Classic Audiobook Collection - Wired Love - A Romance of Dots and Dashes by Ella Cheever Thayer ~ Full Audiobook [romance]

Episode Date: July 6, 2023

Wired Love - A Romance of Dots and Dashes by Ella Cheever Thayer audiobook. Genre: romance In the bustling, wire-laced world of late 19th-century America, Nattie Rogers lives by a strict code: keep your private life private, keep your feelings in check, and never mix romance with the telegraph key. A skilled operator known on the line by a crisp, professional handle, Nattie spends her days translating human urgency into dots and dashes and her nights guarding her independence in a society eager to define what a woman should be. But the telegraph also offers something intoxicating - connection without appearances, intimacy without introductions. When Nattie strikes up a playful, increasingly personal correspondence with a charming operator she knows only by his signal name, the exchange turns into a contest of wit, willpower, and vulnerability. As their messages grow bolder, the risks rise: misunderstandings can travel as fast as electricity, reputations can be damaged by rumor, and the boundary between on-the-wire fantasy and real-world consequence begins to blur. Moving from offices and boardinghouses to social gatherings and chance encounters, this pioneering romance explores identity, trust, and the strange thrill of falling for a voice you cannot see - while asking what it means to choose love on your own terms. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 01 (00:17:55) Chapter 02 (00:37:30) Chapter 03 (01:04:13) Chapter 04 (01:20:01) Chapter 05 (01:37:29) Chapter 06 (01:54:06) Chapter 07 (02:10:46) Chapter 08 (02:26:11) Chapter 09 (02:47:31) Chapter 10 (03:10:50) Chapter 11 (03:34:11) Chapter 12 (03:50:07) Chapter 13 (04:03:48) Chapter 14 (04:14:06) Chapter 15 (04:43:54) Chapter 16 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wired Love by Ella Jiva Thayer Chapter 1 Sounds from a Distant Sea Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, just a noise, that is all, but a very significant noise to miss Natalie Rogers, or Natty, as she was usually abbreviated. A noise that caused her to lay aside her book and jump up hastily, exclaiming with a gesture of impatience, somebody always calls me in the middle of of every entertaining chapter. That noise, that little clatter, like, and yet too irregular to be the ticking of a clock,

expressed to Natty these four mystic letters, B.M. X.N. Which, same four mystic letters interpreted, meant that the name, or to use the technical word, call of the telegraph office, over which she was present soul presiding, genius was B. M. And that B. M was wanted by a number. office on the wire, designated as X-N. A little out-of-the-way country office, some 50 miles down the line, was X-N, and as Natty signaled in reply to the call, her readiness to receive any communications therefrom, she was conscious of holding in some slight contempt the possible abilities of the human portion of its machinery, for who but an operator very green in the profession

would stay there. Consequently, she was quite unprepared for the the velocity with which the telegraph alphabet of sounds and dots and dashes rattled over the instrument, appropriately termed a sounder, upon which messages are received, and found herself wholly unable to write down the words as fast as they came. "'Dear me!' she thought rather nervously. "'The country is certainly ahead of the city this time. I wonder if this smart operator is a lady or gentleman.' And notwithstanding all her efforts, she was compelled to break, that is, open her key.

thereby breaking the circuit and interrupting XN with a request, please repeat. XN took the interruption very goodnaturedly, it was after dinner, and obeyed without expressing any impatience. But alas, Natty was even now unable to keep up with this two expert individual of uncertain sex and was obliged again to break with a humiliating petition,

please send slower. Oh, responded XN, For a small one, O is a very expressive word, but whether this particular one signified impatience, or, as Natty sensitively feared, contempt for her abilities she could not tell. But certain it was that X-N sent along the letters now, in such a slow, funereal possession, that she was driven half-frantic with nervousness in the attempt to piece them together into words. They had not proceeded far, however, but for a small, thin voice fell upon the ears of the agitated Natty.

Are you taking the message now? It asked. Natty glanced over her shoulder and saw a sharp, inquisitive nose, a green veil, a pair of eyeglasses, and a strained smile sticking through her little window.

Nodding a hasty answer to the question, she wrote down another word of the message that she had been able to catch, notwithstanding the interruption. As she did so, the voice again queried, Do you take them entirely by sound? With a determined endeavour not to break, Natty replied only with a frown.

But fate was evidently against her establishing reputation for me a good operator with XN. Here, please turn to this, quick! exclaimed a new voice, and a tall gentleman pounded impatiently on the shelf outside the little window with one hand, and with the other held forth a message. With despair in her heart, once more Natty interrupted XN, took the impatient gentleman's message,

studied out its illegible characters, and changed a bill, the owner of the nose looking on attentively, meanwhile this done, she bade the really much-abused X-N to proceed, or, in telegraphic terms, to G-A-the, G-A, being the telegraphic abbreviation for Go-A-Head, and thee, the last word she had received of the message. And this time, not even the fact of its being after dinner restrained X-N's feelings, and X-N made the sarcastic inquiry.

had you better not go home and send down someone who was capable of receiving this message. Now it would seem as if two persons, sixty or seventy miles apart, might severely fly into a rage and nurse their wrath comfortably without particularly annoying each other at the moment. But not under present conditions. Anatti turned red and bit her nails excitedly under the displeasure of the distant person of unknown sex at XN. But no instrument had yet been invented by which she could see.

see the expression on the face of this operator, at Ex-N, as she retorted, and her fingers formed the letters very sharply. Do you think it will help the matter at all for you to make a display of your charming disposition? G.A. the—I'm happy to be able to return the compliment implied, was Ex-N.'s prefaced with continuation of the message. And now, indeed, Natty might have recovered some of her fallen glories, being angry enough to be fiercely determined, had not the owner of the nose again made her presence manifest by the sudden question, Do you have a different sound for every word or syllable or what? And turning quickly round to scowl this persevering questioner into silence,

Natty's elbow hit and knocked over the inkstand, its contents pouring over her hands, dress, the desk and floor, and proving beyond a doubt as it descended the truth of its label, Superior black ink! And then save for the clatter of the sounder there was silence. For a moment, Natty gazed blankly at her besmeared hands and ruined dress, at the sounder and at the owner of the nose, who returned her look with that expression of serene amusement, often noticeable in those who contemplate from afar the mishaps of their fellow-beings.

Then with the courage of despair, she for the fourth time broke X-N, saying with inky impression on the instrument, "'Excuse me, but you'll have to wait. I'm all ink, and I'm being cross-examined.' having thus delivered herself she turned a deliberately deaf ear to exen's response which judging from the way the movable portion of the sounder danced was emphatic a little new milk will take that out complacently said the owner of the nose watching natty's efforts to remove the ink from her dress with blotting paper "'Unfortunately, I do not keep a cow here,' Natty replied tartly. "'Not quite polite in Natty this, but do not the circumstances plead strongly in her excuse. For remember, she was not one of those impossible, angelic young ladies of whom we read, but one of the ordinary human beings we meet every day.

The owner of the nose, however, was not charitable, and drew herself up loftily, as she said in imperative accents. "'You did not answer my question. Do you have to learn the sound of each letter, so I ever. to distinguish them from each other. Natty constrained herself to reply very shortly. Yes, can you take a message and talk to me at the same time? pursued the investigator.

No, was Natty's emphatic answer, as she looked ruefully at her dress. But your instrument there is going it now. Ain't they send you a message? Went on the relentless owner of the nose. At this Natty turned her attention a moment to what was being done on the wire and breathed a sigh of relief for XN had given place to another office and she replied, No, some office on the wire is sending some other office.

The nose elevated itself to surprise. Can you hear everything that is sent from every other office? Yes, was the weary reply, as Natty rubbed her dress. What? exclaimed the owner of the nose, in accents of incredulous wonder. All over the world? Certainly not, only the offices on this wire, there are about twenty, was the impatient reply.

Ah, evidently relieved. But, considering. "'Supposing you do not catch all the sounds, what do you do then?' "'Break. "'Bank? Break what? The instruments?' "'Quiried the owner of the nose, perplexedly, "'and looking as if that must be a very expensive habit. "'Break the circuit, the connection,

"'open the key and ask the sending officer "'to repeat from the last word I had been able to catch. "'Then seeing unmistakable evidence of more questions in the nose, "'nattie through the ink-soaked blotting-paper, "'and her last remnant of patience into the waste-basket, and asked, "'But you must excuse me, I am too busy to be "'and not interrupted longer,

"'and there are books that will give you all the information that you require.' "'So saying Natty turned her back, "'and the owner of the nose withdrew it, "'its tip glistening with indignation as she walked away. "'As it vanished, Natty gave a sigh of relief "'and sat down to mourn her ruined dress, "'whatever may have been her previous opinion. "'She was positive now that this was the prettiest,

"'the most becoming dress she had ever possessed, or might ever possess, only the old, old story. We prized most what is gone forever. And all that dreadful man's or woman's fault at X-N! cried Natty, savagely, unjustly too, for if anyone was responsible for the accident, it was the owner of the nose. But not long did Natty dare give way to her misery. That fatal message was not yet received.

Glancing over the few words she had of it, she read, send the hearse and then she began anxiously calling x n hers looked too serious for trifling but either x n's attention was now occupied in some other direction or else he or she was too much out of humour to reply for it was full twenty minutes before came the answering x n at which natty said as fiercely as fingers could i have been after you nearly half an hour have you came coolly back from x m well you are not alone many are after me my landlord and among others, not to mention a washerwoman or two. Then followed the figure four, which means, when shall I go ahead? Waxing jocuse, are you? Nattie murmured to herself, as she replied. G. A. Hurse. T.A. what? Hurse, repeated Natty, and firm, clear characters.

To her surprise and displeasure, X-N laughed, the circumstance being conveyed to her understanding in the usual way by the two letters, H-A. What are you laughing at? she asked. At your grave mistake, was X-N's answer, accompanied by another car. To convert a horse into a hearse is really an idea that merits a smile. As the consciousness of her blunder dawned upon her, Natty would gladly have sank into oblivion. But as that was impossible, she took a fresh blank and very meekly said,

G.A. Horse! With another laugh, X-N complied, and Natty now succeeded in receiving the message without further mishap. What did you sign? she asked as she thankfully wrote the last word. Every operator is obliged to sign his own private call, as well as the office call and OK at the close of each message. C was applied to Natty's question. O K-N-B-M, she then said, and added perhaps trying to drown the memory of a ludicrous error and politeness, I hope another time I shall not cause you so much trouble. C at X-N was evidently not to be exceeded in little speech.

of this kind, but he or she responded immediately. On the contrary, it was I who gave you trouble. I know I must certainly have done so, or you never could have affected such a transformation as you did. Imagine the feelings of the sender of that message had he found a hearse awaiting his arrival instead of a horse. Biting her lip with secret mortification, but determined to make the best of the matter outwardly, Nassie replied, I suppose I never shall hear the last of that hearse, but at all events

it took the surliness out of you. Yes, when people come to a hearse, they are not apt to have any more kinks in their disposition. I confess, though, Cee went on, frankly. I was unpardonably cross, not surly that is out of my line, but cross. In truth, I was all out of sorts. Will you forgive me if I will never do so again? Certainly, Natty replied readily. I am sure we are far enough apart to get on without quarreling, if, as they say, distance lends enchantment, particularly when I pride myself upon my sweet disposition, said C. At which Natty smiled to herself to the surprise of a passing gentleman on whom her unconscious gaze rested, and who thought, of course, that she was smiling at him.

Appearances are deceitful. I fear you will have to prove your sweetness before I shall believe in it, Natty responded to C, all unaware of what she had done, or that the strange young gentleman went on his way, with a firm resolve to pass by that office again, and obtain another smile. It shall be my sole aim hereafter, C replied, and then asked, Have you a pleasant office there?

I regret to say no. Then looking around and describing what she saw. A long, dark little room, into which the sun never shines. A crazy and a wooden chair. A high stool, desk, instruments, that is all. Oh, and me! Last but not least, said C,

but what a contrast to my office. Mine is all windows, and in cold days like this, the wind whistles in. until my very bones rattle. The outward view is fine. As I sit I see a stable, a carpenter's shop, the roof of the new town hall that has ruined the town, and, excuse me, someone at another office on the line here broke in, and with more politeness than is sometimes shown in interrupting conversations on the wire, I have a message to send, and forthwith began calling.

At this Natty resumed her interrupted occupation of bewailing her spoiled dress, but at the same time she had a feeling of pleased, surprised at the at the affability of C at XN. I wonder, she thought, as she took up her book again and tried to bury the remembrance of her accident to their end. I do wonder if this C

is he or she. Soon, however, she heard XN call once more, and this time she laid her book aside very readily. You did not describe the principal part of your office, yourself, C said when she answered the call.

How can I describe myself? replied Natty. How can anyone properly? One C is that same old face and the glass day after day and become so used to it that it is almost impossible to notice even the changes in it. So I am sure I do not see how one can tell how it really does look, unless one's nose is broken or one's eyes crossed, and mine are not, or one should not see a looking-glass for a year. I can only say I am very inky just now. Oh, that is too bad,

he said then with a laugh. It has always been a source of great wonder to me, how certain very plain people of my acquaintance could possibly think themselves handsome, but I see it all now. Can you not, however, leave the beauty out and give me some sort of an idea about yourself for my imagination to work upon? Certainly, replied Natty with a mischievous twinkle in her eye

that C knew not of. Imagine, if you please, a tall young man with C broke quickly, saying, Oh, no, you cannot deceive me in that way. Under protest I accept the height, but spurn the sex. Why, you do not suppose I'm a lady, do you? Quiried Natty.

I'm quite positive you are. There is a certain difference in the sending of a lady and gentleman that I have learned to distinguish. Can you truly say I am wrong? Natty evaded a direct reply by saying, People who think they know so much are often deceived. Now I make no surmises upon you, but ask fairly and squarely, shall I call you Mr. Miss or Mrs. C. Call me neither.

Call me plain C or a picture, if you like, in place of your sounder, a blonde, fairy-like girl talking to you with pensive cheeks and sunny, don't you believe a word of it? someone on the wire here broke in, wishing probably to have a finger in the pie. Picture a hippopotamus, an elephant, but picture no fairy. Judge not others by yourself and learn to speak when spoken to, C replied to the unknown, then, to end, you know the more mystery there is about anything, the more interesting it becomes.

Therefore, if I enveloped myself in all the mystery of possible, I will cherish hopes that you may dream of me. But I am quite sure you can. With propriety, be called Mr. C. plain as you say I do not replied Natty now as it is time for me to go home I shall have to say good-night to be continued in our next queried C if you are not in a cross mood replied Natty now that is a very unkind suggestion after my abject apology but although our acquaintance had a grave rehearsal I trust it will have a happy ending Natty frowned if you will promise never to say grave hearse or anything in the undertaking line I will agree never to say

cross, she said. The undertaking will not be difficult, with all my heart, see answered, and with this mutual understanding they bade each other good-night. There certainly is something romantic in talking to a mysterious person, unseen and miles away, thought Natty, as she put on her hat, but I would really like to know whether my new friend employs a tailor or a dressmaker. Was Natty conscious of a feeling that it would add to the possessed of the romantic acquaintance should the distant sea be entitled to the use of the masculine pronoun. Perhaps so, for Natty was human and was only 19. End of Chapter 1. Chapter 2 of Wired Love by Ella Jiva Thayer at the Hotel Norman. Miss Natty Rogers, telegraph operator,

lived, as it were, in two worlds, the one her office, Dinge and Catea. those to proportions, but from whence she could wander away through the medium of that slender telegraph wire, on a sort of electric wings, to distant cities and towns, where, although alone all day, she could not lack social intercourse, and where she could amuse herself if she chose, by listening to, and speculating upon the many messages of joy or of sorrow, of business, and of pleasure, constantly going over the wire. But the other world in which Miss Rogers lived was very different. The world bounded by the four walls of a backroom at Miss Betsy Clings. It must be confessed that there were more pleasing views than sheds in greater or less

degrees of dilapidation, a sickly grapevine, a line of flapping sheets, an overflowing ash barrel, sweeter sounds than the dulcet notes of old ragmen, the serenades of musical cats, or the strains of a cornet played upon at indifles from 9 p.m. to 12, with the evident purpose of exhausting superfluous air in the performer's lungs. Perhaps, too, there was more agreeable company possible than Miss Betsy Cling. Therefore, in the evening, Sunday and holiday, if not in the telegraphic world of Miss Rogers, loneliness and the unpleasant sensation known as blues are not uncommon. Miss Betsy Cling, who, although in reduced circumstances boasted of certain blue blood inherited from dead and gone ancestors, who perhaps

would have been surprised could they have known at this late day how very genteel they were in life, rented a flat in Hotel Norman on the second floor, of which she let one room, not an account of the weekly emolument received therefrom, are no, but for the sake of having someone for company. In this respect she was truly a contrast to Miss Simonson, a hundred and seventy-five pound widow who lived in the remaining suite of that floor, and who let every room she possibly could, in order, as she Franklin confessed, to make both ends meet. For a constant struggle with the ways and means whereby to live had quite annihilated any superfluous gentility Mrs. Simerson might have had, accepting only one lingering remnant

that would never allow her to hang in the window, one of those cheaply conspicuous placards announcing, when's to let Miss Betsy Cling was a spinster Not because she liked it But on account of circumstances Over which she had no control And her principal object in life

Outside of the never expressed But much thought of one of finding her other self Like her astray Was to keep watch and ward Over the affairs of the occupants of neighbouring flats And see that they conducted themselves With a propriety Becoming the neighbours

Of so very genteel and unexceptionable a person as Miss Betsy Kling. In pursuit of this occupation, she was addicted to sudden and silent appearances, much after the manner of materialised spirits, at windows opening into the hall, and doors carelessly left ajar. She was, however, afflicted with the chronic cold

that somewhat interfered with her ability to become a first-class listener, on account of its producing an incessant sniffle and spasms of violent sneezing. Miss Rogers, going home to that backroom of hers, found herself still pondering upon the problem sex of sea, rather to her own chagrin when she caught her thoughts thus straying too, for she had a certain scorn of anything pertaining to trivial sentiment, and little scorn of herself she also had sometimes.

In fact, her desires reached beyond the obtaining of the everyday commonplaces, with which so many are content to fill their lives, and she possessed an ambition to too dominant to allow her to be content with the dead level of life. Therefore it was that any happy hours of forgetfulness of all but the present that sometimes came in her way were often followed by others of unrest and dissatisfaction. There were certain dreams she indulged in of the future, now hopefully, now utterly disheartened, that she was so far away from their realization. These dreams were of fame, of fame as an authoress,

Whether it was the true genius stirring within her, for that most unfortunate of all things, an unconquerable desire without the talent to rise above mediocrity, time alone could tell. Compelled by the failure and subsequent death of her father to support herself, or become a burden upon her mother, whose now scanty means barely sufficed for herself and two younger children, Natty chose the more independent but harder course, for she was not the kind of girl to sit down and wait for someone to come along and marry her and relieve her of the burden of self-support. So from a telegraph office in the country where she learned the profession, she drifted to her

present one in the city. To her as yet there was a certain fascination about telegraphy, but she had a pre-sentiment that in time the charm would give place to monotony, more especially as beyond a certain point there was positively no advancement in the profession. Although knowing she could not be content to always be merely a telegraph operator, she resolved to like it as well and as long as she could,

since it was the best for the present. As she lighted the gas in her room, she thought not of these things that were so often in her mind, but of sea, and then scolded herself for caring whether that distant individual was man or woman. What mattered it to a young lady who felt herself above flirtations. So there was a little scowl on her face

as she turned around that did not lesson when she beheld Miss Kling standing in her doorway. Miss Rogers did not, to speak candidly, find her landlady a congenial spirit, and only remained upon her premises because being there was a lesser evil than living in that most unhomelike

of all places, a boarding-house. I thought I would make you a call, the unwelcome visitor remarked, rubbing her nose, that from constant friction had become red and shining. "'I have been loose from today. I usually run into Mrs. Simonsonson's in the afternoon. She's been out since twelve o'clock. I can't make out, musingly.

Where she can have gone! Not that she is just the company I desire. She's never been used to anything above the common, poor soul, and will say, name rooms, but she is better than no one, and at least can appreciate in others the culture and standing she has never attained. And Miss Kling sneezed and glanced at Natty with an expression that plainly said her lodger would do well to imitate in this last respect the lady in question. I am very little acquainted with Mrs. Simonson, Natty replied, with a tinge of scorn curling her lip, for in truth she had little reverence for Miss Kling's blue blood. Her lodgers like her very much, I believe, at least. Quimby speaks of her in the highest terms.

"'Quimmy,' repeated Miss Kling, with a sniffle of contempt. "'A blundering, awkward creature who is always doing or saying some shocking thing.' "'I know that he is neither elegant nor talented, and is often very awkward, but he is honest and kind-hearted, and one is willing to overlook other deficiencies for such rare qualities,' "'nathy replied, a little warmly. "'And so Mrs. Simmond feels, I am confident,' Miss Kling, eyeed her sharply. "'Not at all. Miss Rogers to know, Mrs. Simonson endures his blunders, because as she says, he can live on the interest

of his money on a pinch, and she thinks such a lodger as something of which to boast. On a pinch, indeed, added Miss Kling, with a sneeze, and giving the principal feature in her face, something very like the exclamation, a very tight pinch it would be, I am thinking. Then somewhat spitefully, she continued. But I was not aware, Miss Rogers, that you and this Quimby were so interested. The admiration is mutual, I suppose. There is no admiration, replied Natty with a flash of her grey eyes, inwardly indignant that anyone should insinuate she admired Quimby.

Honest blundering Quimby, whom no one ever allowed a handle to his name, and was so clever, but like all clever people, such a dreadful bore. I have only met him two or three times since that evening he introduced us in the hall, so there has hardly been an opportunity for anything of that kind. "'You spoke so warmly,' Miss Kling remarked. "'However, conciliatingly, "'I don't suppose by any means that you are in love with Quimby, "'you are much too sensible a young lady for such folly.'

"'Natty shrugged her shoulders, as if tired of the subject, "'and after a spasm of sneezing, Miss Kling continued. "'As you intimate, he means all right, poor fellow, "'and that is more than I should be willing to acknowledge "'regarding Mrs. Simmons's other lodger "'that Mr. Norton, who called himself an artist. I am sure I never saw anyone except a convict wear such short hair, and Miss Kling shook her head insinuatingly. From this beginning to Natty's dismay, Miss Kling proceeded

to the dissection of their neighbours who lived in the suite above, Celeste Fishplate and her father. The former Miss Kling declared, was setting her cap for Quimby. Mr. Fishplate, being an unquestionably disagreeable specimen of the genus Homo with a somewhat startling habit for exploding in short but expressive sentences, never using more than three consecutive words. Natty naturally expected to hear him even more severely and amethematized than anyone else. But to her surprise, the lady conducting the conversation declared him a fine, sensible man, at which Natty first stared and then smiled, as it occurred to her that Mr. Fishplate was a widower, and might it not be that Miss Kling contemplated the possibility of his becoming that other self not yet attained. Fortunately, Miss Kling did not observe her lodger's

looks, so intent was she in admiration of Mr. Fishplate's fine points, and soon took her leave. After her departure, Natty changed her inky dress and put on her hat to go out for something forgotten until now. As she stepped into the hall, a tall young man with extremely long arms and legs and mouth that, although shaded by a faint outline of a moustache, invariably suggested an alligator, opened the door of Mrs. Simonson's rooms opposite, and seeing Natty, started back in a sort of nervous bashfulness. Recovering himself, he then darted out with such impetuosity at his foot caught in a rug. He fell, and went headlong downstairs. dragging with him a firebucket, at which she clutched in a vain effort to save himself,

the two jointly making a noise that echoed through the silent walls, and brought out to the inhabitants of the rooms in alarm. What is it? Is anyone killed? Shrieked from above, a voice recognisable as that of Celeste fishplate, two names that could never, by any possibility, sound harmonious. What is the matter now? screamed Miss Kling, appearing at her door with the query. "'Have you hurt yourself?' Natty asked, as she went down to see where the hero of the catastrophe

sat on the bottom stair, ruefully rubbing his elbow, but who now picked up his hat and the fire-bucket, and rose to explain. "'It's nothing, nothing at all, you know,' he said, looking upward and bowing to the voices. "'I caught my foot in the rug, and—' "'Did you tear the rug?' he anxiously interrupted the listening Mrs. Simonson, suddenly appearing at the banisters, not that she felt for her lodger less, but for the rug. more, a distinction arising from that constant struggle with, The ways and means. Oh, no, I assure you, there was no damage done to the rug, or firebucket.

The victim responded, reassuringly, and in perfect good faith, or myself, he added modestly, as if the latter was scarce worth speaking of. I'm used to it, you know, reverting to his usual expression in accidents of all descriptions. I declare I don't know what you will do next, muttered Mrs. Simonson, was reaching to examine the rug. I think you must be in love, Quimby. An assertion caused Miss Kling to give vent to contemptuous, and awakened in its subject the most excruciating embarrassment.

The poor fellow glanced at Natty, blushed, perspired, and frantically clutching at the firebucket, stammered a protest. No, really, I... Now, I'm mistaken, you know. The people are in love are always absent-minded, persistent, celeste with another giggle, So it was useless to—but exactly what was useless did not appear, as at this point a stentorian voice, the voice of Miss Cling's fine, sensible man, roared,

Enough! At which, to Quimby's relief, Celeste, always in mortal fear of her father, hastily withdrew. Not so, Miss Cling. She silently waited to see if Natty and Quimby would go out together, and was rewarded by hearing the latter ask, as Natty made a movement towards the door. I, might I be so bold as to ask to be your escort? I should be pleased, Natty answered, adding with a mischievous glance, but in a low tone aware of the listening ears above.

That is, if you'll consent to dispense with the fire-bucket, Quimby started, and dropping the article in question, as if it had suddenly turned red-hot, ejaculated. Bless my soul, really, I beg pardon, I'm sure. Then, bashfully offering his arm, they went out. while Miss Kling balefully shook her head. "'So Celeste will insist upon it that you are in love, "'because you tripped and fell downstairs,' Natty said,

"'by way of opening a conversation as they walked along, "'a remark that did not tend to lessen his evident disquietude. "'And having now no fire-bucket, he clutched at his necktie, "'toiling it all awry, not at all to the improvement of his personal appearance, "'as he replied, "'oh, really, you know, it's no matter.' I am used to it, you know. Used to falling in love?

queried Natty with raised eyebrows. No, no, the other, you know, that is, gasped, whimby, hopelessly lost or substantive. I mean, it's a mistake, you know. Then with a desperate rush away from the embarrassing subject, did you know, are we, that is Mrs. Simonson, was going to have a new lodger? No, is she? asked Natty. Yes, a young lady coming to-morrow, sort of an actress. You are prima donna, you know, a Miss Archer.

If you and she should happen to like each other, it would be pleasant for you, wouldn't it? Asked Quimby eagerly, the devout hope such might be, for then should he not be a gainer by seeing more often the young lady by his side, whose grey eyes had already made havoc, in his honest and susceptible heart? It would be pleasant, acquiesced Natty, an utter unconsciousness of Quimby's selfish hidden thought. But I am lonely sometimes. Miss Kling is not, not. Oh, certainly, of course not.

Quimby responded sympathetically and understandingly, as Natty hesitated for a word that would express her meaning. They never have any adaptable or maids, you know. But it isn't because they are unmarried, said Natty, perhaps feeling called upon to defend her future self, but because they were born so. Exactly, you know, that's why no fellow ever. Marius'amor, said Quimby with a glance of a bashful admiration at his companion.

Natty laughed. And this Miss Archer, did you say she was a prima donna? she questioned. Yes, that is a sort of kind of one, or going to me, or some way musical or theatrical, you know, was Quimby's lucid reply. I'll make a point to introduce you if allow me, that pleasure. Certainly, responded Natty and added, I should be quite rich, for me in acquaintances soon, if I continue as I have begun. I made a new one on the wire today.

On the—I beg pardon? On the what? asked Quimby with visions of tight ropes flashing through his mind. On the wire, repeated Natty, to whom the phrase was so common that it never occurred to her as needing any explanation. Oh, said the puzzled Quimby, not at all comprehending,

but unwilling to confess his ignorance. Worst of it is, I don't know the sex of my new. friend, which makes it a little awkward," continued Natty. Quimby stared. Don't—I beg pardon—don't know her—his— "'Sex,' he repeated, with wide open eyes. "'No, it was on the wire, you know.'

Again, explained Natty, privately thinking him unusually stupid. About seventy miles away. We first quarreled and then had a pleasant talk. "'Talk? Seventy miles?' Fortered the perplexed Quimby, then brightening, "'Oh, I see, a telephone, you know.' "'Oh, indeed,' replied Natty, laughing at his incomprehensibility.

"'We don't need telephones, we can talk without. "'Did you not know that? "'And what is better? "'No one but those who understand our language can know what we say.' "'Exactly,' answered Quimby, relapsing again into wonder, "'Exactly, on the wire!' "'We talk in a language of dots and. dashes that even Miss Kling might listen to in vain.

