopeless and a ruined man, I had to tell you that I loved you.
You perhaps noticed that I did not talk to you just as I might have done had I had I had
been in an optimistic frame of mind.
What does it matter how you talk to me?
Exactly.
As I won you as you told me that you loved me,
I agree with you that nothing else does matter.
Here we come to a nice point in ethics.
You remember that interrupted kiss?
I remember nothing.
I will remember nothing.
If you were the man I imagined you to be,
you would not remember anything either.
Ah, but I'm not that man
any more than you seem to be that girl,
though I fancy that at bottom we both are
what we thought we were, only, so far
as I am concerned, something is temporarily
obscuring your usually clear vision.
Those beautiful
eyes of yours were given you so that
you might see right into the very heart of a man,
and presently you'll see all that there is to be seen in mine,
and you'll be kinder.
However, there was an interruption,
which we have both of us forgotten.
It seems a tall thing to ask you to believe,
but at the very moment of that forgotten interruption there came into my head an idea which has caused trouble but which I don't regret or ever shall in which you won't either by the time we've done he stretched out his arms as if by the gesture he would recall the occasion of which he spoke
she with her glance fixed always on him shrank closer to the tree as from the invitation which the action might imply as that evening in the garden you slipped from my arms at the mathematical moment while I was swearing at the
intruder I was also swearing to myself. Of such dual action is the brain capable,
that I'd not be beggared, diddled, and robbed again by old Culper as I had been so often before,
but that, if any robbery had to be done, I'd do a little on my own account.
I knew where he kept the papers which he'd told me to my face he meant to use to rob me of my
engine. I'd rob him of the weapons with which he proposed to arm himself to plunder me.
And I did. In the dead of night I opened the box in which he kept them.
it was one of his peculiarities that he kept so much of the booty of which he had plundered others where it could easily be taken from him and i made of them a bonfire in my bedroom grate
i knew the precise sum he'd lent me and papers or no papers i was prepared to return it to him with interest at the rate of a hundred per cent or a thousand only if i could help it i'd not let him rob me of all the fruits of my life-long labours i have made to you a complete confession of my guilt i had no hand in the old man's death
I know no more than you who had.
Again he paused as if for her to speak,
shrinking closer and closer to the tree she kept still.
Don't you believe me?
What does it matter what I believe?
He observed her curiously.
She spoke as if her throat were dry.
On her face there was a look as of actual physical pain.
I suppose you were disturbed in your sleep.
I remember that I dropped the box,
was heavier than I expected, on the floor with rather a bang. I wondered if anyone would hear.
I take it that you did, and came out of your bedroom to learn the cause of the noise, and that
then you saw me, though how you can have seen me without my seeing you I do not understand,
nor why you connected me with Culver's death, since I saw nothing of him from first to last.
Come, be as frank with me as I have been with you. It's only fair. Tell me all you imagine yourself
to have seen and heard. What difference would it make?
To me, apparently, it would make all the difference in the world.
You are mistaken. It would make none.
I will tell you nothing. You will do me the justice to remember
that I told you that I wished you to tell me nothing.
She stopped. He waited for her to go on, then asked her,
What does that mean? What do you have just now said?
It means that I have nothing to add to what I told you at first,
that henceforward you and I must be strangers.
But why?
I am not compelled to give you a reason.
In honor you are compelled, if a woman knows what honor is.
I'll give you no reason.
I ask you, what I asked at the beginning.
To go.
You announced with a flourish that when you had had your say,
it would be me who would wish to go.
Don't you?
Surely you cannot wish to stay with a woman
who got off her right hand if doing it would put you
and keep you a thousand miles from her.
I have a mind to take you in my arms
and have my fill of kisses while you fight and scream and scratch.
You are mistaken.
You have no such mind.
You are not that kind of man.
There you are right, I'm not.
I'd have nothing from you which you would not give me.
But since I love you and you know that you love me,
I notice that you have never once denied that you do love me.
I dare you to deny it now.
Although he held his peace, his challenge went unanswered.
He interrupted her silence in his own fashion.
Since, therefore, it's evident that you do love me, it's only a question of time,
probably of only a very short time, and you'll be willing to give me all I want.
Then, sweetheart, when the scale shall have fallen from your eyes and your heart be softened,
we will be glad together.
I've done so much waiting in my life.
I'll wait still a little longer, for that good time to come.
Chapter 8.
The Riven Oak
He had gone.
She could hear him as he went striding with great steps through the brushwood, whistling cheerily, merrily as he went.
It was as though he whistled defiance, as though he wished her to understand that he cared nothing for her or for her unkindness.
But she knew better.
She knew he cared because she cared, too, all the more, because she knew that his intention was to hide from her, so far as he was able, how much he cared.
The sound of his whistling went through her like a night.
occasioning her such pain that she had to turn and hide her face against the trunk of the friendly tree she had sent him away if she raised her voice and called to him how gladly when he heard her would he come hastening back and how glad she would be to see him
her heart leapt in her bosom at the thought with such force that it took all her breath away and she panted as she leaned against the tree but she could not do that never she could never welcome him again he did not know it but she didn't know it but she
knew. That kiss, which had been begun, never would be finished. Their lips would never meet again.
He was quite right. She was one of those women who, loving once, love always. More was the pity.
If her love for him might pass, it would not so much matter, but it would not.
Whatever might be tied, it would be in some corner of her heart until her dying day. Nothing
could ever drive it out. But one thing was sure. If she could be.
could not conceal it from herself, she could hide it from the world.
Perhaps not from him, but if needs be, she would put more than the thousand miles of which
she had spoken between herself and him. There was her cousin Claire. She would not be easy
to deceive. Claire understood her almost as well as he did. She, on her side, understood
Claire better than Claire herself, supposed. There was that between them which was as a bond which
never could be broken. Let Claire know. It was vain to attend. It was vain to attend. It was a
to hide the truth from her. She might be trusted not to take any unfriendly advantage of her
knowledge, but the rest of the world should not know. She would go about in it with a
smiling face, and none should guess that in her heart there was a pain that never ceased.
She drew herself away from the tree looking about her, raising her arms above her head as
if she would proclaim aloud the resolution at which she had arrived. When she lifted her arms,
a strange thing happened. The tree, as has been said, was a
but a torso. There remained but five or six feet of the trunk. When, as she was doing then,
she stood beneath it on the slope, it was taller than she was. If she went to the other side
on the higher ground, it was just about as tall. How little of it, however, there really was,
was not perceptible to the casual, unobservant eye, owing to the fact that from all round the top
of it had sprung branches which were so close together that, at least in the time of leaf,
its scanty proportions were not revealed. Nature had so shaped the
these branches that in spring and summer they were as a vernal crown, lending such dignity
to the parent trunk that a stranger might easily have supposed that there was much more of it
than there actually was. In raising her arms, Elsie Graham had parted that portion of the foliage
which was nearest to her, and made obvious what she knew already, that to a considerable extent,
the trunk was hollow. But she had done more than this. Ever since her coming to Timberham,
she had regarded the dell as her own especial portion of the woods.
She had spent hours in it alone at all seasons of the year.
She had worked in it, read in it, dreamed in it.
She had explored it, as a woman does explore a place in which she spent an appreciable portion of her time.
She knew it's every corner.
In particular, she knew that riven oak.
She very quickly learned that portions of it were hollow.
When the leaves were there, their presence was hidden.
They were plainer when the leaves had gone.
She had used the hollows, not necessarily as hiding places.
but as places in which she might store odds and ends which she might want in the dell,
and did not care to carry backward and forward to the house.
That movement of her arm had disclosed to her the fact that someone else seemed to have used them for a similar purpose.
One of the shorter branches, which were rather twigs, had caught in her sleeve.
Turning to disengage it she saw in a hollow place which the leaves obscured, a gleam of something white.
It was nothing of hers. She had had nothing there for weeks.
But it was not hers.
Whose else could it be?
The question startled her.
Someone besides herself must have knowledge of her dell and of the hollows in her tree.
She looked about her with wide open eyes,
as if she suspected that someone was there at that very moment.
But no one was in sight and all was very still.
It was absurd to allow herself to be disturbed by such a trifle.
Perhaps, after all, what she had seen was something of her own which she had forgotten.
She went a little higher up the slope, quite close to the tree, and parting the branches looked in.
As she did so, a shiver went all over her, as if it had all at once turned cold.
Loosing the branches, she moved a step from the tree, down the slope, having touched nothing.
It was extraordinary into what a state of nervous trepidation she had suddenly got, for no apparent reason.
She glanced about her, this way and that, as if she were afraid of the rustling leaves.
When a pheasant, at a distance, went whirring up into the air,
she put her hands up to her bosom, trembling as if it had been a sound of doom.
She was conscious of the absurdity of her own conduct.
She told herself so out loud.
What a nidiat I am! What a silly!
Yet, though she owned her folly, she seemed incapable for the moment of anything else.
A perceptible period of time elapsed before she gathered sufficient resolution
to enable her to pursue her researches into what was hidden in that hollow
in the tree. Then it was with an obvious effort that she reached the sticking point.
She turned, with a start, and, with another start, turned back again, then, as if unwillingly,
returned to the tree. She raised her hands, so slowly that one wondered if the muscles of the
arms could have suddenly grown stiff, and slowly parted the leaves. This time she continued,
motionless, to stare into the hollow. There seemed nothing very dreaded.
dreadful to stare at, or very wonderful, although it was curious how such things could have got there.
In it there were a number of papers, looking for the most part like legal documents,
blue, that aggressive legal blue and white.
Bundles of what seemed to be parchments, some yellow with age, some white as if they had been
new yesterday. It was the gleam of their whiteness which at first of all caught her eye.
A heterogeneous collection, especially to be in such a place.
From where she stood she could not see all that was there.
It was a good-sized hollow and was nearly as full as it could hold.
On the top was an envelope, an oblong envelope, perhaps nine or ten inches long.
It fascinated her that envelope.
It was so close to her, lying so that she could see that something was written
or rather scrawled across the face of it.
She knew that scrawl or thought she did.
Unless she aired, it was a sample of what her uncle, old John Culver, had called,
sometimes it almost seemed humorously, his writing.
When he was younger, it was conceivable that he might have written an illegible hand.
He certainly had not done so when she knew him, when he was old.
She recalled the difficulty with which she, assisted by her friends and neighbors,
had spelled out the epistle in which she had summoned her from New Zealand to Timberham.
Later, more than one person had told her that he purposely wrote as badly as he could in order that,
if it suited him, what he had written might be capable of various interpretations.
certainly his communications were apt to seem rather hieroglyphics than letters of an English gentleman.
If on the face of that envelope there was not an example of her uncle's hieroglyphics,
then the resemblance was amazing.
She stared at it as if she could not take her eyes away.
Presently, advancing her hand, she picked it up between her finger and thumb.
She must make sure.
She did make sure.
She was certain it was her uncle scrawl, though as usual for some seconds she could
I'll make out what it stood for.
Then, all in an instant, it came to her, as it were, with a rush, and as it came, she turned
white and red and red and white.
Her jaw dropped, her eyes open so wide that they seemed to have become distended to an unnatural
size.
And, all in the same instant, there was the sound behind her of footsteps.
Dropping the envelope back into the hollow, turning, she ran down the slope, sinking onto
the grass at the bottom, as if she were in such a tremblement that she could no longer
stand upon her feet.
End of Chapter 7 and 8.
Chapters 9 and 10 of the Interrupted Kiss by Richard Marsh.
This Librevox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 9
The Reverend Mr. Mingus
Her first impression was that the footsteps belonged to Rupert Earl, who in spite of her
prohibition had returned.
But the voice which presently addressed her from the top of the bank on the other side
of the Little Dell made it clear that in so
thinking she was mistaken.
Good afternoon, Miss Graham.
The speaker's appearance, as glancing up, she saw him standing with a straw hat in one hand
and a thick stick in the other, seemed to surprise her even more than Mr. Earls would have done.
He was a short, cobbly-built person, who, although he was possibly somewhere in the thirties,
had about him an indefinable air of youth which made him look almost as if he were a boy,
and it would probably keep him looking like a boy for many a year to come.
his costume was of such a nondescript sort
that it was only after careful consideration
that one arrived at the conclusion that he might be a parson
as a matter of fact his style and title was the Reverend Peter Mingus
and he was the local vicar
Peter Minius was not only Elsie Graham's one friend in that countryside
she was inclined sometimes to believe that he was the only real friend she had in the world
there was no one she would have sooner seen yet she would prefer that he should have kept away
from the dell just then.
Her thoughts were of the hollow in the oak.
She cast about in her mind how she could dismiss him quickest,
and so returned to an examination of its contents.
Perhaps he was but strolling through the woods,
and had only stopped to exchange with her a sentence or two.
In that case her task might be easy.
His next remark, however, made it clear
that it would not be so easy as she had hoped.
I hope I'm not intruding on my lady's bower.
The truth is, I came to look for you,
and just now I heard you talking to someone else, so I went on, hoping that when I returned I
should find you alone, and I have, which shows that I'm in luck. With your permission, I'll sit down.
Without waiting for her permission to be accorded, he did sit down, on a little hummock which
served him very well as a seat. He laid his straw hat on the grass at his side. Holding his
stick with both hands, he looked across the top of it at her. She was thinking of what he had said,
that he had heard her talking to someone else.
That someone else could only have been Rupert Earl.
She wondered what part of their conversation, if any, had reached his ears.
They had not been talking very gently.
He might have heard something, which they would very much rather he had not heard.
At the thought, something began fluttering again in her breast,
yet she did not dare to put to him a direct question.
Neither his words nor his manner suggested that he had been the involuntary recipient
of any damaging confidences.
Perhaps, beyond the fact that someone was talking to her,
he had heard nothing at all.
You and I have been very good friends, Miss Graham, haven't we?
Very.
She spoke meekly.
Although she gladly admitted their friendship she did wish he would go away.
What could he have to say at such an inconvenient moment,
with the mystery of those papers in the hollow
just above her head waiting to be solved?
Therefore, Miss Graham, I need not tell you
that not only am I no diplomatist,
but what my capacity to say a thing
just as it ought to be said is not to be relied upon.
So if some of the things I'm going to say to you,
might, to put it mildly, be expressed differently,
you'll know it's just because of my awkwardness and stupidity,
because if I could, I'd say everything just exactly
as you'd like me to say it, but I can't.
In spite of herself, she smiled.
His modes of speech were certainly his own,
though she had grown to like them nonetheless on that account.
But just then she would have so much preferred his absence to his company that she as nearly as possible told him so.
I'm sure, Mr. Mingus, that you've always been much kinder to me than I deserved, but I've rather a headache.
If what you have to say to me isn't very pressing, would you mind saying it another time?
She could hardly have spoken much plainer, yet it had not been plain enough for him.
That's all right. I won't hurt your headache.
The truth is, Miss Graham, that postponing what I have to be.
to say, will do me much more injury than saying it will do you. So if you don't very much mind,
I'll get it over. Then it'll be done with. What could she say? She leaned on her elbow and
sighed. The mystery of the hollow certainly could not be solved till Mr. Minus had taken himself
away. Probably he wished to discuss with her some thorny point in parochial politics. Some of the
local tropics were thorny ones. Yet his preliminary remarks did not seem to have any particular bearing
on parochial matters.
Ever since you came to this part of the world, Miss Graham,
you have been my right-hand man.
He'll excuse the confusion of sexes,
but you know what I mean.
It is the simple, literal truth
that I do not know what I should have done without you.
You have had your sister, Mr. Menyus.
My sister, Laura,
yes, just so.
Laura has been invaluable,
in her own way invaluable.
But at the same time,
Laura has not been to me what you have been.
That was hardly to be expected, was it?
I am not your sister.
No, thank heaven.
I beg your pardon.
Then you've had the curate?
The curate.
Exactly.
Beyond a doubt I've had the curate.
Mr. Patterson is an excellent young man, a model young man.
Indeed, I am sometimes led to wonder if he is not almost too model a young man for me.
When occasionally I am alone with Mr. Patterson and he looks at me,
as he has a way of doing, I am inclined to
ask myself if something has gone wrong with the scheme of creation, and if he ought not to be
the vicar and I the curate. There is in that in his manner which suggests that he is so very
much my senior and superior. He paused, and again in spite of herself, Miss Graham smiled.
Turning his stick upside down, the vicar waved the point in the air. You know, Miss Graham,
strictly between ourselves. I sometimes wonder if I was ever built for a parson. You needn't. You
make an excellent vicar, though it seems impertinent of me to tell you so.
On the contrary, it's very good of you to say so.
It's not what I say, it's what everyone says.
Then it's very good of everyone, but I have still my doubts.
Look at Paterson.
There's your ideal, parson.
What a vicar he'd make.
I'd rather have you.
Perhaps you would, but I am not sure.
There seemed to be a significant.
in the way which he stopped in the middle of the sentence which caused the girl to avert her face.
There was an expression on his face which made it appear more boyish still. He went on.
You see, it's this way. Nowadays, a parson ought to take up some definite line. He ought to be a teetotaler or an anti-smoker or a vegetarian or a socialist,
or a high churchman, something up to date. Now, Paterson's all these things, and I'm not one of them.
you're none the worse on that account not as a man but as a parson i think i am i'm too fond of the things of this world of life why to me living is in itself a joy so it ought to be
"'Pattison doesn't think so.
"'You should have heard him talking only last night
"'about the mystic sufferings of the saints and martyrs,
"'how we ought to nail ourselves to the crosses which they fashioned for us,
"'that like them we might be an example to the world.
"'Now I never could do that.
"'There's nothing of the saint and martyr about me.'
"'Dropping his stick and rising to his feet,
"'Mr. Menius began to talk about the dell.
"'Do you know that I often feel that I'd like to own a racehorse?
one if not two.
Now, a parson has no right
to harbor a feeling of that sort.
It is perhaps a little unusual.
Paterson would want to unfrock me if he knew.
Then again, I sometimes think what fun it would be to put, say,
200 pounds in my pocket and go to Monte Carlo
and have, you know, a little flutter.
It's not a word I ought to use,
but I've heard other people use it,
and it expresses just what I mean.
Isn't that monstrous?
that a vicar of a parish should want to gamble.
I believe that if Patterson knew he'd report me to the bishop.
Miss Graham said nothing.
As, looking down, she twisted the grasses with her fingers,
it seemed to her that there was a humorous side to the vicar's confessions
of which he was unconscious.
The truth is, the living was my father's.
He thought it too good a thing to go out of the family.
Put me into the church, made me his curate,
and in due time I succeeded.
He was not a poor man for a parson.
What he had was divided between Laura and me.
Then an uncle died who had invented a new sort of glue
and who left me quite a quantity of money,
so that now I am not a poor man judged by any standard.
To a man of my temperament that makes my position so difficult.
If I had to live on what the living produces,
having to cut my coat according to the cloth
might make of me a model parson in time,
narrow means might have the effect on me of a hair shirt.
But it does seem to me with my taste to be almost a tragedy that,
because I am a parson, I should not be able to take advantage of the ample means I actually have.
The Reverend Peter Minius was getting so warm
that he began to pound the open palm of his left hand with his clenched right fist.
You say, why don't you devote your money to some deserving object or give it to some great charity?
If I were a socialist I might.
as it is, I doubt if any charity that ever was does good to the extent of a shilling in every subscribed pound.
You say that something. Maybe.
But unfortunately, I'm so constituted that the idea of throwing away at least 90% of my money is not a proposition which commends itself to me.
Patterson could do it, and be happy. Any model parson could. But I'm not a model parson.
As if he had had enough of pounding himself, thrusting his hands into his shableness.
jacket pockets, he returned to striding to and fro.
Talking of devoting my money to a deserving object,
I don't say it in a boastful spirit,
but I do believe I am as deserving an object
as most of the men I come across, or women either.
I've been spending money on what I don't like all my life.
I should like to spend some on what I do like,
some of my own money.
I should be almost willing to make a bargain.
If I can spend ten shillings of each of my sovereigns on what I do like,
I'll give the other ten.
ten shillings to any charity which an authority on charities say,
Patterson likes to name. But I can't even make that bargain. My cloth forbids.
I'm passionately fond of yachting. I never have done any, but I feel sure I should be.
I should like to spend some of my money in building myself a yacht. I should like to go cruising
about in it during a considerable portion of the year, but how's a vicar to do his duty to his
parish if he spends an appreciable part of his time on his yacht?
see how it is with me. I think I do, and I think I can honestly say that you have my sympathy.
I knew I should have. I was sure of it. You're the only woman I ever met who I felt could
sympathize with me. The average woman's idea of what a parson ought to be makes me feel that
either she's a perfect fool or that I'm the meanest man alive. And that's one of the reasons why I came
to look for you in what I've heard you say was your favorite spot in the woods. I wanted to make it
clear to you what manner of man I am before telling you what a favor and honor you will do me
and how happy you will make me if you will be my wife. The climax was sudden. For some minutes
she had a vague notion that he might be approaching a subject of which she had never dreamed
in connection with him, but he had got to it so suddenly that when he stopped she could only
stare at him in startled wonder. He presently made it plain that he himself was conscious that his
methods were a trifle abrupt.
Of course, I know that
that isn't how I ought to have put it.
I warned you that some of the things
I had to say to you might with advantage
be differently expressed, and that's one of them.
I suppose that from the conventional point
of view I ought to have led up to the subject
by telling you that I love you,
but I'm not sure that that is how I see it.
I take it for granted that you know me well enough
to be aware that I shouldn't ask you to be my wife
unless I wanted you very badly.
i do i want you to be my wife on every account badly so badly that i have a sort of conviction that if you'll consent to be my wife my life will turn out to be a success after all while if you won't consent i'm afraid to think of how it may turn out i'm positively afraid
she now having collected some of the senses which she had scattered was sitting up and staring at him with eyes in which as thoughts chased each other through her head lights and shadows
seemed to go in a fashion she had no notion of.
That's absurd.
Conceded. Yet it's true.
What can you possibly see in me that you should want me to be your wife?
He drew a long breath.
If I were to start telling you all I do see in you,
I should want more words than are in my dictionary,
and more breath than I'm endowed with.
Then you can't know anything at all about me.
I've known you for two years, unbroken years.
I've watched you.
you, listened to you, heard of you, until, if I weren't a parson, I'd wager a trifle that I know
you as well as a man may know a woman who is not his wife. Then how can you suppose that I'm
fitted to be a vicar's wife? Suddenly he plumped down, cross-legged, on the broken ground,
within a few feet of where she sat. That's the point, the thing which has yet to be learned.
I'll tell you what I propose to do when we are married. When we are married?
There was such an accent on her when.
Exactly.
I said when we are married.
Yes, but you spoke of it as if it were a probable event.
Don't.
He put up his hands to smooth his hair.
Good, then I'll try not to.
I'll put it this way.
I'll tell you what I propose we should do if we are married.
I propose that you should commence by finding out from actual experience
if you are really suited to be a vicar's wife.
It's a moot point which only actual experience can decide.
If you do turn out to be suited to be a vicar's wife,
I've no doubt whatever that you'll turn me out a model parson.
I turn you out a model parson.
What nonsense are you talking?
I'm talking sense.
You're becoming my wife will have the result of bringing out the best that is in me.
You know how they treat ore?
They associate it with something which induces the worthless dross to take itself off,
leaving the true metal behind. That's the effect you're becoming my wife will have on me.
I'll be refined. Suppose, on the other hand, you find that you are not suited to be a
vicar's wife. Very well. I've just been trying to tell you that I'm by no means sure that I'm
suited to be a vicar. Nothing could be simpler. We'll resign, both of us. The living's mine in my
gift. I'll present Paterson. Now there will be your model vicar. If he doesn't turn the parish upside down
inside twelve months, as it seems a modern up-to-date
parson ought to do, I'm a Dutchman.
Either way, nothing could be better.
With your help, I shall be arrived at a clear understanding
of where I am.
Without your help, as I've said, I don't know where I shall arrive.
I'm afraid to think of it.
Your remarks are so extraordinary
that I hardly know how to characterize them.
Are you aware that I'm literally penniless,
that my uncle left me nothing?
I've heard that the will be able to be
by which he left you practically everything has not been found, and I hope it won't be.
That's very kind of you.
I hope it for two reasons.
The first is a selfish one.
I want you and you alone.
I don't want money bags.
I have enough for both of us.
Then I'm old-fashioned.
That's one reason why I can't be an up-to-date parson.
I'm given to understand that Mr. Culver made his money in ways which were more than dubious.
We don't want ill-gotten gold, you and I.
that's the sort of stuff that is best given to charities.
That remark shows that you have some dim appreciation of the fact that I come from a thoroughly bad stock.
John Culver wasn't your father and he wasn't your mother either.
Don't tell me that your father and mother weren't of the salt of the earth or they wouldn't have had such a daughter.
My father was certainly an honest man and my mother.
Something came into her eyes which softened them.
I wish you had known my mother.
I wish I had.
They were like
sweethearts till my father died.
Then my mother couldn't live without him,
even for my sake.
But my father didn't make any money
or I shouldn't be here.
Then I'm glad he didn't.
Honest men don't make money, only thieves.
Believing that, how can I stand in the pulpit
and pretend that real religion pays when I know it doesn't?
To that extent, I am a socialist.
Think of the cloud which is at the present moment hovering
over Timberham, of the scandal which will attach to you if you marry a girl coming from such a
house. One who is in the witness box has had things dragged out of her which have made her name a
byword, who will almost certainly have to go there again and, and be shamed still more.
If she does have to go into the witness box again, I hope she'll go there as my wife.
It is, in great measure, that hope which has brought me here this afternoon.
Miss Graham was silent. She contemplated the Reverend Peter Minutes.
as if she were praising him on some standard of her own.
When she spoke again, it was to ask a question.
Do you know that they have found Walter Pahlgray, who was an acquaintance of mine,
guilty of, you know what?
I was present in the court when the verdict was given.
I came straight from there to you, feeling that this may be a time in which you are almost as much in need as I am.
Her glance fell.
She was more moved by his words and manner than she would have cared to own.
He was not a romantic-looking person.
He had even a curiously unromantic trick of translating his thoughts into commonplace words,
yet he inspired her with a comfortable consciousness that if she chose,
she would find in him a very true friend in time of trouble.
An odd problem flitted across her mind.
She loved the one man and always would,
but might she not be happy with this other man whom she only liked?
The solution to all her troubles might lie there.
The Reverend Peter's wife,
he continued reverend or not, could hardly be a miserable woman.
She spoke more gently than she had done hitherto.
I am very much obliged to you, Mr. Minas, for the offer you have made me, and flattered,
and even honoured.
You and I have been such good friends that it...
It is rather sweet to have this fresh token of your friendship, but...
He stopped her.
I know what you are going to say. Don't say it.
I have a better idea of how matters really stand with you than you perhaps imagine.
I did not come here this afternoon expecting that you would consent to be my wife.
I had no such delightful anticipation.
I am only too well aware of my own disqualifications.
Please do not say such silly things.
He went on apparently heedless of the words she murmured as she still looked down.
I came, rather, to prepare your mind, as it were, to clear the ground.
I wanted to be quite plain with you, so that you might at least understand me.
Just think over what I've said.
I know that I'm not good-looking, that I'm stupid, awkward, gauche, that I have nothing to commend me to the most beautiful, most graceful, most charming, wittiest, cleverest, tenderest, bravest girl in the world.
Is that string of epithets meant to apply to me?
It is. It represents the honest and well-considered opinion which I have formed after two years' acquaintance with Miss Elsie Graham,
and nothing which you or anyone else can say will cause me to subtract from it one jot or tital.
whatever the future may have in store for me one flattering unction i may lay to my soul that i've at least had the happiness to know a woman who to my thinking combined in her own dear person all that a woman ought to be
note my words you'll find that they represent less than half of what i'll feel on that same subject in twenty years time if i weren't a parson i'd bet on it he put on his hat and picked up his stick i've had my say when you've an odd moment to speak
put on your thinking cap and consider my words one day I'll ask you for your decision in the
meanwhile should you stand in need of any of those many services which one friend may render to another
I entreat you not to forget that you have a friend who'll be made a very happy man if you'll
suffer him to render them without expectation of fee or a recompense without any attempt at a
formal adieu he left her sitting in the dell chapter 10 the woman who worked
That was the second she had sent away.
Two wars in a single afternoon.
What a difference between the men and their methods.
The one had moved her to the very depths of her being.
She could not think of him without a tremor which was part rapture, part pain.
The other, he had roused in her a sufficiently quaint suspicion
that he might not be at all an uncomfortable person for a woman to go through life with,
a woman, that is, whose ideal was not too high up among the,
the stars. Perhaps it were wisdom to prefer him to the other. If one's ecstasies were fewer,
one's peace of mind might be more enduring. Quite an appreciable space of time passed before the
lady's thoughts strayed from her strongly contrasted lovers to the hollow in the tree.
It was with a sense of shock that she realized how much the Reverend Peter Minas had occupied
her mind. She had not supposed that he could have caused her to become so completely oblivious
of her astonishing discovery. As it came to her. As it
came back to her, she rose to her knees with a start.
The expression almost of amusement which had been on her features vanished in a flash.
The strained look returned to her eyes.
That suggestion they had lately conveyed that she was in continual expectation of she herself knew scarcely what.
Standing up, she glanced about her, listening.
Mr. Menius' steps had died away.
She was alone again and all was still.
It was only when she was convinced of this that she gave her attention again to
the tree, parting the foliage as before with her hands and peering into the hollow beyond.
She took out the envelope which she had had in her hand when she had been startled by the sound
of the vicar's approaching footsteps. Fertively, as if she were not only ashamed of what she was
doing, but as if she were afraid that at any moment she might be interrupted, she deciphered
what was scrawled upon it. Although it occupied nearly half the length of the envelope, there
were only two words and these short ones.
My will
It was a statement in old John Culver's hieroglyphical handwriting of what the envelope contained.
His will?
The flap was unfastened.
It was a large envelope, but it was well filled.
She could see when she raised the flap that the document within was a bulky one.
Possibly, nay, probably, it was the will to which Mr. Lazarus had referred,
which had been drawn up by Messrs. Miram and Kirby, which Mr. Culver was presumed to have had in safe-key,
at Timberham, but which up to that moment had not been found. The will which gave Claire
Harmar only a pittance, the will which Peter Menyus had hoped would not be found. If that were
so, then, instead of being penniless, she was practically a millionaire. Certainly the possessor
of more money than she would ever know what to do with, the inheritor of John Culver's ill-gotten
gains. What had Mr. Lazarus said what happened to a person who destroyed a will? What did it
matter to her what happened. If she destroyed that will, who would be the wiser?
Who would ever know what she had done? Two considerations kept her from tearing up the envelope
and its contents then and there. In the first place, it might be as well to make sure what it was
she was destroying, to be quite clear what the envelope really did contain. It might be awkward
if, too late, she were to discover that it was not that will she had made an end of.
From every point of view she would have made bad worse instead of better.
then in the second place before she took it for granted that what she did would never become known it might be just as well to have some idea of how the envelope came to be where it was
it was conceivable that it had been put in such a very unlikely spot by some person with deliberate intent in that case if she were to make away with it it would be missed and she might be suspected if she were questioned it might not be nice for her
how did the envelope get into what she had always considered to be her tree a clue to the riddle might be found if she were to examine the other papers which had got there also slipping the envelope into her blouse she returned to the hollow
she took out bundle after bundle of parchments old and new all tied round with pink tape bearing in crabbed legal handwriting's endorsements which from the little she could make out of them from the hasty glance she gave them conveyed to her no meaning at all
she surmised that they might be title-deeds of some estate or estates it was only when she got to another envelope which was under everything else that it dawned upon her what the whole thing might mean this envelope like the one she had between the buttons of her blouse was big and bulky bigger and bulkier than that one
like it also something was scrawled across it in her uncle's handwriting walter paulgrave various it was when she made out those same
three words that she began dimly to understand. While she was trying to dissolve the mental
mists, through which she saw the answer to the puzzle vaguely, as in a haze, a voice addressed her
from just behind her back. "'Excuse me, but might I ask what you happen to be up to there?'
Had the voice been that of some spectral visitant it could hardly have taken her more by surprise.
Not a sound had disturbed the silence, yet when she turned, there at the bottom of the slope,
within a foot or two of where she herself was standing,
was an individual who certainly did not look like one who had dropped from the skies.
In the shock of her amazement,
the papers with which her arms were filled went tumbling on to the ground.
Before the last of them had reached the earth,
the stranger had darted at them as some wild creature might spring at its prey.
Thank you, unless I'm wrong,
that little lot is just what I've come here to get.
Hare Miss Graham had fully realized what was happening,
the woman, the stranger was a woman.
was cramming the various packages into a leather bag
which she had opened before her on the grass.
Recovering herself with an effort,
she made a not unnecessary inquiry
into the meaning of the other's proceedings.
Who are you? And what are you doing with those papers?
Instead of answering,
the woman put a question on her own account.
Would you mind looking to see if there's anything else inside that tree?
You're taller than I am. It's a bit beyond my reach.
What seemed to her to be the impudence of the request
moved Miss Graham to action.
Stooping, with one hand, she caught hold of the stranger's bag,
and with the other of such of the papers as had not yet gone into it.
Before I do anything of the kind, you'll be so good as to explain your presence here
and what right you have to touch these papers.
So far from being embarrassed, the stranger looked up at her with a grin.
At any rate, I'll tell you who you are, you're Elsie Graham.
Miss Graham looked wonderingly at the woman, who was apparently familiar enough with her appearance.
As she looked, she became conscious of a feeling that this was not the first time she had seen the stranger.
I believe I have seen you somewhere before, but I don't remember where.
I'll tell you, it was at the inquest.
Elsie echoed the other's words with a vague feeling of misgiving.
At the inquest?
Don't you remember when they were cross-examining you and asking a lot of questions which you didn't want to answer but what you did and you didn't know about Walter Paulgrave,
that you looked around and caught my eye and that I winked at you?
you looked at me to or three times again after that, as if you couldn't make me out,
which wasn't surprising, though all I meant was to give you a bit of comfort because you did look
so worried. The incident came back to Elsie before the other had finished speaking.
She had wondered who the woman was and what she had meant by her familiarity.
She wondered still more now that she saw her there in the dell.
I do recollect now that you mention it.
But isn't there some alteration in your appearance?
