Crime in Sports - #442 - Runnin' Through The Okra Patch - Bryant McKinnie

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

This week, we look at a man who had nothing but success in his future. He achieved a great deal of that success, including a Super Bowl, but he always had something dumb, hiding around the corner. From too many nightclub incidents to count, to making a spectacle of himself during a boat sex party, to blowing tens of millions of dollars, he screwed it all up! Will he turn it around, with music??Be anywhere from 6'8 to 10'3", be one of the grossest people at a giant boat orgy, and somehow blow $50 million with Bryant McKinnie!!Check us out, every Tuesday!We will continue to bring you the biggest idiots in sports history!! Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman Donate at... patreon.com/crimeinsports or with paypal.com using our email: [e-mail] Get all the CIS & STM merch at crimeinsports.threadless.com Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things CIS & STM!!  Contact us on... twitter.com/crimeinsports [e-mail] facebook.com/Crimeinsports instagram.com/smalltownmurderSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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it's all right that's okay that said I think it's time to get down to our guy of the week here and I must say I'm not trying to pick on the Vikings no I just realized that take them while they're down well you that he's a he's another Viking and then the last football player we did was also a Viking so we're really going after Viking linemen lately they'll be fine are they doing well I couldn't hate football more than I hate it now I can't watch it it's I'm watching the division this year well maybe Detroit did it's fucking unwatchable I can't even look at it so I don't even know who's doing what this year I couldn't care less really it's so bad dude it's so fucking bad it's so bad I can't even watch really it's so bad, dude. It's so fucking bad. It's so bad. I can't even watch it

It's just bad. All right, it's all the same shit. Every team plays the same fucking game I'm tired of watching fucking quarterbacks get hurt and then having shittier quarterbacks come in and be terrible I'm just tired of it. I'm tired of it all. It's just a bad game. It's not a good game anymore Yes, it really is bad. It's bad. I don't want to watch. I'm tired of spread off. I'm just tired of it all I'm tired of watching the same game every game no matter who it is and you know, it's it's uh, it's disheartening when the I don't know they they clearly have an agenda for the game like they want a specific thing to happen They want it to be 42 to 41. Yeah. Yeah, I don't watch that. That's fucking boring. They want high-scoring shit I don't want to watch just. That's fucking boring. They want high-scoring shit. I don't want to watch

Just make it seven on seven flag football. That's that's what you want. If you want high-scoring. That's what it'll be. That's fine But that's not football in my opinion. I don't care for it I know we sound a hundred saying this but don't care don't like it and not gonna fucking waste my fucking Sundays watching it No way, not even I have watched about four minutes of football this season and I just shook my head and then turned it off. It's fucking awful. The NFC North is the most winningest. They are doing fuck. They're doing fantastic. But the Packers are third and they're 11 and five. That's insane. I heard the Lions were good, which I was like, yeah, see that right there. Football is completely

upside down. If the Lions are good. It's on its head, God damn it. I'm not watching it. It's upside down. Things are all fucked up. Yeah, the Vikings are winning the division at the moment. They're fortunate. Okay, you were looking at it. I couldn't remember because I have a concussion.

They could win. That's another thing. Speaking of offensive linemen and football players here, if I space out for a second, I'm going to concuss a little bit today. There's a piece of shit diner that has a fucking thing sticking out That's about six foot one and I bashed my fucking head on it yesterday trying to take my family after your head Yeah, I'm I knocked me down about six foot one fucked my entire brain up right now So I am really struggling trying to keep this together, but our guy of the week Bryant McKinney

Remember Bryant McKinney play the offensive lineman 2000s into the 2010s he was part of the loveboat scandal that we discussed on patreon I will of course discuss some of that today too if you a piece of that but Bryant Douglas McKinney and McKinney is ie like Jimmy like with a Y like this Jimmy he's an offensive lineman so you won't get too many stats today, which is good for everybody here. And they're very, because there's so many, it's hard to keep track of all of them. Offensive lineman, yeah, there's five,

and they don't have any stats. They're generally quiet guys, because, you know, what are they gonna do? Yeah, I blocked the fuck out of that guy. No one cares about that or saw that. I mean, that's important, the coaches care about that yeah but fans don't necessarily aren't like I love watching that guy block man every play the way just keeps a guy in front of them dude it's fucking crazy like you don't hear

that ever for about an offensive lineman so he's born September 23rd 1979 in Woodbury New Jersey is his where he is born He is fucking enormous just an absolute gigantic person. He's during his playing days He's six foot eight god damn 350 pounds just a gigantic person. How do you get past that? I mean you better be fast as fuck you You better be yeah, you're not gonna Big fucking guy at some point to like why one of the coaching reports is like He doesn't really try to kill the guy after the block and blah blah blah, and it's like he doesn't have to he's gigantic

What are you talking about? You can't that guy can't have that kind of killer instinct He'd be in prison by the time he got to the NFL You can't be that big and that aggressive in life and and not be end up in prison it just doesn't happen oh poor bastard trying to find a car for that man you know I mean yeah I have a fucking bed never mind a car to live a life live a life eyes has got to be a nightmare it's a horrific fucking thing I would think here his mother's name is Michelle. We know here He's born in Woodbury played high school football at Woodbury High School in Woodbury, New Jersey

Apparently he Was too big to play football So he didn't get started till later because he was too big because they have size Limits and age limits and oh football allowed to be and're allowed to be, yeah. And he was always. You'll hurt people. He was too, he was always sized out even when he was the right age. So the poor guy couldn't play until he was,

you know, got to the point where everybody could sign up and everybody played against everybody. So he weighed 130 pounds in the third grade. It's a real big guy, man. Holy. Which is 40 pounds more than the weight limit that was imposed by the Pop Warner league in his hometown. He couldn't be more than 90 pounds and he's buck 40.

So you can't play or a buck 30. Third grade. James, I was three foot three and weighed 33 pounds in third grade. That's what I mean. Who's this tall? All threes. All threes. Jimmy threed out there.

Yeah. So he ended up playing basketball instead and was a center of the Woodbury's basketball teams for his first two seasons and then he played the drum too in the, played a drum in the band as well. So then he kept growing and growing and growing though, the kid's a weed, he just kept growing. So his father and coaches said, why don't you try out for football in the 11th grade? By the way, never played football before junior season. That's how that's how big this man is He could he could plunk down in the 11th grade start playing football and then we're doing an episode about him

So then make the NFL make a lot of money. So that is interesting He said I didn't know what I was doing, but I had a lot of fun. I'm sure he's throwing people around. He's bright grayed out. He also wrestled in high school as well. He was 6'8 and 255 pounds going into his senior year of high school. And that's just a giant man. That's just a big dude.

And they thought he was going to start on both offensive and defensive lines as well If his lungs and heart can handle it Jesus Yeah, if he doesn't drop dead on the field like the other was a Cory Stringer the other right Vikings offensive lineman so yeah, there's all those newspaper paper reports about him and you really have to be doing something to get anybody to Pay attention to you on the offensive line, Right. You really have to be crushing it here. So he played defensive line was his main thing in high school and he signed with the university of Iowa after high school. That's where he wants to play,

but he was academically ineligible. He's a big, doesn't give a shit about schoolwork. He says, you see how big I am? I don't have to worry about that shit. What is that? 20, 1929 stock market. I don't know anything about that. I'm six nine.

I know about six foot nine, not 1929. Know about shit about that. So yeah, he played all of that. So he ended up having to go to Lackawanna Junior College in Scranton. Oh. Yeah, which is not, there's no glory there. Let me tell you something.

Yeah, I haven't heard of them. So I don't think they have any national championships. It's in Scranton. So either way, you have to live in Scranton while it's going on. So that's tough. Right away, that's tough. Where he ends up moving to the offensive line there.

Should I be like, listen, Lackawanna College, Iowa wanted me here. Do you really think you have the clout to just move me to another position? I don't think you should probably. I think I can play any position I lack a wanna. Yeah, I'm playing quarterback next game. Okay. I think I get this. I just kind of like a wanna and I'm doing it. So he then gained 70 pounds and

Switched to offensive tackle Wow, yeah, cuz you want to be bigger, you know, you got to root yourself and anger yourself there So just a big son of a bitch. She's listed here. He is in the newspaper They his coach calls him a fantastic freshman. He just keeps getting better and better with every game. He's very consistent. So that's his coach at Lackawanna in two seasons at Lackawanna. He started all 22 games and earned NJCAA all America honors. I think that's junior college.

Junior. Yeah. His coach, Mark Duda, who played six years in the NFL with the Cardinals actually Said that McKinney is the best offensive lineman to ever come out of Lackawanna I'm sure which is a high honor That's a very high honor. That's like saying he's just the biggest. That's all It's like saying he's the tallest guy to ever graduate from elf camp, you know, like what the fuck are we talking about? He said he has more potential than I've ever dreamed of having it's shocking for a lot of people to see how he played

It's not shocking to us at all. We expected it. Sure. I said he's been lifting weights He gained 40 pounds and grew two inches in a year And he said he's got the DNA to be a tremendous player He's just been doing all this September this is from later on but I guess Duda the coach there tells a story about Bryant McKinney that is pretty weird here okay he came to Lackawanna as a six foot eight 285 pound defensive lineman Duda and his staff made him into an offensive lineman, obviously a good one here. So I guess they said that Duda

saw McKinney as an opportunity to gain a foothold at Penn State. He wanted to get a coaching job at Penn State because he was saying like, if can, if I can give you this guy, then you, that's how college, that's how coaching works a lot. A lot of high school coaches become college coaches because they convince some player to go play somewhere. Yeah. It's a real disgusting guy. You want to just come along to, well, it's part of the game. Yeah. It's part of the game. So in lieu of just direct payments to these people they give them jobs instead. So I guess There's a dick Anderson who was Penn State's quarterbacks coach and the and one of the big recruiters there he said this guy met with Duda to discuss Bryant McKinney and

You know all that kind of thing and this guy said who's oh yeah this is this guy he's the Anderson guy he said there was nobody like him in the entire country you could go from Maine to California and not find a six foot eight guy who could move like that they just don't exist so the coach said I'll take it back to Joe meaning Joe Paterno the coach long time coach of a long time in semi-disgraced

coach of Penn State at this point. He was never fingering anybody, but he definitely was turning a fucking blind eye to a lot of shit. And the fingering scandal certainly killed him. Yeah. Joe Paterno, I mean, I grew up loving Joe Paterno just because he's like the old Italian man of you know That's everybody's grandpa is Joe Paterno, but you can't be letting people diddle your grandson's That's not part of the shit can't look the other way Joe Paul Jesus Christ

So she said Joe Paterno sent a message back to Duda saying that it was Something that either ranks as ridiculous or more than likely a lie. The coach didn't believe that he was six foot eight and could move like that. He's like, get the fuck. Because if you're a coach, especially like that, or in scouting and baseball, you hear these big fish stories about these kids. Oh God, this kid, he's six foot six,

he runs a four 240 fucking, you know, he hits six foot home runs, it's crazy. And he throws an 80 yard bomb. Yeah, well I guess this guy came back back and said coach says he's too tall It's too tall to be an offensive lineman. You can't do it. What else is it gonna do? Which is pretty fucking funny Not good, but he ends up being a great offensive lineman So it was pretty funny this guy Duda said I couldn't get an Outland Trophy winner to Penn State So he's like I couldn't get somebody who's such a good offensive lineman,

didn't want to go to Penn State. So December 15th 1988 he gets a scholarship to Miami as we've talked about. I don't know now this is right before the whole the song that came out. It's a little before that but he just missed being a part of that group He just missed telling people about his third leg, which is a fucking he just must be on the seventh floor Yeah, if you don't do not subscribe to patreon you have no idea what we're talking about and you're missing out hard Well, we'll tell you this room 704 has got a lot of DNA if you ever just any room 704 you see, avoid it. I don't care where it is. I don't care if it's the Holiday Inn.

Doesn't matter. No, especially if it's Holiday Inn. Return the key and tell them you demand a different room. Anything, anywhere it is at all. Flight 704, take a different flight. It's going to be covered in jizz. You don't want it. Trust me.

Greg Olson came all over that. All over that and bragged about it. Yeah. So yeah, he's going to go play for Miami. Couple other guys on the team get scholarships to other places. Now they're listing him like a wrestler, basically. Wrestlers are always listed a couple inches above what they actually are. The newspaper has him listed at 6'11", 320 pounds at this point. I'm stretching him.

He's definitely not 6'11". Some of the articles said 6'9 earlier when he's 6'8 and then these say 6'11 now. After a while he's just going to be 7'4. They're going to Andre the Giant him. 7'4, 540 pounds. Isn't 6'8 big enough you guys? Jesus. Nope. Apparently not. Not for them. So yeah, he's going to go down there. McKinney said I like the school and the people there. He's visiting Miami. I felt comfortable when I was there. It's a good school.

Well, it's not a good school, but for football it is. It's great. It's a good school. Not a good school, Brian, come on now. Yeah, no one's ever said, my dentist went to the University of Miami. You know how storied they are. Yeah, nobody prominently displays their

University of Miami medical license up on their whatever the fuck medical school education up there. I'll go elsewhere, thank you. Second opinion will be at. Their medical school is strictly, it's one course and it's how to bring people back to life after they've had too many jello shots. That's it. Too much RH.

