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Episode Date: May 9, 2023The Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson audiobook. Genre: fantasy 'Princess Ozma has ruled so wisely and happily in the wonderful Land of Oz for so long that most of us have forgotten the strange... story of the Lost King of Oz—Ozma's father. As everyone in Oz knows, the King was transformed from his royal self by Mombi, the wicked old Gilliken witch, and lost his throne and his crown when he, himself, was lost. In this new Oz book the Royal Historian tells how Snip, the little buttonboy, and Pajuka, the great white goose—who had been the lost King's prime minister in the good old days—set out from the jolly Kingdom of Kimbaloo to find the King and to petition Princess Ozma to punish Mombi for her wicked mischief. Princess Dorothy meets Snip and Pajuka, as she returns from a sudden and curious visit to Hollywood with a funny and friendly moving picture dummy, and the four adventurers are whisked to the Emerald City by Kabumpo, the Elegant Elephant. At the Court of Ozma the Scarecrow and the Wizard of Oz join in the attempt to find the Lost King, and the surprising events that follow make a truly exciting Oz story. After many thrilling attempts, the mystery of the Lost King is magically solved, but you must read for yourself to find out all about it.' For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 01 (00:10:52) Chapter 02 (00:25:20) Chapter 03 (00:35:58) Chapter 04 (00:47:32) Chapter 05 (01:07:27) Chapter 06 (01:25:29) Chapter 07 (01:37:38) Chapter 08 (01:49:53) Chapter 09 (02:05:24) Chapter 10 (02:22:33) Chapter 11 (02:38:53) Chapter 12 (02:56:59) Chapter 13 (03:15:04) Chapter 14 (03:25:24) Chapter 15 (03:42:48) Chapter 16 (04:00:07) Chapter 17 (04:11:32) Chapter 18 (04:18:57) Chapter 19 (04:33:09) Chapter 20 (04:52:51) Chapter 21 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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The Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley Thompson
Chapter 1
In Jolly Kimballoo
The King of Kimballoo was kinda jolly
and kinda jolly was the king of kimbaloo
and no wonder he was kind of jolly.
He had made a great fortune in buttons
and had one of the coziest castles in Oz.
It was set in the very center of a thick buttonwood
in the Gilligan country
and had more chimneys and windows than any dozen castles I can think of.
The castle owed much of its coziness to Rosa Mary, the quaint little queen of Kimballoo,
who kept its spick and spandy, and simply blooming with flowers.
This she could easily do, for in the castle garden grew a simply enormous bouquet-bush,
where old and new-fashioned bouquets blossomed in bewildering profusion.
There were violets and rogues buds, edged with lace paper, lovely red roses tied with
satin bows, daisies and daffodils, pinks and larkspur, and every other sort of delightful
nosegay you could ever imagine.
No matter how many were gathered, others immediately blossomed, so that Rosa Mary had made
almost as much of a fortune in bouquets as kinda had in buttons, and could have jelly-roll
every lunchtime if she cared to.
There was some who thought the castle built as it was of dark purple buttonwood, studded
with rows and rows of bright buttons.
Extremely odd.
But it suited Kind of Jolly, and Rosa Mary right down to the cellar, and the 500 inhabitants
of Kimballoo thought it extremely magnificent.
No doubt they were right.
However, that may be anyone who had seen Kind of Jolly and Rosa Mary.
walking in the gardens on pleasant summer evenings, would have had to admit they were the most
lovable little couple in the land. Kinda was short and fat, and Rosa was short and merry.
They both dressed in the purple costumes of the Gillikins, but their robes were trimmed all
over with buttons that chink delightfully when they walked, and almost dazzled one by the brilliance
of their colors. King Kinda's crown was made of silver buttons to match his wist,
and roses was made of gold to match her curls.
Both had cheerful dispositions to match their crowns,
so that life in Kimballoo was cheerful for everyone.
The Kimball's themselves lived in tiny cottages scattered about under the trees,
and as they were all girls and boys,
they were all happy and light-hearted as birds in the Buttonwood.
Half of them worked for the king, and half for the queen.
Yes, every morning,
the 250 merry little maids would run into the castle garden, where Rosemary would fill their arms
with bouquets from the bouquet bush. Then a way down the Queen's highway that led through the wood
into the Winky Country, they would hurry. And so charming and quaint were the Queen's little flower-girls.
No one could help buying their posies. So by noontime they would come back with empty arms and heavy pockets,
and nothing to do for the rest of the day but swing in the hammocks or dance in the gardens.
The boy's work was almost as delightful.
Every morning they would scamper into the buttonwood with Kind of Jolly
and shake down a good crop of buttons.
Then each button boy would fill his button box with a gay assortment
and set off down the King's Highway to sell them to the good dames in the Gilligan country.
There are no stores in Oz, so they never had any trouble in disposing of their wares,
especially the collar-buttons.
The men of the Gilligan country were as good at losing collar-buttons as men in your own town.
So by noontime the button boxes would be full of coins,
and the button-boys would come racing back to the castle,
with nothing more to do for the rest of the day,
but play Quoits or Button Button Who's got the Button?
Altogether, life in Kimballoo was as jolly as possible.
Indeed, there was so much laughing to be done that King kinda had a town laugher to help out
on particularly funny days, and to keep him from busting all the buttons from his purple
vest.
Yes, sir, everybody in Kimballoo was laughing and happy, excepting one, and that person was the
king's cook.
never laughed at all. And how she came to cook, I will tell you at once. She was not a native of Kimballoo,
and though no one in the kingdom knew it, Mambi was really an old Gillican witch. Long ago,
for her wicked transformations, she had been deprived of her magic powers by Glinda,
the good sorceress, and given enough to live on honestly and comfortably. But after you have been a witch
all of your life. It is dreadfully hard to settle down to being just an ugly old woman.
Mambi had stood it as long as she could, and then one day she had closed up her little hut
at the foot of the Gillican Mountains, taken her crooked stick, and set out to seek
a position as cook in one of the castles of Oz, for she felt that only among a great
many kettles and cauldrons could she ever be contented or at home.
Besides being cross and crooked, Mambi was so ugly and ill-tempered that most of the castle
doors were slammed in her face.
But one day she had come to Kimballoo.
Hobbling through the buttonwood, she found King Kind of Jolly under a shoe-button tree.
Falling upon her knees, Mambi begged him so hard to let her remain as cook that the gentle old
monarch finally consented, though much against the advice of ha-ho, the town laugher.
But kinda, thinking her a poor and needy old woman, had kept her nevertheless, and as Mombie,
like many another old witch, was an excellent cook, he had never regretted his bargain.
In spite of her wonderful cooking, no one had ever grown really fond of her, but she was
treated with consideration and respect.
allowed to do pretty much as she pleased in the castle kitchen.
So, while everyone else in the kingdom was being useful and happy, Mambi went muttering and
sputtering about among the pots and kettles, and every minute when she was not cooking,
she was trying to remember her magic formulas, mixing pepper with onions, onions with cinders,
and cinders with suspender buttons.
But, stir as she would, nothing ever came of her.
for Mombie had forgotten every which word she had ever known.
She knew a good many other words, however, and said very nearly all of them when her magic
failed to work, flinging her stick into the air, and hopping up and down with rage and
disappointment.
But as she never allowed anyone in the kitchen but herself, there was no way to witness
her shocking behavior until Snip, one of the King's button boys, climbing through the window
one afternoon to steal a cookie, caught her right in the middle of a frightful incantation.
Salt, vinegar, mustard, mutton, the king shall be a color button.
That was what Snip heard Mombie Mumble bending over a peppery mixture on the fire.
So dreadful was her expression as she scowled into the frying pan,
that Snip tumbled from the window sill into a rose bush.
Picking himself up, he rushed down the garden path, convinced that the king was done for.
But there was kind of jolly with his silver crown walking calmly under the button trees.
Snip looked again to be sure kinder was not turning into a color button, and then, a little ashamed
of being so easily frightened. He crept back to the ledge to see what Mambi would do next.
He was just in time to see her fling the frying pan.
down the cellar steps and kick over a basket of potatoes.
Then, grumbling and snarling and rubbing her shins, she limped into the garden to fetch the goose
Kind of Jolly had bought for dinner. For magic or no magic, the cooking had to be attended to.
The goose had come straight from a neighboring form and was still in the flimsy wooden crate.
Scowling and scolding, Mambi slammed the crate on the table in her.
ripped off the top slats.
As soon as the slats were removed, the goose thrust its head out of the crate and peered about
the kitchen.
As he looked at the big white bird, Snip had a feeling that there was something human about
him.
The old witch cook made a grab at the bobbing white head.
Help!
Squawked the luckless bird, as Mombie seized it roughly by the feathers.
Then, catching a really good look at Mambi.
It reared up his neck till its eyes were on a level with her own.
You!
cried the goose, so shrilly that Sniff's hair rose up and wavered to and fro under his stiff
little hat.
He was not surprised to hear the goose talk, for all beasts and birds in the land of Oz
converse.
But its next words were so strange and so mysterious, the little button-boy nearly lost his
balance again.
Woman, hissed the goose, thrusting its bill under Mombie's long nose.
Woman, what have you done with the king?
End of chapter one.
Chapter two of the Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley Thompson.
This Libre-Vox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 2.
Snips Great Adventure
The King!
Poor Snip, crouched uncomfortably on the narrow sill, trembled with terror.
For this time he was sure Mumby's incantation had taken effect, and had turned King Kinda to a collar-button.
Mambi herself seemed as astonished as he.
Dropping her hands at her sides, she peered sharply at the great white goose.
Well, weas, the old witch blinking her eyes rapidly,
Well, if it isn't Pajuka, and simple as ever he was.
Whose fault is that? complained the goose, bitterly.
Who took away my elegant figure and gave me this ridiculous shape?
You always were a goose, sniffed Mombie.
All you needed was a bill and feathers.
You're one of the best transformations I ever did, she added proudly.
What are you fussing about anyway?
Would you like to be a goose? asked the bird indignantly.
I should think you'd be ashamed of yourself, you old scundermuch.
I don't care a waffle what you think, retorted Mambi.
But if you care to think anything more, be quick about it.
For your time has come.
Time?
Puff the goose.
What time?
Dinner time, said Mambi unfeelingly.
You are tired of being a goose, well, then, you shall be a dinner, and I trust you will pan out well."
"'Dinner!' screamed the goose, fluttering all of his feathers.
"'You wouldn't dare serve me for dinner. I'm a prime minister, and you know it.'
"'Prime goose, you mean?' snickered Mambi, reaching behind the table for the axe.
Now all this, as you may well imagine, was frighteningly interesting to snip, raising himself on his elbow,
He saw the two glaring furiously at one another.
"'Don't sass me, woman,' hissed Pajuka, flapping his wings.
"'I'll apple-sass you,' sneered Mumbie.
"'The sooner you're roasted, the better, you know far too much.'
She made his snatch at the goose, but Pajuka, with a quick-flounce,
freed himself from the crate and soared into the air.
"'Help, help!
This woman is a witch,' he honked loudly.
help, help.
Hush, raged the old woman,
dropping the axe and running to slam the door.
Do you want to rouse the castle?
It was her turn to be alarmed now,
for in Kimballoo Mumbie enjoyed more privileges
than she would anywhere else,
and she was not anxious to have it known
that she was a witch,
and so be turned out of the kingdom.
Be quiet, I tell you, she weased angrily.
What are you making such a racket?
about. Mambi, a witch! Snip could hardly believe his ears, but frightened as he was. He could not help
chuckling. Who wouldn't make a fuss at roasting? thought Snip, peering around the edge of the
sill to see what Pajuka would do. The goose has settled on a cupboard high above Mombie's head.
"'Ah, very well,' he breathed heavily. "'I will be quiet, but now you will listen to
To me, I demand that you instantly restore my proper shape, or—
He gave a loud squawk that made Mumby leap a foot into the air.
"'How can I? How can I?' chattered the witch, wringing her hands.
"'I've forgotten all my witchcraft. Do you suppose I'd be here as a cook if I had my magic
powers? You ridiculous old bird!'
Snip could see Pajuka's eyes grow round as buttons.
at this dismal news.
"'What?' wailed the unhappy goose.
"'Must I continue forever to lead this simple life?
Must I associate with ducks and farmers to the end of my days?'
"'You ought to be glad you're alive at all,' mumbled Mombie uncomfortably.
These words had a startling effect on Pajuka.'
"'Ah!' groaned the goose remorsefully.
"'Here I've been thinking of my little.
myself when it is the king who matters.
And stretching his long neck, he repeated the question that had so alarmed snip in the first
place.
"'Woman!' rasped Pajuka hoarsely.
"'Woman, what have you done with the king?'
"'Not so loud!' begged Mumbie, raising her stick,
and glancing uneasily over her shoulder, as if she have suspected someone were listening.
Then, seeing Pajuka was going to honk again, she said defiantly.
I don't remember what I did with him.
Now Snip, who loved King Kind of Jolly with all his heart, was stunned at this dreadful news.
Undecided whether to run for help or stay and listen, he finally decided to stay and crept
closer to the inner edge of the sill.
Pajuka seemed stunned, too.
How frightful!
choked the goose dolefully.
How careless of you to mislay the king!
How dare you forget!
Well, there's no use quarreling about it, grumbled Mombie.
Who cares anyway?
Asma is queen now, and nobody even remembers
that was a king of Oz.
Of Oz!
Snip between relief at finding
Nothing had happened to King kind of jolly,
and shock at the old witch's words.
Lost his hold on the window-bars,
fell straight into Mumby's arms.
"'A spy!' shrieked Mumby, beginning to shake him backward and forward.
"'A spy!'
"'Now who's making a racket,' demanded Paducah triumphantly.
"'Keep that up and you'll have the whole castle about our ears.
Besides, if he's a spy, where is his spy glass?'
"'Idiot!' hissed Mumby.
But she lowered her voice and stopped shaking, Snip.
"'Why, you're as simple as you look,' she muttered contemptuously.
"'And you're as wicked,' retorted the goose, staring sharply at Snip.
"'Let that boy alone or I'll honk my head off.'
Snip's ears were buzzing from the shaking, and he looked gratefully at Pajuka.
"'Do you think I'm going to let him carry his tails too kind of jolly?
No, sir.
"'into the soup-cattle with him,' puffed Mambi, rushing snipped toward the stove.
But at her first step, the white goose flung himself at her head with such an outcry that she
stopped at once.
"'Let the boy alone,' panted Pajuka.
Then, seeing that it was useless to appeal to Mambi's goodness, he began to appeal to her
badness.
"'The king will reward you generously if you restore him to the throne,' began Pajou.
Duka craftily.
Nothing to be gained by this quarreling.
Let us put our heads together and find the King of Oz."
Still holding snip tightly by the wrist, Mambi sank upon a crooked stool, and, half-closing
her eyes, began to think of the bad old days before little Osma was queen.
The bad old days when witches had been free to practice their arts, and she herself was
one of the most powerful witches in the land.
"'I'll do it,' declared Mambi suddenly.
"'But how shall we find him when I forget what I have done with him?'
"'I know him anywhere,' gulped Pajuka, two tears dropping off the end of his bill.
"'Haven't I been hunting him all these years?'
"'Yes, but I think he is transformed,' muttered Mambi uneasily.
"'If the king is not himself, how do you expect to recognize him?'
"'I know him in his—'
any shape, insisted the goose. But try, try to remember. You turned Osma to a boy and me to a goose.
What did you do with the king? So interested had the two become by this time. They had almost
forgotten the presence of Snip. But Snip was listening with all his might, his ears fairly
tingling with curiosity. The lad, like many other Gillican boy, was perfectly familiar with the history
of Oz.
For while they gathered buttons in the wood, King Kind had read them many a strange chapter
from the big purple history books.
Snip knew that Oz was a great oblong kingdom divided into four parts with the capital,
a splendid emerald city, in the exact center.
The northern land was the Gilligan country, and Kim Ballou was but one of many kingdoms
in that interesting section.
The eastern part of Oz belonged to the city.
the Winkies. The southern country was the quadling country, and the western lands belonged
to the Munchkins. Snip knew the names of the rulers of Oz as well as you know the names
of the presidents, perhaps even better. For as only a part of Oz history has been written down,
there have not been so many. The first ruler mentioned was the famous wizard of Oz,
who had flown to the marvelous country in a balloon from Omaha. It was the wizard,
who had built the famous emerald city, and who had given Osma, the little girl ruler, into
the keeping of an old witch.
This witch had already captured the king, Osma's father, and very little was known about
the royal gentleman.
The wizard had ruled Oz for years.
At last, desiring to return to America, he had made the scarecrow emperor.
This lively man of straw had held the throne until captured by an ambitious girl named Ginger,
and her army of girls.
But Ginger was only ruler for a few days,
and was herself captured by Glenda,
the good sorceress of the South,
to whom the scarecrow had gone for help.
Glenda, looking through her magic record books,
had discovered that Osma,
who had been deposed by the wizard,
was still in the old witch's clutches.
So Glinda had compelled her to restore Osma to the throne.
The witch had transformed the little princess
into a boy named Tip, but was forced by Glinda to dish-enchant her, and, amid general rejoicing,
Osma was proclaimed Queen of Oz, and had been ruler ever since,
while the old witch had been deprived of her magic powers and banished from the Emerald City forever.
The Wizard of Oz had later returned and become one of Osma's most trusted counselors,
regretting exceedingly his part in giving her to the witch.
As Snip listened, all of these facts went scurrying through his head, and while Professor
Wogglebug in his history had neglected to put in the witch's name, looking at the dreadful
old woman beside him, Snip realized with a shudder that Mombie was that witch.
It had been generally supposed that the king, Osma's father, had been utterly destroyed by Mambi's
magic.
But if what Pajuka said were true,
the king in some shape or other was still alive and the rightful ruler of Oz, while this faithful
goose was his prime minister. Snip longed to run to Kind of Jolly with the amazing news,
and to warn him against Mambi herself. But the old hag had him fast by the wrist, so there was
nothing to do but listen. Even this was becoming harder and harder, for Mambi and Pajuka had lowered
their voices to a whisper.
Just as Snip had determined to jerk away and make a run for it, Mambi sprang to her feet.
We'll start at once, she cried determinedly, and jerking off her cook's cap, and without
releasing her hold on Snip, she snatched her peaked witch hat from a low cupboard, and set it
jauntily on the side of her head. Then dragging Snip with her, she began hobbling about the kitchen,
collecting pepper-shakers, mustard boxes, spices, herbs, and various other supplies from the shelves.
These she tossed quickly into a basket with a loaf of bread, a cold chicken, and some cheese.
Come on, croaked the witch, motioning to Pachuca.
Come on before anyone misses us.
What about the boy? asked the goose doubtfully.
Let him carry the basket, snapped the witch.
Thrusting the basket into Snip's hands.
Mombie gave him such a glare that the poor lad's heart dropped into his boots.
Then, grabbing him by the sleeve, she rushed him through the door leading into the kitchen garden.
A high hedge surrounded the garden so no one saw them go.
The garden ran down to the edge of a gloomy forest.
Into this forest plunged Mombie, Pajuka waddling and flying after her,
and poor Snip casting many longing glances over his shoulder.
older at the dear old castle of Kimballoo, where life had been so carefree and so merry.
It is one thing to set out on a journey of adventures yourself, but to be dragged away
against your will by a wicked old witch is another pair of pickles entirely, and though
Snip was as brave as the next fellow, he could not keep back his tears at parting from
Kind to Jolly, Rosa Mary, and his many gay comrades in the Buttonwood.
End of Chapter 2
Chapter 3 of The Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley Thompson
This Libre Vox recording is in the public domain
Chapter 3
King Kind of Jolly is sad
While all this was happening in the king's kitchen
Kind of Jolly sat cheerfully on his throne
talking to his pretty little queen
Rosa my dear
smiled Kinda tugging at his silver whiskers
"'Guess what we're going to have for dinner.'
Rosa Mary, who was sewing a button on the king's suspenders, paused with her needle in the air.
"'What does it begin with?' asked Rosa curiously.
"'The queen simply doted on a riddle.
"'With a G,' answered Kindicholly, leaning down to Pat Tripsy, his pet footstool.
"'Tripsy is the only live footstool I think I have ever heard of.'
He followed kinda wherever he went, which was fortunate, for the king's legs were so short
that no matter how low the chair or bench, his feet never touched the floor.
In some ways Tripsy was a more useful pet than a dog.
He never chased cats, nor got into fights, nor barked, except a few shins, so that
kind of jolly was awfully fond of him.
"'Is it a goat?' giggled Rosemary, biting off her thread.
"'Goat!' sputtered.
Kind of Jolly.
I should say not.
Tripsy, old boy, she says we're going to have goat for dinner.
Tripsy, who had been to market with the king, kind to be in one of those dear old-fashioned
fellows who do their own marketing, waved his tassel faintly to show that he appreciated the
joke, while General Wiffenpuff, the king's bodyguard, and, ha-ho, the town laugher,
burst into loud roars of merriment.
Guess again, invited Kind of Jolly, putting his own.
his fingertips together and beaming on his pretty wife.
"'Grapes?
Glu?
Gumb-drops?'
Ventured the queen, puckering up her forehead.
"'Gravy? Ginger? Grittle-cakes?
I know it's griddle-cakes.'
"'Grapes and glue and griddle-cakes will give us frightful stomach-cakes.
Ginger grapes and glue and gravy.
Oh, some kind of doctor-common savi.'
That was the best that Ha-ho could think of, but they all laughed so loud that seven
little button-boys stuck their heads in the window to see what all the fun was about.
"'Well, do you give it up?' asked kind of, after Rosa had made seven more merry guesses.
"'Yes,' said the queen, shaking her head till the curls flew out in every direction.
"'What is it?'
"'A goose,' puffed kind of jolly, settling back comfortably on his throne.
"'The finest, fattest goose you ever saw in your life. Cost me a thousand gold buttons.'
He finished, smacking his lips and winking at General Wiffin'puff.
The General, who was fonder of eating than of anything else, began to pat his stomach absently,
and Tripsey, though far too well stuffed to require food, gave a skip of satisfaction that nearly upset the king.
Roast goose and applesauce, mused, kinder, regaining his balance.
Yum, yum!
Whiffin, old rascal, just step out to the pantry and see how the—'all's good.
the dinner's progressing. It's high time our goose was cooked, and I, for one, am hungry as
a hippogriff. They were still laughing at ha-ho's jokes, when Wiffin'puff returned,
but one look at the general sobered them at once.
"'Guess what we're going to have for dinner,' panted Wiffin-puff, very red in the face from
his hurry. "'What?' asked Rosa in surprise. "'Nothing,' gulped the general dolefully.
The dinner is not going, it's gone.
Our goose is hooked, took, crooked, crooked, finished Wiffinpuff, forgetting his grammar entirely.
Of course, we have known this all along, but it was a great shock to the king.
Gone?
Gassed kind of jolly.
But where is Mombie?
Gone, too.
To where?
Wiffinpuff shook his head glumly, and immediately rose a merry,
Kind of Jolly, and all the rest rushed into the kitchen to see for themselves how gone everything was.
Naturally enough, they found neither Mombie nor Pajuka, and on the whole this was most fortunate,
for otherwise they might have eaten the Prime Minister of Oz and swallowed him with the whole of this story.
Our dinner began with a G, and now it's gone. Gone begins with G. Our dinner is gone with A G. Shall I laugh?
asked Haho, beginning to tickle himself in the ribs.
"'I should say not. Why, this is no laughing matter. No cook, no goose, no dinner. Oh,
I'm so disappointed I could cry,' choked Kandajali, puffing out his cheeks.
"'Don't do that, don't do that,' begged Rosa Mary. And, tumbling off her high stool,
she sent a page flying for the town crier. I never told you this.
there was one, but Kimballoo has a town crier as well as a town laugher, for no one in that
merry kingdom ever thinks of shedding tears. So before one could wink, the town crier came running in
with the page, and when Wiffinpuff told him about the lost dinner, the lost goose and the lost
cook, he simply burst into tears.
How long shall I cry? He sobbed, looking around his handkerchief.
at Kind of Jolly.
Seven minutes for the goose and three for Mombie, sniffed the king, biting his lip to keep from crying
himself.
So the town crier jerked out another hanky, and while all the rest stood around and looked
solemn and kind of held his watch, he wept eye after eye full of tears.
Do you feel better? asked Rosemary presently, patting kindest plump hand.
A little, a little.
acknowledged the king.
But do you suppose Mombie's gone for good?
Well, I trust so, sniffed the town laugher, shrugging his shoulders.
But I'm afraid she has gone for bad, your majesty.
A more evil-appearing old wretch I've never seen in Oz.
And perhaps we are all well rid of her.
Only a week ago, I had a letter from a sixteenth cousin of mine in the Emerald City,
telling of a famous invisible cook who lived near her.
Why not sin for this invisible cook, Your Highness?
That's what we've got now, isn't it?
Put in General Wiff and Puff, gloomily.
But Kanda's eyes began to snap at the town laughers' suggestion.
Why an invisible cook would be simply out of sight, cried the king,
motioning for the town crier to cease his lamentations.
Let us sin for her at once.
And meanwhile I'll be cook, smiled Rosa Mary, happy that everything was turning out so well.
Guess what we're going to have for dinner?
Omlet! Gulp the town crier, ringing out his handkerchiefs in a business-like fashion,
and immediately the rest began to guess this and that till they were all as jolly as possible.
But right in the midst of this merriment, in came ten little button-boys to report the disappearance
of snip.
Snip gone, groaned kind of jolly, clapping his hand to his head and falling back against
the flower barrel.
Oh, this is the worst of all.
Why he's the brightest boy in Kimballoo and the best button-picker I've got.
Cry, cry some more, cry a lot, wail the poor king, shaking the town crier by the arm.
So he did.
and the town laugher had to blow his nose hard to keep from crying himself, for Snip was a great
favorite in the palace.
As soon as the news got about, all the rest of the Kimbles came tumbling into the kitchen, and
the 249 little button boys began to hug kind of jolly, and the 250 little flower girls
began to hug Rosa Mary.
Tripsy, the pet footstool, who loved Snip almost as much as kind of jolly, was so upset
he dashed here and there till everyone else was that way to, especially General Wiffinpuff.
Altogether, the confusion was terrific.
Wait, grunted the general, picking himself up for the fifth time.
Wait, I will find them all.
Seizing his gun, and with never a thought of dinner, he plunged boldly out into the night to find
Mambi, the goose, snip, and an invisible cook.
After that things grew calmer, for the king had great confidence in Wiff and Puff.
The boys and girls trooped back to their cottages, and the rest sat down to a picnic supper
out of the icebox.
Wiffinpuff will find him, no fear, whispered, ha-ho, squeezing.
kind to Jolly's hand, comfortingly.
And if he doesn't, just remember that I also have something up my sleeve.
What is it? asked the king mournfully, and as clearly as he could, for he had half a chicken
sandwich in the other cheek.
A funny bone, confided the town lapper, with so comical and important an expression that
kind had to be thumped on the back to keep from choking.
A funny bone, gasped the king as he recovered his breath.
Let me see it, you rascal.
