CreepsMcPasta Creepypasta Radio - "I found a secret bunker deep in the London underground" Creepypasta

Episode Date: September 30, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:01 What is it? Andrew asked. He had noticed me stopping in a small pipe. I reached out and plucked a small piece of red and silver metal that had been perched on a steaming pipe, close to chest height. It was folded into the shape of a deer. My father makes these out of coat cans, I said, holding it in front of my torch. He gives them to us on Christmas and on birthdays. They're little things, but they build up over time.
Starting point is 00:00:29 I have dozens all lined up. he must have left this for us. So, we're on the right track, Kaz said. His directions are actually right. It had been six days since my father had gone into hiding in the London Underground, but this was the first time I thought I might actually find him. Quietly, I pocketed a little figurine and tried to kindle the feeling of hope it gave me. He must have meant a lot to you, Kaz whispered.
Starting point is 00:00:59 He's kind, I replied. Everyone hears schizophrenia and they think psychopath But that's not true at all He lives in a scary world filled with voices and strange patterns He's vulnerable, not dangerous He must have been having a bad episode to come down here You said he's done this before though Andrew said
Starting point is 00:01:18 At least that means he knows what he's doing Yeah, I replied It's just he was 43 when he last spent some time down here He's 65 now and struggles with stairs I held up the bizarre list of directions he'd left me, some of which included ten foot drops onto hard concrete. How's he going to manage this? I've never heard of a telecom's bunker anywhere in this part of the underground, William said.
Starting point is 00:01:46 If he's where his letter says he is, Andrew interrupted, flashing his brother a dirty luck. We'll find him. We know everything down here. Yeah, William stammered, quickly adapting. No one knows the city like we do. "'How deep are we now?' "'Caz asked, after a few minutes of silence had passed. "'Honestly, I don't even know, but I'm going to guess about sixty meters,' William answered.
Starting point is 00:02:12 "'There's a kind of quality to the air past a certain depth,' Andrew added. "'You learn to recognise it.' "'I never even knew this was all down here,' she replied. "'My dad was obsessed,' I said. "'He used to research all the stuff hidden down here, "'but this bunker was his favourite of them all. When I found his directions, I knew what he was going to say before I even opened it. He's the smartest man I've ever met.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Funny, passionate, and he's... He's just got this spark, you know. But he overestimates himself. He thinks he's invulnerable, and I know he's going to get himself hurt down here. You're a good son, Katz said. You came to the right guise, William added, turning over his shoulder to smile at me. Silence returned, and I kept my eyes down. trying to ignore the harsh monochrome concrete tunnel and the way it made me feel.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Eventually, the two brothers led us to a creaking bulkhead that hung open on rusted hinges. Carefully, Williams squeezed past the stiff door before crying out for us to follow. I soon found myself standing an enormous reservoir, easily the size of about ten football pitches. One of the nearby walls was inscribed to the letters, ACWW, Ansley Wells Reservoir. 1867 to 1869 and I excitedly told the others. This must be the reservoir he mentions in the letter. All around us dozens of red brick pillars reached out from the water and into the vaulted roof,
Starting point is 00:03:45 all perfectly aligned in diminishing rows. Andrew pushed ahead with a map held open in his arms, muttering quietly to himself. It shouldn't be here, William said after glancing at his brother. I thought he would be a small side tunnel, something unmarked, but there's nothing, nothing in any documents about this. I figured he was just crazy. Ahem, Andrew cough loudly, and William immediately shut up. Could you have just not heard about it? Kaz added.
Starting point is 00:04:17 No, Andrew answered. We'd know about something like this. If there was even a whisper about this, the urban exploring community would be all over it. This, it's incredible. If we knew about this section of the tunnels, We'd be running tours down here every other day of the week. So would everyone else? But is there a route through?
Starting point is 00:04:37 I asked. I mean, if the instructions he left are accurate, then... I mean, doesn't that mean we have a good chance of finding him? Yes, he replied, so long as we find the manhole and ladder your father described. Come on, William said. And one by one, we all began to march through the ankle deep water. Only, we didn't get very far before something caught my eye.