Deliver Narcan. He doesn't say too much rib and all. That's all it is. How do we get you out of a fucking roofy state? That's medical training at the University of Miami. Oh, I'm sorry. NVD of course and how to treat fucking aggressive forms of syphilis. That's it. Obviously. I don't know what I was thinking there. You got to know. It's running rampant down there, you kidding me? How to quell the side effects of too much bleach in the hair. Yeah, you know, that sort of thing.

Bleach poisoning to the scalp. When you're bleaching your pubes, it starts to soak in after a while, and you gotta, certain treatments you have to make to it. Ah, shit. So Duda, his old coach at Lackawanna, said Brian is one of the finest offensive line prospects in the school's history.

He has the combination of speed and size and that is absolutely rare. And I feel his work ethic and attitude are only gonna make him much better at the next level. He said, I feel- You're taking credit for it. I feel we've only scratched the surface with this kid. I've done it all.

We've made him into such an amazing talent. And then my favorite line that will be really fun later. People should just keep reminding him, he said this line, he's been a gentleman all the way through. A gentleman. It's a real gentleman. That'll go away quick in Miami, don't worry. He's kept it under wraps and scranton.

Oh shit. McKinney said, I don't mind playing defense, but I'm getting used to playing offense now and I like it. So he's going to do it. Lackawanna won their conferences championship, by the way, while he was there. So good for him. University of Miami, he transfers down there. He red shirts in 1999.

So, now that's actually his third, he's going into his fourth year of college, which is normally- This is a 20 year old man, 21. Which can only benefit him in terms of physicality. Oh, he's gonna push 18 year olds around. Absolutely. Then he started the next two years at left tackle,

which is the most important position on the line. I mean center, obviously, too. Center's got a lot going on and guards pull, but that left tackle's protecting the blind side. So unless you want your quarterback murdered, he's pretty important shit. So he does that. During his college career, he did not allow a sack.

Didn't allow anybody to get beyond him. Never allowed a sack in his whole college career to have a left tackle that you just know no one's coming from that side. Yeah, yeah. The confidence that would give a quarterback would be incredible. Abound, yeah.

Knowing I don't ever have to look backwards over my shoulder just to make sure that guy's not gonna kill me. Like that is. That side's covered. That's huge, man. So big stuff here. He, yeah, so big stuff here. Yeah, so he's on the team.

The Hurricanes here, what is it? Butch Davis is their coach. Wasn't he San Francisco's coach for a minute? 49ers I believe. He was the guy who wanted to wear a suit again because his dad was a coach and his dad wore a suit on the sideline. I believe he wanted to wear a suit and the NFL wouldn't let him.

Who was his dad? Something Davis, I don't fucking know. Probably Butch Davis Sr. Butch Davis, yeah. So interesting. OK, that's very, very interesting. That's that guy I remember. 2000 here.

He is playing. They're still listing him at 6 foot 9 again now. We're just giving him a little boost here're everybody that they play who's really good at You know pass rushing they just have an article of like this guy came into this Fucking game with ten sacks and Bryant McKinney shut him down. Yeah, that's every article there Sure is is is that so he's very very excited They said he has a butch Davis said he could potentially become the prototype of a left tackle Essentially, he said I think he's going to be a pro football player

And he won't even really hit his peak till his third or fourth year in the NFL as good a kid as he is and he's Plenty good his upside is even better. He knows he has a lot to learn. He pays attention. He tries hard He's going to be a terrific player. At this point, he's like this freak gigantic athlete that's only been playing offensive line for a short amount of time. So they're saying, you know, he's only going to learn more and get better. Good for him. Good for him is right. They said here's one of the coaches said the sky's the limit for that guy. He has the size and capability of doing whatever he wants. Wow.

And here's an article calling him a quiet giant. Okay, yeah. And that's what a lot of people... Giant, quiet, giant, sure. Those are the nice ones to be. A lot of people say about him is that he is very quiet, very like chill. very chill. One, oh his mother here said quote, he's so laid back, his mother by the way is the manager of the Atlantic City Convention Center. Really?

Yeah, he said he's so laid back that I can't even, I can't get anything out of him. Last night I was walking him to his dorm and I'm like what happened to linebacker Dan Morgan during the Louisiana Tech game, is he okay? said here talk to 88 and he had any I had to talk to tight end Jeremy Shockey to find out wow unbelievable Shockey by the way is like the who Gronkowski modeled himself after he's like you know what if you could be that guy but like dumber you could really fucking do

something you could really do something in this league. I'm telling you. You just got to be even fucking dumber I feel like shocky was was involved in something and then they asked a question about it, and he said he didn't remember Yes, or something. I believe so yeah Dumb fuck or it's calculated stupidity, and he's a menace either way I don't want anything to do with that guy. No fuck. No, he's 704 he looks like he'd go back after he graduated just to hang out there in 704 so even his mother asked him a straight question. He goes I talked to that guy Not talking to your mom

She also said I talked to teammate Vernon Casey to find out what's going on. I talked to Jarrett Payton to find out what's going on. I showed Bryant the paper after the Florida State game and he said, uh huh, yeah. So he's a real valuable guy. He's really, he's going to host a talk show when he's done with this shit. So he was a history major and they just said he's just kind of mellow. He said, really? Yeah, he's a history major and they just said he's just kind of mellow. He said- Really? Yeah, he's a history major.

So I mean, probably not very good at it if he didn't have the grades to go to Iowa. Right, right. He's learning it all now? A history major at the University of Miami is like, they teach it from like 1987 on. When did we start selling Natty Ice? That's it, yeah. Piggly Wiggly or the- From that on. It's from the invention of Gator 1987 on. When did we start selling Natty Ice? That's it yeah. Piggly Wiggly or the... From that on. It's from the invention of Gatorade on that's

that's when they I know that's Florida but still. It's all just Florida facts. It's all Florida bullshit yeah it's all they teach you about. He says, Brian said I'm not very loud I'm not very rowdy yeah I'm pretty laid back if I was too jittery on the field I lose my focus okay he said I never envisioned envision getting the attention I'm getting I read articles that there was speculation that I'm turning pro but no one ever asked me about it I have an extra year and I might as well take advantage of that school wise and I'd like to get more experience in football he said coach Keough would kill me if I turn pro yeah yeah I bet because he wants to keep your giant fucking ass there to make him money he needs that

wall that doesn't allow sacks yeah well the coach says he's a he's the key to our past protection so without him you know you're pretty fucked man yeah why this is a University of Michigan or Minnesota. I don't know UM offensive tackle Joaquin Gonzales Said look at the kid. He's a specimen. He probably has the best tools of any O lineman Who's come by here in a while? Can you imagine him next year? Yeah He was hip-hop's biggest mogul the the man who redefined fame, fortune, and the music industry. The first male rapper to be honored on the Hollywood Walk Cafe, Sean Diddy Combs. Diddy built an empire and lived a life most people only dream about.

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Fuck Florida, man. Florida does not need that. Making her not have to watch another god-awful boxing match. Fuck no. One coach said, Brian has had 11 games of major college experience. I mean, if you were the general manager of one of the teams and you were going to stake your franchise on someone who's played 11 games, that'd be tough. You know what I mean? That might be there. Now right under that though, so what? He doesn't want to go to college. Maybe that's because he wants to go to one of these fine establishments that are advertised under this. What do they have in Miami? Well, there is Magic Health. You can come there. All right. Magic Health claims to be a jacuzzi body spa and massage.

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teams engaged in an infamous street fight in New Orleans for the Sugar Bowl. Yeah, it was a big deal at the time. It was dubbed the Bourbon Street Brawl. Up to 25 players engaged in a street brawl in the middle of Bourbon Street. They went to the biggest tourist spot. You can't save this for tomorrow? God damn. They went to the biggest tourist spot in the whole fucking city. They'd be like, I'll meet you in Times Square.

We're gonna go right. What the fuck, man? We're gonna throw down in front of the fucking. Right under the Lion King sign on Broadway, motherfucker. You and me! It's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. I'm gonna get you in front of the Flatiron building. Let's get after it.

Holy shit. That is crazy. Wow. Several of University of Florida football players showed signs of the fight with bruises on their faces in the interviews and the press conferences leading up to the game. Hilarious. Which is hilarious. No arrests were made, by the way.

Twenty-five giant people brawling in the street and the cops went, well, we'll just let that go. But I guarantee- Goose eggs and black eyes talking about, how do you feel about the game today? But you know how many public urination arrests they make in the world? Oh, right, yeah. Thousands, 25 giant guys fight in the streets,

we'll let that go. It makes sense why Bourbon Street's one of the fucking most dangerous places in the United States. Yeah, they don't care. They don't give a fuck. They're just worried you piss. There's more race on the street. On the fucking most dangerous places in the United States. They don't care. They don't give a fuck That's on the street

Fuck they go always jizz that came out. That's fine. As long as it wasn't urine. We're fine All they care about is public urination. That's it that place. That's why that city is a fucking disgusting shithole horrible place Disgusting and it's humid too. Well all the piss smells. It's just disgusting and it's humid too while all the piss smells It's just gross and there's it's the crazy I've never seen a street so long obviously so super narrow too But all the attention is just on that street the intersection They don't care 50 feet away from the fucking street. There are bars there Dead empty street shoulder to shoulder packed with people, and these bars right around

the corner empty. It doesn't make any sense. It's unbelievable. Never seen anything like that before. A weird fucking place, man. The weird fucking place, New Orleans. So after the Sugar Bowl, Butch Davis, the head coach of Miami, accepted the head coaching job.

Wow, he's going to regret this later. Yeah, whoopsie-daisy. For the Cleveland Browns at that time. That is not good. They made him GM, James. Oh yeah, they had to make him a huge deal to make him, he didn't wanna go there. He was very sought after.

Really? So yeah, Miami on the other hand, goes on to do very well in 2001 the next season they start out ranked number one Yeah, and the 2000 scene team that was featured on the ESPN 30 for 30 documentary the you part two Yeah, yeah, that's still at Clinton Portis and guys like that were there that year January 2001 he's made his decision here we go and He decides that he is going to play. Oh wow, okay He says yes, he's going to play in the NFL. He lives in Lang City, New Jersey now. Yeah, that was some good suspense

Sorry about that. I got lost and I got a little concussed also. So I was like, oh he lives in Lang City That's interesting. And then my brain started going you have to keep telling the story Where's he where's he going? God damn it, fucking diner. If it ever burns to the ground, I should be arrested for it because it was me. No, I did, it was me. If it burns, fucking assholes.

He's leaving the U, he's gonna go. No, no, no, no, no, no. He's gonna stay, I guess. Yeah, he wants his mother said to stay. Oh. He wants to stay. Wow. Yeah he's going to stay. He said fuck it I'm staying. That's ballsy right? Yeah he was named first team all-American Mel Kuyper said he's one of the top underclassmen offensive linemen so you know he has all the reason in the world to come out but he says nope I'm staying. That is ballsy because if somebody falls behind you and you don't see them you know I could take

your knee and your careers over your big six foot eight ass can be fucked yeah that's the thing you go and you get that signing bonus now cuz that's all you're fucking guaranteed and you know put that in something so he this is what Bryant said though I didn't want to be selfish to my teammates huh what are you kidding me fuck Fuck them. Those teammates would fuck your mother in front of you if they could. Are you joking right now?

If it meant that cowboys were gonna draft them number one, they'd rape your mother without her consent. In room 704 and then rap about it. And high five Greg Olson. Greg Olson would fucking hit her in the face with his third leg. Wow, he said, I didn't want to be selfish to my teammates. That is crazy.

He really is a gent. Wow, we were only one game from the national championship this year and I figure we can get back there. So he wants to do that. That's amazing, man. He said there was a lot put in front of me. It was definitely tough. This is my future, you you know I would say he

said that Butch Davis was relieved he said he wasn't too sure what I was going to do he just wanted me to make the right decision for me and his mother believed all along that he should return to school that's his mother wanted him to get his degree that's what she wants like he's gonna graduate anyway so either way he's doing this shit they said that you know he was gonna be a first-round draft pick and decided against it he said there were times I told myself that I was going for sure the whole bowl week I just kind of told myself that but now I just think this

year was the year to get my name out there next year I want to be you know the best here that's the shit so January 30th 2001 butch Davis resigns and he's gonna go and coach for Cleveland so butch Davis convinced this guy to fucking stay and then left and this guy's talking about I don't want to be selfish Brian say I'm gonna go be in charge of the Cleveland fucking Browns. Oh my god. This is from a newspaper article It says Bruce Davis is resignation had a larger effect on two juniors who had the chance to leave school early for the NFL Yeah, left tackle Brian McKinney and safety Ed Reed You know what he did read to turn down opportunity to turn pro in part because they believed Davis would be the coach in

2001 yeah down opportunity to turn pro in part because they believed Davis would be the coach in 2001. Yeah. He said that they both spoke with Davis extensively about their decisions to stay in school or apply for the draft. McKinney said, if I would have known, probably it would have made a difference, but it's too late now. Right. Wow, that's fucked up, man.

The coaches do that shit all the time. Unbelievable. Ed Reed, one of the most, the kindest people. Ed Reed was such a great guy and an unbelievable safety. He's a great fucking player. God damn. Terrific player. Absolutely great.

