Crime in Sports - #28 - His Arrogance Killed His Excellence - The Aggressiveness of Marlon King

Episode Date: August 9, 2016

This week, we take deep look at a violent, arrogant, aggressive, spoiled man that represents all that we loathe about criminal athletes. His prowess as a serial assaulter, and complete moron far overshadow his impressive gifts on the soccer field. He boasts a string of arrests, starting from the age of 17 that announce his presence as a true danger to not only teammates, and any women he may lay eyes on, but to the entire civilized world. He is as lethal with a birthday ice cream cone, as he is with his fists, and head, as well as being a master at throwing it all away. No one is safe from this lunatic. Choke a teammate, punch a stranger, and run as far as away as you can from Marlon King!! Check us out, every Tuesday. We will continue to bring you the biggest idiots in sports history!Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman New episodes every Tuesday!!Please subscribe, rate, and review!Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts!Head to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Crime in Sports!For merchandise: crimeinsports.threadless.comCheck out James and Jimmie's other show: Small Town Murder Follow us on social media!Facebook: facebook.com/crimeinsportsInstagram: instagram.com/smalltownmurderTwitter: twitter.com/MurderSmall Contact the show: [e-mail] on Patreon: patreon.com/crimeinsportsPayPal: paypal.me/crimeinsports See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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we have uh a nice englishman this week. Yay! I love it. So he has said cunt many times in his life, as has most of the people who have watched him do his thing. Before we get into that, also, I hope you guys enjoyed Tony Ayala Jr. last week. Was that a psychopath or what? Best ending ever. That was the ending we want. Yeah. That was like at the end of a crime movie.

That was a Scarface ending. That was his getting shot down by machine guns with a pile of cocaine behind him. With his arm out in a stinky gym with a spike in his arm by himself. At least he wasn't a woman there for him to rape anyway. The smell must have been horrific in the first place. Just from all the... The spit bucket gym. I've spent time in gyms. The spit bucket's unreal. As from all the... Oh, the spit bucket, Jim? Oh, yeah, yeah.

I've spent time in gyms like, the spit bucket's unreal. As a kid, I remember being like, what's that? Holy shit. Never mind. Don't tell me. Never mind. But this week, this week, we head to the UK. We're doing this also because UK has been amazing for us the last few weeks.

Our UK listenership right now is about the same as it is in the States. Wow. Which is insane because we have 10 times as many people. So you guys, thank you. We love you so much. And we know people in America. And we know people here. I don't fucking know a single person in England. Not one. You guys rock. And Americans too. This is just as, this is as fun a story. I'm shocked this guy isn't American. That's how much of an asshole he is. He's that big of an asshole where he'll say something and you'll go, are you sure he's not American?

He sounds American. He just sounds like just a complete dick. There's no humbleness. There's no, none of that. And he's never even been to America for like college or some shit? No, I'm sure he popped on over to pick up an attitude, but he would have had to do it early because he starts young, this guy. Maybe he ordered it on eBay.

Our guy is Marlon King, guys. Marlon King, if you're a UK listener, I'm sure you've heard of him because he's in your paper every other week. You're well aware. You're well aware.

Americans, rest of the world, you're not aware of Marlon King. Oh boy, buckle up because he's a lot of fun, this guy. Another ladies' man. Just a super sweetheart he is, obviously. This guy's a lot of fun, this guy. Another ladies' man. Just a super sweetheart he is, obviously. This guy's a fucking lunatic. And he's just such an asshole,

I can't wait to rip him apart. So let's have a ball with this. His name is Marlon Francis King. Great middle name. Yeah, it's, well... Fucking Francis. Francis Albert Sinatra. But he's no Frank Sinatra.

No. He's born April 26, 1980, in Dulwich, London, England. He's a six foot one guy, which in soccer seems like a pretty good size that you'd want to be. Football, excuse me. Once again, we're going to reiterate, we've done a soccer episode. We've done two actually, one Brazilian and one UK. We just want to get across, we don't know a fucking thing

about soccer. We don't know a fucking thing about soccer and neither of us have ever been to England. Nope. So if we get shit wrong

it's going to happen. It's just fucking feel free shout it out on Twitter laugh at us whatever but like run with us with it. Run with us.

We're trying believe me I tried my best I looked into it we're not from there I don't know shit about soccer. Soccer is one of those things you have to kind of know your whole life, like football, like American football or even baseball.

And I don't know shit about it, but I tried so hard. Let's stay on track. I love it. Let's try to do this. He grew up in London there. There is not a lot on his early life at all. He is hard to get a read on his young, young years, like his school years, teen years. There's really nothing on him.

I assume he just played a shitload of soccer and was pretty quiet. Because his legal troubles start in his teen years. But before that, I don't know anything about him. I don't know his family life. Really? Yeah, and I really scoured him. I assume he put it all together and then once he became an athlete, the ego just took control? Maybe. really scoured and i assume he put it all together and then once he became an athlete the ego just took control uh maybe but before this was before he started being his lunacy is so consistent he's one of the most consistent individuals ever for a crazy person because you'd expect crazy

people they're erratic that's part of their deal he's very very consistent pick up on that pretty early when they're when they're crazy absolutely i, his childhood, he had to have some, because he's got some rage issues. And I don't know what his relationship with his mom is like. Not to get too psychological, but it had to be sort of fucked up if we get into his whole deal here. So his legal troubles start out in 1997. He's playing for Dulwich Hamlet, which I assume is a little local soccer team. 17 years old. He's 17 years old.

It's just a little whatever. It's not a pro team. 17 years old. And during a match, he chokes an opponent. What the fuck? Like, they had to peel him off him. He's choking an opponent.

So much so that he got arrested during the match. Wow. That's how much he was choking his opponent. He got arrested for assault. During the match. During the soccer game. Taking him away from him to get off the field. Like, That's how much he was choking his opponent. for assault. During the match. Taking him away from him to get off the field.

Like, in America, you know, you see a basketball game, a guy comes up, punches another guy, gets tossed out of the game. The cops don't escort him

off the court. Like, in cuffs, they took him away because this wasn't a pro thing. This was a bunch of kids playing and he's choking

the shit out of somebody like a maniac. Did the guy flop? Because that's such a fucking popular thing. Yeah, you know he flopped. I think he flopped. While he was choking.

King jumped on top of him. Right. Made the choke look worse. Like Ralphie and the Christmas Story. Yeah. Really just started pounding him good. But no, he's choking him, gets pulled off of him for that. They take him away to the police station.

They book him. Yep. He leaves the police station, returns to the field. Oh my God. He comes back to the field because he wanted to beat the shit out of the guy more. I like it. So then he punched him and head-butted him. He head-butted him?

Head-butted him. Is that a common thing in England? Is that their go-to finishing move? It's one of his go-tos. It's really one of his... That's such a weird move. Yeah, it's in his quiver. He takes it out like a little arrow and he uses it good throughout his whole life. That's such a weird move. It's in his quiver he takes it out like a little arrow and it's he uses it

good throughout his whole life the headbutt is a weird move it's a strong move for him if he was a video game character that would be like his specialty you know r1 l1 bba and fucking he would headbutt the marlin king head but marlin king headbutt so he headbutts him so good well i don't know what causes this because he punched and headbutted right he couldn't decide which part of his body he wanted to pound the man with, so he just used both.

He broke his cheekbone. Wow. So yeah, that's a good, he fucking attacked him. That wasn't just, I'm going to smack him and give him a little headbutt. He fucking went after

the dude's face, man. That's no joke. For this, he's given 80 hours of community order, which I assume is community service in the States,

we call that community, where you have to go out and pick garbage up off the fucking highway. Put on a fucking given 80 hours of community order, which I assume is community service in the States, where you have to go out and pick garbage up off the fucking highway. Put on a fucking red jumpsuit or whatever. Yeah, or do whatever. And who knows what he had to do. He might have been involved, I don't know, in Britain, if they make you pick garbage up off the highway.

Some orange vest. I hope maybe over there they're civilized enough to not throw the garbage on the highway to begin with, like we are here. We're trash. There's no big gulp 44-ounce cups on the side of the highway.

See, there's a first declarative statement that British people are going to be like, it's a mess over here. You have no idea. There's coffee cups everywhere. Oh, it's gross. There's a guy on Twitter named Manj Sanja. I love that guy.

That guy corrects everything we do. All of our Brad Gatton Grant episodes. Tells us we're fucking idiots. Yeah, well, we don't know anything about it. Let's see, let's see you do a story on William A. Zankins. You do that.

We'll see how that goes. You just call us all trash and it'll be accurate. I'm okay with that. So, for this wonderful feat of sportsmanship,

he receives 80 hours of community order and he's ordered to pay 250 pounds in compensation. Is that a lot of money? 250 pounds is not a lot of money 250 pounds

is not a lot of money in 1997 okay and but i guess you guys get medical care on that side of the pond i believe like over here that would be like you're in it for 10k right away just for the doctor right just for the like you'd have to pay his medical bills which broken cheekbone would be 80 000 that's a surgery and then he would sue you on top of that. And then he's going to be addicted to pain pills, and you've got to fucking put him through rehab and all that shit too. This would cost you at least $100,000 in the States. And then pain and suffering is three times medical bills. It's lost weight.

That'll bankrupt you. If he was about to sign with a professional team, he's screwed. That'll bankrupt you. Here, 250 pounds. It happens. You know what I mean? What are you going to do? Sometimes you've got to headbut butt somebody so you have to so all of this prowess on the on the field yeah all of his

chokings and head buttings and punchings was noticed by a professional team in 1997 they dig it and they were like this is our guy yeah he's a striker we need a striker yeah he is with his forehead let's do this yeah he's the man shit. Let's do this. Yeah, he's the man. Shit, that guy can do a header right there. Yeah, they saw him smash a guy's face and they're like, imagine what he'd do

to a ball through a goalie's mitts. He's signed by Barnett, which is, I guess, a lower, one of those junior league or what do they call them?

I don't know if it's schoolboy terms. Ah, I remember it's schoolboy. I don't know if that's exactly what it is, but he's signed by Barnett. Barnett?

It's probably Barnett. Barnett. That's how they talk over there. Barnett. Philip Mignon. Right.

So he signed there. He does a very good job over the next two years there. He scores 14 goals in 36 games. That sounds like a lot. That's good, I think.

I think if you're almost one goal every two, if you average half a goal a game, that's pretty fucking One every two games. That's pretty solid. They score I think if you're like almost one goal every two, you know, if you average like half a goal a game, I think that's pretty fucking good One every two games. That's pretty solid, yeah.

Because they score like two goals the whole goddamn team. Sometimes one, sometimes none. Yeah, so I assume that that's decent. I was looking at soccer scores and looking at other guys

and that's actually a good number. It's the only goddamn sports that they say nil. Nil. I like that, actually. Nil. It's fucking weird. It sounds much more insulting.

It's three nil. You have dick. It might as well be three dick. Wouldn't it be great if they did that in fucking football? In American football? Just some fat guinea up in the booth going, it's 14 oogats. They got nothing, this fucking team.