And you know, she went on confidentially, somehow I am very much interested in my new friend. I wish I knew it's so awkward, as I said, but I really think it's a gentleman. Exactly, exactly so, responded Quimby somewhat dejectedly, and during the remainder of their walk he was very much harassed in his mind, over this interest Natty confessed in her new friend, on the wire, who would appear as a little bit. a tightrope performer to his perturbed imagination, and he felt in his inmost heart that

it would be a great relief to his mind if this mysterious person should prove a lady, even though if a gentleman he was many miles away. For Quimby, with all his obtusity, had an inkling of the power of mystery, and was already far enough on the road to love, to be jealous. As these thoughts, Natty was of course wholly unaware, and chatted gaily now with the distant sea, and now of the coming Miss Archer, to her somewhat abstracted, but always devoted companion. And of Chapter 2.

Chapter 3 of Wired Love by Ella Jiva Thayer. This Libravox recording is in the public domain. Visible and invisible friends. With perhaps one or two less frowns than usual at the destiny that compelled her to forego any morning naps, and be up and stirring at the early hour of, of six o'clock. Nattie arose next morning, aware of a more than accustomed willingness to go to the office, and immediately on her arrival there, she opened the key and said, without calling, just to ascertain if her far-away acquaintance would notice it, good morning, GM, C. Apparently,

C had his or her ears on the alert, for immediately came the response, GM, my dear, a form of expression rather familiar for so short an acquaintance, that is, supposing, C, to be a gentleman. But then people talk for the sake of talking, and never say what they mean on the wire, thought Natty. Besides, did not the distance in any case annul the familiarity. Therefore, without taking offence, even without comment, she asked, Are we to get along today without quarreling?

Oh, it is you, is it, N? responded C. I thought so, but it was a little. quite sure. Yes, you may break at every word, and I will still be amiable. I should be afraid to put you to the test, replied Natty with a laugh. Do you then think me as such a hopelessly ill-natured fellow? inquired C. Fellow, triumphantly repeated, Natty, be careful, or you will betray yourself. Ha-ha! laughed C. Stupid enough of me, wasn't it, but it only proves the old adage

about giving a man rope enough to hang himself. Don't mention old adage is. for I detest them, said Natty, especially that one about the early bird and the worm, but I fear as a Miss Terry. You are not a success, Mr. C. A very bad attempt at a pun, said C. I trust, however, you will not desert me. Now your curiosity is satisfied, Miss N. Don't be in such a hurry to miss me.

I have said nothing yet to give you that right, Natty replied. Nevertheless, it's utterly impossible not to miss you. I missed you last night after you had gone home, for instance, but you or a great-holking fellow no indeed, in my mind's eye. But what was in C's mind's eye did not just then appear, for at this interesting point someone at Natty's window, saying, I would like to send a message, obliged her reluctantly to interrupt him with, excuse me a moment a customer is waiting. She then turned as much of her attention as she could separate from C to the customer, enabled,

perhaps, to answer the volley of miscellaneous questions, poured upon a point. her with unusual affability on account of the settlement, and in the right direction, of that vexed question of seize sex. But she could not help thinking as she glanced at the message finally written, and handed to her that had the writer attended a little more to the spelling book, and a little less to the accumulation of diamond rings, it might have been a very wise proceeding, but perhaps Meet me at the train was sufficiently intelligible for all purposes. What was it about your mind's eye?

Natty asked over the wire at the first opportunity. C was again on the alert, without being called, but the answer came, after a moment, just long enough for him to cross the room, perhaps. As I was saying, in the eye aforesaid, methinks I see a tall, slim lady with blue eyes and light hair, and dimples that come into her cheeks when I stupidly betray my sex. As C. said this, Natty glanced into the glass just over her head at the reflection of her face,

her face whose expression was its charm, that never could be called pretty, but that nevertheless suggested a possibility, only a possibility, of being handsome, for there is a vast difference between pretty and handsome. Pretty people seldom know very much, but to be handsome, a person must have brains and inner as well as an outer beauty. How fortunate it is, You are not near enough to be disenchanted, Natalie replied to see. Your mind's eye is very unreliable, tall, why I am only five feet, never was guilty of a dimple, and my eyes are of some dreadfully nondescript colour. If you are only five feet, you can never look down on me, which is a great consolation,

C, responded, and for the rest, imagination will clothe the unseen with all possible beauty and grace. I am sure I am perfectly willing, you should imagine me as beautiful as you please, replied Natty, as long as we don't come face to face, which in all probability we never shall, you will not know how different from the real was the ideal. Please don't discourage me so soon, for I hope some time we may clasp hands bodily as we do now spiritually on the wire, for we do, don't we? said C, asserting before he questioned. Certainly, here is mine spiritually, responded Natty, without the least hesitation, As she thought of the miles of safe distance between,

Now may I ask, Oh, come, come, this will never do. You are getting on altogether too fast for people who are quarrelling so yesterday, broke in a third party, who signed M, and was a young lady wire acquaintance of Natty's some twenty miles distance. You think the circuit of our friendship ought to be broken? queried Natty. Ah, leave that to time and change,

by which all circuits are broken, remarked C. Yes, but such a sudden friendship is sure to come to a virored. silent end," M said. Suppose now I should report you for talking so much, not to see flirting on the wire, which is against the rules, you know. In that event I should know how to be revenged, replied C. I should put on my ground wire and cut off communication between you and that little fellow at Z.

M laughed, and perhaps feeling herself rather weak on that point, subsided and Natty began. Sentiment. But the pretty little speech on that subject she had already was spoiled by an operator, who evidently had none of it in his soul, usurping the wire with a prefaced remark, Get out! The wire being unusually busy, this was all the conversation Natty and C had during the day. But just before six o'clock came to call, BM, BM, BM, X-N.

B-M! immediately responded, Natty. I merely want to ask for my character before saying G-N. Haven't I been Amy Bill today? Was asked for my accent. "'Feddy, but there is no merit in it, as Mark Tapley would say,' replied Natty. "'You had no provocation. Now I flattered myself I had come out strong. "'Alas!

What a hard thing it is to establish one's reputation,' said C. sagely. "'But I trust to time, who, after all, is a pretty good fellow to write matters, "'notwithstanding a dreadful, careless way he has of stirring crow's feet and wrinkles.' "'Has he dropped any down your way?' asked Natty, "'Hinting to know my age now, are you? Oh, curiosity, curiosity! Yes, I think he has implanted a perceptible crow's foot or two, but he has spared the hairs of my head, and for that I am thankful. Did you ever see an aged operator? I never did, and don't know whether it's because electricity acts as a sort of antidote, or whether they grow wise as they grow old and leave the business.

The case is respectfully submitted. "'Or organs of discernment must be fully developed,' Natty replied. It is fortunate I am too far away to be analysed personally, and I don't think I will stay after hours to discuss these things to-night. I am tired, for I've had a run of disagreeable people today. So, G. N. G.N., my dear, said the gallant C., in whose composition, bashfulness, seemed certainly to have no part.

But then, as Natty previously had thought, he was a long way off. It must be confessed C could hardly fail to have been flattered, had he known how full that his thoughts were of him, as she went home that night, a little foolish in the young lady, who rather prided herself on being strong-minded, this deep interest, but hers was a lonely life, poor girl, and C. was certainly entertaining over the wire, whatever he might be in a personal interview, of course not very likely to occur, no, it was all over the wire. As she reached her own door, absorbed in these meditations, she heard the sound of a merry laugh over in Mrs. Simons, and saw a large trunk in the hall.

From this she inferred that Miss Archer had arrived, a fact Miss Kling confirmed, with uplifted eyebrows in the remark, There must be something wrong about a young lady who has three immense trunks. Although Natty felt a desire to make this newcomer's acquaintance, it was less strong than it might have been, had she arrived a week sooner,

but it was undoubtedly true that the interest she had in her new invisible friend far exceeded that towards a possible visible one. Such is the power of mystery. The office now possessed a new charm for her, to the surprise of an idle clerk in an office over the way, who had always noted how particular she was to arrive at exactly 8am, and to leave precisely at 6pm, she suddenly began to appear before hours in the morning,

and to stay after hours at night. Of course, this benighted person was not aware that by so doing she secured quiet chat with sea, uninterrupted, and without being told in the middle of some pretty speech to shut up, or to keep out, or by some soured, an inelegant operator on the line, to whom the romance of telegraphy had long ago given place to the monotonous, poorly paid, everyday reality. And it came to pass that Cee soon shared all her daily life, thoughts and troubles. Annoyances became lighter because she told him, and he sympathised.

Any funny incident that occurred was doubly funny because they laughed over it together, and so it went on. That good night dear, previously unchallenged, became a regular institution, and still, on account of those long miles between them, Natty made only a faint remonstrance, when his usual morning salutation grew into, Good morning, little five-foot girl at BM, then was shortened to, good morning, little little girl. And all this time it never occurred to them, that accepting N was for Natty, and C for Clem,

they knew really nothing about each other, not even their names. Thus the acquaintance went on, amid much banter from the before-mentioned M, and interruptions from disgusted old settlers. It was by no means to the satisfaction of Quimby that Miss Rogers should thus allow the telegraphic world to supersede the one in which he had a part, That intimacy with Miss Archer, of which he had dreamed, as a means of improving his own acquaintance with her towards whom his susceptible heart yearned, did not make even a beginning. In fact, what with Natty being engaged all day and stopping after hours for a quiet talk

with C, and Miss Archer having many evening engagements, the two had never even met, and how a young man was to make himself agreeable in the eyes of a young lady he only caught a glimpse of occasionally was a problem quite beyond solution by the brain of Quimby. Two or three times in his distraction of mind, he had stood in very light clothing, about Natty's hour of returning home, full twenty-five minutes at the outer door of the hotel, with a cold wind blowing on him. But Natty, utterly unconscious of this devotion, was enjoying the conversation of sea, and so at last, half-frozen, poor Quimby was compelled to retreat, his object unaccomplished.

He would willingly have wondered about the halls for hours, and waylaid her, had it not been that the fear of those two terrific ones, Miss Kling and Mr. Fishplate, catching him at it, prevailed all over other considerations. As for going to her office, Quenby, in his bashfulness, dared not even walk through the street containing it, lest she should penetrate his motives, and be offended at his presumption. Under these circumstances, he began to despair of ever having the opportunity to say nothing of the ability of making an impression when one afternoon he chanced to meet Miss Archer in the vicinity of Natty's office, and was instantly overwhelmed by a brilliant idea. That was to ask

Miss Archer, to whom he had talked much of Natty during her short acquaintance, if she would call on her with him, omitting the fact that he dared not go alone. Miss Archer, a little curious to see the lady with whom she was secretly convinced, Quimby was in love, readily consented to the proposition. And so it came to her. to pass that Natty was interrupted in an account she was giving sea of a man who wanted to send a message to his wife, and seemed to think, my wife, in providence, all the address necessary by the unexpected apparition of Quimby, accompanied by a stylish and handsome young lady. I beg pardon if I intrude, you know, he stammered, beginning to wish he had not done it,

as Natty with an, excuse me, visitors to see, rose and came forward. "'But I brought Miss Archer to make you acquainted, you know.' "'I am debted to you for that pleasure,' Natty said with a smile, as she took the hand to Miss Archer extended, saying, "'I have heard Quimby speak about you so much. I already feel acquainted.' Quimby blushed and nervously fingered his necktie. "'Such dear neighbours, so lonesome, I thought you ought to know each other,' he said confusedly. "'Yes, I began to fear we were destined, never to meet,' Natty replied.

as she held the private door open for her visitors to enter, her proceeding contrary to rules, but she preferred rather to transgress in this way than in manners, and leave her callers standing out in the cold. "'I don't know as we ever should, had it not been for Quimby,' said Miss Archer, glancing curiously around the office. "'Nor believe I never was in a telegraph office before. Do you find the confinement rather irksome?'

"'Sometimes,' Natty replied. "'But then there always is someone to talk with on the wire.' and in that way a good deal of the time passes. Talk with, on the wire, queried Miss Archer with uplifted eyebrows. What does that mean? Don't tell me. I am as ignorant as a hottentot about anything appertaining to telegraphy. Nearly all I know is you'll write a message, pay for it, and it goes.

Natty smiled and explained, and then turning to Quimby asked, You remember my speaking about C and wondering whether a gentleman or a lady? Oh, yes, Quimby remembered. and fidgeted on his chair. He proved to be a gentleman. Oh, yes. Exactly, you know, responded Quimby, looking anything but elated.

It must be a very romantic and fascinating. Chalk is summoned so far away, a mysterious stranger, too, that one has never seen, Miss Archer said, her black eye sparkling. I should get up a nice little sentimental affair immediately. I know I should. There is something so nice about anything with a mystery to it, "'Yes, telegraphy has its romantic side.

"'It would be dreadfully dull if it did not,' Natty answered. "'But now, really,' said Quimby, who sat on the extreme edge of the chair, "'with his feet some two yards away from each other. "'Really, you know, now suppose, just suppose, your mysterious, invisible, "'shouldn't be just what you think, you know. "'You see, I remember one of two young men and telegraph officers, "'whose collars and cuffs always soiled, you know. "'I have great faith in my sea,' laughed Natty.

"'It would be dreadfully unromantic to fall in love with a soiled individual, wouldn't it?' said Miss Archer, with an expressive shrug of her shoulders. Natty coloured a little, and answered hastily. "'Oh, it's only fun, you know,' at which Quimby brightened, and Miss Archer inquired gaily. "'Pou pass le-t-tong,' Natty nodded in reply as she took a message from a lady, who had only a few words to send, but found it necessary. to ask about fifteen questions, and relate all of her recent family history, concluding with the birth of twins, before being satisfied her message would go all right, proceeding that made Quimby stare, and afforded Miss Archer much amusement. Oh, that is nothing, Natty said, in answer to the latter's significant laugh, when the

customer had retired, some very ludicrous incidents, okay, almost daily, I assure you. Truly, the ignorance of people in regard to telegraphy is surprising, aggravating tools. sometimes. Just imagine a person thinking a telegraph office is managed on the same principle as those stores, where they at first charge double the value of the goods for the sake of giving people the pleasure of beating them down. It was only yesterday that a woman tried to cook me to take off ten cents, and then snarled at me because I wouldn't, and declared she would patronise some other office next time, as if it mattered to me, except to wish she might, and there was someone calling on the wire, with a rush message all the time she was detaining me.

They think you ought to be a harvest with a punch, like a horse-car conductor,' said Miss Archer, laughing, and added, "'I wish I knew how to telegraph. I would have a jet with your sea. I am getting very much interested in him.' Quimby twirled his hat uneasily. "'But I beg pardon, but he may be a soiled invisible, you know,' he hinted seemingly determined to keep this possibility up at most. Before Natty could again defend her sea, a woman covered with cheap finery thrust her head into the window. How much does it cost to telegram? She asked. To which place did you wish to send?

Natty inquired. With a look as if she considered this a very impertinent question, the woman replied with a slight toss of her head. It's no matter about the place. I only want to know what it costs to telegram. That depends entirely on where the message is going, answered Natty with a glance at Miss Archer. Oh, does it?

said the woman, looking surprised. Well, to Chicago then. Natty told her the tariff to that city. "'Is that the cheapest?' she then asked. "'I only want to send a few words, about six. "'The price is the same for one or ten words,' said Natty, rather impatiently. "'The woman gave another surprised stare. "'That's strange,' she said incredulously.

"'Well,' moving away. "'Oh, right, then. I'm not going to pay for ten words when I want to send six.' "'It is a specimen of the ignorance we're just speaking of, I presume,' laughed Miss Archer, as soon as the would-be sender was out of hearing. Yes, replied Natty. It's hard to make them believe sometimes that everything less than ten words is a stated price and that we only charge per word after that number.

And speaking of ignorance, do you know I once actually had a letter brought me, or sealed, to be sent that way by telegraph? Miss Archer laughed again, and Quimby inquired. I beg pardon, but did I understand that the last came within your experience? Yes, Natty replied, and I had a young woman come in here once

who asked me to write the message for her, and after I had done so, in a somewhat hasty scrawl, she took it, looked it all over, critically dotted some eyes and crossed some teas, I all the time staring, amazed, and wondering if she supposed I could not read my own handwriting, then scowled and threw it down disgustedly, saying,

John never can read that, I shall have to write it myself, he knows my writing. Can such things be? cried Miss Archer. But, asked Quimby, from his uncomfortable perch from the edge of the chair. Isn't there something a facsimile arrangement? I believe there is, but it is not yet perfected, replied Natty. Oh well, then the young woman was only in advance of the age, said Miss Archer.

And what with that in the telephone is that dreadful phonograph that bottles up all one says, and as squages it at inconvenient times, who will soon be able to do everything by electricity. Who knows, but some genius will invent something for the especial use of lovers. something, for instance, to carry in their pockets, so when they are far away from each other and pine for the sound of that beloved voice, they will have only to take up this electrical apparatus, put it to their ears, and be happy. Ah, blissful lovers of the future! Yes, I, yes, that would be a good idea, cried Quimby eagerly, then instantly fearing he had betrayed himself,

turned red and clutched at the moustache that eluded his grasp. Miss Archer looked at him and smiled, and Natty was about to expound further when she heard C asking on the wire, "'N, haven't your visitors gone yet? Tell them to hurry.' "'You wouldn't say so,' Natty responded to him, "'if you knew what a handsome young lady one of my two visitors is. "'We have been talking about you, too.' "'introduce me, please do,' said C. "'What are you doing now?' asked Miss Archer, watchful of Natty's smiling face.

Leaving the key open, Natty explained to Quimby's unconcealed dissatisfaction, but Miss Archer was delighted. "'Oh, do introduce me, can you anyway?' she said. Natty nodded affirmatively, and taking hold of the key, wrote, "'She is as anxious as you are. So allow me to make you acquainted with Miss Archer, a young lady with the prettiest black eyes I ever saw.' "'Is she an operator?' asked C.

"'Doesn't know a dot from a dash,' Natty answered him. "'Then tell her in plain language that this is the happiest moment of my life, and also that black eyes are my especial adoration. What have you been telling him about me, your dreadful girl?' queried Miss Archer, shaking her head remonstratingly when this was repeated to her. "'But you may inform him I am delighted to make his acquaintance, and hope he has curly her, because it's so nice to pull.' With the hope of such happy occurrence, I will hereafter do up my hair in papers, see, replied

when Natty had repeated this to him, but do not slight your other visitor. "'Shall I introduce you?' asked Natty, holding the key open and turning to Quimby, who had betrayed various symptoms. of uneasiness while this conversation was going on, and who now grasped his hat firmly, as if to throw it at the little sounder that represented the offending C, and answered, "'No, no, I really are. I beg pardon, it's really no matter about me, you know.' He says he is of no consequence, Natty said to C. He, repeated C, a he, is it? Or is I to be jealous? Is it you, or our black-eyed friend who is the attraction?

Natty replied only, with a ha. "'Is you talking now?' asked Miss Archer, mindful of Natty's smile, and nodding towards the clattering sounder at which Quimby was scowling. "'No, some other office is sending business now, "'so our conversation is suspended,' answered Natty, "'as much to Quimby's relief as to Miss Archer's regret.' "'I shall improve the acquaintance, however,' the latter said. "'I'm very curious to know how he looks, aren't you?'

"'Yes, but I do not suppose I ever shall,' Natty answered. "'Then you, I beg your pardon, but you never expect to see him, queried Quimby with great earnestness. In all probability we shall never meet. I think I should be dreadfully embarrassed if we should, Natty replied, as she handed the day's cash to the boy who just then came after it. Face to face, we would really be strangers to each other. Quimby evinced more satisfaction at this than the occasion seemed to warrant, as Natty

noticed, with some surprise, but several customers claiming her attention all at once, and all in a hurry, she was kept too busy for some time to think upon the cause. As soon she was at leisure, Miss Archer, with the remark that they had made an unpardonably long call or rose to go. But you must certainly come again, Natty said cordially, already feeling her to be an old friend. Indeed I shall, she answered in the genial way peculiar to her. You have a double attraction here, you know. Can I say goodbye to see? I fear not as the wire is busy, replied Natty, but I will say it for you as soon as possible. Yes, tell him, please that I will see him. I mean here the clatter he makes again soon.

"'You-wife shall see at the hotel. I hope now we have met.' "'Oh, yes,' Natty replied. "'I'm very much indebted to Quimby for making us acquainted.' "'Oh, really? No, do you mean it?' exclaimed Quimby with sudden delight. "'I'm so glad I've done something right at last, you know. Always doing something wrong, you know.' Then hugging his hat to his breast, and speaking in a confidential whisper, he added to the great amusement of the two girls, I have a presentiment, a horrible presentiment. I'm always making mistakes, you see, I'm used to it, but I couldn't get used to that, you know, that someday I shall marry

the wrong woman. So saying, with a last glance of implacable dislike at the sounder, Quimby bowed awkwardly and departed with the laughing Miss Archer. Soon after their departure, she asked, Has Black-Eed Susan gone? Yes, responded Natty. She left a goodbye for you, and means to improve your acquaintance. Vice, happy I. But about this he, who is this, he? I want to know all about him. Is he a hated rival? Ha! I never heard him say so, but I will ask him if you wish. He lives in the same building with me, and brought Miss Archer a fellow lodger down to introduce her. Do you ever go to balls, concerts, theatres, or to a ride with him? asked, C, who seemed determined to make a thorough investigation of matters. Do you mean, no? He never asked me.

Do you wish he would, persisted C. Of course I do, replied Natty, somewhat regardless of truth. It is my opinion I shall be obliged to come and look after you,' C replied, at their submission. But you wouldn't know whether you were looking after the right person or not, when you were here, Natty said, with a smiling face and sparkling eyes turned in the direction of an urchin, flattening his nose against her window-glass, who immediately fled, overwhelmed with astonishment at beings he supposed so smiled upon. And why wouldn't I? questioned C.

Because I should recognize you immediately, and should pretend it was not I. but some substitute, replied Natty, who seemed to be very positive about recognizing me. Is your intuitive bump so well developed as all that? asked C. Yes, Natty responded, and then you know, there will be a twinkle in your eye that would betray you at once. Indeed, we will see about that, young lady, but now, as a customer has been drumming on my shelf for the past five minutes, in a frantic endeavor to attract my attention, and has by this time worked himself into a fine, irascible temper, because I will not even glance at him. I must bid you good-night, with the advice, watch for that twinkle, and be sure you discover it.

End of Chapter 3. Chapter 4 of Wired Love by Ella Cheva Thayer This Libravox recording is in the public domain. Nabelie calls. In the opinion of Miss Betsy Kling, a lone young woman. woman who possessed three large trunks, a more than average share of good looks, and who went out and came in, at irregular, and unheard of ours, was a person to be looked after, and inquired about.

Accordingly, while Miss Archer was making the acquaintance of Natty and the invisible sea, Miss Cling descended upon Mrs. Simonson, were the object of dragging from that lady all possible information she might be possessed of regarding her latest lodger. As a result, Miss Kling learned that Miss Archer was studying to become an opera singer, that she occasionally now sang at concerts, meeting with encouraging success, and further that she possessed the best of references. But Miss Kling gave a sniffle of distrust. Public characters are not to be trusted.

Do you remember? She asked solemnly. Do you remember the young man you once had here who ran away with your teaspoons and your toothbrush. Ah yes, Mrs. Simonson remembered him perfectly, was she likely to forget him. But he, Mrs. Simonson respectfully submitted, was not a singer, but a commercial traveller. Miss Kling shook her head. That experience should be a warning. You cannot deny that no young woman of a modest and retiring disposition would seek to place herself in a public position. Can you imagine me upon the stage?

concluded Miss Kling with great dignity. Mrs. Simonson was free to admit that her imagination could contemplate no such possibility, and then neither desirous of criticising a good-paying lodger or offending Miss Kling, that struggle with the ways and means having taught her to offend no one if it could possibly be avoided. She changed the subject by expatiating at length upon a topic she always found safe. The weather. But Miss Celeste Fishplate coming in, Miss Kling left the weather to take care of itself and returned to the more interesting discussion to her of Miss Archer.

Celeste, a young lady, favoured with accountants that impressed the beholder as being principally nose and teeth, and possessing a large share of the commodity known as, Gush, was ready enough to be the recipient of her neighbour's collection of gossip. But, to Miss Kling's no small disgust, she was rather lukewarm in prejudging the newcomer. In truth, although somewhat alarmed at the three trunks, lest she should be out-dressed, she was already debating within herself whether Miss Archer, as a medium by which more frequent access to Mrs. Simonson's gentlemen lodgers could be attained, was not a person whose acquaintance it was desirable to cultivate.

Moreover, the words opera singer raised ecstatic visions of a possible future introduction to some ravishing tenor, the remote idea of which caused us to be so visibly, preoccupied, and Miss Kling took her leave with angry sniffles, and returned home, to ponder over what she had heard. A few days after, Natty, who had quite paralyzed Miss Kling by refusing to listen to what she boldly termed unfounded gossip about her new friend, went to spend an evening with her. Miss Archer occupied a suite of rooms consisting of a parlour and a very small bedroom that had been Mrs. Simonson's own, but which on account of the ways and maines she had

given up now, confining herself exclusively to the kitchen, fitted up to look as much like a parlor as a kitchen could. "'And how is he?' asked Miss Archer as she warmly welcomed her visitor. "'Still as agreeable as ever,' Natty replied. "'I told him I was coming to see you this evening, and he sent his regards, and wished he could be of the party. "'I wish he might. But that would spoil the mystery,' rejoined Miss Archer.

"'Do you know what the sea is for?' "'Clem,' he says. "'His other name I don't know. He would give me some outlandish cognomen, if I should ask. But it isn't of much consequence. Might be you should really fall in love with them, laughed Miss Archer. Fall in love? Over the wire? That is absurd, especially as I am not susceptible, Natty answered,

colouring a trifle, however, as she remembered how utterly disconsolate she had been all that morning, because a cross on the wire had for several hours cut off communication between her and X-N. You think it will be too romantic, real life, doubtless you were right, and the funny incidents. Have you anything new in your notebook? Only that a man today, who had perhaps just dined, wanted to know the tariff to the United States, answered Natty, glancing at some autumn leaves, tastefully arranged on the walls and curtains. But at sea was telling me about a mistake that was lately made. Not by him, he vehemently asserts, although I am inclined to think it his message as originally sent was

John is dead be at home at three. When it was delivered it read, John is dead beat home at three. It was that possible? asked Miss Archer, laughing. I suppose the sending operator did not leave space enough between the words. We leave a small space between letters

and a longer one between words, explained Natty. The operator who received it must have been rather stupid not to have seen the mistake, Miss Archer said. I have too good an opinion of your sea to believe it was he,

but every position has its comic side as well as its tricks, I suppose. Mine, I'm sure does, but I'm learning something every day, and I am determined, energetically, to fight my way up. Stared by Miss Archer's earnestness, they came to Natty an uneasy consciousness, but she herself was making no progress towards her own dreamed of ambition, and a shade crossed her face, but without observing it, Miss Archer continued, I always had a passion for the lyric stage, and now there is nothing to prevent, did a slight shadow, here darken also her sunny eyes gone instantly. I shall make music my life seem.

Fortunately, I have money of my own to enable me to study, and Miss Archer's speech was here interrupted, in a somewhat startling manner, by the door suddenly flying open, banging against the piano with a prodigious crash, and disclosing Quimby, red and abashed outside. Mattie jumped. Miss Archer gave a little scream,

and the Duchess, Mrs. Simonson's horticule cat, so named from her extreme dignity, who lay at full length upon a rug, drew herself up in haughty displeasure. I beg pardon, I am sure, stammered the more agitated intruder. Really, I'm so ashamed. I can hardly speak. I was unfortunate enough to stumble. I'm used to it, you know, and I gave you my word of honour. I never saw such an extremely lively door. It is of no consequence, Miss Archer assured him. Will you come in?' "'Thank you. I fear I intrude,' answered Quimby, clutching his watch-chain and glancing at Natty, guiltily conscious of the strong desire to do so that had taken possession of him,

since the sound of her voice had penetrated to his apartment, and in perfect agony, lest she should surmise it. However, upon Miss Archer's assuring him that they would be very glad of his company, he ventured to enter, but the door still weighed upon his mind, but after carefully closing it, he stood and stared at it with a very perplexed face. "'Never saw such a lively door, you know,' he repeated, finally sitting down on the piano stall and folding both arms across one knee, letting a hand droop dismally on either side. While he looked alternately at Miss Harcher, Natty and the part of the room mentioned, at which the former laughed, and then with the kind intention of drawing his mind from the subject

of his forced appearance, suggested a game of cards. Then we shall have one more person, shall we not? Nattie asked at this proposition. It would be better, replied Miss Archer. Let me see. Mrs. Simpson does not play. Mr. Norton does? Interrupted Quimby, forgetting the door, in his eagerness to be of service. I would willingly ask him to join us, if you allow me.

Not queer young artist two lodges here, you mean? inquired Miss Archer. Oh, but he is a door. Dreadful bohemian, commented Natty, distrustfully, before Quimby could reply, "'Is he?' laughed Miss Archer. "'Then ask him in, by all means. Now I am something of a bohemian myself, and should be delighted to me to kindred soul. I do not know as I have ever observed the gentleman particularly, but if I remember rightly, it wears his hair very closely cropped, and is not a model of beauty.'

