Crime in Sports - From Hero To Hunted - Bruno Fernandes De Souza - Part 1

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

This week, we talk about a Brazilian soccer star, who ends up accused of one of the worst, most despicable things that human being could possibly be capable of. He came from a dirt poor neighborhood, never even thinking he could be a star. But he ends up famous, reasonably wealthy, and always looking for new women, despite being a married man. He impregnates an aspiring model, who had a 4 year run in porn, but he denies the baby isn't his. This woman disappears. Last seen heading to Bruno's farm. A surprise witness comes forward, and blows the case wide open!!   Grow up in the favella, wanting to get out, use your soccer skills to make a much better life for you, and your family, and have the entire Brazilian police force hunt for you on kidnapping & possible murder charges with Bruno Fernandes De Souza - Part 1!!   Check us out, every Tuesday! We will continue to bring you the biggest idiots in sports history!!   Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman   Donate at... patreon.com/crimeinsports or with paypal.com using our email: [e-mail] Get all the CIS, STM & YSO merch at crimeinsports.threadless.com   Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things CIS, STM & YSO!!   Contact us on... instagram.com/smalltownmurder facebook.com/crimeinsports [e-mail]

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It's actually Bruno Fernandez Das Dsourez de Sousa. Good Lord. He's known in Brazil as Golaero Bruno, which is goalie. Goalkeeper Bruno. Yeah. So that's what he's nice. He's very famous in Brazil too.

I mean, one-name guy. I mean, Bruno. He's born December 23rd, 1984. Born down in Brazil. Oh, my God. Ribbio das Nevas, Minas, Geras, Brazil. Jesus. There you go.

As he will tell you later on, quote, I'm from the favela bitch, as what he'll say. So that's the ghetto down there, the favela. Yeah. He's a bad area. He's a big guy, 6-3 too. Big dude. Is he that big? Yeah, I never thought of that.

But I guess goalkeepers are, you want to, you have to be limber, but I would think that you'd also want to cover some ground in there. You know what I mean? You want a long guy. Some long arms and some things like that. His dad is Morillo Fernandez Des Dores de Sousa. His mother is Sandra Cassia di Aliviera Santos. And his grandmother is Donna Estella, who we'll talk about because he's going to be with his grandmother quite a bit. So Bruno was born two days before Christmas.

That's right. As the wise men all hunker down and the reindeer are being fed and the elves are. going away. Here comes Bruno. Offering up. Their nicest gifts, James. Oh, man. And the nicest gift they could get is a baby boy who will turn out to be a complete piece of shit, and that's what he is. Really bad guy. Really bad guy.

He's born into a very poor family here. One day after Christmas, three days later, his mother and his father, his father's a truck driver, by the way. They ask his father's mother, Estella,

there to take care of the baby. Will you take care of our three-day old baby? You just take it. We had it. You hang on and you make this work here. So just hands over the baby. So Bruno's already been given away three days into his life here. And then he grew up as a poor kid under his grandmother, basically.

In the projects here, him and his mother and father remain married for four years. Um, in 1986, they moved, uh, to Terracina Paiaiu, payu, P-I-U-I with an accent. I don't know. That's a tough one. Uh, according to his mother in a 2006 interview, uh, the grandmother wouldn't let Bruno go with the couple when they moved. She said, I'm, I'm keeping him. You guys are a fucking mess.

I'm keeping the kid. Okay. Don't trust you with him. them. They did, however, take their other son, who apparently the grandmother wasn't that attached to. It was just like, you can have this one, but I'm keeping the good one, basically. Yeah. Who was then one year and eight months old. So that's the son Rodrigo. So they must have been born very close to each other. That's, think about that. Holy shit. They must have been, I mean, she must have got pregnant as soon as he came out.

Now, yeah. Yeah. Then his parents separated in 1988. So the grandmother had something down there. She knew it was up. Sandra went to live with her mother in southern Bahia, and the dad found a family from Hayeu to raise Rodrigo. So they basically gave their other kid away. Yeah. Rodrigo.

So Bruno sort of got saved by his grandmother here. No shit. Keeping him and saying, I'm not letting him go with you, idiots. So he was raised by her in Mena Slandina. which is a very poor neighborhood in Ribbira, Ribe, Riyo Das Navas, which is a city of about 350,000 people. It's outside of Bello Horizonte.

It was here where Estella and the grandfather settled when Bruno was about seven years old. His father only got to know him later on when he started playing soccer. Basically, when he became a famous goalkeeper, all of a sudden his dad showed up and was like, Bruno. Hey, there you are. Bruno.

Brazil's answer to an NBA parent. You know, I haven't said, oh, man, yeah, I never meant to leave you behind there with everybody. I've been looking for you. Just been trying to get ahold of you for so long, which is pretty funny. But shortly after being reunited with his kids later on, he'll end up dying in 2002. Oh, okay. So he gets reunited, him and Bruno get to know each other again, and then he drops dead. And he leaves behind, from what I understand, suspicions of being in some sort of criminal network.

Nice. Some sort of criminal that he was. So Bruno here, he has his close friends and they're the people that he hangs out with, all of his buddies here. He's got Luciano. He's got Lulu. He's got Luis Henrique. He's got Macarillo and his cousin, Sergio. These are the people he hang out.

He hangs out with. male macarena. The male macarena. So in October 2008, there's a series of reports on his childhood. And that's where this all came from, from globoesporte.com. Let's give them credit because this information is not easy to find. That's another thing we have to say about it. Shows like this, so much of this has to be translated.

It's really hard to figure out what the sources of information in Brazil are and how to tap into them. This is a very difficult kind of an episode to put together. So props to Ian for finding all this shit, too. Do they at least write it up where Google Translate or any translation thing can figure it out properly? You can really put slang in the paper, right? Well, that's the problem, though. It still doesn't translate perfectly. So sometimes sentences are clunky and it's a little bit difficult.

but it's mainly just finding it all. And so finding it's a big deal and then compiling it, obviously, is not easy either, but finding it is really the brutal part. That's the hard part. So in this article, they talk about his childhood,

and his friends Luciano, Sergio, and Macario, shared details about his childhood and how he started playing and all that kind of thing. Now, Luciano, points to a field of land and says this is where it all started. Here it is.

That's the soccer field where we all started playing. He said, then we went to Vendanova and Kike, where Bruno met Macarayo. There, Bruno's professional career began. They say, well, what was Bruno like as a kid? What was he like as like a 10-year-old? What was he like, just, you know, off the top of your head? And he said, well, he was very old. ugly.

Number one, that's a great way. That's the first description. First thing that I think of is, man, he was ugly kid. Just uglyest kid I ever saw. He said, we called him sockhead. Ah, what does that mean? Because he had a big shoulder and a small head. Oh.

So like a sock head, like I guess. Like a ball of socks on. Maybe like if the end of a sock is kind of hanging off your foot, you got your foot. And then you kind of got this like empty, weird piece of sock dangling off there. Maybe that's what I'm not sure. But I don't think sock head is positive. Let's put it that way. If you, uh...

If your head is the size of a bald up sock, too, that's a pretty dinky head. That'd be a tiny head, little sock head. Yeah, I'm not sure. They said he wanted to work and train and we wanted to play with the girls. He was always very serious, Bruno was. Now Luciano said at the time here, He said there was a day when we ate popcorn at the bus stop. I didn't have money to train.

I didn't have money to eat. And he's talked about back then, him, you know. So his friends say that his childhood had a big influence on Bruno. Well, no shit. Whose fucking childhood doesn't have an influence on them? I mean, that's everything. That's what, they call it formative years for a reason. That's every shit thing your parents do.

It's all part of the stew. It's another ingredient. That's put in there. The word form is the root word. You're growing. As everybody knows, if you put too much salt in it, you can't just boil that away. It's salty now. That's how it is.

Sticks around. Yeah. You better go to therapy and get some potatoes to put in there to soak that shit up or else you're in trouble. Get some sugar. Yeah, you're in deep shit. So they said that he always had a hard time being alone, Bruno. They called him needy. Yeah.

Yeah. They said his behavior was, like this is what they said about him being a student. This is a friend of his. I teased a lot, but I knew the responsibility. He got good grades, but he stirred up the room. Every now and then, I would get that call, but the director was even used to it. I'd stop by, have a coffee with her, and everything's fine. Oh, I think this is from his mother or his grandmother. The grades were good. then there's another paragraph. I wasn't a great student,

but I was among the best. Okay. The subject I was never good at and never hid from anyone was math. It was kind of dumb in that area, but in the other back heel shots. I don't know what that means. That's what I mean,

no word to translations now. And it seems like half that is his grandmother and half of that is him talking. It's also half of that is school and half it is on the field. Yeah. So I think it's his grandmother talking about school and then him talking about on the field. Now, he didn't consider becoming a soccer player initially.

No? No. He's just so far away from where they are. They're in some shit neighborhood somewhere. I didn't even think about it. He didn't even think of, their neighborhood's so shitty. They don't even think about wicked jump shots or crack rocks. That's not even on the fucking radar.

It's just, it is what it is. Here we are. We're broke. Um, he were, he never dropped out of school. He was working unloading trucks and doing shit like that while he was still in school. Uh, he wanted to be an airplane mechanical engineer. Hmm. Okay.

Which to this day, he'll still say, you know, at the end of my career, I still want to be a mechanical engineer for an airline. This is all over. Yeah. Um, so during his time as a student, he met Maccareo, uh, his one friend. and he said, this is, I believe, Bruno, we would sell the transport voucher so we could eat something and walk back. Luciano and Macareo started working,

and they both gave me ticket money. It cost 90 cents, and I couldn't afford it. They helped me. I had many friends who went down the path of crime. He said, the only ones left were Lulu and Macaerio. Others got lost. I had everything to become an addict or something else, but they said to themselves, not you, you have a future.

Hmm. Okay. Interesting. So they're working, they're playing soccer, and he's playing in like the youth ranks of soccer. Sure. For Vendanova, which was a team in the second division of Minas, Gerraeus, Bruno and Lulu sometimes stopped training due to a lack of money to manage.