The grin expanded, disclosures.
closing a lovely set of small white even teeth ever heard of a transformation i am better known than you perhaps think it wouldn't have suited me to have a ties just then so i wore a brown transformation over this scarlet thatch wonderful what a difference a thing like that if it's well done does make in a girl
it certainly had affected a striking change in her appearance elsie's memory had become quite clear that girl had had dark brown hair this one's locks were flaming red yet
a close inspection convinced her that the two girls were one and the same.
I see now what has happened, but I'm still in the dark as to who you are or what you
were doing in the court, and still more what you are doing here treating those papers as if
they were your own. The stranger seemed to hesitate, then to arrive at a sudden resolution.
When I tell you that maybe one of these days I shall be Walter Paul Graves' wife, perhaps
you'll begin to get out of the dark. That Miss Graham looked the surprise and incredulity she felt the
other's words made plain.
No wonder you look as if you didn't believe me.
I don't mind.
It doesn't hurt me.
Of course, I know quite well that I don't belong to the class you do,
and still less to the class he does.
The Pahlgraves are one of the best families in the land.
But if you think that that sort of thing makes any difference
to a man where a woman's concerned, that's all you do know.
Walter Pahlgrave cares for me as much as he ever cared for any girl, or ever will.
I don't want to be told it.
I know.
As for me, there's nothing I care for in the world but him, and he knows that.
There's nothing I wouldn't do for him if he asked me, mind you, nothing, and he knows that, too.
Now do you see how it is?
I'm beginning to have a glimmer of light.
I thought you would.
Now I'll tell you who I am.
I'm Sally Scarlett.
That's who I am.
Ever heard of me?
Elsie shook her head.
Sure, you think?
I'm not conscious.
of ever having heard of you.
Miss Scarlett seemed disappointed
as if Elsie's ignorance was rather a blow.
Perhaps you don't go much to the halls.
What halls? What halls?
Why, the music halls, of course.
The idea of you're asking what halls?
All of them, or any of them?
I'm afraid that my opportunities in that direction
have been few and far between.
There seemed to be something in Elsie's words or manner
which Miss Scarlet resented.
I don't know if that means that you think yourself above them, because if so,
let me tell you that the halls are becoming more and more aristocratic every year,
and it won't be very long before the king and the royal family go to them as regularly as to
the Italian opera to say nothing of the theatres.
I assure you that my words were not meant to convey disparagement.
I simply made confession of my ignorance.
Although Elsie Stone could hardly have been more charged with candor,
Miss Scarlett still looked as though she doubted.
"'The way you talk is a bit above my head
"'as perhaps as your intention.
"'Anyhow, if you did know anything about the halls
"'you'd have heard of Sally Scarlet.
"'I used to be billed as the red-headed queen of song and dance,
"'but I put a stop to that.
"'I make it a clause in my contracts
"'that I'm to be announced as Sally Scarlet,
"'and Sally Scarlet only.
"'Sally Scarlet means quite enough to anyone who's seen me once.'
"'Again, the speaker grinned.
"'Elsey, as she regarded,
the vividly radiant mass of the lady's hair, inwardly agreed with her that it did.
I was doing the first turn at the Brighton Hippodrome when Walter Paul Grave saw me first.
One song, half a dozen steps, and the curtain, all inside five minutes.
I tell you that it's not easy under those cirques for anyone to make a hit.
You never get half a chance to show what you can do.
Yet he fell in love with me in those first five minutes.
Straight.
He's told me so often, and he's never fallen out.
since. Since that night he introduced himself to me at the Brighton
Hippodrome, no girl ever had a better pal than he has been to me. Though,
mind you, since then, I've gone up and he's gone down. My word, if you come to think
of it, how we have changed places. She paused for a few seconds as if to consider the
changes which time had wrought. In those days he'd money to burn, and didn't he burn it?
He thought no more of a fiver than I did of fivepence.
nor as much.
I was averaging about two pounds a week when I was at work,
but, as I was as often out as in,
I don't suppose it came to much more than fifty pounds a year,
but I lived on it.
Now, well, I don't want to boast,
and I don't want to give away my private business either,
but I wouldn't take six thousand pounds for my contracts
during the next three years.
And after that, we'll see.
I'm not in my prime yet.
I'm improving all the while.
Before I've done, I mean to knock them.
You see?
This time Miss Scarlett paused with the apparent intention
of giving Elsie an opportunity to appreciate her future prospects.
It's very different with Walter Polgrave.
Not only has he gone down,
but it looks very much as if he was going down still lower.
Now you see what I meant when I said that maybe one day I'll be his wife?
When he had got the pieces, of course it wasn't likely.
But now I've got him, the situation's altered.
I shan't be able to keep him as he's been used to keep himself, and I don't suppose I ever shall.
But that won't hurt him. He's done himself too well.
But I shall be able to keep him in comfort, and, mind you, as a gentleman ought to live.
So now, perhaps you see why I'm after these.
Although she did not specifically say so, she apparently alluded to the bundles of paper she had been cramming into her bag.
I'm afraid I don't.
Miss Scarlett dropped her voice.
They're his title deeds and bills and things which he went off with that night.
The light was becoming clear.
All along Miss Graham had had a vague perception of how matters really stood.
But how did they get into my tree?
It seems that in a way you put him on to that.
I did.
He's often spoke to me about you.
He's not everybody's money.
There's no need for anyone to tell me that.
But it's not often the same.
he's out when he says there's good stuff in a girl, and he thinks no end of you.
So, I'll just tell you how it was.
It seems that one day he came with you into the woods, and you showed him the tree and told him
all about it.
Miss Graham knit her brow as if in perplexity.
I have some dim recollection of something of the kind.
It must have been soon after I came to England.
That's a long time ago.
Perhaps, but it's stuck in his head.
You never can tell what will and what won't stick in people's heads.
"'It seems that's stuck in his.
"'That night he was sprung,
"'or he'd never have done a bunk.
"'There wouldn't have been half the fuss.
"'They wouldn't have pitched on him any more than on anyone else
"'if he'd stayed in the house and gone back to bed like the others did.'
"'Elsey glanced apprehensively round.
"'Please don't enter into particulars.
"'I'd rather you didn't.'
"'Right, oh,' Miss Scarlet winked.
"'I'm on.
"'We don't any of us want to know more than we need.
"'I'll just tell you about the tree.'
"'As you,
You know, he went off in his dinner clothes and his arms full of papers, being just drunk enough
to be silly.
Somehow he found his way to this place.
It was moonlight, and he says he knew it directly he got here, though it seems a queer
tale to me.
It had dawned upon him by that time that he couldn't go carting the papers about all over
the country.
When he saw where he was, suddenly he thought of the tree, according to him.
So he shoves them into the hollow you shone him, as much he says for the lark as for anything
else. He's got his own ideas of larks.
Miss Scarlett's tone was grim. Miss Graham had personal knowledge of how true her statement was.
It happened I was putting in a week at a small hall not very far from here, and I was
stopping with a friend who lives a little way out of the town, a farmhouse it is.
He knew all about it. When he'd shoved the things into the tree, he found his way to where I was
stopping. Of course, he didn't know which my room was, but he chucked some gravel at one of the
windows on the off chance that it might be mine, and, luckily for him, it was.
You can fancy what my feelings were when I was woke out of sleep with a jump, and hearing
something hit the window, looked out and saw him down below in his dinner clothes somewhere
about five o'clock in the morning. I'd been expecting for some time that he would get himself
into trouble before long, and pretty soon I learned he'd got there. However, I made him snug,
and I've managed to keep him snug ever since, as
you don't want to know too much, that's all you need to know.
This observation was accompanied by a grin,
which hinted that she might have made some curious additions
to Elsie's talk of knowledge had she chosen.
Ever since I've found out what the trouble really was he got himself into,
I've had a time, I tell you.
But has he told you everything?
There was a significance in the question,
which the other was quick to grasp.
Again, she winked.
It seemed to be a favorite trick of hers.
"'My dear!'
"'Excuse me calling you, my dear,
"'but you know what I mean?
"'Don't let us ask each other too many questions.
"'As I said just now,
"'we don't either of us want to know too much.
"'Have you heard that that coroner's lot
"'have brought it in against him?'
"'Elsey intimated that she had.
"'She wondered, with a little shiver,
"'how often she was to be informed of the fact.
"'I hear that there's talk of a reward being offered,
"'so it looks as if things were going to be lively.
I thought that before the country got too hot
I'd do what he wanted me
and get the things out of his precious tree
I don't mind owning that I have believed
he'd been telling the tale about that three
till I saw you just now standing up there
with your arms full of papers
then I knew that he couldn't have been so drunk
as I thought and I understood
that you'd probably come upon them unexpected
you were quite right I had
now you see how matters really stand
none of these papers are yours
so far as I'm aware
not one of them. Then, that being so, you'll have no objection to my taking them to him.
Elsie making no reply, Miss Scarlett, apparently taking her silence to imply consent,
continued to cram the remaining papers into her leather bag. Just as she had got the last one in
and was about to close it, she looked round with a start. What's that? All at once, a man's head
appeared over the top of a branch of tall bracken which was on one side of the dell. He addressed
them in a tone which, although it did not rise above a whisper, yet had a curiously penetrating
power.
Pardon me, ladies, but if you'll take my tip and don't want to be asked any awkward questions,
you'll get undercover as fast as ever you can.
There are a couple of coppers coming through the wood who are up to no good you may be
sure, and they're right on us.
The head vanished as suddenly as it had appeared.
Where its owner had taken himself off to, from where they were, it was not easy to determine.
Miss Scarlet looked at Elsie with startled eyes.
Coppers, coming through the wood, she paused to listen.
Heavy footsteps were distinctly audible.
Here they are, if they find me with this bag.
The sentence was left unfinished.
Elsie, taking her by the wrist, drew her quickly up the slope to the other side of the tree.
She spoke in a whisper.
Here's a place out of which I think they once took gravel.
It's shallow, but now that the brackens out all round the edge,
it's deep enough to hide us if we stoop down low.
End of chapters 9 and 10.
Chapters 11 and 12 of the interrupted kiss by Richard Marsh.
This Librevox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 11. An overheard conversation.
What Ms. Graham had said proved to be correct.
The fringe of Bracken served us so excellent to screen that when the two girls crouched down,
they were completely hidden.
So long as they kept standing.
till anyone might pass close to them and not guess that they were there.
They had not, however, gone to cover a moment too soon.
Scarce they had they done so when two persons came tramping down into the dell
with whose identity they were both of them familiar.
One of them was Inspector Falcon and the other was the village constable George Wilkins.
It was the latter who spoke first.
This was where I found it, just about where I am standing,
though it might have been a mite closer to that old oak.
Mr. Wilkins was standing where Miss Scarrett
had just been kneeling, the inspector put to him a question. You are sure that it's his.
There are his initials on it, W.P. And I showed it to Maggie Hunt, who's one of the housemaids,
and she recognized it as his matchbox. She says she saw it in his hand that very day. He
passed it to Mr. Harmer for him to get a light with as she was helping Tyrell to set out the tea.
Then your theory is that he came through the woods and made a stop here. What for? To light a cigar? There was
the match-box about where I'm standing and closed by it was a half-burned match.
You've got it in the box.
What did he do with the papers?
He must have had his arms full of them.
I expect he put them down while he was lighting up.
Perhaps it was getting them together again made him overlook his match-box.
He must be a pretty cool card to have stopped here to light a cigar after what he'd just
been doing.
Then where did he go?
Up that bank along that footpath to the left and through that belt of firs you see in
the distance.
Then he either got tired or doubtful about his way or something,
because he sat on the fence beyond and finished his cigar.
I found what was left of it in the ditch on the other side, and I gave it to you.
And then?
He went across a sixteen-acre field and through Joe Radford's farm.
How do you know that?
Radford left eight cows out in his bottom meadow.
He shut the gate which opens into the road and made it fast with a stake.
In the morning the cows were out in the road, the gate was open, and the steak was gone.
Mr. Polgrave, he opened the gate and took the stake with him, though if he left it open on purpose, I can't say.
He might more easily have got over it, but he didn't.
Which way did he take afterwards?
Somewhere about two miles along the road he turned on to the Downs towards Peterham.
Who told you that?
There was a large flock of sheep on the Downs that night.
The shepherd was sleeping in his hut with the door open.
About three o'clock in the morning he was woke by something, but he couldn't think what.
When he got outside, he couldn't stop to find out what had woke him, because the dogs were barking,
and the sheep were tearing off in all directions as if they'd gone mad.
When he'd herded them again and got back, he found a large hedge-stake which he was sure
hadn't been there overnight lying close to his hut.
Mr. Pahlgrave, for the fun of it, threw that stake at the hut as he went past.
It was the noise it made which woke the shepherd and frightened the sheep.
I showed it to Joe Ratford.
He said he fastened his gate which he found open with one just like it.
Have you tracked Walter Pahlgrave any further?
Not at present I haven't, but I shouldn't be surprised if I did before very long.
The inspector regarded his subordinate with what seemed to be a mixture of feelings.
You must be a bloodhound, you must.
You walk along with your nose to the ground.
I can't say that I do, but I was brought up in these parts.
And before I joined the force, I was three years underkeeper in these woods,
so I got into the habit of noticing things.
You seem to.
What else have you, what you call, noticed?
For instance, have you noticed that there's anyone up at the house who perhaps knows better
where Walter Paul Grave went to that night than you do?
Thresting his thumbs into his belt, Mr. Wilkins assumed that he perhaps meant to be a judicial heir.
I shouldn't be surprised if there was.
Who? Anyone in particular?
The two young ladies, especially Miss Graham.
What makes you think Miss Graham knows more than anybody else?
Maggie Hunt, whose name I just now mentioned, she's been noticing things, and from what
she's told me I've formed my own conclusions.
Oh, you have, have you?
Then just you show me the place where you found the rest of that cigar, and as we go along,
perhaps you'll tell me what are the conclusions you have formed.
The two men strode together up the bank and passed out of sight and presently out of sound.
Some time elapsed before the pair in hiding ventured to move.
Then, very gingerly, inch by inch,
Miss Garnet raised her head and looked around.
She spoke in a sepulchral whisper.
They have gone.
Miss Graham appeared at her side.
Without attempting to move from where they were,
they spoke together in whispers,
Miss Scarlett beginning with a question.
There are a nice couple they are.
Did you hear what they said?
Every word.
He's a beauty that Wilkins is.
I've heard about him before.
He has the reputation in the village of
being as sharp as a razor. He seems to be a dangerous man. Dangerous? I should think so. So he found
his matchbox and his match and his cigar, and the gate he left open, and the sticky he threw at
the shepherd's hut. I wonder if Paul Grave did do what he said he did. I haven't much faith in
policeman in a general way. But if he did, what's the odds that Wilkins won't end up by finding out
where he got to after all? That'll be nice for all of us if he does.
What makes him think that you know more about where Walter Pahlgrave is than anybody else?
I don't know.
Sure?
I can only suppose that Maggie's been telling him things, but I've no notion what.
I should keep an eye on Miss Maggie Hunt if I were you.
She seems to have been noticing you a good deal.
It's about time you noticed her.
Miss Graham diverted the conversation into a slightly different channel.
Who was the man who warned us that they were coming?
Where did he come from?
and which way did he go,
or do you think that he's still there?
The two girls stared across the hollow
at the break of Fern.
That's what I've been wondering all the while.
Don't you know who he was?
I never saw him in my life before.
I'll tell you one thing.
Come closer.
I don't want even the leaves to hear.
He knows more about the inside of a prison than he ought to.
I should say he hadn't long been out of one.
What makes you think so?
If Jail wasn't rich and large all over him, I can't read.
It was on his face, in his eyes.
Did you not notice how short his hair was?
More than anything, it was in the way he whispered.
They're not allowed to talk in there,
so I'm told that the old hands get a knack of speaking
without moving their lips in a whisper,
the sound of which only reaches the man it's meant to.
I thought of that when he was whispering to us.
Did you notice how he did it?
No one could have heard but us.
I'm afraid I didn't.
I am wondering how long he had been there watching and listening.
I hope he didn't see you put those papers in your bag or where they came from.
You can't hope it more sincerely than I do.
I'm beginning to wish that I'd left this sort of thing alone.
It really isn't in my line at all.
Anyhow, it's no good my stopping here any longer.
I tell you what, I have half a mind to leave this bag with you.
Don't, please.
He asked you to get those papers.
I expect he wants them.
he'll only increase the danger by leaving them here.
It's all very well for you to talk,
but what price me if they're found in my possession?
What sort of explanation am I going to give?
I've got a feeling about Mr. Wilkins
that he'd know what was inside the bag if he only saw the outside.
But, as you say, he did ask me to get him,
and I know he wants them, though what for beats me.
He'll never dare to do anything with them.
Still, I never have shirked yet, and I'm not going to.
going to start now. Nothing venture, nothing win. So I'll take myself off with the bag.
You let me have a bit of lead before you start to go. So long. If you receive a communication
signed with my initials, you'll know who it's from. With the leather bag in her hand,
Miss Scarlett moves swiftly and lightly off among the trees in the opposite direction to that
taken by Inspector Falcon and Police Constable Wilkins.
Chapter 12 Linal Fitzherbert, Esquire
And, for the third time, Elsie Graham was left alone, that is, so far as any visible companion was concerned.
Her eyes remained fixed on the break of Bracken, over the top of which the man's head had so unexpectedly appeared.
Miss Scarlet's departure had been noiseless.
Elsie strained her ears to catch a sound.
All was still.
Even the birds were silent.
Only now and then there was a faint sighing as of the breeze among the trees.
Her nervous system had undergone a greater strain than she would have cared to admit.
Events of the most unlooked-for kind had crowded on each other so quickly that she was reduced to a condition in which she was almost fearful of what might happen next.
Who was the man who had warned them?
What had he been doing there?
How had he come?
Noiselessly, unperceived?
Or was he yet in the bracken?
The possibility that this might be so, that himself invisible, he might be playing the
spy on her, watching her every movement was more than she could endure.
The envelope, endorsed with a significant two words,
My Will, was still in her possession.
She had not spoken of it herself.
If Miss Scarlett had observed it, it was sufficiently prominent,
a good half was sticking out between the buttons of her blouse,
she had shown no curiosity as to what it might be.
Now Elsie placed the entire envelope within her blouse,
making sure that none of it was visible from without.
Then, quitting what had been her hiding-finding,
place, she walked across the dell towards the bracken.
As she drew near the great fan-like leaves swayed violently to and fro, disturbed by
someone's sudden movement.
Running up the bank, she gained the top just in time to see a man straighten his figure,
as, reaching the open, he dashed into a patch of hawthorns, which grew so close they
seemed to swallow him up.
She shouted to him,
"'Stop!
I want to speak to you.
Tell me who you are.'
Even to herself, it sounded rather like the petulant cry of a
child. Her appeal went
unanswered. The runaway
had vanished from sight without her even getting
a clear view of him as he went.
Who was he that he continued
to spy upon her in so unpleasant a fashion?
Why at her approach
had he so precipitately fled?
Her impulse was to follow,
to hunt him down.
Circumstanced as she was, mystery
was the thing she dreaded most.
A second's reflection showed her
how absurd on her part such an attempt
would be. She might
chase him for hours without bringing him to bay, if she ever succeeded in bringing him to
bay at all. It would be better and more dignified to treat him with contempt. She resolved to
return home. Conscious that her hair had caught in the fronds of the bracken as she lay in hiding,
she put up her hands to smooth or disheveled tresses. She presented a very enticing picture as she
stood there amid the wealth of greenery, a slight flush on her usually pale cheeks, and
something in her eyes which made them shine like stars.
she turned to go and had not gone far with every sense keenly on the alert when she became aware that she was being followed suddenly stopping she swung round just in time to see a figure spring behind a tree upon her left
she had only had the merest glimpse but she was sure all the same that it was the figure of a man the tree was perhaps a hundred yards from where she was the mere distance made pursuit obviously futile if he chose to keep her at arm's length he could at least for an
indefinite period.
Why he was shadowing her and refusing to come out into the open she could not think.
The bare knowledge that she was being subjected to such treatment, for unknown reasons
by an unknown man, who, according to her latest acquaintance, knew more of jail than he ought
to, made her conscious of uncomfortable sensations.
After momentary hesitation, she started again, not this time heading straight for home,
but branching off on a side path to see if she would still be followed.
she had not gone twenty yards before she was aware that the chase had been renewed.
Although she had heard nothing and had not looked round,
something told her that the man behind had quickened his steps and drawn much closer.
The path led to where the trees were thickest.
The idea that it might be his intention to make himself known to her
in the most secluded part of the wood did not commend itself to her at all.
Constitutionally fearless, as a rule she would have laughed to scorn a suggestion
that she could be afraid of any man, under any conditions, anywhere.
Then, for some reason, the notion that the unknown pursuer might force himself upon her at some
moment, and in some spot, which would be of his choosing, not hers, filled her with sudden panic,
with such sudden panic, indeed, that almost before she realized what she was doing she deserted
the path, and dashed off at a run toward Timberham, as if her one object was to reach it by
the shortest cut. She had not, however, run very many steps,
was born in on her that her behavior was undignified as it was unwise.
There was no semblance of a path.
She would not only, if she persisted in going straight on,
have to make the best of her way through bracken which was in places more than six feet high,
but also through a thick undergrowth of all sorts and kinds.
If she succeeded in getting through she would present an undesirable spectacle
when she reached the other side.
Common sense coming to her aid, regaining some remnants of her presence of mind,
stopping as suddenly as she had started, she turned to confront her pursuer.
This time, instead of attempting concealment, he stood watching her,
in apparent enjoyment of the awkward position into which she had managed to get herself.
Desisting, for the moment, from the chase, he remained on the path which he had just quitted,
rubbing his hands over each other, with an expression of amusement on his unprepossessing visage
which, when she saw it, she resented.
He addressed her in the curiously low tone of voice in which he had warned the two girls
of the approaching police, which, although it scarcely rose above a whisper, had such a singularly
penetrating power. Rather nasty going there, isn't it, Miss? I do hope you weren't running away
from me, because I can't think why you should. Now that she saw him clearly, Miss Graham could not
think why she should either. There was nothing formidable about his appearance. He was undersized,
narrow-chested, with a slight stoop. Not only had he neither beard nor moustache, but he had no eyebrows
either. There was a pinkish tinge about his eyes which reminded her of a ferrets.
He had on a shabby blue serge suit and a Billycock hat, a size too big for him which
he wore a little on one side of his head. Miss Scarlett had referred to his closely cut hair,
but so far as else he could see the thing went farther. His head was as hairless as his face.
His manner was apologetic, and there was that in his appearance, which seemed to hint
that the more he was allowed to keep himself in the background the better pleased he would be.
Miss Graham felt that she had seldom seen a person whom she liked less at first sight.
"'What do you mean by daring to follow me about?' she demanded.
"'Who are you?'
"'As to who I am, miss, a party did ought to have a name, didn't he?
Shall I say my name's Fitzherbert, Lionel Fitzherbert.
A good name, Lionel, and a good name Fitzherbert,
Linal Fitzherbert, Esquire.
I couldn't have a more respectable name, could I?
and of course, miss, you're Miss Graham.
Very pleased I am to make your acquaintance.
Although his bearing was cringing, it was insolent.
In some indescribable fashion it was threatening also,
as if he were some dangerous, obscene creature
who only needed courage to take her by the throat.
What are you doing in these woods?
Are you aware that they are private?
Private are they?
Think of that.
Such nice woods.
I always have held that all land ought to be
national property, then we shouldn't hear about Woods being private. But I suppose that when a party
has business there, he's admitted even to a private wood. And so it happens that I did have what
might be called a little business with you. What business could you possibly have with me?
Nothing could have been more contemptuous and defiant than the air with which the girl put the question,
and nothing more outwardly differential and more covertly insolent and threatening than the strain in which
he answered. That's just it.
What business could a chap like me have with a young lady like you?
I will say this, miss, that whatever does come of it I've had a very pleasant afternoon,
and so accidental like.
I saw you find those papers in the tree, and I saw Miss Carter find you finding them,
and I heard every word you said to each other.
Lucky Mr. Polgrave.
He may have got himself into trouble.
We all of us do it sometimes, but we don't all of us win the love of a girl like that.
The red-headed queen of song and dance.
Ah, many a time I've seen her in the halls,
and I've almost fell in love with her myself.
I was very glad that I was able to give you that tip about them coppers.
It's not nice having dealings with them.
No one knows that better than I do.
Very sorry I should have been to see two such charming young ladies in their hands.
Very sorry indeed.
I don't think we ran much risk.
Will you be so kind as to tell me what your business is with me?
If you have any, which I very much doubt, and go.
She tried to be scornful again, but the effort was rather a failure.
In spite of herself, she was conscious of a sinking of the heart caused by something
which she seemed to see between the fellow's words.
That his intention was that she should see that something every instant she suspected more
and more.
Oh, no, miss, you don't doubt, you don't do nothing of the kind, not you.
You know that I've got business with you, and what's more, you know what the business is.
How should I know?
Ah, miss, that's it.
How should you know?
Is it because conscience makes cowards of us all, is that it?
Your conscience has all at once made a coward of you.
Look how white you've got, all the pretty cutters gone out of your cheeks,
and how your eyes are staring as if they saw a ghost or something worse.
and how you're standing as if you were struck to the ground.
If you didn't know what my business was,
you wouldn't stop there talking to muck like me,
you a fine young lady.
You'd order me off,
and if I wouldn't go you'd march to the house
and send your servants to chuck me into the road,
but you don't because you know it's me
who can do the ordering, not you.
Undoubtedly, a surprising change had taken place
in the young lady's appearance,
which was not inaccurately described by the fellow's words.
It even seemed as if something had tied her tongue into knots
so that she experienced the difficulty in speaking.
It was with obvious pains that she delivered herself of a short sentence.
I don't know what you mean.
Now, Miss Graham, don't you tell me a lie?
Excuse my plain speaking, but don't you do it.
Don't let there be any lies between you and me.
It will be such a pity.
You do know what I mean, but although you know I'll tell you,
What does Shakespeare say about a deed without a name?
That's it.
A deed without a name, and to my thinking you and me had better leave it without a name.
Now, you do know what I mean.
It seemed that she did, and the knowledge had brought something into her face which had
changed its entire character, something which it was terrible to see.
The sight of it seemed even to affect the man in front of her.
He shrank backwards as if frightened.
His observations took the form of a remonstrance.
His voice became more pronouncedly a whisper,
always with a curiously penetrating quality.
That sort of thing's no good?
What's the good of it?
I once saw Macbeth.
What struck me about the play most
was what a fool he made of himself afterwards.
Macbeth, I mean.
What's done's done?
His own word showed he knew that as well as anyone.
Yet he kept making a fuss about spells.
built milk. It made me sick the way he carried on afterwards. You've no call to be afraid of me.
Do you suppose that I am afraid of you? The question was so patly asked and in so curious a tone
that his discomfiture was evident. He drew back with a startled gesture as if the fear
were on his side rather than on hers. I'm sure I don't want you to be afraid of me. All I want
is that we should understand each other. Then let us do so at once.
How am I to understand you?
Again her manner had suddenly altered.
She strode towards him through the gorse bushes
with the air of one who carries a weapon in either hand.
It was she who seemed to threaten, he who coward.
Don't you try to come that over me because I won't have it?
Tell me what I'm to understand.
I'll tell you when it suits me but not till.
It almost seemed as if she would have taken him by the throat.
When she went close up to him,
him, she was so much the taller of the two that compared to her his shrinking attitude seemed to
make of him a pygmy. One felt that if she had had a weapon in her hand, she would have struck him.
The consciousness that that was so made him play the cur. Don't you touch me, or you'll be sorry.
Touch you? As she echoed his words, she laughed, and at the sound of her laughter he started.
His arm went up as if to screen his head. The only thing with which I touch you would be a pitch-pork.
I'd use it to thrust you into the gutter and to keep you there till you were carried off with the rest of the refuse into the main sewer.
Turning, she strode off along the path. He called after her.
All right, that's the line you're going to take, is it?
Very well, I'm agreeable. Only mind you, I know, and you know I know. And if you don't come to a proper understanding with me, you'll be sorry.
Miss Graham went on a few steps further, then suddenly stopping, turned again, speaking to him from where she stood.
Pray, what do you call a proper understanding?
He glanced furtively about him.
It's no good our speaking too loud.
We don't want the rabbits and the pheasants to know our business.
If you don't mind, I'll come a little closer.
She said nothing.
He came towards her along the path.
When he was within about six feet of her, she stopped him.
That's close enough.
I'm afraid of neither the pheasants nor the rabbits.
He drew the back of his hand across his thin, colourless lips,
keeping his ferret's eyes fixed on her in an unblinking stare.
Just so, only you know what I mean.
There's no call for you to think that I mean to be unfriendly.
Please don't try to be friendly with me.
A man can't help it where a nice young lady like you is concerned.
If you were to make a remark like that to me with a convenient pond in
reach, I'd put you into it. I have no doubt you'd try, not a might of doubt. Uncommon quick with
your hands you are. Uncommon, as I happened to know. There was something behind his words which he
intended her to see and which she saw. The rigidity came back to her face, seeming even to
alter its shape so that it was square and set and hard. And a gleam came into her eyes which
affected him so unpleasantly that he made what was perhaps a shuffling attempt at an apology.
you shouldn't provoke me. It's your fault. I don't want to speak of it. I shouldn't speak of it if you weren't to talk about putting me into pawns. I don't like that kind of thing any more than you like the other. It isn't to be supposed I should. Very well then. You treat me reasonably and I'll treat you the same. That's all I ask. Again, he drew the back of his hand across his lips as if he wished the gesture to express the fact that no one could be more reasonable than he desired to be.
as she said nothing he went on i did mean to finish our little business right straight off and i did hope we should have parted friends but after what happened this afternoon you're finding the papers and miss garlet and them two coppers and all things have been altered see what i mean
i do not perhaps it was something which she saw in his unpleasant eyes which she kept fixed in an unblinking stare upon her face which caused her lips to twitch as if in anger as throughout his
tone when he spoke, was significant of much more than his words conveyed.
We'll leave it at that, that you don't know what I mean, though I have my doubts.
I'm rather afraid that we shall have to put off our little understanding till this evening.
There are one or two things I should like to think about.
We don't want to do anything in a hurry either of us, do we?
Suppose we say that if you take a constitutional by yourself after dinner, you'll find me in the
summer-house.
It's a convenient distance for a stroll, is the summer house.
And we shall be all alone, with no one likely to interrupt us.
It is on the bank of the lake, so that if you feel like it, you can throw me in.
And anyhow, I shan't keep you long.
When we've once got fairly to work, we ought to understand each other very nicely in less than five minutes.
Shall we put it that you'll come to have a little chat with me in the summer house after dinner?
You can put it as you choose.
I'll give instructions that the dogs are to be let loose
so that the grounds may be kept clear of tramps.
Oh, no, you won't.
Not you?
You'll come and have that little chat.
When you've thought things over quietly,
as you will do between this and then,
you'll see that that's the safest and the wisest course.
And after dinner, you'll stroll round to the summer house
as sure as you and I are standing here.
Again, there was that on her face
and in her attitude as she silently regarded him,
which suggested that if she had been possessed
of a convenient weapon of offense,
it would have been the worst for him,
and again, as if fearful of he knew not what,
he shrunk a little back.
But she did nothing, and said nothing.
Turning, she moved away from him along the path.
He stood and watched her.
When she had gained the point at which the woods came to an end
and the path stopped at a gate,
on the other side of which were the grounds proper,
a sound seemed to rend the quiet air.
It was three notes of a whistle.
A high, a low, then a high one again,
which someone had whistled with surprising shrillness.
Miss Graham, who had her hand upon the gate,
started as if the sound had struck her an actual blow.
Looking back, she saw that the man was still standing
where she had left him holding a finger to his lips.
He called to her, still without seeming to raise his voice,
and though he was at a distance of quite 100 yards,
every word he uttered was distinctly audible.
That's my call, that is, Lionel Fitzherbert's own private and particular.
Wherever and whenever you hear it, you'll know it's a call to you.
If you're not, you know where, in good time, you'll hear it tonight, then you'll know what it means.
As I remarked just now, it'll be a call to you.
End of chapters 11 and 12.
Chapter 13 and 14 of the Interrupted Kiss by Richard Marsh.
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Chapter 13
The Vicar's Sister
When Miss Graham entered the house,
Mrs. Harmar came out into the hall to meet her.
Elsie, where have you been?
I've been for a walk in the woods.
In the woods?
My dear, what is the matter?
Nothing's the matter.
Why do you ask, what's the matter?
If you see your face in a glass, you'll know.
You look as Hamlet must have done
when he'd been interviewing his father's
ghost. Please get rid of that frightful expression. There's Miss Mingus in the morning room.
She came soon after you went out. She must want to see you very particularly, because she has
been waiting for you ever since. You know her way. She's told me, quite frankly, she didn't
come to see me. Do get some of that black look off your face and try to find a smile,
and tidy your hair, and come to her as fast as ever you can, and I'll go and tell her you are coming.
Mrs. Harmar hastened away.
Elsie, after hesitating a moment, turned into the library.
A Venetian mirror hung on the wall between the windows.
When she looked into it, she understood why her cousin had asked what was the matter.
She hardly knew her own face.
As she raised her hands to arrange her hair, she moved the envelope which was in her blouse.
So completely was her mind occupied by her interview with Mr. Lionel Fitzherbert
that she had forgotten it was there.
She glanced about her with Anne.
anxious eyes. What should she do with it? She did not know what Miss Mingus wanted, but she had a
feeling that she could not go in and see her while the envelope was there. They were on the best of terms.
Suppose Miss Mingus were to put her arms about her and feel it and ask you what it was.
She would betray herself, with her nerves so strung that only by fits and starts could she
control them she knew she should. Besides, she had an almost morbid longing to be rid of it,
to remove it at least for a time from personal contact.
It carried with its such uncomfortable associations.
She closed the library door, cautiously,
as if she were doing something of which she was ashamed.
Unfastening her blouse, she withdrew the envelope.
In such a state were her nerves that at the mere touch of it her hands trembled.
What could she do with the thing?
Where, for the present, might she hide it?
Near her on a low tripod was a hampered copper vase.
in it was a fine carcelaria in full bloom.
