Crime in Sports - #295 - The Nutsack Nibbler & UPDATES!! - Donovan Salvato, Tammy "Sunny" Sytch, Jeremy "Mayhem Miller, Ben Cousins, Adrien Broner & Joey Barton

Episode Date: March 22, 2022

This week, we quickly get into a short, but insanely funny story, about an aspiring MMA fighter, who figured out a new kind of attack, on his roommate. Then, we catch you up on what some of our favorite CIS subjects, from the past, have been doing. Turns out, they've been getting arrested. A lot! Hear all the crazy details of new crimes by Tammy "Sunny" Sytch, Jason "Mayhem" Miller, Adrien Broner, Joey Barton, and, of course, Ben Cousins. How much meth do you think you can fit up your butt? Well, Ben has returned to try to beat his old record, in that department! So many crazy arrests, so little sports!! Attack a very vulnerable part of your opponents anatomy, get pulled over for ignoring traffics laws & driving the wrong way, up a one way street, while drinking straight from the bottle, and stuff more meth into your butt, than you thought humanly possible with Donovan Salvato, Tammy "Sunny" Sytch, Jason "Mayhem" Miller, Adrien Broner, Joey Barton, and Ben Cousins!! Check us out, every Tuesday! !We will continue to bring you the biggest idiots in sports history!!  Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman  Donate at... patreon.com/crimeinsports or with paypal.com using our email: [e-mail]  Get all the CIS & STM merch at crimeinsports.threadless.com  Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things CIS & STM!!  Contact us on... twitter.com/crimeinsports [e-mail] facebook.com/Crimeinsports instagram.com/smalltownmurder See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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arrested since they've been on the show and we always get updates from people people will send us you know tweet at us or whatever. And they're like, hey, check this out. It's always one of our people. Hey, they're back at it again. And that's the whole thing. Sonny's the most popular. Oh, she's got quite a lot.

So I said, let's do an update segment. You know, I was like, we'll do a story and then, you know, we'll do a little bit shorter of a story. And then we'll be like a half hour and we'll do some updates. Then I put them together. I look through the people we've done and some people with a lot of crimes since then. And it is just, it was overwhelming. It was like, it could be, it's an entire episode all on its own. So I'm like, how do I, I got to talk about this.

So we're going to do a very short story very short recent story about a crazy mma fighter here oh boy in a moment and then that'll last a little bit and then we're going to get into updates so it's just wall-to-wall arrests of some of our all-stars mayhem miller joey barton sonny of course god yeah obviously sonny ben cousins oh my god ben cousins what he's been up to holy shit it's insanity so these are some of our craziest and we'll talk about them Obviously, Sonny. Ben Cousins. Oh, my God. Ben Cousins. What he's been up to. Holy shit. It's insanity. So these are some of our craziest, and we'll talk about them. We will get into it.

But first, let's talk about this MMA fighter, shall we? Okay. All right. Let's do this. Donovan Salvato is his name. Okay. Old Donovan here. Now, Donovan Salvato.

What? I'm sorry? Donnie? Donovan. Donovan. He goes he goes by i guess i don't know i mean maybe his friends call him probably big d his friends call him donnie maybe i don't i'm not sure but um donovan salvato is what i'd call him after what he did um okay you'd call him whatever i think he wants to be called yeah i believe at at this point because he's a little out there. Now, this happened last year, so he's 30 years old.

So he's born in the early 90s. He's an amateur MMA fighter, never has any pro fights, but he has four MMA amateur fights that are organized, one particular group that does these amateur fights. And I don't know if these are the parking lot of that terrible dive bar we did comedy in or what i don't know how it is but it's at an expo center so i assume they have like uh chain link around uh around us an octagon it's an inside thing they had like a boat show the day before the boat show leaves and then these guys punch the shit out of each other this is in between the rv show and the boat show i believe

so it's wedged right in there it's a sweet spot that's the that's the that's the the soft sweet taint of the whole weekend really is if you have tickets to either event this is included if you go to the boat show after this you you get to see bloodstains everywhere. So that's what's fun about that. There'll be blood spatter on your ranger. You get to piece together what happened the night before, which is nice. So excellent here. So Donovan Salvato, let's talk quickly about his MMA goings on because it's not long at all. He had his first amateur fight August 19th, 2017.

And this is an ongoing series who he's fighting for. It's Jonathan Ivey's Cage Fighting Championships 2. Okay. Allow me to show you the poster. Would you kindly roll over this way? And you want to see some. What is this? What?

That is prison. I think that's Jonathan Ivey, I would imagine, because he's on all the posters. I don't want to know that guy. He looks like a fat guy in his 40s who's got a lot of tattoos. He looks like he's been to prison, my friend. Oh, absolutely. Hope and Faith are two of the large tattoos on his shoulders. Pray for nobody, James.

Pray for nobody. A big smiley face on his hand he's got a bomb on it on a over the other side of his superman i see on one side over here what's it saying his knuckles what are his knuckle tats i can't make about i can't make it out which is i see a u i see a that's a c upside down r does that say cunto does it say curd curds or does it say curds and way on i think it's a kudo kudo that's a d kudo that's gonna be the second word second half of the of the eight letter word then the other four word letters are on the other side this looks like a l e yeah i don't know what the hell that is kudo al kudo ali kudo i don't know kudo i don't know what the hell that is al kudo al kudo ali kudo i don't know i don't know who

the fuck this guy is but he doesn't does that say value kid cuddy is that what it says he looks like the the toughest guy at the home depot is basically what he is like on any given any given sunday this guy's the this guy you don't want to mess with him in the fucking plywood aisle. None of his tattoos go together. They're just like randoms. They look like somebody got fake stick-ons and just put them all over him. Yeah, but they're on all of his damn pictures. There he is again.

Some of these pictures, though, he has less tattoos, so I feel like he's really tatted himself up for the poster. He's going every two weeks. He's going, yeah. Every time they have a card, he uses all the profits on a new tattoo. He's got a smiley face, for Christ's sake. This is at the Middle Tennessee Expo Center in Middle Tennessee Boulevard in Murfreesboro, Tennessee. Oh, boy. Quite the crowd there.

Yeah. Doors open at 6. VIP tables available. Oh! Oh, wow. Bottle service? quite the crowd there uh doors open at six vip tables available oh v oh wow bottle service you got a meet and greet with these monsters honey i told you to wear your best evening gown we have vip seats at the fucking middle tennessee expo center to see this guy with mismatched tattoos choke another man with very little fighting experience and mismatched tattoos. Do you think he's fighting or is he the Dana White of this? I think he's the Dana White of this because they're all I think he's the fighter and the Dana White. Maybe because it's always him on the poster and it's John.

Nobody's cage fighting championships. And he's like the way he's pointing. He's got to be Jonathan. I look and the Jonathan even has the o and jonathan on the on the font here is a bomb it's matches his tattoo on his chest it's does it say jonathan across his knuckles james is that what that is no this says kudo or ku something c u something o is on one of them so it can't be i don't think it's supposed to make sense probably probably not maybe just a bunch not. Maybe only to him.

I'm not sure. But this is probably how he thinks the alphabet goes. Yeah. C-U-D-O. C-U-D-O. I learned my letters. So this man, is that a roast on his right hand? Just looks like a nice standing rib roast on his right hand.

It looks like to remind me. The other side is literally the have a nice day. Happy face. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It looks a little demented on him other side is literally the have a nice day. Happy face. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It looks a little demented on him, though, for some reason. So this this guy here, this event sounds like a shit show.

Let's be realistic. It's a mess. And it's it's amateur MMA. So does that mean they're not getting paid or does that mean that. No, it means there's knives. It means you're allowed to use chains and knives anything up to projectile weapons like no guns or like zip guns or anything he has a fucking bomb tattooed on his chest i'm sure there's explosives involved in this we have that's possible too we have cage fights with 50s greasers versus social rules that's how we do it

knives and chains are fine but ain't nobody using guns or nothing like that we like to stick to fists if possible no powder weapons no powder weapons god damn it i put tuck that musket back in there just i told you no powder so he fights a guy named george bayard who is uh oh and one coming in to this fight. Is Jonathan our guy? No, no, no. Our guy is Donovan Salvato. Yeah. Yeah.

Doesn't last long. So Donovan fights? Donovan fights. But we talked about the event because he fights for this promotion exclusively. So that's why he only fights for them. So this George Bayard that Donovan Salvato's fighting is oh and one coming into this fight so you know there's going to be a great fight a never fought before and an oh and one amateur fighter this fight we're hungry it's all it's they're hungry probably literally they're

fighting for pizza they're fighting he got a large pie afterwards he's like winners all get two slices that's how it works losers get nothing losers get those little pieces of the crust that break in the box you gotta lick your finger and pick them up that's what the losers get y'all get one piece starting nobody gets to eat it until you finish and if you lose you lose your slice you lose your slice sorry and we got you watch it get taken away from you we put it in your hand then we take it away just so you can smell it it's bad winner it's bad murphy's borough tennessee pizza anyway but still you're hungry that's the point so this fight doesn't last long so somebody must really be hungry for that slice because at 228 in the first round it's over and donovan wins with an arm bar at 228. He's 1-0, so wonderful for him. February 10, 2018, this is Jonathan Ivey's cage fighting championships three.

Okay. Same poster, just with three on it instead of two. Again, the Middle Tennessee Expo. It's where he always fights. It's his home club. There it is. He fights Steve Stover this time, who is oh and one coming in and this fight is with stofers not steve stover that's he makes he makes fine side dishes incredible pot pies very

nice side dishes and very mediocre frozen lasagna that's what he makes that's how that goes although although the cheese on top what you do with one of those, you make the frozen lasagna, you cook it a little extra, you burn the cheese, you take all the cheese off the top, and you throw the rest in the garbage. That's how you do it. And it comes, it's delicious. Throw the rest right in the garbage. Throw that cheese on real pasta and move on.

No, no, no. Just eat it in one forkful. The whole trick. You get one big heaping fork forkful it's like a thing of cotton candy that's italian cotton candy it's a 24 cotton candy it's a heap those things aren't 20 they're like 12 bucks no i'm telling you they're like 18 you're talking like the family size yeah yeah those are the those things oh you're talking your regular size like you're for two i'm talking about get the big one james and you can get all that cheese for a real pasta then you get two forks that's all it is you make like a thing about it it's like you make it's like a tie stick you do that on the fork like a tie stick it's italian cotton candy burnt mozzarella

on a stick like that and then you just eat it off of it while you watch TV. That's what they invest all the money in those things anyway. Everything inside is garbage. It's the shit on top. Yeah, they need to have that brown cheese. That's that nice, crunchy. That's going to be, yeah, if you're right, if it's 12, let's say the cost of one of those things is two bucks to make.

I feel like $1.50 of it's cheese. I guarantee it and the rest is the cheapest lasagna noodles they can find and whatever surplus tomatoes could be ground into that shit sauce and the meat probably comes from the tiger king's dumpster absolutely the meat's what he won't feed the tiger it's the rejected tiger king things are like i got a pack of bologna says it's three years old and it's a different color. I'm not using it. We'll put it in the lasagna. Hold on.

We got good cheese. We put it under and no one's going to notice. The cheese is melty. It's going to melt all over it. Ain't nobody going to know the difference. His name. Tiger King rejected meat. I think that's going to be my new Twitter name.

Rejected Tiger King meat. Yeah. I think rejected Tiger King meat yeah i think rejected tiger king meat is a good one rejected tiger king bologna if that's fits because that would be the funniest one that's so gross surplus tiger king bologna there you go shit that criminal meth heads won't eat and tigers and fucking things that starving tigers Shit that criminal meth heads won't eat and tigers. And fucking things. Starving tigers. Things that criminal meth heads won't feed to tigers because they feel bad.

That's how bad it is. Things that criminal meth heads will not feed malnourished tigers that'll eat anything. That'll eat anything, including them. Including their arms while they try to give it to them i bet outside of this fight in the parking lot was a tiger king meat collection center where you pile up your discarded fucking anybody got expired meat put it on a pile there in the handicapped we had the stouffer's collection in the parking lot that's the admission to this fight it is yeah you have to you have to bring like a an expired lasagna one expired lasagna is that they check it for freezer burn oh yeah

that's terrible perfect oh it's all i can't even see lasagna under the plastic it's just all ice that's that's bad all right sometimes the comic shows around thanksgiving you bring two canned items and you get in for free yeah this fight is two expired baloney expired baloney you can get two people in on an expired frozen lasagna though that's how that works it's two on that one if you get like a pack of expired bologna it's only one ticket it's they're pretty strict about it i heard i don't know they got a guy really going over it we haven't even gotten to the so many flies at the entrance of this well they're there anyway it's an amateur mma event they're there anyway from just the

people gathered to watch and i feel like draw their own flies and then in murphy's are nesting in the bit off ears in the ring in the festering wounds of the combatants oh jesus christ so we haven't even gotten to any arrests yet and they're all like we this these are all the craziest funniest arrests this week too that's the crazy part like i'm trying to pace myself so my face doesn't hurt too bad by the end of this because it's i'm already having a great time i'm dying already and this is uh it's so early we're only 18 minutes in and i'm dying so he fights steve stover um with his with his wonderful stuffing

and his amazing lasagna he's his shit lasagna he comes in with handfuls of mozzarella that's his entrance throws it up in the air like powder forks the two forks from yeah and he eats it that's how he shows you how tough he is that's what it is hey i got an italian lolly it's an italian fucking tootsie roll pop just as good so this ends in a minute 42 seconds this fight fast quickly uh donovan salvato beats him with an ankle lock in a minute 42 so donovan looks like a comer yeah which is ironic when you find out what he's arrested for uh two and oh now for donovan in the amateur circuit in the jonathan ivy cage fighting circuit next up he must have skipped uh oh no number four he's there for number four he skipped number two

he was there for uh number one and number three july 14 2018 jonathan ivy's cage fighting championships four this time it has a name jimmy oh god what is it we should name these and number three, July 14, 2018, Jonathan Ivey's Cage Fighting Championships 4. This time it has a name, Jimmy. Oh, God, what is it? We should name these to differentiate them, right? Summer Smash. Really? Summer Smash.

Jonathan Ivey's Cage Fighting Championships 4, Summer Smash. Coming to the Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Middle Tennessee Expo. That's so dumb. It's very dumb. This fight, he fights Caleb Miller, which in my mind, I dream he's Mayhem Miller's little brother. Who's not any good at fighting, but he's really nice and he never gets arrested.

He's totally clean as a whistle. He just gets beat and he goes, oh, gosh, jolly gee, geez, that guy beat me good. Yeah. Fresh off all his swimming that his parents put him through. That's exactly it. Caleb's one and one coming into this fight. This fight after the second round, Miller doesn't come out for the third round. Oh, he's had enough of Caleb.