Starting point is 00:05:00 there's something under the water i said what andrew asked i walked over knowing it would be quick to show them then explain the water wasn't very deep and i gingerly reached out to pick up the object it's an axe william said not very far behind me weird he left and i could hear him tell cass not to worry andrew however who had also spotted the unusual marks along the handle stayed right next to me. He gave me a knowing look, and I nodded before dropping the axe back in the water. It was blood, soaked into the very grain of the wood. Click, clack, he'll break your back. Follow his laws and stay on track. The words were spray painted in stark white lettering across the pitted interior of the drainage pipe.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Creepy, cats whispered before nervously chuckling. We all tried to laugh it off as well, as if we could somehow send the fear packing by bad acting. It broke the spell enough for us to carry on. The pipe was wide enough for all four of us to walk abreast, and so far my father's instructions had not failed us. As we expected, we soon came across a rickety ladder rising up from the centre of the pipe to an already opened hatch. It was about a 30-foot climb to the top, and the two brothers wasted no time in setting out to the order of assent. It was to be one at a time, just in case the ladder could not hold much weight. I was to be last, as I weighed the most, and I patiently waited as one by one the others
Starting point is 00:06:44 climbed the ladder and disappeared. Just before Andrew left, he stopped and saw me flick the torch nervously towards the darkness. He and I both knew there'd be a few nervous moments where I would be all alone. Are you okay? he asked. Yeah, sure, I answered. let's just be quick about it. He nodded and began to climb. His footfalls appallingly loud.
Starting point is 00:07:11 I waited patiently for him to climb. Only when he was about halfway up, we both heard a distinct sound from up ahead. Click, clack. There was a single short exclamation amidst the silence. Click, clack. There it was again, loud at this time. I couldn't see further than a few meters in any direction.
Starting point is 00:07:33 and my chest was tight with panic. Click, clack. The water at my feet surged. I watched, confused, as it started rising above my ankles. I couldn't be sure, but it appeared to be running uphill. Although I hoped I'd just gotten turned around
Starting point is 00:07:50 and couldn't tell up from down. That made sense, I figured. More sense than the idea that the water was somehow fleeing something in the dark, something out there that had a presence I could feel crackle with an invisible charge. A presence that lingered directly on my mind
Starting point is 00:08:07 as if it bypassed the senses and spoke to some primeval need to hide. As soon as Andrew gave the all clear, I grabbed the first rung and started climbing. Click, clack. I stopped without meaning to. I was halfway up, but the sound was so close I had to look down and check.
Starting point is 00:08:28 I could see nothing except churning water. Click, clack. It was so loud this time it didn't even echo, like something spoken just over my shoulder. I decided not to wait and see and scrambled up the last few wrongs. My grip shaking, clumsy. I kept worrying I was going to fall, but some primal need to flee had seized me and was urging me on. Click, clack, thump, click, clack, thump. Something was climbing up behind me.
Starting point is 00:08:59 I felt my whole body tints up with terror. and I practically left clear of the last few rungs. As soon as I was clear of the hatch, I grabbed the cover and slammed it shut as hard as I could. Who was down there? Andrew asked. Nothing, I said. Not sure I wanted to even trust what my eyes had glimpsed, as I panicked in the dark.
Starting point is 00:09:23 My torch filled the room with a chalky light. Behind me, a pipe dripped while Andrew swung the door shut with a keening rusted howl. We had finally found the bunker, I released the door my father described and found ourselves in a small room. Moving our lights, we saw three carts, the mattresses half covered
Starting point is 00:09:42 with bunched up khaki sleeping bags that cast lump and drifting shadows. In the center of the room was a table with a frayed pack of cards and a 10,000 piece of jigsaw placed face down. I thought it was a World War II bunker. Kaz asked as she lifted
Starting point is 00:09:58 an old Walkman CD player from beneath a pillow. Unless someone has been down there, since. The last time my father would have come down here was around 1996, I said. The letter makes no mention of seeing anyone living here. He said it was filled with gas masks and uniforms and paperwork from the 50s. We carried on into the next room where we found a small canteen.