Between the pot which contained the plant and the vase
was sufficient space for an envelope.
But would it be deep enough?
An idea occurred to her.
She drew out the pot,
put the envelope into the vase,
and on top of it the flower.
She had not done it very well.
When the plant was back in its place,
one corner of the envelope was sticking up.
It was not likely to be noticed by anyone
who was not actually on the lookout for it,
yet it was visible.
Elsie felt she had better put it out of sight.
She was just about to shift the pot when the telephone bell rang,
with a startling suddenness with which telephone bells are up to ring.
She hesitated. The bell rang again, and again.
Hurrying to the table, she caught up the receiver.
Yes, who is it? No reply.
Hello?
The door was opened, to admit Mrs. Harmar.
Wasn't that the telephone?
It rang, but I don't know who rang it.
There doesn't seem to be anybody there.
Give it to me. I'll attend to it.
You go and talk to Miss Mingus.
We've been boring each other to extinction.
For goodness sake, do go and see what she wants.
Elsie yielded the receiver to her cousin.
Leaving the library she crossed the hall to the morning room.
Miss Mingus was standing by the window.
She turned as she came in, bursting into animated speech.
You poor thing, what a wreck you look.
What have they been doing to you?
precisely as she had foreseen miss minyus put her arms about her and held her close if the envelope had been in its original place she would certainly have felt it there was something in the near neighbourhood of the other strong arms which the girl found pleasant
laura minas had been almost as good a friend to her as her brother peter if she had not found her quite so sympathetic as the vicar the difference was one rather of degree than of kind there was an odd resemblance between the brother and the sister each had the same nondescript taste in dress
laura's was apt to be so masculine that from a little distance when she was seated it was quite easy to mistake her for a man each was cobbly built both their plain faces were redeemed not only by an expression of shrewd
good-humored common sense, but also by a radiant something which suggested that theirs was the
divine gift of, spiritually, never growing old. Laura was, by several years, the younger of the two,
but one felt that, just as the vicar looked as if he were still her age, she would seem no older when
she was his. Elsie was taller than she was, so that when they were close together she had to look up
into her face. She did look up at it. Then, as if impelled by something which she saw on it,
She drew it down to hers and kissed her on the eyes and brow and lip.
There was something in the tenderness with which she did it which so stirred the girl that her whole body began to tremble.
Miss Mingus, drawing her to a couch, seated herself beside her,
and immediately the girl began to cry as if she were a child,
and Miss Minius proceeded to console her as if she were a child.
Isn't it a queer world and aren't there some funny people in it?
And don't things all get mixed up and tangled anyhow crossways?
so that wherever you turn there's nothing but thorns and thistles and general horridness.
You can go for days and days and days, and get nothing but scratches and a broken heart.
But thank goodness those days do pass, and then it's extraordinary how soon your scratches heal
and your heart mends and the world seems a more delightful place even than it did before.
Somehow happiness seems heightened by remembered pain,
so long as it isn't remembered too keenly, and it's my belief that it never is.
there's just memory enough to give to happiness that tonic quality which keeps it from glowing.
If you've damped your handkerchief, my dear, use mine.
Miss Mingus held out a serviceable-looking article which was in striking contrast to the scrap of lace and muslin with which Miss Graham was dabbing her eyes.
Although, with a movement of her head she declined the offer, even through her tears, Miss Graham smiled.
Returning her property to a patch pocket on her skirt, Miss Minius changed the subject.
Elsie, I believe I've been waiting for you for two solid hours by the clock.
I dare say your cousin would have liked to have put me into a pail of water with a lid on top,
but I must admit that she's born with exemplary eternal patience the failure of her repeated efforts
to find out what I wanted you for.
You know me, that when I've made up my mind to do a thing, I do it,
and then when I mean to see a person I stop till I do.
It's lucky that you have come, or I don't know how long I should have stopped.
Have you seen my brother?
It was, perhaps, because the question was so unexpected and so sudden, that Elsie's cheeks
burst into a flame.
Miss Mingus surveying them read her answer.
I see you have.
So he's done it, has he?
Though he never breathed the syllable to me, I knew he would do it if he got a chance.
Poor Peter.
Why do you say poor Peter?
The question was asked with what seemed like a spice of resentment.
Because Peter loves you as only men of his sort do love a woman.
"'There's a lot of two-penny trash
"'talked about men's love and women's too,
"'for the matter of that.
"'Peter's an exception.
"'There's nothing you could ask him to do
"'he wouldn't do no matter how silly it was,
"'or which he wouldn't do without your asking
"'if he thought he was doing it for your sake.
"'I don't think he's necessarily to be pitied on that account.
"'I like him very much.
"'Do you love him?'
"'Miss Graham looked down.
"'She picked evidences of her woodland ramble
"'off her skirt.
Do you like him enough to be his wife?
When Elsie answered, she was still engaged in fingering her dress.
Would you care for me to be his wife, with so much, with everything against me?
There's nothing against you.
Don't talk nonsense.
You of all people.
I know you and you know me.
Do you believe that there could be anything against me which would render me unfit to make a decent man a good wife?
Of course not, but you are different.
I am to this extent that I have to this extent that I have to be anything.
had the luck and you haven't. So it's all the more to your credit that I know you to be incapable
of doing anything which would disqualify you in any real sense, to be a wife of whom the
finest and greatest gentleman in the land would have every reason to be proud. The girl's cheeks
flamed more than ever. Her glance was still cast down. Laura, you do say things. I only say
things which I know to be true, as you're perfectly well aware. It's only affectation to pretend that you're
not. As for you're asking if I should care for you to be Peter's wife, when I tell you that I've
come here for the express purpose of begging you to be his wife, and have waited two solid hours
for the chance of doing it, you'll see how absurd your question is. But why should you wish me to be
his wife? For various reasons. I'll begin with one, a very practical one. By becoming his wife,
you'll be doing me a good turn. I don't see how I shall be doing that, anyhow. Elsie, have you
got any eyes? I've always thought I had. I'm beginning to doubt it. As for Peter, I know he's
stone-blind. That sounds flattering. Are you suggesting that he's asked me to be his wife because
he's blind to my manifold imperfections? He's not blind where you're concerned, not a bit of it.
He sees you and everything about you with preternatural clearness. He's only blind where other
people are concerned, and so far as that goes, I'm beginning to suspect that you are too.
Laura, what do you mean?
Miss Mingus turned suddenly round on the couch
so that she looked Miss Graham fairly and squarely in the face.
Elsie, do you mean to tell me that you've noticed nothing between me and Shalto Paterson?
Sholto Paterson, do you mean your brother's curate?
Your question answers me,
and yet I took you to be a girl who could see through a brick wall.
But, Laura, you can't mean, do you mean...
Of course, that's just what I do mean.
Peter has seen no more than you have,
but then he's a man and you're a girl,
with such eyes for a thing of that sort.
I am surprised at you.
Why, you hadn't been a week at Timberham
before Peter began to have hankerings for you, and I saw it,
and Shalto hadn't been a week at Woodcut
before he began to hanker after me,
and you've seen nothing until this second,
nor Peter either.
But I don't count Peter.
My dear Laura, I confess I have been purr blind,
but I am to congratulate you, really.
From the way you say it,
one would think that the whole idea
was still an incredible one to you.
I don't know why it should be.
I can only tell you this.
Ten days ago, Sholto asked me if I would be his wife,
and I said yes.
He offered to let me have four and twenty hours for consideration.
But, as I'd been wondering why he hadn't asked me before,
I told him that no consideration was required,
as my mind was quite as much made up as his own.
So I said yes, on the spot. No dilly-dallying for me.
My dear Laura, I do hope you'll be happy.
But you doubt it, I understand. I know you don't like Sholto.
It isn't that I dislike him, but he's so awfully good.
Exactly, I tell him that he's an understudy for a saint.
That's why we're so well-matched. He supplies the sanctity and I supply the sense,
though mind you, when you know him
Sholto's not a fool.
The same with you and Peter.
He supplies the material and you the immaterial.
Could there be a better combination?
I don't quite know what you mean.
Perhaps not, but I do.
You tell Peter what I said and he'll enlighten you.
Now I'm coming to how you will do me a good turn by marrying Peter.
I don't want to marry my brother's curate,
and Shulte doesn't want to marry his vicar's sister.
I'm afraid I'm very sorry.
stupid, but again I don't understand.
Mr. Patterson
is Mr. Minius's currant, and you
are his sister.
At present, that's the bother.
Peter's heart is not in the church any more
than yours is. You're not tumbling
over yourself with anxiety to be a Vickers'
wife. I certainly
am not sure that I have a vocation for
for that kind of a thing.
I'm not sure either.
Now I have. It has always
been my dream to be at least a Vickers' wife.
But I can't go to Peter's
and say,
Look here, Peter.
I'll give you a good round sum for the living,
more than it's worth,
because I want you to get out of it,
and induct Shalto instead,
as I'm going to be his wife.
Perhaps he wouldn't like it.
He might.
He might misunderstand you.
Just so, he might.
Now you only have to hint to him
that you'd rather not be a baker's wife,
and I shouldn't be surprised if he were to present me
with the whole thing,
lock, stock, and barrel,
as a wedding present,
and be glad of the chance of getting rid of it.
I should keep the living
in my own gift and present Sholto.
He'd make an ideal vicar, which Peter will never do.
I've lots of money.
I shouldn't touch the church outside.
In its way it's a gem,
but within, I'd make it a dream of beauty.
I've more taste and more knowledge than you might think to look at me,
and so has Sholto.
No expense and no pain should be spared to make it,
as regards service and fabric the most perfect thing of its kind.
And let me tell you that the real service
of the real English church is the most perfect expression of beauty, majesty, and glory that is to be found on earth.
Is it? I see. But you don't care. Each to his taste. Anyhow, now you also see that by marrying
Peter you'll do me a good turn and make me happy by giving me my life's ambition. And you'll
take Peter away to where he'll be only too delighted to go and you'll make him happy too.
And where do I come in?
Elsie, I'll tell you, there are different kinds of love which a woman can feel for a man.
There is the physical kind which women sometimes try to persuade themselves is romantic,
transcendental, but isn't. I doubt of that kind lasts. Then there is the kind which Peter stands
for, which endures and grows greater. You like him already, and you find him sympathetic.
You'll find him more sympathetic when you know him better and you'll grow to like him more.
You'll always be able to depend on him.
He'll never give you an hour's anxiety.
His whole delight will be in you and in your children.
To him you'll represent the whole world.
In course of time, you'll be amused to find how he has come to represent the whole world to you.
And as you come to know the world better and learn how the average woman fares,
you will understand what a comfortable possession a husband of that particular pattern is.
My serious advice is, give Peter's offer, on all accounts, your most careful and most favorable consideration,
for Peter's sake, for my sake, and also Elsie, for your own.
I believe that as Peter's wife you'll be a happy woman.
What did you say to him this afternoon?
Not much, he didn't ask me to say much.
He told me to think things over.
That's just like Peter.
I suppose he saw that if he pressed you for an immediate answer, you'd say no.
I don't know what he saw.
Miss Menyce was silent.
Elsie was silent too.
After a perceptible pause, Miss Menyus rose.
Well, my dear, that's all I have to say.
You give the matter that four-and-twenty hours' consideration which Shaltow offered me,
and afterwards please, for all our sakes, and certainly, my dear, not least for your own,
say yes.
Goodbye, sister, that I hope is to be.
Don't trouble to come to the door and don't ring.
I can find my way out.
Chapter 14
A Question of an Envelope
Miss Graham remained for some minutes in the morning room after her visitor had gone,
vainly trying to get her thoughts into something like orderly array.
She had so many things to think of,
so many more than anyone supposed, that they seemed to jostle each other,
refusing to allow themselves to be arranged in any order
which would permit of their quiet, contemplative study.
First, there was the vicar.
Now there was his sister.
As Miss Graham endeavored to marshal in her mind what Miss Menyus had been saying,
suddenly she thought of the envelope which she had left in the copper vase.
Possibly now the field was clear she might be able to reclaim it,
and retreating to her bedroom, examine its contents in undisturbed seclusion.
She went quickly to the library.
There was no one there.
She crossed to the vase.
The envelope had gone.
The discovery so took her back that for some instance she could not realize that it was so.
She stood staring at the place at which she had left the corner just sticking up enough to be visible.
beyond a doubt there was nothing visible now could it have slipped down she lifted the flower-pot which contained the calceolaria now that the pot was out of it the vase was empty there certainly was no envelope
she replaced the plant with something of what the feeling of a person might be who had seen some solid article disappear without rhyme or reason from under his very eyes she almost felt as if the envelope had vanished from under her eyes who could have taken it how had anyone learned that it was there
just before she went into miss menyus the telephone bell had rung mrs harmar had taken the receiver out of her hand she had left her there could claire as she left unanswered
the unfinished question, Mrs. Harmar appeared in the open doorway.
So the woman has gone?
My dear child, I thought she was going to stay forever.
What did the creature want with you?
Instead of answering her cousin's question, the girl began one of her own.
Did you?
She stopped, as if recognizing how useless such an inquiry would be.
Mrs. Harmar stared at her.
Did I, what?
Without attempting to reply, moving to an open window,
Miss Graham leaned out as if seeking the relief of the fresh air.
Mrs. Harmer knit her pretty brows in apparent perplexity.
My dear Elsie, I told you before you went into that woman
that you looked as if you'd seen the ghost of Hamlet's father,
and now that you've come out you look as if you'd seen two more.
What did she want with you?
She only wanted to talk to me.
Only wanted to talk to you.
I didn't suppose she wanted to hit you,
though she might as well have done from the looks of you.
i only wondered what she wanted to talk to you about that was so frightfully mysterious she wanted to talk to me about one or two things did she indeed how extremely lucid
of course if they were such private and particular things i suppose they're no business of mine though you didn't use to have any secrets from me if the words were meant for a hint miss graham did not take it leaning against a table mrs harmar stood observing her as if she were trying to make her out
"'Elsey, I'm older than you.
"'Ten months?
"'Ten such months.
"'Besides, I'm a married woman,
"'and a married woman is always much older
"'than an unmarried girl.
"'I doubt it.
"'I'm a married woman, and I know.
"'Anyhow, you and I have always been
"'the very best of friends,
"'and I hope we always shall be the very best of friends,
"'but I've noticed that something seems
"'to be growing up inside you which makes me anxious.
"'During the last few days you've become a different girl,
and what's worse the change continues, so that I don't know where you'll get to.
Please do stop. For goodness sake, don't cultivate nerves. If we're not careful, you and me,
we shall get into such a state of nervous strain that every breeze that blows, every passing
shadow, every trivial thing that's done, or left undone, every chance word will be to us
as so many pinpricks, so that, as it were, we shall be kept on the edge of a perpetual scream.
Nothing could happen to us worse than that.
Nothing, Elsie.
What's done is done.
We can't undo it.
Can't you accept the inevitable?
I've got to.
But not in that tone or with that air.
That's not accepting it.
That's playing the coward.
Is it?
I am sorry.
If you really are sorry, it will be all right.
Because then you'll pull yourself together, stiff in your back,
get a smile in your eyes, pluck in your heart,
and be the Elsie I have known.
The Elsie, who was my one bridesmaid,
the best and dearest girl in all the world and the truest friend.
By the way, who's Lionel Fitzherbert?
Claire!
Elsie, don't yell like that.
Mrs. Harmar was holding both hands to her left breast,
as if her cousins raised tones had gone through her like a knife.
I beg your pardon, but why did you ask me such a question?
Gracious, child, if every time you're asked a question
you're going to scream out like that,
it will be impossible for anyone to live with you.
From the way you called out,
anybody might have thought I'd hurt you.
Why are you glaring at me like that?
I'm very sorry.
I keep on being sorry.
But I didn't know I was glaring.
I was only wondering why you asked the question.
Just before you went off to Miss Menyus,
the telephone bell rang, didn't it?
You gave me the receiver, and I asked who was there.
No one answered.
I asked two or three times.
but still no answer.
I put down the receiver
and went into the garden
to see if a little out-of-doors
would do my head good.
The struggle to make talk
with Miss Menyus had started
at splitting.
I don't know how long
I'd been out
when the telephone began ringing again.
Back I came, and again I asked.
Someone replied,
I'll give you the exact words.
They were such odd ones.
Excuse me, Miss.
I don't know if the speaker
took me for a servant or what,
but would you mind asking Miss Elsie?
Graham not to forget that the names
Lionel Fitzherbert Esquire.
There, the speaker stopped.
I waited for him to go on,
but no, not another sound.
I asked who Mr. Lionel Fitzherbert
was, what he wanted, but not
another syllable came through the phone.
Apparently, in that one
rather remarkable sentence, Mr.
Lionel Fitzherbert had set his say right out.
I don't know who Lionel Fitzherbert
Esquire may be, but there's not much
Esquire about his voice. If ever I heard a
Cockney of the lowest type speaking, I heard one then. Pray, who is Mr. Lionel Fitzherbert?
While Mrs. Harmar had been speaking, her cousin had turned again to the window, and now stood
with her back towards her. I know no more than you do. Don't you? Is that a fact? I presume
that's why you gave such a shriek when I mentioned the name. Very well, Elsie, as you please.
I foresee that you're going to drag me into an atmosphere in which my nerves will be torn to fiddle-strings.
Not that it matters in the least, at any rate to you.
Moving to the copper vase, Mrs. Harmar began to smooth the splendid blooms of the plant
delicately with the tip of her little finger.
There's something else I want to ask you about, Elsie, now that we are on delicate subjects,
and that's uncle's will.
If Miss Graham started at the mention of the word will, it seemed as if her cousin did not notice it.
That's a matter on which we shall have to come to some arrangement, you and me,
and as soon as we conveniently can,
or it appears that if we don't,
things will get into a pretty muddle.
Mrs. Harmar paused,
as if for her cousin to speak,
there was a quite perceptible period of silence
during which it seemed that either Miss Graham
had nothing to say,
or that, if she had,
she did not intend to say it.
On the other hand,
something in Mrs. Harmar's bearing
conveyed the impression
that she did not propose to go on
until the other had spoken.
As if conscious of her cousin's attitude,
Miss Graham asked a question,
still with her feet,
face turned to the garden and with her back to Mrs. Harmar.
She asked it very softly and very clearly.
One felt that she would not have asked it if compulsion had not been put upon her.
Claire, have you seen an envelope?
Again there was a perceptible pause before an answer ever came.
Mrs. Harmar continued to stroke the petals of the flower.
There was a look on her face as if she were trying to make out to what her cousin's question referred.
An envelope?
What envelope?
Have you seen an envelope since you were in this room?
It was perhaps because Mrs. Harmar detected something in Elsie's tone
which seemed to be meant to be significant that the expression on her face became one of puzzlement.
My dear child, what do you mean?
I only wondered, that was all.
Only wondered.
I speak to you about uncle's bothering will,
and instead of seeming to pay the least attention to what I'm saying,
you fly off at attention to ask me if I've seen an envelope.
Have you lost one?
or what? It doesn't matter.
Really, Elsie, you're very mysterious or very inconsequent. You are certainly trying.
Would you kindly favour me with your attention for a very few minutes?
I'm talking to you about Uncle's will. His will, you understand? I don't know if you're
aware of it, but it seems that we're in a very awkward position both of us. There's one will
found, and another which may be found or mayn't. But it seems that until it's made clear if it is
or isn't going to be found, and heaven knows how long that will take, there won't be anything
for either of us. No money, no nothing, unless that is, we come to some arrangement.
Edwin's been trying on his own behalf to get some money out of the lawyers, but not a penny
will they fork up until, as they put it, matters are settled. As perhaps you know, or if you don't
actually know, you've probably guessed, since Edwin lost or spent or something all his own money
we've been practically living on what he borrowed from uncle.
And now, as there's no uncle to borrow from,
and the lawyers won't stump up, we're in a hole.
But, as matters stand,
everything that uncle left is yours.
Mrs. Harmar held out her hands
with a pretty little gesture of distress.
My dear child,
what is the use of your talking like that
after what I've just now told you?
Mr. Lazarus, Messrs. Mirham and Kirby,
uncles managing men, and other horrid people,
not one of them will consent to our having
a penny, until, as they put it, a reasonable time has elapsed to enable Uncle's other will
to be found. What a reasonable time is no one seems to know. And in the meanwhile, what are Edwin
and I to do? We're practically penniless. I'm in the same condition. Are you? How delightful.
What a moneyed household we seem to be. But we go one better than you, for not only are we penniless,
but we owe everybody money. I owe quite a little.
ten pounds.
Quite ten pounds, you lucky wretch. If we only owed ten hundred. Elsie, what do you think
are the chances of your will? I call it your will because by it you get everything,
being found. Miss Graham had moved so that she and her cousin were nearly face to face.
She regarded her intently for some seconds, Mrs. Harmar meeting her inspection with wide open,
innocent eyes in which there was just a touch of wonder. Then she turned again to the window.
There was a suggestion of restraint in the formal phrase in which she replied.
It is hardly a question on which I am competent to form an opinion.
Mrs. Harmar's speaking voice was one of her greatest charms.
It was always so soft and musical.
The almost phenomenal sweetness with which she spoke, then,
was in odd contrast to the keen scrutiny to which she was subjecting so much of her cousin
as could be seen from her back.
It appears that the lawyers have a theory that the will be seen from her back.
the lawyers have a theory that the will which can't be found was stolen by someone that night,
but who could have stolen it? There was no answer from the girl at the window who stood
motionless. After a pause had made it clear that she meant to keep silent, Mrs. Harmar went on,
always softly and sweetly. It's bad enough that they should have such a theory, isn't it, dear?
But it seems that one result will be that if we don't come at once to some arrangement,
the whole thing will be thrown into some dreadful law court, and that'll be
be much worse. So, Elsie, please, do agree with me. I don't know what you mean. I'm not aware that I have
ever disagreed with you. Mrs. Harmar sighed, as if she found her cousin a little dull.
We are quite ready to concede, Edwin and I, that the probabilities are that your will is sure
to come to light, and that in any event you are entitled to the lion's share. All we want is enough
to pay our debts and to enable us to live, however humbly.
My suggestion is that you should have two-thirds and we the remaining third.
I won't have a penny.
Elsie, don't be absurd.
I have already told you that I won't touch a penny of Uncle's money, and I won't.
I am prepared to sit down now and draw up a paper renouncing all claims I may have in your favor.
But how are you going to live?
I understand that Rupert Earl's wonderful invention is coming off.
If it does, it will be the first invention I ever heard of that did,
and that he's likely to be a multi-millionaire.
I do trust you're going to marry him.
If you are, as you'll be wallowing in gold,
I can begin to understand your quixotic generosity.
But if you aren't, I must confess that you're beyond me altogether.
I am not going to marry, Mr. Earl.
Then what are you going to do?
I shall manage.
Oh, will you?
It's so easy for a girl with no prospects to marry on nothing a year.
I'll make no comment on your attitude now,
beyond remarking that even if I were to go to Mr. Lazarus and his friends with that paper in my hands,
they'd hum and ha and ha and hum before they'd advance me even so much as a thousand pounds.
They'd very properly look at me askance when they saw what a thumping profit I was going to make out of your nobility.
We'll call it nobility, my love.
No, Elsie, what I want is something practical.
I want you to join me in drawing up a request for, say, ten thousand pounds,
as it seems that one of us must have everything.
If we make such a request in our joint names, they can hardly refuse to let us have so much of it.
Indeed, Mr. Lazarus has as good as promised, and if he won't, Edwin knows someone who will.
You see, Elsie, I may as well be frank, though frankness is apt to be a bit of a nuisance.
Edwin has stupidly got himself into a silly mess, so that it's absolutely essential that we should get hold of a large sum of money in the next few days.
And that's how it is with us.
I'm quite ready to join you in such a paper
if it's understood that I'm to have no part of the money,
that all of it is for you.
Such an understanding needn't be in the paper, need it.
There was a cynical note in Mrs. Harmar's gentle tones,
which apparently gave Miss Graham food for reflection,
or maybe the lady only saw in what might have been
an imaginary stiffening in her cousin's pose
the possibility of its having done so.
Her tone changed.
It became supplicatory, tremulous,
pathetic. Elsie, you must take pity on us. You really must. You don't know what a bad mess we are in,
Edwin and I, or you wouldn't hesitate. I'm not asking you for an answer at once. Take tonight to
think it over. But to-morrow, if you could do what I ask, you would lift such a load of anxiety
off my mind and to render me a service for which I shall evermore be grateful.
When Mrs. Harmar had finished, Miss Graham remained silent as if she were
pondering over her cousin's words. Then, turning, she pressed the inquiry she had put before.
Claire, are you quite sure that you have not found an envelope anywhere in this room since I went out
to see Miss Minas? My dear child, what ridiculous idea have you got hold of? What wonderful
envelope is it I am supposed to have found? I have paid attention to you. Now pay attention to me
and please answer my question, just yes or no. What is your question? It's that
That way, is it? I see. Thank you. I am sorry.
Again, the girl returned to the window. Mrs. Harmar broke out with what for her was heat.
Elsie, what do you mean? You talk in riddles, and because I don't begin to understand you,
you take on airs. I don't know what envelope you're talking about, but I've seen no envelope
of any sort or kind, not only in this room or in any room, or in any part of the house,
neither since you went to see Miss Minas, nor during the whole of today.
that do for you? Are you quite sure? Really? It is I who will have to be thankful.
When I tell you that a thing is so, is it necessary that I should swear to it?
The telephone bell began to ring. Mrs. Harmar moved to the table. As she took up the
receiver, she gave utterance to a pious wish, which might almost have been intended for a shot
at Miss Graham. Now who's that? Do let's hope that it's not that aristocratic friend of yours,
whose anxiety has moved him to reiterate his entreaty
that you won't forget that his name is Lionel Fitzherbert Esquire.
You will certainly have to reassure him yourself if it is.
End of chapters 13 and 14.
Chapters 15 and 16 of the interrupted kiss by Richard Marsh.
This Librebox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 15
The Fish Pond
The Two Ladies Dined Alone
The telephone message was from Edwin Harmar
who informed his wife that he had met a friend
with whom he proposed to dine.
When asked who the friend was, he told her
that it was Rupert Earl, adding certain comments
which were undoubtedly intended to reach her ear alone.
The first part of the message she passed on to her cousin,
the latter part she kept to herself.
That evening meal was not an exhilarating function.
Had either lady ventured to follow the secret prompting of her heart,
she would have suggested that they should have no formal meal at all.
the other with alacrity have acquiesced.
As it was, they sat down to a fairly elaborate repast.
John Culver had always insisted on having a good dinner,
of which they both ate practically nothing.
The scant attention they paid to the several dishes
was not flattering to the cook.
Conversation was almost as much to seek as appetite.
Mrs. Harmar made gallant efforts to talk about something,
but Miss Graham was so unresponsive
that the failure of her attempts was tragic.
Such a cloud of gloom,
settled about the festive board that before the feast was more than halfway through, Mrs. Harmar,
taking her courage with both hands, asked her companion if she wanted anything else,
receiving her negative with an air of unmistakable relief.
When the two ladies, having quitted the dining-room were out in the hall, Mrs. Harmar said,
with what in one so equable was something more than petulance?
Upon my word, I'll see, you are beyond anything, you really are too awful.
I'm going to bed, or at any rate I'm going to my room.
I don't know when Edwin's coming in
And about you there is such an air
of unutterable depression that if I must have the blues
I may as well have them alone, if you don't mind.
Miss Graham did not seem to mind at all.
Mrs. Harmar went upstairs.
Soon after, Miss Graham went out.
Going round to the stable-yard,
which at that time of night was deserted,
she unchained the great St. Bernard Boris.
Passing a lead through his collar,
she started off with him
on what seemed a stroll round the grounds.
it was a fine night the stars hung in glistening masses in a cloudless sky what breeze there was came from the south if boris wondered what was the cause of his being treated to such an unwonted constitutional like a gentleman he asked no questions but without straining at the leash kept stately pace at the lady's side
in miss graham's mind her cousin's words were rankling she had not resented them because she knew how true it was that about her there was an air of unutterable depression yet the non-utterable depression yet the non-graham's mind her her her was an air of unutterable depression yet the non-lawful
that her cousin had commented on it with so much frankness and so little sympathy heard her
nonetheless. Always it was with the storm and stress of life that she had been most familiar.
True, there had been a time when she was the merest child in the land of her birth,
where the sun shines oftener when she had known happiness which, looking back,
seemed to have been unalloyed. But that time had gone with her childhood.
Tragedy, rather than comedy, became her daily fare. Her parents never had been rich.
her father had never achieved material success.
The struggle to do so had killed him.
Before long his wife was with him in the same grave.
At her unknown uncle's suggestion,
Elsie had come to England.
That was the greatest tragedy of all.
At home, whatever there had not been, there was love.
At Timberham, whatever there might be, there was not love.
To the last moment of his life,
her uncle was beyond her comprehension.
As it were, an inmate of a man.
an entirely different world to that in which she herself breathed and moved and had her being.
He treated her as if she were a non-entity, allowing her to have no share in the household
management, even to the extent of ordering an occasional meal. So far as he was concerned,
he encouraged her to take no interest in anything. She was absolutely without occupation.
In his presence, if he could help it, he would not even allow her to indulge in that last refuge
of a woman fancy work. Sometimes, when he was at home, he would not speak to her for days.
not because he was offended or out of temper, but merely because it was his habit to say as little
as he could to anyone. During his frequent absences, she never knew when he was going or when
he would return. She was entirely alone. She herself had never slept a night away from Timberham
since her arrival. Without seeming to assert himself, he had what amounted to an uncanny
faculty of making those persons with whom he was brought in contact subservient to his even
unexpressed will. She knew by instinct what he did not wish her to do, and that by the exercise
of some power of which she was conscious, although it remained invisible, he would not let her do it.
Apparently, it had never occurred to him to suppose that beyond food, clothes, and a bed to sleep
in, she could desire anything. He informed her, when she first came, that on the first of each
month he would give her a sovereign for her personal expenses, that she was to get her clothes from
certain tradesmen whom he named in the neighboring country town.
that the bills were to be sent to him,
that under no circumstances
was their united total to exceed
ten pounds for any one quarter.
Situated as she was,
the monthly pound proved ludicrously
insufficient.
She had to spend money in certain directions
to keep herself from going mad.
Try as she might
she could not help incurring small debts.
She never spoke of them to her uncle.
Whether he knew of them she could never tell.
She had a neary feeling
that he knew everything.
one thing of flesh and blood did come into her life rupert earle whether her uncle knew of him that again she could not tell their acquaintance had been of the strangest kind
she had just met him at clare's wedding that day from which everything dated he had been edwin harmar's best man she had had her first real conversation with him nearly a year afterwards they had spent the better part of a summer's afternoon together in the woods thence forward she had realized that
he might mean to her the world. Their intimate meetings had probably not numbered more than a
dozen altogether. Each had left her with a firmer feeling that even for her the sun might shine.
Then had come that amazing night which had begun so happily when she felt his arms about her,
when her very soul had seemed to be leaping out from her to him, that night of the interrupted
kiss. That first kiss she had ever had from any man, save her father,
When, just as his lips touched hers, they had been drawn away again, leaving her trembling,
leaning against the tree near which they had been standing, because the solid ground seemed
slipping from beneath her feet. Even now she had only to close her eyes to feel on her lips
the touch of his, and whenever she did, again the solid ground seemed slipping from beneath her
feet. As then, when she all at once stood still and shut her eyes and reeled, so that
Boris supposed her to be tugging at his collar.
There was in the grounds of Timberham
a piece of water of some size, known as the fish pond,
which possibly dated from the times when pious gentlefolk deemed it a convenience
to have at hand a supply of fish ready for such days,
as the church appointed should be held as fasts.
Miss Graham and Boris had come in sight of it.
It was in shape an irregular oval.
Nearly the whole way around it was fringed with trees.
At the point at which they had approached,
they stood under a canopy of silver beaches,
which left them as much in shape.
shadow as they could hardly have been visible to the keenest eyes.
They were at the narrowest end, so that in front the silent, motionless face of the water
stretched in ever-widening mystery. It was a tradition at Timberham that there never was a ripple
on the fish-pound because the water was so deep. Elsie herself had noticed how, even in the
strongest wind, its surface was scarcely ruffled. Always it was calm and clear and dark.
She had imagined that it was dark because it was so deep.
that, in spite of its clearness, one could never see the bottom.
But they told her that the darkness was in large measure owing to the fact that it lay rather in a hollow,
to the shadows cast by the surrounding trees, and that she could not see the bottom because it was so clogged by weeds.
She knew, however, of her own knowledge that it really was deep.
More than once, standing on the edge, probing with a walking-stick,
she had been surprised to find how difficult it was to reach a stopping point.
If, so near the bank, the bed was so far from the surface,
it was reasonable to presume that in the centre it was farther yet.
From where she stood the ground went sloping up on the left.
At about the highest parts stood the summer-house
of which the man had spoken that afternoon in the wood.
She wondered how he had come to know of its existence.
The lake was rather remote from the house.
Many people who had been often in Timberham had never seen it,
while the summer-house was so shut in by trees
that only from one side could it be clearly seen.
He had spoken of it as one might have done,
who knew it well. She had had a feeling about him that he was acquainted both with the house
and its surroundings. Who could he be? Some jackal of her uncles. She remembered once finding him
closeted with an individual of much the same outward type as Mr. Fitzherbert. When afterwards
she asked him with unusual courage, who the person was, he told her with a grin that when he was
not a burglar he was a bailiff, adding with the grin grown wider that there was not a man in England
who employed more bailiffs than he did,
since there was scarcely a day out of the annual
365, on which he had not a man
in possession of an Englishman's castle somewhere.
Sundays and bank holidays included.
Perhaps this fellow was in that sense
an acquaintance of her uncles.
If he was, she was convinced
that he was more burglar than bailiff.
Since she could not swim,
how easy it would be for her to drop
into the quiet black water and so end everything.
before very long it quite probably might come to something of the kind. Beyond a doubt, in case of a certain eventuality, it would be the better ending of the two. Although her years had not yet numbered 23, and the blood of healthy youth ran riot in her veins, and she had even more than her share of those physical attributes which make of a woman a prize to be greatly desired by men, she knew that before she had reached the beginning, all for her was finished, so that her heart cried out within her in exceeding bitterness.
because of the fate which had befallen her.
