Crime in Sports - #250 - A Parade Of Cats & Crazy - The Feralness of Teddy Hart

Episode Date: March 30, 2021

This week, we explore the life of a man who has a magic name in wrestling, but a very common name at the police station. He was groomed from birth to continue his family's legacy, and be the standard bearer of the next generation. Unfortunately for him, he was side tracked by sleeping late, doing drugs, and of course, breeding & selling cats. Not to mention chaperoning escorts, and all sorts of arrests. This guy is a mess, and the story may not even be close to its end!! Wrestle since birth, use your family name to get chance after chance, only to always blow it, and be a regular in jails in multiple countries with Teddy Hart!! Check us out, every Tuesday! We will continue to bring you the biggest idiots in sports history!! Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman Donate at... patreon.com/crimeinsports or with paypal.com using our email: [e-mail] Get all the CIS & STM merch at crimeinsports.threadless.com Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things CIS & STM!! Contact us on... twitter.com/[e-mail]/Crimeinsportsinstagram.com/smalltownmurder See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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as promised of course let's get into this into this with Edward Ellsworth Annis. Oh. Do you know who that is? No. No, it's Teddy Hart to Annis. Yeah, it's close. It's with an I, but still. Teddy Hart it is, who is maybe one of our most requested crime and sports from social media.

We've gotten so many people saying, please do Teddy Hart. Holy shit. And they send us articles every time he gets arrested, which is quite frequently. So we get a lot of articles. He's a real anus. You go back in our Twitter feed and look down. There is a shitload of Teddy Hart, know ats for us so let's get into this i think we even have a picture of him that somebody got us in the in the studio did

someone get us a signed picture of his i believe i don't know somebody i think did as like an encouragement to please do teddy heart what's he look like he looks like one of the hearts with short hair i mean he looks canadian i don't know how else to describe him he's a very non-descript non-descript looking guy really as far as wrestlers go he's born february 2nd 1980 our friend here and a lot of good stuff from this came from a couple of specific sources number one a lot of stuff here and there from the wrestling observer which is kind of the you know wrestling dirt sheet as it's called like the the main like behind the scenes wrestling here's what's going on gossip thing so that's there on tmz yeah dave melzer's uh publication there and then a lot came from a really good rolling stone article by a guy named omar uh moalam and that had a lot of

good information in it as well. There's so many sources on this because this guy is out of his fucking mind. He's basically like I would describe his actions like he's like the old dirty bastard of wrestling. He's so young. That's the best way to describe it.

Yeah, he's like barely 40 but he acts like that like just a crazy you know how like in a Wu-Tang song everybody's got this certain thing that like just a crazy you know how like in a wu-tang song there's everybody's got this certain thing that's going on and then odb comes and he's like you're like where the fuck did that come from you know what i mean this is a great change of pace you know what i'm saying you're like yeah this motherfucker's out of his mind stands out yeah that's what i'm saying like that's kind of what he is he's out of his mind all right but with uh much like odb i'm not sure how much is an act and how much is just

yeah that dude's a little out there right so uh he's not odb's out there was fun though this is it was calculated as fuck he was so good at it he was so good do you remember that video mtv i don't remember mtv or bet somebody played it it was like a half hour like wu-tang video like about wu-tang clan and they had this section with odb and he would just like he was in a limo and he would just like stop on the side of the street and like get out on the sidewalk and take a leak and get back in it and then he pulled up in the limo to cash his welfare check and it's because he was fucking it was the fucking the most hilarious thing ever and it's just like wow this guy

is out there that's kind of what this guy is except if you added cats into it with this guy because he's got 19 cats instead of kids 19 he 19 would be way more normal than what he's got going on so he's born he's born in calgary, Alberta, Canada, like all the Harts are. That's the kind of ground zero for the Harts. It's where they all emerge from. He's the oldest male grandchild of Stu Hart, who was Bret Hart's father, the patriarch of the Hart family, and the second oldest grandson. He has three siblings. Patriarch of the Hart family. Okay. And the second oldest. Oldest grandson. Got it. Oldest grandson.

Yeah. He has three siblings. He's got two sisters named Annie and Angela. And he's got a younger brother by three years named Matthew. Okay. And we'll talk a good amount about him. His dad is also a wrestler. His dad was a wrestler.

He is a, the Harts are a wrestling family. Everybody involved in the Harts is involved in wrestling in some way. All the daughters married wrestlers. All the sons are wrestlers. And there's like 11 kids. It's like seven girls, all married wrestlers, and the rest are all boys. Owen and Brett and Bruce and a couple others. We'll get to the family tree in a minute because you kind of have to understand the family tree to know what the fuck we're even talking about here. So BJ Anis is his dad.

Blowjob Anis is his father's name. Are you kidding me, man? Come on. You can't. And that's his real name. And he wrestled under it, too. Bradley Joseph Anis. And he went by BJ Anis.

You can't. You just can't. Who did he wrestle for with that name rj anis would be the only thing worse than that honestly that's the only way you could make it worse so he wrestled all over the place he wrestled mainly for stew hart and stampede because he was you know in calgary there it was his father-in-law he was a bodybuilder and a power lifter and he's known as a you know a real fitness guy a trainer type of guy for for fitness and muscles he had her muscles that's a stupid thing to say for fitness and muscles you know how that works what am i talking about do you go to the gym and they're like what

do you what is wrong with me i want to work on my fitness and muscles i'm here to work on my fitness and you know what in my brain i'd I'd like to read today. What about that? How is that so wrong? I can't. What's wrong with a little bow with some reading instead of working on my muscles all the time? I'll work on my brain today. So I want to do some writing and literature at the library. Jesus Christ.

Unreal, man. His dad was also owned a gym where he did a lot of his training and he was also a firefighter as well. A few of the heart guys are firefighters also that's the other thing because some of them are yeah it's i mean it's you know kind of the same along the same lines they go hand in hand for sure most yeah most firemen that i met growing up were fucking giant meatheads they were like in the they were in the gym if they weren't at the at the yeah it's yeah they like to work out it's it makes sense it's the same i love that because that's the guy that's gonna have to lift the car off me well that's that's the guy you have that's the guy or the lady that you want somebody who is yeah i've seen some ladies that are holy

shit horrifyingly giant that are fire women yeah and horrifyingly you mean like that i mean like impressive yeah that's what i mean i know your language but other people be like are they saying giant firefighter women are horrifying no it's not what we're saying we're saying like we'd be like oh wow she could kick my ass as i think what jimmy was going for thank god she's that big because the car hurts there you go so he's uh and also i think at the a lot of times wrestlers get into wrestling and through the gyms like there's countless stories like the road warriors and guys like this who met wrestlers while they were working out at the gym and the wrestlers saw them and they were approached saying, how can I get into the business? And they were like, holy shit, you're huge. You should be in the business.

And that's kind of how a lot of the guys got into it. So firefighters, gyms, it all kind of makes sense here. So he worked in Stampede, like we said, and had a gym for a long time. He's married to Georgia Hart, who was Stu and Helen's daughter and Brett's sister. He earned a degree as a smart guy, too, actually. And so is Teddy. That's the thing that's annoying. Teddy's way too

smart to be doing this shit he's too smart he's got a great legacy and lineage and all this shit and he skates on the fact that his last name is heart and no matter how much he fucks up or doesn't try people will always hire him because his name is heart so he just skates on that it's the it's the ultimate wrestling privilege is what he has he has like there's no other way to describe it it's the there's no other last name i don't think that would do it even i don't even i don't think von eric would do it i don't i don't know who would do it but it's heart is the one name where you could depend on it because there's so many family like that you wish your family did anything that was yeah that of note like that like people would go all higher and he's a wistman i mean

he's worth a shot it'd be nice to be able just to say my last name and they know how to spell it whether it's good or bad i could tell me about it yeah jesus christ say it spell it still get it wrong yeah people could complain about you on the news and they can't even spell your name right or my name right i should say because they hate you and they give you two name last name that was wild i've never i will say this is by a small town murder we did one on louisdale mississippi and the local news decided to talk about the fact that we did this like the local i think cbs affiliate it was and they misspelled my last name and even broke it into two words so that was impressive i've never seen my name broken into two words and i've seen you can imagine my whole life how many

different ways i've seen my name fucked up never like that so i had to give them points for originality that's nice spelling my name w-i-s-s space m-a-n yeah like what why why would you do that so nice googling news can't even get a name right it's available to get out there if you know the name of the podcast you can search it and just copy and paste i think i don't know i don't know how these things work hosted byed by James Petrogallons. Petrogallons. We have to give it the space it's due. So anyway, his dad, B.J. Anus here, he earned a degree in marine engineering at the Kings Point Military Academy and served as a pilot in Vietnam as well. Sweet Jesus.

So yeah, he's a gutsy guy, I would would say he's doing a lot of gutsy shit, firefighting and all that kind of shit. So now let's break down the heart kind of family a little bit here, because unless you're really, really follow wrestling and behind the scenes shit, you have no idea. You just hear this name a lot and you're like, who are all these people? Who the fuck are they why are they involved so this all starts from stew hart and helen hart they are

the the that's brett's mom and dad about the easiest way to put it man loved a woman go on a man loved a woman now they got married in 1947 they had had 12 children. My God. Yeah. They were pumping them out. And Stu is the famous proprietor of the dungeon. It's known as the dungeon, and it's where a lot of wrestlers were trained. I'm talking a shitload of wrestlers were trained there. It's just one of those things where Stu would bring. We've talked about it before, but in case you're new to the show,

Stu would bring people in. And this was even when he was an old man he would do this he'd bring these big muscle guy bound guys in let me let me let me show you a couple of holds there yeah look at you you're a pretty big fella there look at you oh boy yeah you're pretty strong there yeah I don't want you to hurt me yeah but come here buddy and then he'd grab on to you and put you in a hold that would turn your face purple and make an eyeball pop out because it hurt so fucking bad. And he would torture people in a fucking horrific Calgary basement with cats running around everywhere because the Hart family had a shitload of cats. They would shit all over the place. It was really a disaster. Like I've heard these stories and shoot interviews of Stu Hart literally at the counter making eggs and seeing cat shit on the counter.

So he took the spatula and that he's making the eggs with and flick the cat shit off the cat off the counter and then went back to stirring the eggs with it. That's the type of type of situation we're dealing with. that's the type of type of situation we're dealing with yeah that's a story that i heard oh my god from multiple people on shoot interviews where i'm just like that's that that gives you an idea of what we're talking about i mean i'm matt this has to be a matt just infested dripping with staph infection i would like it's it's really uh there's cat shit in your eggs think about what else is anywhere yeah and there's 12 kids and a bunch of wrestlers that would always they'd be training and people be staying there for the weekend and all this so there's always 25 people in the house

and a shitload of cats and it's just bedlam at this house man um but they do really well stew owns a wrestling territory cal Calgary Stampede Wrestling, so it's a big deal in Western Canada. It's the wrestling of Western Canada, so they make a lot of money over time. They have a big estate. This house, by the way, with all these people and cats and shit everywhere, is a big house on a giant estate,

and it's not like some dumpy, they're not like some white trash dumpy family on some trailer in the back of something. This is like, this is rich white trash. It's very strange. It's a weird situation here. This isn't like they're forced to live like this. They like it.

Oh, this is how they live. They enjoy it. They enjoy it. And all, like I said, and you'd think the daughters would be like one thing i'm not going to do is marry a wrestler because i don't want to be i'm so sick of hearing because you just hear apparently if you were upstairs you just hear wayward screams of horror coming from the basement yeah not just ah you'd hear like oh god and then that

would be that for a second. Please help me! They probably just think everybody's house is like this. And you just ignore that. That was just, oh, yeah, Dad's down there helping somebody. What the fuck is going on in this place? That's what I have to endure when I do my algebra homework. That's the thing. And he, yeah, can you, Jesus Christ, turn the TV down and please tell dad to ease up just a little

bit on those guys because i can't concentrate can he stop squeezing uncle owen's balls for a minute i can't read the great that's right i'm trying to understand what's up with the green light can you fucking help me here so uh by the way teddy heart is the last of the Hart clan to be trained in the dungeon. Okay. And this is from the time he can walk, pretty much. He's trained in the dungeon. So it's like he's – all of these people are wrestlers from birth. There was never anything else to do, and they just were in the dungeon.

And every summer, they'd have a ring in the yard that they'd run shit and train in and stuff. So, I mean, if you're a kid that likes wrestling and everybody's doing wrestling, it's a fucking dream. This is awesome. This is awesome. These kids are bouncing off their beds with their wrestling buddies. Yeah. And I've got actual wrestling buddies in a ring. That's the thing.

My uncles are on television. Right. I'm wrestling around with them and they're teaching me and i'm coming off the actual top rope not like my banister and pretending it's the top rope and making my little brother lay there and wait for an elbow smash that's not what's happening i feel like jordan uh balling up a piece of paper and throwing it in the basket going jordan pretty much that's pretty much what it is so he uh here are the sons and daughters of stew and helen and then we'll get down to where teddy is they had smith uh hart first uh so smith hart in 1948 he's a wrestler obviously and also goes

on to kind of be a promoter of his own bruce hart is next bruce is an interesting one he's uh he tried to kind of insert himself into the wwe in the 90s when they did this one angle and uh he's known i believe i don't want to say it if it's the wrong guy it's either no it's fucking bruce i believe if it's not bruce bruce i apologize and uh don't sue us because I'm saying it might not be you. I believe Bruce is the one who has a lot of rumors of hanging out with young girls and ended up marrying a young girl. A very an unreasonably young girl at an unreasonably old age as well. Because, yeah, that's because I've heard like Billy Jack Haynes. Because, yeah, that's because I've heard like Billy Jack Haynes and we're going to do a bonus episode on Billy Jack Haynes because he's just a crazy motherfucker all around and did a lot of crazy shit, ran drugs and shit. We have to do one on him because he talks about I want to say Bruce, but God damn it.

If not, Bruce, again, apologies, was like one of the Hart brothers was in a van with underage girls and he had to like he quit the territory because of it. He made a I don't know if it's true or not. Billy Jack Haynes is crazy. We don't know what he's doing anyway. But have we gotten to the point as a society where a 50 year old guy dating a 21 year old is not impressive? Have we gotten there yet? Because for years it was like, yeah, I got me a young one. And like guys are like, oh, good for you, bro. And they like high five an old man with a young girl.

Is it are we past that yet but i hope so we see it just depends on all of it depends a lot of it depends on money and class and it's a weird thing like have you ever seen the show marrying millions no have you okay there's a show called burying millions where it's you know quote unquote normal people are gonna are going out with rich people and know, that's the whole premise of the story. And there's a couple of, say, not May, December, say like February, New Year's Eve relationships going on here. So, you know, someone's like 20 and 60 somethings and shit like that happening. And I'm looking at it going, if if money is not involved, this is not happening.

Some 67 year old man walked up to a 22-old model and was like high on the street, she would have him arrested. I can give you a ride in my cab anywhere you want to go. Yeah. If he didn't roll down his limo window to ask her for whatever, then it wouldn't be the same thing. Ask her her Starbucks order. Everybody's looking for something there. That's a quid pro quo transaction is what that is here. We know what's happening here.

We know what's happening. Yeah, it's not whatever. So I don't know, though, because it's, and like rock stars, like Mick Jagger can be 93, go out with a 20-year-old Brazilian model, and everyone's like, that makes sense. It's like, huh? What are you talking about? Jack Nicholson they always talk about.

It's like, you know how many medications he probably has to take every day? How attractive is that? You're going to wake up with three 20-year-old girls and be like, get me my rattler of fucking pills. Pop open Wednesday. He gets shots of fish oil at this point, right? He's got to. Hey, sweetheart, pop open my Wednesday, will you?

