Crime in Sports - #134 - A Matter Of Taste - The Gregariousness of Adrien "The Problem" Broner

Episode Date: October 8, 2018

This week, we check into a world of pure lunacy, with a man who was an Olympic hopeful, and can't miss future prospect. No matter what he does, he does it while talking. Then when he's done, he talks about it a little more. From posting his own mugshot info on Instagram, to literally flushing money down the toilet. And that's not even the illegal things... like robbery, assault, groping, weapons, and more!! This is the story that keeps on giving!!Offer fast food workers cash to quit their jobs, rob back thousands of dollars of betting losses, and make sure to post all of it on social media with Adrien "The Problem" Broner!!Check us out, every Tuesday. We will continue to bring you the biggest idiots in sports history!!Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie WhismanDonate at... patreon.com/crimeinsports or with paypal.com using our email: [e-mail] all the CIS & STM merch at crimeinsports.threadless.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things CIS & STM!!Contact us on...twitter.com/[e-mail]/Crimeinsportsinstagram.com/smalltownmurder   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Or you'll have a guy who has a peak of crime where he comes up fine. Maybe a little crime as a kid, but whatever the kid stuff. And then he becomes very successful and everything's fine and then when he's at the peak of everything he just loses his mind loses his goddamn mind and goes down from there and you have the people who it's just on the other side of grace and it's all on different parts of grace but but this guy it's a steady climb right to the end right to two weeks ago it's this this not even a week ago this story's last update is like four days ago so it's just a steady climb remember the price is right they'd have the mountain climber with the yodeling that's that's this guy as he goes up see climbing mountains do

jesus he's busy making shows raping women, climbing mountains. He's got a lot of shit going on. Sliding in the face with a chicken patty. Slinging chicken patties. No, he's being hit with a chicken patty. Slinging pudding pops. Right. Let's get to the star of the show here. I'd like to hear what this guy has to say about Bill Cosby, because I don't know if

it'll be correct, but it'll probably be funny. All right. Let's talk about Adrian Jerome Broner. Adrian Broner. Do you know who he is sounds familiar he's a boxer yeah and a crazy son of a bitch his nickname and this is the nickname he gives himself is the problem now i'm sure he was like to call me yeah i was i'm sure he means in the ring but it's it's everywhere he's he is the problem with a lot of shit, mainly shit in Cincinnati, Ohio, where most of his

arrests emanate from. You know what else is in Cincinnati, Ohio? Where he emanates from. Bogart. Bogart's Comedy Club is there. Oh my goodness, I've heard of that place because there's an amazing live show coming there. Small Town Murder. Don't remember when.

It's sometime at the end of November, the 29th, I think. I think you're right. November. But it's in Cincinnati, so I'm happy that he was born there so he could plug that. Shut up and murder.com. Shut up and give me murder.com. Shut up and murder.com. Has tickets to that show.

You can get tickets to that show. That one's almost, it's getting close. So I would get your tickets now to that. He's born July 28th, 1989. So a young guy this week. We have a younger cat this week. Much younger than me. Yeah, he's much younger than both of us.

I remember 1989 really, clearly like 100 it's maybe the worst year of my life yeah 1989 was terrible it's a bad one it's a bad year there's bad plus everything was the music was terrible the clothes were terrible i i believe every most people had mullets still it was a not a good time there were pleated jeans out then pleatedated jeans. Oh, God. Pleated jeans. What the fuck? Terrible. It was bad.

New Kids on the Block was very popular and Milli Vanilli and shit like that. That's the kind of shit that was popular. They were still going. Oh, yeah. They were coming out strong. They had big houses at that time. Man, this is sad stuff. Sad stuff.

But, yeah, July 28th, 89, in the middle of all this, all these horrors, Jerome, Adrian Broner is born. Jerome is his middle name. He grows up to be about five foot six. Little guy. 130 pounds. And he goes up as he boxes. He goes up in weight classes. But he starts out at 130.

So we'll say 130 plus. And for such a little guy, though, he's a bad motherfucker. I'll give him that. He's a problem. He's a bit of a problem as he's self-titled begins boxing at the age of six and uh what six him more than hit more than his parents were crazy enough to put their child in the ring oh there's kids you have no idea jimmy have you ever been to like a mexican boxing gym no i have a long story

but i know this guy who whatever and he took me to this boxing gym it's a long story anyway because he was meeting with the guy it's a shady deal and sure happening and uh this is like sort of a prominent boxing gym in phoenix and it's uh in like the worst neighborhood ever and it's you know what i'm talking about and uh there were children there yeah hordes of them doing uh crazy like uh on their fist push-ups outside on the concrete i know which one it is and then there's kids inside and these kids were i mean they were small but i mean they were five to twelve years old these kids i mean tiny children is it the one where they run around the block too it's i don't know if they run around the block, but I was just, it was there. Recently, I've seen a bad neighborhood gym with kids with taped up knuckles running around the street.

And it looks like they're maybe running from trouble, which scares the fuck out of me. This place is actually, has produced prominent boxers. Like, it's a famous, yeah, it's a famous place. Anyway, yeah, so there's a, I won't say that person was involved in shady dealings. It's all alleged. Never mind. Anyway, moving on. He has a twin brother named Andre who was also a boxer as a kid.

So it's Andre and Adrian, and they're both boxers as kids. They both start out young. They're twins. They both start out young. And it's a decent gym, actually, that he grows up boxing in. We'll talk about it. This gym produced two Olympic boxers, so that's something. His dad's name was neither Andre nor Adrian, correct?

No. There is, I believe, I think 10 children here. Holy shit. Yeah, so there's a lot of children. Oh, my God. This is a lot of kids. That sounds fucking horrific. There's a lot. Ten or seven. I don't remember. We'll get to it in a moment. But it's a lot. They grew up kind of in a shit area in the English in English Woods neighborhood of Cincinnati. It's apparently like projects. They seem to get right into it right away.

Boxing. And I think if you have that many kids, you're just like, take them somewhere. Get some fucking energy out of these twins. They're probably just beating each other constantly anyway. They keep punching each other in the face. I'm going to put some gloves on them, okay? And if they're not fighting each other, they're definitely fighting other kids in the house. Oh, Jesus Christ. Can you imagine?

There was three of us from time to time. Sometimes there was four of us because it was a fucked up house. Yeah, that happens. But the one constant was that me and my older sister were throwing blows constantly. Yeah, and if you had a twin, you'd be beating each other up, then teaming up on your sister. So that's how it would work there. So, yeah, it was the Millvale Recreation Center.

That's where they got introduced to the whole thing. His first day there, they put him up against the best fighter they had. This is how they do, not now, but how they used to do in the 70s when people wanted to be wrestlers. They'd bring him in and have the toughest guy in the territory snap their ankle and see if they come back. If they come back, then hey. It's a dude that wants it. They might want it. If not, fuck you.

So they did the Hulk Hogan. They snapped his ankle. That's what happened. But this guy, this kid gets in. He's six years old. He gets in the ring with the best boxer they have, and the kid beats the living shit out of him, obviously, because he's a six-year-old kid who doesn't know what he's doing.

And he comes back the next day, though. How about that? They said, God damn it, not too bad. The guy who he fought was Rasheed Warren, who fought for the U.S. in the Olympics in 2004, 2008, and 2012. So he's a future Olympic boxer, so not too shabby. Now, he says his mom's name is Dorothy, and they call his dad Pops, and his dad is at least four bills.

Like, his dad's a big boy. He's a big dude. You're like, damn, that's a big dude. He's just wide. He's a wide, big. It looks like he's tall yeah it looks like a big wide dude just a not a guy you you'd go push around or anything you know so i don't know if that uh adds to the toughness here that his dad was like a fucking somebody

shed outside so you really couldn't i had to be worried about and fucking up in the house i would think have you seen the hard knocks this year i forget it was at tampa bay the browns this year yes it was the Browns. Yes. Their offensive coordinator or the defensive. Doesn't matter. He has a belly on him. He's probably 400 pounds.

Yeah. And he has a belly on him that every time he says, hut, his fucking belly jumps. And it's the fucking greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. That is awesome. Fat guys, when they move, they all have like a little tell that, I mean, it's not really a tell. You already know they're fat. Yeah, fat guys, they don't hide it either.

It just happens. They'll be like, oh boy, I got to get me some, I'm going to get some food now. And while they're slapping their stomach, that's how guys handle it. Fat guys always have one thing that like their body responds to that's like

not on purpose it just does it yeah and that guy's is his dance i want to know what this guy's does you know yeah yeah what is what makes his titties bounce yeah yeah what makes those boobies make your nipples bounce girl so uh jesus christ so let's get it in their own words up front and out of the way here uh let adrian introduce him himself to all of us here uh in their own words up front and out of the way here. Let Adrian introduce himself to all of us here in their own words. Quote, school didn't really work for me. What am I going to do to be successful and provide for my family? I was like, I want to play basketball. I love basketball, but I'm too short.

I'm not going to cooperate in school. Boxing, I always found boxing. It always came back to boxing, boxing, boxing, boxing. Boxing is it. This is going to be the thing that's going to take me over the top. When did he say that? Later on. Not in school.

Because that sounds like something a six-year-old says. It does. That's how he talks. That's the dumbest thought I've ever heard. Wait till you hear later on. What is school going to do for you? You're going to have to think about that. At one point in this story, he mixes up Martin Luther King and Rodney King.

Oh, my God. He's me. No, you wouldn't mix up Rodney King and Martin Luther King. Probably not. You don't know when Martin Luther King died. We've established that. Fuck school. Yeah, fuck school is what he just said.

Didn't really work for me. He's got nothing to offer, James. Didn't really work for me. He said, I'm not going to cooperate in school. I love that line. I thought about that. That's not a possibility. So we're not doing that shit.

Sit down and read. No, thank you. No, no. Sounds like he had brain damage early. So his coach that found him here, well, he was dropped on his doorstep, was a guy named Mike Stafford. His nickname, Coach Mike. Perfect.

So it's very, I mean, right to the point. I'll give him that. This isn't a man who beats around the bush. He's Coach Mike, damn it. There's no nickname, nothing flashy. I picture he's got a windbreaker that says Coach on it. That's it, right there. He said this is the first time he ever saw Adrian.

He said, quote, I was working with some kids, teaching them the game. He said this big guy, Pops, came in. That's his father there. He said, quote, I got two kids at home who could knock out everyone you got in here. I thought it was a joke. The next day, he comes back with these two little bitty eight-year-olds, like four feet tall, no more than 80 pounds.

I said, where's those kids who's going to knock everybody out? He points to the little kids and says, this is them. There is no more menacing phrase in any sport than little bitty little bitty there's two little bitty eight-year-olds like he's this is them so cocky right away he's got to get this cockiness from his dad is the only explanation here because if he's already you know his dad's talking shit for a 40 pound eight-year-old or an 80 pound eight year old.

And so he said that turned out to be Adrian and his twin brother, Andre, who said he's got a twin. There was a local news reporter came in to this to do a report on the on the youth boxing scene in Cincinnati in 2001. And this is a very white reporter, too. Obviously, he's coming into a gym with all just all black kids and he says uh what do you think you guys would be doing if you weren't in here boxing in the gym and adrian looks him dead in the eye and says quote a lot of bad things which is uh interesting he said quote like trying to rob people trying to break into cars which uh he's honest he said that adrian said that 11 year old age the reporter didn't like specify those when he says a lot of bad things.

He said, what would you be doing? Do you mean like this? He could have said playing Nintendo, and that would have been an answer, too. He said, what would you guys be doing if you weren't here? There's a million answers for that. He says, stealing shit, robbing people, breaking into their cars. So the reporter says, oh, come on. You're joking with me.

You wouldn't be doing that. And Adrian keeps looking at him and goes, probably yeah that's what that's what we yeah that's what i'd be doing bitch where's your car yeah right now my brother is breaking into your car because that's how i get down not really but it would be funny if it was if he just said that just to make her turn around and go see you believe me that would have been great you just fucking called her out see you racist bitch get the hell out of my gym that would have been fucking hilarious well she would have left crying i don't understand on her heels to look at her volvo yeah i don't i don't understand these kids are so mean they told me go speak to children i thought they'd be nice why are they

mean he writes a an essay when he's like 10 years old, and it's called, quote, My Future Plan. Since an essay of, you know, say what you're going to do when you grow up. He's 10 at this point. He writes, and he's got neat penmanship, they said. It says, quote, In 10 years, I will be a professional boxer. I will be living inside a mansion after I get famous. I won't have no kids. It will be me and my wife.

My dream person is Roy Jones Jr. Now, I'm not sure if he means his dream wife is Roy Jones Jr. That Roy Jones Jr. is a handsome man. I'd like to make him my bride. I don't know if that's what he's saying, me and my wife, or if he wants to be Roy Jones Jr. and have a wife who's not Roy Jones Jr. I'm not sure. But either way, more power to you.

Go for it, man. I really like that we can't Be Stopped song. And Roy Jones and I can't be stopped. We can't be stopped. I won't have no kids. We'll have no kids. We'll have no kids. Do you know why?

Because me and Roy Jones, we can't have kids. Well, it'd be very difficult to have kids. And this was 2001. The gay adoption thing was still really touchy. It was up in the air. So he's like, we ain't going to have no kids. But he'll be living inside a mansion like he threw that inside yeah don't just be living in a mansion inside the mansion not just on the property like i won't just like put a fucking tent outside someone else's mansion so he got an a minus despite his grammatical

but she's only like 10 i guess if you can form a full idea and shit they probably give you credit for that so his mother his mother said that she cared for her other kids just as much as him her and pops together have 10 kids so it's not them together but they

have 10 kids between them a few together some without each other but they're all kind of one big unit. There's extra baby mamas and baby daddies, but we're all together. Exactly. But this is kind of a weird Brady unit, like Brady plus with eight kids. So it's, I guess, yeah.

Wasn't that a TV show? Yeah. Eight is enough. Eight is enough was eight kids. John and Kate plus eight. There was that too. Well, yeah, that was real though. That was different. That was S-holes, but there was that too well yeah that was real though that was different that was assholes but that was actually real children who belonged to those

people i don't think that uh one of the van pattens actually had eight kids maybe he did i don't know one of them directed episodes of deadwood which you won't watch never mind so anyway uh she said that uh when reporters would come to talk about her son adrian she said that all the kids were special and she loved them all equally. She said, quote, each one of them has their own brilliance, their own particular talent. We teach them to always stand up for themselves, which is she says that when he fights, the whole neighborhood comes over. They tailgate like crazy.

Quote, we have a couple hundred people coming out here. So that might be the first tailgate reference I've ever heard for boxing. Yeah. Well, they do it at the house. I don't think they go. Oh, it's not even real. It's not even professional yet. out here so that might be the first tailgate reference i've ever heard for boxing yeah well they do it at the house i don't think they go oh it's not even real it's not even professional yet he's just 10 boxing at home no no this is later on but when he has fights they watch him on tv and have a big party basically truck up into the front yard yeah roll the tv out all that shit yeah she said that uh later on he gets upset when people when he first got famous, people would talk a lot of shit about him on the Internet. Rightfully so, because he's a total asshole.

And he's always getting arrested and saying crazy shit and, you know, confusing historical figures, as we'll get into. All right. It's pretty interesting. So she said, but quote, that's just, but really, that's just him. Center of attention. Hey, everyone, look at me. He's always been like that. Really, that's just him.

Center of attention. Hey, everyone, look at me. He's always been like that. So from a young age. 2002, he is the National Silver Gloves Champion. That is the Golden Gloves younger division. Golden Gloves is 16 and over. Silver Gloves is 10 to 15 years old. God, he wasn't fighting like 80-year-old people.

No, he wasn't. Yeah, he wasn't like fighting grandma. We're going to have that would be amazing. Elderly versus youth fights. A 10-year-old versus like an 80-year-old man. Now we're on to something. That's a fucking sport. It can't be legal in any way

because you're not allowed to punch a kid or an old person. But if we could somehow get this in international waters or something, this could be entertaining. I mean, it's not bad. That's something right there. But they could punch each other maybe because you can't punch. Can you punch a little person? Can you do that?