Nothing. They're a bunch of bums. Nil says that in one hand. Half-time, 21 fucking donuts. Yeah. No, Nil says it yeah it wraps it up in a beautiful little package it's gift wrapped with a bow on top so hurtful you shitbags gotta score a goal score a goal you sorry asses so he goes two years of keeping his shit mildly together playing for this barnett team and Then in 1999, he is arrested, and there's very little details on this,

but he keeps his streak going here. He's arrested. He's fined 240 pounds, odd number, for two counts of theft and two counts of fraudulently using a tax disc. What the fuck is a tax disc? I don't know what a tax disc is at all, but he fraudulently used it. He used it for whatever purpose it is for that he used it for the opposite the opposite and that

is frowned upon about over there apparently and to the tune of 240 pounds to the tune of 240 which was the same thing that he paid cheaper that's cheaper than bashing a dude in the face with your forehead that's pretty good i gotta say like if i'm sitting here and go, I can fraudulently use a tax disc, which doesn't sound exciting, or I can break that guy's face into pieces, and it costs me the same amount. For $10 more or 10 pounds more? Fuck it, let's do it. Let's go.

Let's do it. Yeah, if we say dollar by mistake, sorry, we mean pound. Everything is going to be in pounds in this episode. There's not a goddamn dollar mentioned. I've got to figure out the goddamn exchange rate in 1999 the exchange rate and then the inflation rate there's a lot of a lot of cross-referencing here horrible either way you know they let him it's money you can punch and headbutt a guy on the soccer field and that is worth less than doing this for some reason i don't know so in 2000 again, impressed by his prowess, obviously, on and off the field,

he's signed by Gillingham. All right. And he's scored. That's British as fuck. Gillingham. Yeah, that is. That's super fucking British. This is, I guess, moving up a little bit here.

And he scored 40 goals in 101 appearances. That's great. Between 2000 and 2003. I'm going to go on a limb and say that's great. That's really good. That's good. That's about 40%. He's averaging about.4.

Yeah, that's pretty good. Almost half a game. That's pretty solid. That's pretty solid, yeah. So I imagine he looks like a soccer player. I know this is how little we know. I'm looking at him going, he looks like a soccer player, that guy. He's built like a soccer player.

You would look at him and go, I bet he's good at soccer. Not here, because you wouldn't think of soccer. In England, you'd go, that guy's good. In America, you're like, that guy looks like a wide receiver. He's a pretty big dude. Yeah, he is a big dude. He's stocky. That's the other thing, too.

Scary as fuck. All of this assaulting. He's a big, strong, athletic guy. And it's like, he has no trouble just throwing his weight around any time he wants to.'s he's playing for them you think you know he's playing great on the field so you think he's kind of keeping it together off the field i don't think so no not even close 2002 he's arrested for driving drunk and also uninsured because when you don't have any insurance you want to get hammered so you can really have a better chance

of plowing into something. For this, he's given a nine-month driving ban. Driving ban. That's such a wild term. Isn't it? Driving ban. It's suspended as license. You're banned from driving.

Ban. Driving one, you nil. Ban. Nine months to you nil. Sorry. You'll be doing nil driving. And I love the court that they were at, the Camberwell Green Magistrates. Oh, my God. I want to you, Nil. You'll be doing Nil driving. And I love the court that they were at. The Camberwell Green Magistrates.

Oh my God. I want to get sentenced there. It sounds very fancy. It's a vacation. It sounds very fancy. It sounds like there's coffee in the lobby. It sounds really like white bread people would take their family there for a summer vacation. You get your sentence and a crumpet.

You get your sentence, you get a crumpet, yeah. The Camberwell Green Magistrates. We sound like such dicks. We just don't know, because we're ignorant as fuck. Right. And so we hope you're enjoying it. Until I travel there, this is what you get. We want to go there, it's great, but we're going to just talk.

We have no idea. We're going to try our best, though. Hopefully we don't get banned from there before we get... We'll have driving bans. It'll be the whole country... Travel ban. Enter ban. UK, whatever, us nil. Fuck. We got nothing.

We will get nil. So yeah, nine month driving ban for that. Now, a week later, he's in court, he does that. A week later, he's at another court. Good grief. He's in another court completely. He's at the Greenwich Magistrates,

which, you know, we have Greenwich Village, so that doesn't sound as fancy. This is one week after. He's charged with criminal damage and attempting to obtain property by deception. That doesn't sound good.

Sounds like theft. That sounds like theft, or conning. Right. Being, I don't know, full of shit would be a good. Sounds like theft. That sounds like theft, or conning. Being, I don't know, full of shit would be a good way to put it. I think that's the legal term they use in the UK. Legally, you are full of shit. Sir, I've ruled you full of shit. The court has voted one to nil.

He was given a six-month rehabilitation order, which, from what I gathered in looking it up, that's like probation. All right. I guess you've got to go in and check in.

You get rehab for your thievery. They keep an eye on you for six months. You get rehab to get all that shit out of you. Absolutely. And he's ordered to pay a hundred pounds in compensation

to the victim. Jesus, it's so cheap. This isn't a fine. This is compensation to whoever he obtained property by deceiving. And so they had to give him 100 pounds. So the property he stole was worth 100 pounds, basically. So he's going through all this. He's got a team.

Stop dicking around. Is it like a fucking iPod or something? What are you doing? Concentrate. You're scoring goals left and right. Concentrate on your future, you asshole. Go make your money and stay out of the fucking courts. Stay out of the magistrates.

So, yeah, you'd think, okay, now he's had a bad couple weeks, right? Like, look, it's 2002. He's had a bad couple weeks. He's playing for this team. He's still doing well on the field. He's like, okay, Jesus Christ, I fucked up a little there. Who knows if it was a mistake. He stole something by mistake.

And then the driving thing, I thought I had one less than I did. My insurance check, I forgot to pay the online thing. It lapsed. I don't know what happened. Everybody goes through some shit. It happens, right? I'm not going to judge him for that. So, you know, let's see if he can pull it together here.

And just let's score some goals, Marlon, okay? Almost. Let's get some Ws. End of 2002, he's arrested for driving a stolen BMW what the how did he get that I don't know

stolen BMW worth 30,000 pounds wow it's like a nice car he stole like a new BMW or someone he stole a 3 series somewhere

yeah whatever it is he's driving around in a stolen BMW like a fucking moron idiot why are you doing this he's been arrested

twice already this year. And now we got number three. Why wouldn't he just go, I don't want to take it for a ride. Yeah. He wasn't even in the passenger seat where his buddy pulled up and said, hop in, you know, let's go.

Hop in. We'll go for a ride around the town. No, no, no. He's driving. He's like, hey, how you doing? I want to feel the cobblestone beneath the tires. Yeah, he's beeping his horn and waving and shit, going through drive-thrus.

You guys have drive-thrus over there? Bro, I just picture him like it's probably somewhere else. Is it Big Ben there? Big Ben's there, right? Big Ben's there, too. Yeah. They have fat white people there, too. They have drive-thrus.

They have drive-thrus. Fuck it. He's probably just driving around in a circle like in Vacation. Hey, kids, look, Big Ben. Hey, kids, look, Big Ben. Hey, Big Ben. Hey, there's Big Ben. Fucking love that.

That's amazing. It's a great movie. It is a great movie european vacation so all right for this maybe they're gonna let him off easy again no 150 pounds no no finally they throw the book at him he gets 18 months in prison for this wow yeah they say are enough of your shit asshole 18 months for stealing a car for stealing a car well stealing a car and then he just and then he just stole other shit. And then he's fucking headbutting people and choking people. He's had prizes.

This guy's a menace to society at this point. 18 months seems steep. 18 months seems steep, but he is released after only five months. Oh, that's nice. So he serves five months. We need those 40 goals. The remarkable thing here is people overseas, if you look up a guy named Ray Rice, he's an NFL football player. Ray Rice was caught on film in an elevator punching his wife in the face.

Straight up drilling her. And then dragging her limp body out. Horrible shit, right? He has still not played a snap in the NFL since that. That's accurate. Okay. Greg Hardy, on the other hand, is another NFL player, has menaced many women much worse than that punch if that's possible,

but it actually is. He doesn't stop after one punch. No. Yeah, he involves toilet bowls. I've heard some crazy shit. And yet he's been on a team. Right. But that guy was on tape.

Everybody saw it but you can't like be known to be whatever over here and have people be okay with you right in england they will pay your salary while you're in jail what they're we'll get to it there's a thing where they're he's sitting in jail having his salary paid. It's nuts. It's soccer though. Remember with Bruno, they fucking signed him while he was in prison. That's crazy. They do that too.

They can't wait for them to get out of jail. And he was in prison for like life or some shit. He had years and they were like, well, he can get early work release

and then it's like, what? We'll sign him up in the hopes that he gets out. The only way he got out was if the soccer team wanted him.

So they could keep a murderer in jail in Bruno DeSauza and they said, no, let's get him out. We need a goalie. It's like Suicide Squad. People really like soccer.

You guys are into this shit. And so I respect that. No doubt. I respect that. So 2003, he's still playing for Gillingham at this point. They kept him around. Like I said, it's fine.

This is a year after the BMW incident here. This is one of the funniest it's not funny because it's it's it's horrible and it's it's a violent act but it's hilarious because i'm picturing him in my head doing this just like this guy's a maniac it's just too funny to me okay picture this he is two police officers arrive in at soho and soho to find marlon king chasing two women down the street i'm in chasing two women down the street with his belt wrapped around his fist trying to catch up to them i don't know how fast these women are he's a professional athlete. But he's chasing them down the street with his glove,

yelling shit and threatening women. That's another thing, too. There's always witnesses to everything he does. It's never like, man, I don't know. We could believe him. It's like 85 people saw the exact opposite of what he says every single time.

And he's full of shit, too, this guy. That's the other thing. They hammered him on the first charge. 80 people could watch him do something, and he's full of shit too that's the other thing he they hammered him on the first charge 80 people could watch him do something and he's just like i don't know what you're talking about i was in bed at home and they're like no you were there we watched you you said i'm marlon king motherfucker and then headbutted a guy we watched that's fantastic what is wrong with you so he apparently yeah he was chasing them down the street, belt wrapped around his fist, trying to assault these two women.

Right. By the way, doesn't know these women. What? These aren't acquaintances. Where did he run into these women? This isn't an old girlfriend. Right. These are just women.

One of the women says he punched her in the face and spat on her for, quote, no apparent reason. He was just walking down the street she said drilled her i don't know him i don't know why he did it we were out on the street next thing you know he punched me in the face spat on me and started chase taking his belt off and chasing me i'm starting to grab that picture of him having problems with his mom he's a loon yeah this is a crazy person this guy and he comes across he looks very well put together he's one of these guys where you look at him and you go you know he's not a menace to society and it's like holy shit and then drills your girlfriend in

the face he's like yosemite sam underneath he's like a madman so yeah she'd no apparent reason that's just i love that that'll come up more too uh he does a lot of things for quote no apparent reason so many things feels like or something people other people are like then he did this and they're like well why did he do that no apparent reason I have no idea he's just crazy

he's just fucking nuts this guy he's so wicked so for this this arrest here he's charged with common assault for doing that

yeah he's fined a thousand pounds this time ooh we're upping it now yeah we're upping the ante as if you

maybe an extra for the spit, I assume. Yeah, I'm guessing. And ordered to pay 500 bucks in compensation, too, for jacking some woman in the face and spitting on her in the street. So good. She deserves something.