Nonetheless, her sense of humor was sufficiently to the front
to make her conscious that, if she did try dropping into the water that particular moment,
Boris would undoubtedly try his very best to fish her out again.
With Boris still on the lead, she turned to the left,
along the path which sloped upwards,
holding herself very straight as she always did.
In her black gown whose skirt she allowed to trail behind her,
with her head uncovered, holding the dog with her right hand,
the pair moved slowly onward.
as if their sole purpose was to enjoy the softness and the sweetness of the night.
Presently, an odor reached her nostrils, which had nothing to do with the perfume of the trees and flowers and of the night.
It was the odor of some bad tobacco which was being smoked in a foul pipe.
Apparently, Boris smelt it at the same moment she did.
With it possibly he smelt something else as well, something which was not to his taste,
because he began to strain slightly at his lead and to growl.
With a slight movement of her wrist, she drew him back.
Boris, be still.
The words were only whispered, but they were enough for the dog.
He came silently and to step again at her side,
though with the head a little raised, eyes looking straight forward,
every sense on the alert.
The summer house loomed like a darker shadow twenty or thirty yards in front of them.
When it was within a dozen feet, Miss Graham stood still.
The dog stopped, too.
The smell of tobacco had grown strong.
but beyond that there was nothing to show that anything human was close at hand.
Nothing, at least, which would have made it evident to the girl's imperfect senses.
The dog was wiser. His keener vision, penetrating the darkness, perceived that on the seat at the
back of the wooden structure a man was lolling. A man, his instinct told him, of the type he
particularly disliked. His hair bristled, he showed his teeth. It was with an effort he kept
himself from growling. But he felt the lady's hand tighten on the lead. Something told him
she would rather he was quiet.
So the girl and Boris
stood still, and for some seconds
nothing happened, until a voice
proceeding from the darkness proclaimed the fact
that its owner liked the dog as little as the dog
liked him.
What have you brought that great brute with you for?
I can't abide dogs
and never could.
You aren't afraid, are you?
In the darkness the girl smiled
for the first time that night.
I'm not at all afraid, thank you.
But judging from your voice,
I should say that you were a little nervous.
It's that great beast of a dog.
I hate them and they'd know it.
I never met a dog yet whose throat I wouldn't like to slit.
If I had my way, I'd have more than half of them got rid of tomorrow.
And what was left I'd make their owners keep chained up.
Dangerous animals, I call them.
They didn't ought to be allowed out in public places.
This is not a public place.
That don't make no difference.
Don't you let that dog come near me.
I told you that I should have dogs let loose to clear the premises of tramps.
Tramps are animals to which Boris has a great objection.
You have no idea how good he is at getting rid of them.
By God, if you let that brute come near me, I'll do for him as sure as you're alive.
The man had taken something from his pocket which he was holding out in front of him.
Something which was visible to the dog, but not to the lady.
Straining at the lead, Boris gave an angry growl.
if you let him lose i'll shoot there was no resemblance to a whisper about the man's voice then it came through the darkness almost as if he screamed elsie gripped the lead with both hands she did not raise her voice but in an instant it was aflame with anger
you coward you unutterable cur you apology for a man you dare to talk of shooting boris such a thing as you it's his duty to keep the place clear of such vermin as you
If I bid him to do his duty and you dare molest him in the execution of his duty,
as you use him I'll use you and ten times worse.
This shall be the sorriest night you've ever known.
Come out of there, into the open where I can see you.
Must we come in and fetch you out?
Then we'll see if you will shoot us both.
The scream was changed to something very like a wine.
I never did meet the likes of you.
I really never did.
I've no wish to make myself disagreeable.
far from it. And I certainly don't want to start shooting anything. Why should I?
Only it so happens that if there's one thing on earth which I can't abide, it is dogs,
especially big ones, like that one you've got there. I can't help it. I was born that way.
All I ask is that you'll promise not to let go of the dog, and that you'll go a little farther back
with him, and I'll come out with pleasure. I have no wish to stop in here. All I really want is that
that there should be no unpleasantness.
No one could say fairer than that.
There was silence as if the girl were considering the unseen speaker's words.
Then she laughed softly.
Though she did not know it, at the sound of her laughter the man within,
starting on the seat, seemed to try to draw himself closer to the summer-house wall.
Stooping slightly, she addressed the dog, but scarcely in terms which were calculated to reassure
the listener.
Come, Boris, do you hear that creature?
he's afraid of you.
Creatures of his sort always are afraid of dogs.
When a man's afraid of a dog,
you may be sure there's not much good in him.
Decent people never are afraid of dogs.
You know that, don't you, Boris?
Let's humor the creature and go what he calls
a little farther back,
and then see if he will dare to come out
where we can see him.
She moved back with Boris perhaps a dozen feet.
Is that far enough? she asked.
It is if you promise not to let go of him.
So long as you don't let go of him, everything will be perfectly all right.
Only, to avoid unpleasantness, I'd like you to promise.
While you behave yourself, as well as it is in you to behave,
I'm not likely to loose the dog, but I'll make you no definite promise.
Only, if you don't come out, we'll fetch you, the two of us.
Her words were followed by another interval of silence,
as if the man within the summer-house were finding them rather more ambiguous than he quite liked.
then apparently he gained some fragments of what stood to him for courage.
With steps, which were obviously not so eager as they might have been,
he came sufficiently far out to enable her at least to get a glimpse of him.
As he came, she was conscious that Boris would have liked to growl.
With a movement of the hand, she checked him.
Chapter 16.
Splash
He still retained a pipe between his lips,
and in his right hand was something to which he made haste to call attention.
"'This is a revolver this is, and every chamber's charged.
"'Every man's entitled to defend himself.
"'And if you set that dog at me,
"'I shall use it to defend myself against him.
"'Be the consequences what they may.
"'But so long as you keep hold of him,
"'you'll find that there's no more harm about this pop-gun
"'than if it was a toy.'
"'When he ceased, there was still another interval before she answered.
"'When she did, her tone was curt.
"'She addressed him much more contemptuously
than she had done her dog.
I hear what you say.
What I want to know is why you are here at all.
I'm here because I want to come to that little understanding with you
of which I spoke this afternoon.
I have been thinking things over since then,
and you'll find me both ready and willing.
On what subject is it possible
that I could come to an understanding with you?
If you don't know, I'm sure I don't.
If you like, we'll leave it at that.
In that case, I'm sorry I troubled you,
and without keeping you a moment longer,
I'll take myself right off.
Mark you, if I do,
I'll go straight to Inspector Falcon,
and don't you make any mistake about it?
There was a momentary hesitation
before she spoke again,
when she did something had happened in her voice.
Pray, what would you say to Inspector Falcon?
I should tell him that on a certain night
I was outside a certain window of a certain house.
There was someone in the room on the other side of the window.
But it was so dark that I should never have made out that it was a young lady, let alone what young lady, if it hadn't been that an old gentleman came into the room with a lighted lamp in his hand.
Don't go on. Stop. If I once begin, Inspector Falcon won't let me stop. That's what I want you to understand.
The girl seemed to be endeavouring to get the better of her feelings sufficiently to enable her to speak.
If you saw what took place, you know that it was all.
an accident. That may be. On the other hand, it mayn't. It's a point on which, personally,
I shouldn't like to pass an opinion. In matters of that sort, the law takes its own view of what
is an accident and what isn't, as I happen to know. You know that I scarcely touched him?
Pardon me, but that's just what I do not know. I'll grant that you mayn't have thought that you
hit hard, but at such times one's apt to hit harder than one thinks, even if the hitters
feminine, as again I happened to know.
I can only tell you that my feeling was that I'd never seen a hearty young woman hit a heartier blow.
I thanked my stars that it wasn't me you were hitting. It's dead sure you'd have laid me out as
dead as mutton. It's not true. You know that it's not true. I lay, I'm as good a judge of what'll
kill a man as you are, and I take my affidavit that that whack you gave him would have killed me
or any other man?
What did the doctor say?
Isn't it in evidence?
The proof of the puddings and the eating.
But that's just what I don't understand.
How he can have had so dreadful a wound when I...
I know I scarcely touched him.
Excuse me, but as a man who's had a good deal of experience of a sort,
let me tell you that when a party,
especially one who's fresh at the game is caught,
as that old gentleman caught you.
I wasn't caught.
What do you mean by you?
caught. Well, you had a cash box in your hand, what had been broken, and I don't fancy that there was
much left in it. Do you suppose that I'd broken it open, or that I'd taken anything out of it?
Don't let's start supposing. I don't want to suppose anything. Supposing's not evidence. Let's
stick to what is. What I was going to say is this. Please don't interrupt, when a person's
discovered in a delicate situation, like you were, let's put it that way, he's apt to lose his
head, and if it's a lady, she'll probably lose it more than ever, to such an extent that he won't
know what he is doing, and when he finds out afterwards what he's done, he won't believe it.
Let me tell you a story what's as true as gospel, just to show you what I mean.
A party was once a burgling a house. The owner came into the room and caught him. That party hit
the owner and did a bunk. He didn't know till afterwards that he'd hit him with a corner of a
paperweight that weighed about four pounds, and smashed his head to a pulp, and he couldn't
hardly believe it when he did know. He thought that with something what weighed nothing at all he'd
given him a touch that was as light as a feather. So there you are. See what I mean?
I hear what you say, but you will not persuade me against the evidence of my own senses.
What were you doing outside that window? There you are again.
I'd come on business. That was what I was doing there. But when I saw you do what you did,
that was enough for me. I didn't want to be mixed up in a job of that sort. I cut and run
empty-handed as I came. My gosh, didn't you hit that old jenta-downer? It gave me the
creepy crawls to see it. That's false. You know that's false. If you really are in earnest,
it only shows how a looker-on does see most of the game. Then blow me.
if I didn't find out afterwards that some other gents had done what I was going to do before I came.
So all things considered, it was just as well I did go.
One of them seems to have hid part of his little lot in a tree, as Miss Scarlet knows, to say nothing of you.
Ignoring the reference, Alcy asked a question.
What was that understanding which you spoke of?
Taking the pipe from his mouth, he knocked out the ashes against the butt of his revolver.
It's this way.
Not only I don't want to give you away
I don't want to give anyone away
I never do
It goes against the grain
When blokes start giving each other away
No one ever knows when it's going to stop
And in your case
Giving you away would be specially against the grain
Because when they got me in the witness box
Some inquisitive lawyer would be sure to ask me what you did
What I was doing outside that window
And with a history like mine
Conclusions might be drawn which would be highly
inconvenient to me.
No, thank you.
The longer I keep out of the witness box,
the better I'm pleased.
I own it.
Perfect candor always was a weakness of mine.
He blew through the stem of his pipe
as if to make sure that it was clear.
On the other hand, what I do want is a fresh start.
The chance of making a fresh start in life
in a country where every blasted copper
don't treat me as if he'd handled me before
and expected soon to handle me again.
The United States of America.
That's the place for a man like me,
where talents like mine will be properly appreciated.
I've got a friend in Colorado who's getting on like a house of fire,
who'd be only too glad to have me for a partner,
if I'd only got the pieces to buy a share in his business.
A nice snug little business it is.
500 pounds is all that would be wanted.
500 sovereigns.
You give me them and I'll leave England forever.
I'll change my name.
and I'll not only be dead to you,
but I'll be as if I'd never lived.
I'll make an honest living.
So that if ever I do, Mary,
I'll bring to my wife an honest name,
one of which our children need never be ashamed.
That's what I mean by coming to an understanding, see?
And where do you suppose I'm to get
500 pounds from, when I haven't 500 pence?
Tell that for a tail.
You can get that little lot for the asking.
You've only got to tip the way.
wink to one of the old gent's lawyers, and he'll give it to you right away.
When will you want the money?
Let's see.
This is Tuesday.
I shall want thirty or forty pounds tomorrow and the rest on Friday.
And on Saturday I'll start for America, and I swear to you I'll never return.
I can neither give you five hundred pounds by Friday nor thirty or forty pounds tomorrow.
That being so, I am to take it that you propose to go with your tail to inspector Falcon.
Now don't let's talk like that. Don't let's do it. As I said, you've only got to ask for the money and you'll get it.
If I were to give you the money, I doubt if you'd go to America, and I'm sure you wouldn't make a fresh start. You're not that kind of creature. You'd spend the money. Then you'd come to me for more, taking it for granted that so long as I had some or could get any, I'd give it to you.
For a nice young lady like you, there's a low opinion of human nature to have.
whatever makes you say a thing like that of me all i ask is that if i do you a good turn you'll do me another you don't know how difficult it is for a chap like me to get a chance of making a fresh start or you wouldn't be so cruel hard
perhaps so at any rate we have come to that understanding of which you spoke so now be so good as to take yourself off but have we come to an understanding have we is there anything you wish to add to make it clearer
"'What I want to know is
"'are you going to give me that money or aren't you?'
"'I understand what you want.
"'What I want is that you should understand
"'that I refuse to say either yes or no.
"'Then what is your game?
"'What are you driving at?
"'Is it time to get the cash you want?
"'I want you to go quickly.
"'Oh, I'll go fast enough even for you to Inspector Falcon.
"'They may entang you.
"'Perhaps you're counting on that,
"'but they'll give you penal servitude for life
as sure as you're standing there.
Go, please.
Before I do, we will come to an understanding.
Now you shall have it.
You treat me as if I was dirt,
as if you were something altogether superior.
Why, by God, my girl, I know you through and through.
I saw you cramming the papers into the pockets of your dressing-gown.
I saw you emptying the cash-box of all that was in it.
Low-down robbery was what you were after.
and when the old gent came in and caught you,
if ever there was murder on a face, it was on yours.
You saw that the only chance to keep him quiet was to kill him,
and you meant to kill him.
By God, I believe you were glad to have a chance of doing it.
I'll swear that before a judge and jury.
Don't you come trying to play no games with that dog?
In his growing excitement he had come closer to her.
Boris, resenting his approach,
probably affected also by his sudden agitation,
began to growl. Retreating more precipitately than he had advanced, he continued to hurl denunciation at
Elsie, who remained motionless. "'And my girl, I'll hang you. Yes, I will. Don't you make any error?
When I tell them the whole truth in a court of justice as I will do, you'll be shown as much mercy as
you showed that old man. You won't find me so easy to silence. You keep a tight hold of that dog.
If you think you can use him to bully me, I'll put
a bullet into him, by God, I will. I've warned you.
As is not infrequently the case where dogs are concerned, the man's excitement reacted on the
animal. Possibly, Boris supposed that the way in which the man had all at once raised his voice
meant mischief, as in fact it did. He probably saw in this sudden vocal violence danger to
Elsie. He began to leap and strain at the lead, growling defiance. He broke loose. The man stepped
back, the dog dashed forward. The man raised his revolver and fired.
Boris sprang at him with a yelp of rage. The man went backwards over the bank and dropped
with a splash into the lake below. End of chapters 15 and 16. Chapter 17, 18, and 19 of the
interrupted kiss by Richard Marsh. This Librevox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 17.
afterwards.
There was the sound of the splash, the ping of the shot,
then silence,
curious silence.
The shot was in evidence longest.
The splash was heard and died.
The echoes of the shot seemed to linger in the air.
It was odd how the splash had been heard and died.
Boris stood with his forepaws right on the edge of the bank,
looking down at the water.
Each moment Elsie expected that he would leap in.
each moment also she expected to hear the splash take a different form as the man struggled to get out of the lake but nothing happened boris did not move continuing to look down as if he could not make this business out at all and no noise came from the lake
Elsie put her hand up to her left shoulder.
The bullet had struck her there.
The dog had gone unscathed.
In passing through her sleeve, it had seared her skin, burning so she had to put up her hand to touch it.
The sleeve was damp already.
When she looked at her finger, she saw that they were stained.
Stooping, she wiped them on the grass.
As she did so, Boris looked round.
She went to him and stood by his side, staring down at the water.
It was motionless.
So far as she was.
able to perceive, not so much as a ripple disturbed its surface. Something was running in her
head about making a hole in the water. She was conscious of an absurd feeling that if she stared
hard enough, she might see the hole which had so recently been made. But there was nothing
to be seen, nothing even of those ever widening circles which come of the dropping of a
stone. Boris glanced up at her. She had a notion that on his face there was an expression
which said that this sudden vanishment of the man really was beyond his comprehension altogether.
She moved her hand to touch his head, her left hand. Even the slight movement pained her
so that she had to bite her lip to keep back an exclamation. The leather lead was in her right.
Slipping it through his collar, she whispered,
Come, Boris. It seemed to her as his eyes met hers, that in his was surprise, as if he wondered
at her haste. But she paid no attention to it, if there was.
she began to walk away and the dog walked with her and presently they left the lake behind they had not however gone far before again her nostrils were greeted by the scent of tobacco
glancing up she saw that a masculine figure was sauntering towards them along the path that it was a friend of boris was made plain by his evident desire to be allowed to advance and greet him a voice saluted her hello elsie is that you and boris what on earth
was that road just now. Someone firing a revolver and going dash splash into the lake at this time of
night. Have you been treating Boris to a swim? It was Edwin Harmar coming home. Giving Boris his
heart's desire, the dog rushed forward to meet him. Harmar felt his coat. Apparently, old man,
you haven't been having a bath? Then who has, eh, Elsie? It sounded as if someone had gone splashing
into the water, I heard it as I was coming down the drive.
The girl treated his inquiry as if it had not been put.
Claire didn't know when you were coming home, so she went to bed,
and Boris and I came out for a walk.
Quite right, too, just the night for a walk. Isn't it lovely?
I wonder who it was went tumbling into the lake.
We've come round by the fish pond. Perhaps you heard me throwing something in.
You threw in something pretty big if you did.
Something that made a thundering row.
"'And how about the revolver shot? Did you fire that?'
"'Perhaps you heard me cracking Boris's lead.'
"'One end of the lead was a dog-whip.
She snapped it in the air smartly, producing a sound which might have been mistaken
by someone who had not seen how it had been caused for the report of a pistol.
He seemed willing to take it for granted that that was what he had heard.
"'It might have been you and the whip,
yet I thought I knew the sound of a revolver as well as any man.'
He had turned when she had reached him.
The pair were walking side by side with Boris a step or two in front.
They were still for a second or two.
Then, he said, with that slight drawl in his speech,
which else he sometimes thought was a trick he cultivated
when he wished to be taken as less in earnest than he actually was.
It's lucky my meeting you like this.
I wanted to have a quiet chat with you for some days,
but you've managed to fend me off.
It was done unconsciously if I did.
If that's so, untrue.
unconsciousness serves you uncommonly well.
Taking his cigar from his mouth, he examined the ash.
I've always thought that you were a girl in a million.
I've always thought that I was one of many millions.
Yes, no doubt, but that's not what I meant, as you know.
The average girl's a fool.
You're not.
What's coming?
I dined tonight with Rupert Earl, and from what he told me you appear to be treating him uncommonly badly.
That's what's coming.
Has Mr. Earl commissioned you to say that?
Not a bit of it as again you know.
Then I don't intend to allow you to comment on your own initiative
on how I tweet Mr. Earl or Mr. anybody else, thank you very much.
Rupert Earl is the best fellow that ever lived.
He has never done a thing of which he has caused to be ashamed in his life,
and if you really suppose he has you're not the kind of girl I took you for.
I'm not aware that I wished you to take me for any particular kind of girl.
You seem to have got it all wrong about what happened that night,
so I'll tell you exactly what did take place.
At least so far as we three were concerned,
Paul Grave, Earl, and myself.
Edwin, if you make a single reference to that horrible night,
I'll run away from you as fast as ever I can.
I've avoided you because I felt that you wanted to talk about it,
and I won't be made to listen.
But you can't want to punish a man for what he never did,
especially a man who worships the ground you stand on.
You can't be that sort of.
girl. I'm beginning to be sorry that you did meet me. Please, let's walk a little faster,
and do let's talk of something else. Don't you think there's going to be a change in the weather?
Elsie, I've been a fool and something worse, and if my folly is going to spoil Earl's life by
estranging him from you, I may as well commit suicide straight off because I'll never forgive
myself. All I want to tell you is that I'm to blame for everything that happened. Edwin,
let me tell you something. It's because...
I understand better, perhaps than you ever will, that when you or others speak of that,
that night, it's as though something were being driven into my heart, so that it's all I can do
to keep myself from screaming. It's plain if you talk like that that you don't understand.
Edwin, am I to run? L. C. As if fearful that she would put her thread into execution,
he caught her by the arm. An exclamation broke from her, which was very like a cry of pain.
My arm! As he released her, as he released her,
she went staggering across the path
until she gained the support of a trunk of a tree.
He stared at her in amazement.
Boris, turning, regarded them with inquiring eyes,
as one would have asked what was the matter.
Elsie, exclaimed Mr. Harmar.
What's wrong with your arm?
Your sleeve's all wet.
I do believe my hands covered with blood.
Elsie, what's happened to your arm?
The girl was leaning against the tree
as if she needed its support to help her stand.
There was a catch in her.
her voice when she spoke.
I must have heard it as I was,
coming round the lake.
But how can you have heard it to that extent?
Why, you must be bleeding like a pig,
my hands all bloody.
Elsie, that was a revolver shot I heard.
Who fired it?
I wish I'd never met you.
Something in her words and manner
impress him to the point of keeping him silent.
For several seconds, neither of them spoke.
Then he did what she had done
when she had first made the discovery that her sleeve was wet.
He stooped and waked his hand upon the grass.
When he rose, his attitude towards her was one of less familiarity.
His speech was more ceremonious.
I beg your pardon if I've said or done anything to cause you to suppose that I have wished in any way to trespass on your confidence.
Shall I come with you to the house, or would you rather go alone?
Would you mind taking Boris to this table?
With pleasure.
Come along, old man.
if your arm worries you hadn't you better attend to it i'm going straight in don't wait i'll be all right i'll follow the fact was that she wished to make sure that he went with the dog in the direction of the stable and not back again towards the fish bond
mr harmar said to boris as together they walked towards the stable-yard and as he spoke his face was lighted with a whimsical smile i'm sometimes inclined to think that it's a pity old man that dogs can't talk you might be able to throw some light on that mysterious young lady's mysterious proceedings
then as by an afterthought laughing he patted boris head but then of course as you're a gentleman even if you could talk you'd tell no tales
chapter eighteen ding ling ling ling it was not a pretty place which the bullet had made on miss graham's shoulder actually it was on the fleshy part of the arm where the humus joins the shoulder-blade it showed out conspicuously on the girl's delicate white skin
when in the solitude of her own bedroom she removed her bodice and saw it the sight made her turn a little faint although it was only a superficial flesh wound it hurt terribly having dressed it at her wash
stand with cold water, she bounded as well as she might with a strip of linen, holding one end
in her teeth and drawing it round and round with her right hand as tightly as she could.
She was conscious that the pain might keep her wakeful, as if it were necessary that
anything else should do that, since she had brought with her to her sleeping chamber that
which banished sleep.
When she had dressed her shoulder, she had a mind to put on another bodice and go back
to the fish bond. Even now it might not be too late. He might be lying somewhere on the bank
in need of those offices which went back the partially drowned to life.
How it haunted her that fishpond.
How plainly she could see it now.
How clearly she could hear the splash, even the silence which followed.
That inexplicable silence.
Why had she not stayed to render to a wretched man the services which were dictated by
the commonest humanity?
If she had sent Boris in after him he would certainly have brought him out dead or alive.
Why had she attached the lead to the dog
collar and brought him away with her and left him in the silence.
What had happened to the man?
How deep was the pond just there, so close to the bank?
At that point the bank sank, in a sheer descent some twelve or thirteen feet to the water.
It was possibly the height which had been the chief cause of the mischief,
falling from such a distance stunned by the violence with which he had struck the water,
he had sunk like a stone never to rise again.
Possibly, too, the bed of the pond there was not earth, but mud,
or covered with a thick growth of weeds.
There must be some explanation of the silence which had followed.
She had always understood that a drowning person rose three times to the surface.
He certainly had not risen once.
She had waited for him to rise.
How long, in fact, had she waited?
Five minutes, four, three.
She was quite sure that she had waited long enough for him to rise at least once,
if he meant to rise.
Since he had not risen, what ought she to have done?
She knew very well what she ought to have done.
Because she had not done it, she had banished sleep.
At any rate, it was all over now.
She would not go back.
She remembered something which the man himself had said that afternoon.
What was the use of making a fuss about spilt milk, if the milk was spilt?
What was the use?
With compressed lips and rigid eyes, she began to understand.
dress and prepare for bed.
Each garment she took off seemed to cause
a pang of pain to shoot right through her.
But eventually she blew out the candle and got between the sheets,
settling herself on her right side.
Her shoulders seemed to be hurting her each moment more and more.
She would have counted herself fortunate
if mere intensity of pain could have kept her from thinking.
But for some malign reasons, suffering seemed to make her brain more active,
her imagination more vivid.
Then in the darkness, the evening,
events of the night and of the day were acted before her over and over again.
Whether her eyes were open or closed, it was the same. She could not shut them out,
so that her mental anguish was greater far than her physical. The questions which
forced themselves upon her compelling from her an answer, which she could not give.
The question which recurred to her time after time was, how had Boris come to get loose from
his lead? Had she let him go of deliberate intent?
or his strength being greater than hers had he broken away from her because he was too much to hold she knew that she had let him go it was true that he had strained and leaped and nearly dragged her over but she might have maintained her hold had she been set on it or if she had chided him he would have ceased to strain
"'No. Any attempt to hide from herself the truth on that point was vain.
"'The lead was attached to his collar by a spring.
"'She had pressed the spring and the dog had gone.
"'The vituperation with which the fellow had assailed her had made her all red-hot.
"'Had she been a man, she would have assailed him with her own hands.
"'Being a girl, she had used the dog instead.
"'It was useless to try self-deception then.
"'She knew perfectly well that her desire and her intent.
had been to punish the man. She had cared nothing for the consequences. She had risked the
dog's life. The bullet which had struck her had been meant for him. It was not strange that in
the suddenness of it all the fellow had missed his aim. She was not sure as she lay there thinking,
against her will, that he was not entitled to shoot. He had a right to do something in self-defense.
What else could he have done? No ordinary stick would have availed. She knew Boris. Had the
the fellow struck him, the probabilities were that, without doing him any material hurt,
he would only have increased the dog's rage. Boris, really in a rage, was dangerous indeed.
Against his fury, a stick of any sort would have been as nothing. The fellow would have fared
badly if he had struck him. Even she might not have been able to save him then.
More, she had meant all along to use Boris as a weapon of offense. As she lay, and reflections
came crowding on her, she knew it perfectly well.
familiar with his dislike to doubtful-looking strangers she had freed him from his chain with the thought at the back of her head that with his aid she could bring the fellow to book and she had brought him to book as she had designed all along that she would do even somewhere at the back of her brain there had lurked the possibility of exactly what had happened
knowing that he would be where he was she had foreseen that if boris was there he might very easily fall into the lake and he had fallen and there had been the splash and then silence how the sound of the splash was in her ears and the tenseness of the silence
if only something would disturb the stillness of the night she was a fool to put out the candle its light would have been something she might have read read she had not been able to read since
since her uncle died.
Why must she think of that?
If only she could stop thinking.
She would banish thought.
She believed herself to have a fairly strong will.
She would use it to put thought from her.
She would refuse to allow anything to occupy her mind.
She must be tired, and she was sure she was,
so tired.
She would concentrate all her efforts on an attempt to sleep.
All at once?
What was that?
She gave such a sudden start in bed
that a moan broke from her,
before she knew it,
because of the twist she had given her shoulder.
What was it she had heard?
She had wished the stillness might be broken,
and it had been.
By what?
A bell?
Was it a bell?
She had raised herself on her right elbows,
straining her ears.
She held her breath,
lest she should lose the faintest sound.
Could she have seen herself,
she would have known
that her cheeks were almost as well,
as her night dress and that her eyes were dilated.
Was it a bell?
There, it came again.
What it was, this time, was unmistakable.
Ding-ling, a-ling!
It was the telephone.
The bell was ringing.
Someone was calling them up.
What time could it be?
Who could be calling up Timberham at that hour of the night?
It had been the invariable custom
in her uncle's time to disconnect the telephone at night,
so far as she knew the custom had been continued.
By what inadvertence had the practice been omitted tonight?
Ting-ling a-ling-ling!
The bell continued to ring without cessation.
A moment's reflection told her that probably after all
it was not so very late.
She could not have been upstairs so very long.
Probably when she retired the night had been yet young.
Apparently whoever called was persistent,
intending to keep on ringing until notice was taken.
Hers was the nearest occupied bedroom to the library.
The servants were at a distance.
Claire and Edwin were in the other wing.
The chances were that she was the only one
whom the bell had roused.
Dare she go to learn who the caller was?
Rather, dare she not go?
She slid out of bed.
Fumbling with the matches before she could get one to strike,
she lit the candle.
How there was.
The bell kept on.
Why had not whoever was at the other end a little patience?
What was the sense of keeping up such a persistent ringing?
She could not find her slippers.
When she had thrust her pink feet into them,
she had a notion that someone was moving about the house,
and became conscious of her overwhelming anxiety
to be the first to answer the telephone call.
Feverishly donning her dressing gown,
heedless of the pain she caused herself
by passing her left arm through its sleeve,
snatching up the candlestick opening the door she went out on to the landing and listened she had been mistaken her fancy had played her a trick no one was moving in the house all was still save for the twittering discord of that persistent bell
she looked over the banister into the hall below how dark it was she had not gone down into that darkness since the night her uncle died that bell was calling her to the room
room in which he had died. At the thought she drew a little back. She was more reluctant to
descend. Only the fear that the bell might be heard by others before she had learned who
called dragged her down. She went down slowly, stare by stair by stair, looking behind,
in front, on either side of her, each step she took. She who was wont to fly down those stairs
so carelessly. Had the foot she paused, fearful to advance, not daring to retreat. The library
every door was just ajar, as it had been she remembered on that night.
Just in this fashion, then, had she come down the stairs.
Suppose.
What was the use of supposing?
That way madness lay.
Giving a quick step forward, she pushed the door wide open.
The room was empty.
She had known that it was empty.
Yet, as holding the candle above her head, she searched it everywhere.
It was with a great sigh of relief that she saw that no one was inside.
moving rapidly across the room,
placing the candlestick upon the table,
she caught up the receiver.
It was something to have stopped that bell.
Hello, she said.
There was in it so strange a quality
that she did not recognize the sound of her own voice.
But as a voice came back to her along the wire,
she was seized with such a fit of trembling
that gripping forgetfully in her desire to steady herself,
the edge of the table with her hand,
she gave her poor arm such a wrench
that she had to close the lids tight,
over her eyes and press her teeth into her lip to get the better of her pain.
Is that Timberham?
She recognized the sound of that voice, though she had been as a stranger to her own,
for it was to her as the voice of one speaking from the grave.
And though it was not musical nor pleasant and was very far from being the voice of one she loved,
it seemed to her with her heart beating against her ribs and her whole frame shaking,
that it was the sweetest sound she had ever heard.
for unless her ears played her falser than they had ever done
or than she believed they ever would do,
it was the voice of one for whose sake she had been enduring tortures
because she had supposed him to be lying at the bottom of the lake.
It was a moment or two before she could regain enough control of herself to speak at all,
and when she did, her voice was all of a shiver.
It's I, Elsie Graham.
There came back a full-mouthed objurgation which was proved possible,
that her voice had been recognized too.
By God it is, you,
blank, cat.
There streamed through the receiver
a flood of epithets from which at any other time
she would have fled, but then she did not seem to mind them at all.
She merely regarded them as evidence that the man still lived,
and that was all for which she cared.
Presently the stream grew less,
either because his stock began to be exhausted
or because he thought that he had done enough for the occasion.
apparently also a sudden doubt took hold of him.
Are you there?
Probably he felt that after such an illustration of the capacities of bad language
she might have ceased to be there.
She proceeded at once to reassure him.
Oh, yes, I'm still here.
Then mind you stop there until I've finished, you here?
You tried to murder me, you, blank, cat.
You shot me, in the arm.
I wish I'd shot you in the heart
and the dog, too, both the bear of you.
If it wasn't for the greatest fluke that ever was,
I'd be rotting at the bottom of that, blank, lake.
It was all she could do to keep from hysterical laughter.
The revulsion in her feelings was so startling and complete
that the evident fury which was in the speaker's voice
struck her as comical.
The fact that she had left his remark unanswered seemed to renew his doubts.
Are you there?
Again, she reassured him.
then you listen to me and mine you do listen
and mind you mark my words
I'm going to have no more fooling about
now which is it to be
are you going to let me have that five hundred pounds
I am
you are oh
that's it is it
you are
that's the time of day
come to your senses have you
perhaps now you've earned it
in spite of herself a sound
a sound entered the receiver which, reaching him, moved him to fresh rage.
"' Laughing, are you, you?'
"'Blank, cat.'
"'All right, you laugh. Go on, laughing.
You wait a bit. Perhaps it will be my turn to do the laughing before we've done.
Ha, ha! ha!'
The sound which reached her was so little like a laugh that it startled her.
"'If you're treating this as a joke, my little pet, you'll find that the joke's a bad one.
Am I or am I not to understand that you'll give me that 500?
I've already told you that I will.
Forty to-morrow.
You shall have it.
And the rest on Friday.
To enable you to make a fresh start in the United States of America on Saturday.
I quite understand.
Still laughing, are you?
Keep it up.
You're a nice little thing, I don't think.
Just you tell me clear and straight.
what you do understand
of what I'm to understand
about the coin I mean.
You're to understand
that I will let you have
forty pounds tomorrow
and the rest of the five hundred pounds on Friday.
Is that clear and straight?
Oh, quite, thank you.
Is that a joke,
or do you swear that that is what you'll do?
It's not a joke,
and I do swear that that is what I'll do.
Good.
Then why that devil
couldn't you talk sense before?
Now just you listen.
"'You'll have to send me that money to the address I'm going to give you.
There's some paper on that table, as I happen to know, so you write it down.
Lionel Fitzherbert, Esquire.
Don't you forget the Esquire.
Twenty-one, Pearl Street, Soho, London.'
"'Got it?'
"'Then just you read what you've got.'
While she held the receiver in one hand, she had been scribbling with the other on a scrap of paper
the address as it came from him.