So the town laffer showed kind of jolly his left elbow,
and they both roared at the joke.
End of chapter three.
Chapter four of The Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley Thompson.
This Libre Vox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter four, In the Purple,
forest. Snip thought of a great many things to tell Mambi as he was being dragged along through the
forest, but she ran so far and so fast that by the time she stopped he was too bumped about
and breathless to say any of them. Now what? Puffed Pajuka, settling on the lowest branch of a purple
pine. Well, do you expect to find the king under the first tree we come to? panted the old witch,
dropping down on a stump and mopping her forehead with her apron?
Hand over that basket, you?
Before he could comply, Mombie had snatched the basket from Snip,
and, loosening her hold upon his arm,
began rummaging among its contents till she found a small purple scroll.
Keep your eye on the boy, ordered Mambi, snapping the scroll open,
and if he tries to escape, nip off his nose, do you hear?
"'Oh, I'm sure he wouldn't do that,' said Pajuka, fluttering his wings.
"'He'd much rather come with us to find the king and share in the reward, wouldn't you, lad?'
Snip glanced fearfully around him.
The shadows were growing longer and longer, and in the dim purple twilight,
the forest looked so grim and forbidding that he decided even bad company was better than none.
So he shook his head and swallowed the lump in his throat, resolved to make the best of things,
and at the same time find out all he could about this mysterious affair.
What did I tell you? chuckled Pajuka, preening his feathers.
I shouldn't be surprised if he'd be a great help to us, Mombie.
Then let him begin by gathering some wood, grunted Mambi.
And none of your tricks, nip, my boy, or I'll turn you to a muffin and
eat you for breakfast.
Is Snip your name? asked Pajuka, waddling after the little button boy.
Snip nodded and began slowly picking up twigs and putting them in a heap.
A heartless old wretch, weased the goose when they were out of earsh.
Don't mind her.
She can no more turn you to a muffin than I can.
But she is the only one who can help me find the king, so we must humor her.
"'Stick by me, Snip, and I'll stick by you. Is it a bargain?'
In the strange silent forest, the white goose looked so big and friendly that Snip dropped his
twigs and flung both arms around his neck.
"'I like you, Bajuka,' said the little button boy, giving him a quick hug.
"'And I like you, Snip,' replied the goose, snuggling close to him.
Then as Mambi glanced up suspiciously, they both fell to gathering twig.
and in a few moments had enough for a fine fire.
Mombie was still pouring over the scroll.
Looking over her shoulder,
Snip saw that it was a map of Oz,
such a map as he had often seen in his geosophy books at home.
Mombie held the map close to her nose,
for in the failing light it was hard to see anything.
If I could only remember, if I could only remember,
muttered Mumbie, rocking backward and forward on the stump.
What did I do with the king?
Where did I put him?
What did I use?
Green magic or blue?
Word magic or number magic.
Fire magic or smoke magic.
Can't you remember anything?
She whirled in great exasperation upon Paducah.
Well, not much, sighed the goose, rubbing his head with his wing.
You see, it was so long.
ago. I do remember we were in a small green wood near where the Emerald City stands today when
you changed me to a goose. But as you drove me away immediately, I never knew what became of the
king. Then it was green magic, cried Mumbie, springing up exultantly. We must go to the
Emerald City and find that wood, for if the king were transformed by green magic, he must be
restored by green magic.
and the only place where green magic takes effect is in and around the emerald city.
Once there, I will doubtless remember everything, chuckled Mambi.
If I don't, I'll just steal some of Osma's magic.
I'll steal the magic belt, restore the king to the throne,
and have my revenge for all these weary years.
I'll turn Osma to a piano and thump her every day,
continued Mambi, rubbing her hands gleefully together.
I'll turn everyone else in the palace to one object and then destroy that object.
I object, sputtered Pajuka, treading on the old witch's toes in his excitement.
So will they, grinned Mumbie, showing her yellow tusks.
But it will do them no good.
Now, don't stand staring at me, Simpleton.
Light the fire.
Whirling upon Snip, Mambi raised her stick threateningly, and Snip, who had been staring
with open mouth, for he had never heard so much badness in his whole life, made haste to do
as he was told.
Mambi, still muttering and chuckling, began to lay out the chicken and cheese upon the
tree stump.
Though the fire snapped merrily enough, supper was not very cheerful for Snip.
he ate the chicken wing and small bit of cheese that Mambi grudgingly gave him, and broke up
some bread for Pajuka.
"'Where have you been all these years?' asked the old witch, looking curiously at the goose
over her mug of coffee.
"'Everywhere, everywhere in Oz, searching for you and the king,' puffed Pajuka.
"'I've lived with miserable barnyard fowls, eating former scraps, and in constant danger of the
X. You might have made me a wild goose. Then at least I should have had some fun. I shudder when
I think how near I've been to roasting. Well, didn't they roast you in the old days?
replied Mumbi unfeelingly. Prime ministers are as often roasted as geese.
Yes, but not in the same way. Pajuka rolled his eyes sadly, yes, Knapp.
"'Why didn't you tell Osma or Glinda on her?' asked the little button-boy boldly.
"'Aha, because he knew if he did he'd disappear entirely.
That was part of the trick,' shrilled Mambi.
Wasn't it old featherhead?
"'Yes, it's better to be a goose than nothing at all,' admitted Pajuka mournfully.
But never mind.
When we find the king, he will restore Mumby's powers, and she will restore my elegant figure,
and—oh, hold your bill, snapped Mumby crossly.
Looking very ruffled, Pachuca retired to the other side of the fire, where he and Snip
conversed in low tones, while Mumby cleared away the supper and began her endless experiments
in the old black frying pan.
I should think in some ways being a goose would be able to be.
be rather nice, observed Snip, looking inquisitively at Paducah.
Having wings, for instance, and never needing to get undressed or have your haircut.
Well, agreed Pajuka slowly.
Feathers are more inconvenient than clothes, and while the life of a goose is very simple,
it is not all unpleasant.
I've enjoyed flying a lot, and I never need to worry about rubbers or carrying an umbrella.
But, after all, Bajuka sighed and gazed sadly into the fire.
After all, my boy, there is nothing like being yourself.
Snip considered this for a little while in silence, trying to fancy himself in Pajuka's place.
Well, what do you miss the most? he inquired suddenly.
Bajuka had one eye shut and was preparing to close the other, but at Snip's words
both flew wide open.
My pockets!
Gassed Pajuka with a great groan.
Oh, what is a man without his pockets?
No place to put his hands or his bills.
Clapping his wing to his side,
Pajuka looked tragically at Snip,
and Snip, patting his own bulging pockets,
pockets full of cake crumbs, marbles, pencil stubs, and string,
nodded sympathetically.
And not only that, continued the goose in a grieved voice.
I waken at such ridiculous hours.
Oh, I find myself falling asleep.
Pachuca paused here for a simple, tremendous yawn.
Right after supper,
Oh, home, finished the goose apologetically.
Then, tucking his head under his wing and drawing up one leg,
He fell fast asleep before Snip could ask him another question.
Bajuku was so close to the fire that the little button boy was afraid he would sing his feathers.
So picking him up carefully, he set him back against a gnarled old tree,
and curling up on a pile of leaves beside him, lay watching old Mombie.
The wind fortunately was blowing away from him,
or he certainly would have been choked by the awful mixtures in the black frying
pan. If he had not known positively that her magic powers were gone, he would have taken to his
heels at once, for the monster that Mambi was trying to conjure up out of the frying-pan would have
devoured him in a minute. Magicum, squajicum, squidgum, squidgeicum, squidgeic-oge, I order a snooch
to come out of this smudge. Mambi frowned darkly as she hissed this, but only a
Dense smoke rose from the frying pan, and after listening nervously to ten separate incantations
and finding that nothing at all happened, Snip curled down among the leaves and was soon as fast
asleep as Pajuka. Asleep, and dreaming he himself was a goose being chased up a pink mountain
by a giant with a blue axe.
Mambi continued her experiments with the frying pan, long after Snip and Pajuka were
asleep. But finally she gave up and disgust, and then she, too, lay down for a nap which lasted
until dawn. End of Chapter 4. Chapter 5 of The Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley-Thompson. This
Labor Vox recording is in the public domain. Chapter 5. The Rolling Hoopers
Snip was awakened by a tickling feeling of his nose and opening his eyes.
saw Pajuka standing over him with a big bunch of grapes in his bill.
Hello, yawned Snip, sitting up and rubbing his eyes sleepily.
Is it morning?
Pachuca dropped the grapes into his lap.
Have past it. Been up since five, had a fly and a swim, and brought you these for breakfast.
Chuckle the goose, who seemed to be in a fine humor.
Mombie's eaten all the rest of the chicken herself.
the old scundermunch.
The sun filtered down cheerily through the treetops,
and the fresh little breeze had set all the forest leaves to dancing.
Snip himself felt curiously, lighthearted, and gay.
Perhaps it had been the long sleep he had had in the open,
or the friendly presence of Pajuka,
or the thought of the strange adventures that lay ahead.
Anyway, he jumped up with a will,
and even the scowl old mumby gave him,
failed to dampen his spirits. She had already prepared and eaten her breakfast and was beating out the
fire with her shoe. Following Pajuga to a small, sparkling brook, Snip splashed his face and hands
vigorously, ate his grapes and a large sugar bun that the thoughtful Pajuga had plucked from a
nearby bunbush. By this time Mombie had her basket packed, and, shaking her stick crossly,
announced it was time to start.
Which way are we going? asked Snip, taking the basket and falling into step beside her.
My way, snapped Mombie fiercely.
Well, that's which way, isn't it? observed Pajuka, flopping along a few feet overhead and
winking down slyly a snip as he plotted down the road.
Hold your bill, snapped Mumbie, hobbling along so fast that the little button boy
had to skip to keep pace with her.
I told you last night we were going to the Emerald City.
But I thought you were banished from there forever, put in Snip, who knew his Oz's history
by heart.
I shall disguise myself, shrilled Mumbi triumphantly.
I'll pretend I'm a market woman selling a fat goose, and while I'm arguing with the cook,
Pachuca shall fly into the palace and steal some of Osma's magic.
"'How do you know I shall?' hawked Pajuka, sulkily.
"'Ossma has never done me any harm.
"'The thing for us to do is to find the king.
"'Once we've come to the little wood where you transform him,
"'you'll remember where he is.
"'Why, maybe we'll find him before then.'
"'Yes, but what good will it do,
"'if I don't remember my magic?' sniffed Mombie.
"'Unless you want to be a goose for the rest of your life,
you'd better make up your mind to do what I say.
As for you, the old witch whirled angrily upon Snip,
any more of this supposing and I'll turn you to a sixpence
and spin you at the first village.
Snip merely whistled and turned up his nose at this,
for he knew perfectly well that Mombie could not carry out her threat.
Besides, Snip had a plan of his own.
The little button boy had decided,
that as soon as they reached the famous capital of Oz,
he would slip away from Mambi and tell Princess Osma the whole story.
Then she herself could use her magic to help Pajuka find the king.
So he stepped jauntily along, paying no attention to Mambi's mutterings,
looking curiously to the right and left,
and thinking how much he should have to tell kind of jolly when he returned to Kim Ballou.
The forest, like all the northern lands of Oz,
was slightly tinged with purple, the national color of the Gillikins.
Pansies and tall purple flags grew around the base of the giant trees,
and here and there clusters of violets knotted their pretty little heads in the breeze.
Purple birds darted through the leaves overhead,
and the air was sweet with hidden beds of lavender,
so that nothing could have been pleasanter than the first part of the day's journey.
But toward noon they reached a portion of the forest,
so dark and impenetrable that they had to go single file, and even then had great difficulty
in forcing their way through the trees and dense underbrush.
Growls and roars added still further to their discomforts, until Snip, feeling in his pocket
for his trusty penknife, began to wish himself safely back in the buttonwood.
Pajuka half ran and waddled after him, giving every now and then a great flop of terror as a
particularly fierce roar came echoing through the forest.
Mombie alone seemed perfectly unconcerned,
and hobbled ahead,
whacking branches and bushes out of the way with her crooked stick.
Must be lunchtime, she called back hoarsely over her shoulder.
Oh, how'd you guess?
Panted Pajuka, keeping as close to snip as he could,
for he was terribly frightened.
Didn't you hear the lions?
asked the old witch maliciously.
Merciful feathers, gasped the goose.
Have I come all this way to be a lion's lunch?
Here comes one now, shuddered Snip, flattening himself against a tree.
But it was not a lion that came hurtling out of the brush.
It was a weenix, a wild bear-like beast with a walrus head.
One look at its tusks,
set Snip's heart beating like a drum.
Pajuka flew into the air, flapping his wings and hissing furiously,
but the Wienix came straight on,
and Snip, though determined to die with his pin knife in his hand,
trembled so violently he could scarcely stand up.
Even Mambi looked frightened.
Grabbing the basket from Snip,
she fumbled through its packages and pans,
and, just as the Wienix with outspread paws leaped upon her,
The old witch snatched out the pepper box and shook the entire contents upon its nose.
It was purple pepper, fortunately, which is even stronger than red.
Gawoosh!
Sputtered the Wynix falling backwards.
With tears streaming down its tusks and trembling whiskers,
it dashed into the shadows, where it could still be heard sneezing broken heart.
heartedly. It evidently told its family and friends all about the dangerous travelers,
for not another Wienix so much as showed a whisker after that.
Huh, snorted Mambi, settling her hat, which had gone terribly askew.
I may have forgotten my magic, but I still know a few tricks, eh, Pajuka?
Oh, my feathers! panted the goose, leaning up against a tree.
that was worse than roasting.
How did you ever think of pepper? asked Snip, who can not help admiring Mombie's quickness.
But Mombie merely gave a grunt, thrust the basket back into his hands, and began limping along faster than ever.
Snip was tired and hungry, but the thought of being left alone in the forest was so much worse than being in the company of a witch that he stumbled and ran after her, comforting himself with a thought of a thought of a
the fine sights he would see in the Emerald City.
Bajuka was tired, too, but he hopped and flopped after Snip, and another hour brought them to
the edge of the forest.
The countryside, stretching pleasantly ahead, was shaded with purple, so they knew they were
still in the land of the Gillikins.
The old witch ordered a halt while she considered the road.
Mombie pegged her map down on the grass and began studying it carefully.
sniffily. Snip sat down under a tree and began fanning himself with his hat, while Pajuka flew off
to find a stream, for the poor goose was parched by his flight through the forest and never felt
quite happy out of water. How far is the Emerald City? asked Snip after watching Mambi
for a time in silence. "'Ought to be there by night-time,' muttered the witch, forgetting for once
to scowl. All we have to do is keep going southwest.
Rolling up the map, Mombie took the rest of the bread and cheese from the basket.
Seeing she meant to give him none, Snip went off in search of a bite for himself.
In Oz, this is not difficult, for the most marvelous plants and trees grow in all of its kingdoms.
Scarcely as stones throw away, Snip found a huckleberry pie plant.
He ate several of the small torts, and then picked a pocketful of plums from a pretty little plumbes.
tree that grew by the roadside. The purple guillican country is as famous for its plums as the
yellow winky land is for its peaches and pears. Feeling quite refreshed, Snip went to search for
Paducah. Just beyond a thin fringe of trees ran a shallow stream, and Pajuka, in the strange
manner of geese, was standing on his head eating his lunch off the bottom. He looked so comical that
Snip nearly burst out laughing, but remembering just in time that Pujuka was the king's prime
minister, he cleared his throat instead. With a great bounce, Pajuka came right side up,
and after a few dives and splashes waded ashore. What did you find to eat? asked Snip curiously.
Oh, some water roots and other things, answered Pajuka. Seeing he was embarrassed,
Snip politely changed the subject. Tell me about the king.
said the little button boy, and about Oz before Osmo was queen.
Well, there was never a kindlier king anywhere,
began Pachuca shaking the water from his feathers.
"'What kind?' asked Snip, biting into a plum.
How did he look?
"'Pleasant,' explained Pajuga,
putting one foot before the other and waddling from side to side
in his queer, goosey fashion.
He was tall and gentle,
and, very absent-minded, and so kind that he never punished anyone at all.
Then that's why there were so many witches, cried Snip triumphantly.
Yes, and that's why it was so easy for Mambi to get him into her power, sighed Pajuka mournfully.
He would believe evil of no one, not even of a witch.
Seems to me, Osma makes a better ruler, observed Snip, throwing his plum over a tree
and standing on his tiptoes to see how far it had gone.
She doesn't allow anyone to practice magic
excepting herself, Glinda, and the wizard.
This is perfectly true,
and Oz has enjoyed under the littlest princess in history
an era of great peace and prosperity.
Hmm, Osma is a pretender, insisted Pajuka stiffly.
But she doesn't even know her father's alive, protested Snip.
Though he had never seen Osma,
he had a great affection for the...
the little queen. What will become of Osba when we find the king? he asked doubtfully.
Oh, she can go back and play with her dolls. She's only a little girl anyway,
enter the goose carelessly. Snip did not quite approve of this either, so he changed the subject
again. There wasn't any Emerald City then, was there, Pachuca? No, but we had a
splendid castle where the Emerald City now stands, and hunting parks in Everald.
every country of Oz.
Ah, those were the good old days,
sighed Pachuca sorrowfully.
If I could but see my dear master again,
I'd be content to remain a goose for the rest of my life.
I suppose you do miss him, said Snip sympathetically.
Miss him!
Pajuka gave a great gulp and turned his head to wipe his tears on his feathers.
Why, I miss him even more than my pockets,
groaned the poor goose in a smothered voice.
Snip would have liked to hear more about the king,
but a loud screech from Mambi interrupted the story.
"'Where have you been?' croaked the witch,
emerging from a little patch of trees and blinking at them crossly.
"'I've been ready for hours. Come on, do you think this is a picnic?'
"'Don't sass me, woman,' weised Pajuka with great dignity,
"'or I'll not help you a mite.
Who got us into this ridiculous mess, may I ask?
Mambi paid no attention to Pajuka's remarks,
but began hobbling down the road and snip,
who could hardly wait to reach the Emerald City,
hurried after her, still mumbling crossly to herself.
The goose sulkily brought up the rear.
The road was fairly good and zigzagged pleasantly enough
through meadows and fields.
But aren't there any houses?
SNIP as they passed through a deserted stretch of woodland.
Aren't there any people or villages or towns?
There ought to be, honked Pajuka, who was resting his feet in the air.
That's one advantage of having wings when your feet are tired, you can fly.
There are, snapped Mambi gruffly, and Mambi was right,
for just then the wood came to an end, and they found themselves facing a large, pleasant
park with dazzling white paths running in every direction.
Snip was looking around with deep interest when six of the strangest beings he had ever seen rose up from a bench a little distance off and stood examining them critically.
They were certainly ten feet high and so thin and flat that Snip could scarcely believe they were people at all.
But as they had heads, arms, legs, and the usual number of eyes and ears and noses, he concluded they must be people.
As the little button-boy stared at them, the first of the creatures leaned down, caught hold of its toes, and came hurtling at the travelers like a hurricane.
Whoop! shrieked the second one, bending over as the first had done and turning itself into a sure-enough hoop.
Whoop, whoop!
Hunk! screamed Pajuka defiantly.
But before Snip and Mambi had time to recover from their surprise, the six who were,
had rolled upon them full speed, knocking them flat upon their backs.
Pajuka just saved himself by a quick flop into the air.
Then, without unrolling, the six whizzed off backwards, and by the time Snip and Mambi
had scrambled up, were ready for another dash.
Get the pepper, get the pepper, squawked the goose wildly.
But Mambi, furious at her fall, did nothing but hop and howl with rage.
and snip, seeing that something must be done, snatched up her crooked stick.
As the first hooper came pelting upon them, he gave it a sharp crack that sent it whirling down the walk.
The second and third he served in the same fashion.
The fourth he missed, so that Mambi again was rolled in the dust.
But the fifth and sixth he caught fairly, and beginning to enjoy the fun, started rolling them like hoops as fast as he could,
whacking first one and then another and screaming with laughter at the comical expressions on their faces when their faces came uppermost.
Go at Snip! Go it! Exulted Pachuca, flapping his wings delightedly.
But Snip needed no encouragement and only stopped at last for lack of breath.
Immediately the hoopers unrolled and groaning and whooping and holding their sides limped off into the bushes.
Hundreds of the creatures had gathered by this time, and as Snip sank down on a bench to rest,
the very tallest hooper came rolling toward them.
"'What do you mean by beating my subjects in this heartless fashion?' demanded the great fellow,
unrolling to his full height and glaring sternly down at the little button boy.
"'Well, they started it,' replied Snip, keeping a firm hold on Mombie stick.
Didn't they Pajuka?
They certainly did, asserted the goose, settling down on the bench besides Snip.
Is it usual to knock down innocent travelers without reason or ceremony?
Is it usual to sit in the presence of a king? retorted the hooper stiffly.
At this all his subjects began whooping faintly.
Bow down to Rolo the royal.
Bow down to King Rolo the worst.
Oh, roll up.
said Snip scornfully. You're only a set of live hoops anyway. Why should we bow?
Leave the park instantly, roared Rolo, bouncing up and down with rage.
Let's, said Snip, grinning over at Paducah. I'm ready, agreed the goose, but where's Mombie?
Here, spluttered the witch, rolling out of a bonnet bush. Any more nonsense from these creatures,
and I'll turn them to breakfast rolls and eat them for supper.
A witch, whooped the king.
A witch, coughed all the others, and seizing their toes, the whole company of them whirled off together and disappeared in a cloud of dust.
So, without further excitement, the three adventurers reached the other side of the Hooper's Park,
and opening a small gate in the fence that surrounded it, found themselves again on the zig-zag pathway.
A large sign posted on one of the trees immediately attracted to stork.
Snipp's attention.
Fifty leaps to the corners, announced the sign curiously enough.
Leapsed Snip, while Mambi pushed back her hat and stood on tiptoe to examine the crooked
letters.
Must we leap all the way?
Better look before we do, chuckled Pajuka, scratching his head with a third toe of his left
foot.
I've been in some pretty tight corners in my time, and preferred to go around the rest of
them. We'll go straight on. Who's afraid? sneered Mombie.
Snip, thinking of the way she had hidden in the bonnet bush while he beat off the hoopers,
winked at Pajuka, and Pajuka, with a little flutter of his wings, winked back.
Then all three started along the narrow path together.
End of Chapter 5
Chapter 6 of The Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley Thompson.
This Librivox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 6.
In Caddy Corners
Suppose the king were a goat.
Do you think you would still remember him?
asked Snip, as they zigzagged along the strange pathway.
Certainly, haunt Pacuca, fluttering down.
I'd know him in any shape.
But why do you ask?
What makes you think the king is a goat?
Are there any goats around?
here?"
Shooting out his neck, Paducah began peering this way and that.
"'I don't know,' admitted Snip, frankly.
I was just wondering.
"'You talk too much,' snapped Mumby, stopping to pull up her stocking.
If I could remember my magic I'd turn you to a parrot."
At this, several of the trees that edged the pathway burst into loud roars of laughter,
shaking all over and clasping themselves about the trunk with their branches.
Snip was so astonished that he jumped backward,
and Pajuka, stepping on his own toes, fell forward on his head.
Oh, my dear Will, these are funny ones.
Chortle of the first tree.
Look at that ridiculous bird and that squiddity old scumpus,
in which you count the buttons on the bus.
boy's suit? Oh, oh, I shall die laughing. Now, Snip's suit, like all the suits of the buttonwood
boys, was generously trimmed with buttons. He had always considered it quite handsome, but now,
as the trees continued to rock and roar with merriment, he began to feel uncomfortable and a
little provoked. "'Quit your laughing,' puffed Pajuka indignantly. "'What right have trees
to laugh at people.
Every right in us, chuckled the second tree, leaning down to tickle Mambi under the chin
with one of its twigs.
We're laughing, willows, we are always looking for a good joke.
Ha, ha, and the laugh is on us.
Ho, ho, isn't that funny tree he?
Well, we're not jokes, said Snip stiffly.
Come on, Pajuka.
This set the willows to laughing so heartily that their leaves fell.
in perfect showers. Mambi in a rage clapped her hands to her ears and hobbled off, and
Snip, after a few more remarks, which only made the trees laugh harder, ran after her.
"'I must say I prefer weeping willows,' weased Pajuka, catching up with Snip, and smoothing
out his feathers with his bill. One of the willows had actually had the temerity to tweak
him by the tail. When I find the king, I'll have you chopped down.
and up, screamed Mambi, turning to shake her stick at the offending trees.
But neither Snip nor Pajuka bothered to listen to her.
They were staring ahead in great astonishment, for the last zig in the road had brought
them quite suddenly to the edges of a sparkling inland sea.
Water, exulted the goose, instantly restored to good humor.
Oh, let's go swimming.
"'Swimming!' shuddered Mambi, whirling around in a hurry.
"'Don't you know water is death and destruction to witches?'
"'It is?' asked Snip in pleas surprise, and secretly wondered whether he hadn't
better push Mambi in at once. But Pajuka, half-guessing what was in his mind, shook
his head reprovingly.
"'But how are we to get across?' demanded the goose.
"'I don't see any boats or ferries, and—'
"'It's pretty wide to swim,' ventured Snip, shading his eyes with his hands and looking anxiously
over the tumbling waves.
Snip's only experience with swimming had been in a small pool in the buttonwood, and he was
not at all sure he would ever reach the other side.
"'I could tug you across,' said Paducaa.
"'But what about Mumby?'
"'Hold your bill,' snapped the witch in her usual pleasant fashion, and sitting on a stone,
scowled down at the sandy beach. Then all at once she hopped up, and hobbling over to Snip,
took the basket again. Now what, whispered the little button boy. Pajuka shrugged his wings and
rolled up his eyes, but they had not long to wait or wonder, for Mumbie, having found what she
wanted, sprang on a big rock and hurled a small purple can as far as she could into the rippling blue
waters. Then with a grunt of satisfaction, she resumed her seat upon the stone.
Well, we spajuka, inquiringly, what are we waiting for? demanded Snip.
For the sea to gel, idiot, sniffed Mambi. In that can is the strongest gelatin in Oz.
It took me six years to refine and collect it. Watch the sea, and we shall see.
It is jelling, marveled Snip, hopping up and down.
Look, Pajuka, the waves have stopped rolling.
This was quite true.
The dancing blue waters caught in their liveliest tumbling,
had stiffened with their white frills still upon them,
and the whole sea was becoming smooth and glassy as a bowl of gelatin.
Only no gelatin snip ever had seen was half so beautiful,
for the blue sea, tenured in spots with purple and green,
sparkled in the sunshine like some large and lovely amethyst.
Well, do I know any tricks are not, shrilled Mambi, snapping her fingers under Pajuka's bill.
Come on, let's cross.
She rose stiffly, and Snip, taking up the basket, set one foot experimentally upon the jelly.
It shook a little under his weight, but seemed firm and solid, so the three stepped out and were soon halfway over.
How about the fish? asked Pajuka, looking down through the clear, jellied water.
They'll be jellyfish for a while, snickered Mambi, who was in a fine humor at the trick she had turned.