Yeah, no doubt. Crazy person's walking down the street just spitting on people. I just love that... This is the part that makes me crazy, okay? I'm trying to imagine how it went down, right? Did he... I assume he, like, said something,

like, you know, tried to come on to them maybe, and maybe they were like, go fuck yourself, because that part didn't come out. And then he, like, spit on her. Right. And he got...

He was mad, so he's like... And then he's like, no, no, fuck that. He goes over and punches her. He's like, yeah. And then they started walking away, and he's like, no, no, fuck, no. Get back here. He starts taking his belt off no no no no oh you know how dare she

say that shit because he's a guy that can cool off yeah be arrested taken to a police station and then be like now i'm gonna go back and jack that guy right in his goddamn face and break his cheek absolutely most people that they go home after they get arrested for choking the guy they don't be they're arrested for choking the guy. They don't be, they're not still in a rage. That's what I figure happened here. He spit on him,

he punched him, they walked away crying and he was like, how dare that bitch cry? And then he whipped off his belt and started wrapping it around his fist going, I'll give you something to cry about like an old father.

And you know, when they were running, you know that sound was like a marathon gun. That sound of belt coming out of belt loops oh it sounds so mad they just ran yeah you know because well one was probably running through the one was guiding the other blind tears after being punched and the biological warfare yeah she's got her eye closed from a punch from one eye and the other one's got tears in it. The other one's blurry. Spit.

I've never been spit in the eye. No. I've had spit on me. It takes a second for it to like, did some motherfucker just spit on me? That temperature is not right. That's not right. When it hits you, that feel of shame that washes over you, like, I'm now, this guy, that's what this guy thinks of me? I'm that low to him?

So now follow that with a face punch and a belt pull. And this guy going, come back. Get over here. Get over here. Unbelievable. Stop crying. All the fucking just, what's the word I'm looking for? God damn it.

All the instructions that he's screaming at her. She's trying to process that she has spit on her. Yeah, oh, what a disaster. And she doesn't know why. That's the other reason. And at the same time, she's trying to process, why the fuck is this happening? It wasn't like he was looking for her

and she knew if she found him, if he found her, she was in trouble. This is so stranger. She's just trying to put together this Wednesday night. No apparent reason. I mean, give me a break. So once again, his prowess here. You've got to sign this guy.

If I'm a team, I'm going, I need him. He's after what he's after. He's after what he's after. And it's funny, too, because for on the court shit, he's always on the court. On the field, he's always praised as being so aggressive. Aggression is his number one thing. And he's like an American football player. It's like, yeah, you want a guy to go take a guy's head off

that's coming across the middle, he might get in a fight in a nightclub once in a while. That's just aggression. Aggression is aggression, on and off. So he signed with the most British-sounding team I've ever heard in my life, Nottingham Forest. Shit, yeah. He signed to Nottingham Forest. Shit, yeah. He signed to Nottingham Forest.

They've got Robin Hood running down the field in between innings. What the fuck am I doing? They play in tights with a feather sticking out of their hat. I guarantee that shit. They have three periods, right? Is it two? It's two halves, right? Yeah, two halves.

So a halftime. I'm just trying to figure this shit out. Yeah, we're trying to figure this out. I'm trying to make jokes, and it ain't working, because I don't know what your fucking game is. God damn you guys. Make that shit simpler, you son of a bitches. In between halves, Robin Hood's taking shots at arrows.

That's what it is. Jesus Christ. So Nottingham Forest, this is November 2003, after all this insanity goes down, pays 950 grand for him. 950,000 pounds. 950,000 pounds, which I guess for a lower league player

coming into the other league, that's considered a lot for a guy. Yeah, sounds like a lot. So they really want... I mean, he was that... Imagine if he wasn't a lunatic off the field, how much in demand he would be. Everybody would want him.

They'd be like, holy shit. This guy's got his shit together and he can play? You know you're good when you're just no apparent reason punching and spitting on women publicly and teams are like, I gotta want him. They'd be like, holy shit. This guy's got his shit together and he can play. You know you're good when you're just no apparent reason punching and spitting on women publicly and teams are like, I've got to have him. I've got to have that guy. To the tune of $950,000.

Yeah, if you're mediocre, they're not paying attention to that shit. So he plays for City Ground. This is 2003-2004. He only scores six goals in 26 games his first season. He has a little kind of a lull in his career here for a minute 2003-2004. He only scores six goals in 26 games his first season. So he has a little kind of a lull in his career here for a minute where he's not quite doing as well as he... He's not the star.

No, he's not quite doing as well as he was before because I think he went up a league. So it's a little harder for him. It'd be like going from double A to triple A and pitching's a little different. They got a little better curveballs up there type of thing. The, the slider's nasty. Exactly, their headbutt is vicious.

Their choke attack is impressive. So in 2004, he plays for the Jamaica national team, the international, because that's when he starts getting really into the international competition. He's playing for Jamaica, and he'll have a tumultuous relationship with the Jamaican, the reggae boys, as they're called. I love it. The Jamaican team there.

It's funny. It's all very emotional, this whole thing. It's very, very funny. Now, here we go with the loaning. There's a loaning in soccer, where in American sports, we don't have a loaning. You borrow a player? You can loan, like I guess a team can.

Let's say, from what I read, and I read up on this a lot to try to figure this out. Let's say I have you to a three-year deal. Right. I can loan you for a year to that team, and they have to pay me a fee for the loan. And your salary. And they have to pay your salary, and then they pay us a fee for the loan, and then we get you back at the end of the year. Oh, my goodness.

Because we have you for three years. This could be great in the NBA. So you can loan they this would be a very neat system i do like the way they do this this is really help make the fucking nba competitive it does plus it also allows the teams a lot more freedom for movement of players yeah there's a lot of freedom of movement here and also too for the players it's a good thing too they want to leave it's easier to get rid of them because they can loan them to somebody. If they've got legal problems or some shit, they can skate for a bit.

They can skate for a bit, like here. He's loaned to Leeds United in 2005 after not having a couple of lousy seasons with City Ground. He has a lousy season there too. Scores no goals in 2005.

That's not good. Not good at all. Yeah, he's... But, he's not scoring goals, Jimmy. But what he is scoring is arrest yeah he is he's getting some notches on some belt this again he is arrested in uh leicester leicester leicester leicester leicester leicester how do you say leicester leicester square

uh-huh i really want to get that right leicaster Square sounds so nice. It sounds nice. He's arrested here. They've got a Starbucks there, I guarantee it. Nowadays they probably do. So he's approaching women in the square. And apparently he approached a woman. Because he's always after the ladies. He likes to approach women. Every story begins with he approached a woman.

Every single one. And it didn't go well and spit came out. And in every article it says was, quote, cold-shouldered. That's what they call it, which I think is a great term over there. I enjoy that a lot. Good turn of phrase, Brits. I enjoy that. Turning that into a verb.

So he approached a woman and spit in her face. Jesus. With the spit. No apparent reason. it's her exact quote just walked up i don't know what was exchanged if he perceived a slight or what it was spit in her face they said why she said no apparent reason no apparent reason okay none doesn't matter that all of our a lot of our criminals so far that we've gone through, we know why they're doing their crimes.

There's a motivation. He did this for that. Bad childhood. Cocaine addict. Cocaine. Right. Wanted to get rid of the baby's mother. Right.

Tequila addiction. Something. There's always something. There's always something. This guy. Just nothing. No apparent reason. Just fucking because he's nuts.

Nil. Nil. His reasons are nil. fucking guy nil so he is convicted of on this in this case of quote threatening behavior sounds like very cool charge yeah so he's fined 300 pounds all right for this and 500 bucks in compensation so you get 500 bucks a little bit of restitution for So you get 500 bucks if you apparently... A little bit of restitution for spit. You get 500 bucks if someone spits in your face. You get 500 pounds for that bottom fucking line.

And he's fined 300 pounds, which I think is funny. So he's out 800 pounds for spitting on somebody. For spitting on a woman for no apparent reason. Doesn't matter. He's got 375 of it

or 395 of it. I feel like he's like, I'd like to spit on a woman right now. I'll pay 800 pounds for it. 975, was it? I'll pay. I'll pay. It's it. 9.75, was it? I'll pay. I'll pay.

It's so much. He's got so many pounds. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. He can spit all day long. Yeah, I think he honestly thought of it as like a transaction. Like, I want steak. I'm going to go out to the restaurant and buy a steak.

I think he said, I'd like to spit on a woman. Eventually, it'll cost me about 800 pounds. I'm okay with that. You'll have the spit, lady. You'll have my spit. It's good stuff. Would you like a coffee? No?

Well, you'll have my spit then. You'll have my spit. So now King, in the end of 2005 and into 2006, he's loaned to Watford. Remember Watford? Mm-hmm. Didn't Watford sign Gavin Grant on schoolboy terms, I believe? They sure did. So Watford likes the fuck-ups, apparently.

Although Gavin Grant wasn't known to be a fuck-up yet when they signed him. He didn't come out until later. Maybe they fucked him up. Maybe they fucked him up. So at Watford here, he does well. And actually, this was around the same time Gavin Grant was there, too.

Gavin Grant, I want to say, was like 2004, 2005. This is very close to the same time. All right. We might have had a lunatic headbutter and a murderer on the same team, which would have been amazing. Here, I'll Google it while you talk. He's loaned to Watford here. He scores 22 goals in 45 appearances.

That sounds good. That's half a goal a game. That's killing it right there. And he helps Watford get promoted to the Premier League also. Really? I guess if you're good in these leagues, you can, like, teams go in and out of leagues. If you're shitty one year, you drop down to the next tier league the next year,

which means less money for you, less everything. It's less prestige, less whatever. I like that too, actually. I really like the way they do their sports over there. I dig this shit. It's much better. It's much more organized than we have it, where it's like, just contract, you stay with this team,

and that's your play. Well, we're a slavery country. That's why. We have a history. We just sign you, and then you can't. Well, that's one way of putting it. That's what it fucking is. Those are indentured servitude contracts.

You're right. Whereas there, they're like, well, you can be loaned, and then you go here, and they can get rid of you, and you can quit. It's much looser there when it comes to that kind of shit so in 2006 the next year if you remember he was playing for jamaica and the international team there he is banned from the jamaican team at this point just three days before a big match with england his dad his father is from jamaica i believe that's why why he can play on the Jamaican team.

I guess the Jamaican team, from what I saw, was all English people and five Jamaicans that are actually from Jamaica. So that's how that works. He's banned for breaking the team curfew, which seems like an official reason, but I bet you he did more than that. How many times did he spit on teammates

for, quote, no apparent reason? Or how many times was he just missing all night? Who knows? Yeah, out headbutting people and fucking spitting on them for no reason. So October 2006, he suffers a pretty serious knee injury. He only plays 12 games this whole season. Watford has a bad year due to this. Because that's not helping.