At his request she acquainted him through the telephone with what she had written.
He was pleased to express his approval.
After insisting on her reiterating the undertaking she had given
and charging her evidently with all the earnestness he could command
to see that she carried it out in the smallest detail,
he bade her what he probably meant as an ironical,
Good night, my darling, and the conversation closed.
Under normal circumstances, she would have resented his familiarity with all her force,
then it went unheeded.
Disconnecting the instrument by laying the receiver down upon the table,
she turned to leave the room with a lighter step and a lighter heart than she had entered.
As she was passing through the doorway, she heard someone moving in the hall.
Before she could withdraw, Edwin Harmar stood before her with his cap on and a cane in his hand,
as if he had just entered the house.
It would not have been easy to say which was the more surprised to see the other.
She was the first to speak.
"'Edward, still up, and only just come in.
"'Why, whatever time can it be?
"'I thought you were upstairs hours ago.'
"'She was conscious that he was looking her up and down
"'with something in his glance which she instinctively resented.
"'Did you? It's not so very late.
"'Like you, I've been for a stroll round the fish-bond.
"'There was a tone in his voice which laid stress
"'on the curious look in his eyes.
"'Did you take Boris with you?
"'No, I changed.
chained him up. I had a sort of feeling that you wanted me to chain him up.
Have you been by the fishpond all this time?
Mostly. What have you been doing in the library in that charming rigout?
You look as if you had already been to bed.
I've been to fetch something.
She showed him the scrap of paper on which she had written the address.
I see. I presume it's something rather important, which wouldn't wait for the morning,
or you would hardly have left your comfy bed to come and fetch it. By the way, I
found two rather funny things by the fish-pont near the summer house. One was on the top of the
bank and the other just over the edge. One was a revolver, a single chamber of which had been
recently discharged. The other was a briar pipe with a bowl still warm. No one was in sight. I
waited for the owner to appear, but he never came. Rather odd that anyone should have gone off
and left behind, especially just where I found them, to such very personal belongings. He held
a revolver and a pipe for her to see.
Chapter 19
In quest of 500 pounds.
Helsey found Claire in the morning room writing letters.
Miss Graham had breakfasted in bed off a cup of tea and a slice of toast.
Though her arm had become appreciably less painful, it still smarted.
She would have carried it in a sling had she not wished to avoid curious inquiries.
She had already found that she was up to be forgetful, and that each time she
she moved it inadvertently, the result was a nasty twinge.
But she had decided that she would rather endure that than be subjected if she could help
it to cross-examination. She wondered, as she entered the morning room, how much Edwin
Harmar had told his wife. If he had said anything about her arm, Claire's cue apparently
was to allow the first reference to come from her. She looked around casually as Elsie appeared,
then went on writing. Well, my dear child, how goes it? That was the only remark,
she made. Elsie trifled
with some books and papers which were on a little
table as she washed her cousin's pen go
flying on. Presently
she asked a question. Am I
interrupting you? Well,
I've got some letters to write, but they'll keep.
I wanted to talk to you
about what you were saying yesterday, you know,
that paper you wished me to sign.
Claire spun quickly round.
I'm not at all too much
engaged not to be ready to talk to you about
that. Here's the sort of thing
I mean. Edwin drew it up.
at my particular request before he went out.
Has Edwin gone out?
Early he said he had to go.
I don't know why, and he's going to be away all day.
These men.
Halsey was examining the paper Claire had given her.
I don't understand this very well,
but I see it says something about ten thousand pounds.
My dear, we both of us got to sign that paper.
It's an authorization and an assurance both in one.
By it, we agreed to indemnify those laws.
your people against any bad consequences, which may come from there giving us
ten thousand pounds of our own money. I don't understand much better than you do, but
according to Edwin, that's what it amounts to. When shall you get the money? If Edwin
takes the paper up to town tomorrow, which is Thursday, maybe they'll condescend to let us have
the coin next week. Next week? But, Claire, can you let me have forty pounds today?
My dear child, Edwin and I haven't five pounds in hard cash between us.
It's a fact.
We're absolutely stony, and all my money he's got.
I don't mind admitting to you that I haven't five shillings in my purse.
Not only so, but if we don't get that coin next week, we shall be in an appalling hole.
We shall have to get it from someone somehow, and that's the truth.
I must have forty pounds today.
Elsie, whatever for.
You told me yesterday you didn't owe more than ten pounds in the world.
I must not only have forty pounds to-day.
but I must also have the difference between that and five hundred pounds by
Friday.
But my dearest, I don't understand.
You were talking yesterday as if you would never want any money at all.
Claire, are you quite sure that you can't let me have forty pounds now?
Elsie, what do you mean?
Do you suppose that if I could I'd tell you I couldn't?
If it isn't too great a secret, could you give me some notion what it's wanted for?
What difference would that make?
None, I confess.
Only really, I'll see.
Your manner is so strange you almost frighten me.
I do hope you're not in a hole.
Yesterday afternoon you were talking as if money were something altogether beneath your notice,
yet now you're asking me for forty pounds as if you were holding a pistol to my head.
Claire, can't you suggest some way by which I can get at five hundred pounds by Friday?
You might grow up to town yourself and ask them for it.
The situation really is ridiculous.
here's all uncle's money left to one of us and were both of us penniless if you were to ask them for five hundred pounds i should imagine they'd hardly refuse to let you have it on the nail
who am i to ask mr lazarus and company no thank you i'm not going to ask them for any of that money of which i've sworn that i wouldn't touch a farthing was anyone so unreasonable is the girl insane what money do you suppose you're going to get if you won't have that
give me a pen i'll sign this paper of yours my dear child do go slowly how you'd jump about he'll want a witness edwin said that he thought our signatures ought to be witnessed ring the bell one of the servants will do
regarding her cousin with arched eyebrows as if she was strongly of opinion that something must be seriously wrong with her mrs harmar did her bidding and rang the bell tyrell appeared miss graham who had seated herself at the davenport at which mrs harmar had just been writing explained what was required
"'Tirell, I want you to witness my signature.'
While she was attaching her name to the paper in her small, clear, firm, characteristic handwriting,
Mrs. Harmar got in her word.
"'And mine, Tyrell.'
When the paper had been signed and witnessed, and Tyrell had gone,
Miss Graham made as if to follow him, turning as she went.
"'Is there anything else you want of me?'
"'Nothing at present, thank you.
"'In what a tone you do ask, Elsie.
"'Where are you going?'
I am going to get that 500 pounds.
Before her cousin could inquire where she proposed to seek for what, from the point of view of many people, was quite a comfortable little sum,
Miss Graham had quitted the room, leaving Mrs. Harmar with the paper which had just been signed and witnessed in her hand.
End of Chapter 17 through 19.
Chapter 20 and 21 of the Interrupted Kiss by Richard Marsh.
This Librevox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 20. Miss Graham finds what she seeks.
The vicarage was rather more than half a mile from Timberham.
On the way to it one passed the church.
Indeed, the church and the vicarage were adjacent,
a fact which Reverend Peter Menius resented.
While he admitted that the propinquity was not without its advantages,
he declared that he objected strongly to the view of the churchyard
which he got from his back windows,
protesting that he had not the least desire to talk or think of graves or worms or epitaphs.
Miss Graham felt, however, as she strolled past it that lovely forenoon, that Woodcott Churchyard was not without a charm of its own.
The old church was half hidden among the trees. The graves and monuments were well kept. All about them was rich green turf, and where there was no grass the place was radiant with flowers.
The Vicar spent as much money on the graveyard as on his own private grounds.
As Miss Graham approached, the Guret was about to pass through the litch gate. He stopped to greet her, preferring a
piece of information with that air of curious, even-conscious austerity which half repelled and
half amused her.
This, Miss Graham, is St. Bridget's Day.
Indeed, Mr. Patterson, is that so?
And who was St. Bridget?
She was convinced that he could not really be so shocked as his bearing suggested.
St. Bridget, Miss Graham, was one of our holiest female saints.
I grieve to learn that you did not know it.
Yet I fear I cannot be surprised, since the vicar himself asked me an exactly similar
question.
The festivals, Miss Graham, of our saints and martyrs are holy days, and should be observed as holy days,
certainly by some form of service in our parish churches.
I am about to hold such a service now.
It will be very brief.
Will you not come in?
Save Laura.
I should say, Miss Minas.
You will be the only member of the congregation.
Yours will be a privilege.
Miss Graham declined.
She said she wished to see the vicar.
The curate passed along the winding path which led to the vestry.
holding himself a little more austerely,
perhaps because of the discomposure he had shown
when he had spoken of the vicar's sister by her Christian name.
Miss Graham turned into the vicarage garden
to be greeted with a shout of welcome by the vicar.
One of the latest additions to the vicarage grounds
was a putting-green for clock golf.
It was at the foot of a slope.
The vicar was on it with a wooden putter in his hands
about to address a ball,
when hearing the click of the gate he looked up
and seeing her enter hailed her.
She went down to him
Have you seen Paterson?
He asked, offering no more ceremonious greeting.
He's just gone into the church.
Yes, I asked him to have half a dozen rounds with me or even one.
His putting's worse than mine.
It's painful.
Painful.
And what do you think he said?
He said it was St. Bridget's day,
and when I asked him who St. Bridget was,
he looked as if I'd hit him with the putter.
Do you know he wants to hang up a list of the saints and martyrs
in the church porch and have a service for every one of them.
When I pointed out that that would practically mean having a service every day and all day,
he said that in the ideal church that was how it ought to be.
The man's impossible.
The vicar wiped his brow with a handkerchief as if something had made him warm.
Just now I went round and won over.
That's taking bogie as 24.
With practice I believe I could do it in 24 three times out of five.
But putting's not everything at golf.
with a proper amount of practice i might do something as it is i haven't even got a handicap and i never shall have while i'm vicar of whitcott have you come to see laura because if so she's in the church assisting paterson to hold a service for st bridget and do you know in that woman there's the making of quite a decent golfer
i haven't come to see laura i've come to see you to see me that that's very good of you a look of wonder came on his round
honest face. I've come to talk to you about what you were saying yesterday afternoon.
The wonder changed to anxiety. Don't, don't you be in any hurry to do that. As I told you,
I want you to take plenty of time to think it over. I don't want to press you in any way.
You are not pressing me. I have thought it over and I've decided. Don't you want to know what
my decision is? Of course I do, only... Only you don't know how much this means to me. Can't I
get you a chair. There are some on the tennis lawn. Thank you. I think I'd rather sit on the grass.
Before I say anything else, I want to ask you to do me a favor. I'll do it if it's anything a man
like me can do. It's a strange thing for a girl to ask of a man. The stranger it is the
glad or I'll be to do it, try. I want you to give me 500 pounds. An expression came on to his
features, which it would not have been easy to diagnose. One in
which at any rate perplexity had a considerable place.
Is that all?
He asked.
Do you mean, is that all I want you to give me, or all I have to say?
It's not all I have to say if you will give me the money.
If, don't be so ridiculous, as if you had a moment's doubt.
I'll give you a check at once.
I'm afraid a check won't do.
I want bank notes.
Good.
You shall have them.
I'll send my man over to the bank with instructions to return with the cash inside two hours.
if you'll just wait while I go in and draw the check.
When he returned, he found her still sitting on the grass,
with a look on her face such as some martyr might have worn
who had formed some lofty and self-denying resolution.
With apparent obliviousness of the fact that there was anything unusual
about the young lady, the vicar, picking up his club,
proposed that they should measure length.
I have sent Atkins, but let him go as fast as he pleases,
we shall have time for two or three rounds before he's back.
I've got all sorts of putters, wood,
iron, brass, aluminum, which do you prefer? Are you any good on the greens?
I hardly know. I fancy that my opportunities to play have been even fewer than yours.
But you're fond of golf. I think I should be fond of all games if I had the chance of playing them,
but in my case the chance has always been wanting. The same with me. Extraordinary how alike we are.
Extraordinary. What chance have I to play anything? A man in my position.
especially with a curate who thinks I ought to hold services every day and all day long.
I shouldn't wonder if before long that man starts trying to rob me of my nights.
Come, and see by how much you can beat me.
If you don't mind, I'd rather not play just now. I'd sooner talk.
Can't you talk while you're playing?
I'm afraid not. I shall find it hard enough to say what I have to say anyhow.
It would be still harder if I had to say it while I was doing my best
not to let you beat me by too many strokes.
When you asked me just now if that was all,
did you mean that you thought that I ought to give you some notion
of what I wanted the money for?
Not a bit of it.
Don't you be under any such delusion?
I not only don't want you to tell me,
but I'd rather not know.
Strictly between ourselves,
I shouldn't care if you were to twist the notes into spills
and set fire to them one after the other
or all together and throw away the ashes.
You can't seriously wish me to believe
that you'd like a person to be your wife who could be guilty of such an act as that.
He looked at her with a comical glint in his eyes, then turning, lightly struck a golf ball.
Don't talk to me about seriousness after what I've been enduring from Paterson. Please don't.
She smiled, though her mood had never been graver. You're hinting that you would not object to a wife
of that, I can't help saying, rather curious kind places me in an invidious position,
since I came for the express purpose of telling you
that if you would like me to be your wife, I will.
Do you really mean that?
I hope you won't mind my being serious
to the extent of saying that I really do.
Don't you poke fun at me.
It isn't fair.
I can't properly thank you now.
Words always do fail me when I want the most.
I don't at all agree that when the heart feels the mouse speaks.
The more I feel, the less I'm able to say.
but, but perhaps I shall be able to thank you someday.
I'll try.
But there's one point on which we must have an understanding now.
Do you think you'd like to try how you'd like to be, your vicar's wife?
I don't.
I'm sure I wouldn't, without trying.
You wouldn't?
I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid I shouldn't.
You needn't be sorry, don't you be sorry?
In the strictest confidence, after what passed between us yesterday afternoon,
I was rather afraid you would.
Laura seems to have got some idea into her head
that it's nice to be a baker's wife.
I was fearful that she might have managed to pass it on to you.
Of course, as things are, I shall resign the living.
I should prefer that you should do so if I am to be your wife.
If she is to be my wife, this is splendid.
If she is to be my wife, I shall present Paterson.
Miss Graham said nothing.
She remembered what Miss Minias had said about the patronage.
of the living being given as a wedding present to her.
Seeing nothing peculiar in the girl's silence,
the vaker continued,
I shall go the whole hog,
half measures will be of no manner of use.
I shall not only resign the living,
I shall give up orders altogether.
I shall unfrock myself.
I don't know how it's done, but I shall.
I'm not going through life as a reverent.
I'd rather not be Mrs. Reverend.
She'd rather not be Mrs. Reverend.
Hark at her.
Isn't she great?
Now, how long must we wait?
By that I mean to say,
what do you think is the shortest space of time
in which you could bring yourself to the sticking point?
That is, couldn't you fix a date?
The earliest.
So far as I'm concerned,
there are reasons why I would rather not wait at all.
Not wait at all?
Reasons, are there?
This is greater and greater.
Now, what might you mean by not wait at all?
Precisely what I say?
I hope you won't think.
too badly of me, but, could we be married, say, in a fortnight? In a fortnight, could we be
married? I say, Elsie, you won't mind my calling you, Elsie. I believe it is the custom for a
girl to be called by her Christian name by the man she's going to marry. Man she's going to marry,
that's me. Oh, this is altogether beyond anything. Would you mind calling me Peter? I'll try, Peter.
I never knew the name could sound so sweetly.
My father would call me Peter.
He told me himself because he wanted me to be like a rock.
I don't know what kind of rock.
There's nothing rocky about me.
You understand that I not only have no money,
but I never shall have any.
I haven't even enough money to buy a trousseau.
If you'd mention that before,
we might have made that 500 pounds a thousand.
Will 500 pounds worth of clothes do for you to start with?
Mr. Minas, I beg your pardon, I mean Peter.
Then if you mean it, say it. Please say what you mean. Say it again.
Peter.
My father was wiser than I thought. Your lips make music of the name.
I'd like you to understand that I don't want you to spend any paltry 200 a year on your clothes.
I am richer than you've any notion of. That makes my being vicar of Woodcott so absurd.
I want all your clothes to be sweet, dainty, and lovely.
I want you to buy everything you see in the fashion plates and all the things you see in the shop windows.
I presume that depends upon the window.
Some of the things you see in some of the shop windows are rather blank, aren't they?
I suppose they are, when you come to think of it.
All I want is that you should have everything you want.
There it is, in a nutshell.
So that's settled.
We're to be married in a fortnight.
Would you mind not announcing it from the house-tops?
How do you mean?
I'll tell Laura, and Laura can tell whom she likes,
but I don't propose to tell Mr. and Mrs. Harmar till it suits me,
and that may it be till the last moment.
Don't tell them at all, if you like, till afterwards.
Let's make a sort of runaway match of it.
I don't care what you say or do, or don't say or don't do,
as long as you'll be my wife.
My wife.
My head goes round at the thought of it.
If you only knew the dreams I've had.
marriage and a fortnight. How about the honeymoon? Couldn't we do something larky?
I beg your pardon, but there's another point. Half the words which Tom, Dick, and Harry use are forbidden to Parsons.
Now, I have a natural predilection for slang. It's alive. All young people use slang. It's a sign of youth.
When men or women either begin to object to the use of slang, it's a sign that they're approaching the fossil age.
I've noticed it. I hope you won't object to my.
using slang in moderation when I'm out of orders.
You may use it in a moderation if you like.
I'll accord you that liberty which you are willing to accord me and more.
Elsie, you're a brick.
That is, you will be a brick when I cease to be a vicar.
Just now you're all that a young lady who was engaged to a man who is at present a vicar ought to be.
Now what's your idea of what a honeymoon should be like?
What's my idea of what a honeymoon should be like?
As she echoed his words, she looked away.
A mist came before her eyes.
It was a second or two before she spoke again.
I leave all that sort of thing to you.
Do with me exactly as you will.
For some reason, he picked up the putter which he had dropped,
and struck a ball with it with as much force as if it had been a driver.
When Miss Graham left the vicarage,
she had five hundred pounds in banknotes inside her blouse.
Meeting Miss Menius at the churchyard gate,
she conveyed to her the news in the first words she uttered.
I've just promised to marry your brother.
Elsie, you don't say?
Miss Minius regarded her steadily,
as if she were looking for something on her face.
You've your own way of telling the news.
Will it be very much against the grain?
It will be so little against the grain
that I've asked him as a special favor to me
to marry me in a fortnight.
In a fortnight, Elsie, are you raving?
Peter didn't seem to think
think I was? Peter.
So it's got to Peter.
Isn't it the custom for a girl
to call the man she's going to marry by his
Christian name? So far from
thinking me raving, Peter seemed to be quite
willing. Oh, I don't doubt it.
Peter'd marry you inside ten minutes if he could.
I believe he would.
With me it's not mere belief, it's conviction.
I know. But there's
no reason why you should be mad if he is.
You ought to know that before your wedding day
there are ten thousand things.
which must be thought of.
Peter seems to have made up his mind on one point.
He already talks of presenting Mr. Patterson to the living.
Does he?
I'm going to do some talking first.
I'll go and talk to him at once.
And this afternoon Mr. Patterson shall make the position clear to him.
Peter is going to present me with the living,
and I'm going to present Sholto to it.
My dear, Elsie, it's clearer to me than ever
that I must be the dominant partner.
Sholto's been holding a service in honour of St. Brie.
with me for his whole congregation.
When he'd gone on for more than half an hour,
I asked him if he didn't think that that was enough.
You didn't.
Certainly I did.
He looked at me, but he never said a word.
My dear, Laura, you surely didn't expect him to carry on a conversation,
or, were still an argument with his congregation in the middle of a service.
Under the circumstances I emphatically expected him to speak to me,
as I shall give him to understand when we meet.
He paid no attention whatever to my question, but went on with what he called his service.
However, I was even with him.
Directly he started again, I got up and left the church.
I'm curious to know how long he'll keep it up all by himself.
When Elsie reached Timberham, Tyrell came to her in the hall with such promptness that it was plain that he had been awaiting her approach.
Can I speak to you in private for one minute, Miss Graham?
Tyrell's appearance synchronized so nearly with her.
entrance that it was not strange she looked the surprise she felt certainly Tyrell what is it
you wish to say can't you speak to me here i would much rather speak to you in the drawing-room
miss if you don't mind he held the drawing-room door invitingly open she passed through he
followed so soon as he was in he took something from inside his coat i found this envelope
miss graham he held it out to her she needed no second glance
to tell her what it was.
It was the envelope she had found in the oak,
which she had slipped into the copper vase
when she went out to see Miss Minnis,
which had vanished when she returned.
She looked the butler very straight in the face.
He met her glass without showing any sign of confusion.
You found it, she laid a stress upon the verb.
Pray where?
In the garden, Miss.
In the garden, Tyrell.
How very droll.
In what part of the garden?
under the azalea which is near the library window what a nought place for it to be she took the envelope from him he being apparently unconscious of the irony which was in her tone and words and manner she turned it over and over
one felt when she spoke again that her intention was that each syllable she uttered should bite him as if it had been oil of vitriol it's empty empty as i found it
you are quite sure tyrell that it was empty when you found it quite sure i saw that outside it was written my will in master's writing so i thought that though it was empty you might like to see it
that was very good of you only it's not of much interest if it's empty is it that i can't say tyrell please be careful and think before you answer once more are you certain that you found this envelope in the garden i am
and not in the library
not in the library
and that when you found it it was empty
it was exactly as it is now
i don't know if you've got it in your mind miss that it wasn't empty when i found it
i don't know why you should have i believe miss that i'm nearly as anxious to find
the missing will as you are so that when i found the envelope was empty it gave me quite a shock
did it i hope you've recovered from it tyrell
The butler turned to leave the room.
Stay.
What time was it when you found this?
He mentioned a time when a moment's reflection told her
that she was probably actually talking to Miss Minius.
If the thing were possible, she eyed him more keenly still.
If that was the case, why haven't you given it me before?
I thought you'd sooner I gave it to you in private.
And this is the first opportunity I've had.
I've been waiting for a chance to give it to you all the morning.
Was there anyone in the library when you found it?
For the first time he showed signs of hesitation.
There might have been.
There might have been.
Might Mrs. Harmar have been there?
Again a momentary hesitation.
His manner became all at once a trifle dogged.
She might have been.
Miss Graham's eyes left Tyrell's face.
She turned aside.
Her tone became more casual.
You didn't see the envelope.
come through the window.
No, Miss, I did not.
Then he added as if reluctantly.
But Mrs. Harmer saw me pass the window
just before I found it.
Thank you, Tyrell.
That will do.
I won't keep you any longer.
A few minutes later,
Miss Graham was in her bedroom
when Mrs. Harmar entered.
Elsie, she began.
I've thought of a way by which you might get
that five hundred pounds
since I saw you last.
Who on earth do you know
in this out-of-the-way corner of the world
who'll hand you such a sum merely for the asking.
I'm afraid for the moment that that's my secret.
Do you remember my asking you yesterday afternoon
if you'd seen an envelope in the library?
I have a dim recollection of your persistently worrying me
with some silly question of the kind.
When you went in the library,
did you notice Tyrell past the window?
Elsie, are you starting all over again?
Why on earth should I notice such a trifle as that?
Well, it's rather odd.
You were in the library when Tyrell passed the window, and just outside the window was the envelope in question.
Here it is.
When Tyrell found it, it was empty, yet you'll observe that written on it in Uncle's handwriting are two rather significant words.
My Will.
Mrs. Harmar drew back from the envelope which Elsie held out to her as if she were afraid it would bite.
Chapter 21
Rupert Earl clears a check.
Mrs. Morris, it's been to be.
cleared. Mr. Rupert Earl made this announcement nearly at the top of his voice as he burst into
his landlady's own particular sactam. Mr. Earl lodged in Kite Street, Wandsworth. His landlady was
an invalid who spent a large part of her time in doing what she euphoniously called,
homework for ladies. At that moment, she was engaged on a gorgeous, fancy waistcoat, which was
destined to adorn some unknown manly bosom. Her daughter, Susan, was putting the tea kettle on a
small gas stove, whose fumes were a trifle too obvious.
Both ladies glanced up as they wondered if the lodger were well.
They were used to Mr. Earl's ebullient ways, or they might have been more anxious than they were.
Mr. Earl, demanded Mrs. Morris.
Whatever have you been doing now?
My dear, Mrs. Morris, I have been doing nothing.
What's still more, singular?
I haven't even been done for once in a way.
Don't I tell you it's been cleared?
What's been cleared?
What are you talking about?
why the cheque mrs morris the cheque a cheque made payable to rupert earl for one hundred thousand pounds has just been honoured and you see standing before you an individual who at this identical second is the actual possessor of one hundred thousand golden sovereigns
it was some time since mrs morris had raised herself unaided from her chair but she almost did it then mr earl sir are you mad no mrs morris that's the most amazing part of it i'm not mad though i've seemed
mad to heaps and heaps of people times without number.
I shouldn't be surprised, Susan, if sometimes I've seemed mad even to you.
There's no sometimes about it.
You've done it lots of times.
That you're quite right in the upper story I never shall believe.
There you are.
There's the voice of truth, which is Susan.
Holding that belief, would you be surprised to learn that I'm likely to turn out to be
the sanest person you ever met?
I should.
Good.
When in need of frankness, go to Susan.
and you're bound to get it.
You know that engine of mine.
I ought to. I've heard about it often enough.
You're going to hear about it much more often, and so's the world,
considering that I've just received one hundred thousand pounds on account of it.
Both ladies stared at him as if they thought he really had gone mad.
Mr. Earl, exclaimed Mrs. Morris,
you don't want us to believe that you've sold that invention of yours for all that money.
No, Mrs. Morris, I don't.
"'I thought you didn't.'
"'You're quite correct, I didn't.
"'I've sold nothing absolutely nothing.
"'But for what's called an option
"'to exercise certain rights,
"'I've received one hundred thousand pounds,
"'and the engines as much mine as ever it was.
"'Less than two hours ago,
"'Mr. Silas P. Shadok of Pittsburgh
"'drew in his office right in front of me,
"'a check for one hundred thousand pounds
"'as carelessly, as lightheartedly,
"'as off-handedly, as you or I might write a note to the butcher,
explaining that we propose to put off the payment of this week's bill.
I never wrote such a note to any butcher in my life. Of that I'm sure. Well, I have. If not to a butcher,
then to lots of other people. Of course, I never gave myself away. I sat in front of him
with an air which was intended to convey the impression that if he made it a million,
it would make no difference to me. He wrote it out, signed it, blotted it, handed across the table.
I took it as coolly as if I were in the habit of tea. I took it as if I were in the habit of
taking hundred thousand pound checks every day of my life.
I see you've left it open, I observed.
I thought you'd rather have it that way, he replied,
so that if you like you can take it across the counter.
A hundred thousand pounds in hard cash makes quite a pretty pile.
I've noticed that it does, I said.
He looked at me.
Oh, how he looked at me.
He must have known I was joking.
Don't you think he must?
How am I to think at all when I no more know what you're talking?
about than the man in the moon. I went to the bank with a check in my waistcoat pocket,
mind a hundred thousand pound check in my waistcoat pocket. I couldn't have treated it more
superciliously if it had been the return half of a third-class ticket. When I got to the bank,
I planked it down on the counter. A cashier took it up. I felt as if I was going at the knees.
I quite expected he'd throw something at me, or have me thrown out, or at the very least that he'd
tear the check in, too, with a remark to the effect that that was exactly what it was worth.
But he did nothing of the sort. What do you think he did do? He said, just as you might ask me
if I like sugar in my tea, how will you take it? I did my best to hide from him the fact that I was
holding on to the edge of the counter to keep myself from falling to the floor, but one of these days
I mean to find out if that man was specially coached for the occasion. I explained to him that I didn't
want it all, that I wanted to leave it in the bank.
if it was there to leave, and that if he'd let me have a hundred pounds,
just to show that it wasn't all make-believe I'd be content.
Mr. Earl, drawing his tall figure to its full height,
throwing back his shoulders, laughed as if in the enjoyment of the greatest joke in the world.
So the check was cleared and I've got an account at the bank.
Here's proof of it.
Here's my pass-book containing a single entry.
Cash, one hundred thousand pounds.
That entry ought to last me all my life.
Here's my check-book with one check drawn, for a hundred.
And here are some of the hundred sovereigns they gave me for it.
He took a handful of gold coins out of his waistcoat pocket.
I told them I'd have it all in gold, and I had it.
I'd never had a hundred sovereigns at one time in my life before.
Aren't they pretty?
Don't they shine?
And every one of them worth twenty shillings?
To mark this suspicious occasion, Mrs. Morris,
I propose to present you with ten of them.
I'm obliged to you, Mr. Earl,
but I never accept presents from gentlemen,
thanking you all the same.
That is, unless you think it would be of service
to Mr. Morris in his business,
which, as I've heard him say
that he has always openings for capital it might be.
Her daughter interposed.
Oh, no, mother, it mightn't,
not if I know it.
I'll be glad of those ten sovereigns.
They'll come in handy for last quarter's rent
to say nothing of the rates,
and Mr. Morris wants so much as no they're in the house till they've been paid.
Mr. Morris's business was a pleasing legend of his wife's.
So far as Rupert Earl had been able to ascertain,
his only business consisted in living,
in as much comfort as circumstances permitted on his wife and daughter.
Miss Morris never hesitated to admit that she had the lowest possible opinion of her male parent.
Mr. Earl went on.
"'I'm perfectly well aware, Susan, that it's not the slightest use talking of making you a similar present.
"'You'll devote it to next quarter's rent if I do.
"'A deal of present there'll be about it for you.
"'What I should like would be to give you half a dozen new frogs.
"'You'd better.
"'I should like to see myself wearing them holding as I do
"'that three dresses ought to be enough for any woman.
"'One on, one off, and a best for Sunday.
"'There's another thing I'd like to do.
"'I'd like to give a leg up to that young man of yours,
"'to do something if you'd only let me
"'to bring that wedding day of yours a little nearer.'
Miss Morris, turning to the gas stove,
adjusted the kettle at an angle which one hoped was more to her liking.
One could not see what the kettle gained.
Her voice became a trifle grim.
"'It's very good of you, Mr. Earl,
but I don't see how you're going to do it.
Bob's getting on as well as is to be expected.
He's got money saved up for the furniture.
All he's waiting for is for me to name the day.'
Rupert Earl looked at the girl.
She had been engaged to Bob Ellis for a good many years.
she was not growing younger.
He had had a fancy lately
that her freshness was fading
and her prettiness passing.
As it was understood
she would not leave her mother
at her father's mercy,
and that gentleman's health
was much better than he deserved,
her prospects were not rosy.
All at once,
Mr. Earl gave the subject
a very personal turn.
Do you know, Susan,
that I have a young woman?
No, Mr. Earl, have you really?
You've never spoken of her to me?
That's true,
to you have spoken only of the engine.
I fancy that was because
the young woman was so deep down.
Who is she, Mr. Earl,
if you won't mind my asking?
She's a dream.
A little while ago I was beginning to think
she was a substance,
but now I'm fearing that she was only a mirage after all.
Miss Morris's voice sank as if in sympathy.
Have you quarreled?
It takes two to make a quarrel.
Sometimes one's enough.
I suppose that is so.
I'm commencing to find that out.
What rubbish those old proverbs are.
I'm telling you this in order that you may know that I also realize
that the course of true love seldom does run smooth.
But won't it make a difference now that you've got all that money?
I'm afraid it won't.
She's not that kind of young woman.
I don't believe she cares for money any more than she cares for brass-headed pins.
Do you know, Susan, I believe I'll give myself a treat tonight.
I should.
I'll stand myself atop.
dinner and then I'll go somewhere. I suppose it's no good asking you to favor me with the pleasure of your society.
Not the least bit of good. You're a sympathetic soul. Save my own young woman, you're practically the only female person I know in the whole wide world to talk to, and on this great day of my life you're going to send me out alone. You'll soon know plenty of other women now you've got all that money. How dull I am. I never thought of that. I'd forgotten that this brings them.
He had his hand full of sovereigns.
You're not going to take all that money out with you.
Not at all.
Is it likely that I should stroll round town
with a jacket stuffed with sovereigns?
I'll take ten pounds.
You're not going to spend ten pounds on a night's amusement.
Why not?
What are ten pounds?
You talk like that when only last week.
My dear Susan, don't let's talk about last week.
Let's talk about the check I cleared today.
As you like.
Of course it says I like.
I don't require you to tell me that.
Nor does it follow that because I take ten pounds out with me I shall spend the lot.
If you take ten pounds out with you, you will.
That's a libel.
That's a random statement.
I'll demonstrate it by taking out ten pounds,
and yet my evening's amusement shan't cost me more than a sovereign.
In the morning I'll tell you the night's history.
at full length, holding nothing back, and at the same time I'll lay before you the exact figures.
End of chapters 20 and 21.
Chapters 22 and 23 of the Interrupted Kiss by Richard Marsh.
This Libre Box recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 22.
Two Recognitions
Mr. Earl was destined before the night was out to realize that the promise he had made Miss
Morris was in all respects the rash one.
he had undertaken to give her a full true and particular account of all that took place that night the story of what really did occur he never told to anyone he had assured her also that his whole expenditure should not exceed a sovereign it was borne in upon him how hasty he had been in giving that assurance when the waiter brought his dinner
the change he had out of his sovereign when that was settled was so inconsiderable that it was plain if he meant to adhere to what he had said his evening's amusement was already finished he rubbed his chin in his perplexity
seventeen and six pence for dinner and eighteen pence for the waiter leaves one bob if susan knew i wonder how long it is since i spent nineteen shillings on a dinner it's put such heart in me that i have a mind to spend another sovereign on a seat if there's a theatre in town which has the impudence to us
as much. Not that I'm sure that I feel equal to a theater. It sounds risky.
Knowing as little of theaters as I do, I may find myself patronizing a play,
guaranteed to draw your heart out of your mouth and to drown you in your own tears.
Cheerful that would be. I don't propose to bang a second sovereign on an entertainment
of that unlivening description. I think it would be safer to make it a music hall.
He made it a music hall, so popular a one that when he arrived every seat was occupied.
He had to stand, leaning against the railing which ran right round the stalls.
