Crime in Sports - #255 - Violence, Cocaine & Shotguns - The of Quarrelsomeness of Tyler "The Beast" East

Episode Date: May 4, 2021

This week, we explore a story that was seemingly very predictable. This is the first episode ever, where we cover the sibling of a CIS alum. He was aggressive, and very violent, which made him a pretty decent MMA fighter, but a terrible fit for any other situation. His constant bouts of violence, fueled by anger, and cocaine left people in fear, right up until the end of the story, which is possibly the craziest ending of any of our stories! Be a three time state wrestling champion, follow in your older brother's footsteps in both crime & career, and end your story like a western movie with Tyler "The Beast" East!! Check us out, every Tuesday! We will continue to bring you the biggest idiots in sports history!! Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman Donate at... patreon.com/crimeinsports or with paypal.com using our email: [e-mail] Get all the CIS & STM merch at crimeinsports.threadless.com Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things CIS & STM!! Contact us on... twitter.com/[e-mail]/Crimeinsportsinstagram.com/smalltownmurder  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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you are missing out because we had so much fun. We did the college admissions scandal where Aunt Becky is sent to prison and everything. Aunt Becky and the guy who makes all the clothes at Target both sent to prison then we got deep into that scandal and then the other bonus episode we did last week or two days ago we uploaded it was uh was for cult deprogramming that was a crazier episode than i even thought it was going to be with the cult deprogramming that's uh it's wild that we really got into some deep stuff and find out all about a man named Black Lightning. I put it that way.

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I believe this is the first time we've ever had an episode of someone whose sibling already had an episode. Terrific. As far as I know, Lenny Dykstra doesn't have an older brother who's done any fuckery or anything like that. So this is different. We are going to do Tyler the Beast East. Oh, boy. Remember, we did Cody East before that. MMA fighter.

MMA fighter, and his brother is one, too. Tyler the Beast East. We did Cody. It was like episode 82 or something, so it was a long time ago. He was the heart cutter? No, that's Jared Wyatt. God damn it. That's Jared Wyatt.

No, Cody East was just a New Mexico trailer trash. There damn it. That's Jared Wyatt. No, Cody East was just a trailer New Mexico trailer trash who, you know, forced his dick places it didn't belong among a lot of other things. Violent shit. And he's an asshole in general, Cody. And Tyler, really this is one

where you have to just say that this must have been how they were raised because there was a lot of these kids in the same house and they created their own mma shit out back right they know they were they're just psychopaths so yeah this to me is like remember the parents got arrested for right providing alcohol and those crazy parties they would have parties and shit oh yeah so i mean this is one of those where it's not like this is very predictable we'll put it that way this is a very predictable episode. Anybody in that house certainly touched the law.

Absolutely. In every single way. That's the thing. Mom's been arrested, for Christ's sake. I mean, it's a lot going on here. When your mom's arrested, what fucking chance do you have? That's what I'm saying. Like, dad, yeah, people can have fuck up dads.

That's fine. Or dads that are gone or dads that are whatever. You can get by on that. We've seen it tons of times. As a matter of fact, on Crime and Sports, we go, we don't know if it's better for the father to stick around and beat the shit out of everybody that he can get his hands on or to just go away and never be seen again. Sometimes it works out better that way.

Right. Yeah. When Mammy's an outlaw, Jesus. When your mom is, that's a problem jesus mom is that's a problem that's a problem remember we were talking about the rikers island documentary recently the one from like 1994 that's still on hbo well i watched so good i watched it the night we talked about it by the way i re-watched it holy balls is it crazier than I remember it. Because I remembered it being like crazy. But first of all, it's amazing because everybody's just smoking inside, which I find.

Just wandering around with a cigarette. That's funny as shit because it was still the 90s and they were like, well, we can't get them to stop stabbing each other in there. Never mind smoking. We can't stop them from lighting up. I mean, we can't stop stabbing and raping. You know, if we can't get those two, how are we going to get to smoking? That seems like really difficult. Let's start a triage.

Let's start with stabbing and raping. Everybody's got a goddamn cigarette. Yeah. But in the documentary, there's a guy in there who was born in jail. His mom was in jail when he was born. And he has AIDS and he's going to die in jail. So he's just like, born in jail, die in jail. And he's been in jail. Yeah. His mom was in jail when he was born. And he has AIDS and he's going to die in jail. Yeah. So he's just like, born in jail, die in jail.

And he's been in jail a million times. And he feels so bad for that guy. Yeah. And he went to try to get some merciful release so he could go and spend his time in like, still in a facility where he's not allowed to leave or anything, but in more of a hospital facility, not fucking Rikers Island. Where he's getting treated for his AIDS, not just stuck on a cot to sleep 22 hours of the day and they told him nope too many burglaries your criminal record is shit and you know you'd have to be an exemplary person

to sorry fuck off back to rikers you can croak there i was like jesus cold blooded as shit and then there was this woman in there that they're following around and but they have like the ward this is not has nothing to do with this episode but it's interesting and people like crime so fuck them and it's a great fucking documentary it's a great documentary so they have this ward that has expecting mothers it's expectant mother ward so it's just all pregnant prisoners that's all it is and they have like you know painting of like a big like a teddy bear on the wall and shit like it's a very but it's still a prison it's still very industrial with the white cinder blocks and everything try to nursery this up as best as

possible absolutely every single one of them they're just sitting in the room like talking the documentary is great too because it's not it's before everybody was on tv so they're everybody's really reacting to this camera and talking to it and they're not just like put it playing a character they're like it's interesting but to a woman every single one of them is smoking first of all which is huge eight months pregnant just like let me tell you okay so i mean i came in and the one lady's like, I got three kids and, you know, I had my last one in here. Now I'm going to have this one in here. And my husband's in jail for eight years for aggravated this and that and shows a picture of him.

And he's got, you know, he's like typical jail guy. And the jail pose is what I'm talking about. He's got like a jail pose going with the tax. You could tell he's in jail taking, you know, where the picture was taken. And it's just she's talking about and you're like, she's like, I'm going to get out this time and I'm not going to do drugs and I'm not going to do all the things. And she's talking about how she was like selling herself on the street for crack and all this shit. And I'm like, oh, my God, what the fuck? Holy shit.

How do you get there? This fucking lady's life is so it's just so messed up, man. It's so ruined. It's it. She's so out of the. Yeah. Where do you rebuild from? Go.

Because even if she gets out, she goes home. OK. Now she's got all these kids. Her husband's in prison and she's going to have to like, you know, he's going to want her to do stuff for him. And, you know, she's going to be hustling and trying. It's ridiculous. I don't know how she got there and how she's ever going to get out of it.

But watch that documentary, The Rikers. My favorite scene is when that guy with AIDS is sitting in that cell ready to go into the court date. And they go, would you like peanut butter or whatever other sandwich it is? And he goes, yeah, the peanut butter. And they hand it to him. And he just throws it against the wall.'s like this is hard i'm not eating that he goes he just puts it down he goes not gonna eat that and they're like why and he knocks it on the wall and it goes and he goes hard man yeah it's real hard and he just throws

it down it's like it's rock hard it makes a clinking sound on concrete and that's peanut butter his shoe peanut butter is a rock how what the shit is that man even if that's creamy peanut butter i guarantee it's still crunchy oh god yeah well it would have just that bread so dry it would have soaked into it now anyway and just hardened up in there so yeah that was messed up maybe one of these days we'll do a bonus episode on a we've got to on a 30 year old documentary if you have any inclination to break a law especially if you're in new york if you watch the documentary yeah maybe i'll just go back to work tomorrow dude yeah rikers is you're like whoa because dude there is some wild shit going on in this thing it's the fight with

the blood and then he's like i think you're all right and it's like no man he's not all right no the guard had yeah wound and the guy's like that's typical day the one guy the guy's that typical day in here that's what happens it's uh you know a lot of violence that's what happens trying to tell the prisoner uh uh about aids and give him like a rundown of the facts about aids he goes oh we just had a refresher you're all right and give him like a rundown of the facts about AIDS. He goes, oh, we just had a refresher. You're all right. And I was like, no, he's bleeding. Then he goes, you didn't break the skin, did you? And he goes, well, yeah, I broke the skin.

And he shows him. The guy, it's a fucking broken skin, all teeth, white marks. And he's like, if he could have bled in there. And the guard just goes, I don't know. You might be in trouble. And the guy's like, shit. And then the guard walks away. It's not like, well, let's take you in.

You may want to get his dental records. How about you get his dental records for me? He didn't even like say, you know, let's wash that off. Nothing like, hey, here's some soap. I mean, it was just like, I don't know. Maybe you got AIDS. Have a good one. And you walk away swinging his baton like, what the fuck is happening?

What's going on in here? It's wild. wild so anyway now that we've talked about that a lot let's talk about our subject all right which it all came from there because it's it's all a pile of trash it's all cyclical it's all cyclical so crime and sports it's a pile of trash that's our new it's our new tagline we're're going to talk about Tyler the Beast East here. Like we said, we knew Cody East. He's born, this is, wow, January 24th, 1991. So a young man for crime and sports.

Good Lord. Yeah, super recent and modern. So much like his brother, and I'm not going to repeat everything that his brother's life was because we did that already, but he's born in Albuquerque. He grows up in New Mexico here. His brother, Cody, is a couple years older than him. And Cody goes on to be a pretty, I guess, recognizable UFC fighter for a little while and then other MMA brands. So Cody here, I'm sorry, Tyler, though, follows in his brother's footsteps in just about everything. Cody wrestled, played football.

Tyler wrestles and plays football. In 2006, they both won a state championship in wrestling. That's impressive. At Los Lunas High. Yeah. Cody in the 275 pound division which is that's a lot that's very fucking that's a big deal almost 300 pounds of high schooler yeah that's that's a lot and then tyler in the 189 here so uh that's we can watch him grow over

the next couple years just based on the new New Mexico State Wrestling Championship results that I found here. So, yeah, he does that. They go to Los Lunas High here. This is a 5A high school. Okay, the big one. I guess, yeah, that seems to be the big one. That's the most populated one. Those are the populated ones?

Yeah, the 5A schools are the big ones. Okay, that makes sense. 2007 in high school still, this time he's in Bellin High. And we'll talk about that for a second, a little bit about Bellin. But Bellin High he goes to now, and he's in the 215-pound division. And so, I mean, gained 25 pounds. That's a lot. In a year for a child.

Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. Completely natural, I bet. Right? Yeah. Absolutely just, I mean, it was probably mom's cooking Campbell's soup and whole milk. You know what I mean? Who knows? You know how it goes over there.

There is also the reservation there, and those native tacos are not diet-friendly. No, they are not. Those will destroy you. You eat a lot of those. That's a good point. I feel like it's probably something else, though. I'm just out on a limb. Just the way they both behave, too.

Both the brothers are like, you know, they're not like normal kids. Like normal kids, okay, normal kids kids they might get mad they might you know they might get in a fight or something like that these kids will get mad and then basically tear up anybody or the surroundings like a fucking uncaged gorilla is what they do bashing on things and jumping up on tables and yeah that's how they act as we found out from cody when they had a giant brawl at one of his parties so tyler this year for bellin wins the state title in the 215 pound division okay so now he's got two in a row going on for him incredible two in a row high school champion

that's pretty decent grace let's call it right now. It's Grace, everybody. That's it. Downhill from here, folks. Grace starts in high school. Oh, yeah. What is he, a sophomore? Yeah, he's a sophomore. So he's achieved grace before a driver's license or probably sexual activity, but he's achieved grace. Yeah.

That's, it's one of our fastest, honestly, I would say. 15? Truly, yeah. It has to be. So, yeah, he also plays high school football as well. They say he's a good kicker, and I don't know what else. He's humongous. I can't imagine they're only putting him out there to kick.

Right. But he's probably like a linebacker, and he also can punt well or something. I don't know. 215 pounds of high schooler can play any position. Pretty much, yeah. I would assume maybe a defensive lineman or something. Somebody who's athletic. Whatever we need to fill you in.

Yeah. So a little refresher here. July 2007 comes around. And this is when Cody East is arrested. And I believe Tyler is around here as well. And this is the family. So this is to give you a feeling, in case you haven't heard that old episode, just to give you a background of exactly the environment that this young guy is coming from here. Because it's well expected.

So witnesses told the police that Cody East became angry at some of the girls at his party. Okay. Angry at the girls. So he went into a rage and started breaking doors and windows that's a good way to yeah uncaged gorilla would be the best way to put it correct like that'll show those girls beat up your own house just start tearing dude have you ever gone into a rage at and during like a party where you start tearing doors off of a house. Think about that. What kind of rage is that?

And I'm an angry guy. I don't understand taking out anger at all on inanimate fixtures. On drywall and fucking hardware. Why are you giving yourself a fucked up Saturday? You know what I mean? Why are you giving yourself shit to do on Sunday?

I've never been like, rawr! Just grabbed a door and been like, I'm going to fucking rip it off. Why? What is that helping? This house that I just bought, James,

the fucking guy that lived here before clearly kicked doors off the hinges and I have to fix them. That's awful. Because the man's a lunatic. Yeah. That's why he did it because he didn't have to fix it.

I do. But I don't understand that. The next guy will fix it. I do. But I don't understand that. The next guy will fix it. How do you get so mad at somebody that you take it out on the house? That's something else here. He started with the house, okay? Cody does. He started, oh my God.