"'But he is just as nice a fellow as if he was handsome outside,' said Quimby earnestly. That was aware of his own shortcomings in the Adonis line. He is a little queer, to be sure, doesn't believe in love or sentiment or anything of that sort, you know, and he says he wears his hair cropped close, because people have a general idea that artists are long-haired, lackadaisical fellows, not to say untidy, you know, and he is determined that no one should be able to say it of him. Miss Archer was much amused at this description. He certainly is an odd genius, and decidedly worth knowing, bring him in a little bit of a little bit of, in, I beg of you, she said, but Quimby hesitated and glanced at Natty.

He is not very unconventional. I do not think he will shock very much if you do not get him at it, you know, he said to her apologetically. Oh, I am not at all alarm, said Natty, adding as our thoughts reverted to Miss Kling, I think after all a bohemian is better than a perfect model of conventionalism. Miss Archer heartily endorsed this sentiment, and Quimby went inquest to of Mr. Norton, with whom he soon returned. Unlike enough to be the melancholy artist of romantic fame was Mr. Norton, short, rather stout, inclined to be red in the face, large-nosed, scrupulously neat in dress, clean-shaven, and closely cropped hair. All this the observing Miss Archer saw at a glance, as she bowed to him

in response to Grimby's introduction. But the second glance showed her that the expression of his face was so jovial, as it plainless vanished, as if by magic on his first smile. If Natty, possibly a trifled prejudiced and his disfavor, expected him to outrage common propriety in some way, such as keeping on his hat, smoking a black pipe, or turning up his pantaloons' leg, she was utterly, sure he say disappointed. Truth to tell, before ten minutes had elapsed from the time of his arrival, she was wishing she knew more bohemians and even hoping C was one. At home, as soon as he entered the room, in a very short time the strangers of a moment ago,

were his lifelong friends, full of anecdotes and quaint remarks. He was the life of the little party. Miss Archer, however, was a very able backer. Sin, as they all found themselves calling her soon after Joan Norton's advent and forevermore, sin was, as an owner said, short for the somewhat lofty name of Cynthia. Doubtless, the fact of these two, who were partners, beating nearly every game they played, was not without its effect in promoting their most genial feelings, a result brought about not so much by their skill, as by Quimby's perpetually forgetting what was Trump's, confounding

the right and left bowers and disregarding the power of the joker. And in truth, Quimby's mind was more on his partner than on the game, and he was becoming more and more awake to the fact that his heart was fast-filling with admiration and adoration of which she was the object and inevitably must soon overflow. for Natty was really looking her very best this evening. It was excitement and animation that her face depended upon for its beauty. Miss Archa's companionship, too, was doing much towards promoting the cheerfulness that brought so clear a light to her eyes,

the light that was now dazzling Quimby. For Sin was one of those people who live always in the sunshine, and seemed to carry its own brightness around with them, while Natty, on the contrary, oftentimes dwelt among the shadows, and a touch of their sombreness hung over her, and showed herself upon her face. But none of these lurking shadows were there tonight, and as a consequence Quimby was unable to keep his eyes off her, and sighed, and made Miss steals, and became generally mixed.

His embarrassment was not lessened, when Sin mysteriously informed him he had certainly found favour in the eyes of Miss Fishplate, who had called upon her the day before. He dropped to the pack of cards he happened to have in his hand at the moment, all over the floor, and then dived so hastily to pick them up that his head came in violent contact with the edge of the table, and for a moment he was almost stunned. But in answer to Sin's anxious inquiry feels hurt, he replied, It's nothing, I am used to it, you know, notwithstanding which assertion his forehead developed such a sudden and terrific bump of benevolence,

that Sin insisted upon binding her handkerchief over it. Thus, with his head tied up, and secretly lamenting the unornamental figure he now presented to the eyes of his partner and charmer. Quimby resumed the game. But what with this cause of uneasiness, and a latent fear that sins jesting remark about Celeste might be true? A fear he had privately been conscious of previously, although the least conceited of mortals, Quimby played so badly, and indeed would undoubtedly have answered checkers, had he been asked suddenly what game he was playing, on account of his meditations, on a chequered existence,

that the cards were soon abandoned, and Sin delighted them with several songs, and a recitation of Lady Clara Verde Verre. While Sin was singing, Natty happened to glance at Mr. Norton, and suddenly remembering a sentence in a lately read novel about someone looking with his soul in his eyes, wondered if that was what exactly what Mr. Norton was doing now. She did not notice, however, that it was certainly what Quimby was trying not to do. She wondered, too, if the young artist was paying Sin, some private compliments, for they seemed to be talking together apart, as all were bidding

each other good-night. If so, she could not understand why sin should look so mischievous over it, it was but a momentary thought, however, forgotten, as they all mutually agreed that the pleasant evening just passed should be but the beginning of many. The circumstance was recalled to her mind, however, and explained the next day, for on returning from the office she found under her door a pen and ink-sketched of what she knew at once, Sin was the designer, and Mr. Norton the executor. It represented two rooms, one on each side of a partition. In one was a table containing the ordinary telegraphic apparatus, before which sat a young

lady, strangely resembling Miss Natty Rogers, with her face, beaming with smiles, and her hand grasping the key. In the other, a young man with a very battered hat knelt before the sounder on his table, or behind him an urchin with a message in his hand, stared under the hand, stared under the unnoticed, open-mouthed and unheard. Far above was Cupid, connecting the wires that ran from the gentleman to the lady. What nonsense, murmured Natty, laughing to herself. But she put the picture away in her writing desk, as carefully as she might, some cherished memento. End of Chapter 4. Chapter 5 of Wired Love by Ella Chevaevaea. This Libravox recording is in the public domain.

Quimmy bursts forth in eloquence. That young lady over there acts very strangely. She's not crazy, is she? inquired a gentleman, who stood leaning against the counter over the way and looking across at Natty. It didn't know what to make of her, the previously mentioned Clark, to whom this question was addressed, answered. I've been observing her for some weeks.

She sits half the time as you'll see her now, laughing to herself and gesticulating. sometimes she will lean back in her chair and absolutely shake with laughter, and she smiles at vacancy continually. She seems all right enough with the exception of these vagaries, but she is a perfect conundrum to me. A bit lonely, I think, said the gentleman, who had asked the question. Just then, Natty, who of course was talking to see, and telling her about that sketch, with a slight reservation of the Cupid, happened to look up with her gaze seventy miles away, but becoming aware of her. of the curious stairs of the two gentlemen opposite. Her vision shortened itself to near objects,

and rightly surmising from their looks, the tenor of their thoughts, she coloured and straightaway turned her back, at the same time informing C of what she termed their impertinence. But C answered with a laugh. It cannot if it look strange, you know, to outsiders, to see a person making such an ado a paddly or nothing. Put yourself, if you can, in the place of the uninitiated.

You come along, see an operator, seated, reading the newspaper, with his feet elevated on a chair or table, the picture of repose. Suddenly up he jumps, down goes the paper, he seizes a pencil, hurriedly writes a few words, frowns violently, pounds frantically on the table, stares savagely at nothing, bursts suddenly into a broad smile, and then quietly resumes his position. Wouldn't these seem like rather eccentric gambols to you, if you didn't know their solution? "'Ah, doubtless,' answered Natty. "'So I suppose I must forgive my observers

"'and be more careful what I do in future. "'I have no doubt I often make myself ridiculous "'to chance beholders when I am talking with you. "'I wonder if that is complimentary to me,' queried C. "'C., certainly, as it is because you make me laugh so much,' "'nattie replied. "'Then I am not such a disagreeable fellow as I might be,' "'demanded C, evidently attempting to extort flattery.

But before Natty could answer, someone else opened their key and said, Oh, yes, you are! That was not I, Natty explained as quickly as possible. Some of those unpleasant people that can't mind their own business, I was about to say I should not know how to get through the days now, if I hadn't you to talk with. You really mean it? Questioned C, delightedly. It is reasonable to suppose. Truly, I was thinking only last night how unbearable would have been the solitude of my office,

had I not been blessed with your company. I was lonesome enough before I knew you, but I never out now. It was a pity that no telegraphic instrument had yet been invented that would carry the blush on Natty's cheeks for his eyes to see, because it was so very becoming. She commenced to reply, expressing her pleasure but was unable to finish it, on account with that unknown and disagreeable operator somewhere on the line, who kept breaking the circuit after every letter she made, nor was see allowed to write anything either.

This was a trick by which they had often been annoyed of late. For, on the wire in the telegraphic world, as well as elsewhere, are idle, mischief-making people who cannot endure to see others enjoying themselves, if they also have no share. Thus, unable to talk farther at present with an indefatigable conversationalist, Natty took up a pencil and began entering the day's business in her books, when a shadow darkened the doorway, and she looked up, to see Quimby. Since the evening of the card party, when he had become so fully conscious of

the conditions of things inside his heart, Quimby had been in a really pitiable state of unrest, too bashful, or too deficient in self-confidence, to seek the society of her who was the cause of all his uneasiness, as his inclination was directed, and not knowing how to make himself as charming to her as she was to him. He wandered past the building containing her, two or three times a day, sometimes receiving the pleasure of a bow as he passed a window, but never before today being able to raise the necessary courage to go in and speak. Natty, who could not but begin to surmise something of the state of his feelings, but without dreaming of their intensity, now smiled at him and asked him inside the office.

No man or woman can be quite indifferent to one whom they know has set them on a pedestal, apart from the rest of the world. I really, I beg pardon, I'm sure. The agitated Quimby, trembling at his own daring, responded to her invitation. I was passing quite accidentally, you know, though I would just step in, you know. Really, I must ask pardon for liberty. We are two old acquaintances now for you to consider it a liberty. Natty replied, and the words made his perturbed heart jump with joy.

Business being quite dull today, I should be glad to be entertained. Of course, archly, you came to entertain me? Poor Quimby was decidedly taken aback by this question. Yes, certainly. No, that is, I mean I'm afraid I'm not much of an entertainer. He stammered, his hands flying to his necktie and nervously untying it as he spoke. Certainly, the wear and tear in his neckties and watch-chain while he was in his present condition of love must have been terrific. Aren't you? queried Natty without gainsaying his assertion. No, really, you know, I'm always making mistakes, but I'm used to it, you know,

and I'm not possibly I might be a trifle better than nobody, but that's all. And having given this honest, and certainly not conceited about, opinion of himself. He entered the office, sat down, and proceeded to make compasses of his legs. Have you seen sin today? She bade me a flying visit yesterday, talked a little to see, but I haven't seen her since. She went away to sing out of town. Let me see I forget where, and she will not return until tomorrow. Then uneasily, I beg pardon, but you mentioned the invisible. Do I beg pardon, do you confess as much as ever with him?' "'Yes, indeed,' Natty replied with an ardour that did not produce exactly an enlivening effect upon her caller.

We talked together nearly all the time. "'What? I beg pardon. But really? What do you find to talk about so much?' he inquired jealously. "'How, everything. Of the books we read, and the good things in the magazines and papers, and the adventures we have, telegraphically and short, of all the things. the topics of the day. We agree very well, too, except on candy that I like, and he doesn't, replied Natty. Quimby suppressed a groan and hastened to assure her that he himself possessed a great passion for sweetmeats. But don't you beg pardon, but don't you find this sort of thing,

see, I mean, ghostly, you know. Ghostly? echoed the astonished Natty. Yes, he replied with the gesture of his arm that produced an impression. as if that member had leaped out of its socket. Yes, talking with the unseen, you know, I beg pardon, but it strikes me as ghostly. Natty stared. What a strange fancy, she exclaimed. See, is very real and of the earth. Earthy to me, I assure you.

Quimby's face lengthened some three inches. Is he? He said ruefully. I beg pardon, but you have, you do mean to say that you have not taken a "'Bless my soul, how warm it is on her!' "'And he mopped his face with a red silk handkerchief, "'a colour of a unbecoming to his complexion. "'Worm!' repeated Natty,

"'her lips curving in an amused smile, "'or she had a shawl over her shoulders, "'and was nevertheless slightly chilly. "'I don't perceive it, I am sure.' "'I beg pardon, but I've been walking, you know,' "'Wimby said nervously. "'But I was about to ask, "'I beg pardon, but you have not.

Not lot, desperately. Really fall in love with him, have you? Natty's eyes danced with amusement, but her colour deepened slightly too, as she replied. How could one fall in love with an invisible? Why, that would be even less satisfactory than an ideal? Quimby's face brightened, and he recovered himself sufficiently to put away the red silk handkerchief. I don't think, really, I should not think there could be much satisfaction in it,

Then stealing a bashful, but adoring glance at her, he added, "'I don't think, really, I should not think there could be much satisfaction in it.' Then stealing a bashful but a doring glance at her, he added, "'I prefer a visible as being something more substantial, you know.' "'Indeed,' said Natty, Jamily. Then thinking perhaps he was drifting on to grounds that had best be avoided, she changed the subject by saying, Do you not think Sin a very charming young lady?

Oh, yes, yes, very charming, Quimby answered, but not so enthusiastically as perhaps Mr. Norton might have done. For Quimby's heart was of the old-fashioned kind, and his fancy was not fickle. Besides, being now, in a measure launched upon the subject of love so awful to approach, he was unwilling thus soon to leave a theme, sweet, yet so formidable, therefore crossing his legs and bracing up against the chair-back, he determined, now or never, to give her an inkling of his feelings, an intention so very palpable

that Natty was glad indeed to hear from the sounder. B. M., B. M., excuse me, she said hastily, they're calling me on the why, and immediately answered and began taking a message. Meanwhile, to him had come a reaction, and he was in a state of total collapse. Before she had finished receiving that message of only ten words, he had drawn himself dejectedly to his feet, and was looking for his hat. "'I—oh, really, I must go, you know,' he faltered, blushing as Natty grunts up at him. "'I feel I've intruded now, but—'

He stopped short, unable to find an ending to his sentence. "'I'm always glad of company,' Natty said, "'but a little distantly as she gave okay on the wire. I really are very kind, you know, stammered Quimby. I pass here on the way to dinner, you see, from the office, you know. He eked out his meagre income by writing in a lawyer's office. Well, upon my word, I ought to have been now, but it's such a pleasure to see you. You know that, where can my hat be?

Well, this time he had been looking round for his hat, and now Natty fished it out of the waste-basket into which he had unwittingly dropped it. Taking it with many apologies, he bowed himself confusedly and ungracefully out, and went away, wondering if he would ever be able to get himself up to such a pitch again, and resolving if it proved possible that it should not occur next time where there was one of those aggravating sounders. Now I hope, thought Natty, as she watched his retreating form, that he is not going to make an idiot

of himself. Not only because he is as good a fellow as he is a blundering one, I wouldn't for the world hurt his feelings, but also because it would be dreadfully uncomfortable to have a rejected lover wandering around in the same house with one. And Natty, judging from his late conduct that the contingency referred to was likely to occur, resolved to be careful and not give him any opportunity to express his feelings, and furthermore, to kindly and cautiously teach him the meaning of the word, friendship, and particularly to define the broad distinction between that and love. But circumstances are mulish things, and not to be governed at will, as Natty was soon to discover. A few evenings after she called in to see C, who happened to be out,

but she was momentarily expected to return, as Mrs. Simonson said, so Natty concluded to wait, and sat down at the piano, not noticing she had left the door partly open, never. her dreaming of approaching danger, she began to play, when suddenly the hesitating voice of Quimby broke in upon the strains of the first kiss waltz. "'I—may I come in?' he asked. "'I beg your pardon, but I knocked several times, you know. And you didn't hear at all?' Natty would gladly have refused the invitation he asked.

He could think of no possible excuse for so doing, and was therefore compelled to say, "'Yes, come in. I expect sin every moment.' "'Availing himself of this permission, Quimby entered, balancing his hat on the edge of an album, "'and seating himself in a chair, seized a rope on either side, "'as if he was in danger of blowing away, and stared at her without a word. "'It has been a lovely day, hasn't it?' "'Netty said at last, beginning to find the silence embarrassing "'and reverting to Mrs. Simonson's safe topic.'

"'Yes. Exactly so.' Quimby answered, strengthening his grasp on the chair in a vain endeavor to summon the requisite courage to avail himself of this rare opportunity of pouring out his feelings. Natty tried him again on another safe topic. Sin and I dined together today. I can't eat, burst forth Quimby in accents of despair. Can't you? said Natty, devoutly wishing Sin would come. I'm very sorry. I hope you are not dyspeptic. No, no, he answered his eyes almost starting from his head between his determination

to wind himself up to the point and the tightness of his grasp on the chair. It's my heart, you know. You don't mean to say you have heart disease, said Natty, seeing danger fast approaching and taking refuge in obtusity. No, I beg pardon, not a bodily heart disease, you know, but a mental one. and he relaxed his grasp on the chair with one hand to tuck at his necktie as if being hung and disliking the sensation. It is something I never heard of, Natty said dryly, then thinking, I'll drown him in music, she asked hastily.

Do you like the first kiss? The bounce of an India rubber ball is no comparison to the agility with which Quimby jumped from his chair at this question. Oh, bless my soul, wouldn't I? he gasped. I would play it to you, exclaimed Natty, instantly aware of the indiscretion of her question, and she thundered as loud as she could on the piano, while Quimby with a very red face subsided into the chair again. But not long did he remain subsided, whether it was the music that inspired him, or a desperate determination that nerved him, he suddenly sprang up, and with one stride was beside her, exclaiming excitedly,

"'No, that is, I beg pardon, but please do not play any more just now. "'There is something I must say to you.' "'Oh, I can't express myself. "'It all comes upon me with a rush when I'm alone. "'But now at the supreme moment, I cannot tell you how I—' "'Excuse me, but I'm afraid I cannot remain now,' "'hastily interrupted Natty, "'feeling that something must be done to stop him,

and adopting the first expedient that suggested itself. I just happened to recollect, I left my gas burning in close proximity to the laced curtains, and I must go immediately and attend to it. With these words, Nassie rushed away, half amused and half annoyed, leaving him to stay after her with a blank and rueful face, to ask himself how any fellow could get on amid such drawbacks,

to decide that proposing was a dreadful strain on the nerve, But to resolve his next attempt should be a success if he had to inaugurate previously a series of private rehearsals. For although abashed and discomfited by his repeated failures to make his feelings understood, he was more in love than ever. End of Chapter 5 Chapter 6 of Wired Love by Ella Cheeverthair. This Libravox recording is in the public domain.

collapse of the romance B. M. B. M. B. M. B M. N. Oh, where are you, N? Where is the little girl at B M? B M.? Such were the sounds that greeted Natty's ears as she entered the office, the morning after her adventure with the love-law and Quimby, and immediately she ceased to speculate on the probable embarrassment that must necessarily attend there not to be avoided next meeting. and interrupted C's solitary conversation by saying, What is the matter with you this morning?

Here I am, N. G.M. my dear. I'm off, and wanted to say goodbye before I went, responded C. Off? questioned Natty with a sudden fall in her mental temperature. Yes, I'm going to a station five miles below to substitute today. The operator there is obliged to go away and couldn't find anyone competent to do his work. And as there was a fellow that could do mine, he comes here, and I go there.

"'Oh dear, what shall I do all day?' said Natty, sinking into a chair very much aggrieved. "'I'm very sorry, but I couldn't well avoid accommodating him. "'But what will you do when I leave entirely if you can't get along without me one day? "'Hapy I, to be so necessary to your existence.' "'But there is no prospect of your leaving at present, is there?' asked Natty, "'for getting in her alarm at such a possibility to challenge the last of his remark. "'There is some probability of it now,' C responded. I will tell you all about it tomorrow.

I may come nearer to you, near enough even for you to see that twinkle. You don't mean you have a prospect of an office here in the city? questioned Natty, not knowing whether she would be glad or sorry, if such were the case. Not exactly, replied C. I haven't time to explain. Train is coming, so where did you say you were going today? Broke in Natty quickly. B.A.

Five miles down the line nearer you, but not on this wire. used to be, you know, but switched on wire number 27 last week. C responded so hurriedly that Natty could hardly read it, though so accustomed to his style of making his dots and dashes, for with the key, as with the pen, all operators have their own peculiar manner of writing. Ah, yes, I remember, responded Natty quickly. That hateful operator, signing M had it,

that used to be fighting for the circuit always, and breaking in when we were talking. I wouldn't have gone for him. Couldn't well avoid it. Here is train. Goodbye. Shall I miss you terribly, but we'll be with you again tomorrow. Goodbye.

Goodbye. I'm lonesome already, Natty answered. Her C made no reply. It was supposable he had gone, and probably had to run for the train, thought Natty, as she took off her hat, rather dejectedly. Her broken companionship of any kind must ever leave a certain sense of loneliness,

and this was none the less true. now on account of the unique circumstances. Indeed, until today she had not fully realized how necessary C had become to her telegraphic life. Naturally, she had woven a sort of romance about him, who was a friend so near and yet so far, perhaps too, a certain yearning for tenderness in her lonely heart, a feeling that every woman knows, found something very pleasant in being always greeted with, good morning, my dear, and hearing the last thing at night. Good night. little girl at the M. Miss Kling undoubtedly would have been shocked at being thus addressed even on the wire a strange person, a person certainly, though unseen, but Natty used to the license that distance

that distance gave, whether wisely or unwisely, had never thought it necessary to check the familiarity. Wandering over what he had hinted about leaving permanently, in the leisure usually devoted to chatting with him, but which that day she hardly knew how to fill, Nattie wondered in. If, should they ever come face to face, they would feel like the old friends they were, or if the nearness would bring a constraint now unknown. Yet she was fain to confess she would like to see him, and ascertain the personal appearance of one who occupied so much of her thoughts. But how strange it would be if, after all, their friendly talks and gay confidences,

he should pass out of the way that was both their ways now, and they never know anything more about each other than that way. One was C, and one was N, something not impossible either, or even improbable, for fate as a sort of switchboard, and a slight move will switch two lives onto wires far asunder, even as the moving of a peg or two will alter everything on the board that shows its power so little. With such thoughts in her mind, Natty was rather among the shadows that day, and presented no laughing face to the curious passers-by, much to that opposite Clark's release.

who came to the conclusion she had once more recovered her senses. About an hour before the time for closing the office, as she was counting over her cash and thinking how glad she was that sea would be back tomorrow, she became conscious of someone waiting her attention outside, and went forward, scarcely looking at him, expecting, of course, a message. But instead, the individual who filled the air with a suffocating odor of Musk asked, You are a regular offer to her, I suppose. With a start, Natty looked up, expecting a complaint,

an occurrence often prefaced by some like question, and scrutinising him more particularly, so a short, rather stout young man, possessing an air of cheap assurance, hair that insisted on being red, notwithstanding the bear's grease that covered it, teeth all at variance with each other, and seeming to rejoice obtrusively in the fact,

and light blue eyes of a most insinuating expression, trimmed around with red. Yes, Natty replied as she took this survey. I am. You don't know me, I suppose, was the next question. No, Natty replied with a glance at the large mock diamond pin and immense imitation amethyst ring he wore. I certainly do not.

I think you are mistaken about that, he rejoined, smiling at her in a most unpleasantly familiar manner. Surprised and offended, Natty drew back quarterly. I think rather, "'You are mistaken,' she said stiffly. "'May I inquire your business?' With an air of easy confidence and familiar remonstrance, he replied,

"'Carm now don't freeze a fellow. Why I came to see you. That's my business and no other.' "'He is drunk,' thought Natty indignantly. But before she could reply, he added, "'I'm an operator, you see.' "'Oh,' said Natty, comprehensively, but not at all delightedly,

for operator or no operator, and notwithstanding the sort of freemasonry between those of the craft, she preferred his room to his company. But constraining herself, she added as civilly as possible. Did you wish to send a message or speak to anyone on the wire? No, thank you, he answered then with an insinuating smile. Can't you guess who I am? I really can't, Natty replied coldly and indifferently thinking, some of the operators downtown, I suppose, and a delightful set they are if he is a specimen,

so impertinent of him. Can't you? Laughing and displaying his obtrusive teeth To their utmost advantage Now just think of someone you have been buzzing lately And then guess, won't you, N? Without the least suspicion, Natty shook her head impatiently, Feeling very much disgusted

And longing for some interruption to occur But his next words were startling. Leaning forward very confidentially, He asked with a smile of consciousness, Do you see that twinkle, then? What? ejaculated Natty, so forcibly that a passing countryman stopped with a peanut half-cracked to stare, and clutching at an umbrella hanging by her side for support, she turned a horror-stricken

face to the questioner, who, looking as if he expected her to be enraptured, added, You know a fellow that signs see, don't you? The bump of self-conceit must have largely overbalanced the perceptive faculties of this obnoxious young man, if he could possibly mistake the expression on Natty's face for rapture, as frantically grasping the umbrella, she gasped, No, no, it can't be. You are not, not, not see, ain't I though? Laugh, the proprietor of the ring, pin, bears grease, etc.

But, said poor Natty, clinging desperately to hope and the umbrella, C said this morning he was going to be A, and that was a trick to take you by surprise, he interrupted with great enjoyment of his own. words, I knew I was coming here all the time, but I wanted to give you a nice little surprise. Take a have, eh?

And he laughed again and winked, with almost vulgar assurance. Natty let go of hope, and the umbrella, and collapsed with her romance into a chair, and she thought of Quimby's warning about the soiled invisible and barely suppressed a groan.

Involuntarily, she stole a glance at this too visible person and shuddered. Could she reconcile C, her visionary, interesting, witty and gentlemanly sea of the wire, with this musk-scented being of greasy red hair, cheap jewelry, and vulgar manners. Impossible.

It is the nightmare. It cannot be, she thought, with the despairing refuge and dreams we often take when suddenly overwhelmed with terrible realities. As she made no reply to his last observation, her visitor, glancing at her, as if slightly puzzled by her behaviour, went on. I did not think you'll be so bashful after all our talks. I am not, a fact hardly necessary to mention. We ought to be pretty good friends by this time.

Say, do I look as you expected I would. And as if to give her a better view, he pushed his hat back on his head, a kindness wholly unappreciated, as Natty had seen more than sufficient of him already. No, not, not exactly, she stammered in a sort of dazed way. I believe you thought I was one of those slim fellows, whose bones rattled when they walked, didn't you? I am no such a fellow, you see.

But you ain't of this I imagined. May I be a plug forever if you are? Plug is the common telegraphic expression for an incompetent operator. Natty was too wretched, too unable even yet to realize that her sea and this odious creature were one and same, to ask, as he evidently expected natural curiosity, would induce her to do in what way she so differed from the person of his imagination. You go beyond all my calculations, he continued, blatheringly, after waiting in vain for a question from her.

Only you are more bashful than I suppose you would be, after the dots and dashes we have flung, but then it's easier to buzz on the wire than it is to talk, isn't it? For all a fellow has to do is take up a book or a paper, fix things out to say, and go it without exercising his own brains. At these words, that explained the previous incomprehensible difference between the distant sea and present person, the realisation of the companionship, the romance, the friendship gone to wreck on this reef of musk and bears grease, came over Natty with a rush, and for a moment so affected her that she could hardly restrain her tears, and yet after all was not see her see, the sea,

whom she knew by his conversation only picked out of books, an unreal, intangible being, and not this so different person who claimed his identity. I think we astonish some of the bod-the-wa with all the stuff we had over, went on with his monologue the night of the collapsed romance, who, not being troubled with fine sensibilities, had no idea of the feelings under which she was laboring. Yes, I doubtless, stammered Natty, and turned very red, as suddenly remembering the tenor of some of what he so elegantly termed,

"'Stuff!' the appalling thought. What if he should say, "'My dear!' presented itself in all its horrors, and the idea punished her for that girish imprudence in allowing the familiarity from afar. Evidently he noticed the axis of colour, and attributed it to his own fascinations, but he smiled complacently as he said,

"'I wish I had longer to stay with you, but my train goes in five minutes.' Natty breathed a sigh of relief. Too bad, isn't it? That I will come again sometime, by the way! Cunning expression that seemed uncalled for, crossing over his face. Don't say anything of the wire about my be here today, will you? I don't want anyone to know, let them think I was at B.A.

Certainly not, replied Natty, with an alacrity born of the knowledge, but she should hold no further communication of any kind with him. Then, in order to give a hint of her intentions, she added, gracing herself up to mention what was so difficult to speak of to this vampire who mocked her with her vanished sea. Now that the mystery is solved and I, and we have met, I don't think there will be much amusement in talking over the wire. Somewhat to her surprise, and not at all flattering to her vanity, he answered without a remonstrance, No, I don't know as there will. Perhaps he doesn't like my looks any better than I do his, was Natty's natural and indignant

thought at this quiet reception for a hint. And if anything had been necessary, which it certainly was not, to her utter repudiation of him, this would have sufficed for the purpose. He mentioned this morning you thought of leaving X-N. Do expect to go soon, she asked, catching at the idea that a few hours ago had caused so much alarm, with a hope that he might be about to vanish from her world finally and forever. Even as she spoke, the difference of the now and then smote her like a pain. "'Did I say that?' he said with a look that she could not understand, as if for some secret reason he was so well pleased with himself

he could hardly avoid laughing outright. "'Oh, well, I was only fooling!' Natty's face fell, but catching up the opportunity to convey the impression that in her opinion they had not been very friendly after all, she said, "'I suppose no one really means what they say on the wire. I'm sure I do not.

