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If you're counting sheep to help you sleep, don't look them in the eye.
For some will give you dreams to keep, and some will make you die.
The idea of counten sheep stretches back to a simpler time in our history.
A time before all those pesky notifications and breaking news updates
would spring us out of bed in the middle of the night to look at a screen.
A time when shepherds counting their flock before taking a nap in the shadow of some tree
was a relatable situation.
Historians disagree as to where the term actually came from.
Some say it is a recent expression originating from the New Zealand colonists.
Others invoke medieval British sheep herders,
while some pointed verses in dusty tomes of Islamic fairy tales.
They're all wrong.
The original expression comes from the Goro people of the Tatra Mountains,
although the Austro-Hungarian approach to the people as a lesser culture
has pushed the truth from libraries into word of mouth.
What has also been conveniently removed from anthropology papers
is the original form of the expression.
The idea of counting sheep to help ease the mind
originally came in a rhyme.
The only place where the true form of the old advice still survives
is in the mouths of direct descendants to the goral culture.
If you're counting sheep to help you sleep,
don't look them in the eye.
For some will give you dreams to keep
and some will make you die.
My grandma's shaking, leathery hands pressed against her forehead again.
I was wrapped in four different blankets
and a frigid wave of hot ice was travelling up and down my body,
but her words cut through my fever.
Why do you say that, grandma?
I said, my chin safely tucked beneath a blistering blanket.
It's just something my grandma said to me,
and her grandma said to her, and her grandma said to her,
that little bit of advice passed down the family tree.
She caressed my forehead, doing the best to keep the tremors in her hands at bay.
Her nails were packed with dirt from the potato fields,
but as she touched me, I could smell the remnants of last night's fingerpaint.
The loving woman had stayed up all night to make sure my sudden sickness wasn't serious.
But why shouldn't I look the sheep in the eye, Grandma?
The sheep the neighbours have are good animals.
Oh, Zlako. Yes, the name of sheep are good animals.
But the sheep you count before you sleep, the sheep in your dreams, they're different.
Some of those sheep are also good.
They will bring you a good night's rest.
But the others.
She paused, considering her next words carefully.
The other sheep are bad.
What do the bad sheep do?
Something you won't have to think about for a long, long time.
A long, long time later, my older cousins and me were taking swigs from a hip flask in
the icy parking lot of a cemetery.
Whenever the emotions would bubble up enough to wet our eyes, we just turn around and take
a long, thoughtful puff of our cigarettes and gaze out into the row of tombstones, pretending
that we were having some deep thought about the nature of our own mortality.
But we weren't.
We were all just thinking about how freshly packed dirt was now
covering the box in which our grandmother was sleeping.
No big change in life comes easy, but keeping myself together during the funeral was a Herculean
task.
Not only was the woman who had nurtured my artistic spirit and encouraged me to do what makes
me happy dead, but my mother had taken it upon herself to drag me around the funeral
and insist that I show every guest the mural I had drawn in my grandmother's honour.
by her casket was a picture of her smiling, full of life.
On my cracked iPhone was a misshapen Chernobyl reject that vaguely resembled my grandmother.
Oh, that's so beautiful, they would say.
You should hang up the painting somewhere.
It's actually digital, I'd mumble.
Did you what?
Yeah, I think we'll hang it up in the living room.
As a cherry on top of my awkward social Sunday, my suit pants are a couple of
is too small. The buttons that held them up constantly reminded me that my body had grown
since middle school graduation. My grandma was dead. My artistic pursuits were confusing to everyone
around me and every deep breath I took threatened to pants me during a funeral. Yet I still
took those deep breaths. The whole day I was trying to not think about how hard the lost
stung, how impossible her absence felt, how she would never see me actually get good.
good at drawing. The whole day I was trying not to think about how my grandma had met the
bad sheep. With the help of whiskey and some self-control, I almost made it through the whole
funeral without crying. But then, as we stood in that cold parking lot, a bright neon
jogger cut through our group of dark suits. She had a hairy bobtail on a leash. The dog looked
like some horribly misshapen evil sheep.
The bad sheep.
I took a deep breath to steady myself,
but the buttons on my pants didn't like that.
I lost my grip.
The wind was sharp in the Slovakian November.
I stood in the parking lot of a cemetery
surrounded by my older cousins,
weeping like a baby with the pants of my undersized suit around my ankles.
More time passed.