I don't know if that's legal or not. If they're a fucking adult, I don't see why not. I don't know if that's legal or not. Why not? But you can have little people punch little people. It would be discriminatory not to. What am I going to punch? Not punch them just because they're small?

That would be discriminatory. I just, first of all. All inclusive punching. You wouldn't punch you kick in the chest it's a lot easier i mean you think about the physics of the whole thing although the downward motion would give you extra force that aside i feel like down on that big bulbous beautiful i feel like though uh an adult's an adult and i would feel i would feel wrong yeah giving anyone uh you know for for any reason that would be ridiculous. So, yeah.

So, if you're a little person and you're talking shit, I'm going to knock you out. That's all there is to it. I'm just kidding. I'm fine with that. So, anyway, she said, yeah, he's always been like that. He's the champ here. He starts a weird thing with, okay, he's got this, he brushes his hair

after matches, okay? He runs a brush through his hair like he's like this he brushes his hair after matches okay he runs a brush through his hair like he's like uh eddie murphy and harlem knights or something like he's got like he's a from a different time it's just from like the hair it's weird okay it's a it's kind of like this like cocky but like a seven like a 60s cocky weird i don't even know how to describe the way he does it but uh it's his shtick, basically. That's his thing. That's his thing that he does.

And his father here, Pops, says, quote, Twins got this wavy scalp and he's always brushing it. That boy never seen a mirror he didn't love. One day he was in a hurry and he's there brushing. So I said, hey, you win tonight. I'll brush your damn hair in the ring in front of everybody. He won and we kept it up. Now it's just part of the show. Every time he wins, he says, Pops, brush my hair.

So he brushes it or his dad does? Pops comes out with, well, he's got gloves on, so he can't brush his hair. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. He comes out and has Pops brush his hair for him. And he can't really carry a brush around. It's kind of hard, yeah. If he could somehow pull a brush out of his shorts, that would be impressive. That's impressive.

So they call him Twin? What do they call the other one twin twin two you know what that's like a thing one and thing two i don't know there's no even one or two it's just twins twins got this i guess if he knows you're talking about adrian if they're in the house i even maybe they have a different handle maybe he's twin outside the house but if he's in the house he's like they got a different name for him they call him like you know little peanut or like some shit like that. Cause he likes peanut butter or something. You know, I just forgot his name though. Like there are 10 of these motherfuckers.

Just twin or whatever. Twin. The other one, the other twin, like Goldie Hawn and overboard twin. Oh, twin Roy. One of my favorite lines ever. Roy. So anyway, uh, pop says those are tits that's my favorite line that's a great fucking just love the her face roy who guesses the kid's name wrong but says it like

he's wrong so uh yeah he says pop says that uh that adrian's success is a blessing from god that makes him very proud quote because when i see him in there, I see my work and everything we put in there with him. So, yeah, he's a pop's got some brashness to him, too. Taking some specific joy. That's what I mean, because it's me. And I'm 400 and I can't do that shit. Yeah, it's kind of the wrong attitude, but it works athletically. Not quite in the in the personality department, unfortunately, as we'll find out.

This guy could be so much fun. That's the thing. Like, if he was a Muhammad Ali type, he would be so much fun, but he's not. He's just an idiot. Shit weasel. He didn't get it. He just doesn't get how that works. 2003, he's the National Silver Gloves champion Okay. So he kicks ass a lot in amateur.

So much so, also he's a 2005 national junior Olympic finalist. Okay. Which is pretty impressive. At 15, which is awesome, or 16, whatever it is. Total amateur record, 300 wins. Wow. 300 wins. Wow.

And 19 losses. Wow. 300 wins and 19 losses. Wow. This child. That's the best record I've ever heard of. Well, this child fought 300 something fights. 319. While his brain was forming. So right away, that's a problem.

I feel like that's not okay. Yeah. Like, I don't know how to. There's no way to remedy that you can't say no one can box till you're 18 because then boxing would really suck no one would know how to do it right fights that they counted you know he fought others yeah that's what i mean he's 309 that's way too many fights to have your kid fighting that's a lot but from the time you're eight to fucking 18 that'll do it uh we're gonna do it now after the junior

olympic finalist this is grace right now grace yeah 16 he's a grace great 16 year old grace we're gonna say well he's a he's a two-time national silver glove champion he's a national junior olympic finalist so much promise so much promise and more good stuff happens but definitely this is when he starts being a fucking idiot as soon as he can be basically like right at 18 he's like all right time to get out there get my name in the paper for all the wrong reasons let's do this shit let's really fuck this up let's fuck this all up so in 2007 here uh he is this is a this is a pretty he jumps right in the deep end okay uh he is charged in hamilton county in ohio with aggravated robbery and felonious assault. Why?

That's not great. They said that he used a firearm and a club in this offense. Why? That he committed. It's fucking nuts here. A separate assault charge was filed against him for another incident that happened around it, but that was dismissed later on. incident that happened around it uh but that was dismissed later on uh they said that he was uh uh also well that ended up the charges ended up being dismissed from this which is he gets out of it uh

he's a felony charges are dropped aggravated robbery and felonious assault dropped yeah when they said he used a gun in a club and they just drop it against him which uh that's uh lucky that's pretty lucky. Maybe maybe Coach Mike has some sway. I have no fucking idea. And that could be it, too. They could be saying, hey, this is the first time he's got in trouble. He's a good kid.

He's in the boxing gym every day. He's going to go to the Olympics. This is going to mess his whole career, his whole life up. And he's just an idiot. And he's 17 and blah, blah, blah. And a lot of times I let it get off on that. And sometimes that works out good, very well and sometimes you turn into this guy and it doesn't work out too well uh so yeah even the separate assault charge was was uh pushed off uh then

another incident he is caught unlawfully carrying this is also 2007 a 32 caliber smith and wesson revolver and intimidating a witness these are in separate incidents not even the same incident who is he intimidating witnesses for for somebody else that he knew he was intimidating he was talking shit trying to get somebody to take back what they said to the police uh which isn't a smart move if you're trying to be an olympian yeah uh and also carrying a gun too which is also not terrific if you're underage and everything else. Oh, by the way, a domestic violence charge was also leveled against him that year. Who's he fighting?

Someone in the house. One of the 10 kids. Pops. Dorothy. Who the fuck knows? Andre. At this point, who knows? A body.

A girlfriend? It's possible. He's 18. I mean, he probably moved out, I assume. A girlfriend. I don't know what the fuck it was here. But he ends up, between 2007 and 2008, on uh but uh he ends up between 2007 and 2008 on and off he ends up serving 14 months in prison all over jail and then a little bit of prison so yeah he ends up a year already yeah over 12 months over a two year 14 months over a two year period

less than 20 years old yeah less than 20 years old uh he was gonna be in the olympics like he was on the perfect path to the 2008 olympics like that's where he was headed he was a perfect age he was a perfect he was coming into his own right at that time and then all these charges he said he got off track is what he said he says i would say so quote i got into trouble and i told myself that if god lets me out of this hole i'm in i'm really gonna do this boxing thing what the fuck have you been doing that's what you've been doing he said quote i come from c come from Cincinnati in a way. He says, quote, and I got into some trouble, some big trouble.

They tried to give me some football numbers, a jail receiver, like 85 years and stuff. Oh, my God. That's what that was. They were talking about. They tried to give me some football numbers, receiver, like 85, a football receiver numbers. That's yeah. 80s. that's pretty fucking funny uh he's clever he's clever he said that's what i mean he is clever he could be fun

if he wasn't an asshole can't find a clever coach's name but this is asshole or idiot and he's an asshole that's like this is definitely an asshole here uh he says he was locked up for quote a year and some months and when asked in an interview, well, what'd you get locked up for? He said, quote, I don't want to get into that, but I've been through a lot, but I'm back on track. Every day I go in and train like I have nothing because I ain't never had nothing. I know what it's like to

wake up in the middle of the night and say I'm hungry and see what's to eat and say, fuck, I got to eat syrup and bread again and water. I know what that feels like. So yes, what? That's what he said. I know what it feels like to get up and he's got to eat syrup and bread again and water i know what that feels like uh so yes what that's what he said i know what it feels like to get up and he's got to eat syrup and bread in the middle of the night because that's the only food he has oh that's gross that's gross well that's yeah you've never had that's a meal yeah you've never had that no yeah that's a that's a pork meal and that's

you i'm surprised you haven't had that that seems like uh oh jesus i believe i believe that's the non-white trash version of a Miracle Whip sandwich. Maybe so. I feel like that's what it is. See, there you go. I've had this. I've never had Miracle Whip sandwich. It's god awful.

I fucking hate mayonnaise. Syrup and bread. Disgusting. Syrup and bread in the middle of the night. But that's sugar and some bread and some sustenance makes you not feel hungry anymore. It's a knot in your belly. It works. Yeah. and some bread and it's some sustenance makes you not feel hungry anymore yeah it's a knot in your belly it works yeah uh so uh yeah he has another he has his weapons charge dropped at one point uh two in 2008 so uh yeah but he misses making the 2008 olympic team oh no because you

know uh well let's let coach mike tell you why he says quote he was in jail they had him facing like 20 years on robbery and gun charges of the 25 kids or so who came to me around adrian's time three or four are dead and most of the others are in jail or on the street so uh yeah i we uh that's a real gangster ass neighborhood and it is yeah he comes from a fucking bad area here and uh may 31st 2008 with no o no Olympic prospects in sight, he goes pro. Makes his pro debut. He's not even 19 years old yet. At 18 years old, he's at the Hyatt Regency Hotel in Cincinnati,

just right in the bar in the lobby. I don't know what the hell the fuck is going on. In the spinny restaurant upstairs? Yeah, just upstairs in the fucking spinny one like they had in Houston. I stayed there. I got a good on Priceline. I got a good deal on there. And I can't imagine a fucking boxing match in the fucking spinny one like they had in Houston. I stayed there. I got a good on Priceline. I got a good deal on there. And I can't imagine a fucking boxing match in the hotel.

Although you had had the, like, where you could look out of your room and you could see in the lobby, like, it was all, you know. Like an atrium? Yeah, like the whole thing all the way up. So if they had a fight down there, you have a good view from anywhere in the hotel. So that's nice. He fights Alante Davis this day. This is also his pro debut right so

debut versus debut uh davis ends up with an oh and five career record okay so that didn't work out for him this night is a spoiler yeah this night is a story he's gonna tell his grandkids one day where i got knocked out by that one guy who was good later on and then got arrested a bunch uh in his five career fights he has a total of seven rounds so what he does not last long holy shit not terrific he had five rounds or five fights and almost as many rounds almost as many rounds that is embarrassing this is round one of four uh knockout at 32 seconds so this is pretty quick this is pretty much you get in there you bob a little bit and as soon as you decide

to start hitting him, that's the end of the fight. Yeah, that's pretty much it. 1-0 he is. Step in and take one to the jaw and drop. That's it. That's it. 1-0 now. And he, the way this guy fights, we have to talk about too, is exactly the way he talks. Adrian. Yeah.

His idol is first Roy Jones Jr. and then later on becomes Floyd Mayweather. He actually says Floyd Mayweather's my big bro and all that kind of shit. Oh, okay. He wants to be Floyd Mayweather. And his antics later on, he's like a trailer park Floyd Mayweather.

You know what I mean? He's like a less successful Floyd Mayweather, but he's really trying to act the same way. It's fucking weird. Canal Street. It's super weird, yeah. less successful Floyd Mayweather, but he's really trying to act the same way. It's fucking weird. Canal Street. It's super weird. Canal Street Floyd Mayweather. Yeah, it's not pretty, man.

I'd like to be Floyd, too. Not inside his head. Not between the ears. No, just in his bank account. Yeah. It's gorgeous. That's where this guy is, too. He wants that.

But he's in the ring. He's the same way. He's very flashy. He doesn't like to get hit. He wants to get in and out like Roy Jones and Mayweather. He's very flashy. He doesn't like to get hit. He wants to get in and out like Roy Jones and Mayweather.

He basically walks in there, and if he can't overwhelm you with his talent and his speed and shit, he's going to have problems. It's the same way Mayweather is, except nobody's faster than Mayweather. He's never had that problem. That's the difference. Whereas this guy, he's not play Mayweather. He doesn't have that kind of ability, which fucking nobody does. It's very, very rare because it's called athleticism and talent. And how many guys are undefeated of nobody?

Rocky Marciano and him are the only guys that I can think of who are like that. He's just good. He's fucking nasty. So August 30, 2008, he's fighting again Cincinnati Gardens. He fights David Warren Huffman, who sounds like an author. He sounds like he writes political books. You know, when the Republican Party went right. Like, shit like that he writes. Jesus.

This guy comes in 0-1. Yeah. Okay. Tweed boxing shorts. He did. He came in with patches on his elbows. Yeah. And then they had to take it off to put the gloves on.

It wasn't even a jacket. It was just patches on his elbows. Just patches on his elbows. Yeah. And then they had to take it off to put the gloves on. It wasn't even a jacket. It was just patches on his elbows. Just patches on his elbows. Just corduroy patches. He, this guy loses his first nine fights. Wow. And then wins one

and then loses two more. And then has a, no, no, he has a four and 22 career record total. Oh my God. But this is only his second fight and he's TKO'd in a minute 20.

So, not a good career choice, David Warren. Go back to the typewriter. Put your fucking next novel out. 2-0 for Adrian. September 27, 2008, he's at the Home Depot Center in Carson, California, fighting Ramon Flores, who has a 3-16 career record.

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She wanted to fight me. Leave her. Leave her alone. Okay, so... This is not a so. This is a period. Classic Judy. Did you sleep with her? Yes, Your Honor. You married his cousin. His brother. That's not him.

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So he's knocking everybody out in the first round. Getting a lot of confidence. Yeah, and fighting quick, too. He fought in August. He fights in September. Now he's going to fight in November. But he's not really getting hit. That's the thing.

He's not really going distances. This is the MGM in Las Vegas now. So now we're talking a big time arena he fights terence jet who is a 4 and 15 career fighter uh he loses eight of his last nine fights of his career yeah and yeah jet and this is one of them uh this is a tko but it goes all the way to the sixth round that's not good this is round six of six 33 seconds so and he keeps coming up we'll find this when he gets like a weird journeyman who who can take it's strange he'll just who he can't really knock out they'll go the distance with him like it's it's very strange like it's it's

he doesn't he just tries to do he tries to do one thing and if that's not working he just hangs out like loafs the rest of the time it's really fucking weird was that on the undercard of a bigger fight that one i believe so but it wasn't anything spectacular it was one of these hbo fights or you know undercard of a you know middle middling fight uh four and oh he is now december 6 2008 so this is two weeks two and a half weeks later he's fighting again at the end august to december he's has five fucking professional fights yeah five already here i he fights scott fernie and this is he fought six rounds two weeks ago and now he's going to fight again which seems like you should let your brain settle a little bit there's no not wearing headgear this isn't an amateur thing anymore not just that maybe think about and take and watch some videos of the guy you're about to

fight and know how he throws punches no no we have a quote on that later on but he doesn't do that really he doesn't do that he has no strategy in an interview specific people in an interview later on they talk about your next fighter you're fighting and he's like yeah you know that guy's a great fighter and he beat a good fighter so that's cool and they're like yeah have you what did you think of his last fight he goes well i didn't watch it they're like well you're gonna watch it to prepare right and he goes no no not at all no i just i get in there and i make adjustments and the guy goes so you have other people do your scouting for you and he goes yeah like that'll end the conversation no i don't even pay attention they try to tell me shit and i don't care is what he said in this half a second pause of yeah he didn't say sure say they do watch for me yeah they, he did. The guy was like, well, then you have other people scouting for you, I guess.