I wish the Wizard of Oz could see this. I'll wager I can get as much magic out of a cookbook as he can out of a whole library of sorcery.
It's certainly looks good enough to eat, admitted Snip.
"'Wonder if it is?'
He scooped up a bit to taste, but it was so salty it choked him.
If it was not good to eat, it was surely fine to walk on,
and Snip, bouncing along beside Pajuka, was quite sorry when they reached the other side.
"'I think traveling's pretty interesting,' observed the little button boy,
looking back over his shoulder.
"'Don't you, Pajuka?'
"'The goose sighed.
"'I used to think so, Snip.'
But I've traveled so far, searching for the king.
I'm home sick for my slippers, a quiet old castle and my pipe.
Haven't had a smoke since I was a goose, mourned the poor Prime Minister, rolling his eyes sadly.
Snip couldn't help thinking how funny Pajuku would look with a pipe and a pair of slippers,
but he stifled this thought quickly.
Don't you care, he whispered comfortingly.
You'll find the king, and when we reach the Emerald City, I'll tell Osma.
all about you, he promised, lowering his voice so Mambi could not hear.
I am sure she'll help us.
What are you whispering about?
Snarl the witch, glaring back suspiciously.
About a second, whistled Bajuka, soaring into the air.
Hello, what's this?
Why, it's the Corners, cried Snip, running ahead to read a large sign suspended from a pussy
willow under the great gray walls.
"'Catty Corners' announced the sign in black scratchy letters.
"'Catty Corners, Cattie Corners!' hissed the goose.
"'Well, this is no place for me. Let us fly at once.'
"'But I adore cats,' declared Mambi.
And before anyone could stop her, she thumped hard upon the gates.
The wall surrounding catty corners formed a huge triangle, and were so high that even by bending
backwards, Snip could not see the top. As he straightened up, a door in the gray wall flew open,
and a simply enormous tabby cat, dressed as a guard, seized Paducah by the wing, and Mambi by the arm.
No boys allowed, bawled the guard, bristling his whiskers at Snip.
Before the little button boy could even wink, the cat had dragged his two companions in and slammed
the door. Snip could hear Pajuka hissing, and Mambi protested.
in a shrill voice, and next instant the door flew open, and he himself was seized by a cat
guard and jerked through.
"'He's my prisoner,' cried Mambi defiantly, as Snip was lined up beside her.
She had no intention of letting Snip out of her clutches. He knew entirely too much for that.
"'Well, he's my prisoner now,' snarled the guard, giving Snip a shake.
Then, looking more closely at Mambi, his eyes began to sparkle with pleasure.
"'Who are you, beauteous being?' purred the cat, doffing his cap.
Pachuca, though barely scared by his predicament, could not restrain a loud chuckle.
"'I'm a witch,' answered Mambi, drawing herself up proudly.
"'A witch!' cried the second cat guard.
releasing his hold on Mombie's arm.
Oh, cousin, how splendid!
The queen must know of this.
Throwing back his head, he began to yowl in a hundred piercing and alarming cat cries.
What's he saying? gasped the snip.
Sounds like catfish to me, gurgled Pajuka, ducking his head under his wing.
At the cat guards call, hundreds of cats began to race toward the prisoners.
They were as large as Snip himself, and of every kind and color imaginable.
As soon as they saw Mambi, they began to purr with pleasure and delight,
rubbing against her knees, knocking her hat sideways, and pressing so close that Snip and
Pajuka were almost suffocated.
Then, forming a triumphant procession, they started for the center of catty corners.
Mambi, like all witches, was fonder of cats than of anything else.
and walked along fondling first one and then another, while Snip and Pajuka, still in the clutches
of the guards, followed in huge disgust. Several of the cats cast hungry looks at the goose,
but most of them were too taken up with Mombie to even notice him.
"'Did you ever see such a place?' sniffed the little button-boy scornfully.
Why, it's all fences. Even as he spoke, his cat-guard sprang up on a white fence,
dragging him along. It was so perfectly unexpected that Snip nearly fell on his nose.
But glancing ahead, he saw Mambly walking the fence between two black cats.
But Yuka had no trouble walking the fence either, though he was greatly inconvenienced by the
guard who had hold of his wing.
If I just had a pair of clothes props, sighed Snip, balancing himself precariously.
"'Take hold of my tail,' advised the guard gruffly.
and if you fall I'll scratch you.
Another cat sprang up behind him and put one paw under his arm, so between the two Snip managed
fairly well. He had to keep his eyes so closely on the fence that he did not see as much
of catty corners as he otherwise might have. But he saw enough to interest him tremendously.
A perfect network of fences divided this curious city into a great many little enclosures.
Snip would have called them backyards.
In each yard was a catnip bed, a pussy willow tree, and a lovely fountain of cream.
They passed many ponds well-stocked with fish, and Snip, shipp shippered uncomfortably as one of the tabby cats,
jumped down from the fence, snatched a gold fish from a pond, and began eating it as if it were a cracker,
salting it generously from a shaker he carried around his neck.
"'Hateful things,' thought the little button-boy,
looking anxiously ahead to see how Pujuka was faring.
"'I hope we don't have to stay here long.'
A sudden yowling and waving of tails told him something was happening.
Stretching his neck he saw that Mambi had reached the Queen's Garden.
"'Are you prepared to meet the Imperial and Pusant Pussy?' asked the guard,
looking severely over his shoulder.
"'Another cat!' groaned.
Snip.
Scratch him, hissed a big gray tom, but the tabby cat merely reached down and clutching
snip by the front of his jacket jumped down from the fence.
Her majesty lay luxuriously under a catnip tree.
Ten small kittens fanned her with large leaves, and there was a tabby cat guard in every
corner of the garden.
There was not room for all the other cats, so they ranged themselves expectantly on the
surrounding fences, while Mambi, Pajuka, and Snip were brought forward.
The queen, a sleek Maltese, opened her eyes languidly as they approached.
But at sight of Mambi she sprang up so impulsively she bumped her head on a catsup bottle.
"'Why, you, dear, beautiful, dreadful old thing,' purred the queen, clasping her paws delightedly.
"'Dear beautiful, dreadful old thing,
Perred all the other cats, waving their tails approvingly.
"'You shall stay and bewitch us forever,' murmured her highness, stroking Mombie's wrinkled cheek affectionately.
But who let this boy in? She screamed furiously, catching a glimpse of Snip.
Mean her, naughty little wretch, puller of tails and thrower of stones.
Her eyes flashed so threateningly.
Snip was really alarmed and began to look around for some way to escape.
He never pulled a cat-tail in his life, blustered Paducah indignantly, except in a swamp.
In a swamp? shrieked the queen.
What right has he to pull cat-tails in a swamp? Who are you?
A prime minister when I am myself, answered Paducah promptly.
But unfortunately, just now I am not myself.
"'A goose,' purred the cat-queen, licking her lips hungrily.
"'Ah, it's years since I've tasted a goose.
"'How old are you? How much do you weigh? Are you tender?'
At each dreadful question, Hermald T's majesty drew nearer to Pajuka.
Snip looked appealingly to Mambi, but the old witch had forgotten them both and was
seated blissfully under the catnip tree, her lap full of kittens.
"'As a man I was in my prime.
But I'm a very old goose,' panted Pajuka, edging nervously away from the greedy queen.
"'I don't believe it,' said her majesty, giving Pajuka a playful poke.
"'What fun! A guest, a prisoner, and a dinner!
The witch shall stay, the boy shall be public.
publicly chased and scratched, and the goose, ha-ha, the goose shall be eaten.
You may kiss my paw, purred her highness, advancing generously towards Snip.
Mambi, Mambi, do you hear that? screamed Pajuka wildly.
I'm to be served up for dinner.
Serve you right, yawn the witch drowsily.
I'll not let them eat you, shouted Snip, brushing aside the queen's paw,
and struggling to free himself from the cat guard.
"'Take them away,' commanded the queen with a wave of her tail.
"'And keep tabs on them until wanted.'
"'You'll be sorry for this,' honked Pajuka.
"'I'm very bad for cats.
"'If you eat me, I'll give you fits.'
"'Hush!' hissed her highness haughtily.
"'You are now the dinner, and the dinner is not supposed to converse.'
"'Come along, dinner.
said the guard gruffly, and, dragging Pajuka by the wing and snip by the arm, he marched
them sternly away, while all the inhabitants of caddy corners howled with derision and delight.
End of Chapter 6.
Chapter 7 of The Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley Thompson.
This Libri Vox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 7.
The Magic Pudding
Snip!
Pajuka mournfully,
"'When I am cooked and eaten, will you save a few of my feathers for Osma?
And if you find the king, will you tell him that old Pajuka was faithful to—to the last?'
In spite of himself, the poor goose's voice broke and ended in a great gulp.
"'When they get through with me, there'll be just enough feathers left to stuff a pillow,'
choked Pajuka.
"'Don't!' begged the little button boy, flinging him.
his arms around his friend's neck.
Besides, if I'm to be chased and scratched by all those cats, there won't be anything left
of me at all.
I'll nip off their tails.
I'll snatch out their whiskers, raged Paducaucah, thrusting his bill through the bars of
their prison.
The two had been thrown unceremoniously into a small summer house at the end of the Queen's
garden.
It was surrounded by cat guards, so their chances for escape were cut off
on every side.
Oh, maybe something will happen,
sighed Snip, pressing his nose against the slats.
It had been the late afternoon when they reached catty corners,
and in the gathering gloom the giant cats parading up and down
looked like some dreadful sort of goblins.
Turning back to Bajuka for comfort,
Snip was horrified to see that the goose had drawn up one foot and closed his eyes.
"'Don't fall asleep, Bajuga,' begged the little boy, shaking him frantically.
"'Don't fall asleep and leave me all alone.'
"'Can't help it, Snip.
"'Ha-ho. That's what comes of being a goose.
"'Om!'
"'Yon the poor prime minister.
"'He blinked rapidly, stamped both feet, and fluttered his feathers.
"'But it was no use.
"'His eyes simply would not stay open.'
"'Well, if I'm to be eaten,' gulped.
Pajuka, sadly, with a last monstrous yawn,
I might as well be asleep anyway.
Folding his head away dejectedly under his wing,
he stood perfectly still.
At this, Snip felt so downhearted
that he sat on the floor and took the goose in his lap.
Wonder what Mambi's doing,
he shuddered trying to catch a glimpse of the old witch
threw the chinks in the lattice.
To tell the truth, Mambi was in.
as tight a catty corner as snip.
Having indulged her fondness for cats to the fullest extent,
and, noting with alarm, the approach of night,
she had finally risen, and, bidding the catty queen in affectionate at farewell,
declared herself ready to depart.
"'And the goose and the boy must come with me,' croaked Mambi,
gritting secretly at the joke she had played on them.
"'With you?' cried the cat queen, springing up an alarm.
Why, you dear, ugly old darling, do you suppose I am ever going to let you go?
Never.
As for the boy, who cares for boys?
He shall entertain all of us tomorrow.
I'll call out my grand-dormy of malteseers, and they shall mull and tease him to death.
What fun!
And the goose?
I could hug you for bringing that goose.
But see here, panted Mombie in alarm.
I need that goose.
I'm taking him as a present to Osma the queen.
Well, I'm a queen, sniffed the cat crossly,
and I don't give a yowl for Osma.
Come on, let's pluck out his feathers.
And the way across the garden,
scampered her majesty.
Mambi picked up her basket and followed in great haste.
She knew that without Pachuca she would never recognize the king, nor regain her magic powers.
Therefore, though she had no great love for the goose, she must find some way to save him.
Wait, puffed the old witch, catching up with the queen.
Wait, I myself will prepare a feast to go with the goose.
I am a famous cook and know more about roasts and sauces than anyone in ours.
Mambi rolled her eyes boastfully.
"'Do you?' murmured the imperial pussy,
"'stopping short and looking admiringly at the old witch.
"'Did your highness ever taste rice-cream pudding?' inquired Mambi mysteriously.
"'No goose should be eaten without a dish of pudding beforehand.
"'Keeps off the mullie grubs.
"'Let me make you a delicious little rice-cream pudding.'
"'Rice cream pudding!
Why, that sounds delicious, purred the queen, waving her tail rapturously.
Make enough for us all, dear old ugliness, and I'll take a catnap while you do.
Where's the kitchen? demanded Mambi with a wicked grin.
Already she had thought of a way out of her difficulties.
Once in the catty kitchen, really only an enclosed corner of a garden with a stone fireplace and
iron crane, Mombie set quickly to work. Filling the largest cauldron with rich cream from the
fountain, she poured in all the boxes of rice she had in her basket and all the raisins.
Then setting it over the fire, which two tortoise-shell cats kept at blazing point,
she stirred and muttered and muttered and stirred, and just before it was done,
dropped in the contents of another of her purple cans.
Meanwhile, news of the coming treat had spread, and by the time the pudding was finished,
the fences were simply crowded with cats, their eyes showing like green balls of fire in the darkness.
There were only a few dim lanterns in catty corners, for cats can see quite as well by night as by day.
Each cat had brought a saucer, and forming in an orderly procession they lined up before the old witch,
while Mambi ladled out helping after helping of the pudding,
pausing every now and then to wipe her forehead on her sleeve and grin wickedly to herself.
None of the cats dared eat until the queen arrived,
and when her highness finally did appear,
a long sigh of anticipation went up from the fences.
Mambi had saved a particularly large helping for the queen,
and when her Maltese majesty lowered her chin over her saucer
and all the other cats started lapping up the pudding, Mambi could hardly restrain her chuckles.
The pudding really was delicious, and the queen leapt faster and faster, as did the rest,
so that in scarcely a moment the saucers were quite empty and the company quite the reverse.
With half-closed eyes, the queen lifted her head to thank Mambi,
but before she could pur a purr, she and that her,
whole collection of cats, simply catapulted into the air, and, while Momby held her sides
and rocked to and fro with malicious merriment, they rolled and tumbled toward the clouds,
like balloons released from their strings. No wonder! In that purple can was a baking powder
powerful enough to raise an army, baking powder that the old witch had been collecting and refining
for twenty years.
Ha! snorted Mambi, rubbing her hands with satisfaction.
Leaning over the fountain, she took a long drink of cream, for stirring the pudding had made her mighty thirsty.
Then, without thought of her luckless victims, she picked up her basket and hobbled off to the summer house.
Snip, after waiting in terror for the cats to come for Pajuka, had finally dropped into an uneasy slumber,
and when Mambi flashed a small lantern in his eyes, he almost jumped out of his jacket.
Come along, you little lazy bones, grumbled the witch, jerking him roughly by the sleeve.
Is that silly old goose asleep, too? I'll carry him, says Snip stiffly, and bending over, he picked Pajuka carefully up in his arms.
He was quite an armful, but never stirred nor wakened at all.
Snip longed to tell Mambi what he thought of her, but she looked so fierce he decided not to try it.
"'Where are the cats?' he shivered, tiptoeing nervously after the old witch.
Mambi waved her stick aloft, and you can imagine the astonishment of the little boy
to see a perfect cloud of cats sailing across the moon.
"'Gave a rice-pudding and they rizz,' weased the old witch gleefully.
Having no one else to boast to, Mambi condescended to explain her trick to Snip.
Snip on his part was glad to escape from the catty creatures, but he could not help feeling a bit sorry for them.
How long will they have to stay up there? he inquired curiously.
Tell it rains, grunted Mambi, swinging the lantern carelessly.
But come on, I can't stand here talking all night.
We'll never reach the Emerald City at this rate.
Anyway, thought Snip, stepping along carefully so as not to wake Bajuka.
Anyway, they can eat their supper in the Milky Way, and won't it be raining cats when they do come down, though?
When Moby stopped to straighten her hat, Snip took a long drink from one of the cream fountains.
Nobody knows when we'll get anything to eat, said the little button boy to himself.
Are we going to travel all night? he puffed, running to catch up with Mambi.
Mine your own buttons.
hissed the old witch, lapsing into her usual ill temper, and as she refused to say another word,
there was nothing to do but follow the uncertain flicker of her lantern.
After an hour of zigzagging along the fences, they reached the other side,
unbolted the great iron doors in the wall, and found themselves in another forest.
Snip thought surely Mambi would stop, but the old witch went muttering and mumbling along,
her eyes gleaming light hot cold in the darkness.
Every once in a while she would glance sideways at Snip
in a way that caused him great uneasiness.
To tell the truth,
Mambi had about decided to rid herself of the little button boy.
He knew too much and might run off and tell Osma her plans
before she could reach the Emerald City herself.
With Pajuka's help, Mambi meant to find the old king if she could,
and when he had restored her magic power,
hours, Mambi intended to be the real ruler of Oz. So hurrying along through the inky forest,
she began casting about in her mind for a way to destroy Snip.
"'I'll wait till I reach the center of the forest,' hissed Mambi, stamping along under the
silent trees, and then—' "'What did you say?' asked Snip anxiously.
"'Nothing,' grunted Mambi, smiling sourly to herself,
at least nothing that concerns you.
End of Chapter 7.
Chapter 8 of the Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley-Thompson.
This Libre-Vox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 8.
The Mysterious Message
Scraps, the Patchwork Girl,
danced crazily down the flower-boarded path
in Osma's lovely garden in the Emerald City,
shouting this verse.
Hank Hankers for a hanky to blow his funny nose.
Hank hankers for a hanky.
I hanker for a rose.
I do not, braid Hank.
Betsy Bobbins his little mule,
flapping his ears sulkily.
You don't know what you're singing about, scraps.
Go away and stop jeering me.
How could I use a hanky, you silly girl?
Hank, you're a crank, shouted.
scraps, and capered on down the path, stopping to chin herself on a tulip tree, and dropping in
a wobbly heap beside the little table where Osma, Betsy Bobbin, and Trot were having breakfast.
You shouldn't tease Hank like that, said Osma, looking reproachfully at scraps over her gold
breakfast cup.
I'll tease, I'll tease, whom I please.
I'll cross my eyes and cross my knees, trottled scraps, and she looks so comical
doing both of these crossings at once that the little girl simply burst into laughter,
while Hank, with a snort of disgust, galloped off at full speed.
Pure awful, sighed Betsy Bobbin, nearly choking on her biscuit, and Betsy was pretty nearly right,
for this ridiculous maiden who lived luxuriously in Osbis palace was made entirely of patchwork.
She had been cut from an old quilt, stuffed and sewn together.
by a wizard's wife who intended her for a servant.
But when the wizard mixed up her brains a lot of fun and cleverness had got in,
so that Scraps had refused to be a servant and had run off to the Emerald City.
She was so comical and entertaining that Osma had allowed her to remain at the capital,
and Scraps is now one of the most celebrated characters in the castle.
Betsy Bobbin was a little girl from the United States.
She and Hank had been shipwrecked on the shores of a strange land near Oz, and after some terrible
adventures with the old gnome king, had reached Oz itself, and been taken in by the kind-hearted
little queen. Trot also had come from America, and liked Oz so well she had never returned
home. These two, with Princess Dorothy, are the closest friends of the fairy ruler, for Osma herself
with only a little girl fairy, and these four together have the merriest times imaginable.
Living in a greenstone castle studded with emeralds is funny enough, dear knows.
But living in a greenstone castle with 49 courtiers, 39 footmen, 37 handmen,
26 serving maids, ten cooks, and a flock of pages is luxury indeed,
especially in a magical land where adventures are liable to happen every few minutes.
Why, it's the most fun yet.
Perhaps Dorothy is Osma's prime favorite, for Dorothy was the first little girl to discover
Oz, and has been so mixed up in its magical history, that Osma would scarcely know
how to rule her interesting subjects without her help.
It was of Dorothy that Osma was thinking, as she watched scraps, turning reckless handspring,
under the tulip trees.
I wonder when Dorothy will return, sighed the little queen, pushing back her chair,
and signaling for the 39th footman to remove the gold breakfast plates.
Dorothy had gone on a short visit to Perhaps City, and already the others were longing for
her return.
"'Let's ask the scarecrow,' proposed Betsy, waving to the jolly strawman who,
arm in arm with Sir Hocus of Pokes, was coming down the path.
Both these delightful fellows are great friends of Dorothy's.
In fact, she discovered them.
The scarecrow she had lifted down from a pole on her very first trip to Oz.
He had accompanied her to the Emerald City and had been given a splendid set of brains by the Wizard of Oz,
so that he is one of the wittiest and most able of Osma's courtiers.
He has a cozy corn-eer castle in the Winky country,
but prefers to spend most of his time in the capital with the girls.
Sir Hocus had been rescued from Pokes by Dorothy on another of her wonderful adventures,
and since the knight had taken up his residence in the palace,
Osma felt more secure than ever before, for Sir Hocus was a splendid swordsman
and feared neither man nor monster.
It is people like Scraps, Sir Hocus and the scarecrow,
who make life in the Emerald City so jolly and so,
so different.
Yoo!
Don't you think it's time
Dorothy was back?
Called Betsy, as the two came nearer.
High time,
high time, answered the scarecrow,
waving his old blue hat up at the clock
in the tallest tower of the castle.
And we'll have a high time when she does come,
he smiled gaily.
I've thought of a dozen new games,
and what's that?
cried the scarecrow,
interrupting himself suddenly
and blinking his painted eyes so fast.
that Betsy bounded out of her chair.
"'What's that?' echoed the little Queen of Oz,
springing up in alarm.
Something gold and brilliant had flashed through the air
and fallen upon the walk.
"'A feather!' puffed Sir Hocus.
"'Od's goblins and hobblins! A feather!'
He stooped creakily to pick it up.
But as he did, the golden quill righted itself
and began to move rapidly across the marble walk.
It's writing, gasped Trot, clutching the scarecrow by the arm,
and in dazed fascination they watched the feather tracing a sentence.
When it had set down five words, it made a little gold dot,
and fell lifelessly at Osma's feet.
Danger! Go to-morrow to-day,
stuttered the scarecrow, reading the golden message aloud.
"'Oh, no!' thundered Sir Hocus, letting his visor fall with a crash.
"'What means this message?'
"'Go to-morrow,' gulped the scarecrow, clapping on his hat and squirting down at the golden
legend on the walk.
"'Not to-morrow. Today,' corrected Betsy Bobbin breathlessly.
"'But if we go today, how can we go to-morrow?'
asked Osma, growing more bewildered every minute.
Danger, shuddered Trot, pointing a trembling finger at the first word.
What's all the excitement? demanded Scraps dancing up on one toe.
Then, seeing they were all staring down at the marble, she bent over and read the message
aloud herself.
Go tomorrow, today.
It can never be done, just to think of it gives me a pain in the bun.
screamed the patchwork girl, clapping her hand to her cotton forehead.
Hush, Scraps, begged Asma.
This is serious.
Someone is delirious, or they'd never write such nonsense,
declared Scraps defiantly.
What are you going to do about it?
Think, mumbled the scarecrow, dropping down on a gold garden bench.
Sin for the wizard, advised Betsy Bobbin,
jumping up and down in her excitement.
"'Wait, I'll get him.'
"'It's a goose-quill,' announced Sir Hocus, as Betsy ran off toward the palace.
He had picked up the golden feather and was examining it carefully.
"'A goose-quil?' gasped Osma.
"'Why, what can that mean?
"'Oh, dear, I do wish Dorothy were back.'
"'My goodness!' giggled scraps.
"'No wonder it's a silly message.
"'Do you know any geese?'
None but you, sniffed Trot, putting her arms about asthma.
Silence, wench, commanded Sir Hocus, pushing scraps aside and seating himself beside the scarecrow.
Methinks dark deeds are brewing here. Has thought of anything, friend?
Not yet, sighed the scarecrow, rubbing his forehead sadly with his wobbly finger.
Let me think some more.
All were silent until,
Betsy Bobbin came hurrying back, bringing with her the Wizard of Oz and TikTok.
As everyone in Oz knows, TikTok is another great celebrity, a machine man of burnished copper
who can talk, walk, and even think when properly wound. Betsy was winding up his think-key as
she ran along, for TikTok's brains, in spite of their wheels, worked quite as well as the
scarecrow's, and there certainly was a lot of thinking to be done.
You say it was a golden goose feather?
panted the little wizard of Oz, quickening his steps.
A goose feather, hmm!
Next instant he was bending over the strange inscription on the walk,
while Osma and Trot breathlessly explained just how and when it had all happened.
Tomorrow to-day, murmured the wizard, mopping his bald head with his green,
Henke."
Why, that's impossible.
There's some trick to it."
The wizard drew a small green book from his pocket.
It was the book of magic messages, and the little company waited anxiously while he flipped
over the pages.
But although every other kind of message was touched upon, there was nothing at all about goose
feathers.
With a sigh the wizard returned the book to his pocket, and, dropping upon his knees, began
to examine the letters through his smallifying.
glass. Tick-Tock, except for the chug and whir of his machinery, had been perfectly quiet.
Now, leaning over so far, he nearly tumbled on his copper nose, he began to read the message
aloud. Go to-morrow to-day. Go-to-morrow to-day, rapsed Tick-Tock and his harsh rasping
voice over and over and over, until Osma and Betsy clapped hands to their ears, and Trot begged him
to stop.
That's funny, ticked the copper man at last. It tells us when to go, but not where.
Too many times and no place. Go to more.
Wher-click. Tick-Tock's voice ran down in the sentence stopped in middle.
air.
Thank goodness, cried Betsy Bobbin, fervently.
Well, you'd better thank Tick-Tock, spurt of the scarecrow, leaping off the golden
bench.
Hurrah, I have it now.
One's a time and one's a place.
Is there a kingdom called Morrow anywhere in Oz, my dear?
Morrow, exclaimed Osma.
Why, that does sound familiar somehow.
Morrow.
Yes, I feel sure.
there is. Get a map, ordered the scarecrow in great excitement, and all but the wizard sat down
and smiled at the cleverness of the wise straw man. End of Chapter 8. Chapter 9 of The Lost
King of Oz by Ruth Plumley Thompson. This Libre Vox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 9. In the Castle of Morrow. The Wizard of Oz knew the geography of Ozma's
wonderful land by heart, and he remembered the kingdom of Morrow perfectly. He felt a bit jealous that the
scarecrow was about to solve the mystery without his help, and so he popped a small wishing pill
into his mouth and began speaking rapidly in magic. Now, magic is a language which I do not profess to
understand, but the results of the wizard's speech were instantaneous and astonishing, so swiftly that the
hair of the three little girls was nearly jerked from their heads. So swiftly that Sir Hocus
lost his sword at Osbour crown, they were all hurled through the air and dashed down in a very
short time on the steps of an ancient and gloomy castle. Its once splendid garden was choked
up with weeds. Vines had run up and over the entire structure, covering even the windows and chimneys
with a waving curtain of green. Owls hooded dismal.
from the towers, and the scurrying and scamper of frightened feet told that many little forest
animals had made themselves at home within.
Mercy! gasped Betsy Bobbin, examining anxiously a long scratch on her knee.
How do we get here?
Where are we? inquired Sir Hocus, blinking very fast from his seat upon a stone lion,
where he had landed a little too suddenly and emphatically for complete comfort.
We are in morrow, replied the wizard, rising from the last step of the castle, and dusting off his green trousers.