So sometimes they just didn't have money. They had to work to buy food so they couldn't play because they had to work. Lulu then arranged resources, as the way they put it. This is the way he did it. He stole the chickens from Bruno's grandmother's backyard and sold them to get some pocket change. And sold them. And sold them. So now the family has no chickens.

So that's interesting. Then they said when Lulu did not help, Macaereo, gave part of the salary he earned where he was playing soccer. He was getting a salary and he would give some to Bruno and help him. Yeah. Bruno said, today I recognize this and I try to help them in the best way possible, meaning the guys that helped him. At Vendanova, Bruno got to be 12 years old and the team paid for driving in basic food baskets.

And at this point, he's like a tall, thin kid and he starts to show talent. It's funny. Once people start feeding him regularly, he starts to, starts to, like, show a spark on the field. That's strange. The body is at that age, too, where any bit of food, it shows that you're eating. Absolutely, yeah. And also, you're growing, so you're burning a lot of calories.

Those are the right spots. Yeah. Gugiano, his friend, said, he went to try out at Vendanova as a right back. And I told him, Bruno, your potential is in goal. In the test, the guys took 18 penalties and he saved 16. One was a goal and the other went wide. So he turned out to be a good goalie. They had 18 penalty shots on him, which are just free shots with nobody in between.

And yeah, only one score at 18, which seems better than I could do. It seems pretty bad. On professionals, they're getting 18 in. Yeah. Oh, yeah. These are like professional kids, though. Yeah, yeah. But still, real soccer players.

On me? Yeah. Yeah, unless you blow it and shoot it wide, you're probably going to score a whole lot of goals on me because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. So that's what's going on. Now, he has a childhood sweetheart, Bruno does, who he marries in 2004. So he's almost 20 at this point. And he marries, I guess it's Diane, you'd say it, but it's D-A-Y-A-N-N-E, like D-A-N-N. Yeah.

So that's his childhood sweetheart, and he continued living at his grandmother's house, I assume, with his wife now. The same year, in this year he moved to Bello Horizonte, where he went to train at a youth academy from which he was dismissed by the coach. Which didn't work here. Dismissed. Yeah. Then Bruno arrived at Gallo while still in the youth academy being integrated into the main store. squad in 2004, and he made his professional debut the following year and remained at that club until 2006 here.

He ends up returning to Ribeirao here and worked as a goalkeeping coach at a soccer field. So because he gets shit can from that team in 2006, so he goes to be a coach, basically. Sure. And then he gets another chance at athletic. M.G. And he, the problem is in the youth divisions, he gotten, while in the youth division here, he got involved in a fight outside of school at Bello Horizonte. So he was then, he was gotten trouble for that legally. And then he was arrested for participating in a street race. Oh. So, yeah, he's already getting arrested a whole bunch, even though. And basically,

driving cars recklessly, right? Yeah, street race. Yeah, not on foot. Those are legal. They're not running. No, you can race whoever you want down the sidewalk, but once you involve a car, you've got to follow the rules of the road. So these are the problems he has right away here. Now, in 2006, he signed by an investment fund, media sports investments,

who had been linked to various transactions with his home club at Athletico, Atletico, Manario. the deal was speculated to have been worth around $2 million plus 15% on a future deal. Or $2 million, whatever the fuck this is. It looks like a backward C with two lines through it. I don't know what the fuck that is. De Niro. Yeah, there you go.

So, yeah, it looks like he's signed by a group. I don't know if they, I don't know if they're like an agency or if they're an actual team or what, but they give him a bunch of money and they get 15% of a future deal that he did. So it's one of those things. So August 7th, 2006, Athletico M.G confirmed sale of Bruno to Corinthians. Yeah, Corinthians, yes. They confirmed the sale of the goalkeeper Bruno. despite not closing the amounts, they admit the deal is worth around 2 million euros. Okay. Wow.

That's a lot of money. The team is still entitled to receive 15% of a future transfer. So when somebody else buys him from them, they get money off of that deal. So Bruno is currently with the Atletico delegation in Amazonis and Amazonis for Atletico's clash with Sao Ramundo in the Brazilian Championship series. B. He has not decided whether to return to Bello Horizonte or travel directly to Sao Paulo. So they said, Bruno said goodbye to the Athletico M.G in a 2-1 victory over Portuguese, Portugal I assume. In the 14th round of Series B. At 21 years old, he arrived at the club in 2002 to join the youth teams. And he made his professional debut. They're talking about all the shit he did there.

At the time, Bruno was the third goalkeeper, and he replaced a guy who was suspended, and then he was called up to defend the Brazilian under-20 team. Nice. Okay. So, let's see. 2006, his mother, Sandra, returns to his life. He hasn't known her at all. No? No.

It's been with Grandma the whole time. He was approached and agreed to meet her on a television program. Nice. They said like, they did like a Montel fucking show here where they were like, let's bring you on and here's your long lost mom. Oh, no. That's fucking wild. He said this later on in 2008. He said, my mother is Donna Estella 78 years old.

She's my old lady into whom I owe everything. I'm with her always, meaning it's his grandmother he's talking about. So that's his real mother is what he's saying. His old lady. His old lady. Yeah. She's my old. lady. That means something different, I think. Yeah, in America. Yeah, I think that's like in England when you say you've knocked someone up. It doesn't mean what it means here. It means you won't come up.

Same thing. Yeah, taking the piss. Yeah, it's very different. Yeah, totally different. So in 2006, Bruno reconnects with his mother's family, though, and brought his maternal grandmother, Lucili Sousa di Olivera Santos to spend a month at his home. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Now, his mother's son, was admitted to a clinic for alcoholism, and he tried to help here. He tried to help her, apparently. According to his grandmother, she didn't really work out. He said, the grandmother said, quote, Diane, his wife didn't like us. The noodles and the others are on top of him. He has a weak head and falls into other people's conversations. Oh.

I have a feeling there were some Brazilian words that don't quite translate to say. Yeah. Weakhead and the noodles and the others are on top of him. Yeah. That can't mean what it means in America, I don't think. No. Yeah, in English here. And Portuguese is, that's what they speak there, right?

Yeah. Yeah, Brazil is Portuguese. Yeah, yeah. Now, early May 2007, a reporter approaches Bruno. It was Mother's Day Eve, and the request was simple. Send a message to your mother. They were doing this with everybody. With everybody.

They used to do this on the NFL, not on the NFL. Baseball, they would do it all the time because they're playing during Mother's Day. NBA would do that. SNL used to have them bring their moms out. Remember that shit for the closings and all that stuff? Anything that has to do with entertainment and they've got the ability to say something nice to mom, they give them the opportunity. Absolutely. And they usually say something real nice and this is their opportunity to look like Magnanimous, great guys.

who appreciate their moms. Bruno instead, this is amazing, just hurled a series of swear words and slammed the door of the locker room on the guy. I don't know her. You piece of shit, motherfucker, and slammed the door in his face. They were like, all righty,

that's the only time that's ever happened when asking for some kind words about your mother. Jesus Christ. Okay, May 23rd, 2007. People want him in trades. here. They said Flamengo,

I guess that's a team he's playing for, Flamengo, goalkeeper Bruno made headlines this Wednesday afternoon in the Spanish

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number one is in sights of of, whoa, Rinaldino Gauchos club. Okay.

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So they say Bruno is 23 years old and his good performances have not gone unnoticed by big European teams such as Barsa, says the text from sport. The goalkeeper stated that he does not want to leave Flamengo in June when his contract ends. He says, quote, Barcelona, I don't know anything. I'm very happy here. I have a contract to fulfill with the club. I want to make it very clear that I still have a lot of games to play for Flamengo. Okay. All right. He, they talk about how he's a good goalkeeper, and they said that, you know, they're still looking to get him, though, basically. Which, I mean, it sounds like they're a bigger team with a lot of money, and if they want to buy him, they can buy him, basically. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, you got a choice. Yeah, it's going to do it. So that's what they're talking about. So he ends up apparently there's a request for a loan. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, this whole thing. Yeah, the loan, all this bullshit. Well, they can borrow the kid. Yeah. So they said that apparently when Flamengo signed him, they signed him for four years at about

7.8 million euros. Nice. Which is pretty, seems like good money. That's great cash. Does that go to the other team? That's the thing. I don't know how much of that he actually gets because soccer is fucking weird here. So apparently when he got to Flamengo, he arrived the same week that the first string guy, Diego,

apparently if you're a goal, he only need one name. Yeah, I mean. Seems like there be quite a few guys down there named Diego. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I mean, America, we just call them by their last name anyway. Yeah. Well, because we couldn't call a guy just.

John because there's a fuckload more John's that's what I mean or you can't call a guy that's Bill oh Bill's the best center field or in the league what are we talking about

Bill who so Diego seems like too common a name to just go by one name I would think yeah I mean there's a cartoon about one yeah exactly

and then Bruno I just keep picturing fucking Sasha Baron Cohen yeah it's all I keep this whole time I keep in my head it's all I'm seeing with the bathing suit up his ass

and everything Like, that's all I see. Oh, that's Borat. Yeah. Didn't Bruno have one, too? I mean, he wears a thong everywhere. So whenever his pants come off, he's just got a thong on for no reason and all. Yeah, not the bathing suit, the thong.

I don't know why he said bathing suit. That's got that V-thing with a shoulder strap. That's not what I was talking about. He's got the shoulder thong. Yeah, yeah. I just met his up his ass. Bruno's just got a Dol-Jang-Gabana one. Yeah.

I've heard of it. He's definitely got something in his ass crack at all times. Always. Yeah, remote control. Something's up there. Something's up there. So Diego suffered an injury. So Bruno comes in and becomes a fan favorite.