And then he paused. Trying to give Adrian an out to not sound like an idiot. And Adrian goes, yeah. Gives it like a half second pause like, yeah, that's going to be a pain in the ass. If I say no, there's going to be a follow up. If I say yeah, that's over with. I don't have to answer any more questions. It's fucking hilarious.

He deals with the media like people deal with their wife. He tries to, like, make jokes. It's weird, man. He's a weird dude. Wow. He fights Scott Fernie on December 6th, who's a 3-12 career fighter. So another just up-and-coming contender. Delicious.

TKO in round one at 114. So he's padding his numbers here five and oh uh he fights in cincinnati his hometown december 27th so three weeks later so this is three fights christmas this is three fights in one month wow in a month in five days 35 days he's fought three times now uh he fights uh uh at home at the cintas Center in Cincy. Yeah, it's a uniform company. Yeah, I've seen the logo. He fights Eric Ricker.

This is Ricker's third fight of his career, of a 2-12 career. So two wins, 12 losses total in his career. The fight is stopped in the second round when Adrian shoves him out of the ring. What? This guy takes a dump out of the ring. He doesn't shit, but he dumps out of the ring. Adrian shoves him and he goes flying through the ropes. Okay.

And that's the end of the fight? That's the end of the fight. The ref DQs Adrian and gives Ricker the win. Ouch. But it's later ruled no contest by the governing body. Oh, Jesus. They go, well, we have a fighter who we are who's gonna who's kind of like he's a draw and this guy is a piece of shit so why are we gonna give this

guy a win no cunt never happened right not even a draw just no contest never happened so still five and oh yeah after that even though he should be five and one yeah uh january 24th 2009 he's at the staples center so this is like a month later he fights luis alfred de lugo who is a 14 27 and one fighter he's fought a while he's fought a while that's a veteran that's a guy who can give anybody kind of guys like that journeyman sometimes will give somebody trouble they just know how to stick in there uh he wins by unanimous decision it goes all six rounds so adrian takes it but it goes all six rounds and this is uh you know four fights in two months and two of them have been six rounders that's tough so he's he's getting he took some shots in that fight too uh march 14th

2009 just keep them coming again march 14 2009 the duke Energy Convention Center in Cincy, he fights Eric Ricker again. The revenge of Ricker. Yeah. This one goes all six rounds. So this Ricker guy is a piece of shit two-win career fighter, but yet he frustrates Brody, or Brody, Broner to the point where he dumps him out of the ring in one fight and then goes the distance with him in another. So I'm surprised. Adrian probably wants to break this guy's fucking legs.

He must be so angry at him. Push him out of the ring at least. At least, or a moving car or something. So now he's 7-0, Adrian is. April 4th now, less than a month later, 2009, he's fighting in Austin, Texas against Angel Rodriguez, who's a 5-8 career fighter. Again, these guys are all just prodigies.

This is tomato can central. This is fourth round TKO. Adrian wins by 23 seconds in. He's 8-0 now. May 8, 2009, this is at the Sundance Square in Fort Worth. He fights Fernando Quintero, who is 7-0-1 coming in. These are the guys I love, who is 7-0 and 1 coming in these are the guys i love okay 7-0 and 1 coming in so this is hot shit like he's a decent fighter too they he's uh adrian's 8-0 so this is like a 7-0 fighter yeah this is something okay it's stopped in the eighth for

a medical decision doctor stoppage in the eighth round adrian wins and quintero never fights again never ever again never again so seven one and one record and i couldn't really find much like information on this guy because he was just a guy who's you know did adrian pop his fucking eyeball out i don't know if he fucking gave him some sort of one one fight brain damage knocked a blood clot loose i don't know what the fuck happened. Detached a retina? Or if this guy just decided, like maybe he fought a bunch of easy fighters and then he fought this guy and realized, fuck, I'm going to get. I don't have it.

I don't have this and why get beat up for my whole life. Maybe Fernando Quintero is the smartest man in boxing, realized that this is a problem. Like this guy just fucked me up. I don't see right i don't remember my kid's first name this shit is wrong that's the thing about boxing is that when you lose one you right now know that you're at least not the best in the world yeah you know like i thought i was better than i am you know that and if you really get beat bad you gotta go fuck yeah

why did i do this shit what am i that shitty that's gotta be the only profession on earth where you lose and you gotta you gotta really reevaluate your choice in career path yeah imagine if every time a quarterback lost a game they did that like shit i don't know if i got it we just don't have it because you're allowed to be in football one week you're on one week you're off it's a a little boxing. You have to be perfect all the time or people beat you half to death. Or you're going to fucking drool when you smile if you're not perfect every time. It's a crazy goddamn sport. So Quintero quits.

You just left the dentist's office every day. Every damn time. All the time. Quintero figured it out. I like smiling with teeth. Yeah, this is great. I don't want to be fucking bubba from forrest gump i don't know he i don't want that right now or forrest gump for that matter i don't

want to catalog every shrimp dish ever and that's the only thing i have in my head that's smart to say that's that's what i was thinking was like the repetitive thing but then forrest gump's the same way so they were quite the couple those two i don't know why the repetitive thing popped in. But June 27, 2009. So next month, he fights. He's in the Staples Center this time. No way. Fighting William Kickett. What?

K-I-C-K-E-T-T. That's a cool name. Bill Kickett. He's coming off his second country album. He said, I'm going to give this boxing thing a try. Willie Kickett. Willie Kickett. How about that?

Willie Kickett. Willie going to kick How about that? Willie Kickit? Willie going to kick it. You bet he will. Yes, you can. That's Can I Kick It? But never mind. Sorry. I didn't try to call Quest Reference in on you.

That's the hillbilly version of Can I Kick It? Yeah. Willie Kickit. Willie Kickit, yeah. Can I Kick It? Well, Willie Kickit? I don't know. So that's fucked up.

That's two sides not communicating right with each other you're darn tooting well willie kick it has been tooting his way to a 15 and one record coming in okay it's not bad he will kick it he's gonna kick it so uh but in his whole career he ends up 18 and two so uh this is yeah this is the beginning of the end for him here once again one of those things where he said maybe not maybe not he lost this fight and then won two more, but then still, or won three more, but then gave it up. Still decided no.

This is a knockout in round six at 258, too, right before the end of the round. Now this is 10-0 for Adrian. There's something about a knockout that changes a boxer, too. When a boxer gets knocked out, they just never have the same swagger again. They really don't. It's just a weird thing tyson even went from having an air of invincibility

to the same menacingness but not the same i don't know what the word is in the back of his head going if i fuck up i can lose when you're when you got that donut next to a big number you know what i mean but i mean never be yeah there's just something about it just confidence is yeah it's a it's a and he still had the confidence but it was like like he still he could knew he could tear buster douglas fucking head off if he felt like and i feel like but it was like uh it just it was something weird when you declaw a cat i don't know what it's like i don't know what it is man debark a dog yeah yeah it just looks sadder there's something about it it knows it can still bite you. It just looks sadder. There's something about it. It knows it can still bite you, but it's just sadder.

Takes a little spirit from him. Exactly, man. So William Kickett here, like I said, KO, 10-0 for Adrian. August 22, 2009, Toyota Center in Houston versus Edgar Portillo, who's a 6'5 and 1 career fighter. So he still hasn't fought anybody decent. Not one linker yet, by the way. Nothing. All non-linkers. If you're new to crime and sports,

a non-linker is someone who does not have a Wikipedia page to link to off of their Wikipedia page. And I know Boxer Rec, that's where I find everybody else's fucking stats, so please stop tweeting me that after I give you anonymous... You gave him all the stats. Anonymous boxer stats,

and I say he's a non-linker, and they go, if you want to find out about him, you can go to Boxer. I know. That's how I gave you how many fights he had. If he didn't have a link, how the fuck else would I know that? Jesus. Thank you, though. I appreciate the tip.

The point is that his name is not highlighted on Wikipedia, so you can't get the information through Wikipedia. You have to take another avenue. The point is that he's not very well- known in the world because he doesn't have a wikipedia page and he's a professional boxer so that's all i'm saying and i don't either so i don't care but he doesn't either i'm not boxing i have the same amount of wikipedia pages as these exactly so uh exactly so this is a tko in round one at 137 so just a quick little little fun fight for him he's 11 and0 now. Next fight,

we'll run through the next three real quick. He fights a guy named Henry White Jr., who's 4-3 coming in, and he's knocked out by Adrian quickly, and then he quits. That's it. Last fight of his career, done deal. 4-4 career. We find a guy named Tommy

Atencio, who's a 7-7 career guy. I like this little eye tie. Yeah, well, no, I think he's a Dominican or something, actually. Tommy? But his name could be Tommaso. Tommy with a fucking vowel on the end? El Tumoroso. Just Italian.

A-T-E-N-C-I-O. I don't think he is, but he might be. 7-7, this is another knockout. And then he fights Robert Acevedo, who's a 13-19 career fighter, and he beats him by TKO. So 14-0 at this point. Now, this is interesting. As he's 14-0, right before that, he gets arrested for robbery in 2011. Why would he?

He's going so well. He's beating up a bunch of nobodies. He's ending careers. He's making people not, they're never going to remember their grandkids name when they're older. And he's fighting every couple of days. How does he even have time to rob anybody? This is a weird thing, too.

There's no real details available. This one got swept under the rug here like a lot of them did. It's an alleged purse snatching, though. The legend of it is that it was an older woman and blah blah blah but then it came out that that's not true and it's all cloudy but it's an it's an alleged purchase purse snatching is all we got out of it now we don't know if that's like a jr rider uh taking his purse taking his girlfriend's purse to get his keys out and it's still a robbery or whatever, but I don't know if he went to some random lady on the street

and snatched her purse and ran away. Ran down the road. That's a lot different than if you were wrestling with a spouse over a purse. Not much better, but different. So not a lot of details available there. But it doesn't matter because on May 14, 2010, he fights at the Paradise Theater in the Bronx in New York. So not a lot of paradise

in the bronx in new york i've i'll tell you that right now but uh fuck hey my family's from the bronx love the bronx but paradise i wouldn't call it yeah that's not exactly the first word that comes to mind uh there so he fights rafael laura uh this is uh this guy won the first 11 fights of his career and then he lost two more. He comes in 11-2. So he wins 11, loses two, and then comes in and loses this fight, TKO round one to Adrian, and never wins another fight. Ends his career 11-8. Oh, no.

So he won his first 11 and then lost his last eight and retired. Can you imagine? He must have felt good when he was 11-0. Think about that. When he went to hang hang out people were like you still boxing yeah he's like shit yeah and they're like damn right yeah i've been bro i'm pro now really no shit motherfucker what's your record 11 and oh holy dude he's fucking 11 and oh that's awesome and then uh at what point does the wind start to come out of the sails is it the first loss or is it like lost five i think maybe the first loss was like fuck man shit all right well you know what yeah i'm not mike tyson that's fine nobody's perfect it's cool man i'll get it back in 11 and 2 fuck man well that guy

was a tough fighter yeah and then he's fighting him and get tko'd in round one and then he had to go okay i that wasn't even close that was a bad try i couldn't go three minutes with that guy um i'll give it a couple more try and then five more times this guy takes a lot to get through his thick fucking skulls though jesus christ i think after five straight losses i think that's about enough right it's good right you put your hands out exactly like that everybody see that everybody see that that's we're hanging up the towel right you put that you got that on tape you recorded that yeah that's done you can tie these gloves together and hang them on i'm gonna hang them on a hook and i can leave we can just go home i can take this robe off because

it's pretty silly no more raw eggs right we're done fuck it let's go home i'm gonna get fat get a job at the factory let's do this shit what do i care five in a row you guys hey it's better than getting punched in the face whatever we're doing it ain't working. Anything you do five bad in a row is probably not great. Go ahead and take the heavy bag out of the garage. I'm done. I quit. Take it out of the garage. Take it down.

No, take it down. That's okay. We're going to take, you know, the whole structure. We'll build a seesaw set out of it. I'm not going to fucking do this anymore. We'll use the swivel for the pinatas at the birthdays. But outside of that, fuck it. Honey, guess what?

The basement's a rec room again. Enjoy. Remember how you like sewing? Do you remember that? I got a whole room for you. It's all yours. It's all yours. Put a foosball table down there for the kids.

It's going to stink for a little bit. You'll get it out. But it's yours. Febreze it a little. I love you. Love you. Have a good one. I'm going to go sit on the fucking couch and ice my face for two weeks.

Because it still hurts. Five losses, baby. It still hurts. Do you understand what five losses feels like? You know how many punches to my face that is? It's so many punches. All these fights were in the last six weeks. It's over.

I've been fighting for a year and a half, and I've already fought so many fights. I don't even remember them. I don't. I forgot my address the other day. Thank fuck for uber i just put that locate last place boom there i hope it's that one hope this isn't an airport yeah that would suck that would suck so uh yeah this guy is uh done anyway uh laura uh june 19 2010 he fights he's in cincinn again. This is for the vacant title

of the WBC Youth Intercontinental Super Featherweight title. Wow. That's a long one. Fuck, that's a lot. Youth Intercontinental Super Featherweight? That sounds like some sort of Japanese wrestling title. That's insane. Youth Intercontinental? That's a big belt. So you have to

be young and inside the States? That's very specific. It's not a world title. They're going to be young and inside the States. That's very specific. It's not a world title. They're going to abbreviate that on the belt. I would think so. The Y-I-S-F-E-T, which doesn't have any flow to it whatsoever. He fights Carlos Claudio. Still no linkers, by the way.

This is fucking his 16th fight. Still no linkers. This guy is 17 and 10 in his career total. This is stopped in the sixth round. Win for Adrian, 16 and 0. September 4th, 2010 at the Hamilton Fairgrounds in Cincinnati, where dreams come true. You bet they do. At the fair, right next to the fucking Tilt-A-Whirl. This went down here.

All the spectators with their cotton candy. When they weighed in, did they guess their weight? I think they did. They were standing there, and they had one man there. What are you, 145? The best thing is they were off on Adrian's and he won a free ashtray. So it was pretty fucking cool. He was happy.

He was walking around with a big teddy bear. Said Natty or Skyline Chili in the ashtray. Just a big teddy bear like, yeah, motherfucker, I want it. I'm more cut than I look. Muscle weighs more than fat so uh here he's fighting guillermo sanchez who's 11 one and one coming in so promising start to his career his career finishes at 15 20 and one though so it doesn't quite finish as well he goes he goes 4 and 19 from this fight on. This is a TKO in round two. Jesus, again, four and 19.

At some point. What do you do? Someone's got to grab him by the face and go, please, Guillermo, stop. You're killing yourself. Somebody. Don't do it again. Don't you have a mother, this fucking guy? Jesus, Guillermo, please.

Somebody who speaks Spanish right in his face. Why do you do this to yourself? Why? 17-0, though, for Adrian. November 6, 2010, at the Prudential Center in Newark. So this is a big arena here. He fights Elito Julio. This is a 40-20-1 fighter.

My Christ. His career. So this is a journeyman. This is a slugfest. and 1 fighter. His career. So this is a journeyman and he's won twice as many as he's lost. This is a guy you don't take lightly, but he's 40 years old right here. And this is the last fight of his career.

As he's TKO'd in round one. And he says, well, I've had enough. I feel like when the ref stopped the fight and waved it off, he looked around, looked to his corner left to right, then looked like motion for an imaginary watch on his wrists and go, yeah, that's about it. And fucking took a hike out of the ring like, yep, that's going to do like shook his leg and dropped his bowels out of it and just walked right out. Never mind. I got to be somewhere.

I'm going to get the fuck out of here. Just never came back. 40 years old. 40. I'm 37. I can't imagine. I. I just never came back. 40 years old. 40. I'm 37. I can't imagine going into a... Want to get punched in the face for a while right now? No.

Have a professional fighter pound on your skull? How's that sound? Jesus. It sounds sore is what it sounds like. So, yeah, TKO round one, 18-0 for Mr. Broner here. January 15, 2011, back in Cincinnati, and he fights in Cincinnati a lot, as much as he can. And he says later on, I always get stoppages when I fight in Cincinnati.