Starting point is 00:10:22 From there the bunker opened up into a labyrinth of industrial tunnels, their walls covered with lifeless dials and steel lockers. Choosing at random, we followed one of the tunnels that was small dormitory. with just four bunk beds, all unmade and empty. At the foot of one of the beds was an unlatched and open trunk filled with women's clothing. Buried beneath the underwear and overalls was a small book titled Millennial Apocalypse, the Y2K Bug, and the Modern Mayan Prophecy. Y2K Preppers, I said.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Clearly, it wasn't just your father and knew about this place, Andrew replied. Someone else must have thought it was a great place to hide out. The Y2K bug was the only apocalypse he didn't believe in, I chuckled. How long do you think they were down here? Kaz asked. I walked up to a nearby cork board where a calendar was pinned and fanned through the pages. The last date marked was October 24th, 2001. The small square crossed off with a purple felt-tipped pen. All the dates before were marked off, going all the way back to January with mentions of birthdays, anniversaries and even Easter.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Did they seriously spend all that time down here? Kaz asked. At least one of them was, I replied, gesturing to the calendar. Let's keep going, William said. I want to get a sense of how big this place is. We carried an exploring for at least another two hours. We found another dozen beds, although not all looked used. One of the larger rooms had been turned into a kind of communal living space,
Starting point is 00:11:59 complete with tables and benches, and another was a small gym filled. with fold-up exercise equipment. Surprisingly, very little of the bunker was dedicated to living space. The vast majority of the rooms were used for storage, and we found whole walking freezers filled with desiccated and ranted meat and swung gently in the dark.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Beneath them, people-sized sacks of grainer notes were stacked like firewood, their contents mushy and rotten. There were generators, water filters, distillation units, lathe, presses, six kinds of fuel, books and enough medical supplies to shame a hospital. There was even a room with half a dozen UV lights
Starting point is 00:12:38 wired up over some long dead plants. This wasn't a half-assed effort at the surviving the end of the world. They'd been tremendously well prepared. But now, they were gone. Despite searching for hours, we kept finding new doors, new rooms,
Starting point is 00:12:56 and even whole new floors. The bunker seemed endless. Eventually, William and Andrew decided we needed a break. I was standing at the threshold of the fourth sub-level, desperate to continue locking from my father, when they convinced me to step away and return to the entrance so we could regroup and discuss what we'd found.
Starting point is 00:13:16 begrudgingly, I agreed, and we began retracing our steps, only for something strange to catch our attention from up ahead. It was a sound coming from the entrance up ahead. I turned the corner with my breath held, waiting to hear that dreadful sound I'd heard in the tunnel. Only what I found was somehow even more surprising. Dad? I cried out, rushing ahead to greet my father. He looked startled for just a moment, but he didn't turn to greet me.
Starting point is 00:13:48 He never took his attention from the door that he was so desperately trying to pull shut. His face looked stretched out of shape, and it took me a few seconds to realize it was because he was scared in a way I'd never seen before. Dad, it's okay, it's me, I said, taking a step forward. These are my friends, we've come to get you out. No, he cried, we have to close it, we have to stay. I was about to ask why, but then I heard it. Click, clack. Without realizing, I became a man possessed and rushed forward to help my father, spurred on by the memory of that presence in the tunnel.
Starting point is 00:14:28 From where I stood on the other side of the door, I could see nothing. thing, but I knew everyone was confused and crying out their questions. I ignored them, pushing as hard as I could on that rusted bulkhead. Click-clack. I heard Kaz scream, and I was suddenly thankful I was behind the door. Suddenly, William and Andrew were beside me, wiped with terror and pushing with all their might. Kaz joined in two, and, with all of us at it, the door finally swung shut, and my father twisted the lock, sliding thick metal bars into place.
Starting point is 00:15:03 I thought you said there was nothing down here, Kaz cried, turning to face our guides. What the hell was that on the other side of the door? I decided to let William answer that, and instead turn my attention to my father, who was now on his knees, gasping for breath. What's going on? I asked. I'm so sorry, he said, tears in his eyes. And with that, he shoved me aside and ran sobbing. back into the shadows.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Is it a person? She asked, staring through the tiny porceles embedded in the door. Does it look like a person? William said, his tone close to exasperation. Well, it has two arms and two legs, she answered. There's a head, I think. It's just waiting. Well, it must be a person then, he said, with a facetious shrug.