Yeah. Especially, apparently, he made three penalty saves to win Flamenco the Campionado Cario, Cario, Cario, Cario, Cario, Aca, over Botafogo. He won three? He had three penalty saves to hold the game for them, apparently. won it, yeah. Yeah, I don't know if that's a rivalry or I don't even know if that's another team

to be honest with you, but it sounds like it in context. I'm not sure. I mean, all it matters is that they won the game and he is the cog that did it. That's great. It is one thing to be doing a sport we don't know about,

but then when we talk about a sport we don't know about in a country we have no idea about that doesn't even speak English as their primary language. This becomes a real fucking treasure map and an adventure for us here.

Yeah. Yeah, he goes, got the map. So all year it speculated that Bruno is going to depart for Europe. And that's what they keep saying. They keep talking about Barcelona, Barcelona, Barcelona. But for around three million euros, Flamengo sealed a permanent deal with Bruno in 2008, with him stating his desire to be in this league and be here. He scored his first professional goal on April 23, 2008, from a free kick,

which led the way to a two-nothing victory over Coronal Bolognaise. Bolognazzi? Bollinace. They pull the goalie or something? They must have. A free kick. So, yeah, it must be a, I don't know if you get. Yeah, he's a goalie, so otherwise it would be real hard.

Yeah, that's the goalie with the ball at the other end, and he drops it across the entire field and it went in. Yeah, it's like when the, maybe it's like when the caught in hockey, when they pull the goalie at the end, they're down by two goals. And they say, fuck it. We've got to go all out. Shots on goal. Shots on, yeah, because otherwise you'd be a terrible goalie if someone kicked it from on the other side of the goddamn field and you let it get by you. That would be impressively bad goaltending.

I think I could stop that. Let's do the Asian girl from Lady Bucks. Yeah. Oh, man. So they said he didn't really like to go out very much. No? No, he doesn't like to go to nightclubs or concerts. All right.

And a lot of that, too, is I think in places like South. America, they kidnap people who are very famous, like all the time. Do they love it? Yeah. So maybe going out to nightclubs and concerts is less of a good idea than a well-secured private party and a complex. It's more lucrative to just kidnap people. Absolutely.

They said that he would go to, you know, he had rented house and he knew friends there and they would all hang out or they'd go on boats and spend the night in the open sea. Wow. All of that. He liked being famous and he liked having women wanting to fuck him from what I understand. Oh, he did? He liked that, but he didn't like the celebrity part of everybody knowing who he is. Yeah.

It's like, I just want people to come up to me with their tits out. Is that that much to ask for? I don't know what the yuggos. Yeah, I don't need that. And guys coming up to me talking about they like my soccer. No of that. Yeah, what's all these dudes about? Yeah.

Oh, God. So at the end of 2008, he said, quote, I once hooked up with a global girl. I don't know what that means. What's a global girl? A global girl. Does she work for the... Maybe...

The rag or the paper, the magazine? It's not a capital G, lowercase G. That's why I'm thinking maybe it's a translation for maybe worldly, something like that, like a woman of the world type of deal and it came into global. I'm not sure. He said, I went out with her on the Rick. Crario waterfront and Paparazzo arrived.

I thought, that's not mine. I'm going to jump out. So he was hanging on the waterfront with a boat and that's like, oh shit, like I don't need everyone to know what my business is and I'm banging this broad on the side here. But he lives in Rio and he's doing his thing there and he would still go to the family farm

and Esmeraldas here after a flamenos. game here in Minas Gerais in 2008. The site appeared in the police news because of another disturbance. Apparently

Marchino Bruno's partner, now I think that means his friend assaulted a prostitute apparently. That's got to be, right? At his family's farm. You have to

I don't, you have to bring a prostitute to your farm. They don't normally hang out on farms. They don't look for Johns there, generally? It's very weird. I mean, that's a good place to find some guys. Farmers are probably lonely, but they don't want to... You can't just go from farm to farm looking for work.

That's not how it goes there. I have heard the term farmer John, so maybe she's just confused. Maybe that's what, maybe it's just she likes guys who make sausage and that's it. So, like, imagine if, like, you know, Van Buren and Phoenix was in the middle of, like, a soybean field. That wouldn't be that normal, you know. Those guys are real good at pulling on tits. Who knows? Who knows?

So, anyway, he said after that, I never, Bruno said after that, I never invited another player again, meaning a player on his team. So he was hanging out with a teammate who assaulted a prostitute at his family home. Brought a hooker to my home and then beat her up. Decided, maybe I shouldn't bring teammates in. They're a little too wild. Yeah. He scored his second goal, a penalty against,

Coratiba on October 23rd, 2008, and scored his third goal for Flamengo on February 4th, 2009, against Mesquita from a free kick. So in May 2009, after the retirement of Fabio Luciano, sounds like a fucking made-up name. Fabio Luciano.

Beautiful man that can sing so well. Gorgeous, and he's also pretty dangerous. He's also head of the five families in case you didn't know. I want to watch out. You got to watch out. They made Bruno captain. Okay.

So he's captain of the team now. Okay. He played his 100th match for Flamengo in July of 2009. He then made a tribute to Zay Carlos, who died that same month, by wearing the ex-Flemengo goalkeeper's name on his back of his shirt for the remainder of the 2009 season. So he seems to be sentimental. thoughtful. Yeah.

That'll end soon. Don't worry. He went from, yeah, he's going to go from thoughtful and sentimental to not quite as either of those. Doesn't think about anything, as a matter of fact. No, not any of it whatsoever, actually here. Yeah. So during his four years in Rio, he's always hanging out with his childhood friend, Maccareo, the guy he grew up with. and a security guard named Marcello Soros Silva, known as Marcealeo.

So there's Marcello and Macareo. Yeah. Those are his two friends. Marcello and Macleo. Macleo. So Bruno is leading a comfortable life. He's hanging out with his pals. He was making about 200 grand a year, apparently.

That's good money there, yeah. That seems good money. He owned an apartment in Recrejo. Dos Bandereretan, Banderantes. Probably beautiful. Oh, sounds gorgeous, doesn't it? It's got to be. It flows off the tongue.

I'll bet there's no difference between where the shit place neighborhood is and the sounding of that one, too. Oh, yeah, yeah. But it sounds amazing. You could have the worst place where there's like no running, you know, no sewage and, you know, little kids running barefoot in the street and you go, that

sounds lovely. Yeah, we should vacation there. Sounds exactly. the same. Sounds exotic, yeah. And then he moved to a house in the same neighborhood in a condominium where other Flamengo players live. So he had an apartment and then he moved into a nicer place here. Now he's got a house where Flamengo players are? A condo, apparently. It's more like a house than an apartment. Probably like you walk up from the street rather than, you know, like the seventh floor or something. It may touch another building, but it's not, probably not walking through a maze of other doors.

Yeah. So his security guard friend Marcello there, he said he always defended him. He said he takes his clothes off his body to help his friends. That's he'd give you the shirt off his back. Yeah. With much more sexual sounding in Brazil. He'll pull his balls out for you. Imagine that he takes his clothes off his body to help his friends. That sounds, Jesus, what's he doing? Fucking you? Sucking you off? What's that? happening. He jerks off. He left him on. He probably get more done. Yeah, that's the thing. He said he's a happy guy without malice. Whenever games ended, we'd go out for pizza and beer.

Like, it's little weak. My buddy Tom's car just broke down. I got to get these pants off. Got to get these pants off and help him. Fuck it. He's going to need my dick out while this is going on. He says, he's affectionate with women. Oh. He said, I've always been around Bruno and Diane, his wife and mother of his two daughters, by the way. I love how affectionate he is with the other people. He said, I've never seen them fight. Oh. No, they're great. He said she was the best woman for him because she understood that he needed an hour for his friends.

Right. She let him do shit. He needed to, he needed unwind time and didn't break his balls to be home right after the games and shit like that. Everybody needs an hour a day. Yeah. She didn't ask a lot of questions is essentially what that means. So that's a lot of athletes. would love a wife who don't ask a lot of questions.

That would be something there really after there. So anyone who spent time with Bruno here said that they know that his temperament's always been problematic. His nickname, well, his nickname amongst the players is crazy. So. Nice. That's crazy Bruno over there. That says a lot. They said it changes from second to second.

They said he's able to move, quote, move a child with cancer, so I assume make like hospital visits to sick kids, and hit a person who looks crooked. Totally unpredictable, one player said. He'll... He can judge whether you've got cancer or you're crooked. Yeah, he knows. One kid in one bed, cancer, he's fine. Next kid, I don't buy it.

Pow, he punches him right in the face. You're crooked as fuck. He said, where's the cancer supposed to be? And the kid tells him, then he punches him there repeatedly. And he goes, how's that feel, huh? You faker? Crooked fuck. So they're saying he could be tender with a kid with cancer by the bedside one minute and then on the way out of the hospital,

punch somebody in an elevator for looking at him. Wow. Interesting guy. So in 2000. But he gets it right every time. That's impressive. I don't think we know that. I think he's just crazy. I don't think that it's just a person who looks crooked.

I think he just decides. That's what they're saying. He said totally unpredictable. It's weird. shit. So 2009, he is one of the main leaders of the red and black squad, whatever the fuck that is. Is that not the team that he was Flamenco? He was Flamengo, but they just called the Red and Black Squad in this article. He was the one who agreed on player bonuses with the board, but this leadership was questioned because of his instability.

After the Brazilian title, other players began to say Bruno's madness became. unbearable. So after they won something, then they said he was even crazier, which generally happens. It's, you never noticed that crazy people when they can't be crazy. And this is how you can tell genuine crazy from someone who really just wanted to always be crazy. Yeah. Because like people like him and people like Kanye, people like that, when they, when they were back in the day before they were anybody, they were pretty fucking saying because they had to be. Kept that under control, Ronont Test.

