Crime in Sports - #457 - Down To His Last Yacht - Evel Knievel - Part 9
Episode Date: April 15, 2025This week, Evel is in hot water, after beating a Fox executive with a baseball bat. He is sentenced to jail, but like Evel always does, he figures out a way to make it a spectacle, and a show.... How does he do that? By renting limos for all the prisoners, and causing a major traffic jam, while angering everyone in the jail system. He also claims he's going to jump out of a plane, with no parachute, and that he's near broke, and "down to his last yacht"!!Check yourself into jail, get out out of jail on work furlough & spend your days, drinking, in Beverly Hills, and tell everyone that you're going to jump from 40,000 feet with no parachute with Evel Knievel - Part 9!!Check us out, every Tuesday!We will continue to bring you the biggest idiots in sports history!! Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman Donate at... patreon.com/crimeinsports or with paypal.com using our email: crimeinsports@gmail.com Get all the CIS & STM merch at crimeinsports.threadless.com Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things CIS & STM!! Contact us on... twitter.com/crimeinsports crimeinsports@gmail.com facebook.com/Crimeinsports instagram.com/smalltownmurderSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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okay now we left off evil had just decided to just decided to beat the
living shit out of the guy who wrote the book about him for calling him a son of
a bitch which is an insult to his mother.
His mother.
Yes.
So he goes to…
Those people fascinate me.
Evil's fascinating.
There are a lot of people that believe that's an insult to your mother.
He doesn't believe that's an insult to his mother because he calls himself a son
of a bitch all the time.
He's mad that someone wrote a book about him, period.
That's it.
He likes to spew out his own PR bullshit and if anybody else takes his story and spins it any other way
He gets very angry about that. I think is what is I mean?
It literally is an insult to your mother, but it's fucking I mean, it's it's yeah, especially in the context
He goes the literally he said I was in tears hugging evil's father
So happy that that son of a bitch didn't die in the canyon.
That cantankerous son of a bitch didn't die in the canyon.
That's a love.
Called my mama bitch.
Yeah, and he goes, you called my mama bitch.
So he goes to court and obviously
against his fuckin' attorney's advice,
he pleads guilty, not even later, and gets a deal.
He just goes to court
for the initial pleading and says I did it takes it yeah I did what the cop said
and the guy deserved it so the time yeah which obviously for later on for civil
suits and all that isn't really a great deal so that's what's going on right now
his lawyer wants to quit because he's like I was going against my advice and
it's all over the place that every newspaper,
its front page, that Evil Knievel just pleaded guilty
to assault with a deadly weapon.
Right.
And the guy, the.
A bat.
A bat, and the guy is pissed off,
the guy who was injured, Saltman,
because Heath wants it to be attempted murder.
Yeah, it should be.
He said, the only reason it was my arms that are broken is because I covered my head, that's what he was trying to hit, which is attempted murder. Yeah, it should be. The only reason it was my arms that are broken
is because I covered my head.
That's what he was trying to hit,
which is attempted murder.
Because there's defensive wounds.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
His skull would be broken.
If I had stab wounds in my hands trying to defend myself,
you wouldn't say it was just an assault with a deadly weapon.
You'd probably say, you were trying to kill me.
So yeah, that's who it is.
And Knievel says, Mr. Saltman wrote a vicious book of pornography about me, right?
Insulting me my wife my grandmother my children and loved ones never insulted the grandmother
Yeah, I think he knows what pornography is
So
Anyway, Saltman the victim here said he couldn't believe any of it had happened.
He said, I went through stages
like you read about with rape victims.
First, I felt sorry for myself.
Well, it's PTSD is the thing.
That's people who get, this happens all the time
that people will get like mugged or jumped in the street.
They're all fucked up for a while.
It's not.
Oh my God, sometimes if you just hit a cat in your car,
it fucks you up.
Oh, yeah. I can't drive anymore. I would be very upset about that yeah I would be awfully upset about hitting
a cat that would be. It's not easy to. I've never before and really me up for a while
yeah. The only animal I've ever with my car is a bird that like flew into the front of
my car. Yeah I felt bad but it like bounced off into the woods and I don't know where
the hell it went so it wasn't like I had. Yeah I didn't have to like I didn't have
to pull over and stare at its mammal corpse
You know, I mean that would have been hard. I hit one on a freeway. It landed in front of my car
I was like, I mean, what do you expect buddy? Yeah, that's
Gotta be a little more careful. She more suicide. Yeah than anything a deer ran into me once. Yeah, that's suicide
Yeah, it was no in Arizona. Actually. Yeah, I's suicide. That was in Arizona, actually.
I was serving papers way out in the desert.
And it was one of those, I don't know if it was a deer
or one of those little prong things.
It looked like a deer with little prong corns on it.
And I was way out like in the desert.
One of those prongs.
I don't know what the fuck it was.
I don't know a Southwestern deer.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know either, but that's a very funny description
of an animal.
It was out there and I was driving down the road, this dirt road, and it ran out and I
like tried to avoid it, went the other way and it fucking kept going and ran into my
car.
It was probably somebody's pet.
It was crazy.
Down there.
He like bashed it with his horns and then ran away.
I was like, this fucking, what the fuck dude.
If it ran away, we're fine.
I got out yelling at it.
Yeah, I was pissed. I was like, you motherfucker. You put it in my car.. I got out yelling at it. Yeah, I was pissed Yeah, motherfucker
I literally got out
yelled you motherfucker and as a deer ran away from it like that's how stupid I am or some other
Some fucking fictional
Fantastical It could have been some fucking fictional, fantastical, southwestern desert fucking piece
of cryptozoology that I didn't think about.
Might have been.
You've heard of a bobcat, this is a barbed cat.
A barbed cat.
What I didn't notice was the straps holding the antlers on
or under its chin, that was the thing.
Somebody had redesigned this animal completely.
Someone made a headband.
Yeah, that's what I missed.
That was my bad.
So he said, first I felt sorry for myself.
Why did this happen to me?
Then fear.
Is this guy going to come back and finish the job?
Then anger.
My son was a water polo player at Arizona State, a big kid.
And I guess his teammates had to stop him
from getting on a plane with a baseball bat
and come looking for evil
Evil's got a gun. You don't want to do that's a that's that's bringing a bat to a gunfight there my friend
That's not gonna work. Yeah, I was glad that didn't happen
But for the first time in my life, there was someone I could have killed
I had never felt that the final stage and this took a while was pity
This guy just blew up a good life. He said he felt bad for evil. Yeah, because
he's a fucking dummy. So this is a great article from a newspaper here. Now this goes from,
you remember the coverage of him, obviously, for the last fucking eight parts, and the
coverage is always either fawning or kind of side of the mouth, sarcmouth sarcastic tongue-in-cheek
but still like this guy's crazy
and we're all gonna watch what he does
but we all know he's a little full of shit
but you know still the show's worth it type of thing.
It's gone from that to public sentiment
has completely flipped on him.
Oh?
Like the press figured out
that his toys weren't selling as well,
his last jump was a disaster. There's blood in the water with evil well yeah and now this criminal
thing right he's got that but he's got his his track record of jumping is all
shit too it's all yeah lands like 20% and even when he does he gets hurt
sometimes anyway it's just yeah it's rough If a quarterback wins 20% of his games
He's shit-canned and we don't care about yeah. Yeah, if he completes 20% of his passes, that's not great
It's not good. You're like well the ball look good coming out of his hand. It doesn't matter didn't land in the receivers hand
That's the problem here. That's what we got to worry about
So this now they're the press has completely turned on him and they say quote evil Knievel is a disease
This is a newspaper article the symptoms are a failure to assimilate to normal adult life
Compounded by unbridled greed and a total lack of taste. He is an American byproduct as noxious as carbon monoxide
That is a pretty yeah
From poison. Yes from a you That's pretty, yeah. From...
It's poison.
Yes, from, you know, he's kind of a jerk off, but you know, he's an entertaining jerk off
to human poison as a completely...
You won't silently kill your whole family.
While they sleep.
While they sleep like a Yankee outfielders child.
That's what happened to that kid.
That's sad, man.
That Brett Gardner's kid.
What? They figured out it's carbon monoxide poisoning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That kid was 14 years old.
And that sucks, man.
That's rough.
They went on...
It's heartbreaking.
They take the whole family on vacation and the 14-year-old gets killed by carbon monoxide.
That's horrifying.
Jesus.
It's fucked up.
So they go on...
Were we in Airbnb or something?
There was no fucking alarm that somebody's getting sued
Yeah, I mean it's I'm sure they were at some very high-class resort or something and Brett Gardner made shitloads of money on the Yankees
So I bet they their vacations are nice probably but not that nice
There should usually he makes enough money for carbon monoxide detectors. Yeah
Exactly where they were in Costa Rica or something. So I don't know what the
Who knows what the what the rules are there? But I?
Don't know not good. Let's do the US mainland. Yeah, I
Was like is it is it the same thing that killed Gene Hackman's wife? I'm like, is it else shit did that do it?
Was that the most unexpected cause of death that ever occurred yeah, we're like
Oh what hurt it I was like, there's a vicious murderer. Oh, yeah, Mike or
Or like she poisoned him and then like couldn't take it
So she offed herself or like I was I thought was a dog and the dog
Yeah, cuz the dog was yapping cuz gene was dead and it like gene or some shit like that I had a whole scenario
She just swept up now shit. That's it. That's all and then he's
He's too old to live on his own and too senile to know what the fuck and the dog
Yeah, don't need days without food will kill a dog. So there you go. That's it. Oh the most boring
The most breaking boring a to be fucking just old people having a sad death in a house. Nothing spectacular
Not that I wanted them to be butchered, but it's just sad anyway
Yeah, this is this is more gut-wrenching than a madman out there someone. Yeah, at least that would have been interesting
But also to
And die like that fuck you at least he didn't know where the hell he was
or what was going on, so maybe that was good.
I don't know.
I mean, clearly he didn't have any fucking idea.
No, he had no clue.
Who knows if he hung out primarily
in one particular room, and who knows?
I'm surprised they didn't have, he had $80 million.
I'm shocked they didn't have a person there
that helped take care of him.
How do you have $80 million
and have one person taking care of you?
A nurse and a housekeeper, you would assume they would get.
And how do you have mouse shit in your house
if you've got $80 million?
That's because they don't have a housekeeper.
See what happens?
That's what I mean.
What are you being cheap about?
Hire somebody to clean this fucking place.
Hire a pest guy.
You can get $80 million, dude. Stretch stretches. I assure you and you're 95 you
Get the best give me the best pest guy on earth if you have to import them from Thailand
I don't give a shit get him over here gene you're 95 you can spend 10 million dollars a year and just on pest control
I promise you can spend it just on pest control only
I promise you could spend it just on pest control only
With a team of guys with fucking rifles waiting for mice to come out of the field to shoot them before they get to the house You could have that out there. You could literally pay for that and be fine
So anyway, this article goes on to say there is no honor
No quest in evils work courage implies overcoming obstacles for some higher goal.
Stupidity means taking unnecessary chances.
Greed forces one to do things he normally wouldn't do
for the chance of making inordinate sums of money.
We don't need Evil Knievel in Atlantic City.
No, we need more carbon monoxide.
We need more carbon monoxide.
So what he does is, okay, now this is pre-going to jail.
Now, which we'll talk about,
because he's gonna be sentenced to some jail time here.
You have to, yeah.
But he has decided that to try to spin the press
in a positive way, because he's in the media a lot now
He's getting articles like that written about him. He said I'm gonna do something else here. I am going to
Announce the biggest stunt I've ever announced before
Try to get like another snake River Canyon thing going on I'm gonna jump Idaho. I'm gonna jump what no well
I'll read from the book Okay, this is they say on Friday November 18th
The newly convicted felon called a press conference to announced that he was going to have his spleen removed
Okay, not cuz it's fucked up by the way yeah, the spleen is not fucked up
This is this is what he wants it out of there. Yeah, he's he's fighting right now
He's like I don't need it anymore it's just gonna fucking slow me
down that's his beef and yeah he's stripping it down he's stripping himself
down like a motorcycle for weight is what he's getting parts of here I've
heard of a lot of accidents where people lose their spleen I'm just gonna get rid
of it I'm gonna preemptive spleenectomy here. So he's trying to spin this in a way
that is gonna make him sound spectacular
and get him back in the news
and get him another big payday is what he's looking for.
Because at this point, he's got a lot of money going out,
not a lot of money coming in, which is not great.
So anyway, he says he's going to be dropped
Anyway, he says he's going to be dropped from the bomb bay
of a World War II B-29 or B-50 aircraft at 40,000 feet
with no parachute. Oh, he's gonna be the first to do this.
And he's going to land on one of 13 haystacks
set up in a casino parking lot.
A haystacks set up in a casino parking lot. A haystack. A haystack.
He's gonna jump 40,000 feet and into a haystack, okay?
That's his one of 13.
And this is amazing.
This is what he's telling people.
And like I said, the reporters aren't clamoring
around him anymore like, oh my God,
what's he gonna say on his every word?
Now they're like, let's see what this jerk-off's
got to say. Like, it's a totally different tone so it i'll read from the book here
quote my name is evil keneval he said as he appeared from behind a curtain in a function
room at the sheraton universal i am a daredevil i am the best at what i do they go on to say he
had lured maybe a hundred people a group filled with many more friends and back slappers than press
They're in the to the room to announce his participation in what he called the most daring and spectacular feet in the history of man
Yeah Wow
Steve Harvey of the LA Times not that Steve Harvey. I would don't know
Steve Harvey in a giant purple jacket said this
Brown suit with purple pants and giant purple jacket said this. A brown suit with purple pants.
A giant shoulder pad said,
of the LA Times, pointed out that a first press release
had referred to the event as the most daring
and spectacular feat known to man, F-E-T-E.
He fucking didn't spell it right at first.
That was the first, he sent that out to the press.
F-E-T-E?
F-E-T-E. Feet. Is that not it? No, it's not. Oh, it. F-E-T-E? F-E-T-E.
Feet. Is that not it?
No, it's not.
Oh, it's F-E-A-T, isn't it?
Yes, yeah, so he sent it out wrong,
I was like, oh shit, fix that.
So they said he had a, so they said causing many people
to think that a lavish dinner was going to be announced.
They said he had a pointer, diagrams,
facts printed on no-nonsense cardboard,
plus a full
set of his personal x-rays that he was glad to share.
This was it, he said.
The end of his career.
It's over.
Presumably, and not, presumably not to be confused with any of those earlier retirements
that he was going to take.
Right.
Yeah.
He was done with motorcycles.
Yeah. Yeah, he was done with motorcycles. Yeah, John with motorcycle dumps challenges
Canyons and and all long lines of cars buses or Pepsi Cola trucks done with the ass over tea kettle crashes
He's done with all this daredevil business except
For this one last colossal extravaganza
How big would that haystack have to be I can't imagine like how deep would it have to be yeah?
Yeah, assuming you hit it which is crazy. You're just gonna land on it. Yeah, but even assuming you do that
Yeah, how deep 40,000 feet was it have to be a haystack is seven story pyramid you want to yeah?