Jimmy, this is, I forgot how crazy this was from, because it was like four years ago we did this episode, so I forgot how crazy this was from because it was like four years ago we did this episode so yeah I forgot about it but he starts tearing up the the windows and doors then he moves on to fighting some of the 14 to 15 year old girls who are in attendance at this party okay oh my god he I'll just read this quote quote he then allegedly hip tossed some of the 14, 15 year old girls, breaking some of their noses and possibly the arm of one of the girls and allegedly kicked his mother and attacked his father. That's too far. OK, you're telling me he's 285 pounds naturally in high school when he goes into a house breaking, mom kicking, sophomore hip tossing rage. Are you fucking kidding me? no no no no how much

steroids are they feeding the cows that he's drinking their milk yeah dude he i don't know what he's doing if he doesn't know how to control his testosterone at this point or what but from the whatever he's done i don't know but this is this is fucking crazy man man. Yeah. I mean, let's go through. To break the doors and windows, that's crazy right away. Then to be like, rawr, what am I going to do? 14-year-old girl, I'll hip toss her like I'm Ricky Steamboat. What are you talking about, okay? That's move two.

Now you're going to hip toss her. Then mom and dad are going to come out and go, hey, stop breaking the house and hip tossing sophomores, please. And then he's going to go raw and kick his mother. He kicked his mother. That's the craziest shit I've ever heard in my life. And then I'd like to know where he kicked her. Was it like square in the chest? Was it like in the hip?

Was it, you know what I mean? Was it a cunt punt? I'm picturing a sternum kick, just a gut sternum kick. Knock her down. Yeah. Straight front kick. Obviously beating up young girls and his mom isn't funny, but it's fucking hilarious at the same time because we've already talked about it.

So it feels like it's so far gone, but this is absolutely nuts. And then he just attacked his dad. He just like jumped on his dad. The Valencia County Sheriff's Department detective, Aaron Jones, said, quote, We understand he kicked his father twice and stomped him in the head. He stomped his father's head. He kicked his dad to the ground and then stomped on his head. Like, he's like. He had to, right?

Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, they were like, you know, like he owed him drug money or something. Right. What the fuck are you doing, man? what I mean. Like, they were like, you know, like he owed him drug money or something. Right. What the fuck are you doing, man? That's crazy. You flirted with your young sister. Like, that's the only thing that warrants that, right? Like, you flirt, you, like, pinch a 12-year-old's ass.

Her brother should beat the fuck out of you for that. You walk in and he's pummeling your mother, maybe. I don't know. Like, he's just fucking wailing away on her and you're like you know you get this think about certainly that's certainly defending a girl or a woman of some sort something but this is like this is crazy like imagine him afterwards and all the records there's broken glass there's a door laying over here. There's multiple, multiple, multiple sophomores and freshmen and junior girls right on the ground. Just like a battleground, broken arms and noses and shit blood.

His mom is kicked into the side of the trailer. She's fucked up. And then dad's been curb stomped. What the fuck? and then he's holding this temple what's he gonna do like afterwards what do you do in that scenario forget right after tomorrow morning you got to wake up in this same house with these people yeah you have they're still gonna be there right hey mom what's for breakfast so i guess we start rebuilding tomorrow morning right wow early to rehang these doors and clean up the young women from the lawn right

oh help your mom up too please we got to pick dad up from the hospital as well because he's had that was psychotic behavior had some fucking cat scans done and so somebody called the cops in the neighborhood because this is a melee first of all it's almost like that's almost like so ridiculous it's like a video game like you'd want to see like first 48 a lot of times they have surveillance footage of the actual murder and you're like holy shit this is crazy i want to see the footage of this not like a movie where's the ring doorbell of children fleeing the scene that's what i mean people scattering doors breaking i don't want like a like a cinematic one with like shots and close-ups

i want like a removed yeah like totally dissociated fucking surveillance camera like from the next house over just showing this in a very wide shot so I can see everything. A couple of SimpliSafe cams from two doors down. That's all I want. Somebody SimpliSafe pointed in the correct direction so we could see this insanity. I really

want to see this bad because it's fucking nuts. Only because I honestly want to see what he did afterwards. Look around like who else wants because I honestly want to see what he did afterwards. Look around. Who else wants some? I want to see him wander out of that trailer and walk down that prefabbed staircase to have a cigarette and shake his head. What did I just do? Damn it.

Pound a protein shake. Yeah. Got to get my protein back up. And so this is the kid. This is the person that Tyler Tyler idolizes. This is his older brother. It's up to this. And so this is the kid. This is the person that Tyler idolizes. This is his older brother. It's up to this. Yeah, this is his hero. This is his hero.

So, yeah, this isn't good. When police showed up, Cody was holding a knife and didn't want to put it down. Yeah, so he stood there with a knife for a while. And then he eventually surrendered without any other injuries, which is, I guess, while everybody else tried to crawl off to the side. He later telling he later told the deputies that he wanted the deputies to kill him. That's why he was holding the knife. He was like, I held the knife because I figured if I had a knife, you'd shoot me. But then nobody shot me.

So I just gave up. Yeah. Said, fuck it. Never mind. So, you know, this is definitely he's got some mental issues, obviously. Cody does. So officers had to draw their weapons to obviously he's got a fucking knife. And yeah, he's said he wanted to kill him.

He was wheeled away and handcuffed to a gurney. They Hannibal lectured him, by the way. You remember that from the episode last time and was placed in a mental mental health observation at the Valencia County Jail. And apparently one of the girls had a broken arm. Other girls had broken noses. And Cody broke his hand in three places somewhere in this melee from breaking all those bones from punching things and people and his dad and his mom and ripping doors off. You tend to break something. So and his parents were also charged with buying and serving alcohol to minors as well as child abuse and contribute contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Holy shit. So this whole thing's a fucking disaster. Yeah, it's just a goddamn disaster today that will liquidate your 401k you will be so broke from all the lawsuits every every every sophomore who he hip-tossed would have a would have a lawsuit going against him there's no doubt about it they'd all have new toyota corollas absolutely so uh both of his parents got probation and his mother pled no contest to the alcohol charges and they had the child abuse charges dismissed. And Cody was jailed for a while at that point and all of that shit. So back to Tyler here.

So that gives you a background of the home that Tyler's growing up in and his idol and who he is. If you didn't hear the first episode, you kind of needed to know that it's it's fucking important it's a little house on the prairie no this is this is little trailer in the new mexico desert is what this is this this is little trailer on the mesa it's a different thing completely very different a very different place oh god we need little trailer on the mesa t-shirt so fucking bad. Little trailer on the flat top. I really want that. Yeah, I want that so bad. Little trailer on some fucking desert thing.

It doesn't matter. Pick a desert thing and use it because that's beautiful. It's all that. We really have to make that badly. So, fuck. He goes to this Bellin, like I said, this Bellin school. It's a class 4a school it's a little smaller it's a little smaller i guess but uh bellin i guess can uh ended up in 2014 they went

to 5a but he wasn't there then so they uh they're i'm looking at their like athletic shit and during the time that tyler's in school which is like 2008 2000 or 2007 eight and nine he's in the school basically they're like dominant and all sorts of shit boys and girls basketball teams both reached the uh state championship games that year their uh their baseball team won a district title. Their girls golf team. All they were winning all these championships here like that year. And girls cross country 2007. All this football, soccer.

They're winning like tons of titles. So I don't know if this is like a school for like that concentrates on athletics. You know what I mean? Like if you're really good do you you know get somebody else's address and go to the school basically rather than your high school like we've seen that a lot and with everything and wrestling from 2003 to 2008 the wrestling team won six straight for a uh state championships wow so that's that's fucking crazy man that's a lot and uh they won more after they went to 5A. So in 2009, Tyler wins the state championship in the 285-pound division.

So now Tyler's gotten huge. And see, I don't remember if Cody, what his drug predilections were. Cody, I'm not positive. I don't require. I imagine that whatever typical trash does yeah correct uh meth it's a downward spiral tyler i i'm pretty i'm pretty sure he likes steroids based on the what is based on the insanity that goes on right and not only that tyler loves cocaine oh god does he he like bernard king level really loves his cocaine it's like it's not good man it's that's a that's frightening when you got a guy who's uh like six foot five two hundred and something pounds uh and uh is angry fueled comes from a shit background where violence where

his brother kicked his mom and curb stopped his dad so when you come from that environment and then you give that person's cocaine on top of it that's a bad cocktail oh and then reward him for being good at being violent as well because right that's the other thing be like you're really good at kicking ass here's a bunch of cocaine and steroids this will work out just fine it's gonna be okay incentivize the ass beatings yeah this is like yeah i mean wow it's it's it's some wild shit so um 2009 when he's in bellin high school that's the thing about the the east boys they can't get out of high school without having fucking legal problems that's sure most of our crime and

sports people make it at least to college before they start fucking up you know right like the sports kind of shields them from shit in high school once in a while but sometimes there's some theft right yeah something stupid in their sophomore year of junior year of college that they're they'll get in a fight in a bar or something. That'll be the first thing. Nope, this is high school. His senior year, he is accused of beating a fellow student in gym class. Oh, no.

Viciously beating him. Not just your typical school fight. We're talking a 285-pound, write-it-up psychopath here. You know, that's fascinating i think that's where i would i would venture to guess it's somewhere upwards in the 60 percentile of where all the fights in school start and or uh the actual aggression is taken out it's in sports and pe of some sort yeah not in high school though because in high school really no that's where the vast majority of fights that i saw on school campus happened. I never saw it.

Gym class was just apathetic when I was a kid. Really? Yeah, that would show effort if you were getting in a fight. Gym class, you're just supposed to be like, yeah, I put these fucking shorts on and I'm here. So give me a fucking A. I'm sorry. I did it. I get a 90. Yeah, if I change and show up, I get a 90.

So let's go, asshole. That was more the thing there. Cafeteria, there was a lot of fights always in high school. Tons of fights. I went to lunch hour. It was too much freedom, I think, for us. Yeah, maybe. You gave us any freedom, we were going to start fighting with each other pretty much.

I don't know why it was around food. The majority of fights that I saw on campus were certainly in pe the absolutely and we had a like five foot three football coach coach garcia there was a melee of eight kids fighting like on a pile and he pulled each like was flinging children off of this pile i'm nervous i was in awe of that i'd fuck the fight i couldn't care less keep fighting because i like seeing coach garcia uh child talks this is incredible he's hip tossing young ladies too he's pulling a cody east that's now they think about it when i went to school in the eighth grade in arizona the kids were really into gym class so they we were like into whatever sports they were playing i

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Smelling like whatever in the 90s cologne he's wearing. He's wearing like Dracar. We're in sixth period. He looks like first. It's incredible. Fresh gel and freshly gelled and Dracar'd and ready to go, huh? That's awesome. The rest of us with beads of sweat rolling down our quote unquote sideburns.

Oh, God, that's fuck. That's awful. Especially if you have Jim early. Although. Yeah. In one of the years in high school, I had Jim in first period, which sucks. But it would also be bad because like in the winter time it's you know like 14 degrees in first period we're running the track we're like what it's 14 degrees outside can

we wait till the sun comes up at least like literally it would be fucking seven o'clock and 7 10 in the morning can we not run outdoors right now it going to be third period before I can clean these snot sickles off my face. I'm going to have to go through history class with this shit on my face. But nobody would like I literally remember kids walking around the track smoking in gym class. They were smoking

walking around the track. That's amazing. What a different time. Just smoking. Time to live. Well well they'd wait to the teacher they'd cup the cigarette when the teacher had his back turned because he would be running too and then you know they were so far away nobody noticed it's in there it's amazing in the back of it blowing into your shirt like nobody can smell that yeah well you could see your breath anyway so yeah that's true it didn't even matter but the smell you don't just breathe he's on the other side of the track you're gonna fuck nobody cares

i can smell a cigarette from fucking three blocks away now absolutely jesus so uh tyler he used gym class for a source of violence and uh yeah he apparently beat this kid with something because he gets charged with this. He gets charged with a third degree aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. In a school fight. In a school, in a gym class fight. He was in shorts with a Bellin T-shirt on and he's being taken away in cuffs. Produced a weapon. It's fucking crazy.

Yeah. He sentences him to, he ends up going to get sentenced after this. Like I said, he has to plead no contest to third degree count of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. And he's sentenced to, you young man may fuck off three years probation for this ass whooping that he leveled on someone and then at this point he's going to start pro fighting he gets his weight down he's going to start he starts MMA fighting here in 2009 so he's 18 years old right away he's 6'5 230 235 in that region here so uh yeah he's ready to go that's his we'll call that his first fight there in gym class when he pummels some poor unsuspecting kid who's not ready to professionally fight yet so probably

not six five 285 you know i mean that's the other part is yeah i would love to see the kid he fought you know i'd love to see if the kid was you you know what I mean? Was the kid like, yeah, fuck you. I'll kick your ass. Or was it just like, you know, this Tyler got mad at him, ripped like a ripped a door off the coach's office and then beat the kid with it. I don't know what would happen. So he starts pro fighting now. This is when his pro career starts. April 17th, 2009 is his first fight norman oklahoma where everybody wants to start out uh bellator fighting championships three and four this is they i guess they primed him into one night we're taping them both everybody uh this is it's verse amadeo via viola so uh this he comes

into the fight oh and one and this is his last fight, old Amadeo. He wins by, Tyler wins by a TKO with punches at 2 minutes and 40 seconds in round one. So that's 1-0. He gets started well here. By August 1st, 2009, he's at the Inn of the Mountain of the Gods Resort and Casino. Yeah. In Mescalero. Yeah. So. They have comedy there.