Yeah, no one would put up with their bullshit at that. that point. Let's not put Ron our test in the same category as Bruno and Kanye. Let's not. Ron's certainly out of his mind, but in the most beautiful way. Yeah, he's fine. He's not crazy. He's just don't fuck with him. Don't fuck with him on the court. He'll punch you. That's fine. That's where he grew up in fucking New York. That's streetball. He was certainly before the malice in the palacing. He was certainly out of his head. He's a New York streetball guy. That's all those guys are like Xavier McDaniel, Daniel, the league got a kind of those guys. I don't know if Xavier was a New York

guy, but that's just a common thing. Ruffalo guys. We don't just behave so wild. It's like his reactions don't match the environment oftentimes. No, that disproportionate would be a good way to put it. Yeah. Which lends to the

perception that, my Christ, is he crazy? He was crazy from day one though. He was crazy in high school. He was crazy later. But these guys hide their crazy, until they're until people respect them enough to where they have to put up

with their crazy. And now I can be as crazy as I want because I've got this ability to if there's backlash to the crazy it doesn't matter. Yeah, a guy will put on a swastika shirt and go, well, I made gold digger, so fuck it. Like, you can't do that.

No. He would have done that shit in 1999 because just no one would have worked with him. He's not a mad genius. He's just a crazy asshole back then. Same thing with a goalkeeper. If you're a great goalkeeper and you're saving penalty kicks and winning titles, you can act a little wacky. But if you're trying to make a team, you've got to be pretty fucking close to the best.

Well, the craziest thing you do when you require attention, money, and fame is listen to your own album. Not even listen to it. Just wrap it in front of everybody. Yeah, but how many of them do that too? How many guys do that? Who knows? I've only heard of done by one guy. You've never seen Shaq rapping in the locker room?

because he did. I've never heard him do his entire fucking album. Oh, maybe not the entire album. Yeah, that's true. That's what he did. I still think you're, I would put, I would put Ron Artex closer to Shaq than I would Bruno. I'm talking about Kanye.

Oh, Kanye. Kanye is an insane person. Kanye repped his entire fucking album. I thought you meant Ron Artest. No, no, no, no, no. No. I'm saying when you, when you're, when you're, when you don't need everybody to pay attention to you and you've got all the money,

you can do this crazy, wacky, what you call artsy, but it's just Nazi bullshit. Or when you do need people's money, then you just, your wacky stops it. I rap my entire album minus music. Yeah. That's the craziest he ever was until, I don't know what happened. Is it the Kardashian curse? No, it's, he's crazy and he saw that he could get away with it. As you start getting bigger and bigger, you see shit you can get a,

away with. Yeah. And if you're an, if you're an asshole, you start saying, I'm going to get away with everything I can. Yeah. And you start believing in your own bullshit. And you start, you know, growing your nails out and saving your pissing jars and stuff.

But, you know, that's what norm. That's what some people do. If they're just like, it's almost like alcohol just kind of is more of a window to the soul than it really is. Sure. Changes anybody just kind of shows what they're really about. Is that what he's doing? I, no, I'm just, I mean, like, I think that's what it is.

I think fame is like alcohol. I think it's just a truth serum. Might be true. Yeah. I must be really nice deep down. Do a lot of drinking now? No, no. When we drink a bottle of wine, how am I?

How am I as it drunk, Jimmy? It's time to go to sleep. It's not me. What do I do? I laugh and I have a great time. But after the wine, it's time to go to bed. Oh, well, that's after I smoke a couple joints and all that kind of shit, too. It's what I mean, though?

But like when I'm drunk, what comes out is fucking laughing and happiness. I don't start getting belligerent with people at all. It's the last thing on my mind. Yeah. Maybe deep down, I'm not angry. Oh, boy, did I used to. Yeah, I know. I wasn't a drinker.

I don't really drink much. And I drink like once a month, love two glasses of wine. I don't think that's really drinking. I think it's also how you treat yourself too and how much you care for yourself anymore. Because I believe me, when I was a drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, I fucking. hated me and I, it showed. I was looking for any way to, to punish me, especially if I could get a bigger man to do it for me. Yeah.

Well, that's a, that's a truth serum. That's what I mean. You were getting to the core of your shit. Yeah. There. Funch me, I dare you. And they did. They did.

They took that dare. Yeah. But yeah, I think, I think that's part of it. So Bruno's getting famous and becoming crazy because he's famous and he's getting a lot of respect, which means he can act crazy. And as long as he can save goals, everyone just goes, well, you know, Dennis Rodman. Dennis Rodman wasn't that crazy in fucking 1990 on the Pistons, was he? Right.

He was real fucking good. He had brown hair and he ran up and down the court and that was that. He shut the fuck up. Yeah, when Isaiah Thomas and Joe Dumars tell you what to do, you'd do it. A few years of fucking, you know, 18 rebounds a game. And now all of a sudden, hey, Madonna wants to fuck me. And I can act crazy now. Turns into a different thing.

He did camp out in that fucking parking lot of the metal. Was it the metal? No, the palace at the palace. And with a gun. And he told the cops, I just killed Dennis Rodman. That was the, like, first day that he really embraced crazy. That's when he was like, fuck it. I'm out there.

I'm just going to do it now. But apparently, his friendship with everybody on the team, would get strained because apparently at half time of a loss, Bruno tried to attack another player. Nice. Yeah. That's the goalie? Which is the goalie.

You're not a scrapping out with anybody. You're not kicking people in the shins and getting kicked in the shins and all that shit. You're staying there by yourself. Who you mad at? And blocking their kicks like you're the... Yeah, who you mad at? You win every time. But one of the players who asked not to be identified said,

he doesn't have the slightest emotional control to be team captain. Where have you ever seen the team leader enter the locker room and try to punch a player accusing him of being soft-bodied? Oh, is that what he did? We did that to one of his own players. My God, not even somebody from the other team. No, this is another thing that happened, another incident that happened. So he's getting wacky.

He's getting fucking wacky, man. For calling him soft-bodied. No, no. He called the guy. soft-bodied. And then took a swing at that guy? Yeah, you soft-bodied fuck and then took a swing at him. Wow.

I'm going to show you how soft you are. Watch this. Yeah. So he scored his fourth career goal from a free kick on May 26, 2010 in a match day lost two to one, so his goal was the only goal. Okay. Here we go. Beginning in late 2009.

Now we know we kind of have an idea, because I think, think the whole last episode that we did on this guy was about where we are here in an episode. It's about 55 minutes long or something. So this, this, we now know where Bruno is when he meets this woman that he's going to end up meeting. He's, he loves being famous. He likes being famous, but doesn't want to be approached. He wants to do everything in private. He wants to, kind of thinks he's special a little bit.

Very friendly to the ladies. To the ladies. He punches people on his own team. He acts crazy. and wacky. He's got kids. Got two kids. This is when he starts an extramarital affair with Eliza Samudio. Eliza Samudio is a 25-year-old model and aspiring actress. Okay. Now, since the age of 13, this Samudio wanted to leave her hometown to be a model in Rio.

And she moved to Sao Paulo at the age of 18 to try modeling as well. That's the capital. apparently. So she didn't know anybody in town. She had no money. So she began working as a call girl. And we don't know if this is just, we don't know what kind of level of escorting this is. Yeah.

We assume there's some sex involved. It's Brazil. You know what I mean? They get nude in the streets for it's party season. So I mean, it's not. She's got to be stunning hot. Yeah, she's very pretty.

but we're not sure. I'm not sure. But she wanted to support herself so she could be a model here, basically. So not the first model to turn to some escort work. Put it that way. No.

Not at all. And then that you don't have to be in fucking, in the United States for that. Oh, yeah. Anywhere. So she participated in fashion shows and also acted in multiple porn films from 2005 to 2009.

Four years. Four years acted in porn films in Brazil, Brazilian porn. In addition to doing sexy photo shoots for different erotica producers and things like that, you know, all of that shit. Now, she and Bruno knew each other since 2008. Bruno claims he met her in 2009 in May at a barbecue in Rio. According to Bruno, he met her at a party and had sex with her at the home. of another Flamengo player during which the condom broke.

Whoops. That's what he said. So this apparently, he claimed that these parties, these big barbecues with a bunch of like, you know, escorts there and model chicks are very common

in the Brazilian athlete circle. Sure. They all, the parties they have. That's the point of a party, isn't it? What else are you doing? Get drunk.

Right. Find somebody to plow. I think that's the, What we're working on here? Yeah. Barbecue. I play soccer for a living. Throw a barbecue in there.

Barbecue might have a different meaning in Brazil than it does here. There's a spit roast, that's for sure. That's definitely something to that. Said after the party, they began to meet frequently, and Eliza left the field of sex work to be with Bruno at his request. Oh, he asked for this. Yeah. You're going to be my little concubine here. Yeah.

or concubine in this particular case. So despite being married, he promised that he would, eventually I will separate from my wife to be with you. I mean, that's the sentence that's always said. That's what said. And yeah. But in August of 2009, he ended the relationship with her after she announced that she was pregnant with his child. And he said, well, get an abortion, stupid. and she said, I don't want to get an abortion,

and so he broke up with her, which is very strange. October 13, 2009. So this is in this, right after they've broken up. She's definitely pregnant, and he definitely knows it at this point. And he knows it's his. So October 13, 2009, she files a complaint with the police saying that the day prior she'd been kept in private prison by Bruno and his friends

Russo and Macarillo. Oh, there goes Macarillo. There he goes. And this is the other problem when you keep these guys around from before and these guys are poor and you're rich and famous is you like have a group of people that are

willing to do whatever bidding for you so they can still hang out with you and get support from you. Otherwise, they have nothing. Yeah. She accused them of beating her and saying Bruno pointed a gun at her head. And they, quote, forced her to take abortive substances. Okay.

What they did is they homemade mixed up a homemade abortion drug. Yeah. And tried to make her take this. A plan B four months later. Four months later and just, you know, mixed up with a paint stir and a cup in the fucking kitchen, which is not what you want out of your medicine, usually. So that's crazy. So a delegate from the specialized police station for women, I guess, said that Bruno released a note in which he had denied the aggression.