He was their kind of premier scorer. Right, that's their guy. He's out. He's their striker. So they're bumped back out of the Premier League Because that's, you know, that's not helping. He was their kind of premier scorer. Right, that's their guy. He's out. He's their striker. And so they're bumped back out of the Premier League at that point for Watford. So they had a little,

you know, back and forth. So that's not great for them. So then, but they, this was because of an injury and they saw that and they saw his great performance the year before. So they signed him

to a new contract. They're hoping for him to bounce back from the injury. And he does. He scores 36 goals and 81 appearances that's great for no seven so he's really consistent at that around a little less than half a goal a game number that's what he does you know in a league that is you know whatever that he's up to the skill level right um starts getting big money interest from bigger teams from From Fulham, he starts getting once they want to get him. Now they're going to pay him.

He's going to get paid. You're going to be our star. You're just stepping up to the big time now. You're going to be in the spotlight. Yeah, you're going to get paid here. 2007, he's reinstated by Jamaica after a new coach takes over the team, a new manager takes over the team.

He's willing to take on the problem. They bring him back. They're like, this fucking guy scores his ass off. I think he scored 12 goals in 21 international games. That's not bad. So that's more than half a game. So that's terrific. He's killing it.

They want him in there, obviously. So that happens there. Now, 2008, Fulham, like I said, was trying to sign him to a big money deal. He fails their medical exam in 2008. This is very, very, very, very shady, though, this whole thing here. Fulham manager Roy Hodgson later said that he felt that they got lucky that he failed it.

And this seems really shady, like there was some backdoor shit here. Like they threw somebody else's piss in there. Yeah, listen to this. This is Roy Hodgson. This is the manager for Fulham on Marlon shit here. They threw somebody else's piss in there. Yeah, listen to this. This is Roy Hodgson. This is the manager for Fulham on Marlon King here. Quote,

I think we got lucky that we didn't sign him. There was a problem with the medical and it also became a problem when we found out he had a jail sentence. Mohammed Al-Fayed was not at all keen on that.

So the transfer was allowed to collapse and he went to Wigan instead. So I feel like the owner was like, they were going to sign him and he was going through the process and they were like, he was like, wait, wait, wait, this guy's been to fucking jail? He's spitting on women in the streets and stealing cars? No. He's wrapping leather around his fist

and chasing chicks he doesn't know? I don't want this jerk off on me. No. Nill. Not happening. The chances are nill that he's coming to my fucking team. Tell us he's got a bad knee. Yeah. a tell us he's got a bad knee yeah hey doctor he's got a bad knee right his meniscus is torn right right i feel like it was one of those things it just felt very muhammad al-fayed i feel like was slinging some money around and uh making that shit happen i just i hope so yeah just a hunch so nine 2008 he's signed by Wigan Athletic for four million pounds. Oh, my God.

So now he's getting paid. They're taking on a big problem for big money. Now, yeah, now they're expecting a major talent. So now he's the real deal. Now he can afford to go around and spit on women, you know, and chase them with bets. He could before, and now he really can. This is double his last contract per week. It's $40,000 a week he's making, which is double what he was making.

$40,000 a week. Think about that. $40,000 a week. That would be so fun. How great would that be? So fun. I might wrap my belt around my fist and start chasing other people. I might not worry about spitting on people.

I really wouldn't. Not necessarily women. Just whoever got my belt. Just anybody. I don't have any women issues. Just willy-nilly. Willy-nilly. I'll spit on a guy for that.

Just spray $100. It's like Sonny Corleone. He breaks that guy's camera in The Godfather. Just like, there you go. Clean it up. Get out of here. So yeah, he signed there. I'd be permanently licking my thumb and just flicking bills.

I'll spit on you. If I take my wad out, you know there's a loogie court coming. I'm about to spit on you flick a couple hundreds on and walk away court says 500 pounds it's for that compensation fuck you

get out of here twice 500 pounds so and I gave him a New York accent 500 pounds asshole here's my fucking money get out of here

you fucking bum that's he's a that's fantastic does not speak like that at all Marlon King. So he only scores one goal in 18 appearances for Wigan. Not quite worth $40K a week at that point. So they loan him out.

They're like, let's try to fucking get him off our books. Get some money for this guy. They loan him in 2008 to Hull, which he scores five goals and 20 appearances there which is still not good not good then he goes to middlesbrough uh middlesbrough bro borough borough that's not borough though it's middle middle middle's bro right and scores two goals in 13 and the whole time he's he's got a bunch of nagging injuries this whole time too so they they're like, is he shit or is he just injured and he needs to just get healthy? Can he figure this out or not?

Yeah, what is the story? So, you know, he's trying to get his act together here. He's trying to get healthy. And the best way to do that is on November 13, 2008, you go out to a casino. That'll do it. Scarborough's Opera House Casino. Yep.

And you get into a public fight with your teammate yes you get into a fist fight with your goddamn teammate in a casino in the middle of a casino yeah

that's how you show look guys I've had some injuries I'm kind of banged up but I'm trying to get back on track and I'm gonna make it work that's how you show it

you don't think I can run I'll chase that motherfucker around the crash table where's my belt god damn it I will chase that motherfucker around the crash table. Where is my belt? God damn it. I will chase him down the hair. I will weave through this fucking casino. Come here, I'm going to spit on you.

I'll knock a pit boss over and spit in his face. This lunatic gets in a public fight with Dean Windass, is his name, or Windass. And I guess Windass, I've got to call him Windass. I can't call him Windass. I've got to call him Windass. They named him Fart. That's awesome. It's just too... Windass. I can't call him Windass. I gotta call him Windass. So, Windass. They named him Fart. That's awesome. It's just too...

Windass? Are you shitting me? I'm not mature enough to say it like that. I have to say it the other way or else I'm gonna giggle every time. Dean Windass. How the fuck does that keep going for generations? What the fuck?

How doesn't somebody just go, can we just go by Williams? This is bullshit. Can we go with something else? This is so dumb. How about just Windy? What about Windum? That sounds so British.

That's a name. Yeah. That's a real name. Put a Y where the I would be. Call us Windum. Wind ass is not going to work for me. Anything. Wind arm.

Wind anything but ass. You don't put ass and wind together in a human being's name. Ever. What the fuck? You don't put ass and wind together in a human being's name. Ever. What the fuck? You don't put ass and wind together. I mean, that's one way to keep the spotlight on you forever, just having wind ass fucking stitched across your shoulders. Kids are chanting shit at you.

It's sad. Oh, they're cruel. How did he live to be old enough to play in professional soccer? I'd lynch myself. I'd jump off a fucking balcony. This fucking last name, are you shitting me? Windass, no.

Windass, it can't be Windass. So yeah, the old Dave Windass here, they get into it. Dean, right? Dean, Dave. I called him Dave. Davey Windass.

That sounds like a better name. Davey Windass. I can't get enough of this fucking guy already. Dean Windass. Right. Dean Windass. Dean Dubya. Dean Dubs.

Apparently, he was the team's main striker before Marlon King came in, and they've had a bit of a healthy competition. He's like some new comic that came into the club you know they just get my fucking fart every day yeah come here farty although it's Britain they might be a little classier than that yeah probably not come here shit cloud or something just call him come here you windy cunt let's get over here so he Marlon King I'll give you one guess on his mode of assault two guesses i'm gonna go i'm gonna go with no paramotive no reason whatsoever no reason what do you how do you think he attacked him

how do you think he went out headbutt headbutt it is yeah he headbutts world wind us who i mean he got him good too i there was witnesses to the two fighting he said they were like arguing and exchanging abusive language and this is the witness's statement on the matter here. Witness said, quote, King threw himself at Windus, headbutting him in the face. There was blood and drinks were sent flying.

It was embarrassing. They were like snarling animals. King also swore at the receptionist. God. When players left at 4.30 a.m., everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Their behavior was violent and appalling. Nobody says that shit here.

No. They find the dumbest people ever to ask them what happened. They're like, that shit was wild, son. Yo, man, I don't know, man. People. Shit was flying everywhere. One guy saw the other guy. I think they were arguing about something.

The other guy, he hit him. He jumped on top of him. And then, I don't know, somebody broke it up. Shit was crazy. I said, I don't want to know nothing about this because i ain't nobody asking me something i got warrants i'm on probation i don't know what you i'm on parole i'm out of this i can't be involved in shit like that you know what i'm saying shit was crazy i got kids that's either i got kids or i'm on parole right that's that's one of the two that an american criminal would have

or it's some weirdo on a porch that's just screaming about and trying to describe it as best they can while they're freaking the fuck out. Well, yeah. I don't know. You should have seen it. This guy was probably, he sounded like he was violent and appalling. He was violent and appalling.

They were snarling animals. Disgusted by this behavior. Yeah, it's brutish behavior. Snarling animals? Snarling animals. What the fuck? That's amazing. That's something my grandmother would call, your grandmother, you snarling little animal, get over here. What the fuck? That's amazing. That's something my grandmother would call you.

Your grandmother, you snarling little animal. Get over here. That's chewy. That's a good one. So this whole thing, this is November 13, 2008. So it's nice getting toward the holiday season you want to get into. Yeah. Old Windos is seen being taken home by taxi at like 6 in the morning away from the team hotel.

Yeah. He just wanted no part of that shit. I'm going home. I guess the taxi driver, they interviewed the taxi driver that took him away. I'm finding interviews with taxi drivers. I'm looking at this shit. They interviewed the taxi driver and he said he got in and he seemed like he was just, he'd had enough of the night and he said, take me to Leeds.

And then he fell asleep. Gave me a pretty good tip too. Sounds like he passed out, sir. Yeah, he passed out. Well out well christ he's been hit in the head by a giant head yeah hit in the face by a giant head and drank god knows what and so but he did mention that that old windos gave him a nice tip even at the end of that night so good for you dino you didn't hit me you take this cash you take this cash now on on a good note here for old marlon king a happy note he uh finds out right he finds out the first week of december 2008 that his wife's pregnant oh my gosh this will be his third kid oh my goodness wife julie who was a former miss zambia oh the african country

so she's probably pretty attractive yeah and she they have two kids this is the third child they're about to have here so that find out so he's excited december 7 two kids. This is the third child they're about to have here. Oh, boy. So they find out. So he's excited. December 7th, which I think is the day after he found out his wife was pregnant, he scores the winning goal in a 2-1 win

versus 4-Hull versus his old team. Right. Or 4-Mittlesboro versus Hull, his old team. So, I mean, sticks it to his old team

with a last-second goal. You know, that shirt came off and he slid. His wife's pregnant. He's going out. It's time to get your spin on it at this point, right? You know, he's going out and having a ball. Party time.

It's party time. So, the night of December 7, 2008, my man Marlon King is out on the town. He's got his posse with him. He's got his entourage with him. He goes out to a nightclub, the Soho Review Bar on Brewer Street. I've heard of that. That's in like

rap songs and shit. I don't know if it's that Soho. Oh, you know what that is? It's Soho in New York at that point. Soho Review is actually a Motley Crue song

and it's about New York. Yeah, it's Lower East Side. Strip club. This isn't a strip club. This is apparently like kind of a flash, I'll use a British club. This is apparently like kind of a flash, I'll use a British term, kind of a flash kind of a joint.