Oh, my God, they do. They do. You know so many people that have performed. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's on that little weird tour, right? Yeah. Oh, no.

Oh, you just flashed me back to the days when I was like, it'd be cool to get that gig i'll make like a hundred dollars i only have to drive 400 miles to get there that sounds awesome it's bad that's not a good gig uh to explain this to everybody sorry to keep veering off but you know what i'm not sorry we're for however much longer we do crime and sports we don't know how long whatever whatever we, you know, a lot of different things, but we, for however much longer we're going to do it, we're going to fucking have fun doing it. So if you're on board, great.

If not, Hey, doors that way, go fuck yourself. Enjoy. So, uh, yeah, you want us to stay on track? The point is, this is not a quality venue. No, this is a bad, This is a bad place to be. There was this tour in comedy there. And Phoenix comedians would try to do this. And this was, by the way, kind of coveted by local comedians.

This is making it, James. That's what I mean. This is like, ooh, I'm on the road. Yeah. Yeah. We're crossing a state line to tell dick jokes. Yeah. You go, how many gigs were on it?

I mean, even there was a bunch, there's seven or eight. There's a few through, uh, Arizona and New Mexico in these like rural casinos. Yeah. And you'd like stay at the casino and they give you $150 or something.

And then you drive and you drive with three other comics who have taken this journey of the damned. And you'd go to the next the next casino with a silly name like in of the Mountain of the Gods Resort and Casino. And you perform for a bunch of pretty, pretty apathetic people who really didn't care or didn't pay money to see you or anything. You're just in a lounge somewhere. Yeah. The quote unquote high rollers got this for free. Yeah. They got the VIP experience.

And that's it. And then you go back to Arizona and after you've spent money and done all that, you've made like $500. And it took you a week. And your car needs all sorts of work and service and an oil change. And you never want to do comedy again. It sits do your driveway steaming for the next three days yeah covered in covered in dust you need a new air filter and with giant crazy weird desert bugs fused to your grill and that's what you get yay i'm a comedian i'm a comedian and that's doing well hey he's he's getting booked hey it's working yeah that's sad we know far too many comics who have done it that are like

yeah they write that shit as a credit they're proud of themselves that's why we were like we need to talk about asshole athletes make fun of them because i can't do that i'm not doing that i can't i'm not coming out for that life yeah i don't want to do it that's the thing with stand-up if comedy is you go to fucking and i'm just gonna pick a city out of the blue here you go to omaha just because it's centrally located let's say you go to omaha yeah you're fucking there for five days in Omaha. You just live there now for five days. That's a place.

And every day you go to work at that fucking club and you come back and no, I'm not doing that. I'm not living a place I don't want to live five days a fucking week. I'm just not doing it. That's, fuck that. No, that's an awful way to live. That's pretty brutal. Comedy is comedy is yeah and that's comedy the best comedians in the world do that terrible so uh anyway it's a hard life man it's a hard ass life man fuck that and then on top of that you you you pay people for that privilege yeah you're you pay

a lot of money to people for for helping you do that i know that's the other thing it's a nightmare it's a goddamn nightmare and then someone else you pay people yeah you pay people for the privilege to do that and they don't have to do that no they're at their house while you're in a fucking holiday inn in omaha enjoy des moines this weekend i'm on the beach right hoping beat bobby flay is on the food network when you get home because that's all you have to look forward to now that's how fucking sad your life has become because you're gonna get home at one in the morning, and there's not a lot going on in Omaha at 1 in the morning. There isn't. And there you go. Enjoy. Christ.

So this Tyler's at King of the Cage Gatekeeper is the name of it versus Boban Simic. Boban is 5-2 coming in. This goes all three rounds, actually. And it's a unanimous decision loss for tyler so he's one and one now that's not good uh you know and you gotta hand it to him pretty well here minus a knockout but yeah unanimous he got beat up yeah that's what i mean he hung in there but he apparently didn't do anything spectacular october 3rd 2009 this is in concord north carolina he's at next level cage fighting battlegrounds and he's fighting josh the future lenning or lenning so the future you want to hear what his

future was right well he came into the fight uh oh and one and then retired with a four and four career record the future is bleak my friends i'm sure he wishes he could have seen that coming yeah maybe well if he said he was portraying that he knew the future yeah and apparently he didn't so yeah that's an embarrassing nickname when you retire at four and four it's a weak future uh tyler wins by knockout with punches so two and and one. He's so mad about the last loss, he just pummeled this guy into stopping. So October 29th, 2009, this is another fight in the same month, he fights at the Lucky Star Casino in Concho, Oklahoma. Oh my.

Yeah, that's one of those bad places where if you see a singer from an 80s band and they're performing there, you're like, ooh, you didn't have publishing. There's only one city in Oklahoma that's impressive to be – well, I guess there's two, right? Tulsa and Oklahoma City. Outside of that, Norman. I'm still waiting for one. Tulsa, there's nothing impressive about Tulsa. No, I mean, that's the only place that you can sell a lot of tickets, right? I mean, Norman's so far out there, right?

But Norman is the college town, though, isn't it? Isn't Norman where Oklahoma University, Oklahoma is maybe? So that's the other thing with those Midwestern cities. A lot of times there'll be a college and that'll be the whole, and it's like a big city around the college. Then all of a sudden it matters yeah a city yeah so this is at the lucky star casino like we said oh jesus this is what madonna was singing about i believe in her in her song from the 80s there lucky star was this yeah you might be my lucky star out of oklahoma yes you are that's i think that was what she was getting at uh king of the cage wreckage this is uh so he's back at king of the cage he fights joel travis or traves either one

this is a fat bald man with a ginger beard hell yeah he's a fat bald guy with a red beard who I'm, you know, this would piss me off. If I paid, if I paid money for a pay-per-view and this guy came on and they're purporting him as a professional athlete and I paid to watch him, I'm fucking angry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, would you pull this guy out of a bar? The fuck out of here with that shit.

That's not at least Tyler looks like he works out. You know what I mean? bar the fuck out of here with that shit that's not at least tyler looks like he works out you know what i mean no fuck out of here this guy just looks like he's he just walked in and said i'm the toughest guy in this town yeah that's what i mean he won the the tough man contest and they were like now you get to be in king of the cage wreckage at the lucky star casino he hooked a tractor tire the furthest so they i think so i think so at the tractor tire hucking uh contest that they had at the big tractor tire festival at the tractor tire manufacturer right and that's where they have the festival it's nice because it's soft it's all rubber on the bottom on the asphalt yeah they put like a rubberized mulch down from the bad tires. So Joel Traves comes in on a four-fight losing streak.

So he's lost his last four. Right. And it turns out in his whole career here, he loses the last eight fights of his career in a row. Oh, boy. He was eight and eight and then lost eight in a row and finished eight and sixteen not wonderful yeah not a good job here tyler wins by tko with punches at three minutes and 23 seconds at in round one so that's it's back to uh three and one for tyler so it's starting to get better. November 28th, 2009, a month later, again, the end of the mountain of the gods of your ass, of your sister's twat, of the fucking, I don't even know.

You can just keep going on. Call it whatever you want. That's what you got there. They did just throw a bunch of words together. End of the gods of the mountain of the inn. Of the casino resort of the place of the time. Your mother's ass of your fucking i don't know what's going on with this shit who needs so many words how big is their sign you can't even yeah is it why does it gotta be so specific yeah read it again james in of the

what is it in of the mountain of the gods because resorting casino okay and of the mountain of the gods resorting casino okay and of the mountain of the gods there's two of us right is there an end of the of the mountain you know i mean there's got to be an end of the mountain casino because then they're like well we got to make this one a little more different yeah so i mean come on let's have the mountain of the gods. Upside down. This one's superior. Sorry, that's a Major League Two reference that we say all the time. Upside down. I love that.

Upside down. Upside down. I love the look on his face. Like, so cocky, too. Upside down. That's the line. So, king of the cage horsepower this is even though there's no horses are involved in this at all horsepower i expect horses to be fighting and there's no race there's nothing it's no why is it why is it what high octane next to

i think there's an event called high octane actually he fights uh he there is. He fights Mark Martinez this night, another pudgy guy. Another guy who doesn't look like he should be fighting a guy who's in shape. This is his first fight, old Mark. He's a four and three career fighter. And he wins. This is a win for Tyler by TKO at two minutes and two seconds of round one. So Tyler will knock you out in the first round a lot. Most of his fights don't make it out of the first round for good or ill for him.

He's aggressive as shit out of the gate. Yeah, he's going in. There's no doors to rip off, no windows to break. He doesn't know what to do. He tries to hip toss the referee. If he can't get a hold of him, then he's got to handle his business, I guess. So he's four and one now, Tyler. December 17th, 2009, like less than three weeks later, at the San Manuel Casino in Highland, California.

Where the fuck is that? I don't even know where that is. Dude, Inland California is so much. Oh, that. It's all desert casinos. It's all it is. As soon as you get into the, what is, I forget that county. It's the the doesn't

matter ones you imperial it's imperial county look up real estate in california if you can afford it that's what we're talking about basically anything anything that that's the shit part you know what i mean and then look at the pictures and if you're like are you sure this is in california that's what we're talking about. This looks like New Mexico, maybe Arizona, maybe Nevada. They did nuclear testing here, right? That's the place. You or me or Jimmy can afford that.

At that point, that's what we're talking about. Right. Oh, that looks nice. Why is it $4 million? No casinos there. That looks decent, like a family house. Why is it $4 million? That's no casino. That looks decent, like a family house. Why is that $12 million? Yeah, why is that 1,800-square-foot house $4.5 million?

What's going on? So, yeah, he fights at Manuel Casino, Highland, California. King of the cage. Fight for hope. Fight number for hope. I don't know what this is about. This is in December. So it's not like a breast cancer, you know, I don't know what they're. Is there a Toys for Tots drive with this?

I don't know. Fight for hope. They're raising money for the next generation. We need to give steroids to the next generation of 11th graders so they can hip toss young women, I feel like. So we need to fight for the hope of it hitting human growth hormone for the underprivileged there's so many people's mothers that have gone unkicked and we can't have it anymore it's just been terrible their fathers whose heads have not been stomped into concrete and we need to we need to do this so uh december 17 2009 uh he tyler is the

main event tonight on this night so it's his first main event he fights tony kryptonite lopez so uh yeah this guy his career record 64 and 32 you rarely see mma fighters with 96 career fights that's just not a thing and uh 60 of those are wins that's pretty incredible that's what i mean that's a that's a guy who is very experienced knows how to do shit and if he's having any problems with a guy knows how to tie him up and and get through the round that's we talk about that in boxing a lot when you face these journeymen and you'll be like oh he's uh 81 and 66 like oh he's he's gonna be a pushover and then our guy who's like an up-and-comer will go the distance with this guy and you're like how did that happen because that guy knows how not to get hit he knows how to hold and and he knows how to survive basically and what

was this guy's name who he's fighting right now tony kryptonite lopez you've never heard of him nobody's ever heard of that no one's heard of that's the most dangerous man in every bar that he goes to if you see this guy walking around he will fucking rip your head off your shoulders and you have no idea until he does it yes absolutely oh by the way i'm going to take a quick caveat again oh you know what no i'll save it for later to talk about this i'm going to talk about jake paul here for a minute oh boy because i have some opinions on the both of them i yeah well the one who's fighting that's jake right both of them are logan's gonna fight floyd now but i mean the one who actually is fighting people logan's gonna fight floyd james that's

not jake paul that's doing it it's the brother that's doing that but the one who's been fighting who just fought the mma fighter okay that's jake. It's the brother that's doing that now. But the one who's been fighting, who just fought the MMA fighter. Okay, that's Jake. I want to talk about that because I have been inundated with messages asking, what's your opinion on this? I don't know why anybody wants my opinion on anything, but if you want it, I'll give it to you. Well, my opinion is worthless.

Who cares? I'm not an expert on anything. I don't fucking know anything. So, you know, it doesn't matter. I don't mean like, don't ask me. I just mean, I don't know why you care, but thank you for caring and I'm happy to give it to you, I guess. I don't mean like, don't ask me. I just mean, I don't know why you care. But thank you for caring, and I'm happy to give it to you, I guess. I don't know. So this fight goes all five rounds, and it's a split decision loss for Tyler.