So I don't know if he's saying that he's getting a hometown break or if he's stronger in Cincinnati. He's lucky. Yeah, or luckier. He fights John Revish. By the way, he fights more white boxers than anybody I've ever fucking seen in my life. I didn't know this many white boxers existed in this day and age for this guy to dig out

of the woodwork and beat the shit out of. And yeah, I know you might be saying that's racist, but it's true. White boxers suck for the most part. Look at the fucking records. They're not as good. So if I see a guy fighting a bunch of white boxers i'm leery of when he starts fighting dominicans and shit like that because they're gonna fuck him up period i saw one kid he fought like from saint cloud minnesota and i'm like are you kidding me there's people who remember valero's

story yeah that guy will fuck a guy from saint cloud minnesota up he's hungry he fights for blood it's a different fucking hunger how he eats is through that fucking. It's a different fucking hunger. That's how he eats, is through that fucking sport. That's a different hunger, yeah. He did from St. Cloud. He didn't choose either this or a hockey scholarship. That wasn't his choices. This is a different thing. So not that all white kids have hockey scholarships, but the one from St. Cloud, Minnesota, probably did.

He probably did. 10-1-2 coming in, this revishes. He finishes his career, now mind you, 10-1-2 coming in. Final record, 10-12-2 coming in. This revishes. He finishes his career now, mind you, 10-1-2 coming in. Final record, 10-12-2. So 11 straight fights. 10 in a row. He loses 11 straight fights and then says, okay, that'll do.

I started out great, but this isn't working. St. Cloud sounds beautiful. This is nice. This is stopped in round one. This should have been the end right here. 19-0 for Adrian. March 5th, 2011, the Honda Center in Anaheim. Any time you're playing in an arena named after a major automobile company, you're doing better. He fights.

This is his first linker, by the way. Hey, drop the balloons. 19 wins. 20th fight is his first linker. Wow. So I think that was his plan. Yeah. I'm going to fight.

It was somebody's plan. It's like, no Wikipedia pages until fight 20. That was Coach Mike told him that shit. Let me give you some advice. Now, most of my fighters end up dead or in jail. You need to die. The problem is they fight these damn Wikipedia link fighters way too damn early. They get beat.

They retire. That's what happens. Now, we're going to hold you off. He fights a man named Daniel Ponce de Leon. Get the fuck out of here. Hand to God. Daniel Ponce de Leon is his fucking name. Is he related?

He's got to be, right? I think his last name is de Leon, and his parents thought it would be funny to name him Ponce. Fucking Daniel Ponce de Leon. Assholes. This guy is 41 and 2 coming in holy shit yeah Ponce will fucking beat you back to being young that's what he's gonna do he should have named him punch yeah uh he is a fucking wow punch DeLeon he is 41 and 2 he finishes his career 45 and 7 so this is the down slide of his career but still this is a guy who knows what the hell

he's doing here and this fight goes all 10 rounds so this is his first real war that he's in especially for a while in a while this is unanimous decision for adrian wow so he does control the fight most of the time with his speed and his you know quickness and the ability to get away from a guy who's fought 45 fucking times already hanging in yeah 20 and 0 for adrian j 18, 2011, this is where he fights the guy from Minnesota. This is in Guadalajara, Mexico, where a guy from Cincinnati and a white kid from Minnesota are fighting each other, which makes no goddamn sense. But this kid is Jason Litzao. He's 28-2 coming in, which is fucking phenomenal. He's a really good fighter, actually, when you look at who he's fought and shit, too.

30 wins, 3 three losses one draw career but he gets tko'd in the first round how about that in this one i feel like he he forgot that when you go to mexico that you can't have ice either right and so he was just very he's very dehydrated gone the rest of his career was fine and in this one he died but i've been shitting myself silly adrian came in and pounded the piss out of him. And that was that. You ever eaten in Mexico? Oh, yeah. I had all fucked up.

I went with friends to the beach and we just I brought clam chowder and cans because we were going to fucking camp. And I'm going to make it. Who brings clam chowder to the beach? I'm an idiot. That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard anyone bring to the beach. And I went into the ocean. I love clam chowder. And we were swimming and I found clams. And I'm like, I'm putting these in my clam chowder.

Terrible idea. And I shat for fucking three days straight. Whoa, what was wrong with the clams? It was in the bay of Mexico. In freshwater. No, in the ocean. In the ocean? That gulf, that long peninsula that goes down on the side.

It's that water that sticks up in there. Oh, God. Where Rocky, don't eat rocky point and i wouldn't eat anything from yeah i don't want anything from there well yeah it was a bad idea people eat blue crabs from maryland that can't be much worse three days of just constant shitting you probably did something else too well i drank a lot of their tecate too with that yeah hold on a second you just blame clams for having the shits when you drank tecate for three three days three days well that's how i was trying to get water back in me tecate tecate means flush

in mexican spanish you understand that that means flush you gotta fucking i did a mexican cleanse that's what i did that's what you did that's what's called three days of Tecate. Tecate and clams. Good God. Bay clams. Bay clams and Tecate. The Mexican cleanse. Flush.

I was so pale. Oh, I bet you were. Then we drove my truck. Sounds like a fucking nightmare. Yeah, my friends. What the hell's wrong with you? They had to drive me back home. I had zero energy.

I couldn't lift my arms up or press a gas pedal. Jesus Christ. That's fucking horrible. I was like, my arms up or press a gas pedal. Jesus Christ. That's fucking horrible. I was like, I need to get home to an American doctor. To an American doctor. You'd go to one in Mexico and they'd be like, he needs more clams. Yeah. Get this man clams.

Has anybody tried clams in Tecate? Have they tried? We have to get whatever's in him out. Have you tried Tecate? It'll cleanse you. Have you tried flush? I mean, Tecateate, as it's called. So November 26, 2011, Cincinnati again.

Adrian's fighting Vincente Martin Rodriguez, who is 39, 5, and 1 career. So now he's starting to have to actually fight. These are all linkers from here on out. These are great fighters. Now he's fighting real fighters. He wins by KO in round three, though. So he's fighting older fighters uh this is a he wins by ko in round three though so he's fighting older great fighters that's got it now he's an up-and-comer and he's fighting guys on the way out that are trying to get a decent payday fighting an up-and-comer and comer on

showtime or hbo at this point uh he wins the vacant wbo super featherweight title okay at this point that's a title that's something there's no youth or intercontinental or no no qualifiers on that one. Just super at featherweight. Straight across. Straight across. 22-0 he is now. February 15, 2012 in St. Louis.

He fights Eloy Perez, who is 23-0-2 coming in. So undefeated, and he's 22-0 coming in, Adrian. So this is a huge fight. Somebody's leaving with a one. Yep. This is the last fight of Eloy's career as he finishes 23-1-2 for his career. Is that right?

This is it. KO in round four and he said, looked at his watch and said, I got a place to be. That'll do. Yeah. One knockout. I think he said,

I'll fight till I get knocked out. He got knocked out and go, I don't want to do that again. That was fucking terrible. I'd rather eat clams than drink Tecate. Let's get out of here. Why not? In St. Louis.

Why the hell? So barbecue and Tecate. So actually be Budweiser in St. Louis. Let's be realistic here. July 21st, 2012. Back in Cincinnati again. He fights Vincente Escobedo, who's 26th and three career. He ends up 26 and six career. so this is the end of his career tko in round five adrian wins november 2012 adrian is featured on the cover of ring magazine that's

not a good thing no that's good ring magazine is the boxing magazine of record that sounds bad though it's no no if you're on that to bring attention to somebody well bad for him yes probably but in in in terms of if you're trying to be a successful boxer you're on the cover of ring that tells that everyone in the industry reads that that's that tells everybody that you've arrived and uh rapper source a wrestler i was gonna say it's yeah it's all that shit's rolling stone for for boxers basically. And this magazine, Inside, they rank him as the world's fifth best active boxer pound for pound. Active. Active. Number five in the world pound for pound.

And that's behind Mayweather, Pacquiao, guys like that in 2012. So, I mean, take your huge famous guys and he's in there in the top five. So that's impressive. And it really goes to his fucking head. Yeah. To this point, point okay he's always on you as the as the number five podcast and team in the world watch the fuck out yeah his head will not fit in the studio fucking team wise jimmy i'm sorry but uh who's name for better i didn't want to say it. Name for better, bitches. Fucking throw it down,

and we'll tell you if it's true or not. I can admit. We're pretty goddamn good as a fucking team. I think so. I don't know. If it was myself personally or you personally, neither of us would think that. But when we come together, we will mini-vulture on this bitch.

You put it. And we'll go fucking top five. Yeah, that's right. Let's go, fighter fighter and the kid and then we'll feel terrible about it work twice as hard because we feel awful that we think that so we need to stay there so uh yeah he's the best so this like i said this kind of goes to his head a bit before this he's cocky he's brash he gives crazy interviews and stuff like that but he doesn't start doing really wacky shit outside the ring insane social media shit and all that till right about now i didn't even put that oh yeah that's a possibility oh the everything stupid he does is on video fantastic everything stupid he does right tmz has it oh

technology is his fucking mortal enemy most of the the time he posts it on Instagram, though. He reposts himself doing crazy shit. He tells it himself. That's the thing. He ends up on Worldstar Hip Hop at one point. He fucking Worldstar. He's got a video on Worldstar. Well, multiple videos on Worldstar, but one is just on Worldstar because it's dirty.

But you'll see. It involves oral sex and not Roy Jones dirty but you'll see it's it involves this is great it involves oral sex and not roy jones jr we'll put it that way so stay tuned oh my god this is awesome this is a fucking out there episode man i'm telling you so uh november 20 or november 17th 2012 same month as the ring magazine article he fights uh on the cover he's at the boardwalk hall in atlantic city he fights antonio demarco who could be an italian guy could be a black guy you have no idea who the fuck knows you never know uh 33 six and one what'd you picture when i said that i don't know i went with a spanish guy to be honest with you until it could be a spanish guy

do you know antonio demarco could be anybody that could be fucking anybody guy. You never know. Antonio DeMarco could be anybody. That could be fucking anybody. That's crazy. I would love him to look exactly like Marciano, though. That would be amazing. Just because that's a fucking... Hey, it's Antonio DeMarco. He's a real old school Antonio DeMarco. Hey, how you doing?

He's got a nose over on the side of his face. He's got a little fucking sauce coming down his chin. I just had some men of God. Hold on a minute. I just got to finish my dinner, and he wipes it off with his gloves. He grabs with his glove a piece of fucking French bread that's it he just sops it up how you doing hold on a minute here wait wait a minute let me get a guy hey stop that for me hey ma ma he's got his mother in the corner as his trainer everyone else has the jacket she has an apron his name on so 33 six in one career uh the santonio

this is a tko in round eight this he wins adrian wins the wbc lightweight title now so this is a fuck that's a real title not too shabby look at you he's 25 and oh so as how old is he fuck jesus christ he's only 23 years old at this point yeah just turned 23 this year wow uh february 16th to our 2013 atlantic city again he's fighting gavin reese who is a british man just like he sounds i saw that name in rees i'm like he's definitely british that's it rees ge-e-s that's no e on the end 100 british absolutely british he's 37 one and one coming in my man uh which is fucking nasty and he ends up 38 four and one for his career so end of his career he catches everybody i don't know if he precipitates the slide if adrian precipitates it with a beating or if that he senses when someone's like is he

have cameras in all these people's houses and he starts to see who is the cardio is getting a little less he's looking a little more tired at night i saw him have ice cream the other day he's ready he's ready i'm taking him down fucking he's got spies he hears them whisper something to somebody i'm thinking about hanging up pretty soon yeah he's like tipping off trainers that man that's the man right there this is a tko in round five 26 and oh uh for uh for adrian and he starts encountering a bunch of problems at this point this is really when he starts when he's like clark reswald and he's he's flying down that fucking hill and he's not going to stop until he breaks through that wooden house thing and all sorts of shit and ends up across the road. March 18, 2013, he, Jesus Christ, he's arrested in Miami Beach. This is arrested over an altercation at a nightclub, obviously, called LIV.

I assume live without the Vs or live. Very, very clever with these fucking nightclub names. Basically, he allegedly bit someone on the forearm as they tried to pull him away from quote, an incident. So that's not wonderful. He's arrested and charged with battery. It's a security guard that he bit. A security guard who was trying to break

up a fight he was involved in, so he bites the guy's forearm. That's one thing. He's a great boxer, but if you grab him from behind and you're a 300 pound security guard, he is like 5'6", 140 from behind and you're a 300-pound security guard, he is like 5'6", 140 pounds. So you're basically going to pick him up like a child and carry him out. No matter how much he flails his little arms, if he's facing the other direction, that doesn't matter. You've seen these Vegas clubs or Miami nightclub security guards.

They're giant people. You can't believe that that is a human being and he exists outside of a football field or any other man-on-man sport i guarantee you this is what happened he's fighting this giant person comes up grabs him from behind around the arms and chest feet come off the ground and that's when he runs down bites his fucking forearm that's holding him around him like a child who's uh who somehow got into your meth supply that's what he'd be like uh so this is at 3 a.m chuchu tribe in in ventura yeah either way so fucking this is at 3 a.m too which uh yeah don't care your fault you're there at 3 a.m if you're not working it's your fault i don't give

a shit what anybody says male-on-male violence at 3 a.m is voluntary you shouldn't be there idiots so you both gave consent you both when you walked into that nightclub you said i'd like to get punched in the head tonight maybe bit on the forearm for no good reason this sounds great yeah or end up in jail either one i'm either gonna do some punching or biting tonight yeah one way or another i'm going to jail you played the game and you got tackled in bounds motherfucker you know what do you want like that's how it is i don't know what to tell you it's it's like omar it. You played the game and you got tackled in bounds, motherfucker. You know, what do you want? That's how it is. I don't know what to tell you.

It's like Omar. It's the game, baby. I mean, you get caught, you get caught. God damn it. Don't be bitching, man. Never mind. So this is at 3 a.m. He's with a guy named Michael Owensby, who's 24, who was also involved in this fight with

security and everything. He bites the guard. He tweets his mugshot and booking information. This is when he starts getting crazy. This is what I mean. He's like, well, if they're going to arrest me, I'll just tweet that shit out. Hey, y'all, look at this.

Yeah, he later deleted it, obviously, when he came to, and his manager or somebody said, hey, stupid shit. His publicist called him? Yeah, come on, dummy. Or HBO Boxing or his promoter or numbers of scores of people that have money invested

in him. So they dumb shit bad enough to get arrested. Don't advertise it to maybe a few people didn't hear about it. Stupid. Now, whoever follows you knows now they all know. He says Adrian obviously is appalled by the fact that they're charging with anything. He says, quote, it was just a misunderstanding. They thought it was just this big fight, but it wasn't.

And I didn't throw a punch. It's okay. I'm okay. No, you threw a nibble. No, you threw a bite. They didn't accuse you of a punch, and no one asked if you were okay. We assumed you were okay because you're the assaulter, not the assaultee. You threw your bicuspid, you motherfucker.