He wants no more of this kid. No, Miller doesn't come out. Caleb doesn't come out. Oh, Caleb's had enough caleb's had enough he's had all he can take of donovan salvato after two rounds and he doesn't come out for the third uh they find they find him sitting in the discarded meat pile just gorging himself which is disturbing to all the spectators he was very hungry he was very hungry yeah that he knew he wasn't gonna get that slice of pizza and he just ran away. And he's like, I'm going to get at least two handfuls of bologna before they catch me. So this brings three and oh for Donovan.

So he's doing great. He is doing fantastic. Then he skips almost two years. He doesn't fight anymore. From 2018 to 2020. No fighting. You think he falls deep in it. He's doing as'd think he'd be balls deep in it, doing as well as he is.

Oh, Jesus. You'd think that Jonathan Ivey would be offering him at least three slices of pizza for his next fight. Or you'd go out on top, James. You know what? Sometimes you've got to retire. He's going out like fucking John Elway. He's like, you know what?

Walk into the sunset here. I can't do that again. Nope, that's done i'm in pain no this is march 7 2020 he waits until so that's his last fight was july of 2018 and he's missed five six and seven for jonathan ivy here oh in that time because now it's jonathan ivy's cage fighting championships eight this time and the name of this one. Spring Fling? Nope. You're close, though. That's the thing. It's not spring, though.

It's not quite officially spring yet. It's still winter. So he's going to call it Winter Warriors instead. And he's now shortened it to CFC. He kicks around Wonderland, I guarantee it. Winter Wonderland of Warriors. How about winter warlocks in no that's too long because then i gotta put extra words on it okay ah shit um

hey what about warriors john all right that's fine yeah winter warriors good deal make the poster no same poster just put Winter Warriors on it this time. But still me on the front. Throw some snow flurries in it. There is. That's all it is. It's in blue. Things are written in blue, like that winter blue, and there's some icicles coming off it. Yeah, make it look chilly.

Yeah, that's what it is. I think the Summer Smash just had flames on it. There was flames on shit because it's hot. It's too hot. What a fucking asshole. Too hot. It's too hot. What a fucking asshole. Too hot. So this is number eight.

He fights Jamie Vasquez this time, who is eight and two coming into this fight. So he's an experienced fighter, and he's probably fought in the last year and a half, which is good for him. Vasquez, though, I looked it up. He does no pro fights. good for him uh vasquez though i looked it up he never he does no pro fights so he just stuck to the to the meat circuit which is okay the discarded meat circuit is you know that's a stepping stone it's not your destination that's your your path that's an off-ramp the discarded meat circuit that's what i'm calling this anything that's mma that's not like a top tier thing i'm calling it the discarded meat circuit. Because you get in for discarded meat, and at that point, the guys in it are pretty much discarded meat.

They are. Also, so it just works so many different ways. So good. The discarded meat circuit. I've got to write that down. Discarded meat circuit. And that's how they're likely being paid and and discarded yeah and tiger king rejected fucking grocery store extras oh this is disgusting so god it's so funny it's so funny and so gross

speaking of gross where do we get to the crime in about two minutes here this fight goes all three rounds oh it goes to the judges which i'm sure they say a prestigious panel i'm sure here sitting what do you think they're working for holy shit the judges are like jonathan ivy's mom he's got a little brother and he's got like uh some guy on zoom from prison he's gonna also judge it and and the people from tiger king all of them that are missing a limb just the limbless ones it's i want joe exotic carol baskin and uh fucking uh doc antle there that's the panel i want to see judge they have to agree on something either doc antles harem is one vote or all the people missing limbs equals one person so that's one vote that's one vote so you want to add extra

votes to this you're gonna add extra people what about what about carol's dead husband does he get a vote that's the other thing you gotta think about his family his family certainly gets a vote but her current husband gets nothing right nothing nothing and he will and he loves that he's okay with it absolutely they're in a collar and leash anyway he said the phrase i don't need to come a lot he said that a lot of times in his life hasn't he how many times you think he said that jenny i don't need to come what a hundred a thousand and not like A thousand? And not like a snarky wife. No, no, not like that.

Oh, I don't need to come. That's fine. No, not like that. As he rolls over and falls asleep. That's all right. I guess I don't need to go. He just says it like, don't worry. It's okay.

I don't need to come. It's okay. And then he wanders away. I don't like it anyway. He just says it like, don't worry. It's okay. I don't need to go. It's okay. And then he wanders away. I don't like it anyway. I don't like it. It's okay. I feel bad afterwards. It makes me feel guilty. It's a lot of cleanup.

Yeah. And then he walks away in whatever silly costume she made him wear. It's got a tail on it, you know, for sure. Walking away with a fuzzy tail and blue balls is a very funny scenario for me, for that guy. I don't know why. Chain lead. Chain lead, yeah. Just dragging behind him because she's done with it now.

What a fucking not a man, that guy. He knows, though. That's how you stay alive. He knows that. That's how you stay alive yeah he knows that that's how you stay alive that's how you keep drawing wind in this house i understand how this works and i want to stay alive i need to stay alive i know the alternatives fucking asshole oh that's so fucking funny so uh oh did we say the decision yet no i don't know we did it i think we just talked about the imaginary judge panel now forever well to get from let's go to the judges to carol basket's husband doesn't need to come it's fucking really

a leap it's a long walk we do we'll hop some fences over here on Crime Sports. We don't give a fuck. Like an athlete running from the cops. That's it. While people go, Todd, come on, behind him. Todd, wait. Todd, please. We know.

Oh, Jesus, Todd. We'll find you later. Donovan, this is a loss. He loses. Oh, three and one. Decision for Mr. Vas a loss. He loses. Oh, three and one. Decision for Mr. Vasquez. So that is going to be three and one. That is his last fight.

Okay. Now, I don't know if that is by choice or because he's had legal incidents because he doesn't seem very stable. Let's just put it that way. He might have a couple of problems. A screw loose here and there. So on November 22nd, 2021, Thanksgiving season, you know, you're feeling good. I can literally remember that. Oh, that's right then.

That was just a little bit ago. It just happened. It just happened. Yeah, totally. I can think about it. I'm like, yeah, we were doing just why it was in Phoenix live show. Yeah, that's what that is. So he's got a roommate named Abel Sosa.

Okay. Is his name, his roommate. Now, roommate, I'm using that term very loosely because Donovan is not on the lease. And from what I understand, he's also not welcome there. So not supposed to be. And they don't want him anyway. He's like, yeah, he's kind of forced himself in to be a quote roommate at this point i don't know if it was like hey can i stay here for a night and then

he just like next thing you know he had like eight boxes there so i don't know how that how it worked but oh boy he's kind of forced his way in now apparently from according to sosa here there i have an ongoing argument that the way sosa puts it even after everything's over quote has yet to be resolved and the the argument was that sosa didn't want salvado staying in his house in his apartment and l del and uh salvado had a difference of opinion and wanted to stay there so that's the that's the crux of the argument which is a it's a lot i mean you know if it's someone's house and you're not paying rent and they don't want you there then you really don't have a lot to be mad about yeah but we're in the terms of friendship where do you draw the line you know i mean that's true that's

true i mean you want to not have this guy as your friend that's a good fucking point that's a very good point yeah how many friends do you have how how willing to lose one are you and and are you going to stand your ground on some ticky tack don't be in my house thing how close are you is a big thing as well are you yeah you know is this like an acquaintance that isn't like you're not real close to and he's like i'm staying at your house now and you're like are you wow um we hung out like twice and not for a long time you were like uh my girlfriend's friend's boyfriend like three years ago like i don't really know you that well and now you're gonna stand on your i need my space yeah we got forced to talk to each other for an hour one night that time.

That was it. Like, we don't. Now you're here. The wait is over. So far, you're not losing. The only thing you're losing is my patience. Quickly, I see that. Bing!

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here yes seems to be a better fighter than mr sosa um also donovan has just learned that you don't let this go and take it to the judges you gotta end this one early you gotta end it early because doc annals is an unfair motherfucker and we all know that and his harem can go either way so it's unpredictable when you go to the judges you better get in get out and get the job done you gotta end it and the way he did this he certainly ends the fight we'll say i would uh put it that way um apparently he struck mr sosa several times in the face and in the torso with closed fists so he punched the shit out of this guy um then they were down on the ground you know wrassling around

and tussling after this guy been punched a whole bunch. I guess he ground and pound. He clenched up on him. I guess he was like, Oh shit, I better hold Donovan. I don't want to punch with him. So Donovan in the, I don't know what position I've never,

okay. I've been in a lot of fights, but my youth and I don't remember ever being in a position to do this, but somehow they were in a position. I'm trying to try to visualize this in a fight okay there's people fighting and you see like usually their heads are sorted together one guy's shoulder might be in someone's chest all these different scenarios they figured out a scenario where apparently um mr salvato was in close proximity to Mr. Sosa's genitalia.

They 69. I don't know if it was a 69 or if it was like if he was going to power bomb him or if it was the other guy was getting the best of him. And there was like a reverse cowgirl face sitting situation going on. I'm not sure. I'm not positive here. I can't. I can't. That should be the first question every member of the media asks, though.

Hold on a minute. How did he? Reverse cowgirl 69. Yeah. Who was in control of this situation here? So reverse cowgirl 69. What are we talking about? So while he's in this situation, Salvato decides to use his only recourse.

The teeth. And bites Mr. Sosa's nutsack. Wow. Bites his testicles hard. Yeah. Through pants, he causes a large laceration. That's how hard he bit his fucking nutsack. Imagine having your nutsack bitten that hard through pants. it draws can go through jeans a lot of blood like that's boy that's some

gusto going after that fucking ripped his sack with his teeth with his teeth through jeans that is my god brutal so the police arrive on the scene and there's broken glass everywhere and blood and all this shit all over the place and they're like what the fuck and there's broken glass everywhere and blood and all this shit all over the place and they're like what the fuck and there's one guy holding his ball bag with bruising all over his fucking face and everything and uh salvato already took off he's like i know and i'm not wanted here you know obviously he does have his dignity to keep intact after all. So he takes off. And he has testicle blood in his mouth. Well, yeah, that's, you know, you are going to think about your choices in life when you taste another man's testicle blood in your mouth.

I think you're going to go, wow, am I doing the right things with my life? Sometimes when you bite on things, whatever noise it makes, you can't ever forget that. You know what a chip sounds like in your mouth you know what ice sounds like this guy now knows what testicle tear sounds like in his mouth when they crunch yeah so the cop got salvato's number from sosa and he just called him hey maybe i can get a hold maybe he'll just answer his phone and he does he just talks to him hello how's it going so uh he said that uh the cop said hey i'm a cop um yeah you had to know that this was going to be something you beat the shit out of your roommate and bit his nutsack he's on the way to the emergency room with a literally needing nutsack fucking sutures this is not cool this is crazy so salvado says yes a physical altercation did take place

duh obviously uh he said bo the strikes never happened i never punched him all over his face and body regardless of his black eyes and bruising that just happened from bumping he said it was grappling and the injuries might have resulted from hitting different items in the house okay they bounced off the walls yeah all i did was bite his nuts and then yeah um so he's taken in it's a two and a half inch laceration on the scrotum holy hell that's that's a long that's a lot of yeah caught on your balls one could fall out if that shit's open for sure that's a big window it's just hanging off a string they're fucking dangling that's not cool so um also multiple bruises swelling all over his head the guy knows how to throw punches he's a fucking

amateur or not he has three wins he beat the shit out of three guys who also came in with no shirt to fight for discarded meat so you know um he's charged with bodily injury and domestic assault because he said he was staying there so it's domestic assault um uh sosa said he struck me in the face and torso several times with a closed fist and then bit my testicles um that's what happened so there you go he spends 12 hours in the metro nashville jail here uh salvado does i assume with everyone going that's the knapsack biter there he is they had they probably kept him extra like for shift change you know like when the new guys came in they were like oh come here come here come here i gotta this guy fucking check it out look what he did

he bit this guy's ball bag it's crazy And he showed him pictures of it on his phone. So here is Sosa. He writes on Facebook afterwards. OK, this is my favorite part of the whole fucking thing here. Sosa has a sense of humor about this. individual do not trust your nuts around him literally the evidence i will be using in court is a piece of skin that he managed to rip from my testicles he tore he tore the skin out he was like it was mike tyson's ear bite at least that was like bit through this guy tore it out like an animal rips out of fucking another animal's throat. Dear Lord. I received stitches at the VA hospital. We'll talk about why because he's a Marine, this guy. He bit a Marine's nutsack.

I don't think that's anywhere in the song there. No. From the shores of this to whatever. That's a lot. I don't think getting our nutsacks bitten off is part of that song. So at the VA hospital and multiple injections

to prevent dental infection from spreading right on Veterans Day. On Veterans Day! That's fucked up. That's fucked up. I salute you, soldier. If I could take my hands away

from my ball bag, I'd salute you back. But I can't what a day to do that on then he says i should have good old marine corps i gouged the son of a bitch but so focused on maintaining control never threw a punch victories are won with composure yeah you know that sounds good defenses win championships when when somebody punches you like eight times you got to return fire at some point especially if you're in an enclosed space that you can't get away from them right what are you doing exactly when your defense isn't stopping

shit you still you still gotta maintain an assault of some sort. I'm going to stay composed. I had a friend. Dignify that punch with a return, sir. I had a friend one time, this kid that's like a tough kid. We were like 14. He's a tough kid. He was always willing to fight. There was this one kid, and he grabs the kid by the shirt and fucking pushes him up against the wall.

And he's like, I'm going to fucking kick your ass, man. And then he lets go. And the kid punches him right in the face, right? Punches my friend right in the fucking face. And my friend like barely reacts. He reacts like if like a bug landed in your eye and you're like, Oh, what the fuck?

Like that's what he did. And he was, he just got madder and he grabbed him again and pushed him up against the wall harder. And he goes, I'm going to kick your fucking ass, man. And the kid punched him again. And he's against the wall harder. And he goes, I'm going to kick your fucking ass, man. And the kid punched him again.

And he's like, you motherfucker. And I go, hit him already. Jesus Christ. Are you going to do it or not? You're in the fight now. He's already hit you. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? And eventually he, like, snapped out of it and started hitting the kid.

And the kid ran away. And it was like, what the fuck were you doing? Come on, Ike Clanton. When are you going to kick his ass? Fight's convinced you to get to fighting or get away. Looking at my watch going, when is this? Was this a scheduling thing or what? Like, what are we talking about?

I got an appointment right now, or I would? He was so mad, so it was fucking hilarious. So anyway, victories are won with composure. He said, then he tries to explain what happened a little more. Sosa says that, quote, while I was on the guard, I guess I don't know if he meant ground. I don't know if that got mistranslated. And I tried probably on maybe on. He's on the bottom on the ground.