This is gonna have to be I would assume a big square a big square big flat landing pad
Yeah, that's gotta be the same depth three stories high. I would think
Possibly. I mean, yeah, I would I jump out of a plane and landed on a net. No, no
Yeah, no parachute and that net was like fuck so high in the air and then oh
Yeah, all the way to the country or energy as he came to the bounce. Yeah. Right. It was so, he hit the net at like 200 feet.
Oh my God, I bet that was a launch, another fucking,
and he's coming down again.
But with this, with the hay bales,
it couldn't be bales,
because you'd just splat on those things.
No, you'd just bounce off of them.
You'd bounce, it'd kill you, you'd have to land on them.
So it would have to just be pile of fluffy hay.
How would you get piles of fluffy hay
that high to where it would absorb?
It just doesn't...
And somebody would have to fluff it to keep it puffy
so that it doesn't settle.
Very fluffy, yeah.
You'd have to keep it real, a nice soft landing
with maybe some pillows on top. I don't know.
Maybe you just should jump out of an airplane
with no parachute and just be like,
you all expected,
or were hoping to see me die in the last,
this one you're guaranteed to see me die.
I'm definitely gonna die, come see evil die.
It's so fucking weird, I don't know
what he's thinking there though.
It's almost like he needs to take a physics class
before he starts, that's the main thing he needs to do here
is just one, hire one nerd to just follow you around and go
Okay, let me tell you what would happen if you do this and then you know
You're gonna get up to this speed and then you're gonna stop really fast
Goddamn, they say 13 haystacks would be laid out in the parking lot of some lucky casino either in Las Vegas or Atlantic City a
Spec would appear in the sky at a distance, then take shape as it moved closer. My god, it was that World War II bomber, the B-29 or B-50 piloted
by an unnamed World War II hero who had flown over a hundred missions during the big one
and never missed a target. The payload this time would be a human being, evil. There he is.
The game was to drop our hero through the bomb bay doors from 40,000 feet as if he were
another bit of bad news for the citizens of say Dooseldorf.
The estimate was that he'd be traveling as fast as 130 miles an hour in his descent. Yeah, that's crazy. You fucking move, man. Now, because a man's spleen had proven to split open
like an overripe grapefruit sometimes at downward speeds
of over 100 miles an hour, especially upon landing,
the organ would be removed surgically from our hero
a month or two before the great event by skilled physicians.
While they were at it event by skilled physicians while they
were at it the skilled physicians or maybe in a separate set of of skilled
physicians what they would implant a sophisticated missile guidance device in
his chest this is what he's telling the press I'm gonna remove my spleen Replace it with a
With a missile guidance system
1970s missile guidance system mind you which
Okay, I mean a missile good okay alright missile guidance is with rockets and shit
Yeah, no not with evil out of a bomb door. That's crazy.
Shoot rockets out of his ass.
That would be something I'd like to find.
That'd be amusing.
Do that on the 4th of July.
And sell a jet engine right in your fucking keyster.
He wants to do this on the 4th of July too.
This is gonna be great.
They said the goal would be to land
on one of the 13 haystacks and not, of course, anywhere else. The missile guidance device would be keyed into one of the 13 haystacks and not of course anywhere else the missile guidance device would be keyed into
transponders in the haystacks
This is wonderful
A transponder and kill yourself
Back then it was private size of a briefcase a transponder like that It's not like now or you know the 70s for Christ's sake look what a cell phone was
What do you think a missile transponder would fucking be?
So holy shit they said our hero not wearing a parachute
But with minimal protection in a pressurized suit and a special helmet
Presumably would land with a whomp rather than a splat, hay flying into the air in celebration,
the cheering would last well into the night. That's his plan.
Evil said this will be my last and final act as a professional life risker.
He said I will be 40 years old in a year and I would like to relax.
Chill out. The live crowd would be enormous, spectacular, the television audience from around the world
and the hundreds of millions.
Life itself would stop for this one moment.
There would be betting, probably an international lottery, people guessing which haystack would
be the landing spot.
The winners would all take home fortunes.
All bets would be off of course if our hero missed the haystacks altogether.
He said he'd been
thinking about this stunt for a long long time and simply had never mentioned it before.
You know, cause Evil likes to keep things close to the chest as we know. Evil never
puts his cards on the table. He figured that the upfront payment would be 20 million dollars.
Who the fuck is paying him 20 million dollars to kill
himself in a parking lot. What sponsorship is he getting? In the Caesars Palace parking
lot honestly. So and he would spend every cent before he jumped just in case. Ralph
Andrews productions would handle the television rights and productions, casinos would bid
against each other for the right to play host. This is what he's announcing. This is his big announcement here. The date would be 4th of July
1978 eight months away after he had finished that his 180 day jail sentence
You know this little nuisance he's got here because that's what he gets sentenced to
180 was it six months six months you sir may fuck off six months in County Jail in LA
now
The judge though. This is the fucking crazy part the judge
During that thing was like I find it refreshing to have somebody
So openly admit to their crimes and not try to you know not try to hedge in court
Comes in here and says, not guilty.
You're just going to walk in and go, guilt with a, you got a name.
We know you.
I find it refreshing that he's not trying to play the normal legal game.
Do what's best in his best interest.
I find that refreshing.
Tyson walked in and was like, you're charged with rape.
And he's like, guilty, Your Honor.
Guilty right away.
Still in his street clothes.
They just, guilty.
Oh, OK, I guess.
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The problem is he could have got four years in prison for this.
Oh, so because he said I'm guilty, they were lenient because of that.
The judge and he's evil, can evil. Right.
The judge could have very easily said, great, four years in state prison. Goodbye.
Enjoy. Say hi to Charles Manson for me.
Cause that's who you're gonna be hanging out with
That's crazy. So But anyway, they said he would soar like an eagle on July 4th
Though before that happened he had to go through the garbage like a dump or a jail like a seagull is the way he put it
It's gonna be a seagull here
Yeah
He would do all of that the old evil Knievelvel, American Daredevil, American icon, was going to be back, boys.
One last time a reporter asked, do you have a death wish?
And he said, I do have a death wish.
I'd like to die in bed with a good looking broad when I'm 103.
That's a death wish?
Is that what he said?
Yes, that's what he said to a guy who was writing it down and recording it.
So a death wish is not...
That's his wish for death.
That's his...
He just...
A death wish is not a fantasy in which you die.
You want to die right now, you don't care.
He's like, my ideal death, let's see,
how would I wish to die?
At 103 in the arms of a hot broad.
Do you have a death wish?
I do, a beautiful woman sucks my soul out of my penis.
At 103.
And I shrivel at 103.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Soon as I come, I turn to dust.
That was the last bit of moisture I had in me.
I turn to dust and I fall apart
You know that part where people die and they're they're they're in pain. I'd like to come and then die
Just mummify immediately and break into a thousand pieces. That's what I'd like
Would you expect anything less from evil though, honestly if you're asked that that's what he says it's fascinating He doesn't know what death wish means no
Death he's defying death every time he starts all the time
Every day fucking crazy. Yeah, I got one for you. What's yours?
I got one for you. What's yours?
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Try this one for a second. Try this one for a second. Try this one for a second. Try this one for a second. Try this one for a second. Sounded hollow and flat, desperate. This was certainly was an attempt to rekindle the feeling,
the excitement of the weeks before Snake River.
Many of the same words and components dusted off
and presented again.
But now, well, everyone had seen Snake River,
everyone had seen a lot more of evil,
everyone had pretty much had enough.
This is the end of a fad's run here.
Right, yeah. You know, and things are changing. this is the end of a fads run here.
Right, yeah. You know, and things are changing.
1970 and 1977 are completely different times.
Absolutely.
Couldn't be more fucking different than that.
So it's just a different thing.
The absence of specifics for evil in a haystack,
quote unquote, was a giant indicator
that the event would never happen.
There was no deal with any casino on the books,
there was no deal with any television network,
there was no deal period for anything more
than the rented room with the Sheraton,
the chairs and tables, the buffet spread,
and the words in the air.
The Sheraton.
The Sheraton, apparently this was nice,
because I remember last time you were saying
this is where Telly Savalas was staying, filming Kojak. Yep, Sheraton's used to be like fucking, they were great.
Then they all got sold and now they're all just Marriott's.
That's all.
Family destination that's a little bit better
than the comfort suites.
I remember when we went to San Francisco one time,
I stayed at the Sheraton,
because it was when we were first going on the road
and I heard Sheraton's were nice,
so I was like, ooh, that one's,
it's like a reasonably priced Sheraton, look at me.
And it was a-
Yeah, I used to give that away on Double Dare.
Oh, yeah, price is right.
You're going fucking, you're going acapulco
and staying at the Sheraton.
This though was a horrible shithole actually.
So I was like, oh, Sheraton's aren't nice anymore.
Stop staying there.
The one that fucked me, because I always thought was really nice. It's the hotel in DC near
near
Franklin's grave. Oh, no in in in Philly you mean Philly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You said DC. Yeah. Yeah, that's
Careful I don't remember either shit. I remember you just talking about it
Fuck we're meeting at the grave to get weed that time
It is a Hyatt
Can't trust anything anymore, they're all one
But the Hyatt specifically are like really really fucking bad and
I think it's a high. I don't remember. God damn it. It's driving me nuts, but whatever
They used to be so nice and then yeah, they're just pieces of absolute shit
Absolute dog shit all the all the the porcelain on the tub was chipped off and that's fine rusted
I just paid $230
And that's the crazy part I'm like a Friday night in a decent like in a big city
$230 hotel rooms a red flag that's gonna be bad. Yeah, be a shit. Yeah, you got to pay more if you don't want to
Which is expensive. That's crazy. Yeah, I was trying so hard to actually like leave the place with money
So I was yeah, I was like trying to save money. This is when we first started where we first started touring
Yeah, we're playing smaller venues and it was there was a profit margin when windum
So dumb yeah, don't stay at windums. Those are bad
Those are bad. Yes, They used to be nice.
Yes, you are absolutely right.
Fuck, what happened?
What happened to the world?
What's going on, dammit?
Yeah, yeah.
So, evil they say.
Newspapers across the country
mainly ran a little people in the news note the next day
from the Associated Press or UPI or Reuters.
Mostly another, hey, look at this bit
from Nonsense Hollywood.
This is not a front, he thought this was gonna be
a front page and it's just like a little blurb
like, oh, Evil Can Evil, remember that guy?
He said this dumb shit too.
This old man said some crazy shit.
We had to hear about his death wish.
Said some stupid shit.
Sounds great.
The Valley News, a suburb in Los Angeles daily, actually added some outside
expertise to the story. A reporter called the LA County Medical Association and the
State Board of Medical Quality Assurance to ask about the feasibility of removing someone's
spleen so that someone could be dropped from a World War II bomber. The reply was that
operation would be, quote, totally insane, very improper, and a highly
questionable procedure.
Absolutely.
Yes.
To get a doctor to do that would be like finding a doctor that would give a 12 year old a vasectomy.
Like that's not goes.
Not that I'm saying it's a terrible idea.
But your doctors generally won't do it until you're either older or have a couple of kids.
They won't just get some, you know, young guy.
We should circumcise and then vasectomize babies and then be like, you have to earn
children.
You have to earn your vasteferins to be untied, whatever the fuck they're called.
You have to earn that.
Untied, whatever it is.
Untied and made whole again.
Maybe that's a thing.
We have to, you put in like an application
when you're like, I would say about 28 at the earliest.
That's the earliest you can put in an application.
You can't put one in before that.
It comes with a W-2.
You gotta show how much you make.
Oh no, it's a whole process.
No, I want an interview, like a panel,
like a parole board almost.
I want a panel.
I don't know who's in charge of this panel or anything.
So I'm back to you.
Me and you.
It's fine.
Me and you are on it, I know that much,
and then we'll get a third person, we'll figure it out.
But I don't trust anybody else with this.
I'm voting no, probably about 90% of the time.
I was gonna say, we're gonna have to agree on it
all the time, and me and you are gonna confer,
and I feel like we'll be in agreement on 99% of these.
Most of the time, I'm just gonna look at the traffic on the main freeway of every town
they live and be like, nope, too full, can't do it yet.
No, we're still, the line at the Burger King drive-thru is still a little long.
I'm gonna go ahead and deny this.
So the highly questionable procedure.
The entire enterprise was highly questionable.
He said, quote, I've earned millions of dollars through the years facing the greatest competitor in life.
That is death, is what he wrote in response to a letter
to the editor from James M. Perry,
a former commanding officer for the US Army
Golden Knights parachute team,
who questioned all the facets of the Haysa stack jump here.
Evil said, uh, quote,
I enjoy life. I love to live every day, hoping it will never end.
I do my best to see that it does not.
There are two things that have kept other men from doing what I'm going to do.
One is fear, and the other is the sudden stop when you hit the ground.
He left out his third reason. No one cared.
No one gave a shit. That's the thing. No one. That's why no one would do this because no one cares
They said the announcement of the stunt was pretty much as far as that stunt ever went and the stunt man himself went to jail. Oh
So yes, he's got to go to jail here
he's got to go check himself in at the at the you know, the county jail here, which is like on the sixth, seventh, eighth floors
or some shit of the justice building there in LA.
So they're saying he could be out of jail
in four and a half months for good behavior.
And the judge, when he was sentenced,
Knievel told the judge that he'd been a brawler all his life.
He said, I'm a fighter and I stand up for what I believe in. Yeah.
That's what he said. That's why he did this.
You also stole things. You're also a piece of shit.
Dude, he showed up like all fucking to jail,
all happy hellos and everybody. Hey, how you doing? Good morning. Good morning.
How are you?
Shown up in a blue leather outfit like a crazy person.
Hell yeah.
Big sunglasses on.
Rockstar, yeah.
Yeah, he's, the reason why, well they asked him too,
how'd you feel about the sentence?
He said, I think the judge was fair.
Said he's a good, judge is a good judge.
He's a fair judge, that's what he said.
So the thing that he's in such a good mood about
that nobody else knows is that he has put in an application
and his lawyer's working it through the system
to get him out on work release.
To where he-
He's not even gonna go to jail.
He'd be able to leave at 6 a.m.
and come back at fucking midnight basically.
Just have a nap there.
He's gotta go have a nap in jail, that's it.
Or nine o'clock I think he's gotta be in.
Six to nine and then-
Nine hours. But there's a three hour grace period, so it's it. Or nine o'clock I think he's gotta be in. Six to nine and then. Nine hours.
But there's a three hour grace period,
so it's midnight, let's be realistic here.
I.
Yeah.
So he knows that this is in the works
and the press doesn't,
so that's why he's in such a good fucking mood here.
Yeah.