That's what you threw. Yeah, I'm going to throw an incisor on this bitch. So he's charged with battery and released on $ bail so fucking idiot and he's very brash about the whole thing like i said tweets everything out next day contrition sets in yeah next day he this is when he still would like try to be a normal human being when the headache starts this will deteriorate over the next fucking over the next uh five years or so he tweets quote i wanted to say sorry to all my fans in this world for my behavior these last couple days i know it's people that look up i know it's i know it's people that look up to me

i apologize in capital letters i apologize i know it's people that look up to me i know it's people that look up to me what else is it fans i think that's sorry sorry to all my fans in this world i know it's people that look up to me i feel like he typed it wrong but we're going to give him that well he's being apologetic that's the way the midwest talks though because uh because kevin hart talks like that that's right yeah there's a that's that's black midwestern uh vernacular right yeah that's what that is you're right so uh yeah east coast it's a different it's bizarre yeah yeah it's it's a weird way of talking because you got to put well it's just a different yeah it's regional you should hear how fucking some of these guineas talk in new york jesus

christ you'd be fine you'd be like what is wrong with you do you want do you want to be made fun of is that what you want are you asking for it now you really want people to side eye you when they're trying to understand what you're saying yeah why is there extra step there's a pause every time you say something because i have to fucking mentally process it you go to the grocery store and you go where's the gabagold they go what the fuck are you talking about i don't know what that is because that doesn't exist because that's a word you made up in your house that we all did but we when you go out in public you can't act like that. That's what we're saying,

you fucking guinea bastards. It has nothing to do with anything. It's a house full of people that's hungry. That's what it is. It's a house full of people. They all, never mind. I'm going to go off for fucking 20 minutes about this shit.

I swear to God, it drives me nuts. It drives me nuts because I was just bitching about Columbus Day because obviously Columbus Day is a fucking, it's stupid. It's a farce as we're celebrating Columbus. But at the same time, that's our holiday.

It has nothing to do with Columbus. Don't give two fucks about Columbus. It's an Italian that did this shit. That's when we get a fucking parade in New York. That's it. That's what it is. The Irish get a fucking parade. The fucking Puerto Ricans get a fucking parade.

Everybody gets a goddamn parade. That's our parade, goddammit. And they want to take away Columbus Day and the Italians fight against it like they care about Columbus. You'll have Italian guys going Christopher like defending him like they give a shit. You just want to eat sausage and peppers on the street from a fucking

somebody's steam tray. That's what you want. So admit that shit and we'll have a fucking party and a parade on the day of Columbus Day. I don't care but it's just but we need to have that because this is what they'll do. They'll stop having Columbus Day, and then we'll never get another fucking parade. That's going to be the problem. That's what'll happen.

They'll be like, well, tough shit. I don't know. The other thing is like- The Vietnamese need a parade now. They're like, hey, no, fuck that. No. There's a lot of us. Give me a goddamn break.

The other part is I realize what he did. I realize that it was horrible. Oh, yeah. But we wouldn't be here without that motherfucker. Well, somebody would have floated over here eventually. It's a pretty big continent. Somebody would have hit it. But we'd still be fucking way later.

You know what I mean? A little bit, yeah. History would be different. We'll say that. I don't know for better or whatever, but it is what it is. We would still be here. True. But we got here when we did because of it.

That's right. So shut the fuck up. So open the bread and put the sausage and peppers in there and let us fucking walk around and feel good about ourselves for a goddamn fucking day. Jesus Christ. What do you think, St. Patrick is really? That's not even fucking, that whole thing is made up.

What are you talking about? If it weren't Christopher Columbus, we'd be fucking running down some other dickhead that landed there. That's right. That's all it is. Same shit. So later on this Monday, okay this is like that was over the weekend then later on that day uh hbo who had been always hbo been the one like marketing him and he's been on hbo and

they've been marketing him as you know undefeated fighter and all this type of type of shit they announced that they severed ties with Oscar De La Hoya's company, Golden Boy Promotions, who he had been a part of. Oh, no. So now he's going to move to Showtime instead of HBO. And Adrian's upset about it. He said that he'll probably be at Showtime eventually, but he'll still refer to himself as, quote, Mr. HBO.

That's not good. He said, I heard about it, but Adrian Broner is still Mr. HBO. I'm still Mr. HBO. Mark my words. I am Mr. HBO, and I will always be Mr. HBO. We get it. Wow. Although, why don't you just go Mr. Showtime, because it sounds better.

That's what I mean. Showtime is fucking cool. It's rad. That's the 80s Lakers. That's Magic Johnson and shit running down the floor. That's cool shit. Showtime? That sounds cool. What are you, fucking Arliss yeah are you robert wool what are you doing

are you gonna rub show a lecture course and pretend it's a comedy show is that what we're getting at here i think we cover history better than that in a more comedic way than some professor who's cracking a fucking joke about george. That's awful. Hackey mother. Anyway, never mind. So I don't know. It's Robert Wall's fine. It's whatever. So in an interview with Ring TV, he says that now this is fucking ridiculous.

He gets. OK, he Jesus Christ. He says that the charges against him when he got arrested a few days ago were fake charges. He says they're charges that were that were instigated by his next opponent. He said his next opponent somehow had him arrested. OK, let's get to it. He says, quote, he this is a guy named Paulie Maglian on Maglian. He's fighting.

OK. And he says, quote, he's so scared to fight me that he sent some police to arrest me for nothing. That's what happened. Pauly's so scared to fight me that he sent somebody to arrest me and put some fake charges on me, but it's all right. I'm out and I'm counting some money as we speak. That's his interview. Now, this other guy, first of all, is like- Pauly? Yeah, Pauly's like, well, first of all, let's be honest here. He's like, I don't know what the fuck this guy's talking about, first of all, because

he's also from New York. This guy's from Brooklyn, Pauly. This is Pauly from Brooklyn. He says they're going to fight in Brooklyn, and it's a big fight. And he's like, hey, listen to me, first of all, all right? I didn't have nobody arrested, right? First of all, I get people out of charges. I don't get them into them.

That's what I do. What the fuck are we talking about here? Getting people arrested. That's not what- If I got a problem with somebody, I take care of it one-on-one. I don't get them into them that's what i do what the fuck are we talking about here and getting people arrested that's not if i got a problem with somebody i take care of a one-on-one i don't need the fucking cops so paulie's like hey whoa oh whoa hey hey oh oh oh hey oh hey i'm not the guy oh oh and he's moving his hand he's got a lot of hand movement hey look wait oh whoa now also leading up to this fight uh well we'll get to that in a second uh paulie has a has a uh quote about this paulie says quote this is talking about they asked him about uh adrian getting arrested and publicizing it himself on social media and paulie says quote he's 23 years old and he thinks that's

being uh that he thinks that being the bad guy is a cool thing to do he said i hit a cop i didn't have no faked battery charge you can check my arrest record. I got arrested for hitting an officer, but I don't go around and broadcast it while he's going around broadcasting it. So Pauly is just as dumb as him. Idiots. This is what I mean. Idiots all around. Then before.

Did he bring his record with him? Like, you don't see me showing everybody. You don't see me showing everybody. Hold on. I'll tweet it out to you later. I'll tweet it out. Just look at my account later. What's your rap?

I'll add it at you because these. I'll tweet it out. Just look at my account later because I'm going to tweet it out. I'll add it at you because these fucking idiots publicizing their records is ridiculous. Tweeting it out. I'll tweet it at you. What's your handle? So, yeah. I hit a cop. He gets out of that.

I'm a fucking idiot acting like the bad guy's cool. I mean, I hit a cop. I thought that was pretty cool. Also, leading up to this fight, apparently Adrian claims to have stolen one of Pauly's girlfriends, apparently. So Pauly, in an interview, said, what are you bragging about taking one of my side pieces for? So they're going back and forth about that. So there's very women, if you're interested in a boxer, very respectful toward women. That's how they're going to treat you.

Why are you bragging about taking my Thursday squish? Hey, so what? She makes my fucking ziti on of them. That's how they're going to treat you. Why are you bragging about taking my Thursday squish? Hey, so what? She makes my fucking ziti on Wednesday nights. That's all. That's the only fucking connection I got to her. That's it. That's it. Once in a while, she'll make me some prosciutto mozzarella and a sandwich on a Saturday afternoon, but no other fucking connection to it.

That's the only connection we have to people. He's like, how'd she taste when you kissed her? Oh! Probably. That's the only connection we have to people. He's like, how'd she taste when you kissed her? Probably. Did it look like her teeth were melting? Do you smell my sausage and peppers or what? Let me ask you a question. Oh, so June 22nd, this fight actually occurs. 2013.

Very recent here. Barkley Center in Brooklyn. This is a move up and wait fight for for uh adrian so these are big deals when you move up and wait that's a that's a big deal your punching power diminishes because these people are that weight all the time and they can take a little more uh this is against paulie uh broner says the weight's not an issue he says quote the weight is not an issue so there you go uh he's he's exactly said that he said that he's bringing pillows i've got bricks it will be a knockout and that's what that is why i'm the main attraction but his career is going to be commentating this is the end of his boxing career is what he says uh it's not the end of his boxing career but uh

adrian does win uh it's a split decision goes Goes all 12 rounds. So close as fuck. His pillows are pretty tough. Yeah, it's not a knockout. It's a pretty goddamn even fight. He wins the WBA welterweight title here, though. 27 and 0. Not too fucking shabby. Now, a few days.

Jesus Christ. The next fight's December 14, 2013. And he's talking a lot of shit before the fight. He's holding court in a Denny's across from the River Center Hotel in San Antonio. Where all the best fighters fucking talk about their match. Everyone talks about their match at Denny's usually. That's where the biggest press conferences have been held. I remember Muhammad Ali renouncing his retirement. He said, hold on a second, can I get a moon over my hammy?

I'd like to tell everybody right now it was a flash with the love yeah yeah well he ate a fucking grand slam well he smeared one of those circular butters around his pancake let me tell y'all something i think i've had enough of this boxing thing yeah i think i'm gonna move on to pancakes so he says adrian says quote there's always got to be a bad guy right people boo but they don't know the real me they never gonna know the real me who i really am, quote, there's always got to be a bad guy, right? People boo, but they don't know the real me. They never going to know the real me, who I really am. They boo because there's a lot of people who just can't stand to see a brother from the hood have a good time.

It doesn't bother me because I love my haters, each and every one of them. Now, I love to see a brother from the hood have a good time. That's my favorite. That's my favorite thing in the fucking world. I love that shit. It makes me happy. That's my favorite. That's my favorite thing in the fucking world.

I love that shit. It makes me happy. I don't like to see a dude fuck up his chance and be a complete asshole and have everybody think he's a fucking asshole when he could have done a lot more. That shit bothers me. I'm so glad to find out he loves us. No, he loves us. He loves each and every one of us, baby. It's all right.

And he loves him and Roy Jones Jr. He's still my baby right there. Still pining away to kiss him. Pining, pining. So the fight takes place against Marcos Maidana. This is December 14, 2013 at the Alamo Dome, which is a pretty big goddamn venue. Maidana's 35 and 3 career, and he's a bad motherfucker. This fight, Maidana batters him.

I mean, he knocks him down several times. This is a fight. There's a meme from this fight uh uh maydana batters him i mean he bat knocks him down several times this is a fight there's a meme from this fight really because he gets hit he gets hit and he's like hanging on the second rope yeah with like his head like head and arms on the outside of the ring like hanging on the second rope adrian does and so there's a meme of ray mysterio jr about to do a 619 on him right there which is pretty fucking funny i gotta say it's a pretty goddamn good meme and a lot of meme then when he falls down to the next rope he's like there's a picture of him from the back and he's got it's like he's laying down on the bottom rope and you see a mirror popping out of his glove and it's like a guy checking his hair and he's like is my hair okay is my hair combed though or some shit like that which is pretty fucking funny too uh but yeah

he made on a batters him and uh adrian loses a unanimous decision that'll do it so it goes all 12 rounds so he lasts the 12 rounds getting the shit pummeled out of him and uh and made on it just out he's a tough son of a bitch he came right at him and uh there was just no juking and jiving away from this shit uh so loses here he's 27 and one now adrian is so bad which is still pretty great and he's still an up-and-coming fighter and he didn't lose to a nobody he lost to a good fighter a guy he talked a lot of shit about but still i mean muhammad ali lost fights too granted it was the end but yeah well fuck no he lost i mean it's it happens man it's it's a thing. Guys, you fight great fighters, and you get beat sometimes.

Like we said, quarterbacks can have six, seven bad games a year, three or four at least before they get— And keep their job. And keep their job, and everybody goes, yeah, that's fine. He'll bounce back next week, whereas boxers, they go, oh, that's the end. A lot of times they retire, like we said. Well, the good news for football players, they've got 13 other guys. Not 13.

It's 10 others. At once, yeah. 13. Where'd you get that? I don't know. Where'd you pull 14 guys out of your ass? I don't know. I think I thought 10 men on the field, and I was like, that's too few.

It's seven on seven, Paul. I don't know what I was doing. Anyway. You're running seven on seven. You've got other guys on the field, is the point. That you can rely on and you can blame also. That's the thing. This is just you. Yeah.

You got other people in your corner you can blame for not training you right. If a quarterback has a bad game, there's pressure on him. The line didn't block. The running game wasn't working. It's blah, blah, blah. But yeah, this is. Some asshole had a cast and couldn't control the man. This is you getting punched in the face repeatedly for an hour, which is a lot.

You can blame your trainers or your theory and your strategy. You can strategy you can fire your crew you can restart your whole deal blame anybody for anything and he ends up doing that at one point too uh just reboot all these guys do that they just switch camps reboot like that's the answer like no you're still a disaster it doesn't fucking matter who's training you you're a mess i need a different guy with a butterfly collar and half of his chest hair hanging yeah that Yeah, that's what I need. With a windbreaker that says coach. I need that. So May 3rd, 2014.

He doesn't fire his dad from combing his hair, I don't think. At the MGM here, so still a big deal. This is his get back into it fight. He fights Carlos Molina, who is 17-1-1 coming in. That's a good fight. Yeah, he ends up 17-2-2 before he hangs him up, so that's it for him. So he loses this fight. Adrian wins a unanimous decision in all 10 rounds this goes to.

So when he moves up to welterweight, it's all decisions for him. He can't knock these guys out anymore. He's gone from being 130-pounder to 147. That's a big difference. That's when the weight is an issue it's an issue yeah you're punching power at that that's why you don't see flight mayweather knocking a lot of people out late in his career because he's 130 pound fucking fighter and he's gone up in weight so much and so it's it's hard a lot of the guys like 150 147 they'd go up to like 154 and that would be like they that would be pushing it that would be good They'd put a couple extra pounds on. A lot of times they were

taking weight off to be 147 because that's where the good fights were. And then all of them decided at once in the late 90s like Delahoya and Vargas and Mosley, all those guys were like, we're all going to just 154. Fuck it. Let's all eat a sandwich. This is ridiculous. You guys tired of running? I'm tired of running. I'm tired of running. We're all

going to fight each other seven more pounds. Be a little more winded. That's all. That's it. So all 10 rounds. He's 28 and 1 now. Now, after the fight, they talk to him. This is well after the fight.

He's got a suit on and sunglasses. No, no. It's that night. He's all patched up. And this is an opener. And an hour and a half have gone by he's showered yeah he comes back and they said how do you feel and he says quote i felt great i went in untouched and came out untouched i partied with my family and kissed my babies and

now it's on to the next one so he and he looked if i had sunglasses on but he didn't have lumps all over him or anything so looks like he dominated that fight with points basically now uh september 6th 2014 he's fighting a guy named Emanuel Taylor. This is when they ask him about Emanuel Taylor, and he goes, yeah, I haven't seen his last fight. And they're like, you haven't, but you're going to watch his last fight. And he's like, no, no, not at all. He goes, I just get in there. He goes, I just make adjustments when I get in there.

They're like, you have other people scout for you, right? Yeah, that's how it is. That's how it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. Yeah, that's the ticket. Emanuel Taylor's a great fighter. Other people. Emanuel Taylor.

No, you're thinking of the trainer. No, you're thinking of Lennox Lewis's trainer. Oh. Yeah, you're thinking of Emanuel Stewart. Is that what it is? He's a trainer. I don't know what it is. I know that I've got a name in my head right now going, I recognize that.

Black dude with like a, yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. No, this is a is a mediocre this is a terrible fight uh 20 and five career not my guy not if you've never heard of this guy probably unless you really really paid attention to the felt of the super featherweight division of boxing or welterweight even in 2014 he's a 20 and 5 career fighter uh ad Adrian wins a unanimous decision in 12 rounds. So he's fucking 29 and 1. 12 because these are title fights now. So there are 12 rounds.