In morrow, by my express wish and Dr. Nicky Dick's wishing pills.
Well, you might have told us we were coming, said Trotta bit crossly, beginning to look around for her side comb.
Morrow, murmured Osma, walking dreamily up the castle steps.
"'Why, I've been here before, dozens and dozens of times.'
"'Got another pill, wizard?' asked Scraps grimly.
"'No, I don't believe I have,' coughed the little man nervously.
"'Why?'
"'I want to go home,' shuddered the patchwork girl,
"'looking fearfully at the dismal forest surrounding the castle,
"'and a flock of blackbirds circling ominously overhead.
"'I want to go home.'
"'You should think before you wish, old fellow.'
gulped the scarecrow weekly.
"'Betsey, my dear, will you give me a shake?
All of my straw has fallen into my left boot, and where's Tick-Tock, pray?'
"'I thought he'd better stay home,' replied the wizard, looking around uneasily.
Now that they were really in Morrow, he began to doubt the wisdom of his quick wish.
Why had he not thought to bring his magic bag or another wishing-pill in case of danger?'
A rare and imposing old edifice, observed Sir Hocus, dismounting stiffly from the stone line
and looking up curiously at the castle.
Well, now that we are here we might as well look around, puffed the scarecrow, more cheerful
since Betsy had shaken him up and smoothed out his stuffing.
Come along!
Osmo was already standing before the dull golden doors, the only portion of the castle
not overgrown with vines.
Stepping up behind her, Sir Hocus lifted the huge knocker and let it fall with a great clank against the tarnished metal.
What hole within?
Roared the good night lustily.
But only a hollow echo and the derisive hoot of an owl came shivering out to them.
What makes you think it's a hoe?
Chattered scraps nervously.
I wish you'd never wish to hear.
This castle's full of spooks, I fear.
Finish the patchwork girl, shaking her fines.
anger reproachfully at the wizard.
Fear nothing, boomed Sir Hocus, grandly.
I will protect you.
Putting his mailed shoulder to the doors, he pressed with all his might.
The bolt had evidently not been drawn, and when the three little girls and the wizard added
their strength to it, the doors flew open so suddenly.
They all tumbled through together.
Three jack-rabbits and a tiny fawn leaped through a broken window.
pain as the doors crashed open, and several bats, shaken from their holes on the beam ceiling
by the jar, began to circle round and round, screeching dismally.
The hall had once been furnished with great splendor and magnificence, but now everything
was covered with cobwebs, dust, and decay.
The dim green light filtering in through the vine-colored windows made everything seem more
ghastly still.
"'I want to go home,' whispered scraps plaintively.
"'Oh!' wailed Betsy Boppin, hiding her face in the scarecrow's coat.
"'I don't like this.'
"'Shoe!' coughed the scarecrow, stamping his foot at a flock of mice that came scurrying across the floor,
and whirling his hat about his head to keep off the bats.
"'Sue, I tell you!'
"'What do you suppose anyone wanted us to come here for?' groaned Trot,
clinging nervously to scraps.
Well, there must be some reason, answered Asma thoughtfully.
I seem to remember this castle.
Disregarding the grime and dust, the lovely little queen walked slowly across the hall
and sat down on a golden chest beside the long table.
Sir Hocus, finding nothing better to fight than mice and bats,
began briskly to clear the room of the pests,
while trot Betsy and the patchwork girl,
tiptoed here and there talking intense whispers or in the silence of the deserted castle their words echoed and re-echoed unpleasantly having assured themselves that there was nothing of interest in the great hall
Sir Hocus, the wizard, and the scarecrow, went bravely off to examine the rest of the castle.
"'I wish they'd come back,' whispered Trot, after they've been gone about five minutes.
"'Oh, what's that?'
"'The wind,' quavered Betsy doubtfully.
"'I don't believe it,' shuddered scraps, tripping over the fire-arms and sprawling up on the hearth.
"'It's a spook. I want to go home. Just look at me.'
Betsy and Trot giggled nervously, for scraps, covered with grime and soot from her fall, was enough to make anyone laugh.
Never mind, comforted Osma. I'll have you dry cleaned when we get back home, but now I'm trying to think, so please do be quiet.
Quiet. Scarcely was the word out of her mouth before there was such a shivering slam overhead that all three
girls jumped with terror, and Scraps, for greater security, leaped clear onto the table,
touching as she did so a hidden spring in the top. At this there was a blinding flash,
and while Asma, Betsy, and Trot clung desperately together, and Scraps gave another jump that
carried her clearer to the chandelier, the center of the table rose up before their eyes,
disclosing a long silver casket. Don't touch it.
it warned the patchwork girl swirling dizzily round and round a goblin a goblin will jump out and bite us there's a giant upstairs and he's coming to smite us
someone certainly was coming down the stairs scarcely daring to look they waited anxiously for the next happening what befell it was sir hocus of pokes and not a giant who struck his head through the doorway
"'Diskall, maidens?' asked the night, looking up at Scraps in vague disapproval.
Without stopping to explain what had frightened them, Osma pointed a trembling finger at the
silver casket, and before any of them could beg him not to, Sir Hocus strode forward and
opened the mysterious chest. Scraps hid her head in her arm. Then hearing no screams
or explosions, she finally screwed up enough courage to look down.
The wizard of Oz and the scarecrow had returned, and they were all staring in amazement at a green velvet robe which Sir Hocus had taken from the chest.
Royal robe of His Majesty, the King of Oz, boomed the knight, reading from a small tag on the ermine collar.
The King of Oz, choked Osma, clasping her hands in excitement.
Why, that's my father, and I remember now.
this is the hunting lodge where we used to hide from Mambi when I was a little girl.
But I thought Mambi destroyed your father when she turned you to a boy, puffed Betsy Mabin,
her eyes sticking out with astonishment and surprise.
So did I, muttered the little wizard.
He always felt uneasy and unhappy when the old witch was mentioned,
for he himself had given Osba into Mambi's keeping when he took possession of the kingdom.
The old witch had already spirited away the little girl's father, and Osba herself was too young to rule.
But the wizard, changed very much since those old days, realized now how wrong it had been,
and did not like to recall the part he had played in the affair at all.
Well, no wonder you remember the castle, put in Trot.
But wait, cried Sir Hocus, hoarsely.
There is more.
And turning over the tag, he read,
This robe has been preserved by the fairy Lorleen,
and if placed upon the king's shoulders with incantation number 986,
from the Green Book of Magic,
will restore him to his proper shape.
If the incantation is used without the robe,
a great disaster will befall.
Who's Lorraine? asked Trot.
Her eyes winking very fast.
Yes, indeed.
Why, Lorraine is my fairy godmother, and the queen of the fairy band we are all descended from,
explained Osma breathlessly.
Oh, girls, to think my father is really alive!
The delight the little ruler hugged Betsy and trots so hard that they had to squeal for mercy.
I should think you'd rather be queen yourself, sniffed scraps,
dropping sulkily from the chandelier and coming over to stare at the king's robe.
He'll want to boss you round and make you go to bed at eight, wear rubbers and all that other fatherish stuff.
Let's go home and not bother with him.
Who wants a king anyway? I like you.
Betsy looked shocked at the patchwork girl's heartless speech.
But Osma, paying no heed to scraps, began to confer excitedly with the wizard.
Who sent the quill? Where shall we look first?
What does it mean by the green book of magic, she asked?
One question in following another so fast, the wizard blinked with discomfort.
If you take my advice, observe the scarecrow, rubbing his nose wisely,
you'll return immediately to the Emerald City.
Once there we have but the look in the magic picture to discover the whereabouts of your royal parent.
Among the many treasures in Osma's Palace is the magic picture,
in which you may see anyone you wish by merely expressing the desire to see them.
It also shows the country an exact situation they are in, so you can see how sensible the scarecrow's suggestion really was.
But what made that terrible rocket upstairs? demanded Scraps, suddenly remembering her scare.
But hold that. Sir Hocus shoveled his feet in embarrassment.
I fell through a trap-door into a closet full of tins.
Explain the night sheepishly.
It's a good thing you did, laughed Betsy Bobbin.
for if you hadn't frightened scraps, we might never have found the silver chest at all.
Now that we found it, shivered Trot, let's go. It's cold in here.
And let's hurry, cried Osma, seizing the scarecrow affectionately by the arm.
Oh, I can scarcely wait to see my father.
Why didn't you bring along another wishing-pill wizard?
sighed Betsy. We're in morrow, sure enough, but where in you.
is morrow, and how do we get back to the Emerald City anyway?'
No one could answer Betsy's question, for it had been so long since Osba had been in the old
castle. She'd remember nothing of its location.
"'We'll have to walk, I suppose,' said the scarecrow, detaching a cobweb from his ear.
And the sooner we start, the sooner we'll arrive.
Right as usual,' approved the knight, taking the scarecrow by the arm.
forward for the king and for Oz so after another short look about the seven adventurers closed the castle doors and began to make their way cautiously through the deserted park
if i only knew who sent the feather murmured Osma holding up her lace skirts to keep them from catching on the bushes and thorns i'll bet it was your fairy godmother said Trot skipping along excitedly
"'Well, I wish the goose had come with the feather,' sighed Betsy bombing.
"'I'm hungry as the hungry tiger.
"'If you were stopped with cotton, you'd never have to eat.
"'I'm glad I'm made of patchwork and not of bone and meat,'
"'saying scraps, dancing ahead in her ridiculous fashion.
"'There's a house,' called Betsy, tugging the night suddenly by the arm
"'and pointing to a small red building.
"'Oh!' cried Osma, clasping her hands.
"'Perhaps someone lives there who can tell us about my
father. He may be near and he may be farther, giggle scraps, starting to run toward the
Little Red House. Come on, everybody. Led by the Patchwork Girl, the little company hurried toward the
little red house. No one was to be seen at the windows, and when Sir Hocus pounded on the door,
there was no answer. We are wasting time here, said the scarecrow at last. Let us be on our way,
and so the homeward march was resumed.
End of Chapter 9.
Chapter 10 of the Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley Thompson.
This Libre Vox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 10.
Dorothy and the Dummy
On the same bright morning that the golden goose feather had come flashing down into Osma's garden in the Emerald City,
Dorothy has said goodbye to her old.
old friends in perhaps city, and started gaily homeward.
Her visit on Maybe Mountain, where old Pier Haps holds court, and the forgetful poet makes
verses from morning until night, had been so interesting and jolly that Dorothy still felt
happy, and she went skipping down the steep mountain path, almost as fast as the little brook that
rushed along at her side. As she skipped along, she sang this merry ditty.
I saw one day the last of May a foolish and absurd,
O yellow fellow calling,
Hello, I'm a banana bird.
A banana bird, my ice grew blurred.
I took to my toes in heels,
then away he flew with the flap or two of his yellow banana peels.
I must try to remember that for scraps.
Dorothy giggled softly to herself.
Her head was full of the forgetful poet's ridiculous rhyme,
And she was so busy remembering them, and the many bits of news she had for Osma, that
she reached the bottom of the mountain in almost no time, and, without noticing where
she was going, turned into an inviting small lane.
There was a sign swinging from a yellow post at the head of the lane, but Dorothy never saw
it.
She knew she was in the familiar winky country, for the windmills flapping lazily in the morning
breeze were yellow.
The houses were yellow, and if that were not proof enough, the lane was full of daisies and
buttercups and edged with gold in peach and pear trees.
"'I don't believe,' sighed Dorothy, hurrying happily along under the lovely branches,
I don't believe there is any place so interesting as Oz.
How pretty this road is!'
Steoping down, she scooped up a bit of sand that made the bed of the lane sparkle like silver
in the sunlight. It was silver, to be perfectly truthful, and with a little smile, Dorothy slipped
some into her pocket. How surprised anyone in Kansas would be to find silver dust in the road,
thought the little girl, recalling her old home with a little chuckle of amusement. No,
nothing like this ever happens in America at all. And yet,
Dorothy paused to pick an unusually large buttercup, and twirl it absently under her chin.
And yet I sometimes wish I were in America again just to see—
Whee!
Off flew her hat, up flew her heels, and in a whirl of silver dust and peach blossoms,
off flew Dorothy herself.
Off, up, away, and down again, so swiftly she had not yet.
even time to swallow.
Thirty miles to Hollywood, said the sign near the huge rock, where she sat blinking with shock
and astonishment.
Hollywood, panted Dorothy.
Why, that's in California.
And California's in the United States.
But how did I get here?
There was no one to answer her question, and as she couldn't answer it herself, she jumped up,
smoothed out her dress and looked anxiously about.
A smooth white road ran evenly ahead.
One side sloped down into a deep ravine,
on the other side with a long, uninteresting stretch of meadow.
Through the trees at the bottom of the ravine,
Dorothy caught a glimpse of some houses.
Feeling terribly puzzled and not entirely pleased,
she left the road and started down through the trees.
Halfway down she paused to make sure she would,
was going toward the houses, when the furious clatter of hoofs on the road above made her glance
up in dismay. A great company of horsemen armed with pikes, staves, swords, and pitchforks were
galloping pell-mell along the highway. Giving a stream of fright, Dorothy saw them turn and plunged
down the ravine. With a smash and a crash they came riding upon her. Gasping in terror, Dorothy sprang
behind a big tree, and in a whirl of sticks, dust, and color, the horsemen pounded past.
They were dressed in green doublets and hose. They wore wide-feathered hats, and were not at all
the sort of folk Dorothy expected to find in America. With her hand pressed to her heart,
Dorothy peered around the tree. As she did so, the wild riders reined up short, and two of the
most villainous looking, snatched a green-cloaked figure from the saddle, and hurled him violently
over the cliff.
Then, swinging their horses round, they galloped off as suddenly as they had come, leaving
Dorothy, as she afterwards explained to Sir Hocus of Pokes, perfectly petrified.
Not until the last green doublet flashed out of sight did she dare stir.
Then, breathlessly, she tiptoed to the edge of the cliff and looked over.
Oh, they've killed him, gasped Dorothy in horrified tones.
Now many another small girl would have run off at once.
But Dorothy had been in too many strange adventures for that.
Instead, she ran just as fast as she could down the steep stony path to the bottom of the ravine.
There, on the stones, with his head in a shallow brook, lay the unfortunate rider.
Close beside him was a great jewel-studded crown.
A king, marveled Dorothy, who had met a great many monarchs in Oz.
But what is he doing here? And why?
Holding her breath, she leaned over and touched the quiet figure.
Then taking her courage in both hands, she seized him by the arms and dragged him out of the
brook.
He came so suddenly and unexpectedly that Dorothy fell over back.
backwards. More mystified than ever she picked herself up.
Mercy, started the little girl, turning him over gingerly.
He's not alive at all. He's stuffed. Why, he's only a dummy.
Half relieved and half disappointed, she gazed into the bland face of the fallen king.
It was a handsomely painted face, which even the brook mud could not entirely spoil.
and it was topped by a splendid silver wig.
But what on earth did it all mean?
If Dorothy had been in Oz, she might have found it more understandable,
or strange things are always happening in Oz.
But in America?
Dorothy could not puzzle it out.
Sitting down on a fallen tree, she stared at the dummy in perfect astonishment.
How had she come here herself?
How was she to get back to the Emerald City?
Who were the wild green riders?
And why had they flung the dummy over the cliff?
I wish, sighed Dorothy at last, looking pensively at the long green figure,
stretched so solemnly at her feet.
I wish you were alive, and then maybe—
Maybe what?
Weezed the dummy, raising his head about an inch and blaking at her curiously.
Say, who pulled me out of the brook?
Dorothy gave a little scream, and then, recovering herself in swallowing hard, answered breathlessly.
I did.
"'Well, I'm supposed to be dead,' puffed the dummy reproachfully.
"'Try to get that through your hair, can't you? I've just been thrown over the cliff by the revolutionists.
You shouldn't have rescued me, little girl. It will spoil the picture. Is there a cameraman anywhere about?'
"'Cammer?' gasped Dorothy faintly.
Oh, I don't know.
It had been a long time since Dorothy had been in America, and there had been very few moving pictures in those old days on the Kansas farm.
But Trott, who had come to Oz from San Francisco, had told Dorothy a lot about the screen stars and moving picture stunts.
As she recalled Trot's stories, Dorothy clapped her hands, smiling at the dummy, she said,
I know you're a moving picture dummy, aren't you?'
"'Right the first time,' said the dummy,
as he raised his head another inch and smiled approvingly at Dorothy.
"'I take all the risks,' he explained complacently.
"'I fall for the stars.'
Now this star was a foolish old king,
but the last star I fell for was a shooting star, a cowboy, you know.
I was thrown from a horse under a stampeding herd of steers, he mused dreamily, and had to be entirely
remade.
But you had better run along now, little girl.
I'm supposed to be dead.
It doesn't hurt, he observed graciously, as Dorothy continued to stare at him in amazement.
I've died a hundred times and know all about it.
Run along now like a good child.
Lowering his head, he settled down resignedly in the mud, and still,
stared stolidly up at the sky.
Well, of course, if you prefer to be dead, began Dorothy a bit stiffly, I'll go.
But why you should want to lie there in the mud when the sun is shining and everything's so
nice and interesting I don't see.
You're not dead at all.
You're as alive as I am.
The dummy sat bolt upright at Dorothy's words and started to pinch himself curiously.
Why so I am!
He puffed, rubbing his nose thoughtfully, with his stuffed and pudgy finger.
"'Sit down again, my dear, until I get used to the idea of it, will you?
It feels very odd and dangerous.'
He shook one leg, then the other, and rose unsteadily to his feet.
"'Hara!' cried Dorothy.
"'Why, I believe you can walk.
Here, lean on this.'
She thrust a stick into the dummy's hand, and after a few uncertain wobblings,
He began to pace briskly up and down, his green velvet cloak slapping merrily in his heels.
Dorothy was so interested in his progress that she almost forgot how ridiculous it was for a dummy to be alive.
But as he lowered himself carefully to the log beside her, she began to wonder again how it had all happened.
Were you ever alive before? asked Dorothy curiously.
The dummy shook his head.
"'If talking and walking around like this as being alive, then I never have,' said the dummy
positively.
"'What shall I do now?'
"'Why, anything you like,' laughed Dorothy, beginning to enjoy herself.
"'But a dummy can only do as he's told,' sighed the stuffed king, doubtfully.
"'And who were you, my dear?
Have you run off to go into the movies?'
He looked at Dorothy critically, from all sides.
"'Not bad at all,' he murmured approvingly.
"'They'll be glad to get you, I'm sure.
Just stay here with me, and presently they will come in a truck and collect us.
Yes, that's the ticket. We'll wait until we are collected.'
"'Well, I'm not a ticket,' giggled Dorothy, and I don't want to be collected or go into the movies either.
I'm going straight back to Oz as soon as I can.'
"'Oz?' queried the dummy, pressing his finger to his forehead.
Is that a place or a tonic?"
"'It's a place,' sputtered Dorothy.
"'Oh dear, wouldn't Osma be surprised to see you?
You know, you're awfully like scraps and the scarecrow.'
"'They sound rather awful,' smiled the dummy,
folding his cloak around him dubiously.
"'Are they dummies, too?'
"'No, but they're stuffed,' explained Dorothy,
leaning over to poke him experimentally in the chest.
"'You talk very queerly.
I do wonder what you are stuffed with.
Here, I think, yawned the dummy indifferently.
And leaning over, he picked up his crown and set it jauntily upon the side of his head.
I wouldn't go back to that Oz placed if I were you, he advised earnestly.
Stay here, and you can see a moving picture every day.
Exciting and adventurous stuff, too.
But what's the fun of looking at other folks having adventures, sniffed Dorothy?
In Oz, we have adventures us.
selves. And in Oz, I'm a princess and live in a castle."
The dummy turned his head and looked at her respectfully.
"'A princess!' he murmured in a faint voice.
"'Oh!'
"'Have you any name?' asked Dorothy, rather ashamed of her boast about being a princess.
"'Well, there's a number on the back of my neck, but I don't think I have any name,'
answered the stuffed man uneasily.
"'I'm just a dummy, you know.'
"'But I wouldn't like to call you a dummy,' said Dorothy gently.
"'Well, that's what I am,' insisted the stuffed king cheerfully.
"'A regular dummy.'
"'Tiptoeing round back of him, Dorothy pulled out a little tag on the back of his collar.
"'Two-O-2-B-10B-47,' read the little girl.
"'My, what a long number!'
"'Yes, isn't it?' replied the dummy proudly.
couldn't you call me by that?
I could never remember it, objected Dorothy.
Let me see.
I might call you Clifford because you fell off a cliff, or cow, because I found you in California.
Do you know you are dreadfully humpy in spots?
Humpty.
Why, I believe I'll call you humpy, cried Dorothy, clapping her hands softly.
Oh, ouch, what's that?
In sudden terror, Dorothy clutched at her left shoe.
"'I don't care what you call me, but I call you very odd,' said the dummy in alarm.
"'You've grown at least a foot while I've been looking at you.
People in this country are supposed to stay the same size,' he muttered, edging away uneasily.
But Dorothy scarcely heard him.
There was a frightful pain in her heart, and both shoes pinched so terribly that she screamed
aloud. At the same instant, all the buttons flew off the back of her dress.
"'Are you going to burst?' asked the dummy anxiously.
"'Oh, oh, I'm afraid so,' gasped the little girl, clutching herself about the waist.
At each word she shot up another inch, for Dorothy, who had lived in the fairyland of Oz
for many years, was suddenly growing up. In Oz, no one ever grows up, but in America,
Dorothy would be quite a young lady by this time and, removed from the magical influences
of that magical land.
She was growing all at once, and finding it, as most of the rest of us do, an exceedingly
uncomfortable business.
Her screams, as she grew taller and taller, were so piteous, that Humpy fell off the log.
Help, help, help! wailed the dummy, beating his flimsy arms up and down among the leaves.
"'Oh, oh!' panted Dorothy desperately.
"'I can't stand this another minute.
"'I wish I were back. I wish I were back.'
"'Next moment.
There was not a sound in the ravine, nor a person, nor even a dummy.
Only a startled squirrel ran up and down the log, chattering with fright and annoyance.
Certainly he had seen two people on that log.
Well, where were they now?
He frisked his tail, he wriggled his nose and scratched his head anxiously.
Then with a little bounce he gave it up and went off to crack some nuts for supper.
End of Chapter 10
Chapter 11 of The Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley Thompson.
This Libre Vox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 11 A Real Oz Adventure
The last thing I remember, muttered the dummy thickly, was a little girl shooting up like a fountain?
Now, what happened after that? Dorothy raised her head and looked cautiously in the direction from which the voice was coming.
The dummy lay face down in a great heap of leaves, and, without making any attempt to rise, went stiffly on with the conversation.
I don't mind falling for stars, but being flung about like a bean bag for a person who is one size this minute and another size the next is all wrong.
I wonder where she is now.
"'Here I am,' called Dorothy, breathlessly, rolling out of a pile of leaves on the other side of him.
How do you suppose we got here?'
"'Little again,' groaned the dummy, just lifting his head,
long enough to look at her, and then letting it drop back among the leaves.
Little again.
Oh, am I?
Dorothy jumped up in great excitement and began measuring herself as best she could.
Her stockings were stretched and torn.
Her dress was ripped in several seams and minus all its buttons.
But outside of this, she was her old or rather her young, sweet self again.
Why, we must be back in Oz, sighed Dorothy.
looking with deep relief at a stretch of purple hills in the background.
This is the Gilligan country.
Are you still the same size, or are you going to shoot up into a young lady again?
Don't shoot, beg the dummy quickly.
It makes me nervous.
Well, I don't know, said Dorothy, doubtfully.
To tell the truth, the little girl had not had time to think at all.
Nor did she quite realize that.
she was one age in Oz and another age in America.
I'll have to ask the wizard about it when we get back to the Emerald City.
She sighed, with a very puzzled expression.
It's all very funny, don't you think so, Humpy?
Can't get it through my hair at all, puffed the dummy.
Sitting up stiffly, he reached for his crown.
Where are we now, and when does the next reel begin?
Instead of answering Dorothy plumped down among the leaves,
with her elbows on her knees, stared thoughtfully at the dummy.
"'I wish I knew how you came to be alive, or how we got back to Oz,' mused Dorothy slowly.
There was a flash and flutter in the air, and down at her feet dropped a crisp white card.
Humpy promptly toppled over backward, and Dorothy herself gave a little gasp of surprise.
"'By wishing,' said the card in pink letters, just as if it had heard her questions.
Below there was some smaller printing, and picking up the card Dorothy quickly read on,
"'Wishway is at the foot of maybe mountain. This morning you were on Wishway. You put some of the
silver wishing sand in your pocket. You wished yourself in America.'
"'Mercy!' cried.
Dorothy, dropping the card in her astonishment.
Why, so I did.
And I wished you were alive, and I wished we were back, and now I'm going to wish us both
straight to the Emerald City.
I was on wishway once before, and know all about wishing.
"'Wait, wait a minute,' panted the dummy, clutching his crown.
"'I'm used to being flung about to dying and all that sort of thing.
But this wishing business makes me breathless.
Wait!"
Dorothy had already made her wish, and closing her eyes, sat perfectly still.
After a moment she opened them, but nothing at all had happened.
She and Humpy were still sitting on the pile of leaves, and the white cart had vanished.
Blinking rapidly, Dorothy felt in her pocket.
"'No wonder it didn't work,' muttered Dorothy.
"'The wishing-sands all gone.
I must have used the last grain when I wished we were.
back. Oh dear, we'll have to walk."
"'Where?' holding his crown with both hands.
The dummy sat up and looked anxiously at the little girl.
"'To the Emerald City where I live in a splendid palace with Osma the Queen,' explained
Dorothy patiently.
"'Well, I wouldn't mind living in a palace at all.
I am dressed for the part, let's go on,' said the dummy cheerfully.
After a few bends backward and a few bends forward, he rose and started unsteadily down the road.
"'You can be the star in this picture,' he added generously,
"'and I'll be your double and fall for you any time you say.'
"'All right,' agreed Dorothy, taking him cozily by the arm.
Having had great experience with stuffed persons and having brought Humpy to life,
She felt more or less responsible for him.
As they walked along together, she told him a little about herself,
and as much about the wonderful land of Oz as she thought a man with hair brains could understand.
So many marvelous things had happened to Humpy in the movies that he evinced no surprise at Dorothy's stories.
As the dummy and Dorothy hurried on, a great screaming and scolding made them stop short.
A scrakey-looking woods cut off the road ahead, and, advancing backward upon them, there came two crooked and curious woodsmen bearing a flag.
As the flag fluttered and rippled in the wind, Dorothy tried to make out the strange words embroidered in white upon its purple background.
"'Echt kebab-sadao,' said the flag mysteriously.
"'Aug-Yawa!
Ogh Yawa shouted the woodsman rudely.
Teg to-oo!
Teg-to-oo!
Teg-to-oo!
Is this Oz talk?
Gasped Humpy, falling back in dismay, or Arabic.
I was in an Arabian picture once, and it sounded something like this.
To who tag yourself?
He shouted defiantly, as the woodsman drew nearer.
And none of your back-talk either.