I got to take the whole handful. I don't think that's very attractive. Daily pills probably for Jack Nicholson don't think that's very attractive. Daily pills probably for Jack Nicholson don't even fit in one of those anymore, right? No. He's got to have all sorts of shit, and he's got to squint at the bottles. Fuck Jesus Christ. Is this still good? Oh, boy.

This one's hard to get down. He's got to get orange juice because it's thicker. It's the only thing that'll push it down. It's a big horse pill. That's what's going on with 83-year-old men. I'm sorry. And if they want their dick to work, forget about it. It's a big horse pill. That's what's going on with 83-year-old men. I'm sorry. And if they want their dick to work, forget about it. It's a whole other problem.

More pills. Then you've got to balance that out with what's that going to do to their heart. It's a problem. So I really got sidetracked here. I just want to get, as a society, I'd love to get past that. It's disgusting. Stop. Yeah. Well, now we've made it so that everybody side

eyes that you might get an older guy who's like hey good for you buddy but anybody below that man's age is like come on bro like look at this fucking asshole whereas yeah we've made it really impressive if a woman pulls a much younger guy right and that guy is way more nefarious than that younger woman i'll tell you that right fucking now if you see that don't trust that guy for a no don't give him a dollar don't let him borrow your car don't don't give him anything because he's stealing it from her anyway that's what i mean he's just going to take it from her right it's possible for women have the capacity and this is you can say this is a misogynist thing but it's a compliment women have the capacity to to look beyond physical things at

some point and love people in certain ways that that men just don't have that capacity true and that's just that's what i mean it's the way it is yeah it's just the way it is and and there are women who truly love men who are fucking goblins and you're like how do you love that person like i don't know i just love his big ugly head and they love him they truly find him attractive whereas with men don't trust that motherfucker yeah i'm telling you right now yeah don't trust him no it's just and you know you'll say oh no this person's not no it's don't trust them it's their men are sleazy people and they're they're after something watch i just don't like the i mean obviously we have to have an age that's legal to fuck that i mean that just

has to be a thing otherwise people will there are horrible there are worse men than the guys that fuck the barely legal one oh yeah at yeah. At least they're waiting. Right. If they could, they'd fuck a 16-year-old. But at least they're like, I don't want to go to jail. Fine. If that's what keeps you from doing it, I don't even care. Just don't do it.

But that just tells you, if a dude that is constantly getting after chicks that are that age, they would absolutely fuck younger than that. It's just they're not allowed. Yeah, they're not allowed to. That's an absolute fact. It's completely i hate an arbitrary number added to it and but the guys that hover around it are the worst and like i i would never want to associate with a single person is like whether they're ceo no no billions of dollars guys that do that shit we want to kick them we've associated with plenty of them while we're getting paid for a weekend yeah comedy with them because but i still want to kick them to sleep yeah absolutely but you just described like every 52 year old comedian on the road

yeah you're like oh is this your you don't want to say it because it's you hope it's their daughter but you know it's not who's this this? That's my go-to. Hey, who's this? Yeah, hi. I don't step on anything. You explain it. Yeah. Look, am I going to take guesses?

All right, we got really off the charts there off the track. No, I took you off the track, for Christ's sake. So next is Bruce. Then is Keith after that. Again, a wrestler. Then Wayne. He briefly was a wrestler, but then he's a referee mainly after that. Then Dean.

Dean is a wrestler as well. Dean is the it's either Dean or Bruce. I'm not sure. The one that Billy Jack Haynes said was a pervert. Not the one we said is a pervert. Allegedly. And who knows? Allegedly and all legal protectors.

I don't know. We're not saying it's true uh then elizabeth after that who goes by ellie and she uh she ends up whatever then georgia after that another daughter then brett finally so he's right in the middle here yeah brett's middle of the pack and i guess on the younger end. Allison after that. Then Ross, another wrestler after that. Then 1963 is Diana. She's the one who married Billy Jack, or not Billy Jack Haynes, Davey Boy Smith, another three-word wrestler. Davey Boy Smith. And we've talked about that, that crazy book that she wrote that was just like the craziest fucking episode of more you've ever heard in your life

like just nuts about billy jar i keep saying billy jack haynes because i was talking about that no he's a fucking maniac he deserves what he gets but davy boy smith uh saying that she he would fucking drug her and and you know rape and rape her ass when she slept and like her and remember we talked about in the night heart episode because his wife said oh yeah me too oh yeah it was like a thing they did yeah so that's what was going on her crazy ass rape in your sleep that's horrible that's your drug stupor horrific that's what that is that is criminal that's what that is right on your wife that's criminal no matter who it's and that's some criminal is that is criminal that's what that is right on your wife that's criminal no matter who it's and that's some criminal shit unless she was like hey this is what i need you

to do i'm gonna watch tv at some point tonight just bring me something with drugs in it and then just totally fuck my ass when i'm sleeping that would be a different story you know like film it and i want to watch it when i get up and i'm gonna just fucking diddle i want to take care of your needs you understand i love that and what you want i just don't want to watch it when I get up and I'm going to just fucking diddle to that shit. I want to take care of your needs. You understand? I love being what you want. I just don't want to be awake for it. You know how that is. No, she's like,

it just turns me on to watch it later or something. And I'd still be like, no, that's creepy. I'm not doing that. Look at me going so hard. So now Helen, the mother of 12 children, was told that she probably wasn't going to be

able to have children when they were first, when she was younger. So that's pretty funny. Yeah. She spit out a shitload of children. She wanted to have 15 children. That's what they were going for. But they said they cut it short at 12 because she had, you know, medical problems, you know, and enough.

Well, your insides, I assume things wear out after a while. It's gotta be like a belt on a car like after 12 of them things are just gonna fall out of you like you've you've worn out your ovaries we can't fix it it's you've there are too too many babies in there just stop like a loose belt it squeals when you pee what is what is that when you pee involuntarily because you don't it just fucking i've heard that when you laugh, there's a squeal. I've heard women complain about that. If they've had a lot of kids, that's a problem where they're like, I don't know.

I don't know what that is medically. I'm not a doctor, but that sounds scary. And I'm really sorry that happens to you. It's a bad elastic somewhere, right? Tell me if you were a woman, would you ever have a child? No fucking way. If if we switched right now to only men could have children somehow biologically if we woke up to there would be no more children born no

an adoption would be booming oh that's until we ran out of kids and that would be it then right end of society because we'd be like i'm not doing that are you fucking crazy we would adopt foster homes out of business yeah Yeah, we did it for millions of years. Why was your fucking problem? We're not doing it. That sounds like it hurts. It's my fault. You're dumb? What?

Jesus Christ. You shouldn't have done that. What were you doing fucking us for all those millennia? What the hell's wrong with you? That sounds like a bad deal. Yeah, it's not good. No. Okay.

Now, Smith had six children. So now're gonna break the branch the tree off uh he had six children four of which biologically are his two of which are adopted here um his uh wife here okay bruce has five children and uh a junior in there course. So a bunch of kids there. And let's see, Diana and Davey Boy Smith here. They were married. Keith has three children. Also, holy shit, there's so many kids here. Dean has one child. Ellie has three daughters from Jim Neanville Neidhardt, one of them being the wrestler, Natalia Neidhardt there.

And Georgia has four kids georgia's married to beach uh bj anus and they have like we said annie angela uh matthew and teddy yeah okay uh now brett obviously has a bunch of kids as well he named them weird shit he named one uh blade no he named a kid blade like the wesley snipes character yeah he named him blade i don't know why he did that there um so yeah brett's been married three times as well uh a couple kids for all the others diana and davey boy there owen and martha have a son as well uh then there's other kids from around too because, because there's cousins of Davey Boy involved. There's a huge, huge, huge wrestling family here. Now, let's see here.

There's also, Jesus, great-grandchildren and in-laws. This section is, holy Jesus Christ, there's so much here on this shit. So many people that I'm not even going to get into it. Anyway, Stu Hart, like we said, Crazy Cats, Dungeon. Keep that in mind for later okay woman and 600 people were made because 600 people fell out that's how it worked they moved to a giant shoe in calgary and we have what we have so uh there uh they said basically that teddy was raised in the father's gym in calgary basically that was he was They were both, everyone was there all the time.

Their home was in the back of the building. There was no, you know, that's, his backyard was the gym, basically, is how they put it here. So when they would go to see their grandparents, like in the summer, that would be a big, huge deal because then they got to wrestle and fuck around. They said they formed the KWA,

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my sons were wrestlers from the days of cognition it was an integral part of their lives so that makes sense he says about teddy though quote he was a genetically engineered third generation wrestler who was the heir apparent to the heart foundation okay That's a lot. That's what Teddy was going to be. Teddy was the one. Teddy, out of the next generation of past Davey and Owen and Brett and all that, the next generation, he was the guy out of everybody as far as talent goes and charisma goes. If you watch him, you go, oh, yeah, that guy's got something. But then he'll go backstage and light a cat on fire and throw it at somebody. And you're like, well, you can't do that.

He didn't actually do that. I'm just saying he'd do something crazy like that. He did at one point be caught on film juggling cats, though, which is so bad. It was a joke in the jerk. Remember cat juggling? And he's like, ha ha ha ha. On the film. And he's like, I'll give anything to stop that. That was he was literally doing that cat juggling and he's like on the film and he's like i'll give anything to stop that that was

he was literally doing that cat juggling how long did he do that for how many how many cats did he did he throw i don't know they there was a they were filming trying to make a show and they submitted that to the animal to animal planet and on the footage was him juggling cats and animal planet was like yeah we're not gonna have this Oh, my God. You might as well have fucking Joe Exotic on there. Right. You know what I'm saying? While he shoots tigers. The Joe Exotic Teddy Hart hour.

And then just Teddy Hart moves on to the tiger farm with Joe Exotic. Teddy Hart moves to the tiger farm and Joe Exotic is shooting tigers, calling them bitches. Calling them bitches. And Teddy Hart's like, fuck yeah. Where's this been all my life jesus christ he's he would fit right in here so uh he says this is the father this is bj says that teddy's an incredible athlete he said that he won provincial awards in hockey boxing wrestling and even badminton and uh when you see him in the ring and he's an athlete obviously

like he's jumped the way he jumps around you and the balance he has and uh when you see him in the ring and he's an athlete obviously like he's jumped the way he jumps around you and the balance he has and shit like he's clearly an athlete obviously um they said that also he did gymnastics as well to help with that sort of thing and uh did a lot of trampoline work as well so he's got a lot of great balance and shit his father says that he once scored a 160 on an iq test that's what he said according to his dad which is very high 140 is genius uh 160 is really high but like i mean i think uh there's people that have like 200 that are like physicists crazy i think stephen hawking has some crazy high number and well yeah you know what i mean i'm saying in the book here in the in the list

on the on the list sure if this is the asteroids high score it doesn't matter who you know if you the guy's dead it's still there he has it yeah still has his record there we see him that's what i mean still you know sh is still up there sure is up above the 160 mark so he claims a 160 ikea his dad claims he that teddy has one also teddy he says was hyperactive and rambunctious and a big pain in the ass yeah he says quote he was a bit of a wild child you really couldn't tell him anything which yeah that's how hyperactive kids yeah a hyperactive kid that likes to bounce around. And despite of playing 14 sports, too, he was still hyper. That's a lot of hyper. So they said his brother was the one guy who could talk to him, his little brother, because they were kind of partners in crime, basically, Matthew there.

And they always dreamed that they were going to be the new Hart Foundation someday. and they always dreamed that they were going to be the new Hart Foundation someday. If you don't know, though, that was Bret Hart and Jim the Anvil Neidhart were the original Hart Foundation, and it's kind of a legendary tag team there. So 1995, this is July 1995, in Rockyford, Alberta, Canada here, he teams up with his brother Matthew to have a match. At 15 years old. At 15, and his brother's 12 wow so you know just almost 13 so that's they're really young they uh they beat they beat their

cousin harry smith who is davey boy smith's son right and uh tj wilson who is fuck he's a he was in uh tyson kid maybe i think but he's a he made it as a wrestler on one of the i think in wwe so later on so yeah he's no i want a luke's kid yeah so luke's yeah luke's young man the young boy so 1996 this is right after this a couple months later, Matthew, the younger brother, who's 13 years old at this time, dies at age 13. He dies of necrotizing fascistice. Fascistice? Fascistice?

Wow. F-A-S-C-I-I-T-I-S. You fall asleep and you just die? No, it's worse than that. That would be very preferable to what this is. He contracted a progressive bacterial infection causing toxic shock syndrome with associated necrotizing fascistus. Can we get the cat shit off the counter now, Grandpa? Flesh eating disease.

Doctors plan to halt it with multiple amputations, but Matt died in two weeks. They couldn't trim him fast enough. They couldn't trim it away fast enough. Now, this disease here, also known as flesh-eating disease, it's an infection that results in the death of parts of the body's soft tissue. It's a severe disease of sudden onset that spreads rapidly. Symptoms include red or purple skin in the affected area, severe pain, fever, and vomiting. And the most commonly affected areas are the limbs and perineum.

So watch your taint, everybody. So everyone is going to be excessively checking their arms, legs, and taints tonight for anything that could eat their taint away and kill them in two weeks here. Anything that could eat their taint away and kill them in two weeks here. Apparently, typically the infection enters the body through a break in the skin, such as a cut or a burn. And risk factors are if you have a poor immune function, if you have diabetes, cancer, shit like that, IV drug use. Shit that'll fuck up your system, basically. It's like Staph or MRSA. Except excessively it eats your flesh.

Right, obviously right. Yeah, it's really fast, really, really fast. It occurs in about 0.4 people per 100,000 in the U.S. and about 1 per 100,000 in Western Europe. That's too many. That's too many, yeah. What? That's way too common. That happens in America every year.

A lot. All the time. Yeah, 0.4 people out of 100,000. Way too many. That's a lot. Yeah, that's, wow, that is way more than I thought. Why aren't we all really scared of this? Flesh eating bacteria is one in every 200,000 people.

What? Stop, fuck, yes, keep your mask on but get it like a hazmat suit also and don't go out of your house because apparently flesh-eating bacteria is it's knocking on the door it's uh most of you are going to die of it so yeah it's it's yeah that seems just like so much it really does it's very, very frightening, except not all those people die. Apparently, it's pretty easy to prevent. It can be prevented with wound care and hand washing. So just wash your shit, basically.

If you get a cut, wash it. And wash your shit. Shit and wash it. It's the same, and it's still spreading. Still. Nobody washes. No, no. That's the same. Yeah. It's still spreading. Still. But it's nobody washes. No, no. That's the thing.

It's the people that were all filthy. It's usually treated with surgery to remove infected tissue and then IV antibiotics. They give you penicillin and shit like that. Despite grieving with good treatment, the risk of death is between 25 and 35 percent of the 0.4 percent. So you can say like 0.1 percent of out of 100,000 people. So good luck, everybody. Let's just say good luck. Sleep tight.

I don't know. Fun run. Just something's going to get you. We'll put it that way. And it affects both sexes equally. So ladies, don't think you're fucking immune to this because it's coming for you just as much. More common among older people because of the fact that their immune systems are less robust and rare in children. So there you go. It's been around for thousands of years also.