But we mean what we say now? He replied with an insinuating smile. Next time I come we'll be more sociable. But we've had a nice talk, ain't we? For a moment, the repulsive person before her who overcame the remembrance of the Lost Sea, and Natty replied sarcastically, I trust the talk has not been too much of an exercise for your brain.

He looked at her doubtfully and then laughed. You are sort of a queer girl, ain't you? I wish so. I could stay and buzz you long. but I only have time to get my train. So goodbye. Good-bye, said Natty, betraying all her relief at his departure

in a sudden animation of her voice, something so different from her preceding manner that he could but notice it, and he turned, looked at her as if a suspicion of its true cause, penetrated his mind at last, frowned, and then with that former look

she did not understand crossing his face, nodded and ran for the depot. coming into violent collision with a fat dutchman, looking perplexedly for a barber's shop, and thus the red hair, the bear's grease, the sham jewelry, and the obtrusive fighting teeth disappeared forever from Natty's sight, leaving her with a bewildered look on her face, as if indeed just awakened from that imagined nightmare. She looked around the office blankly. Everything was there just as usual, the little key in the sounder, over which had come

all seas pleasant talk. See, that creature, the odour of his detestable musk, hovered about her even now. But not yet could she realize that her sea was no more. End of Chapter 6. Chapter 7 of Wired Love by Elechiva Thayer. This Libravox recording is in the public domain. Good-bye. that Natty carried to the Hotel Norman that night, so long that Miss Kling at once saw that something was amiss, and while curiously wondering as to the cause, took a grim satisfaction in the fact, and Miss Kling liked not to see cheerful faces? Why should others be happy, if she had not found her other's self? Natty's first act on gaining her own room was to drag forth that

carefully preserved pen and ink sketch, and tear it to atoms, annihilating the chubby cupid, the special care. And now, she thought to herself, savagely, as she burned up the pieces, I never will be interested in people again, unless I know all about them. Imagination is too dangerous a guide for me. Having thus exterminated the illustrated edition of her romance, Natty felt the necessity of unburdening her mind, her sorrow not being too deep for words, and with that object sought sin, a proceeding much disproved of by Miss Kling, who, knowing well that weakness of human nature that seeks a friendly bosom wherein to repose its sorrows, rightly surmised her lodger's destination and design, and decidedly objected to anyone knowing

more than she herself did. Natty found her friend at home, but to her vexation, not alone. With her was Quimby, who had called in the untold hope of gleaning tidings of the young lady, who had, as he said to himself, flawed him. His confusion at the sight of her, remembering as he did, the somewhat unusual circumstances of the last meeting, was indescribable. Indeed, his knees actually knocked together. Natty, however, whose latest experience had effaced the effect,

and almost the remembrance of that former one, bade him good evening, without the least trupte trace of consciousness or embarrassment, a composure of manner that astounded, but at the same time, filled him with admiration. As he did not take his departure, being, in fact, unable to tear himself away, Natty, in her anxiety to tell sin all that was in her mind, and reflecting that he really was of no consequence, an argument not flattering to its object, but one that he probably would have been first to endorse had he known it, and moreover that he already knew the prologue disregarded his presence and said, "'The most incomprehensible thing has happened, Sin.

I cannot realize it even now.' Quimby quaked in his boots, and grew hot all over, with the fear that she was going to relate their evening's adventure. Could it be possible? "'Nay I know that something was the matter at the moment you went to the room,' said Sin.

"'I cannot imagine why you should look as if you were going into the grave-digging business.' "'Ah, sin!' exclaimed Natty, as if the words hurt her. "'He?' "'See, call on me today,' Quimby gave a bounce, and then grew limp in all his joints. "'Is it possible? Personally?' questioned Sin, with great interest and animation. Then, glancing at Natty's face, a tone changed as she added. "'He was not what you thought. I understand, poor Nat.' Quimby straightened himself up. He fancied he saw a gleam of hope ahead.

"'Far enough from what I thought,' replied Natty, with a little bit of a bit of a bit of a bit. "'Quimby straightened himself up. He fancied he saw a gleam of hope ahead. mixture of pathos and disgust. Why did he not remain invisible? Then in a burst of disappointment. Sin, he is simply awful. All red hair in grease, musk, cheap jewelry, an insolent assurance. Quimby glanced in the opposite glass, at his face brightened all over. He felt like a new man.

Oh dear. Is it as bad as that? said Sin, looking dismayed. He was so entertaining on the wire, I can hardly believe it. Are you quite sure it was sea? I could not realize it myself, but it is a fact, nevertheless, Natty answered sorrowfully, and then related what she termed the disgusting details. Sin listened, vexed and sorry, for she too had become interested in the invisible sea,

but Quimby found it impossible to restrain his joy at this complete overthrow of one whom he had ever considered a formidable rival. It's no use to talk about romance in real life, said the annoyed sin, yielding to the conviction that the obnoxious visitor really was, see, as Natty concluded. It is nice to read about and to enact on the stage, but it's altogether too unreliable for a solid everyday world. Well, dear, consolingly, it's better to know the truth, then to have gone on blindly, talking to so undesirable an acquaintance. Where ignorance is bliss, tis folly to be wise, quoted Natty, with a shrug of her shoulders. "'But yes, I suppose I ought to be glad I know the worst.'

"'I beg pardon, but I think I hinted it might be as it has proved, you know,' said Quimby, trying not to look triumphant, and failing signally. Not particularly pleased at having his superior discernment thus pointed out, Natty replied rather shortly. "'It was luck and chance anyway, and it was my luck to stumble on the most disagreeable specimen in the business. That is all.' "'Do you suppose he is aware of the impression he was, "'Bud you've ston you?' asked Sin.

"'No, indeed,' Natty replied scornfully. "'Is there anything so blind as vulgar, ignorant, self-conceit? "'I have no doubt he thinks I was charmed.' "'Then how will you manage when he wants to talk on the wire again?' asked Sin. "'I shall have to make excuses until he takes the hint.' "'Oh dear,' said Natty with a sigh. "'I believe it is impossible to get any comfort out of this world.' "'Oh, no, it isn't,' said Sin in her bright, cheery manner.

the way to do is not to allow ourselves to fret over what we can't help i'm almost as disappointed as you dear over this total collapse of what opened so interestingly but the curtain has fallen on the ignominious last act of our little drama so farewell a long farewell to our wired romance as sin spoke the somewhat unmusical voice of joe norton was heard in the hall singing an air from a popular belesque followed by the appearance among them of joe himself of course the whole story had to be related for his benefit and very little sympathy did natty receive from him let's teach you a lesson young lady he said with mock solemnity namely attend to your business and let romance alone as you do said sin as i do he echoed and consequently be aty as I am. I tell you, romance and sentiment and love, and all that boche, are at the bottom of two-thirds of all a misery in the world, notwithstanding which sage remark, and the fact of the curtain having fallen on the end, as Sin said,

for a moment yesterday was as if it had never been, when Natty entered her office the next morning, and was greeted with the familiar, B. M., B. M., B. M. Where is my little girl at B.M? to say good morning to me. And she made an involuntary movement towards the key to respond in the usual way. The remembrance of the actual state of things checked her just in time. And then with a rather uncertain and tremulous touch of the key, she answered,

Good morning, wait, and busy. One untruth, she thought to herself, as C. became mute. Not the only one I shall have to tell, I fear, before I succeed in conveying my exact meaning to the understanding of the person. I will pick a quarrel if possible, and he persists in talking. Oh dear, I could have endured the red hair, even those dreadful teeth had it not been for the bear's grease and general vulgarity of the creature. Well, it's all over now. And she sighed, from which it may be inferred that Joe's admonitions had not been of much consolation to her. We do not take the lessons our

experience teaches us to heart immediately. First, we're bitterly. must be overcome. To Natty's great relief, the wire happened to be very busy that morning, but whenever it was possible, C called her and called in vain. Immediately after her return from dinner, however, having just received and signed for a message, C, the moment she closed her key, said, Where have you been today? Are you not glad to have me back again? Cannot be, I am so soon forgotten. Unable to avoid answering, Natty responded on the wrong side of truth again. "'Have been busy. Wait, please a customer here. "'I cannot help saying confound the luck,' Cee responded savagely,

"'to which anathema and Natty turned up her nose scornfully and made no reply. "'The nervous dread of his calling that was upon her all day "'caused her to make more blunders than she had ever done in all her telegraphic career. "'She gave wrong change continually, "'n numbered her messages incorrectly, "'and broke so much that the operator who sent to her had a headache with ill humour. Usually very quick at deciphering the illegible scrolls often handed her for transmission, she today was frowned at for her stupidity in making them out,

and one lady to whom a message was sent through poor Natty's office was much exercised on receiving it to learn over an unknown gentleman's signature that he would be with her at midnight. He really was her husband, but Natty had transmitted the name the writing looked most like, which was one very remote from the real one. All these mistakes she laid at Sea's door, and grew more disgusted with him accordingly, especially when she counted her cash, and found herself a dollar short. She managed, however, by frequent excuses, to get along without holding any conversation with him until the latter part of the afternoon, when the wire not being in use and business slacking up, he called persistently,

savagely and entreatingly, all of which phases can be expressed in doctor, and dashes, interspersing the call with such expressions as, Please answer N! Where are you, N? Why will you treat thus a poor fellow who thinks so much of you? I should think he might take a hint, must I tell him in plain words that a personal inspection leads me to decline the honour of father-acquaintance, when too he particularly requested me not to mention his visit over the wire, thought Natty, and then as he continued to call, she arose impatiently and answered shortly. B. M. You naughty little girl!

immediately responded C. Where have you been all day? Is it thus you treat me on my return, and I expected you would be glad to see me again? I have been busy, Natty replied briefly, with a repetition of her platitude, and cringing at the same time of the first of his remark,

as she recalled his Tute Ensemble. So you have said every time I have called, C answered apparently entirely unconscious of the possible reason. What is the cause? He never used to be busy always, you know? How different he is on the wall? wire from what he is in reality, thought Natty with the return of her first disappointment.

And how hard it is to merge the two in one, but she answered, "'There is a first time for everything. Besides, I have not felt like talking today. Not with me?' where he'd C. No,' replied Natty briefly, and to the point. C. held his key open a moment. "'I do not understand it,' he said at last. "'It isn't possible that I have done anything to offend you.' "'Only offended me with the sight of you,' thought Natty, but unwilling to be really impolite, replied. "'Certainly not. You are not angry about yesterday, are you?' pursued, C.

"'Certainly not,' repeated Natty, adding to herself, "'A faint idea that I did not exactly fall in love with you is creeping into your red head, is it?' "'If I have done anything, I beg you to tell me what, for I am ignorant of it, and I assure you I am penitent, and that I forgive you,' continued C. "'Any please don't be cross with me.' Natty saw her opportunity for picking a quarrel and seized it. "'I do not know what you mean by my being cross,' she said. I am sure I was not aware that I was obliged to talk to anyone unless I felt like it.

I am not in the mood today, and I will not be forced. You have no right to call me cross, and when I am in the humour to talk with you again, I will let you know.' "'Very well,' C replied promptly, undoubtedly angry himself now. "'I will wait your pleasure,' and then was mute. "'It has not been quite so gradual as I intended. "'But I think I have effectually settled the matter and my mind is relieved,' thought Natty. "'Yet she sighed, and her satisfaction was followed

by depression, for with C. departed the pleasantest part of her office life, a fact she could not disguise. In the week that followed, when C, true to his word, waited, saying nothing, she missed continually the sympathy, the gay talk, the companionship that had made that constantly occurring annoyance is endurable, and the days that dragged so now seemed short. The office business did not fill half her time, and the constant confinement began to be irksome to her, whose nature demanded activity. In consequence, she often grew impatient and answered unnecessary questions of customers, with a shortness that gave considerable offence, and had it not been for sin, who brought her sunny presence quite often into the office, heedless of the no

admittance on the door, the monotony that had now displaced the romantic side of telegraphy, would have plunged natty among the shadows almost constantly. Of course, the sudden cessation of the intimacy between C and N was a theme of much surprise and bantering comments along the line, especially from E.M. But these facetious remarks gradually became fewer as the wonder subsided.

One day, nearly two weeks after the collapse, Natty was surprised to hear the old familiar BM, BM, BM, XN, wondering if he had grown tired of waiting and was about to attempt a renewal of their former friendship, Natty rather impatiently answered. but it proved he had a message, an occurrence quite infrequent with him,

this he sent without unnecessary words, and after she'd given OK and closed her key, he opened his to say, "'Please don't you want to make up, then?' "'I have nothing to make up,' Natty replied. "'Okay,' or C's response as he again subsided. "'He snubs easily,' thought Natty much relieved. The following Saturday night, however,

as she was taking in from her shelf outside the blanks, ink, and bad pens that excited the ire of irascible customers, preparatory to closing. See, once more called, with a devout hope that he was not going to be annoying, Natty answered. Notwithstanding the late coolness between us, which was not my fault, and for which I cannot account, he began, and then someone with a rush message broke in. What is he coming at now, I wonder? Commenced with a great display of words, thought Natty curiously,

and then with a little curl of her lip, a sentence out of some book, I suppose. But as soon as the wire was quiet, she said, to see, please G.A. account. I couldn't not leave, as I am about to do tonight, without saying goodbye, in remembrance of our former pleasant intercourse, concluded C. You mean you are leaving permanently? Very natty, surprised. Yes, this is my last day here. Monday I leave town, and so with much regret that anything unpleasant should have interrupted our acquaintance, although what it was, I assure you, I do not know, since you deign me no explanation. I will say, not as I would once, au revoir, but, good-bye. Goodbye, answered Natty, forgetting for the moment everything but sea, the old sea,

the sea who enlivened so many hours and about whom had dwelt that romantic mystery. Goodbye. Believe me, I shall always remember the many social to-eshoe. talks we have enjoyed. Possibly we might enjoy them again, if you desired, she said then, as if he gave her a chance for explanation or to express such a wish. But Natty, recalling now the bears grease, the musk, cheap jewelry, and their obnoxious possessor, answered only, Goodbye. End of Chapter 7 Chapter 8 of Wired Love by Elichieva Thayer. This Librevox recording

is in the public domain. The feast! Pondering discontentedly over the perplexities of life, a habit she had allowed herself to indulging quite frequently of late, one day not long after the final exit of the once interesting but now obnoxious sea,

Natty suddenly became aware of a pair of merry brown eyes belonging to a fine-looking young gentleman, observing her critically, and with apparently no intention of discontinuing their scrutiny, at which in her present state of temper Natty turned very red and very angry. I am not on exhibition, she thought indignantly, and rising majestically, went towards him with the curt inquiry. Did you wish to send a message, sir?

The young gentleman hesitated, and appeared slightly embarrassed, but did not take his eyes from her face, nevertheless. I merely wish to ask the tariff to Washington, he replied at length. Forty cents, Natty answered shortly. Thank you, he said, but without moving, and after a moment as if desirous of opening a conversation, he continued smiling, I hardly think I will send a message today, I presume it will not object to being spared the trouble. Natty, having been quarrelling all day with intangible somethings, was rather glad than otherwise to find a real object upon which she could vent the unamiability resulting from her surplus discontent.

The young man's evident desire to talk more than circumstances warranted was displeasing to her, and she rejoined very stiffly, "'It is a matter of perfect indifference to me,' and turned away. With an amused smile, he looked at the back thus presented to his view, opened his lips to speak, hesitated, and finally walked away. Natty, looking after him out of the corners of her eyes, saw him glance back as he opened the door, and had a remorseful feeling that perhaps she had been crosser to him than he really deserved,

for he was certainly very fine looking, but what was done could not be undone, and with no expectation of ever seeing him again, she dismissed the matter from her mind. The best, perhaps the only really pleasant part of Natty's life now, was her evenings, passed almost invariably with sin. Indeed, sin seemed to be a magnet around which all gathered, Quimby, although of course, Sin herself was not his chief attraction, Celeste Fishplate, who determinedly pushed herself into an intimacy, and Joe Norton, who had it not been for the fact so loudly proclaimed by himself of his having no sentiment in his soul, would have been suspected

of being on the road to falling in love with Sin, so strangely was he attracted to her company. This, of course, was impossible for him. It will not do, dear. Sin remarked, and Natty related her little adventure with the young gentleman. You knew you have been in a dreadful stage of mind ever since C. Intruded his personality. Natty coloured a little, she replied discontentedly, Oh, it isn't that, I assure you.

The truth is I am ambitious, Sin. I suppose I forgot it slightly, while I was so interested in C, but I cannot be content with a mere working on from day to day in the same old routine and nothing more. Sin looked at her scrutinizingly, as she asked, But in what particular way are you ambitious, to be rich or what? Oh, not for money, Natty answered, with a slight contempt for that necessary and convenient article. I am ambitious for fame. I want to be a writer.

But when I think of the obstacles in my way to an opening, even in that direction, I am daunted. I have a tax of energy, it is true, but I fear it is fitful. It comes and goes. I understand, Sen replied, with more than wanted seriousness. Your ambition is great enough to render you useless and discontented, but you need something to stimulate your energy, else it will waste itself in idle dreams. Perhaps love may come to be that motive, power, perhaps. And her shade crossed her sunny face.

Some great disappointment. There was a moment's silence, Natty, pondering thoughtfully on these words, and then sin continued. But in the meantime, since you can at present accomplish nothing, why not get all the enjoyment you can out of life as it goes? So when the opportunity comes and you seize it, you will not have to look back on years wasted and vain longings for the then unattainable.

That is my philosophy, and I too am ambitious. Your philosophy is cheery, at least, said Natty, smiling. But I'm afraid it is very hard for ambitious people to take life easy, and that is not all of my troubles, she continued gaily. I can't get anything good to eat. Poor child, said Sin with mock seriousness. These ears coming from the sublime to ridiculous,

what is the cause of the lamentable effect? Oh, I'm so tired of both boarding houses and restaurants. In the former they never have what one likes and, ah, such steak, while in the latter you have to pick out all the cheap dishes, or ruin yourself at a meal. Sin laughed. I assure you I can appreciate your feelings from serred experience. I myself am positively longing for a nice sial-o-in steak.

Then a sudden thought, striking her. I would tell you what we will do, Nat. You will have a little feast. Feast? repeated Natty, not exactly comprehending. Yes, I have a little gas stove, low-be-be-it-said, lest Mrs. Simonson here and bring in a terrific bill for extra gas, I use it sometimes to cook my dinner when I do.

not feel like going out, and why should we not have a feast all to ourselves some day, and the sirloin steak shall be forthcoming, and what do you say to Charlotte Roos? In short, we will have everything we can think of, and you shall be assistant cook. That would be splendid, cried Natty delightedly. Only it will have to be some Sunday, as that is my only leisure day, you know. All the better, for then we will be less liable to intrusion," responded sin gaily. So make a memorandum to that effect, for next week we must not let Mrs. Simonson know, however, on account of the gas-stove, and I pay her too much rent now.

I am afraid we shall have a little difficulty about dishes. The few I have are not exactly real savagintly conventional, but— Oh, never mind dishes, interrupted Natty. Anything will do. I have myself a cracked tumbler and a spoon that will perhaps be useful for something. agreeing, therefore, to hold dishes in strict contempt, the following Sunday, found the two girls with closed doors, in the midst of great preparations for a truly bohemian feast, as Sin termed it, Natty with her crimps tied down in a blue handkerchief, and sin with her sleeves rolled up,

and an old skirt of a dress doing duty as apron. Let me see, said Natty merrily, taking account of stock. Two pounds of steak. The first cut of the sirline, I think you said. waiting, expectant of making glad our hearts on the rocking-chair, potatoes in plebby and lowliness under the table, tomatoes and two pies on your trunk, Charlotte Rousse, delicious Charlotte Rousse,

where, ah, on your bonnet box, in a plate ordinarily used as a card-receiver, and sugar, butter, et cetera, and et cetera lying around almost everywhere, and the figs, oranges, and homely, but necessary bread, where are they, I see on top of Dombey and sun? And our dishes will not quarrel, because there are none of them any relation to each other. Laugh, Sin, as she pailed the tomatoes.

I fear gobbots will have to take upon themselves the duties of cups, and that a correct tumbler of yours must be used for something. I am sorry that saucepan is so dilapidated, but it is the best I own. And in that saucepan we must both boil the potatoes and stew the tomatoes. Won't one cool where the other is doing? queried Natalie, hovering lovingly over the steak. I think not, said. You won't mind a coffee being boiled in a tin can,

once the repository of preserved peaches, will you? Oh, no, replied Natty emphatically, and soaring at the stake with a very dull knife without a handle. It'll be just as good when it's poured out. I heard a coffee poured once, but I melted the nose off and forgot to buy another yesterday, Sin said, putting on the potatoes. We'll call our contrivance a coffee urn.

It sounds aristocratic, suggested Natty, if she cleared the books from the least shaky table, and spread it with three towels in lieu of a tablecloth. "'But what shall we do for plates to put the pies on?' "'Take those two wooden box covers in the closet,' promptly responded Sin. "'It is right, and see. Here is wham also for the coffee. "'Pardon me, I'd almost said commonplace coffee pot.' "'But the tomato, what can we pour that in?'

Suddenly exclaimed Natty with great concern. Sin scanned every object in the room with dismay. "'The wash-bowl!' she insinuated at last, determined not to be daunted. "'Don't you think it rather large?' to say nothing of its being too suggestive, to Natty, laughing. Sin did not press the point, but shook her head dubiously. I have it, cried Natty.

There is a fruit dish in my room. Just the thing, interrupted Sin ecstatically. I will run and bring it if you will attend to the cooking. Look out for Miss Kling, said Natty, warningly. If she catches a glimpse of you making off with my fruit dish, she will never rest until she finds out everything. Rely on me for secrecy and dispatch, said Sin, going, If she sees me, I will mention nuts and reasons, merely mention them, you know.

But Miss Kling, for once, was napping. Perhaps dreaming of him Sin called the torpedo, Celeste's father, and she obtained the dish, reached her own door again without being seen by anyone except the Duchess, and was congratulating herself on her good luck, and suddenly like an apparition, Quimby stood before her. Sin started, murmured something about oranges, slipped the soap dish she had also confiscated into her pocket and tried to make the big fruit dish appear as small as possible. She might, however, have spared herself any uneasiness, for this, always the most unobservant

of mortals, was too much overburdened with some affair of his own to notice even a two-quart dish. I beg a pardon, I was coming with a request to your room, he said eagerly. I would it be too much to bring a friend? He knows no one here, and I am sure he ain't. you would fraternise at once if I might bring him, you know? Certainly, yes, replied Sin, too anxious to get away to pay much attention to his words, particularly as an odour of steak reached her nostrils.

Thank you. I never knew anyone who understood me as well as you, he said with a grateful bow and without more words, sin left him. How long you have been gone, Natty remarked, looking up, her cheeks very red, and her nose embellished with a streak of smut, as Sin entered. "'Do you see anyone?' "'No one except Quimby "'have stopped me to ask about bringing a friend to call some evening,' "'Sin replied displaying the fruit and producing the soap-dish.

"'Murcy on us,' Natty said, looking rather aghast. "'It is rather large, isn't it? "'And what did you bring that soup-dish for?' "'I thought it might come handy,' laughed Sin. "'We will make a potato-holder of it for the time. "'To what base-users we may come at last.' "'Why, in a tone of surprise, here is the Duchess.' "'And sure enough, up by the window, sat that saggish,

animal, winking and blinking complacently, and evidently determined to be a third in the feast. She came in unnoticed under the shadow that fruitish threw, said Natty teasingly. Soon shook an oyster fork at her threateningly. Say another such word, you shall have no stake, she said tragically. Instead a dungeon shall be your doom. We will let the Duchess remain as a receiver of odds and ends. I suppose her suspicions were excited by the side of these articles. A rare cat, a learned cat.

now please set the table for our feast will soon be prepared, and sin bent over the sizzling steak that emitted a most appetising odour. Setting that table was no such easy matter as might appear, for what with the big fruit dish wooden covers, different sizes of plates and other incongruous articles, considerable management was necessary. I shall have to put the sugar on in the bag, Natty said incautiously, backing to view the general effect,

and so stumbling over the saucepan of potatoes that, sat on the floor, but luckily doing no damage. Ah, well, eccentricity is quite the rage now, you know, responded the philosophical sin. And suddenly a sugar-ball so closely resembling a brown paper bag as not to be distinguishable from the real thing is quite re-sha-chaise, but my dear Nat, where am I to set the steak if you have that big fruit dish and center of the table, taking up all the room? I shall have to put it on the floor, then, Natty answered despairingly. Well, I have tried it in all parts of the table.

If we set it on the edge, she added hastily. seeing Sin about to do so, you will tip the whole thing over. Then we must have a sideboard, Sin announced with a plate of steak in one hand, and the big fruit dish in the other. Put my writing desk on a chair, please, spread a towel over it, and there you have it. But what a quantity of eatables we have.

Two pounds of steak, ten big potatoes, a two-quart dish of tomatoes, two large pies, two Charlotte Rusces, an urn of coffee, a dozen oranges and a box of figs, good gracious.

Think of two people. eating all that, exclaimed Natty, decidedly dismayed at the prospect. It is considerable, sin confessed, surveying the array with a slightly daunted expression. You see, I'm not used to buying for the family, and I was afraid of getting too little, but brightening. There isn't more than one quart of the tomatoes, and there are three of us, you know, the duchess. To be sure, I had forgotten her, Natty said, recovering her equanimity and glancing at the purring animal, who was looking on approvingly, and evidently appreciated the difference

between sirloin and her usual rations around. The inlet the revels commenced at once, cried Sin, rolling down her sleeves, on Natty wiped the smart from her face. But now another difficulty presented itself. The chairs were all too low to omit of feasting with the anticipated rapture. This was soon overcome, however, by piling a few books on the highest chair and appropriating the music stool. Now for a feast! exclaimed Natty, exultantly,

as they sat down, triumphant, and she brandished her very big knife and extremely small fork while Sin poured the coffee from the urn, an undertaking attended with some difficulty and requiring caution, and the Duchess looked on expectantly. And then the goal almost reached, upon their startled ears came a dreadful sound, the sound of a knock at the door.

Down to the ground went Natty's knife and fork, the coffee urn narrowly escaped to similar fate, up went the back of the Duchess, and two dismayed bohemians and one impatient cat gazed at each other. End of Chapter 8 Chapter 9 of Wired Love by Elechiva Thayer. This Libravox recording is in the public domain. Unexpected visitors. It must be Miss Kling, overpowered by curiosity, murmured Natty.

No, answers Sin in a stage whisper. The knock is too timid. "'Good gracious, there it is again. "'Stand in front of the gas-dove, Nat, lest it be Mrs. Simmondson, "'while I go and invent some excuse for not letting in whoever it is.' "'And having given these hasty directions, "'Sin opened the door, the smallest possible crack. "'As she did so, and before she could speak,

"'it was pushed back violently, almost knocking her over, "'an in-burst Quimby. "'This, however, might not have much disconcerted them, "'as he could have been disposed of easily enough, "'had not at his heels come a tall, fine-looking young man, a perfect stranger to both Sin and Natty. You see, I keep my word, was the enigmatical remark the smiling Quimby made as he entered.

Then catching sight of the festive board, he stopped short instead, with an utterly confounded face at that, at the embarrassed Natty at Sin behind the door, and at the saucepan cover, which embellished with potato pairings occupied a prominent position in the middle of the floor. His companion also passed a surprised and amused smile lurking in his merry brown eyes as he looked at Natty, seemingly regardless of anything else in the room. Sin was the first to recover from the general petrofaction, and with the involuntary

thought, what an excellent stage situation! came from behind the door, where Quimby's impetuous entrance had trust her, saying, with as much ease as she could possibly gather together, don't be frightened at all you see, friend Quimby. We are only extemporizing a little feast, that is all. Will you join us? But Quimby only stared harder than ever. He was evidently struck speechless. His companion, thus placed in the awkward position of an unintroduced intruder, withdrew his eyes from Natty, took in the situation at a glance,

and turning to sin, said smiling, I think we owe you an apology for our intrusion. My friend Quimby, on whom I called today, in pity for being a stranger in the city, kindly offered to introduce me to some friends of his. He informed me we were expected, but I fear we have made a mistake. At this, Quimby recovered his voice. No!

He cried in stentorian tones. It was not. I cannot have made a mistake this time you know, Sin. Looking at her reproachfully, You knew about it. I met you a short time ago and asked you and you said we might come, you know. Half amazed and half amused, Sin shook a head in denial,

at which action Quimby started and turned pale. Why, I beg pardon, but in the hall you said certainly, you know? Oh, said Sin, a light breaking in upon her. I see, but I did not then understand you, I suppose, rallying from her embarrassment. My mind was so occupied with our feast. I was incapable of thinking of anything else,

so please consider this an apology for the condition in which you'll find us, to yourself and to your friend, whom you will pardon me for reminding you, you have not introduced. And Sin looked laughingly at the stranger, who also laughed. "'Oh, I beg pardon, I am sure for all my stupidities. "'I am always doing something wrong, but I'm used to it, you know,' said the disconcerted Quimby, then wiping the perspiration from his forehead. He added to columbusily.