I moved to Prague and bargained my fascination with folklore and history
into a job in the tourist industry.
The work was both rewarding and exhausting.
Every day I got to ramble about the soul of the Czech Slovakian nation
to a willing audience who paid me well for the service,
but the crowds were large enough to require every tidbit of knowledge that I had
to be delivered from the depths of my diaphragm.
The work drained me.
Crashing into my bed after a six-hour tour,
I always felt like a boxer who just went through a full 12 rounds.
Sure, my opponent was grinning and cheering me on throughout the match
and there was a wad of bills in my jeans to assure me that I had won the fight
but that didn't lessen my internal bruising.
I'd lie in my back, trying to nurse myself back to health with a honey-loaded tea
and breathing exercises that an opera singer who dropped by my tall one suggested.
In those moments of afternoon recovery, sleep would tug of my soul
telling me that peace could be found in its woollen embrace,
assuring me that the physical strain of yelling information at crowds
would be easier to bear with after a good eight hours rest.
But whenever I could, I would resist its pull.
That's beautiful, Zlako.
She would say, whenever I would show her the messy finger paintings
or jagged sketches that my childish mind would produce.
Promise me that as long as drawing brings you joy,
as long as creating things makes you happy,
you will keep on doing it.
Life can be hard, Zlako.
Life can be very hard.
But whatever you hold in your hands can help you escape.
Promise me, you'll never let go.
I promise, Grandma.
Even on the most exhausting of days,
when all my muscles groaned
and taking even a single step would make me worry for my knees.
I'd get up and pick up my whack-am tablet and draw.
Some days the art was flowing the screen with the ease of a straightforward prophecy being fulfilled,
and some days my fingers would be glued to the control and said keys, undoing the sloppy linework
that I was too tired to do properly, but every day I drew.
I was holding onto that thing that made me happy, fulfilling my promise to an old woman who was both
resting in the ground and watching me from the sky.
Luckily for me, the masses of tourists that come visit the hundred-speople.
inspired city coming burst.
The summer crowd starts thickening around May and swells up until September before
taking a quick breather, grabbing a jacket and coming back for the Christmas markets.
Working all season round while trying to prop up an artistic pursuit was a draining task.
But luckily for me, the emptiness of the October and November months provided me with some
space for respite.
Every year on September 30th, I give one last tour to the crowds of excited.
foreigners and then I would hop on a train to take me back to Slovakia, to take me back to the old cottage in the Garwood Tataris, where I'd spent my formative years as an artist.
Two months in the quiet countryside would help me recharge. Going from making eye contact with 500 people a week to only seeing the glossy eyes of sheep and maybe the occasional Tide pensioner would let me regenerate my social batteries for the winter.
My stays in the old cottage also allowed me to focus on my art.
Whenever I was out in the mountains, I was completely alone without any semblance of internet or phone signal to distract me.
Every day would be spent scratching out drawings of my Wackham, and if the flow of inspiration ever started to trickle,
I would go outside and clear my mind with whatever repairs the cottage required.
For half a decade, I had lived in my set regime.
During summers I would stand in front of crowds, chronicling the history of the mother of all cities,
and in the off-season I would sit in the woods sketching out artwork,
occasionally taking a break to repair a fence torn down by overzealous livestock.
Work in the tourist industry was draining,
but it kept me financially secure enough to pursue my real passion.
My life had taken on a predictable, calming shape.
But then, in a series of newscasts delivered by never,
face mask wearing reporters, it all fell apart.
In January of 2020, I busied myself trying to figure out how to explain what the Holy Roman Empire was to American tourists through a quippy three-minute segment on a tour.
By March of 2020, I didn't know if I would ever see another American again.
A global pandemic, the likes of which had not been seen for a hundred years washed through the world.
The people dressed in panda costumes that catered to the Chinese visitors disappeared from the old town.
The streets hushed down with a lack of British stag parties.
The tourist-trap restaurants that advertise authentic Czech cuisine
who raised the chalkboards and put up pleading messages
about having really good food for really reasonable prices.
My livelihood died in a series of rattling coughs and complaints about lack of medical supplies.
When the Nazis took a chunk out of the country in 1913,
My grandmother's family buried sacks of flour and canned goods in the backyard.
After the war, they dug them up.
When the Soviets installed a puppet communist regime that saw the people of Czech Slovakia as disposable numbers,
they buried their emergency supplies once more.
People who lived through tyranny and disaster raised me.