It's like a really common thing throughout the years. So they did a tribute show at 16. 16 years old for Teddy Hart. They did a tribute show at 16 and 16 years old for teddy hart they did a tribute show to his dead brother yeah and uh the true not the whole show but they did a tribute and wrestled in the opening match of it's a dark match of a world wrestling federation wwe at the time wwf house show in calgary so dark matches before them before what you would see like on tv and if they taped it and we're showing it somewhere there there's always like two matches beforehand that no one sees only the live crowd sees it just to get the crowd going that's all they are they're

like the guy who uh they're like the the warm-up comic for a sitcom before you see the taping there's a guy out there going you ever notice when he came over here on the freeway this happened and that happened that's that guy so kind of what they do with is it's it's the way they try people out too because if no one gives a shit about these people so if you can get the crowd to care about your match at all they're like oh look at this guy he's you know he's gonna be good so he's 16 years old he opens here he teams with his cousin harry smith um here and uh versus a couple of guys one of them being tyson kid tj wilson and they do that and they said uh this is what uh he says teddy quote i know he'd be really happy to see all these people turn out i think i'd like to think he's got his cat and his coffee in his lap.

I don't know what's up with the cats here, man. This is really. Then later on, years down the road, Teddy would say about this whole thing, quote, you don't get a bigger high than that. It's why I love Vince McMahon. He made a bunch of my dreams come true. I'm sure he did. Which he did. Here, let's talk about one that he made come true. true i'm sure he did which he did here let's talk about one that he made true come true in 1998 the wwf at the time uh makes heart the youngest person ever to be signed to a wwf developmental

contract really he's 18 years old and they sign him to a contract here because he's a legacy it's the same reason they signed the rock immediately he He's a third-generation guy. They'd hired everyone else in his family. They're going to give him a shot to develop here. So they send him to Dory Funk Jr., who is Terry Funk's older brother. And he was NWA champion. He's a legendary wrestler forever and ever. They send him down there to train at 18 years old. He's going to fulfill his dream and be in the WWF.

Grace. Grace is fun yeah this is grace because at this point it really there's not a lot of high spots for him at from now on and i don't mean that in a wrestling way i mean that in a life way not a lot of high spots or high points that same year of his best friend committed suicide he was a high school athlete they made a big deal out of it locally um then a couple months after that owen hart fell from the ceiling right and uh you know in st louis there and died so that's that's an issue that was a big deal that was his uncle and somebody he really really looked up to because owen is he wrestles way more like owen than anybody else in his family because owen was more of a flyer you know at the time now it's considered pedestrian the shit he was doing but at the time he was a fucking innovator you know he he was jumping out of the rafters james yeah but that

that was you know that wasn't what i'm talking i'm talking about in the ring he was doing a lot of high flying shit not involving any kind of pulley system or ropes or anything here. So he was doing that like he had a real kind of crazy check because he wrestled in Japan a lot and that sort of shit. So he looked up to Owen a lot. So apparently that was a big deal as well for him. He'll end up being released from the WWE. He sticks around for about three, four years in one capacity or another, but he ends up being released before he ever comes up. He's just in developmental because they said he was a liability.

He would sleep late. He'd be late for things just because I slept too late. He said he was always stoned, refused to stop having a cloud of weed around his head at all times. And he would just kind of act out and be an asshole and leave sometimes and act like a real kind of a, just like act like he was bigger than the whole thing. Took it for granted. This is going to be here always because that's what we do. That's it. That's what my whole family wrestles.

I'll wrestle too. Everyone's been saying how talented I am since I'm six. that's what we do that's it that's what my whole family wrestles i'll wrestle too they everyone's been saying how talented i am since i'm six you know in wrestling most of the time in wrestling these guys we talk about it's like they're kind of they might have played a little high school football or something but they're a lot of times they're just kind of fuck ups and they just kind of stumble into it but someone like this this is like this is like a football player who's been told how special he is a quarter this is like he's like who's been told how special he is. He's like Todd Marinovich, you know what I mean?

Since he was a kid, he's just special. So he says, this is Teddy, quote, it was so fucking scary. I had no life experience. I didn't know if I wanted to get up at 5 in the morning for the next 20 years. Well, I mean, you're going to get. Welcome to the club, motherfucker. I was going to say, you're going to get up at 5 motherfucker he's gonna say you're gonna get up at five in the morning for the next 20 years either way it's just a matter of where you're gonna go after you leave the house that's it that's the only difference where are you going at 6 a.m it's

different from most people yeah you're gonna go to a you know the next city whereas most people are gonna go to an office but either way everyone's up. So and also he claims that he they they treated him badly because of, you know, all the problems with Brett, because this was after the Montreal screw job with Bret Hart in 1997. You know, where Vince screwed him over and they had the big, you know, whatever. And they hated each other for 20 years. And, you know, Brett wrote books and talk shit and all that sort of thing so uh he thinks that that had something to do with it meanwhile he didn't get let go till you fuck it he got signed after the montreal screwjob so that makes no sense to say that like they brought him in just to mess with him for four years right because they don't you know that's you know how much shit do we talk

about vince mcmahon on this show i mean he gets he gets it worse good like he gets it as well maybe dana white gets it worse but other than that i don't know anybody who gets it as bad as vince mcmahon no vince is worse because dana white doesn't have a character where he's telling people to take his take their fucking shirts off right in a lusty voice telling them to put overalls on so maybe it's worse to be dana white because at least you're you're characterizing uh at least we're making that is we're making vince funny and yeah you know semi just a cunt yeah i mean i wouldn't want to i don't want to imitate him just sit here and go that's the imitation there how's that danis i'm sullen yeah whereas at least vince will give you a little a little theater to go with the whole thing you know what i mean so this uh yeah that's kind of

ridiculous he's a fuck up that's why he got released and i think that'll be cemented over time because he's fired from everywhere he ever works. The shithole places, the big promotion, small promotions, in-between promotion. They all fire him for being a complete dipshit. And that's the rest of the episode here. We'll talk about it. 2001, he has a son. A son is born, Jimmy.

A son with his ex-girlfriend and uh named kim and his uh son he names bradley after his father all right so a tribute to his father that's very nice very nice he didn't name him after himself so thumbs up there um some point in here he marries a woman named faye and that'll fall apart later because he'll have girlfriends and there'll be videos of him with like two women i don't know if one of them's his wife or not and the women are like making out and oh boy the whole thing's weird so i don't know what's going on but he's married to a woman named faye for a while uh she also was involved in his wrestling career and was like a valet and kind of a wrestler and shit like that everybody works in the business and he takes

him into the indie scene with them and it's all weird uh also around this time period davey boy smith dies after he's after when his kid is born um his father says of teddy quote he's lost so many people i'm surprised he hasn't hung himself he would have had access and he was said he was happy that vince mcmahon shit canned him because he said quote he would have had access to the drugs and lifestyle of that world and he'd be dead i'm just glad uh that he's not so yeah that's yeah i'm surprised he hasn't hung himself it's wild well hope he doesn't watch this he's lost so many people i'm surprised that son of a bitch ain't hung himself i mean jesus christ what a fucking horrible thing to say publicly i'd blow my brains out if i was him teddy you should

blow your brains i'm just i'm as your dad i'm just saying i'm you know i think maybe it's time ridiculous bobby brown has lost kids and a wife and all kinds of shit people are like saying that shit about him publicly recently i don't know how he keeps going every day yeah what are you talking about lust for crack will keep anyone going you ever watched dope sick love yeah it'll keep you i mean think about the lust for crack keeps you going forever forever that's me that people say that shit about bobby and it's like he's still alive he could read this calm down don't worry he wants crack up every day shut the fuck up he'll be back tomorrow looking for more crack i'm sure it's fine don't worry about it so he's surprised his son isn't dead interesting so uh also this is a filmmaker who was on and off making a documentary about him later he says quote i meet wrestlers

who can't bear to be in the same room as ted he says but when i ask would you wrestle him they say oh god yeah absolutely so that's how teddy is in the ring if you look up his shit on youtube especially his older stuff not now because he's insane the last five years or so but look up this shit from around this era in the ring there's nothing to really scoff at the guy he's a heart number one so he knows what he's doing he's technically sound he looks smooth he's not clumsy he looks he looks like it's second nature doing what he's doing and then he's he's athletic as shit he does a lot of crazy moves and flips and and he's very accurate with stuff he's he's really good like it's you look at

him and you go wow like i could see at that time period you go holy shit he's gonna be a huge star someday if he's just wasn't insane so uh you know they hate him don't want to hang out with them but in the ring great no problem sure you hear that a lot actually with wrestlers like i can't stand the guy but it's kind of the opposite of comedians. Like comedians, it's like you don't want to work with somebody because that means you have to hang out with them for hours backstage. You know, that's the problem. Whereas these people, I'll work with them, but I don't want to have to, like, go places with them or travel with them or eat with them or anything, because that sounds like a nightmare. I'll be booked with them in the city that I live, but I don't want to fucking go to Houston with them. Exactly.

I don't know. We'll go separately. So he ends up in Ring of honor wrestling after that roh and uh so september 20th 2003 he wrestles for ring of honor in philadelphia and he defeated tj wilson the guy he's been wrestling with since he was a kid who uh so it's funny how these guys are always wrestling each other all over the place for the next 15 years so uh 2001 here he wrestles a lot for ring of honor uh there's one particular night november 1st 2003 he's in a ring of honor show in elizabeth new jersey it's a called a scramble cage match and um it's like who knows what the shit was going on in it lots of crazy shit in a cage i assume so uh apparently

you know he loses his part of the match which was part of the deal and he just started doing moon salts and like all sorts of crazy shit off the top of the cage rather than like you know acting like he's hurt from the stuff he just got hurt with because normally in wrestling if you get beat then they beat you up and you know hurt a part of you you know you land on your head you fucking do whatever fuck up your back and then they pin you and then you act like that kills you all the way back to the dressing room like oh jesus christ i'm dying like that's ideally how it's supposed to go. Not always. I'm going to go get it.

Oh, God, look at me. Or even the little limp. Oh, he's been fucking with my knee the whole match. You're supposed to sell what was happening to suspend disbelief. Just hop up. All right, then. Good job. And then strut back to the ring.

It's like, well, that was a waste. So he just pops up and starts doing moonsaults and shit off the top of the cage which is just you know not what he's supposed to do apparently um then he throws up at ringside that's awesome all over the place yeah now apparently uh this pissed off pretty much everybody in the promotion yeah that he was gross he was fucking around they said he endangered some people because he was just flying through the air landing on people without them knowing it was coming. That's shit they really have to plan out. You can't just look up and be like, oh, shit, dude's coming and try to anticipate it and do the, you know, you have to know what you're supposed to do.

The fall has to be. It's a dance. Right. It's not just selling that at that point. It's selling it safely. Yeah. You can't just walk up to someone and dip them involuntarily in a dance they'd be like jesus you'd fall on their fucking head they need to know it's coming so they can put their weight the right way it's gotta go to a chiropractor you fucking

jerk otherwise they're just gonna try to get away from you and fling themselves on the ground what are you doing to me so uh anyway they're all pissed off at him. Now, I will say he says that he had a concussion, got a concussion during the match and doesn't even remember any of this shit, which is he threw up at ringside. That might be right. That might be why he's throwing up. They don't know if basically he was on drugs. He was just a fucking asshole. Or if he had a legitimate concussion and was a fucking student and didn and didn't know what he was doing which i mean i don't know i kind of if someone says they had a concussion in a thing like that i might give them the benefit of the doubt on that but uh i don't know apparently

not because they got super pissed off apparently even after guys tried to like you know hang on and like hey let's not do that you know let's not jump off the top of the cage and stuff. He would like break away from him and climb up the cage like a psychopath. So what happens is it was so bad that once he got in the backstage area, the people running the promotion had to pretty much quell a lynching of him, basically, by the entire roster that wanted to kick the living shit out of him. Right. For, you know, for doing this. So they had to basically throw him out of the dressing room and kick him off the premises to keep him from getting his ass kicked by a group of villagers with pitchforks and torches, essentially. So Conan, who remember Conan from WCW? He was he was uh bald guy he kind of had like a you know kind of like

west coast kind of gangster kind of a character at the time he'd be like hey everybody have like a real like put on you know like i'm from i'm i'm paul rodriguez and born in east la like he'd really put on a really heavy like and that was conan that was conan yeah but conan it was actually he's like a legend in mexico as a wrestler he's a huge legend down there and he's in charge and has a big say and not in charge of but has a big say in the promotions down there and always has so uh apparently conan was here also and he says quote you've really got to have a lot of heat to have for this to happen they kicked him out of the dressing room and threw his luggage out oh they just tossed him like he's

a drunk from a bar fucking uh yeah uh conan says he has more charisma than just about any three guys you can put together he looks like a star he acts like a star he's an incredible wrestler the fans love him so um yeah but then later on he'll make a fool of him conan will say he made me look bad because i believed in him so that'll that'll come later on um now cm punk who was a big deal very recently in the wwe and everything here he was in roh at the time and made a big deal out of this and, you know, kind of talked a lot of shit here. He said, quote, the business is dangerous enough. You put some of the boys in a really horribly horrible, potentially dangerous position, and then you cry about being blackballed.

You whine about not being able to compete on an equal level. And truthfully, that's nobody's fault but your own. Learn some etiquette. So that's just interesting to say to a guy who you know his family kind of i mean one thing he would know would be etiquette i mean right he's clearly uh he's been trained in it since birth at what wrestling etiquette is he's probably either willfully ignoring it or doesn't care that's probably the thing but learning it he doesn't have to do so uh cm punk is mad respected in wrestling now. Oh, he is. He always was.

He's known as a really good wrestler. That's why. So apparently later on, this came to a head in Nashville when they were at a TNA weekly pay-per-view back in the day before they had a television show. back in the day before they had a television show and teddy ran ran into cm punk uh you know uh rightfully at the white trash cafe which seems like the perfect place for this meeting yeah if i'm being honest here uh sabu was there also do you know sabu is crazy fucking yeah giant guy no no he's smaller guy but he's insane he does barbed wire matches. Sabu, he was an ECW guy. He's fucking incredible. Does crazy shit.

I don't know who he is. He's insane. He's the most scarred guy. I mean, it was pretty obvious when I said he was big. Yeah, he's not big. He's 210 pounds, probably. Who am I thinking of that's the giant guy that is like an islander that sounds like that? Haku.

Haku. Haku. He wasn't giant either, but he was a tough son of a bitch no but he was still bigger than than sabu so anyway uh they they were all there apparently this is from teddy's uh point of view here teddy said he went to the white trash cafe because he was drawn to it like a beacon in the sky that's how that works because it is my flame to my mom that's what it was yes that was the the fucking heart signal he just uh they maybe they have cats there he too many cats he said he told punk to wipe the smile off his face and to meet him outside to fight him like a man that's what he said you meet me outside he says that once they got outside that obviously he had to take off and this is this article talks about he was talking

about in a shoot interview and he said he had to take off his earrings and his thirty thousand dollar necklace and all that stuff you know he has to make sure you know he's a hot shot he's doing that at the white trash cafe that the white yes exactly teddy then said that cm punk slapped him in the face slapped him in the face and he said quote a bitch can slap but i'm not a bitch which i don't know what that means exactly i think yeah a slap in the face should be followed with a punch to the nose right if you're gonna if you're fighting i'm saying right if you're fighting a man if you go if you say meet me outside other man because we're gonna settle this like men and he slaps you you're fighting, I'm saying, if you're fighting a man, if you go, if you say, meet me outside other man, because we're going to settle this like men and he slaps you. You're like, oh, the fight started.

OK, and then you got to catch back up again. So it's begun. I need to raise the ante. I feel you. Yeah, we started. Let me close my fist on you there. Ante up is what you just said. Yeah.