So he's four and two. See, Kryptonite knows how to work the system, I feel like. Listen, he spoils Superman. You know, I mean, how are you going to beat him? So January of 2010, this is the next month he's training uh here and he's at uh what is this fit nhb i don't know what that is uh some fighting center where they're training some training center and he we've talked about this before as well this incident he gets in an altercation with charles crazy horse bennett okay do you guys remember this shit they have a sparring session which the sizes are off there

number one and charles bennett gets really pissed off leaves the gym comes back with a metal pipe and just starts beating the shit out of tyler with a fucking metal pipe he evens up the odds we'll put it that way you got some weight on me this pipe in this in this case it's hard to determine who's the asshole oh my god that's what i mean who knows what tyler was doing to piss him off, but either way, I think, especially in the place that you're training, beating the man with a metal pipe is probably not. Do you want to step outside would be a more professional way to handle that maybe, and then you sneak attack him with a pipe. That's fine, but to burst into the gym and beat the guy with a pipe in front of everybody seems like you're asking for trouble. It's the bridge too far.

seems like you're asking for trouble the bridge too far it is but tyler gets his ass whooped with a pipe anyway and uh charles uh crazy horse was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon if we remember and that was one of his uh yeah this was at the many many arrests this was at the no holds bar gym is what that's the There you go. NHB, no holds barred gym. Yeah, sparring session. That is fucking crazy, man. So February 12, 2010. So that happened in, what, January, and a month later he's fighting again. So a month after being pummeled with a pipe, he's like, I'll get out there.

That's wild. This is at the end of the Mountain of the Gods resort and casino. You can't have of the twice in your title. It's too many. It's too many. Too much. King of the Cage, Vengeance. Vengeance will be mine.

He fights Tony Lopez here, which isn't that? Isn't that the guy you just fought? Yes, it's the guy you just fought. Yeah, you fought him twice in a row. Yes, same thing. Kryptonite again. So he fights Kryptonite here. This time it does not go the

distance though it doesn't even get out of the first round as he loses by submission to a triangle choke i'm telling you tony's a bad man tony's a bad motherfucker and i think anybody inexperienced is going to have a lot of trouble with tony because he knows tricks because he's fought 96 goddamn fights so yeah guys like that no tricks no tricks. Unless you're supremely talented and can just crush him, he's going to probably kick your ass, one of those things. So four and three now for Tyler. So it's not looking so good for him at this very moment. No.

But he turns it around here, though. May 14, 2010, he's at the end of the mountain of the gods of the thing, of of the place of the time shit go somewhere else i'm tired of saying it uh this is uh king of the cage honor yeah i hate their one word names i hate vengeance and honor and shut up at least they've deviated from the car references i was waiting for them to go with 5W30 full synthetic. Full synthetic. 93 octane. Mobile one clarity.

It's only a matter of time before they have to start getting sponsorship from the car people, man. King of the cage. Chevron with Tecron. What the fuck? Why? It's getting too much.

It's getting to be a little much, my friend. That's awesome. Here he fights Raphael Bergman, who's four and one coming in, and then he loses his next four fights after this fight and retires, and that's it. So that doesn't do a great job here. This fight lasts 45 seconds. Awesome. Round one, 45 seconds.

Tyler knocks him out with punches. They gave him a tomato can. They were like, here's a guy you can pummel in a minute and get your confidence back. Because, I mean, he had a bad month. Over the course of a month, he was beaten with a pipe and then choked out and had to submit. he had a bad month and over the course of a month he was beaten with a pipe and then choked out and had to submit that's a bad month you know i've never had a month that bad i was just gonna say i've never had a month even close to that no i was beaten with a pipe and then choked to the point of submission that seems like a lot for one person

to handle although there were several months where i woke up in that fourth week and felt that way yeah it did not happen though but not quite jesus christ so uh he's five and three now july 24th 2010 he fights uh at the cherokee casino in claremore oklahoma all right man these fucking rural casinos god help us us all. This is Freestyle Cage Fighting 43. Oh, okay. Freestyle. Yeah. He fights Toby Tillman, who I'll just give you an idea of his physique when I tell you he's 6'1", 265 pounds. Okay.

Yeah. And he's not cut. We'll put it that way. He's not a bodybuilder who's 6'1 265 he's just he's the toughest uncle you've ever had that's what oh if you have a problem yeah somebody messes with your sister you you get him to go talk to the guy hey get over here you son of a guy's like holy shit yeah oh man that's the dj that result where that revolves it yeah big time so three and oh coming in this guy is so looks like he's an up-and-comer right i mean sure so he's three and oh only this is his last fight

so really yeah i feel like he thought this was fun and then he got into the ring with somebody who he was not in the same class as it went oh this is stupid why am i doing this i can't right yeah this is terrible uh he loses or toby or tyler beats toby in 57 seconds in the first round knocks him out with punches so that's quick six and three it's at this point where remember that uh high school gym class beating that we were discussing before well the victim here ivan frayer who's the victim uh he followed up with a civil lawsuit as well here oh shit against both tyler and uh the bellen consolidated schools so for i guess for letting it go on and the judge here a judge in the 13th judicial judicial district judge john pope i mean he is he's a judge and a pope that's a lot yeah judge pope is it's i do you a doctor dr judge pope hello

and then he's going to run for president he's going to be president dr judge judge pope so he signed off on a default judgment for uh against uh tyler for 244 180 there you go so yeah uh he you know tyler's supposed to pay him that money now yeah only he doesn't because he's that's not gonna be good he's a dirtbag so that's the thing about high school fights man it can end up ruining your life because of this i have a friend that had to go he went off to the military and all of his military money went to the kid who he exploded his orbital socket when he was 17 years old that's what i'm saying kids are very expensive i i know somebody who his wife wants to have another baby and he's like like, not right now. And she said, well, then we're getting a pool. And I was telling him, yeah, that's a lot.

The math, a pool is way cheaper. We'll put it that way. Oh, so cheap. Plus, a pool isn't going to get anybody pregnant. A pool has never gotten anybody pregnant. A pool has never gotten sued for you. A pool has never curb stomped its father never kicked his mother in the stern right a pool's never driven out of the driveway in your car

while you were sleeping and t-boned an old person in a fucking uh uh intersection while they're t-boned a station wagon full of nuns yeah that's right three o'clock in the morning after it went to some high school party short bus full of divinity students although if your fucking neighbor's kid drowns in your in your pool then you're in a lot of trouble too but that's that's on you at that point that's yeah you got to watch out for that you got to keep them out but otherwise yeah pools don't go to college no pools never need an attorney pools are you know so once it's in it's in so yeah it's kids are very expensive and this shows it because tyler gets sued up here uh this you have better memories on saturdays in

the summer with your pool than you will with your kid anyway that's fucking great so uh frere here the victim he pursues a wage garnishment against him against tyler yeah goes for the wage garnishment and named various mma entities including jackson's mma series llc mma fight pit llc and fight pit promoters nick montoya and tory Crooks as garnishes are you kidding me a fucking MMA promoters name is Crooks that's that is nah that is that's amazing yeah

Crooks his parents had had better foresight than Fat Joe's parents yeah I would say so that's great Fat Joe's parents. Yeah, they... Should we name...

We'll just name him Fat, I guess. Look at him. That's hilarious. I knew a kid with the last name Rotundo, and he was fat. And I was like, that's odd. In high school. So we just called him Joey Round all the the time because he was round in his last hey joey round i swear to god i shit you not you're like that's just terrible man you need

like if anybody i would be like doing sit-ups like nobody's business like i was training like rocky for the ivan drago fight if my last name was rotundo every goddamn day every day and it was just that's rough i mean just playing the odds somebody in the family's bound to bound to be heavier you know we're in a fucking america yeah it was the whole family there's a bunch of italians too they were eating kid could put away some ziti, I'm assuming, you know? It just looked like it. Yeah, it was incredible. He could put away some fucking men of God, if you know what I mean.

That's so bad. Poor son of a bitch. I remember when I first met him, I'm like, that's not his real name. And then it's his real name. was like wow holy shit i heard a teacher say i can't call you that yeah i felt bad then i heard a teacher say why not everybody else does because it's on my fucking birth certificate jesus christ oh it's so bad man if anybody's predisposed it's that guy right you know what i'm saying like it's right there in the name some things are in a name some things are all in a name so i feel so bad for him i know i don't wonder what happened to him it's i'll have to find out. So back to Tyler here. The general manager of Jackson Winklejohn and promoter of Jackson's MMA series said neither of these entities pay Tyler. So they don't have any.

They can't garnish shit. He says because we don't conduct. Yeah, I don't pay him. What am I going to do? Otherwise, that would be just robbing him. If I just if I got you money from him, it would be that I have to knock him out and take it because i don't you know so uh he says because we don't conduct financial business with tyler and have no financial interest in tyler the business is between who paid him tyler east and not jackson win winkeljohn mixed martial arts or the jackson's

mma series according to crooks this is great they quote the crooks guy we're respecting the writ of garnishment other than that i don't know much about the case so that basically this poor guy who got beat up in gym class has to hunt down these fly by night fucking mma places to try to get right you know try to get in between him and the way it's hard because if you're employed with somebody if you have a job you work for you know whatever if get in between him and the way it's hard because if you're employed with somebody if you have a job you work for you know whatever if you work for fucking mcdonald's and they know you work for mcdonald's they serve mcdonald's and mcdonald's garnish your wages but if you work for different entities all the time on a freelance you know independent contractor basis and on top

of that you are um your fights aren't even like you don't even know what they're going to be till three weeks before that so you have nothing to garnish and then like you'll sign a contract and fight a month later and then you're done with that entity so unless that person knew you were fighting had a thing filed served and executed all before you got to that fight there'd be no way to do it so you almost gotta go to every single person that does uh mma fighting at all and fucking serve every single one of them yeah and even that yeah it's really hard because new ones could pop up it could pop up under a different thing i mean you would almost have to follow the guy on social media see when he announces a fight and then immediately

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This is King of the Cage. Imminent danger. Stupid. He fights. Oh, my goodness. He fights Estevez Jones. It's Estevez Jones, MMA fighter and 70s blaxploitation film character. Estevez, Quiet Riot Jones.

Here he is, everybody. Oh, man oh man he's back it's been a while since we've talked to estevez it has had him anywhere around he hasn't been in an episode so uh estevez is five and oh coming into this fight too so here we go estevez is ready to go motherfucker he's like hell yeah let's do this uh Motherfucker, I'm going to fight Cody East. So he's doing it. He is eight and seven for his career here. And by the way, Cody East was Estevez's last fight. So he fights both the brothers and Cody beats him into retirement.

It's both the brothers, and Cody beats him into retirement. So this fight only lasts 42 seconds as Tyler wins by TKO with knees and punches. 42 seconds. Striking. 5-0, he comes in quiet riot here, Estevez, and then he leaves with a totally different career path. He ends up being 8-7 for his career, so it didn't quite go. We see so many of these MMA guys like that. Start out hot and then lose once and then they're just 500 the rest of their career.

It's rough. September 4th, 2010, the Lucky Star Casino again. Oh yeah, baby. It's the place to be! You know it. This is C3 fights, knockout, Rockout, Weekend 5. Oh, boy.

Knockout. What band do you think they had? I feel like there's a band that plays afterwards. I half expected Knockout, Rockout with our cock out. That's what I certainly expected. Yeah. You know there's a band there. I just know there is, and I'm just dying to know what band's taking the weekend off from the state fair circuit to fucking come by here.

Yeah. What fucking John Cassidy and the Beaver Brown band is going to be making its way over to the knockout, rockout weekend five? What do you think? Just like random shit country acts it's either uh that or like one of those bands that got all their albums stolen uh by led zeppelin like taurus yeah there you go yeah some like the southern uh blues band that that never made anything because uh because a big band robbed him took a fucking robbed him blind somebody got robin williams and there they go they're screwed so uh he fights

brian heeden who is uh by the way brian heeden's physical stats 5 11 265 my. You know what that tells me? Athlete. Yeah. Fuck. 511, 265. But he's a good fighter, though. 31 and 17 for his career. So a damn good fighter. This fight goes all three rounds,

and it's a unanimous decision win for Tyler. So Tyler is up to 8 and 3 now. Not too shabby here that's pretty damn good up to eight and three starting to get better people are chasing him for wage garnishments holy shit june 24th 2011 this is at the wind star casino in thackerville, Oklahoma. Oh, my. What kind of life is this? Thackerville, Oklahoma. Thackerville. Thackerville. Yeah.

The Windstar Casino. Gross. King of the Cage, Epic Force. Jesus Christ, man. King of the Cage, fucking inadequate penis is what it should be called. These names are just too aggressive uh he fights this is the best nickname maybe of all time nick gaston whose nickname is afrozilla what do you think top three of all time afrozilla maybe so yeah that goes up there with uh vampire fucking

uh what was it uh j Christ. Gorilla pimp. The gorilla pimp. It goes with the vampire whatever slayer there. Yeah. The goosest there. The evangelist goosest. It's up there.

Afrozilla. I like that one. He's 5-0 coming in. Afrozilla is. Not bad. A promising career for the Afrozilla man. This though is his last fight. So 5 and oh and then he changes his mind uh he tyler wins by tko with punches in round two

at two minutes and 40 seconds so there's that um nine and three for tyler at this point now uh here we go august but before we get to this well you know what i'll save the jake paul thing for the end we'll do that at the end uh august 13th 2011 this is at the pit in albuquerque new mexico fuck yeah fuck yeah it's all the way back home baby is it is it is it a barbecue restaurant though the pit it's either a barbecue restaurant or an actual pit just dug into the earth that people fight in and then people stand on the outer edges of the pit and yell and like throw things at them i think that's okay throw rocks and money and you know whatever the hell they want out of them so uh the pit this is mma fight pit genesis That's the name of this. MMA Fight Pit. God damn it.