"'My friend, Mr. Stanwood, Sin, and Miss Rogers.' "'Mr. Stannwood gaily shook hands with sin, whom Quimby had nervously forgotten to honour with a miss, and then advanced to Natty who had not stirred from her position of screen for the gas-tove, saying, I am delighted to make your wins, Miss Wodgers. And as Natty accepted his preferred hand, in an embarrassed way, not yet being able to rise to the situation, and observed the peculiarly roguish expression with which he regarded her, she suddenly became aware that she had seen him on some previous occasion,

but where she was utterly at last to remember. Sin, too, was struck by something a little odd in his manner to Natty, and glanced at him curiously, as she said in her most cordial tones. And now, gentlemen, as we have exchanged apologies all round, please be seated. Quimby immediately bounced up from the music stall, on which in his agitation he had involuntarily dropped. Oh, no! he exclaimed hastily. We did not come to dinner, you know. "'Sin smiled at Quimby's anxiety to disclaim intentions no one thought of attributing to him, and turning to Mr. Stanwood asked, thereby greatly scandalizing Natty.

"'But supposing you were invited to stay and share our banquet, would you?' "'Were I sure the invitation was heartfelt, I should be sorely tempted. "'Wouldn't you, Quimby?' Mr. Stanwood replied easily. "'Poor Quimby twirls his thumbs confusedly, "'and murmured something about leaving the ladies to enjoy their feast alone.' We have eatables enough for six, as Natty was just now intimating, went on Sin, who certainly had a touch of true bohemianism in her composition, as well as Joe Norton. But are dishes, aye, they are the rub, and she laughingly held up the coffee-earn,

while the less adaptable Natty thought apprehensively of the propensity of things to cool. Undaunted by the urn, Mr. Stanwood said with humorous wistfulness, but looking at Natty, you won't force us to eat the dishes, will you? and that steak smells so nice, I haven't had any dinner. Then away with ceremony and sit down to the banquet, said the reckless sin, regardless of the protest in Natty's face, and truth to tell, the former young lady was not at all averse to this addition to their number, and to the consternation of Quimby, and dismay of Natty,

and possibly a little to the surprise of sin, Mr. Stanwood replied by seating himself down in a rocking-chair, and saying gaily, I feel positive that I'm about to enjoy myself, as I have not since I was a boy, and stole eggs, and cooked them on a flat rock behind my uncle's barn, and had war turnip for dessert. Sit down, Quimby. Upon this, Quimby, with a flushing protest against an intrusion that it not seemed to trouble his merry friend in the least, also sat down.

As he did so, Natty screamed, but too late. On the crowning glory of the feast, on those enticing Charlotte Ruses, crowded from the table onto a chair. There was Quimby. Bless my soul, what is the matter? He asked, staring astounded at Natty's screen, but still sitting there, entirely of the ruin he had wrought. Sin's anguish knew no bounds, as she saw what had happened.

Get up! she cried, wringing her hands. Can't you get up? Good gracious! Don't you know what you're sitting on? He queried, rising obediently, and looking at her with a blank expression. Sitting on? Then following her frantic gesture, he turned and looked at the chair behind him, and instantly horror overspread his countenance. Bless my soul! he gasped, turning round and round, trying to get a glimpse of his own coat-tails.

How did it come now? What is it? It is? Was Charlotte Ruse? said Natty in gloomy despair. Charlotte Ruse? echoed Quimby, still turning himself around like a revolver. light. It don't look much like it, you know? At this, Mr. Stanwood, who had with difficulty suppressed his laughter until now, burst into an uncontrollable roar, in which he was joined by sin and then by Natty.

They laughed until utterly exhausted, Quimby all the time keeping up his rotary motion with a face whose lugubriousness cannot be described. I bless my soul, I will replace what I have destroyed. I assure you I will. The unfortunate Quimby groaned as soon as he could be heard. What can I say to express my sorrow? And suddenly ceasing to revolve, he snatched Mr. Stanward's hat and started for the door. Where are you going?

His friend questioned, as bravely as he could. More Charlotte Ruses! He responded incoherently, and with an agonized face. If I may be permitted to make a suggestion, said Mr. Stanwood with laboured gravity. I should say, say some little change in your toilet would be quite appropriate before going on the street, and, moreover, that my hat will not fit your head. At this, Quimby dropped the hat he held as if it had been red-hot, glanced at the chair

whereon he had so lately distinguished himself, took up the tails of his coat, one in each hand, revolved again, and then without a word darted from the room. As well as she could from laughing sin caught after him, telling him to not mind about getting the Charlotte Ruses and to hurry back, but he made no response. "'Poor Quimby,' said Mr. Stanward, wiping the tears of excessive mirth from his eyes. "'He is such a good fellow. It is too bad he always is in hot water.' "'Yes,' the scented sin, removing the remains of what had been clinging to it from sight, Natty following it with somewhat rueful glance.

"'Shall we wait for him? I fear our dinner is getting cold.' "'I don't think we had better. Natty, who had long been filled with a similar presentiment, responded. There is no knowing whether he will return or not, and it's no use in having everything spoiled. I do not think he will expect us to wait, Mr. Stanwood said. Well then, said Sin. Here is a chair for you, Mr. Stanwood. It's all right, so you need not look before sitting.

Luckily, you're taller than we, and need no books to raise you. Now the question is, what shall we give you to eat from? Ah, here is the breadplate. Nat, can't you find another wooden cover? "'No? Then spread a piece of brown paper of a scribbner's. "'How fortunate we have an extra knife and fork, and don't mind there being oyster-forks, "'I thought not. Nat and I will use the same spoon, so you can have a whole one. "'Nat, you and I will have to drink from that cracked tumbler.'

"'Allow me,' interrupted Mr. Stanward. "'Do you know, solemnly, a cracked tumbler is and always was, the height of my ambition?' "'Well, then we are all right,' said the Javier sin. "'But I fear,' she added, helping to stake. If Quimby comes before we finish, he will have to go foraging for his own dishes." Mr. Stanord was praising the steak, which he certainly ate as if the admiration was genuine, when a timid rap announced Quimby's reappearance on the scene. In complete change of raiment, smelling like a field of new-mown hay and figuratively clothed

in sackcloth and ashes, he entered. "'I beg pardon,' he said, looking not at those he addressed but humbly at the duchess who had been walking the floor impatiently and indignantly, but was now contentedly chewing. I assure you I shall be delighted to go out and get Charlotte Ruses, to replace those I so wantonly destroyed. Will you? May I be allowed? Not on any account, said Sin quickly. Besides, the stores are closed today.

So they are, so they are. He exclaimed, putting his hand to his head dejectedly. But we can eat without Charlotte Ruses, I think, Natty said. She had quite recovered her good humour. and was reconciled even to Mr. Stanwood's company. Indeed, had secretly confessed he was really an acquisition, such as the power of good beefsteak. "'Some other time we will talk about it,' Sin said.

"'And now we must improvise you a cup, plate, knife, fork, and spoon. I know you must be hungry after your exploit,' Quimby blushed. "'You shall have fifty Charlotte Roses to-morrow,' he ejaculated. "'But the articles you mention I have in my room and will bring You see, I sometimes have a little private lunch, myself, you know. And departing, he in a moment returned with his dinner accoutumance, which sin commanded him to put down at once, lest he demolished them. Let me see, she added, as he meekly deposited his burden on the nearest piece of furniture,

which happened to be the piano. I could make room for you here, next me, I think. No, no, he exclaimed quickly. If you'll be so kind, I would rather sit in that little stool in the corner. Well, I can do no damage, you know. Oh, we must not make a martyr of you, laughed Natty as she cut a pie with a very dull knife, which caused the very unsteady table to shake,

so that everyone's coffee slopped over. No, indeed, there is plenty of room here, added Mr. Stanward, steadying his cracked tumbler, but Quimby shook his head. Now, really, I shall feel much more comfortable, if I may, if you will allow me to sit on the stool. I'm used to it, you know, upon my word, I mean all right, but some way I'll always make a mess of it. Sin would have remonstrated further, but Mr. Stanward said, We had better let him be happy in his own way, I suppose he will not be easy unless we do.

And so Quimby, much to his satisfaction, was allowed to eat his share of the feast on a low stool, in the corner, like a naughty schoolboy. Visitors were destined to be numerous today, for hardly had Quimby. been served when a knock at the door was followed by the appearance of Joe, who tiptoed into the room, and in a mysterious whisper, said, I saw Quimby enter this room bearing utensils that could only be used for one purpose. I'll smelt the savoury odour, and here I am. And welcome, too, said Sin, laughing. Come sit here by me, are you and Mr. Stanwood acquainted? Oh, yes, replied Joe, perching himself on the arm of a rocking-chair close to Sin,

and appropriating a wooden cover for a plate as he spoke. He and Quimby did me the honour to call on me today, but left the middle more attractive, whether the dinner or you ladies I will not pretend to say. It was we ladies, you dreadful matter-of-fact creature, said Natty. Their presence at the dinner was quite accidental. Sin and I started out for a little quiet feast, and behold the result, bohemian enough for even you, isn't it, Joe? Exactly what I like, replied Joe, and very close indeed to Sin, had Joe managed to get.

But then the table was very small. but the idea of you two girls proposing to selfishly enjoy such a feast all alone. I begin to think we did make a mistake in not making preparations for and inviting a larger party, acquiesced sin. I wonder if Miss Rogers has overcome her anger towards offending me, questioned Mr. Stanward, looking at her roguishly as she helped him to a second piece of pie. I anger towards you, repeated Natty, colouring. Yes, you did not want me to accept Miss Archer's most kind invitation and remain,

Now confess, did you? he asked, laughing. Natty was rather embarrassed at this instance of the young man's perceptive faculties, and not exactly able to refute the charge, was somewhat at loss how to reply. I do not get acquainted quite so easily as sin, he stammered. Except on the wire, Sin added. Except on the wire, repeated Natty with a smile. Then meeting the curious glance of Mr. Stanward, it suddenly flashed upon her that he was the same young,

gentleman who called at the office and inquired about the tariff to Washington, for the sole object of talking, as she then supposed. "'I have seen you before,' she exclaimed on the impulse of the moment. "'That sounds like the novel. What is coming now?' ejaculated Joe with his mouthful of pie. Mr. Stanwood laughed very heartily at Natty's exclamation, and asked in reply, "'Have you just discovered it?

I recognized you the moment I entered the room today. That is one reason I was so anxious to remain. she snubbed me most outrageously. He added to Sin, in explanation, and simply because I tried to be agreeable to her one day at the office. But you had no business to be agreeable, for Natty, also laughing, and not at all displeased. Of course you had not, interrupted Joe.

I never talked to strangers, concluded Natty, except perhaps on the wire, as you said just now, he suggested. You have caught her now, said Sin gaily as she pilled an orange. But you will never do even that again, will you, Nat? "'One such experience is quite enough for me,' Natty replied. "'Still, the next one might not have red air or smell a musk,' Joe remarked. "'He might be even worse, though,' interposed the penitent on the stool. With a strangely puzzled look, Mr. Stanward glanced from one to the other,

observing which, sin said, "'You don't understand, of course. May I tell him, Nat?' "'Ah, well, yes,' Natty replied with an air of vexed resignation. "'I suppose I may as well make up my mind to be laughed at on account of that story forever in a day. I am as much a victim as you, for I was intensely interested in the unknown, laughed Sin, then turning to Mr. Stannard, she went on. It appears telegraph operators have a way of talking together over the wire,

knowing little about each other and nothing at all of their mutual personal appearance. In this manner Nat became acquainted with a young man whom she knew as sea, and grew to speak mildly, interested in him. Now, Nat, you know you did. and so, as I remarked previously, did I? We were introduced over the wire. In fact, he seemed everything that was nice and agreeable, and if we did not actually fall in love with him,

you see, I am sharing your glory all I can, Nat, it is a wonder. If this sea knew the impression he made on two young ladies, he would certainly feel complimented. Mr. Stanward, who was playing with his knife and fork, here interrupted. Fortunately, he never really knew, replied Sin, while Natty looked somewhat gloomily at her goblet of coffee, in memory of the romance that collapsed. To continue this over true tale, thus far all was mysterious, enchanting, romantic. But now comes the dark sequel. One day, sea-called, bodily.

Mr. Stanwood started and looked quickly up at Natty, who, without observing his glance, murmured contemptuously. "'Odeous creature!' At this he turned with a perplexed look. again to Sin who proceeded. "'Yes, an odious creature he proved to be, "'only think he had red hair and dreadful teeth, "'smelt of musk, wore cheap jewelry, "'and in short was decidedly vulgar.'

"'What?' exclaimed Mr. Stanwood, staring at her, "'as if he thought she was bereft of her senses. "'What?' "'And he dropped his knife and fork "'and pushed his chair back violently, "'to the alarm of the Duchess, "'who was immediately behind. "'Sin appeared astonished at his vehemone,

But Natty, too occupied with thoughts of this newly revived grievance, to observe it, repeated, "'red hair, all bears grease and everything to match.' "'Do you mean to tell me?' Mr. Stunwood asked, looking at her earnestly and speaking with great energy, "'that a person such as you describe Caladune represented himself to be C?' "'Exactly,' Natty replied, first telling me he was going away to substitute for a day, and then coming upon me in all his odiousness. "'The story seems to interest you,' added sin, glancing at him scrutinizingly. Mr. Stanwood looked at her, at Natty, mused a moment, and then burst into a laugh, equal even to the one Quimby had caused.

"'It does interest me,' he said as soon as he could speak. "'Very much, indeed. It is really the best joke, considered from one point I ever heard. And, of course, after that day C was cut. Indeed he was, Natty replied scornfully. Circuit was broken after that, Joe added technically. And a romance was spoiled in the first act, added sin, rising from the now vanished feast. Poor sea, said Mr. Stanward, following her example. Really, Miss Archer, I have enjoyed this dinner better than any I ever had, and the climax is the best of all.

I wish we might have such a feast every day, said Joe regretfully. And, except the day. I don't refer to any done myself. I'm used to it, you know. I quite agree with you about the dinner, and as for the joke. I really was quite a serious one to Miss Rogers at the time. I assure you, bless my soul, you should have seen how blue she was for a week, you know," said Quimby. Natty coloured as Mr. Stan would glanced at her, and knowing he could not but notice the blush, thought angrily,

How dreadful it is to have such an honest, outspoken people as Quimby about. "'Come, Nat, and help me clear away the remains,' said Sin. Apparently glad enough was Natty to obey, and turn aside her burning face from the sight of those merry brown eyes. In a very few moments the banquishing hall was transformed to a parlour, with only Quimby sucking an orange on his stool that he refused to leave, Joe cracking nuts, and the Duchess eating a fig to tell of what had been. End of Chapter 9 Chapter 10 of Wired Love by Ella Cheever Theer

This Libravox recording is in the public domain The broken circuit reunited Mr Stanward sat down at the table where Natty was looking of a Sin's album and seemed to have become very thoughtful Sin meanwhile busied herself in dressing an ugly gash the ever-unfortunate Quimby had managed to inflict on his hand suddenly Natty was disturbed by Mr. Stanward, drumming with a pencil on the marble top of the table,

and glancing up casually, observed his eyes fixed upon her with a peculiar expression, and at the same moment her ear seemed to catch a familiar sound. With a slight start, she listened more attentively to his seemingly idle drumming. Yes, with a knowingly or by accident, he certainly was making dots and dashes, and what is more was making ends. I will soon ascertain if he means it or not, thought Natty, and seizing a pair of scissors the only adaptable instrument handy. She drummed out slowly, an account of the imperfectness of her impromptu key,

pretending all the while to be entirely absorbed in the album. Are you an operator? Mr. Stanward, in his turn, seemingly deeply engaged in the contents of a book, immediately drummed in response. Yes. Natty felt the colour come into her face. Oh dear, she thought. And Sin told him that ridiculous story.

Every operator in town will know it now. Then with the scissors, she asked, Why didn't you say so? Where is your office? I have none, now, the pencil answered. While Sin, glancing across the room, wondered to see the two so studious and unsuspiciously asked Quimby

if he supposed they were practically. for a drum corps. After a few meaningless dots, the pencil went on. Her little girl, at BM, was dreadfully sold one day. The album Natty held fell from her hands as she stared petrified at her vis-a-vis, who kept his eyes on his book with the most innocent expression imaginable, one that even a Chinaman could not have equalled. Where could he have heard those words once so familiar? Her moment's thought gave her the most probable key. You are in the main office of this city, and have heard me talking with C. She wrote, as fast as the scissors would let her. No, to the first of your surmise, came the pencil, and yes to the last.

What office were you in? The scissors asked. X. N, responded the pencil. What? With C, asked the scissors, and if ever there was a pair of excited scissors, these were the ones. Well, yes, replied the pencil, with provoking slowness. Don't you see the point? Can't you see that you did not see the sea you thought you did see that day? Natty's breath came fast, and a hand trembled as she could not hold the scissors. With a crash they dropped on the table, making one loud, long dash. But the imperturbable pencil went on calmly.

It was all a mistake. I am C. Disdaining scissors and pencil, Natty started up, exclaiming vehemently. What do you mean? It can't be possible. The consternation of Sin, who was just informing Quimby, that his wound would do very well now, the horror of the patient, and the surprise of Joe Norton at this emphatic, and unaccountable outburst from the hitherto so silent Natty was indescribable. Good gracious Nat, what in the world is the matter? cried Sin, starting up,

and bringing the bottle of liniment she held in violent contact with Quimby's head, a circumstance that even the victim did not notice, so absorbed was he in amazement. Petnatti's exclamation, Mr. Stanwood threw aside his book, pencil, and innocent countenance together, and regardless of anyone but her, sprang to his feet, advanced with both hands extended, and shining eyes, saying, I mean just what I said, it is possible, hardly knowing what she did, utterly confused and bewildered, Wildard, Natty placed her hand in the two that clasped it, while Sin stared with distended eyes, Quimby with wide-open mouth, and Joe gave a long whistle. Sin was first to recover and began to scold.

Well, she exclaimed, "'This is a pretty piece of business. Never yet played on any stage, I should think. Nat, will you, or will somebody have the goodness to explain this sudden, an extraordinary scene?' "'I—I don't understand,' Natty murmured faintly, and looking half, frightened and half beseechingly at Mr. Stanwood, who in response smile and said, with a firmer clasp of the hand he still held, I will explain in a few moments how it is possible that I am the real sea. What?

Screamed Sin. What? shouted Joe. What? Absolutely yelled Quimby. There has been a mistake, Mr. Stanwood said, now looking at Sin. A mistake, she repeated excitedly. What do you mean?

"'You see our sea of the wire? "'Nonsense! You are joking.' "'Yes, he is joking!' "'Quimby reiterated, but his teeth chattered as he spoke. "'He is a dreadful fellow to joke. "'Clem is!' "'Clemm!' cried Sin and Natty in the same breath. "'Do begin to believe me,' said the gentleman

"'who had caused all this disturbance, "'and looking at Natty, "'who now becoming conscious that her hand was yet in his, "'w withdrew it hastily with a deep blush. "'I don't know what to think,' cried Sin. "'Do explain something, quit, or I shall burst a blood vessel with impatience. "'I know I shall,' exclaimed Joe. "'Mr. Stannward complied by saying,

"'the fact of the case is simply this, "'that red-haired young man so graphically described by you girls, "'that odious creature, "'was the operator I went to substitute for that day.' "'Oh,' said Natty, "'a light beginning to break upon her. "'But how?' commenced sin. I would tell you how, if you will be patient, Mr. Stanwood interrupted smiling.

His office, as you, looking at Natty, remember, had once been on our wire. He had heard N and I talking, and in fact had often annoyed us by breaking. So, as he was at the city, he took the opportunity to pass himself off for me, perhaps the sake for a joke, perhaps for more malicious motives. I recognise this description at once from your story today, and I I remember, too, his telling me on his return that he knew the best joke of the season, a remark I did not notice. There was supposing it concerned me. "'Yes,' said Natty eagerly,

"'and he was very particular to ask me not to mention his call on the wire.' "'I do not suppose he imagined that we would eventually discover the fraud, however, and so we should, had not you, looking rather reproachfully at Natty, in your haste, to drop so undesirable an acquaintance, avoided the least hint of the true cause, Now the Dickens was I to know what was the matter. Puzzled my brains enough over it, I assure you. And that red-headed impostor has been chuckling in his sleeve ever since, I suppose, said Sin indignantly. Then seizing Mr. Stanard by the arms, she cried in a transport of delight,

"'And it really is true. You are our sea.' "'What am I not yet believed?' he questioned, laughing. "'What more shall I do to convince you of my identity? You accepted our red-headed friend readily enough.' "'Oh, I believe you. "'I'll leave you,' cried Natty eagerly, then stopped and coloured, abashed at her own so plainly shown delight. But Mr. Stannwood looked at her with a gratified expression on his brown eyes. "'And you will not snub me any more, will you?' he said pleadingly, "'because I never use bears, grease, or musk, and my hair isn't red a bit.'

"'I will try and make amends,' Natty answered shyly, adding, "'I ought to have known there was some mistake. I never could reconcile that creature, and and C. Then I may flatter myself that I am an improvement, asked Mr. Stanward merrily, at which Natty murmured something about fishing for compliments, and Sin, replied gaily. Yes, because you have curly hair.

You remember what I said on the wire, via Nat. Could I forget? he replied gallantly. And it isn't a dream, you are, see, the real sea, replied Sin, pinching herself, and then seizing Natty, who, from the suddenness of it all, was yet, yet in a semi-bewolded state. There was not a bit of unhappiness in it, though,

waltzed ecstatically around the room, crying, Oh, I am so glad! I am so glad! At this point, Quimby, who, during the preceding explanation, had listened with a face illustrating every variety of consternation and dismay,

attracted attention to himself by an audible groan, observing which he muttered something about his wound. The word had a double meaning for him, then, poor fellow. And rising, came forward, took his friend by the shoulder and asked solemnly, "'Now, Clam, I beg pardon, "'but is it, is this all true, "'and not one of your jokes, you know?

"'Honestly, are you that sea?' "'Here is a doubting Thomas for you,' cried Clam gaily. "'But upon my word of honour, old boy, "'I truly and honestly am that sea, I suppose you were the other visitor of no consequence who called with Miss Archer that day I was favoured by an introduction to her. How little I thought it then. How little I thought it! Groned Quemby as his hand fell dejectedly from Clem's shoulder.

But I am used to it, do you know? So saying, he sank into a chair, that he had brought about such a result as this, that he had resurrected the dreaded sea from the grave of musk and bears Greece was too much. But now that all is explained, I am really not sorry for the mistake, Clem said, utterly unconscious of his friend's state of mind, for had it not been for that I should never have learned, as I have today from you two ladies, what a very interesting and agreeable fellow I am,

and he bowed profoundly with a trinkle of merriment in his eyes. "'Over the wire,' Natty added pointedly. "'Of course, over the wire,' he said with another bow. "'But it shall be my endeavour to make good my reputation, minus the wire.' "'You will have to work very hard to place Mr. Stanwood where C was in our good graces,' said Sin archly. "'Then suppose we drop the Mr. Stanwood and take up Clem, who already was somewhat advanced,' he said adroitly. "'Ah, Clem sounds more natural, doesn't it, Nat?' questioned Sin, laughing.

We knew Clem and Cee, but Mr. Sternwood is a stranger. Then let us drop him by all means, and now say you are glad to see your old friend, said Clem, gaily. We had transported with delight at beholding our Clem so lately given up as lost forever, Sin replied with equal gaiety, and Clem, then looking at Natty, as if he expected her to say something also, she murmured. I am very glad to meet. See, a remark that sounded cold beside that of enthusiastic sin,

but in fact Natty was so confused, so happy, and so strangely timid that she longed to get away by herself, and think it all over, and quietly realise it, and besides in her secret heart, Natty felt a growing conviction that Sin used the plural pronoun we more than previous circumstances actually warranted. But net, said Sin, all unconscious of her friend's jealous criticism, "'You have not yet told me how you found him out.' "'He telegraphed to me with a pencil on the table,

"'and cruelly informed me that he was seeing,' Natty explained. "'And then you jumped up and threw us uninitiated ones into a great state of alarm,' said Sin. "'And instead of practicing for a drum-course, I supposed, "'you were talking secretly, you sly creatures,' then turned to claim, she asked, laughing. "'What did you think when Nat dropped you so suddenly and completely?' "'What could I think, except,

that it was a caprice of hers, he answered laughing. At first I thought she was vexed at my having gone to B, A, but she denied that, and finally I believe I became angry myself, and concluded to let her have her own way. Nevertheless, I could not resist calling to see her when I came to the city, and had I met with any encouragement, I should probably have declared myself that I was annihilated without ceremony. You would not have been, perhaps, had you been honest in the first place. Instead of asking unnecessary questions about tariffs, replied Natty. Yes, but you were to recognise me by intuition, you know. I wanted to give you a chance, responded Clim quickly. Natty looked a trifle abashed. But I'm quite sure I should have suspected

it was you, had I not given you up as hopelessly red-headed, she persisted. Why, almost the very first question the creature asked me was, do you see that twinkle? So he heard and treasured that remark to some purpose, he said, well, I will not dispute your intuition theory, since your last words assure me that I do not fall so far short of your imaginary sea, as did my personator. I imagine your expression of countenance, on learning the intelligence, was hardly flattering to his vanity. Natty, who had coloured at the first of his remark, replied contemptuously,

His self-conceit was too great to attribute my very uncordial reception to anything except as he said, my bashfulness. I presume it has afforded him great enjoyment to think how successfully he stepped into your shoes, and what a joke he had played upon me. Upon us, you mean, corrected Clem. Certainly. Upon us? Natty replied, with another flash of colour. I remember how indifferent he seemed when I hinted that now we had met, the chief pleasure of talking on the wire was gone, and I believe he didn't actually say in so many words that he was see, but left me to understand it so. And I am indebted to him for being such a lonesome, miserable fellow, the latter part of my telegraphic career, said Clem, rather savagely. Natty murmured something about the time passing pleasanter when there was someone to talk with, and Sin asked curiously,

Then you have left the Doughton Dash business, have you? Oh, yes, it was merely temporary with me, Clem replied, then seating himself from the sofa, beside Natty, and drawing up a chair for sin between himself and Joe, crimpy being at the other end of the room, a prey to his emotions. Clem continued. The truth of the matter is simply this. My father, with a pig-headedness worthy of Eugene Rayburn's MRF in our mutual friend, determined to make a doctor of me not on account of any qualifications of mine,

but for the simple reason that a doctor is a good thing to have in a family. But I, having an intense dislike to the smell of drugs, a repugnance to knowing anything more than absolutely necessary about the ills that flesh is heir to, earn decided objections to having the sleep of my future life disturbed, declined, and at the same time expressed a desire to go into the store with him and become a merchant, upon which my most immediate ancestor waxed wrath, called me, in plain unvarnished words, a fool, and a pretty one I was to set myself up against his will, I who couldn't earn my salt without him to back me, Being of a contrary opinion myself, I determined to test my abilities in the salt line. I began, looking at Natty merrily, by salting you, then explaining to Sin, Joe, and the silent Quimby, salt is a term operator's use when one tries to send faster than the other can receive. I began my acquaintance with En by trying to salt there. To go on with my narrative I had learned to telegraph at college, where the boys had private wires from room to room.

and being acquainted with one of the managers in our city, succeeded in obtaining that very undesirable office down there at XN, where I remained, until my stern parent relented, concluded to hire a doctor instead of making one, and offered me the control of a branch of the firm here in your city. And here I am. And isn't it strange how you should have stumbled upon us, feast and all, said Sin, laughing.

Natty was again disturbed by the plural pronoun, and also angry at herself for observing it. "'Isn't it?' Clem answered merrily. "'What a lucky fellow I am! You see, not being at all acquainted in the city, I hunted up my old college friend Quimby, who asked me to call on some lady friends of his, mentioning no names, which, of course, I was only too glad to do, imagined my surprise and delight when I discovered who those friends were. But I don't know, as I should have dared to reveal myself, having been so often snubbed.

With a roguish glance at Natty, if that story had been told and the mystery sold. Imagine my dismay, though, at being called an odious creature, and the surprise with which I listened to my own description. So earnest were you that I actually, for a moment, thought my hair must have turned red, and he ran his fingers through his curly locks with a rueful face. The girls laughed, and sin exclaimed, "'What a pity it is you tore up that picture, Nat!' "'Yes,' that queer stoddy,

in explanation to Clem, you remember that pen and ink sketch. My first act of vengeance was to destroy it. Never mind, Joe will do another, will you not? asked Clem, turning to that gentleman, who, upon being thus appealed to, arose, laid down the nutcracker he held, and said with the utmost solemnity, Joe is ready to draw anything, but Joe is aghast and horrified at being mixed, even in the slightest degree, with anything so near approaching the romantic, as the affair in question.

What is use of a fellow shaven off his air? I like to know if such things as these will happen. It's no use fighting against nature, laughed sin. Romance always has been since the world was, and always will be, I suppose. Your turn will come, Joe. I have no doubt we shall see you a long-haired cadaverless, sentimental artist yet.