So this is Larry Coker as the coach now. They're going to finish this season 12 and 0. Wow. Yes, and they go to the Rose Bowl, which will serve as the BCS national championship game where they will play Nebraska in the national title game. I actually remember this. This was the game if I recall.

Did Nebraska win? No, Miami won this game, but this was the game if I'm not mistaken in 2001 where Willis McGahey blew out his fucking knee. He was going to be like top five draft pick blew out his fucking knee. He was gonna be like top five draft pick and blew his fucking knee out. That was like, I remember watching that going, oh my God, that sucks so fucking bad. Because you could just see him going,

this is costing me millions. Millions of dollars. Fuck, this means nothing. Nothing. He played for the Bills and the Ravens too, right? Yeah, he ended up being a damn good running back. But I mean. His knee came back, but not potential.

I don't know, yeah, that just has fucked him all up. It really held him back a year and all that kind of thing. I think he got injured in the NFL with his knee again too. I think so too, later, later. November 17th, 2001, by the way, this is from the season talking about how Syracuse, when they played Miami, that Feeney here, or Freeney, I'm sorry, Dwight Freeney, the great Colts defensive lineman there,

couldn't get shit on him. He didn't get a single tackle that game. Nothing. Yeah, he said, Freeney wants to make his first million off me, is what McKinney said. He said he wasn't gonna fucking let him. He said, no, McKinney said, He said he wasn't gonna fucking let him. He said, no. McKinney said, I'm not a trash talker at all.

I don't really talk too much about anything. I just go out there and play. That's what he said. So McKinney said, it pumps me up. I'm going against the top players in college football. People wanna see what I'm made of. People wanna see what he's made of. That is what's a bummer about being the best

is that they're gonna put their best on you. Oh always. And you're gonna have to prove your metal every single play. Well everybody's always gonna be pumped up to play and everyone's gonna be coming for you all the time. Wild. That's how it is.

That's anybody with, I remember, there's a big deal of Jordan talking about that in the 90s with the Bulls. It was like, we got everybody's fucking A game. Nobody took a night off against us, ever. No, we can't. They were jacked for us. They'd take fucking, you know,

they're playing Charlotte the next day, they might take that off, but they're coming for us. You know what I mean? I don't think, I don't think Franey is six foot nine. No, he's a big motherfucker, but he's not six foot fucking eight. Yeah, he's huge. He's not 6'11 like our guy here. He's a 7'2.

I mean, shit. But yeah, he allowed zero tackles against Freeney. So that, in the NFL, that's what they're going to see. Those are two top prospects, and one shutting the other one down. Right. Yeah, Freeney's 6'1, and that's probably stretched. He's probably 5'11. That's, yeah, that's the different type of thing.

And he said, McKinney said, this was the matchup everyone wanted to see. That's it. So, anyway, he ends up getting his knee scoped after the regular season to remove bone chips and loose cartilage here. Had the surgery in early December, but they have like a month before the bowl game. So he was able to recover and still start the Rose Bowl sure sure it really didn't do anything he's recognized as a unanimous first team All-American in 2001 winner of the Outland Trophy also which is the best

offensive lineman finished eighth and voting for the Heisman Trophy as an offensive lineman that's absurd that's That's absurd, you don't even have any stats. So like, that's fucking crazy. You're gonna compare that to Reggie Bush? Like that's crazy. Wild, and he was the CNN Sports Illustrated Player of the Year as well. And he's a national champion,

and he was roommates with Jeremy Shockey as well. So he's ready for the next level here. Sure is. There's a whole article about how humble he is here star treatment doesn't change Miami tackle okay Jesus Christ McKinney said a buddy of mine came over to me and said do you want to meet Shaq Shaquille O'Neal and I was like it's okay I've met him a couple other times before O'Neal late yes it's cool I know she won't be the first time I mean I'm taller than him based on these newspaper articles so it's no big he said

O'Neill later came over to McKinney McKinney said that's somebody who I would like to be like you dominate in your sport and you're still down to earth yeah that's what they're talking about here he's gonna that's what he wants to do he said our was Shaq talking about here. That's what he wants to do. He said- That is bizarre with Shaq, right? Just, does he think that, he actually behaves like he's not one of the best centers ever in history.

That's his outward thing. Right, it's gotta be, right? Yeah, it's bullshit. He knows, he's a lawyer. No, if you've ever, like I've read books about, you know, the Lakers behind the scenes when that goes shacks Giant ego yeah huge star monster ego giant star Um a little bit of a baby when it comes to some shit like his first and last name rhyme

And it's super fun to say and you still call him Shaq you still exactly Yes, insane, but he is for a guy like that, who's always been so paid attention to and had every bit of attention, number one, all that kind of shit. Put him in movies before he's in the NBA. He's a remarkably non-jaded guy by this point, I would say. Like he's always, from what I've say like he's always from what I've heard

He's always been very nice to kids always had time for without molesting them or anything You know what I mean? Like always had time for kids and always had time for people who aren't famous and shit like that So that's welcome to be welcoming of being the butt of the joke because it's still like yeah, I don't care I got way more money than you. I'm doing great You'll never be me. No shit so April 20th 2002 is the NFL

Draft, you know, baby and the offensive rookie of the year that year was his College teammate back then Clinton Portis. So that's good. He knows him Passing leader that year Rich Gannon forgot all about him Is that right with the Raiders with the Raiders and then Ricky Williams as your rushing leader? So that's good, he knows him. Passing leader that year, Rich Gannon, forgot all about him. Is that right, with the Raiders? With the Raiders, and then Ricky Williams as your rushing leader. Oh yeah, because they lost in the Super Bowl,

that's right, they were doing very well. Number one overall draft pick, 2002, Jimmy. You should know this one. No, no, he's not. I'm asking you, who's the number one draft pick? Yeah, fuck, in 2002, was it Ryan Leaf? It is, it was 99. Oh, okay. God damn it 2002 fuck

Who the hell even knows David Carr? Oh? poor Got this went to Texas at Houston and got the living shit kicked out of him with an expansion team with no offensive line for Years until he was a turn into a backup living shit kicked out of him with an expansion team with no offensive line for years until he was turned into a backup through no fault of his own. And then he had the balls, the absolute balls to be on Twitter.

I mean, it's his brother, so he's allowed to, but just like pumping him up, acting like they're gonna win the Super Bowl. And I'm just like, dude, him and I had a spat back and forth, so much so that he got into my DMs to defend himself David Carr yeah number one your brother's not that good and he wears eyeliner calm down calm the fuck down Well, at least he's not running for his life like poor David Carr number two overall pick is Julius Peppers is great play great pick great

Joey Harrington the Detroit's Jesus Christ they knew how to pick those quarterbacks back in the day He was both ruined them fuck Mike Williams Quinton Jammer number five Ryan Sims at number six and the number seven overall the Minnesota Vikings take Bryant McKinney Seventh seven top ten draft They didn't need anything in 2002, evidently. They're picking linemen. Fuck, man. Well, the franchise left tackle's a great pick. I mean, yeah, but that's not first round shit, is it?

Fuck, yeah. Franchise left tackle's a number one overall pick now. I mean, that's a Tony Baccelli. That was the Jags number one overall pick, and he was the cornerstone of their team for 15 years. You know what I mean? It's a Tony Bisselli, that was the Jags number one overall pick and he was the cornerstone of their team for 15 years. You know what I mean? It was a great pick. Left tackle, quarterback.

Those that you look for like, who can we get that's an anchor, if like if you're expansion team or something, you want quarterback, left tackle, middle linebacker, somebody like that. Left tackle pick. I'm shocked they didn't have one yet in 2000. Apparently not one like him. So after that was Roy Williams,

the defensive back of Dallas. Dwight Freeney, number 11. So I mean they were ended up pretty close to each other. Dante Stallworth that year. Was he drafted by the Colts and played his whole fucking career there? Drafted by the Colts, absolutely. Number 11, Jeremy Shockey, number 14.

Number 15, Albert Hainsworth. Yeah, that's a good one. These are all the guy who couldn't pass his physical test there. Philip Buchanan there, the Oakland defensive lineman. There is one Hall of Famer in the 2002 draft at this point. It's not Franey? It is. Ed Reed, who was also drafted number 24 overall that year as well. I thought Franey was in the Hall of Fame.

He might be by, no, he's not here, no. No? Not yet. How about that? Also Jeremy Stevens, another alumni. There's like five alumni in this first round, by the way. It's crime and sports alumni I'm talking about. Jeremy Stevens is the one that was,

what's her name's fucking boyfriend there? I don't know. We did the episode on both of them. He's the Seattle tight end. I forget. Him and his girlfriend, the one who you called her pussy gross. Yeah. Hope.

Hope. That's the one. Yeah. Hope. Whatever the fuck. The soccer player. The soccer player. Thank you.

Yes, exactly. It's a mess. It does. It does look like a shotgun wound down there. So an exit to not even an entrance and exit. It does it does look like a shotgun wound down there so An exit to it's not even an entrance and exit So here is the report on Brian McKinney. This is from draft central here. Yeah positives a planet player

Huh? Meaning there are very few people in the history of the planet who are as big as McKinney and can do the things he does on a football field. He has the wingspan of a 747 and does an excellent job of using his hands and long arm. There's actual measurements you can use. Yeah, it's a good thing they didn't exaggerate on this at all. Yeah, good thing they kept it to measurables. That's good. Using his long arms to punch and redirect rushers with his size and wingspan getting around him is like circumventing the globe.

This is really Jesus Christ seems to have a feel for the position despite his limited football background is light on his feet and athletic slides his feet fluidly blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Okay negatives. Okay can't jump to the moon. Negatives doesn't dunk well on a 17 foot rim. Negatives is not a real killer or that intense all the time. He's an offensive lineman.

They're generally. That's why he gets to play because he's not a killer. He's not in jail. Offensive linemen are, they're deflecting things. They're generally like, they're like, they're the Tai Chi. If everybody on the field is a different, like generally like, they're the Tai Chi. If everybody on the field is a different martial art, they're the Tai Chi. They're redirecting energy and that's what they do.

You come too hard, great, I'll push you off the direction this way, away from the quarterback. They're using your own energy against you half the time. Evidently they need him to stab people in the fucking neck. They need him to be like, yeah motherfucker motherfucker I'll kill you and eat your children. He said does the job but does not seem to want to finish all his blocks and really punish the man he's blocking. This person just wants violence.

He wants superfluous violence really bad. Doesn't give the guy an extra kick in the face and he's on the ground Does he keep the gun Jones rip hearts out on the 50 yards line? Yeah The punish the maze blogging except when the big guy is upset about some tactic the defender used yeah I'm cool, but you piss me off then I'm coming for you, and I'm giant so guess what be cool with me And I'll be cool with you That's kind of how it is in the trenches with these guys a lot of times you make a deal with somebody like that kind of No cheap shots on my end right. I'm not gonna play dirty if you don't play dirty

Yeah, just keep my keep my fingers straight today I don't want to I don't want to end up with gnarled hands when I retire Where as an offensive lineman will go you roll over on my knee that next finger's going to be in your fucking eye when I come up to block you. I'm going to spit in your fucking mouth in the pipe. I'm going to jam a finger in your eye. Yeah. He is so big and talented that he does not have to do the little extras that could make him extra special.

Does not push himself as much as he should in practice. Has not spent enough time working in the weight room to improve his strength and flexibility. Still learning the game and lack of experience will hurt him. Looks indecisive and struggles in times in the open field when his assignments are not clearly defined and he has an option of who to block. That's one area where his limited football background seems to hurt him. Where he has been durable and very effective, McKinney may not always push himself as much as he should in practice. In terms of size, it's similar to Jonathan Ogden, but McKinney does not have Ogden's super athletic ability, flexibility, or feet. So they do say that he could become a perennial All-Pro type player.

He didn't allow a sack in college, you guys. What are we talking about? It's crazy. He plays football and he does great at it. That's a scout really nitpicking just in case. Well later on if it comes up that he doesn't have a good enough motor, now the scout can go, well I told you that in my fucking report. So not my fault.

This is basically just any negative you could find just to keep it so you don't get in trouble later. So yeah, he ends up signing with the Vikings here. McKinney, the coach Mike Tice said at 1.39 in the morning I woke up sweating and dreamed that I was announcing Bryant McKinney as our first round pick and that's what they did. That's what they did. He is horny for McKinney, good for good for he woke up sweating in the middle of the night thinking about a six foot fucking 11 475 pound man

Holy shit Ty said when I interviewed Brian at the combine I told him I don't even know why I'm wasting my time talking to You you're not gonna be around when we pick anyway Wow, he really thought he be around when we pick anyway. Wow, he really thought he was six slots higher. Wow, he never gave up a goddamn sack in college, so I can imagine he would think that. So McKinney here, I guess he was going around, there's a fluff piece on him, going through the Miami Children's Hospital posing for pictures and signing autographs. And he still hasn't signed yet though.

Oh. From Minnesota. That's the problem here. He said he doesn't want to sell himself short. Okay. He said that we're going to eventually come to an agreement. How long that takes, I don't know why it should take this long. If you're going to sign me eventually then you should have just done it from the beginning

and got it over with. Right. I would say so. They said that the NFL Players Association is continuing a collusion investigation into the matter and has scheduled a deposition with Vikings vice president of football operations. Oh. So they're saying they're trying to freeze them out basically. Yeah.