Flash, you son of a bitch. That's right. You sly bastard. I watch a lot of Gordon Ramsay, so, you know, the British Kitchen Nightmares are the best. British Kitchen Nightmares and Inbetweeners are two of my favorite things in the world,

so I love them. Anyway, so yeah, this is kind of like, there's a lot of upscale people, a lot of sports people, and showbiz of like there's a lot of upscale people a lot of you know sports people and like showbiz people it's that type of shit you know it's in the west end it's the highfalutin fox yeah it's it's a cool crowd yeah basically more than even in crowd yeah it's not like old farty money it's no cool crowd yeah it's not wind ass money cool and rich so he's out

celebrating all this shit he's my wife's pregnant yeah fucking i scored the goal and that must have felt good for him so he's drinking he starts your wife's pregnant for the third time you're very excited you want to hit on a 20 year old girl at this point yeah that's what you want to do so he starts coming on to this 21 year old this 20 20 year old girl who's a law student also she's a pretty smart chick not the girl the fuck with the girl to fuck with no if you're a drunken idiot she's gonna see this coming from a mile away so he's hitting on her i don't know what has come online was i got i got my wife pregnant yesterday like i don't know what you'd say i'll

totally spit in your face yeah i don't even have a belt on baby what's up so he starts hitting on this girl her name comes out later on it's protected then she ends up later on uh removing her own anonymity and coming out in the press oh wow to to talk shit about him has some great quotes about it too but we'll get to that uh this her name is emily carr keep in mind she's five feet tall yeah and slim little girl yeah and he is not little at all he's a big guy all emily's are tiny emily carr little tiny english law student yeah and then this guy with his fucking giant head and his loogie locked and loaded it's a goddamn weapon he's a freight train this guy uh so they get into a little bit of a thing here uh she said she was

talking to friends and he came up and groped her he grabbed her ass she said it wasn't just a little pinch it was a squeeze done in a sexual way i was really offended i looked him in the eye and told him don't do that don't touch me oh my god she's not taking any shit from this guy right she's empowered king is like oh what do you mean what do you mean he's doing all that shit blah blah blah and apparently he was fucking with her like going oh what like this and he was like touching her hair like stroking her hair why you know what i mean oh what an arrogant fuck she's like dude get the fuck away from me and like nobody wants to step in because he's the guy who just scored the giant guy that'll he's a giant guy and he's known in that club too

apparently also so they're you know he goes there all the time and he's a he's the big shot so they they're like okay let's see where this goes at this point with this lunatic in his history you think you go get him the fuck away from that girl he's crazy he's a crazy person so uh anyway he ends up walking away take you know 10 minutes says you know 10 minutes he's away from the group and also too she says about this this car she says i was wearing a demure gray dress that wasn't tardy or revealing tardy wasn't tardy or revealing such a sexy word. Right? King came up to me and groped my bottom and I told him to stop. I'm not a bimbo or a wannabe bag.

I was just out minding my own business with friends. So, I mean, she's like... In my head I heard Adele tell me all that. Yeah, oh, absolutely. I'm not a bimbo or a wannabe bag. Yeah, that's wonderful, right? So, yeah, she's doing all that. He is not taking that for an answer. dumbbell or one of your bags. Yeah, that's wonderful, right? So yeah, she's doing all that.

He is not taking that for an answer. He comes back 10 minutes later and starts touching her again. He already made her feel disgusting. Oh, now he's touching her more. Yeah. He's all over her and she's going, get the fuck away from me.

And apparently witnesses heard him say, don't you know who I am? I'm a millionaire. Oh boy. Which, this is why I said, how is he not American? Yeah. This is something an American asshole would say. A guy that makes 40 grand a year says shit like that yeah well you don't

know i'll start throwing money around yeah no this guy's don't you know me who i am i'm a millionaire she said i don't care who you are take your millionaire self away from our table so she just wanted to be away from this guy she told him again not to touch her again he was touching her hair and uh at this point, he begins saying, this is what he's heard saying, this is the quote he says to her. I'm a multi-millionaire, love. You're not even in my league.

Wow. First of all, he was just hitting on her. Second of all, grabbing her ass, he was in his league then. She's totally in your league when you've got a handful of her ass, bro.

Third of all, second of all, I love that in the UK, they're so fucking polite that even in his mind, in his mind, he's talking to a worthless bar skank and telling her what a piece of shit she is, and he still manages to call her love. That's amazing to me.

That's a polite society. I dig it. Even if it's bullshit, it's still polite, and I like it. He'll spit in her face and call her love. That's amazing to me. That's a polite society. I dig it. Even if it's bullshit, it's still polite and I like it. He'll spit in her face and call her love. How's that love?

You need a towel? That's amazing. So then he poked her. Yeah. He pulled her hair. Oh my God. Like downward, like pulled her down

and then punched her in the face. Wow. This is a five foot tall law student. And he's going to drill her in the face. He, I mean, he hauled off and jacked her too. Apparently, I mean, blood's pouring out of

her lip and her nose. Her nose is broken. Her nose is broken. It's a legit assault. As he was doing this, two of her friends, two other women jumped on his arms to try to get him to stop. And when he punched her, he punched her so hard, he knocked the other two women down. to try to get him to stop. And when he punched her, he punched her so hard, he knocked the other two women down. Like a cartoon.

Yeah. All three of them went down like the three stooges, you know, and he's standing up there. One of them was bleeding all over the place. This is a horrible scene. She said of it, Carr said of the incident,

it was like being hit with a brick in the face. My friend who saw it said, King took a step back and delivered the punch like a boxer in the ring with full force. Wowza. He just said, I'm going to knock you. This is what I mean. She rejected him. He was like, yeah, fuck you, bitch. I'm a millionaire. back and delivered the punch like a boxer in the ring with full force wow he just said i'm gonna knock you this is what i mean she rejected him he was like yeah fuck you bitch don't i'm a

millionaire you don't know who i am walks away for 10 minutes lets it brew and rather than it settling like most people most people that's they have cooling off periods you go cool off then you go i don't know if they sit with your buddies make fun of her by yourself blah blah blah she's a skank whatever she's a skank people believe that bitch told me no so yeah you do that this guy goes over there this is what a psychopath he is he goes over and jacks himself up yeah talk to me like that people probably saw that shit i'm not she has no fucking i'm i'm going to tell her something she's going he's going over there with violence in his heart like that's insane only that's a truly sick Only, that's a truly sick person.

That's a truly crazy person at this point. Very scary. So she calls the police. She's got a broken nose, by the way. Yeah. It's busted. It's pouring blood all over the place. She's waiting for police.

While the police, while she's waiting for the police, King sends one of his friends over to apologize to her, but also tell her that she provoked it wow so he's gonna look he's sorry it's cool don't relax you were asking for it you shouldn't have fucking said that what do you expect literally that's what they were doing like like going over that's unbelievable yeah trying to get her to like say that's some really shitty but i guess i shouldn't press charges meanwhile her nose is on her cheekbone. He slid her face to the side. It's insane, this fucking people.

And security officers at this point, security officers come over and they are asking him to leave. And he says, he said, why? I've done nothing wrong. You just punched a tiny woman in the face. You can't do that in a nightclub. He punched her through the size of a 17-year-old. She's 20.

She's basically a 17. She's a child. Not to mention, when he did it, three women went flying. Right. That causes a scene. I think at the club

at that point, they were like, oh, whoa, whoa, this is going to get ugly. Let's calm this down. The energy dropped women that were on your back. Yeah, that's incredible.

Your inertia. Yeah. Like, this is insane. It's like an explosion in a cartoon. That's crazy. This is, and here's a witness who had nothing to do with either one of them. Right. This is a witness statement from this.

This is great here. The witness said of this, quote, He was repeatedly pestering her and grabbing her bottom. She kept asking him to leave her alone, and at one point he just turned and punched her. It was not a slap, and it looked like she had a broken nose there was blood dripping on her face and her clothes and her handbag some of her friends were trying to we're trying to make out that it was some of his friends were trying to make it out that it was all perfectly justified because she was pestering him but it seemed very

much like it was the other way around yeah he tried to say like this girl's you know i'm famous and she's bugging me and pestering me so you punch a five foot tall girl in the face get away from me what was she doing was she spitting at you chasing you with a belt like what could she

have been doing that you were threatened of anything short of a of a legit weapon like a gun or a knife you can't punch a chick like that and that tiny

even if she unless she actively stabbed him then I'll say okay have you ever seen a girl bleed it is the saddest fucking thing in the world. This poor girl.

Imagine, too. They were out at a fancy club. Yeah. She had nice clothes on. Yeah. She had her nice handbag dripping off. Imagine, she had, like, shoes that she bought especially for that day. And a dress that was, like, you know.

Yeah. She thought she was looking cute because she said she had a gray dress. Right. Going out with her friends. It was demure. Nothing tart. Nothing tart. She's not tardy. She's not a bim friends. It was demure. Nothing tart. Nothing tart. She's not tardy.

She's not a bimbo or a wannabe bag. Don't you fucking people judge her any other way than that. Let me tell you something. She's not a wannabe bag. I've seen chicks dressed up in Scottsdale, in the nice, in the clubby areas of towns. And I've seen them fight. And I've seen them bleed.

And it is the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life it's just so it's terrible have you seen them be punched by a giant man I've seen in in San Diego in the Gaslamp District I saw a man hit a girl and her face just opened like like a stop just opened up like a water faucet Jesus and you want to just cry for her what did he play I assume he's an athlete at this point. Probably defensive end or something. This is how sad I am now, by the way. If I see a story in the news about some horrific crime,

I'm like, please tell me he played college. I'll take college. I'll take freshman college basketball with this guy. Something professional at some sport. It doesn't even have to be professional. I don't care if he was a Division III benchwarmer. And bench warmer and i will do a if it's that if it's like i then literally i'm like please god let him play something if you're gonna fucking break the law at least have played sports so we can talk about we can have a good episode about you so uh december 10th this is three days

later he's called to the police station for questioning on this December 7th incident, obviously. He's arrested in the investigation of the assault, obviously. Released on bail, obviously, again, to return to February for court.

King, you know what his excuse is? I didn't do it. Mistaken identity. It wasn't me. He literally is saying, Somebody else punched him? I wasn't,

it's a mistake. It wasn't me. Unbelievable. He's got a totally mistaken her? I wasn't, it's a mistake. It wasn't me. Unbelievable. He's got a totally mistaken identity. He's the most famous guy in the club. Unbelievable. Everyone knows who he is. He's literally saying,

Don't you know who I am? Right. Yes, they do. I'm a multimillionaire. They know who you are. That's why they can identify you when you assault people and you can't say it wasn't me.

You can't say it wasn't me when two women explode off of your back after you punch a girl. After exclaiming who you are. Everybody knows what's going on at this point. And your income, for that matter. Yeah, you spit out your tax information, you fuck. This fucking idiot.

I hope he wasn't using tax discs inappropriately. Fraudulently. Fraudulently. So at this point, December 12, 2008, this is like two days after the arrest. Right. There's an article on how the manager, Hull's manager, Phil Brown, is happy to stand by King after this arrest. Oh, God. Our silver-haired, middle-aged white man.

He has a lot. Yeah, this is a definite silver-haired, middle-aged white man. All of his lawyers, he's got a lot of silver-haired, middle-aged white men here. He says, quote, he has had a problem last weekend, which is under police inquiry, and it would be wrong of us to talk about it. Where Marlon is concerned, he has trained all week and has come in in good spirits. As long as that continues, he will continue to play the football that he is playing. How silver is that statement?