If the application is approved,
he would leave the jail in regular clothes,
every day at six, and go about his duties until 6 p.m
At night, but then later on it turns out to be 9. So I don't know what they're talking about here
they said he could be out of jail in four and a half months and
So he's sentenced he admits that you know
He's he doesn't want to go to jail, but you know got to do gotta be a man take your fucking medicine basically
The judge told him by the way no affront justifies such retaliation
It sets a terrible example the judge went on to basically say that listen you're supposed to be this
You you talk about how you are the like idol of youth and like you can't this isn't an example to set for kids
The fuck is wrong with you and evils like I think you should teach kids to stand up for what they believe in
And jump out of bombers jump out of bombers
The problem is though. I know the reason why he didn't just get of oh
That's another evil Knievel thing a lot of people said is because it was two-on-one
They he had some some goon with him to help him beat this guy up with a bat which made him look
Yeah, that's pretty shitty if he showed up and in the fucking 20th century Fox Cafe
Fuck your hands through his jacket on the floor on the ground and said I'm challenging you mister
I'm gonna kick your fucking ass right now me and you were gonna step outside and then he did it
Nobody would have probably given a shit
You know what I mean?
Cuz that's what Frank Sinatra used to do it And nobody fucking cared cause he'd show up and go,
Hey asshole, you know, let's go outside.
Motherfucker show up at bars.
So anyway, yeah, the book goes on to say,
Knievel was handed 180 days in Los Angeles County jail,
plus three years probation.
He could have been sentenced to a maximum of four years
in state prison or to the one year recommended
by the district attorney and a deputy probation officer here.
The deputy probation officer, Ann Burnett here,
called it a cowardly act.
This was not even a one-on-one confrontation.
Yeah, man held him down.
Yeah, he got held down and beaten with a bat.
So he needed a weapon and another guy.
What the hell is that?
So this sentence was seen as lenient, obviously,
for pretty brutal attack here. The judge, Judge Edward Radifi, while he said that quote,
long ago we abandoned the concept of frontier justice here in California and in the civilized
world, he also praised Knievel's guilty plea, said it's very refreshing for the court to
have a defendant charged with a serious crime walk in and openly admit his guilt. Really
makes everything a lot easier for everybody. If everybody just did that
even if they didn't do it we could really just get people cruising through
here this would be like a free-flowing artery right now just all these people
saying they didn't do it it's just clogging everything up man. Christ. So they said just
all take the rap for Christ's sake. Even if you didn't do it. Have some respect for my
schedule you know what I mean that's all I'm asking. He said Knievel said he thought the
judge was fair on his way out of court. The idea of six months in jail did not seem to
bother him. He would set off on a trip through the California penal system that was alternately comic, embarrassing, and flat out sad.
It was a Hogan's Heroes, McHale's Navy sort of sitcom wackiness
that grabbed headlines and attention on the surface,
that crazy old evil Knievel,
but a tale of further self-destruction underneath.
What he didn't realize was that the train
of slowly accumulated gravy was leaving the station,
taking away the pieces of the extravagant life that he had built and try as he
might, he would not know how to stop it. The old tricks weren't working anymore.
That's what the book says. And that's it. I mean, he, like I said,
he's putting out plenty, but he is not
taking in anything. Yeah. I'm making any money. Yeah.
And it's not like he was making good investments or anything like that.
He stuck his money in a fucking literal vault, played with it, and then went and spent it.
Let his friends come over and do backflips in it.
No shit, and God knows what the IRS is going to have to say and everything else.
So the book goes on to say,
Public perception had changed.
He convinced no one with his boasts of frontier justice.
He tried to say that he needed assistance because his hands were still broken from the
shark tank crash, but no one believed him.
Two on one was two on one and America didn't like that.
One guy here is an agent who represented shit, George Clooney, Charlie Sheen, all these different
people.
He said the biggest problem with fame is that people begin to think everything is forever.
Fame and all the things that come with it are lent to you.
You don't own them.
You have to pay rent.
And when you don't pay the rent and people know when you don't, then everything can disappear.
You kill your franchise.
True.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The the the you have to be a certain amount of legend before you can. your franchise. True. Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
You have to be a certain amount of legend before you can, that's untarnishable almost,
you know what I mean?
It's like.
You gotta be, fuck man.
You gotta be Elvis legend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
You have to be Elvis or I mean, look at what fucking, look at what OJ, you know what I
mean?
Like he was a hero.
Yeah. Fucking look at what OJ. You know what I mean? Like he was a hero and
You know that even people turned on him obviously after he almost decapitated his wife
But you know when people first happened people were like no not OJ. He didn't do it. Nobody believed it
So a story in the National Enquirer appeared in his last days of freedom
Evil Knievel's lavish lifestyle was the article title.
It proved to be a final celebration of his affluence.
Harry O's shot of evil loading the 38 Smith and Wesson, the I don't pose for anyone
pose. Remember that? Yeah.
Sat nicely under the headline.
A picture of the recently departed Evil Eye 1 feed ship was included, along with a
picture of evil leaning against the front fender of one of his Ferraris.
Though the story mentioned the subject's upcoming incarceration, the tone was curious as if
nothing had happened, a celebration of his good fortune and fiscal folly.
He said, this is a quote from the article from Evil, quote, I met the Shah the other
day, the Shah of Iran that the...
S-H-A-H, yeah. Yeah yeah that they overthrew in 79 or whatever 78 and he said you bought more planes in one day than I've bought
The prisoner to be said meaning the Shah of Iran who was the richest man in the world at the time
Yeah
Knievel listed one more time the spoils of his profession
He claimed, yes, he once bought seven airplanes from Beech Aircraft at one time, owned a total of 11 airplanes, two of them Learjets.
He once, of course, also owned 13 boats headed by the feed ship, which he admitted had been leased and now had been returned.
He said, quote, I gave it back to the guy I leased it from because I felt sorry for him. He's going through a divorce.
Not I can't afford it, which is the,
he missed payments on it and the guy took it back.
Other point is the Shava Ran is the most wealthy person
on the planet and you quote unquote,
outbought airplanes with him.
You can't do that.
You're not even in the top 10 riches on the planet.
You're not in the top 50 in our country.
Never mind in the world. Like you're not in the top 1000.
No, you're not literally embezzling a country's oil resources to your own personal accounts.
That's crazy. Like at this point, we like trying to compete with Putin.
Like, well, he just steals all of their money so you can
You say what's Russia's GDP and he goes let me check my chase account hold on and he goes
I have to type up
Same thing with this shit. So
Yeah, he feels bad for him. He rounded off the estimates for the jewelry and cars, but he did say he had a late addition to his garage,
the $129,500 white and gold Stutz convertible,
the only convertible Stutz ever made.
He claimed he paid 675,000 in taxes the previous year.
His story read like a trip through life's checkout lane.
This was the pile of high calorie stuff
that had been amassed.
A careful reader noticed that there wasn't a fruit
or vegetable involved.
Quote, if I lost it all tomorrow, I haven't lost anything.
I've had the gracious hand of God on me
to let me live a dream of a life.
Did I tell you about my death dream, by the way?
Right, death wish.
Oh man. So, oh by the way, Right. Death wish. Oh man. So oh by the way once his conviction went
through Harley Davidson withdrew its sponsorship of evil. You have to. You can't. Yeah. Their
whole thing was trying to not have that image of guys beating each other up with baseball
bats. Yeah. And now we don't want criminals and bad men riding their bikes. Nope. And
we want yuppies. We want bankers riding them. We want people who can afford them to fucking want them.
That's what we want.
Yeah, we want to sell you a $40,000 bike
and have you put $40,000 worth of accessories on it.
That you bought from us.
We want you to walk into a dealership and buy one,
not like put one together out of parts you found
lying around from other people's shit.
They literally had a Chrome card.
That's what it was called, because you would buy it
and then go buy all your chrome with it.
Oh my god.
You would apply for it and then go, I mean, you're buying it.
You've got a fucking annual fee.
That's wild.
What's my chrome APR?
Anybody know?
1994.
So the book goes on to say about the LA County jail.
This is a Lou Mack here, quote from him.
He's one of the residents of the jail at the time. He said,
there were some serious convicts in that place, some hardcore criminals,
some guys serving life. All those County, if they were there,
it was for court appearances. They're not serving life in County,
but they could be in County while serving life to go for court appearances and shit
There were stabbings and beatings. I had threats against my life
I got up on some guys bunk one time and he didn't like that and the word went out that he was gonna kill me
Just for that. I went an entire week without ever sleeping until it got resolved
So they said the serious cons were supposed to be on another floor, but they'd get to move around.
They'd come down to our floor at night
to have sex with the gay guys.
The guards were in their pocket.
There you go.
Mack was a resident in the next cell
when Knievel arrived at cell number 11.
The moment brought a touch of excitement to Bored Lives.
Yeah, if you're bored sitting in jail,
here comes Evil Knievel, that's something new.
Everyone knew who Knievel was.
A crowd gathered to watch the famous man
now wearing prison clothes examine his new
six by 10 foot living quarters,
an area sometimes shared by as many
as four prisoners at a time.
He said, I got a yacht bigger than this.
That was his quote.
Okay.
Now the people in jail. Your motorcycle's bigger than this that was his quote Now the people in jail
Yeah, your car is twice as that yeah now the people in jail love this shit. They love it sure yeah
They love it. He's like society forgets about those people. We don't give a yeah
He's like the most successful pimp ever and he just got put in the cell blog
They're like this guy's awesome fuck. Yeah. So he's like a hero in jail.
Everybody likes this fucking guy in jail.
So here's a little quick thing here,
a little story from the book.
I love when they start out a story
and it's just a side bar.
One night, not so long after Knievel got out of jail
for whacking Saltman, that's way past this in the story,
he went to a place called the Red Rooster
on his round of Butte bars. He wound to a place called the Red Rooster on his
round of Butte bars. He wound up gambling, played Texas Hold'em, caused a scene, one
of those turn over the table kind of scenes that shut down the game for the
night. Knievel was mad at the dealer, a woman. He called her a long line of
terrible names and made her cry before he finally left. The game was
backed by a large-sized guy named Jimmy Dick.
Jimmy Dick, who was not on the premises that night. The dealer was his girlfriend.
Okay, Jimmy Dick sounds like he doesn't take much guff. You know what I mean?
No, that's a man with two slang worms for penis as his name.
That's his whole name.
Don't mess with that guy.
No, that's a lot. It's Jimmy Schlong Dick. He might as well be named. That's a
The lot going on there. So I'm the pecker and he runs Butte, Montana card games like that's yeah
Yeah
Dick who did not know evil but certainly had heard about him forever put retribution on a to-do list for further action
The time came soon enough.
Evil was back at the bar within weeks, noisy as usual, when Jimmy Dick and Terry Richards,
another large sized guy, arrived after an all-day rock concert.
Terry Richards acted first.
Hey, are you Evil Knievel?
He asked.
Yes I am, Knievel answered.
Would you sign this cocktail napkin for me?
Knievel signed with his usual autograph flourish?
Happy landings evil Knievel
Terry rich that's nice Terry Richards. He's got to have a thing to say yeah
Terry Richards took the napkin rolled it into a ball put it in his mouth and ate it his eyes never left evils as he chewed
What he could have just thrown it on the
floor. It would have given the exact same throwing it down on the floor would have given
the exact same message without having to eat a cocktail napkin. But also that's now going
to land in the toilet. Yeah. Happy landings in my poop. That's what that is. Uh, Jimmy
Dick then came into the picture.
He planned to kick Knievel's ass.
Wait a minute, I know about you, Knievel said.
Jimmy Dick, I've heard of you.
A conversation followed.
The result was vintage Knievel.
He brought out the old pie.
He brought the old mental positive mental attitude, the W. Clement Stone PMA, his insurance
bullshit from back in the day words followed more words and Jimmy Dick not only was convicted convinced not to
inflict great bodily harm but was now the newest employee of Evil Knievel he
hired him he hired him he's I don't want to get my ass beaten in this bar so I'm
gonna hire this guy instead yep he was Evil Knievel's bodyguard and they were going to Australia.
Okay, the lore of Australia was that nobody knew much about Shelly Saltman in Australia, the whole crime thing.
Promoters wanted Evil's name to attach to a multi-act thrill show they would take across the country.
44 cities in nine weeks. Australia has 44 cities?
country, 44 cities in nine weeks. Australia has 44 cities?
Wow.
I was gonna say, I could name seven maybe
that have people in them and then the rest are what?
And I think eight, when I say that,
I think I'm exaggerating, I don't think I can name eight.
I think I got Adelaide.
Adelaide, sure, yeah.
Perth, Brisbane, Melbourne.
Melbourne, done, that's it.
I'm out, you name another one, I'm gonna be fucking shocked.
Oh, damn it.
Oh, there's gotta be more, I know there's more.
The Gold Coast is an area,
but I don't know if that's a city.
No, there's more in the Outback,
there's a couple in there.
You also got the Outback, is that a city? There's the Outback. Yeah, Australian listeners more in the outback. There's a couple in there. You also got the outback.
There's the outback.
Yeah, Australian listeners, by the way,
this is the extent of what the rest of the world
knows about you.
This is how you've cracked America.
They know this, and that's not a knife.
This is a knife.
That's all we fucking know about you.
Understand that.
And your koalas have sexually transmitted diseases.
All of them
Wow
What is the because we've done episodes where there's teams over there and I can fucking can't
That's
He didn't have to take big risks mostly ride around and make way for a kid daredevil,
Dave Buggins, a 16 year old, an Australian.
Knievel didn't want to go, but he did like the upfront money, the advance, so he went
to Australia.
The tour was a mishmash that could have been predicted.
Knievel was drinking, impossible to handle.
From the time he refused to talk at the opening press conference in Sydney, to the time that he decided the facility in the town of Griffith did not meet his standards and he refused
to perform, to his eventual break with the show in Wagga Wagga?
After only 8 of 44 dates, he made it clear he didn't want to be there.
Jimmy Dick watched the entire scene.
Knievel did not like being the second banana.
Every night the Australian announcer would make the jumping sound like a competition
between Knievel and the Australian kid Dave Buggins.
Every night Knievel would do a little jump.
Every night the kid would be spectacular.
It was part of the show.
Australia beats the United States.
It's like a wrestling show. Sure. Yeah. Japan, they bring the American guys over there and they
have a Japanese guy beat him. That's it. Dick would watch the show with Buggins' father. The kid did
spectacular things, rode inside some kind of iron ball, leapt over 14 cars, was routinely young and
fearless. His father was excited. He kept asking for Jimmy Dick's opinion.
How good was this kid?
How good really?
The father obviously wanted Evil Knievel's friend
to say that his son was better than Evil Knievel.
So Jimmy Dick finally said,
look, your son can really ride a motorcycle.
He's great.
That means he's got about 5% of this business covered.
They said no better explanation
of Evil Knievel's success had ever been given.
Yeah, that's great, he can ride the motorcycle.
Can he be full of shit?
Can he draw a crowd?
Can he fucking do all of these other crazy Evil Knievel
things that he does?
Can he be a ringmaster of a one man circus?
Can you do that?
Yeah.
That's a big deal.
Is that possible?
So that's a big deal.
Ask Robbie Knievel.
Couldn't do it.
Couldn't do it. Even with his name.
His name gave him half of that and he still couldn't do it.