Starting point is 00:15:57 When do you go out and ask them about the weather? We don't have the answers. Andrew said, stopping the argument before it began. We don't know anything, but I think if we all took a vote, no one here will want to try and get past it. I certainly don't, I said, aiming my response at Andrew. Maybe we'll just get to laugh about this while we're back on the surface, but for now, I can't think of anything worse than going back out the way we came. At the very least, I'd like to try and exhaust all other options, because whatever is out there, it's scaring the ever-living hell out of me. Do you think there could be another way out?
Starting point is 00:16:32 Kaz asked. It's worth checking, I replied, and I still need to find my dad. This place is one of the largest underground facilities I've ever seen, Andrew said. It makes sense it'd have more than one entrance. Is that what I think it is? Andrew asked. We huddled around him and stared at the hap-hazard sketch on one of the walls. At a glance, it looked like a squirish mushroom on the top of a head. heavy wine cork. But the more I stared, the more detail resolved themselves.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Dorms, cooking, food, grain, Kaz muttered, as she squinted to read the faded writing beside it. First level. It's a map, I muttered. The preppers must have been exploring this place just like us. That's what I thought, Andrew replied. But look, floor two, they've got storage, fuel, cleaning supplies, electronics, and floor three there filtration, water, distillery, UV lamps. On floor four, there's just sewage. But it keeps going, William said. He pointed towards the lower levels on the map. The lines were rough and covered with question marks.
Starting point is 00:17:46 The map was clearly unfinished. There's more here, I said, showing everyone a notepad I'd been flicking through. Floor five, some metal caskets, vases, nice paintings, duplicates of ones have seen in the London Museum. Museum ones fake. These ones real? Vault to protect valuable culture, perhaps. Floor 6.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Funny looking computers. Don't need to worry about 2K bug at least. They run on vacuum tubes. All busted up. Floor 7. Loud machines down here make my teeth itch. Purpose question mark? Floor 8.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Finding cabinets everywhere. Mostly empty. Some government documents remain. All redacted. Logo and department. thoroughly scrubbed. British and American flag and wall. Both look weird. Wrong colors, wrong number of stars, wrong stripes. Illuminati? Floor 9. Too dark to see. Torch low and battery. We'll return later. Could at least see stairs to another floor? How deep is this place?
Starting point is 00:18:48 They don't make a single mention of a way out, Cass said. But they didn't explore it all, I replied. Is that even possible? She asked. How could they live here all this time? and I'll explore it all. How big is this place? If I didn't know any better, I'd say it was built from the bottom up. Well, we'll just have to see for ourselves, I said. During our descent, we each made our own worrying observations. Kaz, for example, observed that many of the paintings on floor five were not duplicates,
Starting point is 00:19:20 but rather slight variations of famous paintings. When asked if they were fakes, her response was a little strange. No, I don't know. don't think so, she said. This, this is the near-perfect carbon copy of one of the early sketches of Monet, except it's a full canvas painting instead of just a preliminary outline. Well, maybe the fraud used the wrong version, William asked. I doubt it, she replied.
Starting point is 00:19:47 The sketch was unearthed just a year or two ago. We carried on, stepping over obsidian caskets, redwood trunks, human-sized irons, and moldy, sagging canvases until we reach floor six, where we found ourselves surrounded by an unusual army of upright machines with glass faces. They looked faintly like computers, but liked any kind of interface that I could recognize. As described in the journal, a few of them had dusty and cracked vacuum tubes, but others liked them. I might have thought them little more than novel antiques, were it not for one of the machines that bore a tiny inscription reading, magnetic resonance safe display. I didn't tell the others. The anachronism confused me, but I didn't know what it meant.
Starting point is 00:20:32 As it was, we were forced to hurry through floor seven to avoid the wretched smell of ozone emanating from an army of humming machines. The glass portacolises glowing her peculiar blue that prickled the skin if you stray too close. William even burned himself wiping some dust from one of them, and in doing so revealed that a strange four-fingered streak along the glass had somehow been made on the inside. It was almost a relief when we found fluorate filled with nothing but endless filing cabinets. Unlike the journal description, we found them to be empty, and were left to silently make a way through their disorderly arrangement, zigzagging through them until, finally,
Starting point is 00:21:11 William cried out. Where's the stairway, the journal mentioned? God knows, I replied, this place is a maze. I'm not even sure I want to find it, Cass said, a voice carrying strangely in the dark. Why is that? I asked. If there's another way out, there's another way in. I can't say why it hadn't occurred to me before, but the thought hit me like a breeze block. I stopped dead in my tracks, as did William and Andrew, and only Kaz was left pottering around, oblivious to the effects her sentence had on us.