OK, that's the guard. OK. And I tried to stop him from choking me. He took the biggest chunk of the biggest chuck at my nuts, grasping on and tearing a piece of skin as big as a pinky. Yikes. Oh, my God. I received stitches across my sack, and now my nuts look like a scarecrow's face. I salute you, Mr. Sosa. hat off to you sir you know what that's hilarious and uh cross my sack and my nuts look like a scarecrow's face

hey you know i get it's great i i i give all the credit to that. That's just hilarious. Oh, Jesus Christ, man. It's the most perfect thing. You know exactly what that looks like. A scarecrow's face is what it looks like. So he then goes on to say, quote, I need to write a book or something about some of these stories I've encountered. You're fucking right, you do. Right?

You are a goddamn poet, sir. Unlucky poet. The unlucky poet. A scarecrow's face. A scarecrow's face. There is poetry to that. It's poetic as fuck. It is. Sir, you're deep, my friend.

Deep. It's poetic as fuck. It is. Sir, you're deep, my friend. Deep. Who can clearly say they got their testicles bit by a professional MMA fighter during a fight? Well, technically he's an amateur, but we'll say either way. I'll wait.

Nashville can be so wild that I've encountered more danger here than overseas to an extent. Jeez, this guy's been in combat. Nashville's worse? Apparently. I don't know. According to him, I don't fucking know. His apartment is at least more dangerous. That depends on who you let in, sir. I dare you to go through all the records of just the last two wars, 20 years of war for

the United States, and find me a testicle biting incident. I bet you. Where a Marine was injured by having his testicles bitten by an enemy. I bet it's rare. I'll bet you're right. I'll bet more Marines have had their nuts nibbled in Nashville than all of Fallujah. All of it. All of Tikrit put together.

Kabul has nothing on Nashville when it comes to ball biting. Oh, God. Jesus Christ. Nutsack Nibbler of Nashville. The Nutsack Nibbler of Nashville. Maybe that's the name of this episode. Nutsack Nibbler. Nibbler Nashville. Can we say nutsack?

Can that go on there? Why not? Sure. I don't know. It's a sack of nuts. it's walnuts maybe it's pecans i don't fucking know i don't know what their algorithm has how the how the shadow band nutsack we'll probably have twice as many listens as normal who knows that's what will happen we're doing all these shows for all these this long and now all we had to do was put nutsack nibbler in nashville that's it done done number one anyway that guy

he's awaiting court i think still on it and um i mean well honestly this guy doesn't seem like he's gonna really press the issue that much as long as he's not coming around biting his nuts anymore he seems like he's not gonna really push push it so we're going to have a probationary situation or some shit like that you think so he's not going to go to prison for 10 years for biting his roommate's nutsack but unless unless nashville takes uh domestic violence mad ass serious and they might in this situation well maybe um it's amazing i mean well i'm just saying i don't tennessee doesn't have the staunchest record of that sort of thing of being a a haven for yeah that's not really harsh domestic violence sentences i'm not sure so that's donovan salvato anyway he's waiting for

all that so i that's just such a crazy story we had to tell it. And I don't know where else it goes. I just don't know where else it goes. Don't worry. We'll get back to him later. He's destined for worse. We'll get back to him on the next updates. But right now, let's do something. We've done an individual.

We did Rogowski when he got out of jail and all that and some more details. We did Lenny Dykstra because more happened, obviously, after that. But we have a list now of people and honestly we this could have warranted its own episode whatever but rather than squeeze cheesy you know extra episodes out of it we decided let's do this the correct way and give you a nice update episode on a few of our all-stars who really have tied it on and we're gonna have a we're to have a little death roll at the end of the show of people who have passed on since we started. A little in memoriam we have. And then we have a, quote, they're good now, I think, section where they seem to be on a good path.

We'll see how it goes after that. They can also go awry. Yes, because all of these people were good at some point. They were all good now i mean we'll talk about it up first one of our favorites from way back we did this episode it does not seem like this long ago october 2017 we did this episode this is four and a half years ago yeah that is in four and a half years what did who get up to jason may Miller? Everybody. He was one of our right. He was the one that was tweeting from inside the house.

Yes, he was live. Yeah. Fucking live tweeting his arrest. Police standoff. It wasn't even. Yeah. He was having a police standoff after a chase and he's live tweeting the shit. So we left off October 2017 when he was going to court for domestic violence right and that's

where we left him so the next month november of 2017 we'll pick right he just it's doesn't miss a step mayhem i that was an episode that he wasn't ripe yet i'm sorry he was on the vine he was a little too green and i picked him a little early but feels like somebody may have told him that he's destined for greatness on a on a podcast well he is let me tell you because he's going to be i have a feeling this isn't the last update we're going to have on no i have miller here so uh november of 2017 he pled guilty to the domestic violence and he is given well he has a 124 days in jail and he's released with credit of time served because he's given a user they fuck off four years suspended sentence wow with three years of with three years of probation which for him just means extra trips to the police

station because he's gonna violate his probation obviously he's not going to live he's not going to fly straight and right every day so uh yeah he accepted a plea bargain on multiple domestic violence charges and there he is his attorney cameron tally said quote jason is a great guy and i love him like a brother oh my god wow cameron tally i gotta write that name down because he i feel like is gonna be up for uh silver-haired middle-aged white man of the year he's a great guy i love him he beat like a brother of a woman like a break just play after he just pled guilty to fucking beating the shit out of a woman i love him great guy then he says it's incredibly sad to see these things continue or to see these continued police contacts but i have faith he can straighten out his life wow and this was the time where he

said it's time to straighten up and fly right yeah it's time man this is it we go time to grow up so that's november 27 2017 he's released from jail after serving 124 days for that so january 11th, 2017. He's released from jail after serving 124 days for that. So January 11th, 2018, not even, not even two months goes by. Okay. He's arrested again. This time he is, this is the weirdest fucking thing ever. He's found to be in possession of among other things. And the, maybe the weirdest one of all, a bulletproof vest.

Jason. Okay. Now, that makes me think he's up to something, because he's not a guy who's usually involved with gunfire. No one that I know of has ever shot at him, so he doesn't need to walk around with a bulletproof vest. He's not Tupac. It's not a fashion statement.

So this means, like, I'm going to do some shit shit and I'm going to wear this vest while I do it. You know, like to me anyway. Not only that, he's also found to be in possession of various other weapons such as nunchucks. Nunchucks. Really? Mad illegal, aren't they? I don't know. They shouldn't be for anyone over nine

that's one of those things that your desire to play with nunchucks goes away with your 11th birthday doesn't it yeah it goes away once you once you're done with ninja turks you like when you're nine you see nunchucks and you're like fucking awesome and you swing them around these are the coolest then you're like these are stupid how about a fixed club where i can just whack somebody why would i need to swing this stupid thing around why don't you want to eat a broken club on chains this doesn't make any sense i don't like this anymore so um anyway he has various knives a machete who does he think he is it gets funnier an axe like a battle axe not like a wood chopping axe a samurai sword and other replica assault weapons my god he does he think he's a ninja he does he thinks he's like he thinks he's a ninja he's got

he's like i have knives tucked in here did he have ninja stars did they leave that out is that various assault weapons jason you're a white kid from Southern California. Stop this. What the fuck are you doing? This is his probation officer found all this shit. Oh, that's against parole, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely. They also found, in addition to this, human growth hormone. Oh, boy.

And various other prescription performance-enhancing drugs that were obtained clearly without a prescription. So he's got drugs and a shitload of weapons for a guy who is on probation like three times over for drugs and violence so excellent this is bad excellent you're really nah what a fucking good job there then right after that he's held without bail at the orange somehow he gets out on all of that shit after a while he does a little bit does like a month Somehow he gets out on all of that shit after a while. He does a little bit. Does like a month that time.

Gets out. Then he's being held without bail in Orange County, California, arraigned for vandalism, felony vandalism, causing $400 in damage or more, which he's constantly arrested for vandalism. That's his thing because he breaks shit. He breaks shit all the time, yeah. So he's arrested for vandalism. That's his thing because he breaks shit all the time. Yeah. So he's arrested for that. Somehow he's out in September 2018 again.

So he must have made bail at some point. And he violates his probation again by testing positive for THC and various opioids, which he's not allowed to take any of in his piss test so um back in jail for a little bit again dude this is crazy it just never stops it's it is certainly a cycle and he's in a lot of trouble he's in due july 2019 uh he pleads guilty to that felony vandalism that he was being held without bail for um and a misdemeanor violation of a protective order that was against him as well and uh this at this moment he was already in jail for a different vandalism charge so he's got a lot of problems here in july 2019 he pleads guilty to felony vandalism and the misdemeanor violation of a stay away order.

He is sentenced to you, sir, may fuck off one year in jail and three years of probation. Wow. The felony stay away and the vandalism was for breaking, smashing a large marble table at his girlfriend's house broke. He smashed a large marble table, punched holes in the wall and the walls and ripped doors off the hinges and also derailed the garage door with his fucking body. How do you do all that? You go batshit crazy. That's all day. That's what I mean.

I'm going to smash this. Then he goes out in the garage, fuck this door and rips that apart he's taking other door just going around the house smashing shit but hulk smash and he's just ripping shit apart that's scary i can't imagine well for especially if you're this woman especially if the guy is mayhem fucking miller you know what he's capable of you that's got to be terrifying for shit's sake with this great point jesus christ man i mean hilarious but not for her like no if he did this in his house by himself it'd be hilarious but if this isn't even he doesn't even live here this is this poor woman's home and he's just destroying it somebody else's house ah if i can't live here no one can walk in your doors and he fucking rips them off. So he goes to jail for a while.

He gets out and he manages to kind of fly semi straight until May of 2021 when he is up on another vandalism charge and attempted grand theft at the same time on this charge here. And he is sentenced to here. You, sir, may fuck off off again 364 days in jail okay so another year but not prison that's jail time and two years probation his probation if done consecutively is yeah for till he's like 130 years old at this point he's he he can't get a traffic ticket everything no he's to die on probation. He's going to get buried with an ankle monitor on. I just have a feeling.

Anything against the law is over for him. Holy shit. Well, you would think that that's what he would do. And his 364 days in jail doesn't amount to much because he was in there on different things. So he gets a lot of credit for time served when he's in jail already for something else. He gets credit for time served on some other shit. So it's silly. It's ridiculous.

So he ends up, he's out again in September of 2021. So sentenced to a year in may and he's out in September. Uh, I don't know when he got out, but he's definitely out at this point because he is in a bar fight this time. Just recently. September 2021.

He's in a goddamn bar fight. The man he got in a fight with wound up with broken ribs because. Why is he in a bar in September? Those should have been closed. September 2021. There was bars open, I'm sure. I guess they were starting to open back they were opening up and uh yeah i don't know if they what they were fighting over but they got in a fight

over some shit broken ribs uh he is charged with two felonies for assault and battery so not terrific both parties declined to press charges i guess the guy didn't want any more but the police said well you have broken ribs and this happened in public. So we're charging him anyway, whether you want to or not. That's what happens. So the the victim didn't file the police report. But after the hospital visit, he obviously got the shit beaten out of him and they got it out of him. What happened? And then there they have to call the cops. The cops came. We have to. Right. There you go. So he's charged with felony assault and battery. So not great.

That's September 2021. Three days later, Jimmy. What? He's out? Oh, he's. Yeah. Three days later. He's not in jail.

Three o'clock in the morning. Three days later. He's. Oh, boy. Fuck, man. He is being held now after he's arrested at three o'clock in the morning on 1.385 million dollar bail now um that is because according to a woman who called the police responding to in san fernando valley they arrived and found the woman the caller uh exhibiting signs of physical

trauma around her face and neck like she'd been hit and choked. Miller then did not cooperate with responding officers. Why would he? Started acting crazy, which led to a physical struggle with the cops, which then had them taser him multiple times. Holy shit. He had to be tasered multiple times to be restrained because they were upset that he beat a woman up.

And he was like, what the fuck, guys? So there we go. At this point, I don't know if he's made bail or if he's still sitting in jail. I would assume he's got to still be in jail. He's got to stay, right? This is domestic violence number God knows how many fucking times. He can't keep his hands to himself. He's on quadruple probation.

This is insanity. And three days before this. Quadruple doses of anything that he puts in his body, I'm sure. Yeah. Well, in three days before this, he was charged with felony assault and fucking battery.

I think we need, he needs a timeout. If anybody needs a long timeout, it's fucking Jason Mayhem Miller. He needs to chill. Cause this is crazy. You can't go around beating up women and smashing fucking tables and ripping off garage doors and beating up guys and

beating up you can't do this this is crazy he'll fight anybody he needs to be like cuffed at all times like in public you need to like you have to be handcuffed behind your back too we're not even none of this front we're in his pockets they're in your hands in your pockets mister so yeah that's mayhem miller he's out there or in jail or something so that's that's an update on him though because he's had a lot of la is not safe as long as he's there nowhere is safe with him he could be anywhere at any time he could just pop up with that crazy look in his eyes and a samurai sword but la is like new york and that there's crazy people on the street and and he people don't just you know walk by crazy in la they they engage it and he's gonna fucking kill somebody he is dangerous he is really because he he's still a big guy who knows how to

fight really well he's super fucking dangerous and he's clearly not mentally stable. No. And he's fairly young. Oh, yeah. He's a young guy, not mentally stable. He's got to have, I'm just not my medical opinion, but there's got to be some form of CTE involved here, I would assume. Likely, yeah. There's got to be something going on with his brain because he's not right in the fucking head, obviously. No, not at all. It's beyond like, oh, he makes bad choices it's this is

it's almost like a compulsion to to get arrested like he's lonely medicated and he needs a very strict schedule of places he needs to be like therapy job therapy job every other day therapy he needs structure is what he needs he shouldn't be anywhere at three in the morning that's the thing he should be long sleeping at three in the morning resting up for his job the next day that's right he's so tired from the day before is that he needs to sleep yeah day before he's like making big rocks into little rocks or something something can we anybody have anything that can keep jason miller busy if you have any like a large property with rocks and we could just have machinery, something that makes him have to sleep the night before to work it. He'll get paid and everything and he will let him graze and stuff.

But I feel like just for society, this would be like a public service to give him a job like in the mountains somewhere like where he can't hurt anybody because no one's around to hurt him. You know, somewhere away with heavy machinery so that he can if he's gonna hurt anybody it's just himself and if he has to we'll make him feel real important call him like the regional supervisor of the whatever the fuck like it's all good i don't give a shit what we do we just need to get him away from people an unbelievable title that pays menially let's move on to our next subject who's been in the news and had some issues. Adrian Broner. Oh yeah. Remember him?

Oh man. The boxer. He is quite the fucking, he was always a goddamn lunatic anyway. But, um, now Adrian Broner, it's a kind of a quick one here.