Back talk, cried Dorothy, clutching him suddenly by the sleeve.
Oh, that's just what they are talking, Humpty.
They're talking back talk.
Wait a minute.
Closing her eyes, Dorothy began writing imaginary letters in the air,
and as the two woodsmen reached them, she burst out triumphantly.
It says, the backwoods on that flag.
Oh, dear, I wished we were.
we're back and now we are.
You think awfully fast, Blake the dummy, admiringly.
The mere look of that language makes me dizzy.
So they're talking backtalk, are they?
Well, what do they say?
Are they going to hit us?
They're telling us to go away, muttered Dorothy, putting her fingers in her ears.
For the two leaders had been joined by a hundred more, and all were
screaming at the top, or rather, I should say, the bottom of their voices.
They kept their backs to the travelers and shouted the dreadful back-talk over their
shoulders. They all carried gleaming axes, and when Dorothy made an attempt to advance,
they brandish them threateningly.
If I could only talk back, wailed a little girl, I'd tell them I am a princess.
Then maybe they'd let me through.
Couldn't you write it?
suggested Humpy, looking at the angry horde with growing alarm.
"'Why, how did you think of that?' Dorothy stared at him in honest amazement.
Then, feeling in her pocket, she brought out a stub of pencil and a crumpled piece of paper.
The woods have been watched her curiously, over their shoulders, as she slowly wrote her message.
"'I, ma, sasasasak, nirp. Why, throd?'
Dear fo-am-zo, fo-zo.
Yom-U-sop?
Gwarthroy Stau, printed Dorothy, after a great many pauses and erasures.
Rather timidly she handed it to one of the flag-bearers, and after a great scowling and head-shaking,
the woodsman raised their axes and shouted in chorus,
Say, say!
That means yes.
breathed Dorothy, taking Humpty's arm.
Come on, let's hurry, before they change their minds.
The woodsman parted solemnly to make a path,
but when they reached the backwoods itself,
Dorothy took one step and was immediately flung upon her nose.
Oh, I see you do your own falling, mumbled the dummy.
Why didn't you wait for me?
Humpty was several paces behind Dorothy,
and as he spoke, he also attempted to enter the woods,
but the same hidden force pushed him over backwards.
Immediately the inhabitants of Back began to roar with delight,
and if you have never heard anyone roaring backwards,
you have no idea how hard it sounds.
It was something between a cough and a choke.
Even the dummy knew that he was being insulted
and waved his arms about indignantly.
There's some trick to it, panted Dorothy, sitting up quickly.
Watch. Several of the woodsmen began to move slowly toward her, and observing them closely,
the little girl saw that they were turned backward, but really walking forward.
"'We have to go backward, forward,' cried Dorothy.
"'Hurry up before they catch us.'
"'This is worse than dying,' groaned Humpy.
"'How do you go backwards and forwards at the same time?'
"'Watch me,' said Dorothy, springing up determinedly.
Turning her back to the woods, she started to run away from it, and Humpty, goaded into action
by the threatening appearance of the terrible woodsman, did the same.
For every step they ran backward, forward, they went forward, backward two steps, bumping into
trees, which had their roots waving muddally in the air in their leaves underground, and crashing
into bushes of the same curious character.
Without stopping to examine the back scenery at all, they ran for their lives, reaching the edge of the woods just as the woodsmen caught up with them.
The wicked fellows had really no intention of letting them go, and howled most awfully as Humpty and Dorothy made their escape.
Several of the leaders started in pursuit, but each time they set foot out of their forest, they were flung down by the invisible backwind and finally gave it up.
Seeing that they were safe at last, Dorothy sank down under a tomato tree and fanned herself vigorously with her hat.
"'Do we do this often?' puffed the dummy, giving himself a shake.
"'I see this is going to be a funny picture.'
"'It's not a picture at all,' answered the little girl a bit crossly.
"'It's real. I told you we have lots of adventures in Oz.
Well, this is a real adventure.'
"'Really!'
smiled the dummy straightening his crown well if we're not in a picture we ought to be i'll bet we looked ridiculous running forward backward i say if it isn't a funny reel it's real funny and i hope you'll admit that miss dorothy
are you sure there's nothing in your head but hair asked the little girl suspiciously humphy took off his crown and smoothed his silver wig solemnly i don't think so he said why do you ask
"'Well,' Dorothy gave a little chuckle in spite of herself,
"'you just made a joke, and you thought about writing back.
"'You sound kind of smart to me.'
"'You're wrong,' sighed Humpty gravely, replacing his crown.
"'I'm only a hair-brained dummy, but I like being alive, and I like having you for my
star, and after this,' Humpty shook his fist angrily at the still muttering woodman.
after this I'll take all the knocks and heart falls for you.
Then maybe, if you tried hard, you might grow to like me a little.
Why, I like you already, you dear generous old thing.
Jumping up, Dorothy gave Humpy an impulsive hug.
Then picking a large tomato, she ate it hungrily.
It seemed a long time since she had breakfast with the forgetful poet in perhaps city.
We'd better start on now, said the little girl, finishing on.
the tomato with a long sigh of satisfaction.
We're in the Gillican country, and if we walk fast we may reach the Emerald City before night comes."
All right, Miss Starr!
Picking up a crooked branch to balance himself, Humpty stepped out cheerfully, and, talking
of one thing and another, they journeyed for more than an hour through the pleasant fields
and lanes, causing no small wonder to the Gillican farmers whom they passed on the way.
For Dorothy, in her torn stockings and frock, and the dummy in his regal robes and crown, made
a strange pair, even for Oz.
Without explaining themselves at all, the two hurried on, never stopping until they came to a broad
purple river.
Humpy looked inquiringly at Dorothy, and Dorothy with a puzzled little sigh sat down upon
the riverbank.
"'I'm sure we ought to cross this river,' said Dorothy thoughtfully.
But how?"
Humpy put one finger in the water.
"'Do you want me to fall in it for you?' asked the dummy obligingly.
"'Well, I don't see what good that would do,' frowned Dorothy.
"'Let me see.'
Dorothy looked reflectively at her toes, so of course she saw nothing but her boots.
But Humpy looked off across the river, and so it was Humpy who saw them first.
"'Oh, look!' started the dummy.
grasping Dorothy by the sleeve.
Here comes another adventure, Miss Starr.
Jumping up in alarm, Dorothy saw a curious company
scooting about upon the surface of the water.
At the very same moment they saw Dorothy,
and came skating and sliding across the river
like a swarm of giant waterbugs.
Now, don't tell me this is real,
grunted the dummy, sitting down with a thud.
I wouldn't believe them, even in a picture.
But they're not in a picture, wailed Dorothy.
They're here, whether you believe them or not.
Why, they have sails.
Oh, Humpty, get up quick.
Aren't you going to help me?
With a mighty effort, Humpty pulled himself together and arose.
Tag two-o, tag to-o, shrilled the dummy, lapsing in his fright and excitement,
into the terrible language of back.
Ogiyawa, Ogiyawa, Kabab Sadal.
And snatching off his crown, he hurled it violently at the heads of the approaching rivermen.
End of Chapter 11.
Chapter 12 of The Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley Thompson.
This Libri-Vox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 12.
The playful scooters.
The first of the rivermen caught the dummy's crown neatly and talked.
lost it back.
Is it a game?
He called hoarsely.
Dorothy had no time to dodge,
so she quickly caught the crown,
which came with such force
that she sat down with a jolt.
The dummy danced up and down
and waved his arms threateningly.
Come on, flubbub, it's a game,
called the first river man
to the man just behind him.
Two scoots playing a game.
Here.
He croaked in his deep frog-like
voice.
Throw it to me!
He raised his sails coaxingly at Dorothy, and, partly because she was afraid to have him come
nearer, and partly because she didn't know what else to do, the little girl pitched
back the crown with all her might.
The one called Flub-Bub caught it immediately.
The next throw was to Humpy, and backward and forward between the puzzled travelers on the
bank and curious creatures on the water, flew the dummy's crown, and breathlessly between
catches, Dorothy examined these strange playfellows.
They were tall and angular, and so sunburned, that they almost appeared to be Indians.
They were clad in shiny, waterproof hats and slickers.
On their long, thin feet shaped somewhat like skis and somewhat like narrow boats,
they slid over the water as surely and carelessly as we skate about on ice.
Extending from the ankle to the fingertips, and as much a part of the way,
as wings are part of a bird, were bright yellow sails.
When their arms were down at their sides, the sails were folded in and almost unnoticeable.
But with arms outstretched, the rivermen had two widespread sails to help them scoot over the water.
By lowering the right arm or the left, they could turn, tack, and get about faster than any sailing boat you have ever seen.
Their faces, under the broad southwesters, were childlike,
and pleasant end, finding them more interesting than dangerous. Dorothy motioned for Humpty to hold the
crown, which had landed for about the tenth time with a resounding throck against his chest.
"'But I was just getting good,' objected the dummy, placing the crown regretfully on his head.
What now?' Humpty had become so engrossed in catching the crown that he had quite forgotten
his fright. And as the leader came in close to the shore, he looked to the shore. He looked
at him with frank curiosity.
Well, Scoots, bubbled the one called Flubbub, rocking gently backward and forward on the water.
Who won?
I think it was a tie, answered Dorothy politely.
But why do you call us Scoots?
Because your sails haven't grown, curgled the Riverman, taking a white bubble pipe from his mouth and smiling broadly at the little girl.
But don't mind, my dear.
"'We must all be scoots before we're scooters.
"'Just stick in the mud a little longer,
"'and your sails will grow as large as mine.'
"'Dorothy's not a scoot.
"'She's a star,' protested Humpy,
"'and I'm her double, and do all the hard-falling.
"'Don't you know a star when you see one?'
"'The scooter turned his pale blue eyes curiously on Humpy.
"'You'll look about as much like her
"'as a pumpkin looks like a peach,' he observed,
"'Why do you call yourself her double?
"'And if she's a store, what's she doing out?
"'It's only ten o'clock.'
"'At this, all the other scooters
"'remove their pipes and nodded gravely.
"'Is she an out-and-out-store or a down-and-out-store?'
inquired Flubbub, blowing a whole flock of soap bubbles from his pipe
and watching them float lazily up the river.
"'I'm a princess,' put in Dorothy,
seeing that everything was becoming hopelessly confused,
and we're on our way to the Emerald City.
A princess!
exclaimed the scooter in amazement.
He took off his sowester and scratched his head in a puzzled way.
Dorothy was so astonished to find that his hair was moss
that she said nothing at all for a whole minute.
If you're a princess, why are you so shabby?
choked a scooter named moldy.
"'Don't mind him. He has a bad cold,'
"'apologized Flub, putting his hat on again.
"'He would go of picking daisies on the sure yesterday
"'and got his feet dry. Now look at him.'
"'The scooter coughed miserably.
"'That's right.'
"'He weased, dabbing his eyes with his right sail.
"'Never get your feet dry, little scoot. It's terrible.'
"'At this, Dorothy giggled in spite of herself.
Then seeing the poor fellow was offended, she asked quickly,
Is there any way we could cross this river, Mr. Moldy?
There's a bridge a bit further on, sniffed the scooter, waving his sail sulkily.
Following the direction, Dorothy saw what it first looked like a silver bridge,
but on closer inspection it proved to be a great torrent of water spouting across the river,
like the stream from a giant hose.
But it's water.
gasped the little girl in dismay.
"'Of course it's water.
What should a bridge be but water?' demanded the leader of the scooters impatiently.
"'Just stand on one side and it will shoot you across.'
"'How dreadfully wet!' sighed the dummy dolefully.
"'But I'll cross if you will, Dorothy.'
"'That's right,' said Flubbubb approvingly.
"'And here's the way to do it.'
Followed by the others, the scooter sailed up the river and leaped lightly on the gleaming arch of water.
Dorothy, watching them shoot across with sails outspread, thought she had never seen a more interesting sight.
Just before they reached the opposite bank, they jumped into the water, and in less than a minute they were all back.
See? smiled the leader cheerfully.
It's as easy as sailing, Miss Star or Princess, or whatever else you call yourself.
"'Just a little girl, thank you,' smiled Dorothy,
looking very doubtfully at the water bridge.
"'Is he a little girl, too?' asked Riverman,
"'Iying Humpy attentively.
At this the poor dummy looked so indignant
that Dorothy quickly told about her fall into America,
her meeting with Humpy,
and the strange manner in which he had been wished to life.
But as the scooters had never heard of America,
nor of a moving-picture dummy,
her story was not at all clear to them.
And when she went on to explain that crossing the river on the water bridge
and getting her feet wet would give her a cold,
they were more astonished than ever.
Couldn't you carry her across? asked Humpy,
as they stood arguing excitedly together.
I don't mind the water myself and am quite used to floating and falling,
but Dorothy—
"'Ever try a waterfall?'
interrupted Moldy inquisitively.
"'Let's take her across, boys,' called Flub-Bub before Humpy had a chance to answer.
"'Come along, Princess, little girl, and Mr. Dummy!'
With horse shouts the scooters stretched their long arms.
A dozen seized upon Humpy, and holding him awkwardly between them, started scooting across the river.
Dorothy standing precariously on Flubb's right foot and balanced by Moldy's left
arm, fairly raced over the waters between the two rivermen. Their sails flapped merrily in the
wind, and the spray from their long ski-like feet spread out like white wings behind.
Won't Osma and Betsy be surprised when I tell them about this, thought Dorothy as they
neared the opposite bank?
Little did Dorothy guess of the strange happenings Osma and the others would soon have to relate
to her.
Better stay with us and learn to scoot, advised Flub Blub, seeing the smile on Dorothy's face.
Ah, what is more brave than a life on the wave, no care and no trouble, life goes like a bubble.
The scooter waved his arm jovily as he recited the couplet.
But what do you eat? inquired Dorothy.
She had been puzzling over this for some time.
Watercress, watermelons, and fish, answered Flub Blub, without slackening his speed.
Raw fish? asked Dorothy, with a little gasp.
Well, rather, giggled another scooter just behind them.
Raw fish makes the sails grow.
Stay in the water, little girl, and you'll soon have a fine pair of sails.
That's right, added Flubbub approvingly.
removing his bubble pipe he continued earnestly.
Fish will make your feet grow too.
Eat fish, my dear, and grow a beautiful pair like mine.
Dorothy looked down at the scooter's long feet and shuddered.
That settles it, she whispered with a little shiver.
I'll never eat fish.
They have now reached the opposite side of the river.
Thanking the scooters for their kindness and bidding them an affectionate farewell,
the little girl scampered quickly up the bank.
Humpty had already been tossed ashore.
Goodbye, shouted the scooters, cheerfully waving their sails.
They were in midstream by this time.
Goodbye, called Dorothy, and Humpty, picking himself up clumsily, waved his crown.
Ah, still the same size, I see, smiled Humpy, looking amiably at Dorothy.
"'Any more adventure is coming?'
"'Well, I liked that one,' chuckled Dorothy,
pulling up her stockings and straightening her hat.
"'Didn't you?'
"'Humpy nodded, his eyes wandering over the fields and hills,
spreading out invitingly before them.
"'Is this the way to your palace?' he demanded,
throwing his cloak back over one shoulder and waving his stick ahead.
"'It's not my palace,' explained Dorothy,
taking his arm. It's Osmas. She is the Queen of Oz, you know. But I have the dearest little apartment
there, with a hundred fairy tale books, a hundred games, a hundred dresses, a dog named Toto, and a little
white kitten. "'Well, I hope your dog won't chew me,' said Humpy uneasily.
I was in a picture with a dog once. He was supposed to knock me down. Well, he did, and before they
could pull him away, he had chewed off my ear and eaten my wig. I hate dogs.
But Toto's only a little dog. You'll just love Toto. Dorothy assured him quickly.
Humpty still looked doubtful, and seeing that dogs made him unhappy, Dorothy began telling him all
about the scarecrow and scraps. Chatting pleasantly they walked along for more than an hour,
when Humpty, ever on the lookout for adventures, gave him a little bit of the same.
gave Dorothy's arm a quick jerk.
Moving slowly behind a thin fringe of trees to the right was a great gray shadow.
As they stopped, the shadow stopped to and out through the trees,
something that looked like a long gray snake came curiously curling.
Run!
Puff the valiant dummy.
Run, Dorothy, this is my part of the show for he can't bite me.
Raising his stick, Pumpy brought it.
down sharply on the thick gray body.
There was an enraged snort and snuffle in the bushes.
Then before Dorothy could run or hump he could use his stick again,
a perfectly enormous elephant came charging out between the trees.
His sides were heaving with rage,
and his tusks were trembling with temper.
"'Who hit me?' screamed the elephant,
lashing about furiously with this trunk.
I'll mash him, I'll crash him, aha.
His little eyes snapped wickedly as they fell upon Humpy Stick.
The next instant the great beast had seized the dummy in his trunk
and flung him fifty feet into the air.
Then, pausing to straighten his pearl headpiece,
he glared indignantly at Dorothy.
There was only one elephant in Oz,
who was elegant enough to own a headband of pearls,
and with a little shriek of surprise and recognition,
Dorothy ran forward just in time to save Humpy from another toss in the air.
Why, Cabompo, cried the little girl in delight.
Wait, wait a minute.
The elegant elephant, after a quick look at the little girl,
snatched a huge silk hanky from a pocket in his robe and blew his trunk violently.
Well, I'll be bold if it isn't Dorothy, weased Kabumper.
"'half choked between embarrassment and surprise.
"'What brings you here?'
"'Just as he spoke.
"'He caught another glimpse of Humpy,
"'who had risen and was advancing unsteadily.
"'Excuse me until I mash that idiot,' he roared.
"'Oh, please don't mash him,' begged Dorothy in alarm.
"'You see, he's only a dummy and he didn't mean to hit you.
"'Besides, he's a friend of mine.'
"'Gabompo swayed uncertainly for a moment,
and then stuffed his handkerchief back into his pocket.
Well, nobody but a dummy would hit an elephant on the trunk.
Why have such dumb friends?
He asked sulkily.
As quickly as she could, Dorothy explained her strange meeting with the dummy,
his coming to life and her curious adventure sense.
It was such an amazing story that Tabumpo now regarded Humpy with more interest than anger.
Dorothy, seeing that the dummy still thought her endanger,
danger, hastily took away his stick, and introduced him to the elegant elephant.
Campompo, you know, belongs to the royal family of Pumperdink, a cozy, old-fashioned country in the
Gellican country, and he is one of the chief ornaments of its court, and a prime favorite of
Pompadour, the young prince. He has a suite of rooms in the palace, and more jewels and
embroidered robes than any other elephant in all of Oz.
Once upon a time, Kabumpo had helped Pump up save Pegg Amy, an enchanted princess, from a dreadful old wizard named Gleg.
This little princess had afterwards married the prince of Pompernick, and it was on this adventure that Dorothy had first met the elegant elephant.
"'But why did he throw me away?' asked Humpty suspiciously, when Dorothy had told him all that I have just told you.
"'I'll throw you away every time you hit me, so you'd better get that through your head at once,'
trumpeted Cabompo indignantly.
"'Well, just so you don't throw Dorothy, it will be all right,' sighed the dummy, resignedly.
"'I'm quite used to being flung about, but I've never been in a picture with an elephant before.'
"'This isn't a picture. It's Oz,' snapped Cabompo, loftily.
"'Don't you know anything at all?'
"'Ah, don't quarrel,' begged Dorothy anxiously.
"'Tell me about Pampa and Pegg Amy, Kabumpo.
"'And how's everything in Pumperdink?'
"'Well,' mused the elegant elephant,
"'taking out his handkerchief again and mopping his forehead thoughtfully,
"'things are kind of slow.
"'Since Pampa married Peg, there's been no excitement at all.
"'Fact is,' admitted Cabompo confidentially,
"'I was just on my way to the
Emerald City to see whether I could stir up a little fun.
Why so are we, cried Dorothy in the light.
Let's all go together.
Oh, Cabompo, won't that be fun?
The elegant elephant looked dubiously at the dummy.
Well, so long as you're going in the same direction,
you might as well ride on my back, he remarked carelessly.
Then, winding his trunk about Dorothy,
Cabompo, under his pompous manner, was really a kind-hearted old fellow.
He set the little girl aloft, and, snatching up the dummy, he tossed him recklessly over his shoulder.
With a blast from his trunk like a steamboat whistle,
Gabumpo got underway, plunging ahead so swiftly that Dorothy and Humpy had all they could do to keep their seats.
Isn't this fun? called Dorothy, holding fast to the elegant elephant's great ear.
Is it? inquired the dummy, clinging desperately to Cabompo's jeweled harness,
and fluttering up and down like a banner at each step.
So this is fun?
Ah, how fast I am learning.
End of Chapter 12.
Chapter 13 of the Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley-Thompson.
This Libre-Vox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 13.
Snip meets the blanks.
On the night before Osmer received the mysterious warning,
Snip and Mombie, as we will,
know, were making their way through the deep forest on the other side of catty corners.
Each step was growing harder and harder for the weary little button boy.
Holding the great goose in his arms, he staggered along, guided by the flicker of Mombie's
lantern, stumbling over roots, brushing against trees, and shivering with the clammy chill
of midnight.
The old witch seemed positively tireless, and Snip had about decided,
He could go no further, when she stopped suddenly beside a rough stone well.
"'Snip!' weezed Mumbie craftily.
"'I'm thirsty. Now you're younger than I am. Just get me a drink, will you?'
Her voice was so pleasant that Snip unsuspectingly set Pajuka on the ground and peered down
into the dark depths of the well, while Mambi held the lantern.
There was a chain at the side end, grasping it in.
both hands, Snip leaned over and began to haul up the bucket.
This was the chance Mumbi had been waiting for all evening, and seizing Snip by the heels,
she heartlessly tumbled him into the well. Her wicked shout of triumph, and Snip's shrill
outcry awakened Pajuka. Fluttering into the air, he made a great snatch at the disappearing
little button boy. Snip, on his part, clutching desperately at the rough
stones to save himself, caught instead a handful of goose feathers, and went plunging down into
the dreadful darkness.
Down, down, down, he fell like a lump of lead to the very bottom.
With eyes shut tight and clenched fists.
Snip waited for the terrible bump that would end his fall.
But instead of a bump there was a soft thud and bounce, and he found himself wedged fast in
a padded bucket.
The jar set the bucket in motion, and for a moment Snip thought it was going to shoot up to the top
again.
Instead, it began to move sideways, for opening out from the bottom of the well was a long,
damp passageway, and the bucket, swinging on a heavy cable, shot rapidly along through
this underground tunnel.
It was too dark for Snip to see, but stretching out its arms carefully, he felt
felt the walls above and at the side. Clearly the old witch had meant to destroy him, so she could
work out her wicked plans undisturbed.
But maybe, whispered poor Snip, crouching low to keep him bumping his head.
Maybe I can get out after all, and manage to reach the Emerald City first, and warn Osma of
Mombie's treachery. Then surely Osma will help me find Pajuka, and she herself can hunt for the
lost king.
It was a long and terrible ride, and many times Snip's heart thumped so loudly that it drowned
out the creek of the straining cable.
Where under the earth was he going?
With the flying bucket never stopped.
Just as he was losing his courage entirely, Snip saw a star.
The bucket had come to the end of the tunnel and was shooting up another well as swiftly
as Snip had fallen down the first one.
Almost as soon as he made this joyful discovery, the bucket reached the top, spilled him carelessly
over the edge, and dropped back with the hollow ring to the bottom.
For several minutes Snip lay where he had fallen, too shaken and breathless to care where he was.
Then rolling over, he looked anxiously around.
In the faint starlight, not much was visible.
He seemed to be in a small orchard, and just beyond the trees he could see the
the dim outlines of a strange city. Satisfying himself that no immediate danger threatened and
too weary to go another step, the worn-out little adventurer flung himself down beside the well
and was soon fast asleep. It was morning and nearly nine o'clock when he was awakened
by the sound of hurrying footsteps and shrill cries. "'He has freckles!' screamed the first voice.
"'His nose turns up,' shouted the second.
Who threw him in our well? demanded a third fretfully.
Is he welcome, or is he not?
Not, boomed the voices altogether.
Take his hat, get his buttons, growled a deep bass voice.
At this the steps pattered so close that Snip rolled over and sat up.
Confronting as he did so, the very oddest company he had ever seen.
For one unbelievable second he stared, thinking he must still be a
sleep and dreaming.
The company on their part regarded him with blank looks, and no wonder they had not a face among
them.
If it were people without clothes, I should say they were savages, gasp, snip.
But clothes without people!
Phew!
Leaping to his feet, he turned toward the town and ran as if for his life.
Screaming furiously, the blanks.
started in pursuit. Now, to look over your shoulder and see a collection of suits,
hats, shoes, and gloves, all in their proper places upon perfectly invisible wearers,
chasing after you, is a fearsome business. And as they came nearer and nearer,
Snip fairly stepped upon his own toes in his hurry to escape.
"'How dare you show your face around here?' Rage, the leader, brandishing with an invisible
hand, a dreadfully visible and dangerous-looking umbrella.
Don't you know it's against the law to show your face in Blankenburg?
I can't help it, panted Snip.
And then as the terrible crowd began to gain on him, he reached in his pockets,
seized a handful of buttons and flung them wildly over his shoulder.
When he dared to look back again, the blanks were quarreling bitterly over the buttons.
Taking advantage of their greediness, Snip plunged into the town, into the first house he came to, and slammed the door.
At first he thought the great dim room was empty, but he finally made out an old man with silver hair and beard,
sitting cross-legged on a long table at the back window.
He was stitching solemnly upon a red velvet cloak, and looked so kind and gentle that Snip promptly burst into an account.
of his troubles. But to his dismay, the tailor went calmly on with his work, never glancing up at all.
Snip could hear the blanks clattering over the paving stones, so, rushing forward, he shook the old man
desperately by the sleeve. With a start that sent his spectacles flying across the shop,
the tailor leaped to his feet. A boy! he stuttered, seizing Snip by the shoulder.
Why, how did you get here?
No, don't tell me now, for I couldn't hear you if you did.
You see, my ears have flown off and we'll have to wait till they return.
A boy, bless my heart, yours is the first face I've seen in years and years."
In growing amazement and alarm, Snip waved toward the window.
With a quick nod the tailor swept him.
into a big cupboard.
They shan't have you, declared the old man, determinedly, and when a moment later the
blanks rushed into the shop.
He shook his head crossly at all their threats and inquiries.
Can't you see my ears are off?
He mumbled fretfully.
Whom do you want?
What are you screeching about?
The blanks cried loudly that they were searching for a boy.
But the tailor pretended not to understand, and,
after poking about the shop a bit, they finally took themselves off.
Snip, who had one eye glued to the cupboard door, saw them streaming into the street,
their plumed hats trembling with indignation, their buckled shoes twinkling with the speed
of their invisible feet.
As the last blank turned the corner, there was a whir in the air, and in through the window
flashed two butterflies.
But were they butterflies?
Next instant they had fluttered over and attached themselves to the old tailor's head.
Not butterflies, but butterfly ears, gasped Snip, falling headlong from the cupboard with the shock of the thing.
It's all right, smile the tailor, adjusting the ears quickly and looking kindly over with Snip.