And Bryant said if you settle for a horrible deal, you'll sell yourself short. That's not something I want to do. You need to get the most out of what you most you can get to benefit yourself because the minute you get hurt or cut that's the end of your career and you never know when that is. I guess they were about a million and a half dollars apart. That's a bit. Yeah that's it. So he said that he says if it's a few bucks it's one thing. He said for me I'm arguing over a big sum of money. It's not a couple thousand or anything like that. It's a million and a half. That's a big difference. It's a few bucks, it's one thing. He said, for me, I'm arguing over a big sum of money. It's not a couple thousand or anything like that.

It's a million and a half. That's a big difference. It's a lot of money. Yeah. Absolutely. So I'm going to say here, grace. This is grace here. They're throwing millions at him.

He's never given up a sack. He's doing phenomenal. Grace. The best in his life is worrying about that 1.5. That's it. And then he, on October 15th, 2002, this isn't gonna help his marketing or his negotiating position,

he is going to be accused of assaulting a man in Miami. Really? Well, that's looking pretty aggressive. You're saying he's not aggressive enough. Yeah. Maybe that's what he's trying to show, aggression. Why is he still in Miami? Apparently this was over the summer.

He is accused of beating and severely injuring a man. But Miami in the summer is a little bit nicer than Minneapolis. In the summer? Yeah. For a college kid, yeah. Oh, god. You couldn't fucking pay me to go anywhere near Miami

in the summer. You're a 45-year-old man. When I was fucking 18, I didn't want to go there. It's disgusting. But if you're a star, it's probably, and six, nine, it's probably amazing. No, not for me. No?

No. Minnesota's beautiful in the summer. Take me there, because I love it. Yeah, sounds great. I love Minneapolis. Sure, I'll go sit on a boat on a lake, but. I would, I never liked, the last thing I ever wanted to do was be in the heat with drunk people.

Yeah. No matter what age I was, that one and two, I hate both, not doing either of those things. Also, he's probably 25, isn't he? He's what? Well, he's probably 24, right? He's like 20, well, 79, so he's 23. 23 years old, yeah, 23 in Miami, and a star going to the NFL.

He's got all the hubris in the world. Yeah, he's a Miami University fucking football star. So for him, everybody knows who he is. I'm sure he doesn't pay for a drink. Yeah, I can imagine that. So apparently, him and three others are accused of beating up a 29-year-old man named Anthony Sloan at a gas station.

It took four guys to beat up one dude. Yeah, well, especially when one of them is seven foot six, 518 pounds. I mean, you don't need any help, right? Right. It didn't allow a sack. No sacks, no sacks. This guy, he didn't allow this guy to get to his car

to fill it up with fucking unleaded either. He needs three friends to help him beat up a dude at a gas station. The lawsuit alleges that McKinney without provocation willfully and maliciously threatened shouted obscenities at assaulted battered and struck Sloan numerous times in the head and body. Wow. It also said that McKinney and vie quote advised and encouraged, which is hilarious.

That sounds like something your parents do, advise and encourage. Advised and encouraged three other men, Xander Robinson Lamar Sturvident, Sturdivant, and Terry Collins to do the same. Sloan's attorney, Robert Eber, said his client and McKinney were at Club Rolex with two exes by the way. How douchey is that? That sounds awful. Wow. In Miami that night and McKinney later mistakenly identified Sloan for a man who robbed him outside the club.

He said, oh you're that motherfucker that robbed me. He was robbed outside and still went in, huh? Apparently went back, still went in there. McKinney was not charged by police, but the others with him were. You know, non-Miami football star, number one first round draft picks. Non, those guys. That's hilarious, by the way.

Guys with nothing to lose. Four guys give a beating, three get arrested, one gets told, you get out of here before any. You get out of here, head off to Minneapolis. Wow, that is fucking amazing. So he's being sued now by the man though. I would too, yeah. He's the guy with the money.

Why not? Fuck it, yeah. His agent didn't say, wouldn't comment about it. Apparently Sloan claims to have sustained permanent injuries and disfigurement, suffered pain and mental anguish, and incurred medical expenses and lost wages. Sloan and his wife are seeking damages in excess of, and this is how you can tell, they're not trying to, they want $15,000.

He just wants to not have to pay a doctor bill. That's realistic expenses. He doesn't say I need $3 million for my pain and suffering. He said pay from, I gotta pay my rent, because I can't work. It feels like Sloan probably isn't the guy that quote unquote robbed him. I don't think he robbed him.

Yeah, I doubt it. I think it's a mistaken identity. So November 2nd, 2002, the Vikings finally signed McKinney to a deal. They draft this guy up high and the season's going on and they're still not, that's crazy man. 98 day holdout, he agrees to a five year, $13.3 million contract that includes a nine point three five million dollar signing bonus and that was the crux of it okay you want to get that big bonus well yeah I mean that's they can't take that from you unless

you do something crazy stop playing or some shit so he is very excited he said I'm elated with this contract I know it's taken some time I can't begin to how tell you how excited I am to put on a Vikings uniform. I feel like my dream is about to begin. That's pretty much the fucking dream, isn't it? To get all the $10 million of the 13 up front. That'll make you feel some security if nothing else.

You know what I mean? And all you got is three years to play for them at a million a year and you've got all this in the bank. You're doing great. That's terrific here. So 2002, the Vikings are six and 10, which doesn't surprise me, because their franchise wasn't doing wonderfully

at that point if they wait till November to sign their first round draft pick, so that's not good here. So obviously there's some problems in Minnesota. 2003, Vikings are nine and seven. A little bit better, climbing back to respectability anyway here. Who is the quarterback for this fucking team?

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That did nothing. He was real good for a minute there. He had so much potential. Yeah, he really did, but it just never all kind of gelled the way it needed to. But I mean, he could throw the ball a mile. He could run and knock people over. He was a bad motherfucker man. So the only stats I have on McKinney from this year are he started all 16 games and played all 16 games. He had two holding penalties, two false start penalties,

and four penalties all year for your left tackles. That's great. 16 games is pretty goddamn good, that's amazing. I see guys do that in a game sometimes Well when I watched it anyway, not now 2004 Vikings here are eight and eight Eight and eight is good enough to get them into the playoffs this year. Ah, Jesus How shitty were the yikes the nfc lions and fucking bears? Well there the Packers are in the playoffs because they play the Packers in a wild card game and win 31-17.

How about that? So they're eight and eight and they're going to the divisional round where they lose to the Eagles 27 to 14. I think that's the year the Eagles went to the Super Bowl and lost to the Patriots, if I'm not mistaken. 2003? 2004.

Oh, maybe. That'd be 2005 would be the Super Bowl. I think that is what happened, but I'm not positive They went somewhere around there Yeah, so this year they lose to the Colts 2000 the next year the Colts beat the Bears never mind. Yeah, the Colts beat the Bears the next year. Yeah, there's that so 2005 here the Vikings are nine and seven again, no playoffs again for them. So pretty goddamn just a kind of a mediocre team. They've been this whole time. Then September 26th, 2005,

two of their offensive line in the Vikings, Brian McKinney and a rookie Marcus Johnson are arrested in connection with a scuffle at a gas station again. What's his deal with getting gas? What the fuck? Have somebody else get your gas please. How infuriating is it for him to see that E coming up? I mean dude he must be very fucking angry when he's below a quarter tank. That light turns on and he's piss. Get the equipment guy to do it or something he'll do it for you son of a bitch. Wow. That is amazing he's held on suspicion of disorderly conduct and obstructing the legal process according to jail documents. He was freed on $50 bail Which I feel like he has

Mike Tice defending his players said that once the story comes out. I don't think any of us will be disappointed Let's just see how it plays out before we judge." Hair turning silver before your eyes here. McKinney was not in the locker room and wouldn't talk to reporters. The arrest came after officers were called to clear out a large crowd from Bobby and Steve's Auto World near downtown. Bobby and Steve's Auto World. I guess it's a gas station. McKinney and and Johnson enter innocent please on this sure here That's how this goes So we're waiting on the the conclusion of that and the outcome of that then October 6th 2005 it is loveboat time here. We go here is the party sex problem here. This is a sex boat basically

NFL a boat that they the party sex problem here. This is a sex boat basically. NFL, a boat that they use to fuck on and then brought a bunch of strippers and hookers. I mean, it's a mobile room. 704 is what this is. I'm 704 on water. That was the name of the fucking boat. Included here on this and this team activity, I guess you could call it. Dante Culpepper, Fred Smoot, Mowel D. Moore, Pat Williams, Bryant McKinney, Nate Berleson, Ralph Brown, Jermaine Wiggins, Troy Williamson, Travis Taylor, Kevin Williams, Lance Johnstone, Mo Williams, and Willie Offord.

I guess two houseboats were rented. This is how this works. They had two? They had two. They're not fucking around. Golly. I guess some but not all the players performed sexual acts in front of the crew members.

That was the thing, like these people who worked on the boat had to watch this. Yeah, because you rent the boat and somebody else drives it and serves or derves and shit. Yeah, they're not giving fucking Fred Smoot the keys to a fucking houseboat and saying go bring it back in one piece. You know what I'm saying?

Smoot, Culpepper, here take these keys. Don't fuck around or drink or do anything stupid. Go race these boats. That's all it would be. I guess the sex workers were from Atlanta and Florida were flown in for the party. Is that right? Yes, they flew in prostitutes for this. That's the thing. This was not this wasn't just let's rent some boats Oh, I met some girls at the strip club and I invited them and it turns out for a hundred bucks They'll do whatever they said. Let's get two boats have a big party

We'll fly. I mean they had to get plane tickets. Think about that. They had to fucking go and buy these women plane tickets. I need to get your name, address, and phone number please. I need your legal name. On the real, like your legal name, date of birth, and email address, I need it right now. American Airlines has your itinerary, Cinnamon. Holy shit, that's incredible. He cleared out the

dollhouse and the Claremont for this and the golf club too he got it all there were at least 90 people on the two boats 180 people no no no 90 people spread out through two boats oh okay Fred Smoot estimated more than that cause he estimated there were 100 women present. God. We got 100 girls for what? 12 players. Give me a dude. How big is your ego? One, two, three, four Fred. It doesn't matter how big your dick is. If you can get them all on. One, two, three, four, five, your dick is. If you can get them all on.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 players and 100 women. And what were they celebrating? What was this for? Celebrating being giant and fast and rich. That's what this was. October wasn't even the off season for fuck's sake. This wasn't like February, the season's over. Is this the bye week? Fuck it's October, it has to be here. So an anonymous former player of the Vikings claimed that this is not the first time this

has happened either. This was a regular thing that they did. This is just the first time it came out. Photographs were taken at the party allegedly showing people engaging in sexual intercourse. We're going to have four misdemeanors come out of this. And this is also the main reason why Mike Tice who got got fired and Brad Childress ended up coming in and kind of turning the team around here. I guess we'll start with this. A woman called police around 9 20 p.m

From the tour from the boat to report that approximately or no, this isn't from the boat. This is the yard Remember this we started this out. We did the patreon on this. Okay, we did it like years ago No, no, no, they to say seven black men had urinated in her yard Might I say gigantic men to also seven huge dicks beinginated in her yard. Might I say gigantic men too. Also seven huge dicks being drained in my yard. One guy was eight foot two, 611 pounds. They piss like horses. It's flooded. All my grass is gone. It is flooded out. It's washed away. It's like when a hurricane came through, I had to put sandbags in front of my door. It's wild. It's crazy. That's how this flood was. They, she recalled to say seven black men urinated in her yard after exiting a big shuttle bus limousine. According to the transcript later mentioned that the

men were sitting at Al and Alma's, which is the name of this charter cruise company that the Vikings players use. An attorney for the charter company said, some of the sex acts alleged by witnesses to have taken place during the party included masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, woman on man, woman on woman, toys, double penetration,

middle of the floor, middle of cou penetration, middle of the floor, middle of couches, middle of the room." So you're saying they got what they paid for. Yeah, that's an expensive night is what you just described. Because the thing is they're not getting a refund. That's funny. So the 911 caller said, there was a big shuttle bus limousine that pulled up alongside my house And there was like seven black men who got out and stopped and peed all over my yard

The dispatcher said how many yeah? There's a lot of black dicks in your yard He said she said there were like six or seven there was a whole busload of them But the bus driver stopped right alongside my house and there were six or seven black men that got out, probably I'd say 19, 18, 19, maybe even 20, I guess, that got out. But those are the only ones that pissed. I think those are the ones that pissed. They said, they asked for a plate number and they said, the caller said, they're sitting at Alan Alma's, they're right there. You don't need a fucking plate number. Couldn't see the plate. It was blocked by all the dicks.

That's too much. Too many dicks. They said that they're trying to find the pictures in this investigation. One person said, members of the entourage that were on both boats took enormously detailed photographs of a variety of sexual acts. That's how big their dicks are

Even the details are enormous on there these pictures. I Don't know why why do you need to photograph? I don't just remember fuck this is sexual menace to society is what this is who wants to watch some motherfucking tape Just live in the moment you guys Just live in the moment you guys, especially in a moment like this. Christ. This is a great moment that you've paid a lot for. Live in it. Put the fucking cameras away. God damn.