This is October, 2021. This happened. So very recently he is arrested in Kentucky on outs, on an outstanding warrant from Chicago. So he gets arrested at like near Cincinnati, that area of Kentucky, as a fugitive from another state. And this is after he pled guilty to misdemeanor charges of assault and unlawful restraint in 2019 after we covered him. And then an issue, a warrant was issued for his arrest after violating

his probation so he pled guilty to 2019 to the misdemeanor charges like we said and here he is here um now wasn't he also in the news for remember that girl that catch me outside girl who was like 14 when that happened on maury do you remember yeah yeah yeah he she goes by bad barbie now on yeah yeah on what he got in her dms asking her out and she's like yo i'm 14 i'm 17 he's like oh my bad girl oh my bad yeah he didn't know no i had no idea he just saw millions of followers and was like bad barbie i want to fuck her hey look at that all right yeah she's a woman why not he's a lunatic a girl at that point so maybe not adrian so the thing he's pleading guilty for is this is the report quote he's accused in the lawsuit

and criminal case of pinning a woman he didn't know on a couch in june of 2018 and kissing her against her will as she struggled to free herself. Oh, my God. Bad Barbie. You dodged a bullet, girl. Yeah. This guy, he's fucking terrifying. Terrifying.

Terrifying. Terror and terror fighting. The lawsuit said that one of his friends had to pull him off the woman after people started taking pictures of the assault. They were like hey adrian maybe stop you know and finally yanked yeah so his own people had to restrain him like this wasn't filming this rape sir yeah you're gonna get in trouble so he's sentenced to probation for that and then he's got another hearing yeah this year uh or he had another hearing last year they didn't appear on so that's where the arrest warrant came from when he was supposed to be there.

He's additionally ordered to enter a, quote, intensive outpatient treatment program, which he, of course, never did, obviously. So a second warrant for his arrest was issued in August for that. So, yeah, he's dealing with that right now. That's his issues. Taylor Swift is soaring high, her every move captured in the news cycle and devoured by her devoted fans. She's broken billboard records and made Grammys history, not to mention becoming a billionaire in the process. But along the way, Taylor has had to wage war, first by taking on

a very powerful, very famous manager, Scooter Braun, and then by going up against the biggest live events company, Ticketmaster. Hi, I'm David Brown, the host of Wondery's show, Business Wars. We go deep into some of the biggest corporate rivalries of all time. And in our latest season, Taylor Swift will shake up not only the music business but hollywood and the nfl follow business wars wherever you get your podcasts you can listen ad free on the amazon music or app um now we'll get to some of the really deeper ones here um this one's actually not that much either but it's a crazy one but not that uh big uh c East. Remember him? Tyler's brother.

Tyler Beast East, who we covered in the last at least two years. He was shot and killed. He beat the shit out of a woman. Yeah, dragged her out in the front yard and continued to beat her until a neighbor came over and shot him to death. Trailer parks is not a place to beat a woman outside. Not in public, yeah. Whatever goes on in the trailer, that's your parks is not a place to beat a woman outside. Not in public. Yeah. No, whatever goes on in the trailer.

That's your business, right? That's how trailer parks work. But out in the main courtyard in the park. Hey, my kids are playing out here. What the fuck? I made my kids go outside so I can smoke meth. And now they're playing out here. So what are you doing? I was trying to keep the debaucherous behavior away from them you're

just putting it right in their face right in their ass look at this so cody east uh march 16th 2022 which is as recent as it fucking gets here a week ago yesterday um he is arrested following a domestic violence incident in albuquerque. Keeping the family. He just got out of jail on Tuesday, which is crazy. He's facing charges of child abuse, battery, and false imprisonment of a

household member. That's his charges. What? According to the police here, he had an altercation with his wife and is accused of refusing to let her and the kids out of the car. I don't know from the outside or inside. The woman told deputies he made threatening comments and pushed her when she tried to stop him. Yeah, you can't do that.

Then wouldn't let them out of the car after that once they got in the car. Terrorizing people. That's fucking nuts. Yeah. So he has he's due for shit on that he also when they arrested him looked him up at the old computer he had five outstanding warrants for traffic related violations as well yeah those tend to file up when you're in prison yeah and then you beat the shit out of your, or you hold your wife and kids hostage, and then next thing you know, they tend to find those other warrants,

and here you go. Here you are. So, yeah, he's going to be in jail for a little bit here while he figures that out. Idiot. Now let's get into Joey Barton. Okay. Joey Barton, as you might remember,

is a soccer player and had just a crazy fucking past. He's one of our craziest fucking episodes, Joey Barton, as you might remember, is a soccer player and had just a crazy fucking past. He's one of our craziest fucking episodes, Joey Barton. Did he get involved with Young Girls? No, it wasn't Young Girls. That was Adam Johnson or whatever. Yeah, you're right. It was drugs. It was all sorts of shit.

He's always getting in fights and doing crazy shit. I think he got a fight with a cab driver at one point. He's that kind of guy. Like, he'll fight a cab driver at two in the morning while he's drunk. The guy who's driving him. So, in 2019,

he had an issue where he had to go to trial for an assault on another team's manager. Right. Because he got a job as a... As a manager. As a manager.

Yeah. Yeah. So, he was a manager of uh bristol rovers there he i guess the barnsley manager daniel stendhal uh he beat him up apparently is what they're saying the prosecutor's name and this is amazing this is it's so english So English and hilarious at the same time. Prosecutor Ian Goldsack. So much nutsack talk in this fucking episode. The other guy had a little more gold in there. Maybe it wouldn't have been torn so easy. Goldsack.

The kids he makes are amazing. Come gather around the goldsack. Who wants some so he uh the prosecutor said there was tension between the two teams including i guess there was a handshake between barton and stendhal that the other manager took as a quote to be an intimidating gesture toward him so uh they continued and then they had another match seven months later and uh while he was in court this is funny he's in fucking court here uh barton i guess confronted stendhal during the match and after the final whistle uh barton was quote still very worked

up and used some foul language toward him which stendhal did not fully understand but realized he was being insulted so uh apparently uh also gold sack i just have to say when gold's so good i have to tell the story through gold sack because then i get to say then gold sack said this so gold sack added that barton ran past a number of people after the match and entered the tunnel behind stendhal and like went after him on purpose he said uh then gold sack said that mr stendhal felt a push from behind and fell forward hitting his face against that tunnel structure oh shit he was knocked to the ground and when he looked up he saw the defendant passing him he believed him to be responsible for what happened then the prosecutor gold sack

he said quote mr barton did not stop did not make any apology and did nothing to acknowledge what had taken place okay not only did he injure him just rude just plain he's like that is not very english of him it was very rude didn't even stop to at least say apologize. Pardon, sir. Not even a pardon. I got not a pardon. Nothing. I get it. I didn't expect him to be warm and hover over me.

And I blasted him and kept going. Nursed me back to health. But he could have just went, all right. And just kept on going. That would have been fine. I'd have taken that. No, nothing. Not even an in it.

In it. Boom. Crash. Ah. In it. Boom, crash, ah, in it. And he just keeps walking by. Painful, in it. In it. No, just in it. That's it.

All right, in it. Yeah. Walks away. All right, in it. He just walks away. That would be amazing. I want to see a movie where that happens. Blast it into the fucking subway tile wall.

I want that to be an episode of The Inbetweeners that I didn't see. So they have footage which showed a bloodied stendhal the other manager being helped back to the changing room uh all fucking bloodied up and shit like that so the they showed the jury's photographs of his injuries and said the most serious injuries were to his mouth including a upper right incisor tooth being moved out of the bone. Ouch. He's blasting them hard. Yeah, with some associated nerve damage as well. After more than an hour of translation difficulties, because this guy is German, so there's things

going on with the Crown Court and German shit, they said it's just not right to struggle on. And they said a new trial date would be fixed after it could be worked out how to bring Mr. Stendhal to the UK to give his evidence because they were just showing footage and all the other witnesses. But the judge pointed out

that the trial had already been postponed for a year because of COVID and it was the oldest case on Sheffield Crown's books. So we got to get rid of this case. He said the council in the trial would look at the legal situation to see if an exception to current travel bans could be made in the service of justice. The service of justice. Cross international borders to find out if he busted your tooth or not. Fuck, man.

So they're waiting on that still. But in the meantime while waiting for the results of that joey stays he stays busy staying busy yeah he's staying busy he got this is what i mean in between assaulting people on the outside you got to bring the violence into the home as well oh fucking asshole so july of 2021 is when this comes out. He got arrested on June 2nd for, Jesus Christ, for some pretty nasty domestic violence shit here. His wife, Georgia, was injured in the assault here in southwest London. It was two days before their second wedding anniversary. Lovely.

Very romantic. Yeah. He left his wife with a head injury they say um a spokesman for the where do you want to go to dinner yeah i said i don't care where do you want to go and say it's god damn it to a place i'll fucking hit you what are you doing why are these people why are all these guys it's all domestic shit with these guys why they keep beating their fucking stop beating your stop beating your goddamn wives up what's wrong with you people is it the the just raw gladiator desire to be in some sort of confrontation well at least the mma guys were talking brain damage

so maybe we can put part of that and but i don't know if barton has brain damage or not what the fuck is he doing soccer it's a soccer play I know they have headers and they bump into each other, but it's not the same level as being constantly punched, I don't think, is it? Can it be the same? It can't. It can't be. Or football.

Football, the old thing was, Vince Lombardi taught everybody, you block with your forehead, not with your arms. I don't need any arm blockers, he said, or shoulder blockers. None of that shoulder blocking shit you block with your forehead so you're the thing was on every play to stick your forehead bash it into the guy as hard as possible and use it to drive through the guy that's what you were supposed to do and then we'll name the championship trophy after it yeah

well they didn't he didn't fucking know but that's what he did he was like i don't i know where i'm going i did that every goddamn day because he was a lineman too right he was calling genius plays today shit so it's crazy so they say joseph barton of of uh witness cheshire is due to appear on bail on monday july 26th charged with assault by beating yeah which sounds very british um so yeah it's a happened at the place that he's arrested uh the couple two years ago they have uh two children cassius and pieta and uh in spite of the charge the next a few couple weeks later georgia uploads a picture to social media his wife and says happy father's day the kids absolutely adore you thank you for everything you do to them to them for them i don't like to them as a fucking i don't either that sounds bad

but for them would be better it is obvious that she does not like him to say she mentioned nothing about herself or anything but still not a word posting there so here is what happened allegedly uh here barton is charged with grabbing his wife by the throat oh boy they were they were drunk and had drank quote four or five bottles of wine each that's a lot of wine each jimmy holy shit remember we had three at dinner and i was blasted we went out to dinner the four of us with emily and sarah and we had a dinner together because we rarely get to all beat in the same place at the same time we live in three different parts of the country so we had a nice dinner and we had three bottles of wine we really were like ah fuck it we'll have

another bottle of wine we had three bottles of wine and we were all shit hammered there was four of us and you drink somewhat like i don't have i don't drink really so for me i'm pretty good at it and i was hammered we were fucking tanks so four or five bottles each is like beyond my god that's too much man that's a lot of six pack of wine at the grocery store and it will last me a week week and a half, man. That's a lot of wine. I buy a six-pack of wine at the grocery store, and it will last me a week, week and a half, depending on if I eat a lot of pasta that week. If I drank all of that, James, you'd never see me again. I'm sure I would die from that. And that's still a lot of wine.

If you're putting a six-pack of wine away a week, that's still a good amount of wine. Four or five. In a night, they went through eight to ten bottles of wine imagine oh my god you have from that the headache you wake up the diarrhea forget the headache the the black shit i was gonna say you'd be like you would have tar fall out of your ass my body has just opened up and all that it's bleeding it's not good so apparently after they drank four to five bottles each he grabbed her by the throat and kicked her in the head i can't believe he can he can stand no but i mean he he's a kick he kicks balls for like good why you kick

that's what i'm saying like that's what you've chosen the thing that you're best at to fucking attack your wife's head right so apparently there was yeah there's an argument and um the uh the wife's lawyer uh i'm sorry his lawyer said that she this is the problem later on she changes her story after the incident she changes her story and says that she was injured accidentally when they were having an argument and her friends intervened and she fell down. That's her new story. She said, we had four or five bottles of each, so they came over and I fell down because I was so drunk. Meanwhile, she had a golf ball-sized bruise on her forehead and a bloody nose. Which, yeah, you got kicked there that's some pretty good evidence and she was the one who called the cops and said it happened too

that's the other thing so they have that all those statements and then uh they said they're not going to be able to call her as a witness because now she's saying it hasn't happened apparently they got what was the fight over families their. Their family, this one. No, your mom. Well, your brother's a fucking loser. He hasn't had a job in three years, and we fucking gave him money to pay his rent last year, and he's still not doing shit. Well, your fucking father's an alcoholic. The normal shit that you shouldn't escalate into physical violence, especially two years into a marriage.

This isn't the first time they've discussed their families. You shouldn't escalate into physical violence, especially two years into a marriage. This isn't the first time they've discussed their families. This is just, we've drank 10 bottles of wine between us. Now your mother's a cunt is fine words. Well, no matter what they were arguing about, if they were arguing about getting new furniture and one wanted a sectional and one wanted a regular and a love seat, it would come out your mother's a cunt and then halfway through that anyway after five bottles of wine. You know what I'm saying? It would somehow morph into, well, your mother's

a cunt. How's that? Huh? Yeah! That's what I think of people who like sectionals because they're fucking ugly. That's what I mean. Like your mother. Like your mother's no flexibility with them. You've got to put them in one place.

Where do you put the TV? Where do you put the TV? Huh? Huh? Where do you put it? What a ridiculous fucking argument. Put it up your mother's ass. Right in your mother's butthole.

Yeah. Go outside. Wander's off. But no, that would be. That's how it should end. I how it should end that's what I mean that's how the fight should end not oh I think I'll grab you choke you and kick you in the head in front of our friends mind you

that's the other thing that's how little control he has this happened in front of their friends which is not something you want to do in front of the company for multiple reasons, obviously. It's fucking insane. And if he's willing to let them witness that extreme, like what has happened before this.

Thank you. What goes on behind closed doors when there's four bottles of wine each in front of you? So she writes a letter to the court. She sends a letter to the Crown Prosecution Service, followed up with two emails as well. She's really. Just want to make sure you got the letter. Yes. She has given an account some eight months later after the incident.

And in the Crown submission, it's plainly an attempt to exculpate her husband. So they're like, we don't believe you. Other people had seen it. They said what she is suggesting is that the injury was caused accidentally when friends intervened. And they said it's just not believable. The court heard. Now, Barton, his lawyer said the issue in this case is that Mr. Barton denies assaulting his wife at all. Right.

So he said it didn't even happen at all. I don't even remember her falling down accidentally. I think she made the whole thing up, called the cops, and all of our friends are making it up, too. She was allergic to the wine and grew a golf ball in her face. You know how that goes. That happens a lot, though. That's very common. It's a very common thing here.