So then he said that Punk was it was a weak slap and Punk should hit the gym because Punk is not a big guy. No, he's kind of a skinny little guy. He said, you know, you should do that. And they went back and forth and then they they ended up kind of wrestling around. And Sabu ends up pulling them apart, basically breaking the streets of Nashville on the streets outside the white trash cafe, which seems like the perfect place for this argument. streets outside the white trash cafe which seems like the perfect place for this argument right they should set up ropes around that and just have people settle their hash out their trashery out in front of there i think it's fine lenny dykstra is finding his teeth in the dumpster out back i kind of pictured him with a giant like a like a circus master top hat on and a microphone saying, come on, come on. With a whip. Yeah. Come on, come on, everybody.

White trash fights on the street. White trash fights. Oh, he drags a wrestling clown by a leash. Winner gets to help me find my teeth. White trash fights. Oh, christ so yeah uh teddy still demands an apology from cm punk and uh that's how that is so he's not getting it i don't i think it's probably over by now i don't think he's getting it yeah probably not uh so then he's this is when he's in tna he goes to tna and it's hard to tell he's in like a bunch of promotions that it's, I mean, I didn't follow this shit, so it's hard to.

It might have been good shit. I mean, ROH at this time, I know, is considered amazing. A lot of great matches. Early 2000s? Yeah, to mid-2000s, even up for years after that. It was considered really good wrestling and shit like that. TNA was fucking unwatchable at this point. When first came around that shit was terrible it just wasn't good it was never it never even got good in years but i mean it was really bad back then and um so he's

involved in that kind of shit he also ends up in major league wrestling mlw which he'll come back and forth to a million times here uh that's in New Rochelle, New York now. Apparently it used to be in Philly. All the indies used to be in Philly because ECW was there. Philly has a very rabid kind of underground wrestling fan base. Yeah, if it's grimy, Philly loves it. Yeah, if you've ever seen old ECW shows in the bingo hall there with no air conditioning in august and philly and philly's such a an awesome city uh for entertainment they will

they eat everything i fucking love philly we love going to philly i just i love it there i love the i just love the people there man philly is cool as shit you know right where you stand in philly and i dig it yeah i like it i like how let you know and that whole brotherly love is bullshit they don't i mean in terms of yeah be around but don't be in my life don't yeah i mean don't be my actual brother but be like you know in like a abstract sense like we're all people it's a nice looking dog stay the fuck away from my dog i like the fact that when philly at a show if somebody says something, because a lot of times it shows it's not a heckle, somebody will try to say something helpful.

They'll shout something out that doesn't help at all, mind you. It never does. Unless we go, hey, what is that thing? And we're asking you to shout. Otherwise, you're just fucking up the rhythm, even if you're trying to be. But we understand. It's just. I said I love you, James.

But you take anything they try to say as a compliment because they were listening and they felt like they were in the conversation with us so they feel like they're just interjecting so i don't in most places you're like oh okay and you make a joke and you try to softly tell them to shut the fuck up this town in oklahoma is 30 minutes from tulsa i've been there shut the fuck up whereas we have to go hey that's terrific no one cares where you've been there. Shut the fuck up. Whereas we have to go, hey, that's terrific. No one cares where you've been and blah, blah, blah,

but make it a joke. Whereas in Philly, and then they're like offended still, even though you said it nice. In Philly, they're like, yeah, we love you. And you're like, shut the fuck up.

And they're like, sorry, you're right. My bad. Oh, they bought tickets too? You're right. I should shut up. Or even better, you say,

shut the fuck up. And they go, fuck yeah. And they clap. Like, i love this place tell her james tell me thank you for yelling at me that was great you're right i should i should have shut the fuck up i don't know what i'm thinking but they can take that in philly and they love it they're like yeah you're right i should have shut the fuck up whereas other places are so sensitive i can't deal with that at all calm down it's your sensitivity yeah if we're yelling at you for messing a show up you should be like oh yeah i shouldn't have messed the show up so this uh jesus christ so anyway mlw has been around for a long time and he is in it all over the place they formed the heart foundation 2.0 during this and the new Hart Foundation.

It's never good when something's the new in wrestling, the new or 2.0. Yeah, see the new rockers in the late 90s. It doesn't work very well. Any wrestling fans would know. Now, Jimmy, I have to turn the monitor towards you to show you this. This is a picture of Teddy Hart in the ring. Now, do you notice anything in this picture? There's a man behind him that

looks exactly like me you found him you fucking found him that's the only yeah it's like looking in the fucking mirror jimmy it's are you there did you go to this show it sure appears that way did you sit next to a man with a blackhawk shirt and a and a short asian man right like five rows back did that poor bastard get my face i will post that on social media as part of this that'll be one of the things because you really need to see how remarkable it is that this people post pictures constantly about this guy looks like you that guy fucking looks like me. There's a million pictures of Teddy Hart, and I saw that in the crowd.

I was like, is that Jimmy? And I clicked on it. I was like, this looks, holy shit. He needs to see this. This is disturbing. It's the most like anyone I've ever seen, especially right now, because his beard and your beard are identical. It's disturbing.

I know my face. I'll give me that. You do. His glasses are exactly the same. Just me. You didn't even have to. What was that, half a second? You don't say anything.

Well, there's a man behind him. Well, it helps, too, that he's directly over Teddy Hart's head. Right. He's right there. He's right there. You can't miss him. The wait is over. So far, you're not losing.

The only thing you're losing is my patience. Quickly, I see that. Bing! The queen of the courtroom is back. I didn't do anything. You wouldn't know the truth if it came up and slapped you in the face. I see he's not intimidated by anything. I can fix that.

New cases. She wanted to fight me. Leave her alone. Okay, so, um... This is not a so. This is a period. Classic Judy. Did you sleep with her?

Yes, Your Honor. You married his cousin. His brother. That's not him. Yes, ma'am. I would make a beeline for the door. The Emmy Award- winning series returns. How did I know that?

I have a crystal ball in my head. It's an all new season. It's streaming. You can say anything. Judy Justice. Only on Freebie. So, 2005, he returns to the wwe again briefly so they're starting to they're kind of testing him out he makes several appearances working in dark matches which we talked about before

he's beat by his cousin harry smith and a couple uh he works on one of their shit shows velocity which was one of their i don't know what night one of their shit shows, Velocity, which was one of their, I don't know what night, one of their non-SmackDown or Raw shows, basically. And he loses a match there, too, just, you know, kind of being a jobber. In 2006, he and several of his relatives attended the induction of Bret into the WWE Hall of Fame. Oh, great. So that was, yeah, that was, they were all there. wwe hall of fame oh great that was yeah that was they were all there um so he then tried to just get a he gets a tries to get a development deal with wwe and they sign him to a development deal at this point and they assign him to florida championship wrestling which is their developmental

facility down there uh he does some shit for ohio valley wrestling also he uh who he faced john cena at six flags kentucky kingdom so there's there's that uh 2006 i believe yeah july of 2006 holy shit an outdoor show in kentucky in late july oh boy is that sticky yeah yikes you're gonna have some cena against john cena that guy works hard yeah at the time with his jean shorts i think right has he gone to cargo now i don't know i don't know rolled up sleeves very strange looking man oh yeah it's it isn't it's a odd choice let's do that but i don't yeah it's a strange and like cross trainers back in the day. What are you wearing? This is his outfit. He just looks like a he looked like a frat guy who got like they they bought eight doses of steroids for like the whole like upper class of the frat. And he just he's jacked it all into himself. And he's like, I'm the biggest frat guy ever.

That's what it looks like. Look at me. And they're all like, oh, my God. He was so clean and handsome all the time i don't know what's going on with him he wasn't there was nothing intimidating about him like that's always gonna be a good guy yeah he's always smiley and yeah except that he did try to rap earlier on in his career that's not good no no it didn't make him like a bad guy but it made you want to punch him so there's that

you know i don't know if that was what they were going for though i think they were trying to endear him to you with the rapping i wish he would have just been an actor because he's fucking hilarious he is a funny actor he is so funny but is he funny because he's him you know what i mean maybe so he you know what i'm saying i don't know in that amy schumer movie where he told her to flip over because she looked like a boy oh yeah yeah okay yeah no he sold that fucking part so well being a creep he's got good timing he's so funny so uh by the end of i think 2007 he is he gets fired again for uh he gets fired again and uh uh this is for they said it basically it's the same shit he got fired for the first time he says it's retaliation following brett's tell-all book in which uh hitman calls vince mcbann the grim reaper of wrestling so he

says that's what it was but he's the only one of his family who got fired because like everyone else works there yeah so you know all of his cousins it's just him he 2000 the scapegoat for the whole family always they said you know i just wanted to trash me and let everyone else skate i get it right i get it he is on that wrestling society x in 2006 2007 remember that on mtv it was really weird it was shot weird it was like dark but uh it was called pull that shit because of the ufc fight uh show getting great things i don't know it was uh it was it premiered in january 2007 had to be then the ufc house was like that was like oh four to oh six or something yeah i remember this but i don't remember if it was like i don't think it was like that it wasn't like ufc house like it was like an actual

wrestling show oh it was just that was the name of the promotion was wrestling society x yeah it was just this weird they filmed it different it was dark it might have had other shit on it but i don't remember that i just remember seeing seeing it. And so, I don't know. He's on that. And basically, they ceased operations after their fifth show, and then the show was canceled, and that was that.

Not fifth season. No, no, fifth show. Fifth show. So that was that. He goes to Jersey. What is it? Jersey Wrestling here. Jersey All-Pro Wrestling here

because he was there in 2004 and went on and off till 2007 so he goes back there in 2008 and late 2007 he also now goes to triple a in mexico and this is uh triple a in mexico mexico this is huge down there yeah mexico has never wrestling kind of wanes and and then gets popular and then popularity wanes. Ebbs and flows. Ebbs and flows. Here, Mexico and Japan, it doesn't ebb or flow. It's like football is in the U.S.

It's constant. Yeah, it's their popular thing that they do. And it's a big deal. I mean, Mexico, there's all sorts of traditions and the guys with the masks and all sorts of shit. People don't know who they are. Still, to this day they keep their identity secret and shit i love that it's fucking awesome that's cool as shit right yeah i think it's cool too so i didn't want to be a dork about it but i think it's fucking cool they should do so yeah they do uh he was a he's a heel down there. In 2010, he suspended indefinitely.

And then he comes back. We'll find out more about that. He has a match in 2009 with ROH again. They let him back in after his cage thing. He's just one match. Also in 2009, they're shooting a documentary called A Heart Still Pounding. It was originally called Ted Hart's Truth and Reality but it was almost shut down because

they had problems working with him. So instead they just renamed it A Heart Still Pounding and made it not from his point of view and made it from however they wanted to tell it. So he was being a dick. Which is you don't fuck with people who you sign a release to whatever you filmed with just do

your job yeah so uh mexico again in 2010 um he's fired quickly there rehired later on fired again he's fired and rehired from mexico all the time uh 2012 when he goes back he has a pretty pretty decent run down there actually for, for a little bit, anyway. Not a decent run, but he competes at TripleMania 20, which I think is their WrestleMania. TripleMania. I don't know. They had 20,000 people there. Wow.

Yeah, pretty wild. So he participates in all of that. He's fired from Mexico again, obviously. One of the guys down there, Conan, we'll just talk about Conan again, he says that he'd show up late for work. He said, quote, he'd go into business for himself, which means they'd have something planned, you know, no one wrestling. Going to business for yourself would be like if me and Jimmy were doing this

and Jimmy just was like, hey hey let me tell you about my dog and like did 20 minutes on his dog in the middle that had nothing to do with the show a dog never came up yeah it's just he was just that would be going into business for himself like fuck the show i need to make this about me yeah that would be so in wrestling terms obviously that's they have a plan and he decides to try to make himself look better, even though that's not the fucking plan. So that would be crazy. Anyway, he gets fired, so he goes into business for himself. He would leave in the middle of a match.

He was smoking pot everywhere. Just everywhere. He always had chicks around him, but they didn't know what they were doing so he was bringing untrained amateurs into a professional setting he'd bring cats backstage with the with the litter box and it's like bro what the fuck no don't do that yeah the wrestling locker room's kind of uh it's a private environment it's the green room in comedy it's the same thing you know just let people in there to disrespect it and you know what i'm saying it's a sanctuary and it's the green room in comedy it's the same thing you know just let people in there to disrespect it and you know what i'm saying it's a sanctuary and it's a litter box he brings a bunch of untrained

people too like he'll bring an entourage of women because he wants to fuck some girls so he'll be like hey you can be in the wrestling show and they're like oh really and then they fuck up the show but he gets to bang them because they went out in front of people and he'll bring like cats and all this shit and people are just trying to get along and do their work here this is ridiculous i'm bringing turbos on the roads this summer you shouldn't you really should so according to teddy his cat his favorite cat mr money as he called him uh is an emotional support animal that was licensed to him after a psychiatric evaluation he also breeds persian cats and sells weed also at the same time during this that's what according to him he says that the last few years

he's made more income from those endeavors than from wrestling yeah so would you like to see him with his cat i can't wait there you go it's a persian oh oh he's he loves those yeah the flat-faced ugly ones is that an actual tattoo on his chin no no no it's just he's got his goatee shaved into like scratches that's a goatee yeah yeah that's his like that's his facial hair that he planned out facial hair yeah that he shaved into into well they're scratches that's what he says they are like like a cat scratches because he's a he's a cat person. I guess that's the $30,000 necklace he had to take off to slap CM Punk. To fight CM Punk because it's got diamonds all over it.

Is that cat expensive? Apparently, but we'll talk about his cats. Because there's this one book about, it's a strange, strange book about the he's got a girlfriend. We'll talk about that. It goes missing. And there's a book about it, but they don't really talk about the girlfriend that goes missing. They just bring up a bunch of weird shit. And one of the weird shit they bring up is about his about his cats.

And they said that he, quote, he often attains entry into public venues, hotels, and airplanes with his living merchandise. This being the cat. Because he breeds and sells these cats. That's what he's doing. He alleges that he possesses a letter from a professional asserting that they are service animals.

This claim saves him money on round-trip flights on which charges for a companion or commodity animals in the U.S. could command $400 per kennel and may also require advanced reservations along with time-consuming usage of the cargo hold rather than the passenger cabin. According to the Americans with Disabilities Act and Florida state laws, public facilities and transportation carriers are required to accommodate only certified disability service animals. Such animals are trained to perform specific necessary tasks for a person with a documented disability. On the face of it, Teddy and his cats do not meet this standard. Similarly, there are suspicions that he does not qualify for the disabled parking permit that he uses. They're really getting a handicap.

What they're getting in deep. I mean, he does moonsaults off the top rope. The Americans with Disabilities Act in Florida state laws do not necessarily require public venues, hotels and transportation carriers to accommodate emotional support animals. Deliberate mislabeling or overstatement of a companion animal or emotional support animal as a disability service animal is a second degree misdemeanor in the state of florida wow so misrepresentation of your animal will get you a ticket florida if you see some fucking asshole walking around pretending like their fucking pet is a service animal when they're not guess what you can do don't because you should never call the cops on anybody but you at least have that in your pocket tell them it's florida statute 413.08

just say you know you're breaking florida statute 413.08 and you tell them what i just told you bullshit animal yeah they'll be like oh my god so um he also they say that he is not in possession of the required licenses in florida to breed and house large numbers of animals at his residence. This means that there's nothing official to quantify the percentage of his kittens that are healthy and survive to the point of sale. They also said that his commodities, his cats are often described as Persian, but it does not appear that they're registered or certified as such by the global accrediting body the cat fanciers association that's the global accrediting body by the way the cat fanciers association i just switched sides i just switched sides i was totally on their side and then i heard they're the cat fanciers association i went you know what fuck them breed all the no i don't want

you to breed all the persians you want but can we get a better more official name than that that doesn't sound like a body who has any authority does it what is the dog one who the fuck knows the the goddamn the the dog uh waggy for pups association i don't know. The Cat Fanciers Association? Are you shitting me? Oh, Christ. That's the licensed global accrediting body. No. What are the papers that you get for dogs?