He fights Prince McLean this night. A man whose name is Prince. He's seven and eight for his career, and this is his last fight, Prince McLean. So in this fight, though, John Jones is in Tyler's corner for some reason. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, they're fighting.

They're both fighting at jackson winkle john mixed martial arts together okay and john jones was was the current uh champion i think at that time the light heavyweight champion and he goes out and he's in his corner and tyler wins by tko with punches and elbows in round one at a minute and 33 seconds so he's killing it um problem is he must have been 10 and 3 overall he must have gotten really excited about this fight is the thing he must have really gotten jacked up about winning this fight in front of john jones and feeling all good about himself and feeling himself because afterwards he goes out and fucking parties yeah hard uh very hard including a bunch of cocaine now oh boy um the problem with that is is he is required every once in a while to

take drug tests for his probation remember that probation he's on uh he has to take drug tests for that and he fucking fails a drug test for cocaine and violates his probation. So not great. And it comes out that this is not his first probation violation in the year he's been on probation as well. We'll find out the deal. Oh, no. He basically was he was caught carrying a fake ID at one point, harassing a girlfriend at one point. There's several instances of police involvement while he's on probation.

This is not wonderful here. So he gets booked into the Valencia County Detention Center, and this is on August 15th. He has the fight, I think, on the 13th and then like the next day or two days later fails a drug test so wow bad news there he's booked in he's uh kept on no bond because it's on a violation so he's got to get a hearing on it and all that kind of shit and uh the correction spokesman said that he'll remain in jail until they fucking figure it out basically and uh the they said that the uh a commission official said a pre-fight they were talking did did they catch it at the did the mma organization were they screening for drugs and did they catch it as well

and they uh uh uh what is this the sanctioning body the new mexico athletic commission uh they talked about the pit card the the card at the pit. The commission official said the pre-fight urine screening is random. Sometimes nobody screened at all, and the results are confidential. They couldn't say for sure that anyone had been screened from the August 13th card, but they can. But he had not heard of any non-negative results. So he might have gotten tested, but basically he didn't hear anybody fail the drug test that night. So he probably didn't get tested or whatever.

But he ends up saying that he did it after the fight anyway. The commission official says it tests for five things. Marijuana, cocaine, opiates, PCP, and amphetamines. Oh, that's a lot. Yeah, really, you should probably only test for four of those things, I would say, out of the five. Weed is neither going to, not going to help anybody. PCP, I wouldn't want to fight a guy who's on PCP. I don't know how skilled he would be, but it would be really hard to beat him.

Amphetamines. I almost want him to test for marijuana because I don't want one of these guys to get their ass kicked because they're not. Because they're not safe. Hey, man, chill out. Opiates, obviously, it can take a little more pain if you're all jacked up on painkillers and coke and amphetamines. I mean, you see what happens there. You rip doors off.

So that's what happened. The commission also does for tests for steroids, but it's a separate and also random test that they also don't say anything about. So November of 2011, there is a protective order filed for against him as well. This is from his girlfriend who's granted a temporary restraining order, and they have to appear in court to figure out what the hell's going on here. According to a report here, right after that, he ends up in rehab for coke. So, yes, from an incident with his girlfriend that happens that we'll discuss here. So he basically the state's probation and parole division said he tested positive for cocaine on August 15th. He admitted snorting two lines of cocaine on august 13th

the day he won his fight there uh he said that uh um basically they gave him kind of a they gave him kind of a uh a test a choice and we'll talk about that in a sec but uh he's got to go to rehab he uh they said that he also violated his probation by using a fake id that was like his brother's id but with his picture on it he used cody's id with his picture on it which is but it had all of cody's like age date all his information hair yeah height weight because cody's like two inches shorter so it's hilarious um also accused of harassment by a former girlfriend and another, a different ex-girlfriend was granted a temporary restraining order against him.

This is all he's on probation for fuck's sake. Um, also there's a bad man. He's a bad guy. There's also a pending harassment charge against him as well from somebody else. Boy, a third,

a third woman, uh, his ex-girlfriend lenae baker told police that he called her and accused her of taking several modeling posters featuring his current girlfriend took a bunch of posters i don't know from where or what the fuck i i don't know but she he accused her of taking them and the police report says Baker who's the woman there who was accusing him Baker stated that Tyler East told her wow quote she better return the posters or he would burn her house down that's I said that to Jimmy and he stared

at me for about half a second before that laugh came out where he was like, did he just say return the posters or I'm going to burn your house down? Those are very different. Hand me that remote or I'm going to shoot you in the fucking face. Like what? They're really different. At that point, you're going to lose the posters, too. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, if I can't have them, no one can. I'll burn them and the goddamn house to the ground burn so this is the type of thing he's doing on probation and that's only one of the women there's two other women that have one says he harassed her and the other one has a restraining order against him so this is uh this is a lot he wants to be in every woman's life what is this yeah and he's got a current girlfriend too it's like holy like, holy shit, dude. This calm down. Move on. Fuck.

Yeah. Can we. This is not OK. Other other infractions in the report included association with his ex-girlfriend, who's her name is Sherry Bustos. Her children, the report said, were victims in the child endangerment case that was eventually dismissed involving him and her so he's not allowed to be around her kids but he's there anyway even though he's on probation

the report mentions an endangerment child endangerment charge east faced in january when he also violated his probation by having a weapon in his possession as well so harassment harassment restraining order i'll burn your house down i'm around a woman whose kids i was charged with fucking endangering and having a weapon on me these are this is all while he's on probation oh by the way he's like 19 years old he loves hurting other people like a lot that's his favorite thing he's dude he's not even drinking age yet this is fucking we've never had this kind of, you know, this is crazy. He's out of his mind.

How do you get there? Does it start with mom being arrested? I think it starts with mom being arrested. Mom's arrested and then it all goes downhill from there. He was a straight-A student before that. Weighed 140 pounds and was very calm and just like to play video games watch tv fucking fault is this this is a goddamn mess well uh he ends up in in court in drug court for the cocaine violates because all that other shit the cocaine violation is the worst violation of his

probation obviously so what he says is let's do it we won. Do it in their own words here. I love it. Yeah. I want to hear what he says to a judge to try to get his shit reduced here. Let's see here. Let's do it in their own words. Quote, I have been through a lot and I have made some poor decisions in my life, but I really want to move forward from this. I'm willing to do whatever it takes and whatever the court wants me to do to prove that I could be out in society and I can handle issues of daily life. I really want to move forward with my career and I want to be there for my family and all the people that have followed me. I don't want to let people down anymore. I want to do good. I am going to stay out of trouble and really work on getting my

life together. I'm going to work on positive things in my life, being a positive role model for my kids and people that are following me. This has been a big turning point in my life, and I'm going to make the best out of it. I believe him. Yeah. Yeah. Don't you, though? I do.

When you look at it, you're like, all of his history says, okay, he's full of shit. But then at the other point, you go, he's fucking barely 20. So, I mean, maybe he's a jerk. Not just for him, for the rest of society, because somebody is going to get punched by this guy. A lot of people are going to get punched by this guy. It's messed up. And anybody young like that, like I said before, I've been watching a lot of the first 48 lately, and you just see tons of people being arrested for murder. 48 lately and you just see tons of people being arrested for murder so as you watch that you know how many of these fucking people are 20 19 21 and you're like dude that's so that person doesn't

even know what they're doing yet you know how over their life is yeah they don't know scenario they don't know how long life is right when you're 20 of no idea how long life is you're like i mean a couple more years i'll probably last then i'll check out you have no idea it's gonna go on and on and on and on you know you're gonna not want to be in prison while it's happening so it's uh it's a little bit crazy so that's what he says and basically that he ends up in a rehabil rehabilitation program that he has to enroll it's an outpatient cocaine addiction rehabilitation program that he has to enroll. It's an outpatient cocaine addiction rehabilitation program that provides for personal and group counseling

three times a week and the delivery of a bi-weekly status update. That doesn't sound like enough. Yeah. I don't think that sounds like enough. That sounds like what you give a girl named Buffy who drives a Porsche and her dad is a day trader. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Yeah. And he hired her a really good lawyer. Right. Yeah. Stop doing coke, Buffy. All right, dad. This is not what you give a man who beats people.

He's dangerous. And he's he threatened to burn a woman's house down. That's like that's a lot, man. That's heavy. Endangered children. Any endangered. Yeah. That's the other thing.

Endangering children. Women and children are not safe around this giant man who's crafted himself into a beating machine. Yeah, no shit. So if he refuses to comply with the court, the judge said that he would be required to serve out the rest of his probation in prison, which is like another year and a half. required to serve out the rest of his probation in prison, which is like another year and a half. The court made an offer to him to wear a 24-hour monitoring bracelet or go to rehab. Those were his options. Since he can't train or fight with the bracelet on, obviously, he picked to go to rehab.

But it's not even going to rehab. He just has to go there during the day a couple times a week. That's not really a— He's going home is where he's going. Yeah, he could do more coke if he wanted to. So he's violating and violating. They told him one more slip up and it's for prison there. So there you go. You go in a prison, asshole.

I feel like he doesn't believe it, though. One more mistake. This doesn't seem like a type that would take that seriously. You know what I mean? You know how many times I've said that to my own kids? One more time. God damn it. One more time.

There's no times later. One more time. I tell you, that's the truth, man. It's true. And they were saying he's going to go for the rest of his probationary period, which is almost two years. That's that's the threat here. Yeah. And like I said, I just I don't buy it.

And he seems like the type. Dude, that's a lot of probation violations man all those things added up all the harassments all the that's so much dude fake id this is bullshit like yeah i don't know what's going on here but uh so anyway he's got a the only thing he can really do he's supposed to go do his training go to rehab and go home that's really all he's supposed to do here so can you imagine him pacing the floors at home yeah wanting to go out and just i need i need to beat people up and do coke and harass women please where's a woman i can fuck with god damn it i want to burn someone's house down but i want to tell them i'm going to burn their house down

see and right now i can't yeah i gotta say it right to their face so they know I'm fucking serious. Otherwise, he'd be like, oh, yeah, he's going to burn my house down, whatever. So he's sitting around at home, bored and angry and thinking of who he's going to threaten as soon as he has the freedom to move around more and all this sort of shit. And suddenly, out of nowhere, there's a knock at the door. He's not expecting anyone. He's expecting no one. He thinks maybe it's Cody coming over to talk and compare notes on how to be a complete fuck-up and disaster in your life and have society fear you. But it turns out he swings the door open going, Cody, and it's not Cody.

It's Vince McMahon, CEO and chairman of the WWE. And he says How is it you've come to arrive here? My God, you magnificent bastard. Look at you. You're six foot five. You're glistening. You're glistening. You're clearly willing to jam whatever kind of drugs it takes into your body. I know how you came to arrive here.

Your family's a fucking disaster. Look at them. You kicked your mother in the... Your brother kicked your mother and curb stomped your father. Your parents let you party. Your brother's a fuck-up. He's very talented, though. I'd like to see him as well.

I haven't had a chance to talk to him, but you remind you just your brother's a talented fuck up. It reminds me of something. That's right. You're like the perfect wrestling family. Think about all the wrestling. You could be the next Jake the Snake. You could do it. Let me ask you a question.

Let me ask you something. Are you a product of your father raping your mother while on a date with your grandmother? If it's true, oh, you're going to be the world champion. Oh, take your shirt off. Let's see what you wear. Hey, I brought overalls. I brought, take, put them on, put them on. No, I don't want to go, but oh God, I got to get out of here.

I'm going to explode. Oh, he's perfect. Poof. In a cloud of 1099s. He's gone. Hang on to this Heart Foundation shirt. Yeah, here you go. This is for you.

Here you go. Yeah, this is a wrestling family is what it sounds like. For sure. It really is, man. So January 20th, 2012. Still fighting, though. He's still out there. This is at the UCCU Center in Orem, Utah.

Yeah. The CC part is community college. I think that's community college is what I believe that is. World Championship full contact, last man standing two. Is there a last contact MMA fight? That's what I mean. What is that a last contact mma what is that full contact the only place you i don't think you can hit somebody in the nutsack which i actually the one that guy beat joe sun by pummeling his

nutsack so maybe you can punch a guy's nutsack i'm not sure that's still the greatest footage ever just ah wailing on a man's nutsack on hismashing on his balls. Only because you know he's a horrible serial rapist. So you're like, good. Beat him into his body. They should have done that to death. Oh, God. He fights Rodrigo Artelhero. This guy's first fight was a draw.

So technically he's 0-0 coming in. And this is his last fight. So he fights twice to unsatisfactory results. A draw and his ass whooped. This is a unanimous decision, though. It goes the whole three rounds, but Tyler wins. He's 11-3 now. Not bad.

He fights again in the same event. So it's a two-fight night for him. He fights Fabiano Pegaleve Sch leve scherner pega leve is his nickname p-e-g-a-l-e-v-e pega leve i don't know what the fuck that means but he's an 11 and 11 career fighter and tyler beats him in 36 seconds with punches so it doesn't take long here this is uh which he needed a quick fight after he goes to the you know just the distance in the last one 12 and 3 for tyler now look at this this is a it's a good record um march 10th 2012 king of the cage breakthrough yeah there it is oh boy

he fights tracy willis who could use a breakthrough because he's 11 and 21 in his career. So he could use some kind of breakthrough. Like cheap toilet paper. That's a hell of a breakthrough. Breaking through his defense is what ends up happening. And then he gets knocked out. And this is a TKO submission to punch. It's a submission to punches.