So that's a lot of dancing and a lot of punching. March 7th 2015. So at least there's some time in between. He fights Junior. That's always dangerous. Fights John Molina Jr. who is a 30 and 7 career fighter not too shabby this is at the mgm in vegas uh this fight goes all 12 rounds again yeah so every

one of his fights is all 12 all 12 all 12 uh but he wins unanimous decision at least he's 30 and 1 that's a record that sounds good even one, people get lucky sometimes. You betcha. 30 and one sounds nice. Now, April of 2015, he tweets, and this should be the story of his life right here. He should have this on all of his t-shirts and hats. Quote, nobody could change me, except me for me, or don't be around me. Because he's an asshole. It's all me all the time. It's going to be me.

I'm going to be a dick. I'm going to be a menace to society. And if that's not cool, then I guess take a hike. Because school ain't going to work for me, as he put it. April of 2015. This is like three days after he tweeted that, by the way. If you're going to tweet that, don't get arrested immediately. Because that's what you're saying that you need people to accept.

Three days later. And be around. It's like for whatever it is. you need people to accept. Three days later. And be around. It's like Ford, whatever it is. He's arrested. This is for DUI, which is fucking funny. And it's a goddamn hilarious arrest, too. It's on video. He won't shut the fuck up the whole time.

He's talking the whole time. It's in Ohio. They're telling him that he's under the influence, clearly. And he obviously is. He makes it a point to telling him that he's under the influence clearly and he obviously is he makes it a point to slur that he's not drunk i'm not drunk i'm not drunk he's fucked up going i'm not drunk uh keeps talking shit doing all sorts of shit not making much sense finally they cuff him and he's told that uh they cuff him and they're like yeah we'll talk about your roadside sobriety test and uh the they told him that he failed.

They told him, yeah, you didn't do very well on your roadside sobriety test. So he says, quote, I did do well, which is you can't. I fucking disagree, sir. Sobriety test is much like an SAT or something like that. There's really no debating the outcome of it. If you say they didn't do well, you didn't do well and you didn't do well. There's whether you did or not doesn't really matter at that point. Uh, then he laughed and after a minute when the cop was like shrugging at him, like, uh, I don't know. He started laughing

and said, that's cool. I love you. And that was, he was in the happy loving phase of being drunk and happy. Uh, yeah. Then he, then he also says, it's cool. I don't mind. He said, I love you. It's cool. Cause I'm blessed. He said, I love you. It's cool because I'm blessed. He said, I'm a multimillionaire boxer. I've made $100 million, which he hasn't. He has not. No, but he says he does. So the officer says, where do you box?

And he responds, the world. Everywhere. That's his response. The world. Everywhere. He's seen the rings. Yeah. I'll fight him. There are squares everywhere. Anywhere could be. Yeah. I'll fight him.

There are squares everywhere. Anywhere. Nightclubs. Have you seen a bouncer? I'll buy this for him. On the streets. I'll fight him there. It's okay.

He says, he says the world. It's beautiful. This feels so good. He says to the cop, It's beautiful. So good. He says to the cop, quote, y'all don't know who you arrested. If you all did, I'd be on the news right now, which he says, like, he wants to be like, call. Why haven't you called the media? This would be fun for me to retweet later.

Like, what the fuck is he doing? He says during the arrest. And then later on, he says he's pleading not guilty to the DUI. Meanwhile, he's just insanely ridiculous and hilarious if you're on video if you're so drunk you're funny during your dui arrest you can't fight it at that point just stay sullen and shut the fuck up then you can go i wasn't drunk when we were like hey it's i love you i fight in the world you You're drunk. My mom's secretary was on cops because she passed out in a fucking intersection. Why'd she sign the release?

She's a dipshit. That's why. Jesus. I'm going to be on the TV. James, she got drunk, passed out behind the wheel in an intersection. She's dumb as fuck. I have a friend that did that too. She probably signed it when they woke her up.

Probably. You're good with that? It's fine sure it's beautiful i look good tonight i remember when i went out my hair looked very nice now there's like chunks of campbell soup and shit in it from her puking i remember going because i used to work at my mom's dealership when she works at a car deal i used to go in there and file for in the summertime to make extra money or whatever. Yeah. And I remember when I went in because my mom had just told us about it like a couple of years before.

And when I went into file, I saw Lisa sitting there and I was just like, I couldn't make eye contact because I'd seen the episode and I felt like an asshole. Just I've seen how dumb you are publicly. It's almost like seeing somebody that, you know, in pornography. And then you run into him later and just like, I've seen your vagina. What's worse, being cops or porn? What's more embarrassing? I know both.

What's more embarrassing? I'm going with cops. Well, porn's your career. You've chosen that. That's a different thing. It's not embarrassing in terms of you didn't have a choice in it. You've chosen, so you're probably not embarrassed by other people. What would other people look down more upon, I should say?

It has nothing to do with you. Probably people would look more probably the cops it depends on where you are and who you're talking to like if they're religious or not your mom would probably be cool with the dui over the porn i would say like your grandma would probably be like well your grandpa used to drink a lot but you know he didn't come on nobody's face when he was done like i think that or he didn't take two loads from two yeah you know that he didn't say your turn through a jizz mask yeah which is probably good you remember that one no i don't know i don't remember that one at all you know who i'm talking about i don't know she's a comedian oh i do know what you're talking about so yeah i know exactly who you're talking about i do remember

that one now you know what maybe porn is more embarrassing because i've known so many people with duis and we're not still talking about that so you know what i switched what i said porn's worse here's the other one's more embarrassing how i know that porn is more embarrassing because i said lisa i named the girl who was on cops and i refused to name we wouldn't name the girl that was in the porn no way it was clearly i feel like uh i that had to be was that volunteer had to be i know i'm sure it was but wow i don't know someone talked her into that we'll just say that i don't think that was her idea what was going on there when the second dick came into the room you could see her change her mind oh yeah that was yeah that was fantastic though good for her yeah good for her she's got a second career and uh

i see i was thinking about more from the guy point of view too of being embarrassed of being like you're i don't know your mom wouldn't want you to do your like my grandma Jimmy she would not be happy with that but why you do the gang bang Jimmy I don't understand why you participate there was already one you didn't need to be there

that's nice you know bring your friend why why she why you have to come he get his own girl why he got to come with you there was so much skin to the sea in that video. Oh, my, yo. She's my shiny. So he ends up having his... Well, anyway, he says he's going to plead not guilty.

He says also that he ends up having his driver's license suspended for six months after that. So that's all he gets out of this whole thing. Not a huge deal for him. Six months is quite a... He likes to drive around, too, this guy, as we'll find out. Well, you know what? He does learn about Uber later, and there's an issue. So we'll find out about that, too.

He's a problem there, too. Oh, he's a problem. You can't give this guy a fucking ride without an issue occurring. So June 20, 2015, MGM Grand, he he fights sean porter who's a 29 2 and 1 fighter so good solid fighter but he's a guy that uh broner's supposed to be able to handle this is a guy who's got a solid enough record to where it looks good that broner beat him but he should be able to beat him uh basically it's a strategic fight it's just yeah it's lined up by a promoter who's trying to get a guy up for more money fights.

And what ends up happening is it goes all 12 and Adrian loses a unanimous decision. Oh, no. Which was not supposed to happen. No. This was one of those fights where everyone was like, he just looked lazy. He just looked like he was going to run around and punch and try and out quick him. And if that didn't work out, he just kind of fucking loaf around the ring and hang out. And it just wasn't a sharp, didn't look aggressive or sharp that's not good and in boxing a lot of times

when the judges are being legitimate and not you know not leaning one way or the other to begin with the more aggressive fighter they tend to see that as something if it goes the entire distance you better at least want it that's what i mean like that guy was he was aggressive and that gives you even that extra if you're scoring a fight and it ends up being a one-point round, if it was a toss-up, maybe the guy who's more aggressive wins it. Fuck it. So July of 2015, he's sentenced finally to six months probation for the DUI.

So he has his license suspended, and he gets six months probation as well. So he's on probation, which is an issue, obviously, for a guy who has intermittent problems with the law yeah let's say october 3rd 2015 he is in cincinnati uh he's fighting khabib ala karvirvadev a-l-l-a-k-h-v-e-r-D-I-E-V. E-boy. Khabib is his first name. I got nothing. Holy shit. He's got the shawarma man in his corner. Yeah. He says, I make for you.

You kill black men. And then he sends him in there. And he goes, that's not racist. He's black. I want him to kill him. Why not? I don't understand. She says she have no money.

She no give to us. I don't understand any of you people. I go back home. That name on his shoulders goes from breast under the armpit over the back shoulders around to the other breast. As a Petrogallo, I feel bad for him. He is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. He's got me beat by a letter, this cocksucker. Yeah, so I get it.

He could never have his guy in Madden. It could never have his his his guy in madden it could never happen he had to take out an l and probably the fucking maybe the i or the e at the end he had to take a couple letters out and that goes from each side of the everlast fucking logo all the way around his waist that robe was expensive yeah all that stitching so this is a tko in round 12 he beats khabib here uh bringing him to 31-2 in his career. So this is what he does. Arrest, fight, arrest, fight.

This is his pattern later on. Back and forth. Back and forth. January of 2016, he is accused of assaulting a man and robbing him of $12,000 at gunpoint and beating him senseless as well. Why? Beating him unconsciouseless as well why beating him unconscious well why because these two men uh adrian and this guy were apparently involved in a series of high stakes bowling games oh god at a bowling alley oh no they somehow adrian lost twelve thousand dollars

in bets in bowling to this man uh over the course of night. And then when the man left with the money, Adrian decided, I'll go get that back. Which is, that's the shittiest thing. Everything he's done so far, that's the shittiest thing. I've read books, even John Gotti used to have huge gambling losses. And this is John fucking Gotti. And he would just,

you shrug and take it. You don't fucking go get the money back, even if you can. That's not how you work. That's the ultimate fucking dishonor of code here. That's worse than OJ, I think. That could be worse than chopping your wife's head off. No, no, no, I mean. I'm kidding.

Obviously, I know what you're talking about. Your thing like, no, no, no, that's not what I'm talking about. No, no, no, no, no. Not that crime. Not that crime at all. What OJ did, I don't even think is a fucking crime. Honestly. He wanted his own shit back.

And he said, motherfucker, I'll come over there and fuck you up. Yeah, you shouldn't have taken a shit then. It's not like they played poker and then they took his fucking Heisman. We're talking about Las Vegas. You know the horrible things that go on there? That's the last thing they should give a shit about. If he wasn't OJ, they'd be like, it's your shit. Give him back his shit. He should have pulled the gun on you asshole give him a

shit back that's what they would have said good christ bodies in the desert we're defending oj now what is wrong with us anyway so moving on from defending oj uh apparently he fought this guy uh broner left first and waited outside for him and when this guy came out he ambushed him uh he attacks him holds a gun on him and then says fuck that and punches him in the face and neck which is pretty impressive or is a pretty he's a good he can punch you a bare-fisted normal guy he's gonna knock you the fuck out and that's what he does knocks this guy out cold he's let down on his back so he then uh adrian then goes in and takes money out of his pockets so then he robs a an unconscious man after he pointed a gun at him

and punched him uh this guy was transported to the hospital where he had to take a bunch of stitches on his chin from being socked in the fucking chin by a professional boxer with 31 career wins which is crazy neck like that yeah from a guy like that that could fucking give you a all sorts of problems all sorts of issues jugular and just like explode it he was just throwing punches at the head region of the body and this guy jesus christ so i mean he's out of control like you're one minute you're saying how much money you have and you're a millionaire and you don't give a shit and then you've got to take your 12 000 that you lost at bowling yeah he should have posted that on instagram i just lost 12 000 bowling ha ha ha people would have laughed at that shit and retweeted

and go what an idiot he would have been popular on social media instead he's an asshole uh march of 2016 this is a bunch of stupid shit here i'll just say this is not all for march of 2016 but we're gonna lump it all together because it's pretty goddamn funny uh there's video of him throwing money into the air at a walmart uh that he posts walmart rich he gets his change back at walmart and just throws it up in the air for some reason 36 dollars yeah what's up with that well then there's a video of him in a bathroom. And he says, in Popeye's taking a shit, is what he says. And then he gets up from the bowl and there's a big pile of $20 bills in the bowl. Oh, Christ. All the bills that weren't hundreds he had to just throw in the toilet.

And he says, quote, I'm even shitting out money. And then he flushes it down the toilet. We know you didn't do that, sir. He he flushes but you did flush a bunch of money he did flush like you know a couple grand down the toilet which is the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard in my go down the street walk down the street pick a random door knock on it hand it to somebody they'll be so happy throw it inside the door and run and run that it. Or go to a store and throw it and run. Do don't do that. Go out to Popeye's.

Jesus Christ. By the way, he does have an incident like that at a fast food restaurant besides Popeye's at a Wendy's later on that we'll talk about, too. That is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. So exhausting with this showboating. Oh, dude, that's what I mean. He makes he's like he thought he took what Muhammad Ali did. And he's's like if i just if everyone just pays attention to me then i'll be popular rather than strategically doing it in a brilliant way of marketing where you make money like ali or even

mayweather does stupid shit strategically besides the arrests right the other shit is done for purpose this guy is just out doing dumb shit and then he posts it like look this is my marketing strategy no you're just an idiot you're trying to roll with it so later on there's videos uh world star hip-hop he's always on fucking world star first of all one of them is a as this is fucking ridiculous he first of all he's he has five kids by this point let's just say this has nothing i have no kids i have no kids this he is like 26 years old and he has five kids by this point, let's just say. This has nothing to do- I have no kids. I have no kids. This, he is like 26 years old and he has five kids. He's not married, never was to any of these people.

He's just dropping kids all over the place. Dropping dimes in all these gyners. He's filmed on the stage of a strip club- Oh, God. Throwing money into the crowd. Father of five kids. Yeah, well, they're not there or anything. I'm just saying he's throwing kids' money away. Yeah, he's got handfuls of moneying money into the crowd. Father of five kids. Yeah. Well, they're not there or anything. I'm just saying he's throwing kids' money away.

Yeah. He's got handfuls of money, throwing it into the crowd, into the crowd, which is the wrong direction. Right. Then he turns and goes down on a stripper. Get the fuck out. On video. He's doing the oral.

He turns around, goes down on a stripper that's behind him. I will not give you money, man. He pays the crowd and then goes down on a stripper. I'm going to pay y'all to watch me lick out a stripper. He's so confused with how this fucking economy works in this place. It's not even funny. They're like, you throw the money that direction, and then you hope that you're fucking this all up.

Then you put your mouth on somebody. You're not supposed to put your... Never mind. Just throw money to those guys out there because they're so yeah so then he's going down on a stripper and this is on you know ever on the internet it's everywhere good him doing this uh another time another one on world uh world star is him getting a blow job from what he calls, quote, two bad bitches. So he's getting a blow job from two bad bitches.

Okay. And then the next day he offers a public apology because he's sorry that he was seemingly endorsing unprotected sex by having unprotected sex with, quote, two bad bitches, along with a woman that he went down on a strip club. You're a father of five yeah well you know why he said this why he said he needed to apologize because quote kids look up to me i'm a role model no let's hope not it's kids that look up it's kids that are looking up to me right now and it's like yo when they're getting blowjobs from two bad bitches i want them

to be protected that's what i'm saying that's's the message here. Wow. Not to do that on video. And posted on the fucking internet. And also, two women who are goodly enough to do that for you. Let's not call them bitches, maybe. Let's not call them bitches, but also let's not just put their faces out on the internet. How about that, too? Well, maybe they were asking. I don't know what their arrangement there, but how about two fantastic young ladies?