The idea of a rainy day fund had been chiseled into my head since birth.
I had enough money stashed away from tour guiding to tide me over for a couple of months.
The stimulus packages from the government
could stretch that money into a year
With my old routine
buried beneath a steadily rising global infection count
And the tapestry of the world
bristling at the seams with chaos
I locked myself in my apartment
And drew
I don't think I'm alone in this
But I scarcely remember any specific moment
From the three months when the European side of the pandemic
went through its roughest trials
I just remember drawing a lot
posting my art online
and then getting back to drawing with a healthy hopping of anxiety
from whatever news story I had managed to catch a glimpse of
while I was trudging through my social media.
I never had to think about counting sheep.
My mind was so wired that I was either drawing
or panicking about the possibility of total economic collapse.
When I would wake up in the late afternoon,
it was usually with my laptop warming my chest
and a stylus still in my hand.
With thoughts on my grandmother's kind
supporting eyes looking down at me from the fields in the sky,
I would make a cup of coffee,
chow down on some biscuits and get back to drawing.
By the time June rolled around, the pandemic had been contained.
People were back on the streets.
Mandatory face masks were contained to the subway
and going out of the bar for a couple of drinks
felt less like playing a Russian roulette with a six chamber
and more like playing Russian roulette with a rotary machine gun.
Life was starting to get back to normal.
But one thing was for certain.
The tourist industry would stay in the ground for at least another year.
Scattered thoughts of my financial future replaced the worries about the global collapse,
and even though the problems I was facing shrunk down to a manageable personal size,
they squeezed in my chest with the same anxious force that they always did.
One morning I woke up to a series of messages that provided a possible solution.
Hey, do you take commissions?
Hello, saw your art on our friend's feed.
Do you take commissions?
How much for you to draw a picture of my ex?
Love your art.
Do you draw horses?
So, do you do NSFW commissions?
Someone had shared my art with someone,
who had shared it with someone else,
who had shared it with someone
with enough social media clout
to give me a momentary burst of fame.
The number of followers
that I had spent five years working for,
droopled overnight.
I refreshed my feed a dozen times, waiting for that number to drop, waiting for whatever glitch in the system to resolve itself and set that number back down to where it belonged.
But it didn't.
50,000 followers and growing.
More commission messages came in, some with suggested prices attached.
I did some quick math in my head and immediately had a panic attack.
This wasn't tour guiding money, but it was rent.
and food money. If I played my cards right, I could make a living as an artist.
I googled the COVID guidelines for Slovakia, dug up my face mask and booked a train.
Difficult decisions were always better weighed in the solitude of the mountain air.
I would be drawing every day, putting the stylist to the pad was what got me out of bed in the morning.
But accepting money, accepting the responsibility to draw something specific,
That was a whole different ballgame.
What if I got up one morning and didn't feel inspired?
What if as soon as I accepted money for a commission, the muses went on strike?
What if I stopped enjoying drawing?
Committing to commissions was a decision I wanted to sleep on, but sleep wouldn't come.
I was wired the whole night before the trip,
spent every moment of darkness tossing and turning in my bed,
trying to make sense of what was going through my head.
The confusion bouncing around my skull didn't leave with the rising sun,
but every ounce of energy that I had did.
I chugged a couple cups of coffee with the hopes of falling asleep on the train.
I didn't.
As heavy as my eyes felt, as weak as every muscle in my body was,
sleep just wouldn't come.
I sat in that rustling train with my face pressed against the cold glass,
watching glimpses of sheep herds eating away at the grassy hills of Slovakia.
Somewhere out there were shepherds, napping in the shade of trees after counting their flock one last time.
I tried to join them in that land of sleep, but my bloodshot eyes refused to close.
I was the only one in the family who had bothered to visit the creaky cottage, and it showed.
As soon as I started a fire in the furnace, the wooden walls of the house went flush with the,
life.
78 flies.
I had hoped that keeping track of my kills would take my mind off the social media presence.
But instead, I just found myself wondering whether I should take a picture of the pile of
bug corpses for my Instagram.
For a second, I almost did.
The pile of insects looked so absurd in the foreground of the landscape paintings that my
grandmother liked to keep around.
But then I shelved the idea.
Among those 50,000 people, there would surely be someone who would take a visit.
to a corpse pile, regardless of the species, and if I was going to pursue digital art full-time,
I needed as many people on my side as possible.
Outside, Thudden rumbled, and the gentle pit about a rain started to play in the tin roof.