So here's an article November 30th, 1977 from the Star Ledger here.
And it says, Evil's fall from grace is a jolt for ideal toy.
The company there. His It was a huge seller.
They said Evil Knievel may have created more problems than he realized when he
recently assaulted his former agent.
Knievel not only had to face law for his actions, but he may also have shattered
the faith, the faith of millions of adoring fans.
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The impact of evil's outburst perhaps can best be a scene in yesterday's announcement
by the ideal toy corp that its third quarter loss would approximate the company's
1.6 million dollar profit in the first half of its fiscal year so evil
literally turned a company's
Money upside down with this everyone stopped buying the toy. That was it ideal manufacturers and markets a broad line of evil Knievel action toys. The company puts falling sales on
Knievel products at the top of the list for reasons of its
poor third quarter performance. They were all in the Hollis New
York Company, which has a major assembly and distribution in
Newark, said its earnings for the 39 weeks ended November 3
will be at or near the break even point compared with a net
income of $4.2 million in the same period last year. That's a big
miss there. Based on those figures Ideal's net earnings of 1.6 million in
the first half of 77 will be offset by a loss of an equal amount in the third
quarter. If its fiscal year ended February 3rd, the company reported earnings of 5.2 million
on sales of a 136, 7.6 million.
They said several factors contributed
to the sharp reduction in profit margins.
Foremost was the precipitous decline in sales
of the evil Knievel category of action toys.
So everything couldn't have fallen off harder
at the same time.
He's basically, if you follow his rise and fall,
he's basically has the same career arc as Paulie Shore.
He really does.
This just hit me, but it's fucking perfect, dude.
It's perfect.
Like he started out hot.
He's on MTV and Cino Man. Spring Break hot, he's on MTV, and Cino Man.
Spring break and Cino Man.
Spring break and Cino Man, even like Sun and Law
and that shit's in the middle.
Uh oh, it's starting to go, jury duty.
Oh, we're in the army now, oh God.
Jesus, sitcom, Pauly, oh fuck, this is getting bad.
I don't wanna know about your life.
Then we don't have any tables tables available Mr. Shore and then
it goes to that. Our next reservation is next month Mr. Shore. Our next reservation is
when your mom dies and you take her over a comedy club because let's be realistic
not one motherfucker on earth gave two shits about Paulie Shore not one comic
has ever respected a fucking thing he did.
And then the second his mom died, all of a sudden,
there's a new ass to kiss and it's Paulie Shores and these fucking groveling
pathetic comedians do it. It's hilarious.
Cause his brother handled the business. Yeah. It's fucking crazy.
Yeah.
They work so hard to go there to try to get passed by Pauly Shore
You go I could go up there fart no a microphone
It's better than anything you ever did and you're gonna tell me no go fucking not me
We didn't try but like that's that would be the attitude
Pauly Shores $50 he can kiss my dick
Yeah That would be the attitude. Fuck that. I don't need Paulie Shores $50. He can kiss my dick. That's too bad. Yeah.
You need a 60 year old Paulie Shores
to tell you you're funny.
Fuck that.
Old fucking Paulie Knievel over here can suck my dick.
It's the same amount of time though.
It's really, really crazy.
It's a 10 year window up and down.
So yeah
Knievel's recent conviction in the baseball bat attack and his subsequent six-month jail sentence to be served nights and weekends
Certainly didn't help sell ideals toys one analyst said demand for products associated with daredevil
Motorcyclist evil started softening, but even before the incident
Ideals current line of Knievel's products
are currently on the market,
but the company isn't saying what its plans are next year.
The security analyst speculated the line will be trimmed
down or maybe even phased out in the coming months.
So he's not even gonna have toy income anymore.
Wow, they said some of the Ideal's new product lines,
such as its slotless track race cars, have been well received but
not enough to offset the volume drop of Knievel items.
Because they had a whole production going, I mean they're pumping them out.
So that's what happened.
Now here's Evil in prison.
This is what we've been waiting for.
He had maybe the craziest prison experience ever here.
Okay, right from the book. He was a different sort of prisoner from the start.
After less than 72 hours inside the Hall of Justice as scheduled, his participation in
the work release program began.
He was outside again.
So he was in there for two days.
Not only outside, but outside in style.
His chauffeur appeared at 9.30 a.m. on a Wednesday in the $129,500 white and gold
vintage Stutz and Knievel came out of the building in another superfly outfit and whoosh
he was off to his business day. He had the office at Ralph Andrews Productions in Toluca
Lake, the sign evil in a haystack on his door.
But in a pattern that developed quickly, he spent most days at the bar of either the Sheraton
Universal or the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
He's hanging out at the polo lounge.
That's not jail.
That's crazy.
The other work release prisoners went mostly to menial jobs,
traveling by bus back and forth to work in factories or farms to pick vegetables or to wherever they could find any kind of employment.
Knievel rode in the Stutz every day off to the Polo Lounge.
His publicist defended it by saying that was his place of business, that was what he did
for his work, talked with people.
He had drinks and socializes, that's his job. Okay.
At night, back in jail, he was the same celebrity he was on the outside.
Bigger, in fact.
The other prisoners admired his style.
He brought back pictures of himself from the Toluca Lake office, signed autographs, answered
questions.
He had no trouble.
They loved him in there.
They love a celebrity in there, because that's a guy who's not famous, I get to say I know
a famous guy. Mike Tyson went to jail. They loved him in there. It doesn't matter.
It's pretty cool to say I sat across, I looked at Evil Knievel through my bars.
Yeah, people like that shit. Yeah, and also what he did, it's not like he fucking diddled
a kid or something. What he did they thought was cool. Broad daylight in the middle of
a crowded room, he beat the shit out of somebody with baseball bat. They think that's awesome
I know people that that met Aaron Roth or Aaron Hernandez and were jacked about oh
We know a guy that posted a picture of those two together on Facebook loaned him his phone
Probably after he murdered a man probably because he didn't want to make a call
Yeah, I'm in a hotel or in the airport airport
Aaron Hernandez doesn't have a cell phone. Why doesn't he have a cell phone? There's a reason. Or he, yeah,
he doesn't want to use that to the co for the call he's using because of
records and all that. Yeah. Well, he, he didn't have his cell phone.
He used his phone and then deleted the number after using it.
Yeah. What does that tell you? That's so creepy. Yep, that's wild. Yeah, our friend
facilitated murder possibly. Yeah. Helped facilitate. So they said even his crime, whacking
someone with a baseball bat, hey, the guy deserved it. The other prisoners recognized
the approach. Bunches of them gathered each night in his cell where he told stories about
his jumps and surgeries.
The crowd would extend into the hallways it was so large.
He would turn serious sometimes, back to the W. Clement Stone Foundation and dispense formulas
for success.
He could use his own success as a lesson in how to find a straight path, how to leave
a criminal life and still fulfill your dreams.
So leave that behind.
If he could still do it, if he could do it,
then hey, other people could do it too.
Lou Mack, the fellow inmate said,
he was a real big boost and inspiration to me.
I was just some punk kid,
a bad kid locked up in drugs and violence.
He showed me how to look beyond my nose.
To this day, I say that him coming to jail probably was the best thing that ever happened
to me."
Interesting.
Another guy here, Victor Thomas, who was serving a burglary sentence, said it amazed me that
he could just adjust to being in that cell after living his extravagant life.
The guy was just like one of the boys.
He showed us the scars all over his body from the bad unlucky
accidents he had while performing. All the plates and screws and surgeries made him look like the six million dollar man.
Knievel hired Thomas, that's the burglar, known throughout the jail as a talented artist to sketch a series of pictures
detailing his stay behind bars.
to sketch a series of pictures detailing his stay behind bars.
Really? This is like he doesn't have a photographer, so he's got a sketch artist behind him.
The pictures didn't necessarily have to show things he actually did in jail.
Yeah, just evil and.
Yeah, dry, evil, carnival, playing basketball in the prison yard.
Quote, Thomas captured him playing basketball,
guarding an inmate with an enormous Afro,
eating lunch, yeah, this is how you nailed it.
That's why he's not playing basketball,
he's gone all day.
Signing autographs, signing in and out
as part of work release program,
sleeping in his bunk, going through a strip search,
rear view.
Knievel said the pictures would be used
in a future autobiography.
He said, there's no cash payment for for you but Thomas would become famous when the world
saw his art.
Thomas said nothing ever came of it but I don't think he had any intention of coming
through anyway.
The work release program was nothing less than idyllic under the circumstances.
Hang around the hotel bar during the day, have a cocktail, perhaps more than one, spend
the night signing autographs and telling campfire stories to people who really wanted to listen.
Never show remorse, not once.
Knievel was spotted one day playing golf.
He was wearing yellow shoes that Doug Sanders had given him.
This was better than summer camp in the mountains.
This is great.
Rosenfeld, the publicist, was in the back seat of the
Stutz one work release morning with Knievel and some other people moving
through the Hollywood smog when Knievel suddenly ordered the chauffeur to take
the right at the next driveway. The driveway led to the front gate at 20th
Century, the scene of the crime against Saltman. Guards came out of their little
booth to bar his way this time when they saw Knievel.
It was a good laugh.
The work release program was a laugh.
He just did it to fuck with him.
The Los Angeles Times, as often happened with newspapers and situations that are too good
to be true, soon took notice.
On December 15, 1977, less than a month into Knievel's sentence, a front page story by
veteran court reporter Bill Farr detailed a brewing storm into Knievel's sentence, a front-page story by veteran court
reporter Bill Farr detailed a brewing storm about Knievel's work release situation.
The headline was, quote, Knievel's furlough fuels controversy.
An accompanying photo by Art Rogers was stretched across five columns and showed Knievel leaving
jail, the chauffeur waiting next to the elongated Stutz.
It was not exactly a scene out of the Birdman of Alcatraz.
Yeah.
Now, the other thing the book says here
that everybody noticed the leniency here,
the Los Angeles Times has often happened with newspapers
and situations that are too good to be true,
soon took notice.
They're like, is this for real?
On December 15th, 1977,
less than a month into Knievel's sentence,
a front page story
by veteran court reporter Bill Farr, this is the same thing, detailed the brewing storm
about this.
And they said, if I couldn't be on this program, I'd end up having to file for bankruptcy,
is what Knievel said.
And that would not only hurt me and my family, but put a whole lot of people I work with
out of work.
But I'll have to leave that to other people to say whether it's a fair thing.
They said, do you think it's fair you get to do all this?
He goes, well, I'm trying not to go bankrupt.
The implication in the story was that his fame
had given him a free pass.
Ann Burnett, the deputy county probation officer,
said again that Knievel was a totally unsuitable candidate
for work furlough, and the deputy DA said that he's got no remorse.
Why are we letting him do this?
He said, my focus is on deterrence.
As I have mentioned, he's a public figure.
He claims a special relationship with the country's youth.
This status carries with it special responsibilities.
Want us to try to set an example
for those who may wish to follow him.
Now, Knievel, this is amazing, Knievel who beat the shit out of this Saltman guy, almost
murdered him, he is now suing Saltman.
Evil is suing him.
For throwing my shoulder out.
You know, yeah, my little oblique pull when I was swinging my bat at you tennis elbow.
Now he's suing him for $210 million.
Oh, come on. For what?
Which is the craziest thing I'd ever,
I think that's what Tracy Morgan got for almost being murdered by a Walmart
truck. Yeah. Like 30 years later. Yeah. Like 30 years later. Yeah.
And almost killed a very famous person
So this is crazy
Wild shit, so that's what he's suing for
For what does he say what?
for
To said it was an effort to destroy his credibility and public image the book, okay
Which is you can't sue him for that so Christmas Eve 1977. It's gonna bring some joy here
Yeah, this is a story from the book again on Christmas Eve out on furlough
Knievel showed up for dinner at the Beverly Hills home of JD agadasia
And that's the guy he used to his former partner's promoter there this guy agadasia and had been through a rugged set of
promoter there. This guy, Agadazian, had been through a rugged set of operations for cancer. Knievel wanted to cheer him up. A low public profile did not seem to be part of the plan.
The daredevil arrived on a three-wheeled jet motorcycle that had been developed by
Bob Truax for parades. It's got a big flame shooting out of the back. It's a fucking jet engine.
He whooshed down Sunset Boulevard
By the way, this can't be street legal. No that there's no way that's no way He's got a registration and like a smog check thing on this no way that happened
pollutes like crazy and jet jet you will
Yeah, you can melt the fucking bumper off somebody's car behind you that should also be an issue
I don't think you're supposed to do this.
Setting parrises on fire down South.
Yeah, as it goes.
Just melting Malibu's behind you.
So as he whooshed down Sunset Boulevard, pulled into the circular driveway in the Truesdale
Estates with an entrance that involved noise, sparks, flames, and the usual stuff associated with jet engines.
Agajanian's family rushed outside to see what the commotion was.
His son said this, this is Agajanian's son, said, Evil drove the jet cycle around a little
bit more, then we all went inside for dinner.
He had to leave early to go back to jail, so we all went out to see him off.
It was quite a sight.
Dark now, that thing roaring away with the flames coming out of the back. Exciting!
The next morning, the first thing he heard, the young kid, was crying. He went out and
found his mother in tears on the front lawn. Every flower, every bush, every bush, everything
that she had planted had been scorched
by the flames. All singed. The entire garden was destroyed. It was this giant huge garden
that was just burned to fucking crisp now. He said it was a real mess. The hand pipe
of a jet engine. Good God. It was a real mess. That jet motorcycle put out a lot of heat,
he said. Yeah. I would say. Okay, now here's the crazy shit.
January 3rd, 1978.
Well, here's the crazy shit.
Like we haven't had nine parts of crazy shit.
Okay, this is when Wednesday, January 3rd, 1978,
the work release situation became a mess,
according to the book here.
Knievel, who said he had won a big bet
to open the new year when the underdog
University of Washington beat the University of Michigan
2720 in the Rose Bowl behind quarterback Warren Moon
Now by the way, that's the same game that Ted Bundy went out of his way to fucking watch when he was
Escaped from jail and was in the Chicago area. He went to a bar to watch it when he was
Nationally wanted for murder. Yeah and escape. That's pretty fucking funny.
So at the same time, in different places.
Ted Bundy watched a game that Evil Knievel lost money on.
Won money on.
Oh, he bet on the underdog.
He bet on, yeah, he bet on the underdog and won.
What do you think?
It's evil, he's not betting a favorite, that's boring.
Yeah, that's dumb, yeah.
That's fucking boring.
So he used part of his winnings
to order up a dozen Cadillac limousines
What for what you may ask to take his friends on a party to do like a fucking money did he make a lot?
Apparently no no this wasn't that this was to transport the other
117 members of the work release program back and forth to their jobs
117 members of the work release program back and forth to their jobs
In limo in limos, they would have the $17 per hour drivers Which was just an insane amount of money back then plus Cadillac limos for the rest of the week through Sunday Wow
Quote this is from evil in order that this new year
1978 be started with a feeling of friendship
It is in personal gratitude that I offer the limousines and chauffeur service to my fellow inmates on a 24 hour a day basis
Please accept this as an honest goodwill gesture to you and your families Wow
so the publicist evils publicist
The was the man who actually ordered the cars
from Carrie Limousines and put out the press release
through the city news service,
telling reporters that the event would happen.