So Tyler punched him so much he quit. Those are my favorite i think that's the best way to end the fight i love that so much that's a tk that's a ko isn't i mean i get it's a tko it counts as because it's stopped it's not a knockout right so but it's a it's a ref that's like jesus you're gonna kill him you know what i'm saying they were like waiting for the ref to come in and step in and they're like he's not stopping this i quit fuck it never mind which is i've never seen that in a boxing match ever no have you i've seen the guys not come out of the corner for a fight but for the next round but i've never seen anyone in a hail of punches just wave it off i'm done i quit

i'd never ever ever fucking happened i've seen the the fucking towel get flung from the corner in the midst of a flurry that's awesome but i've never seen a guy just throw his hands up and quit probably because unless the ref steps in you throwing your hands up and quitting doesn't mean anything and that guy can still beat the shit out of you while you're quitting i quit oh god jesus i said i quit stop hitting me fuck if you don't want to get knocked out putting your hands up is a surefire way to get knocked out that'll do it yeah i quit no that's not how that works so um anyway yeah 11 and 21 he's 13 and 3 now uh after this fight after this guy submits

to punches i give up uh March 20th, 2012. He's got some legal issues again here. 21 years old, and he is arrested on domestic violence charges. God damn it. After, wow. Well, in the end, he ends up striking his girlfriend in the jaw, breaking her jaw and knocking her unconscious. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Broke her jaw yeah you know how hard you gotta hit somebody pretty fucking hard to break their i mean i've seen dudes get their jaws broken but you can't you can't break a woman's jaw dude that's that's insanity boy oh boy that's insanity he just hit her like he like she was his opponent right you know what i mean hit her like a man like she was his opponent. Right. You know what I mean? He punched her like a man. Like she was Estevez Jones or something. This isn't right. He punched her like she could take it. Yeah, like she's a professional fighter or something. Right.

She claimed that this stemmed from his cocaine use as well. So this isn't good when you're on probation for an aggravated battery conviction. That's probably bad. battery conviction. That's probably bad. Basically, he's going to have to, he's going to plead no contest to this and have to spend the rest of his probation in jail. Another year he's going to have to do in jail after this. The court ordered he be held until June 2013 after he admitted to having a, quote, major

relapse on his cocaine issue. admitted to having a quote major relapse on the on his cocaine issue and he assaulted his ex-girlfriend while quote on a cocaine binge yeah so uh the criminal complainant here her name is uh sherry arm armijo she told police that east jesus fucking christ east kicked in the door to his friend's house after he had left the residence quote to go look for cocaine boy oh boy so this is how it started he said i'm going out looking for coke went out and left and then came back sometime later and announced his presence by kicking the door open oh my you're like oh shit i either he found coke or he really didn't find any coke one of the two. And let this be a lesson to you, too.

If you're in a relationship where a guy beats up the house, get the fuck out. Because like in blood sport, you're nixed. Yeah. He's going to come for you. If he hits things, yeah, that's not a good thing. Hitting things is bad. That's a lot of rage in there. If he beats up the house and your drywall and doors are fucked up, you're going to get hit at some point. What if there's no door around?

Right. You know what I mean? Or he's on coke. What happens when he breaks all the doors? Yeah. What's next? He's not going to move on to windows. No.

They are more expensive. He's going after you. Now, he apparently came in, kicked the door open, kicked the door off the hinges as a matter of fact and then struck her and knocked her to the ground and then hit her in her left side of her jaw with his knee he need

her that's how he broke her jaw with a fucking vicious knee lift that is to jump and put his knee into her face that's brutal he knocked her down first and then probably held her head up and fucking bashed her with his knee wow think about how vicious that is to do to somebody to do to a fucking woman especially that you're guaranteed way bigger than he's got to have a hundred pounds on this woman and probably a foot in height as well and he's like i'll knock her down and knee her in the face did he do this in front of people james oh yeah yeah this was at

somebody's house this wasn't even in his own house this was at somebody's house because he kicked in a friend's door yeah as a person that watches that happen what do you do do you go oh my god i go do you go for one of your guns what do you do that's what i mean he's a giant psychopath do you jump in and try to fight this guy what do you do hit him in the back with a fucking chair i don't know i mean what else can you do hit him with a fucking pipe it worked for crazy horse yeah i don't know you got it you got to do something you got to try i'm not even the person that fucks that guy and he'll do that to that person you know what i mean oh yeah oh no you got to do it you got to do it from behind with an object you got to make sure you get to that guy he'll fucking kill me you're taking a pipe and

making sure to square it up right over his ear before you fucking really give it like a like you line up a golf club and just really fucking wail on and make sure you're gonna knock him at least half out so you can beat him more till he goes unconscious because otherwise he's gonna kill you if he's conscious so um he's being held without bond for this and uh this is not wonderful at all this is a fucking really shitty thing to do it's aggravated battery on a household member and it's originally kidnapping as well because he uh it's kidnapping aggravated burglary aggravatedated battery is the three things he's charged with. He sounded nobody move or something like that.

Or you stay there. He probably. Yeah. He probably said nobody's fucking leaving or something and, you know, or held her down or whatever the hell it was. So and he's also being charged with several probation violations as well because he's not supposed to do any of the things he was doing. It's fucking insane. He also later on in this gets charged with bribery of a witness he tries to get the whoever was in the house to fucking change their

story and uh that doesn't work out very well yeah this is what a fucking asshole man uh the girlfriend she told police that he's gonna kill someone one of these days, which is, yeah. She said that it was all over cocaine, and she said that she saw the whole thing. She labeled Tyler a violent, scary person in her statement to the court. This is her statement to the court. And listen to her. She knows him. I mean, it's not like she's a scorned woman.

He kicked a door in and fucking kneed her in the head till she was broken and unconscious. That's a different thing. Not like they broke up and she's like, fuck him. He's dangerous. That's not what happened. She mumbled that through wires. You can believe her. She's dangerous.

Very dangerous. Like, can somebody give me a straw? I'm hungry. That's what she said. I'm so hungry. I'm starving. She says, quote,ler is a very violent scary person with all due respect he's not only a danger to himself he's a danger to other people

why would you need to put the all due respect in there all due respect and dear yeah yeah disrespectful to people to tell them they're in danger from a psychopath i don't think so you're good if it is disrespect the shit out of that man he kicks you in the face with his knee yeah i'm not talking shit i'm saying she doesn't have to put that she can just say it uh he's a danger to other people i don't know how many times you can smack him on the hand and let him go so that he can do whatever he wants he has no regard for people property or anything then she also said that while he he was arrested for this, he got a hold of her on the phone from the Albuquerque Metropolitan County Detention Center and threatened to kill her. Oh, my God. While he's in jail for fucking her up.

He is calling her going, I'm going to fucking kill you, too, on top of this. As soon as I get out of here. Oh, boy, dude. What the fuck is his problem, man? Get your. I i mean this is like i don't even know man what an asshole she says quote it doesn't matter if he serves a year in jail or if he serves 20 years the day that man gets out of jail he's going to end up taking someone's life he's that mean and he's that cruel and he has no regard for anybody but himself

that's yes yeah i basically from what we've what we've said so far and what i've read about him and everything i agree with that by the way i think so this guy i was thinking about it and i'm like this guy needs like a fucking hobby that's not cocaine or killing people or beating people or threatening people he i i actually he needs like a relaxing hobby because i think not not for him i don't give a fuck how he feels fuck him but for the rest of the world's safety so i looked up a list of the 20 most relaxing hobbies that there are in the world this is a list and uh it's uh and most of these can be done in prison as well so either way i think it's good for him in or out of prison number one well

you know what we'll go from 20 up to one let's make it a countdown uh number 20 biking not going to be good in prison but i feel like a guy like this this would be good for him this is like when you have like a hyperactive kid you got to get their energy out yeah you know yeah come on run around a little while and obviously that's not i'm not talking like uh clinically hyperactive but like yeah just like oh the kid's got a lot of energy i gave him a fucking apple juice and it's full of sugar and now he's going biking uh running number 19, I think any kind of anything that makes this guy too tired to beat people up is good. Probably, uh, hiking number 18. Okay.

I feel like the motion. Yeah. Also the, uh, the accomplishment of getting to the top of the mountain might fill him with some sort of pride. Uh, number 17 DIY. I don't know if that's fixed shit in your house. Do it yourself. Just do anything yourself.

If your cell's toilet's broken, you can try to fix the plumbing. There you go. Fix the car. Change the water pump. Whatever. There's lots of stuff to do. 16, gardening. Okay.

Imagine this guy with the little gardening gloves and a sun hat on. Just imagine that. Little gardening gloves and a clipper and a sun hat. Taking a little finger and pushing a sunflower seed into the soil. And then watering it with one of those watering cans with a big flower on the end, you know, where the water comes out of.

That's one of those. With his little sun hat and his gloves. 6'5". That would be hilarious. That would be good. 15. Yoga. Okay. If there's ever been a person, I'm not a big yoga person or whatever, but a lot of people it seems to they seem to love it and it helps them yeah if one man on earth needs yoga it's this fucking guy he needs it so bad at minimum even if he doesn't want to do the the poses he

can just do the meditation that's good too he can do something yeah yeah see yoga would make me i would yoga wouldn't work for me because the point of it is to relax and it would just make me furious the whole fucking time. So at the end of it, I would be so amped up I'd need to do something to come down from yoga. Also, you get stoned for every activity you do. So in the middle of it, you'd be like, I look like an asshole. That's the other thing. You'd be like, we all look like assholes. You know that, right?

Look around. You see what you're doing right now? In what day of your life is that going to be useful to you you look stupid you look like an asshole look at this asshole if i took a picture of you and showed it to you you'd say wow what are you doing why are you doing that um number 14 tai chi another thing i feel like he's good golf number 13 i don't know why i don't feel like he'd be good at golf there's too many weapons involved yeah i feel like he's good. Golf number 13. I don't know why I don't feel like he'd be good at golf. There's too many weapons involved.

Yeah, but I feel like he'd take a swing and miss. And at the end, he'd just hack at the ground like 45 times with the fucking club till it bends in a U and the ball's still on the tee. Stab somebody in his foursome that had nothing to do with it. Nothing. Picks the ball and the tee up out of the ground and puts it in somebody's forehead. For sure, yeah. Then tosses the ball into the woods as far as he can and leaves yeah i can see that overturns the cart yeah he definitely overturned the cart number 12 playing an instrument let's get this guy a ukulele or something i don't know that's so frustrating when you can't get it don't give him a single thing

that's not relaxing uh cooking okay i don't know why but i don't feel like he's still too many weapons there's a lot of knives involved in cooking uh pottery number 10 that seems relaxing number nine baking the the the pottery part is fine right up until uh the heat is involved because clay doesn't hurt so bad when you hit somebody you could stuff somebody in a kiln and it would be bad you can break a pot over somebody's fucking head when it turns out like shit no shit number nine is baking which again apron too much pot holder gloves yeah floppy chef's hat a little a little bit of powder on his face a little bit of flour on his face you know what i mean hilarious again the frustration level when it turns out like shit he's not he's not cut out for this why won't it rise

it said yeast i fucking use yeast how many eggs do i need there are too many baking shows where people lose their shit this guy can't do that and they know what they're doing yeah Yeah. Number eight, photography. I mean, he could photograph his victims at least anyway and document their injuries. That's the place to start, I guess. Get out there and photographer. Go photographer yourself. Go photographer yourself, asshole. Number seven, flower arranging.

There you go. I think that would be perfect for him. Yeah. They should sentence him to flower arranging. There you go. I think that would be perfect for him. They should sentence him to flower arranging. That's what they should do. Force him to flower arrange. We can combine gardening and flower arranging into one thing. You could grow them and then arrange them. Oh, man, look at that.

Now you're on to something. Number six, candle making. Why is that relaxing? I don't want to make a fucking candle. You buy a and light it that's sort of relaxing but don't that's why would you make them when you can just buy it candles seem like it's that's like making your own butter it's like i'm sure it's i'm sure it's great but it seems like a lot of work for just it's just butter or candle it's $4.99 at the store i'll do that yeah i'm not really that into this to to go that far they've made that shit so cheap there's no need no need number five painting

okay okay i guess that could be good except all of his paintings would just be of like bloody piles of corpses lots of red yeah and him standing atop of it with his arms raised. Whole bunch of red. In his MMA outfit. I killed them all. Number four, calligraphy. Again, too frustrating. Too frustrating. No way. That would drive me nuts.

Fuck, that's supposed to be thin there and wide there. God damn it. I'd lose my mind. Number three, blogging. That's not relaxing. And then people talk shit. Yeah, that's real relaxing to argue with people on the internet. That's very relaxing. And then people talk shit and you have to, yeah, that's real relaxing to argue with people on fucking on the internet.

That's very relaxing. You know what else is relaxing? Twitter. Very relaxing. No. Nothing where you deal with other people on the internet is relaxing. Period. Blogging is just self-psychology.

And see a doctor. That's what you need. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They need, someone needs to interpret what you put out. Right. Yeah.

So I tell you about it. You're almost there. Now you need another person. Absolutely. Number two, fishing, which would be good, except I feel like he would rather than a net, he'd have a club. You pull it up and then beat the fish to death with a fucking club. And fishing is great and relaxing, but only when you have booze.