There's an organization. It's not like that. It sounds so much more. It's the AKC. Is it like the American Kennel Club or some shit? It's not the Cat Fanciers Association. That shows you how much less people give a shit about the breed of a cat. Right. They give you something printed out on dot matrix paper that you have to get the perforated edges off of it when they print it out for you.

It's one of those big, long ones. Meanwhile- Cat fanciers. Sounds like people that fuck cats that sounds like a magazine for cat fuckers yes it does it has like ads in the back for people putting their cats up for fuckings it's disgusting salmon flavored rubbers yeah all sorts of fucking all sorts of cat fucking paraphernalia. All sorts of sexy cat garb. Salmon oil, lube.

They say here, if this is the case, consumers who believe they're purchasing a costly purebred from him may be somewhat misguided. Oh, Jesus Christ, poor thing. Not the cat. You're that far involved with cats, you're the one that's misguided. Yeah, christ poor thing i'm not the cat you're that far involved with cats you're the one that's misguided yeah that you give a shit have you ever cared what breed of cat you never i've never looked at somebody's how rich do you have to be like every cat i've ever had oh look at that a black one it's a black one or i like those orange ones or it's got well it's one with really long hair or one with not really long hair. That's all. Those are the cats you have.

And it's whatever you kind of find. And whatever you pick. Someone has kittens. They got to get rid of them. I'll take one, whatever. Or one comes around your house and never leaves or some shit. But you don't go on. The furthest involved with cats I've ever gotten is all calicos are females.

If you know anything more than that, you're a fucking weirdo it's yeah that's all fancier you're a fancier you you license the fucking lube how do you like that stop fancying cats you creep fucking disgusting people with their cat fancies i'm a cat fancier really there's people that go home at night that's their job they're like i'm part of the cat fanciers association that's what i do we have to make sure all the cats are official like i check their buttholes just to make sure you could see in their buttholes how many rings they have in it if they're official or not it's like a tree trunk but more gross more gross count the anal glands that's it good god

so after this he returns to canada where he does what most people do when they're taking a hiatus from wrestling they commercially breed persian cats quote unquote persian cats yeah right and work as a security driver for an s for escorts as well oh my god so that's what he does because you know he's he's 200 pound guy he's tough guy you know that is a sweet gig he can moonsault off the top of the car and can land on somebody his job 200 yeah but how would you i just feel i don't know uh his job was to wait outside until the woman inside texted him and said that she was ready to come out. It's time to go. He'd knock twice on the door and wait for her to leave.

And then that was that. So he meets a couple of women that he will later get involved with and have some problems with later on as well. And we'll talk about them in a moment. He talks about this on the Cult Cabana podcast, which is an interesting podcast. Good stuff there. Colt's a good dude. Teddy claims that his wife ran the escort service. That's what he says.

His wife ran it. He says that, wow. He says he doesn't bring escorts to his shows. He said, quote, no, dude. These are girls like bartender, mother of three. I owned an escort agency with another woman here. He says that the girls, the escorts were managed with a phone, and his wife was eventually fined because two of the girls didn't have a proper license. So due to this, his wife got into financial trouble, and to get out, she became a high-end escort, is what he says.

To get out, she became a high end escort is what he says. To get out? To get out of the problems of money. And then he claims that he went along on some couples calls. I don't know what that means. Him and his wife are going to bang someone together. I don't know. Or the couple's going to bang his wife and he's going to watch her. I don't know what the fuck's going to happen there.

This is creepy. Fascinating. This is a different world. We'll put it that way to get out of coke james to get out of the coke game i became a coke addict to be guy with coke game i began to sell heroin heavy it's the only way out he he uh he says that he had an eight hundred thousand dollar mansion and he brought four girls in to service clients. So that's what he said. So that's what they were doing. Also, he's on the independent circus.

He's a circuit circus. Might as well be a circus. But he's on the indie circuit wrestling around for all sorts of different ACW and Dragon Gate USA. And what is this one? Inspire pure for our inspire pro pure prestige pure prestige no it's too many p's yeah that's that's a bad water is what that sounds like where they tried to put vitamins in it just yeah it tastes like metal it sounds like shit i'm not drinking your water so december 3rd 2014 he is uh a warrant is issued for him by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

Oh, no. For facing one count each of sexual assault and unlawful confinement, as well as three counts of assault. The charges apparently stem from incidents that took place in Edmonton between 2013 and 2014, involving two women ages 24 and 40. These are two women that he met that he would drive their escorts that he met. So at one point, when they were looking for him now, he was in the United States and they couldn't find him. They're trying to arrest him and he's out of the country. His mother, Georgia, says that he had relationships with the two women and that she had met them both in the past and she knows about them and she doesn't get this. And she denied that he's evading authorities.

She said, quote, he wasn't hiding or anything. He's in Texas wrestling. Duh. Go to Texas if you need him. She says that the charges are a total surprise and she believes her son is, of course, innocent. Obviously, she said, quote, it's not all black and white no no not at all what is it i don't know whatever color a cat's butthole is i guess you add a little of that in there sometimes it's calico yeah it's a calico or cat's butthole pink one of the two so uh they they said that uh the charges here in canada it's kind of harder to get charges there

unless you're like they're not publicized right away like here it's a little bit different the way it works out um the women they say did they alleged multiple instances where he threatened to kill their pets and or family members which is very aggressive yeah and also very personal you're getting real i mean your pets i'm gonna kill your mom and your hamster is very personal like that's a lot you know like fluffy's gonna die and tell your mom to watch it is a lot to lay on somebody i feel like it's very personal like the bill burbit i'll beat your mom to death with the family dog yeah that's pretty much what he threatened honestly that's kind of what he was doing killing their pets and family members physically and sexually assaulting them and confiscating their ids and their phones okay so that's what he's accused of they say he filmed

sexual acts to blackmail them one of the women says that she wasn't a sex worker until Teddy pimped her out and that he drained her of $229,000 in a matter of months, mostly for weed and cat food. That's how much food. I guess 40 Persian cats at one around this time. So I don't know what it seems like. You can't spend $229,000 in months on cat food and weed. That's a lot of weed and cat food.

In a matter of months. I don't know how many months. Could be nine months. I guess you could spend that. Yeah, she just put it into months. I mean, that could go on forever. It could still be happening. An annoying suburban mother aging her kid in months. Yeah, in weeks. Yeah. It's 112 weeks thanks

so july 22nd 2015 this is months later he turns himself in here finally uh he maintains the charges are false he calls them revenge for money they've lost through his marijuana operations he said hey they invested in a weed business that didn't quite work out. That's their fucking problem there. Sorry. I don't know what to tell you. He was being called a fugitive. He just ignored the charges, but then it was hard for him when he was doing wrestling bookings

because they were like, hey, I read you're a fugitive. What's up with that? What is that? I don't want to book you because the cops will hey i read you're a fugitive like what's that what is that like i don't want to book you because like the cops will come and like take you before your match and then i don't know what i'm going to put on so you're a risk uh he said no he's fine you know it's all good about this he says there's an interview where he talks about this whole thing and uh he talks about owning 40 cats and he says he makes more money selling them than wrestling. He says that at one point when he was in Canada here that the WWE helped get him out of a federal prison in Canada by claiming they can give him psychiatric help in the United States where he ended up going to rehab with Scott Hall, by the way, which is interesting.

So our crime and sports worlds are always crossing here hart said that uh danny spivey who i don't know if you remember you probably don't remember danny spivey he was an 80s early 90s wrestler uh real tall guy he didn't work out in the wwf like in 1986 85 ish because he kind of he looked like Hulk Hogan with less muscles and more hair and like he was tall and just he even wore yellow it just didn't work out so they would you yeah and then he's a different kind of a guy but he says that

Dan Spivey works with the WWE as a liaison that picks up junkies in a limousine that's the way Teddy put it he said he came through and brought him to rehab he said if you call the wwe and said you're say you're needing psychiatric help they send spivey to assess you and if you end up being too fucked up and you might embarrass the company then they'll put you in rehab that's the way teddy puts it which kind of sounds accurate there so spivey's

like a junkie appraiser yeah that's kind of what he is he looks at you and he goes that'll be all right for a while more he's got a couple more a couple more months left in him like an adjuster uh insurance adjuster who sees how long how much longevity you have in the drugs yeah he just wants to see how much damage the tornado did and he was like that you know what you don't need a new roof you're gonna be all right you need you just need a few shingles i'm not we're not giving you a new roof just a couple of shingles i'm sorry you could do the work yourself uh he said teddy here says that he asked for rehab with the wwe once as he smokes two ounces of weed a day which you know what that's not really possible that's a lot of

weed you you would have to you would eat you would have to have huge joints that were going all the time. Right. Basically. You're lighting joints off of joints. Yeah, you'd have to have giant. Because a one gram, like you know the pre-rolls at the dispensaries? Those are a gram. That's a gram.

So 28 grams in an ounce. That's a lot. Times two. He's smoking 50 joints joints a day 56 of those a day he says he's smoking that's a that's that's a lot of weed is what i'm getting at i don't know how yeah if you're going anywhere doing anything you can't be doing that all the time so he says that he was told that they don't put anyone in rehab for that it's like we're not putting you in rehab for that is what he says but you don't know if that's true he then talks about jail and a lot of this is pretty offensive and uh i'll try to go around some of the shitty saying but uh some of it i kind of have to say

what he's saying because it's crazy he talks about jail he said instead of fighting guys you can do stuff that they can't do and impress them he said he would do handstand push-ups and standing back flips and people would think he was cool basically they wouldn't want to fight him and they wouldn't want to beat him up so uh he says that he talks about going over to the psychiatric ward in the prison he said a friend bragged how you could sign up to use a bath for a few hours at a time and he said quote this is him not fucking me so please he says this is teddy hart speaking quote if you pretend to act retarded and stupid you can get in so he did that and he was transferred that's what he said so to somewhere else he said that he quote

entertained the retards oh my god that's yeah he's a nice guy uh with handstands while you know and did shit like that he said he bribed people with cookies and he said uh got a grandma here for you yeah that's what he would do he said that he did uh he was friends with the guards and all this type of shit and he also talks about he always wears pajama like pajama pants that's what he's wearing all the time and he says he always wears those and doesn't own a pair of jeans well what do you do when you gotta go somewhere right you wear pajama pants and carry a cat and look like a fucking maniac he's got five cats it doesn't matter what pants he's got on if you're carrying a cat under each arm they don't it's hard to look down past the cat uh this

was in the high spot shoot interview from like i think 2015 or so and then he talked about how his ex-girlfriend or his ex-wife and his girlfriend lived with him at the same time oh god and that was weird as fuck um so jesus back to wrestling here uh He ends up going to Nova Pro Wrestling 2016. He goes for Canadian Wrestling's Elite Wrestling. He says, quote, I've lost everything I've had, but I've rediscovered myself as a wrestler. I didn't love wrestling anymore. It was too easy making $800 a night driving girls around and not having to climb to the top ropes and wear the boots for $200. I don't want to do anything.

I don't want anything to do with that lifestyle anymore, which is why I went to Dallas in the first place. Because he moves to Dallas to recommit himself to wrestling. Stop, you know, slinging escorts, basically. Yeah, but the American dream is to do less and make more. So if all you got to do is drive some girls around and not have to jump the top roads, I can get down with it. This is the morally pure path. Morally pure. This is the path that a cat can look up to and say, that's who I want to be like.

So now this Rolling Stone article, they had a they said a typical minute of Teddy Hart tape sounds like this. And they have a quote of a Teddy Hart minute of this. Now, this has to be in their own words because it's fucking crazy. Let's do it has to be in their own words. Quote, God has put me through some funny stuff because he's given me some unbelievable gifts. My luck has been tremendous. My health has been tremendous. Never been injured wrestling in all these years.

When all the guys said my career would be done the fastest of anyone who stepped in the ring because of me or because of the crazy stuff I do, especially a third generation wrestler with a last name. I don't have to do fuck all, but my moves are a testament to my religion and God. You guys don't live a clean life. And that's why you that's why you've got knee braces on, because you sucked a guy's dick for a job. I only get on my knees for God. Maybe to lick a girl's pussy. I only get on my knees for God, maybe to lick a girl's pussy. Which could be possibly a scummy award for In Their Own Words of the Year, which is going to be a new category next year.

And In Their Own Words line of the year, I only get on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy. Ranks up there pretty high with insane shit anyone's ever said especially with the other part of you you wear knee pads because you suck dicks because you suck dicks to get a job because blah blah blah but not me but then he said like the only reason for him is because of his last name so it's like but then he says he works hard anyway right because he doesn't need to get on his knees because of his last name so it's like but then he says he works hard anyway right because he doesn't need to get on his knees because of his last name so the whole thing doesn't matter unless the girl wants me to pussy i'll do that then we'll do that now while he's doing this interview next to him is a a girlfriend slash uh mentee basically somebody that he's trying to mentor into the wrestling

business named samantha fiddler, Sam Fiddler. And she's his wrestling student and all that sort of shit. In the Rolling Stone article, they say she, quote, rests sleepily in a double XL purple fur robe, one of the many outlandish wrestling costumes her mentor-cum-boyfriend has at hand. The mother of three has just put her kids to bed after filming scenes for a pair of documentary filmmakers following teddy so he's got this woman who's got three kids right and she goes with him down to dallas and to florida from canada so and he's got a wife sam fiddler yeah but i think they think they're not together here at all.

This is not his girlfriend. This is a relationship. Yeah, he's got all sorts of shit going on when it comes to that. So then he goes back to Mexico in AAA again after he's been fired 20 times here. He says at this point, he knows it's pushing it. He says, quote, AAA is my comeback. This will be my last chance simply because i don't want to restart again conan down there who's running it at the time he says he's on probation

the only thing that makes me think it's going to be different is he's definitely hit rock bottom which is hilarious conan says he knows it's his last chance and uh he told him basically show up on time there's a press conference before the the event so he said show up on time to the press conference don't bring a bunch of fucking you know chicks you met you know at the strip club with you and don't bring any motherfucking cats into my goddamn dressing room yeah on time no weirdos no cats just. Just show up at work. That's what he's asking. Very simple. So he shows up with, as it's described by one of the wrestlers watching him pull up from a hotel balcony.

Completely missed the press conference. Totally. Blew it off. He pulled into the hotel courtyard in a $100,000 Jaguar that he drove 22 hours from Alberta down to Mexico, followed by Sam Fidler, his valet, another guy that he had with him, some bodyguard guy who wasn't booked on the show, a bunch of filmmakers following him around with cameras, and some guy to just carry his cats.

He's got cats on leashes and carrying them and shit like that. He drove a whole day in cars with these people. Yeah, got out, a whole entourage. This is what he did. So exactly what they didn't want him to do. So he apparently, there's an angle where he gets, you know, stretchered out of the ring where, you know, he's fine in the end. He pops up. He's very he's fine in the end he pops up

he's very happy with himself in the dressing room and Teddy says quote it was the best feeling in the world I've been charged with rape lost my house I've had nothing but bad publicity

and it's turned into a good thing this is the first time I've wanted to prove myself yeah you can't say good thing and rape in the same in the same if you want to be taken seriously and not considered a lunatic, you can't say those in the same paragraph.