Jesus Christ. So the party was allegedly organized and paid for by Fred Smoot. And he's a rookie by the way. And what? Fred Smoot and 10th year player Lance Johnstone They said that eight crew members are considering all options including legal law or civil lawsuits, but right now they're in shock They were just so big Jesus Christ. This is attorney Stephen Doyle. He said they got frightened. They got petrified They couldn't believe people did this with these giant penises. Oh my God.

The captain has PTSD. He can't even take a piss. Looks at his own dick and he balls up in a fetal position. Oh my God, there's one right there. Holy shit. Mowel D. Moore, one of the Vikings who admitted he was there, said he didn't see any of this alleged behavior. Where was I?

This is the greatest line of any show ever. Quote, that's crazy. Sex? Come on. Yes. That's so crazy to think that football players would fuck a hundred prostitutes on a boat that they paid for. A hundred prostitutes to 15 men.

Generously 20. Crazy. That's 5 women to every man. You didn't see a single bit of sex, Mueldy. Come on. That's crazy. Come on, dude. Jesus Christ.

That's outrageous. We know about room 704. Give me a break. Mike Tice said, I am not happy about the allegations. I bet. Great. He said, however this- going to find getting fired. This looks bad.

However this plays out these allegations that we will take steps necessary to deal with it. But again, these are allegations. Yeah. Yeah. A sergeant with the Hennepin County Sheriff's Office said that from what we're hearing, it certainly sounds as they're saying that they're they were asked, is there going to be like citations for prostitution, lewd behavior, solicitation, misdemeanors, things like that. And he said, from what we're

hearing, it certainly sounds that way, but we want to get it right from the people that were there. We are trying to sort out all the facts to see if it even rises to a criminal act or whether it was just people who? Are offended so whether it's a more of a civil thing Man How sweet is that right kind of world to live in that is crazy the cleaning just offended by dicks being? sucked on our boat Jesus well

I mean if that's at your job and you're not supposed, like if you work at a sex club, like a club that's like, that room is where people fuck. Like, you know what you're getting, but if you just like clean a luxury houseboat, most of the time that's like, you know, some rich douchebag trying to find a write-off with his work pals or it's-

Throwing a holiday party, whatever. Or it's a family or some shit It's you don't expect to see gigantic penises everywhere. Yeah, and all of their dicks the cleaning crew reportedly found used condoms KY jelly handy wipes and wrappers for sex toys and The one cleaner said it was just incredible how it was left never in the history of this group of people had they ever had anything like this That's the other part. It's like if you're gonna do that you just leave all that behind No shit, man. That is absolutely gross

I mean, I guess Fred probably heard we have a cleaning deposit and we clean the boat after he was like great cool Yeah, great. We can just leave all this behind then Well, Fred Smoot was the alleged ringleader of this whole thing because he's one of the people who organized it Smoot's agent dismissed those claims there Smoot though didn't deny that he was on the boat that night Well, you can't when your names on the fucking rental form stupid when you're the guy who paid the deposit with your fucking Amex card It's hard to say you weren't there Smoot allegedly held a double-headed dildo and inserted it into the vaginas of two women who were lying on the floor in the lounge area. After one woman left

he continued to manipulate the dildo inside the other woman in front of the crew. Hey guys look what I'm doing. Merritt Guyon who worked at the docks told a sheriff's detective that three men planned the charter boat cruises the day before the party Guyon told the detective that Smoot showed up with another man that she did not recognize Lance Johnstone here that's another guy he's the veteran Merritt Guyon the dock employee told detectives that crew members showed John Stone Smoot and an unidentified player around the boats went over menus and talked about

specialty liquors. Smoot then signed a contract for the event and gave his address and phone number so he could be billed for it as well. John Stone put his credit card down for the thousand dollar deposit and said the rest of the bill could be added to his card later. So those two cannot deny they were there at all because they're during paperwork. Your card and your name and address are involved in this. Oh my God. So now, Muel DeMore will expand on that quote too because it comes from a bigger quote. He said nothing happened.

They asked if he saw any strippers or sex and he said sex? What are you talking about? Is that what? Man, that's crazy. Sex? Come on. Look man, I'm engaged so none of that. Don't tell my girlfriend.

He said, thing about that, that put me in trouble. Yeah, you're in trouble with a lot of people including your fiance and that is the most worst denial I've ever heard. You're in trouble right now, Mweldy. What are you talking about? Once again, sex? What are you talking about? Is that what? Man, that's crazy. Sex? Come on. Is that what they're saying? Look man, I'm engaged so none of that. If someone said that, you'd laugh your ass off in their face.

That is amazing. Corrin Robinson here, by the way, claimed he was not on either boat and was upset about the Minneapolis Star Tribune associating him with this incident, given his effort to rebuild his life after struggling with substances. Robinson said, I wasn't there, so as far as the whole situation I just know I wasn't on

the boat and I don't want to get involved. I don't want my name to be brought up because of what I just went through and what I'm still going through. So for my name to be brought up like that is just crazy and upsetting because I don't want anyone looking at me because I had nothing to do with it. Yeah. That's a denial. I wasn't there. I had nothing to do with it. I don't want to. at me because I had nothing to do with it. Yeah, I wasn't there and I was setting up to get an invite. Yeah.

I wasn't there. I had nothing to do with it. I don't want to, I'm naming it not sex. Come on man. That's, that's just, come on. Really? No. I've got substance abuse problems and that's why they didn't invite me. I'm really upset about it, but I'm more upset that I have a substance abuse problem. Oh, that's yes. He sounds, that's a denial. I, I semi believe. Whereas I well be more, that's a hilarious denial. That's like the funniest denial ever. You sounds that's a denial. I semi believe whereas I well be more that's a hilarious denial That's like the funniest denial ever you say Face I don't live that life anymore. I've already done all that

Yeah, I'm good Brian McKinney allegedly picked up a naked woman placed her on the bar and Performed cunnilingus on her in front of the rest of the crew and other guests. I'm gonna go down on a prostitute Brian our guy I'm gonna go down on a prostitute. Brian, our guy. I'm gonna go down on a prostitute. Wow. In front of the whole squad here. Why? You don't go down on a prostitute, Brian. No, you absolutely don't go down on a prostitute. Somebody's been in there already, man.

Half the fucking team, apparently. Not only that, they probably don't want you. They probably don't want you. They probably don't want you. They probably don't want you. They probably don't want you. They probably don't go down on a prostitute somebody's been in there already man oh half the fucking team apparently yeah not only that they probably don't want you to they were just like over with as quickly as possible you're gonna give me a yeast infection stop it oh my god he by the way in a reddit ask me anything Fred anything thread Fred Smoot referred to

this act as and I remember this from the Patreon quote, running through the okra patch. Yeah, that's right. Running through the okra patch, that's what he was doing. Wow. That's some southern shit right there. Running on through the okra patch, I'd be like, where the fuck are you from? Okra patch. Later that night, McKinney and three other men were spotted sitting in deck chairs

receiving fellatio from four women, which was also observed by the crew in the public area of the boat. And- It's a pretty sweet day, isn't it? Yeah, I would say McKinney, by the way, later on when this was all over with in 2018, he said, quote, everybody's had a little bump in the road.

That was just a fun bump and a fun boat. A fun bump is what I would call that, yeah. And a fun boat. A deron deck on the deck of a houseboat? That's pretty dope. I don't wanna get a blowjob with three of my friends. That's not- Yeah, I don't wanna sit side by side.

No, that's not fun. That's a whole separate weird form of maleness that I'm not a part of. Let's find a stateroom. What do you say? Yeah. I've never wanted to have sex with my friends as a group activity ever. So I never understood that. That corner of maleness I never went into.

I just never went into it. Let's get blown together. The orgy where we don't touch each other nor use the same girl that like what's the point then you go find a room I'll find a room. Yeah, we don't need to be hanging out. We've been hanging out all night I think it's time to separate now. I think it's time for us to get away from each other Ziggy Wilf also in response to the that's the owner by the way of the team Also, in response to the, that's the owner, by the way, of the team. He said, lack of discipline will no longer be tolerated at any level. The events of the past week are unacceptable.

If there was any sense that we would look the other way regarding this type of behavior, I want to make it extremely clear that this behavior will never be tolerated again. No blowjobs. Never again. On my watch here. Then he said a code of conduct is coming for the Vikings. Oh. He said that this is the owner. I expressed my anger and I expressed my embarrassment, my embarrassment on behalf of my family and

for the people who work hard here. That's right. He said that he's going to, he wants to work with the team to levy appropriate fines penalties and or suspensions Yeah, and this will not be tolerated buddy. Tell you that Report says on October 19th 2005 the owner delivered an intense profanity laced address to the team Friday You know about your morals and everything to the team Friday. You know, about your morals and everything. During the meeting he threatened to remove players from the roster who were involved in the planning of the party. Yeah, that's crazy. I would say he said this, I guess a former player told SI, this ain't

the first time the Vikings players have been on Lake Minnetaka with some women. I went there several times with a few other guys and some strippers when all of us were single, but we would go on the boat one of the guys owned so everything happened in private. Yeah, that's how you do it. If you're doing it in front of a fucking crew of people. Right. People that don't do this. That don't do this and are just at work. That's different. If you have your own boat and you take it out, you can do whatever you want on on it No one cares. No one gives a shit Let's see going into a Best Buy shopping for a TV with a hundred hookers and then fucking them on the TV

He's like dude people at Best Buy are gonna be offended. They're gonna be they're gonna think it's weird. Yeah, so The same guy another former Viking said this shit's been going on every year and every year it has escalated Yeah His shit's been going on every year, and every year it has escalated. Yeah. And also coach Mike Tice quote, offered to fight any team member who wanted a piece of him. He's that what? Mike Tice said, I'll fight any one of you who wants a piece of him, who wants a piece of me. Let's go mother, Mike Tice was a former player,

he's like six foot eight also, Mike Tice is a giant man, but I'm not fighting a fucking player in the prime of his career, what are you crazy? Fight me because I don't want you guys fucking hookers who got a blowjob. I let's fight right now I swear to God. Let's go Smoot opens up about planning this later on here. I Fred Smoot and Yeah, he I guess they're talking about

memories fading and all that. But on a one oh six point seven radio, the fan here in 2013, Fred Smoot talked about it and you know what happened. And he was asked, were there were they regular ladies or were they paid for ladies? Smoot said, what's the difference between regular and paid for? A big fucking difference. Gigant...what? Yeah.

What's the difference? What the f...I don't know. What are you talking about? All the difference in the world. Sex? Come on, man. Fred's very understanding. Wow. He then said you pay for them at some point

when you take them on dates. Okay, he's running that game. He's all women are his, yeah, that he bought them. Wives are prostitutes too, because if they're stay at homes, you pay for their mortgage and you pay for their food. Fred stops. And they take care of your kids and they feed you and you know, do all that kind of shit. And you're also the only person they fuck, Fred. That's the other thing, Fred stop and they take care of your kids and they feed you and you know do

Also the only person they fuck that's the other thing Fred exactly were these idiot were these Secretaries you had to talk into this and you know charm or were these women that you could charm with money Which one are these women that you charm was saying be here at this time for this amount of money Yeah, if women did this for free. I'm impressed with your game at that point If you just paid for anybody could have this done in front of them So the report the news news guy radio guy said I'm just wondering you stop me if I cross the line and Fred Smoot said Let's use the word professional Okay Yeah, they fuck for fees. You know what I'm saying? So are these regular women or professional women, Fred?

Professional women, yeah. So the guy said, all right, so were they professional? Some, Fred Smoot said, it was a lot of regular girls on there. Some guys brought their girlfriends. That's, they'll get you fought with later on. They said, how many girls you figure on total on the boat? 20. And Smoot said, let's say a hundred. Okay. So the guy said, Oh damn, that's a ship, not a boat. And he said,

so there's probably a hundred chicks on the boat. How many players? And smooth said, I don't want to disclose the number. Let's just say it was a team effort. I don't want to say the number because then their wives maybe They start doing the process of them. Yeah, that's it's I don't know who I can't remember who was married Yeah, let's just they said alright. Okay. Let's just say you were on the boat and Fred Smoot said some people say they saw me Yeah, like the person who took your fucking deposit name and address and phone number and rented it to you books this shit Fred

Jesus Christ, man. I guess the players here. This is call summons filed alleged at smooth Culpepper McKinney and Moe Williams engaged in quote butt groping sex toy usage assorted oral favors and topless lap dancing with women on the boat, according to the criminal complaint. Three of the four players would end up being convicted except for Culpepper here. Of what? Solicitation?

Misdemeanors. Different things here. Crew members, according to the complaint, said everything seemed relatively normal until the boat left the dock. Well, yeah, that's when it gets weird. That's when we figure we're in international waters. According to the complaint, everything seemed relatively normal until the boat left the dock. Well, yeah, that's when it gets weird. That's when we figure we're in international waters. He said, yeah, so everything's good now.

At which point, female passengers began, quote, going down to a lower restroom area and changing out of the clothes they had been wearing when they got on the boat. They were emerging either scantily clad or nearly naked. Yeah, like a girl that just got dropped off at high school by her dad. Now she's gonna change. Alright. Take off the overalls. Here we go.