So, Joey Barton is awaiting stuff here. He's awaiting court dates and issues because this has been taken out of the wife's hands as far as pressing charges good and is into the you know the state's hand so that's for the best yeah um because god knows what he told her if he if you testify against me you know so now let's go on the couple we have left are who men? They're fucking crazy. Let's do it. This one here. One of our all time favorites.

And really like for social media, the most posted about the most interacted with because she's one of the biggest fuck ups we've ever had on this show and continues to persist. She's the mayhemer of women is really what she is it's fascinating tammy sunny sitch uh sunny obviously the staggering how little she learned she what yes well she had it's so funny because she goes through these phases where she's like i just went to rehab i'm fucking clean i'm so so mad i was such a loser a little bit ago but now i'm fine i'm good now i'll be fine get on my only fans get on my only fans it's sort of gross but that's fine just you know you wanted to see jerk off to me when you were 14 so now you can

do it sorry you didn't know that all it took was a couple of oxys back then yeah apparently if you judge by the episode and what she and everyone who's ever known her said about her so and fine you want to spread it around spread it around but we're just saying she's a fucking disaster she really is she actually did a i believe it was after our show where she did a piece with uh sean oliver of kayfabe commentaries it might have been beforehand but it was one of her periods of sobriety yeah and sean talked about in his book about how like he was trying to get a hold of her to they were going to do this interview and then he called one day to be like okay yeah what date are we doing it and instead her boyfriend answered the phone and was like yeah she's in rehab like

she just went to rehab like five minutes ago so she's she's got a commission for at least 28 days or whatever so shocking yeah it was one of those things so then she came out and she was done and she was you know cleaned up and said she was clean and did the whole interview and she was sharp and she was clearly not like fucked up in the interview or anything like that she was with it at times because she's really smart, too. That's the other problem. But she just has a she's got a way about her. I don't know what it is, but the police just can't live without her. She loves booze. She's got a way about her.

loves booze. She's got a way about her. Oh. I like the way you booze. And she does. She doesn't even need a reason.

It all works. Billy Joel was fucking pressing in his shit. So we'll go back to 2019. Okay. This is when her problems kind of are after we were there. So she is arrested in Seaside Heights, New Jersey on February 23rd, 2019. This is post Tammy's good now and all this shit.

Right. So she is arrested here and she's put in jail. And she's going to be in jail for a while because she's had a lot of DUIs. She served eight months in jail in 2018 for three different DUI arrests. Right. When we covered her, she was still in jail for that. Yes. Yes.

So that's what I mean. We're crossing over she got out for those duis and in february of 2019 she got another one another one here um she was also summons for summoned for having a quote uh open alcohol container in a motor vehicle consumption of alcohol in a motor vehicle and reckless driving so not only was she drunk she didn't just get pulled over because she was going five she was fucking driving recklessly while drinking they pulled her over because she was drinking they didn't like stop her on a taillight they're like that bitch has got to be drunk i'm smelling alcohol step out of the car ma'am

she was like a pillaging cowboy she was like driving weaving and out of lanes going like fucking tequila in her throat hanging out of the sunroof and then popping back in it was obvious it's pretty obvious so uh the ocean county sheriff's office officer also wrote her a summons for quote failure to stop at a stop sign driving the wrong way on a one-way street oh my god careless driving and of course driving with a suspended license she's got no fucking license she shouldn't be driving anyway she just got out of jail for multiple duis think she has a driver's license right now in her defense on the stop sign charge you can't really see stop signs when you're going the wrong way.

That's the thing. That's a really good point. She's like, I just saw silver you're on. This is silver octagon. I couldn't. I saw silver. I saw a couple of bolts and I was like, OK, I know what that means. It means carry on.

Proceed. Keep on driving. It means take another sip. In the eyes of the law, you've got to stop at that intersection. And had she been going the right way, she'd have known that. She'd have probably saw it. I would call that reckless and careless. Yeah.

And driving the wrong way on a one-way street, which is wonderful. That's just fantastic. While you're shit-faced drinking. While they're pulling her over because like you know when you get pulled over and you gotta like you start like thinking about okay what do i have is like do i have anything illegal do i have this am i am i how good of a position am i in here you know you start thinking all these different things how do i not leverage here well not only that just how can i not how let's make sure i'm not gonna end up in jail at the end of this, I feel like, is my whole thing. That's where I'm looking at.

Let's make sure this happens where I don't end up in a bad spot in any way, shape, or form. So for her, when she sees those lights go on, she's got to look down at a bottle of booze, look up at the clearly wrong way she's driving, like the cars parked the opposite direction of her on both sides of the street and all the red reflectors in the road yeah oh fuck i can well i can if i put the oh shit well no because i'm i just took a sip damn it i'm really do i have gum is that fuck it i'm just going to jail like at some point you just gotta go whatever just get out with your wrists together yeah take me away i'm fucked so um she also had outstanding traffic warrants from the hall uh holmdel police and the knowlton police departments as well so she was released to the custody of the holmdel police department then released again to the custody of the other police department she did a tour of new jersey police departments which i think is fucking hilarious they're like what one more you're you're popular today come on it's a bad group of police

departments to go visit oh my god what a fucking disaster so she has to go back to prison obviously and she's on fucking parole for DUIs, and she gets another. That's an especially bad one, too. Like you said, if she was driving fine and had a taillight out and happened to be, oh, you blew a.09, you're over the limit. That's not good. This is just, woo, wrong fucking way, one-way street, bottle of booze. Like, you can't get any worse nothing says i don't give a fuck like driving recklessly down the wrong way of a one-way

street while drinking booze from the bottle nothing says i don't give a fuck that is really putting all your eggs in one basket that there will not be a single cop down this road nope none i can i can get away with this fuck them they're never out at this time i'm gonna double down so hard on i'll bet you there's no cops i'm gonna go the wrong way i'll go the wrong i don't even need to fucking go this way fuck this whole shit so she is paroled obviously here um uh she's paroled, obviously, here. She's paroled after her lawyers petitioned her release at a hearing the week before she's paroled for her to go to work and all this type of shit. She needs to make money, blah, blah, blah. So she's out. This was, yeah, she ends up in jail.

That's 2019. She goes back to jail. She's paroled again in February. February 25th of 2020, she gets out. That's when she's paroled, but then she was originally supposed to get out March 25th, but because of COVID, they let everybody out that was scheduled in the next month. They're like, let them out now. So clear her out.

If anyone's going to have a disease, it's going to be her. Clear her out. She's a petri dish, everybody. Get her out of here. COVID doesn't stand a chance with this woman. It's going to be magnetically attracted to her. She's a petri dish everybody get her out of here kobe doesn't stand a chance with this woman it's gonna be magnetically attracted to her she's gonna get us all sick so july 2020 yeah fucking the very few months go by can't even get out how silly this is she is arrested again in car incarcerated in the Monmouth County Correctional Institution there.

Arrested early in the morning. Has no bond also. The charges are listed as, there we go. Let's have a list of charges. Eluding a police officer. Yeah. Contempt to violate a domestic violence restraining order. Oh, God.

Contempt to violate a domestic violence restraining order. Oh, God. Operating a motor vehicle during a second license suspension and violating a domestic violence restraining order. Again, so two counts of that. She has to go to court for that. She's on fucking parole. Obviously, that's going to get her a parole violation as well. She said, and this is what she said when she got paroled quote she said that she was looking

forward to starting the next chapter in her life and she wanted to spend more time with her mother who was in a nursing home so you know she said quote the incident which led to this last incarceration stemmed from some major misunderstandings really i thought i could be around him i thought i could drive i thought i swear to god i misunderstood which way directions on streets are and i really thought this was a north when it was a south however i accept i'm sorry no go ahead go ahead it is fascinating that she did all of that with that temper sober. Yeah. Very impressive. Very impressive. She said, however, I accept responsibility and have used this time to make a better me and put my past mistakes behind me.

I've now served my sentence for the Pennsylvania and New Jersey issues and will focus on the future. God gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors and i will bounce back better than ever before i am the taminator i'll be back did she say that i that's how she signed it off i am the taminator i'll be back so not bad um she's where she'll come back all right don't worry that's what she unless i hope she said that as she was walking out of jail. Cause they were like, Oh, we know.

Did she say that at the, the steps of the courthouse? Jesus fucking Christ. So she's, it's, she's good now. Everybody. She's going to spend more time with her mom.

She's in a nursing home or poor mother. This poor lady. I mean, obviously this is no time to drink and do drugs and violate restraining orders and all this sort of thing she says she is must be one of god's strongest warriors because she's been given such a hard hard path here she's the terminator she's the terminator it's a hell of a warrior i'll be back so january the 14th 2022 comes around and um nice to see people getting out back there in the world again you know things are happening yeah um she she was staying at home actually um she everybody

else is going out she's like you know what let's get cozy inside where she is charged with threatening to kill her her boyfriend uh with a pair of scissors oh my god that's serious oh yeah yeah uh they allege it's a domestic dispute um she raised a pair of scissors in the air above him and threatened to kill him with them oh my god um this was after all sorts of altercation going on fighting with each other and all that sort of thing um police when when they showed up, said they believed her to be under the influence of drugs and or alcohol at the time of the incident. Obviously, they said, quote, she appeared to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol when she raised the scissors above the head there.

They said he wasn't injured. Luckily, she is booked and on charges of making terroristic threats and weapons possession. Wow. Because scissors, if you threaten to kill someone with them, now they're a weapon. That's how it works. That's how you turn non-weapons into weapons. You threaten to kill someone with them and they're capable of doing it. So, fair.

That'll do it. And terroristic threats isn't good at all. A judge released her from jail with conditions that include weekly check-ins with the court and uh a prohibition on having any weapons yeah she's basically like the tsa now like you can't she can't get a nail clipper on her she'll be in fucking trouble it's and she can't have more than a couple ounces of three three ounces of liquid and it has to be alcohol free but three ounces just in case otherwise you can dilute some alcohol in there and you wouldn't even notice. So, yeah, she faces all these charges. That's January 14th, 2022.

So she's released. So you think, oh, my God, somehow they didn't keep me in jail after multiple other domestic charges that I've had and all these DUIs. I better fly right, right? right right uh instead of doing that uh february 24th 2022 she's charged with multiple uh traffic violations including another fucking dui another tam tamiel calm the fuck down tamothy you have got to relax did is that is is that 10 i think it's like eight it's gotta be it's gotta be eight that's gotta be upwards it's close to double digits this is so bad she's in so much trouble also just driving with a suspended revoked license she did almost a year in prison for dui and now she has two more duis after that that she's got to answer for. Oh, Jesus. Here are

all of her charges. I have a nice list of them here. Operating under the influence of liquor or drugs. Driving after driver's license slash registration suspended or revoked. Careless driving, likely to endanger person or property. Reckless driving. Failure to wear seat equipment,

which is a seatbelt. Driving without a license. Failure to possess seat belt driving without a license failure to possess a driver's license failure to possess driver's registration failure to possess driver's insurance card failure to install interlock drive car at order slash drive a car without an interlock she's supposed to have a fucking yeah interlock on her fucking car obviously she didn't just doesn't install and drives anyway oh my god for her to restore her shit she has to get an has to work on her license stuff get that restored then she has to pay for the interlock thing and the fee and all that shit on her car and have it

inspected all the time she's done none of that she just has a car and gets in it and drives it says fuck you i don't care what happens first james uh she gets all of this handled or she dies? Oh, my God. I would say that she, because she seems like a tough one, so I would say that she's going to last it out, but she's a wrestler. So the fact that she was ever involved in the wrestling business means somewhere there's a sad hotel room, I feel like, that's got the stamp of Tammy's demise on it. And eventually that's where it's going to happen. I don't know.'s just i hope not obviously her mouth is going to be on the floor of a lakinta a lakinta jimmy i think a lakinta is giving it a lot of credit i think it's more like when that dude ran away on love off the grid and he stayed at that motel in kingman i think it's going to be like one of those like an off-brand motel out front there's no name of it it's an off-brand fucking joint like that i feel like that's what it's going to be like one of those like an off brand motel out front. There's no name of it.

It's an off brand fucking joint like that. I feel like that's what it's going to be. And if you haven't watched Love Off the Grid, we can't recommend that enough to you at all. Play the who's crazier in this fucking relationship game with everybody. Because the answer is the lady in yuck is the craziest of everybody by far yeah of everybody she's like i don't understand why he's not comfortable living here yeah it's 115 degrees and there's no air conditioning and there's rattlesnakes and scorpions and brown recluse spiders and no one else lives out here because it's fucking insane but he should want to live here because i'm here and you could fuck me that's her stance and and i'm demanding he'll he pay in slave labor and cock

yes you will pay in ranch work and cock distribution cock dispersal if you treated a woman like that you would be arrested she got mad at him quickly off the subject here this woman he did like he did like forced labor all day in the sun right on outside and then afterwards they were like making out and all this shit and uh apparently she started to hear the generator die you know because they have no electricity otherwise so she gets up she gets up to go put some more gas in and she said i'm gone two minutes just put more gas in it. She said, I'm gone. Two minutes. Just put more gas in there. I get back and you're passed out cold. You're passed out cold. You just worked a city boy to sleep for Christ's

sake. He's from L.A. He has painted fingers and toenails. He's not a guy. Because Jimmy does that too sometimes. Nothing against that. He's not a rock star. But he's not a ranch hand. That's what we're getting at. Jimmy, if we put you to work on a ranch, you would drop dead before lunch in that kind of heat.

I could probably, in the heat, fuck that. It was 150 now. Yeah, 9 a.m. it's over for me. If it's January, sure. I could throw some bales of hay, I'm sure of it. But fuck this guy. You're throwing up by noon. And you leave me alone for five minutes with me and my thoughts and how sleepy i am it's over

it's over it's quiet in there the hum of the air conditioner the hum of the generators going on so when he wakes up she's laying there topless with a sheet over her fucking arms crossed basically going i can't believe you didn't fuck me last night that's ridiculous get me all fucking hot and excited and everything you You just fall asleep on me. Rather than just like trying to fuck him then. Yeah. She decides to yell at him for not fucking her the night before. And he goes, oh, I'm really sorry.

Like, it was a long day and I just passed out. He goes, you know, I don't even remember falling asleep. I just fell asleep. He's like, I thought you'd be happy that I was was comfortable enough to fall asleep because it's been kind of uncomfortable. And she's like, yeah, I guess so. But I mean, you could just still fuck me. She was so. And he goes, he's like, are we really going to argue about this right now?