I've been charged with rape, but now my life's on a good it's on a good track. Turns out it's going well. Well, May 2016, those charges are dropped. Actually, the Alberta justice says the crown determined after a review that the case did not meet the criteria that they needed to proceed. And the same day the charges are withdrawn, Hart signed a peace bond agreeing not to contact the two women for two years. So there's that. He later says that the two women, we don't know if this is true or not, but he says that the women were, quote of perjury but there's no evidence that that happened he just said that and um you know who the hell knows so 2016 is apparently a documentary with uh the filmmakers are kurt spanrath and fred croach croachish jesus their last names are both terrible yeah c-r-o-r-k-r-o-e-t-s-c-h croach yeah croat you could do that a lot

easier is that crotch fred crotch bj anus i can't take it today yeah this is too much here uh so they filmed a pilot for the for a reality show titled heart attack uh i guess or they were going to shoot a pilot for it but it was never they shot it it was never aired okay the uh the description of the show says quote heart lived in a mansion filled with models bikers and 50 persian show cats that sounds like fucking tiger king is what that sounds like except indoors yeah uh they apparently they uh they the name of it ended up being Heart of Darkness is what they changed it to here. The he they said that he his career seems to be going better at this point. The filmmakers are saying this as they follow him around.

2016, he officially gets divorced from Faye. Really? I don't know what the hell was going on there. November of 2016. Talk a little bit about the Sam Samantha Fidler here. She was from Edmonton. She wanted to be a pro wrestler and she they had a relationship. She followed him down to the States. Obviously, they went to Florida. She in the ring. She went by Samantha Steele and Lucy Morningstar now August this is from that book again it says it's rumored that in the early morning of August

30th 2016 she tried to get a domestic violence intervention assistance at the emergency room in Melbourne Florida an hour from Orlando she I don't know if this is true, though. They go into this whole thing of it's a rumor that this happened.

Apparently, we don't know what she was there for. They rumored that's what it was for, but we don't know. Basically, she wouldn't leave the hospital, so they took her away and charged her with trespassing, apparently. So they said there was no signs that she was under the influence of drugs or alcohol. She also ended up being a landscaper at one point. Oh, no. Yeah.

So she's arrested twice while she's down in Florida, charged with misdemeanor trespassing both times. And we know the one's at a hospital, but we don't know. The one happens in november of 2016 and she's released from jail uh november 19th 2016 and basically she's never seen again by anybody she's released from jail and fucking disappears oh no now we have to say this though um both people we're going to talk about here teddy and this other guy were never considered suspects of anything they have no idea where she went they have they don't know i don't know what the you know the course of the investigation is that i don't know where they are with that it's a cold case i know that she's still missing oh she's still missing yeah they've never found anything about her. They're still talking about, you know, what her tattoos are and she might dye her hair this color and shit.

Like, whether she ran away or what. They don't know. That's so scary. It's very scary. And they're, like I said, we're not saying that these two guys are suspects or that either one of them are suspects. We're just going on, you know, kind of her background of where she was. So she says that, or this is, I'm sorry, Teddy says that, this is his statement on this.

He says that Samantha and I had a both personal, albeit brief, and professional relationship, which began when I first met her in Edmonton. She wanted to become a professional wrestler, and I did my best to train her before she decided to pursue other interests, like landscaping. Yeah. Big interest. Samantha was a good-hearted person.

She loves jacarandas, James. She wanted to do moonsaults, but she just said, I need to trim a hibiscus instead. It's just I have a calling for it. I had a landscaper, and I just i am i can do better than this guy i just i more than i can i need to and i want to and i feel it i feel everything fuck everything and putting it all down samantha was a good-hearted person someone who i cared for she also had a lot

of things going in life in her life are going on in her life and issues with which she was dealing that extended beyond our relationship by the time she moved to florida our relationship had ended and i had moved to texas i was not in regular communication with her and i do not know what happened to her i hope for the sake of her family and her kids that she's somewhere out there and that she's okay all right that's his statement on yeah like i don't know i was past all that shit you know already now she went he brought her to train at this place uh and this is a guy named chasen rice or rants i'm sorry chasen ranches ranch chasen rants is his name okay this guy is a convicted sex offender oh my god he was in 2011 convicted of sexual sexual battery of a victim

age 12 to 15 not not great that's not good it turns out apparently it was a family member allegedly so not good but he ran uh team vision which was a training center there so samantha goes there to take classes there uh she didn't know obviously that he was convicted for kid diddling at any point here i would assume so anyway um he also apparently according to a bunch of places allegedly we'll say because we don't know whatever was making porn from this spot and from his house as well making like kind of specialty weirdo weird porn yeah um stuff yeah they said it used his gym and his car and uh his house to produce unlicensed sadistic chloroform porn uh pornographic videos for private overseas customers under his alleged porn alias

chase sin and john michaels teddy heart is alleged to have appeared in a lot of the videos as Teddy Trouble. Oh, boy. That's horrifying. Yeah, that sounds awful. That sounds like you're going to get into fucking trouble with that. Why would you want to do that? Dude, that sounds, in Florida, that just sounds sounds so everything about that sounds as sleazy as possible like is there anything more sleazy than this whole thing and chloroform porn oh boy no

no way especially not with that flesh-eating bacteria floating around out there so easily attained yeah i'm never doing it so um yeah uh jesus this is so fucking weird. It's a half hour from Disney World, so you can stop by there, then take the kids to Disney World. Pop on by. As soon as your butthole returns to form, you can take your kids over to Disney World. Jesus God. Um, among the categories available for him are, in their selection, according to this book, are, uh, ball bashing, uh, uh chain i don't know if that's people

in a chain or with chains i'm not sure i'm not into that three-way that seems pretty self-explanatory college guy so that's a okay yeah this thing there uh armpit i don't know what fucking fucking somebody's armpits but i don't know looking at them fucking them lubing them up i have no idea what they're doing with these fucking uh dog collar uh bald porn there you go jimmy all right that's something for you for if this doesn't different if people stop listening jimmy's doing bald porn uh hair pulling uh feet uh forced to flex i don't know what that is screaming at someone that flexed their mouth i don't know what that is. Screaming at someone to flex their mouth.

I don't know what's happening. Do you fuck the bicep? I don't know. Military. I guess that's probably a gay, like a fetish, I would imagine. Head scissors. I don't know if it's a gay one, but it could just be a fetish. I think it's a fetish.

I don't know if it's a gay fetish, but I mean, it seems like that's probably for guys. It's a guy, you know, for- Guy on guy military shit? I think it's for gay fetish, but I mean, it seems like that's probably for guys. It's a guy, you know, for guy on guy military. It's for gay men, probably. Maybe the people who do like a dude in uniform. Yeah. But if it's two guys, I feel like this is what gay men would use to masturbate to. It's a great point. I feel like pornography is rarely marketed towards women.

So great point. Yeah. I mean, it's probably I would assume i don't know so uh uh knocked out which i guess that's i don't like that i don't like that at all that sounds horrible uh black just black that's not odd this is uh mat rats i i hope there's not actual rats i hope that's some sort of gym cat fetish one uh rope Turn a bunch of cats loose on the mat. Rat rats. There they go. Oh, look at them get those rats. Whacking it to that.

Spanking, tickling, and vampire. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. No. Army Hammer's in trouble for shit like that. That is fucking, that's scary stuff, man. Creepy shit. It's fucking weird. Also available for paying customers are, quote, one-on-one wrestling sessions which is

like they used to do that in like the 50s they do like quote apartment wrestling and you go like it was gross and then they do uh meet and greets with some of the performers and use gear worn by the actors is available for purchase no case you want that you want some jizz jizz covered fucking i don't like doing it, because kink-shaming is fucked up, because what that does is it puts it in a closet and makes that whatever you're into dangerous. These guys just seem like sleazy guys

whether they're making porn or not, but this just kind of proves it. I don't know. Yeah. It doesn't mean that... That's what it is. If this is what gets you off, I don't know. I'm not here to judge you.

As long as you don't fucking hurt anybody, I don't really care what you do. It's 90% dudes that are the weirdos. Well, yeah, obviously. I mean, our brains are messed up by that shit. So now about this whole thing, the Chase and Ranch guy, he said on Twitter, quote, As for Teddy Hart, four years ago, Teddy came to stay with me briefly with his girlfriend, Samantha. They trained at my facility, but after their split, she trained somewhere else.

I had not seen her in over three months prior to her disappearance. I spoke with Sam's sister and did everything to help that I could. I gave her the number of the person I saw training her training with and told her if she needed anything else, she could contact me. I hope Sam is found alive and well soon so uh he also teddy does a youtube video where he rambles on and says that uh talk shit about the samantha fiddler lady a little bit she says she wasn't a wrestler she went to the school once and then she got a job as a gardener. She was happy. She has her own place. She wasn't on drugs. You know, she's fine. I wasn't with her. She said, quote, I wasn't personally down there for more than two days. Then I left. You can confirm this with a few different people, probably probably because the guy that I picked up who ended up putting me in

jail was from Florida and he ended up getting put in jail. Jesus Christ. So I went back to Dallas and lived in Dallas, and then eventually that guy called me back and wanted a job. He thought he could be a referee and get training. He's out of his fucking mind. January 1st, 2017 is one of these times he gets arrested. He is stopped by police for a hazardous traffic violation and attempts to evade arrest. Now, we don't know exactly what he did, but it also said that he was super intoxicated and allegedly was operating the vehicle without the consent of the owner,

which is usually called stealing, I feel like. That's grand desado is what that is. Most of the time I hear that referred to as stealing. Right. That's a weird one. what that is most of the time i hear that referred to as stealing it right that's um i don't that's a weird one operating allegedly operating vehicle without consent of the owner so unless you're sitting in the driveway dicking around with the radio with the car on that's theft that's they made it it almost sounds like he just like you know he uses the car but forgot to make sure that the other person didn't need it right then.

That's what that almost makes it sound like. It's just really a quick check and balance. The guy that bought it. Yeah. You know, the guy whose car it is or the lady whose car it is. So, yeah, it's pretty fucking interesting. So after that, he returns to major league wrestling 2017 here. He goes there and, you know, who the hell knows what the fuck he's doing there so

november of 2017 he has an update uh this is an update on his arrest his situation and everything like that this is on twitter and it says a message from teddy hart via phone 11 12 17 so somebody's dictating this for him oh yeah absolutely he says I want to give everyone an update on what's going on with me because I know a lot of people are asking. I'm back in Texas right now and I'm awaiting the next hearing on my court case from 2016. I have a great lawyer working for me and a lot of good people in my corner. No matter what happens, I know that I have my head that I have to keep my head up. I believe that God has a plan for me and I am prepared to face consequences for my actions, whatever they may be.

The cat God will keep him in line, I feel like, at this point. Hmm. What the fuck is wrong with him? So he ends up, like I said, he's back in mlw for a little while here and we got to get past all that goes back to triple a uh again even though he's been fired a million times uh but we'll skip past all that get right to the the meat of this here february 2020 he's arrested in virginia and he is charged with possession of a Schedule III substance with the intent to sell or distribute. He says it was ephedrine later on, is what he'll claim.

According to his booking information, it was possession of a Schedule III narcotic with intent to sell or distribute, punishable by up to 12 months in jail, as well as a $2,500 fine. So that is February, early February. March 4th, he's arrested again, this time in Virginia, for violating the conditions of his bail by not staying under house arrest in Texas, where he's arrested for fucking intent to distribute controlled substances. So he's arrested there. Gets out somehow.

And then March 26, 2020, he's arrested again in Virginia. Oh, boy. Now, to lead up to this, to tell you how this happened, we will let a man named Porkchop lead the way. Yeah, wait. What do you say? John Porkchop Johnson here. Double J Porkchop Johnson here. That's why he goes by Porkch pork chop because it's not easy going

by john johnson that's an obvious he's an indie wrestler too so you got to go by something i guess so uh he says this is a post he put up and i'll just read it and it kind of it kind of tells you what leads up to this day in the last couple months in teddy's life uh last month teddy was arrested for the first time the first time for drug charges and would be released a few weeks later provided he established residence at a legit location and be placed on house arrest for the duration of his trial in April Maria Manik whom she and I go way back when we both broke into the wrestling business together five years ago contacted me and asked if I had some available space in my apartment for Teddy

since he was likely going to be stuck in Virginia for the duration of his trial. I told her yes, I would take him in mainly as a favor for her. About a week later, I picked Teddy up from the jail facility. Gee, that's how you want to pick up your new roommate. To give him a place to stay while he prepares for his April trial. He seemed really appreciative and thankful that a complete stranger would open up his home to him during his time of need. And despite some reservations on my part, fully aware of his reputation, I believe everyone deserves a second chance at life and to treat others as they treat you. At first, the relationship between

Teddy and I started out really good, where he would share funny stories with me, and we would even watch some of his wrestling matches so that I could pick his brain and apply it to my own wrestling career. So he's kind of, you know, mentoring him a little bit here. Slowly but surely, some of his antics would irk me from time to time, but I would overlook it, chalk it up to maybe the trauma of him being incarcerated was starting to get to him. As everyone knows, I'm a big fan of Nintendo. As everyone knows. Everybody knows that.

As you know, Porkchop likes Nintendo. You guys all knew that. Everyone in crime and sports land, you guys knew that Porkchop loves him some Nintendo, right? He didn't say anybody that knows me. He just says, as everybody knows. He just says, as everyone knows is blue and everybody knows i love fucking nintendo everyone knows that jimmy everyone not just my friends all people unbelievable he says i'm a big fan

of nintendo and have a huge array of nintendo paraphernalia one day when i came home from work i noticed that my living room was decorated with my Nintendo stuff as well as some merchandising ads that I install in stores. I thought I was kind of irked that he'd gotten most of my stuff from my bedroom without my prior approval. I have to admit that the way he had everything up and set up was very creative and looked pretty damn cool, and I wish I had of it to share with you but more on that so i let it slide so he went into the guy's room and took shit that was the guys and put it up on the wall he said he did it really fucking cool so he let it slide because it looked cool but he was like that's a little weird that he went in and got my shit he said the next day after he returned to work from work he had put up more decorations in the kitchen and living room well i thought it

looked cool i had to let him know that going in my room without my permission is a big no-no with me and going forward my room is off limits to him unless i'm present and he assured me that he understood that so the next day he put up even more decorations uh where although they were very elaborate now they are obstructing to my refrigerator, freezer, and cabinets to where I couldn't even open doors without something falling off. And to make matters worse, he even used my brand new ads for my merchandising job that I was supposed to install that week.

The ones he installed previously were old or extra ads. Okay. But due to his desire to show off his artistic skills, my new ads were rendered useless, and I had to contact my supervisor to reorder my ads and ship it to my apartment overnight so i can install them in time right so he's become a interior decorator in a place that he does not own yes with shit that the guy does not want him to decorate with which he doesn't want decorated with and also that he doesn't own that's the other thing he just steals them from

the guy's room and puts it up huh i put your stuff up doesn't look cool well yes but don't do it please i rummaged around your room and found some stiff socks and hung them over the bed basically he's decorating it the way he doesn't want to while he's at work he's basically he found he he has a live-in girlfriend now that's you that's going through his shit when he doesn't want him to go through his shit and then hanging stuff up and go well i think it looks cool and now you can't change it so uh he said as that's not bad enough certain items such as my charger silverware my diabetes kit etc that's important was all out of place and not in its proper habitat as you can see in the pictures i provided and he shows pictures that are a mess.

Finally, I said enough is enough. While the first decorations was cool, now you've gone overboard to the point that I'm essentially wasting valuable time looking for certain items and whatnot. Not only did I forbid any more displays to be built, but I also commanded Teddy to take down all displays and return everything to its proper location. I gave him an entire weekend to complete this task, and if the apartment wasn't spick and span by the time I returned from my engagement that weekend on Monday morning, then I would be contacting his parole officer to have him dispelled from my apartment. Oh, he's going to snitch?