They said well how come you, Smoot was pointed to as the ringleader. It's like because he put his name on paper. Right. That's why. Because he organized this shit. Smoot said you would have thought that I had been drafted a Viking, been leading the Vikings for the last eight years to championships because I totally got blamed for it and that this is why.

Yeah. He said, they thought we was going to throw it in an undisclosed place and just rent the whole place and let nobody in. Well, that fell through and so it was like we got to figure something else out. And it was the bye week, Smoot says it was he said yes so then they were like alright we sitting over there with a couple of guys trying to play plan it out and here come my big mouth well how about we throw it on some yachts they were like well alright just call us and get it ready and so they he said you know we wore he said, you know, we wore, he said it wasn't,

they said so it wasn't a charity event. And he said, no, it wasn't a charity event. Oh, there's a girl named Charity there. Yeah. He said it was a charity event actually. Yeah, we wore our pink, it was for breast cancer. Yeah. Fred.

Fred. He said, then I made the phone. We were giving them buddy checks. Then I made the phone call. This is what made me infamous I make the call to the boating company and they was like yeah, no problem Just leave us a credit card and guess what I did left my credit card and my name But he said it was a party. It was like going to any other gentleman's club in the city really Wow, some wild shit going on. You didn't get to see dildo shows all the time?

I didn't get to participate in double-sided two gals, geez. You and three of your friends weren't getting blown all at the same time? And then double-sided one too hard and she left and then I just got one chick? Never heard of it. Never happened before. They said, well how'd the story come out? Though that things were going crazy on the boat and smooth said well nothing went crazy. That's the whole thing about it

there's nobody else on the boat but us and the captain and the guy said they had to have a crew and Fred said no and I can say the four servers they had serving food and serving drinks and the guy said that's called a crew But all right his Fred said no, they didn't have a crew. They just had a bunch of servers. That's who the crew is Anyone who works on the boat that's crew. There's nobody down in steerage Throwing coal into the motor Fred that it's and if they were motor It's fine if they were they'd be crew It's all anyone on that fucking boat getting paid to be there is crew right except for the prostitutes. They're not true I would say so

doing a job And the guy so smooth said one of the crew told her boyfriend and he didn't like it And that's how it got out because he told her mom oh, and she the host said because she saw something and Smoot said she didn't see anything. She just went home and bragged about, I was just on a boat full of Vikings players and women. And that's when the host said, and things got crazy.

And Smoot said, no, they had a fun time. Smoot went a minute, it was crazy. He said, it's just friends chilling amongst friends enjoying themselves. And that's what it was, man. Like I tell people. Like I tell people. That's not my, I'm friends with chilling with other friends and we never have double sided dildos and two prostitutes and like it never happens.

What a party, man. It's wild. So they, so the host said, so it host said, so it was really overblown? And Smoot said it was overblown and overrated. I've been to more- We got a lot of blow jobs. We got a lot of blow jobs. He said, I've been to more funner places

in Miami and California. I've been to places that really have fun. South America. You get 200 women fucking each other and fucking you and fucking everybody else. How much more can be done? I don't understand. I mean from that party it sounded like you've stretched the limits of partying. Sounds like you've done it all, man.

So they the guy said so it was probably a Minnesota thing and Smoot said it was in Minnesota, you know cities like New York, DC, Miami, Atlanta, this type of stuff happens every day. So yeah, he said that they didn't, I guess that they didn't, Smoot said he didn't realize that they had legal troubles until the next week when they pulled into the parking lot and the street was lined with television trucks.

So they end up resolving their legal issues here very quickly, October 26, 2005. The charges are disorderly conduct and obstructing the legal process. That is, Brian McKinney and Marcus Johnson had those charges dropped. Kevin Williams, oh, this is all of their different. That's his charges from earlier. Okay. Yeah. That's how that goes. Um, so they're trying to figure out though, um, you know, this love boat thing here. Now there is a fluff piece on them the next week saying that he fulfills expectations. Sounds like it. He fulfills a lot of things. Yeah. I was gonna say he's fulfilling quite a bit here. They said he delivered the

kind of play Minnesota expected after drafting him so high. So yeah, they're just a fluff piece saying how great of an offensive lineman he is and all that shit. But he's also got a lot of fucking problems. Yeah. As we know about more problems than you know of. So 2005 season, that season he only has two penalties. No holding penalties. Is that right? In 2005, zero, 16 games started, goose egg on holding penalties. Two false starts and one offside.

He plays so clean. That's amazing, wow. Yeah. 2006, May 26th, he pleads guilty to disorderly conduct and being a public nuisance on a watercraft in connection with the boat scandal. Yeah, that's a nuisance. All right. That's a nuisance. He pays a thousand dollar fine and performs 48 hours of community service. And the Vikings owner also said in addition to that community service, he's going to participate in numerous service events as well for the team. I think he's done enough service. I think there's plenty of serving. He's served many people.

McKinney said, I want to be an example of everything that's good about the Vikings and the state of Minnesota. Fred Smoot also said, by the way, this is what he said at the time, which is hilarious knowing what he said in 2013. That last interview, he said, I used poor judgment and take responsibility for my actions. I've learned a valuable lesson. I regret tarnishing the reputation of the Minnesota Vikings and the national Football League. Yeah. Jesus Christ. 2006 Vikings, six and 10 again.

So going backwards, not doing great here. The old vikedogs here. Ooh, Tavarius Jackson back as a quarterback. This is Brad Johnson starting 14 games this year. So the Culpepper experiment has come to an end. Sure has. September 9, 2006, the NFL announces its finding. McKinney and Fred Smoot, one game check each for the boat

incident. OK. So Brian McKinney, it'll cost him about $41,000 to go on that boat. He gets paid nothing to play. Wow. He's already been paid. He paid $41,000 to go down on a prostitute.

That's crazy. That's the most expensive. It's the most expensive head anybody's ever given. Wow, given, yes, given. For sure. A day after the fine was levied, the Vikings raised his pay and extended his contract for seven years with a contract worth $48 million. Whoa. They go, well, look, this'll make you feel better. Yep. Seven, 48.5 million dollars, 17 million in guaranteed money. That's fantastic. That is wow. That's a lot, man. That's marvelous. He can, it's a lot of head he gets to give.

Fucking so much, man. So much. September 2006, FHM Magazine. McKinney is one of five University of Miami alumni prominently featured in an article titled University of Miami Hit Squad, The Hurricanes are Taking Over the NFL, Deal with It. Okay. So, McKinney said, if you put together a team made up of guys playing

in the NFL who come from the University of Miami we'd be playing in the Super Bowl this season and I think we'd win. Is that magazine gone already? I would hope so. By the way, who would your fucking quarterback be? Yeah. Because I don't remember any... Chiafarius Jackson? We get what I'm saying. who would your Miami Ken Dorsey? He's not gonna fucking win shit in the NFL So you guys know there's never how many good quarterbacks have come from any of the sucking colleges in Florida for that matter any

No, Florida State at a Heisman winning Quarterback and he played for the Knicks for fucking 10 years Danny were full from Florida, I mean Danny Kanell from like I can name a million of these guys I'm sure there's one or two, Benny Testaverde was a decent quarterback in 1985 or six or whatever the fuck for Miami coming to the NFL. He played but he never won anything. Fucking Jim Kelly played down there but I mean this is 1982 for Christ's sake. It's been a while yeah. When When's the last time? Yeah. It's I mean you have terrible they do not recruit

quarterbacks well down there. I'm sure I'm missing somebody but I mean James Winston I mean we can keep going. We keep fucking going. We can go on forever. It's there's another one that's coming. Jesus. The list is long man. He's a mess. So anyway, since his rookie year when he signed in the middle of the year, he has not started a game. He's started every single game he's been eligible to start. So pretty good. Only four penalties that year also. Or four holding penalties that year.

So you set that up a little bit. 2007 Vikings are 8-8. Jesus. They're a mess for years Yes, it's only recently been getting good for them. It's very recent It's been a god Jesus the poor poor Viking hopefuls man. Those those fans have been abused for years Since 99 man, they just been getting their ass kicked and then it's it's really pathetic they got a brand new stadium it's a beautiful place it's a great city great people and that team just fucks them and fucks them and fuck fuck them like some over treat them like loveboat patrons like this is fuck them constantly blow us on the deck looks like this is all you have yeah, yeah

You have us you have the twins. Yeah, I mean, you know, you have the timber walls. Why is it the wild? I think the wild yeah, I mean you have sports and then it's all winter when it's freezing cold Yeah, and you're in your goddamn houses. This is the only thing you have so They talk about by the way Sean Taylor gets killed around now he also went to Miami so that's a big deal for all the Miami guys and he makes a statement about it and everything like that yeah we'll have to do a bonus episode on that at something that was really fucking sad yeah McKinney said what can we do to try to prevent that I mean who would ever

think somebody would come break in your house, something like that? He had an alarm system, from what I was told. I don't know what other precautions you can really take to protect yourself. Like what do you do? Carry a bazooka around your house and wait for people to attack you? Yeah, somebody should ask him how he feels about what they're doing now. Just wait until you're out on the road and they just break into your house. They got six different professional athletes now.

They just got somebody yesterday. Oh yeah, it happens all the time now. They got they have fucking pretty goddamn Expensive collections of things usually a lot of shit so February 24 2008 McKinney is going to be Arrested here. He is arrested for aggravated battery After a street brawl outside a nightclub. Oh Also charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest without violence here The authorities were called to club space after a fight broke out. This is in Miami, of course, obviously McKinney had been thrown out by nightclub security guard who was arguing and was arguing and spit on spit on this guard. So apparently this guy said he wouldn't press charges if McKinney left.

That's what he said. He goes, you get the fuck out of here and we'll call it a day. All right. I don't want to deal with this shit. So you're very big and you're very famous around here too. So I don't want people because people would be harassing me then. So the authorities then said that he, McKinney then went to a nearby strip club, but then returned to club space to fight with the bouncer again.

He stewed about it while staring at Titty. He saw it. How mad. That's what I mean. He saw tits and vaginas and asses and didn't fucking get in a better mood Unbelievable at that point you need to like you need to like go cold turkey with no tits for like six months to bring back The joy it should bring you joy Yeah, that's a guy that goes down on on hookers, and he it didn't cheer him up even a little bit not even a little bit

Apparently police found McKinney in the middle of a large crowd throwing punches and yelling obscenities. He was in the midst of it. In the middle of it, it was that. Then McKinney then allegedly shoved his phone in the bouncer's face before picking up a heavy pole and hitting him. Oh my. You're gigantic.

You're nine foot three, 714 pounds. You don't need a pole. This isn't crazy. You had a wingspan of the space station. That's yeah. What the hell? The wingspan of the continental United States. You got to hit this guy with a bowl. Wow. What are we talking about? Police told McKinney to stop. He wouldn't. He didn't even. The cops couldn't affect him. They

said stop and he just walked away and got on a bus. He got on the bus? He got on a bus to try to escape the situation. What the fuck is this place? But the cops sold the bus driver not to drive away and to fucking stay there. We need that man, yeah. Jesus Christ, he was arrested and bonded out for nine thousand dollars here and and this is in Miami obviously you know he's got some problems was it cuz he was waiting on another bus to strap to his feet cuz he's 37 feet tall that's what it is he tried to get on the bus but he couldn't fit through the door so they said never mind he was too tall and wide to get through the door he got on top of the bus and laid down so go motherfucker go the Vikings

released a statement saying we are aware of the situation with Bryant McKinney we will respond further once we've collected appropriate information that's what that says they said it's unclear what caused the brawl well we know what caused it it was he wasn't happy about being thrown out of the strip club. And titties couldn't calm him down. No, and he pleads not guilty to this, by the way. Wow. To these charges.

There's witnesses, man. A ton of them. The police report said officers found him in the middle of a large crowd throwing punches and yelling obscenities. Yeah, there's witnesses that are police. They showed up and wrote that shit down. He's a fucking, he's a problem, this guy.

I don't know what happened, but it's set off now. He is like the University of Miami in a person, like in what personifies a whole university. This is what- He was fine before he went there. Did Miami do this to him? It has to be yes Dude, it makes you a scumbag watch both of the use and then listen to that fucking song

Yeah, you go fuck Miami that place is horrible. He was a gentleman before he came here god damn it So yeah, he's I mean imagine this guy the next night. He's out of jail. He's still walking around strip clubs bouncer makes him angry again He's out of jail. He's still walking around strip clubs bouncer makes him angry again He leaves he goes to another strip club, and then he goes in another place that he thinks is a strip club But instead who's standing there? It's the swarm of man. That's who's there and he says How is it you've come to arrive here? Why are you here? I have no, there is no, I have no women on the counter to give cunnilingus to, however you say. I don't know, I read paper. That's why I'm here.