And, dear, dear, what a strange story my left ear is telling me.
Do your ears tell you stories? asked Snip.
forgetting his own troubles for a moment.
Yes.
The left one tells me that an elephant has run off with a little girl, mused the tailor, wiping
his specs.
Fancy that now.
Snip could hear a faint buzzing, and eyed the old gentleman's ears with growing interest and
respect.
There, that will do, muttered the tailor at last, giving his left ear a little pinch.
I wish to hear this young gentleman's story, so please be quiet and
attend. Immediately both ears tilted towards Snip, and, fearful lest they fly off before he could
finish, the little button-boy poured out the whole story of his adventures from the time he left
Kimballoo to his fall down the strange well.
"'Ozma!' sighed the tailor, brushing his hand absently across his brow.
"'Is Osma, queen of Oz now?
I've been prisoner here so long I've forgotten everything.'
You say that this witch Mombie transformed and hit her father, and now proposes to find and
restore him to the throne?
And the goose?
Whom did you say he was?
Pachuca is the prime minister, puffed Snip hastily.
He's been trying for years and years to find the king himself.
If someone doesn't help him soon and get him away from Mambi, he'll be roasted or eaten
or lost.
Snip opened his hand, where still close.
clutched in his moist grasp where the feathers he had pulled from Pajuka's wing as he fell down
the well.
The tailor leaned forward to examine them.
As he did so, a gold feather separated itself from the white, fluttered for a moment in the air,
and then sailed straight through the window.
It was the golden feather that, we know, took the magic message to the Emerald City, but as
neither snip nor the old tailor could follow its flight. They stood gaping after it in perfect
astonishment. Why, I didn't know Pajuka had any gold feathers. How did it fly off by itself?
Oh dear. I wish someone would help me find him, well, the little button-boy dismally.
Couldn't you, Mr.—Mr.—Mr.—just plain Tora put in the tailor, rubbing his forehead absently.
"'Well, it's a mighty queer business, Snip.
"'I'd like to help you, but I've all this work to do.'
The old man waved wearily toward the racks and stacks of unfinished cloaks and waistcoats.
"'Do you mean to say you may close for them?'
Snip jerked his thumb indignantly over his shoulder.
The tailor nodded.
"'Have to,' he added miserably.
"'Been added for years and years.'
"'Do they pay you?'
asked the little button boy in surprise.
Well, they let me live in this house, and they give me plenty to eat.
Besides, I can't get away, finished the old man, sinking down on a three-legged stool
and letting his head drop heavily in his hands.
But you're not invisible like they are.
How do you happen to come here anyway?
The tailor pushed his specks up on his forehead.
Seems as if I've always been here.
mourned dolefully.
Stitching, stitching, stitching, and never getting done.
If I tried to pass through that gate—' he pointed through the window into a small yard.
If I try to pass through that gate, some invisible force holds me back.
So what can I do?
But I have my ears, he continued more cheerfully.
They can go off wherever they please and tell me what's going on and keep me pretty happy.
"'Well, I wouldn't stand it,' exclaimed Snip, thrusting his hands deep into his pockets,
and staring down sympathetically at the old man.
In spite of his strange ears, there was something so gentle and lovable about the old
tailor that Snip could not bear to have him unhappy.
"'I'd get away somehow,' declared the little boy earnestly.
Tora shook his head hopelessly.
"'Ah, the thing to do is to get you.
You away before they come back, he sighed, taking an old silver watch from his vest pocket.
The blanks are great eaters and wouldn't miss their breakfasts for a fortune.
So now is the best time for you to go.
Come on, I'll show you the way to the farewell.
You can see it from the gate.
Is that the only way out?
Grown Snip.
He felt that one experience with the well would be quite enough for him.
Only way I know, answered Tora, taking down his coat from a peg.
You reach Blankenburg by the welcome, and leave by the farewell.
Sticking his needle in his lapel, he started rapidly for the door, and, feeling very mixed
up indeed, Snip hurried after him.
There was not a blank in sight as they stepped into Tora's yard, and Snip, looking at the
handsome dwellings on both sides.
of the street thought he would like to see more of this strange city.
A bright pink blanket flew from a castle which stood at the end of the square,
and Tora explained that this was the national emblem of the blanks.
There were a hundred questions on the tip of Snip's tongue.
For instance, we wanted to know how the blanks had come to be invisible,
and how Tora himself had come to have such wonderful ears.
But the old gentleman was so anxious for him to get some.
safely off, that he had not time for a single question.
"'If they capture you before you reach the well,
be sure not to let them wash your face,' warned Tora earnestly.
"'For if they wash your face, it will disappear. Remember, don't wash your face whatever happens.'
This was an easy promise for a little boy to make,
and following the direction of Tora's long finger,
Snip saw a stone well in the small park at the corner of the street.
Goodbye, sighed the old man, giving him a wistful pat on the shoulder.
If you ever find this king or reach the Emerald City, tell someone about old Toro, will you?
I'll tell Osma, I'll tell everybody, promised the little button boy, setting his cap determinedly.
Then, because he hated to leave Toro looking so sad, he seized him,
suddenly by the hand.
Why don't you try to get through the gate now?
Urge Snip.
Come on, I'll help you.
As he spoke, he kicked open the gate with his heel,
stepped out, and began to tug at the tailor's coat.
No use, began the old man.
No use for me to try to get away.
Before he could finish the sentence,
Snip had dragged him entirely through.
For an instant he stood staring back,
certainly at his little shop with his shabby sign, the tired Taylor of Oz.
He had printed it to amuse himself one stormy evening.
Snatching a piece of chalk from his pocket, while Snip danced up and down with anxiety and
impatience, Torah dashed back and scribbled two letters before the second word.
The retired Taylor of Oz, said the sign now.
And with a long, gusty chuckle, the old man grubble.
Rasp, Snip by the hand, and ran with all as might toward the farewell.
The Blanks were evidently still at breakfast, and Tora and Snip made their way through the deserted
streets of Blankenburg without meeting a soul.
In a jiffy, they came to the farewell, both out of breath, but happy to be near to freedom.
End of Chapter 13.
Chapter 14 of The Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumbley Thompson.
This Librivox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 14.
The Old Taylor's Story
Snip was just gathering his courage for a jump down the well
when Torah lifted him up and dropped him gently over the edge.
Again that terrifying swoop into the darkness.
After this, gulped Snip dizzily as he turned over and over.
I shall think nothing of falling out of a button tree
or down a flight of steps.
Perhaps I'll try a fall every day just to keep in practice.
With a breathless bump, Snip landed in the padded bucket, putting an end to these curious
thoughts.
Before he had time for any others, he had shot through another underground passage, and
up and out of the well with such force that he rolled like a ball on the soft green moss.
When he stopped rolling, he saw Torah sitting beside him, smoothing down his long silver locks,
and untangling his whiskers.
Are your ears on tight? asked Snip anxiously,
for it would certainly be a dreadful thing if the tailor's ears had been left behind.
Tora put up his hand quickly to touch them,
and then, with a pleased nod, arose to his feet.
You brought me good luck, Snip, smiled the old gentleman.
I've tried a hundred times to escape from the blanks,
but never could get through that gate.
"'Well, I'm glad I could help you, for you help me,' said Snip.
"'Now that you have escaped, where will you go? Do you remember where you lived before?'
"'I remember nothing,' acknowledged the tailor sorrowfully.
"'So I'm going with you, and after we find this good goose you speak of, and the king,
I'll just look around for another shop. A tailor has no cause to worry, and I've all my tools right with me.
he chuckled jangling his pockets cheerfully.
Snip had to smile himself, for Tora certainly did look like a walking workshop.
Around his neck were three long tape measures.
Through tapes in his vest there hung a dozen pairs of scissors and shears of all sizes.
Fastened to his coat was a huge pen cushion, and both labels were stuck full of needles.
As for his pockets, they simply bowled with spools of silk, beeswax, and thread.
said.
Snip thought he had never seen a more interesting traveler, and, feeling happier than he had since
he left Kimballoo, and quite hopeful of finding Pajuka, he began to examine the surrounding
country.
The fair well had spilled them into a large field of wheat, and from several purple-borns
in the distance, Snip knew they were still in the land of the Gillikins.
"'You'll have to be guide, Snip,' sighed the tailor, gazing around with a bewilderable.
Wildred expression.
I have lived so long with the blank that I know nothing of these parts at all.
As for the Emerald City, I can't remember ever hearing of it."
Well, I've never been there, admitted Snip, but I know it is in the very center of Oz,
and we were going south when Bombie threw me down the well.
So if we can find out which direction is south, we ought to reach the Emerald City by night-time.
Which way do you think it is?
The tailor squinted doubtfully up at the sun, and, after a few more useless guesses,
they determined to take a chance and started diagonally across the field.
I wonder what shape Mambi did turn the king into, muttered Snip as they hurried along through the wheat,
and I wonder whether Osma can change Pajuka back to his own self again.
He's so tired of being a goose.
It must be pretty tiresome, observed Tora, pushing his specks up on his side,
forehead. Though no worse than tailoring from morning till night for a city full of invisible and
ungrateful rascals. Not that I mind the tailoring, he explained hastily, looking down sideways
at Snip. I love that, and say, I'd like to make you a little suit sometime when I've
set up my shop. No, it wasn't the tailoring, but the imprisonment that I minded. Do you suppose
they've missed you yet? What will they do when they've found?
"'Fine, you're gone,' chuckled a little button-boy.
He looked up expectantly, but the old man was staring thoughtfully over an olive-tree,
and did not seem to hear Snip's question.
"'Bother!' exclaimed Snip.
"'His ears have gone off again.
How awfully inconvenient!'
"'I always let them off after breakfast,' explained the tailor apologetically,
and just as if he had read Snip's thoughts.
"'It rests them, you know.'
"'But we've had no breakfast,' began Snip impaned.
Then, realizing that Torah could not hear one word, he walked along in a resigned silence,
thinking how annoying it must be to have butterfly ears.
And yet, mused Snip slowly, it might be rather fun, too.
One could send one's ears to places one didn't care to go, to school, and to lectures,
and all that sort of thing, and take them off when folks scolded or the conversation grew dull.
He had thought up quite enough.
of uses for butterfly ears, when the tailor himself broke the silence.
Perhaps it would amuse you to hear a little about the blanks," began Torah in his pleasant voice.
They were not always invisible as now, but they were always vain and haughty, and trying to outshine
one another in appearance.
In fact, sighed the old man with a grave nod.
They thought of nothing but dress, and all of their time and money was spent for new and
splendid apparel. As some of the inhabitants were handsomer than others, there was always an
argument as to who really looked the best. Shortly after I myself came to Blankenburg,
Vainette, the queen, walking in a small woods behind the palace, discovered a hidden pool.
Looking into the water to admire her reflection, she accidentally dropped her handkerchief.
Before she could snatch it out, the handkerchief had disappeared, and when she reached into the
pond to search for it, her hand and arms suddenly became invisible.
Torah looked down to see how Snip was taking the story, and finding him interested, continued
dreamily.
For a time the queen was exceedingly frightened, but all at once a wicked plan popped into
her head.
Hurrying back to the palace, she ordered her servants to carry a bucket of the magic water to
everyone in the city.
She then commanded them to bathe in the enchanted water, and since then they have been perfectly
invisible.
Venet herself, who is old and fat and exceedingly jealous of the young girls, bathed in the water,
too, and is now as invisible as the rest of her subjects.
So now when they dress up in their fine clothes, faces don't count at all, and the queen
always wins all the beauty prizes.
That's why it's against the law to have a face in Blankenburg, continued Torah solemnly.
I'm glad we escaped before they got yours.
Snip was glad, too, but wanted to ask how Torah had managed to save his own face,
and the tailor, guessing what was in the little boy's mind, finished up quickly.
For some reason or other the magic water had no effect upon me,
and as I was old and ugly and quite useful in my own way, they finally stopped bothering.
me. Picking up a long, crooked stick, and evidently thinking he had talked enough,
Tora began to whistle an old Oz tune. Walking along solemnly beside him,
Snip could not help wondering how the old Taylor had ever come to be a prisoner in Blankenburg,
and whether he had always had butterfly ears. I'll ask him as soon as they come back,
decided Snip, but meantime he was growing hungrier and hungrier, for since the drink of cream
in caddy corners, he had had nothing at all to eat. He kept a sharp lookout for food and nut trees,
and presently, in a small grove to the right, he caught a glimpse of a perfectly enormous
breakfast bush. Motioning to Tara to wait for him, Snip dodged off. The tailor looked slightly puzzled,
but making no objection, sat down on a rock and went on with his whistling.
Hastening back with two steaming breakfast dishes in his hands,
Snip was surprised to hear a loud, plaintive voice mingling with Torah's tune.
Quickening his steps the little boy saw a tall, kingly figure waving indignant arms at the tailor.
"'Are you crazy?' he shouted angrily.
"'I ask you once again, may I borrow a breakfast-and-and-a-borrow.
or a bite of lunch. It's for a princess. Can't you answer me?"
But Tora, fixing his eye on a fluffy cloud, skimming across the sky, went calmly on with
his tune.
"'He is deaf to my please,' puffed the stranger, whirling round unsteadily and almost
bumping into snip. "'Deaf and dumb!'
"'He isn't deaf,' explained the little boy breathlessly.
He has just mislaid his ears.
I mean, he's let them off for a while.
Let them off?
Dorothy, Dorothy, come at once.
Here is a man with mislaid ears, shrilled a stranger, howling off.
Snip stared after him, open mild as he wobbled wildly down the road.
End of Chapter 14.
Chapter 15 of The Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley Thompson.
This Librivox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 15.
Camumpo to the rescue.
You have guessed that it was our old friend Humpy, who had begged a breakfast of
Torah the tailor.
You see the elegant elephant, traveling like the wind itself, had carried Dorothy and the
dummy almost to the exact spot where Snip and Toro had fallen out of the farewell.
well. Then, exceedingly fatigued by his unaccustomed exertion, Cabompo had gone off in search
of some lunch. Snip had scarcely recovered from the shock of Humpy's sudden disappearance,
when back he came, holding Dorothy tightly by the hand. Now, the little button boy had often
seen pictures of Dorothy in the history books of Kimballoo, but she had always been dressed as a princess.
So we cannot blame him for failing to recognize the shabby little little little little.
girl who stood staring so earnestly at the tired tailor of Oz.
Why, he has no ears at all, cried Dorothy.
Then, catching sight of snip, she stopped short.
We were wondering whether you could lend us some lunch, faltered Dorothy, talking very fast to
cover her embarrassment.
Cabombo can eat tree-tops, and Humpy does not eat at all, but I've had nothing
but a tomato since breakfast, and I'm very hungry.
There's a breakfast bush over yonder.
answered Snip, waving sulkily toward the grove.
Tora had saved his face, and he was not going to have him laughed at.
Dorothy turned to see for herself, and as she did, Tora rose and moved quickly over to the dummy.
You remind me of someone I used to know, sighed the tailor, fingering Humphie's green velvet robe dreamily.
Who are you? Are you real?
Well, not quite. You see, began Dorothy.
he's a moving picture, dummy. Suddenly remembering that the tailor could not hear her, she turned back
to Snip. "'Where are his ears?' asked the little girl, nervously.
"'Here they come now,' cried Snip, forgetting his vexation, and, setting down the two breakfast
dishes, he waved his cap excitedly in the air. As Snip waved and pointed, Dorothy saw the
tailor's ears whizz giddily over a lilac bush, and then settled softly one,
on each side of his head.
"'Who did you say you were?' asked Tora calmly,
continuing his conversation with Humpy and paying no more attention to his ears
than we would pay to a couple of flies.
"'A dummy!' whispered Humpy, blinking his painted eyes,
while his voice grew fainter and fainter with astonishment.
"'I'm a dummy, but what in Oz are you?'
"'A tailor,' answered Tora with a wink at snip.
"'Well, that's a splendid cloak you're wearing, and a crown, too.
Are you a king, dummy?'
"'No, he's a dummy king,' explained Dorothy, looking longingly at the hot breakfastes.
"'If we could just sit down and have something to eat, I could tell you all about him.
Then maybe you could tell me a little about your—'
Dorothy was going to say ears, but fearing this might not be quite polite.
She changed it quickly to cells.
The little girl cast a curious side-long glance at Snip, but the button boy was gazing intently at the dummy.
Why, we're looking for a king, exploded Snip excitedly.
Oh, Tora, do you suppose this could be he?
Why not do as this little lady suggests, interrupted Tora, for he could see that Dorothy was weary as well as hungry.
Let's have breakfast together and then talk things over.
"'Well, don't start until I come back,' called the little boy, as Dorothy settled comfortably
down beside the tailor. In a moment, Snip had returned with another breakfast, and, while Humpty
looked on curiously, they opened the silver dishes Snip had picked from the breakfast bush.
What could be cozier? Bacon, eggs, toast, and a small, sealed cup of coffee grew neatly
in each one. But it never occurred to Dorothy, Snip, or the tailor,
to be surprised at this, for breakfast bushes are quite common in Oz.
Humpy, however, had seen nothing like this in the movies, and cupped up a low muttering
to himself, as he watched them eat one and then another dainty from the dishes.
"'Now then,' smiled the tailor, after he had taken a long sip of coffee.
"'Suppose you begin.'
He looked expectantly at Dorothy.
"'I think you must be the little girl my ears were telling you.
me of a while back, but where is the elephant?
Mercy, spluttered Dorothy, nearly choking on her coffee.
Do your ears tell you everything?
Oh, no, just odds and ends of things, answered Torah, reaching up to touch them affectionately.
Well, did they tell you about me? inquired Humpy, straightening his crown importantly.
No, smile the old man.
That's just what we're waiting to hear, though I declare, I have seen you.
you somewhere before. Have you ever seen me?" Humpty shook his head very positively,
and Dorothy, settling back against Tree, proceeded with her story. Introducing herself modestly
and beginning with Wish Way, she related every single thing that had happened since her fall into
California. Snip was especially interested in Dorothy's sudden change in size.
"'Is that what tore your dress?' he asked curiously.
The little girl nodded, and Tora, ruffling up his silver locks and looking first at Dorothy and then at Humpy, muttered over and over.
"'Well, I can hardly believe my ears. I can hardly believe my ears.'
Dorothy could not help thinking that the tailor's ears were hard for anyone to believe.
But feeling it would be rude to say so, went hurriedly on with her in.
adventures, telling her first meeting with the scooters and with the elegant elephant whom she described
at some length.
"'And now,' concluded the little girl, finishing off the last of the toast,
"'we're going straight to the Emerald City. Where are you going?'
"'Why, we're going to the Emerald City, too,' burst out Snip.
"'And maybe Dorothy can help us find Pajuka and warn Osma.'
"'Warned Osma,' cried Dorothy, jumping up in a hurry.
Why? What is the matter?
Better tell her, advised the tailor gravely, while Humpy edged close to the little button boy and looked earnestly up into his face.
Well, began Snip, feeling a bit shy in the presence of a person as important as Princess Dorothy of Oz.
Mombie is trying to find the lost king of Oz and turned Osma to a piano.
Pajuka, he's a goose, I mean a prime minister, and he's trying to find the king of Oz.
king, too, and if we don't get to the Emerald City first, that old witch will steal all the magic
and capture everybody."
"'Why, this is a regular thriller,' puffed the dummy, pushing back his crown.
"'Which is geese lost kings and everything.
Oh, I'm enjoying this picture immensely.
Couldn't I fall for this lost king, Dorothy?'
"'I thought you were the king yourself at first,' explained Snip.
But of course if Dorothy found you in America,
couldn't possibly be the king of Oz. Besides, I don't believe Mambi would turn the king to a dummy,
do you? Oh, anything can happen in the pictures, said Humpy carelessly.
No one had time to tell Humpy he was not in a picture, for Dorothy, shuddering at the mere mention
of old Mambi, insisted on Snip telling all over again just how he had discovered the
witch's wicked plans. This Snip did.
from the strange conversation between Pajuka and Mambi in the castle kitchen of Kimballoo,
to his encounter with the blanks and his escape with the tired Taylor of Oz.
When he came to the part of the story where Mambi had flung him down the well,
Humpy fell over backwards and Dorothy gasped with indignation.
Oh, we'll have to hurry, we'll have to hurry, exclaimed the little girl,
clasping her hands anxiously, for if Mambi reaches the Emerald City first,
First, something dreadful will happen.
I'm glad the King of Oz is alive, but I'm not going to have Osma turn to a piano.
Oh dear, oh dear, why doesn't Cabompo hurry back?
Hadn't we better start anyway, asked Snip, who was growing more and more worried about Pajuka.
He felt sure Amambi meant to get rid of the goose as soon as she found the king.
Let's go without the elephant, he proposed eagerly.
No, we'd better wait, advised Dorothy, for Kabumpo can travel a hundred times faster than we can,
and a hundred times faster than Mambi can.
While we're waiting, suggested Tora, who had been carefully threading his needle,
I'll mend your frock, my dear.
Have you any more buttons, Snip?
Snip felt in his pockets and brought out a handful of gold and silver buttons,
and as Dorothy stood shading her eyes and keeping an anxious lookout for Kabumpo,
Tora sewed them neatly in place.
"'It must have been mighty queer, growing up all at once,' observed the old tailor,
biting off his thread and giving the little girl an affectionate pat on the shoulder.
"'It was,' answered Dorothy, groaning at the recollection.
"'I can't imagine what happened to me, but then everything's very queer lately.'
With her frock neatly buttoned, Dorothy began to feel more like herself.
She thanked Torah sweetly, and smilingly invited him to tell her something about himself.
"'Yes, do,' urged Snip, coming to stand beside her.
"'Well,' sighed the old man, sticking his needle back in his lapel and taking off his specs,
"'there's not much to tell. I'm a tailor, as you can readily see. How I got to Blankenburg,
I don't know. But there I've been for so long that it gives me rheumatism to think
think of it. But it's all over now. When we reach this marvelous city you two young people speak
of, I shall set up a shop and live happily ever afterward.
What? With those ears, shouted Humpty falling up against a tree. Oh, I don't believe it.
Hush, begged Dorothy. And turning apologetically to the tailor, she whispered earnestly.
You really mustn't mind, Humpty. You see, his head is stuffed with.
hair, and it makes him kind of ridiculous."
The tailor chuckled under his breath, and snip giggled outright.
Just at this moment, Cabumpo, magnificent in his pearls and velvet robes, swung ponderously
into view.
"'Dorthy!' trumpeted the elegant elephant, stopping a good twenty feet from the little
group and elevating his trunk haughtily.
What are you doing with those shabby fellows?
Don't you realize you are a princess?
A tailor?
Great Gump.
Do you expect me to associate with a tailor?
But gaze upon his ears, cried Humpy, waving his cloak triumphantly at Torah.
They wag, wiggle, and fly off by themselves.
And we're hunting a king, a witch, and a goose.
Hurry up, you elegant old thing.
We need you in this picture.
No, we don't.
we'll go on by ourselves.
Snip looked angrily at Cabompo, and, taking Tora's arm, began to walk off.
Oh, wait! gasped Dorothy, more embarrassed by Cabompo's rudeness than by the dummy's ridiculousness.
Cabompo didn't mean that. He's really awfully jolly when you get to know him better.
Don't bother, my dear, Tora smiled a little sadly.
Reaching up, he took off both his ears and put them quite.
quietly into his pocket.
I never listened to unpleasant conversation,
explained the old man simply.
"'Good-bye,' said Snip, bowing rather stiffly to Dorothy.
If you reach the Emerald City before we do, be sure to tell Osma about her father.
"'Now please don't go,' begged Dorothy.
"'Wait, wait!'
In great distress she dashed over to the elegant elephant,
and poured out the whole story of the lost Hibaz,
and of Mombie's wickedness.
When Tora had so unexpectedly taken off his ears,
Kabumpo's little eyes had fairly rolled in his head,
and now as he listened to Dorothy's strange recital,
they began to snap and sparkle with interest.
If there was one thing Kabumpo enjoyed,
it was being mixed up in a royal adventure.
Finding the lost King of Oz would be a very creditable thing,
even for an elegant elephant so elegant as himself.
It might even gain him an important position at court, thought Cabompo craftily.
And what a choice bit of news to carry home to Pumperdink, that Osmo was not the queen at all,
and that he, Cabompo the magnificent, had helped find the real monarch and had been present at the coronation.
Already his imagination leaped ahead to this important event.
Concealing in his pompous and provoking fashion, his real interest and excitement,
Cabompo set Dorothy upon his back, and started in a dignified and stately manner toward Toron and Step.
"'I understand you are friends of the lost King of Oz,' weased Cabompo grandly as he came up beside them.
"'Are you going to the Emerald City?'
"'Care to ride?' he asked graciously.
"'This was as near an apology as Cabompo ever got.
"'Here, here!' spluttered the dummy, who was walking stiffly behind the tailor.
Of course, Tora could not do this as his ears were still in his pocket, but Snip,
looking inquiringly up at Dorothy, saw her motion earnestly for him to yield.
He decided to overlook the elephant's rudeness, and gave Cabompo a signal to lift him up.
"'Did she say you are a mutton boy?' asked Cabompo, as he placed Snip beside the little
girl. No, a button boy, corrected Dorothy hastily, from the kingdom of Kimballoo, you know.
Ah, yes, grunted Kabumpo condescendingly. I remember hearing of Kimballoo, a buttony sort of place
across the mountains from Pumperdink. Snip was about to retort with something short and sassy
when Kabumpo lifted up the tailor, and as Tora seemed terribly alarmed by the suddenness of
his transit through the air.
Snipt helped him to settle comfortably instead of talking.
He just got Tora firmly seated in time to catch Humpy,
whom the elegant elephant tossed aloff as carelessly as he would have bail of hay.
Already, Boone, Cabompo, importantly.
Well, then here we go.
And before anyone could answer, he was off, moving swiftly and surely as a battleship
through the waving billows of wheat.
What did you find for lunch?
Called Humpty, curiously.
Snip and Torah hadn't breath to say anything,
and Dorothy was too worried about Asma to want to talk.
But Gabumpo, instead of answering, threw up his trunk,
sending forth such a volley of shrill bellows that Snip's hair rose on end,
and the ears in Torah's pocket gave a terrified bouts.
Humpty chuckled as he listened to the shrill trumpeting of the elegant elephant.
He had thought of a joke.
Ah, he has eaten a trumpet vine, mused the dummy dreamily, as the noise died away.
But it ceased for only a moment, for trumpeting was Cabompo's way of clearing a path for himself,
and, determined to reach the capital before Mambi the witch, he traveled as never before,
and clinging to each other and to Cabompo's harness and robe,
the four riders made the best they could of the worst journey.
they had ever taken.
End of Chapter 15.
Chapter 16 of The Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley Thompson.
This Libre-Vox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 16.
Humpey hailed as king.
Kabumpo would never have stopped until he reached the Emerald City itself,
had it not been for the mountain.
Rushing like an express train from a small dim wood.
the elegant elephant came unexpectedly upon a steep wall of rock.
With a snort of surprise he stopped so sharply that everyone in the party went sailing over his
head.