He drove to the Hall of Justice
to see how well everything worked and he found chaos.
They don't have, this isn't an award show,
they don't have a giant area blocked off
for limos to pull up, especially 17 of them.
Where the fuck do you think that's a lot of limos, man?
Picture any normal place.
Do they have room for 17 limos to line up outside?
A limo is generally a car and a half, two cars, sometimes three, depending on how big
the car.
And you got 17?
That's 50 cars.
Where the fuck are they parking?
So the press guy said, the publicist said,
I said, how bad could it be?
And then I got there.
It was like the Oscars.
Oh my god.
Limousines are everywhere.
They created a morning rush hour gridlock.
Some drivers had parked in the spaces for workers
at the Hall of Justice, including the spot reserved for the sheriff.
That's excellent. You know, you're getting a ticket for that. Some had double parked in the street.
Knievel, who was met by this day by his own driver in the customized Cadillac pickup truck, a customized motorcycle sitting in the back,
finally was convinced by his probation officer to cancel the cars.
The probation officer, Dennis Caldwell,
said that the prisoners would put their work release status
in jeopardy by accepting the rides.
So only 10 of the eligible workers had signed up
because of the threat.
So they all got their own limos, basically.
The pride, they were like, I don't give a fuck.
I don't care what you say about my work release.
I'm riding in a fucking limo.
I'm riding in Evil's limo.
All alone. Chilling back there. What you say about my work release? I'm riding in a fucking limo. I'm riding an evil limo all alone
Chillin back there
They said the project if it was that was the right word was not viable Knievel reluctantly agreed
He said that he was disappointed that he had only acted out of friendship and concern for his fellow inmates
Whom he saw struggling every day to travel to work
The final words on the venture came from two of the chauffeurs.
One said, quote, it seems kind of wrong to be driving criminals around in these big cars.
But come to think of it, a lot of criminals drive around in Cadillacs anyway, so maybe
it isn't such a mockery of justice after all.
Yeah.
Diddy rode one for years.
For years?
Well, yeah.
How many fucking, the Wolf of Wall Street
rode around in one.
How many disgraced Wall Street assholes
and everything else ride around in those.
And pimps, we have, runs the gamut.
So another one said, it's kind of unusual.
We usually take people around Beverly Hills.
So yeah, there you go.
And Knievel was doing his own thing.
So okay, here's the fallout from that Friday January 5th two nights after the limousine extravaganza
An all-points bulletin was issued to local law enforcement agencies notifying them that Knievel had escaped from work release. Oh
You can't you can't escape I mean guess if you don't, it's funny,
not coming back is considered escaping.
Yeah, that's what, yeah, if you don't show up
at a certain time, that's escape.
Yep, he had not returned to custody by 9, by 9.30
after one of those polo lounge days.
The rules gave him a three hour grace period.
Oh, okay, you're supposed to be in by 6.30,
but you can get in by 9.30,
so that's what he would do every night.
Okay, so you haven't been back by then. No, but you can get in by 9.30. So that's what he would do every night. So he got in. And he hadn't been back by then?
No, and after that, you're considered a fugitive.
Right.
After you don't be there by 9.30.
So his absence was classified as an escape.
He had called, told probation officer Caldwell,
that he was upset by certain world news reports
on television and that he was leaving the country
until it, quote, straightens itself out.
He didn't specify what the it was, but it was a spokesman for the sheriff's department that said he understood that
Knievel was referring to a tour of the Middle East by then President Jimmy Carter.
Oh, man, you better hang tight, but it's going to get worse over there.
He didn't like he didn't like that. So he's leaving the country. Okay, okay
Someone suggested evil Knievel might be headed to Cuba
Publicist Rosenfeld also received a call Rosenfeld wasn't home, but his wife answered evil told her in a rambling roundabout
Monologue that he was upset with the breakdown in the moral fiber of the United States. Or something like that.
She told him, you should go back to jail.
Make my husband's job slightly easier please.
She wound up talking to him for a long time, the publicist said.
He kept saying that he wasn't going back.
She kept saying that he had to go back and that he'd be in too much trouble if he didn't
go. I think she's the one who finally convinced him." He turned himself in at
the Hall of Justice at 2 40 in the morning on Saturday. He told Watch Commander Lieutenant
George Corbett, you wouldn't believe the troubles I'm having. I guess so, you're fucking five hours
late. These troubles were immediately extended as he was then booked on a felony escape charge and transferred to a private cell, away from his new jailhouse
friends and his fans. They rescind his work release privileges as well.
Now he doesn't get to leave.
No, if he can't come back on time, he don't get to leave. I mean, that's kind of part
of it. His state of mind, his fractured state of mind became part of the public record one
week later. 53 days after beginning to serve his sentence, 7 days after his walkout, he appeared before
the three-member LA County Board of Parole Commissioners to appeal for his freedom.
It was a memorable performance.
His approach seemed to come straight from a 1940s black and white cinema version of
parole board drama.
He fought back tears.
He pleaded.
He begged.
He gave a grand over the top evil-knevel performance.
I need your help, he began in a shaky voice.
And you could parole me this minute if you believe in me.
The hearing was held in a room inside the central jail.
He was seated in a single chair in front of the panel, dressed in prison blues.
He was forceful in his contrition as he was in any of his pre-jump homilies.
He mentioned family, God, and Christian pop singer Anita Bryant.
What?
What the hell does she have to do with any of this?
Didn't expect that, did you?
If I said he mentioned family, God, and what's the third third thing he mentioned would Anita Bryant be the thing you thought of?
Wow
He blamed the media for society's ills assholes always do that. He invoked the sadly departed image of Elvis
He admitted that he was he was dead by then
He admitted that he was pretty much broke that he had squandered the millions that had come his way and now owed hundreds of thousands of dollars more.
He lamented the loss of his daredevil youth. He praised Judge Radifi, a fair man. He damned
Hustler magazine for wanting to run a centerfold spread of Jimmy Carter's mother, Miss Lillian
Nacon. That was a publicity thing. Larry Flint said, I'll give Jimmy's car,
mother million dollars to pose naked across the pages.
Yeah. Yeah. I assume. Yeah. That's my, it's always that with Larry Flint, isn't it?
Who knew what he looked like or sounded like before? Nobody. No idea.
Woody Harrelson. That's all I know.
Yeah, that was a good movie actually people versus Larry front court
Courtney love in a big stretch plays a junkie. She had to really stretch it
To play a crazy junkie with a famous husband who almost dies
So and hers did die but anyway
He missed only stray dogs orphans and split milk in his litany of sad and and split milk in his litany of sadness.
His trouble-missing curfew, well, here it started with Miss Rona Barrett saying on national
television that he had been seen with quote, another woman at a cocktail lounge while on
work release.
That obviously wasn't true, of course not, but his wife had seen this report and his
son had called him from Montana and said his mom was despondent and well, that would get
to anyone.
Made my wife say, meanwhile, he's been announcing, I'm going to have a fucking fivesome with
these four hot young blondes tonight.
Tell my wife please on his way out of a fucking out of a bar.
This is my death wish
He said quote I felt society was against me that the press had treated me wrong and I didn't care for this country
He said the press puts pressure on a lot of people like a guy like Elvis Presley who finally took his own life with drugs
Not on purpose, but yeah.
Wow.
He said, I'm not a poet or a singer or a dancer.
I'm a professional risk taker.
And at 39 years old, there's no future for me in this daredevil business.
If you think like a young man at this age, you are dead.
Two friends had flown from Butte to help bolster his case.
They were met at the airport by the chauffeur and the customized Cadillac pickup truck of work release fame. A buzz of curbside interest
suddenly surrounded the two men as they stepped into the cab and were driven into town. The first
to testify was Gary Winston, the county attorney in Butte. He asked that Knievel be granted a
transfer to Butte for post-jail probation. Winston said, I promise you it won't just be a holiday for him.
The second witness was Father Joseph Finnegan, who ran a boys' home at the old Hanson packing
company.
He brought an old Irish priest in to go, hi, the lad's just a, he's a troubled youth,
but he keeps the other boys in line.
Yes he does.
Probably ought to drink that guy. Youth but he keeps the other boys in line.
He's donated pallets and pallets of the Irish Spring to our little…
Father Finnegan detailed Knievel's trips to the home to speak to the boys, his generosity
of spirit, his invitations to both the boys and their parents to visit
him at his house or on the golf course.
It was one of the few looks at any charitable enterprise by the man.
He'd encourage the boys to stop smoking, the priest said.
He'd give them fifty, a hundred dollars to stop.
He was very good.
The board listened to all of the words, asked very few questions, then decided not to decide.
A special hearing was already scheduled in five days in Santa Monica before Judge Radifi.
The District Attorney John Van de Kamp had decided in the end not to prosecute the felony escape
charge, so the hearing was added to determine Knievel's immediate future in the California
penal system. The parole board would await the decision of the court before making its own decision.
The judge apparently, not real into this, the judge said quote, if a legitimate escape
charge, as we said in the Los Angeles Times, if a legitimate escape charge can be filed
against Knievel, it should have been filed.
I don't appreciate them throwing it back at me, but I will handle it.
The judge's crankiness had turned to base-level outrage by the time the hearing arrived.
Looking down from his bench at a quiet, for once, evil, he said flat out, I don't want
to hear about this case anymore.
The judge then laid out the defendant with a gusto not seen since the many writers had
gone to work on the Daredevil three years earlier at Snake River Canyon.
Radifi characterized Knievel's beating of Shelly Saltman as an act of extreme cowardice,
not frontier justice.
And not, you're not a heroic avenger, he said quote unquote.
The frontier justice argument was nonsense.
Someone held Saltman while Knievel beat him with a bat.
This was not the act of some fearless and courageous character, some childhood idol.
This was a coward at work.
To Radifi, Knievel's tumultuous and very public time in jail so far had indicated how
little the man understood about the severity of his crime.
The judge was fed up with all of it.
He felt abused by Knievel's conduct.
He said quote, some of the show business stunts and PR pipe dreams like lining up limousines
in front of the jail serve to inflame the public and discredit a program in which thousands
of men have served with dignity.
You are not Evil Knievel the daring daredevil.
You are Robert C. Knievel, an inmate with a booking number.
You ought to spend the rest of your time in jail and self-examination.
Do your time in jail with some dignity.
Dignity is not a big word that I would put in
to evil Knievel.
That's a lot of other words.
Doing your time, you kind of throw dignity, right?
The fuck out the window.
Yeah, yeah.
I said don't make a mockery of everything.
So the afternoons at the Polo Lounge
were done for the duration of his sentence.
Work release privileges were permanently rescinded.
Knievel would be shipped to the Wayside Honor Rancho
in Castaic.
This was a long way from San Quentin, perhaps,
a minimum security unlocked facility
where 72 convicts worked as gardeners,
growing the plants for the rest of the prison system,
but it also was 100 miles from Beverly Hills. The fun was done. Yeah, that's real.
You're just actually a real prisoner now. So, yeah, it's all in the paper that the judge
fucking rescinded everything. It's a big deal. Judge gives Evil Knievel a good tongue lashing
is a big headline in the paper. Yeah. Evil loved it by bent over and took it.
Rolled my eyes back in my head. Man.
So they said the important news about Knievel during his work release folleys.
It had been less than two months. Remember since he entered jail,
less than four months since he attacked Saltman had taken play like tax.
Saltman had taken place, uh,
further back in the papers than many of these curious adventures on page one, often not in the papers at all.
Quiet items about business decisions being made, about lawsuits filed and lawsuits decided,
loans called in or rejected, properties seized.
This is where the true punishment was being delivered.
A t-shirt company in Helena wanted money for shirts that had been made, shipped and never
paid for.
Watchamacallum's helicopter service still wanted the money for services rendered during
the canyon jump.
Right.
Years ago.
Years ago.
The town of Twin Falls wanted money for cleanup.
The provider of portable toilets still wanted their money for all that shit.
In Bell Harbor, Florida, the Transit Charter Company wanted $50,000 for the D. Robinson
renovations of the 116-foot feed ship, Evil Eye 1, that had not been authorized.
They're fining him for that.
The US government wanted money from back taxes.
The bill, with interest, had now crossed the $3 million mark. Three, he owes the IRS.
What the fuck?
Three million dollars.
And the interest is insane on that money.
It's gonna be five million every month.
It's crazy.
It's fucking crazy.
And those motherfuckers, even if you get an extension,
they still charge you fucking interest.
No, no, no.
It's not an extension of a pause. No. Of we'll give you an, it's not an extension of a pause No of will give you an that's what an extension is is we won't fuck you
They go. Oh, no, no, no, you will we'll put you in jail, but you're gonna pay a fuckload more. That's what that is
Every day fucking cunts. So these state but but if you overpay throughout the year
We'll give you it back just that money. Yeah money Yeah, I want to charge them fucking interest for hanging on to my money. Give me my interest. Yeah, what the fuck nice
Yeah, late fees for not oh, but it's all on you all on your math anyway, so yeah, I'm supposed. I'm a fucking yeah
I'm supposed to know fucking tax. I'm an actuary now. Thanks. I'm gonna do all my math
Yeah, I'm my own CPA, I gotta know all this.
The state of Montana wanted the money.
The list didn't seem to end here.
Oh, they wanted money too.
Oh yes, a civil suit by Shelly Saltman
for unspecified but sure to be costly damages
already had begun to climb its way through the process.
Our hero's working capital had pretty much disappeared
simply because he had spent
everything, his credit line had also now disappeared in a hurry. Unable to generate new interest in
his career no matter what he did, even offering his spleen to the daredevil gods, importing limos
for convicts, crying and pleading before the parole board, his prospects had disappeared.
The biggest blow of all came from the Ideal Toys company.
Zeke Rose, the PR veteran of the Snake River toy,
had delivered the company's blunt appraisal
for the future of the Evil Knievel line
on the day Knievel went to jail.
The marketplace would decide Christmas would be the test.
The company was not happy with the events in Los Angeles.
They said the company realizes and recognizes
that it sells its products to children
and that it has a responsibility
to the children and their parents.
Christmas had arrived and departed.
Sales, which had begun to shrink before the attack,
had disappeared from the charts.
So the Knievel toys had been responsible
for 18% of Ideal's $137.6 million sales
during the previous fiscal year.
So that's almost 20% of your, that's a lot.
That's not good, yeah.
That's big, one in $5 comes from there.
They had been the company's biggest seller
for the past three years.
Now before the end of this fiscal year,
they were discontinued.
All done, they're wrapping them up.
Done.
Yup.
They said that the wine-trob, the president of Ideal Toys, knew the news before Christmas.
He sent the goodbye letter on December 14th, 1977.
Dear evil.
Yeah.
He's getting a dear evil letter.
I would like-
It's worse, yeah.
It's so worse, yeah.