Are you really mad? Like, is this for real? Like, I'll bang this. I'll knock the bottom out your ass right this minute. What the fuck are we doing? What are we talking about? And then with help with health sex and then he's like all right well fucking man i'll just get up and he got up

and then she just like rolled over like all pissed off and i was like this lady is like a 14 year old boy she's an asshole yeah and if a man did that to a woman on tv they'd be like why is she there why is she there yeah this is rightfully so that's the thing she's an abusive asshole she's a fucking maniac everybody seemed to be like forced in that that guy pooping in his fucking hole oh nothing is sadder than him he's like you just dig a hole wherever you want put the thing over it and then they show him just sitting there from the back just pooping looking out at the mountains like this doesn't get any better than this doesn't it guess not that's the pinnacle sir in it in it all right yeah in it oh shit what a show that is a

fucking crazy show and then you got the uh the uh who seem to be the sanest of all of them. Charlie has a real shower. He's got a real flushing toilet. It's not a hole outside. It's next to the bed and sink. It's in the kitchen, but it's still working. And you got to climb the mountain if it doesn't. Yeah, you got to go dig some mud out.

But they seem to be the sanest of them for some reason. And then, of course, you have the sex cult, the future sex cult down in northern Alabama, where this guy bought, what do you say, like 15 acres of we do the real estate report. I look at what land is in the middle of nowhere. That land is worth two grand an acre. Like that shit is where it's middle of nowhere. Nobody it alabama northern alabama fucking woodland nobody sold a 96 accord and bought this place and he's acting like he this is my castle i built my like i bought an island so i could have all the room to myself and the government can't get me here and he's doing all this shit sovereign town that's what it that's what all this shit. Sovereign town. That's what it is. It's the United States of Joe.

That's what he acts like it is. And he's got a woman that's decided to come there that sleeps in a tent with him for weeks while they build a tiny house. It's fucking insane. And the whole time they're looking for a third. That's the whole thing. They're looking to be polyamorous. And they're looking for a third to come live there on the homestead. But his girlfriend needs to be the there on the homestead.

But his girlfriend needs to be the queen of this homestead. So this girl needs to understand that she's only there to be a submissive and all this shit they're talking about. And I'm like, oh, my God. Why is sex with people that look like that determined to be a prize? He is a nightmare. He's hideous and he has these women swarming over him and even his buddy's like he's just one of these cool kind of guys walks into a room walks out with all the chicks and you're like him i don't believe you where is this happening like what the fuck are you talking about he's a scumbag and we we're gonna end up doing a small town murder about

some sort of weird cult thing that happens there. The women are going to kill each other. He's going to kill like three of them because that's his new thing that he needs to do for some sexual ritual. I don't know. It's going to be weird. And the shirtless guy that sells him his tools is going to be an accomplice to this shit. Oh, absolutely. The shirtless guy who is just hanging out with a film crew from a television show and his buddy just emptying some stuff from the shed to a truck,

and he's got his gun tucked into his waistband. I don't think you're going to need it right this minute. Maybe just leave it over there while you do some stuff. I don't think the film crew is going to try to take a move on you. Seems like that thing may be a hindrance to loading these two-by-fours. That's what it looked like. It wasn't in a holster. It was just stuck in his waist that's what it looked like it was in a and it wasn't in a holster it was just stuck in his in his waistband so it looked like eddie murphy style like yeah it

looked like axle foley what are you doing bro is a very tall blonde gonna come through here and try to rob diamonds i think it is i think brigitte nielsen's gonna fucking gonna come through put the fucking nine away sir it was so weird and then he's the he's like so you're getting married huh because our joe guy is gonna marry this the one who's the queen gonna marry her and he's like i don't know about getting the government involved he said it like it was the most aberrant thought in the world and then it comes out he's like i mean both my divorces cost me everything they go there you go it is that's what that's exactly what we were talking about in the bonus episode that's

where all this comes from yeah there's nothing my ex-wife's a bitch so fuck this country that's what it is so i need to be armed at my shed around the film crew my ex-wife took my car from me and my dog that i liked very much she took half of a lifted ford ranger i said i'll take half i ain't doing no bullshit like oh keep the baby whole so no i'm not none of that bullshit you cut that motherfucker in half of half is mine you know what i'm saying i'll sell it for nothing just so she doesn't get shit out of it yeah bible could suck my dick with that bullshit i ain't listening to it i'll sell this ford ranger for 12 ducats give her six call it even oh man so tammy um on her after her most recent arrest on her facebook page she said quote i am okay i am laying low for a bit but i'm okay don't believe the media please don't what are you talking about

were you in a car behind the wheel yes or no if the answer is yes i don't fucking care what the details are you can't be driving do we have to break your fucking hands like a vegas casino in the 60s so you can't cheat anymore do we have to hammer your fucking hands like a vegas casino in the 60s so you can't cheat anymore do we have to hammer your fucking hands so you can't you're bandaged up and you can't drive i feel like that's what we need to do at this point she's gonna hurt somebody that's yeah i don't know how she hasn't she drives around shit face i'm stunned she hasn't wrong way jesus there she goes there she goes again there she goes. There she goes again. There she goes again.

There she goes. Driving through that house. She's in the living room. She just hit two kids. She just hit someone's grandpa. Okay. she just hit someone's grandpa okay so she certainly has a way about her and there she goes she's going to for sure there's there's no other way that ends she hasn't learned her lesson and she's not going to because every time it's the same the same uh problem and

the same thing and prison doesn't help yeah nothing doesn't no this is she has a deep-seated problem that she needs to fix and it's the it's the need for booze and until she fixes that shit it's everything else is pointless because it's always going to come back to she's going to get drunk and then she's going to make bad decisions that's how it works with her so let's move going to come back to she's going to get drunk and then she's going to make bad decisions. That's how it works with her. So let's move on to, I mean, this guy was one of our top episodes for as far as people's love of episodes. And he has not let us down at all. I didn't realize how premature we were in this episode. He had to meth up his ass twice, James.

It doesn't feel premature. Did you say twice, Jimmy? Was it twice? Was that twice in our episode? his ass twice james it doesn't feel premature did you say twice jimmy was it twice was that twice in our episode i think so okay well he's he's he's consistent if nothing else let's get into ben cousins everybody he's consistent that he's like an eight-year-old we caught it there we know you're in there we know that's yeah he's hiding in his own closet yeah i found you there four times stop i saw your shoes sticking out from under the door it's a high door what are you doing i heard the door shut oh so we did the ben cousins episode on november 6th 2017 wow that's when we did that again so long ago i can't that was a good month

we had in a month we had mayhem miller and him that's wild that's incredible so well we had leon spinks and another crazy one in the last month too so i guess we're we're we're doing it still the whole time so now he he gets released from jail yeah and he moves in with a girlfriend of his who is a prominent brothel owner. Okay, that's where we left him, Marianne Kenworthy. That's how that happened. So she owns the Lang Trees Brothel in Perth. So there we go. It's legal there.

Been in business for 35 years. Yeah, she's a madam. She called Cousins a friend to the media, but she says that fame and stardom has prevented him from growing up. That's her thing. So he's released from prison January of 2018. That's where we were going to. And he serves 10 months of a one-year sentence after breaching a restraining order taken out by a different woman.

So there's that. He gets a job immediately. Right. And this is a requirement of his parole conditions. And it's not even a bad job. He gets a job, takes up a community support role with the West Coast Eagles, which was the team he was around. So that's easy. You literally, hi, I'm Ben Cousins,

and you sign some autographs and you tell the kids not to do drugs. Right. And you talk about that one game that they all want to talk about. That's it. It's the easiest fucking job in the world. Be yourself. Also, don't hide meth in your ass. When you do it a lot, they'll find it there.

They will find the meth in your ass when you do it a lot they'll find it there they will find the meth in your ass so uh he does that now that is in february he gets a job by may reports emerged that he hadn't been around the club for a month he just stopped showing up at work completely he just was like nope not going uh going. He Jimmy Wisman'd his job there. We haven't seen him in like a month. I don't even know if he's alive still. Did he die of COVID? That's what I heard.

Say again? So the club confirmed to the media that he told them in April that he, quote, no longer wanted the job. Once they got a hold of him, he's like, I just don't want to be there. They were like, okay. So by August of 2018, he's back in jail again. Oh, boy. He is back in jail on charges of making threats and breaking a violence restraining order.

So he had a restraining order for the same woman that he was in jail for going after the first time. He then got hit with stalking charges and intimidation after breaching a restraining order against her again. He insisted that he was simply trying to gain access to his children, and the texts don't violate the order. Between April 12th and April 15th, he sent her messages on 128 occasions, including 165 phone calls in 13 days. That's a dangerous man. That's a scary amount of contact.'s not hey get back to me you want

to find out about the kids that's that's that's your mine and i own you and i'm gonna i'm gonna at least bother you or make you turn your phone off like i'm gonna control the situation that you're in in some way shape or form you are not going to be able to have a life without me because i'm gonna insert myself in your life at every turn i can absolutely uh so he was taken into police custody following a disturbance at a house in western australia he now faces 16 charges including aggravated burglary aggravated stalking and possession possessing a prohibited drug with intent to supply or sell um this is also charged with multiple counts of breaching of violence restraining order, threatening to injure, endanger, or harm a person as well.

The police allege that Cousins threatened Malia Tyneshev, I think that's her name, or Tyneshev, with a screwdriver in a separate incident that happened earlier this month that they just hadn't been able to catch up with him on. He's a monster. He also, this is the mother of his kids, by the way, he also threatened to, wow, to, quote, bury her alive as well.

Now, from Ben Cousins, you kind of believe this. That's the problem. So this is all very scary, obviously. Yeah. Now they get him into the jail. Once they get him into jail and he's charged with all this stuff. Now, Jesus Christ, they find when they're searching him, when you go to jail, you have to like lift your sack and fucking bend over and lift your sack. So you got to cough

and they see if anything. Well, when he does his little cough action there, they see something poking out of his ass. Oh no, Benjamin. So they asked him to remove it and he acted like

he was going to remove it and instead shoved it up farther. Which is a crazed dude. They see it's in your ass. They know it's in there. They saw. What do you have to gain from jamming it farther up your ass except for a date with a proctologist who's going to have to fucking surgically remove that shit if you push it up too far? What the fuck are you doing?

They're going to wait for you to shit yeah that's what i mean they have cells i know that in certain jails i was reading a book that they call brown cells that are for this exact fucking purpose they literally put you in there with a bucket and have a guard stand outside and you gotta shit eventually the brown yeah they said guys will shit and then if the guard's not watching they'll eat it again and then say look i shit there's nothing in there i told you i didn't have anything that's what they do oh god that's how bad they don't want extra charges jimmy they will eat something directly out of their own shit pile just put a hand back there and mush it and catch it i know they'll like shitting with

then grab it out of their bucket and pop it in their mouth again and hope the guard didn't see it and then they go to the guard look see there's nothing in my shit see i told you i didn't swallow nothing that's it then hopefully they'll shit it out again tomorrow or the next day and then they can do it that's what he did so jesus god he shoves the bag farther up his ass so eventually uh they go well guess what asshole you're in our possession and at this point you're in custody so we're gonna take you to the hospital and they're gonna get it out so now he's in a it's not embarrassing enough for this moron to keep getting arrested for this shit but now he's in a car because multiple people have to keep him in custody then show up and go he shoves something so far up his ass we can't retrieve it sedate him and find it this famous man who two comedians talked about for two and a half fucking hours and the entire continent of

australia has been laughing at for a decade i need you to go in his asshole shove something up his ass farther so can you go grab that for us thanks what a fucking asshole man um yeah you gotta wonder what's in his ass right i mean it could be anything it's a plastic bag it could be anything let's play a game everybody let's play around what's in his ass yay your favorite game show it's back for another season of what's in his ass 2022 edition how what's it way other clues does it shine he has a what do you think's up there first of all what's the substance what do you think he's got is it it's meth right it's meth it's got meth up his ass we know how ben cousins rolls he stores his meth in his ass when he's doing things he leaves the house he's like okay keys in my pocket

they have my money. Oh, don't want to forget my lifesavers. Yeah, I like those. I say there's like two cherry ones left in this. I'm saving that for, oh, my meth. Hold on here. Takes his pants down. There we go.

Jammed it up my ass. Right in the back pocket. Ready to go. Right in the back pocket. Those shorts don't have any pockets. Exactly. And he walks out. That's his sixth pocket.'s yeah exactly what that is

how many pockets you got sir well that depends gross um how much do you think was up there it's in his ass so you think it's not that much is it four grams 13 grams of meth in his ass jimmy almost a half ounce of meth everybody 14 grams is a fucking half ounce if you're not a drug person that's heavy 13 imagine first of all weed people just imagine stuffing a half ounce of weed up your ass that would be a fucking procedure that's a burrito oh god damn it's all lumpy and shit jesus christ it got thin for a second and then it got fucking fatter again jesus christ a half ounce of weed is the size of a taco bell burrito oh there's a stem in there oh jesus

it's poking through the bag oh no i should have wrapped it in a tortilla put some sour cream on it to fucking make this easier 14 grams of meth 13 grams of meth is i mean meth is a denser substance so it's going to be smaller but that's still if it's right yeah that's still a good amount in a fucking bag man but if it's if it's one of my fingers thick if it's rocks that's what it is right but if it's if it's already down to like powder that's oh it's it's like it's like my middle finger all the way across the bottom of a bag and he jammed that up his ass that's the thing that gets me too is you know it's not a sandwich bag because that could fall open it's got to be a zipper bag so the zipper is like scratchy and has those corners. To jam a Ziploc bag up your ass is really some, you gotta want it. Or did he put it in the cellophane of a cigarette and burn it up?

No, it was in a plastic bag, they said. It wasn't a cigarette cellophane. Thank God. Oh, burned. Burned it and stuck it together. And it's rolled. Rolled and burned and stuck to it. Burned again to seal it, babe.

Seal it up, babe. You know how to do it. We've all bought and sold weed like that i don't have any bag well here use this no problem there you go get that for later you're not buying enough weed for me for me to go to the grocery store and buy ziplocs fuck you you're not getting one of my ziploc bags fuck that unbelievable so he's got a fucking almost a half ounce of meth up his ass that's so much this is his crowning achievement honestly like this is he's never had this much meth up his ass before i think it was four grams last time yeah i think so four and a half or something which is still that seems like a lot at the time we Yeah, I think so. Four and a half or something. That seems like a lot. At the time, we were like, holy shit, that's not like a couple of bumps or anything. That's a good amount of meth.

That's usage. He was like, that's a bitch ass amount of meth. 13 grams. Up the old fucking cornhole, buddy. In jail. He had it on the outside and they didn't find it until he got to jail. He should have told them about it at the time but now he's got extra charges because now he possesses it and

he snuck it into an institution which is another charge so now he's got Benjamin another fucking charge because he's a goddamn moron number three or four of it up his ass this is too much it's at least the third time or the second I know of and possibly the third that was like public

the amount of times he stuck a bag of meth up his ass it has to be thousands just constantly as many times as carol baskin's husband said he doesn't need to come that's how much ben cousins has had up his asshole at this point your asshole is called your benny pocket right it's gotta be he just uses it like he's a fucking kangaroo like it's not a squirreling it away it's not a pouched extortion he's a gerbil what a fucking weirdo that's a guy who's been to jail a lot yeah you use your ass to hold things man so i hear guys in jail and things they stick stick phones up there. I'm like, how do you get a phone up your ass? How would you get a phone?