In America, that's summed up with no comment. No comment. Phil Brown, silver-haired middle-aged white man phil brown over in england i don't know if phil brown's still around but start chanting silver-haired middle-aged white man adam if you ever go to any event that he's at please because what a jackass um then he also said hopefully come the end of the season we can secure him on a permanent move. Jesus. The loan isn't enough. This guy who punches women in the face in public and headbutts his teammates, I need to get him locked up.

We need it. Yeah, he's a hot commodity, this guy. We're going to franchise tag him. Depending on the amount of goals and how well he has played for us. There's a stipulation. At least he qualifies that. We're not crazy here. At least he qualifies that. We're not crazy here. At least he qualifies his lunacy.

So then a month later, January 22, 2009, King is terminated from Hull. They get rid of him due to a dispute with manager Phil Brown. So his silver-haired, middle-aged white man turns against him here. Apparently, they have an active roster. Football has 53 guys, but they have 65 on the team. Some guys are third stringers, 53 guys, but they have like 65 on a team and they have to, you know, some guys are practice squad and all that shit. Third stringer's not active this week. You'll see him over there in his uniform, but he's not on the active roster, that sort of thing. Third string quarterback. Well, they leave him off the roster for a game against Arsenal. And King apparently made a big stink about it and got all pissed off.

Yeah, that's a premier team. Everybody watches that shit. I want to play in this game, and he got mad, and so Brown says about this, as far as I'm concerned, whenever I pick a team, it's for the right reasons. For one player to disagree with that in front of the rest of the players is not the way forward for my changing room. Hence, the reason we decided to part ways.

There's never been a coach in the history of America that uses the word hence. None of them. I was going to say, imagine some fat NFL coach that played like offensive line for 12 years going, hence, I'm benching him. Right. Never. Mike Holmgren on the sideline talking about, hence, he didn't practice this week, hence, he's benched. And my changing room. Right.

The changing room sounds very queen. It's a fucking locker room, bro. It sounds very, locker room sounds manly. Yeah. Changing, I'm sorry, British people. It's a fucking locker room, bro. It sounds very, locker room sounds manly. Changing, I'm sorry, British people. Sounds like there's

open balls in there. It sounds like it's just ball slapping good times going on in the changing room. The changing room sounds like there's fresh cut flowers.

It's the changing room. It smells like powder. Yeah, I picture that like a wealthy man's club locker room more than like a, you know,

an actual locker room. So he only scored he scored five games at five goals in 15 games so that's not bad this is about him being an asshole and i think also about probably backlash for saying no we'll stand by i'm sure we don't mind if he punches women in the face no problem don't challenge your coach though yeah despite production brown said that he was not impressed with his overall contribution. This is a month after he was saying, we're going to lock him up permanent.

That's our boy. So yeah, people shift their... According to the press and what's sweet at the moment, they shift their shit. Some fucking spit was flying somewhere. Absolutely. Brown was asked if he was disappointed with how it worked out,

considering how well he played. You know, he's saying, are you disappointed it worked out like this? How well Marlon played for you? And he goes, that's opinion. well he played. You know, he's saying, are you disappointed it worked out like this? How well Marlon played for you? And he goes, that's opinion that he played well. This asshole wouldn't even admit that he played well. He's like, no, it's opinion that he played well. You can read those stats however you want.

Yeah, I'm not reading them that way. To me, nil. No interest in this asshole. So he is shit-canned here. And he ends up going to Middlesborough on a loan i guess back to there on a loan here on january 22nd um 2009 and the middle the middlesborough are the teeciders all right which is a very english name yeah not t like t-e-a-t-e-e but still it's got the word t i don't give a shit their manager Gareth Southgate

which is the most British name I've ever heard in my fucking life Gareth Southgate it sounds like is that T-H? yeah

Gareth Southgate that sounds like a rich soap opera villain doesn't it? yeah no Gareth Southgate

bought the orphanage and turned it into condos and all the kids have to work on the landscaping crew they built them they it into condos. And all the kids have to work on the landscaping crew. They built them. They built the condos, these poor kids. He's got a lot of plaid in his fucking closet.

Red and green plaid. Yeah. So he's signed with Wigan, remember. Right. They're the ones who hold his overall deal. So this guy says, quote, we have an agreement with Wigan and the Lad King, which is the Lad King,

that he should join us over the weekend on a six-month loan deal until the end of the season it's all poetic it's amazing once you have multiple sexual assaults yeah you're not fucking lad anymore i'm sorry like we've got this dick on our roster it's not doesn't work shit anymore so unreal at this point he's got like seven eight convictions already under his belt like a lunatic. May 14, 2009, he's trying to get his trial delayed for beating this poor woman up with her old Emily Carr. He tries to get this trial set for May 2010. So he's trying to get it delayed a year. He's saying that his wife's due.

The original trial date's supposed to be in August. And he's like, well, my wife's due to give birth August 13th so that's inconvenient also his football commitment he has that until May so you know it's just inconvenient Christmas, I got spring break, I got all this shit coming up we just reschedule for another time

so the judge said quote everybody has commitments and set the trial date for October 26th he said the wife wife that's a valid reason the wife having the kid two months later go fuck yourself so king remains out on unconditional bail at that point so he ends up being convicted on this charge i mean there's a million witnesses and all the witnesses were like yeah i don't know he just jacked her right in the face like he just hauled off he punched her real hard right in the fucking face and they're like there's no mistaken identity they're like no marlin king yeah no he shouted

i'm marlin king i make this much money per year my address is 421 west 37th street you know he read down his w-2 for everybody in the club and then drilled this little girl handed out copies of his driver's license and you know he probably doesn't have one, actually, because he's had problems. No, it's banned. So he's banned. Banned from the roadways. So he is convicted. He's convicted of causing actual bodily harm and sexual assault, because you can't go groping women. Right, you can't go finger in buttholes.

At that point. No, that doesn't work. This is on October 31st, so Halloween time for him here. Judge Nicholas Lorraine Smith, said of King here when sentencing, said, quote, you have not shown a hint of shame at your disgraceful, arrogant behavior.

Furthermore, it is not your first criminal offense, nor your first for violence. I appreciate this will cost you an enormous amount of money, but it is difficult to be sympathetic when you were boasting about your earnings the way you did. You, sir,

may fuck off. 18 months. That's awesome. That's a good one. Yeah. You said, you're an asshole and a dick

and I don't even like you. And you're arrogant. You're an arrogant tot. And how dare you tell everybody how much money you make when I make this much and you're out there spouting it

and then punching chicks? Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here. 18 months, that's going gonna lose you a million pounds because that's about what you lose in that time so that's a fuck off right there and he uh 18 months in jail he also has to register as a sex offender for seven years wow this affects him hugely because this affects what he can do professionally this affects he can't go paperwork involved and you're doing shit he can't go like you know as a promotional thing're doing shit. He can't go like, you know, as a promotional thing

and go to like a kid's center. He's not allowed around people. You can't go read books to kids to try to clean up your image. No, you can't do shit. You just tried to finger a 20-year-old's butthole in a club. You're in deep shit here,

so they don't want you around children at this point. So yeah, he's done. He also has to pay the victim. This is another thing. He has to pay court costs of 1,800 pounds, which is prosecution costs. He has to pay the victim 3,125 pounds. He broke her goddamn nose and split her lip open.

Seems like he got off easy on that. Imagine what that would cost you in the States. If you're a professional athlete and you... Yeah, 2009, 2008. You punch a woman in the face, actually break her fucking nose, split her nose open. Sheets of blood. Also blood all over her clothes, her purse, all that shit. She's going to buy all that shit again.

Think about what that would cost you now. So much. And if you're a star? That would be a million dollars. Easy. Easy a million dollars. It's about public humiliation. It would have gone on and on and on.

I was on TMZ for fuck's sake. Unbelievable. So, yeah. Now, on him, finally, Marlon is a tight-lipped gentleman. He is very tight-lipped. Most of his shit is just, you know, I'm going to try to play hard for this team and do well, and that's all he says. So we have a quote here, in their own words, finally in their own words,

on women in general here, after this whole thing. It's, quote, I'm not trying to paint myself as an angel, but I'm no sex beast. I've got a daughter, wife, sisters. It's ludicrous to say I hate women. I just punch them in the face and spit on them

and chase them up the street. That's ludicrous. And finger buttholes, and when they say no, I punch them. Ludicrous. Unbelievable. I think you hate them, sir. Oh, God.

You hate them, and we hate you. Marlon King, you're such an asshole. He doesn't hate all women. Just women that tell him no. That's who he hates. You know how we do some guys where we're like, this guy kind of would be fun to hang out with for a weekend. I kind of want to roll with Marvin Barnes for a weekend

during the 70s when he was really crazy. Lenny Dykstra in his heyday would have been fun for a weekend in Vegas. Like, you know what I mean when you see these guys? This guy is an asshole who I would never want to spend five seconds with. He's one of these

arrogant, out of control, saying how much money. He's just a complete asshole jerk. And this is not the type of guy you'd want to sit and have a pint with. It's like hanging out

with 50 Cent in like 98 when he's getting shot at all the time. Before he had money. Right. When he got shot nine times in the face. I don't want to be around you. So after this, he gets convicted. Wiggin' shit cans him at this point. Wow.

They changed their tune about him real quick. That's not like the fucking Brits. No. Anybody that deals with soccer. And their quote about it is strong, too. Athletic chairman Dave Whelan said, quote, he is absolutely sacked. We will not tolerate football players who get sent to jail for 18 months.

As far as we are concerned, he is finished with football at Wigan Athletic. We have to follow the rules and regulations, which means we'll have to give him 40 days' notice that his contract will be canceled. It will be very difficult for any club to stick their neck out and take marlin on i cannot really see him coming back as a professional it's about time he ripped yeah this guy ripped him a new asshole good he dyed his hair black fingered his butthole from fucking silver and he got on his horse here i think it's funny that he didn't say we will not tolerate football players who beat the shit out of women

for no reason he said we will not tolerate ones that are sent to jail for 18 months. God damn it, you're supposed to be on that field scoring goals. You want to punch women, you can do that shit on your own time. You go to jail in the offseason. Jackass, because I feel like that's the subtext there. His agent, Marlon King's agent, Tony Finnegan, said that Whelan, this is great, said a quote of Whelan, quote, he was playing the white knight, in my opinion, yesterday to say, we don't want that here.

You can't just dismiss an employee and think you can just dismiss him publicly like that. What? Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Absolutely. His shit was very public when he did. So I think it's all okay. You can't punch chicks in the face publicly. Not allowed to do that, generally.

Not allowed at all. So Tony Finnegan, his agent, insists that he will be back. He'll be ready to play after his 18-month sentence. He said, I don't want to name names, but there's lots of players in this country who have fallen short of the law. Oh, God. Done the crime, done the time, come out. I'm sure if you're sitting here, I'm sure if you're sitting in a 6x6,

you do have time to reflect the change you make you're sitting in a six by six you do have time to reflect the change you make as a person in your life don't do that though so he's saying he'll be a he's good now yeah he's in a cell that guy's an asshole don't go out there talking about other players this guy did this this guy did that he can come back he's not them no those people didn't punch chicks in the face in a club. Many times. And teammates. To me, the teammate thing would have been red flag number one. Yeah. Don't fight with your teammates.