Yeah. Because if you don't catch anything there frustration imagine he pulls it back to cast it gets the hook stuck in like a tree and he's trying to pull it out and the water the fucking lines going everywhere and it's yeah the noise from the drag is going he would fucking throw that thing in the water yeah and cut the tree down with a fucking chainsaw and set it afire. And then beat an ex-girlfriend because it's her fault. With one of the branches. Right.

While it's on fire. All of these things are going to create frustration in a dangerous person's life. They really are. That's what I mean. It's not relaxing. Number one most relaxing activity in the world here, most relaxing hobby, knitting. It's true. It could be very relaxing, but then again, he's got weapons then, so you've got to watch out.

Yeah, and he's got needles. He's got pointy objects. I don't like that. So anyway, October 12, 2013, he's at the – so this is after he's gone to jail for a while because his last fight was – Jesus, when was his last fight that we talked about? It was March 20th, 2012. So it's been, you know, what is this, October, a year and a half. He served his whole probation.

This is at the First Council Casino in Newkirk, Oklahoma. Yeah. This is C3 fights, fall brawl, which they just stole from wcw which the fuck um he fights bobby zombie brentz bobby zombie bobby zombie he is five nine 254 pounds jimmy yep he's a zombie because he's had two heart attacks by now athlete yeah they're like how's he still alive the man has no valves in his heart how's this right uh he's still fighting after bypass surgery he's right the next week he's right out there again with a cheeseburger in one hand

and a glove in the other uh five five nine two fifty four seventeen and eight career this is a no contest i don't know what happens here but 8 career. This is a no contest. I don't know what happens here, but it turns out to be a no contest. It gets waved off. It doesn't count as anything. So March 14, 2014, the Olympus Sports Palace in Krasnodar, Russia. So now he's fighting overseas in Russia. This is TechCrepFC, so Fighting Championship. Prime is the name of it.

He fights Sergei Karatonov. Okay, Sergei Karatonov. He's a 30-7 career fighter, this guy. So pretty damn good, and you're fighting him in his home country. This is he loses, Tyler does, by TKO with punches at 255 in round two. So this big Russian pummels him. There you go. He's 13 and four now.

The next one, October 4th, 2014. It's at the Winnebago Casino Resort. Winnebago. Winnebago. Like Winnebago, except Winnebago. Literally W-I-N-N, but then A instead of E. Vegas. Winnebago.

Casino Resort. You know where this is, Jimmy? No, but it sounds like it's in a trailer in Vegas. Yeah, like on the south of the old strip or something. Right. Or north or whatever the fuck it is on the other side of the old strip. It's over there near Fremont somewhere. Yeah, in a shutdown section they used to have.

Win a Vegas. they put the words win in vegas in there like that should work this is in sloan iowa it's not even in vegas no it's in sloan iowa i have no idea where that is but wow sloan iowa you were like you were personally offended i really am i felt the air suck out of the room you were you sucked you were such a big how dare you how dare you sloan iowa sloan is the brand of a toilet bowl you know i mean like how dare you yeah the coach of the utah jazz one of the two, but not a city with a casino in Iowa. He fights, this is King of the Cage Diversion, so Diversion, so Diversion from prison in his case, versus Kevin Concrete Assplund.

Okay. Like A-S Plund, like ass plunder. Yeah. He's plundered an ass. Concrete is his nickname, which is funny because he's very pudgy. There's nothing solid about him whatsoever. He's very soft. Very, very soft.

He's 17 and 2. He's a human snowball. 17 and 12 for his career. And Tyler beats him at 3 minutes and 3 seconds of round 1 with a TKO with punches. So good for him. He's 14 and four. November 21st, 2014 at FTW, which isn't what you think. It's fight to win.

Okay. Fight to fight. Fight to not for fuck the world. None of that. It's fight to win. Prize fighting championship seven. This is versus Brandon Griffin, who's three and oh coming in. Finishes his career 4-1.

So not a big, long career. This fight lasts 24 seconds. Tyler knocks him out with punches in 24 seconds. Really? Dude, that's so fast because they dance around for a second. That's like the first contact they made. He's unconscious. That's fucking crazy.

Holy shit. 14-5 for tyler uh june 11 2016 final fight championship 25 mitchell versus lopez he fights dale soapy or soppy sopi six and six career record weirdest career ever he won his first six lost his last six wild one six then lost six and was like well i mean I guess that's... That makes sense. I'm not turning this around. Yeah.

He wins by submission here, actually. This is the first time I've seen him win by submission. Yeah. He wins by submission in round one at 230. So, good for Tyler there, I guess. Fuck him, but I don't know. He's doing well. 15-5 for Tyler.

October 16th, 2016, at the Grand Casino. Yeah. The Grand Casino, Jimmy. It's very grand. Do you know where it is? No. Got a guess for me? It's not in Winnevegas.

Where's the Grand Casino, Jimmy? The Grand Casino is certainly on a reservation in Oklahoma. It's in Hinkley, Minnesota. Close enough. Where everything is grand. It's all grand's in Hinkley, Minnesota, where everything is grand. It's all grand here in Hinkley, Minnesota. Yes, it is. Come on down. This is at Legacy Fighting Championship 60.

He fights Brian Hayden, who Tyler beat him by unanimous decision in 2010 when he first started there. This time, though, the fight only lasts a minute and 31 seconds so no decision this time and tyler loses by tko with punches so he gets knocked out with punches bringing his record to 15 and 6 and uh that will be his last fight ever really yes i think he had planned on fighting more but it didn't quite happen um this he does this not he

knocked him into retirement here this tko it happened so a couple years go by and there's not a lot of major action with him november 2019 uh bosque farms police this is in new mexico issue an arrest warrant for tyler after he fails to show up for a court date. Okay. No court date. Now, December of 2019, the next month, they issue an arrest warrant for him. They announced that he has a warrant out for his arrest. They have a criminal complaint this time saying that he stole $3,000 from his grandfather's bank account after his grandfather died. Oh, what the fuck, man?

Dude, can this guy be any fucking more of a scumbag? No. Like, we do Idiot or Asshole. It's all Asshole. It's 100% Asshole. I know that his upbringing made it so he kind of was raised to be an asshole, but he's still an asshole. Like, asshole's an asshole. But when you turn 18 and you got adult

decisions to make that's not one that you make this is fucking crazy three thousand dollars after he died he pilfered money from his dead grandfather's bank account how gross do you feel while you're doing that you know what i mean i hope very gross i mean i i do want i'm there is some part of me that wishes that i had like a super rich relative that just bequeathed me all kinds of cash that sounds right but there's another part of me like my dad was just talking his will with me i'm like i don't want to fucking dime that's this is gross i don't want any any part of that yeah you don't want to be like stalking around for shit before yeah before it's time or anything yeah you're still breathing man i don't want i don't talk about the shit you're

gonna give me when you die because you're you're sitting in front of me i'm not gonna go around putting a post-it note on the stuff i want no i'm not doing that i'm not doing it with a j on it that's not happening too much this is fucking ridiculous man although i do want uh i do want like old people that hate their family. I would love to take that. That would feel fantastic. That would be great. That's money that I would gladly enjoy the shit out of. No shit.

Easily. Yeah. Fucking easily enjoy the shit out of that money. Hey, this is fantastic. I'm going to piss it away as a matter of fact. I will spend that like there's no tomorrow. So he's wanted for this pilfering um he gets pulled over during a traffic stop they run his information they realize there's a warrant out for his arrest so they say they're going to arrest him as the police officer goes to grab his hand to cuff him

tyler slaps his hand away oh no this isn't to slap his hand this is the one where he just took off he runs away and gets away from the cop and he eludes arrest and uh he faces a charge of fraud basically is what he's wanted for i don't feel bad for him at all by the way all of this is his own making if he would have kept his nose clean and just tried to fight and do all of this shit he'd probably be pretty successful but he's such a fuck up that it's really hard for anybody, even Dana White, who is the king of the silver haired, middle aged white men of the world here. I mean, he's the king, silver haired, middle aged man, the king of them. Even he would be like, I don't know if I'm taking the guy who fucking need his girlfriend so hard he broke her jaw and fucking gave her a concussion, at least not for a year or so to let it blows over.

You know what I mean? Yeah. So I don't feel bad for him at all. I feel bad for everybody that he's had to fucking interact with, including his mom, even though his mom caused this. I really do. I feel bad for all these people, Jimmy, but not nearly as bad as I feel for Tyler East, Nearly as bad as I feel for Tyler East, capital markets analyst at Veterans United Home Loans in Columbia, Missouri.

Oh, yeah. I just found some good ones. Tyler East, student at the University of Houston. We know that's not our guy. Yeah. He's certainly not going to study anything. Yeah. No. Tyler East, IT manager at Hales Bradford LLP in Brownsville, Texas.

Again, definitely not our guy. Tyler East, regional account manager, Broomfield, Colorado. Again, not our guy. Tyler East, I.T. security administrator at St. Luke's in Duluth, Minnesota. So not our guy. Tyler East, general manager at Point Blank Nutrition. I just thought that was funny because it's got nutrition and Point Blank. So there's just two things there that really kind of go with it. Is that a Bellator smoothie place? Is that what that is? It probably is.

You get yourself a nice Bellator. Point Blank smoothies. Come get it. Point Blank smoothies. They'll make your butthole fire it out. We got strawberry gunpowder. Drink it, pussy. Have your grape firing cap right now.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Banana plastic explosives. This is chocolate C4. It's fucking delicious. Raspberry plastique, bitches. four it's fucking delicious ah raspberry plastique bitches so uh

tyler east laboratory assistant at huntsman cancer institute in salt lake city so this person's helping people or trying to anyway and uh no uh tyler east is causing cancer our guy yeah then finally tyler east nuclear power plant technician in the u.s navy oh definitely not our guy the most in the service in general

yeah and then they trust him to fix shit in a nuclear power plant i wouldn't trust this guy to fix something on a 78 pinto to do a water pump on a submarine, which is way fucking cool. Yeah, that's crazy. So later on this month, he's pulled over again and they attempt to arrest him again. But this is the time where they go to cuff him and he slaps the officer's hand away like he's playing like it's a hand check in 90s basketball. Get that off my hip.

Slaps the goddamn guy's hand away and runs away and gets away from him again. Okay? I would never think of that as a move. I know. Does he slap the cuffs? Nope. And run away? What is that?

Yeah. Two weeks later. Okay? Two weeks later, they stop him again and he runs away again so three times he's run away he's how about when you see him just get the taser out when you see him because he's gonna run away so you're gonna have to fucking do something or call in somebody who's fast right we're gonna wait for backup here to get you out of the car because uh we need our we have a fast guy that coming in three point stance and then saying get out of the car please ready to go just yeah foot going tapping on the ground come on on three on three

so uh finally he is arrested here though police in bosque farms New Mexico, get a tip about his whereabouts, and they go retrieve him and collect him. He tries to run away again this time, but they catch him. This is after a major foot race over fences, through backyards, through the whole—a foot race through the whole neighborhood, Todd Marinovich style. Tyler! Come on, Tyler! You know the cops know him by now. Come Tyler! Come on, Tyler! You know the cops know him by now. Come on, Jesus Christ, Tyler. Stop making us run.

You know you need to set up a net like in a cartoon and just wait for him to run by. Oh, totally. Just drop it on him. He's too much. Kick his legs up in the air because he's trapped. You know how that goes in a cartoon. So, yeah, this is over fences through backyards he's accused of stealing money from his dead grandfather's bank account like we said he's

also charged with battery and resisting arrest for fleeing the police who tried to arrest him the month before so he's got a couple of resisting arrests for running away and then a battery for slapping the guy's hand away too so not doing well here uh they have video of the moment they took him into custody which was pretty fucking funny as a matter of fact as well and uh so he's this is all for a missed court date it started with and then the fraud and then it goes it goes so uh that is january 30th 2020 so it's quiet stuff i assume he's in jail for a little while about that stuff then april 5th 2021 comes around okay we're talking last month like literally what a month exactly from from this uh valencia county sheriff's deputies were dispatched to a domestic violence call

at 5 p.m this isn't even two in the morning man if you can't keep your fucking hands off of somebody in the evening time right this is like pre-dinner you haven't even eaten yet somebody just got off a shift to have this fight yeah you haven't even you're hungry like who fights with rumblings in your stomach get something get some energy so they arrive this is the 4200 block of new mexico 314 so you know it's a great area yeah it is a mobile home as well yeah so we're talking about some trailer action here tyler is living in a fucking trailer so his life has not turned out as well as he's not a he's not a rich uh luxurious luxuriating professional athlete he's not's not Tito Ortiz. No. When deputies arrive, they find two people with gunshot wounds at the scene.

New Mexico police are called. They come in, and this is their official report. There is a dispute between East and his girlfriend, between Tyler and his girlfriend. Apparently, they got into a physical fight and the cops were called now before the time between the cops were called and the time the cops got there quote during the dispute east brandished a weapon which by the way is a shotgun not a weapon a fucking shotgun during the dispute east brandished a weapon shot his girlfriend with a shotgun inside the house, inside the trailer, shooting your girlfriend with a shotgun inside of a trailer. But in addition to being just a fucking cliche, it's also this is a horrible man. Shot his girlfriend and quote, then dragged her out of the residence.