Humpy, who was lightest, sail farthest and landing first, made a splendid cushion for Snip
and Dorothy to fall on.
Tora, fortunately, plumped into a patch of gooseberry bushes so that no one was really hurt.
"'Didn't I do that well?' asked the dummy, as Dorothy and Snip jumped up.
Falling's my specialty and falling for you, Princess," he rose and made Dorothy an exceedingly
shaky bow.
Falling for you is a real pleasure."
"'Well, I'm kind of glad you did fall first,' gasped the little girl, running to help
snip pull Torah out of the bushes.
"'Did I understand Dorothy to say your name was Kabumpo?' inquired the dummy, addressing himself blandly
to the elegant elephant.
Cabompo nodded without taking his eyes from the mass of jagged stone ahead.
Well, that accounts for the bumpo.
I understand perfectly now, continued Humpy, conversationally,
as he picked up his crown and set it solemnly on his head.
But next time, next time, old rascal, he wagged his finger playfully at the elegant elephant.
Oh, rascal! Oh, rascal!
Sputtered Kabumpo, swinging round in a fury.
How dare you talk to me like that?
You good-for-nothing son of a sofa!
You hair-brained piece of night-shirt!
Well, I may be stuffed with hair, but you're stuffed with hay,
and I don't see much difference, except—
Humpty backed rapidly out of Kabumpo's reach.
Except that the person who stuffed you didn't finish the job,
you're full of wrinkles, he announced judicially.
Kabampo made a swing at the dummy with his trunk, and then thinking better of it, turned angrily
away, and mumbling and wheezing under his breath, began to move majestically toward the rocky
barrier.
Seeing that no more fun was to be had out of him, Humpty hurried over to the tailor, who
was walking unsteadily between Dorothy and Snip.
He had put on his ears and was listening attentively to the little girl's remarks about
the elegant elephant.
Dorothy was telling how faithfully Kabumpo had served his master, the Prince of Pumperdake.
"'It may be so, it may be so,' muttered Torah, gazing after the great beast doubtfully.
"'But he seems to me a trifle abrupt, or almost dangerous.'
"'But he's very fast,' said Dorothy coaxingly.
"'And if he had not stopped when he did, we'd have been thrown upon the rocks.'
"'That's so,' put in Snip, who had rather enjoyed his wild
ride upon the elephant's pack."
"'Well, I dare say I am old-fashioned,' sighed the tailor, settling his specks residedly.
And if you and Dorothy can stand this mad mode of travel, I'll try not to mind it either.
"'Fall on me next time,' invited the dummy generously.
Humphy's expression as he made this suggestion was so comical that Torah laughed in spite of himself.
But how are we going to cross the mountain, put in Snip dismally?
It's too steep for Kabumpo to climb, and I don't see any way round, do you?'
Dorothy shook her head.
"'I don't even remember a mountain being here,' observed the little girl with a troubled frown.
They had joined the elegant elephant by this time, and standing in a dejected row they
surveyed the great mass of tumble rocks, rocks so steep and jagged that even
Snip shuddered at the thought of clambering over their perilous peaks.
"'I hope you don't expect me to carry you over,' sniffed Kaboompo.
"'Only a bird could cross this.
A bird.
Great collie-walkers, look!'
But Dorothy and the others had already seen for themselves.
An old woman and a goose were walking calmly through the mountain,
just as if it did not exist at all.
An old woman and a goose!
The former was dressed in a simple costume of a Gilliken's former's wife.
In one hand she carried a large basket,
and with the other she held her stick and a long rope attached to the goose's neck.
It's Mombie, cried Dorothy, clutching snip in terror.
For in spite of the disguise there was no mistaking that wicked old face.
And Pajuka!
gasped, Snip, scarcely daring to breathe.
Tora's ears were fluttering like leaves in a gale, and even Kabumpo trembled slightly.
She must have got her magic powers back, whispered Snip harshly,
or how could she walk through a mountain?
Oh, Dorothy, what shall we do now?
As it happened, they had time to do nothing,
for just then Pajuka looked up and saw the little button boy.
"'Snip!' screamed the goose joyfully.
Spreading both wings, he flew forward so fast that Mumbi had to run to keep up with him.
"'I thought she had done for you,' panted the goose, paying no attention to Mambi's jerks upon the rope.
He began to caress Snip with both wing and Bill.
Snip forgot his fright for a moment, in his delight at seeing his old friend again,
and dropping to his knees, hugged Pajuka for d'bushab.
dear life."
Dorothy involuntarily drew back from the witch, who was mumbling a long rick-a-morrow about
being on her way to the Emerald City with a fine goose for Osma of Oz.
Humpy, stepping from behind the elegant elephant, folded his arms and gazed down benevolently
upon the little scene.
"'Reminds me of the happy endings in the picture game,' observed the dummy indulgently
to the tired tailor.
I'm far, that bird, and I don't care who knows it, he said.
Hush, warned the tailor, looking nervously at Mombie.
But at the first sound of Humby's voice,
Bajuka had given a great bounce, and, extricating himself from Snips' embrace,
came hurtling through the air.
Master, shrieked the goose, and flapped his wings so violently
that the flimsy dubby fell backward over Kabumpo's trunk.
With a surly flounce the elegant elephant shook him off.
Monster, hissed Paducah, with a wild peck at the elephant's trunk.
How dare you insult his majesty!
Bowing and weeping ultimately, he cried shrilly,
The king! At last I have found the king!
By this time the tailor had got humpy to his feet,
and it is hard to say who was the most astonished of that astonished little group.
Mambi dropped her basket with a crash and came over to stare at the green-clad figure.
Kabumpo, thinking of his late speeches, began to back uncomfortably away.
But it can't be the king, began Dorothy, catching hold of Snip.
I found Humby my own self in California, and however could he have gotten there.
Girl, said the goose sternly, don't you suppose I know my own master?
"'And I've seen him before, too,' murmured the old tailor, half-closing his eyes.
"'Let me think, let me think.'
"'Did you ever see the king yourself?' asked Snip, turning excitedly to Dorothy.
The little girl had to acknowledge that she had not, for Moby had hidden the old monarch away
before Dorothy had come to Oz.
"'You don't mind my being king, do you, Dorothy?'
The dummy turned to her coaxingly.
I love to be the star in just one picture.
Let me be king and you shall be queen.
Star, picture, queen, choked Pachuca, gazing from one to the other in bewilderment.
What does this mean?
Woman, woman, what have you done to the king?
He turned accusingly to Mambi, but Mambi brushing him roughly aside,
had run up to Humpy and was examining him carefully from all sides.
Catching sight of a white tape protruding from the collar of his robe, the old witch jerked
him sideways, and after one triumphant look at the number on the tape, began to jump up and
down like a child on a pogo stick.
The king! shrilled Mambi, throwing up her stick.
It is the king of Oz himself, and I am the only one who can restore him to himself
and to the throne.
She looked sharply at Dorothy, whom she looked sharply at Dorothy.
had already recognized as if daring her to contradict this statement.
"'But I don't see how a dummy could be a king,' objected Dorothy,
still trying to puzzle out the mystery.
"'That's because you are only a little girl,' explained Pajuka, gently.
"'I suppose you don't see how a goose could be a prime minister either,
or how that wicked old woman would dare to turn her king to a stuffed man
and his trusted counselor to a goose,
or throw an innocent little boy down a well, hissed Pajuka with an angry glare at Mombie.
A meddlesome little vagabon, mumbled Mambi, holding her ground stubbornly.
She was not going to be frightened out of her reward by anyone now and stared defiantly at the little company.
But how did you get out of the well, and who are all these people? Puffed Pachuca,
looking curiously from Tora to Kabumpo, and then let us.
his eyes rest fondly on the king.
Mambi scarcely heard, as Snip told of his fall into Blankenburg, his escape with the tailor,
and their meeting with Dorothy, Kabumpo, and the dummy.
She was hurriedly turning over a plan to get Humpy away from his friends.
While Pajuka, in his turn, told how he had tried to fly down the well, how he had been caught
and tied by the old witch, and forced to accompany her until now, Mambi dropped the road.
that was tied to his neck and made a sly move toward the king.
"'Your majesty!' whispered Mambi craftily.
"'May I have a few words with you?'
"'Certainly, certainly,' puffed the dummy king,
stepping along pompously at her side.
Tora, Snip, and Dorothy were so interested in Pajuka's story
that they did not notice Mambi's move.
But Kibumpo, who had been keeping an astonished eye and ear,
upon the whole proceeding, stepped noiselessly after the two.
Here, reasoned Kabumpo anxiously, was an opportunity to make up for his rude speeches
and restore himself to favor with this impossible person who was turning out to be the king.
No sooner had Mambi put a few trees between herself and the others, that she grasped
Humpty by his hand and began running like the wind.
"'Well, hide,' grunted the old witch, paying no attention to.
the dummies expostulations. And when they've stopped looking for us, we'll go on to the Emerald
City, and I will restore your majesty to the throne. But first, panted Mambi, stopping a moment
to catch your breath. You must promise to give me back my magic powers and half of the
kingdom of Oz. Do you promise? You'd better, she added threateningly, giving Humpy a vicious
shake."
"'But I'm going to the Emerald City with Dorothy,' objected the king in dismay.
Let me go, you old rag-bag.
How dare you shake his majesty, thundered and imperious voice, and whirling round
in a fright, Mombie saw the elegant elephant looming up between two trees.
He had followed them without making a sound, and now, snatching Humphy from the clutches of the
the old witch, placed him carefully upon his back.
With the cry of rage, Mambi tried to get away, but Kibumpo was too quick for her.
Seizing the wick in his trunk and shaking her to and fro like a rattle, he ran trumpeting
back to the others.
They had just discovered Humpy's absence, and Pujuka, with a hoarse shriek, came flying toward
the elegant elephant.
She was trying to steal the king, panted Kibompo indignantly.
Shall I throw her over the mountain or step on her?"
Step on her, commanded the dummy, extending two fingers of his right hand as he had seen
kings in the movies do time and time again.
Mambi gave a terrible screech, and Dorothy and Snip looked uneasily at one another.
The king has spoken, honked Pajuka, settling down gravely beside the dummy.
Therefore let the sentence be carried out.
Dorothy closed her eyes and clung to snip, but just then the calm voice of the tailor intervened.
Your Highness, began Torah gravely, as this woman is the only one in Oz who can restore you to your proper self,
do you think this step is a wise one?
The tailor's ears fluttered anxiously as he waited for the king's decision.
For an instant Humpy looked doubtfully at Mambi, then with a sense of his son.
then with a sigh lowered his fingers.
Perhaps it would be a rash step, he admitted regretfully.
Well, some steps must be taken, honked Bajuka angrily,
are weak to put up with this treachery forever?
No, just until she restores the king, answered Torah mildly.
Then I shall step on her, promised Kabumpo, giving Mum be another shake.
That's right, said Dorothy.
glad to have the dreadful business delayed.
Mambi must first restore the king.
I'll not do it without a reward, screamed the witch defiantly.
Do I get a reward or not?
The others were silent, but Humby, again extending his fingers, announced grandly,
You shall be rewarded as you deserve.
He winked at Pajuka as he said this,
but Mombie apparently was satisfied and stopped squirming.
Well, I can't do it here, she muttered sulkily.
The transformation was made near the Emerald City,
and the enchantment cannot be broken until we reach the green country.
Then let's go on to the Emerald City, proposed Dorothy eagerly.
Once there, reflected the little girl.
Osmer herself could settle the whole troublesome business.
Somehow Dorothy could not imagine Oz without the little fairy as its queen, and while she was glad
indeed to have found the lost king, she could not get used to the idea of Humpty on the throne
and administering affairs in Oz.
Humpy himself was enjoying it all tremendously.
He remembered nothing of his past, it is true, but the present was sufficiently interesting
and exciting to make up for everything.
On to the Emerald City, he commanded, pompously waving his arms.
"'I hear and I obey your majesty,' weezed Cabompo,
and, hardly giving the two children and the old tailor time to climb aboard.
He was off, still holding Mambi fast in his trunk.
"'But what about the mountain?' asked Snip, as it loomed up suddenly ahead.
"'Watch,' called Pajuka.
and while Kabumpo swayed uncertainly before it, he flew straight through the wall of rocks.
Like many another mountain when you come right to it, this was no mountain at all, only a shadow
mountain.
No wonder Moby could walk through, sighed Snip, greatly relieved that the witch had not recovered
her magic powers.
End of Chapter 16.
Chapter 17 of The Lost King of Oz by Rueh
Plumley Thompson. This Librivox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 17. Mombie's Magic
The thoughts of the little company as they sped toward the Emerald City were many and varied.
Mambi, suspended precariously in Kibompo's trunk, smiled darkly to herself, for Mambi, as usual,
had a plan to outwit her enemies. She could not remember changing the king to a dummy at all,
and had at first doubted that Humpey really was the king, but when she had read upon his collar the forgotten green magic formula, even Mambi was convinced.
All that was now necessary to dispel the enchantment was to reach the Emerald City.
Once there, I'll show them. The old witch chuckled wickedly to herself, as she thought of what would happen then.
Pachuca, looking at the stuffed king beside him, was wondering,
Sadly, whether he and his royal master would ever be quite the same, whether the good old Oz days they had enjoyed together would ever return again.
Fluttering his wings and keeping his balance with difficulty, the poor goose dreamed longingly of the comfortable chairs in the old hunting lodge,
of his pipe and of his smoking jacket with sixteen pockets.
Snip was trying to puzzle out how the king had ever fallen into California,
how Tora had got his strange ears,
how Pujuka would look as a man,
and how Osama would like giving up the throne to her father.
Torah, holding fast to his precious ears,
had closed his eyes and begun to plan a blue suit for Snip and a velvet cloak for Dorothy.
He had taken a great fancy to the little girl.
Let the other fellows worry about this king, thought the tailor with a tired sigh.
Dorothy, for her part, was trying to imagine what would happen when they reached the capital.
She felt sure Mambi meant some mischief, but comforting herself with the thought of Sir Hocus of Pokes
and the other brave inhabitants of the castle.
She finally stopped worrying and began to wonder how Humpty would look when he was changed
to himself, and what would become of her apartment in the palace.
It was all so strange and confusing that Dorothy could hardly wait to see how it would turn out,
and watched anxiously for the first sign of the green towers and spires of Osma's palace.
Humpy was too busy holding on to his crown, and to Cabompo, to think of anything.
But the elegant elephant was busy considering the appearance he would make at the king's coronation.
I'll just have that old tailor cut me a white velvet robe, decided Cabompo importantly.
I'll wear my pearls and a satin bow on my tail, and—
Just then, Snip gave a little scream of delight.
Far spreading out suddenly before them like a picture from Fairyland itself was the enchanting
emerald city of Oz.
Its lacy turrets and spires sparkled with emeralds.
Its marble streets glowed with the same precious stones.
The air was sweet with roses and honeysuckle,
and everywhere were flowing parks and tree-lined avenues.
Humpty, Pajuka, Snip, and the tailor were simply stunned by the magnificence of the capital.
But to Dorothy, Mambi and Kabumpo, the Emerald City was an old story.
Accombed to its beauty and familiar with its grandeur, they scarcely gave it a second glance.
Many of the townspeople, recognizing Dorothy, waved cheerfully as they passed,
and all too soon for Snip, who could have ridden up and down its enchanted streets all day,
the elegant elephant charged into the royal park and approached the palace of emeralds itself.
"'Master!' choked the goose, touching Humpy tremulously with his wing.
"'Our castle was never so fine as this, to think that all of this belongs to you.'
Pajuka stretched his neck exultantly.
"'I wonder if there's a pipe anywhere in the castle,' he puffed suddenly.
"'You shall have twenty pipes, my good goose,' promised the dummy.
"'Everybody shall have a pipe.'
Dorothy and Snip giggled a little at this.
Then as Cabompo stepped upon the broad portico,
Pachuca, remembering Mambi's past threats, began to scream hoarsely.
The witch, don't let her go, don't let her go whatever you do.
She'll steal Asma's magic and destroy us all.
Hold on to Mambi.
Cabompo had been on the point of dropping the old woman so he could pull the
jeweled bell-rope, but at Bajuka's warning, he tightened his grip.
Pray alight Dorothy and announce his majesty, puffed the elegant elephant, forgetting that
not more than an hour ago he had called the king a piece of night-shirt.
Dorothy and Snip slid down together, and both seizing the rope, set it to jingling merrily.
Won't they be surprised, murmured Dorothy, looking over her shoulder at Cabompo,
and his strange passengers.
Won't they be surprised when they see who is here?
But why don't they come to the door?
Why, indeed, for the very simple reason that there was no one to come,
not even the cook's boy.
For that morning, Jellia Jam, Asma's small serving-maid,
looking from the castle window, had seen her mistress
and the little group who were with her in the garden,
vanished before her eyes.
rushing frantically through the palace, she spread the dire news, and immediately the entire household
had set out to find the lost ones.
The entire household, from the tallest courtier to the tiniest page, Tick-Tock might have enlightened
them, but the machine man had run down.
No one thought to wind him up, and even Tick-Tock did not know that Asma and her friends
had gone to Morrow.
In puzzled dismay Dorothy pressed her nose to the diamond panes in the door.
Then, seeing that the Great Hall was empty, she tried the knob.
In their excitement the searchers had left the door unlocked, and, with a little exclamation of
surprise, Dorothy opened it, and motion for Cabompo to follow with his passengers.
Gabonpo was bitterly disappointed that there was no one to witness his grand entry with
the king. And when they reached the throne room itself, without encountering anyone, he looked
positively crestfallen. A fine welcome for his highness, he grunted irritably.
Where is the court? Where are the attendants? A thing like this would never have happened in
Pumperdick. Ha! ha! croaked Mambi maliciously, but subsided at once when the elegant elephant
gave her a shake.
But Juka and Tora had alighted with Snip, and all were staring about the beautiful room in admiration.
But Cabompo was still angry.
Is this tailor to be admitted to the presence?
He demanded loftily, fixing his eyes upon Torah's shabby suit.
In Pumperdink, such things are not done.
Dorothy was too worried over the strange silence in the castle to bother with Cabompo's saucy speeches,
But the dummy, falling headlong from the elegant elephants back, put his arm affectionately through
Tora's.
Humpy waved Kabumpo aside and pulled the old tailor to a seat beside him.
Tora shoved his spectacles up on his forehead and looked gravely at the pompous dummy.
"'Let him stay by all means,' said Humpy condescendingly.
"'Every king must have his tailor, and he's mine.
besides, has anyone else in the room flying ears, I want to know?
Well, I prefer my ears on, grunted the elegant elephant disdainfully.
I'm glad they're on you, sniffed Pajuka.
He felt unaccountably drawn to the gentle old tailor,
but Tora himself was too taken up with his splendid surroundings to mind Kabumpo's remarks.
Just then, Humpy, catching sight of the glittering emerald throne,
let go of the tailor's arm and started running across the room.
The others gave little heed, for certainly it was right and fitting for the king to occupy
his proper place in the palace.
Mambi, seeing the dummies move, fairly trembled with excitement.
Without being at all aware of it, Humpy was playing directly into her hands, and as he sank
down upon the throne, the witch gave a shriek.
of triumph.
Hellfast, though she was in Cabompo's trunk, her arms were still free.
Beginning with Snip and going on to Dorothy, Mombie began to count.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
At seven, her fingers pointed to Pajuka, whose every feather stood erect with terror.
Snatching two buttons from Cabompo's robe,
Mombie popped them into her mouth and shouted the magic formula on the dummy's collar.
Two zero two B.E. 10b.47 ran the number.
But as Mambi said it, it sounded like this.
Two ought to be eaten before seven.
That done, Mambi glared at the king.
I command you to assume your proper form, she screamed.
Well, surely nothing could have been worse than the next happening.
With a grinding, crashing suddenness the palace began to sink, gaining speed as it went.
Down, down, down, till the windows and doorways were blotted out with earth and mud,
and the whole company lost in the choke of utter and awful darkness.
Of all the screams in the room, Mombie's was the loudest.
Never in her darkest imaginings had Mambi anticipated anything like this.
What unknown and dreadful magic has she set in motion!
End of Chapter 17.
Chapter 18 of The Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley Thompson.
This Libre Vox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 18
Osma's odd homecoming
While the dummy king and his friends were making their way to the Emerald City from the north,
Osma and her faithful followers were plodding wearily up from the south
through a lonely section of the quadling country.
The red house in the hunting park had been totally deserted,
but the scarecrow climbing an old windmill nearby had seen dimly through the treetops
the glittering spires of the capital.
Considerably cheered, therefore, the little party had continued its journey home.
At about the time Cabompo was making his grand entry into the city, Scraps, turning to ask Sir
Hocus a question, noticed that the night was fidgeting about in an extremely odd and alarming
manner.
They were a bit ahead of the others, and for a time Scraps regarded her companion with her head
on one side.
But silence is not one of the patchwork girls.
strong points, and as the night continued to squirm and bounce, she stopped short in the road.
"'Why do you jump from side to side and rattle about like a salt-shaker? Have you fleas?' inquired
Scraps, looking sharply at Sir Hocus. Is there an ant in your armor, or what?'
"'Something, something's tickling me,' confessed the night, wriggling his shoulders desperately.
Something like a sparrow.
Ouch, gasped Sir Hocus, giving himself a shake that unfastened the top buckle of his mailed shirt.
At Sir Hocus's cry, Scraps too gave a startled shriek, for out of the night shirt sped the golden goose feather he had tucked there for safekeeping.
Before either of them had recovered from their surprise, it poised in mid-air and began to write furiously on the night's burnished shield, while Scraps and Sir Hocus watched breathlessly.
"'The king of Oz is in the palace,' announced the feather with a flourish,
then fluttered down lifelessly in the dust.
"'Od's blood! You thinks I'm a blackboard!' grunted Sir Hocus indignantly,
and nearly bending double to get a glimpse of the writing.
"'Ozma, Betsy, Trot, Wizard, come quickly!'
At the excited cries the others who were just around the bend in the road broke into a run.
Sir Hocus, puffing and still indignant, pointed to his shield.
The second message of the magic quill was as amazing as the first which had sent them
tomorrow.
"'Well, that saves us hunting for him,' observed the scarecrow, cheerfully picking up the goose quill.
"'He must have found himself, you know.
Shall I keep this, my dear?'
"'Please do,' sighed Osma, staring hard at the message,
which the knight was vainly trying to rub from his shield.
And let's hurry!
Just think!
My father is in the castle!
Hurry!
Hurry!
We're almost home!
And setting an example herself,
the little fairy girl fairly flew down the road.
I, for one, shall not recognize this king, shouted Scraps, running awkwardly after Osma.
I wonder whether he let us live in the castle, puffed Trot,
who was running hand.
in hand with Betsy Bobbin.
I kind of wish he'd never turned up, don't you?
Betsy nodded emphatically, and it must be confessed that all of the others shared Trot's
wish.
But as Asma herself seemed so happy at her father's restoration, such thoughts seemed almost
treasonable, and no one but scraps voiced his real opinion.
Osma, being a fairy, did not tire as easily as the rest.
But even Osma had to slacken her pace before they came.
to the Emerald City. Indeed, it was a hard two-hour journey before they reached the outskirts
of the capital. Hot, tired, and dusty, they hurried through the quiet streets. No one in the
city had discovered Osba's absence, for the searchers in the palace had gone off without
notifying anyone, so they stared in surprise at the breathless little company. Without
stopping to explain, the royal party hurried on to the palace itself.
for was not the king already there and waiting for them?"
Sir Hocus was the first to burst through the tall hedge in closing the royal residence.
He paused, brushed his male fist across his eyes, and then fell with a crash to the
jeweled walk.
The scarecrow close behind promptly fell on top of him at scraps.
The wizard and the little girls, bumping into the two, stopped short in their tracks.
where the castle had stood, there was nothing at all, excepting a stretch of lawn, a little
greener, perhaps, than in other parts of the garden. But so smooth, no one would have suspected
that a castle ever had stood there.
"'The king is in the castle, but where is the castle?' groaned the scarecrow, raising his head,
and peering over the knight's shoulder. Gone, will the little queen, rushing forward in dismay.
Everything's gone.
And overcome by the fatigues and disappointments of the day,
Osma threw herself down upon the grass and wept as if her heart would break.
Betsy and Trot did their best to comfort her, but what could they say?
What could anyone say in the face of so amazing a calamity?
Come out, you villain, king and thief, bring back our home, you Robert Chief,
scream scraps, making little dashes backward and forward.
Of course Scraps did not expect the king to come out, but, as if in answer to her call,
there was a shudder and rumble below.
The rumbling continued, grew worse and worse, and finally, with an explosion like forty-nine
roaming candles going off at once, the towers, turrets, and gleaming roof of the castle
burst through the earth, and, impaling the frightened company upon its spires, carried them
kicking and struggling into the air.
Up, up and up shot the castle, till the entire structure was standing on its proper foundations.
The flagpole had caught Sir Hocus between his male shirt and his armor, and the night was
spinning around like a weathercock and a gale.
Osma and the little girls had fortunately been carried aloft on one of the rounded domes,
and while their position was extremely precarious it was at least comfortable.
Scraps hung limply over a filigreed balcony, the wizard beside her, and the scarecrow dangled from a spire.
Wait! Don't move any of you, coughed the straw man. Wait, I'll fall down and get a ladder.
And down he plunged. End of Chapter 18. Chapter 19 of The Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley-Thompson.
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Chapter 19
The Wizard Takes a Hand
The people clinging to the roof of the palace
were no more puzzled and alarmed
than the ones rattling around beneath the roof
To understand all of these strange and confusing events
We must go back to Mombie's incantation
Mambi, you see, had used the magic formula
Without the King's robe
Indeed, Mambi had forgotten that
part of the transformation entirely, and in consequence the great disaster predicted by the
fairy queen Lorlene had occurred.
When the palace had sunk so suddenly into the earth, Dorothy and her companions had been
too startled to even move.
But when it finally settled down and things grew quiet again, Dorothy feeling her way cautiously,
pressed a small radio button in the wall.
Fortunately, the lighting system had not been thinking.
thrown out of order, and, as the emerald lamps flooded the throne room with their reassuring
glow, everyone gave a sigh of relief.
Kabumpo had round his trunk around one of the palace pillars and closed his eyes.
Now he let go and looked fearfully around him.
Mombie had rolled into a corner, and Pajuka lay flat on his back with his feet in the air.
Tora's ears had flown off from the shock, carrying his spectacles with him.
and the poor tailor was uncertainly groping his way toward the door.
Snip, who suffered nothing worse than a bump over the eye,
ran hastily to his assistance, leading him gently to a large armchair.
Sinking into his comfortable depths,
Tora pulled out a red handkerchief and began mopping first his cheeks
and then his brow and muttering unintelligably to himself.
Humpy was sprawled on the floor,
his crown jammed down over his nose and his head resting on the last step of the dais.
As Dorothy ran to help him up, he made a feeble gesture of protest.
The kingdom has fallen, puffed the dummy indignantly, and that lets me out.
If this is the way you treat your sovereigns, I'm through, I resign, I abdicate.
Let me be the bell-boy or the furnace-man.