Yeah. Because also you're in pain and you want to have your spleen removed, so it's much worse. I would like to take this opportunity to clear any misunderstandings which may exist concerning
ideal and its relationship with you and the toys that bear your name.
During the last five years, the sale of more than $100 million in Evil Knievel toys has
been a revelation to the toy industry and testimony to your popularity and ability to make quality products.
It marked the first time that a successful toy was marketed bearing the name of a real
person.
Previous such efforts and successes were limited to dolls.
Despite the quality and durability of the toys and your heroic exploits and public concern
for the safety and welfare of children, the sale of Evil Can Evil toys were destined to decline.
This year that decline was sharper than anticipated.
I've always felt that our relationship was rewarding both personally and professionally
and trust you will emerge from your present difficulties to achieve whatever new goals
you've set for yourself.
May the new year bring you and your family peace, health, and happiness.
And no money.
And not another fucking dime from us.
Whatever goals you've set for yourself.
Like not to be bankrupt.
So they said based on what happened last fall,
there's no reason to continue production.
As with Zeke Rose said as the company
made the official announcement on March 28th, 1978 that it was
taking the toys off the market.
So yeah, now Evil, still at the Wayside Honor Rancho when the ideal announcement was made.
He'd been, shit been quiet there except for a three-day emergency trip to the USC Medical
Center in February because one of the penal system's doctors
had read his spinal x-rays and worried that paralysis
might be imminent without an operation.
They were like, holy shit, this guy's a disaster.
The doctors at USC didn't agree,
and the good behavior at Wayside, in the end,
won him parole, an early release on April 12th, 1978.
A week before that release, he had Rosenfeld,
his publicist, distribute a letter to the media
detailing his new financial status.
His point was that his time in jail,
not his attack on Saltman, had knocked him low,
and he hadn't been able to work.
It said, quote, last year at this time, I had 16 boats,
three of them yachts with a value of about $5 million.
I've had to sell them all with a value of about $5 million.
I've had to sell them all with the exception
of three speed boats and one 80 foot yacht.
You poor, oh what a poor, he only has one yacht now, Jimmy.
I had to unload down to two.
Fuck man, that's crazy.
Yeah, that's the day that I will shave my armada
down to three yachts.
I'm done.
I can't have it.
Or three boats, no way.
He says, my Navy sure is decreasing in size.
He said he had two houses left.
One in Butte for the summer,
Fort Lauderdale for the winter,
which were all the houses he ever had.
But now he said, I only have two houses left,
even though that's all he ever had.
He never had three.
He said he sold all but the largest
of his diamond rings. He estimated that through the years all of the evil Knievel products,
the toys, the bicycles, the pinball machines had combined for sales of over $180 million
and he said his profits from that figure were what had financed his lifestyle. He said things
are tough but I think I can make it.
Newspapers across the country had a lot of fun with this. The headlines were like, quote,
Evil Knievel down to his last yacht.
With the change in his situation.
Yeah, before he went into jail,
an article came out showing off everything he has.
By the time he gets out. He's poor
He's only there for six months the fucking less. He did five months
That is wild
So it's the speed to which it happened was staggering they say in the book not much more than a year earlier
He'd been getting ready for the jump over the pool of sharks ramping up the interest the movie Viva
Viva Knievel was gonna hit in July.
The toys were still selling.
He'd signed a deal with ABC to do some commentary
and a few jumps.
He had a future.
Now he was pretty much broke.
How could that be?
A few minutes after midnight,
in the first hour of April 12th, 1978,
Knievel was released from the county jail
at the Hall of Justice in Los Angeles.
He'd served four months and three weeks of six-month sentence.
So that's a lot.
He was on probation for the next three years.
The superfly outfit was gray this time.
The attitude still was unrepentant.
Quote, I feel the majority of society understands the reasons for my actions, he said.
This was his continuing colossal misread of public opinion,
or maybe his simple stubbornness.
Butte, Montana was not America.
Society didn't understand at all.
He would never do another jump on network television.
He would never be a rich man again,
though he would try to keep that appearance.
He would never be in demand again.
On Friday night back at the Sheraton Universal,
he threw himself a welcome home party.
The honored guests were mostly convicts
from the LA County Jail who had been released before he was.
Awesome.
Toothpick, T-bone, come to my party.
Hey, come on over here.
But also some guards and some friends.
There was a lot of singing prison songs.
A PR agent Rosenfeld was in attendance. One of his last acts working for Knievel.
He had one enduring memory.
Quote, somewhere in the night, Evil was in a lot of pain.
A doctor appeared from somewhere and gave him an injection right there at the table,
right into his hand.
I'd never seen anyone get an injection into his hand.
What kind of injection?
Like an IV.
Oh my God.
Like a pain killer injection. Oh I guess on the top of his hand? IV. I think a painkiller. Yeah painkiller. So yeah this goes on to this
is a funny thing from a newspaper here. This is is Evil Knievel sorry for the attack. Question
did Evil Knievel after he went to jail for hitting a fellow with a baseball bat ever
apologize for the attack. That's from a reader of this newspaper.
Answer, no.
In a four-page letter from the Miro Loma Honor Farm, where the bat boy is serving six months
for assault on a Fox TV executive, he wrote, I'm not sorry.
There's a phrase in the Declaration of Independence which says, in effect, that when you feel
your God-given rights are being violated, oppressed, or tread on, you have the right, no not the right but the obligation to revolt.
I did by hitting a man with a baseball bat which by law is considered a deadly weapon.
I did it, I'm not sorry for it and I'm doing my time in jail with no special treatment
for breaking the law.
Okay, that's...
Not a drop of special treatment.
That's insane.
Here is an article about the Australia series where it's this is from Australia and the
headline is teenage stuntman's feet puts evil Knievel to shame.
Yeah.
He jumped over 25 cars setting a new record
138 feet 6 inches easily beat the previous record held by Eddie kid
They said famous American stuntman evil Knievels best jump was over 19 cars, which he did five years ago
But while Dale Buggins was cheating death to set his name in the record books his anxious mother took a walk through the bush I was terrified to watch just in case he got hurt. Yeah, we don't have the took a walk through the bush. I was terrified to watch
just in case he got hurt. And we don't have the option to walk through the bush. So yeah,
they're talking about how amazing this kid was and how he really isn't. So now we have
July 19th, 1978. This is a newspaper article from UPI. Evil Knievel sued for missing show. See now he's a mess. Here we go. Knievel's
being sued for $550,000 by a music company that charged he reneged on a promise for a
performance two years ago. You were going to pay Evil Knievel $550,000. I hope to jump
not to sing, right? Right. The suit which went to trial Tuesday in Austin was filed
by Music Capital Inc Inc., which charges
Knievel made an oral promise to perform a motorcycle stunt in September 76.
The company is seeking $50,000 expenses and half a million dollars it said it lost in
expected profits.
Knievel's lawyer H. Lee Godfrey said he did not expect Knievel to appear at the trial.
He said Knievel lives in Butte and couldn't be subpoenaed to testify unless he is within a hundred miles of the site of the trial.
Okay. So they also, this is right underneath it by the way. This has nothing to do with
anything. But it's an article from Italy from the exact same time and the headline is, Padding Girlfriend Upheld by Judge.
Ferrara, Italy.
A Ferrara judge ruled Tuesday that padding one's girlfriend on the behind is no crime.
Really?
Judge Guido Cavallo.
Judge Guido acquitted Francesco Curdi, 26 who was arrested saturday in the village of bondino on charges of committing obscene acts in a public place
his own girlfriend?
his own girlfriend, it was obscene act in public
not that she, he didn't assault her
the arresting officer said curty repeatedly pinched his girlfriend while saying good night on her doorstep
he's grabbing her ass, he's fucking Italian. Sorry, our hands wander.
Oh, he's a man.
I like ass too.
Feels nice on your hands.
It's good stuff.
Kurti, the girl, and another girl who was with them
testified that all he was doing
was patting her affectionately on the behind,
and the judge ruled, there ain't nothing wrong with that.
That's the good of man.
He said, that's a what do you do? She? She likes it. Oh she likes it so much.
It's okay. She like it as she get turned on by it. That's okay then. It's okay. August 24th 1978
here. Wow there's an article here that's from the Great Falls Tribune. Man lives by repetition, but not me.
I'm Evil Knievel.
That's the headline here.
And this says, it should have been a simple assignment.
Interview Evil Knievel.
This is how this article starts in a newspaper by Jay Goley.
He's at Eddie's Supper Club now and he'll be at the Heritage Inn in 45 minutes.
Evil bought some paintings today and that's why he's in Great Falls.
It wasn't simple at all.
I'd interviewed a few senators and talked to presidential candidate named Carter once,
but Evil Knievel?
He was in jail in California for busting up a writer.
I'm a writer.
Besides, he must have talked to hundreds of reporters better than me.
What if I ask a dumb question?
Will he send me away?
I missed Knievel at Eddie's.
Busy home changing clothes.
I'd spilled an orange Julius on my pants.
That's a dumb thing to do.
I feel like I said, oh, it's just orange Julius.
Don't worry.
That's a man that pissed his pants.
No, no, it's orange.
Just smell it.
It's fine.
Yeah.
People who go to Eddie's usually look decent.
I didn't, but I caught up with
him at the Heritage. The desk clerk said to look in the lounge. I should have known. Evil's
not the type to closet himself in a room though as far as I can figure he had the $11,000
worth of paintings up there. Near panic I walked into the lounge and asked the bartender
directions directions were easy for her.
Knievel was one man down at the bar.
I recognized him as soon as she pointed,
but the place was so dark I expected to see him at a table
surrounded by admirers.
He seemed a little apprehensive at first,
but when he found out my opinion of the National Enquirer
is the same as his, he relaxed.
You're not one of those guys, are you?
One of those.
You like the National Enquirer, right? Right? No? Okay, good. So I relaxed. He relaxed. You're not one of those guys, are you? One of those. You like the National Choir, right? Right? No? OK, good.
So I relax. He relaxed. So did I.
It was obvious.
Evil Knievel is almost like everybody else.
Only the God and his diamond rings on at least three of his fingers.
The Stutz convertible outside the broken bones I know about,
but couldn't see made him different.
We talked about art first.
Knievel considers it a good investment. Quote, I think anyone who puts his money in the bank
these days is an idiot. So he bought $11,000 worth of art, a painting by Earl Heike, I
don't know anything about art. Yeah, Earl Shy. It was, it was a 76 maverick. That's what that's what that's what he bought
We're going all AMC's today javelin, how about a javelin?
By us and it's some silvers and bronzes by
Cm Russell Knievel had trouble trouble remembering Hicca's name
But said the painting was the man's last work before he committed suicide.
Quote, I think he was a much better sculptor than he was a painter, Knievel says. Heike doesn't stay in the conversation long.
Russell comes up. The bronze is the last bronze Indian on a horse Russell ever did. It's called some shit here.
To find out the name, He pulls out a sales slip.
He doesn't know what it's called either.
The price was six thousand dollars.
There's more on the slip.
Montana Grizzly and Buck and Deer and Silver.
But I don't know the names and he puts the slip away.
The Russell Museum he said it is the most beautiful contribution to the heritage of Montana we've ever seen.
The art will go in Knievel's personal gallery.
There are only originals there, he says.
Dolly, Russell, a lot of others, mostly Americans.
He said, art costs money.
The word is out that Knievel's hard up.
I asked him.
I am, quote unquote here, I am, or quote, I only have three diamond rings and two or
three watches, he says.
He had 60 horses and had to sell 40
He had 16 boats, but only two were left sold two of his four houses cut down his airplane fleet
Things are tough and I had to sell some of them
Sounds terrible
So what's he so what's he doing things to buy so all
Stupid shit that goes down in value a second. What you buy is The dumbest things to buy. So dumb. All stupid shit that goes down in value a second, what would you buy?
It's the dumbest things to buy.
If he was buying a boat and then some artwork of equal value, he would have been in a lot
better shape right now.
So they say, so what's he doing now?
He bought a six cylinder Honda from a friend, Rob Slack.
Slack runs a Honda dealership there.
He's an old Knievel friend and he and his family are at the heritage to have a drink with the daredevil
But they wait while we talk, but I wanted to know what Knievel is doing for a living
He says he's booked solid for the next three years first
There are 22 performances in Mexico in November and December then 46 in Australia next spring. We know what happened there
After that there will be 50 in Japan and a number in New Zealand he did like eight ones in Australia and that's it he
said and what about the big one the jump from 40,000 feet without a parachute he
said it's set for July 4th 1980 yeah two years later it's been pushed kicking it
down the road and it's gonna be. We keep kicking it down the road.
And it's gonna be in the Dominican Republic.
He goes, they'll let you do anything down there.
Yeah, fuck.
Now he's like a priest finding the end day.
Yeah, that's all.
What, ah, snake oil, god damn it.
Or a fucking stockbroker telling you
when the market's gonna turn around.
Yeah. Same shit.
You fucking snake oil fucker.
Yep, he says he can get permission
to do it in this country for one thing
He wants a betting state. He said that's important because the bets are part of the plan
He says there's gonna be 13 haystacks on the ground each of them 50 feet by 50 feet
It's pretty big. So yeah, that's it. That's a that's a fucking bail. That's a hay bale. That's loosely held together, right?
Oh, yeah, 50 feet by 50 feet. It's a big area.
That's got to have like walls to it though to hold that shit in.
It has to. How are you going to hold it together?
Wow.
It's just grass, man.
Yep. They said, what if he misses all 13?
And Bevel said, you can bet on a miss too.
Bet on which one I'll land on or that I miss.
So for the first time his shackles seem to rise when they ask him, are you really serious
about this?
He said, what other men dream of doing I do.
Then he launches into an explanation.
Man lives by repetition, he says.
First he fought with clubs and rocks, then with bows and arrows, then with guns and bullets,
then tanks and planes.
It's different, but it's the same.
He'll make the jump, he says, quote, because I can fly.
I'm not a product of repetition.
Oh, wow.
But how will he do it?
He begins a story about drinking wild turkey when he was a kid and suffering from hay fever.
It turns into a joke.
He says, quote, I figured if I drank so much wild turkey and hit a haystack,
I could fly and make it. Then he turned serious, I guess. The jump will be well planned and
he'll use a transponder buried in his body for warmth at 40,000 feet. The transponder
will be used to guide him down. Jesus Christ. It also warms up. It's a warming. Yeah. Like
a driver's seat of a 2018 Chevy. I know a guy with a warming pacemaker.
He turns it on on cold mornings and heats them up from the inside.
It's very nice.
Like an engine block.
That's what you've got to do.
Like one of those engine block heaters in Minnesota.
He says he has so much metal in his body, another piece won't matter.
A ground team made up of a Russian a Saudi Arabian a Chinese
and an American quote-unquote will guide him to the landing zone they all walk
into a bar yeah he says he's serious and it's not a way to commit suicide he
says I have purpose for doing this when I say to the world that this will make a
fine contribution to this country and society. Okay.
I don't even know what about that. That's just crazy.