Two wonderful people amazing individuals two amazing women right here putting my penis in their mouth fantastic they're wonderful women fantastic amazing amazing human beings really i should marry one of them that's what i mean or or both whatever your thing is whatever he's into we'll find out in a second legal he's got multiple we'll find out good christ there's a lot going on here so the last two years are insane for his that's what i mean this is a yodely he who we're going up the fucking mountain man so he's a role model according to him which is frightening as shit april 1st 2016 in cincinnati he fights he's still fighting remember by the way still a boxer he fights ashley theane, who's a 44-8-1 career fighter. This, again, end of his career. Adrian knocks this guy out in TKO in round nine, and he's 32-2 now.

Now, before the fight, this is the fucked up part. Before the fight, it was the super lightweight champion right but the fight it was uh the the belt was taken away from him before the fight because in the weigh-in it's 140 pound limit for this uh he was four tenths of a pound over and they give you time to lose it and he said fuck you i'm not doing shit i won't lose it don't care fuck you refuses refuse to try to lose it take the belt four tenths of a pound he could have went and fucking ran around the block twice to come back he'd have been fine he could have went and taken a piss and he would have been fine

but instead he says fuck you guys i don't care those 20s yeah so they strip his belt off of him and uh and then he ends up beating this guy in nine rounds anyway taking the belt on out yeah no i think they took it off him now so he doesn't have it anymore so but he what but then they it was okay it wasn't the price i think they put no because he was overweight so he couldn't fight for that belt that was the reason why they took it now july 28th 2016 uh by the way there's a warrant out for his arrest while he's fighting on television which isn't the smartest thing so uh in the next couple months they look for him and they finally find him and they get him in court uh this is all this judge is hilarious by the way this is fucking hilarious uh july 28th

2016 this happens it's a hamilton count uh common pleas court it's judge robert ruleman because i gotta give him credit because he's funny as shit he orders he orders adrian to serve a full 30-day sentence for contempt of court on this day. Why do you say he has to do this? Because he showed up at 1230 for a 9 a.m. here. Oh, my God. Asking for forgiveness. So Ruhlman also said that there won't be any leniency based on his celebrity because he says that he asked him he said it's my birthday

and all this shit i don't want to fucking will you not send me to jail and he said no i'll send you to jail he said quote if i let you go early because you're a sports star what message does that send you didn't show up you were three hours late and drunk i said 30 days and 30 days is the number you sir may fuck off that's a may few sir may fuck that's beautiful he showed up drunk and three and a half hours late for his court no no you're on you don't understand there were two bad bitches this is so well how is that this club and you just pay the guys and then girls you go down hey guys and then you eat pussy and then two bad bitches. This is ridiculous. Kids, though.

It's the kids that look up to me. I let them watch it just to let them show technique. But I'm a role model, so I shouldn't do that. You know. Do you have any condoms, judge? That's not what you want to ask the judge. So this case eventually is dropped, though, with this whole thing.

This is one of the assault cases. I think this is the bowling alley robbery. Got it. But the guy, the other party, doesn't show up. Probably because he's scared of being shot or punched or something. Since he had a gun punch pulled on him yeah he's he was smarter than that it's certain my neck i don't think so so uh they're charged they're like i said again three hours late and drunk that's my favorite so

he gets out of there fucking comes out of the court probably stinking of booze going into the thing now he's fucked he gets out 30 days later imagine how dumb he had to feel for that he had no reason for that to happen he got 30 days just for being an asshole he was gonna get off everything else got dropped he went for contempt because he showed all he had to do was show up on time and he was going home they would have said case dismissed have a good one take care of yourself he pit wow to piss a judge enough off enough when your case is dismissed to get thrown in jail, you have to be an asshole, like, of a special kind of asshole. He's out, but he doesn't give a fuck. He's wandering the streets being a goddamn menace to society, smelling fresh air like anything, fucking walking around, smelling the flowers. And he smells something else, and it's a German shepherd, because it's Bobby Colorado, animal trainer from Fredericksburg, Texas. And he says.

How is it you come to arrive here? What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm looking at you. I'm like, oh, this kid's got all the fucking talent in the world. Like you could have been in the Olympics. You could have done something with yourself instead. You oversleep for court. What the fuck is wrong with you?

You know what you need? You know what I got for you? You need a nice dog. Let me tell you something. All right, I know what you're saying now. You don't like to be tied down, things like that. But when you got a dog, that thing's going to need to shit in the morning. Going to wake you up for court, mister.

That's what I'm saying. We got to figure. You got to go to court, what, three, four days a week at least, right? You're always in court. You get a nice fucking dog. He wakes you up. You take him around. You clean his shit pile up. And then you got to go to court, what, three, four days a week at least, right? You're always in court. You get a nice fucking dog. He wakes you up. You take him around. You clean his shit pile up.

And then you go to fucking court. And you go, hey, judge, I cleaned up a shit pile this morning. Cut me some slack because I'm a civic-minded kind of fucking person. But I'm wide awake. And you go, but I'm done with you. I'm done. You know what? Fuck you.

You would be bad for my dogs anyway. You'd end up punching them or pulling guns on them or something. I'm getting the fuck out of here. And then a poof. And then a poof of dog shit and marinara sauce he's all gone and he's very confused he confused him for Paulie that fighter from before and he almost

got up and took a shot at him but the dogs kept him at bay that's how it works that's how Bobby is he's not afraid of these guys he's like I got my dogs with me it's alright it's not a problem take care brush your hair that's all there is to it take care brush your hair little guy so September of 2016 It's not a problem. Take care. Brush your hair. That's all there is to take care. Brush your hair, little guy. So September of 2016, all of a sudden, all of a sudden, he starts posting real bleak,

weird shit on Twitter. He's apologizing to his family and friends saying, quote, I don't want to be here no more. This shit is too much. Oh, no. Stuff like that. He puts suicidal shit. Yeah. He posts a photo of a handgun inside of a vehicle and wrote, quote, I'm going home. I love y'all. Oh, no. Stuff like that. He put suicidal shit. Yeah. He posted a photo of a handgun inside of a vehicle and wrote, quote, I'm going home. I love y'all. Oh, boy. So that's a little cryptic, I would say. People, the press started trying to reach out with him. Friends were telling the press and family that he's extremely concerned about him. His friends were contacting the police to go do wellness checks on him and all this type of shit turns out he was like i was fucking fine what are you talking about he's like

i was going home i had a gun on me don't fuck with me like that's what he was saying like i'm not suicidal yeah that's all fuck you talking about like he completely blows it off like it's nothing but someone who has those kind of crazy highs they gotta have some there has to be some dips right yeah i mean the only person who's that manic is Ric Flair. I feel like that's the only human being who can do that forever. Right. Am I wrong? I don't know.

Nails is pretty good at it, too. Dykstra. Yeah. He's real goddamn good at it. He's just so delusional. He just doesn't care. The dips. He's just a lunatic.

He's got some kind of energy. That's not calculated. That's the difference. Like, that's all calculated. Sort of. I mean, yeah. Minus the booze and the womanizing. No, Dykstra is just a maniac. He's just some kind of energy in him that I don't know. That's not calculated. That's the difference. That's the difference. Like, Flair's is all calculated. Sort of. Kind of. Yeah, minus the booze and the womanizing. No, Dykstra's just a maniac.

He's just a fucking nut. He's just an insane person that's unleashed on this world for some reason. February 18, 2017. He still fights, by the way. Watch out for that. At the Cintas Center there in Cincy, he fights Adrian Granados, who's a 19-6-2 fighter. And this is a split decision. Goes all 10 rounds.

But Adrian does take it. He's 33-2. Now, at this point, April 20th. Which Adrian? Oh, yeah. Our Adrian. Well, he's not ours. But not Granados.

The dickhead. The dickhead. Yeah, the problem. The problem is 33- 2 with a win here so this leads us to april 20th 2017 where he is arrested on an open warrant it's fight arrest fight arrest uh open warrant booked into the kenton county detention center in covington kentucky which as you might remember from small town murder that is where uh kenton uh yeah uh kentucky is kenton kentucky whatever kenton kentucky

kenton county that was the guy who ran into the woods correct so they named everything after him so stupid place anyway we did that for a live show we did we did it for boston and we did it on the actual podcast for small town murder which you should be listening to you assholes anyway so he is stopped by police after crossing into Kentucky because his Chevrolet Suburban is fucking riddled with bullets. What? They pull him over because the whole side of his truck and back of his truck has bullet holes all over it.

I mean, is that a cause to pull somebody over? Is that illegal? I don't know if it's illegal or you at least want to see what happened. Make sure nobody's hurt in there, I guess. Public safety channel? It's a reason you at least want to see what happened. Make sure nobody's hurting there, I guess. Public safety check? It's a reason to pull somebody over if you're curious. Anyway, I mean, let's find out why he's got bullet holes inside of his truck. Those Pep Boys people shouldn't be selling those fucking stick-on bullet holes.

Yeah, these were pretty, you could see these apparently. They said this was linked to Broner. This was a rented vehicle and it's linked to reports of shots being fired on a street in Cincinnati. Now you got a point. They linked those two together where 10 9mm shell casings were found when they go back to the gunfire scene. And there were eight bullet holes in his car. So not too shabby. They shot him up eight times.

At the time, he's got an open warrant at this point for a public intoxication charge from 2014 that I was unable to find before. And he asked the cops to just give him a citation instead of arresting him for this open warrant. But they said no. They said, no, man, we've got to arrest you. It's called a warrant, sir. Warrants are literally, when you see that person, bring him here. That's a warrant. On site, bring him in.

Yeah, you grab them and you take them in it's not just like let him know he's wanted that's not how that works do you know that you can't give your license to like a friend cop and have them run it just to check that everything's clean because if it comes up with a warrant they have to arrest you right then well it's a shit friend yeah let's be realistic here it's gonna be a terrible friend come on but if you're a shit bag like that why are you friends with cops that's the other thing there's other ways of going about checking your record anyway moving that's the fact though yeah well friend those isn't most cops are what do you think these are mostly on the up and up no no but i mean they know they all they still

went to high school with idiots and they know idiots and everybody has idiot friends i know cops i'm you know jesus christ what does that tell you so you know eight bullet holes in the car like i said just can you just give me a pass on that you know i've been i've had a lot going on i just got shot at a bunch you know maybe give me a pass they said no so then he said that's cool he shrugged his shoulders and says i'm rich i don't give a fuck about nothing he was like that's fine and they put him in the patrol car and uh put him in there and uh it's it's one o'clock in the morning by the way this is going on uh pat he's he's shouting by the way at other people uh as they're going by as he's being arrested he's shouting at people he goes

quote they're taking me to jail to jail bro come get me out of jail bro he's just yelling random people yeah random people uh the cops keep telling him to calm down and stop yelling one cop goes stop man you're spitting in our faces and stuff man stop yelling he's just like you're being fucking annoying so then he turns it into a comedic thing and he like flexes his arms and he goes didn't tell you i got two guns on me oh boy he's flexing his arms i got two guns on me so the cops actually were laughing at him at that point because he was trying to be goofy and uh he tells the cop tells adrian that they'll loosen the handcuffs if they're too tight if he's you know going to be cool to loosen the handcuffs these cops seem cool as shit actually uh the cop said you'll help us out you help us out we'll help you out you don't spit on us and we'll fucking

loosen your cuffs here so uh uh he then tells they said who shot up your car and he's like don't know nothing about that he just wouldn't give any information he went straight fucking gangster on that shit you almost died tonight he's like i don't give a fuck they said uh he said people tried to kill me uh but i won't tell you who he said quote i just almost got killed and now they're taking me to jail is what he's telling bystanders and people are like okay uh then his phone rings and he asked if he could answer his phone and he says, That's just my baby. That's one of my girlfriends. That's my second wife, he says.

So the cop laughs again and he goes, You got two wives? Damn, I'm living the wrong life, son. That's what the cop says. So they end up taking him to jail. I got two guns, one for each wife. One for each wife. Yeah. He's released at 5 a.m.

He has a failure to appear for his deal before. They noticed the bullet holes. That's so funny. And they were like, let's pull him over. The left rear window was shattered, which is a problem. It was also, he said, the fight, it was involved. He got in a fight at the G Money Bar in Queen City Avenue in South Fairmont in Cincinnati. Nobody that's G-Money goes to that bar.

G-M-O-N-I. Oh, Jesus. G-Money bar. He said there was a fight, and he says that somebody shot at him after the fight as he was driving away, which whatever. Several people called 911 about the shots being fired. And the cops said that he's not participating with the investigation at all, not cooperating, won't help them. And a person who was at his house also wouldn't comment on anything.

He tells people that someone shot at his car after following him. Then they found the arrest warrant. And he's supposed to be in court on April 27th. He's released on a $503 bond. That $503 bond. That's a good deal. He says about the whole thing, quote, they try to kill me because they're jealous of my success. Every fake killer or every killer wants a celebrity on their list.

I was once them before. The higher the celebrity you got on your list, that's how people respect you. Is that right? I don't know if that's right, but he probably shouldn't spread that as some sort of gospel if he's going to then say what a celebrity is like, that doesn't seem right. So a few weeks later, he's spending 10 days in jail to serve as punishment from the prior reckless driving conviction that he had after he he's got charges stacked now, man. This shit's turned into fucking charges Jenga at some point.

So after this, he's got he's got to do 10 days in jail, like we said, and they ask him about 10 days in jail, and he says, let's do an in their own words on this. What do you say? Because I think we'll hear him talk about jail. He says in their own words,

quote, this ain't my first rodeo, man. I've been on the bull a long time. Listen, don't get me wrong. I'm not worried. I'm not scared of this because I've been through this before. At the end of the the day i want what's best for my children where that came from i want what's best for my family i want the best for my siblings so now all i have to do is

take myself out of the equation it's just about moving different the best thing i think is to move away but don't move that far no idea what the fuck that means. Now, excuse me while I go down on this hooker. Now, excuse me while I see some bad bitches. Right. And what the fuck? What is he talking about, first of all? He goes off in a different direction. I don't know if he's got some sort of attention deficit issue or what here, but he fights again. July 29, 2017, Barclays Center, fighting Mikey Garcia, who's a 39-0 fighter, but now

he's that guy that up-and-coming fighters fight on the downslide. Got you. He's that guy now. They flipped the script on him. Mikey Garcia's 39-0. He's a bad motherfucker, and he beats Adrian. Unanimous decision, 12 rounds. Okay.

Goes all 12. He's now 33-3. That's it. That's it. Well, we'll see. Well, we'll see. Well, we'll see. Okay. 2017, there's a documentary announced called The Problem based on him that hasn't come

out yet, and it's almost 2019, so I don't know how long they're following him around for. But, yeah. I feel like he's financing that. That's his product. Oh, it is. It is, I think. That's his product for sure.

Definitely. September of 2017, he's got a couple issues. Now, first of all, he's cited for misdemeanor battery at a Vegas, this doesn't get you arrested apparently, misdemeanor battery at a Vegas nightclub for choking a waitress. Wow. Apparently, if you choke a waitress, they just write you a ticket. Well, it was before Me Too. Well, this is September 2017.

It's right around the time. This is fucking- It's about to be taken. Yeah, it's already in there. You still can't choke women is September 2017. It's right around the time. This is fucking... It's about to be taken. Yeah, it's already in there. You still can't choke women publicly in 2017. You might be able to take your dick out still, but you can't choke them publicly. I assume that would get you some kind of arrest or something. He denies any wrongdoing. I was like, oh, I wasn't choked away just a little bit.

I mean, obviously, my shit was late. Sometimes. I said blue cheese. I just didn't listen. That that's what happens he didn't say that but uh he might as well have uh cops were called to the drai drai's nightclub 3 30 a.m again uh female server complained that she that he put his hands around her neck and said quote bitch i will knock you out so that's i feel like choking a woman who's just working is a solid quote saying, quote, bitch, I will knock you out. That's a that's a that's a that's a pretty strong ticket to write right there.