Why, even in the movies, I have never been treated like this.
It's a crime.
It's an outrage, coughed Humpy, struggling to a sitting position and trying to pry his crown upward.
Now Humpy, began Dorothy reprovingly.
You're talking like a dummy instead of a king.
Just wait.
I am a dummy, insisted the poor fellow, feeling of himself to make sure.
Has that old wretch changed me one hair's breathed by her villain?
on us magic.
Oh, to think I should have sunk so low.
She's a fraud, hissed Pajuka, who had picked himself up.
Woman, how dare you sink the castle in this shocking and informal manner?
Where are we, and what is to become of his majesty?
Look out, she's trying to get away, warned Snip.
The little button boy was right, for at each question, Mombie was creeping nearer to the door.
No, you don't, shrilled Kabumpo, snatching her back with this trunk.
I'll teach you to sink elephants like a ship, and play such tricks upon the king.
He began shaking her backward and forward till her very bones rattled.
Undo this mischief at once, give me back my own shape, restore the king, screamed Pajuka,
flapping his wings in Mambi's face.
Raise up this castle.
or I'll step on you," promised Kabumpo furiously.
Mombie looked pleadingly at Dorothy and Snip, but the little boy and girl felt now that any
punishment was too good for the old witch.
Give me time," muttered Mambi, casting uneasy glances from one to the other.
But formula should have restored the king, but something went wrong. I must have more time.
Here, take it. Stumbling across the room, Humpy,
pressed a dollar watch into the witch's hands.
Here's all the time in the world, said the dummy dolefully, but don't ask me to be king again.
Let Kabumpo sit on the throne and see how he likes it.
Turning his back upon the company, Humpy began to run after Torah's ears.
Fastened together by the tailor's spectacles, they were flapping wildly around the apartment.
Pachuca groaned and covered his eyes with his wing, while the honest goose
could not bear to see his old master conducting himself so foolishly.
"'Well, what shall I do with her?'
Capompo shook Mumbi again and snapped his eyes angrily at Dorothy.
"'She got us into this trouble, and now she must get us out,' decided the little girl
wisely.
"'Do you think you can?'
The old witch nodded, and at a sign from Dorothy, Cabompo let her go,
at the same time, keeping a close guard on her.
Mombie, it must be confessed, was as surprised at the fall of the castle as anyone else.
Nor could she account for the failure of the magic formula.
Hymned in a corner by the gigantic abumpo.
She began mumbling in magic and making queer passes in the air just to gain time.
Dorothy watched anxiously, but Snip, who had already had an idea of his own,
tiptoed across the room and picked up Mambi's basket.
In a sudden flash, Snip recalled the...
skyward flight of the cats in catty corners.
Was there any more of the marvelous baking powder?
Tumbling everything out of the basket,
Snip fumbled hurriedly among its contents,
and, with a little cry of triumph, found what he was looking for,
a small purple can of the magical powder,
and better still printed in Mombie's crooked writing
with the directions for its use.
This is what Snip read.
To raise hair, one drop in one,
water, to raise the roof, one pinch down the chimney, to raise the rent, five teaspoons
full in vinegar, to raise a castle or city, empty entire contents of can on spot desired,
sprinkle with water and count ten. Seizing a flour vase from a nearby stand,
Snip dumped out the powder and moistened it from the vase. Then hardly daring to think what would
happened, the little button boy began to count.
With a roar as sudden and frightful as when it had fallen, the castle shot upward, gaining
speed as it went, up, up, up till the dark earth was left far below, and the massive
structure stood on its rightful foundations again.
How Osma and her friends were caught upon its roof, we already know, for Snip had set off the
powder, just as the little queen flung herself upon the grass to weep.
While the scarecrow with a long ladder from the garden was helping those on the roof to get
down, Snip was hurrying around the throne room, helping those inside to get up, for the final
jar as the castle settled had knocked everyone over, even Cabompo.
"'Is this exciting enough for you?' asked Dorothy, crawling out from beneath the sofa.
The elegant elephant groaned but made no.
attempt to arise, and Dorothy, rushing over to Mombie, dragged her hurriedly to her feet.
"'Now that you raise the castle,' puffed the little girl determinedly,
"'suppose you transform the king and Pujuka.'
"'Mombie didn't raise the castle. I did it myself,' cried Snip delightedly.
"'You did?' gasped Kambonpo, rolling over in astonishment. How?'
Snip held up the empty can, and, while Mambi glowered angrily,
he explained his use of the marvelous baking powder.
Tora's ears were still off, so the poor tailor was as bewildered as ever.
But Snip nodded to him encouragingly and had just finished his recital
when the door in the hall burst open and Asma, in a perfect flutter of excitement, swept into the throne room.
Osma and everyone who had accompanied her tomorrow.
"'The king!' gasped Osma faintly, for she,
She was rather short of breath.
"'Where is the king?'
Her glance traveled in alarm from Mambi to Pajuka.
The goose was waddling after Humpey.
Paying no attention to the rise of the castle,
the dummy was mounted upon a chair in a last effort to capture Tora's ears.
Dorothy! wailed the sorely tried and tired little fairy.
Where is my father?'
"'Here, here!' honked Pachuca,
doing his best to make Humpy turn wrong.
round. This is the King of Oz." Dorothy, astonished though she was by Osma's sudden interest,
hastened to break the shock of her disappointment.
You must remember, she explained hastily. He is not quite himself.
"'He's bewitched, we're all bewitched,' groaned the goose, flopping his wings despairingly.
"'Well, who hit me with the castle?' demanded Scraps, staring around indignantly.
"'I told you the king was a dunce.'
The little girls, Sir Hocus, and the wizard, were regarding the stuffed man's actions with horror and dismay.
"'Are you, my father?' faltered Asma, approaching the dummy timidly.
"'Why, where have you been all these years?'
"'In the pictures,' answered Humpy, in a matter-of-fact voice.
With a final snatch he had captured the tailor's ears, and was more interested in them than in his daughter.
"'I double for the stars, my dear.'
I fall and die and all that sort of thing.
Asked Dorothy.
She knows all about me.
He's been leading a double life, murmured the scarecrow,
looking solemnly at Sir Hocus of Pokes.
Then facing the king, he asked frankly,
Are you a dub or a double?
He's bewitched, I tell you, puffed Pajuga,
trying to get some attention.
Make her disenchant us.
He shot his neck angrily in Mombie's direction,
and immediately everyone's attention was directed to the old witch, whom the elegant elephant
still guarded in the corner.
"'Why, there's kabum-po!' cried Asma.
And then, catching her first glimpse of the tailor without ears, she sank limply into a chair
and began to fan herself with a darling.
"'Oh, everything, everything so queer!' murmured the little queen, looking appealingly at Betsy
and Trot.
"'Fetch the green book of magic from the library.
Ordered the wizard, giving Sir Hocus a push. Fetch the book, and I will put an end to this nonsense.
Sir Hocus made haste to obey, and, before Dorothy could explain all that had happened or introduce
her friends, the knight came back with the green book.
Here give me my ears, cried the tailor, who had missed most of the excitement.
Snatching them from Humpy, he clapped them quickly in place and turned toward the wizard.
The wizard looked slightly cross-examination.
aside from astonishment, but swallowing quickly, and determined not to delay the king's restoration
another minute, began to flip over the leaves of the book.
This is it!
Incantation number 980, panted the little man joyfully.
Two ought to be eaten before seven.
That's not an incantation, that's Humpty's number, cried Dorothy, pulling out the white tag
on the dummy's collar.
Why, that's what Mombie tried, put in Snip anxiously.
Look out, something else awful will happen.
But the wizard waved them impatiently aside, and, throwing the royal robe he had carried
all the way from Morrow about Humpy shoulders, pushed Tim down upon the throne.
All but seven leave the room, he ordered crisply, and after a short delay the order was
carried out.
The seven who remained watched tensely as the wizard approached the wizard approached the
the stuffed king. Popping two small crackers into his mouth, he gazed fixedly at the dummy.
I command you to assume your natural shape, choked the wizard, throwing up his arms impressively.
The kings himself long-lived the king, shrieked Pajuka, falling flat upon his bill.
Everyone crowded forward to see what happened to Humby, but the dummy remained as he was.
Why, he's not changed at all, cried.
scraps scornfully, and the patchwork girl was perfectly right.
Except for a slight slump to the left,
Humby had not even changed his position.
"'Two ought to be eaten before seven, two ought to be eaten before seven,'
muttered the wizard, beginning to pace anxiously up and down.
"'To what?' asked Snip.
"'Are you sure you've eaten the right thing?'
Mambi swallowed buttons.
"'Well, I'm no ostrich, and the footnote says two of inn.
anything, entered the little man, keeping his place in the book with his forefinger, and
gazing at the dummy in exasperation.
End of Chapter 19.
Chapter 20 of the Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley-Thompson.
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Chapter 20.
The Lost King is found.
The Wizard of Oz was puzzled and mortified.
His magic seemed to be no magic at all.
The little man was silent.
He could think of nothing but his failure.
Let us all sit down in a circle and think, proposed a scarecrow, taking Osma's hand,
for he could see the little fairy was ready to cry with disappointment.
The goose feather said the king was in the castle, so he must be here, he insisted cheerfully.
Let Dorothy tell her story, and we'll tell ours, and then perhaps we can find out what's wrong with our magic.
Now you're talking sense, approve scraps, plumbed.
bumping down beside the straw man.
Half Dorothy explained this old goose, this button-button who's got the button-boy, and the
fellow with the fluttering ears.
I guess that would be best, sighed Dorothy.
So in less than a wink that whole strange company, with Humpy in the center, dropped
down in a circle upon the floor.
Kabumpo holding Mombie fast in his trunk, stood just behind Dorothy, putting in a word now and
then, or giving Mambi a shake when she objected to any part of the story.
Osma and her friends could scarcely repress their astonishment and surprise as Dorothy recounted
her wonderful adventures with the dummy and told of Snip's exciting journey with the goose and
the old witch.
Indeed, as the story proceeded, they began to regard Snip and Pujo with growing admiration
and respect, for certainly these two had played an unforgettable part in the history of Oz.
When Dorothy told how Snip had raised the castle with Mombie's baking powder, the company
burst into such loud cheers and cries of approval that the little button boy tried to hide
behind the tailor.
Tora himself came in for a goodly share of the interest, too, and he smiled pleasantly,
as Dorothy explained his singular ears, and described his escape from the blanks.
When Dorothy had finished, Osma quickly related all that had happened in the Emerald City
and in morrow.
She told of the deserted castle and the mysterious messages, and the scarecrow gravely passed around
the golden quill.
I seemed to remember this, puffed Pajuka, when it had come to him.
Ah, I know.
It is the magic quill the king gave me on my last birthday in the castle.
It always warned one or the other when either was in danger, and I had it in my pocket when
Mombie turned me to a goose.
And I pulled it out when I fell down the well, cried Snip excitedly.
And it returned to the spot where the old castle had stood, put in the wizard, leaning
forward sagely.
Well, that explains the feather, but who will explain the king?
Demanded the scarecrow, looking at the dummy with his head on one side.
I'm about tired of being explained, mumbled Humpty sulkily.
"'If you don't pretty soon decide something, I'll go back to America.
I've fallen and I've risen, and now I want to sit still.'
"'Perhaps,' suggested the tired tailor timidly,
"'for he felt shy in the presence of so many celebrities.
Perhaps Humpy is not the lost king at all.
The feather said the king was in the palace, but it did not say the dummy was king.'
"'Bless me!' cried the scarecrow, tossing up his hat.
His brain works as fast as his ears.
That is an idea.
It had not occurred to any of them that Humpy might not be the king,
but now they began to look at one another questioningly.
But he's the image of Pastoria, insisted Pachuca.
Don't you suppose I know my own sovereign?
Osma, my dear, is this dummy not like your father?
Osma nodded.
But it wouldn't do any harm to look around.
she added thoughtfully.
"'Come on!' cried the scarecrow, waving his hat.
"'We'll hunt from cellar to Garrett.'
"'Keep a trunk on that witch,' called scraps to the elegant elephant
as they all jumped up and started to follow the scarecrow from the room.
"'But wait!' exclaimed the tired tailor, catching hold of the strawman's arm.
"'How do you know you were not the king yourself?'
"'Me? The king?' ejaculated the scarecrow, falling back against a pillar.
"'Well, Mombie could easily have changed you to a scarecrow,' mused Torah.
But Dorothy hastily shook her head, for the scarecrow's past was well known,
and though he had been proved an emperor of Silver Island,
she felt he could not be the lost king of Oz.
"'Well, somebody in this castle is king,' insisted Torah positively.
"'But how shall we know?' gasped Dorothy, while the others looked equally puzzled.
"'Find the man who fits the king's robe,' cried Torah, waving his tape measure.
"'Try him,' he finished, indicating Sir Hocus of Pokes.
"'How did you ever think of that?' asked the wizard, admiringly.
"'Find the man who fits the robe. Why, it's as simple as arithmetic. But how did you ever think of it?'
"'Well, being a tailor, it occurred to me at once,' answered Torah modestly.
The robe fits the dummy perfectly, so I thought at first he must be the king, but when the
magic failed to work I concluded that he wasn't.
Mombie sniffed scornfully as the knight stepped forward, but Dorothy and Osma remembering Sir
Hocus's strange history, felt that he might easily be the lost king of Oz.
Again all but seven left the throne room, and the tailor placed the king's robes carefully
about the knight's shoulders.
Then the wizard, taking two more crackers, gravely repeated the magic formula.
Osma kept her eyes fixed intently on Sir Hocus.
She rather hoped he would turn out to be her father, for she was very fond of the blustery night.
But nothing at all happened after the wizard's incantation, and Sir Hocus stepped down from the
throne with real relief.
Odds, buckles, and bonnets, my dear, I would like to be a little.
to be your father, but not your king, sighed the knight.
I prefer fighting to governing any day.
The wizard cast his eye about for another candidate of proper size and shape to fit the robe,
but no one in the room seemed to qualify.
You're wasting time, grunted Kabumpo irritably.
This person, he waved loftily at the old tailor.
This person had better have kept out of it.
What does a tailor know of magic?
Dorothy looked reprovingly at the elegant elephant, and then, catching a glimpse of the soldier
with the green whiskers in the doorway, rushed over and pulled him into the room.
The soldier with the green whiskers is the entire army of Oz, and, while not noted for
his bravery, is a great favorite in the Emerald City.
Ever since the disappearance of Osma, he has been hiding in the castle cellar, terribly frightened
by its fall and rise. Finally he had screwed up enough courage to venture forth and investigate.
Too astonished to move, he had listened to the proceedings in the throne-room and watched
the wizard's magic experiments. Try him, popped Dorothy, hurrying him toward the throne.
As the tailor carefully adjusted the robe, everyone gasped at the fit and becomingness of the green
garment. It quite transformed the timid old soldier, and complacently stroken his beard,
he waited for the wizard's formula to take effect. But again, nothing at all happened,
and, dashing the green book of magic into a corner, the wizard rushed out of the room.
At last he had had an idea of his own. He would look in the magic picture and discover at once
who was the missing king.
Meanwhile, Torah, looking very apologetic, had taken the cloak from the Grand Army's shoulders.
I was wrong, sighed the tailor, shaking his heads sorrowfully, and now there was no one else to try.
Everyone joined in the tailor's sigh, for the afternoon had lengthened into evening,
and they were still as far as ever from solving the mystery.
At each disappointment, Bajuka had grown more gloomy, and now,
waddling up to Mambi, he cried angrily.
Woman, what have you done with the king?
Speak, speak, or I'll peck off your nose.
Yes, say something, shrilled Kambunpo, shaking her violently.
I remember nothing, I remember nothing, let me go, wailed the old witch, howling dismally.
Mambi screams, Pajuka's threats, and Kabumpo's trumpeting,
almost drowned out another voice that had risen triumphantly above the control.
confusion. It was Snip. Jumping to his feet and running across the room, the little button boy
flung his arms round the old tailor.
You never tried it on yourself! You never tried it on yourself! panted Snip, trembling with
impatience. Here, give it to me. While Cabumpo sniff and the others watched, half-heartedly,
the little boy wrapped the king's robe around the tired tailor, popped two sugar lumps into his mouth
then shouted hoarsely,
"'Two ought to be eaten before seven.
I command you to resume your natural shape.'
For as long as you could count ten, there was absolute silence.
Then a deep voice, very rough and husky, called wildly,
"'The king! Long live the king!'
"'Pajuka!' cried the tired tailor,
rushing joyously down the steps of the throne.
He threw both arms round a fain.
fat, jolly, old gentleman.
The tired tailor did I say?
But no, he was the tired tailor no longer.
The rounded shoulders had straightened up under the velvet robe.
The tired eyes sparkled with pleasure and kindliness.
Torah, the tailor, no longer, but Pastoria, the king, stood embracing his prime minister.
For the same green formula that had restored his majesty had also been.
released Pajuka from his weary enchantment.
I remember, I remember, I turned him to a tailor and flung him down well, squealed Mambi.
But in the excitement no one even heard her.
The suddenness of the king's restoration had taken even snip by surprise, but recovering quickly,
they all pressed forward.
Humpy was the first to reach the throne.
Glad you got the job, grinned the dummy cheerfully.
But let me be your double, old fellow. I'll fall or die for you any time.'
Making his word good at once, Humpty tripped over the king's foot and fell flat upon his nose.
Well, he is your double, gasped Dorothy eagerly, the very image of you.
King, King, Double King, never get him back again, screamed the patchwork girl.
And from then on the uproar was tremendous.
The courtiers and servants, back from the long day's search, came crowding into the throne room,
and when they heard the whole story from the soldier with the green whiskers, they added their
voices to the general clamor.
Why the names should have told us, whispered Dorothy to Snip, whom she had dragged into a corner
for the confidence.
Torah the Taylor and Pastoria the king?
How did we ever miss it?
Snip shook his head and looked over contentedly at his two best friends.
It seemed as if Asma and her father would never stop hugging one another,
but at last, with his little daughter on his right and faithful Pajuka on his left,
with Humpty standing importantly behind him and Snip in his lap,
the king sat down upon his throne and insisted upon hearing all that it happened during his weary exile.
For the years he had been in Blankenburg had been Blankenberg,
had been blank indeed.
Taking turns, Dorothy, Trot, and Osma did their best to satisfy him.
Then Pestoria himself told how Lurline, queen of the fairy band, had come to his shop,
tried to disenchant him, and when she found Bombie's magic too strong for her,
had bestowed upon him his remarkable flying ears.
"'I'm going to miss those ears,' sighed the king, touching his tight-on-one's regretfully.
but it's fine to be back just the same and to find my own dear little girl again.
There are still two things I don't understand, mused Dorothy, as Pastoria finished speaking.
Why did I change size in California?
And how was it you could not get away from Blankenberg till Snip helped you?
Both are very easy to account for, explained the Wizard of Oz,
who was glad to have some part in clearing up the mysteries.
If you had lived in America as long as you have ever,
lived in Oz, you would be quite a young lady by now, so, of course, when you reached California,
you resumed your proper age.
Then I'm never going back, decided Dorothy, recalling her strange experience with a shudder,
for I'm never going to grow up at all.
The king was released by Snip, continued the wizard, paying no attention to Dorothy's remarks,
because kindness and generosity always dull green magic.
And while Snip could not entirely restore the king, he broke part of the enchantment.
There was still so much to wonder and exclaim about, and they were all by this time so famished with hunger,
that Osma ordered up a splendid feast, and in all the annals of Oz there has never been a more delightful nor a merrier one.
The king and Osma sat at the head of the long table, Snip and Pajuka at the foot, while ranged between were all
the adventurers and all the dear celebrities of Oz.
Mambi had been securely locked up in the cellar with a supper of bread and milk, and Cabompo,
freed from his troublesome charge, had three bales of hay nicely mixed with peanuts.
Snip, looking sideways at Pajuka, marveled to think how he had once carried the huge
prime minister through the forest.
There was still something in Pajuka's walk and expression that reminded Snip of the white goose.
for all during the evening he was at some pains to conceal his yawns.
Well, with one dainty coming after the other and one story following the next,
the dinner proceeded gaily enough till no one, not even the hungry tiger,
could eat another bite.
And then it was that Pastoria rose, and, turning to Osma,
finished the last surprise of that exceedingly surprising day.
I am rejoiced, began the king at his deep,
pleasant voice, to find this beautiful castle and city built during my absence by our clever
wizard, and to see that the prosperity and greatness of Oz have increased during my exile.
Feeling that this is largely due to the wise rule of my lovely little daughter, I now and
hereby abdicate in her favor. Removing the emerald crown the scarecrow had hastily brought
from the treasury, the king placed it solemnly on Osma's dark curls.
"'But you're not going away,' cried Osma, catching hold of his arm in great distress.
"'Has your majesty considered this enough?' protested Pajuka, jumping up in a hurry.
"'What are you—what are we going to do?'
"'Open a tailor-shop,' smiled the king.
"'Right here in the Emerald City.
The finest tailoring shop in Oz.'
"'You see,' continued his majesty, looking a trifle embarrassed,
"'I've grown awfully fond of tailoring, and I've grown awfully fond of tailoring,
I think on the whole I'm a better tailor than a king."
There was a moment's silence after this singular announcement.
Then, realizing the generosity and wisdom of the decision, the whole company burst into
thunderous applause.
Then everything will be the same.
Oh, goody, goody, exulted Betsy-Bobbin, squeezing Trot's hand under the table.
Isn't he a perfect deer?
Instead of a king's double, I'm a tailor's dummy.
sighed Humpy, residedly.
"'Oh, well, I don't care, but you'll have to make me another suit.'
"'I'll make you a tailored suit, I'll make you all suits,' promised the king enthusiastically.
"'Put plenty of pockets in mine,' puffed Pajuka, sinking into a seat with another yawn.
"'I'll need a boy in my shop, too,' smiled the king, looking down the long table.
"'How about it, Snip, will you stay?'
"'A good place for a button-boy.
Giggle, Scraps, while Snip himself blushed with pleasure and excitement.
"'Oh, I'd love to,' cried Snip.
"'But may I go back to Kimballoo first and tell kind of jolly where I am?'
"'Of course, of course,' promised the royal tailor, beaming upon everyone.
"'And now, as we are all tired and sleepy,' the king winked at Pajuka,
who was trying to hide another monstrous yawn,
"'I move that we all retire.'
That will be the second time you've retired today, laughed Snip, pushing back his chair and running to open the door for his majesty.
For in spite of his abdication they all felt that Pestoria was a real king.
Oh, isn't everything turning out splendidly? sighed Dorothy, pressing the scarecrow's arm.
The king will be a lot happier as a tailor, and every tailor needs a dummy, so that takes care of Humpy.
And won't it be fun to have Snip in the Emerald City?
I should say, grinned the scarecrow.
And then, because nobody could stay awake another minute, they bade each other good night and hurried
off to bed.
Snip and the Prime Minister shared a sumptuous apartment in the East Wing, and hearing a strange
noise in the night, Snip sat up an alarm.
Pajuka's bed was empty, but standing on one leg over by the window and snoring like a good
fellow, which indeed he was, stood the huge Prime Minister.
his head resting peacefully on his shoulder.
He still thinks he's a goose,
smile snipp, snuggling down under the covers.
End of Chapter 20.
Chapter 21 of The Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plummy Thompson.
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Chapter 21, The Grand Procession.
The next day there was a grand procession
through the streets of the Emerald City in honor of the long-lost King of Oz.
The elegant elephant led off. The king and Humpty dressed exactly alike, riding proudly on his
back. Next rode Osma upon the famous saw-horse. Then came the cowardly line carrying Dorothy and
Snip. Then the hungry tiger with Betsy and Trot. Pajuka, astride the comfortable camel,
was a sight worth seeing. For the huge,
Prime Minister was splendidly costumed.
Beside this, he had a pipe at each hand, taking first a puff from one and then a puff
from the other, so that he was almost hidden in clouds of smoke.
Sir Hocus upon the doubtful dromedary bowed politely to his many friends and acquaintances.
Scraps and the scarecrow followed the night, and after them marched Tick-Tock, the soldier
with the green whiskers, and all the other famous folk from the palace, down to the smallest page.
stage. Slowly and majestically they circled the city, returning tired out but well satisfied, to the cool
and fragrant gardens of the palace.
Now, sighed Asma, sliding down from the saw-horse. There's nothing left to do but punish
Mambi. What shall we do with Mambi?
Turn her to a cookie, and then I can eat her up without my conscience troubling me,
pered the hungry tiger, thumping his tail lays a lest of,
up and down in the grass.
She'd make an awfully stale cookie, sniff scraps, swinging herself expertly up into a tree,
turn her into a rock and throw her away.
Why not put her out like I did the other witches?
asked Dorothy, fanning herself with her best crown, which she had worn in honor of the occasion.
Water will finish her once and forever.
I believe I will, mused Osma.
That is, if Father thinks it is all.
right. The king, with a huge pair of gold specks on his nose, was busy measuring snip for a suit,
and nodded absently at his royal daughter. "'Anything you say, my dear,' said the royal tailor,
writing down the measurements in a little book. So off ran Sir Hocus and the scarecrow to carry out
the sentence, returning in a few minutes with Mombie's buckled shoes, all that remained of the old
Gillican witch and her temper. She had been washed out with water and would never bother anyone in
Oz again. Just as the royal party was trooping into the palace for lunch, a page rushed out to
announce a visitor. It was General Whiff and puff and a loud noise whom he introduced as the
invisible cook. Traveling night and day and searching everywhere from Mambi and snip, he had
finally reached the Emerald City and found the famous cook recommended by the town laver of Kimballoo.
His delight at seeing the little button boy safe and sound was only exceeded by his astonishment at Snip's marvelous adventures.
But as the cook, for all her invisibility, had a bad habit of treading on the general's toes,
he was anxious to return to Kimballoo and turned her over to Kind Di Jolly.
"'I'll take you back,' volunteered Kabumpo carelessly.
It's on my way home, anyhow.
The elegant elephant was also anxious to be off and acquaint the court of Pumperdake with the
important events that had transpired.
He wished to display the emerald headpiece Asma had given him, and dazzle the courtiers
with the silver robe bestowed upon him by the kingly tailor of Oz.
So, after a quick luncheon, a quick exchange of goodbyes and good wishes, the pompous old
elephant took his departure, carrying on his back brave General Wiffinpuff, the invisible cook,
and the gallant little button boy of Kimballoo.
Hurry back, call the king, waving his silver shears anxiously at Snip.
I need you.
Hurry back, called Pajuka, blinking his eyes to keep him crying.
I'll miss you.
I will, promised Snip, nearly crying himself.
I will.
The last thing the little button boy.
saw, was the Prime Minister diving, fully dressed, into the pond. But Chuka had again forgotten
he was no longer a goose. If you could peek into the Emerald City this very minute, you would
see that a splendid tailoring shop has been set up next to the palace, a splendid shop where
the retired king and snip work happily for part of the day and hold court for the rest. And whenever
you find the royal tailor, you're pretty sure to see his cheerful devil.
End of Chapter 21. End of the Lost King of Oz by Ruth Plumley Thompson.