Starting point is 00:21:47 You don't think, Andrew muttered. Guys, Kaz said, I think I found something. She was stood by a wall of lockers that had been pushed over and dragged to fill a small stairwell. It had all the makings of a hasty and desperate barricade. Should we? I asked. Click. What immediately followed that sound couldn't have taken longer than a few seconds,
Starting point is 00:22:14 but there were a million thoughts running through my head and the events played out like in some kind of slow-mo. In the harsh, silvery light on my torch, the air thick with raining moats of dust, one of the cabinets was thrown and sent tumbling down the pile. I became paralyzed by an electric terror that seized me. My eyes wide and my mouth open in a silent cry. Clack. Another locker was lifted up and thrown aside, falling end over end like a domino. Click, clack.
Starting point is 00:22:45 A hand emerged from beneath a pile of twisted metal, his palm pale and strangely large. I pushed more and more of the lockers away, until at last a head appeared. It was dangling lopsidily from a broken neck of a slight pair of milky eyes and a drooling mouth. That sagging wretched head was adorned with a policeman's helmet and from the neck down he wore a buttoned down constable's uniform like something straight out of the Victorian era.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Bound to his hip was a strange-looking baton connected to a rusted power pack by dozens of coiled copper wires. He was huge. Not muscular, just huge, like he came straight out of a different world. His enormous groping hands looked big enough to crush my skull, and as if ready to signal his intent, the monster's head snapped from right to left. Click, clack, and then he took a step forward. William acted first, leapt forward into a running jump
Starting point is 00:23:46 to kick the strange figure back into the stairwell, but it was like a moving tree. He struck the giant with a quiet thump and fell backwards under the floor. He was scrambling to get up when the constable's giant head wrapped round his head and lifted him from the floor. Wasting no time, Andrew ran forward, pulled free a knife and began trying to frantically free his brother. But the blade did nothing. No blood, no pain, no changing grip. It was like stabbing its straw.
Starting point is 00:24:18 I felt a gentle tug of my sleeve and nearly screamed. But the hand that reached up and gricked my own felt warm and somehow familiar. A glance down showed my father staring up at me, finger pressed to his mouth. He was crouched in darkness. He pulled me away just as cats started screaming and a loud crack reverberated through the dark. My father grabbed me and stared into my eyes. Silently he mouthed for me to follow. Hesitating, I turned back, but all I saw was a confused display of criss-crossed.
Starting point is 00:24:51 light and the desperate sounds of a struggle. It's the only way, my father whispered, and much to my shame. I followed. I wasn't sure what to expect, but it was my deepest hope he'd take me somewhere safe. In reality, he dragged me into a small knock made by the endless rows of cabinets, and he made us both crouched down in the darkness. There wasn't really anywhere to hide properly, and all we could do was hide and wait and hope. that whatever was looking for us wouldn't look very hard. It felt like a long time waiting there.
Starting point is 00:25:29 There was a terrible tearing sound, like paper being ripped end to end. Screaming turned into painful wales, then grief wrecks sobs, and at last, quiet, despondent, silence. Whether the others had hidden,
Starting point is 00:25:45 ran or died one by one, I couldn't say. A broken headlight lay somewhere in the floor where it cast dismal shadow, and I nearly gasped when I saw the wretched silhouette of the helmeted giant taking another step. Click-clack. Each footfall was punctuated by the stomach churning sight of the monster's head snapping from side to side. I swear I could feel that thing looking for us in the darkness,
Starting point is 00:26:13 the same way you can feel someone looming over your shoulder. It was like a person magnified, not just in size, but in spirit and intent. With each step it took, my father tightened his grip around my waist, until, at last, the terrifying crescendo came and passed, and I watched the faint blue-shaddery outline of the ghosty constable pass by our hiding spot without turning to look our way. It's not stupid, my father whispered, so quiet there was barely any breath to his hushed plea, only the wet sounds of him mouthing the words. It knows we're still here. Be quiet. He moved ahead of me on all force and I followed.