Jesus. My God. Throughout the weekend, I would periodically call on him to see how he was progressing, and he would say that it was going good or so he said so i asked him to send me some pictures of his progress but he told me that he had ran out of space on his phone and couldn't send me pictures which i knew he was telling a tale no space for a picture man sorry half a megabyte can't fit i uh so i actually returned home later that monday afternoon than anticipated without telling him without telling him to test him if he would

use that extra time to complete his tasks or waste more time and come up with excuses so I returned home around 2 p.m. on Monday and to the surprise of no one not only had he not completed his task it looked like he hadn't he didn't do a damn thing my naturally my patience with him was wearing thin uh was about to kick it oh he's talking about kicking him out here. I gave him until midnight to complete what he was originally supposed to fulfill in the morning. He said if he failed to meet his deadline by midnight, I'd send it, send a bigger message by by kicking him out in the middle of the night, leaving him with fewer options to seek shelter somewhere else. It's what he said he gets back home that night and he said not only did he not do anything, but now Maria, his friend that told that took this whole thing up, showed up because she pretty much knew Teddy's word wasn't worth shit and was there to offer assistance to me if Teddy refused to leave. Basically, like, I'll help you get him out.

So he said he was begging for a second chance, but he wouldn't give him one. Finally, I guess Maria said she uh you know helped teddy pack up his stuff and get him out of there so they leave she managed to get him into a motel until she could arrange for another living situation for him uh so that's how it goes he said that he was pissed off there was cat stuff everywhere and cat food and shit like that he says as he was getting uh he says he gets a call the next morning as he's getting ready for work. It's a call from Maria,

but before she could complete a sentence, the phone abruptly cut off. He's like, what's up with that? He said, I immediately sensed something was wrong and dashed over to the motel they were staying at. It was then that I discovered that Maria had caught Teddy stealing money from her, red-handed, yet he swears up and down had caught Teddy stealing money from her red-handed,

yet he swears up and down that he didn't steal from her. He also snatched her cell phone from her, which explained the abrupt phone call that she had attempted to make. Despite pleas from me and Maria for Teddy to return her property, not only did he continue to deny it, he said that he actually dashed out of the motel room and tried to make a run for it. So this guy says, I immediately called 911 to report a robbery. And literally less than a minute later, the police came right on time and apprehended Teddy. While he wasn't placed in jail that day, he would eventually be back in jail a second time due to a house arrest violation, blah, blah blah blah so he is now currently running from a motel room while his ex-roommate and uh a woman whose phone he's stolen i was gonna say her fucking um the hell else did he

steal there what did he say the phone and the uh something else i don't know anyway he's stealing shit from a woman in a motel room yeah and this is insane basically i don't know. Anyway, he's stealing shit from a woman in a motel room. Yeah. And this is insane. Basically, I don't know what's going on here. The cops are coming, not arresting him, even though he's with how many times people have to call. How many times do people have to call someone else to, like, handle you? How often does that happen? Like in your life?

Zero, right? Yeah. This guy's constantly got like a whole network if they have like a phone tree yeah of who to call if teddy's acting up like bouncing a rambunctious cat back into his cage that's pretty much what he is so he is just a goddamn disaster at this point he uh goes back to the apartment yeah the one he got kicked out of there and it's a mess obviously and he's looking around and he's fucked it up. I mean, he knows he's fucked it up and he feels terrible about it.

And luckily for him, there's a knock on the door. And who is it? But Dexter Manley, interior decorator from New York City. And he says. How is it you've come to arrive here? I mean, look, oh my God. How many cats do you have? Oh my God. That's, I've, 10?

That's, oh my God. I'm counting by twos and I can't even keep up. That's how many cats you, oh my God. They're moving. The floor is moving. I thought it was a fur coat on the couch for a minute. It's like this. It's just a moving thing.

You, sir, are white trash. This is unbelievable. Oh, my God. What is happening here? No, no. No, no, you're not. You're not going to do it. I want him.

No, no. Ignore. Ignore the door, Teddy. You need to clean. This is a mess. I have a contract right here. I want. No, Vince. Vince. No, Vince.

Vince. No, Vince. You can't. Vince. Don't do this. I'm slipping the 1099 under the door. I'm slipping it. Tell Teddy to pick it up.

I can't fit the pen under there. Tell him. Could he send me a picture with his shirt off? Is that possible? Vince. Oh, my God. No, he doesn't have enough memory under there. Tell him. Could he send me a picture with his shirt off? Is that possible? Vince. Oh, my God. No, he doesn't have a memory. He has no memory on his phone.

Vince, he's got no memory on his phone, Vince. I have to go. It's going to break the door down for Christ's sake. Poof. And in a poof of boa and 1099s, they're both gone. Luckily, he kept Vince outside for Teddy's own good, really, honestly, I mean, we know that that wouldn't have worked out for him. 1099 fits right under the door. So what ends up happening is he ends up assaulting Maria Manic, allegedly here at the House of Wrestler Ace Montana, which is the most indie wrestler name i've ever heard in my life um no offense to ace montana he's probably gimmick he's probably not probably just some names don't match up to gimmicks anymore anything like that he's who the fuck knows ace montana he's

an islander he's an islander ace montana you know him he's a he's a karate expert so he accuses teddy of assaulting manic and revealing that he pulled a gun on teddy to stop him from hurting maria further um hart ends up charged with strangulation by the police and is held without bail for about a month here as well up until his court date. Montana writes in an interview, quote, Montana writes, and it sounds very official, I literally had to pull my gun on Teddy Hart and throw him out of my friend's house.

This piece of shit literally choked out and physically assaulted Maria Manick and would not let her get help. She texted me, I'm in danger. Never did I think I would meet a piece of shit like this guy who has now been arrested with a felony against him i don't think this guy knew how close to death he was hashtag fuck you teddy heart so hannah's uncle is crazy

it's going off yeah not taking that shit no so uh I guess strangulation is in the state of Virginia. If found guilty, you could face one to five years in prison for that. Now, it seems like it should be more for strangulation. That sounds awful. I get it. I get that. It's what they usually get, like three to five out of it, though. It's a pretty serious charge, but it's a felony, James.

It sounds really bad, though. Strangulation sounds as bad as attempted murder. Like it sounds right on the same because generally a cause of it. You need air generally to breathe and live. So I don't know. Now, Maria Manik on YouTube, she refutes this whole thing. What she is. Well, she says that she's perfectly fine.

She detailed what happened, said that she teddy got in an argument over something silly and she said that teddy had been training her to fight and that sometimes in arguments they use wrestling moves as a joke oh my god who argues and then does jokey physical moves during an argument just kidding here let me drop kick you she went on to say that teddy ended up taking up taking her phone and holding it in front of her which pissed her off and in attempts to get it back teddy felt she smacked him which she doesn't remember doing but she may have she says so this led to teddy putting her in a choke hold which she says she sat through as a test to see how long she could go before tapping out and being released from the home.

That's what happens with me usually. Most people are in a domestic situation. They're like, let me see how long this will last. She's saying she was treating it like a training session or something. These are her words. Now, the fucked up part is we'll get to the end. We'll talk about it. But she says she said that since Teddy released her when she tapped out, everything was fine.

Then she said, I don't know what happened. That led to him putting her in another chokehold and that this one hurt pretty bad. And that when she tried to tap out, he didn't release her right away, possibly because she may have been tapping herself instead of him and not realizing it. So I couldn't tell because I was fucking being choked. I was half unconscious from choking. She said this scared her, and she told Teddy to leave the house for a bit, which he refused to do. At this point, she called her friend Ace Montana to come over, because that's who you call when you've got to settle a situation.

You call Ace Montana to mosey on over on his trusty steed um ace came over and he and teddy got into it a little bit and ace pulled a gun out um she told ace not to pull the gun out ace and teddy ended up going outside and uh maria says she didn't know that he was filming footage of the incident and felt hurt that he posted later i guess uh yeah ace montana did posted about it later ace returned to the house after getting teddy outside and she said he called the cops maria said she didn't want the cops called and didn't believe in calling the cops at all she said she had a few marks on her neck but was fine she told the police she was fine and didn't feel any need to press charges but the cops saw the mark on her neck and arrested Teddy. She said she was going to call her lawyer

to make sure they know that she doesn't want to press any charges. She also said that Teddy was not trying to hurt her and that if he was, if he wanted to hurt her, he would have punched her in the face, not choked her. She also noted that she didn't consider the incident to be physical abuse because her and Teddy are the same size. She's a, no, she's this fucking strong woman. I mean,

I'm not saying, you know, strong, you can beat her up, but if you look at her, I get what she's saying. She's listen. And she is quote,

trying to be accepted with the men when it comes to fighting. And if anything, this needs to be called aggravated assault and not domestic abuse. Because domestic abuse, she pulled feminism into this, saying it's misogynist to call this domestic abuse because it's a fair fight. He's legal. That's what she basically said. I can take a punch.

Fuck him. Yeah. She said, I'm not afraid of him. I'll fucking fight him. If all's fair is fair, I'll fucking kick his ass. We're the same fucking size. Let's skip the words domestic violence and escalate it right to fucking assault. Yeah.

Which only the victim of this can say. Anybody else said that, it would sound crazy. Right. It would sound crazy. I mean, if a guy beat up his wife and was like she's a fat bitch is 100 pounds more than me what the fuck you talking about she should kick my ass that's a fair goddamn fight they'd be like whoop in the cuffs before you know it rightfully so but the victim can be like if anybody's an underdog y'all should be giving me high fives i took that big heifer down

it's hard lucky i took them classes bought because she wasn't going to go down otherwise see you punch somebody with 100 pounds on you yeah so i don't that's i feel like as a guy that's not really our place to even no women women debate that amongst yourselves and figure out what you'd like the law to do with it because i don't even know what to say about that because i can't say i don't know does she want to be does equality go to that i don't know i don't know i mean aggravated assault worse than domestic violence it should be well it's just aggravated it doesn't matter what's worse she's saying if he hit a man it would be aggravated assault but you know it's because she's a woman is it worse to punch a for domestic violence or is it it sounds it's put it this way i think it's more like this if you met someone and you knew they had a conviction for aggravated assault or domestic violence which sounds worse to you i don't want

to hang out with domestic violence guy an aggravated assault guy that could have been a bar fight i don't know what the fuck happened aggravated assault sounds like there was an aggravator combined with the assault, James. That's scary. Well, maybe the guy was a real dick and you hit him with a pool cue. You don't know. You don't know the circumstances. That's true.

Domestic violence sounds bad. Domestic abuse just sounds terrible no matter how you cut it. Domestic violence guy doesn't sound like he's going to punch me. Aggravated assault guy does. He might, but also, if you go out and some shit goes down domestic abuse guy isn't going to help you he hits women he's a pussy aggravated assault guy is going to get your back and fucking he's a good guy to have on your side yeah you want your friends to be assaulters not domestic abusers that's what you want it might be the point right there that's what you're

looking for now i mean this is ridiculous i don't know whether to feel i don't know what the fuck how to feel about this whole thing i feel bad for this woman because either way he's fucking putting her in chokeholds which isn't right i don't even if she says it's right it's not fucking right he shouldn't be doing this even if she doesn't mind i mean choking her to near unconsciousness without her consent is a little fucked up i would say i mean i feel bad for a lot of people here jimmy but not nearly as bad as i feel for teddy hart real estate acquisitions and development at heinz uh he went to the wharton business school and everything which is like wow top business school there is teddy hart president at dominion ceramic tile incorporated so is that guy's got guy's life enough teddy heart executive director at morgan stanley

and a financial advisor so uh this guy is uh you know he's you want teddy heart managing your money uh either that or a cat collected woman puncher one of the two teddy heart uh ted heart reporter at wcmh in columbus. TV. He's a TV guy. Yeah. Teddy Hart, stormwater specialist at City of Corvallis. I want this guy worrying about my stormwater, don't you? And also, Teddy Hart, attorney at law at Ted Hart Attorney at Law. So, you know.

I know a guy that could use you, Ted. Ted should be an attorney at this point just to help his own situation. He's familiar and also ed anis i found also because that's his real name umpire at salsa digital which i don't know how you would umpire salsa or how salsa can be digital i don't know what's going on there fuck those empire of dancing none of those digitally i guess only i don't know what none of those words make sense together don't go together. That's just a jumble of words that they picked out.

Those are three disparate Scrabble tiles that make no word, and that's what that is. It's a mess. I'm a cardboard accumulation president. That's it. So May 4th, 2020, he's named a fugitive from justice in texas here uh june 23rd 2020 he is accused by an indie wrestler uh named machiko m-a-c-h-i-k-o machiko machiko i don't know uh of physical and sexual abuse she posted on her twitter account this and this is obviously her words not ours quote he this is what he would do according to her quote repeat would repeatedly

steal my car and keys that made me constantly late for work lost a job once due to it would steal cash demand i pay for marijuana whenever he needed more in between bookings when he wasn't making money financial instability ensued causing me to still owe 10k on my car car got repossessed at one point showed no remorse or care when i was in shambles my sister had to pay almost two thousand dollars for me to get it back consistently wrecked my vehicle how many times did you wreck it before it's not working anymore it's still in it's still in poor condition so i guess a lot uh he even ripped off my side view mirror in anger gorilla tape isn't holding it up to this day no not gonna work wow abandon our apartment cats and bills when we move samantha fiddler to flor, causing my financial instability and credit to snowball into what it is today.

Any vehicle he ever owns has someone else's name on it, including a Jaguar that ended up getting repossessed here in Texas. The Jaguar he drove down to Mexico. Samantha signed on it. So the missing girl was the one who signed on his Jaguar. Quote, he would lay his hands on me, put me in chokeholds where I would pass out of consciousness. That's dangerous.

I'd wake up not knowing what happened on the floor. I had even pissed myself one time. This was what was charged for. This was what he charged for during the Maria Manik incident. That's what he was charged for, was choking a woman out is what he's she's trying to say he would call it quote mma training although it always happened in the midst of our fights yeah so they now is the time why'd you do that what the fuck you crashed my why'd you crash my car fuck your car i'll take your fucking rearview mirror rip it off fuck the training time and then start choking you no that's not trading so you can't just call

training time at any point and start choking somebody out that's not how that works to the point of urination jesus christ jesus this was wow um uh he would blackmail me for sex saying quote if you don't do this or send this video, this bill isn't getting paid. I will pull your booking off this show. She's a wrestler too. Oftentimes he would do this when I was on the phone with him driving demand I pull over to send a video.

I did that maybe once or twice. Holy shit. He coerced me under the influence of drugs to sleep with our roommate. I did it. No, I did it and i own up i own to my decisions however the coercion was apparent when our roommate paid him four thousand dollars in cash within minutes after the incident i still feel absolutely disgusting to this day about it so she's empty for four grand he's saying that yeah that's that's what she's saying here

um allegedly uh he moved in this man who was abusing drugs and had mental disabilities his name was ryan ryan took a whole bottle of my prescribed antibiotics then tried to light my apartment on fire holy jesus fuck he did that on penicillin wow ted had beaten the hell out of him for it. This was the incident that led to his felony assault charge to a disabled in here in Texas. That's happened months before the DUI incident on New Year's Eve, which is upcoming. This was what prompted me to leave him because I was at home and not at work. They would have if I was at home and not at work, they would have arrested me, too. He never got in the ring with me to train.

We never worked out together. Always parted ways at the gym. Our matches together, he would tell me how horrible I was doing, including one time in Los Angeles when I was on the top turnbuckle. Next spot in, he separated my shoulder. She said and did it on purpose. Training time. He would force me to watch his YouTube content for hours straight and would get angry if I turned away or wanted to do something else.