He shot her and dragged her outside. OK, where he still had the shotgun. I don't know if he was going to shoot her in front of the whole neighborhood. If that was his goal to kill her in front of the neighborhood. The whole park. Yeah. So he's the whole park. Yeah.

What am I talking about? So they were fighting. This has happened. Quote, while outside East was shot by a male subject who was at the residence. East succumbed to his injuries. So another guy who was there had a gun, got up and shot Tyler to death in the front yard. Wow. After he had shot his girlfriend and dragged her out of the house.

What an ending. So the cops pull up to a woman, an unconscious woman with a shotgun wound and a dead, Tyler was dead at the scene, and a dead Tyler East in the front yard of his trailer. Oh, my. I mean, I guess, you know, from trailers from whence they came, they end up, I don't know, I mean, returned to the earth. Returned to the trailer earth. What did, oh, my God, the guy that shot him is fine right no gunshot

wounds for him no he's got no gunshot wounds he fled the scene and is still at large they don't even know who the fuck it is they can't find him oh my god they still haven't from i i've been looking for an update on it they from all i know they still haven't found the guy who shot him but the guy who shot him was at the residence as well. So they were all sitting in there. Who the fuck knows what happened? Who knows if we have no idea what happened, what caused the fight, whatever. That guy's got to be wanted. Otherwise, he's a fucking hero.

He's got to have warrants is what I mean. Because, I mean, they're all hanging out. They're probably doing coke or whatever the fuck. I don't know that for sure, but I'm just saying if you're hanging out with Tyler in a trailer, that's what you do probably. He's likely not a great man, but he's he's a great guy if you're all sitting around well i mean being a fucking cokehead or whatever is different from he's not wanting to shoot a woman or something i mean maybe he sees a woman getting abused and then shot and he's like well this is too much you know what i'm saying that's that's not that's the line but if you have a warrant out for your arrest too you're probably

going to be like i'll still take off perhaps he's the guy that's a fucking hero man perhaps he's the guy that saw him knee the woman in the face uh a couple years ago you never know same guy perhaps he already knows what's coming next he's like he's gonna empty that thing into her head out there yeah well he's escalated to a shotgun now yeah he's not even using his knees anymore i mean it started out with yeah with threats yeah it went from threats to knees to shotguns pretty in a matter of seven years man that's too much that's that's crazy um so uh she was she had a shotgun wound and was discovered right next they were laying next to each other bleeding out the two of them on the front there uh she was taken to an albuquerque hospital where

she was brought to stable condition she ends up surviving the whole thing wow and she's okay now um she uh the she's not identified in this as well uh the when they asked the cops about well who the fuck shot tyler east and saved this woman's life and they said no information available about him we have no idea we don't know some fucking dude perhaps the uh new mexico uh police do not care they don't yeah fine Some fucking dude. Perhaps the New Mexico police do not care. Yeah, fine. Jesus. Hopefully he's on his way to shoot Cody, I think they thought. Maybe he'll shoot him and stop having to deal with that dickhead, too.

Is there any report on who shot him? The hero? I mean, the man is at large. I mean, yeah, he's the hero. I mean, the shooter. So, I mean, yeah, that's what it is. So she ends up, like we said, in stable condition, and she was released from the hospital. And I assume she probably told the cops who the fuck did it.

Or maybe she's a hard ass and was like, I ain't telling you. But either way, I don't know what's going on. Maybe she was like, I was shot and bleeding out. I have no fucking idea who did it. That's the other thing. Yeah, who knows as well we have no clue so uh a lot of people too after their shot they don't remember a couple hours before that too it's a that happens a lot to people so i was kind of focused on me yeah you know i'm trying to survive and stuff so this is his obituary okay i found his obituary and you know i found his obituary. And, you know, okay, I'll be honest here.

Let's let you into my head here. On one hand, I'm sitting here and I'm like, are we going to now literally mock a man's obituary? You know what I'm saying? Are we going to mock a dead person, a freshly dead person's obituary? Because that's fairly cold. That's like we don't normally do that kind of shit you know what i mean that's not our thing but at the same time he was killed while fucking beating and shooting a woman and dragging her out of a trailer into the front yard so you know what

fuck this guy fuck him i don't care i don't fucking care yeah fuck you tyler let's read his obituary which is all nice kind things but we can uh take it the way we want it oh yeah this is his family's obituary that he wrote they wrote for him i'm sure uh quote tyler was a kind warm and loving person to who not even though his parents well that was his brother that was what i mean but. But still, yeah. So right away, I don't see any examples of that in his life, but that's fine. He had a huge heart and an old soul with a smile and a twinkle in his eyes that would light up a room along with a shotgun lights up a trailer when he shoots his girlfriend with it. Those are not his eyes nor his smile. Those are shotgun blasts.

Yeah. Oh, my God. The next line is wild anywhere he anywhere he went he would stand out like a sore thumb being he was a giant and gentle giant oh my they called him a gentle giant not his career is beating up men and his his hobby is beating up women what are you talking about what the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are you talking about? I get that it's your mom and you got to say something nice, but don't say shit that's blatantly the opposite of what he's proven over the course in public. You know, I get if no one knew who loved animals and rescued many in his short life.

Hitler loved dogs, too. So whatever. Tyler was a gifted athlete who was always in competition with his older brother cody east tyler played sports from the age of 10 he accomplished many titles and medals and he was driven uh he was very driven and had one speed fast yeah he's on coke uh he was a standout high school athlete taking three state wrestling championships and several all state football titles for multiple positions. Man, Ty Ty could boot a football, in quotes they say. That's what everybody would say, apparently.

Tyler became an MMA fighter in his junior year of high school and went on to win many titles and belts as he was Tyler the Beast East. Tyler was a crotch rocket street bike enthusiast, of course he is, and loved to ride. He could take a bike apart, fix it it and put it back together in two days. All self-taught via YouTube and trial and error. Tyler could fix anything. Tyler loved shoes, home interior decorating, and he was an excellent cook and love to eat. Great. Terrific.

I've never heard an obituary with the words crotch rocket in it. Crotch rocket. Unless you were shot in the crotch, the word crotch shouldn't be in your obituary. With a rocket. With a rocket. That's why when I was reading it, I was like, oh, crotch rocket enthusiast. That's like being a shit pipe enthusiast. They could have just said motorcycles, but they had to specify.

Oh, man. Tyler impacted so many people, young and old. He would give you the shirt off his back and the last buck in his pocket. He would give you the shirt off his back because he's taking it off because he's about to beat somebody probably. That's why he would give it to you.

Hold this for me. I'm going to go beat that unsuspecting person. Before I raid my dead grandfather's bank account. Yeah, once I do that, and then I'll shoot my girlfriend inside of my trailer. The world would be a little, oh my God, the world will be a little darker without him in it. Tyler has empathy and compassion for mankind. Whoa.

Wow. Unless you're a woman or a son. They did say mankind. Mankind. Well, he did, yeah. Wow. He had so much more to give, gone way too soon. He will live forever in our hearts and will never be forgotten.

Free at last, Ty Ty. Fly high. We love you. He had more to give. Why? Because the shotgun wasn't empty? What the fuck are they talking about? He's got a shell left in there.

That's how it works. He didn't empty both barrels. That's the problem. I mean, I get it. You love your family. Oh, yeah understand this is crazy that's a little much you're just come on i mean the guy if he just if he had his whole life that he did and he fucked everything up and you know he had his arrest and then he died in a car accident you'd go okay you sweep all that under the rug as it happened in the past he was killed in the act of murdering a woman.

Right. I don't feel bad for you. Fuck you. You know why you got killed? Because you were shooting and beating a woman in the front fucking yard of your trailer, you asshole. That's why. Which wasn't the first time that you put hands on a woman in a way that was going to be detrimental to her health and safety. Yeah.

And this time you put fucking hands on a shotgun. Right. And he had it in his fucking hand still. He was going to shoot her with it again. This is fucking crazy. That's the most forgiving people I've ever heard, his family. How do you write that with a straight face? Unless they wrote that about their grandfather,

and then they just copy and paste it. Because it was so fresh, they were like, I don't want to write again. Let's just delete Grandpa and put Tyler in there. Let's just put Tyler. Grandpa was very rocket in it. It's fine. Hold on.

The grandpa ride crotch rockets. No. Okay. I got to put that a detail in there. So can't get enough. Well, see if they ever catch the guy who shot Tyler or not. Who fucking cares? Either way.

I'm curious to see who it is and what happens to him anyway if he's considered like a you know good job and depending on what he's up for after that i'd sure like to high five him yeah i don't fucking yeah as long as he's not like he ran because he's wanted for child rape or something if he ran just because he thought they would they would still charge him or something that'd be one thing but if he's just because he thought they would still charge him or something, that'd be one thing. But if he's running because he did something worse than that before that, that's another problem. We're not going to even fuck with that.

So that guy might be awful, but he might not be. Maybe not. Perhaps it was a girl. Could have been his ex-girlfriend. We don't know. You know what I mean? She knows how this shit goes. They just said a man. That's all they said was a man. So, yeah, if it was a woman, it would have made-girlfriend we don't know you know i mean she knows how this shit goes they just said a man that's all they said as a man so yeah if it was a woman it would

have made sense yeah like i'm next so uh that is tyler the beast east hope you enjoyed that crazy shit that's a lot of crazy shit there a lot that's the that's i i don't know james is that the best story i've ever heard in my life it life fucking insane the end of it's like a shootout like I would never had that before we've had the cop shoot a guy we've had the John Cordick thing that was you know similar to the George Floyd death basically with the cop on his back we've had the fucking uh Steve Howe flipping and dying in a median we've had these dramatic endings I don't think like this though and then be on the lamb in a boat somewhere forever we still found that guy we've had that there's so many great stories this is wild this

is a wild fucking ending and we didn't just do this because this just happened this was literally on the list we were going to do it in the next couple of months and then he died too finality i guess well that's the end of the story. So it's not getting any more done than that, I guess. Yeah. As in on Broadway, James. Elfine is done. That's it.

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You guys, I truly can't give you enough words. You guys are fucking incredible. Clay Thorson's also in the midst of doing some remodel stuff, because that's what he does for a living. And he sent me some pictures as to make me feel better about how god-awful my job is going. It's fucking crazy. Good luck, Clay. Other producers this week are Gray Posh. She had a birthday, by the way.

Happy birthday. Jen Luckey in California. Zoe Hempel. Dan Slamma had a birthday. Earl and Wendy Hatley. Jean Leon Magnato. Carl Kirshner. corporal carl uh liz vasquez pixie de leon nancy sheely peyton meadows adele adele burbidge she's the principal

over at uh elk cove elementary do you remember her oh she was a teacher that came to her the principal that came to the right i do remember her. I do. What a deep dive. That was great. Awesome. Yeah. Lou Canova and his partner, Barney Dunn. I believe those are characters in something, and I don't know what. Something, but thank you.

Either way. Daniel Barbier, Joshua Kunkel. He's the beer man. No, he's the brood man from the Beer Man and Brood podcast. He died, the poor guy. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Sorry.

That's terrible. Oh, no. Hor oh jesus yeah sorry that's terrible oh no horrific uh anyway that's terrible i get so uncomfortable when people donate in the memory of people it's i know because i that sucks man well thank you and what do i say what do i do about that i'm not sorry i thank you and sorry thank you So uncomfortable. Josh, I wish you were still here. Family Garden Seeds, James Marder, Adam Udaini, Jalen Tross. They lost their grandma and they're only 14. And I say they because I don't know if they're a boy or a girl. And I want to. Either way.

Whatever. I don't care. But Jalen, thank you for listening. And at 14, that's bananas to listen to this shit at 14 yeah thank you for listening jaylen listen to the parts yeah listen to the parts where we tell you not to drag your girlfriend out like on crime and sports and and shoot her in the trailer that's bad other producers this week also steve chanel josh weir uh adam foster elizabeth jones lost her pup Eleanor. I'm sorry, Eliz. Eliz? Who says, nobody says Eliz. What? Eliz.

What up, Eliz? Sorry for your loss, Eliz. Jennifer Rydell, Justine Jeffries had a birthday. Happy birthday, Justine. Jennifer Stevens, Barbara Howells, Dr. Sidney Freeman, their MASH unit, 4007. That's clearly from MASH, right?

MASH, yeah. Yeah. I'm a dummy. Was it the 4077? I don't remember. 4007? Yeah. I thought it was two sevens. I don't know.

I thought so, too. Fuck do I know. I don't know. Grizzly Adams and Ben? I didn't. Why did I say I think I did? I think so, too. I don't fucking know.

I don't know. Why am I trying to act like I know something? You know. I know things. Why does that matter to me so much right there? I don't know that's amazing yeah i think you're right demi ray garden hire i think i think so kanaya kania kania mcleod mcleod uh janice hill jay mullins december theron i wonder if they're related possible i hope so

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Oh, the Combos fortune? No way. I love Combos. Yeah, the pretzels with cheese. Oh, fuck. Yeah. You got to have the pretzel ones, not the cracker ones. Andrea Dometrovic. Sassy.

You know that gal, Sassy. Guglielmino. And Jason, too. Same family. Holden Schlage. Brandon Shepard. Sarah Kay. James Hawkins.

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