Starting point is 00:26:55 He turned left at the end of the lockers towards the stairwell, and I nearly panicked at the thought of turning my back on the monster that still click like somewhere in that very room. I couldn't say if I was particularly stealthy. My breath was held most of the time, and my heart felt like it was battering against my roof cage. But we reached the stairwell in safety, and I blanched at the feeling of something wet and warm along my hands and knees.
Starting point is 00:27:19 but my father didn't stop and in fact he made sure to turn and beck him for me to follow even as we passed the poultry remains of one of my former party members the tussled blonde hair made me think of William but the bubbling mess of broken bones and poultry flesh meant it could have easily been Andrew
Starting point is 00:27:37 or even both of them crunched together like two corpses fed through a trash compactor feet first and on our stomachs we backed down through the hole in the barricaded stairwell The last thing I saw before my head tucked beneath the portal was a light glowing in the distance. With horror, I realized that the monster had lifted up some kind of lantern to bathe us in light.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Click, clack. Please do not be alarmed, it cried. Its voice, a robotic transmission, that sounded deeply warped. Even from afar, I was certain it came from no human mouth. Certainly, not the slacked, drooling orifice I glimpsed on its face. It was the kind of voice you'd used
Starting point is 00:28:21 to force civilians into a bomb shelter or even out into a firing line. I inherently distrusted the speaker and whoever had authored it into this world. Travelers, do not panic. Risk of contamination is minimal and tropic parasites are not present in this location. Goosehead infestation is under control.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Please present yourself for examination by an officer. Vigilance is the price of safety. This is our last. resort, there is no other refuge. Does he eat them? I asked, staring at the rows and rows of cages, filled with desiccated remains. Some had been split open at the legs like wishbones. One had been forced through the unyielding metal bars and co-ed brutally in the process, but most looked like they've been starved to death. Approaching one, my father bent over and picked up a piece of paper and held it up to me. It was an unremarkable form with dozens of boxes.
Starting point is 00:29:19 Only they've been filled in with a desperate scroll and the fingers that gripped it had clearly been wet and greasy. Arrest report, 203-887. Infraction. Failure to present Prezaii ID to arresting officer. Non-compliance with the police is grievous offence. Initial scans show lack of vaccination nanites. Translocation without prior vaccination is grievous offence. Personal possessions suggest culprit has stolen from locals. breaching integration protocols is grievous offence.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Suspect details are described below. Name. Screw you. Citizen ID number. What the hell are you on about? Initial statement. What the hell is wrong with you? Let me go.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Note from arresting officer. I'm very cold. In the corner of the room, there was a bizarre copper coffin that stank of decay and mould, wired up to a strange machine that hund like those who'd found in the glowing blue room. From the size of it, I guessed it belonged to the policeman chasing us, although I could scarcely imagine why the floor was riddled with rusted and bent nails that would pierce the flesh of anyone who lay within. Then again, I remembered Andrews stabbing at the forearm and producing only a vague cloud of dust, and I realized that whatever was hunting
Starting point is 00:30:40 us clearly had a high pain threshold. We carried on downwards, passing through what I considered to be the policeman's workshop, and into a larger laboratory. like structure and a meeting hall plastered with faded propaganda posters. One showed a smiling policeman, much like the one who chased us, looming over a medicine figure who was too faded to see. Behind the policeman was a red-handed cartoon of a woman clutching his coat-tails for safety. See in a goosehead, find your nearest recond officer. And in smaller print beneath,
Starting point is 00:31:13 reconstituted officers are immune to the anthropic blight. Seek one immediately if you believe a goose-head. is in the vicinity. Do not touch the infected. The policeman in the poster was enormous and clearly a light to the one who haunted us, but his head was set normally and he looked quite cheery. His face was alert, intelligent even. Close by, another poster showed a similar-looking policeman, looming over a London skyline, a stern paternal expression worn on his face.