He said it's not the first time she's made up a bunch of lies to try to harm me. The other time she didn't prove anything and she won't prove it again because she made up this whole story. Okay, so he didn't do it. Yeah. He said, I've got to the point where yesterday I sent an email to some newspaper offices in Rio saying that I missed Flamengo training because I was with her. But I attended both morning and afternoon practices as all of the journalists present can confirm. And then he says this. Let's do it in their own words on this bad boy and see what this idiot says.

Okay. In their own words, quote, that's why I decided that I'm only going to speak through my lawyer who will take all the necessities. measures to prevent her from continuing to try to harm me. She doesn't conform because I've already made it clear that I don't want any kind of relationship with her. I'm not going to give this girl the 15 minutes of fame she so desperately craves. Oh, boy. That had to be put to music because that is.

She wants to be famous. That's what it is. She wants her 15 minutes of fame. Not she wants you to not beat her up and try to. to feed her homemade abortion drugs. It's a wild claim. That's, I mean, I never would have, I never would have gotten to claim for, claim somebody had tried to abort my child.

If I was a woman, like, that's the last choice, I think, the last claim I would make. Yeah. Is that your, who would make that claim? That's such a crazy thing to say. They held me in a private prison, beat me, held a gun to my head and stuffed homemade abortion drugs in my mouth. Yeah. That old chestnut.

Oh, that happens all the time. We've heard that one six times this month. Oh, we all know about that. You know what? You're like the eighth chick today to come in here and say that. What are you? 15 minutes of fame or something? To the 15th person to say this this week.

Now, we're writing it down. Don't worry, but, you know, I don't think anything's going to come of it. Let's just put it that way. So in 2009, a judge, holy shit, that's a long name. Anna Paula Del Duque, Miguelis, Lius, Laviola de Fritas. Anna Paula. Wow.

Anna Paula. Yeah, that's the beginning of it. Denied Samudio's request for protection. So she asked for water of protection, and they said, nah, you're good. We've heard this old story. You're good. They argued that she did not have an intimate relationship with Bruno because they broke up. I mean, there's a way to prove that.

Yeah, I got his kid in my. belly. So that's an intimate relationship. And also that she was, quote, trying to punish the aggressor under penalty of trivializing the purpose of the Maria de Pina law, which... Oh, we got a law of it. There's apparently a law that that's how you can get protection orders. And they're saying that she was trying to punish him under this statute, but it trivializes the purpose of the law, which is to really protect women. Not you, you fucking lying prostitute porn star. That's what it really is. You're trash and he's famous, so fuck you is really what it is. You take loads for a living. Yeah. We don't believe you.

Exactly. That's exactly what it actually is, even though, you know, he knocked her up. It's very evident, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. By now it must be. Christ, she's got to be four or five months pregnant. It's crazy.

She could get, I mean, the DNA test will do it. That easy. Locked in. This is 2009. This isn't 1973 or anything. So anyway, a newspaper Extra published the accusation of false imprisonment and threats. And Bruno was pissed. Yeah.

He's mad. With the newspaper under his arm, he walked around the training center completely distraught, asking all the reporters, who's from Extra? Who was from extra? Which one of you guys is from extra? Yeah. Walking around looking to abuse the media here. He wanted to make the author of the report literally swallow the newspaper.

He was saying, I have this newspaper because whoever wrote it's going to eat this newspaper. I'm going to force them to physically. But he never found the reporter. And he ended up being calmed down by his lawyers who said, hey, here's what you can do. wait for the baby to be born and take a DNA test, and then when it's not yours, never talk about it again. How about that? So this is Bruno.

Oh, no, this is his security guard friend, Marcelloo. This girl, Eliza was very disturbing. She called me and other players asking to send a message to Bruno. Very disturbing. Yeah. But like, yeah, you can stalking us. Yeah, and you can have groupies. And you can have all that shit.

But once you knock one of them up at that point, you have upgraded her status from Groupie to mother of your future child that you have to deal with on a legal level of you're all on the same page now. Yeah, you're going to see her on probably two times of your mother's day and that kid's birthday. You're going to pick that, yeah, Christmas time, some shit. So they said in January 2010 in Flamengo's in their preseason, Bruno appeared on Christmas. comfortable. He asked to give an interview and announced that he was tired of the reputation of being a troublemaker. Well, you did kind of cause it. Why are you, yeah, everybody stopped writing lies. I don't start trouble. Everybody stopped noticing when I do fucked up shit. Could you do that? Close your eyes. Yeah, sure, I street race and punch people and, you know, kidnap women and feed them

abort of drugs that I made up in my own garage and everything, but still. Stop looking at me. Stop just making me uncomfortable is what it is. Yeah, he said that that's what he was tired of. He said he wanted to change and said he was tired of appearing to be on the wrong side of fame. But that's all bullshit, obviously. Does it? Yeah. Bruno's a mess.

They said that there's an incident here at Morrow da Chatuba, where I guess another player, Adriano, his jealous. fiance, Joanna Machado, broke into the player's car. And Bruno argued with her when she arrived in the favela. And they said worse was his attempts to defend the emperor afterwards. The emperor. Heroito, what are we talking about? Does Brazil have an emperor?

I don't think so. Do they have an emperor? What's Brazil's leader? Don't they have a president? Yeah, they have a president. Yeah. I know who it is at this moment. So they definitely have a president.

Yeah. They said, which of you is married and has never fought with your wife? wife is what Bruno's. He's defending the guy. Who didn't argue? Who didn't even go out on a limb with his wife, right? Man, there's no way. In a fight between husband and wife, no one puts the spoon in namesake. There's got to be some serious slang translation there that we just doesn't work in English because in a fight between husband and wife no one puts the spoon in is a real weird fucking thing to say. And then namesake. Yeah. Unless he's talking about that old penis is a spoon where there's competition.

Because namesake, you know what I mean? Okay. Okay. Nobody get, no other men get involved, I think, is what that means. Nobody puts the spoon in. Nobody tries to put it like a wedge between them. Or that. That's what I was thinking of it.

Like the spoon would be like to scoop one of them away or some shit. I don't know. Perhaps. I mean, the old, the old. You might be right, though. I'm not denying it, for sure. Trying to yank him from being the guy. Maybe, maybe.

So they said this, Bruno here, I guess, was warned by the president, I think, of the league, that he had to publicly apologize to the women who he yelled at, who was other players' wives at that event or whatever. apparently here and you know they let him go on the night of that party Bruno rode a horse there and rode through the favela

what? They said which was commented on with laughter by other players he wanted to show what a big shot he is so he rode a horse

through the shit neighborhood through the through the hood man through the hood to show who he is yeah this is hilarious Bruno

after a law to Universidad de Chile, so the University of Chile, I guess. At Maricana, he got booed, and he said he was screwing himself for the fans, which that would be a spectacle. How do you do that? You get in that net and you do that,

and I want to see it, because that would be interesting. I brought the fist, so they're going to watch. That's it. And the next day he was quested, in front of the press, and he had to apologize again, saying he was screwing himself for the fans. I think what he was saying was that I'm staying on a shit team that I'm too good for because I love the fans. So I'm such a magnanimous fuck, you know what I mean?

I deserve to be elsewhere winning trophies and championships and whatever the fuck you win. You know, I'm such a good guy that I got to stay here. I love of the fans in this area. I just love them so much. He's Devin Booker, James. Staying with the Phoenix Suns for 20 years, regardless of how much fucking punishment this is going to be for him. Regardless of how many rebuilding periods will be in that 20 years because there's going to be about Phoenix every decade has about three rebuilds, right? This poor bastard. I just can't.

Yeah. I mean, Kevin Johnson of his day. It's like they just need rebuilding and rebuilding and he's going to stay steady. He's definitely beloved in Arizona, but he doesn't even live there. Who the fuck would? It's $150. If you made, James, he works there. He lives in L.A. Yeah. Yeah. As you would if you made $50 million a year.

Who the fuck is living in Phoenix? Every day, I would go outside and go, I'm too rich for this heat. What the fuck? I'm too rich to feel this uncomfortable. I don't even know if, I don't even know. He's got to have a place. I'm sure he's got somewhere in case he wants to stay. Some apartment somewhere.

Yeah. Some one of those condos or something. Some shit downtown or some shit. Downtown just, yeah. He makes so much money. He could have a giant mansion that he goes to twice a year. You think he only makes 50 a year? No, no, no.

I'm just, I was a, oh, that was a just a one of those. I'll bet he makes a hundred a year, right? If you put his, fucking, his endorsements on there and everything else, fuck yeah. I was just saying in general, 50 million sounds like a big number. Yeah, 50 million would make me live somewhere else too from if my job was in Phoenix. Fuck that. Yeah. You could fly me there on a private plane every guy.

goddamn day. I'm not fucking living there. I ain't living there. I wouldn't even mind riding in the back of a car every day. No, truck me in. I don't give a fuck. It's five hours. I'm not doing it. So February 10th, 2000, that's hilarious though. He's the face of Phoenix and he's like, I don't like that place. I don't live there. I don't fucking live there. Literally lives in a giant house on top of a hill in the highway. Fuck yeah, he does. Absolutely. So on February 10th, 2010 in South Paulo, where Eliza Samudio was living at a friend's house since discovering her pregnancy, the child is born. All right. Okay.

So it's a boy. Yeah. So Bruno's got a son here. Is that right? Yes. It doesn't help the religion. Bruno doesn't like see the baby, say I have a son and soft. You know, like in movies.

Like the guy doesn't want anything to do with it, but then he sees the son. He's like, oh, man, that's my son. And then he's all of a sudden, all of a sudden he's out buying a baseball glove for the kid and shit. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, no. That doesn't, it's not how this happens here at all. Uh-oh.

Now, Bruno becomes increasingly unstable throughout this period. He hates this baby. Does not want this baby at fucking all. Or the woman around the baby or anything else. I hate that baby. I hate that baby. Right around this time he threatened a journalist again. Oh.