His particular standing place was right at the end of this barrier, on one side of the house,
but comparatively close to the stage. Not a bad point of vantage. Soon after he had taken up his
stand, a lady came on the stage in abbreviated skirts, which were of a bright scarlet hue,
scarlet stockings, scarlet shoes, scarlet hat, with hair beneath it, which was of a tint only one
degree less vivid than the rest of her attire.
Glancing at his program to see who she was he found that her name was given with that brevity
which marks the music-hall program as Sally Scarlet.
She had come on from the side of the stage which was opposite to him.
As she entered, she glanced rapidly round the house, beginning with that part of it in which
he was.
He had a feeling that she had singled out his face from among all the others, that her eyes had
rested on him for an appreciable part of a second before they traveled onwards.
he might have been mistaken yet it seemed to him that in them had not only been a light of recognition but something which almost amounted to a shock of startled surprise the whole episode lasted only three or four seconds
she had bowed smiled and commenced to sing before he had begun to realize what sort of person she actually was he must have been mistaken probably it was a trick of the ladies to convey to male members of her audience the impression that there was something in her glance which had been meant especially
for them. He certainly had never seen her before, of that he was convinced. He was not likely to have
forgotten an even casual encounter with a lady of such a striking personality. And yet, as she made
her exit at the end of her first song, there undoubtedly did seem to be something significant in her
eyes as they came his way. It was almost as if she had signalled to him as she left the stage.
Had he been a man of a different type, he might have construed her glance as a compliment to himself,
but he was not that kind of man.
He was merely mildly amused at the idea that the lady might have mistaken him for somebody else.
While the audience was waiting for her to sing her second song, a voice addressed him from behind
in what struck him as a whisper of almost uncanny clearness.
It was so faint, yet so audible.
Very nice, Sally Scarlet, ain't she, Mr. Earl?
Turning to learn who was the owner of the singular voice who was acquainted with his name,
he saw that at his back was an undersized man with a hairless
face and unpleasant red eyes.
He continued his appreciation of the lady.
A one eye call her both as a woman and an artist, Mr. Earl.
Rupert Earl eyed him keenly.
Not only was he convinced that the man was a stranger, and that he had never seen him before,
but he had an instinctive feeling that he would just as soon never see him again.
You appeared to know my name, sir, but I don't know who you are.
Never mind who I am, Mr. Earl, not just at the moment.
I may take the liberty of introducing myself perhaps some other time, but just now who I am
don't matter in the least. I noticed that Sally Scarlet she recognizes you, Mr. Earl.
Shows how you do stand out in a crowd. Twigged you the moment she came on, did she?
Hasn't she got eyes? Here she is again. Bet you a drink, Mr. Earl, that the first thing she does
is look your way. If Mr. Earl had accepted the man's bet, he was.
would have lost. The lady came on more slowly the second time.
Not only did she stare at him directly she came on, but she continued to stare until she took
up her position in the center of the stage. So marked was the direction of her glance that
many people looked round to see for whom it was intended. Rupert Earl was conscious of curious
mental confusion. What on earth did the woman mean by favoring him with her attention in
that conspicuous fashion? He was persuaded that he had never seen her before or her
her name. He seemed to be better known than he supposed. It appeared that that red-eyed stranger
not only knew him, but took the red-headed performer's recognition of him as a matter of course.
What the deuce did it mean? He phased about to interrogate the fellow, to find that he had
vanished, and that his place had been taken by one of the gorgeous attendants who addressed
him in a tone of confidential deference. I beg your pardon, sir, but is your name Mr. Rupert Earl?
It is. Why do you ask?
Then perhaps this notes for you, sir.
The attendant handed him an envelope on which was inscribed in a decidedly doubtful handwriting.
Rupert Earl, Esquire.
Since it is addressed to me, I presume it is, but I don't know this writing.
Who is it from?
That's more than I can tell you, sir.
It was sent round to me from behind with instructions that you was to have it at once.
The attendant withdrew.
Mr. Earl saw that across one corner of the envelope was the word immediate.
He opened it with a feel of the field.
that it looked as if he was going to have more entertainment than he had bargained for.
A feeling which was strongly increased when he had read the note which it contained.
Dear Mr. Earl, please come round and meet me at the stage door directly you get this.
There is something I want to say to you most important.
For goodness sake, don't think because you don't know me I want to have a game with you.
God knows it isn't so.
There is someone you know very well I want to talk to you about who is in an awful hole.
So for God's sake, come.
"'Yars truly, Sally Scarlett.'
"'Just as he had read this, as it seemed to him surprising effusion,
"'he was addressed in the same odd whispering voice
"'which had reached his ears before.
"'So Sally Scarditz wrote you a note, has she, Mr. Earl?
"'Some men do have the luck.'
"'Spinning round he found that the stranger was again at his back.
"'What the devil do you mean, sir, by speaking like that to me?
"'Who are you? What concern are my affairs of yours?'
Mr. Earl had put his question in a tone which was very much above a whisper.
Many of the spectators turned to see who was disturbing the performance by speaking in such a
manner. Someone said, hush. The stranger, as if alarmed at the other's tone and manner,
evinced a lively inclination to withdraw himself from the immediate neighborhood.
Mr. Earl watched him until he had disappeared in the crowd of promenaders, then returned to the
consideration of the note, with the result that within sixty seconds a Miss Gartis having made her
final exit from the stage, he quitted the building.
Having found the stage door with some little difficulty,
he was informed by the janitor that to the best of his knowledge and belief
the lady was changing, and that if he wished to see her he would have to wait where
he was.
He had been waiting perhaps five minutes when a female figure came quickly through the swing
door, which he only recognized as that of the gorgeous lady whom he had just seen
upon the stage by the radiant color of her hair.
At sight of him she held out both her hands.
So you have come. Thank goodness. If you only knew him what a palpitation I have been for fear you wouldn't.
Almost before he knew it, he had her hands in his and was looking down at her with a quizzical smile.
It's very good of you to be so anxious to see me, but I'm afraid. She cut him ruthlessly short.
Oh, I know. I'll explain all about it. She led the way into the street.
That's my last turn. Now I'm free, and it's just as well I am. I don't think I could do another one to
night. I expect you thought I was pretty rotten. On the contrary, I thought you were excellent,
only. Yes, I know. I put you in a flurry by the way I looked at you. I can tell you that the
sight of you flurried me, put me clean off my business. I've hit him every time till tonight,
so that they'd hardly let me go, but the sight of you standing there queered me. I couldn't get at them
anyhow. Compared to what I have been other nights, I was a frost. But I don't see. You will when the
I tell you, let's go somewhere where we can have a drink. I feel that if I don't have something,
I shan't last out. There's a quiet place over the road. You come along with me.
The impetuous small person stepped briskly across the road. It seemed to him that he had no alternative
but to go with her. She led the way into what seemed to be a small Italian restaurant,
which at that hour was nearly deserted. She seated herself at a marble-topped table which
was round a corner in a sort of alcove, where to all intents and purposes they were
practically alone.
Black coffee for me, she announced, with a splash of brandy, and waiter, let the coffee be as strong
as you can make it.
I wanted to be a real old pick-me-up.
Mr. Earl gave a similar order for himself.
When the refreshments came, she began to talk, resting her elbows on the table, and leaning
over it so that it should not be necessary to speak much above a whisper.
He thought that now she had got her splendors off she was prettier than he had supposed,
with about her a touch of the gamme which was not unpleasing.
She was such a thing of life and energy.
He felt sure of courage, too.
When she was most serious, and presently she came near to tragedy,
there was still the suspicion of a smile about the corners of her lips and in her eyes,
as if she were used to fight with fate that she had learned to laugh at him,
although he did his worst.
I expect you thought it was like my cheek to stare at you like that,
and to send you such a note, and I dare say that now you're wondering what my game is.
"'I don't suppose you remember ever having seen me before.
"'I certainly cannot believe that I should have forgotten you if I had.
"'Well, I've seen you, more than once, or I shouldn't have known you again, should I?
"'The last time I saw you was at Branksham.'
"'At Branksome?'
"'When you were giving evidence at the inquest on old Mr. Culver.'
"'He started, for some reason he found it difficult to associate this lively young lady with such an occasion.
"'Another time I saw you in the Timberham Woods when I believe you
been having a talk with Miss Graham.
His surprise grew greater.
He stared at her as if he were striving to recall her features to his memory.
Miss Scarlet, you undoubtedly have an advantage over me.
I don't remember having seen you on either of those occasions.
I dare say not.
I dare say you didn't see me.
You were thinking of other things.
There was another time I saw you,
and it's because of that time I sent you that note
asking you to come and have this talk.
What time was that?
I saw you talking to my boy.
Your boy?
I don't mean my son, bless the man.
I mean Walter Pahlgrave.
Walter Pahlgrave.
Shh, not so loud.
You don't want to shout it out anywhere,
especially in a place like this,
where for all you know, walls have ears.
Now do you begin to understand?
I'm afraid I don't.
You're a friend of his.
I don't know that I can quite say that,
an acquaintance perhaps, would be the better word.
You see, he has always been a rich man,
and I have always been a very poor one.
I know he's told me all about it.
There isn't much he hasn't told me,
more than he thinks, poor dear.
I can tell you this.
He thinks a lot of you.
That's very good of him.
If there's a poorer man in London than he is now,
I'm sorry for him.
You know, he's wanted.
You mean for...
Yes, don't say it.
The police are looking for him all over the show,
a nice time they've given me given you yes given me he's he's in hiding at my place good god you don't mean it
this time he was genuinely startled so completely was he taken aback that in his agitation he knocked his cup and saucer with a clatter off the table onto the floor the waiter came hurrying to pick up the ruins the lady waited for another cup of coffee to be brought before she spoke again for great
sake don't go calling attention to us like that you never can tell who may be about if you can't keep a better hold of yourself than that I shan't dare to tell you anything and heaven knows I want too badly enough the way you jumped was enough to break the chair I'm very sorry but you did take me so wholly unawares did you really mean what you said of course I did I almost wish I didn't I've been hiding him ever since the strain of it's getting to be too much
I've tried to get him to America, Australia, anywhere, if only for a while.
He could have done it if he liked, but not he.
He won't budge.
I did think that now he's got no money of his own, he'd be reasonable and have some of mine.
Goodness knows I've had enough of his, but he won't.
Not a penny.
As for running away with my money as he calls it, he says he'll see me.
Well, he won't.
I wish you'd come and talk to him.
I will, with pleasure.
With a spontaneous gesture she laid her hands on his.
I knew you would. I knew you were that sort. I'd have laid odds you were a trump.
What he wants is a friend, a gentleman like himself. He'll listen to you. He won't to me.
If he don't take care, the drink will do for him. You know what a well-plucked one he used to be.
Sometimes he's out of his mind with fear. Of what? You know. But he's innocent. Is he?
Are you sure? Aren't you?
I, I'd like to be.
You come and talk to him, and tell me what do you think.
But I know he's innocent.
Do you? You think you know, but I fancy you don't know so much as you think you do.
If I was sure he were innocent, I'd get him to give himself up to the police tomorrow.
That's what he ought to have done long ago.
But, supposing he's guilty, what then?
If the police get hold of him, what then?
The man saw something in the woman's eyes
which caused an involuntary shudder to go all over him.
You're representing to me as a possibility,
a thing which seems to me an impossibility.
I don't know what ground you have to go upon.
You come and talk to him.
But, he drew a long breath.
If what you hint is true,
then the world's turned upside down and God help us all.
I don't say either one thing or the other, mind that.
I don't want to say anything
only, you come and talk to him and tell me what you think.
When can I come? Can I come at once?
I'll take you straight to him when we leave here.
Only, let's take care that we're not followed.
I've got to that point that sometimes I feel as if there were watchers everywhere.
Chapter 23. Walter Pahlgrave
Miss Scarlet took him to a part of town with which he was unfamiliar.
Right across London by devious ways, with frequent changes by the way,
from cab to tram, from tram to bus, from bus again to tram,
then for quite a walk with constant turnings at the end.
Had her wish been to throw him off the scent,
to lead him he knew not where she could scarcely have managed better.
If they had been followed, it must have been by an invisible spy.
Beyond the faintest shadow of a doubt,
no visible creature had dogged their steps.
He had a sort of general impression
that she had brought him somewhere in the neighborhood of Blackheath.
He would have been hard put to it to explain how he had,
had arrived at that impression, but he had.
She finally stopped at a gate led into a brick wall
in what, so far as he was able to judge in the imperfect light,
seemed a lane rather than a London street.
She paused for a moment to look about her.
There certainly was no one in sight, or within sound.
The place seemed to be as remote as if it had been in the heart of the country.
Then, suddenly, he saw that she had a key in her hand,
with which she was unlocking the gate.
Quick, she said.
Get in.
He passed through the gate.
Following instantly she closed it behind her.
It shut with a click.
Thank goodness I don't think anyone saw us that time.
The words were gasped rather than spoken.
He was nearly moved to laughter.
My dear Miss Scarlett, I'm quite sure that no one saw us.
I don't know where you've brought me,
but it seems as if we are a hundred miles from anywhere.
I should judge that there wasn't a human being within a mile.
That's all you know.
Within that distance there are thousands.
they're all around us.
Come quietly.
Perhaps he's gone to bed.
He sometimes has at this time of night.
The words suggested to his mind a singular vista.
Is he in the house all alone?
He is.
But would you mind not asking any questions?
By that, what I mean to say is that you can ask him as many questions as you like,
but don't ask me.
He had grown more and more to realize, as they had come along,
that the situation was at once much more singular and much more delicate.
than he had first supposed. It hardly needed her request to drive that conviction further home.
Moving towards the house, which stood in the center of what seemed to be a small garden,
she again gained ingress by means of a key. No sooner had she done so than a masculine voice
exclaimed, "'Who's there? Who the devil's there?' A door was opened at the back, through which a
light came streaming, the only light which so far had been seen about the place. From without,
the building had seemed to be in all darkness.
Miss Scarlett replied in tones which were almost suspiciously cheerful.
"'It's all right, old man, it's only me and a friend.'
"'A friend? What friend? I haven't a friend. Who's that you've brought with you?'
The lady touched Mr. Earl on the elbow, taking the hint that gentleman went forward.
"'Hello, Paul Grave. Miss Scarlett's been good enough to give me a chance of looking you up.
I can't tell you how glad I am to see you again.'
Glad to see me again. Who the devil? The speaker drew back into the lighted room.
Earl, following, the other when he saw who he was, broke into a shout of welcome.
Why, Earl, my dear old chap. Why, you crack-brained beggar, I'm as glad to see you as if you were old
John Culver risen from the grave. And how's the engine? Still burning holes in your pockets?
Still going to make your fortune when they've laid you in a pauper's grave?
Earl laughed, though he felt in anything but a laughing mood when he saw the man in front of him.
The Walter Pahlgrave he had known had been one of the smartest and best-dressed men in town,
who would have deemed his reputation lost had a single item of his attire been below the highest standard of the current taste.
This person was an unkempt, half-dressed vagabond, whose head looked as if it had not been touched by a hairbrush for a week,
or by a barber for six months, on whose face was a fortnight stubble, who was clad to
what had apparently once been a suit of pajamas,
the jacket of which he wore open,
disclosing an ancient flannel shirt,
which was unbuttoned at the neck.
Mr. Earl made an effort to conceal
what he felt at this spectacle
that Wylam Dandy presented and hoped that he succeeded.
He made what he was aware
was a sufficiently banal remark,
having a feeling that this was an occasion
on which the more banality he could get into the air,
the better, since it was already
overcharged with the abnormal.
How's the world been using you?
"'using me?
"'Dam it, man, can't you see how it's been using me?
"'Haven't you eyes in your head?
"'If it hadn't been for Sally there,
"'they'd have had Quick Lime on me long ago.
"'By the way, I've been trying to find out
"'if they do use Quick Lime for them nowadays.
"'Can you tell me?'
"'Paul Grave, old man, you always were a bit of an ass.
"'Thank you for nothing.
"'What price you?
"'With your crackpot engine.'
"'But I never thought you could be such a nass
"'as this, upon my Sam,
didn't who cares what you thought have a drink no thank you I don't want a drink and you
don't either reaching over the table Rupert Earl snatched up a bottle which the other was moving
Paul Grave glared at him in angry resentment mr. Earl put that down don't you imagine
you can take liberties with me to think that you should play the fool like this I
always suspected that you had a screw loose but I did not suppose you were an absolute
solder, masquerading in that rigout as if you were a half-baked clown at a fair and hiding yourself
like a cur in a kennel. Mr. Earl, I killed John Culver, and if you don't take care. You did not kill
John Culver. Pray, how do you know? Because I was sober and you weren't. That's it, I was drunk.
If I hadn't been drunk, I should not have killed him. I admit it. But does that all to the fact
that I dispose of the poor, dear old gentleman? That may be one of the cases in which killing
no murder, though I doubt it, but it's killing.
How did you kill him?
What a question to expect a man to answer.
Are you a judge of the last instance?
Am I before the last tribunal,
of which all men must lay their secrets bare?
You make one assertion, I make another.
I can give you chapter and verse for mine.
I merely ask if you can do the same.
I can?
Then do it.
Your tone's peremptory,
but to oblige you, sir,
I will even go so far. You remember that night?
Perfectly, every moment of it.
How we went up to our rooms with the spoil.
I know you went into yours because I shut the door at your request when you were in.
And directly afterwards I came out of it again. I wanted a drink.
You'd had too much already.
There's the point. When I've had too much I can never have enough.
I remembered that there was drink in the billiard room. I went and got it.
i emptied all the whisky there was in one decanter and all the brandy there was in another i thought it would be a lark to mix them so i did of that i have a distinct recollection afterwards i admit there comes a blur
mr earle recalled what tyrell the butler had said about his having found the two decanters empty in the morning so this was the explanation paulgrave went on half jauntily half savagely as if he were possessed by some mocking demon
as i suppose i'd drunk inside five minutes a bottle of whisky and brandy mixed neat it wasn't strange that there came a blur a man once told me at what he called a fine liquid capacity but that was beyond even me
my own impression is that for say half an hour after i drunk that big drink i was stark staring mad it was during that half hour it happened the next thing i clearly recollect is finding myself in the wood with my arms full of papers and no hat on and wondering how the one of the one thing i clearly recollect is finding myself in the wood with my arms full of papers and no hat on and wondering how the
the devil I got there. What brought me to set in consciousness, I have no idea. It didn't last
long. I believe that immediately afterwards I was as drunk as ever. The Dickens only knows how.
Ultimately, I got where I did. There's a saying that Providence watches over children and
drunken men. I proved the latter half of it that night. In the morning I understood.
What do you mean by you understood? I should have thought that in the morning you'd have had such a head on you,
that you weren't in a fit state to understand anything.
In one sense that was so,
but when I heard that old Culver was dead,
I knew I'd killed him.
Man, you're no nearer answering my question now
than you were at the beginning.
How do you know you killed him?
It's not easy to make you understand.
Don't take it for granted that I'm so much duller than the average man.
Try.
That morning I had a sort of dim vision
in which I saw myself crouching on the library floor,
picking up papers, and old culver coming in and making a rush at me,
I sprang up with a yell. I'm convinced it will be found, I yelled,
and hid him with something I snatched up from the floor. Then, grabbing up the papers anyhow,
somehow I got through a window and went scurrying through the night.
The first morning the vision was very dim, but with continued repetition, it has grown
clearer and clearer. Until now, if I were set the task,
I would reconstruct the crime to the satisfaction even of a French juge de pe.
You must forgive my speaking plainly,
but I'm convinced that you were merely the victim of a drunker's imagination.
I'll forgive the plainness, but why do you say that?
You were in such a state of mind that you were ready to believe anything of yourself.
If I'd been killed, you'd have been perfectly willing to claim the credit of that,
even if I'd fallen onto my head from a sixth-floor window.
I should say that the morning after a man had drunk half a bottle of whiskey
and half a bottle of brandy mixed neat,
practically at one big swallow,
nothing would content him by the conviction
that he was a monster of wickedness.
And as you seem to have stuck to the same prescription ever since,
no wonder the convictions kept on growing.
I hope you're right.
I wish I could believe it.
Then I shouldn't so often feel at night
that John Culver's fingers were fitting a rope about my neck.
There you are. Delirious.
If you don't swear off before long,
you'll be feeling sure that you killed Tess.
and John Culver's.
You must always bear in mind that old Culver was killed,
and if I didn't kill him, who did?
Great Scott, man, what logic?
I might as well say if I didn't kill him, who did?
You've not been found guilty of murder.
I have.
By a coroner's jury.
Who cares for a coroner's jury?
If you'd only seen those addle-headed young men,
and that gem of a coroner,
I felt like kicking him myself.
anyhow you've only your ridiculous behaviour to thank if you hadn't been raving drunk you'd never have left the house if you hadn't had such a head in the morning you'd have come straight back or you'd have come back at the earliest possible moment in short you'd have done anything but what you have done behaved like a fool and a coward
thanks you're a candid friend i can't help it perhaps the cold truth will do you good you've been living in a fevered atmosphere of alcoholic lies quite a phrase bravo mr earl now what do you propose i should do give myself up to the police
i shall be found guilty by twelve clear-headed young men directed by a judge of a size if i do to a certainty i shall convict myself out of my own mouth because if i asked me to a-and-hear-heated young men directed by a judge of a size if i do to a certainty i shall convict myself out of my own mouth because if i asked
to plead, I shall say guilty.
I haven't even enough courage
left to tell a lie at so crucial
a moment. Then if
that's the attitude you're going to take up,
it seems that the only thing to be done is to find
the actual criminal.
I trust that you may find him and that
he mayn't be me.
What a weight you'll lift off my soul
if you can prove that I've only been the victim of
a drunker's fancies. I'll be
happy again.
Paul Grave, you're not naturally a coward.
I'm not so sure.
"'No man can tell till he's done with.
"'In every man and in every woman
"'there's a coward somewhere waiting for a chance.
"'But you're not naturally the dirty kind of coward
"'who flies to drink to hide his funk.
"'I don't do that.
"'Then why do you drink?'
"'Mr. Polgrave shrugged his shoulders.
"'Because there's something calling.
"'I've always drunk,
"'ever since I've known you and long before.
"'Some of my happiest hours
"'have been spent in the company of a bottle
and Sally. In those days I wasn't always drinking. I had other things to do. Now what have I? Shut up.
I don't care for reading. I have never willingly read a book in my life, and I never shall.
I've know what are called intellectual resources which console a man who's confined to the house.
The things I can do and want to do I can't do. I prowl, prowl, prowl from morn to mourn,
upstairs and downstairs, all the day and most of the night.
and in the intervals I drink.
I do not drink because I'm the kind of coward you suggest,
but because there's something in me which likes drink,
and because I've nothing else to do.
Supposing I prove you innocent, what then?
Then I'll marry Sally, if she'll have me.
Sally, will you dare to venture on a drunkard for a husband?
For the first time Miss Scarlett spoke.
She was sitting on the corner of a table, swinging her feet in the air.
I'll marry you all right, old boy, if ever I get.
the chance. But if this sanguine Mr. Earl doesn't prove my innocence and they hang me,
I'll go with you to the gallows and they can hang me too, so long as I'm your wife.
But the misfortune is that they won't hang you for what I did. I'm not so sure of that.
There's such a thing as being guilty after the event. I believe they hang for that.
She spoke with a cheerfulness which, as before, was suspicious. When she was letting Rupert
Earl out of the garden gate, she asked him an anxious,
question. Well, do you think he did it? I'm sure he didn't. Sure. After what you heard him say?
I don't care what he said. I know he didn't do it. How can you know? So sure is that.
Instead of answering her question, he said something which filled her with evident surprise.
He's a lucky man. Lucky? You call him lucky. Then who's unlucky? I call no man unlucky who knows a woman who
go through hell for him.
If a woman cares for a man,
she cares for him, doesn't she?
If she cares for him, she doesn't
care what she does for him.
It's only the lucky man
who has a woman who cares for him like that.
Rupert Earl seemed to be in no hurry
to reach his own part of the world when he had left
that strange abode behind.
He quickly learned that, as Miss Scarlett had said,
it was not by any means so remote as it appeared.
He had not gone very far before he found
himself amidst a wilderness of houses. He wandered along street after street without knowing where he
was or caring to inquire, as if his thoughts absorbed him to the exclusion of all else.
His knight's amusement was taking a singular form. At last it did dawn on him that he might as well
get some idea of where he was. He looked about in search of some familiar landmark, but there was
none. He was in a street of small houses, a long street, badly lighted. Most of the houses were
darkness as if the inhabitants were in bed.
He looked at his watch.
It was nearly two o'clock.
Great, Potipher, what an hour.
Susan will be wondering where I am.
She'll be taking it for granted that I'm having a most uproarious time.
How sometimes appearances are against a man?
How am I going to find my way to Kite Street, Wandsworth?
There was not a soul in sight.
He walked to the end of the long street,
turned to the left, then to the right,
without meeting a living creature. Then, on a sudden, he found himself in a great highway in which
there were some signs of life. Some carts were crawling slowly along in the distance going,
he presumed, to one of the morning markets. He looked in vain for a cab. Tram lines ran down the
center of the road. Near him was a standard carrying an electric wire, but there was nothing
to show that the cars were running. All at once, someone approached from behind. Apparently from the
street he had just come out of, a short man who went sauntering by as if in no hurry.
Mr. Earl hailed him as he passed.
Can you tell me where I'm likely to find a cab?
The man stopped to answer.
You're not likely to find a cab anywhere around here.
People in this part of the world haven't got the money for that kind of thing.
They don't use cabs.
But the tram cars, they keep running all through the night.
If you walk on either way, one will catch you up before you've gone very far.
Something in the speaker's voice struck Rupert Earl as familiar.
Haven't I met you somewhere before?
Yes, Mr. Earl, you have, and very uncalled for your behavior was to me.
Most uncalled for.
You're the man who spoke to me tonight at the music hall.
Yes, Mr. Earl, I am, and the way you spoke to me back again surprised me more than a little.
Straight it did.
What are you doing here?
Why, Mr. Earl, I'm strolling along.
long. Are you dogging my footsteps?
Dogging your footsteps?
Well, there. Can't I walk about the streets of London without having a charge like that
chucked at my head? If I can't, things are coming to a pretty pitch, they are that.
Is it any business of mine if you goes and pays calls on Mr. Walter Pahlgrave, is it?
How do you know?
Steady, steady on.
Here's someone coming along who takes a lot more interest in Mr. W. P. than I do.
You shut your mouth till he's gone by.
A heavy tread came stamping along the pavement.
A big, loosely hung man, with something about his clothes and bearing which was redolent of the country came swinging by.
At the sight of the little man, he paused, addressing him with a significance which was very like a threat.
So it is you, is it? I thought I saw you.
up to your games again the little man's manner as he replied savored unmistakably of impudence oh yes mr wilkins it's me all right and very glad i am to see you mr wilkins though it is a little lateish hope you're well and all the good folks downward caught way how's farmer bait sow the one i mean what you thought was stole
there was apparently something esoteric in the allusion to farmer bait's sow which angered the person addressed all right my lad smart aren't you those laugh longest you laugh last next time you get put away it will be for a bit longer than you think
without waiting for a retort the big man stamped off swinging a little from side to side as he walked so soon as he was out of hearing the little man asked mr earl do you know who that is i do not
he knows who you are it was to get a good look at you he's top to talk to me a nice mess you've made of things have i in what way who is your friend
friend my friend my crickie him a friend of mine him that's george wilkins what's a policeman down at woodcott they've set him to find the party what killed old culver he's something out of the common run of country policemen
and they seem to have found it out.
Before we're much older, he'll find the party that killed John Culver,
as sure as your name's Rupert Earl and mine ain't.
Mr. Earl stood to look at Mr. Wilkins,
who must have been moving quicker than he seemed to be
since he was already nearly out of sight.
When Mr. Earl turned to look for the little man, he had vanished,
having probably taken advantage of the other's abstraction
to beat a strategic retreat round the corner.
End of chapters 22 and 23
Chapter 24 and 25 of the Interrupted Kiss by Richard Marsh.
This Libre Vox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 24
If in want of a wife, take one.
Rupert Earle said nothing to Miss Morris of his adventures of the previous night,
nor did he volunteer any information as to whether his expenditure had exceeded a sovereign.
He was still in his bedroom when she brought in his breakfast.
So soon as he had finished his meal he went out.
Not long afterwards he put in an appearance at some flats near Sloan Square.
Ascending to the fourth story by the lift,
he knocked at a door and inquired of the neat maid if Mr. Harmar was in.
She told him that he was and ushered him into an apartment
in which that gentleman was reading his morning papers
as a sort of postscript to his morning meal.
He looked up with a look of genuine pleasure as his visitor
entered. Hello, Earl, this is unexpected. You are an early bird, had breakfast. Thanks, I've had all the
breakfast I want. To tell you the truth, I hardly expected to see you, although I want it too badly enough.
How are things going? They're not going. They've got into a beastly ditch, and there they're
bidding fare to stick. Or if they can be said to be going, then they're going all wrong. Frankly,
although, mind, I don't blame you, I'm conscious I've only myself to blame.
still i wish i hadn't come in with you that night that i'd left your proposal severely alone i made no proposal i told you in confidence what i proposed to do the proposal that you should follow suit came from you
that's true i was led away by pallgrave's eagerness that's stuff paulgrave was drunk you were sober as sober as i was like me you were driven by necessity culfer had us under his heel we made a desperate effort to fend off these
evil day when he would bring it down and squash us.
A pretty wild cat effort it was.
We should have been nicely in the soup if...
If he'd been alive in the morning.
I quite realize that his demise was the best thing that could have happened to us.
If it hadn't been for what you call his demise,
he'd have found out what had happened,
as he was bound to do and we should have been worse off than ever.
Personally, I was prepared to face the music.
After I'd got, what I did get,
he'd have found me a harder nut to crack than you, perhaps imagine.
"'Oh, I believe that easily.
"'He'd lent me one thousand one hundred pounds.
"'If he'd given me a little time,
"'I was willing to let him have his money back twice over,
"'three times over, four times if he liked.
"'But I was not willing that he should rob me
"'of all the fruits of my lifelong labors.
"'I did nothing of which I'm ashamed,
"'of which I have caused to be ashamed,
"'nothing which I would not do again if the position recurred.
"'You may constitute any jury of honest men you like
"'and I'll tell them my story,
"'Whatever the legal aspect of the case might be,
"'they would acquit me morally, and each one of them,
"'if he were a man would admit that in my position,
"'he would have done as I did.
"'I have nothing to repent, have done nothing which I wish undone.'
"'Mr. Harmar drew a long breath, which sounded very like a sigh.
"'I'll be glad if I could speak with the same cock-sureness.
"'If I may hazard or surmise,
"'judging from your remarkably cock-a-doodly attitude,
"'I should say that it looks uncommonly as if that engine.'
of yours had turned up trumps with a vengeance.
It has. I've received
100,000 pounds for an option, which, if exercise
within seven days, is to bring me, at the end of that time,
a further half million in hard cash.
In which case, I am within the mark when I say that I,
and my descendants, ought to receive at least a solid
million a year, and quite probably very much more,
practically for ever and ever.
Then your Arabian knight's dreams are coming true.
Small wonder there's nothing
of which you repent. If I were in a similar case. As it is, I feel as if I jockey Delsey Graham
out of ten thousand pounds to serve as a sop in the pan for the army of my creditors.
If there's anything I can do, I'll do it. Don't let any money troubles worry you. It's very
nice of you to talk like that, considering how they have been worrying me. If that second
will turns up, I shall want someone to do something, because my last state will be worse than my
first. Is Mrs. Harmar with you?
Not she. I'm alone. And so far as she is concerned, I rather fancy that she'd sooner I was alone.
We used to be inseparable, but since that night an impalpable wall seems to have sprung up between us.
And we're inseparable no longer. I'm beginning to wonder if I've lost my wife.
Does she guess? She not only guesses, she knows. But how much she knows I don't know,
and I don't dare to ask. Oh, you may have come out at the top.
and I'm sure I hope you have.
It's a comfort to know that someone's scored,
but I've come out very much at the bottom,
and it looks as if I were going to stop there.
And how's the other person?
There is another thing.
What's wrong with Elsie Graham?
Something is?
How wrong?
What do you mean?
I'm wondering if she's in communication with Paul Grave.
That she certainly isn't.
How do you know?
The principal purpose of my coming is to talk to you about him.
Harmar, there's going to be trouble in that quarter.
Before very long the police will have him.
He says when they get him he shall plead guilty.
Good Lord, but surely.
I saw him last night, and in consequence I'm here this morning.
I want to tell you as exactly as I can what took place.
He told the story of his adventures of the previous night
with sufficient particularity to make an unpleasant impression on his auditor,
as was shown by the remark which Mr. Harmar made as soon as the tale was finished.
In the face of what you've just been telling me,
you say that there's nothing about that night which you regret.
I did not say regret.
The word I used was repent.
I said that, given the same circumstances,
I do all that I did over again.
And so I would,
only with this difference,
that I take precious good care
to leave you and Pallgrave out.
But man alive,
supposing he does plead guilty,
where shall we be?
In an uncomfortable position beyond a doubt,
"'It's quite possible that we may find ourselves in the dock beside him.
"'Oh, quite. Earl, you're a cheerful beggar.
"'It strikes me that if you do find yourself in the dock beside him,
"'you'll find that you've paid too dearly for your whistle, however well worth having it may be.
"'And where do I come in, without a whistle?
"'Keep your head, man. If Polgrave had kept his, he wouldn't be in the mess he is.
"'It's all very well for you to talk. You seem to think that you're on rollers.
but what price me.
Anyhow, I'll be ruined, discredited,
socially, financially, always.
You can't blink the fact that,
look at it as you choose, what we did was robbery.
I deny that, so far as I'm concerned.
What I did was to take steps
to prevent myself from being robbed.
Tell that to the Marines.
Take my advice and don't tell it to the police.
They've a cruder point of view than you seem to have.
It occurs to me that about the best thing we can do is to make a bolt of it.
If we start at once we may have a better chance than poor Paul Grave seems likely to have.
I certainly won't bolt, and if I can help it, you won't either.
If you do it will be equivalent to running your neck into the noose, as Paul Graves done.
I'll tell you what I propose we shall do presently.
I've come here to do it.