Starting point is 00:31:44 The poster read, Even the meekest man made of the heart of a lion, Stand up against the plague Resist the anthropic parasites Science can elevate the flesh But this nation needs your spirit Something worse than death stalks London Do you have what it takes
Starting point is 00:32:00 To stem the tide of parasitic assault Keep your country safe Keep your family safe Inquire about reconstitution At your local constabulary I turn my light to the final poster It depicted a rowdy-looking soldier Winking at a woman
Starting point is 00:32:16 Who walked past with a smile Just below was another panel showing him at a clinic The doctor vomiting while the soldier's skin slowly started to drip from his bones The locals may look like us They may talk like us But they are not from our world Follow translocation protocols Keep your family safe
Starting point is 00:32:35 Keep your country safe Do not fraternise with the natives I jumped when a few seconds later my dad spoke aloud I turned to see him holding a piece of paper in his hands He read from it now loud Word came down from HQ on what to do with Officer 217 Support told me that
Starting point is 00:32:55 RETCON officers without executive function are a nightmare to contain So I guess we're not the first to deal with this They say if we ship him back They'll be able to kill him It may seem small with everything going on But with the future so uncertain We can't have a recon
Starting point is 00:33:10 Walking around in eternal pain It's dangerous to everyone and Not to mention Very cruel as soon as the next safe opening comes along or send him back if they're still an HQ they can sort it out if not then at least we don't have to worry about him giving us away by the way i saw you practicing in your mirror
Starting point is 00:33:31 your accent is getting better any day now and i'll arrange a visit to the surface what the hell does that mean i asked god knows he answered before taking my arm and leading me to a stairwell in the corner of the lab when we descended we found ourselves at another floor that strongly resembled a metro station it bore the sign
Starting point is 00:33:53 Outpost 18997 But graffeted underneath were the words The last stop nowhere else to go Gas masks littered the floor And the railway was clogged with a thousand bleached bones Whose screaming skulls looked out from behind cracked and broken visors
Starting point is 00:34:11 They were all reaching for the platform Turning my light on, I could just about glimpse a broken down carriage some distance away. Like the other machines in this place, it bore strange Tesla coils and copper orbs and I imagined once crackled with electricity and power, but which were now either thick with the rust or covered in sickly verdigrous. I nearly gasped when a breeze flowed through the tunnel and touched my hair. For a fleeting moment, I thought about abandoning all sense and running into it with open arms and joyful cries, but we were nowhere near the surface, and why were all the skeletons fleeing
Starting point is 00:34:48 towards us? Dad, I asked, finding myself, able to give voice to the thoughts for the first time since we've been reunited. What the hell is this place? Just a bunker, he sighed. I thought, I don't know what I thought, just about anything except this. I'm starting to think, he gestured towards the tunnel. that that tunnel doesn't lead home at all.
Starting point is 00:35:15 At least, not our home? Right. Click. Damn, I hissed. Clack. I thought there'd be a way out, my dad said, his face bunching up, close to tears. Oh God, I'm such an idiot. I thought I'd be safe.
Starting point is 00:35:33 I thought, come on, I said. We simply have no other choice. The tunnel ended in a wall. Only the breeze kept on coming. It smelled odd, a little like the dust-filled air of a construction site. Dad reached out and touched it, and we saw the whole wall ripple like water. If we hadn't been running for our lives, we might have felt awe and wonder. Click-clack.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Here we go, I said, taking a deep breath. Dad turned a look over his shoulder at the source of the noise, only to pull his hand back from the illusory wall. It didn't come back alone. was on the end of his finger, something that looked a little like the spots you see in your eye on a sunny day, or like the little worms that haunt the corner of your vision. Only, it wasn't flat like those visual flare-ups. It was thick, three-dimensional, and about the size of a leech. It looked a little like something alive and made out of the mixture of jelly and the
Starting point is 00:36:34 rainbows you see on oil. Before either of us had a chance to ask about it, it began to engulf his hand. Damn, damn, damn, damn, he hissed. Get it off, get it off! Dad tried to flick the thing off like a bit of snot, but it didn't react to the inertia or even gravity. The way it bubbled and moved around his skin, it didn't even look like he could interact with his hand, like it wasn't made out of the same matter as the rest of us.