There isn't a small enough phone on Earth. Even those Boost Mobiles, they're still, wow. That's too much phone. It's too much phone. It's just too much. Do you unfold it? Do you open it? I think the battery would die then by the time you get it out.

You have to keep it folded up, I like you gotta really keep it folded yeah when the screen's on that's when it's using all its battery it's using everything man you can't do that but an iphone it's touching constantly you know what i mean yeah that's true it's constantly swiping i would hope you wouldn't want to put a large rectangle up there. I would think you'd get a flip phone that's smaller that you can kind of... iPhone 1? You're like, the 4S? No! Do not. Don't you dare bring me a Mac.

Bring me one of the new ones. Bring me like, what are they on? Like 10 fucking Q now? I don't even know. I think it's 13. Yeah, I just get a phone. I don't even remember which number it is now that they give me because they're all exactly the same. I'm like, oh, that's funny.

When I put this next to my old one, I can't tell the fucking difference other than the case I have on it. Thanks, Apple. This one's got three more circles on the back. That's it. I only bought this one because my battery sucked by now on this one. That's the only reason why. Otherwise, this one stopped stopped charging that's the only reason i need another one same shit otherwise it all does the same shit so and you made it stop charging on purpose you fuckers you bastards so cousins uh publicly addresses this these allegations oh god can you imagine

he breaks down in tears yeah i would too i can't believe you guys know about my asshole no no that's not why no no no he breaks down in tears at being separated from his family oh go fuck yourself he just that's all he was in trouble for he just wanted to see them so bad that's the only reason why he was doing that as a matter of fact he says and i quote quote i am the victim in this okay ben you've never been the victim in anything literally anything could happen to you and i'd go i don't know he probably he probably was asking for it in some way shape or form he's ben cousins ben makes victims he makes victims like Apple makes iPhones. Constantly and exactly the same. Up its ass.

I am the victim in this to be the subject of ridicule and embarrassment. And I know I've brought a lot of that on myself, but I don't act out in violence. I beg you. I beg you. I'm not a threat. Every day I close my eyes when the sun goes down and i spew that it's another day and i'm not going to be with my children someone in my situation you should use it as an example of hope that things will work out not the opposite no ben okay i'm a peaceful meth addict you can

say i'm a nice guy but don't say you should, instead of being negative, you should use my story as an example of hope that maybe things will work out. Right. No. When you shove a half ounce of meth up your ass, it's really hard to use that as any example of, listen, kids, even if you have a half ounce of meth up your ass, your life isn't over. That's hard to tell somebody. You tell kids, like, everything will be fine unless you have, like, a half ounce of meth up your ass. Then you have problems. And you're in half ounce of meth up your ass in jail.

You're probably in trouble. You're probably in deep shit. So then he said. You like the meth. You're in deep shit. Yeah. Holy fuck, man. At first they didn't know it was in the bag because they were like, wash it off first. Oh, it's white powder in there. I couldn't know it was in the bag because they were like wash it off first

oh it's white powder in there i couldn't tell it was in there didn't know so at that point he tries to sell his brown low metal oh which is like the mvp he tries to sell it the one he won 2005, but his father wouldn't let him. His father stopped him from selling it. He's going to regret that damn joke. Yeah. A friend told the Herald Sun, quote, he tried to sell his Brownlow, but he doesn't even have it. His dad has the Brownlow in safekeeping.

So he was trying to sell it. That's what you call him. He's in possession of Brownlow. I'm just here to get my medal, man. Just here to get my medal called the brown low. Dad, it's safe. I swear I won't lose it. I'm going to put it up my ass where it's safe.

I'm going to put it in the brown low. Put it on the brown low, man. That's what he says. Hey, keep it on the brown low, okay? I mean, shove it keep it on the brown low okay i mean shove it up your ass rather than hide it hey that man won a metal called the brown low the brown low that's what i thought yes i thought you would enjoy that that is unreal oh my god um cousins is accused of he all this was the time part of this was he told his ex that he would take their children, not only would he bury her alive, but he'll take the children to a place where you will be able to hear them but not be able to get to them. And then he said, quote, I'm going to kill you.

Take your life, your freedom, and the things you love most. That's what he told her. So he threatened to bury her alive, take her children to a place where she could hear them but not see them and then kill her. Take your life, your freedom and all the things you love most. So those are terrible threats. Those are bad. He said all that while he had meth up his ass. So believe him is what you're saying?

I mean, by the way, when I gave you the totals on the phone calls, like 100-something texts and 165 phone calls, that's nothing compared to 2017. Oh, my God. When we talked about it, when he tried to contact his ex 542 times in the month of November. Oh, he is a problem. And more than 2,000 texts and calls from January to February that year. That constitutes stalking, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's what it was. She got a restraining order against him and everything. Police, when he's arrested for meth up the ass and all that, they say he is of, quote, no fixed address as well. He's homeless, too. So he's, wow. I mean, he must have some money and for 13 grams of meth is probably pricey i think so um uh the two's charges of stalking and threatening to harm

her are later dropped somehow and he's pleads guilty to 12 remaining offenses of breaching of violence order and uh all this type of shit as well, drugs and everything. The drugs are separate. I'm sorry. He's sentenced to, you, sir, may fuck off eight months in prison, which he's already served. So they just let him out with time, sir. Wow.

Then he tells a reporter outside when they let him out, quote, as you know, I wasn't convicted of some of those things. So because they drop charges and stuff, then he's going to go outside and act like he didn't do shit. Act like, oh, I was fucking exonerated. He's going to go out like OJ and say he's going to look for the real killers. I'm going to look for the real assholes that meth came out of, man, because that's what we really need to look at. I'm going to be at the bractologist's office. He then says, but I agree with you. you yeah some of it is inexcusable and then when asked if he was embarrassed about all of this he said quote i'm not proud hate that you know really

i mean obviously this isn't my fucking biggest shining moment i'd rather be winning another brown low rather than making a bag of Brown Low. When they fingerprint me, they also make me push my asshole on the card. You've got to get an asshole print from Cousins. They're checking other bags around the city to see if my asshole prints on them. Oh, my God. Check the pucker print. He's not done yet, pucker prints.

Oh, my God. Check his pucker print. He's not done yet, pucker prints. Oh, my God. Check his pucker print. Run it through the system. Run his pucker through the system, I said. They need a pucker system. Bad. A whole separate system. It's identical.

It's identical. Identical. Sorry to go my cousin Vinny on you for a minute, but we have to. If it comes up, I just did this. We both did the same thing. Smash them together. So February of 2019, he's going to court for the meth. He is found guilty of having meth up his ass while in jail so that that's on the record that

he absolutely did that and he is you sir may fuck off fine 710 or 1750 dollars that's what he's fine what less than two g's for that so how did he do that i don't know how he pulled that off, but that's perfectly wild, man. So in March of 2019, he pleads not guilty to 14 offenses in court, including breaching of family violence restraining order and account each of aggravated stalking and threatening to injure in danger or harm. So, yeah, they are aggravated stalking as a matter of fact. So he's charged with all that. Pleads not guilty. So he's out still. In April, he's charged with all that pleads not guilty so he's out still in april he's arrested again um he's arrested uh in in perth i suppose i'm not sure what it was for i don't know

uh oh it's for a failed drug test on his parole on his probation july 2019 he uh obviously he's not supposed to be using drugs. You know, whatever. It's a predicating on everything. That's what it is. The court was told that Cousins submitted two bad urine samples last month, which were deemed inadmissible because of

temperature or creatine levels. So he was using someone else's or fake piss is what he was trying to get away with. So that means you have drugs in your system. Oh, Benjamin. Ah, Benny, Benny, Benny. So late March 2020, he keeps pressing on. He's like Sherman going to the sea, man.

He's a fucking, keeps pressing. We march. Burn the fields, leave nothing for the rebels. He's fucking going. Marching. We march. Burn the fields. Leave nothing for the rebels. He's fucking going. Marching. Marching. Late March 2020. He appears in a tell-all interview.

Yeah. He's good now, everybody. Wants to talk about it. With Channel 7, where he opened up about his drug addiction. Absolve your sins. That's it. He had his hair in a ponytail. He had long hair.

And he said that he quote stuffed things up royally really you're gonna say that i get that you're using stuffed in place of fucked but you stuffed bags up your asshole and 13 grams is a royal stuffing i'm sorry that's a royal stuffing is it not did the interviewer do that shit serious the interviewer should have done all that then did a slow turn to the camera to break the floor of the wall, just like, and then slow turn back to him. Or a nice wing to the gun. Yeah, like an 80s movie. Slow turn, back to the camera, like Ferris Bueller.

Oh, Ben. um yeah then it gets you think the words could be worse yeah this is a word that's bad for two different reasons and he uses it well it's almost like he's kidding but he's not smart enough to kid like this quote i hope people can see i'm having a crack at turning it around. Meth and up your ass crack. Those are two cracks. Brother, what are you doing? An SNL sketch could not have been written any funnier. Like if this was an American guy and they wrote an SNL sketch of him in an interview saying these things, it would be fucking hilarious because it's so hilarious. You can't write anything better than that.

That's amazing. Even that would be like, oh, like he'd really say stuff things up royally now that's too on the nose nobody would ever say that he said it um then i'm having a crack having a crack at turning it around then uh where's the asshole it's back there will you turn around lift your sack and cough will you let's see what you're doing because the next answer is whether he's still using drugs the next question so that would have been let's find out uh he gave an unconvincing answer he said quote i'm just thinking how i'm not sure about how to answer that how much is in there ben jimmy are you using drugs no okay there you go i'm just

thinking about i don't know how to answer that i don't know how to answer that i can't think of too many questions that you'd ask me about myself that i would say i don't know how to answer that james are you using drugs well yes we a lot of them besides that none at all right exactly besides that nothing but it's so much fun to be able to answer that yes isn't it yes yes i am weed and advil are my two big big uh crutches ask ben and he says i'm just thinking about i don't know how to answer that they're like you're already like hold on I'm just thinking about, I don't know how to answer that. You're like, hold on, I'm just thinking about the question. I realize there's two answers, and I really don't like either of them, because one of them's a lie and the other one's the truth. As the rapper Capadonna once said, I came to the fork in the road and went straight, everyone.

I'm not going to answer your question. One of those is a lie and the other one's the truth, and the one that answer your question well this is the line the other one's the truth and the one that you want me to say is the lie the one that you're hoping i say for the for the goodness of this interview is complete bald face lie and i can't say that shit oh he skates he skates like wayne gretzky on this shit. Check this out. He says, I'm just thinking how dot dot dot. I'm not sure how not sure how to answer that. My issues have been more greater and complex than my drug use. That's not what you were asked.

That's the stem of it. When you have meth up your ass, you do crazy shit. A plus B. shit yeah a plus b and then he says quote in a perfect world i would have i would have have liked to have come out on the other side a long time ago that hasn't been the case came out another ass pun and he just said in a perfect world i would have liked to have not been doing meth a long time ago that doesn't answer the question except that you made another another ass reference what about right now ben are you high they said well when's the last time you took drugs and he said this is another very simple question when's the last time you took drugs jimmy oh jesus oh it's been months yeah there you go

yeah uh when's the last time you took drugs? Quote, it's just one of those things. I'd rather not go there. I don't think it helps. Okay, this is a tell-all interview. So the interviewer said last week, last month. Give me a ballpark. He didn't say the ballpark thing.

He said last week, last month. And Cousins said, quote, well, you know, not today is enough for me and it should be enough for other people. So yesterday. So probably yesterday. I ran out last night. Hold on a sec. Wait, let me check. There we go.

Hold on. Let me. There we go. I spit on my face a little. Well, dry. So then he had a message for the kids, though. It's for the kids, Jimmy. Yeah.

He said, quote, I would encourage them to think long and hard before they decide to go down that path. Just be aware of the ramifications and take it seriously. Go down that path? Ben! How could he do this? are you feeling are you feeling blue and he says i describe it more as feeling brown but i don't know there's not like how many ass references can you fucking make man um so then they talk to him about hey what happened with you and um you know the car and custody of your kids and all that shit and he says this is his answer quote i don't think a mother plays any more of an important role than the bloke does what that's not an answer at all any questions

any question unless it's do you think a mother plays a more important role in the kid's life than the father? Other than that question, you just answered a fucking wrong question. You would lose at Jeopardy terribly. You'd be awful at it. What happened with the children in the car? Well, see, I took a left turn down the Hershey Highway. Then he says it needs to be stopped yeah he says quote it needs to be stopped every time i see the coppers i say to them you guys have let me down yeah the community has let me down my family

her family have let me down this has gone on for too long are Are you out of your fuck? They all are going, yes, it has gone on for too long, you fucking moron. Stop doing it. We just want you to stop. Just stop. Then he says, if I get to a point where I'm going to pick a cause single-mindedly or with that cause towards you, I want there to be carnage. Blood will spill. So it's up to you guys if you want me to change this i don't know what that means that sounds like a threat man yeah to the whole

community he just basically said it's up to you if you keep arresting me for having meth up my ass then i'm gonna keep doing bad shit with meth up my ass if you stop arresting me then i'll stop doing meth and get along with everybody if you stop arresting me, then I'll stop doing meth and get along with everybody. If you stop arresting me for meth, I'll do meth peacefully. I'll do it very, very peacefully. This is fucking crazy. He then described his mother, the mother of his children, as the most defiant person he'd ever known and said he wanted some underworld figure named Mick Gattoatto who i've heard of over there to mediate access to his two children i'm gonna have a gangster mediate access between us yeah he said he's willing to give his brown low medal to gatto in return no i'll give it to him and let him um

i've never met anyone as defiant you know mick gatto couldn't tell her what to do mick i'm just telling you and i honestly uh was going to get him to come over. I was going to give him my brown load immediately. That's how big a thing this was, you know? And he went, Ben, you're crazy, I'm sure. You have meth up your ass. I'm not doing anything with you. Three weeks after the interview, Jimmy, three weeks after he lays it all bare, April 2020,

he lays it all bare, he is arrested in Perth again. Oh, God. This time, police had been searching for a vehicle that was seen driving erratically, and they found it. And Cousins was asleep next to the car. Not in the car. He got out of the car and went to sleep. Yeah, he was exhausted. He tried to put it up his ass.

Well. It won't fit this time. Yeah, he had two and a half grams of meth on him as well. He tried to put it up his ass. Well, it won't fit this time. Yeah. He had two and a half grams of meth on him as well. Ben. Not up his ass, though. So that's a positive. You know what?