Oh, Jesus. Oh, he's like an annoying comedian. Yeah. Watch this set. Watch this set for me. Watch this set. What do you think of this? I've been working on this.

Shut the fuck up. Do you have any feedback? Ah, yes. Stop and quit and go fucking hang yourself. That's my feedback. Not this lady. Yeah. Comedians who tell us to do that.

Not friends of ours, but just, just you know what we're talking about assholes that we don't like to begin with and then they're like hey friends yeah and people we've done comedy with a million times we don't like any we were annoyed with he would never let me sleep regardless of my work schedule and our travel however he never stayed awake on road trips leaving me to occupy myself with no sleep for as much as 12 hours on some rides. I stuck with him because I came to dependent on him on him. This is how he wins. Okay. September 10th, 2020.

Well, gee, he's arrested again for let's what is this? He was taken in for violating his house arrest in Virginia here. You, sir, may fuck off gets 10 days in jail for this yeah um he's fined 21 for not carrying or exhibiting his driver's license or registration and a further 61 for failure to use his uh headlights while his windshield wipers were on so there's that. That's a law? The arrest, it is. Yeah, you have to have your headlights on when your windshield wipers are on.

The arrest originally had charges of marijuana possession and improperly mounted license plates, but they were dropped after there wasn't sufficient evidence here. Also, during the same ruling, it was here, uh, ruled that there was probable cause in regard to a schedule three narcotics and possession with intent to sell or distribute. And that'll move on to a grand jury after that. Um, he said that he had a prescription for it, but didn't have a prescription for it. He is a fucking problem. He's a problem. October 23rd, 2000.

He's arrested. Um, he's charged with three offenses uh 2020 sorry he's arrested uh for three things this is the injuring uh child elderly or disabled person evading arrest in a vehicle and possession of a controlled substance he says and i quote i was facing seven to ten years in jail for assault on elderly child or handicap and a DUI. He says that it's a guy he was sharing an apartment with was the guy she talked brought in that had a mental disability. Teddy also claims the guy was lying about his disability. So he said the charge shouldn't even be that.

That's ridiculous. He's not handicapped. He's fine. Teddy says the guy started a fire at 4 a.m and the smoke detector went off so even she who hates him the fire happened because in her in her diatribe of what a scumbag he is she even said this asshole set my fucking apartment on fire and teddy had to quell it so after he took all my antibiotics yeah after he took all my antibiotics so started to smoke it for so steady teddy said he slapped him across the face that's how he

rectified this situation slapped him the guy was scared of teddy and fled the apartment the guy's mother this is according to teddy claimed that teddy was going to kidnap and confine the guy so she called the cops that's how that happened um so he also says during this time period this is the evading arrest for it. By the way, he got a job as an Uber driver driving strippers home. He said, Oh, can you imagine? That's awful. Um, annoying.

Let's just say that. Uh, one night he was drinking a glass of water at the strip club waiting and someone must have spiked his drink. He said, cause he don't, doesn't know what the hell happened. And someone must have spiked his drink, he said, because he doesn't know what the hell happened. He said he tried driving home, but he got in a 90-minute police chase from this and claims to have been tasered 13 times. Well, that's what happens when you drink too much water. He even said while he's being tased after the chase, the car was dangling over a precipice as they were tasing him.

So he could have fallen right off a cliff. so he's really making up some tall tales and he said he had four cats in the car that he was most concerned about that they didn't care a shit about so he says uh quote seven and a half months of my life was locked up during that time and two months of that was in rehab so that's nine months out of a year at nine months out of a year and a half, I was dealing with the rules and limitations on what I could do. And I still took 40 matches or bookings. And I think all those matches were four-star matches. So he's still talking about he had good wrestling matches in between all that shit. I dealt with a lot of shit, and I was still amazing.

Yeah. He said, for whatever reason, I beat that last charge. I was facing 10 years in jail, and I asked all the guys to pray for me. He said, everyone in jail. He said everyone in jail prayed for him because they knew he was such a nice guy. And he claims that they did it because they knew that Teddy brought people of all races together. he's a real thank you thank you dr king we you're much appreciated for all of your work in this department i'm sure if only teddy hart was put in charge of everything we could all get along harmoniously and everything would be wonderful real teddy racism would stop and it would be great yeah he's the teddy llama it's perfect so february 16th 2021, he is arrested again. He's been held for six days. He was arrested on the 10th here.

He's held in custody. The charges show he's being held for possession of a controlled substance and again, injuring a child, elderly or disabled person as well. So that's what he's waiting for now. That was February 16th, 2021. So that was basically a month ago. He's an ongoing party. This is never going to stop no but i mean we're not going to do the show for five more years so there was no reason to wait for him he's going to die terribly and it's going to be so sad oh it's going to be bad he's going to be the next guy and uh if you can't get enough of teddy follow him on twitter here teddy heart is back he's at teddy hart is back he uh he only only has 15

400 followers so i love it when i have more than double the amount of the people we're doing that's just funny to me it's pretty good that feels weird uh or you can buy some of his merch at prowrestlingtees.com they have one that's him in a throne with a cat on his lap that says King of the Indies. Yeah. One here that says, Teddy Hart trained my cat to kick your ass. There's some other ones. And we had to skip over some stuff. He did some weird shit. He showed up at events, NXT events and AEW events just with a cat in the audience and shit. He would just show up weird places with cats.

He'd show up to indie with cats he'd show up to like indie shows and he put the cat up on the top turnbuckle and that's his thing that's his thing like like coco beware had the bird he had the cat or shake the snake that's weird fucking shit dude wouldn't be awesome if one of his cats ate coco beware's bird that would be amazing just mauled it at ringside or they at least got in a fight over it a scrap sadly coco beware his bird died in a fire oh no isn't that sad it did frankie died in the fire antibiotics it's passed out inviting inviting crazy people over so um that everybody is teddy heart and um we tried to cover the most crazy aspects of it because he's one of those guys that if you got into the wrestling

stuff he did a lot of ridiculous shit but he did a's a five-hour show it's a five-hour show otherwise so we had to stick with kind of the outside of the ring insanity that he got into because there's enough of that to fill a fucking long show yeah so that's what that is hope you enjoyed it if you did enjoy it there is a way to tell us and tell the world get on apple podcast that purple icon give us five stars and say something doesn't matter what you say say what your favorite kind of cat is even if you hate cats we don't care just if you had to like one what's your favorite kind of cat dig deep find one that nobody's heard of yeah there you go find a kind of cat and these are pretty we don't give a

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Sarah Surridge. She put umlauts over all her vowels. That's lovely. TJ Bartlett in a triple-axle dump truck. He drives a triple-axle, James. Jesus Christ. Michelle Crotty, Scissors to SARS. Jennifer Visconti, Ashley Veo, Michael DeGrief, Marshall Garreault, Sarah Young, Sarah Ficht.

Jesus. Alyssa Carisse, Emmeline Brumley, I said that, Jennifer Morales, Mike Burton, Gregory Beamer, Alexis Nobis, Adam Yeager, Corey Murdoch, Simon Brown, Dakota Moore, RDC, Jen Nury, Christian Land, Andre Russell, Stephanie Griggs, Matthew Franklin, Jimmy Marks III, what? I don't know what that is. Matthew Franklin, Jimmy Marks III, Kent Hull, David Klinger, Cortland Wise, Juliet with no last name, Nicole Schroeder, Kim Boyd, Aaron Gilmore, Jessica Gandy, Glenn Small, Stephanie Mueller, Cole Lynch, Kehlani Segovia, Marlon Bowen, Veronica Phillips, Kayla Hilliard, Evelyn Dixon, Jacqueline Gable, Emily Haynes, Amanda Irwin, Gabby Rockhill, Jeff G., Liam Coker, David Newman, nope, that's Did Newman.

What? Why is that Did? That's a fuck. Somebody with the last name of Newman, because my computer decided to change their first name to Did. No way there's somebody. Thanks, Did Newman. Maybe it's Deed. I don't know.

Died Newman. Raul Montano, Alexis Sermier, Susan Hammond, Angela Joyner, Ashley Schmidt, Mike Hawk-Hertz. Good for you, sir. You got it for you. Very nice. Congratulations. Darlene Fitzgerald, Ashley D. Will, Tom Persinger, Sarah Torrance, Sarah Hobson, Carolyn Polosky, Sarah Carson, Dana with no last name, T.C. Palmater, Gloria Davidson, Cassie Jo, Casey, maybe Jo, Ann Schmidt, Stuart Weissman, Lauren Wolfe, Jessica Schwind, Adam Wyatt, Matt Bichard, Jessica Cordes, Laura Nolan, oh boy, oh boy, Kane Alang, Stephanie Hillman, Gabriel with no last name, Julia, Julie, Rye

Juergens, got all that Juergens money, Kate with no last name, Courtney Drake, Arlene Dameron, Dameron, Dameron? Dameron. Tiffany Hanson. Elizabeth Lindloff. Megan Hanlon. Laura with no last name. David Murray. Jill Reiniger. Reneger. Oh, boy. Andrew Lamper. Taylor

Smith. Smith. Smith? What? You just mispronounced Smith. That's great. That's a new low, Jimmy. Mary Vaughn. Faye Glover, Ted Cervantes, Jennifer Jeffener. Jeffener. Boy, oh boy. Reeves, Jennifer Reeves, Peggy with no last name, Blake Adams, Colin Adams, Vinyal Pacheco, River Moore, Brooke Harrison, Tatum Kendall, Robert Smith, Brianna Simon, Craig Meyer, Rebecca Branca. Oh boy, what did I do? Oh, boy.

What did I do? Awatif Adele Ishmael Decker. I'm sorry. Connor with no last name. Carlin Nielsen. Heidi Holland. Susie White. Rick Sam Squanch.

Chris Tracy. Crystal Kriger. Randy Cloutis. Reefer Doctor, Mandy Frank, Maria Lugo, Miranda Armstrong, Jarrett Carroll, Jeremy with no last name, Zane053. What happened? You're cooking, man. You're cooking. I'm going.

Ben Levesque, Amanda Wilson, Heather Bennett, Carly Bird Irwin, D Schaefer06, Melissa Rose, it. Carly Bird Irwin, Dee Schaefer 06, Melissa Rose, Dwayne Coder, Jennifer Dabrowski, Cody Tyree, Mike and Jess Miller, John Cunningham, Stephanie Shady, Mish Moore, Jennifer Williams, Anne-Marie Concha, Cherie Gregory, Jesse Blue, Dustin Motley, Kelly Shanklin, God damn it, Francisco Ariza, Hollywood No Last Name, Michael Sheffield, Gabe Gonzalez, Cynthia Person, Lacey Cowgill. Cows don't have gills. Jade McCracken. Oh, boy. Amy Smart, Michelle Alvarez, Michelle Brown also.

Tyler Rutherford, Brian Chatfield, Brenna Thornley, Jen Huber, Kelly Anderson, Ruth Dunlap, Bill Bowes, Justin S., Jamie Monroe, Kenneth Clay, Nikki Woods, Jennifer Schrader, Alexandra Blue Wilson, Tabitha, nope, that's Talitha, Krill, Megan Butler, Captain Awesome, Heather Crow, Chris with no last name, Jay Bell, Brianna Hagberg, Layla Carlisle, Belle Gill, Katie McBroom, Jessica Smith, Catherine Payne, Victoria Doyle, Kyle Bell Gill, Katie McBroom, Jessica Smith, Catherine Payne, Victoria Doyle, Amelia Simmons, Amanda Laboud, Heather Lake, John Penrod Jr., Marissa with no last name, Melissa Hotstinski, Justin Peterson, Brandy Barton. What the fuck? That was too easy and I ruined it. easy and I ruined it. Jennifer Costa, Marlissa Nicholson, Marlissa, Susan Scugard, Aris Van Mayhem, Mayhem, Jesus, Emily Dillon, Krista Lagace, Lagas, Lagace, I don't know, Susie Pike, Susan McFarland, DPG, Ashton Sova, Dan with no last name, Griffin Murphy, Kayla McCann, Andy Lopez, Erica Nava, John Schroeder, Sarah King, Bonnie Foster, L. Allen Mason, Jay Lizotte, Ashley Levin, Dylan Mhozy, David

Durden, James Robinson, Jesse would know last name, Patrick Cardordoza, Tyler Edwards, Haley Davis, Renee Lighthall, Light, Lighthall, yes, Angela Davis, Jody Pell, Jenny with no last name, Daniela Refugio, Nicole Freeman, Kevin Dowdy, Andrew Helvey, Jesus, Jacken, nope, that's Zach, Zach Lebsack. Jacken Lebsack. Thanks, Jacken. Keep on jacking pal eric golby uh go bill uh josh rose ross uh carl isaacson e walanka walanka megan megan ebony ebony ebony ingram uh jason molner molner uh christine glomvalsky i did i'm an asshole mel Melanie Moran, Michael Warwick, Megan Bullock, Matt Foster, Josh Lindsay, Caleb, Brian Jones, the Diamond, what is that? Dynamics. Hey, the Diamond X. We got it.

Leah with no last name. Courtney Close. Luke Salomon. Patty Scott. Megan with no last name. Brooke Bones. Charles Chandler. Sean Pfeiffer.

Christine Tack. Sean Patrick. Nope, that's Kirk Patrick. Zachary Brinkerhoff. Courtney Tittle. Jarrett with no last name. Jenny Groff. Samantha Fitzgibbon.

Jason Coro. Oh, boy. Caver... Colver Rabuias. Coleman Six. Turtle Run, Kane Stripe, Carolyn Pepler, Alexis from Hospitality Podcast, Haley and Brenton Plant, Kevin Wright

and Nathan Allridge and Brett Stetson from that Stetson fortune. Jesus Christ, you guys are amazing. Thank you so much with all your hat money. Thank you everybody so much. So, so much. You're unbelievable.. Thank you so much with all your hat money. Thank you, everybody, so much. So, so much. You're unbelievable. Man, that list, it's crazy.

Thank you so much for what you do for us. We are absolutely floored by it, and we can't thank you enough. It's just amazing. Every week. So thank you. Jimmy, what if they wanted to talk to you, both either insulting or maybe thank you, or try to sell you a Persian cat? How could they get a talk to you, both either insulting or maybe thank you, or try to sell you a Persian cat?

How could they get ahold of you? You can find me on the internet at WinstonSox. Beautiful. Where can they find you? Matt, Jimmy P is funny. Or just use Google and find us. It's pretty easy. You can do that if you really want to. Our last names are one word.

That's your hint. Yeah, if you see one with two, it's probably not me. Or if it's from a Mississippi news broadcast, it is me. It might be him. So, yeah. I mean, in Mississippi, honestly, that could be trying your best. We don't know. We call that a Mississippi cut and paste.

Where one guy goes, pay! And the other guy writes a P and he points. What? Ah! Click. That's how that works. So, we don't know. Proving that they are last in the country in education. What? Ah! Click. That's how that works. So we don't know.

Proving that they are last in the country of education. You're mad because we're calling you dumb, so you misspell the name. That's smart. Good work, everybody. You make a last name two words. No hyphen, just two words. Just two separate words. That said, everybody, I think it's time.

We will see you very, very soon with more crazy, crazy shit. Lots of stuff. We're going to have a lot more famous people coming up as we kind of empty out the coffers of the remaining heavy hitters and all that sort of thing. And so buckle up, everybody. Live from the Crime and Sports Studios. We will see you next week. Bye. Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Crime and Sports early and ad-free on Amazon Music. Download the Amazon Music app today, or you can listen early and ad-free with Wondery Plus and Apple Podcasts.

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