Starting point is 00:37:01 It got about halfway up his arm before he started screaming. Click, clack. The constable was visible now, working harder to keep its feet steady on the mountain of bones. It was taking its time, but then again we didn't have anywhere to go. So, what was the rush? Get it off, Dad screamed, collapsing to his knees. He held his arm up, and I saw there were holes punched clean through his flesh,
Starting point is 00:37:29 like he was a piece of Swiss cheese. By now the worm thing had swallowed his whole arm up to the shoulder, its quivering translucent flesh expanding by the second. Every second or two it would seize up and appear to strain with effort and another geometrically perfect hole would be punched into my father's flesh, bisecting bone and muscle like it was nothing more than paper. Infestation detected, the constable cried, and I turned to see him closer than ever before.
Starting point is 00:37:58 Biological vessel has breached translocation. Containment protocols have failed. He reached down and grabbed my father's skull like it was in orange, and he lifted him off the ground effortlessly. Recon officer 217 preparing for unscheduled emergency translocation. Click. The monster's head lurched towards me on his broken neck.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Do not attempt to flee before the arrival of further police presence. Doing so will only increase the severity of your sentencing. Remain where you are. Clack. The neck snapped back. And without further delay, the monster stepped forward into the rippling wall, taking my screaming farther with it. It is not, it turns out, all that uncommon for people to go missing in the
Starting point is 00:38:45 the underground. Andrew, William and Kaz were not asked after, at least not by the government. Their families had tried to hire private investigators. I understand, but for the most part, nothing looks odd from the outside. They held tours underground in dangerous places. They'd had had one or two close calls before, which I'd never heard of when first hiring them, and the police weren't at all surprised it had ended badly for them. And if we even had to come up for much of an excuse, I told them about the train. pipe, the one with the ladder, and said it had flooded while we were partway through it. After that, nobody asked any questions.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Well, except for one. He was a policeman, a normal-looking one, and he turned up at my door three weeks after it had all died down, or wearing a smile that made my stomach churn. He looked decent enough, I guess. I hadn't wanted to think too much about anything down there, and after telling so many lies, a part of me, started to believe them. Maybe we had nearly drowned. Maybe I'd spent two delirious days stumbling around all half dying of pneumonia. It made a lot more sense. But this guy, he didn't look right. Not so much in the face, but in the way he looked at me, the way he smiled.
Starting point is 00:40:05 He said he had a few more checkups to do and entered my home with a polite manner, but one which really didn't let me protest. He just entered. nodding and speaking the whole time about the weather and the upcoming easing of lockdown and the smell of good food cooking in my neighbour's kitchen. Nothing about it was right, nothing at all. Least of all, the suitcase in his right hand that looked nothing like the kind of thing a cop should carry. It was old, battered leather, with a funny little lock made of oily brass. When it clicked open, he kept its inside facing away from me.
Starting point is 00:40:39 But I got a glimpse of some wires, maybe even a glass chew. What are you doing? I asked. Just a test, he said with a smile and a hard-to-place accent. All sorts of things down there, I reckon. All sorts of funny bugs. Parasites. Just want to make sure you didn't bring any of them back with you. One day, I hope someone will go down and block all that nonsense off.
Starting point is 00:41:07 That way, we never have to worry about people getting hurt again. But, uh... Well, some people can. can be sentimental about history. His eyes turned down towards the mysterious case were filled with tension. At one point I shifted uncomfortably in my chair and he flinched.
Starting point is 00:41:25 He tried to hide it, but I got the sense if I reached out and touched him, he would have screamed the house down. Only, all of that changed when a little ding rang out from the whirring machine that he wouldn't let me see. Suddenly, the case snapped shut and he was reaching out to shake my hand.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Oh, so good, he cried, and I could see the relief in his face was coming from somewhere deep inside his soul. No infection, he said, clean bill of health. No, parasites, I replied, entropic or otherwise. And he stopped dead like I'd slapped him hard.
Starting point is 00:42:05 A creepy forced churness disappeared, and he looked at me with so much sadness in his eyes. Was anybody down there? He asked. Nobody alive, I answered. We thought as much, he replied. Nothing down there worth saving, I suppose. No, I shook my head.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Well, he said, trying but failing to look unfazed, I suppose we're here for good. And with that, he left. His strange little suitcase tucked under one arm.

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