We got to get him to stop using meth. Let's start with getting him to stop putting it up his ass. If we can get him to stop doing that and then stop, eventually we'll get to where he doesn't use it anymore. And I realize that i'm ignorant on this subject because i've never used it but how fucking good is that stuff do you know what i mean it's a yeah well i've seen a lot of people on that it's amazing right it's it's a pull it's a real pull that's a i can't really addictive i can't get i can't get on top of that i can't get a grasp of it because now every picture i've ever seen of somebody deep in the grips of it is enough to make me go what why would you why would you do that no I hate any kind of uppers because I'm a nightmare this is me stoned imagine me this is me on like a bunch of weed and concentrates imagine me on coke oh my god problem i would be floating i wouldn't even

be walking i'd be fucking like above the air with my legs going this stuff has got to be incredible because otherwise why the fuck would you even try knowing that this is the fucking end game there's nobody's ever said there's never been a billionaire or a millionaire on tv talking about you know i started i was really my life was a fucking mess and then i started doing math and it all's worked from there nobody says that and that actually happened for people with coke back in the day sometimes but never with meth it never seems to work that way it's just never been a thing ever so he pleads not guilty um to a new string of charges here uh he had a minor outburst in the court after his bail for his bid for bail is rejected.

He said, quote, That's not fair, Your Honor. And they said, Are you kidding me? For real? Fuck out of here with that shit. You were you were arrested for meth. And then we let you out and we arrest you again for meth. And then we let you out. And then we have arrested you again for meth and then we let you out and we arrest you again for meth and then we let you out and then we have arrested you again for meth and the judge said that i'll mute you if you're not quiet

because this was over a video thing so he couldn't even fucking uh the judge said it gave him no pleasure to conclude that there were no conditions he could impose that would stop cousins from offending if he was released on bail he said on on analysis of Mr. Cousins record, he endures a difficulty with methamphetamine well known to the community. I am saddened that you endure such an issue with methamphetamine, he said. So, yeah, then he he ended up. So, yeah, that goes on. He gets put in jail for that. And December 2020, he's released from jail

okay he's good now he said he's gonna get his life back together his new lawyer not the one who loves him but somebody else that's the other guy mayhem miller's lawyer he said that uh he's doing well he's got somewhere to live and he's actively looking for a job well that's good yeah um didn't clarify what kind of job he's looking at but that's fine um he's taken into custody on march 15th 2021 for something i'm not sure what but he ends up being put in a uh hospital for a mental health assessment and he's released 48 hours later so i don't know what happened there that's march 15, 2021. But I do know a week later he's back in the hospital awaiting a health, another mental health assessment. March 21st, 2021.

He's put in there after driving erratically outside of a Sikh temple. Okay. He'd photographed the temple and climbed onto the roof of a two-story home to get pictures of this place. Witnesses said a man believed to be Cousins was taking photos on his phone of the Gurdwara Sahib Temple in Canning Vale at 11 a.m. on this day, then drove off erratically before leaving his car in the middle of Shreve Road. Oh, my God. Okay. are leaving his car in the middle of Shreve Road.

Oh, my God. Okay. So the Sikh leader here, he told of this particular venue, he told reporters that Cousins was getting in and out of his car and almost caused accidents. He said he was taking photos everywhere of the temple. He was not looking stable. Dear Lord. So he's just stopping in the middle of traffic to get out to walk around to take more photos and all this shit. So then the cops come and there's closed circuit footage of him running from police.

He takes off and runs on foot, not in the car, which is better. He's less likely to hurt someone on foot. He jumped fences, climbed onto the roof of a two-story house finally. fences climbed onto the roof of a two-story house finally finally he gave up and just climbed up onto the roof of a two-story house where he paced back and forth until police talked him down that is so scary that's a man at the end of his rope yeah he didn't know what else to do he just went up there and walked back and forth this is this is that's what like a fucking child does when they don't know what to do they go up like on the roof of a shed and they're like i'm just gonna sit here where nobody can tell me what to do.

That's what he's doing. I can just have as much meth up my ass as I want. They said a witness here said, quote, there was about eight police cars lined up and once they put somebody in the back of the paddy wagon, they've taken off and I can hear the guy screaming and yelling

and carrying on in the back of the van. So they took him away as a fucking madman. witness here jenny wilson told reporters quote i was pretty panicked i locked the doors and we stayed inside in one of the bedrooms until i could get confirmation that from the police that an arrest was done um another one here a police guy said quote he needs serious help and he needs to get out of this country get out of this country ben who the fuck would take him is the problem we need who's taking ben cousins are they trying to export their problem what are they doing i mean it makes sense it's an island and you're on this island you have a lot of bad shit but dude who's gonna take that guy like you're not gonna that'd

be like us going tammy needs to get out of the country. Well, no one wants to take Tammy. That's why she's still here. Canada wouldn't even let her in. Like, the other part is that, dear Ben, meth is illegal all over the world. Like, you can't go anywhere. There's no safe haven for you. That's the other fucking problem.

So they said no charges have been laid out formally. And there's inquiries, you know, proceeding. And they're trying to figure out what the hell to talk to him about he remained in stable condition in the emergency department of the hospital here um the police officer that arrested him said quote he needs serious help he needs to get out of this country i feel for his family yeah that's a thing oct 2020, he pleads not guilty to stalking and 20 counts of breaching family restraining violence orders. November 2020, court for this whole thing, more details come out in court of his private life and drug addiction and all this type of shit. They heard in court that his mental state had spiraled so dramatically in 2018 that his ex was forced to secretly move out of the house with their children last year. That year, she told the court that she felt she had to choose between reporting his violence, restraining order breaches or having her children taken away.

So he's either going to take my kids or I have to report him was her thing. Said he's either going to take my kids or I have to report him, was her thing. She said she didn't want Cousins to go to jail, but felt compelled to call on him amid fears that the authorities would swoop in and remove the children from her care from it being in a dangerous situation. You've got to protect your kids if this guy's around. I don't care if they're his kids or not. He can't be around people. He's fucking nuts. He needs help um so he is uh during the proceedings uh cousin's lawyer

grills cousin's ex actually about mixed messages on when and how he's supposed to interact with his children which ended uh with her saying that she was calling the shots that's how it works here she told the court she had refused to allow Cousins to drop off Easter eggs to their children in April, just a day after a consensual visit on Easter Monday. So she said, no, you saw them already. The lawyer also accused her, this is Cousins' lawyer, accused the ex of having a, quote, irritation about Ben's lack of child support payments, despite Mr. Cousins receiving about $100,000 for that TV interview that he did. Oh, he didn't give her a time. Yeah, they're saying, are you just doing this

as payback because he didn't give you money? That's what it is, right? She said that money was, quote, the least of my worries. Safety of my fucking kids around a meth head. Yeah. Fuck, he's got meth up his ass now. Probably the text between the pair dating from April or Redding court cousins repeatedly asking to see his children.

She said, though, that things came to a head after the TV interview with him where she claimed she could tell that he was on drugs. And she told him that I could tell you're on drugs in that fucking interview. I know you. I know you better than anybody. So she was telling he was telling her that that he was on drugs and she told him that i could tell you're on drugs in that fucking interview i know you i know you're better than anybody so and she was telling he was telling her that she that he was clean so she's she said don't call me again um she said quote you have no remorse you have no love other than for yourself drugs and your filthy lifestyle you tormenting rat that's what she said she's vicious wow so she blocked him on her phone but then received calls uh from his mother's phone of course and she answered the phone and she said cousins started screaming at uh at the children when they picked up the phone because

they thought their grandmother was calling and uh cousins was screaming so um uh saying that he hated their mother. They got on the phone. They're like, Hi, Dad. He's like, Your mother's a fucking bitch and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

So she grabbed the phone and hung up on it. They also tried to talk to her about her criminal past which included a DUI under the influence of drugs with the two children in the car at one point.

Oh, God. Mom. Which doesn't compare to 13 grams of meth up the ass. She seems to have cleaned up her act and is doing fine, and he definitely did not. He is sentenced to, you, sir, may fuck off seven months in jail, which is backdated to April, so basically he's let out of jail. Time served.

So he returns. He's playing. 2021, he's seen playing for the Queens Park Bulldogs in the Pertz Metro Football League, which seems like some kind of minor league, semi-pro. Sounds like a rec league. Yeah, that's what I think it is. September 21, or 2021, he is invited to the Brown Low Medal C the afl invites him to it and a lot of the fans are super pissed about it they're like fuck that guy um but he's invited to it and they

said that his redemption story could take a gigantic public step on sunday night that's what they wrote like he can show everyone how clean he is gigantic public shit maybe well i think he's doing well in september because by the time october comes around he's working at a perth construction company rig safe lifting solutions he's working at and he is given employee of the month at rig safe lifting solutions wow employee of the month. They even posted on their social media. Congratulations to Ben Cousins for earning Riggs Riggs Safeway employee of the month for September. They were fascinating. They then said, quote, Ben's work ethic, attitude and rig safe teamwork. Always values have made him a very reliable member of our rigging team. That is unbelievable. Yeah yeah so people were happy for him he also in that month volunteered at several events in and around perth um for kids and all sorts of shit like that one was for disadvantaged youths another for addicts and reformed criminals so he's trying to be an inspiration um so march 15th 2022 he gets a new a new job here where he will be hosting a television show, a weekly segment with fellow Eagle turned sportscaster Adrian Baric.

And they said they will dissect the burning issues of the AFL. So he's like Ryan Leaf now. They put him on the air. He had meth up his ass like eight months ago. What are the odds that this isn't going to hold? No. You're going to give him more money than he's used to having lately, and that's going to burn a hole in his pocket.

Much like, and he'll have to put it up his ass because his pockets are ripped. He's going to put some more up the other pocket. Much like an attempt to seal a sandwich bag, this isn't going to hold. No. I'll put going to hold. No. I'll put it that way. No. So there we go. That is Ben Cousins and what he's been up to.

That's our update segment. Now, quickly, let's get into our death segment as well. Death roll time. Ding, ding. First of all, Scott Hall, we have to say, because that's just happened last week and uh this was a sad one because he didn't die in some sort of you know with meth up his ass or he didn't die with like he was doing very well uh was doing the whole ddp yoga thing and had actually was trying to fix himself physically and was having hip surgery like so many of the wrestlers back then end up having and i guess post-surgical he

ended up having a series of heart attacks uh three heart attacks that they ended up having to pull him off life support and uh he passed away so that was very sad because he really seemed like he was doing well at turning it all around so that's fucking that's a sad one uh may 14th 2021 last year we lost jerome new jack young you know as well uh god he was one of our most popular all-time favorite episode guys kept it crazy to the end he was crazy to the end he was doing coke right up until he's always on shit i 58 years old died of a heart attack scott hall was 63 by the way 63 for scott hall way too young uh new jack 58 heart attack though he he was he worked hard toward that heart attack for a long fucking time he was not gonna make 60 no like like decidedly he didn't want that he didn't want he was fighting 60 yeah um next up uh guy we did

way back and he died not too long after we did the episode. Ayan Krotoru, old Johnny canine there, shirtless in an open Jeep in the middle of winter. In Canada. He died at 53 years old as well. No, it was 63 for Scott Hall. He died at a federal halfway house in Toronto. Brutal. Yep. A friend of his said he was definitely notorious.

Johnny was not the most pleasant person, but he fought for his beliefs, had a passion for riding and the biker lifestyle. He was a bulldozer. He sure was. A good way to describe him. It was suspected that it was a respiratory ailment of some kind, acute pulmonary edema. But they said the case is still open, and they don't know. They're calling it natural causes at this point, though. And finally, one that was just as sad as Scott Hall, honestly.

Maybe more heartbreaking. This one made me more sad, honestly, because he was such a humble man and a nice man. Certainly cleaned up. Done. Done with all the fuckery. He tried so hard to clean up. He was in so much pain, this guy, in terms of physical pain and even mental pain. Yeah.

He had a lot going on, and he was so nice. He tried so hard. He even embraced our episode about him. He retweeted. He talked about it. He interacted with our listeners. He was a great guy about it. Unfortunately, though, it's just too hard for him.

And September 2, 2021, Keith McCants died of a drug overdose at 53. And that's more than likely, and this was the theory too, that he had stopped for a long period of time and then started up again. And what people do is they just take the same amount they used to take and then they drop dead because their tolerance has gone away. But also he had just had a surgery and was going to have the second one. and then they drop dead because their tolerance has gone away. But also, he had just had a surgery and was going to have the second one. And so you got to assume that something in the pain relief of that surgery probably triggered more. Poor bastard.

Poor fucking bastard. Jesus. And now we have the good now question mark section of updates. A couple of guys who are trying. Obviously, we don't have to talk about Mandy Malone because we've talked about her. We have an award named after her. She's still always our favorite alumni. But a couple that are trying somewhat.

We have Ryan Leaf now hosting a show. He's making fun of himself a lot. That's one thing he is like i watched a segment where he was just telling this story about what an asshole he was at the combine and how he instead of like doing like working out he went to like new york to go to a party like he was or went you know like somebody went to vegas or some shit like he was you know on a private plane with his agent or some bullshit like you know that kind of shit so he's trying but the guy ryan leaf is one of those guys it's so hard with crackheads because you just never know when it's all gonna snap like that but he's doing well and

then buff bagwell who was a disaster has he's now doing the whole ddp thing which yeah he's in he's with ddp now he lives in the house he's doing the whole if he dies in it too is do we just start blaming ddp i know well it's he has a good track as a serial killer i can't stand the whole ddp positive he's so positive and all that which is fine for him it's not my thing but he really has a good track record with these people like jake is still doing well jake roberts and that guy i mean if he can fucking turn it around, literally anyone can turn it around. His father had that. His father raped his mother, who was the daughter of his blind date.

That's how he came from. And if anyone can overcome it, it's him. So we'll see the whole positivity and like turning people's lives around started with that random ass dude that just started embracing it. Dude couldn't even walk because he was like a paratrooper or whatever and his legs were fucked up. And now he's like running on the beach, like running in sand after doing this yoga and shit. And that has turned, that's been an inspiration for thousands of people, obviously. He's done really well.

It works for some. You've got to be able to hit the end of that with results may vary, right? Well, no. In Scott Hall's thing, he was doing fine. He was getting a hip surgery to fix himself physically so he could exercise and stuff. He could run in sand. Yeah. He had post-surgical complications of a heart attack. That just happens, man. That's just random. That's when they say anesthesia is dangerous. That's why things happen so who knows uh we'll see what happens there so that is our update segment wow that is crime and sports everybody that's the i told you most fun ones i think i think i liked this better than anything i wish we could just do this every week we gotta we have to do so much work to get to the show i know so you know how much work that

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