In the meanwhile, old chap, will you mind telling me what you meant by saying that there is something wrong with Miss Graham?
he remembered that last time we dined together as i was walking home and had entered the grounds i heard a revolver shot followed by the sound of a heavy body falling with a great splash into water the whole jolly row came from the direction of the lake
i started off to see what could have caused it when who should come along but elsie graham and boris you know the big st bernard when she said that she'd just come from the lake i took it for granted that the splash had been caused by boris who had been treating himself to a bath so-you know the big st bernard when she said that she'd just come from the lake i took it for granted that the splash had been caused by boris who had been treating himself to a bath so
I felt him. But no, he was dry as a bone. He hadn't been nearer the water. When I asked what
the rumpus had been about, she wanted me to believe that I'd heard wrong, that there'd been
no splash, no revolver fired. She actually cracked the dog-whip she had in her hand to make out
that it was that I'd heard, as if at close quarters I could mistake the crack of a whip for the
crack of a gun. While we were talking, I don't know how it came about, but I touched her arm.
Earl, it was soaking wet.
I looked at my hand.
It was covered with blood.
Whoever had fired had hit her somewhere in the upper part of the arm,
and she tried to make me believe that no one had fired at all.
Didn't she offer an explanation?
I didn't ask for one.
I saw plainly enough that there was a secret and that she wanted to keep it.
So I let her go into the house, and I took Boris to his kennel.
Then I went round the lake on my own account.
On the bank, by the summer house,
I found a revolver, a cheap Belgian thing, with one of its cartridges recently discharged and a briar woodpipe which was still warm.
My dear man, there was only one way out of it.
She had deliberately tried to make me believe the thing that was not.
A man had been there and I shouldn't be surprised if, in consequence, Boris had sent him flying into the water.
That was the splash I'd heard.
As I'd met her almost immediately afterwards, it looked as if she'd left him in the water.
I didn't like the idea at all.
So I got out the boat and I did a bit of dragging,
but as I found nothing,
I could only suppose that if he had ever been in
he had got out and gone off
and left his revolver and his pipe behind him.
What made you think it was Paul Grave?
I didn't know what to think.
I don't now.
That isn't all.
When I went in,
you can fancy it was lateish,
she came out of the library in her dressing-gown,
looking as if she'd seen twenty ghosts.
She said she'd come down to fetch an envelope which she had in her hand.
But when I got upstairs, Claire told me that the telephone bell had been ringing like blazes.
Mind you, at that time of night, and that she'd heard Elsie talking to someone through it.
She'd heard Elsie promised to send somebody five hundred pounds.
She'd been leaning over the landing in a pretty state of fluster.
The library door was open.
Elsie had been talking in a loudish tone of voice, apparently by particular request, so that she couldn't help hearing.
And sure enough, after breakfast, Elsie asked Claire if she could tell her where she could get
five hundred pounds by the following Friday.
Claire said she couldn't.
Elsie went out, and an hour or two afterwards came back with the information that she had got
the money.
Claire said she had an envelope in her hand which she believes was stuffed with banknotes.
What's the inference you draw from all this?
Whose Lionel Fitzherbert?
Hanged if I know, why do you ask?
"'Because Clare believes that the money was sent to a Lionel Fitzherbert,
"'and from that I've inferred that Lionel Fitzherbert
"'is the name under which Paul Graves hiding.
"'Since then, Elsie's been a changed girl.
"'Something's wrong.
"'She's fading before our eyes.
"'She neither eats nor drinks.
"'Clair doesn't believe she sleeps.
"'Earl, she's haunted.
"'I don't know by what, but by something.
"'I'm haunted in a sort of way myself
"'so that I recognize the thing when I see it in another.
but her plights much worse than mine, though mine is bad enough.
Earl, do you know what I recommend you to do, with her?
How can I do anything with her, when she won't speak or look at me,
or if she can help it stay in the same street?
I shouldn't ask her what she will or won't do.
There's a touch of berserk in you.
You're a lineal descendant of the gentleman who, when they wanted a thing, took it,
whether it was a wife or any other little trifle,
of which at the moment they stood in need.
"'You want Elsie, my dear man, take her.'
"'What the something does the fellow mean? How on earth am I going to do it?'
"'You're not so dull as that. You wanted those papers old Culver had. You found out a way.
You took him. You want Elsie? What's the sequitur? If you want her enough,
you'll find out a way to take her. Kidnap her if that's the word. Tuck her under your arm
without asking if she likes the position. March her off to some secluded spot.
and explain to her with a battle-axe, if necessary, that she's got to be your wife.
She'll say yes.
Will she?
You've your own ideas of wooing.
They're not my ideas.
They're the ideas which have ruled intercourse between the sexes since the world was in its cradle.
It's doubtful if that intercourse has grown sweeter as they've waned.
You love her.
Love her?
Earl laughed.
That's not the word.
I'd go through Hades.
for her. He was thinking of what Miss Garnet had said the night before. You believe that she loves you?
I know she does. Then that's all that matters. If a woman cares for a man with her nothing else
counts. She thinks that it does, but it doesn't. The woman that is in her forgives him everything
if he handles her as a man should. He may pop her on a motor car and whirl her to Tim Buck, too,
without asking her sanction, as she may suppose very much against her will.
when he's got her there and has played the man if she loves him the only thing for which she'll care is that he whom she loves has played the man civilisations of a nearer the woman underneath is the woman of the stone age who clung to the man who had hailed her to his hut and held her against all comers
when mr harmar ceased speaking rupert earle was silent he was thinking not so much of the singularity of this gentleman's views in this day of woman's rights and wrongs but of their similarity to miss scarlet's code of philosophy as she had enunciated it to him at the gate in the wall on the preceding night
chapter twenty five rupert earle makes the acquaintance of lionel fitzherbert esq when rupert earl was returning home with mr edwin harmar's curious ideas of how a man should woo a maid filling all his mind at the corner of kite street he came upon someone who brought him back with a bump from the somewhat romantic regions in which he had metaphorically been soaring
He had been struck, as he approached it on foot from Sloan Square, by the dinginess of that part
of Wandsworth regarded as a residential quarter, especially as the habitation of one who was
practically already a millionaire. Fancy asking Miss Graham to share his life in such a—he did not
like to call it a slum, but in such an unlovely locality. Were he, acting on Mr. Harmar's
hint, to bear her away with him in a motor-car, it should be to a very different scene to this,
to a palace on a wooded slope overlooking a lake
with mountains beyond amid surroundings of perfect beauty
and in the palace itself should be everything
which the soul or a woman could desire.
So circumstance it would go hard with him
if he could not win her at least to resignation with her lot
so that one day she would whisper the confession
that she was glad that he had made her
even by a return to the practices of the Stone Age
according to Edwin Harmar, his wife.
From these and Simeter Anasgar,
visions, he suddenly descended when accosted by a voice which was associated in his mind
with something not at all agreeable.
"'Excuse me, Mr. Earl.
But I've just been venturing to make a little call at your rooms, Mr. Earl, and was so
unfortunate as to find you out.'
It needed no second glance to tell him who the speaker was.
It was the red-eyed individual who had addressed him last night at the music hall, in whom
he had afterwards encountered in such mysterious fashion after quitting Walter Paul Graves'
hiding place. The sight of this stranger appeared to move him to what seemed unreasonable anger.
Who the deuce are you? And what the devil do you mean by speaking to me?
The man cast about him what seemed to be anxious glances.
If you can spare me a few minutes of your valuable time, Mr. Earl, I have something to say to you,
which I'm sure you'll find most interesting.
Come to my rooms. I'll make short work of you.
There was something about the fashion of the invitation.
which not unnaturally the stranger did not seem to find altogether alluring.
He drew back.
There's a highly respectable coffee shop close by.
If you've no objection, Mr. Earl,
I'd much rather have a little talk with you in there.
We shall be quite private, I do assure you.
Why should I come with you to a coffee shop when my rooms are within a hundred yards?
Well, Mr. Earl, I'll be quite frank with you.
I'm a timid man, Mr. Earl.
And if I was to come with you to your rooms, you might, as you put it yourself, make short work of me.
If you was to try on anything like that, Mr. Earl, it might be the death of me. It really might.
Earl laughed. He was conscious that the man's attitude was not unjustified. He had towards him
such a feeling of aversion, though the reason why he could scarcely tell, that he was aware that it would not need much to induce him to subject him to unpleasant usage.
In a place of public resort like a coffee shop, the stranger might at least feel that he was running no appreciable risk of personal violence.
They went together to the coffee shop of which the stranger had spoken.
It was of a humble sort, divided into old-fashioned boxes.
In one of them, they were as private as Mr. Earl had been with Miss Scarlet in the Italian restaurant the night before.
Only the circumstances were so different.
He had then felt as drawn towards the lady as he was now repelled.
by the man. So strong indeed was his feeling of repulsion that he was ashamed of being even momentarily
in his company. He wanted the fellow to say what he had to say as quickly as he could and be rid of him.
He told him so plainly. I'm sure, Mr. Earl, you needn't stay a moment longer than you want,
but I must begin with what I'll call a little bit of personal history. A sainted aunt,
Mr. Earl, lately left me a snug legacy, which I proposed to devote to making a friend.
a fresh start in life, in the only country in which it seems a man can make a fresh start,
America.
But just as I was starting, I was robbed of it all, so that now I'm worse off than ever.
What was the amount?
Exactly five hundred pounds, Mr. Earl.
A nice little sum for a man like me.
For some reason, Rupert Earl's thoughts flew to the sum which, according to her husband,
Mrs. Harmer, had said that Elsie Graham stood in need of.
He observed the man with greater curiosity as one in whom he might have a possible unsuspected interest.
Why do you repose in me this uninvited confidence?
The man's voice dropped to a thread-like whisper, as before he looked anxiously about him.
Well, Mr. Earl, it's like this. There's Mr. Walter Paul Grave, sir.
As you and I very well know, there are certain people who are looking for him, most anxiously they're looking.
It might be worth 500 pounds to whoever told them where to find him.
Properly managed, it might be worth even more than that.
Is that the idea?
So last night you did dog my footsteps.
No, Mr. Earl, I did not.
You wrong me, Mr. Earl.
You've known notion how you wrong me.
I've known where Mr. W.P was quite a time.
I wouldn't give him away.
No, not me.
I'm not that sort.
not if i could help it only you see to a man in my unfortunate position what a temptation it is what i'm asking you to do is to put me out of temptation's reach
there are several ways of doing that are you suggesting that i should give you money not to sell an innocent man to the police if someone was to give me five hundred pounds mr earle i'd start for america by the next boat and never never come back again that would be a good good good good
thing for your country, I admit. It would be a still better if someone were to drop you overboard
on the way. Ah, Mr. Earl, I've been given to understand it you were of a humor's turn of mind.
You'd find me of a practical humor if I had my way with such carrion as you. You impudent Blackguard,
to dare to address me with such a proposition. How do you imagine I am concerned in what becomes
of the gentleman you mention? Oh, Mr. Earl, now you do want to practice on my
simplicity. You do, really. As if I didn't know you were all mixed up in the mess together,
so that what puts him in the cart puts you, to say nothing of a surgeon young lady.
You ought to think of her, Mr. Earl. You really did. To what young lady do you refer?
Why, of course, Mr. Earl, to Miss Elsie Graham. We are not playing this game on even terms.
You have me at an advantage. You know who I am, but I have not the dimest notion.
and what particular scrap of garbage you may chance to be.
Who are you?
So long as I know who you are,
does it matter who I am?
Does it, Mr. Earl?
You're damnably at home with my name.
What's yours?
Shall we say, just for the sake of my having a name,
shall we say,
Lionel Fitzherbert, Esquire?
They were seated at a narrow table.
Mr. Earl had his elbows on the board.
Mr. Fitzherbert was sitting close up to sit on the other.
Suddenly, the taller man's hands, going out caught the smaller one by the throat,
and began to treat him in a fashion which he could hardly have found agreeable.
So it is you, you hound.
I was beginning to think it was.
A person in his shirt-sleeves, who was probably the proprietor, came rushing towards them.
Here, stop that.
What are you doing?
Do you want to kill the man?
Stop it, I say.
Rupert Earl loosened his hold.
I'll stop it, to oblige you and for the...
present. After all, merely to kill the man would probably be to treat him better than he
deserves. The coatless gentleman was giving his attention to Mr. Fitzherbert, who was leaning
somewhat limply against the partition at his back. What have you done to him to make him treat
you like that? Has he hurt you? Mr. Fitzherbert's reply suggested that any damage he had received
had been merely superficial. Not so much by a long chalk as I'll hurt him before I've done with him.
The landlord seemed to scent in the words
an intention to continue the argument upon the spot.
None of that now.
I won't have that sort of thing in my house.
Out you go. Both of you.
You get off my premises.
Mr. Fitzherbert, rising from his seat,
shook himself somewhat as a dog might have done.
His manner was decidedly acid.
All right, governor, don't you fret your gizzard.
I'm going and only too glad to get the chance.
"'As for you, Mr. Rupert Earl, you'll find me waiting for you outside.'
Mr. Fitzherbert passed into the street with an air which was probably as dignified as he knew how to make it.
Mr. Earl, left behind, was aware that his dignity had suffered.
The landlord, with the palms of his hands on his hips, was regarding him with an air of extreme disapprobation.
After what's happened, you can't stay here any more than your friend.
Out you go.
And no more of your games outside might be.
off, because I won't have them. I'm surprised that a gentleman like you should have any truck
with a chap like him. I'm not at all surprised that you're surprised, because I'm surprised myself.
Good day. Mr. Earl followed his friend, whom he found, as he had been assured would be the case,
awaiting him in the street. Immediately he appeared, Mr. Fitzherbert greeted him in tones which
were distinctly above a whisper. If that bloke hadn't interfered, I'd have put a bullet in you in another
half-second. I'm not afraid of you and never shall be. Don't you make any mistake, as you'll soon learn.
I owe your, blank, girl one, and I owe you one, and I'll pay the two of you. And if there's
anyone better at paying those kind of debts, he's hard to find. I'll put the police on Mr. Walter
Paulgrave, and on you, and on your, blank, girl as well. I'll quad the lot of you. Don't you
touch me. But Mr. Earl did touch him. He caught him off the ground as if he had been a small
terrier. Gripping the fellow's right hand, which he had thrust into his jacket pocket and twisting
a revolver from it, Earl threw him from him to reach the pavement as best he might.
It is a revolver. I wondered. Cheap Belgian, own brother, I dare bet, to the one which was found
on the bank of the lake at Timberham. So it was you who fired at Miss Graham. I've half a mind to give you
into charge for attempted murder.
Oh, don't stop at half a mind.
Go the whole hog.
Give me into charge.
There's a copper at the bottom of the hill.
I'll call him and you give me into charge.
You'll have to come with me to the station,
and I lay that when I've told my tale
I'll be the only one to leave it.
You'll never leave it again.
And before very long,
you'll have your best girl and your boozing pal
to keep you company.
Shall I call the copper?
or will you?
Apparently, Rupert Earle was not anxious that either should call him.
Mr. Fitzherbert's strident tones in singular manner were attracting attention.
Strugglers were gathering.
The proprietor of the coffee shop was standing at his open door.
Presently, there might be something of the nature of a street row
in which Mr. Earl's dignity might suffer more than it had done already.
One inferred that he deemed this an occasion on which,
taking all the circumstances into consideration,
discretion might be the better part of valor.
Slipping Mr. Fitzherbert's weapon into his own jacket pocket,
he walked calmly off with it.
Its owner, instead of attempting to regain possession of his property,
contented himself with shouting after him with a sudden resort to the vernacular.
So long, my cocky bloke?
How about giving me into charge?
That's the time of day, is it?
Think it's better to sling your blooming hook?
And right you are, because you won't be able to do it long,
and so I tell you straight.
Send my love to your best girl
and tell her from me that I haven't gone to America,
that I've blown in all the pieces,
and that I'll be even with her inside a four and twenty hours.
And you may give the same tip to Mr. W.P.
He won't be able to get away from me however much he tries.
I'll have all the lot of you dancing on nothing.
They were not agreeable words for Mr. Earl to have ringing in his ears as he walked home.
possibly he was borne up by the consciousness that it was the speaker's intention that this should not suffer for want of a little coloring.
He allowed no signs of annoyance to escape him, but strolled quietly along, with his head a little in the air,
the fingers of his right hand trifling with a cheap Belgian revolver which was in his jacket pocket.
When he reached his lodging, he found two telegrams awaiting him. This was the first he opened.
Have decided to take up option without further delay. Can you call at my office this afternoon to
complete. Say what time I may expect you. Silas P. Shaddock. A reply paid form was enclosed.
The telegram meant that half a million's turning would be transferred to his account that afternoon,
and he had received a hundred thousand pounds only yesterday. It seemed incredible,
yet it was true, and in his secret heart he had known all along that if he could only last it
would be true, that he would change the world, in all its multitude and
multifarious relations, much more effectually than it had been changed by the introduction
of steam, that the hour would strike when he could have millions for the asking.
As Edwin Harmer had put it, his Arabian Knight's dreams had become waking realities.
Was ever there a more fortunate man?
This was the second telegram he opened.
I've just discovered that Elsie's going to be married the day after tomorrow to Reverend
Peter Menius.
Never was more amazed in my life.
What does it mean? Can't you stop it? Claire Harmar
End of chapters 24 and 25.
Chapters 26 and 27 of the interrupted kiss by Richard Marsh.
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Chapter 26
Elsie's Telegram
Miss Graham and Mrs. Armar were together in the morning room at Timberham.
Both ladies seemed to be a trifle heating.
Mrs. Harmar was, if anything, the warmer of the two.
For one who seemed to be incapable as a rule of saying anything
which could possibly hurt anybody's feelings, her language was surprising.
I don't care, Elsie, I don't care.
Your whole conduct's been disgraceful, monstrous, wicked.
I never thought you capable of behaving in such an underhanded way.
It is amusing to see you assuming airs of virtuous honour
at the idea of underhanded proceedings.
Why do you say that?
that? I never did anything underhanded in my life. Never. At least, nothing worth speaking of.
I am glad to note the correction. Of course, you know what you think worth speaking of better than I do.
Elsie, now you shall tell me what you mean. You shall. For ever so long, you've been throwing out
hints that I've been guilty of some mysterious disgraceful crime. What crime do you accuse me of?
Tell me, straight out, with no beating about the bush. At once.
with pleasure, since you insist, and as this is probably the last day on which we shall see
each other for some time to come, it might be just as well that we should understand each other.
All the same, the air with which you carry off the pretense of not understanding already is
beyond anything.
Elsie, I never dreamed that I could want to shake anyone, especially you.
But no innuendos, please.
Out with what you mean.
Miss Graham slightly shrugged her shoulders.
I foresee from your manner your whole style
What is the attitude you are going to take up
And as you've taken it up all along
What is the use of talking?
The young lady moved towards the door
Her cousin got in front of her
You shan't leave the room until you've told me
You shan't
As if you needed me to tell you that I know you
How would you like me to put it?
Conveyed Uncle's will
Conveyed?
What do you mean?
There
I said that would be
the attitude you take, so what's the good?
Elsie, you shan't go. You shan't.
When you speak of Uncle's will, are you referring to the second one,
to the one which can't be found?
I'm referring to the one which cannot be found, for the sufficient reason that
either it's in your keeping or you've destroyed it.
Are you stark staring mad?
Is it possible that you conceive yourself to have any real grounds for making such an
accusation?
If so, tell me what they are.
Do you dare to persist in denying that you,
you took Uncle's will out of that envelope.
Oh, don't ask what envelope.
I see the question shaping on your lips.
The envelope you found in the library which, having emptied of its contents,
you threw out of the window, and which I showed you the next morning with
my will in Uncle's writing across it.
I never saw that envelope in my life till you showed it me that morning.
You deny that you took Uncle's will out of it.
How could I take anything out of an envelope I have never seen?
Do you mean to tell me that you see it?
saw uncle's missing will in that envelope.
Something was in it, some legal document, seeing what was written outside it I took it for granted
that it was uncle's will, and someone took it out.
You have been harboring this suspicion all the while.
Thank you.
Nor did I think you capable of any such conduct as that.
But it throws a vivid light on your whole behavior.
It shows how easily you get a mental twist and what you can do when you've got one.
I suppose it is because you are doing someone on a even.
even greater injustice than you did me that you proposed to become Mr. Jimenez's wife under false
pretenses. Isn't that so? Claire, please understand that I decline to allow you to interfere in my affairs.
My dear, don't try to ride the high horse with me. It's an animal of which you're much too fond.
I shall what you call interfere in your affair so long as there is the remotest chance of my
being able to prevent you from being guilty of conduct of which you are so properly and so heartily
ashamed. What right have you to say that I'm ashamed of what I'm going to do?
If you hadn't been ashamed, you would not have resorted to such questionable subterfuges
to conceal your intentions. I merely concealed my intention from you because I knew you'd try to interfere,
and I meant to book no interference. I am glad you did me no less than justice, and that you took
it for granted that I should take a decent woman's view of your behavior. Claire, you shall not
speak to me like that. As if you become the Reverend Peter's
wife, I will never speak to you again, I mean to leave no stone unturned, which will save us
from all such calamity, since I am so foolish as to be fond of you.
You have a peculiar way of showing your fondness.
Have you explained to Mr. Minius what your way is?
That you are about to show your fondness for him by becoming his wife when you love another
man with every fibre of your being?
You have no right to say such a thing.
No right?
To tell the truth?
I have no doubt that in your new standard of right and wrong the truth is a
monstrous thing. Don't you love Rupert Earl? I'll answer no questions. You as a woman
oughtn't to ask them. I ask them because, as a woman, I understand, as well as you understand
what kind of future you are proposing for yourself, as well as for the man whom you are going
to marry under false pretenses. Don't you think you might give him a chance to do what, under your
guidance he is about to do, with his eyes at least partially open? I don't want to talk to you,
and I won't talk to you. I won't listen. You don't at all understand. Mr. Minius does understand.
He and I understand each other perfectly well, and nothing you can say or do will stop us.
Perhaps Rupert Earl will be able to stop you. Rupert Earl, what do you mean? I've telegraphed him.
You haven't dared. Oh, I dare do much more than that, as if I get the chance you'll discover.
When?
yesterday, as soon as I found out what a crime you proposed to commit.
What did you say to him?
I told him that I just found out that you were going, if you could,
to trick Mr. Minius into marrying a woman who didn't love him and never would,
and with what unspeakable horror and disgust the discovery had filled me.
I asked if he had the dimest notion what such a falling away from good morals might mean,
and I begged him to make use of any means of any sort or kind which might offer to stop you.
that in effect is what I said to him in my telegram.
Have you had an answer?
I fancy, my dear, that you will have an answer.
Tyrell came into the room with a yellow envelope upon a solver.
A telegram for Miss Graham.
There, my dear, in the very nick of time is the answer you were speaking of.
The girl glanced from the butler to her cousin and back again,
as if she suspected them of conspiracy against her.
She picked up the envelope as she might have
picked up something which she knew conveyed a menace of danger.
She tore it open with doubtful fingers.
She held the pink slip it contained so that Mrs. Harmar could see that the message
consisted of a few words only.
Yet the girl stood staring at it as if it had the substance of a lengthy volume.
Tyrell had to recall her to the fact of his continued presence.
Any answer, miss, the boy is waiting.
She glanced up at him as if she were not sure who he was.
Then, as if with an effort at recollection, she shook her head.
no no answer none tyrell left the room she continued to stare at the few words upon the slip of paper until mrs harmar recalled her to consciousness of her presence well is it an answer what does he say is it from rupert
the girl looked up with a wild look in her eyes which startled mrs harmar it's not from rupert i wish it were oh how i wish it were she went on hurrying feet out of the room
Her cousin made no attempt this time to stay her.
There was something in her words and tone and manner, which had affected that lady more than she would have cared to say. Disagreably affected her.
Miss Graham, rushing upstairs to her own chamber, threw herself on her knees beside the bed in what might have been taken as an attitude of prayer.
But if in prayer she sought relief apparently none came.
Getting on to her feet, straightening out the telegram which she had crumpled up in her hand, she began again to say,
stare at it as she had done downstairs, as if it had for her a horrible fascination which
she was unable to resist. That it conveyed to her a message which was of dire portent was plain.
The few written words moved her more than all her cousin's jibes had done. They had transformed
her utterly. Presently, with feverish fingers, she began to cram on a hat with a complete
disregard of the angle at which she was placing it, which was scarcely feminine. Then, with a
telegram held tight, she tore from her room.
room from the house. Mrs. Harmore called to her as she rushed across the hall.
Elsie, where are you going? Who is the telegram from? I wish you'd tell me and not behave in
such a maddening and mysterious fashion. There was nothing in Miss Graham's bearing to show that she
even heard. Certainly if she did, she paid no heed, but passed through the hall door as if some
shape of terror were at her heels. She had not been gone very long when a fly drew up a timberham.
from it alighted Mr. Earl.
As she went out to meet him, Mrs. Harmar made it plain by her manner that he was a welcome guest.
Oh, Rupert, why didn't you come an hour ago? Or better, why didn't you come yesterday afternoon as you wired you would?
I said I'd come if I could, and I tried to come, and I couldn't.
The little arrangements which surround the payment to a man of half a million sterling are not always to be got through inside half an hour, as I've learned from experience.
Rupert, what are you talking about?
Oh, never mind what I'm talking about. Where's Elsie?
She's gone out. Did you send her a wire?
I did not, has she had one?
She's had one, which, so far as I could judge, nearly drove her out of her mind, and quite drove her out of the house.
Who can it be from?
I shouldn't wonder if it was from that, that understudy for an angel who calls himself Fitzherbert.
They've got Polgrave.
Who's got him?
Why, the police?
Who else do you suppose wants him?
That, that devil of a Fitzherbert put them on to him last night.
It looks as if the end of the world were coming for all of us.
Rupert!
I saw Edwin before I left town.
You'll have a wire from him presently.
He says he'll either come down this afternoon or you'll have to go up to him.
Why should I go up to him?
What do you mean by saying that the end of the world has come for all of us?
My dear lady, can't you guess?
Don't you know that with Pahlgrave we sink or swim?
Where has Elsie gone?
i don't positively know she didn't tell me she seemed to be too nearly out of her mind to be able to tell anybody but i shouldn't be surprised if she's gone to the vicarage to see the man she's going to marry the man she's going to marry
my dear madam if i get near enough to her before they get me i dare bet a trifle that she'll see in me the man she's going to marry he held out what seemed to be a wad of back-notes there's enough there to take ten ladies in the greatest comfort right round the world
and if i can only get the chance of a flying start with her they catch me if they can until it suits me to be caught your husband mrs harmar is a man with some of the most remarkable theories i ever struck and i'm going to do my best to put one of them into good solid practice
if it comes out as he said it would there's no testimonial he can ask that i won't give him framed chapter twenty seven at the vicarage peter minas was with his sister
in the vicarage study. He had opened before him on the table what was obviously a legal document
which he was explaining to his sister. This, Laura, is the deed of a gift by which I transfer to you
all my right and interest in the living of Woodcott. As I told you, you are welcome to it now,
or, as you say you would prefer to have it then, I will add it to you tomorrow, after the wedding
ceremony, before I start upon my honeymoon. That is as I should prefer to have it. He looked at her
with a quizzical smile.
What's the notion, Laura?
Do you think the transaction might savour of simony, if completed now?
I don't want you to give it me till I am quite sure you won't want it back.
For instance, it is conceivable that you might regard your generosity as having been too precipitate
if anything happened to prevent your being married tomorrow.
But what should happen?
My dear, Peter, there are such things as slips between cups and lips.
You cast a sufficiently cautious eye into the future, Laura.
I will be frank.
I always have been frank with you.
You have.
And I always will be.
I am filled with forebodings.
Would you mind, Laura,
keeping those little matters to yourself,
or if you were to impart them to Paterson?
There is something about the whole affair
which I extremely dislike.
Suppose I talk to you like this
when your turn comes to be married to Paterson.
I will take care that my marriage
does not in the least resemble what yours promises to be.
There's only one form of men.
according to the usages of the Church of England, so far as I'm aware.
Don't talk nonsense, and don't be ribbled. I've been willing, nay, anxious, that Elsie
Graham should become your wife. That's very good of you. But if my marriage were to be as hers
bids fair to be, I shouldn't feel that I was properly married. My dear Laura, what would you feel?
Is it possible that you would feel improperly married? Laura? To begin with, I cannot imagine how
any decent, respectable, God-fearing young woman can wish to be married on the sly?
We are not going to be married on the sly.
Elsie's wish is that we should be married in private.
It seems to me that nothing could be more sensible.
Bosch, what do you know about a woman's feelings on such a matter?
No girl wants to be married in what you call private,
except for sound and sufficient reasons of her own,
which ought to be exhaustively inquired into by the man she's going to marry.
Thank you, Laura.
A woman who looks forward with proper pride and pleasurable anticipation to the state of holy matrimony with the man of her choice wishes to be married in the face of all the world.
She wants to have nothing whole and corner about her wedding.
When your turn comes, I should recommend you to have one brass band in the church and another outside.
Two brass bands playing against each other ought to call a sufficient amount of attention to what is going on.
There will be no brass band at my wedding, Peter, but all the parish will be there and all my
friends and acquaintances, and I will have at least one bridesmaid if I have to go out into the highways
and buy ways to get her. I hope you won't have to do that. If your idea of a happy married life
is bridesmaids, I hope that the church will be as full of them as it can hold. It ought to be
a striking sight to your wedding. And no wedding presents. What Elsie means by refusing to
receive wedding guests I cannot imagine. She has actually declined to accept one from Shalto or me.
Your purses will benefit, you won't suffer.
I've heard that some women get married with the scarcely concealed intention
of screwing as many presents out of unwilling givers as they possibly can.
There can't be any suspicion of that sort of thing about Elsie.
That she should have refused to accept a wedding present even from you,
from her future husband.
My dear Laura, I assure you that I will make that all right.
I propose to present her with a few trifles as soon as we are married,
and, among others,
with a piece of parchment which will make her the possessor of an income which will cause the
mouse of some of the ladies of whom I have just been speaking to water. You can trust me to act in such
matters as becomes a man who is the husband of his wife. Very good. After all, you are chiefly
concerned. It is no business of mine. I never supposed for a moment that it was. The misapprehension
was on your side. But you are my only brother and I am your only sister. We are told, Laura,
we ought to be thankful for small mercies.
As such it is only natural
that I should take more than a stranger's interest
in your marriage.
Quite natural, I do admit it.
When your turn comes I'll take at least as much interest
in yours.
I can only hope and pray that everything will
pass off well, that Elsie will be
a good wife to you and that you will be happy
in the married state.
I'll hope as much for you someday.
But in the meantime, I must
positively decline to accept
from you anything of the nature of a gift,
which you may regret giving me should anything happen to prevent your marriage taking place.
After you are married, I shall have no fear that you will repent.
We did not make ourselves, and, under the circumstances which promised to surround your wedding,
until you are safely married, I cannot help feeling oppressed by forebodings of the most serious kind.
God bless you, Peter. I trust that the event will prove that I'm a fool.
Miss Minius went out of the room with her handkerchief held to her eyes.
her brothers stared at the door through which she had vanished
with looks suggestive of profound amazement.
To think that Laura should cry,
or even pretend to cry,
I didn't know that there were any tears in her.
It would serve her right if I were to alter the deed at the eleventh hour,
since she's so pick-headed as to refuse to accept it till it suits her,
there'd be time, and insert Paterson's name instead of hers.
That would move her to tears,
tears of real rage, if I were to make Paterson the
patron of his own living, and her a mere affix in the shape of his wife. Her notion of the
clerical relation is that the wife should be the head of her husband. He began to fidget with
the papers which were on his table, apparently seeking for something to divert his thoughts,
and failing. To every man his own marriage, and to every woman hers. Isn't that as it ought to be?
What Elsie and I want to do is to get married, and that's all. She couldn't have fallen more
entirely into a sensible man's notion of what a wedding ought to be than she has done.
Two words of his own soliloquy came back to him. A man's notion, exactly. The wedding which was to
take place tomorrow was a man's notion of what such a ceremony ought to be. No fuss and no flumery,
and Elsie was a woman. He was quite aware that, in a sense, Laura was right, that to a woman
the day of her marriage is the day of her life, her own particular great day.
there hardly lived a woman who about to be joined to the man she loved would not prefer to proclaim the fact with a flourish of trumpets and all the fuss and flummery opportunity offered rather than as laura put it be married on the sigh
but was elsie about to be married to the man she loved the morrow's bridegroom asked the question of himself a little ruefully to a man she liked no doubt but to the man she loved he began to rummage energetically among his papers
What was the use of allowing his mind to dwell upon disturbing thoughts?
Bother, Laura.
Everything would be all right later.
He knew perfectly well what he was doing.
He would be her husband first, her lover afterwards.
Love won love.
It was a truism.
Since she indubitably began by liking him,
it would fare ill with him if he could not inspire her with a warmer feeling as time went on.
When, by degrees, she began to understand how he loved her,
his love for her would win her love for him.
That was how it would be.
Assuredly, that was how it would be.
And in the meanwhile, everything was for the best
in this best of all possible worlds.
He had resigned his vicarship.
For the moment, the Reverend Sholto Patterson
was curate in charge.
Tomorrow, or the day after, he would succeed as vicar.
He had rid himself of the irking trammels
of his clerical office.
He was a layman, free to do all that a layman would.
"'Tomorrow he was to be married to the woman he loved.
"'He would pass with her into that wider life of which he had so often dreamed.
"'Henceforward, there would be roses, roses all the way.
"'How absurd it was when the sun was so obviously shining
"'to permit one's thoughts to stay under a cloud.
"'looked at, calmly, candidly, critically,
"'there was nothing which really amounted to even so much as a speck in his sky.
"'He had just arrived at this, as he endeavored to flatter himself
entirely satisfactory conclusion
when there came a timid tapping at the outer
panel of his door, and, in reply
to his invitation to enter, there came
into the room his bride of the moral.
So soon as he saw
her, he knew that he had arrived
at that conclusion on what, after
all, were imperfect premises.
Chapter 28.
Elsie confesses.
After his own fashion, Peter Menyus
was a shrewd and a clear-sighted man.
He needed no second
glance to tell him that Elsie Graham came to him as no bearer of glad tidings.