I give, you get whole shawarma, one in one and one in other. You go back and forth. I said, no, you don't do that. It'll ruin the meat. Although maybe marinade, nice. I don't know. It could be better possible but no no you get you go now I know make for you I'm sorry I can't I cannot do sign say closed you go now I'm very afraid my wife daughter everyone here I you're you know you have sex with them you beat me up I don't want to happen so you go now and then poof yeah a cloud of tzatziki and and and meats and juices he's gone for after I and Brian McKinney is left holding a giant skewer of shawarma

looking for something to stick it in and he has nothing so May 22nd 2008 he rejoins the Vikings and hopes to not get Hopes to not get in trouble basically. That's what it was Shitload of money he does well he declined to discuss the legal situation But said the last three months have been a quote learning experience for him. Yeah, he learned a lot. I'm sure It's the same shit that keeps happening. You're not learning anything from this just fighting. He's so mad It's fucking stupid so the 2008 Vikings are 10 and six, and they lose the wild card round to the Eagles 26 to 14, and oh my god, they got Gus Farrott.

Gus Farrott started 11. Is that right? Gus Farrott, I didn't even know he was still in the league in 2008, Gus Farrott. I thought he was long gone. From Denver? From Washington back in the day and Denver I mean Jesus he's been around forever being mediocre

Holy shit, you're not gonna win if that's your fucking this starts 11 games on your team So he is going on August 30th 2008. He is going to be suspended for four games For violating the league's personal conduct policy here. He had pleaded not guilty to all this shit, but he's had several incidents and so he's finally going to get suspended for games, which is going to cost him some dough. You bet. Yeah, that's a lot. It's going to cost him some money.

September 2nd, 2008 is an article in the paper. The title is, headline is blocking out reason. Okay. Which is fucking funny here. And logic, yeah. And logic and everything else here. They said McKinney's most recent transgression, a brawl outside of Miami nightclub in February

that led him to facing four charges caused NFL commissioner Roger Goodell to suspend him Friday for the first four games of the regular season. It marked the fourth time McKinney's been in trouble with the law since the Vikings selected him in the first round in 2002 You know, none of these are like giant Big things, but they're all just indicative of a guy who character. It's the crime in sports athlete. It's I'm huge. I'm important. I'm famous. I'm rich. I'll do whatever I want Yeah, yeah, and he he has no ties to Miami except for going to college there. Why would you go years there?

Why would you go there? Because that's where everybody kisses his dick. That's how Miami is So Minnesota has bigger stars because nobody knows nobody knows McKinney's name in Minnesota except for like super die-hard fans That's it, but he's a national champion in Miami. So yeah, that is interesting, interesting stuff here. So McKinney, they said, if McKinney's going to change his ways, he must start now. The conditions of the NFL suspension, which the Vikings appealed but failed to get reduced, include no contact with the team except to arrange off-site medical treatment. This means McKinney could theoretically return to the Miami area during his mandated absence.

Perfect. Oh my God. But if McKinney has learned anything, he will spend his time near the Vikings facility in Eden Prairie working out and staying away from anything that resembles a nightclub. Yeah, because in Eden Prairie, I can't assume the nightclubs are quite the same.

So he only starts 12 games that year, by the way. Only has two penalties, all 12 games. That's good. Now they say March 13th, 2009, he can avoid charges if he complies with the court's shit here. They said that the fight charges against him will be dropped if he completes community service

and counseling and doesn't get arrested again. 25 hours of community service and participate in at least six counseling sessions. He had faced charges of felony aggravated battery before. So he's faced all of these charges and so that's a pretty light felony aggravated battery to just say you're sorry and go to a fucking... I'd love to know what counseling they're sending him to alcohol counseling what kind of anger management probably I suppose that yeah I don't know if he needs it but that's what they keep saying how chilly is so I don't know how big of a guy he is those cold sores must be enormous other big

as your fucking head size of a nickel cold Sores the size of dinner plates. The man's got. You should see his herpy fucking, his fucking, his syphilitic fucking shankers. They're fucking, wow, they are big. They're big. You could host a barbecue on top of one of them. Big. So 2009, Minnesota is 12 and 4 this year year somehow they pull that out of their ass.

Who's their quarterback now? We'll find out in a second their quarterback is. Not Ferad. Not Ferad. Brett Favre. Oh that's right. It's the Favre year. But they beat the Dallas Cowboys in the divisional round as everyone beats the Cowboys in the

playoffs because they haven't been to the Super Bowl in almost 30 years. Since 91. 95. 95? That was it. 95 season. They beat the shit out of the Cowboys too. 34-3, a trouncing.

And then lose to the Saints, 31-28, and the Saints ended up winning, beating the Colts that year, winning the Super Bowl. So they like to lose to the eventual winner anyway. Yeah, that's not bad. So that's good. Yeah, Brett Favre of the quarterback there. 2009 here, there's an article, did McKinney accidentally help Cardinals? They said, why did the Arizona defense have the upper hand against the Vikings?

Dan Patrick passed along this information on his show regarding the Arizona game. Patrick mentioned that former NFL left tackle Tony Baccelli was working the sidelines for a Westwood 1 radio broadcast and Baccelli had some interesting information he relayed during the game. Quote, Baccelli points out that left tackle Bryant McKinney of the Vikings, he said the Cardinals know when they're going to pass because of his leg he would have one of his legs back a little bit further he said they know what's gonna happen because they're looking at his feet and they can tell when it's a run and when it's a pass

that's a that's a big deal and we giving it away those little tells are a big deal for offensive linemen because they'll they'll all sometimes they'll start going back a little bit too quickly so you know it's a pass then because they're you know pass coverage is back instead of forward so those guys have to be statues every time they have to have the exact same no matter what it is they can't sell they can't cheat off to the side a little bit just giving it away and he doesn't even know it giving it away and he doesn't know it this is a little tell that happens's just giving it away and he doesn't even know it. Giving it away and he doesn't know it. It's just a little tell that happens a lot. Only four penalties that year. January 30th, 2010 he is he's dismissed from the Pro Bowl team for unexcused absences.

Oh, apparently the NFL said that McKinney missed practice on Friday and Saturday and is subject to a fine. Wow. Somebody's just enjoying Hawaii. Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck. He's like Hawaii. This is like Miami, but even hornier. This is a little bit dirtier. Yeah. I'm surprised they let him on the island. He's too big.

He's too big on the island. Makes up too much space. Yeah. That's what I mean. Said, I'm extremely honored to have been selected for this year's Pro Bowl. However, my ongoing injuries in my feet and left ankle that I've encountered during the last portion of the season has hindered me in this week's training

and preparing myself both mentally and physically for Sunday's Pro Bowl game. I'm very knowledgeable and appreciative to all my loyal fans and supporters and would like to apologize if I may have disappointed any of them. Well, he gets dropped from the roster anyway. So that happens a lot.

February, I guess he was he'd been ordered to reimburse the NFL $4,285 for expenses in Miami that week oh because they pay for his hotels meals he also forfeited his $22,500 game check he claimed he planned on skipping the Pro Bowl and simply failed to He's 22,000, $22,500 game check. He claimed he planned on skipping the Pro Bowl and simply failed to communicate properly. He said he was injured. So he's like, I just didn't tell him enough.

I just figured I'd go down there and stay in the hotel room they got me for a while. Just gonna go sit on the beach and enjoy myself. Fuck. And 20 grand. And 20, 22 grand. 2010 Vikings, 6 and 10 again Barb is gone back to it. I don't know farve is still there

He started 13 games that year, but he's oh 67 years old so yeah throwing picks didn't work Well, yeah, they threw a lot of picks. Let's find out what he did that year. I played that doesn't matter He's did plenty he sucked that year. So Brian by the way, he's only been a Pro bowler once just one time which is so weird. No, no penalties on this guy So strange he must not be a dominant force is all I can think they're not Yeah, they're giving him money like he's a dominant force. He starts every game. He has never not started a game He's been eligible to play. Hmm ever. He's 16 games every season except when he was suspended for four and that was 12.

What is that you think? Real fucking weird. I don't get it. August 2nd, 2011, he is cut by the Vikings. Oh no. Yup. They said the staff was none too pleased with the shape that he arrived to camp in. Oh, he let it go. Fat out of shape, fuck. They said he was just a complete disaster and he was fat of shape and they said

that they wanted him to take a pay cut but he refused. So they said, all right, then fuck off. You make too much money and that's what they can do in the NFL. That's why these guys hold out though for bonuses because the other side does not have to abide by their contract You could stop that real fast if you just have guaranteed contracts because you don't see in baseball guys I want 50 million up front because they know they're gonna get their money. Yeah, same thing in basketball They know they're gonna get their money whether they get hurt or not. So they said he's been been extremely durable obviously but he's you know no good too fat so I know I guess that he doesn't

seem to matter to me yeah on August 24 2011 he signs with the Ravens okay so the Ravens sign him to a two-year contract with a maximum value of seven point five million dollars including a 1 million dollar signing bonus. Okay. And that is contingent on him passing a physical as well. They said the Vikings cut him when he showed up to camp weighing close to 400 pounds. You'd think that that would be great.

Too fat. For offensive lineman but if he can't move and he's got bad knees and bad ankles it's not gonna be good. At that age it's not gonna be good. You gotta have lateral movement and all that kind of shit too. Fucking, that is crazy. By the way, my favorite thing in the world, speaking of lateral movement, is Kevin Garnett talking about Hakeem Olajuwon shit talking when he says, number one, Hakeem Olajuwon will

dunk on you and go, I'm a man, and run away. Garnett's like, how do you respond to that? What do you say? I'm a man, and like that African accentarnett's like, how do you respond to that? What do you say? I'm a man, and that African accent. It's true. At one point he said he made a move and he says, you can't handle my lateral quickness. And he goes, what the fuck do you say to that shit?

He goes, how do you respond to that? Lateral quickness. Fuck you, your mama? He's like, what the fuck do you say? You can't fucking respond to my lateral quickness. He's like, what the fuck? Sure. So anytime you hear the word lateral, I think about that. You can't fucking respond to my lateral quickness. He's like, what the fuck? So anytime you hear the word lateral, I think about that.

So anyway, he's coming onto the Ravens. They're talking about he's fat, and he's got a lot of baggage also that he's dragging behind him with all his legal problems and everything. Ray Lewis said, quote, some people look for speed. Some people look for youth. But give me heart and wisdom and the will to play the game and win and I'll take that player on my side any day of the week and that's what Bryant has I played against him and I know from experience how tough he is he has a proven track record as a winner and he's a raven he's one of us and I know he'll make us better. and I know he'll make us better. Oh boy.

That's it, yeah, that's, wow, okay. So he's not gonna make that much money, but 2011, the Ravens are 12 and four. You might win. Yeah, they're good, yeah. So they win in the divisional round against Houston 20 to 13, then lose to the Patriots in a heartbreaker 23-20,

as those were a lot of close games. There's some. The serviceman puts one through the uprights with one second to go. That's it. Son of a bitch. One second to go, and they walk away, and just like the NFL planned it. Yeah. So Terry puts one through the uprights with one second to go. One second to go and they walk away and just like the NFL planned it. So just like it said in the book. Just like it said.

So that's the other thing. I'm just there's so much about the NFL. It sucks. He played in 16 games, all 16 starts all 16 again this year. So he's real reliable and durable. I'll say that much. Five total penalties, only one holding penalty. Then, April 2nd, 2012, Brian McKinney owes

$4.3 million after taking a lockout loan. What? He's been ordered to pay $4.3 million to a company that gave him a loan before the lockout the year before. That is Pro Player Funding, a company that specialized in lockout loans, obtains a judgment against McKinney, ordering him to pay all $4.3 million. He got a loan for $4 million just before the lockout began, and he's been ordered to pay

it back in full plus fees and interest. How much has he financed that he was so worried that he needed $4 million? That's what I mean. He made so much money. You have so much money, dude. He was given $37 million upfront like less than five years ago. How do you need four more? That was a check for $37 something million.

I've got this thing inside me that is terrified to be homeless again. I wish he had it. He doesn't apparently. No. He does not have that again. Wow. The loan and high interest rate and a clause that allowed pro player funding to call the entire amount due if McKinney missed one payment.