Then he goes on to do another bad quote where he says,
God created all men and baseball bats
and Winchesters made them all equal.
He really, he threw baseball bats in
and it's not Samuel Colt, isn't it?
That's the quote.
It's not Winchester.
There's a whole bunch of shit there.
And the, I don't know, the baseball bat
that he used was aluminum, so.
Yeah, I don't think that's.
And I think.
Not even natural. They're pretty hard, right?
Can you shoot, I don't know.
Can you shoot those and put holes in them?
An aluminum bat, probably.
Yeah, because I, you have, yeah,
because I remember using those.
It's gotta be some big fucking gauge, right?
They get dents in them from baseball.
They get dents in them from 12 year olds hitting them with baseball, so they gotta. They get dents? them from baseball. They get dents in them from 12 year olds
hitting them with baseball.
So they gotta go.
Yeah, yeah, you get dents after a while.
Not big ones, but any breach of the surface
from a baseball thrown by a 12 year old has to be.
Throwed by a 12 year old,
and you can put a dinger in it,
then yeah, bullets would probably do it.
Oh man.
So anyway, he says that he's in Great Falls right now because his 16 year old son is in the hospital
And he says he has a broken nose. He had a fight with his dad
We like to drink and fight and Robbie came out second this time
Why he's 16?
Robbie said he was drinking with his son and they got in a fistfight with each other.
Holy.
He, what the fuck, we like to drink and fight is what he said and Robbie came out second
this time.
The boy was on probation and came on quote unquote according to Evil and came home three
hours late.
Knievel said quote, it was a bad situation, but I got in a fight with him and we wrestled
and tumbled and he ended up getting a broken nose but he's still the best
little boy in the world he says that he's got to be hard on his kids he said
I think we got to go back to that old adage that if you really love your kid
you take a whack at him the old adage is spare the rod spoil the kid he said it
in a different way if you love him take a whack at him,
which is a more succinct way to put it, I guess. Kids are getting in trouble on drugs,
ending up dead. He said, I'd rather be called by the sheriff than the coroner. I'm sad about
our society and its laws because now if you take a whack at your kid, they put you away
and society works to put your little boy away if you don't have the guts to take a whack at him.
He talks for a while about Bute and his friends and all this shit and that's how this goes.
This reporter says, I leave Knievel to his friends and his drinking.
On the way out, I meet two men on the way in.
That evil Knievel is an opportunist.
I'll just say that, one says.
The other man nods.
I just walked to the car
Yeah, he's hospitalized in Atlanta October 12th 1978
He has to have minor surgery
Wasn't planned you know to drain an abscess from his right heel
You that's what I was like gross you get that that is fucking weird
This is an interesting thing here. November 13th, 1978, from an article here
from the newspaper in Butte.
All in the family is the title.
Evil Knievel's sister plans to marry
one of her brother's jailers on January 13th.
This is the sister who went out with Elvis for two years.
Now she's gonna go out with a fucking LA County jail guard?
Wow.
That is great.
Douglas Sparks is his name.
And wow.
She says, well, yes, the way we met was a little bit different.
When my brother Bob was in jail in Los Angeles, Doug was a legal sergeant for the Los Angeles
County Sheriff's Department, her office. Doug and Evil came together frequently in that setting, she related, and Evil invited
the lawman to Montana for some fishing. Robin was delegated to show him around. Two weeks
later their marriage plans were discussed.
Oh my God.
Robin, who has an eight-year-old son from a previous marriage, said her brother had
dubbed her the million dollar bride.
This is because Evil said he lost a million dollars while he was in jail and now his sister
is marrying one of his keepers.
Wow.
This guy has two sons from a previous marriage.
Robin said Evil will be the best man at the wedding in Butte.
Really?
Jesus Christ.
November 30th here, 1978.
Here he is in a fucking, look at this shit.
Here he is with a microphone and a chinchilla coat.
Look at how ridiculous that is.
That looks so warm.
That looks so nice, doesn't it?
Soft.
What time of year is that?
November 30th in Montana.
Nice jacket.
So, Knievel's 84 year old grandmother makes no bones about how she feels television treats her daredevil grandson and she expresses herself in pure bute.
This is Knievel's grandmother.
Those lousy bastards.
It's 84 years old. I love it.
Why can't they show you making at least one good jump? They always show you falling off. Well because he constantly falls now. There's a lot more of those
Knievel's a special guest at Tuesday night's boxing card has been much in the public eye for the past decade blah blah blah
And he's doing just a announcing an action chilla coat here
Standing in a chinchilla coat and walking stick he ate a lengthy lunch with a group of friends and the talk of
course was of haystacks and baseball bats yeah Knievel met he says with which
isn't probably isn't true last week with Las Vegas gambling officials he said I
want the gambling concession on which of the 13 haystacks I'm going to land in. Okay.
Who's going to bet?
Who would bet on that?
I don't know.
Knievel talks.
I think 1 in 13 is pretty good chances, pretty good odds for a gambler.
That's not, yeah, that's not bad.
Those aren't bad odds.
He says, I'm picking up 30 million on the act.
Why should I need more?
Now it's 30 million he's gonna make.
Wow. Asked when he would make the jump, he said, quote, I'll be honest with you. I'll
make it when I'm good and ready, but until then I'm gonna milk it for all it's worth.
He said, I'll start praying when I step out of that plane at 40,000 feet. He started,
it just goes through all his old motorcycle drunk bullshit here. He says that, you know,
he thinks that a lot of people
root for him to die and it'll be easy to root for him to die because he's jumping
out of a fucking airplane. So why not? He says also another explanation of
his attack on Saltman. He said you accept a man as a friend you give him
love trust and confidence and when he turns it into something else for a lousy hundred thousand dollar profit, you feel betrayed."
He did admit that about 80% of the book was true.
He said it was the remaining 20% that really made him mad.
Sticks in your craw, sure does.
He said, I stood up for my rights with a baseball bat.
Declaration of Independence says I have the right. First of of all you're not given rights by the Declaration of Independence
The Declaration of Independence was a letter to England saying what we were gonna do and to the rest of the world saying you mean
the Constitution yeah
And that they you don't have a right to that so anyway
That's what he's doing. He said I can't buy life insurance, so I buy diamonds. He's doing the same old shit here
He revealed the reason for planning his haystack jive dive sans parachute
He said I have hay fever and I drink wild turkey whiskey the way I look at it if I hit one of those 13
Haystacks, it'll cure my hay fever
And they said what if you miss and he said then I'll stop drinking. Oh
Yeah, you'll stop everything
Jesus Christ, so he's basically trying to reestablish his same horseshit story
That's I mean, there's countless newspapers of him
He goes to whatever town he's in and that newspaper will have a story of, I went and met evil in the back of this lounge in their town and he's got all of
his diamonds and he's talking about jumping and he's doing all of this shit.
And it's the exact same shit.
They call me a daredevil, but I'm a dare.
I'm not a devil.
I call myself evil, but don't spell it like evil.
I love my kids and I love my wife and all that shit.
He also says he never refuses kids an autograph or anything else. He says,
I guess it goes back to my own kids.
I miss them growing up because I was seldom there always going out on the road.
My boy 16 has been in trouble and I regret it. So yeah,
that's how that goes. And, guess he said that, this is interesting,
he's at a lounge here in this one article,
and they said, honey, how about another drink?
Evil says to a barmaid, pay the girl,
he says to Jimmy the driver who peeled off,
that's the guy who wanted to kill him by the way,
Jimmy Dick, peeled off a $20 bill from a roll,
keep the change, Evil commandeer commanded.
After the drinks were served,
he was interrupted again by a young woman
who said she was with a convention
of waterbed manufacturers.
She asked Evil Bob if he slept on a waterbed
and appeared delighted when told that he did.
Of course he does, because it's a dirty bed.
Oh, you know it, yeah.
He said, quote, I wanted on a bet from her boss,
Evil said with laughter after she left.
When Evil Bob laughed, everybody laughed,
and more everybody laughed the more he talked.
It's the worst fucking bet on the planet,
and somehow they were so fucking popular.
Yeah, they don't work.
They're so dumb.
They don't work.
They hurt so bad. They hurt, you fucking end up on the wood. No because it's a it's a mess you'll end up
Someone will end up over there. Oh shit the wave came knocked you right off of me fucking on the high seas
It's not fun. No, those are terrible for anything
Anything a bet is made for sleeping fucking things like that terrible for and it does both of the ruins both of those
Jesus Christ man that is fucked so
He says a couple years ago. I want some money playing hockey
Won some money. Oh that was
Okay, so I'm a pretty good hockey player not great mind you to be great
You have to start playing at five or six and I started at 15
Well, I was supposed to take three shots at this goalie up in Toronto. Remember that we talked about that last episode
I got ten thousand dollars for going up there and I'd get
7500 for every goal I made the day before I was practicing and I knew they were watching me
So I told them I wasn't feeling too well and could only fake to my right and go to my left
So that's all I did fake right and go left fake right and go left
So they must have told the goalie because that's what he was looking for
We got on television and what I did do was fake left and go right
I put a wrist shot in the right. I put a wrist shot in right through him
I should have had my second shot too, but I just missed it. So that's pretty fucking funny
He says this also, my idea of heaven
is playing golf every day. When I play golf, you pay a thousand dollars for a ball hit
out of bounds, a thousand dollars for a ball hit into a trap, another thousand for a ball
into the water. But if you hit a duck in the water, you win $10,000.
Okay. Cause I would be homeless. That's crazy. That's that's how he played yeah
I'm not rich in a bad golfer, so this would be terrible. I wouldn't take much
I could try I could probably blast a fucking duck or two
Maybe I don't think I get close. I don't know what direction it's fucking going to
He said the best round I ever shot started out like hell
I had shot a 40 on the front front a front nine, and I was mad.
Couldn't do anything right.
I parred 10 on the 11th hole, hit a terrible shot, threw my sand wedge against the cart,
the club shattered and the shaft came back up and struck my right arm and I still have
the scar."
So, that's his golf story.
That's the best he ever did.
That's the best he ever did.
That's a fucked day of golf. No shit. So then he says, when I was in jail last year, my good friend John Brody, former San Francisco 49er quarterback there, told me I'd better bet on Washington and the Rose Bowl, so I did.
When I won, I wanted to do something for those other 53 men on work release with me, so I rented 13 Cadillacs for my black pals
The sheriff came in the next morning saw all those Cadillacs and said who's in my parking space
My cellmate was an old black fellow named shamrock and he called me up and said I've been in jail most of my life
But now I can drive home in a Cadillac. Thank you
He even wanted to take me out to dinner, but now I can drive home in a Cadillac. Thank you.
He even wanted to take me out to dinner, but he wanted to take me to a soul food rib house.
Can you imagine us driving up to a soul food rib place in that Caddy?
Yeah.
I can see customers going to dinner.
Perfectly fine.
Yeah.
He's also like, this is the 70s.
Plus this is the 70s.
Even if he wanted to be racist racist he forgot that pimps exist
If you want to be racist you can at least said that he said I didn't mind being in jail
I think I got the best of it because they sentenced me to six months
I only served five months 23 days, which is actually four months. He actually served to me. It was worth it
Yeah, that's interesting. Then he goes on to try to justify the baseball
bat meetings and everything else. He talked about some of his escapades. He said, I drove
a truck through the side of a club in Butte. He said, if his politics, if Senator William
Proxmire ever runs for president, I contribute a million dollars. Jesus Christ, what a fucking
lunatic he is.
The marketing of his name, he said Ideal's toys
are the biggest toys in history.
He said I'm putting up a flagpole in my yard
that's gonna have the biggest flag
in the United States on it.
Really?
It's gonna have 13 stars on it
because that's what America meant to me.
He loves Montana.
Yeah. I'm just thinking for a second, you love Montana.
Montana was well after the 13th colonies happened. He's the original like fucking
tool here. Original fucking dummy. A knight with evil Bob Caneville would not
be complete without a glimpse of his next stunt and he talked about fucking haystacks and all that and blah blah blah.
So that's all he's doing basically.
He said now there's one Los Angeles Times, February 2nd, 1979.
He says he's down to his last five million.
Last five million.
Down to his last five million.
That's all he's got.
It's all over.
I can't wait to make my first. Come on, down to my last five million. It's all over. I can't wait to make my first.
Come on, down to my last.
Wow, he said times are hard.
He said, honey, I'm almost broke.
I'm down to my last five or six million.
Oh boy, or six, I don't know, I'm not sure.
And he also, now he's even less remorseful for the beating.
He now says, I should have killed that little bastard.
Yeah.
He also says he has no regrets about punching out
his teenage son, Robbie, last month
and giving him a broken nose.
As he explains to his son, who'd been in some trouble,
he said, I broke his nose and it broke my heart.
But since then, we've become a lot closer.
It's better that he should hit Robbie and set him straight,
he says, than Robbie ends up doing drugs
And winding up dead meanwhile
drinking a ton is probable drinking a ton and doing a but having a bunch of things that injure you is the
Most likely two factors that you're gonna get I mangled my son's face
So that he never does drugs, so he doesn't do drugs
That's he's fucking nuts
drugs so he doesn't do drugs that's he's fucking nuts so I don't know why their dad's love coke they love it yeah makes it feel better they love it so much they
end up doing heroin and meth later it happens yeah coke is fun coke's the fun
one and then the rest of them darn little fun anymore by your dad sends you down
that path so fast absolutely and especially when you're 16.
Yeah.
So it's a man fight almost.
February 17, 1979, Idaho wants to remove Knievel's monument.
A six-foot tall granite marker dedicated to Robert Ebel Knievel rests outside a Twin Falls,
Idaho building waiting for the motorcycle daredevil to pick it up.
The marker designates the site from which Knievel
launched his unsuccessful attempt to jump
the Snake River Canyon in 1974.
Let's see here.
This, they said it's not located at the jump site
and that bothers the officials here of Volco Inc.
They said, we just want to get it out of here,
but we don't exactly know how to go about it, they said.
It's just a big statue of him, they want him to come get it.
They're like, come get your statue, please, we can't get it.
Then he says, February 19th, 1979, newspaper article,
it says, sorry, marker's not for sale.
Okay.
I thought we were getting rid of it.
And that is because numerous individuals
have asked to buy the evil Knievel monument. But one guy, a long haul truck driver for
Volco Inc saw the five foot high monument, which was designed to mark this shit. He says
he asked his boss if he could buy it and was turned down. He said he was just holding it
for his friend Knievel. that's what the guy was told.
So he said it belongs to Evil Knievel.
So then they talked it over with a friend, this guy said, he decided that they'd be able
to assume the bill owed Volko by Knievel if Knievel and Barry would agree.
So the answer was again, no.
He's like, what if we pay for what it is?
Because Evil didn't buy it.
So anyway, they said that it was not for sale.
Then shortly after, Knievel became involved with the courts
and all that shit.
They said, we heard he'd made a statement
that he planned to take out bankruptcy,
so we wrote to the bankruptcy court of Montana.
The couple offered the court their proposal
of paying the entire amount owed to Volko
in exchange
for ownership of the granite statue.