Never, cried Joe, erroneously. But you must confess that this affair is taking undue advantage of a fella, A wild romance is something entirely unexpected. And besides, viewed telegraphically, there is nothing at all romantic in the whole affair, said Natty, who, between her confusion at the turn the conversation had taken, and her alarm, lest something should be said about that chubby Cupid, whom it will be remembered she had suppressed and her former description to see was decidedly embarrassed. Before Joe could express his satisfaction at this statement,

Clem exclaimed reproachfully, Oh, do not say that. Not even to spare our friend's feelings can I deny the romance of our acquaintance. I quite agree with you, said Sin. I really believe Nets is going over to Joe's ideas. Never mind. Just wait until your turn comes, you unsentimental Joe. Madam, cried Joe.

When I find myself in a condition you describe, I will come and place a disposal of myself in your hands. And he made her a profound bow. There is many a true word spoken in jest, and none of the little party there assembled imagined how true indeed these words were to prove, a sin gaily answered, "'It is a bargain, dear, and I shall have no mercy on you,

I can assure you.' And we must not forget that we undetted to Quimby, for the unravelling of all this mystery,' said Natty. She smiled at him where he sat, in his dismayed isolation as she spoke, and although it was the warmest smile she had ever yet bestowed upon him. He was rendered no happier by its warmth. Yes, hell fortunate it was, Clem, that you looked him up, said Sin. Natty wondered that she

could pronounce the familiar name so easily. She was quite sure she herself could not. Was it not? exclaimed Clem delightedly, and what is better than all I am coming here to room with him? At this, Joe shook him cordially by the hand. Sin and Natty gave exclamations of pleasure, and Quimby suddenly started into life. I beg pardon, he said hastily. But I really, I thought you said you would rather be farther down town, you know? Yes, that was my first inclination, but as you urged me so much, and as I find so many old friends here, I have concluded to accept your offer, my boy,

to consider the matter settled, replied Clem. and in his own entire satisfaction and unconsciousness, Clem did not observe but what Quimby looked as happy as might be expected at this intelligence. Oh, won't we have a jolly time? Sang Sin and Clem, Natty and Joe, but not Quimby, took up the chorus. And obtuse as he was, Quimby could not but observe that Natty's eyes were shining in a way he had never seen them shine before, that the ever-coming and going flush on her cheeks was very bad.

becoming, and there was an expression in her face when she looked at Clem. That face had never held for him. Nor could he fail to think that the romantic commencement of the acquaintance of these two, even the episode of the Musk-scented imposter, all now enhanced the interest Natty had once felt for the invisible sea. Neither did he need a prophet to tell him that the two girls would sit up half the night talking confidentially over this unexpected and happy denouement. Even that Natty's sleep would not be quite as sound as usual.

Love, it is said, is blind. So to some things, perhaps it is, but never to arrival. And when at last Clem tore himself away with the remark, What a fortunate day this has been, Quimby, my dear boy, how can I thank you? I shall take possession of my half of your apartment at once, to be sure no one shall again usurp my place. until then, au revoir, and in parting, perceptedly held Natty's hand longer that was absolutely necessary. Quimby followed him with dejected mien, fully aware that of all the mistakes he had ever made,

he committed the worst when he asked his old chum to call on some lady friends of his. End of Chapter 10. Chapter 11 of Wired Love by Elechiva Thayer. This Libravox recording is in the public domain. Miss Kling telegraphically baffled. Miss Betsy Kling was quite uneasy in her mind about this time, not only because the torpedo refused to see himself in the light of that other self, and fled whenever he saw her approaching,

but also because some subtle instinct told her that under her very nose was going on something of which the details were unknown to her, and that listener she would could not be ascertained. this good-looking young man who had so suddenly appeared on Mrs. Simonson's premises, who and what was he? From Mrs. Simonson she learned that he was an old friend of Quimby's, that she believed he was an old friend of Miss Arches, or Miss Rogers, or of both, and that his father was very wealthy.

Hmm, said Miss Cling, with a suspicious sniffle. Strange that he should room with Quimby, if his father is so wealthy. Where does he not have room of his own? "'Ean Quimby are such friends, you see,' Mrs. Simonson explained. "'Miss Cling gave another sniffle, this time of contempt at such a reason being possible. "'Miss Rogers is in here about all her time when she's into the office, is she not?' "' Whilst the next question. She is very intimate with Miss Archer,' Mrs. Simonson replied. "'And I suppose he and that Quimby are in there as from every evening, are they not?'

"'Pursued Miss Cling.' "'They called quite often,' Mrs. Simpson acknowledged, as did Mr Norton and Miss Fishplate. They seem to have good times too, added kindly, Mrs. Simonson. Young folks will be young folks, you know, and why not? Bless you, we never can enjoy ourselves again,

as we do when young. There are too many cares and worries when we get to our age. Miss Kling rose stiffly. This allusion to our age disgusted and offended her beyond pardon as she flew into a spasm of sneezing. Well, I, for one, do not think think such conduct is proper, she said as soon as possible.

I was brought up to understand that young ladies should never receive the visits of gentlemen except in the presence of older people. Mrs. Simonson only laughed a little forced laugh she had when she did not know exactly what to say. For her own part, although not willing to offend Miss Kling, by saying so, she was glad to see her lodgers enjoying themselves. More than glad to have Klemner, as on his arrival, she had promptly tacked an extra dollar on the room rent, under the plea that the wear and tail on furniture was greater with two

in a room. Miss Kling, fearing perhaps, another reference to our age, left her, and next attacked Celeste fish-plate, having long discovered Natty to be impregnable to the process known as pumping, a fact that had augmented her ever-increasing dislike towards her lodger. From Celeste, she learned that they had such nice times, that Mr. Stunwood was so splendid, and that Miss Archer was just dead in love with him and he was her. Hmm, got Miss Cling with a sneeze. It's that Miss Archer, then, is it? The next move was to arrest Paul Quimby on the hall,

intending to put him through a series of interrogations regarding the antecedents of his friend and the length of his acquaintance with Miss Archer. But in this she was baffled, but at the first question, Quimby exclaimed, I don't know, don't ask me, and fled. Miss Kling, much to her dissatisfaction, was therefore compelled.

to make the little she had gathered to go as far as it would, but she lived in hopes. It was perhaps not wonderful that Miss Kling, sitting lonely by her fireside and pining for her other self, should feel envious, because her lodger, whom she took ostensibly for company, was enjoying herself over the way,

evening after evening, and telling her absolutely nothing about it, but confining their intercourse to the necessary civilities. Undoubtedly the few weeks that had passed, since Clem's appearance on the scene ought to have been the happiest in Natty's hitherto lonely life, happier than those in which she talked to the then unseen sea, and speculated about him with sin. But yet, she sometimes felt that a certain something that had been on the wire was lacking now,

that Clem, while realizing all her old expectations of C, was not exactly what C had been to her. One reason of this she knew was her own inability to conquer a sort of timidity she felt in his presence, a timidity from which sin was certainly free. Well aware that beside the gay and brilliant sin she was nowhere, Natty had a sensitive fear that he might be disappointed in her. But she did not yet know that the foundation of all these uneasy misgivings of hers was a selfish emotion, the same that had prompted that jealous pang at sins we, the day he first discovered himself, and this was that in the wire see had been all hers, but in Clem,

sin seemed to have the largest share. Twice he had called on Natty at the office, but neither time could stop, and as it happened on each occasion she was in the midst of a rush of business, had left no chance for conversation. But one rainy Saturday afternoon, when a general dullness prevailed, and she was fervently wishing the hands of the clock might move on faster towards six, Clem holding a very wet umbrella, and with water dripping from his curly locks, presented himself.

If he was not, he certainly ought to have been flattered by the blush with which Natty involuntarily welcomed him. "'Did you rain down?' she hastily exclaimed, hoping by this trite commonplace, to distract attention from the blush of which she was conscious. "'It appears like it, doesn't it?' he answered merrily, giving himself a little shake, and placing his wet umbrella and hat in a corner. It was so dull at the store, I thought I would run around to the scene of former exploits. You would not sometimes wish I was back at X-end to keep you company.

such days as these. Without thinking twice before she spoke once, Natty answered candidly, as she placed a chair for her visitor. Yes, I believe I do, often. I do not know whether to take that as a compliment or otherwise, Clem said, looking at her as if half vexed. Natty glanced up inquiringly.

It certainly is a compliment to my abilities for making myself agreeable at a distance, but, said Clem with a shrug of his shoulders, a poor fellow does not like to feel as if the farther away he is, the better he is liked. Oh, I did not mean it that way at all, exclaimed Natty in hasty explanation. Only, you know, I had more of your company on the wire. Clem looked pleased, if that is the trouble, he began, but Natty interrupted her face

very red. I did not mean that either. I meant it was in such a different way, you know, and I could talk more easily, and I don't believe I know what I do mean, stopping short in embarrassment. Clem looked at her and smiled. Let us see if it is any easier talking on the wire, he said, and taking the key he wrote, Good PM, will you please tell me truly, and relieve my mind? You like me as well as you thought you would, taking the key he relinquished, and without looking at him,

she replied, yes, and I suppose I ask you the same question. What would you say, politeness aside? I should answer, wrote Clem, his eyes on the sounder, that I have found a very little girl expected. And their eyes met, and Natty hastily rose and walked to the window for no ostensible purpose, and Clem said, going after her, It is nicer talking on the wire, isn't it? Natty was saved the necessity of replying by someone down the line, who just then inquired, It was that talking soft nonsense just now?

We don't allow that sort of thing here. I'm pertinent, exclaimed Natty. Possibly our red-headed friend is somewhere about, Clem said, then taking the key, responded to the unknown questioner. Don't trouble yourself, I shall not talk soft nonsense to you. That sounds like siege-writing, is it? Was asked quickly. My style must be very peculiar to be so readily detected.

Clem said to Natty laughingly, then replied on the wire, If you will sign, I will tell you. E.M. Ah, said Clem, and immediately acknowledged himself. Then followed a short chat with E.M. In which she endeavoured to make him confess what office he was. then sending from, which he persistently refused to do. Having bade E. M. good-bye enclosed the key, he said to Natty verbally,

We ought to have a private wire of our own, since a wire is so necessary to our happiness. I see, glancing around the office, that you have an extra key in Sounder here. Yes, Natty replied. We had at one time a railroad wire, and when it was taken out, the instruments were left, and have been here ever since. Do you suppose you could take them home? practice on, say, queried Clem, a sparkle in his brown eyes. Doubtless, if I ask permission, they would allow me that privilege.

Why? asked Natty curiously. I have a brilliant idea, replied Clem gaily. But do not be alarmed. I am used to it, as Quimby would say. It is this. I myself have a key in sounder, relics of college days, beauties too. And if you can take her nose over there, we will have telegraphic communication from your room to ours immediately.

The wire and battery I will fix all right, and when Sin is out you can't come over, and at odd times we will have some of our old chats. But, said Natty, hesitatingly, although evidently delighted with the idea, Miss Kling will never hang Miss Kling, interrupted Klem emphatically, excused the expression, but she deserves it. She never need no. I will undertake to arraint everything, and keep the secret from her. You account for the instruments in your room, tell her you are going to practice at home, and have a pupil. Sin, I know, will be delighted to amuse herself by learning. I should like it very much, acknowledged Natty. But I allow no buts, claim interrupted with gay decision. You get the instruments.

Tell me the first time Miss Kling goes out to spend the day, and leave the rest to me. Natty needed little urging, being only too willing to have some more of those old confidential chats with C, which nobody could share, and the required promise was given. Strange it is how circumstances alter cases. Coming to the office that morning, Natty had found it disagreeable and hard enough to buffet the storm, and had growled at herself all the way because she was not smart enough to get on in the world, even so far as to be able to stay home in such weather. The storms of nature, like storms of life, are hardest to a woman,

cramled as she is in, the one by long skirt that will drag in the mud, and clothed that every gust of wind catches, and in the other by prejudices and impediments of every kind, that the world in consideration, doubtless for her so-called weakness, throws in her way. But now on her way home, Natty minded not the wind, and rather enjoyed the rain. It may be that this total change in her sentiments was due to the fact that Clem held the umbrella. Miss Kling saw them come into the hotel together, wet and merry, and scowled. Perhaps in former days she had gone home under an umbrella with somebody, a possible other self, and she knew all about the enjoyability of the experience.

But Natty did not even notice her landlady's acrimonious glance, and sang a gay song she changed her bedrable dress. Sin, who was of course immediately informed about the projected private wire, was delighted with the idea, and began studying the Moors' alphabet at once. And the best of all is that we're going to get the better of that Argoside, "'Sign,' said Sin. "'If we can,' Natty replied, with emphasis. "'Oh, but clear and is sure of that part,' Sim said with a great confidence.

"'But Natty shook her head dubiously. "'She is so inquisitive,' she remarked. "'Yes, and the most despicable character on earth to me. "'It's a person whose chief object in life is gossip. "'My life is too short to take care of her own affairs, "'and I wish she would leave her and come and room with me,' exclaimed Sin and didn't. "'Mrs. Simmison would not dare have me.' she is afraid of miss cling you know but i wish i might for i am tired of being here natty replied discontentedly well we will have our wire at all events and for once something shall be that miss cling will not know said sin exultant

unconsciously the dreaded individual favoured them shortly after by going to spend the evening with friends after her own heart very genteel but in reduced circumstances and as the instruments were all ready and they had only been waiting for her absence Clem went to work. He was assisted by the Willing Joe, who argued that running a while was solid work and not romantic, and by Quimby, who viewed the arrangement as another formidable link in the chain of his rival, and clamoured wildly for a telephone because anybody could use a telephone. But that, as Clem said, was exactly what they did not want. Consequently, Quimby, as he lent his aid, felt himself a very martyr. However, he was, by this time, used to it, you know,

as he would have said, having viewed himself in that light since his unwitting resurrection of sea. Still, he sometimes fancied he could see a dim light shining ahead through the gloom, a hope that Clem might be fascinated by sin. Many were, Quimby argued. So why should not Clem be, and certainly he talked with her more than he did with Natty? In Natty's room they placed the instruments on a small shelf put up for the purpose, just outside her closet, and run the wire through the closet into the hall outside, and thence along so close to the wall that it was not noticeable, except to those who knew, and then into Mrs. Simonson's apartments. Here no concealment was necessary, as Mrs. Simonson had been informed of the plan, and, although

trembling lest the vials of Miss Clings' wrath would be poured on her head should that lady discover the arrangement, had no objections to offer if they were positive. The electricity on the wire would not wear out the carpet or injure the table, which was the terminus in Quimby in Clem's room. Having satisfied her on this point, they deemed it expedient not to show her the battery in their closet, fearing alarm, lest it might eat through the room and overpower her. And now, said Clem gaily, when all was finished, unfortunately, without attracting attention, not even Celeste being in the secret. Now, Quimby, we can dispense with that alarm clock we were intending to buy.

I beg pardon, but I don't quite catch your meaning. The martyr replied in evident surprise. Why, Nat is to be our alarm clock, explained Clem, laughing. She is from necessity an early riser, and I shall depend on her to call on our wire at precisely 6.30 every morning, and continue calling until I answer. I certainly will, Natty replied, but I will venture to predict that both you and Quimby will privately call me all sorts of names for doing it. It makes people so very cross to be aroused when morning nap, you know.

It doesn't make me cross. I assure you, it will be a pleasure, quickly exclaimed Quimby, who was delighted with this idea of the alarm clock. I will report him if he shows the least symptom of growling. After that, assertion, Clem said to Natty, somewhat to Quimby's internal agitation. For, to tell the truth, he was not really, quite certain of being in a state of rapture at 6.30 every morning, even when awoke by the

clatter of a sounder of which the motive power was his in Amarata. And now to christen our wire, Natty, who was in high spirit, said gaily, and she ran over to her room, and a half-hour's chat with sea followed before she went to bed. For a week after, however, she lived, as it were, on thorns, and came home every night, half expecting an explosion. None came, however. Miss Clings' eyes were not as good as they once had been, what with their long service, watching for that other self,

and overlooking her neighbours. The hall was dark. She had no duplicate key to Natty's always locked room, and the small wire, nestling close to the wall, was undiscovered. Of course, she heard the clatter of the sounder, but this Natty explained on the score of practice. "'Well, I am sure,' said Miss Clings, snappishly. think you would get practice enough at the office without sitting up nights to do it?"

At which Natty turned away to hide a blush, aware that C and she sometimes talked even into the small hours in their zeal, doubtless that the new wire should not rust out for lack of using. But this telegraphic arrangement came hardest on poor Quimby, who between his jealousy when the two were communicating, his inability to understand what was being said, and the impossibility of sleeping with such clatter in the room, lost his appetite, and invoked anything but blessings on the head of that Morse man who had made such things possible. Sin had no intention of being left out in the cold, and making Joe join her began the study of telegraphy, and the two hammered away incessantly. It began to be observable about this time that Joe was

very willing to be led about by the nose by Sin. Why? Was not so apparent, perhaps because there was no romance in it. Sin learned the quicker of the two, and she was soon able, slowly and uncertainly to call Natty, ask her to come over, or impart any little information, but was always driven frantic by the attempt to make her Natty's reply, however slowly written. Sin tried to induce Quimby to overcome the horrors of those little black marks, the alphabet in their sounds, but he recoiled from the effort as hopeless. However, whenever they made candy as they were often did. He had an opportunity of distinguishing himself, that he did not fail to improve. On the first occasion, so uneasy was he about a quiet conversation Clem and Natty were having,

that he absently put the mass of candy he had been pulling into his pocket to cool. It did cool, but he sold the coat afterwards to a boy at the office. Next time he forgot to grease his hands and stuck himself so together that they had the utmost difficulty in getting him apart, but as he said, "'It's no matter. I'm used to it, you know.' He capped the climax, however, by accidentally dropping a large handful, warm, on top of Celeste's head, aggravating the offence by telling her to go quick and soak ahead, which, although it was what she eventually did, was too much like a certain slang phrase much in vogue for human nature to endure, and giving him an angry look, the only one on record ever given by her

to a man, she rushed from the room and was seen no more that evening. After this exploit, whenever molasses candy was on the programme, they made a rule that Quimby should sit in the corner, on the old familiar stool, and not move until all was over, a rule to which he submitted meekly. But he was not happy. In truth, all his joys in these days, were mixed with alloy, between the painted monopoly of Celeste, who of late, and since she had given up everyone else was hopeless, had devoted herself entirely to him and his secret jealousy of Clem. Strangely enough, with the exception of sin, no one was aware of the exact state of his mind.

Clem was as unconscious of it as a child, for any peculiarity in his behaviour was laid to his well-known idiosyncrasy. Celeste suspected he was in love. love, but was blindly determined to believe she was the chief attraction in his eyes. Natty, if she thought about it at all, imagined he was entirely cured of that former foolishness, as she termed his one attempt to put his devotion into words. And as for Joe, being so opposed to anything of a sentimental nature himself, naturally he was unwilling to observe any indications of the kind in another, and any glaring revelations that forced themselves on his notice.

he, in common with Clem, decided was only Quimby's way. Oh dear, no, Joe could see nothing but plain unromantic facts. It was no sentiment or anything of the sort on Joe's part, of course, that made him reproduce the handsome, brilliant face of sin in so many of his recent pictures. Oh, no, she was a good study, that was all. Nor that caused him to seek her society in preference to all others, to listen entranced when she sang, and to be exceedingly annoyed, a rare thing once for good-humoured Joe,

when Clem was given more than his share of her attention. Again, oh, no, sin, was a fellow-bohemian, a congenial spirit. That was all, neither in the least sentimental or jealous was Joe. And for all that, and for some unexplained reason, it was not quite so even in his spirits as he was wont to be, sometimes being very happy, then terribly depleted. depressed. Did he eat too much, or too little? Which, for it was not the first commencement of a first love, and of course it was not, it must have been his digestion that ailed him. Had Miss Betsy Cling known of these little uneasy undercurrents amidst the gaiety that so annoyed her, the knowledge would doubtless have given her much satisfaction, besides, possibly the

inkling she could not now obtain of what was going on? It was a source of great distress to her, that she could not ascertain whether it was sin or natty with whom Clem was flirting, for she was positive he was, trifling with the affections of one or the other, and that matters would end in some kind of horrible scandal. But for all her listening and prying around, she could not seem to gain much information, except that everybody but herself, and perhaps the old gentleman, fishplate, was having a good time,

or could she get hold of anything dreadful, which was the greatest disappointment. of all. One night, however, listening at her own door as Natty bade sin good-night, over the way, Miss Kling heard Clem call out from within, something that made her very hair stand on end. It was this. Please wake me up earlier than usual tomorrow morning, will you, Natty? Wake him up indeed!

Thought the outraged but happy Miss Kling, as she wended her way back to her own room, Pretty goings on, and I know I heard that machine clatter when she was not in one day. Machines do not clatter without a human agency somewhere. There is something wrong here, and I will find it out. Oh, my name is not Betsy Kling. Wake him up indeed! End of Chapter 11. Chapter 12 of Wired Love by Elicheva Thayer.

This Librevox recording is in the public domain. Crosses on the line. It happened that not long after, Sin sang at a concert given in one of the principal halls of the city. Of course, a party from the Hotel Norman attended. This party consisted not only of the young people, but also included Mrs. Simonson. Sin made a great success and was encoreed every time she sang. Never had Nat so fully realized the beauty and brilliancy of her friend as she did upon that evening. nor could she fail to observe that Clem 2 was startled into a new admiration.

Was it because of this that a seriousness, quite foreign to the gay scene, fell over Natty's face? As for Celeste, she was decidedly envious, and had there been no gentleman in the party, would have turned exceedingly glum. As it was, she, with some difficulty, called up her usual smiles, and contented herself with whispering spitefully to Quimby. How can she appear before the public so? It seems so unwomanly. Charming indeed, replied Quimby, without the slightest idea of what she had said, as his attention was concentrated on sin and his brain incapable of entertaining two ideas at once. But while acknowledging her

attractions, Quimby preserved his composure, arguing to himself in a common-sense way. What is the use of a fellow falling in love with a girl that every other fellow is sure to fall in love with two, you know. Mrs. Simpson, good soul, quite swelled with pride in her lodger, and by her behaviour, created the impression in the minds of people sitting near that she was the singer's mother. And Joe, unsentimental Joe, was entirely carried away, with the music, of course, for music was art, and art, only in another branch, was his life and work, and was not seen a beautiful work of nature, the mother of all art. He will be a very lucky man who shall call our sin his,

whispered Clem to Joe, as she came out and answered to an encore. What? Ejaculated Joe, so savagely that everyone turned to look at him, and Clem opened his eyes wide with surprise. Bah, nonsense! And some way or other, after this, the music sounded very dismal to Joe, and the close air of the room made his headache. But he had been working very hard all day and was tired,

so this was quite natural. Was Clem presuming on his good looks and thinking of making sin his, he wondered. If he was, she certainly would not be fool enough, too. Joe stopped here in his meditations, because he would like to have been a little sure that she would not. Very strongly he felt just then that things of a doubtful nature were sometimes very uncertain.

It was, of course, no sentiment on his part that caused these emotions. He did not wish sin to throw herself away in matrimony. That was all, and so strong were his feelings on this point that he could not banish the idea from his mind all the rest of the evening, and was noticeably thoughtful. But he was very gay, even unusually, wildly gay, on the way home, and kept Mrs. Simonson, whom he escorted in such a state of laughter, that she burst three buttons and was all wased up when they reached the hotel.

Why are you so thoughtful tonight? Clem masked Natty as they walked down their street behind the rest, in the wake of Joe's gaiety and Celeste's meaningless giggle. Celeste was clinging to the arm of the unwilling, but helpless quimby, and chatting of the handsome tenor. With a slight start, Natty replied to Clem's question. I do not know, am I? Yes, you have hardly spoken a word all the way.

Is there anything to trouble? asked Clem, and she looked, moodily. Oh, the ground did not see the anxiety in his eyes. as he spoke. Nothing, she replied, then startled him by bursting out passionately. I'm tired of living with no object, with nothing but a daily routine. Can it be there is no better place in the world for me, that my life must always be thus? I cannot be contented. Clem stopped short and stared at her agitated face.

I never knew you were not happy, Natty, he said gently. Oh, I am not unhappy. I am only discontented, Natty replied. "'You are somewhat contradictory in your statements,' said Clem as they went on again, "'her she also had stopped. "'Is it of its troubles that annoy you? "'Poor little girl, it is a monotonous life.' "'Nat he flushed at the tenderness in his voice. "'That is one thing,' she replied a little tremblingly.

"'But I want something to work for. "'A sin has. "'I'm ambitious. "'My present position can never content me. "'I'm haunted all the time, by an easy consciousness, but if I was smart, I should be doing something to get ahead, and yet I don't know what to do. I remember you once said something about being a writer.

Why not try that, suggested Clem. They had reached their own landing at the hotel and paused. The remainder of the party had disappeared. It seemed so hopeless, Natty answered dispiritedly. There is no opening anywhere. But it will never do to wait for that, you know. If the world is a closed oyster, we must open it. It's not the way sin did, said Clem, half-somizing the realization of the difference between sin's brilliant success

and her own plodding along that had caused her dejection. And as he spoke, he took her hand in his, but Natty snatched it quickly away. Ah, sin! She said in sudden and uncontrollable jealousy. Of course you would never expect me to compare with her! Clem looked at her a moment, then some emotional. flushed his face, and he would have spoken had not Miss Kling. Disgusted with her inability to catch a word from inside, opened her door, saying sharply,

Are you coming in, Miss Rogers? Certainly, Nathie replied quickly, and already ashamed of her jealous outburst. Good night, Clem. But will you not come over and congratulate Sin on her success? He asked, detaining her. I heard a carriage just stop, and I think she is in it. Not to-night. Tomorrow, said Natty hastily, and left him,

before he could again urge the request. Oh, said Miss Kling as Natty closed the door behind her, was that Mr. Stanwood who came home with you? Yes, Natty answered briefly. I should hardly have thought Miss Archer would have allowed it, remarked Miss Kling with a sneeze. I don't know why she would have forbidden it, replied Natty coldly, yet looking somewhat startled.

Poor Natty's nerves were decidedly unstrung tonight. You do not mean to say that you are ignorant of what everyone else knows, queried Miss Kling, with a malicious sparkle in her eyes, that they are just the same as engaged. Natty turned her very pale face towards her. I think you are mistaken, she faltered. Mistaken, no indeed, cried Miss Kling positively. I should think your own eyes might tell you that.

Why, Mrs. Simonson says, Miss Archer has thought of nobody but him since he came into the house and that anybody can tell he is in love with her from its actions and the attention he pays her, and Celeste told me the same thing long ago, but I suppose Miss Archer is willing he should come home with you. She isn't, of course, jealous of you. There was a sneering emphasis in Miss Kling's last words

that made them anything but complimentary, as Natty felt, but saying only in a voice she vainly tried to steady. You may be right. She went into her and room, and locked the door behind her. She knew now, knew what that first romantic acquaintance, that dejection at the companionship lost in the obnoxious redhead, that joy when C. was restored to her in Clem, that unsatisfied desire to have him back on the wire all to herself, that suppressed jealousy of sin led to, and what it all meant, that she loved him, and he did he, as they said,

love sin? Alas, who could help loving, bright, beautiful sin, to attract him to herself was only the romance of their first acquaintance, and even this sin slightly shared, it was not sins following, Natty could not be guilty of the petty meanness of disliking her friend because she possessed attraction superior to her own. But if he loved sin, then indeed had the curtain fallen on the sad ending of her romance. The lights were out, and all was darkness. If he loved sin. Natty, with the first full knowledge of her own feelings, could hardly hope otherwise remembering

her intimacy, his marked attention to her, his praise of her, and her winning beauty and talents. Yes, it must be that he loved her. Oh, why must sin be given everything, and she—nothing? What kind of fate was it that marked out the broad, sunny road for one, and the sombre uneven pathway for another? Must her life be one of lonely discontent? A telegraph office at the beginning, and a telegraph office at the end? Was this to be all?

No, thought Natty, raising her head proudly, and looking at the red and swollen eyes that gazed at her from the opposite glass. Life shall give me something of its best, if not of love. than of fame, and I will work and persevere until I gain it. Yet for all her resolution, Natty sobbed herself to sleep, not so easy as it to renounce love, and look forward to the life barren of its best and sweetest gift. And after this there was a change in her observable,

even to the undoccerning Quimby. Shadows had fallen over her face, lurked in her grey eyes, and around the corners of her mouth, the old restlessness had given, place to a settled gloom. She was less often seen among the gay circle that gathered in sins parlour, pleading every possible excuse for staying away, and went with them, to his surprise and delight, and to Celeste's dismay, she devoted herself to Quimby, to Joe, to anyone rather than to

Clem. For most of all she had changed to him, afraid of betraying her secret and unable to control the pain that overpowered her when in his presence. Now she knew her own heart. She avoided him in every practical way, and seldom even over their wire, talked with him. She was always tired or busy when he called her now. Clem, surprised and puzzled by this unaccountable change, at first endeavoured to overcome her coolness, but ended by becoming cool in his turn, and talked and joked with sin more than ever, and if a touch of the shadows on Natty's face sometimes crept over his own, she and her own self-engrossment did not observe it. If Quimby's hopes burned brighter at this state of affairs, and he was consequently happier, Joe, for some reason unexplained, was not. In fact, he was

decidedly queer, now gay, now horribly cynical, not to say morose. Truly Cupid viewed in the character of a telegraphist was far from being a success, before he had switched everybody on to the wrong wire. Sin, gay, unconscious sin, no more dreamed of Clem being supposedly in love with her, as she did that Joe was so filled with thoughts of her that, had he been a different kind of a man, one would have called him desperately in love. But sin, unconscious of all this, sore and with sorrow, the ever-increasing coldness between Natty and Clem, for she had to quite set her heart on the romance that had commenced in dots and dashes, culminating in orange blossoms, a wired love.