Once the lockout ended, McKinney planned to have his paychecks go directly from the Vikings to pro player funding, but he missed a payment when the Vikings cut him in training camp so they were allowed to call the whole loan in So yeah, that's Wow, they had a high interest loan too because they take advantage of a payday these people are idiots He said any player who took a lockout loan is in serious need of financial cancel Counseling the lockout didn't cancel any games and therefore the lockout Didn't cost any players any game checks, right? You didn't need the money

They said a player whose financial situation is so precarious that the mere possibility of losing a paycheck had him scrambling to find a loan Has made horrible decisions with his money honest to fuck man Hey a player like McKinney who's made tens of millions of dollars in his nine years with the Vikings should have had enough money socked away that he's never has to take out a loan for the rest of his fucking life or anything. No shit. I would say so. McKinney September 4th 2012 agrees to a restructured deal with the Ravens after contract negotiations. Anyway he was they said that he'll still be in purple and black John Harbaugh said he never left us. I'm excited about Brian. I always have been yeah

McKinney tweeted that morning that he was gone from Baltimore and then a couple hours later He's like never mind sign a new deal. Everything's fine Wow he according to the Baltimore Sun McKinney was set to make a three point two million dollar base salary and the Ravens asked him to take a 50 percent pay cut. That was too much for him. They reportedly settled on a two point two million dollar contract. So so third basically cut. Jesus. McKinney's only 32 by the way and he said that renegotiating he said quote it was a weird conversation there was nothing that was actually said that they didn't believe

that actually was said that they didn't believe I was a high caliber player. No they just said you're not worth the money we're paying you. We need the money somewhere else. He said we had to come to an agreement where it couldn't have been like come on now I'm playing left tackle that's a hard position as it is. You can't pay your left tackle can't pay your lowest paid guy you know what I mean. So McKinney indicated the Ravens expressed doubt in the recent meeting. He said the thing they said was oh I'm not sure you're in our top five offensive

linemen or not. He said all of a sudden I don't know where this came from either I was just thrown off by the whole thing. He said it was his assumption he'd be starting at left tackle and he said I think the assumption everybody had when I was in the third preseason game until I was called into the office that I'd be starting those games. Yeah haven't seen the blind side we're about to draft Michael Orr. Yeah that's happening very soon. He said just like I told Bryant this is Harbaugh I've got a lot of respect for him as a football player I love his style of play. We're going to be strong up front

We're going to have a strong offensive line and that's a big part of it so He said Harbaugh said he didn't he doesn't expect today's whirlwind to distract from the team and Everything will be fine. So anyway 2012 10 and 6 the Ravens are okay will be fine. So anyway 2012 10 and 6 the Ravens are okay they beat the Colts 24 9 in the wild card round then they beat the Broncos 38 35 in the divisional championship the AFC championship game they beat the Patriots 28 13 and then beat this the 49ers in the Super Bowl 34 to 31. They had to turn the lights out to do it.

That's the game where the lights went out in the middle of a San Francisco comeback and yeah, that's fucked up. So anyway, that was, again. Why don't you watch the NFL? Gee, I don't know. They gave the Ravens a break and let them catch their breath. Yeah, I could give you seven million reasons,

but I really feel like at this point point like if you watch the NFL, it's not cuz you like football There's no football being played. So it's not cuz you like football. It's because you have a fantasy team Yeah, or you are a gambler or you got a or you got a wage on it and your kids need braces That's it. You're a gambler. You have a fantasy team. There's an office pool There is some form of gambling you're doing and that's what keeps you watching No one's Taylor Swift one way or another you're watching this this game is so and no one goes this game is so entertaining right now It's just great once in a while a game will be but most of them are terrible and they're probably Fucking not even on the level. So fuck this sport

Anyway, it seems like they're really trying to create storylines too cuz that yeah panics kid. I really like him man He plays for Atlanta. He's another Another like them. Yeah, I mean they made sure you like him and they get all boy. They're being marketed to also fucking The kid first start and he looked amazing And clutch plays, shockingly. Because it's in the script, I'm sure. Yeah, 2012, I don't wanna sound crazy, but it's just, so much happens where I'm like,

I just don't buy this anymore. Yeah, but ever since you've said, when there's that much money involved, it can never be on the up-and-up it No, there's millions and billions and billions at stake. There's gonna leave that up to a bunch of 25 year old black guys. No They're not I'm sorry. They're not I just a whole bunch of fucking rich people So Jones is not leaving that up to a no bunch of black guys. It's just not He's not a bunch of children. No, so he doesn't start any games this year all 16 games

He's in but he doesn't start any games for Baltimore this year May 2nd 2013 they say they they're gonna keep him though He said he was looked at other teams as a free agent, but he agreed to a two-year deal to stay put Maximum of seven million dollars including a little signing bonus and clauses for workouts and all that bullshit here. So he's going to come back again. They sign him 2013 starts on the cults or the cults on the Ravens here. Then he is traded to the Dolphins in October of 2013. He's traded for Eugene Monroe. Harbaugh said, it's a good move for us.

I think it's a good move for Bryant. I'm happy for Bryant. I think it's a good opportunity for him more than anything. That's the most important thing. An opportunity for Bryant to go down there and play and do well. He plays well in Florida, but he's also gonna get arrested all there if you keep him in Miami all the fucking time. It's not a good move for him at all.

Never go home. I know this isn't home, but it's his home. Why would they send him to Miami? Fuck, Miami 2013, eight and eight Miami. Not exactly Super Bowl champions, obviously. They're kinda shitty. He was signed to take over immediately as a left tackle. They had problems with pass protection all fucking season up until that point.

They said he played... yeah. McKinney ended the year as one of the worst offensive tackles in the league as ranked by Pro Football Focus. Oh my god. Can't do shit anymore. It's a part dude. It's not even falling apart. It's a part. He's also 34 and a gigantic. He's 34 and he's 10 foot 6, 847 pounds. So what are we supposed to do with that? With the worst knees and ankles in football. You would if you were that big. Jesus, I'd be... Who would you do if you were that big? So anyway, that's him. His career is over at this point.

No real stats to get into. No, thank God. He has 13 holding penalties in his entire career. That's a fun stat. The one that we need to know is how much money is left, because that's the real stat. Apparently not much. March 19th, 2014, the Dolphins show no interest in McKinney and yep he said that

quote I've done it in practice a few times it shouldn't be too much of a transition because they're talking about he might have to move to the right side and not play left tackle anymore and he said you know I can do it I played it in practice and I'm capable but now I'm capable but they said nope now May 20th 2014 he has to pay a hundred and fifty thousand dollars in a strip club lawsuit what okay two years ago Brian McKinney was sued by a Miami strip club owner who claimed that McKinney owed him three hundred seventy five thousand dollars in him $375,000 in tabs for drinks and lap dances. He put it on a tab? On a tab.

How much is, that's so many drinks and lap dances. At $20 a dance on the high end, right? Right, and a drink for, even in Miami, but $15 drink, even a $20 drink, that's still insane. 325 grand? 375. It's almost $400,000. You could buy a house for that. This guy fucking did that.

He said he called it a bogus story. But apparently he now agrees to pay club owner Charles Young $150,000. The website calculates that figure would pay for about 40 or 4,000 lap dances yeah yeah thousand she's my cherry pies how long is that over that's 12,000 minutes minimum at least at least oh my god McKinney said in 2012 earlier in an interview before he has agreed to pay it he said quote I would never pay young because what he's saying isn't true I just found out about when people started texting me. This is the least of my worries Because this was at the time when they wanted four point five million dollars out of him for that shit also black sports online

Dot-com posted that court documents, Black Sports Online, like, yeah, that agreement with Young was reached on May 17th and that McKinney had already played this, paid the strip club owner $37,000 of it. So, yeah, they said, so where is McKinney getting the other $113,000? That's not clear, he's currently a free agent.

Okay. Now, July 63,000, that's not clear. He's currently a free agent. Now July 6, 2014, Bryant McKinney has his car repossessed to pay legal bills. How in the fuck broke is this guy? He blew $50 million. How do you do that? That is wild. So I mean, yeah, save some. I mean, not to wow.

I guess he's had a lot of problems yeah apparently he had his car repossessed and auctioned to pay his legal bill he apparently stiffed his Florida lawyers of about what is it twenty one thousand three hundred fifty four dollars and sixty nine cents the court found in favor of the lawyers and McKinney had no cash to pay the bill. That's unbelievable. Unbelievable. Fucking unbelievable.

So they ordered that McKinney's 2012 Infiniti QX56 be taken away and auctioned to cover it. $80,000. Yes. So he's also being sued in Florida for the strip club deal and everything else. So it's not, it is not great. No, that is fucking wild. So I mean, he has a Super Bowl ring.

Who knows if he's gonna fucking. It's gone. He's haunted out. That's gotta be gone. I mean, God damn it. All the dumb shit he's done. I feel, I don't know if it's bad or just feel bad because they're not too smart.

Feel bad for the poor collectors? Yeah, I hope that he fucking gave his mom some money, at least, that she could put in the bank or some shit. I mean, I almost feel bad for him. I feel bad for a lot of other people in this. I honestly do, but not nearly as bad as I feel for Bryant McKinney, facilities supervisor at Simray Solutions LLC in Aurora,

Colorado. What is that a janitor? I guess so. Yeah. That might be him at this point. It might be. And also, Bryant McKinney, someone who was eight years old in 1964.

In Woodbury. In Woodbury Heights required treatment at the Underwood Hospital for lacerations of forehead when he fell against a car door Shove you little asshole shit, so June's are July 7th 2016 in Pleasantville yeah, it says big man's camp The recreation department will host a football camp for youth from 8.30 AM to 4 PM Saturday at the high school football field.

Former professional football player, Bryant McKinney, a South Jersey native who played offensive tackle for in the NFL will be the special guest. Is this how he's trying to get paid now? I think this is how he's doing community service. Maybe so, yeah, it's gotta be. That doesn't sound at the high school. That's not pay? That's not pay. No. So May 7th 2017 here, here we go. They said, I'll just read the

article here from the Miami Herald. It says, wait for it love and hip-hop fans. The franchise is coming to Miami. Yup TMZ reports that Bryant McKinney is already on board. The former University of Miami player is the first athlete to join the cast of the show. Are they paying money? He'll be there. He's on a show? Love and Hip Hop, yeah, it's a reality type show.

As Love and Hip Hop New York, sources tell the gossip site that McKinney is a fixture. He's like, I will will get if you pay me I'll show up every day. You don't understand Wow He's had a hard time They said that okay the one-time offensive tackle who was briefly with the Dolphins won't be focusing on athletics though McKinney is actually a Grammy winning music producer what what are you talking about? For rapper Pleasure P's solo debut. Okay.

The introduction of Marcus Cooper and his working with big time hip hop talent like Lil Kim on her fifth album, Season. What the fuck? Kim told TMZ, I respect Brian's energy and input. When I really started to listen to him, I realized that he really knows music and gives you nothing but real talk when you asked for his opinions she's like 55 isn't she oh yeah absolutely for real Wow Kim said it's always the turn up with him when I'm in Miami we actually met at the club and a lot of that type of energy is what I want on this new album and he knows that well if you want strip club energy, there's anybody that can deliver that to you,

it's this man, he knows this thing. The turn off shit. Wow, August 8th. Stop talking like that. Yeah, you're more than 50. August 8th, 2022, Bryant McKinney will be competing in America's Got Talent. Oh my God. McKinney is part competing in America's Got Talent. Oh my God.

McKinney is part of the Players Choir, a music group made up of entirely current and former NFL players. The athletes turned artists have been competing in this season of America's Got Talent. McKinney, along with Bears legend and fellow choir member Tommy Harris, joined Voice of the Vikings Paul Allen on K-Fans 9 to noon Monday morning.

The two talked about being on the players choir and their America's Got Talent experience which started with a rendition of Lean On Me praised by Simon Cowell. Oh my god. Holy shit man. He said a lot of us, oh no this is McKinney, yeah McKinney said a lot of us started in the church so it was really a gospel choir. We took the song Lean On Me and gave it an even more gospel feel. He said some people will be surprised by the song we sing on Tuesday, it will be a little

different for us but I think we nailed it. McKinney shared a hint about his upcoming performance telling the host that he and other men will be putting a spin on a Justin Timberlake song. Oh boy bringing sexy back. Oh, they said his feet are really good. He was told that, you know, are you going to be dancing? And he said, yeah. They said the other guy said, you know, he has really good feet for a big man.

He moves around. February 9th, 2024, McKinney to visit Scranton. Oh, really? He's doing a tour. February 9th, 2024, McKinney to visit Scranton. Oh, really? Oh, boy. He's doing a whole tour. Lackawanna College football legend is finally set to make a long awaited return to Scranton this month,

the time to celebrate Black History Month, and perhaps the biggest honor of his career on the gridiron. Former Falcons tackle Bryant McKinney, they mean the Lackawanna Falcons, is slated to make a visit to the school two months after his induction into the College Football Hall of Fame, which he will be inducted into, and a quarter century since his dominant two-year run as a left tackle for this particular, for Mark Duda there.

Yeah, he's also going to do public speaking and, um, at the people's security bank theater in the colleges and jelly hall. And they said, we're excited to welcome Bryant McKinney back to the Lackawanna college campus. I bet you are doing a whole remember me tour. Jesus. So nowadays, Bryant McKinney, this is what he's actually doing. He is CEO at let's chat Inc is COO at Let's Chat Inc. with a Z. Let's Chat Inc. I don't know. It says he is retired 12-year NFL veteran and Super Bowl

champion Let's Chat Inc. It's got a little logo on there. And Let's Chat is proud to be part of the Comcast ecosystem through the Comcast NBC Universal Sports Tech Accelerator. Our innovative platform powers live translation solutions for brands like the Dallas Mavericks where fans can experience translated content on their website, merchandise store and mobile app. He's part of somebody's company that translates words for foreign shit? And he's the chief operating officer for this shit too. What is that?

It lists his net worth at $13.5 million, which I can't imagine how. Impossible, no way. He hasn't made that much money producing music. No. No, no fucking way. Can't get enough of Brian McKinney? Well, get his 2002 Sage Hit Autograph card here. That's the brand and it's got a lot of graph there 799 or best offer Wow and that's I mean is real autograph that come came

out of the pack like that and 2002 tops number 352 Bryant McKinney rookie card is a dollar 69 on eBay so there you go they do say it says popular item three have already sold right I don't know people must love him, there you go. They do say, it says popular item, three have already sold. Is that right? I don't know, people must love them. So there you go everybody, that is Bryant McKinney. Oh, this ain't over. No, something stupid's gonna happen.

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