She stood in the open doorway as one who was afraid both to come or to go,
with something forlorn in her aspect and her attitude which moved him to sudden pity.
Elsie.
Why, what horrible tale has brought that look upon your face.
Come right in.
Don't stand there, as if you were afraid of me.
I am afraid of you, I am.
Elsie, you, goose.
You, who I am.
I've always told myself could be afraid of no one to pretend to be afraid of me.
That's a pretty jest upon my word.
What have I done to inspire you with such terror that you won't even venture inside my room?
He tried to speak lightly as if wholly unconcerned, but his heart had all at once grown
heavy.
When, as he advanced to bring her further into the room, she shrank back, as she might have
done from some repulsive object, his heart grew heavier still.
Don't touch me, she cried.
"'Don't!'
Her manner hurt him even more than her words.
It suggested such distaste for his near neighborhood.
"'I'll not touch you, have no fear.
How often am I to tell you that I will do nothing to you ever,
which you would rather I did not do?
But since you have come so far,
you might at least come right into the room and close the door,
or would you rather that I should first withdraw myself
to a more respectful distance?
Will this do?'
He crossed to where a long French window,
stood open to the garden. It almost looked as if Elsie had desired his withdrawal,
because so soon as he had taken up his position at what was practically the furthest distance
he could get from her, acting on his suggestion, she came right into the room and shut the door,
and, having entered, stood mute as one who would speak, but good not. He regarded her with
the whimsical smile which those who knew him best were aware was the expression which was
oftenest on his face when he found himself confronted by one of life's hard places.
well elsie is that all you have to say what you have to say can't be as serious as you look it really can't i'd offer you a chair if i were not afraid that you'd regard such an attention as too great a liberty on the part of one who to-morrow is to be your husband that you will never be never
her manner conveyed an uncomfortable impression that the words had been wrung from her by some physical force against which she had struggled in vain if for a moment a look of something more than mere pain
transfigured his countenance, it was for a moment only.
When he asked the question which broke the silence which followed her words,
his face wore its usual serene expression.
Is that what you have come to tell me?
I've come to tell you that I'm the wickedest woman that ever lived.
Her words recalled an advertisement he had seen of a drama
which bore the alluring title of the worst woman in London.
As if in spite of himself, his smile grew still more whimsical.
It's rather a distinction to be in the first flight of anything nowadays.
I do assure you that I don't believe you can be too wicked for me.
I'm a murderess.
The passage from the general to the particular was uncomfortably sudden.
One can call oneself wicked in the most supertative degree and no one minds,
but when one begins to enter into ugly details, the position changes.
When Elsie said that, not only did the man's smile vanish,
but a look came on his face which made it seem curiously because unexpectedly stern.
Elsie, what nonsense are you talking?
I, I killed my uncle.
Elsie.
She was adventuring into regions in which the details were uglier still.
And they've arrested Mr. Polgrave for what I did.
He did not know if she was in jest or earnest, even if she was in her right mind.
Standing there with her arms dangling at her sides, with her head a little forward,
so that she seemed shorter than she really was,
she presented a pitiful figure with her white face and anguished eyes.
Recognizing that this was a situation in which matters could hardly be made worse
by an assertion of his authority, Mr. Minas came bristly from the window.
Come, Elsie, this is not like you at all.
You are not yourself.
Something has unhinged you.
What you want is rest.
Sit down like a dear girl and tell me all about it.
She drew back from the chair he proffered.
No, I can't.
Can't sit down, not here. I am going to the police station.
Only, I thought I'd tell you first, so, so that you might understand.
You are going to the police station, why?
Don't I tell you that I killed my uncle?
I don't believe it.
I did.
The confession was wailed rather than spoken.
Then it was as if a spring had burst within her, so that the words rushed from her lips in
such haste that they almost tumbled over each other as they came.
I pretended at first that I hadn't done it.
I tried to hide it even from myself.
I tried to put the blame upon another.
Oh, what a wretch I was.
Then when I found out that someone had seen me do it,
I knew that my guilt must out.
And then I was a greater wretch than ever.
I came to you and asked you for money to stop that someone's mouth,
and I offered to sell myself to you for five hundred pounds.
And I would have sold myself.
I would have gone with you to church tomorrow,
in secret and ashamed,
and at the altar I would have become your perjured wife.
But what I should have done then I do not know.
I should never have been to you as your wife.
Never.
Each time you looked at me and called me wife and bid me call you husband,
I should have thought it was Satan mocking.
But of that last crime of pretending to become your wife,
I shall not be guilty.
Perhaps it is to save me from that crime that this has come upon me.
An innocent man has been arrested for what I did.
I have the news and a telegram.
She held out the slip of pink paper she had in her right hand.
Everything seems to have been against him.
Nearly everyone believes in his guilt.
If I say nothing, he will suffer for my guilt,
and I shall have killed twice over.
But my second offence will be much greater than my first
because then I knew not what I did.
But this time I should do it knowing.
So you see, Mr. Minas, why I am going to the police station.
I am going to give myself up to the police.
All at once she had drawn herself up straighter,
and was speaking in tones of greater assurance,
as if open confession were good for the soul.
That I have treated you ill, I know.
I could not have treated you worse.
I do not know that I have exactly lied to you.
I have, at any rate, made no pretence of affection.
You cannot say that I ever said I loved you.
No, that you assuredly never did.
But, I did understand that you liked me, I'll see.
I do.
Don't you see that that makes my shame the greater?
that, liking you as I did and do, I should have used you as I have.
Oh, what a mean contemptible beasts I have been.
Whenever I should have been strong, I have been weakest.
At first, it seems so easy to play the coward,
but it becomes more difficult each time it's played,
until at last you find that you are suffering and have suffered
infinitely more than you would have done had you been brave at first.
If you could see inside me.
If you could understand what I have suffered,
you would know that for my cowardice,
my meanness I have paid dearly.
You would forgive, as I hope God will forgive me since,
because, I grant you, of my own action,
I have endured the tortures of hell.
For this, at least, you have caused to be thankful,
that you have been saved from having such a wife
as I should have been to you.
She turned quickly as if to leave the room,
but Mr. Minas was quicker.
Almost before she had taken a second step,
he was between her and the door.
You do not suppose that I will let
you go like this? She looked at him as if she did not understand. How do you mean like this?
You cannot seriously imagine that I shall permit you, my plighted wife, my tomorrow's bride,
after what you have just been saying, to depart as if you had said nothing at all.
I have said all I wish to say, all you have a right to hear. The rest you will learn from the
police. Indeed, I doubt it. My dear Elsie, you're showing one tendency of which I never thought you
capable, that's a tendency to be hysterical.
Even admitting you're the monster you apparently suppose yourself to be, to be a monster
quietly, and don't, under any circumstances, resort to extravagant language, it will be so
much more pleasant for all concerned. And surely you have common sense enough to be aware that,
after what you've said, and, considering the relations which still exist between us, there are
questions which I have a right to ask and which you must answer. What questions are they? To begin with,
the personal note, one must be excused for letting interest in one's self come first.
You said, to use your own phrase, Elsie, that you were willing to sell yourself to me for a sum of
money. You seemed to have made the sum a pretty small one. Was that five hundred pounds the
sole reason which induced you to promise to be my wife? It was. I wanted to use the money to stop
that man's mouth, to prevent his handing me over to the police. I had no other way of getting it.
I am not contesting your statement, but, think, Elsie, you admit that you already liked me.
When you promised to be my wife, wasn't there present to your mind the, I'll put it, remote
possibility that one day you might grow to love me?
As a wife should love her husband?
No, I knew I could never do that.
Why, am I a man no woman ever could love like that?
Whence this absolute conviction?
Shall I tell you?
I am in pursuit of information.
Because I love a single hair of a certain man's head
more than I could ever care for the whole of you,
body, soul, and spirit.
That has the ring of truth.
Down I come with a bump.
Why don't you marry this fortunate man?
Is it conceivable that he doesn't love you?
Oh, he loves me.
Hasn't he told you so?
Or is it only guesswork?
Oh, yes, he's told me.
And, between whiles, the words in which
which she told me keep ringing in my ears, morning, noon, and night,
and my heart dances every time it hears them.
Then why, in the name of all that's wonderful, didn't you marry the man?
Can't you guess?
I can guess that it's some woman's reason which is beyond a plain man's comprehension.
I wouldn't marry him because I wouldn't bring shame on him.
What manner of man is he on whom you would have brought shame, by marrying him?
If I had been his wife and the police had taken me and I had been hanged
Elsie, don't
But if I had been hanged, how he would have been shamed by his wife
I begin to get a clearer comprehension of the way of a maid with a man
You would not marry him lest you shamed him
But you wouldn't mind bringing shame on me
That would have been different I appreciate the difference
You wouldn't have cared
I shouldn't have cared if they had had happened
you. Elsie, do you ever think before you speak? Did you think before you said that?
Why do you keep pushing me with questions, from which I can't get away?
Haven't I already confess that I have treated you like a low, despicable thing?
Can't you be content with a general confession and take the details for granted?
Do you want me to go down on my knees and confess that way?
No, Elsie, I don't want you to go on your knees to me.
They'll bring me on my knees fast enough, rest assured of that.
They'll punish me for my offenses, both against God and against you.
God grant, Elsie, that you are wrong.
I believe you are.
The only punishment with which I would have you visited
is that you should know neither regret nor sorrow during the whole remainder of your long life.
It's the prayer of one who loves you, as you love that fortunate man.
By the way, what happens to be his name?
his name is rupert earle and you are sure that though i had been your husband twenty years and done for you all that a husband might still you wouldn't love me as a wife should
how can a woman look across twenty years and see clearly what she will be then i can only see myself as i am now and as i am i know that for me there's one thing in this world compared to which all the other things put together are as dust in the balance and that is the man
I love, and his name is not Peter Menyus, and never will be, but Rupert Earl.
There was the sound of footsteps outside the window. Someone came hurrying through it into the room,
someone who was not afraid of speaking with what did not seem to be very far from the full
force of a strong pair of lungs. I've played the listener for the first time in my life and for
perhaps the last. I've been listening outside that window pretty nearly the whole while you two
have been talking away in here, and now I feel as if I'd been listening enough.
That last observation of the ladies has made me feel as if I could leap out of my skin for joy.
It's a silly and maybe it's a vulgar thing to say.
I'm told that love, anyhow, is a middle-class and therefore a vulgar kind of passion.
But there it is.
Elsie, might I trouble you to just come here?
The speaker was Rupert Earl.
End of chapters 26, 27, and 28.
Chapters 29 and 30 of the interrupted kiss by Richard Marsh.
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Chapter 29
The Lady and Her lover
Mr. Earl stood well inside the window looking towards Miss Graham.
His arms stretched out as if ready to be folded about her
when, in obedience to his call, she came.
The girl, trembling.
taken wholly by surprised, looked this way and that, as if the prey of conflicting emotions in doubt
whether to go or to stay or to obey his summons. Peter Minius, outwardly the most unmoved of the
three, bore himself as a spectator might have done of a drama in whose issue he was interested.
Of the strength of Earl's emotion there could be no doubt. Just as Elsie seemed all at once
to have grown smaller, he seemed actually to have increased in size, as if passion had made him
bigger. There was, in the confidence of his mean, a suggestion of hypnotic force which
affected Elsie with a kind of paralysis. His will seemed to dominate hers to such a degree that,
while disinclined to obey him, she lacked the power, not only to defy him, but even a flight.
That touch of the berserk, which Edwin Harmar had said was in him, was very much to the front.
He spoke to her as a man of the Stone Age, to which that same gentleman had referred,
might have addressed a person of the opposite sex
whom he desired should become his wife.
Do you think I'll let you play with me any longer
after what I've heard you say?
You had no right to listen.
Don't bandy words with me about right.
You are mine.
I've heard you own it with your own lips.
For me, that is enough.
If you don't come to me, I'll come to you.
Elsie, come.
I don't want to come.
That's not true,
or you'd have looked me in the...
the face when you said it. You turn your eyes away, lest I should see the love flame in them
if they met mine. See how the blood comes and goes in your cheeks for love of me? Just as my
arms are asking to be around you, you are longing to be in them. Elsie, come. Suddenly,
his voice sank to the softest whisper that moved her more effectually than his shouting.
Her trembling grew, as if, despite herself, her eyes met his, and as they did, they changed.
and she changed with them.
She stood straighter,
and presently, as if drawn by some power she could not resist,
began to move across the room quicker and quicker
until, with a little run she was in his arms at last.
"'Dear heart,' he said,
"'my love, mine, after all.'
The kiss, which had once been interrupted,
was begun again,
and this time finished in the presence of the man
who, not many minutes before,
had supposed that this woman would on the moment,
morrow be his wife. He gave no outward sign. He had remained motionless since Earl's
advent on the scene. He still stayed motionless, yet he could hardly have been unconscious of the
fact that he was being cast for an undesirable part in a comedy for which he had no liking.
It was Miss Graham who spoke next as she strove to disengage herself from a gentleman's arms.
Loose me, I'm not going. You needn't be afraid. I'm not afraid. You'll never go again.
"'Shant I? Don't be too sure.'
Neither party seemed to notice the presence of the master of the house,
who within so short a space of time had occupied so delicate a position as regards the lady.
Still less, seemingly, did they deem it necessary to ask him to excuse them for anything
which might strike him as being singular in their proceedings.
Miss Graham continued, with, in her air and her language,
the flavor of extravagance on which Mr. Minas had already commented.
You say you have been listening outside, to what have you listened?
Did you hear what kind of a creature I really am?
I heard some rhodamontade.
Mr. Earl's tone was all at once, as dry as previously it had been the reverse.
Is that what you call it?
Is that really your point of view?
You remember that I told you that I would only become your wife to save you from the gallows.
That also was rhodamontade.
Was it?
I wished to make you think that I thought you guilty in order to conceal
from you the fact that I was. An excellent device.
Is that truly your opinion? You don't consider that I behaved like a contemptible
wretch? Lady, were you the most contemptible of all the contemptible wretches that ever
adorned this earth? How would that benefit me, since you are mine? Not for long.
You are just in time to accompany me to Branksome Police Station, and to see me give myself up
to Inspector Falcon. Oh, no, I'm not. If that means
that you won't come with me, then I must go alone.
You'll not do that.
But I shall, and I say you won't.
Rupert.
Elsie?
I... I killed my uncle.
There's a cardinal rule which applies to all such occasions as this,
that when a man and women find themselves in the fix we are,
each party should wipe the slate.
Consider it wiped.
We're starting with a clean one.
What you're going to do is to come with me for a run around the world.
i have a marriage license in my pocket oh i came provided and there's a church handy we can get the business through in half an hour and by to-night we shall be as far from this place as steamers and trains can get us on the first stage in our journey about the globe
if rupert you really mean what you say you may take it absolutely that i do then you don't love me that seems crooked reasoning but i'm not going to reason you've got to come
I'll not come.
You will, because I'll make you.
You may try to make me, but you'll fail.
Not much, I shan't, because if need be, I'll pick you up in my arms and carry you.
Slipping from his arms, even as she was speaking, she ran across the room, so that she
interposed Peter Menyus between herself and her lover.
Mr. Menyus, I call on you to protect me from Mr. Earl.
For the first time during the progress of that curious scene, Peter Menyis spoke,
with a dryness which suggested that he at least appreciated the whimsicality of his position.
I'll protect you if it is necessary, but I doubt if it will be.
Rupert Earl looked what he probably felt, nonplussed. He glared at her.
This is a point at which I don't see how the methods of the stone age quite come in.
Ought I to club you and throwing you across my shoulder proceed to carry you off?
How dare you take me by surprise like that? Come here.
I will not, and I am sure Mr. Minas will keep you from compelling me against my will.
Listen to me.
It seems I've got to.
There's nothing in the world I desire so much as to be your wife.
Then, if that's so, why don't you take the chance now you've got it?
You heard so much outside the window, but I think you must have heard something else as well.
Rupert, I wish you better than you wish yourself.
I wish you so well that if I can help it, and you'll find I am.
can, you shall not have for a wife such as I am. You'll find I shall. In the Stone Age, men didn't
consult the wishes of the lady. They consulted their own. The woman they preempted were theirs.
I've preempted you, and I'm game to hold you against all claimants, even against Inspector
Falcon. I am sorry to hear you talk like that. It is now you who use extravagant language,
not I. I'm going to Branksome. Elsie, don't you make you?
any mistake when you leave this room I go with you I'm the man to whom you belong as you're a piece of property on which I set some store I'm not going to let you go from my sight if you won't listen to the voice of reason and of love that's shouting inside you all the time I shall have to resort to the methods of the primitive man and stick at nothing you are not going to Bramom you are going with me you are too utterly absurd are you actually threatening me with personal violence
i am not threatening at all when brown tells jones that if he does not look out where he's going he'll fall into a ditch he's not threatening jones he's giving him a friendly warning i'm warning you you come back to me here it's your natural place
i'm not coming do you know that the police have arrested walter paulgrave i say to you you come here and i tell you again i'm not coming is it possible that you you pretend to care
for me, want me to keep on playing the coward, to run away, to let an innocent man suffer
for my crime?
I say to you still once again, come here.
And if I won't come, and I won't?
Rupert Earl, intent on the methods of the Stone Age, made a sudden movement in the direction
of the, judged by the Stone Age standards, refractory maiden.
Mr. Minas interposed.
Stay, just one instant.
I fancy there's someone playing the part you played, of a
listener outside the window. A head was thrust with dramatic suddenness around the side of the
open window and a face looked into the room. You're right, you've good ears, whoever you are,
the listener's me. For a second or two, the three persons within the room stared in silence
at the face at the window. Then Rupert Earl broke into a shout of recognition. By all that's
wonderful, it's the man for whom the lady's wishing to act as a substitute. The man himself. It's
Walter Polgrave
Chapter 30
The whole story
The head and face being joined by a body
Walter Polgrave stepped briskly into the room.
It's a surprising fact, that is my name,
and there's been many a time I wished it wasn't.
And by all that's still more wonderful, it's Rupert Earl.
Have you been projected from the skies?
The sight of you makes me wonder if my luck is turning.
And, Miss Graham?
I entreat your forgiveness for what must seem the eccentricity of my costume, but I came away in a hurry.
You'll hardly believe it, but there are occasions on which you haven't even time to change your clothes.
And you, sir, I beg pardon for my uninvited intrusion. I'm sure you are the gentleman with such
excellent ears. Pray, except my assurance that there are moments when, if you see a window, you must go
through it, and your one fear is that some intrusive scoundrel will come in after you.
"'Paul Grave, the sight of you here is one of the best sights I've seen.'
"'Confounded man, I thought the police had got you.'
"'My dear chap, so they had, nearly, quite for a time.
"'It's owing to my presence of mind that the time wasn't longer.
"'It's one of the most amusing stories you've heard for many a day, with thrilling moments.
"'I wish I'd time to tell it.
"'It would entertain Miss Graham,
"'and you, sir, if you're a student of life's queer byways.'
but the fact is the police have nearly got me now they're so close at my heels that if they were closer they'd be all over me have you any spare cash about you i'm broke to the wide
and a decent suit of clothes a man can't go careening round the country in this attire and with empty pockets without subjecting himself to the most serious inconvenience especially if the hue and cry is hot against him i can let you have cash any amount but as far as clothes
mr minas can't you let mr pallgrave have a suit of clothes if he does not object to a clerical cut object to a clerical cut my dear sir it's the very thing
if you can only rig me out as a bishop i'll bless you for the whole brief remainder of my life attired as a spiritual lord i'll walk right past their noses and they wouldn't dare to touch me only you'll forgive my observing that it's a case of sharps the word it'll have to be a bishop
at once or never. Who the devil's that? Mr. Paulgrave was moving towards the door,
and with his hand on Mr. Menius's sleeve, was inducing that gentleman to move with him,
with an evident eye to the speedy induction of himself into one of the other's suit of clothes,
when just as he reached it, the handle was turned on the other side, and he had scarcely time
to move to one side when the door was opened, almost in his face, to admit a lady.
"'Mrs. Harmar,' he cried.
The newcomer was indeed that lady
who exclaimed at sight of him in her turn.
Walter Pahlgrave
Do you know that if you had opened that door
one half second sooner you might have knocked me over?
I'm very sorry.
I'll forgive you if you'll forgive me for rushing away.
They're after you.
I know they are.
That's why I made such haste.
Haste indeed seemed to have made the lady short of breath.
I wondered if you were here.
I am, I'm beginning to wish I wasn't.
They're coming down the lane, in a trap.
After all, it's beginning to look as if I'm trapped.
Don't you hear, sir, that they're coming down the lane in a trap?
Haste is the essence of the situation?
How about that suit of clothes?
If you'll come with me at once, it oughtn't to take you very long to get into a suit of my clothes.
It won't, if you'll only produce one for me to get into, and they'll only give me law enough.
Someone else is coming to this room.
Is it them this time?
It was not.
That time it was Miss Minius, who was in a state of agitation, which was not rendered less
by the discovery that her brother's study was full of persons who, quite obviously, were as
agitated as she herself was.
Peter, what is the meaning of these proceedings?
What are all these people doing here?
Elsie and Mrs. Harmar?
And there are two gentlemen.
Peter, I insist upon your explaining to me what all this means.
"'Lora, if you will be so good as to let me pass with this gentleman,
"'I'll explain everything to you afterwards.'
"'You'll explain everything to me afterwards,
"'but I insist upon your explaining everything to me now.
"'There are four dreadful-looking men at the front door,
"'and I believe there are some more at the gate,
"'such dreadful-looking men that I positively banged the door in their faces
"'and put up the chain.
"'And when they heard me doing that,
"'I believe they had the impertinence to come round to the back.'
"'You are quite right,
Miss Minius, though why you call me a dreadful-looking man, I am not quite clear.
I was not aware till I just now heard you say so that I was such a forbidding specimen of
humanity.
Kindly stay exactly as you are, with the door shut and your back against it.
Mr. Walter Paulgrave, you are my prisoner.
You've given us a good run, so don't you try to take to earth because the game is up.
Pray, sir, who the deuce are you?
I am Inspector Falcon, and I arrest you on a charge of willful murder.
I have the warrant in my pocket.
I don't quite like your hand upon my shoulder.
I'm afraid you'll have a good many hands on both your shoulders before you've finished.
Shall I?
Now, no nonsense.
I think I recognize my friend over there.
Yes, and I recognize you.
You managed to give me the slip last night.
You and that young woman of yours managed it between you,
but I lay you don't do it again.
The local policeman, George Witton,
Wilkins, looking loutish enough in his badly fitting plain clothes, came stamping across the room
with a pair of handcuffs in his hand.
Don't you touch me with those?
Not touch you with them.
Why, I'm going to put them on?
Take my tip and don't you try.
The inspector interposed.
Now, Mr. Polgrave, don't you be foolish.
Don't let's have any trouble here in Mr. Minius's house among your friends.
You've done us once.
We're not going to give you a chance to do us again.
We're going to have those hands.
handcuffs on you. Hold out your hands. I'm damned if I do. Just as a scrimmage seemed impending,
Miss Graham, taking all parties concerned unawares, thrust herself between Mr. Wilkins and the
prisoner. George Wilkins, Mr. Polgrave, is quite right in refusing to allow you to put the
handcuffs on him. He is innocent. In my presence, you shan't treat him as if he were guilty.
If you must put them on someone, put them on my wrists. I'll hold out my hands. I'll hold out my hands.
hand-cuff me she did as she said standing very upright she held her arms straight out in front of her with her hands close together but mr. Wilkins showed no inclination to take her at her word while the inspector treated what he evidently regarded as her untimely intervention with undisguised as approbation
now miss Graham what foolishness is this what good do you suppose you'll do mr. Paulgrave by making a scene we're going to have the handcuffs on him if he likes it or not and the best of
The best service you can do him is to recommend him to accept the inevitable,
to behave like a man, and to give no trouble.
And if he does, it'll be he who will suffer, no one else will.
But the girl did not budge.
I am only endeavouring, Mr. Falcon, to save you from committing a very serious blunder,
because it was I who killed my uncle, not Mr. Palgrave.
Elsie, cried Rupert Earl.
He made a step forward, then stopped,
as if conscious that the moment for interference by him had not come yet.
There was a general movement in the room.
Mrs. Harmar drew closer to her,
Miss Minas farther away,
leaving the inspector to occupy her place with his back against the door.
A fresh figure came into the room as the others had done by way of the window,
only they had entered in boldly as men who had pressing business,
and he sneaked in furtively as one who was by no means sure
that he had any business to be there at all.
Miss Graham, demanded the inspector,
what nonsense is it you are talking?
I was not aware that it was nonsense to confess to having committed murder.
He stared at her with the eyes of puzzled authority.
Is it possible that you can realize the gravity of what it is you are saying?
I realize only too well, that that doesn't prevent my having to say it.
I ought to have said it before now.
Now, I must.
The girl said,
firmness was gone. She was plainly trembling. But instead of showing any signs of sympathy,
the officer eyed her sternly as if he were all bristling with suspicion.
Miss Graham, don't delude yourself with the idea that play-acting will save Mr. Polgrave,
because it won't. The only difference will be that you will have to come with him to the station.
I cannot stop your arresting half a dozen people if you choose, Mr. Falcon, although I alone am
guilty. There is a person present in the room who will give you all the satisfaction
on that point you can possibly desire.
Who is it?
I saw him come into the room.
There he is, behind Mr. Earl.
Rupert Earl swung round to find that Mr. Lionel Fitzherbert
was apparently endeavouring to use his broad back as a screen.
You beauty, he exclaimed, in a tone which suggested that he meant very much the reverse of what he said.
So it's a case of here you are again.
That's how you earned your blood money, is it?
It was possibly Mr. Fitzherbert's wish to assume a tone of injured virtue.
If so, the assumption was a bad one.
Mr. Hurl, you're treating me unjustly.
You did it before and you're doing it again.
All I ask, all I've always asked is that I should have fair play.
Mr. Falcon knows perfectly well who I am.
The inspector immediately proceeded to give him a testimonial,
which was scarcely of the sort which one would have expected from the confident fashion
in which Mr. Fitzherbert had appealed to him.
I know that you're a brother of Alfred Tyrell,
who's butler at Timberham,
and that he tries to conceal your existence as much as he can,
since you're a kind of brother of whom he has every cause to be ashamed.
Since you're a born loafer,
I doubt if you ever did a stroke of honest work in your life,
a habitual blackguard and a professional thief.
What do you know about what Miss Graham says?
You are not very hearty in the way you speak to me, are you, Mr. Falcon?
I'm surprised.
I really am.
I know what the young lady says I know.
Do you mean to tell me that you know that she killed John Culver?
Certainly I know it, with her own hand,
with the help of the corner of a heavy cash box.
How do you know she did it?
You saw Miss Graham kill John Culver?
Certainly I saw her.
With my own eyes I saw her.
That's a lie.
Yet another person had made an unsubes.
ceremonious use of the open window to gain admission to the vicarate study.
The latest comer was Tyrell, the Timperham manservant.
It was he who had applied such an unparliamentary epithet to Mr. Fitzherbert's assertion.
At the sound of his voice, that person, wincing as if he had been struck a blow,
turned to glare at him as if he were the last person he wished to see.
He tried to bluster.
How dare you say I tell a lie?
How dare you?
What do you mean by coming here anyhow, and in
interfering in what's no concern of yours. You mind your own business. The inspector spoke.
I need scarcely tell you, Tyrell, that I don't require your assurance to cause me to doubt any
statement which comes from that quarter. Mr. Fitzherbert cut the inspector short.
Here, let me get out of this. It's no use for me to speak. I'm a fool ever to open my mouth.
I'm treated the same way every time I do. I'll leave you to fight this out among yourselves.
I'm off, I am.
I'm not going to stop here to be treated as if I was dirt.
Mr. Earl, seizing the indignant little gentleman by the shoulder, held him as if in a vice.
You're going to stay here to be treated exactly as you deserve.
You let me go.
You'd better.
I think I'd better not.
Our friend is quite safe in my charge, Mr. Falcon, for the present.
What was that you were saying?
I was about to ask you, Mr. Tyrell, on what ground?
your contradiction was based.
I'll tell you the whole story
as I know it only too well.
I ought to have told it long ago,
only it wasn't easy.
That I can believe,
only if it's going to clear the air,
which seems to be rather in want of clearance,
for goodness sake let's have what you call the whole story now.
On the morning of the day
on which Mr. Culver was murdered,
Sam here came out of jail.
So you're Sam, are you?
That's a come-down from Lionel.
This was Rupert Earl.
Oh, I'll Sam him and you too.
This was Mr. Fitzherbert,
who seemed to object to the persistent fashion
in which Mr. Earl maintained his grip.
Tyrell went on.
A chance to hear that he intended
to celebrate his release from jail
by committing a burglary at Timberham.
That's a nice thing for a brother to say,
so help me. Who told you that?
"'Fortunately, you're not, my brother, you're my step-brother, which is bad enough.
One of your prison acquaintances gave me a hint on which I acted.
You will understand that this was not a case in which I could give notice to the police.
I preferred to act as my own policeman.
I made arrangements to receive him.'
"'You did, did you? I wish I'd known.'
But all my calculations were upset by the fact that that night was marked by a serious.
of unlooked-for occurrences.
I do not wish to enter into private matters,
which are no concern of mine.
What are you doing all the while?
But some gentlemen who, I suppose,
had had differences of opinion with Mr. Culver,
took steps that night to regain possession
of what they regarded as their own property.
There's an elegant way of putting it.
My word!
Miss Graham, who I fancy,
had her doubts of what was taking place,
and who had been roused by the night,
noise came down to see what had happened.
Almost as soon as she had entered, she was followed by Mr. Culver, who seeing her there and the
state of the room jumped to the conclusion that it was she who was responsible for what had
been done.
In her anxiety, I suppose, to avoid a scene at that time of night, she tried to leave the
room.
In his attempts to stop her, he was an old man and not very sure of his movements, he
tripped over a chair. Did I, did I strike him? It was Elsie who asked the question.
The reply which was spoken as by one who was sure of what he said came instantly.
You did not. You are sure. I am certain that you did not touch him.
Thank God. I thought I didn't. I felt sure I didn't. I knew I didn't. Only he said he saw me.
So I did with my own eyes.
What he says is false.
He has his own reasons for saying it, as I will presently show you.
Mr. Culver was so long before he moved that I thought he must have hurt himself in falling.
You seem to have kept your eyes well-skinned.
All the time, where were you?
I was in the library itself waiting for you.
You were, and never gave a sign.
you old fox, if I'd only got on your scent.
I was just going to see what was the matter with Mr. Culver
when you came through the window.
When you found that someone had been there before you,
you stood looking about you, as if you were wondering what had happened.
So I was, what cove wouldn't have wondered.
Wondered.
Fancy coming all that way to crack a crib and then finding it had been cracked already?
My word.
if that wasn't enough to make you sick.
You picked up a steel cash-box from the carpet.
As you did so, as if your entrance had roused him,
Mr. Culver half raised himself from the floor,
and at the sight of you exclaimed,
Who are you?
You turned and saw him.
You did not answer him,
but struck him with the cash-box on the head.
I believe you killed him on the instant.
He was only an old man,
and did not want much killing.
He fell back onto the floor, and did not move again.
When you realize what it was that you had done, you were seized with terror and fled.
I was so, so confounded, so stunned by what I had seen, it had all come so suddenly that
I cannot correctly be said to have known what I was doing.
I lost my head.
I let you go.
I did not try to stop you.
I did not dare to rouse the house for fear of what would happen to you.
I left Mr. Culver lying dead, and I went to my room.
And from that hour to this, I have not breathed the syllable of what I saw to anyone.
And now that you've breathed the word, what next?
We all know how a story like that can be hashed up.
Who do you think's going to believe it?
Unfortunately, I have proofs in my possession, which will establish the truth of what I have said, as you are aware.
So it was you who played that trick.
on me, was it?
It was. Since that night
I have only seen you once.
You remember, Miss Graham, that envelope
which you missed from the library at Timberham.
Perfectly.
It was my step-brother who took it.
I think you had been talking to him
that afternoon in the woods.
If that is your step-brother, I had,
or rather, he had been thrusting his
conversation upon me.
He followed you to the house.
I imagine he saw where you
the envelope. The first chance he had, he nipped through the window and stole it. He took the paper
which it contained out of it, the envelope he threw away. I shouldn't be surprised if he has that
paper on him now. What a lot you do know. You must see double because it so happens that I have.
It's never left me since, and here it is. Taking a paper from some secret receptacle, he waved it
above his head. So far as I can make out, it's the old bloke's missing will. It ought to have been
worth thousands to me, and so it would have been if I had had any luck. But who's going to have
luck with a spoil sport about like you? Oh, I killed the old gentleman. I make you a present of the
information. He gave me such a start that I did it before I knew what I had done. You saw me kill him,
did you? Very well. Now you'll have.
see me kill you. Riggling himself loose before Mr. Earl suspected his intention, he made a dart
across the room. Look out, cried Earl. He's got a revolver in his hand. He's full of them.
The little man did seem to have a knack of keeping one about his person. But Rupert Earl was as quick
as he was. He caught him by the wrist and the revolver went off. His wrist must have been
twisted. At the moment of discharge, the muzzle must have been pointed directly at his own
because the bullet entered his brain and before them all he fell dead destroyed by the
weapon which he had meant to use against another and that was the whole of the story
elsie graham did go round the world with rupert earl and together they are still going
round it the fame of the earl engine is in all men's mouths it has given you power to
the earth walter pallgrave is one of his managing men he took the lesson he had been taught to
As regards abstinence and steadiness, he is a model to his fellows.
Sally Scarlet, who has left the halls, is his wife.
Elsie Graham executed a deed by which she assigned all that her uncle had left her to Edwin and Claire Harmar, neither of them objecting.
Laura Minias is Mrs. Shulto Paterson.
Her husband is vicar of Woodcott, presented by his wife.
Her brother gave her the patronage of the living, although his wedding did not come off.
Indeed, Peter Minas is still unmarried.
He has seen a good deal of that side of life which he wanted to see.
It would almost seem as if he had seen too much.
He recently informed his sister,
who finds her husband almost as much of a trial as he finds her,
that he was inclined to the opinion that the highest form of happiness
was represented by a cloistered monk.
End of chapters 29 and 30.
End of the interrupted king.
by Richard Marsh.