Saying to, quote, be careful. what you write because something could happen to you. Jesus. So basically threatened to have the guy killed or beat up or something. Yeah, you can't say that. No, no. That would get you a visit from the FBI in the United States. Yeah.

You evidently can say that in Brazil? I think so. I think in Brazil, that's considered flirting in Brazil. That's... Everyone's right. That's all right. I might kill you or I might fuck you. You never know.

You don't know. Well, as long as you can play goalie, we're fine with either. With the coin. So, yeah, he says, one of the people who knew him said, quote, he felt like Superman. He felt like nothing would hit him. He refused to acknowledge paternity and accused her of wanting to give the, quote, coup of the belly because he has money. Coo of the belly. Yeah.

The coup of the belly is this baby that she's had, which I've never heard of a baby referred to as a coup of. coo of the belly, but that's pretty good. I've never heard of a baby as a coup, regardless of what it is. Yeah, I guess you could really stir things up and, you know, change things around a lot. But of the belly. Really overthrow a government with that baby. With that baby. Well, you overthrow the body, I guess, with the baby, and the belly is certainly overthrown

by the baby. So Eliza files a paternity claim after arriving to live with her son in Rio Dio, De Janeiro in hotels paid for by Bruno. So now he's paying for hotels for her. Okay. Then she started demanding child support and started accusing him of assault for which he was indicted. Oh. So, yeah.

So he went from, I want nothing to do with you. That's not my baby to, I'll pay for hotels in Rio for you to stay in. Yeah. And then when she wants child support, apparently that was the assault happened. He said, I'm not giving you child support. It's too far. Yeah. And then apparently she claims he hit her.

Okay. So, but he's putting her up, taking care of her and the baby. That's child support, in it? Well, it's paying for her hotel rooms. Mm-hmm. But that's it. It's not a monthly. It's not an income.

He's not giving her any spending money at all. It's not even a permanent roof. If he stopped paying for rooms, they could be kicked out tomorrow. It's a hotel. So that's how... Tomorrow to 11. He's putting her just in a real temporary little box here and going, you should be happy with this. And she's like, I'd like, yeah.

No, you knock me up. Now you got to pay for it, basically. Help take care of this baby. Yeah. So apparently, she, Eliza, was at Bruno's farm in Esmeraldas, Menis, Gereus, at his request. He invited her over. She went out to the farm on June 4th, 2010 with Bruno, it was under the guise of he's willing to negotiate some kind of settlement with her. Okay.

Okay. Then, and she was still holding out, she was telling her friend, she was still holding out hope of reconciliation with him. She thought maybe he'd still leave his wife and marry her and they could raise his baby together and all that kind of shit. But anyway, she goes to the farm. She tells people she's going to his farm. And then she never is seen again. After she went to the farm. Her friends say she didn't come back.

She just is gone from this farm. So they ask Bruno and Bruno says she left the farm. That's it. She said she left the farm on her own. and she left her child with a mutual friend of ours. Why would she do that? She just left the child, I guess, lost all hope and said, fuck it and just like threw the baby aside and like,

you know, threw like her hat over there and just said, I'm walking off into the farmlands. I don't care. This has been a nice visit. It changed my mind on parenting. Yeah. Fuck yeah. So the baby ends up being found in a favela.

So in the shit area here in Ribia Rayao Das Nevas. And Diane, his wife, suspected of having left him there, was also investigated because they suspect they investigate Bruno. And they investigate her because they think maybe she took the baby and left the baby off. She's like an accomplice to all this, basically. Yeah. So in June 26, 2010, the civil police, this is, what is this, three weeks later, the police declared Bruno is a suspect in the disappearance. Uh-oh. So that's out there publicly now.

Yeah. Okay. Now, July 2nd, 2010, the police make a, I guess, a press release here, and they reveal some facts that were going to. given to them here. They say, quote, the General Department of Technical Scientific Police of the Civil Police of Rio de Janeiro. This is just like the lab people, basically, informs that a group of substances considered a bordefasciant was found in the urine of Eliza Samudio. The experts who analyze the collected material given the complexity of the case to send the material to the UFRJ Laboratory, which the civil, with which the civil police maintains an agreement in order to conform 100% to the analysis made by them, excluding any possibility of such grouping belonging to other compounds.

According to experts, such a mixture can also be found in the simultaneous consumption of alcoholic beverages with tobacco. Oh, what? They said that the final result would be ready Monday, July 5th. So apparently this is from when she claimed he kidnapped her and tried to feed her abortion drugs. They had done a urine test that has finally now gone through the labs and come back that she had shit in her system just like she said. That doesn't prove he did it, but it proved she had in her system anyway. And somebody's saying that it's not even that uncommon of a thing that she has in her. It's the same as alcohol and tobacco drinks?

That seems like I don't know what that can make inside your body here. Yeah. I'm not sure with the science in Spigilla in Brazil is really here. But anyway, July 7, 2010, the goalkeeper of Brazil's most popular team surrendered to police probing the disappearance and possible murder of his ex-girlfriend in a case that transfixed the soccer crazed country. So they bring Bruno in. He and a friend were ordered arrested late on Tuesday with public prosecutors while public prosecutors investigate the disappearance of Eliza. Police cars arrived at Bruno's plush house near a Rio Beach on Wednesday morning. But they did not find the goalkeeper or his friend Luis Henrique Ferreiro-Romeo known as Spaghetti.

Who's that? That's his friend Spaghetti. Louise Henrique Ferreira Romayo spaghetti He just loves the stuff Loves it or he's long and thin we're not sure Big fan we can't Everywhere we go He's just like he'll even eat the O's

He doesn't care He doesn't care He goes you guys got spaghetti right And we're like I mean we can dig you some up I guess So two weeks later Or I'm sorry the two of them went to the police station Neither was charged though

Okay They're arrested for questioning here. And they say, you know, this goes back to her filing complaints against him, and they think that this is kind of retaliation and all that kind of thing. They say Bruno, who, like many Brazilian footballers, is known by one name, has denied involvement in Moudio's disappearance in comments to media. Bruno's wife was arrested in the player's home city of Bello Horizonte north of Rio, which is 270 miles north of Rio. So Rio de Janeiro's Flamengo is the league champion and by far Brazil's most popular club. It's distinctive black and red striped shirts worn by Brazilians from the beaches of Rio to the remote villages.

I've seen those jerseys, too, the black and red striped jerseys. Yeah. A source told Reuters that Bruno's arrest was ordered after a 17-year-old cousin of Bruno, testified that he and spaghetti had kidnapped Zamudio and driven her to Bruno's house in Bello Horizonte. Spaghetti said this? No, no. This is Bruno's 17-year-old cousin. Because remember our long-standing rule of never have a teenager in your hit squad?

This is where it came from. Yeah. This is why. Always a child, yeah. Never have a 17. They're not hardened for this shit. My kid is seven. I'm not telling him shit.

Fuck, no. You got to have a grown man named spaghetti do your bidding for you. That guy will do it. He'll get it done. Ties between soccer and crime have been in the spotlight after Adriano, another flamingo player and former striker for the national team, was investigated for alleged links to drug traffickers in Ria. Okay. Adriano, who denied wrongdoing and has not been charged, has since moved to Italy's Roma clubs. He's like, I'll just switch continents.

don't worry about it. I'll be over here. I'll leave. I don't care. Oh, my God. So July 7th, 2010, the 17-year-old cousin here. Yeah. Here, they say that Ferriara Romayo, Bruno's friend known as Maca Reo, to take Eliza Zimudo to the farm in Minius Jereus, Garayas.

Macareo had already planned everything and told the teenager to hide in the trunk of the car. Now I thought it was spaghetti who was doing this. Now they're saying it's Maccareo. Different guys. With the car already moving, this is the 17-year-old story. Yeah. They said that the smallest bead that was in the vehicle suitcase and jumped into the back seat with his gun drawn. Okay, so the guy from the trunk jumped into the back seat with his gun drawn. Knocked down the barrier there. And Eliza said to Eliza, and they said to Eliza, You lost Eliza? Well, she's being kidnapped, so clearly not.

They said Eliza managed to, this is what the kid said. The kid said Eliza managed to grab the gun and shoot the minor, pull the trigger, but the gun was empty. Oh, no. So they held her at gunpoint. She got the gun and fucking, it was over and the gun's empty. Try to rectify this situation. And they didn't even put a bullet in the gun. She's a bad bitch, though.

She gets kidnapped and says, I'll take that gun from you and point it right at you, motherfucker. You don't fuck with a mom. No, apparently not. Especially a mom who's been in the porn industry. Yeah. You know? The Brazilian porn industry.

Yeah. What the hell do you think goes on down there? Oh, Jesus. Yeah. The amount of bullshit you got to put up with to be an American one. Godly. That's got to be awful down there. So the 17-year-old said he managed to recover the gun.

and in a gentlemanly fashion hit Eliza three times in the head with the butt of the gun. So pistol whip. I like to pistol whip a new mom. That really lets him know what's going on. Yeah. Now, this is all according to this young man also. Now, we don't know what goes on in a Brazilian police station. We don't know what kind of convincing takes place there.

We don't know anything about this or the level of veracity to this. But we're going to read what his statement is. And he said he managed to hit me pistol-wipped her. Then he said that the journey continued to Bruno's farm. He said that he, the 17-year-old, slept in one room. Spaghetti are also, as he's also known, pasta, either one, pasta or spaghetti. Yeah. Either are.

It's what it is. Yeah. He slept in another room. And then Eliza, with her son, slept in a third room. So they're not like monitoring her or anything. She's in her room. And there was also a maid, is what they said at the house too. How'd you like to be that maid?

These people fucking bust in. The next day, he says Eliza did not remain locked up. They say that Sergio Rosa Salas, who arrived that day to begin, began to watch Eliza, according to the 17-year-old. He said he saw Sergio hand over a phone to Eliza to call a friend from Sal Paolo, or in Sal Paolo, I guess. Sergio told her that everything was fine and that she would receive money and an apartment in Bello Horizonte. But if she didn't say basically, if you do what we tell you to do, you're going to get all sorts of good stuff. You're going to get a house. You're going to get money.