Now, to her vexation, she saw her anticipations liable to be set at naught, and herself unable to obtain even a clue to the trouble. Like the line-man who goes up and down to find where the wires will not work, she could not find the break anywhere, and decided that romances were the wired or taken in the ordinary way, or certainly very unwieldy things to manage. It seems to me that you do not use that way very often now, she said one evening to Clareman Natty, the latter of whom she had forcibly dragged forth from the solitude of her room.

Were it not for me, it would rust. Why, I used to hear your clatter into the small hours, but now. Now we are more sensible, concluded Natty, leaning over the piano to look at some music. One gets tired of talking in dots and dashes after a time. Poor Natty's trouble made her bitter sometimes. Yes, one wants a person they don't know to talk with, in order to make it interesting, added to Clem not to be outdone.

Good gracious, thought Sin, dismayed at the result of her probing. This is really dreadful. Then she exclaimed impulsively, I hope you're not quarreled you two. Oh dear, no, replied Natty quickly. What should we quarrel about? But Clem, after looking at her a moment, advanced and how that is, his hands, saying frankly, I believe we have been cross to each other of late, although

how it happened I do not know. So let us make up and be good. Sin looked up, hopefully, at this, but Natty, who could hardly conceal her agitation, replied coldly, I do not see that anything has been the matter. And placing a limp hand in his for an instant turned away. Clem bit his lip, then took out his watch, saying, I believe I have an engagement downtown this evening. I shall have to leave you now, I fear, ladies. Natty celebrated his departure by bursting into tears that she vainly tried to hide, and was detected in the situation on the sofa by Sin. Sin's arms were about her in a moment, and Sin's voice said lovingly, "'What is it, dear? Tell me what is the matter lately? Trust me with it. Is it about Clem?'

With a determination very brave and unselfish, but, unfortunately, entirely uncalled for, not to Mar Sin's happy love by her sorrow. Natty checked the tears of what she was ashamed, and answered, No, I am very weak and foolish, the idea of my crying like a schoolgirl. I'm only unhappy because, because I'm nobody. And this was all the information a sympathetic and perplexed sin could obtain. Sitting that night on a low cricket before the fire, with her dark hair unbound, and it was fortunate for Joe's peace of mind that he could not see her just then, because she was such an interesting study. Sin thought it's all over, and could not, as she told herself, make out what it was all about.

I thought everything was going on so smoothly, she mused. And now here is what Clem himself would term, crossing the wire, and no one can find out where it is. Doesn't she laugh him, I wonder. I should, if I was she. Does he love her? If he does not, he is no kind of a hero. Oh, I know what would test the matter, a crisis. Now, for instances, the house would only get on fire, and that burn up. That is, almost. And Clem save her just in time, but this is the sort of thing that brings these heroes to terms and the dramas.

But I suppose everything is so different in real life. Clem would not wake up in time, and she would burn to a crisp, or someone else would save her first. Quimby, for instance, he is always doing something he ought not. Now I don't think it would do to risk it. Nevertheless, I am convinced that a crisis is what is essential to complete the circuit. telegraphically speaking, or, in other words, to bring down the curtain on everybody, embracing everybody with great heclan. End of Chapter 12.

Chapter 13 of Wired Love by Ella Cheva Thayer. This Libra Rock's recording is in the public domain. The wrong woman. Somewhat exultant over the new aspect of affairs, and unable longer to endure the strain of the load of love who was carrying about with him, Quimby came to a desperate determination. There was no other than to confide in his roommate and once dreaded rival, and then, provided he was not thrown out of the window or kicked downstairs, ask his advice about how to render

himself clearly understood by her, at the same time relating his former unfortunate attempt. This programme he carried into effect one morning, as Clem was blacking his boots. Perhaps he had made pirate calculations on a blacking brush, hitting a man with less damage than some larger article. I say Clem, Quimby began. I want to ask your advice, you know. I'm at your service, my dear boy, replied the unsuspecting Clem, rubbing away at his boot. Well, I want to know.

The fact is, I am boiling over with love. What? exclaimed Clem, looking up with an amused smile. You are not in love with sin, too, are you? With sin, too! These words were balm to the soul of Quimby, and gave them courage to answer eagerly. Ah, no use in that for me, you know.

It is she, Miss Rogers, Natty, you know. The blacking brush left Clem's hand, but not to fly at the extent. expectant Quimby. It simply dropped onto the floor, while Clem gave vent to his feelings in a prolonged whistle. "'It is possible,' he said, having thus relieved himself of his first astonishment. I might have suspected as much if I had stopped to think, though. "'Yes, I think I showed it plain enough, you know,' said Quimby, candidly. "'You see, I tried to tell her of it once, before you came here, when you were invisible, you know.

But some way she—she didn't just understand and—and bolted, you know. So just tell me how to do it. That is a good fellow. For do it I must. Clem picked up his blacking brush, and very deliberately smeared the boot he had just polished, with another coat of blacking, before answering. How can I tell you, he said at last. You don't suppose proposing is an everyday habit of mine, do you? My day boy I never proposed in my life. But you... You ought to?

I mean you will sometime, you know. Just give me a start, you know? Pleaded Quimby, sitting down on the edge of the bed. Shall I call her and propose for you? inquired Clem, somewhat ironically, and glancing at the sounder. No, no, no, no, cried Quimby and grinned. alarm at this proposition.

She might think you meant herself, you know. In which case the rejection would be sure, said Clem. Then flinging his brush, savagely onto a corner, he added as he went out, you must settle it yourself, old fellow. No one can help us in those matters. There is no duplex. Wimby was therefore left to his own devices, and his own devices brought about a most extraordinary result.

That same evening, Natty coming over to Sin's room, and finding her absent, sat down to await her return, which Mrs. Simpson assured her would be very soon. There was no gas-lighted, and in the dusk Natty remained feeling, perhaps, an affinity with the sombre shadows of the twilight. As she sat musing, now wishing C. he had left her life forever, when he left it with the odors of musk and bears Greece about him, and now despising herself for the weakness she found it so hard to overcome, she became conscious of a denser shadow in the shadows of the open door. I beg pardon, is it sin?

asked this shadow in the voice of Quimby. No, Natty replied. Sin is out. I beg pardon, is it you? The shadow asked with accents of delight. Natty acknowledged the you. And you, you are alone. Natty glanced around the room.

hoping the Duchess had strayed in so she might truthfully say no. But she was compelled to reply in the affirmative. Glorious opportunity. It must not be wasted. I will explain, you know, he exclaimed excitedly and incoherently. But to Natty's surprise instead of entering, he darted away in such a tremendous hurry that he stumbled and fell as he distinctly heard his skull bang against his own door.

but his last words were too ominous, and she was too well acquainted with his peculiarities, to flatter herself she was permanently relieved of his company. He had perhaps gone to brush his hair or take some quieting drops, but she knew he had certainly not gone to stay, and not being exactly in the humour for his company, Natty resolved to fly ignominiously. Afraid of returning to her own room, lest she might meet him,

and be taken captive, she quietly retired into Sin's bedroom. In a few moments she heard him stumbling over a stool in the parlour and was just thinking that if he should take it into his head to remain any length of time, she would be in rather a predicament when to her surprise she heard him say, I must speak.

I hope this time I shall remember what I have so often, so often said in the privacy of my own apartment, and to, if I may confess it, to a pillow, a pair of pants and a coat, placed in a chair as a poor effigy of you, you know, will you, will you, don't speak, but let me alone, hear me, and let the flow of language come. He paused, and in the greatest bewilderment Natty stared at the opposite wall. Did he, by some powerful intuition discern she was within hearing disd, or was he in his disappointment, rehearsing to an empty chair.

Before Natty could decide between these two solutions of his conduct, another voice, the voice of Celeste, said faintly and affectedly, Oh, Quimby! And then Natty comprehended the situation. After her own retreat, Celeste had entered and taken the just vacated chair. It was twilight. Celeste wore a black dress like hers. Her hair was dressed in the same style.

and was the same colour, and Quimby had mistaken her for Natty. And in his excitement and struggle with that flow of language, he did not notice even that it was not Natty's voice, saying, O Quimby, for he continued, You may reject me, I am afraid you will. But I must say it, you know, I must, or I shall explode and fly into atoms. Here Celeste gave a little scream, but he went on determinedly making the most of his glorious opportunity. I am not like other fellows, you know.

That is, I mean I have not the brass, if I may so express myself, and I am always doing something wrong, but I am used to it, you know. The question is, could you get used to? to it, for I have a heart that is, that is honest, and that beats all full of love, of love for, you know who I mean? There was a murmured O from Celeste, as Quimby paused to wipe from his brow the perspiration called forth by his arduous undertaking. What shall I do?

frantically thought the perplexed listener, divided between the ludicrous part of the affair and her desire to save him from the dilemma and to which she was rushing. What can I do? Oh, if sin would only come. But sin came not, and while Natty paused, irresolute and not knowing what course to take, Quimby went on to his fate. I have thought sometimes that you liked some other fellow. Clem, I mean. Natty felt herself blush in the dark.

But I do hope not. Thought has made me boil in secret often, and he loves sin, you know. Natty's colour left her face as quickly as it had come. But oh! And he went down onto his knees with a whack that made the vases on the mantel jingle. Let me tell you what I tried twice before to say, what is always in my thoughts. I adore you, the ground you walk on, and have ever since I first saw your nose. I beg pardon, but I fell in love with your nose. And will you, can you tell me that you don't love any other fellow?

I mean, and share my little property and be Mrs. Quimby, you know. Oh, really? are such a trying moment, but dear, dear Quimby, I never cared for Clem, never only for you, and I am yours." With these words, Celeste precipitated herself into his arms, and the next moment Natty heard a crash as they both fell on the floor. The sudden shock of recognition that then burst upon him weakened him to such an extent that he could not support himself, much less her, so down they went. He must know who it is now, thought Natty with a sigh of relief.

And meanwhile Celeste had picked herself up, but Quimby still remained flat on the floor, bracing himself up by his hands on either side and staring at her, motionless. Fortunately, it was too dark for her to see the expression of his face. Did you hurt yourself? asked Celeste at length. Let me help you up. We are to help each other now, you know. Quimby groaned. Oh, misery, he gasped. This, my destiny is...

This, my destiny is too much for me. Oh, the evil deeds of darkness! Listen to me, I implore you. It is all a mistake, I thought. Of course it was a mistake. You did not suppose I thought you fell purposely, did you, dear? Quickly interrupted Celeste, blindly, a willfully misunderstanding. Who shall say which?

But please get up, sin may come. At this Quimby scrambled his feet, with startling suddenness, and exclaiming hastily, I will, I will write and tell you all, all, I have an engagement now with a friend just around the corner. He rushed from the room, and would have flown, but the pertinacious Celeste had followed, and just as he reached the outside hall, regardless of the publicity, flung herself around his neck, and would have flown, but the pertinacious Celeste had followed, and just as he reached the outside hall, regardless of the publicity, flung herself around his neck, this time without

bringing him to the ground. "'It is not necessary to write,' she cried. "'Pray do not take such a trifle so much to heart. Remember I am yours and—' Another voice from the stairs just above the pair interrupted her. It was the voice of fish-blake pear, and it said, "'Ugin, Marrier!' "'I will!' wailed the now alarmed Quimby, as Celeste blushingly withdrew from her embrace of him. I will see you tomorrow if I live.

And striking his forehead with his hand, he burst away, bounded frantically down the stairs and fled, ejaculating. I know it. I had a presentiment for my youth. Excuse his eccentricity, par, Celeste said. He loves me so much, poor fella. Get enough of that! He growled with contempt.

And he has a nice little property, added Celeste as they went went upstairs. But when he is the thing, fish-plate-pair said, with undisguised plainness. Natty emerged from her retreat on the hasty exit of Quimby and Celeste, so full of regret for the flight that had proved so disastrous to him, that the ludicrous part of the scene just enacted was forgotten. Poor Quimby! she thought remorsefully. What a dreadful fix he is in!

I hope he'll get out of it, and I am so sorry for my share in it. How strange it would be if he should! as he once said marry the wrong woman after all end of chapter thirteen chapter fourteen of wired love by elicheva this libravox recording is in the public domain quimby accepts the situation when quimby rushed into the street it was with some wild and indefinite intention of flying to the ends of the earth but recalled to his senses By the stairs of the passers-by, he concluded he had better first return and get his hat. When he reached his own room, where Clem was thoughtfully pacing the floor, he flung himself face downwards upon the bed, groaning and kicking his feet spasmodically. What is the matter? Clem inquired.

I've done it now! I've done it now! Was all the answer Quimby gave him. She rejected you? asked Clem, his mind going back to their morning's conversation. "'No, no, she has accepted me,' wailed Quimby, with a prodigious kick. "'What?' shouted Clem, stopping short in his promenade. "'She has! Oh, she has!' moaned the wretched victim of mistakes. "'I'm engaged! Oh, heavens! Engaged!'

"'Do you mean to tell me that Miss Rogers has accepted you?' inquired Clem harshly. This name completely unmanned poor Quimby, and he began to cry like a schoolboy. Miss Rogers, no, never, never, but she, Celeste. Celeste? Celeste, exclaimed Clem, Celeste. Yes, I, oh, I made a mistake, you know, explained Quimpy, wiping his eyes on the bedspread. An irresistible smile, but quickly suppressed, curved Clem's lips as he asked. But how could you possibly make such a mistake as that?

Come cheer up, my boy, tell me, and let me help you out. Quimby looked at him mournfully. It was dark, he answered dejectedly. He sat in the chair, the lost natty, I mean. It was she, and she spoke to me. Why did I not seize the chance then? But now I left her to rehearse a little first. And when I returned, oh, it was still dark, oh, I did not know a transformation had been affected.

I burst forth in eloquence. And, oh, it was the last, you know. I fled, defollowed, caught me and hugged me in the hall. My father saw Ron marry her, and it was no escape, you know. But my dear fellow, remonstrated Clem. You can explain the mistake. You're not obliged to marry Celeste because you accidentally proposed to her. Quimby shook his head hopelessly.

She would sue me if a breach of promise, you know, and take all of my little property. And her terrific father, I don't know what he would not do to me. Only one thing could make me brave all, if Miss Rogers, that he would say it might have been. and not this fearful mistake occurred. I would face even old fish-blade and break all bonds. Dear old fellow, I'm afraid she, Natty, would have rejected you in any case.

She is a flirt, said Clem somewhat savagely. She leads people on for the sake of dropping them when it suits her convenience. I know, really. I cannot think that, even though she had rejected me. I could not think that, said Quimby, loyally, then with sudden decision, "'I will settle it now. If I had not put it off before as I did, I might not have blundered into this awful fix, you know. I hear them in Sin's room now, Sin and Natty. Come with me. I will have witnesses, and no mistakes this time, you know.'

"'What are you going to do?' asked Clem, following his excited friend rather reluctantly. "'I'm going to find out if she, Natty, likes me, you know.' If she does, I will brave Celeste, her fierce father, the law, if not, why then I must be a martyr anywhere you know, and I don't care how big a one I am.' They're saying Quimby went across to Sin's room, Clem not exactly liking the position thrust upon him, but unwilling to refuse, accompanying him. Meanwhile Natty had pounced upon Sin the moment she returned, exclaiming, "'Who Sin? What a dreadful thing has happened?'

"'What? How? "'When?' asked Sin, while from the effects of the melodrama she had just been witnessing, visions of Clem, the dozen bullets in his head, danced before her eyes. "'Quimby! Poor Quimby! I've ruined him!' was Natty's remorseful, an unintelligible answer. "'Well, my dear, if you could possibly be a trifle lucid, perhaps I could understand the plot of the piece,' said Sin, decidedly relieved of her first surmise. upon which Natty, half-laughing and half-crying, explained, but the ludicrous side was too much for sin, and she could only laugh.

What a farce it would make, she said as soon as she could speak. Sin, Natty said reproachfully, think how dreadful it is for Quimby, and for me, the unmeaning instrument of it all. Nonsense, my dear, said sin, more seriously, and bringing her philosophy to bear on the subject. It was not your fault. she was determined to have him in any case had it been you as he supposed you would of course have declined the proffered honour and she would have caught him in the rebound if he has spirit enough he can get out of marrying her in some way if not she will make him a good wife enough men you know as she says prefer to marry women who don't know too much so it is all right

and with this natty was fain to be content but she felt great pity for the poor fellow perhaps because of the unhappiness in her own heart it is only from the depths of her own sorrow that we learn to feel for that of others. As Quimby and Claremented, both Natty and Sin looked surprised and curious. But Quimby, so excited now that his usual nervous bachelors was forgotten, said immediately, "'I beg pardon, I'm sure, for calling so late, "'but my business will not wait,

"'and I wanted Claimers witness, he and sin, "'so as to make no mistake now.' "'Then, turning to the astonished Natty, he went on. "'Nati, my feelings for you have long been of adoration. No, please hear me. As she made a gesture to interrupt. Tonight in this room, I addressed another, Celeste.

He, I... Here he groaned, but recovered himself and went on. In the dark, you know, with words intended for you, I want to know now what, had I not be so deceived, you would have said. But what difference can he make now? asked Natty, hesitating, and wishing to spare him as he paused for a reply.

"'Every difference,' said Quimby wildly. "'I beg you to answer me truly, "'in order that I may know what course to take.' "'Then since you wish,' replied Nattie with a pitying glance, "'I will tell you that as a friend, "'I think very highly of you, and always shall, that is all.' "'Then come on, Celeste!' exclaimed Quimby in a burst of despair. "'She—she says she loves me, and—'

I might get used to it in time, all but her teeth, he added in his strict honesty. To those I never can. Sin felt a mischievous desire to hint that time might relieve him of his objection, but restrained herself and said, But you can explain the matter to her, you know. Just what I have been telling him, said Klim. No woman would force herself on a man under such circumstances. She would. I feel it, answered the unconvinced Quimby.

Miss Rogers, Natty, I, I thank you. I shall always remember you as something unattainable and dear, and hope some more worthy may be to you what I would have been, if I could. But I was born to make mistakes, you know, and I am used to it, and ought to be thankful it was not Miss Cling. I am very, very sorry, murmured Natty, and Clem saw there were tears in her eyes. Moral, never make love in the dark, said Sin, looking with solemn warning at Clem. Be sure that all the gas in the room is lighted if ever you propose?

Added Quimby miserably to his friend. I will remember, said Clem, glancing at Natty. There were worse mistakes made in the dark. then on the wire, it seems. Far, far worse, groaned Quimby, as Natty hastily turned her head aside. But now really, Quimby, urged Sin seriously. Do be sensible. Do not be foolish enough to marry a woman you do not want, because you cannot have the one you do.

But Quimby, with the fear of old fish-plate, and a breach of promised suit, and a dread of explanations in his mind. Moreover, having a bit of a fear of the old fish-plate, and a breach of his mind. firmly decided that a little more or less of misery did not matter, could not be persuaded to take any steps himself, or allow them to be taken to free himself from the result of his latest mistake. Therefore it came about, to the surprise of those not in the secret, and the unconcealed exultation of one other parties immediately concerned that the engagement of Quimby and Celeste was announced. Chapter 15 of Wire Love by Ali Chivethere

This Libravox recording is in the public domain. One Summer Day The week that decided Quimby's fate so unexpectedly and brought him so much woe, Tessin brought good tidings. Her success at the concert had been so decided that she was the recipient of many offers for the coming season and was enabled to accept those that promised most advantageously.

No one was more honestly glad than was Natty in her congratulations. Natty, she had fought and overcome that selfish pain and bitter wonder of hers, why sin should have everything and she nothing. Since the approach of summer, a much-talker project among them had been a little picnic party in the woods, and as Clem now proposed to get it up in honour of sin's success, the plan was immediately carried out. Mrs. Simonson, with a feeble protest, because Miss Kling was not invited, accompanied them. The them, of course, consisted of sin, natty, clerm, Joe, and the newly betrothed ones. Nature was kind to these seekers of her solitudes, and gave them a perfect day,

one of those that occur in our uncertain climate less often than might be wished, but that penetrate everywhere with their sunshine when they do come, even into hearts, where sunshine seldom glances. So for the nantes, our friends forgot all their little troubles, even Quimby, brighting up and ceasing to think of his engagement, as they stood underneath the green trees by the banks of the small river, sunshine everywhere, and the music of birds in the air. Is it not glorious? cried Sin, like a child in her exuberance. Why not camp out here and stay old summer? ecstatically suggested clem as he fondled his fishing tackle but it might not always be pleasant like this said practical mrs simmonson when the sun shines we forget my ever storm said joe and looking admiringly at sin as he spoke

is our artist a philosopher as well as the rest we know he is asked sin laughing a very little one five feet six replied joe well we will have no shadows to-day said sin no shadows to-day no shadows to-day echoed Joe, then turning to Mrs. Simonson asked, I hope you do not still regret Miss Kling. I suppose she would spoil it all, that good lady committed herself enough to say. Well, really, I must say, remarked Celeste, who now gave herself many airs, and evidently looked upon Sin and Natty as commonplace creatures, not engaged. I must say now, that you are speaking of her, that she does cling in the way that is not pleasant sometimes.

actually annoys, Pa. I thought she entertained the high regard for your father," said mischievous sin. That is exactly it, replied Celeste. To eye a regard. Truly she behaves very ridiculously, while she positively waylays, par, so indelicate in a woman, you know, with sublime unconsciousness of ever having indulged in the pastime of waylaying herself. Such an old creature, too, she's always coming and wanting to mend his old clothes and

lockings. Poor Parr actually has to lock himself in his room sometimes. The vision of poor Parr, thus pursued, was too much for the gravity of the company, and that was a general laugh. It is true, asserted Celeste. How isn't it, Ralphie? Appealing to her betrothed with appropriate bachelfulness. Everybody stared at this. No one ever before really knew that Quimby possessed a front door to his name,

and he, as surprised as anyone at the cognomen love had discovered, fell back on a rolling log and clutched his legs to that extent that they must have been black and blue for a week afterwards. Clem saved the discomforted Ralphie, the necessity of replying by interposing with

Come, come, let us not talk on such incongruous subjects this lovely day. Let us rather talk his sentiment. And he gave a prodigious wink in Joe's direction. I fear we are not a very sentimental party, laughed Sin, adding mysteriously, except of course, Quimby and Celeste. "'Oh, I am not, I assure you. I'm not in the least, you know,'

protested Quimby, taking a roll on the log. "'Never felt less so in my life.' "'Why, Ralphie!' exclaimed Celeste, repatrifully, and to his distress, went up close to him, and would have sat down by his side, but for the uncontrollable rolling propensity of that log, which made it impossible. "'How is it with you, Joe?' queried Sin. "'Can you not for once forget your—' horrible hobby and be a little sentimental in honor of the day.

Joe, who was throwing sticks into the water, to the great disturbance of bugs, and plainly shown annoyance of a big frog, made a somewhat surprising reply. Decidedly seriously, he said, I fear of I should attempt it, I might get too much in earnest. Oh, we will risk that, so please begin, said Sin, but staring at him a little as she spoke. Joe, sentimental, just imagine it. "'Will you risk it?' he asked still seriously, "'and with so peculiar an expression

"'that she could reply only by another astonished stare. "'But really, it does not pay to be sentimental, "'as you all ought to have found out long ago. "'As Joe and I have,' Natty said, jestingly, "'yet with an undertone of earnestness. "'Then,' said Clem dryly, "'since it is so with us, let us fish, "'and he threw his line into the stream.

"'Sin, Joe, and Mrs. Seen, Simmons followed his example. Quimby declined joining in the sport, and perhaps likening himself to the fish, balanced himself on the log, and looked on with a pathetic face. Celeste, as in duty bound, remained by his side.

Natty, too, was an observer only, and from the expression off her face was decidedly not amused. I think it is cruel, she exclaimed as Joe took a fish of Sin's hook. I'm going to agree with you. Quimby replied quickly in answer to Nassie's observation. It is cruel.

But perhaps the fish were made for people to catch, suggested the Pacific Mrs. Simpson who had not yet been able to get a bite. Yes, acquiesced Clem, pulling up a skinny little fish. They are no worse of than we poor mortals after all. We must each fulfill our destiny with a man or fish. Yes, it is all fate, exclaimed Quimby vehemently, We cannot help ourselves. You believe in fate, then?

I don't think I do, said Sin with a glance half-humorous, half-pitying at its victim on the log. What incentive would we have to any effort if we were sure everything was marked out for us in advance? That is a question requiring too much effort for us to discuss, on a warm day, said Natty. Certain circumstances must bring about certain results you will acknowledge, Clem gravely remarked. But it is said that every soul that is born as a twin somewhere, and if so, that must be fate, said Mrs. Simmondson. Miss Clings' theory, I believe, laughed Natty. If it is so, the right ones don't often come together, said Quimby, gloomily.

We are an exception, then, to the general rule, simpered Celeste. Quimby groaned, and then murmured something about the toothache. Poor fellow, said Sin in a low voice to them. Natty. After all, there is something in fate, Natty sighed. Perhaps so, she said. Well, we will not get solemn over fate, said Joe cheerily. Then, in a lower voice, as he glanced at sin, he added, Yet.

And do not frighten away what few fish there are here with your theories, commanded Clem. Although this mandate was obeyed, and for a time silence reigned, it was not long before they were all singing a gay song, started by Clem himself, off, even Quimby joining in the chorus with a feeble tenor. But they were tired of fishing by that time, and began to feel as if a little refreshment would not be out of place, and would indeed enhance the loveliness of nature. So a fire was made, and lunch-baskets unpacked.

It will take a good many of those fish for a mouthful, declared Clem, who was cook. You may have my share. I can't eat the creatures I have seen squirm, said Natty. Ah, you fastidious young woman, what shall I ever do, do if you are cast away on a desert island with me exclaimed clem in mock despair saith up a telegraph wire and then she would need nothing more insinuated sin and get snubbed for my pains muttered clem soto voce but natty caught the words and an expression of distress passed over her face this reminds me of that feast sin declared as they sealed themselves wherever convenient with a dish of whatever was handy only more so added Clem. What feast?

asked Celeste curiously. We had once, Sin replied evasively, glad there was something Celeste did not know about. In fact, in the matter of curiosity, Celeste was an embryo miscling. I'm sorry we have no Charlotte Rooses today,

Quimby, who marked Clem, with an expression of transparent innocence. Quimby could only reply with a groan, the recollections awakened, were too much. What is the matter now, Ralph, asked the loving Celeste.

Again, Quimby muttered something about that tooth. Oh, said Celeste tenderly. You really must have it out, Ralphie. The possibility of being obliged to part with a sound tooth in self-defence restored him for the time being, but he was not the only one to whom the retrospect brought a momentary pain. Natty sighed if she looked back to the day that had brought Clem, but not restored as she then superiors.

but taken away her sea. The salubrious air and the invigorating odour of the forest adds immeasurably to the natural capacity of the appetite, commented Joe, gravely, as he passed his plate for the seventh fish. Ah, sighed Celeste, who prided herself on her delicacy, I never could eat more than would satisfy a mouse, and since my engagement, simpering, I cannot swallow enough to scarce keep me alive. Quimby looked up eagerly. I beg pardon, but if the engagement weighs upon you,

I'm willing to release you, you know, he exclaimed, hopefully. You jealous creature, replied Celeste archly. You know, Ralphie, that no consideration could make me release you. Quimby knew it only too well, and sighed as he picked a chicken bone. A great objection to dining in the woods is that one is apt to find his food, unexpectedly seasoned, said Clem, as he captured a six-legged bug of an adventurous spirit that had sought to investigate the contents of his plate. Isn't it strange that bugs don't seem off so bad in our food, as they would at home, said Miss

Simonson. We can get used to anything if we only think so, said Sin, bringing her cheery philosophy to the front. "'Yes,' assented Quimby, mournfully. "'I am used to it, you know?' Sin laughed, and then proposed the health of the betrothed pair, which was drank in lager beer, and to which Quimby, bolstered up by Celeste, attempted to respond, but collapsed in the middle of the third sentence,

and with the words, "'Don't go, and I'm used to it.' you know sat down wiped his forehead on his napkin and looked intensely miserable after that a toasted sin and then dots and dashes and last joe with mock solemnity proposed fight and just then quimby met with a fresh mishap and came near ending his sufferies in a watery grave only the water did not happen to be quite deep enough arising from the sharp-pointed rock that had a served him for a pivot in which to eat his dinner. He stumbled, fell, and rolled over and over down the bank and into the river with a tremendous splash. Everyone jumped up in consternation.