And they said no, there's no bankruptcy filing actually happened, so we can't do that.
So anyway, there's people trying to get his statue.
Is it a statue or just a slab that says words?
Oh, I think it's five feet high.
Yeah, but is he five feet tall? Oh, it's a, I think it's five feet high.
Yeah, but that could, is he five feet tall? Oh, it's not a white box.
A six foot tall granite marker.
I mean, it's not like a statue of him,
but it's a big marker.
Yeah, yeah, that would be funny,
him in his chinchilla coat or some shit.
Five feet high.
This is absolutely insane now.
May 14th, 1979, a daughter is born. He has a child
Why seems way past having children right? He's only 40, but still it seems crazy
Linda gives birth to Alicia the fourth child with Bob
Alicia is 16 years younger than the nearest sibling. Oh, I'm sorry
16 years is the closest sibling. Oh, I'm sorry. 16 years is the closest sibling.
Yeah, Robbie.
Tracy, and then 17 years younger than Robbie,
19 years younger than Kelly.
Oh, so Robbie and Tracy are a year apart, Jesus.
Yep, this is the first one of the births
that Knievel had actually seen and been there for.
And he said, he told a reporter that it was, quote,
something to see.
In the 60s, men did not go into the delivery room.
Really?
That did not happen in the 60s.
In the 60s, they'd sit out in the lobby,
smoking and drinking booze.
That's what they'd do.
You ever see, you never watch Mad Men, and Mad Men,
they have another kid in like 63, and that that's yeah, that's the guy sit around smoke
And there's just a bunch of guys sitting in there. I hope everything's alright
That's what it is terrible
Smoking a cigar drinking a whiskey and they come out until your wife's dead
That's a better way to take it I guess right maybe yeah, yeah, yeah
You're either witnessingmer or more volatile.
Then witnessing it, that'd be less traumatic.
Yeah.
Less traumatic than being there for it.
Yeah, I don't wanna say you're believed to death.
I wanna be there for, you know, you wanna be there,
you wanna be there for them, but at the same time,
when did it become okay that I'm gonna fucking be involved
in a major medical procedure that's happening right now?
Like, I don't need to be here for this. Even when it's just a natural birth, that's happening right now like I don't need a beer for this
Even when it's just a natural birth, that's fucking crazy in itself But also what about the c-section crazy her fucking guts are open man. I don't want to go
I don't know they open up like a burlap sack. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. It's wild
Okay, and I have a distraction and like when we're having dinner, I don't want to be a distraction.
Dude, you've got yeah, I've got my wife laid open. How about we pay attention? Pay the
fuck attention to what's going on. No, stop talking to me about college football. What
are you doing? Stop. So May 20th, 1979, in the newspaper, Knievel not sure about more
stunts. And he says, I can still jump as far as I ever could I can probably jump farther what why what would make you jump farther but at 40 this healing
process that I have to go through is awfully tough thing on me I can't heal
up anymore with a broken arm and beat myself in the chest in two weeks it
takes me two years so I don't know I'm being careful about planning he talks
about he's got to go to Japan he he's going to go do everything like that.
They said, did your prison experience change you at all?
He said, oh, it made me aware of what a sad state this United States of America is in.
I feel that we're being sucked into communism because of the socialistic leaders that we've
had and because of the promises that have been made to the people.
Our government kind of reminds me of Jimmy Jones
I think he means the cult leader Jones Jim Jones. I think we're all just waiting for in line to drink the Kool-Aid
It's a sad situation
He would have he would have been a star on Twitter this fucking idiot would have Christ Almighty
He would have had a fucking podcast with five million fucking listeners if he was on today
Just cuz he's a fucking a glib moron who said who takes the shortest point
between A and B that's meanwhile the answer has a lot of fucking roundabout to
it he's a jackass but he'd be hosting a dumb open mic and making stars out of
those people oh yeah absolutely begging for Pauly
Shores acceptance did you come to that sort of feeling through your prison experience?
He says, well, it's something that I've always felt strongly.
However, the prison thing related it to a great deal, or related to it a great deal
because I feel the term freedom of the press was so violated by the guy who wrote the book
about me.
Meanwhile, that's exactly what the freedom of the press is, you fucking idiot.
You don't violate violating the freedom of the press would be to tell that guy he's not allowed
to write that book. That's a violation. Death wish is not what, how you wish to die. Is it
everything? He just takes shit the wrong way. He's a fucking idiot. He wants it all on his own terms
and, and, uh, and his interpretation of everything is the way it should be whether you like it
or not.
Yep and then he says and I think the words in the Declaration of Independence that say
if you feel tread upon or repressed you have the obligation to revolt, again he's mixing
up documents and he's saying shit that's not even in the Constitution either.
He's a fucking idiot.
So they said having attacked someone with a baseball bat, you must have a pretty hot
temper.
He said, Oh, I probably have as much of a temper as anyone.
Anyone would have done that.
That was normal.
How many times have we attacked somebody in a business that we've had a business relationship
with with a baseball bat?
Somebody calls my mom a bitch.
I will murder this whole town.
Oh, well, we're going, they're going down.
Yeah.
I do it.
He said, he said, you know, I'm not an easygoing person, but I do believe in one thing.
God created all men and Winchester and baseball bats made them all equal.
Do you ever feel trapped by the public image that you helped create? He said,
I do feel trapped by it.
What I'm going to have to do is make a decision whether to quit or go on.
I know if I don't quit, I'm going to die.
One last question.
The fans would probably like to know
what brand of bat you used.
Do they want to know?
I kind of want to know.
Does he know?
It was a Louisville slugger, he said.
Of course it was.
An autograph model?
He said, well, if it wasn't, when I get my hands on it,
I'm going to autograph it and I'll send it to that guy.
It was aluminum.
So who gives a shit?
Yeah, I don't know. It's a dumb bat. Ridiculous. So to finish off
this episode here I will read from the book. The fall of the famous daredevil
was as breathtaking of any of his stunts have ever been. The hero
became unheroic in an instant. Viewed now as someone on a sliding scale between
silly and flat- out despicable.
The deals disappeared.
The lifestyle pretty much went with them.
There was no press conferences to announce any of this.
Companies simply moved along to the next hot thing.
The piles of money, of course, had been shrinking for a while, but now there were only bits
and pieces arriving to plug any holes.
The famous daredevil liked to claim that he made $60 million in his run through the public consciousness, but that he spent 62 million. He sometimes
said he made 35 million and spent 37 million. The numbers varied depending on the interview,
but the constant was that he spent 2 million more than he had. The specifics probably weren't
important except to the IRS, but the truth was that he made a lot of money and spent
more than he made.
The $2 million difference sounded quite reasonable.
His daredevil career sputtered to an end with a forgettable trip to Australia and another
forgettable trip to Puerto Rico and a couple other appearances in support of Robbie who
had taken over the family's trade.
Relations with Robbie, never good, would fall apart, get better for brief stretches, then
fall apart again.
Robbie ran off to break his father's records one by one using lighter bikes and basic technology,
but could never capture the excitement and charisma his father brought to the game.
So there we go.
That is part nine.
And then next week we will have the literally half of his life still left, but it's the downfall part.
And that's-
It's the thing people forget about him.
And also the only time we remember is when his dad,
or when his brother, when his son,
when his son goes out and reminds us
how fucking stupid it is that his dad's famous for this.
Yeah, we're like, oh yeah, that's Evil's kid.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think this is before the show
we were talking about this.
When we were kids, evil wasn't really a thing.
Yeah.
My family would tell me stories about things that they saw him do because he did so much
of it in Arizona.
I thought he was dead when I was a kid.
Yeah, but his son was what was keeping that memory and idea alive, but he was just such
a drip.
He was so boring.
That's the problem. Nobody gave a drip. He was so boring.
That's the problem.
Nobody gave a shit.
He didn't have that oomph that evil had.
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Have a jolly good time my friend.
Janice Hill, Melanie Keating,
I found out that they don't call it jolly old England
over there, evidently.
No.
We say it, they do.
We're mocking them, that's the point.
That's what we're doing.
Melanie Keating, Cody Leversey is having a baby.
We have, this kid's life has evolved tremendously.
We've followed him the whole time.
I love it.
He's doing fantastic.
What a great thing.
He's a nice woman and they get married
and they're happy and now they're having a kid.
This is a good congratulations.
That's really nice to hear.
Caroline Moore, Victor, what is this?
Victoria Dizdar with a K.
Dizdar.
Love you too.
I don't know where that K goes.
I don't know why.
Victoria with a K.
Oh, Victoria, I thought Dizdar.
I'm like, where the fuck is her K in there?
How does that work?
Dizdar with a K.
I was like, huh?
Anthony, Annette, and Mike Osborne in Yankton, James.
Down in Yankton.
Oh, down in Yankton where all the small in Yankton, where all the smallpox vaccines are
that we're sending out Dan Doherty to go grab on a horseback.
They're very healthy up there.
Other producers this week, Liz Vasquez, Peyton Meadows,
happy birthday, Andrew Wilmers, 26th birthday.
Happy birthday to you.
We've had him around since the fucking,
oh shit. Since he was a teenager.
We're raising these people.
Isn't that bizarre?
Jessica, Melissa, Amanda Rowe, Haley would know last name, Karen Williams, Renata Brown,
Kate Ryback, Catherine Paz-Durka, Lisa with an E, Sherry would know last name, Nancy Campbell,
Sarah Rupp, Jesse Aguilar, Paul would know last name, Shelby Coulter, JD Keener, John
Stoll, Chrissy Such, see there she is, is Erin Rowan Amanda Fletcher t8 I don't know if that's a gate at the airport or
It's T. I's brother
T I's brother
Cousin likely that would know last name Cora Hudson Sarah
Maffei, Jamie Ewart, Megan Faulkner,
Pookie Zeman, Justin would know last name, Jay Engel, Drew Patterson, Roman Paul Torn,
Ivory Zvorsky, M and L, the letters, M L, Kim Michael, Vanilla, Vanilla Gorilla.
Vanilla Gorilla 73. Remember that guy?
Yes I do. I certainly do.
I think he's dead. He's dead.
Yeah. Yeah. Isn't that crazy?
Yeah. I'm sorry.
Comedian we know.
Dead. You don't need to know him. He's dead.
He's fucking dead and he never made anything of himself.
Never mind. That was Vanilla Godzilla, wasn't he? Oh, I don't remember either way
Somebody called yes Jesse James cuz you're right
Thank you vile. All right, we got it mixed up
But we got to the bottom of it and but vanilla Godzilla is dead and mostly dead open like shy. Oh one two three
Amy Hotchkiss got that Hotchkiss money
from the rear end of Chevy.
From the diseases that happened.
That Hotchkiss disease.
That Hotchkiss disease.
I know that's Hotchkiss.
That big disease money.
Sherry would know last name.
Alfredo Sandoval, Luke Riddle, Cody Friesner,
Catherine Rowland, Gary would know last name,
Jessica Ferrego, Caroline, oh it's Catalina Nunez-Pacheco,
that's what that is.
Hey!
That's very Espanol-y.
Josh Campbell, Steven Aug, Francis writes a bit,
I hope she does.
Alicia Crockett, Anthony Supa, Sapa maybe,
Kel would know last name, Samantha Jachetta.
Andrew R. Vaselina, Vaselina, really?
Vaselina.
That's somebody's first name, Vaselina Yocheva.
Wow, somebody's.
Is that a thing in Russia?
They thought it was beautiful and started naming people?
Maybe, either that or her dad,
her mom was very permissive with the anal.
But they had some slippage and they called it Vaselina.
Incredibly dry.
Vaselina.
Jesus.
Morgan Dunlap, Jeannie Kimbrough, Carrie.
Sorry, Vaselina.
Thank you for your money, thank you.
It is a nice name, but also so is diarrhea.
You know what I mean? We don't name people that shit, Basilina?
Maybe she's the fucking heir to the whole fortune. She laughs at us. She's got
Shit loads of money with her well lubricated holes
Chris Pupil, Pupil
Pupil. Carrie Issa brand. Janea. Jaina. Hyena. Is that Hyena? Kent? With the J? Janea Kent
probably. Nikki Taylor. Brandon Johnson. Ashley Parecha. Alaina Prescott, Cassandra Griffin, Mackenzie Shipman,
El Merch, Hannah Kittrell, Roman Coxie,
Coaxie maybe, Whitney Kurtz, Joshua Reimers,
Lisa S. Kell with no last name, Amy Villarreal,
Kelly Hickman, Sherry Ronaldson, Emma Elbert,
Kelly Cook, Courtney Height,
I'm gonna have to make the font bigger.
This is fucking crazy.
Am I this, all right.
Kristen Kay, Kelsey Tabak, Daniela, Danielle Kay,
Brandi Dallas, James,
Greenouch, Greenach, Greenach, Green, Green Crotch.
What is this?
Channing Spann, Katie Blevins, Duana Lyrea, S,
this show brought to you by the letter S,
Natalie Kloss, the drummer, oh it's Nate.
See, Nate turns into Natalie, I'm so sorry Nate.
Joey would know that same, Telly McKay,
Anthea Callan, Calan, it's Callan.
Samsonite Swanson, that's fucking fantastic.
April Allen, Danielle Chastain, that's from Dumb and Dumber.
That's what her name would have, Swanson, Swanson.
Slippy, Samsonite, Samsonite, I was way off.
Caleb would know last name, Jake Seaman, is that right?
Danielle Chastain, I'm gonna move along.
Courtney Parker, Nicole Dutera, Libby B, Jeremy Cavender,
Jason Barnett, Kim Payne, Rachel Cardy,
Marcia Thomas, Justin would know last name,
Leslie would know last name,
Orlando would know last name,
Audi but is probably Audie would know last name,
Jane Louise, Victoria Albin,
Camille Etheridge, really, Sarah's sister.
Melissa's sister.
Gadgeral, Gadgeral Praben, Gadgeral Prabon.
Thomas James, Simon Hargud, Lee Ann, Amanda Jones,
Amanda Nicholas, Big B, Amanda Hankey,
Sierra Humphrey, Aaron Picar, Steven would know last name,
Sophia Cronkite, obviously, Carol Coral, Coral Abrams,
oh like the fucking bad guy.
Rhea would know last name, Nunya Dam, alright fine, Leah Samowski, Ben B., Robert Hoff,
and all of our patrons, you guys are the best, thank you.
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Hope you've enjoyed this so far.
Last week, or next week, I mean, part 10.
Here we go.
And the last part for Evil Knievel.
We will finally say goodbye to evil,
which I'm kind of sad at this point.
10 parts.
10 parts of evil, it's incredible shit.
This is all evil all the time.
So thank you for hanging out with us for this entire mess.
It's been the whole year so far.
Well, China and evil have covered the whole year.
24 hours of evil.
That's what's fucking crazy.
We've covered so fucking much.
Yeah, takes a whole day to talk about him.
Way more than he was ever on TV or anything
if you added it all up.
So thank you for what you do for us
and live from the Crime and Sports Studios,
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