All the lights were off.
If it wasn't for the faint orange glow of the crackling fire, I would have been in pitch darkness.
I closed my eyes to sleep.
Five minutes later, I got up for a glass of water.
A raccoon-eyed man who looked like he should have been on suicide watch stared back at me from the mirror.
To the right of him was a beautiful landscape painting of a tranquil valley.
To the left of him was that same valley, lit up with a momentary thunderbolt before descending back into complete darkness.
I tried to figure out why the sudden burst of attention towards my art was making me so stressed,
why my mind was so busy looking for problems.
but in my exhausted state no rationale came.
I resorted to press my forehead against a reflection, hoping to gain some insight that way.
I didn't, but I did gain something else.
As the mirror jolted under my tired school, something came loose behind it.
A joint.
A joint that 16-year-old me stashed away during one of my wild summers
and hoped to eventually get back to.
A decade later, I appreciated my inborn tendency
to conserve my resources.
Being a grandchild of someone
who lived through two totalitarian states pays off.
I cracked open the bathroom window.
The valley outside was flickering in the darkness
under the light of the glowing storm.
I lit up.
The rough smoke of the ancient joint
rattled my lungs,
but it eased my mind.
My worries went forward.
From cryptic bouts of anxiety to abstract questions about what it means to be an artist in the 21st century to a low, calming murmur of marijuana-induced psycho-babel.
I crass down on my bed and breathed a sigh of relief.
I was a cartoon, sitting, poorly drawn in one of the photogenic landscape paintings that adorn the walls of the cottage.
In front of me there was a herd of slobally sketched sheep begging to be counted.
If you're counting sheep to help you sleep
Don't look them in the eye
For some will give you dreams to keep
And some will make you die
A bolt of lightning startled me back
Into my fleshy body
Outside the storm had grown strong enough
To underscore just how powerful nature is
The walls of the cottage groaned under the valley wind
The tin roof was caught in the perpetual barrage of wet force
There was a good chance I would wake up to flood
I didn't mind, I was stoned.
The storm outside just became a backdrop to bigger problems, namely my cotton mouth.
Sure, somewhere in the back of my head, I was still taking apart my artistic anguish,
but my body was so tired and baked that only the most pressing of physical discomforts made it onto my to-do list.
A taste of metal and dry sewage loitered in my tongue.
I knew I had to wash it out, but my body was completely nice.
none with exhaustion.
The ten-step walked toward the bathroom
seemed like too much of a journey.
I resigned myself to watching
the colors that flowed in from the window
behind my head. The faint
blue lights bounced down the walls
like spotlights, searching for escaped
convicts. I resumed
there was simply the by-products of the storm
raging outside that my stone
mind had given sentience to.
But as the strength of the
thunderclaps soothed and the wind died
down, as the rain turned,
into the dripping of excess gutter water, the light remained.
The tin roof groaned.
Someone or something was hiding behind my window.
I was out in the middle of nowhere, in pitch darkness,
and something heavy was standing on my roof.
A tightness manifested in my throat.
My breathing became shallow.
A panic started to brew in my veins,
but I quickly pushed it away.
The source of the mystic.
Serious lights went into the same pile of anxieties as my commission conundrum.
I wasn't going to investigate anything and I wasn't going to make any plans.
Those were tomorrow worries.
The main task at hand was to get a glass of water and pass out.
I would be wiser tomorrow.
I crawled out of bed to make my way towards the bathroom,
but as soon as the wooden door creaked under my weight, the light shifted.
I froze.
Whatever was standing on my roof moved as well.
The roof groaned under its shifting weight.
The blue lights painted my silhouette on the walls of the cottage.
Whatever was outside was looking straight at me.
A block of ice travelling down my spine insisted that I don't turn around.
I didn't argue with it.
I just hoped that whatever I was seeing was a byproduct of sleep deprivation or mouldy weed.
But what was outside was not the result of lack of sight.
sleep, an old weed doesn't cause hallucinations.
Half a dozen fist-side searchlights observed me as I shuffled my way to the bathroom.
Each week, shaking step I took was answered by another dark groan from the roof.
Whatever was out there was massive.
I stopped in the doorway, cutting off any line of sight with whatever was outside.
I kept my eyes straight ahead, pointed at the mirror.
The house went dark.
Frustrated stumps sounded off outside
as the creature searched for a way to see me.