Oh, Clem! Joe! Srieked, Celeste, wringing her hands and rushing down to the water's edge. Save him! Save my darling Ralphie! Ralphie, however, was equal to saving his own life this time. The water was only up to his waist, and he was only up to his waist, and he was a little He had already picked himself up and was wading ashore.

"'All right,' he said, looking up at his anxious friends with a reassuring smile. "'How used to it, you know?' As Clem assisted him up the bank, the thought came into Sin's head. Why would it not be a good idea to push Nat, accidentally, into the river, so Clem might rescue her, and thus bring about that much-to-be-desired crisis. remembering that water could run the colours of her dress and father, how dreadfully unbecoming it was to be wet, a fact fully demonstrated by the present appearance of Grimby. Sin rejected the idea was not exactly feasible. They left Quimby drying on a sunny bank, with Celeste's

guardian angel, love, and the remains of the repast to cheer her, and the consciousness that his clothes were shrinking on him as they dried, to divert him and wandered off through the woods and over the hills, gathering on the way so many flowers and green things, that sin declared they looked like burn and wood coming to Dunstanane. At first they were all together, then straggled apart, Mrs. Simmondson being the first dereliction, as she was not quite equal to climbing as fast as the young people. Thus it came about that Natty found herself alone with Clem, and suddenly stopping with some embarrassment, but steadily, he said, "'There is something I wish to say to you.

You have spoken several times of late about my snubbing you. I want to say I have not intentionally done so, that I have the same, the same friendship for you as always, and that I wish you every happiness. What may have appeared to you as strange or cold in my conduct of late is due to secrets of my own.' Clem looked at her scrutinizingly as she spoke, and the flowers he had gathered fell unheeded from his hands.

It has never been my wish that any coldness should come between us. You know that, Natty, he replied earnestly. From our first acquaintance, the old acquaintance over the wire, you have held the same place in my heart. The place next to sin, as Natty's involuntary bitter thought, but she instantly stifled the feeling and answered, Thank you, Clem, and I hope we may always be the same friends. At this, Clem took an impetuous step towards her, and would have said,

you can tell what, had not at the same moment Mrs. Simonson, very much out of breath, come up with them. Natty was not sorry. She had wished to say to him what she had, that she might not think her changed manner of late had been caused by any feeling of dislike, and might understand she wished him success with sin, but she had no desire to prolong the interview, and gladly walked on by the side of the puffing Mrs. Simonson. however looked displeased and followed with a thoughtful face so thoughtful that Mrs Simonson noticed and wondered at his preoccupation meanwhile sin with Joe were far in advance and had turned into a by-path that led toward a slight rising sauntering on

sin talking merrily Joe unusually quietly until suddenly stopping she exclaimed dear me we have lost sight of everyone it would not better return nah do not want to answered Joe Do not, as we say, only we must not lose them. Perhaps they will stroll this way, shall we sit down?" And without waiting for a response, Sin seated herself on a big rock by the side of the pathway. Although Joe was not romantic, he had an artist eye, and could not but note the beauty of the scene before him, a scene he did not need to reproduce on canvas to remember ever after. The mountains and the background, the narrow path sloping down from the near hill to where

On the grey and moss-covered rock, Sin sat, Her dark eye is mellow with the summer sunshine, And the cheery ribbons of her hat, giving the requisite touch of colour, To make the picture perfect. For a moment he stood in silent admiration, Then taking off his hat, And smoothing down his shaven locks, he said,

To tell the true, Sin, I do hope they will not stroll this way, Though I round altogether too much, I can ever have a quiet talk with you. I declare, I believe, in addition to your being unsentimental and all that, you're becoming a confirmed grumbler, exclaimed Sin, as she caught one of the boughs of the tree overhead,

and turned a merrily protesting face towards him. Joe looked at her, and a queer expression came over his face. Am I? he said slowly. Well, would you like to see me sentimental? Would you like to see me make a fool of myself? Nothing would give me greater pleasure, cried Sin. Then, exclaimed Joe, planting. himself directly in front of her.

Here goes. Now I'm going to astonish you very much, Sin. Very well. I am all in patience. Go on. But it is no joke, he replied in protest

to her laughing face. If I'm to make a fall of myself, I'm going to do it in dead earnest. This is the way, of course, responded Sin, but beginning to look a little surprised. For Joe seemed very much excited, and his manner indicated

anything but a jest. Extraordinary creature, that joke. His next proceeding was even more strange. That was to ask the apparently irrelevant question. Do you remember what we were all saying a short time ago? About fate? Certainly, but are you going to favour me with a dissertation on fate

instead of making a fool of yourself? No, was the solemn reply. Have a little patience, Sin. The fact is you were my fate. There is no mistake about it. There must be either cruel or kind, and there's no alternative. Sin's surprise increased visibly.

I'm sure. I do not understand you at all. How queer you are today, Joe. Of course I am queer. When a man throws his theories and hobbies to the winds and confesses himself conquered, he is apt to be queer, is he not? Can you not understand that I, Joe Norton,

who have always scoffed at sentiment and proudly declare myself incapable of being a victim of love, am ready, yes, and longing, to make as big a fall of myself as the various spooniest youth in existence and all for love of you, sin? to this exceedingly novel declaration of love sin responded by releasing the bow she held and staring at him with distended eyes and a perfectly blank face for once in her life speechless i told you i was going to astonish you said joe quaintly in answer to her prolonged stare and i do not wonder that you cannot believe i really love you i did not myself for a long time and i was not after i knew it but it is a fact no joke no man

mistake, but a sober, serious fact. I love you, love you, love you. Joe's voice grew very fervent as he uttered these last words, and was in such striking contrast to his ordinary manner, that sin could but see that this was indeed no joke. You love and love me, she gasped. Yes, I could not help it. I've only known it within a few days,

but I think I have loved you ever since we first met, only those confounded theories of mine blind in me. Well, but what are you going to do about it? Questioned sin, unable yet to recover from her bewilderment. She looked at her wistfully. I know I am homely, sin, and I am poor. I have nothing to offer you but an honest, loving and true heart. I suppose a man who is in love is naturally unreasonable.

I never was in love before, you know, but an extravagant hope will whisper to me that even this little might not be unappreciated by you. And as he spoke, Joe's face was so transfigured that he could no longer be called, plain. Sin gazed at him in wonder, and recovering partly from her first surprise, an unusual seriousness came over her own handsome face

as she answered earnestly. It is not unappreciated. Oh, no, Joe! Nothing to offer me but an honest, loving and true heart, you say. Why, that is everything. then will you accept it may i try and win your love he asked eagerly advancing close to her i will work very hard to make myself worthy of it and to win a name you need not be ashamed to bear i lay myself my life at your feet sin and this is unsentimental joe sin exclaimed involuntarily "'This is unsentimental Joe,' he answered in all humility. "'Do with him what you will. He is all yours.'

"'In to Sin's expressive eyes came some deeply stirred emotion. "'I am so sorry,' she said sadly. "'So very, very sorry. What shall I say? What shall I do? "'I like you so much as a friend. But what you ask, Joe, could never be.' the sun sank behind the distant hills, and a shadow such as had fallen over the woods behind them, settled on Joe's face. The idea is new to you. At least, think it over. Do not leave me without a little hope, he entreated. Joe, I wish, yes, I do wish that I could love you, as you deserve to be loved, said sin earnestly. But it cannot be. It never could be. Do not deceive yourself with false.

false hopes. Friends always, Joe, but lovers, never. Ah, exclaimed Joe bitterly, unable to restrain his jealousy. It is Clerm who stands between us. Clerm who stands between us, echoed Sin, astounded for the second time that day. There, now I've lowered myself in your estimation. I am but a blundering fool, sin. You see, I am selfish in my love, and I have not yet become sentimental enough to be willing to see another fellow win, what is all the world to me?" Sin's face grew red as was the sky when the sun had gone down. "'Do you mean to insinuate that I am in love with Clem?' she asked angrily.

"'I would not insinuate it for all the world if you are not,' was Joe's eager reply. "'I am not experienced in love matters, but I'm quite sure he loves you, and he is very handsome,' he added ruefully. "'What a dreadful combination of circumstances!' cried Sin distractedly. But psh, it is impossible. Impossible, no, indeed. Why, it was by being so jealous for him that I first awoke to the fact that I was love of you myself. Besides, everyone has noticed his fondness for you.

They have, vehemently, and smiting the rock where she sat with her hand as she spoke. This is truly awful. Then you do not care for him, questioned Joe joyfully. Care for him? Repeated sin irritably. Of course I care for him. Is it not my pet scheme that he should marry Natty? certainly it is and here's being from the first and now if he has gone and fallen in love with me a nice predicament we will be in but you must be mistaken i cannot believe him capable of such a thing the only reason i have to fear it is that i would not have credited it of you yesterday

but you see i do love you believe i do you not sin asked joe too eager to press his own suit to give much thought to natty and clem oh you're not trying to love me as you do not love clem am i so only as to be repulsive to you. Only, nonsense, replied Sin, momentarily putting aside her newest anxiety for the previous one. I come to think of it, I'd rather marry you than any man I know. Would you?

Would you really? Seizing her hand, hopefully. And why were you not? Sin allowed her hand to remain in his, as he said slowly and impressively. I cannot, marry. That is entirely out of the question for me. Of my life, love can form no part.

"'But I thought you believed in love,' said Joe, looking perplexed, but clinging to her hand as a sort of anchor. "'I do. I believe it is the best happiness of life, but it cannot be for me. Why? I will tell you, I owe this much in return for what you have given me. What I prize, even though I am compelled to refuse it, what stands between us is the memory of a love. Gone forever.' "'What?' exclaimed Joe, astounded. in his turn.

You mean to say that you, that you, you, the gayest of the gay, that you, Joe stopped, unable to proceed. You're hardly expected to find me in the role of the victim of a broken heart, did you? Questioned sin, with a half-sad, half-humourous smile. I admit I do not exactly answer to the average description, and my heart is not broken. There was only a blank in it. Something dead that can never live again. "'Once I loved a man with all my heart,' Joe sighed, "'with all the illusion of youth, and he loved me.

"'The difference between his love and mine was, "'and mine was forever, and his was for a day.' "'Impossible,' interrupted Joe. "'No man who once loved you could ever change. "'He happened to be one of the kind who could. "'I never really knew the cause. "'It might have been another woman. "'You know there always is another woman.'

"'Or another man,' added Joe gloomily. Yes, yes, sent it sin and continued. He was one of the kind, I think, now, who are incapable of appreciating a woman's love, and consequently unworthy of it. But unworthy I did not know this, and wasted mine on him. So he and love went out of my life forever. But, with a proud raising of her head,

I would not be weak enough to allow all my life to be ruined because one part of it was wrecked. With so much gone, there still remain something. and of that I made the most. This is why my art is everything to me, and why I cannot marry you. But it seems to be unreasonable that because you loved one man who was unworthy,

you should refuse a love of another who would try very hard to make you forget that first sad experience, argued Joe. Give me what you have left, sin. If it be but dead ashes, oh, thank God for the gift, and perhaps at some future day,

in response to my devotion, even from those ashes shall arise another love. so strong, so intense, that in comparison the old shall be but a some half-forgotten trouble of childhood, whose remembrance cannot await in even a passing pain. The fervour of an honest affection made Joe truly eloquent, and his true blue eyes met the dark ones of sin, blowing with earnestness and love,

and for a moment she looked at him and hesitated. Then she arose, saying resolutely, No, Joe, no, do not tempt me, the experiment would be too dangerous. To give you a warmed over-affection in return for your whole heart would only be misery for us both. More misery than I am bringing to you now. I respect and esteem you, as I said before.

We will be friends, comrades always. No more. As she spoke, she extended her hand to him, in farewell to all his hopes. And so understanding he clasped it, a sadness on his face she had never seen there before. As you will, sin, he replied, brokenly. But I shall love you, forever. As he spoke, from below came the cry. Sin, Joe, where are you? We are going.

Coming, Sin's clear voice, answered about. One moment, Joe said, detaining her. May I, may I kiss you once, Sin? Once. And for the last time, there were tears in Sin's eyes. She bent her handsome head, the lips met, then without a word they went on together to join those who awaited them. And it was thus fate decreed for these two. Love brings the most intense sorrows, the keenest joys of life, but there must always be some lives into which comes only the sadness,

and none of the bliss of loving. Chapter 15. Chapter 16 of Wired Love by Ele Tiva Thea. This Libravox recording is in the public domain. Okay. Leaving Clem on their arrival at the hotel to bear the burden of the green stuff they had brought from the woods, Sin, with a trace of melancholy on her sunny face, followed Natty to her room. For Sin's joyous picnic, with its gay beginning, had ended Sam. badly enough for her. I want to ask you something, Cyn said, with frank directness

as she carefully closed the door behind them. And there it is, are you? Can you be foolish enough to imagine that Clem and I are in love with each other? The small basket Natty held in her hand fell to the floor at this unexpected question. Had Sin drawn forth a bowie knife and playfully clipped off her nose

she could not have been more astounded. If you can possibly reduce your eyes to their all, ordinary size, and give me a candid yes or no, I will be obliged,' Sin said, rather petulantly, after waiting in vain for an answer. The events of the day had sorely tried her usually even temper. A little tremulously, while a burning flush covered her face, Natty answered her. I—I have heard it intimated. You've heard it intimated? That means yes to my question, said Sin, then sinking despairingly on the lounge, she added,

here was a crisis of which I never dreamed. Not understanding very well, and moreover much agitated by the subject, Natty knew not what's to say. This is awful, went on Sin, savagely beating the pillow with her fist. What contrary things love affairs are! Fearful of having in some way betrayed her secret,

the only conclusion she could draw from Sin's extraordinary outburst. Natty stood looking guiltily at the floor a few moments, then recovering herself, she went to sin and said in a voice full of emotion, i do not just comprehend your meaning dear but it may be you think i might not quite like the idea on account of that that first affair on the wire if so dismiss the thought you and clare were suited to each other and natty stopped unable to continue sin who had been beating the innocent pillow as if it was the cause of all this while natty was speaking now threw it across the room as she exclaimed oh the perversity of human nature oh you degenerate girl as if i cared for clem in that way i not from the first set my heart on this real-life romance ending in the only way it could rightfully end A sudden light came into Natty's face, but it died away in a moment. Then you do not care for him.

Poor Clem, she said in a low voice. Poor Clem, indeed! cried Sin, pacing the floor excitedly. I cannot. No, I cannot. Believe it of him. He certainly has sagacity enough not to run his head against a beam and broad daylight, even if Joe had not, he was about to add, but checked herself suddenly. Not for the world would she betray Joe's confidence. What has passed between them today should be a secret always, never again to be mentioned, but never forgotten the friendship and companionship of after years.

You must be very difficult to suit, dear. If you do not like Clem, said Natty with unconscious significance, after waiting in vain for Sin to finish her sentence. It is not that, replied Sin somewhat sadly. Do you not know. I have only one, love. Music! Poor Clem, again said Natty, from the depths of her tender heart.

"'Well, I know he loves you, dear. "'Could not help it. Who could?' "'Such words would have been sweet to the vanity of an ordinary woman, "'but on sin they had a very opposite effect. "'Things have come to a pretty pass if one cannot laugh and joke "'and enjoy oneself with friends without being made love to,' she said, annoyed. "'Then looking scrutinizingly at Natty, she asked, "'and you, did you really wish Clem and I might love each other?'

"'Natty played nervously with a fringe of her dress, hesitated, then replied in a low tone. I fear I did not sin. Then it may come right yet, exclaimed sin, hopefully. Natty shook her head. And he loving you, oh no, she said. I shall never be able to say okay to what you term your romance of the dots and dash's sin.

In fact, I have made it my mind that there are some people born to go through life missing both its best and its worst, and that I am one. "'Pray do not say that,' urged Sin, too disturbed to bring her easy philosophy to bear on the situation. "'Of all things, do not get morbid.' "'But it is the truth,' persisted Natty. "'Even my name, for instance, proves it. "'I was christened Natily, a very fine, poetic name. "'But in all my life no one ever called me by it.

"'I was always mediocre, Natty. "'And I have curtail you down to Nat,' said Sin with rimsical remorse. "'But what a tangle we are. in. First it was the man of musk in Bears Greece who came between you. Then, when he was explained away, came blundering eye. Why did you not lock me out of sight somewhere? I would have done it myself had I known. Ironically. What an extremely fascinating and dangerous person I was. At this, Natty could not help smiling. It was not your fault. It was fate, she said. Her smile becoming a sigh, that sin echoed, where she thought of Joe, but yet I'm convinced, she said.

"'Faite! No, it cannot be. "'I think better of Clem than to believe he, too, has made a mistake like Quimby, "'and fallen in love with the wrong woman.' "'Then starting up,' she exclaimed tragically, "'who, ah, who shall cut the gaudier knot "'and bring about a crisis that shall cause this wired love to terminate in O.K.' "'As if invoked by sin's words, "'they came a sneeze from outside,

"'and Miss Kling pushed open the door unceremoniously. "'I wish to have some conversation with you, Miss Rogers.' She said in a tone of severity. Some of the time, if you please, Natty replied, impatiently, for her talk with Sin had unnerved her. Just now I am engaged. Miss Kling drew herself up and said with even more austerity, There is no time make the peasant, and since Miss Archer is here,

it may not be miss for her to hear what I have to say. Natty frowned, but Sin, not unwilling to be diverted even by Miss Kling from the topic that was so annoying her, said, Very well, we are listening, Miss Kling. Miss Rogers, proceeded Miss Kling solemnly after a preparatory sneeze. I know all. The emphasis on the last word was truly tremendous, and Natty started astonished, while Sin looked up with awakened a curiosity. May I inquire what you mean by all? inquired Natty stiffly.

Yes, repeated Miss Kling, without hearing the question, I know all. I have sometimes suspected that something underhanded was going on. Now I know what it is that has been so carefully concealed for me. I have long objected to your associates, Miss Rogers, but— Pardon me, but that certainly does not concern you— Interrupted Sin disdainfully. Miss Kling looked at her and sneezed a sinister sneeze. "'It concerns me to know what kind of people I have in my house,' she replied.

"'And since you force me to speak out, Miss Archer, "'I will say that in my opinion no truly modest and proper girl "'would become intimate with those who pad their legs and paint their faces and show themselves to the public. This insinuation struck Sin so comically that she could hardly suppress a laugh. My suspicions to return to what I was about to say, Mr. Rogers, were first awakened by hitting that instrument.

Sin and Natty exchanged looks of intelligence. You have here going when I knew you were not in the room, and now, as I said, I know all. I pass over the audacity of such proceedings of my premises, but the utter immorality is too much for me to bear. Yes, I found a wire. and I know it leads, into the room of two young men, that any young woman should so immodest as to establish telegraphic communication

between her bedroom and the bedroom of two young men is beyond my comprehension. Sin felt a mischievous desire to inquire how it would have struck her, had it been the bedroom of one young man. Natty, who had flushed crimson at the first knowledge of Miss Kling's discovery, now drew herself up and replied with dignity. Really, Miss Kling, I think this extravagant. of language, utterly uncalled for. I admit it was not exactly correct for me to allow the wire to be one without consulting you, but beyond that there was nothing reprehensible in my conduct.

Miss Kling held her hands up in horror. Nothing reprehensible in being connected by a telegraph wire with two young men, she exclaimed. Nothing! Excuse my intrusion, but, sin, will you please inform me if I am to stand all night loaded with green stuff like a farmer on a market day? At this point, The merry voice of Clem interrupted, as he came hastily in, still bearing the burden sin had piled upon him. Then, becoming aware of Miss Clings' presence, he added to her, I beg pardon for my abrupt entrance, but the outer door being open I made bold enter.

Then explanatory to Sin, your door was locked, as also was mine, of which Quimby has the key, and as Celeste has not yet been able to part with him, there I have been standing in the hall, like patience with a load of dandelions. We were having such an interesting conversation, Sin answered. with a scornful glance in Miss Kling's direction. But I quite forgot you, and the lapse of time. Clem instantly became aware of something amiss in the atmosphere, and glanced around inquiringly.

Miss Kling immediately enlightened him. There were many things you make bold to do, young man, she said, putting telegraph apparatus in my house, for instance. Ah, exclaimed Clem, comprehensively. Yes, went on the aggrieved Miss Kling. You and that Quimby, I suppose, did it? The idea originated with you, of course. He hasn't brains enough.

If he had, he would not marry Celeste. And Miss Kling sniffed in utter contempt of poor Quimby. Thanks for the compliment to my intellectual abilities, said Clem, with a mysterious look. Then advancing towards her, he answered in his own frank manly ways. And so you have found us out. But I trust you will not be offended with us. It is, after all, a trifle. And we said nothing about it, merely because we wish we wished.

to have a little mystery of our own. It was, as the newsboys would say, a lark of ours. Lock! repeated Miss Kling, drawing herself up stiffly. Young man, you will oblige me by not using slang in my presence. Pardon me, said Clem, good-humidly, and in regard to the wire,

blame me, if you must blame anyone. As you say, it was all my doing, and I induced Miss Rogers to allow the wire to come into her room. And I, too, added Sin, appreciatingly for Natty's sake. I wished to learn the business, you know. But Miss Kling would not propitiate. Miss Rogers, I have no doubt, was very ready to be induced, she said with an effort at sarcasm. I have heard of young female so much in love that they would run after and pursue young men, but never before of one so carried away and so lost to every sense of decorum as to be obliged to have a wire run from her room to his

in order to communicate with him at improper times. This accusation, far-fetched and ridiculous as it was, yet being uttered in the presence of Clem, overwhelmed, poor Natty, and she sank on the lounge, burying her face in her hands, at which Clem made a hasty motion, and then, as if aware any interference of his, would only make matters worse, checked himself, but Sin came to the front with striking effort.

You ought certainly to be well informed on the subject of old female, who run after old men, she said witheringly. If one may believe at the tour what Mr. Fishplate says. This shot told, Miss Kling turned livid with rage and mortification, and burst into a terrific spasm of sneezing. Miss Rogers! she said, wrathfully, as soon as she recovered sufficiently to speak. Your conduct and that of your associates is such that I can no longer allow you to remain on my premises. Miss Kling, this is—it's very unjust, said the agitated Natty.

It is against the wishes of her friends that she has remained as long as she has, cried Sin hotly. Miss Kling, your proceedings are infamous, exclaimed Klem, not able to contain himself longer. Rather afraid to draw out sin any more, Miss Kling gladly seized this opportunity to attack Klem. Young man, what right of you to interfere? she inquired majestically. Clem bit his lip. Sure enough, what right had he? He glanced at Natty where she sat, pale and disturbed, that the scene threatened to end seriously for her,

and then, obeying a sudden impulse, seized the key at his side and called N, N, N, N. Natty looked up quickly, and while Miss Kling, who supposed he was wantonly drumming on the obnoxious instrument to exasperate her, bented her indignation, and also the outraged feelings caused by the torpedoes, wound inflicted by sin, still rankling, in a wrathful homily to which no one listened, for

sin was watching Clem curiously. He wrote rapidly, his eyes on the sounder. She says I have no right to interfere. If you had not so changed towards me, if I could hope you loved me as I have ever loved you, I would ask you to give me the right, and let me put this pernicious discredit to her sex on the other side of that door. As these words and dots and dashes came to her ears, Natty, forgetting Miss Kling, forgetting everything, except that she loved Clem, and Clem declared, could it be possible

that he loved her, arose hastily with a quick joy suffusing her faith, and then their eyes met, and either words or dots and dashes were needed. Love, more potent than electricity, required no interpreter than that most powerful of all magnets drew them together. Before the face and eyes of the amazed Miss Kling, who had just delivered herself of a sentence intended to be crushing and could not conceive why her victim should suddenly look so happy over it, he advanced to Nassie's side, clasped her hand eagerly and tenderly, then turning to Miss Kling, said, whilst in, surmising the truth of the matter, embraced herself fervently. Miss Kling, any further observations you may have to make, you will be good enough

to say to me, hereafter, and now will you oblige me by leaving the room? And he politely held open the door. What? he asked Miss Kling, hardly believing her own ears. I cannot allow you to annoy Miss Rogers. The lady who is to be my wife, Clem added, and if she and I choose to have twelve telegraph wires, we will. Let me bid you good evening, and he pointed significantly at the open door. Your wife?

Miss Rogers? echoed the discomforted Miss Kling and glanced at the blushing Natty at Sin and disguisedly exultant and a clem, determinedly waiting for her to go out. This was something she'd not expected and it took her back. Though with a sneeze she drew herself up

gave a spiteful parting shot. Well, she's worked hard enough to get you, had to bring the telegraph to her assistance, and then retreated before Sin could retaliate with a torpedo, retreated to her own womb. to nurse her wrath and envy, and to dream hopelessly, forever more, of that other self, never to come nearer than now.

The discreet sin, comprehending that Miss Kling had brought about that crisis, and that something had been said on the wire to the right purpose, followed her out, and left them alone. It is hardly necessary to mention that as soon as the door closed behind sin, Clem took Natty in his arms and kissed her. It was an inevitable consequence. and now explain why you have treated me so, you contrary little girl, he queried tenderly.

I thought, Natty replied, raising her grey eyes from which the shadows were all gone now to his, that you loved sin. You did, he said surprised and reproachful, and that is why you have been so cold and distant. How good you? But sin is so handsome, and I do not see how you could help it, pleaded Natty in self-extinuation. Of course she is handsome. brilliant, fascinating, everything. That is nice, Clem answered.

But, in a low voice, Sin was not my little girl at B.M. Of course, after this there was another inevitable consequence. And then Clem asked, And did you care because you imagined, you naughty, jealous girl, That I loved Sin? Yes, Natty answered, blushing, but honestly. I was very unhappy. Indeed I was, Clem.

I think I loved you from the first. when you were invisible, you know. And I, said Clem, should have given myself up a victim to despair, like Quimby, if it had not been for one thing. Joe made me duplicate of that picture you destroyed, and the fact that you never even mentioned the cupid overhead, gave me hope.

And his own roguish look was in his eyes, as he saw Natty's confusion, and, laughing his merry laugh, he clasped her in his arms. I beg pardon, said Sin, tapping, and entering after a cautious interval. But I come to inquire, if Nat, I mean Natalie, still thinks, as she did an hour ago, that Clem and I are just suited to each other. Natty laughed and blushed.

You see, I set my heart on this from the beginning, said Sin to Clem, not thinking it necessary to define to what this referred. It was such a perfect romance, you know, as she has been frightening me. by declaring that you were in love with me, and was so positive that she almost made me believe it, notwithstanding my natural sagacity. As I certainly should have been, replied Clem, gallantly, only for a prior attachment. You see, I loved Natty before ever I saw you. Why, I used to pass the most of my time when at XN in wondering what she was like,

and wishing I was as near her as I am now, for instance, and how miserable I was when she dropped to me so suddenly. and how happy I was when I came upon her at that blessed feast, and the red hair was all explained away, and then came another cross on the circuit of my true love. And had it not been for that dear Betsy Kling, with her invectives, we should have been mixed, not at a cue now, exclaimed Sin. I declare I could hug her. But Betsy Kling not being available just then,

she substituted Natty, and gave her a most emphatic squeeze. It was your shot about the torpedo the torpedo, finished her, Sin, laughed Clem. It was effective, I flatter myself, Sin confessed. And that reminds me, you must not stay here now, Nat, you know, so I've seen Mrs. Simerson and you are going to live with me, for the present, glancing archly at her,

until that book is written, for instance. It will be written now, I know, said Natty earnestly, her eyes shining. You remember what you once said, Sin? I see now you were right. Yes, said Sin seriously, and thank heaven that it was love. and not disappointment that came.

Love shall not come in vain, Natty said, as seriously. I will be worthy of it. The after-years only could prove her words, but in Clem's face the belief in them was written as plainly as if those future possibilities were acknowledged results. We must have another feast to celebrate events,

sin then said gaily. You are happy, my romance is okay, Celeste is ecstatic, Quimby as joyful as circumstances permit, the victim of a mistake to be. Joe and I are hopeful of future fame, and we certainly must have a feast. With plenty of dishes this time, laughed Clem,

and there shall be no more crosses on the wire. And bless my heart, ejaculated sin. You two are making love like ordinary mortals. This Natty hastily withdrew the hand Clem had taken. Whimby and Celeste, for instance, this will never do. We must end this romance of dots and dashes as it commenced to make it truly wired love. True enough, so we must, answered Clem merrily,

and rising he went to the key, with his eyes looking straight into Natty's, and wrote something that made her blush, and seize his hand in sly and unnecessary alarm, saying, suppose Joe should be over in your room. He might be able to read it. Very well, replied Clem, as he laughed and kissed her, regardless of the spectator. I am quite content to make love like common mortals' sin, and I hope, my darling Natty, that we are done now with all bricks and crosses as we are with wired love thenceforth ours shall be the pure unalloyed article genuine love

and natty half laughing half serious but wholly glad took the key and wrote okay if any one is anxious to know what clem wrote when natty stopped him here it is my little darling my wife end of chapter sixteen end of wired love by Ella Chiva Thayer.