You're going to get taken care of. But if you don't say what we tell you to say, we'll kill you. Which is a big difference. Yeah, I mean, we'll either take great care of you or murder you. one or the other, no in between. So they said that, and this is the child, again, the 17-year-old said the next day Bruno arrived at the farm by taxi, as he had flown in to Bello Horizonte and then taxied over. The teenager says that he heard Bruno tell Macaerio and Sergio that they should solve the problem, that he didn't want any problems for his side and that he, Bruno, wouldn't. and doesn't need to know anything.

Okay. Just you do what you need. You need to take care of the problem, basically. Tell me nothing. Tell me nothing. Just you need to, quote, solve the problem. Solve the problem. Now, according to what he also says,

he says that Macareo and Sergio said they couldn't release Eliza, as then the problem would be even bigger now. Mm-hmm. So Bruno then, because he said, he said, you need to solve it. And they said, well, we can't get rid of her because we've held her captive and hit her with a pistol three times. That's going to be worse.

Yeah, that's not good. So Bruno then said, he said he didn't want the problem to happen again with Eliza is what he said. He said that he already, it already happened. He said murder the first time. He said murders already happened once and I don't want the problem to happen again with Eliza apparently. Oh. He remained at the farm for two hours, Bruno did, then called a taxi to take him to the airport as he wanted to return to Rio right away. Right.

The next day, the 17-year-old, Macareo and Sergio and Eliza and the baby, all get into Bruno's car and head toward Bello Horizonte. Yeah. The teenager said they arrived at a place that looked like a farm, and they were greeted by a tall black man named Nahitnen. Nenem. Nenem. Any n, uh, accented E. M.

Hmm. Neneem. I don't know. Um, then he says, this is the minor, that Neneem took Eliza, tied her arms with a rope, and, quote,

gave her a tie suffocating her. Oh. Then Neneem asked everyone to leave the place. Sergio was carrying the baby. That's what he says. Now, he said, soon after, according to the young man, Nanim passed by them carrying a sack and headed toward a kennel where there are four Rottweilers kept. He's just carrying a sack?

Yes. The teenager said he also saw the moment when Nanim took Eliza's hand away, hand, meaning not with the rest of her body, and threw it at the dogs. So fed the dogs a woman's hand. This teenager said that Eliza's bones were concreted into the same plot of land where she was killed. Now, with this child's testimony, they release Diane, who was Bruno's wife. Okay. They release her because her name doesn't come up at all during this.

So they're like, okay, she wasn't involved in this, at least as far as we can prove or that anybody says. But according to the minor, Diane went to Bruno's farm after the crime and only learned that Eliza's baby had been left there. So she did know that the lies's baby's been left here. She's aware of something. Yeah, she's aware at the very, at the best case scenario. This is like John Mullaney's wheelchair joke. Yeah. You know, best case scenario, it's a miracle.

Yeah. You know, best case scenario, she dropped the baby. off and just didn't want anything to do with it. Now they're going to raise this baby. Worst case scenario is where the fuck is she? This is a baby. Yeah. So this is very interesting.

Now, the 17-year-old also said he did not speak to Bruno about what happened to Eliza, but believes that Macaerayo told him the outcome of the kidnapping, meaning he thinks that that dude told Bruno what happened, even though Bruno said he doesn't want to know. So they enter, the police go to a house in Vespaisano, according to the civil police, firefighters, experts, and delegates from the Rio de Janeiro and Minas Garris entered the property with their teams. So they bring all the crime scene people, the SWAT teams, they bring everybody. Police officers at the scene said 10 Rottweilers, four adults and six puppies,

and a stray dog were removed from the property. The animals must be taken to the zoonosis center in Bello Horizonte. I guess that's their humane society. Neighbors said the dogs are mean. They're mean, they bite. And at the gate of the property, there is a warning sign about the fucking dogs also, that there are dogs here. The civil police press office reported that the teams arrived at the house guided by the 17-year-old who gave a statement.

He was also taken to minisgarayas. The street was cordoned off. In addition to civil and military police, firefighters specializing in excavations are on site as well. They're trying to dig bones out of concrete and they don't know where this fucking baby is is the other problem. Right.

But we're going to dig bones out of concrete. That's hard to do. That's intense, yeah. So July 7, 2010, a police, chief says that Bruno is indicted and as the mastermind behind the kidnapping. Why else would these people do it? Right. They have no beef with her.

Oh, pasta's got no beef here. You know what I'm saying? So a delegate from the Rio homicide division said that Bruno was indicted as the mastermind. And his ex-girlfriend has been missing since the beginning of June. He also said the minor who gave testimony and the athlete's friend, Louise, Henrique Ferreira Romayo, known as Macareo or spaghetti, were the perpetrators of the kidnapping. Bruno and Macaerio had the request for temporary arrest ordered on the morning of Wednesday, the 7th, and they are on the run.

So they haven't found them yet. They've just put an arrest warrant out for it. Where do we think they might be? That's the thing. And if guys who are from the favela, they can really wade into there. anywhere. And it'd be hard to find them. You know, they know a lot of people. And he's got money, too. So it's like he's got every resource there is. Put on some dirty clothes and a sombrero lean against a building. That's it. Make a shadow. You've disappeared. Make a shadow that someone could paint.

And then we're on to it. So the delegate said that 15 teams from Rio are on the streets looking for the two of them. In the afternoon, the police were at the home of the now ex-wife, Diane. Now they're saying ex-wife. She was his wife two days ago to see if Bruno was there. They also look for a car that he owns. They said that they

from Tuesday night until early Wednesday afternoon the police department received 15 calls about the possible location of Bruno. They said also according to the police here, from June

26th until Wednesday, 30 calls were received about Eliza's disappearance. They said in the same period, in Minas Gerais, they received 120 complaints about the disappearance of Eliza Zamudio, according to the press office here. 181 is a service of the state secretary. 181 is the call, like 911. Okay.

On this total number of complaints, 30 reportedly left Rio de Janeiro. Okay. One of the goalkeeper's lawyers, though, because Bruno has lawyers, stated that he will file a habeas corpus petition. He was at the Rio courthouse to pick up a copy of the request for the athletes' temporary arrest. This guy, the lawyer, reported that he does not know where Bruno is. He said, I will file a habeas corpus because in my understanding, there's no basis for arrest. soon as I can contact Bruno, it will be clear that he will report to the police, meaning he'll turn himself in no problem.

No problem. No problem here. Trust him. Yeah, trust him. He's going to be like, O.J. Yeah, no, we'll be there at 11 a.m. Where is he? He's on the fucking freeway with Al Cowlings.

Oh, shit. So regarding the minor's testimony, which would have complicated the situation of the goalkeeper and his friend, they said that he will still decide whether to request an annulment of the testimony. So you can get it tossed out, basically. The kid's testimony is tossed out. There's no evidence so far. You're going to do.

Yeah. So they said that the 17-year-old who was apprehended at his house gave the statement for more than seven hours. So they arrested him, pulled him in, and interrogated a 17-year-old, and he told them all of this. Seven hours. Seven hours. The interrogation could help police unravel the entire mystery surrounding the disappearance. Mm-hmm. Now, he was found at the player's home on Tuesday afternoon following a complaint.

Bruno was at home and opened the door for the police. According to the police, the minor's testimony was considered enlightening, despite the fact that he contradicted himself several times. But during the interrogation, he confirmed that Eliza's debt. According to police, the teenager lied at times. During interrogation, according to the police, he said that he helped Spaghetti take Eliza and the baby from Rio to the goalkeeper's front. farm there as well. And then other times he said he didn't really help. So he went back on his level of involvement. He pulled back a whole lot on, which is pretty common for people who are in that situation. Okay. Now, after the disappearance of Eliza, Eliza's mother asked the court for

custody of the son, of Eliza's son, which was granted. Okay. Eliza's father pleaded in for custody of his grandson and recognition of paternity by Bruno, which I would say, this is sad, but if you want recognition of paternity, I would say murdering her is the biggest recognition of paternity you're ever going to find. Generally, especially in these situations, it's, uh, why the fuck else? If it wasn't his, he would have just been like, here's your blood test, bitch, go, go fuck with that guy. Go bother him for money. But nope, he said, uh, I'm going to kill her, which means that's baby.

Custody was then revoked from the maternal grandfather because it was discovered, one of her fathers here, who was discovered that he had raped a 10-year-old girl some years ago. Nice. And it was also discovered that he allowed men to abuse his daughter during her childhood in exchange for money. So he put, he fucking turned his own daughter out. So this Eliza, when she turned to that shit, that, that's because that's what her father instilled in her from a young age.

age, which is when you do this to your kids, that's the life you're giving them. Yeah. To be abused, to be fucking prostitutes, to be porn stars and not good conditions, not like, you know, this is crazy. So that's fucking awful. And they get custody of that man or that baby to that man. To them. What do you think he's going to do? So then that same day, Eliza's father faces rape charges in Paranea, according to the law.

He's accused of abusing the 10-year-old girl. His lawyer says he will appeal and the case has not been concluded. Jesus Christ. But he is sentenced to serve. You, sir, may fuck off. Eight years in prison, you fucking scumbag. Pretty good. For the crime of rape against a 10-year-old girl.

Jesus Christ. He appealed the sentence twice and the last appeal was unanimously rejected by the judges of the fifth criminal court of the court of Johnson. of Paranaia. I think that's how you say that. He responds to the case in freedom and can appeal again. So he's out of jail on appeal. This is a child rapist. Yeah. And they said, well, I mean, while you're appealing, you can just go out there where, you know, there's no kids or anything. Think about that. You're not, I mean, if you're not convicted because there's an appeal, but he was convicted, right? He's convicted and sentenced. And then you're

start the appeal process. You can't let them out. They've been sentenced. A lot of, it's, that's fucking crazy, man. So, wow. Jesus. A lot of governments love to do that shit. That's fucked up. That's crazy. And then he, he was hospitalized then, Eliza's father.