It's your guy on your side. In public. Right. Number two, once you punch a woman, it's like, okay, there's no boundaries. Right. Not only will they fight, at least they're both men. Right. And they're both, you know, they're both.

And he's married. Yeah. What are you doing? That's the other thing. Making a public spectacle of how much of a nudnik you are. married yeah what are you doing that's the other thing a public spectacle of how much of a nudnik you are that's so funny that we glossed right over the fact that he's married and celebrating his third right we just glossed over like yeah you want to do that jerk off but what a fucking scumbag that's the other thing we we just expect that at this point doing this show we just expect

that like i obviously he was trying to fuck somebody else right clearly his wife's pregnant why would he want that? He's an asshole. She's fat at this point. He's going to be like, ew, I don't want her. I'm going to go bang some 20-year-old. He's a piece of shit. And we just expect that kind of shittiness. Philandering is not even a thought for us.

It's too bad. It's fucking ridiculous. So at this point, King's wife, Julie, here, former Mrs. Ambia, says, quote, I'm standing by him because I love him and I know he's innocent. A hundred people saw him do this. He's not innocent. She's dumb or just loves the payday. Maybe. Every week, 40 grand. She's invested, too. This is her

third kid. She's like, let's... She knows if she gets his back, that makes him look better in the public and more likely to be signed by a team and get a paycheck coming. I don't know what the child support laws are like out there. I can't imagine they're as strict

as they are here because dudes complain about it all the time. Especially if she's from fucking Zambia. Right. She's not even... She's not expecting shit.

Yeah, I don't know what they are in Zambia. But I'm hoping that in the UK they're pretty stiff when you've got millions of fucking pounds. I hope so.

I hope you can chip off a pretty nice nest egg to her. Doesn't matter because she's sticking around. But she doesn't give a shit. She's sticking around. She's sticking around. She's sticking around. I'm assuming that it's nil.

You get nil. You get nil. So post-sentencing here, Emily Carr, like I said, she gives up her anonymity. She comes out in the paper to say that King shouldn't be allowed to play. Yeah. She says, quote, King's defense moaned that the sentence would lose him one million pounds in earnings. But I've lost my face. Yeah, no doubt.

He's not fit ever to play for any team again, ever. It's like a million pounds. My face is fucking mashed potatoes. Do you understand that? They're so good with words over there. They are. I'm just blown away with how beautiful they speak. They speak wonderfully.

They moaned. She said they moaned. They moaned. Yeah, they moaned. Over here they'd be like, they were bitching and complaining. Yeah, you guys are over there going, oh, it's shitty over here too.

I know it's shitty over there too, but on the surface you guys keep it sounding so nice. Whereas over here we're just so used to everybody just being nothing but Walmart trash. You hide it all behind eloquence and manners. Oh, it's beautiful. Fucking manners. It makes you's beautiful. Fucking manners. It makes you sound better.

So now in July 2010, he is released from jail early in July. It's a little bit early. July 2010. He vows to, quote, fight tooth and nail to overturn his conviction. I believe it. Because he does not want to be

on the sex offender registry. He even said, said like in the beginning when they were trying to fight the whole thing he said i don't give a shit about jail i've been to jail no big deal i don't want to be on this fucking sex offender registry this is not good for me basically it makes me look bad exactly so it does make him look bad i'll fight to the nail we believe you i think you'll headbutt somebody to get off that sex offender registry yeah still complaining at this point. Good grief.

I mean, so this poor woman has literally lost her face. Yeah. As she put it. She's lost her face. Wiggin has lost their guy. He's got a million bucks. Miss fucking Zambia is trying to get her husband out of jail. She's pregnant with a kid on the way.

She had an infant as they sentenced him to 18 months in prison. And two other kids. Two other kids. Countless other people he's probably assaulted. Poor woman in the streets been spit on. This one's been punched in the face, hit with a belt. This guy's been choked. I feel bad for all of these people, Jimmy. I really do. I feel super bad for them, but not nearly as bad as I feel for these other poor marlin king oh my god that's so thick like marlin king emergency services coordinator for east lake high school in chula vista california he looks just like gary sheffield really in profile exactly like a woman puncher or a woman

puncher uh marlin king principal learning consultant at some made trickle learning company that's in the uk so this guy's even British. He's like, no. Every time it's on the news, Marlon King, senior commercial relationship manager at Intrust Bank in Wichita, Kansas. Or a sex offender. Sex offender. Jesus. Marlon King, mentor, facilitator, vision pastor at the Church of the Nazarene in Virginia Beach, Virginia.

Watch out for him. He'll spit on you in his sermon. Oh, he is. It's coming, man. That belt comes off fast. Watch out for him. He'll spit on you in his sermon. Oh, he is. Cut's coming, man. That belt comes off fast. You have no idea. Marlon King, new business sales manager at GB Group, a computer software company in the UK.

Oh, that name's so common. Marlon King, recording engineer and web designer at Insomniac Studios in Chicago, Illinois. Finally, poor Marlon King, who's a power forward slash small forward on his junior basketball team at Woodbridge High School in Peninsula, Ohio he's 6'2", 198 he averages 12 points and 10 rebounds a game, very athletic

and he is too, I was watching some of his highlights, he's an athletic kid he likes to go to the side a lot he's good at it though, he's got a good shot he's got good skills, too. He's got good, like, ball skills. Yeah, he'll headbutt you, then he dunks on you, takes you right to the rack. But this poor bastard, if you search, like, you know, athlete Marlon King, you're going to get this kid.

A lot of that kid. This poor son of a bitch is coming up. So now before he's released, he's released in July 2010. But before he's released, April 12th, he converts to Islam in jail. Oh, God, he found religion. He found religion. Rule number, like, three he's breaking of the crime and sports lexicon here. Don't find religion.

He finds religion in jail. Right away. Think it's going to help him, Jimmy? God, no. Think it's going to turn it around? Yeah, that's what's going to happen. He's going the opposite direction with that Islam. He will only talk to Muslim inmates now and insists on all inmates and staff calling him Abu Hamza Tariq.

Hamza Tariq, because he insists on being called. Prays five times a day and demands halal meat. That's why he did it, was for the better food. Because that's actually a thing that I've heard. That new HBO show, The Night Of, which is fantastic. You guys should check it out. They're asking prisoners as they come in for religion. And some of them are trying to fake Muslims so they can get good meat.

Just to get the meat. Just to get the meat. So that might be what he's doing also. But he's going all out though. Yeah. He's praying. He's praying for the food. He's going to get that little prayer bump on his forehead.

A week before he converted, he got into a fight and dinner in prison and ended up coming away with a black eye out of that one. Nice. So I wonder if he decided, I better get with a group here. I've got to be part of the Muslims so I don't get roughed up in the mess hall. And I get good food. Yeah. So maybe, yeah, better food and not getting punched in the eye when you eat it.

That sounds terrific. I hope somebody spit on him in the process. I really do. So he's released from jail in July 2010. So you didn't think anybody would want him now. Jesus Christ. What a fucking mess. Nope.

He's signed. Jesus. September. Takes two months. Right away. Takes less than two months for them to sign him. He's signed by Coventry. And he is reunited.

This is because at Watford he had a coach named A.D. Boothroyd. He had A.D. Boothroyd at Watford, and this was also the coach at Coventry now. So he said, this guy was great for me. He remembers him being so good. And Boothroyd said, quote, when I managed Marlon at Watford, he was a first-class professional, and I expect that to be the case at Coventry. Well, you should have fucking thought again. Shit has happened between then and now, sir.

In their own words on signing with Coventry here, Marlon King, in their own words, quote, I am very grateful for the chance Coventry City has given me, and I look forward to working with 80 again. I will be working hard to repeat the success we had when we last worked together. Jesus.

So he's just... I'm working hard. He's working hard. I'm success we had when we worked when we last worked together jesus so he's just i'm working hard he's working hard i'm gonna punch some dishes not a word about being muslim anymore nothing not a word about his name being fucking abu hami tarif right that shit's going on he's not praying anymore five times a day he's going back to the nightclub at this point there is an urban dictionary entry get entry for Marlon King. Marlon King is, quote, a famous footballer who lays people out. As in, quote, oh my god, dude, he just got Marlon King. That is his own Urban Dictionary.

That's awesome. Our first athlete who has his own Urban Dictionary. He's a verb. He's the football Draymond Green. He's a verb for assault that's what he is man that's amazing they made him a verb for assault i love that and uh they think that well as uh coach 80 over here says quote i think we're getting a five million pound player for nothing so everything's gonna go great right so uh he ends up scoring 13 goals in 28 games for Coventry, which isn't bad for a guy who's been in prison for a long time.

That's not too shabby. The past two years. His contract is set to expire, so King moved to Birmingham City, which is a rival. It's under the Bozeman ruling, which I couldn't get a lot on this. It seems like if you're in the last year of your deal, you can get the hell out of there

and sign with somebody else before the other team has dibs on you. Seems like what that rule is. That's kind of nice. Just from what I inferred from the context of it. So he ends up going

to Birmingham City, which is a big rival of theirs. So they're all like, hey, Dick, we gave you a chance. We signed you at a prison and you fucking go. We took a chance on you

and you're going to run to the rival. And he also had a verbal contract with them too that he was going to resign and he reneged on that and signed a three year deal.

Wow, what a dick. Team is super pissed. Coventry's vice president John Clark said, it's unforgivable but we move on. Marlon was taken on when other clubs

for whatever reason didn't take him on. We gave him a good chance and he delivered the goods in terms of goals on the pitch and some exciting performances. I love that.

For whatever reason. In other words, because he's a jerk-off, we're the only ones who took a chance. For no reason whatsoever. For whatever reason. So he goes on to score. He ends up playing for St. Andrews, which I guess he ends up playing. He gets 29 goals in 67 games, which is great. That's not bad at all, right?

Looking good to me. That sounds good. November 5, 2012, he retires from the Jamaican Reggae Boys team because he had rejoined them after being banned. Remember when the new coach came on? Retires from that because he got suspended two games a week before for missing team curfew. They suspend him two games.

He's like, you know what? He's staying out. What the fuck? And in his. He's like, you know what? Staying out. What the fuck? And in his own words about this, he says, this is so funny. He says, quote, he tries to sound so sincere here. It's just pathetic. Quote, it is with the deepest regret that I, Marlon King, have today decided to retire myself from international football.

I have always given my all to the Jamaican football team and have some very fond memories of my achievements with the squad. Fuck off. I'm Marlon King. I'm Marlon King. Good grief. Like he's fucking Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, that's how he leads up to fingering a chick in a club, too.