That's maybe it was just singing lyrics wrong while he was choking, which is the problem. You can sing the lyrics all you want. It's when you have your hands wrapped around a woman's throat involuntarily. And while she's not saying, please choke me, then there's something is the problem you can sing the lyrics all you want it's when you have your hands wrapped around a woman's throat involuntarily and while she's not saying please choke me then there's something as a problem so uh cops get there and they all corroborated the witness's store or the woman's story and also the incident is captured on video of course they talk to cops talk to adrian and he obviously says i am am completely innocent of all these charges. This is absolutely ridiculous. I'm rich.

I'm rich, bitch. No one told you that. He adjusted his cardigan and he fucking walked off. No, they said there was enough evidence to cite him, but he's not arrested. Just given a citation and told he has to later court date. Keep that in mind because he won't go to that. OK. And the accuser said she did not require medical attention.

Now, another problem happened in September of this year when he's in Vegas again. And there's video of him knocking out a man and shoving a woman on the street in Las Vegas. On the street? On the street. This is right on the strip. Good Christ. This is near the MGM Hotel. He's signing autographs

and taking photos with fans. So he's in a friendly environment. And the video shows him becoming upset. Nobody can see what's wrong with him. Some woman is there trying to calm him down, being nice. So he shoves her, obviously, pushes her off into a group of people. She goes flying like crazy. So then another man who was just standing nearby broner turns and knocks him unconscious awesome hits him once drops him to the ground uh unconscious uh yeah this guy's down there and then uh security then gets tries to talk to him and uh end up letting him go for some reason after he just drilled a man knocked there's an unconscious man and a woman who just got shoved across the thing and they're like you can go now you're fine please leave you're wow violence is tolerated in vegas it sounds like it's vegas

they're just like get out of here get out you get out of here damn it you get you just get so this is fucking ridiculous man this i don't even know what to say about this his fucking family like his mom saying she they're proud everybody, she has to be embarrassed now. At some point. If the father was taking credit for all the good things, you've got to take credit for this shit, too. That's got to be fucking embarrassing. What if you're some poor guy standing on the street? Hey, can I get an autograph?

Will you wake up a day later? What happened? Did I get the autograph? No, you didn't. He did get tattooed. You did get tattooed, though. I feel bad for all these people, Jimmy, but not nearly as bad as I feel for Adrian Broner. Same spelling, too. A-D-R-I-E-N, not A-N, so it's a more uncommon spelling.

Broner, who is a temporary customer service representative, part-time worker at Auto Club Group in Wichita, Kansas, which sounds terrible. That's a tough life. But at least he's not being mocked by two assholes on a podcast for two hours about every dumb thing he's ever done in his life. So not as bad as I feel for that guy. But February 13th, 2018,

he is booked into the Fulton County Jail in Atlanta on a sexual battery charge. This is not good. This isn't good. It turns into a it's a misdemeanor charge. Sexual battery. This is this particular one. It's inside.

This is fucking ridiculous. They're at the Lenox Square Shopping Center at the mall. OK, at the fucking mall at the inside the Louis Vuitton store at the mall. He's accused of groping a woman. He grabbed somebody by the pussy. I don't know. The exact location of the grab is unknown. The woman accused him of inappropriately groping her.

He denied the charges to police, as he always does, even when it's on video. By the way, video of the incident at the shopping center shows him arguing with a woman in a white sweater and a denim vest while they're encircled by a small group of people at different moments they say a man in a flannel shirt can be seen holding her holding her back so they're fighting broner appears to be restrained by somebody he's with and uh they later follow him out of the mall now i saw the interview of him leaving jail oh boy and some guy's like what happened how's it going what happened hey adrian this report and it's this blonde-headed like 50 year old guy and he's like how's it going what's happening he's like i didn't touch that woman uh they're like well what happened then how come you got arrested and he's like uh he says uh he claims

that she wanted a picture and he didn't want to take a picture i don't want to give her no picture so he grabbed her by the pussy i don't understand what where the a and the b to that is yeah how does that work i don't know what what the connection there is but uh he said she didn't he said the guy said do you know this woman and he said no never seen her before she obviously knew me though claimed total innocence and then uh the guy said well what's your next fight and he goes might be against you you don't get this goddamn camera out my face. But he said it laughing, which I was like, that's pretty fucking funny. Even after all he's done, that's pretty fucking funny.

That was kind of clever of him to say. That was goddamn funny. But, you know, obviously don't grow up women. But still, Bell said at $2,000. Now, Showtime is the ones putting on his fights. You'd think they would be pissed about this, right? At least a little. A little. A little.

Their reaction, this is some silver-haired middle-aged white man shit here. Their reaction, quote, we're very concerned about the reported behavior and we'll continue to monitor the situation as well as potential repercussions for a scheduled fight. So in other words, who cares? April 21st, 2008, he's fighting on Showtime. 2018. That's what I meant, 2018. A month later, he's on there fighting.

So we're going to look into this. We're going to monitor it. Maybe it'll affect the fight. Nope. Nothing. April 21st, 2018, he fights Jesse Vargas, who's a 28-2 fighter. And this is where he says some of the stupidest shit I've ever heard. It goes all 12, and it's ruled a draw so this is a draw 33 3 and 1 which

you fight that whole time you want to win or lose nobody wins so uh after the fight uh jim gray the announcer you might remember he's the one who uh the old man no no he's the one who used to be a bunch of different sports he's the one who chad curtis told after the world series that nobody would talk to him because he talked shit about Pete Rose and walked away from him, left him standing there with a microphone on national television going,

back to you, Jim. Like, just fucking looking like an idiot. A guy that touched kids made you look like an asshole. Yeah, Chad Curtis, of all people, made you look like a dildo because Curtis hit a game-winning World Series home run, which is frightening. He's a World Series hero and a pedophile.

So they asked if you want to fight Vargas again. He says, Adrian says, quote, hell yes, but let's go to my town. I want to fight him where I'm from. There's hella Mexicans that are in here, and they keep booing me and shit. They want rice and chicken. I want some motherfuckers that want conies around me what that's what he said you can't say that that's his he said let's say it one more time there's hella mexicans that are that are in here they kept booing me and shit they want rice and chicken i want some motherfuckers that want conies

around me so wow that's what he says about that impressive uh then uh this was he had a new a new trainer for this fight jim gray asked him how his trainer would knew did a different trainer help him and he said you're a different fighter with that different suit on things did uh did things change when you change that old shit suit he said to jim gray uh then he says to vargas he says to the fighter he just had a draw with across the ring while still on microphone. Quote, I beat your ass. It looks like I beat him with what they beat Martin Luther King with, man. Now, he means Rodney King.

He does not mean Martin Luther King. Martin Luther King got shot with a rifle, sir. He just said, it looks like I beat him with what they beat martin luther king with man wow that is unbelievable that's an amazing quote that is one of the stupidest quotes i've ever fucking heard in my life then uh vargas while he's being interviewed said well we went at it for 12 rounds and he was trying to be like a conciliatory guy we went at it for 12 rounds to which adrian jumped in interrupted and said quote we didn't go at it that's gay going at it is gay so he now he does he doesn't want her fighting to

be referred to as going at it because he thinks that that's somehow going to be misinterpreted as he just fucked jesse vargas in the middle of the fucking Barclays Center rather than fought him. That's gay. What the fuck is he talking about? What the fuck are you talking about? He is fun. That's what I mean.

He's fucking crazy, man. He's fucking crazy. So going at it, that's gay. And that's when he went on the let's go to my town. I'll fight him where I'm from. Mexicans want rice and chicken in this motherfucker. So hella Mexicans. I want I want Coney's around me.

That's what people who want some motherfucking Coney's around me. He says, quote, I'm a winner. I knew I was a winner. Honestly, I beat him seven to five. I'm clean as a whistle. I ain't got a scratch on me. I look good. I look like I just walked in the ring.

He's messed up. He's probably got to spend the rest of the night in the hospital. That's his quote on the fight. Pissed off. And this Vargas guy is just like, well, what just happened? What did I just do? Why did I fight this idiot? Boxing match for this guy to call me a fag. Thanks a lot. This is what I needed. So May 2018, he's offered a promotional contract with a new promotional deal here. offered a promotional contract with a new promotional deal here. The guy is starting a four-division promotional deal here. It's a guy named Eddie Hearn, and he posts the email he got from this Eddie Hearn on social media, including the terms of the offer that the guy made to him and everything, like

an idiot, and said, quote, I'm sorry, Eddie Hearn. You were a good guy and all, but you tried to give me a worse deal than rock nation offered me and then hashtag this is over hashtag slave deal jesus christ so he sounds like uh that's some shit we should be hashtagging to people that own us but it's a different story so uh broner says that it was a one year six point seven five million dollar offer to send to be sent to his camp. I would love that slave deal. Yeah. And he says it said, quote, further, further to our recent conversations. You may have seen our announcement last week for our deal for 16 shows per year in the US. I would be very interested to offer Adrian a three fight promotional agreement. They this deal called for Adrian to fight in September for $2 million, and then a second fight in March for $2.25 million.

Good God. Third fight in September of 2019 for $2.5 million. These are higher than any of his previous best purses. Yeah. Okay, this guy's offering the paydays of his life, and he says no. $7.5 million, and he turns it down he says quote this is what the the promotion says quote this will give ab who's adrian broner security and also a concrete work schedule a concrete schedule to work work from three fights in 12 months i await your feedback and i'm here

to answer any questions you may have is what what he emailed them. And they answered back, fuck you, slave deal, go fuck yourself, which is fucking crazy. This is, by the way, in 2014 when Roc Nation got into this shit, they offered him, Adrian, a five-year, $40 million contract that he rejected. What?

So that was $8 million a year, and he rejected that that and now he's been arrested more and lost a couple times and this guy's offering him six million dollars for one year and spaced out fights too nicely no hustling what a deal fucking slave deal so he's not taking it which whatever that's fine it's your your right to not take a deal we've turned shit down yeah never that much money i'll tell you that much right now uh no no because we'd be taking that and celebrating a 40 million five dollar five year deal we'll figure out what we'd be telling you hey guys keep your patreon here we're fine we're good that's what we'd be saying don't ever send me another time no now keep your patreon

coming because we need it no one's giving us 40 million dollars not at this moment no august 22nd 2018 he has the incident at wendy's okay he's at a wendy's it's like late night at wendy's okay uh there's other people there it's on video he is holding a giant wad of hundred dollar bills ten thousand dollars in cash okay and in the footage he's saying i got a proposition for you he's saying this to the fast food employees behind the counter who are several larger black women yeah and he is saying to them quote i got ten thousand dollars cash and you quit this job right now i'll give you ten thousand dollars cash to quit this job right now uh and he's waving shit around and all the clerks are looking at him like they all have that look like

fuck is wrong with this asshole that's fake money or some shit catch motherfucker nobody nobody's buying a word of this shit they're all fake money or some shit. Where's the catch, motherfucker? Nobody's buying a word of this shit. They're all looking at him. Some lady next to him says, I quit my job right here and now. I don't give a fuck. And he says, nah, you're not the one who got work to do. They're actually at work.

I don't know if you got a job. These people, blah, blah, blah. And none of the employees will even, not even ask him a question. They will not acknowledge he exists. They're looking at him like he's standing on the counter waving his dick around and they've just called the police that's what they're looking at like the cops will be here in a minute just wait just don't say anything just flip the square burgers it's cool just it's fine uh yeah so he does all of that nobody does anything nobody accepts it you'd think somebody who worked at wendy's would have just been like all right motherfucker bye and then come back the next day. What does he know? Who cares? It's not a verbal contract.

There's nothing signed here. I quit. I'll get rehired tomorrow. Jesus Christ, man. So nobody does that. September of 2018, the WBC, World Boxing Council, they have the Clean Boxing Program, which is they administer random drug tests to every fighter in the top 15 of every weight class of the WBC rankings. They release a statement that Broner did not.

He missed a drug test and wouldn't show up for one. He received a missed test report as he was located in Florida and they couldn't find him and he missed his drug test. By the way, at this moment, the New York State Boxing Commission, he's suspended by them. I don't know for what, but he's suspended by the New York State. So he's not allowed to fight in New York at this moment the new york state boxing commission he's suspended by them i don't know for what but he's suspended by the new york state so he's not allowed to fight in new york at this moment but they're really tough the new york state one they're one of the more they're like they're the most difficult one yeah for some reason now it could be vegas they're second it's they're the two ones that matter they're where most of the fights happen but now they have them all over the place so sept September 14th, 2018, he's banned from Uber for life.

Banned from Uber. For life. He can't ride in it. He can't ride in it. He's not allowed to go on the website. Nothing. He's banned for fucking life. He and some friends, there is an older Hispanic man driving them in a car.

And it's him and two friends are in the backseat, crammed into this shit. And the guy's flipping through the radio, because they're telling him to. And at one point, a drake song comes on and they freak out and keep telling him to go back to go first of all no one should react that that crazily to drake no man anyway first number one adult that's wrong first of all uh now the boxer it's him and his friend are telling turn up turn it up, turn up, turn up. And they're screaming at him.

And then in the video, one of his friends just dives through the middle console and cranks it up himself while screaming in this man's face while he's driving. This man is driving. This guy lunges in, turns it up. And this guy's just like his fucking ear. So the video keeps going. They're singing along, singing along to the song the driver looks terrified as fuck as they show him in the rear view till he finally gets the safe area to pull over and he's like struggling to get his seat belt off and get the fuck out of the car

and away from these goddamn people so uh keep the car and drake keep the car and drake fuck you guys that's honestly a grown man going this crazy over Drake might be the most disturbing development that's happened so far. That's pretty sad. Above sexual assault or anything else that's happened. That's wrong. So October 2nd, 2018, rumors spread that Mayweather is going to fight Broner in December. Really?

This is the big deal. Now, October 5th, Broner says he wants to fight either pacquiao or mayweather but he wants 100 million dollars which obviously one of them's gonna get 100 million dollars you're gonna get three million dollars and you're gonna be happy to be there you stupid asshole he's a shit knocked out of you yes uh he posts on instagram here he posts quote i heard these two fights y'all want to see 100 million or y'all can. If me and at Manny Pacquiao fight, I'm walking out with Eminem. And if me and big bro Floyd Mayweather fight, I'm walking out with 50 cent. Hashtag facts.

Hashtag get the strap at Showtime Boxing Fox TV. Quote, have my money right and we can have a hell of a night. Hashtag my next move will be my best move, which is never true with this guy. I feel like this story is just beginning. Oh, by the way, that's not the very last. October 7th, 2018, which is very recently. More news emerges saying that Manny Pacquiao signed a deal with Floyd Mayweather's business partner and advisor Al Heyman. And what ends up happening here is they're pretty sure that this Al Heyman is now planning a January fight between Pacquiao and Adrian Broner to be a warm up fight for a possible Pacquiao Mayweather rematch.

That's what's happening here. So his next fight is going to be in January in all likelihood against Manny Pacquiao. That's happening there. And I can't get enough of this fucking idiot well he's going to keep coming he's going to keep coming yeah uh the internet says his net worth is six million dollars which we know the internet is because it says i have 22 million dollars and i don't have anywhere near anything like that sounds like he's got a bullet riddled fucking tahoe that's about it that was a rental yeah so really yeah that was a rental so who knows he's probably got about you know four or five grand in the bank at this point if that's what they're saying you want to follow him uh follow him on instagram he has 891 000 followers on instagram only following 270 uh 70 people uh also you can follow him on Twitter, where he has 891,000 followers.

He is crushing it. And his Twitter is 256,000 followers. Crushing it. Not too shabby at all. Follows some people here. Nothing wrong. They're mainly links to Instagram. That's all his Twitter is, though.

Yeah. It's, oh, shit, look at this, and a link to Instagram. That's Adrian Broner. My Christ. What a fucking disaster. We're going to hear more. Yeah, that was one of those I want to have an ongoing.

That's where we're going to keep getting updates. I like it. And yeah, he was one that I've been waiting on. It's like you could just wait forever because it's never going to stop. It's going to keep going. Crime and sports will be over by the time he's done. We'll be done before him with the crime.

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