For it felt like an eternity,
I stood in the pitch darkness,
but then the mirror flared up with an external shine.
The creature was standing outside of the bathroom window,
looking for me.
In the mirror, I saw a reflection of the beast.
On top of its head was a mass of slithered eye,
and sent those blue searchlights crawling through the room.
The window rhythmically fogged as the monster breathed from its horrible snout.
The eyes bounced around the bathroom trying to track me down.
And, just as I noticed, the wet clumps of wool hanging from the creature's face,
they found me.
Baa!
All six eyes stared at me from the reflection in the mirror.
It was as if they reached out and,
grabbed something in the depth of my core.
Somehow, those shining eyeballs
was sapping every ounce of strength
in me. Suddenly, sleep
didn't seem impossible.
In fact, it became a certainty.
The mammoth beast
that was on my roof was sending
an undeniable lullaby through my
shaking body. Her voice
cut through like a sharp slap.
If you're counting
sheep to help you sleep, don't
look them in the eye, for some
will give you dreams to keep, and some
will make you die.
I reeled back in terror, slamming against the wall.
In my jittery state, the hit sent me, and a painting tumbling down to the floor.
The bad sheep dashed over to the window and stared down at me almost instantly.
My body was drenched in that horrible blue light.
It wanted me to look up.
It wanted to siphon every bit of life that I had in me.
The bad sheep wanted me to make eye contact.
I grabbed a hold of the painting and stared at the landscape.
The whole scene was hue in blue,
but it was still the same painting of the Magura Valley that I admired as a child.
It was an old painting,
something my grandmother had drawn before her hands started to shake,
but the scene she had painted seemed more real than anything else in that room.
If I just fell asleep on my own,
if I didn't let the bad sheep's eyes drag me into the land of dreams,
I would be fine.
I imagined I was there, sitting on the grass,
poorly drawn in the backdrop of the exquisite brushwork.
I was looking out at those white clouds grazing in the meadow.
How many sheep were there?
I closed my eyes, pulling closer into the abstract world of imagination.
This infuriated the bad sheep outside.
Buhr!
One sheep, two sheep, three sheep,
Buh, four sheep, five sheep, six sheep,
Bah, seven sheep.
Nothing would have made me happier than if I woke up on the floor of my bathroom
and realised I had some sort of mental breakdown.
A momentary lapse in sanity would be much easier to explain than a giant demon sheep.
But alas, one look of a look at.
my roof assured me that as maddening as last night was, it was real.
Thick hoofprints covered the roof.
The bad sheep was not a figment of my imagination.
I stood at my window for the best part of an hour,
trying to make sense of the world I'd woken up to.
The worries about the commissions merged together with the terror of the mysterious creature
that had visited me.
If I didn't do something proactive soon,
I would have an actual mental breakdown.
I made my way up the nearest hill with my phone at my hip.
Whatever problems I was having there was one that was straightforward to solve.
The roof.
After sweating up the incline for a good 15 minutes,
I was rewarded with a bar of signal.
After a couple more minutes,
I had enough of a connection with the outside world to Google roofing companies.
Yet, as soon as I connected to the internet,
another flurry of notifications came in.
Are you doing commissions?
That aches drawing, will you?
Linework on a comic, paid, interested.
Will you draw me a picture?
I thought back to my grandmother's painting
and wondered how much self-doubt she had.
Could I make anything so beautiful
that it would ward off a demonic entity?
Was opening commissions a step forward growing as an artist?
I pushed the thought aside.
I'd figured it out eventually.
It wasn't the right step to make
unless I was 100% comfortable
with putting myself on the spot
I draw a bit more
just for me
and as soon as I would be ready
I would take the next step
I googled roof damage price estimates
and my outlook quickly changed
someone had to pay for the roof to get fixed
commissions open
accepting commissions
hey guys here's my price list
As I sat on the grassy hill
going through my social media
ticking the necessary boxes
and making zany announcements
I wasn't comfortable or confident
my mind kept on composing
infuriated emails from disappointed customers
and the beginnings of a drawing block
was starting to form beneath my fingers
but the excitement slowly crept in
I was taking a big step towards something
that I had always wanted to do
The years of clutching a stylus without an audience
were starting to pay off
The phone suddenly felt small in my hands
The grass swayed in the calm summer wind
Valleys of fields and forest
stretched out in front of me like rumpled silk
I was in the middle of one of her paintings
I clicked on the last account
Commissions Open