Yeah, so he's teams in financial difficulty, the St. Andrews team. They end up releasing King to lower their salaries, so now he's out of work at this point. Comes out of international soccer retirement. Agrees to play for the Reggae Boys again on April 9th, 2013. Good grief. He's played for so many teams. Yeah. Well, he was always playing for the Jamaican National

Team as he went. So April 9th, 2013, that's when he comes out of there. So he's going to try to, you know, he's trying to make it, let's get it all back together. Let's get it back on track. He says about the Jamaican soccer, about returning to it, he says in their own words, quote, what has gone is

in the past. There's no point in discussing what is in the past. It's time to move forward now and it's an honor to play for my country. If I'm selected, then I'm going to just play my part. Alright. So he's trying to be Mr. Humble. Alright. Right? I'm in. So it's his 33rd birthday on April 26,

2013. He's been through so much shit and he's so young. He's so young. 33rd birthday, April 26, 2013. Marlon's driving. He's got a white Porsche Panamera. He's doing it. He's doing it. It's a white car. He's chilling. He's got this Porsche. It's he's chilling he's got this porsche it's his

birthday feeling good stops off for ice cream oh what a lovely day he's eating an ice cream cone driving the porsche on his birthday that sounds like a great day right he's on the a46 in nottingham shire and he proceeds to cause a three-carup that severely injures a few people. He, apparently an off-duty policeman watched this happen. Really? An off-duty policeman Oh, my goodness. He watches him the whole time, you have to remember

he's got an ice cream cone in his hand, which makes it even better. So beautiful. I'm picturing a strawberry. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Something pink. He crossed a 30 mile an hour roundabout at 60 holy so he just took that shit he weaved in and out of traffic then after that before stopping in front of a car for no some reason and the guy had to slam on his brakes sending another car into the guy who had to stop in this volkswagen polo a mr beck in this this Volkswagen Polo, got plowed into, then plowed into Marlon King.

Wow. And then Marlon King tried to blame him. He's Asian. This is great. Let's just say here now. Just a dumbass. He's sitting in a pileup. There is ice cream all over his face. It's his birthday. He's got strawberry cheesecake stuck in his eyebrows.

He is not signed to a contract right now. He's a good player that no one wants because he's such a jerk-off. He's got ice cream all over him. He's injured two people.

Shit's going on. The only thing that could happen now is if a Mexican pimp came up to you and the music played. And he said, how is it you have arrived to be here? How is it you have arrived to be here?

That's the moment right now. And he picks the chunks of strawberry cheesecake off his face. As he's taking it off, going, how is it I have arrived to be here? How did this happen to me unbelievable holy shit so he sees this whole thing what does king do does he stay there he fucking takes off ran he takes off he initially runs turns around and comes back blames mr the guy in the polo which is amazing he initially run then he comes back back to act like he's helping the injured driver,

but telling everyone around the accident that it was his fault. Like, yeah, this guy just did, I don't know what he's thinking. Hey, are you okay? Can you believe this fucking guy? Yeah, this guy has a broken arm

really severely, has to be cut out of the car, and airlifted to the hospital, and King's going, yeah, this guy, yeah, he's an idiot. This guy, this poor guy. Didn't realize that

an off-duty police officer watched this whole thing like it was on television. So he took off to come back and be like, I just saw this. Can you believe that? I think he took off and then went, oh shit, there's cameras on these roads. There's a lot of witnesses.

Someone had to have gotten my plate. I gotta go back. I always do shit in public. There's always witnesses. Always witnesses. Always witnesses. I better spit on somebody. That's what I'm used to doing.

No, but I figure he said, I gotta go back. I'll pretend like I'm helping the guy maybe i can talk everyone into it being side he's a fucking sociopath he thinks he can talk anybody anything that's how much of a sociopath he is plus he probably want to come back and punch him in headbutt because he went away for a minute and got all got himself in a tizzy just jacked himself up yes i mean this poor guy like i said broken arm there's-year-old man with a broken arm. I'm disgusted with this guy. The road was closed.

Such a bad accident, the road was closed for two and a half hours while in the crash. That's a terrible accident. Yeah. That's, like, huge. They've got to clean up. Yeah, it's some van. The van plowed into the Volkswagen Polo. And several people suffered whiplash that were in the other cars because they're slamming

into each other. The Volkswagen's tiny. It's tiny. It's tiny in the first place. And now it's smaller and the guy's got a broken arm. Yeah. And so he's still under contract technically to Birmingham City at this point. So they have released a statement, quote, we are aware of a road traffic incident involving

our player and the matter is now in being investigated by the police. So he's like, we don't want any fucking part of it yeah we're not going to say we're not going to come out and say we're behind marlon king 100 because they've they've seen that and they know better we deal with soccer like we don't deal with roads not well no so at this point in late 2013 this is after this is after everything he spends he gets he spends eight games with sheffield United. What? Yeah. Then their manager, Niles Clough, which is the most British name, surpassing Gareth Southgate, I think, even. They released him in December 2013.

Everything gets more and more British. Yeah, so now he's totally released from everything. He's got no contract. He doesn't play sports at this point. He's got no sports. He's got shit. He's going to court. He's going to court for this for dangerous driving

because he was driving like a lunatic and eating an ice cream cone like an asshole. So March 18, 2014, he goes to court. He had pleaded not guilty initially to this. To reckless driving? To dangerous driving over there. He changes his plea to guilty on March 18, 2014. So now he's guilty.

So, he's got to go for sentencing. So, when he's being sentenced, the judge says to him, oh man, this is short and sweet and beautiful and just, someone should always be saying this sort of thing to him whenever he does anything. Says, quote, I do not regard your case as merely impulsive

or silly behavior. It was aggressive. It was arrogant. You, sir, may fuck off. 18 months in prison again. More. 18 again. 18 more.

Wow. 18 months in prison for dangerous driving. Also banned from driving for three years. Nice. Three years. They should just revoke this guy's license. That's so funny. Driving like a lunatic or not driving his own car.

Let's just wipe him off the road shall we so september 9th 2014 he appeals for a shorter sentence at this point he is claiming family distress uh the family is planning to move to zambia because i guess he there's some jackass with a soccer team willing to shell out money for a felon over there probably and his wife is probably that's where she's from she's the queen of zamunda yeah and coming to put it in color coming to america terms so you know she's going back to live with james rel jones in the castle um so the judge called his driving in this in this appeal quote little short of madness nice and said uh this is his this is the ruling on the appeal, quote,

We cannot regard a sentence of 18 months imprisonment as arguably too long. It was and remains a just sentence, which fully reflected the culpability and the effect it has had on those who were the victims of it. This was, in truth, deliberate dangerous driving. It could have easily resulted in far more serious injuries. You, sir, may still fuck off. You may continue to fuck off. Keep on fucking on, mister. Keep on keeping on fucking

off. So, I mean, that is it for Marlon King's soccer career. He's done. Unless somebody wants to sign him now. He's 36. I don't think that's going to happen. He's done. He finishes in they called it senior level club games. he had 154 goals and 447 appearances which seems pretty good 12 goals and 21 appearances for jamaica how the

fuck did i remember that yeah from taking that note in an hour ago good work wow that was amazing okay good i'm proud of myself that's pretty damn good now at this point i found a hilarious i don't know if it's hilarious, but it's just funny because I want to see people talk shit about this idiot and make fun of him. So this is a poem from a fan about Marlon King. Somebody wrote a poem about him? This is amazing, man.

This is so cool. This is a poem from a fan. This is... How British do you get? I love how British this podcast is today. And you're going to... The word... I'll even do the flat A

because I won't say it like i'll say it like they do in england who's that twat from jamaica who's money who's that money-grabbing whore marlon king is his name and he hasn't got a brain and he won't be winning matches anymore it's like a chorus to a great song it It's fucking great. That's so good. It's so funny. Who's that twat? It's such a nursery rhyme. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's gorgeous.

It's so cheery. Now go to sleep, kid. That's the new British nursery rhyme. It's the British twinkle twinkle. That's so good. That's the British twinkle twinkle. I love it, man. So yeah, he's 2014.

He was not being signed anyway he was back before that he was unsigned for six months yeah nobody wanted him he's basically at this point completely fucked yeah uh he is in prison i believe he's getting i believe he's out now he's out now but i mean there's still a sex offender registry he's still on the sex offender 2009 just barely he's about to get off it yeah it's party time when he gets party time he's gonna be spitting on blood holes or getting fingered i i i pray for the poor women of zambia at this point i don't know what kind of laws they have over there england all the buttholes i pray for them all for them all i wonder if they're moving to zambia because of his wife's being there from there or just because

he looked over international laws and saw that in Zambia it's perfectly legal to punch a woman in the face as many times as you damn well please whether she likes

the butthole fingering or not no problem you're totally allowed to do it and that is him he is living in shitty infamy

over there I mean if you run into him tell him well probably you know what don't don't

don't get near that fucking guy don't run into him call him a cunt don't call him a cunt because he will spit on you headbutt you and chase you up the street with a belt probably

and it sounds like that headbutting is pretty gnarly that he's got going on he's god damn aggressive this guy especially if you're a girl and also

this is the result of the girl here's a quote I'm going to end this as this guy's story on a quote from emily carr here who says quote each time i look in the mirror i can see the scar he has left me with it has shattered my confidence and i feel nervous and worried each time i go out the whole thing has

been a terrible ordeal yes that's what this fuckhead cause that's the girl his whole life has been a terrible ordeal terrible ordeal ordeal. He's a complete asshole. He pretty much, I can't imagine how poorly he treats his wife. He's got to treat his wife poorly. He's a father to three kids. Although maybe he's one of those schizophrenic weirdos that's like in the house. He acts all perfect. He leaves the house and he's

trying to pick women up and spitting on them and punching people. It's like Kuklinski. Yeah, that's what I mean. Is he like a Kuklinski? Is he that much of a... I don't even know. I think he's... I've never... In all of our time, Jimmy, I've never seen a temper like this in our stories where a guy cools off and then goes back for more.

I've never seen that. So much rage lying beneath. Dude, I feel like we're going to have a great update on him someday. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, he's not done. No, no, no. It's not the end.

He's been in... Yeah, no. He's going to be back in the news soon. A guy like that doesn't just stop. No. No, no, no. It's like the end. He's going to be back in the news soon. A guy like that doesn't just stop. No, no, no. He's going to keep going. Someone's going to call him a washed up fuck or something like that and he's going to attack them with a fucking sprinkler cape and it's going to be

on, man. I'm telling you. I can't wait for it. It's going to be bad. So that's Marlon King, guys. I hope you enjoyed that disaster of a goddamn human being. That was for you, UK. Hope you enjoyed one of your a goddamn human being that was for you UK hope you enjoyed one of your own good lord also too I want to tell our Detroit what was it Detroit

Motor City yeah Detroit Motor City the sports talk they brought up Denny McLean Denny McLean is our next baseball player on the team so our last one we did Willie Mays Aikens he was the toss up it was either Willie Mays Aikins or Denny McLean. And I let my 14-year-old daughter pick, and she picked Willie Mays Akins because she liked his name.

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That's when fucking things fuck. I don't know when they do shit in Australia. He didn't say what time. I assume if you're over there, Busby will tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I said, he's going to be written on his dick while he knocks on your door. Hey, buddy, swinging it around. He'll be sitting there at the pint with a wallaby and a fucking...

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So if you're in Australia listening, go drink with Busby. The guy's fucking awesome. Yeah, he's got to be hilarious. I love it. Oh, my God. I like messaging with him. He's very funny. So hysterical.

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