After falling ill while following the latest information about the case of his daughter's disappearance, he received medical attention and remains under the influence of tranquilizers. Nice. according to the lawyer here, Eliza's father had already fallen ill on Monday.

They said he left the hospital under the influence of tranquilizers and is experiencing a lot of chest pain. He is dying every day. Good. Great. He can do that in prison. That's where he can die. Before he's dead, let's go ahead and put him behind fucking bars so he can die miserably.

Child rape this asshole. Yeah. Fucking jackass. So they said, Following the conclusion of the police investigation, charges against him were from 2004. The case remains under judicial secrecy because the victim is a minor. That's good. They said that in the judgment record dated April 29th of this year, the second appeal was analyzed and dismissed by Judge Loro, Augusto Fabricio de Mello.

In the text, he assures that the criminal materiality is fully proven by the police report. The judge also cited the carnal conjunction examination report, I think that's a rape kit, in which was confirmed that the authorship is certain falling on the defendant who is the victim's father. So it's his own kid that he did this too. Not just a 10-year-old. It's a daughter? His 10-year-old. Golly.

That is disgusting. According to Mello's account in the cases of sexual crimes, the victim's word, when in harmony with other investigative elements, is conclusive proof of the existence of the crime. Jesus. So in the process, this asshole, Luis Carlos is Eliza's dad, explains that the victim is his daughter with his wife's sister at the time of rape. His daughter with his wife's, oh my God. So he fucked his wife's sister and knocked her up. and then raped his niece, who's also his daughter. Then raped his daughter, niece.

That's terrible. This is, I, Jesus Christ. I have to shake my head. I have like a kaleidoscope my eyes are doing right now. This is crazy. It's just any woman in his orbit is not safe. And not even woman. Just anybody with female parts.

Yeah. He funned his wife's sister and impregnated her. Yeah. Wow. He said he separated from his wife in 95 and that the extramarital relationship, which gave rise to the girl, quote, daughter niece. It's in the court documents as daughter niece. Eish. Was discovered by his ex-wife the following year.

How do you think she took that? That he's banging her sister. The girl's testimony was accompanied by psychologists. She would need therapy just because she's got a father-uncle. Never mind getting raped also. Just the existence of Uncle Dad. Yeah. You need a lot of therapy.

Like, you need help. It's fucked up. Yeah. She further reported that the sexual abuse was committed after her father-uncle provided alcoholic beverages. Jesus, it gets worse. Had to get a child drunk. Oh, my God, this is even worse.

Mixed with juice or soda to her and her half-brother slash cousin as well. I don't know if you've had any sexual contact with the boy or not. It doesn't seem like it. Wow. So Luis Carlos, Eliza's dad's lawyer, confirmed the case but said he could not comment on the case because it was under judicial secrecy. He said he'll appeal the conviction. They say, we cannot say that he is guilty. The case has not become final, and that is why he is innocent.

Wow. I mean, we just got out. That's why he's innocent. We got to unpack this whole thing. Like this poor woman. This poor fucking lady's life sucks. Eliza had just a fucking, what a, imagine that's your life. Your whole life.

I mean, that's how you get into that profession is because you've got nothing happening generally. Horribly abused and not even held. Jenna Jameson yanked her own braces off her teeth with pliers because they made her look young. And that's how she got into stripping, which eventually got her into porn. It's, you got to have, it's, you have a lack of. ability to succeed in anything that you'd that you deem as able. And then you get, and you have, I mean, the beginning, though, is just shit people around you that refuse to support you the right way.

Yeah. And I don't even know if it's like that so much for, like, there was a while there in the 90s and 2000s where porn was kind of mainstream. Yeah, I think Jenna did that. She did do it. She was a big part of that. Well, I think the Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee tape actually is what did it. That certainly did it.

But she was never in porn until that. Yes, and that's right around that same time. And it blew her up, too. And I think people started looking for it. And it became, like, mainstream and boogie nights and all that shit. Celebrity sex tapes did it. You're right. Yeah.

And then it became like it wasn't that bad because it's like these famous people are putting their sex tapes are out there. So what's the difference if it's some person over here? And there was a lot of these ladies, I remember because I used to listen to Love Line back in the day that I'd have a porn star on once in a while. And they were signed to these deals where they did like six movies per year And they made like 200 grand a year to do six movies And that's not that bad of a gig, you know what I mean? Pretty decent, yeah.

That's pretty decent and stuff like that. So they kind of had a lot more control over it And they weren't just like being sucked in and abused and shit out the sides like they are. I think that's how it is now because it's all, I don't know what money is in it now. Yeah, well, and then that six picture deal at 200 grand, that that'll take care of this year. But then what? You know what I mean? And that's what they did too,

was that they'd get these girls into these contracts, guys too, but mostly the girls where they would get them into these contracts where it was just enough money to make them feel like

they were making some money, but then they got to keep working. It's like, it's the old dope dealer thing. All these girls would also do, they only had six films a year or whatever, so they would go every weekend to strip clubs

where they would be like special headliners and they'd go make fucking 10 grand in a weekend. That feature dancing was legit. Yeah, they'd go make 10 grand in a weekend then. So they're making tons of money these ladies back in the day. Or they go cast their junk and sell that at fascinations or whatever. It was all one big, you could be like.

That was Jenna's model. Jenna did that with Club Jenna. She would sell shit she would make and then it would just be traffic to her website. She would make money that way. But then she would sell the toys. And that was huge money. That was huge. It was just, you know, you could be a,

a legitimate business woman who's making, well, I'm going to do this for five years, make all this money, and then be the fuck out of this. And you could actually pull that off back in the day. Yeah. Now, I don't know. They don't sell porn.

So who the hell knows? That woman was making money hand over fist. She had a club Jenna ice sculpture. Yeah. I know a bunch of people that know her brother. Her brother is out there. Yeah, she's a brother that's out there. Is he still in Phoenix?

He was, I don't know about now. I mean, she's long time. 25 years ago, 20 years. When she was. was there, he was there. Yeah. Yeah. So.

Her house was magical, though. It was just beautiful. My friend was the carpet cleaner for her. Yeah. Isn't that wild? He actually cleaned the carpets. I was actually for a second, I was thinking like, what's Jimmy doing? He's not normally like a name dropper, like I'm a, you know, is hanging out.

So I'm like, what's going on here? So that's why I had to ask. I had to see if you were going to be like, oh, well, you know, I met her or whatever. And you're like, my friend is a carpet cleaner for, which is the great. That's the Jimmy I know. He was my roommate. And he was like, I'm going to jettist. I thought you lost your fucking mind for a minute.

It's a big party. Do you want to go? Yes. I fucking want to see what the big party is. It's not what you'd think, really. It's just a bunch of people doing coke and drinking booze. Yeah. There's like finger foods around.

You can't have your pussy out. It just doesn't work. You can't have something. You can lose a cheese puff in there. That's not going to happen. Can't have a weird man with a motorcycle mustache's balls out around the tree. No, we don't need any of that shit. That would be weird as fuck.

Yeah, everybody looks weird and it's just a weird environment. Yeah, the porn industry is sleazy. It just is. Yeah, and you don't want to see a porn star offset. It's not. I don't know. If you're attracted to that person at all, you're not going to be attracted to them off. Probably not.

It's very weird to see them in tight jeans. Oh, man. Yeah, yeah, with big giant bulge popping. Big bulge and just giant thighs. It's just a big forearm, too, from leaning on them from fucking. They're all doing, like, constant, like. Over-tweezed eyebrows. It's incredibly tan because they just got out of a tanning salon.

Yeah. Yeah. It was a bizarre time. It is a bizarre time. But yeah, this is, this is different. This is what abused, this is the story of an abused woman who was pimped out by her father, who then was pretty and wanted to be a model but couldn't make ends meet and then said, well, I know something that makes money because my father introduced, like, she probably wouldn't

have done that. She probably went and got a job somewhere or something. Sure. But she, her father, her fucking primed her for this. This is disgusting. The man's banging everybody. He's a monster. And not even like to a point of just to satisfy some gross sexual urge to a point of making children.

Making children. It's so wild. And then having your father, your fucking daughter niece. Yeah. That's so crazy. That's fucking crazy. So the investigation continues. Eliza's been missing since early June.

and every day there's new shit in the papers about it, new shit in the media all about it. And they say that, you know, they have a statement saying that she's dead and all this type of ship, but they still haven't found Bruno yet. July 9, 2010, police say they arrest three more suspects in the case. Oh. All three were found together in the city of Igarape. The word rape is in there.

It's Iga rape. Rope. They went to a place called Rope. They went to IGA rape. IGA rape. Like the grocery store of rape. In Minas Gerais. Gereas.

The police believed the two of them had contact with Eliza's baby. All right. The people, three people suspected of involvement in the disappearance of Eliza were arrested, according to preliminary information released by the civil police of Minas Garayas. The suspect, Flavio Caitano di Royo and Wemerson Marquez and Ellinson Vitor de Silva were all found together in this area. All three had been issued arrest warrants by judicial authorities on Wednesday. According to the investigation, Silva, Ellenis, what is this? Ellen Ilson,

Anillison, Vitor de Silva, is the administrator of Bruno's ranch in Esmeraldus where she was allegedly brought. The police believed

that Silva and the other one had contact with the baby. So you think they were the ones that took the baby. This baby's tiny, right? Yeah, less than a year old. Yeah. Less than he was born in February

and this is July is when this or June is when this was going on. So brand new. The defense is attorney who represents the three suspects. Wonder who's paying for that. Yeah. Said that he advised his clients not to surrender to the police.

No? You know surrender. He said no surrender. No giving in. Fuck that. We go hard. We go strong. We never give up.

No quarter to the prosecutor. Unless you're wounded in a shootout, you go down with the ship. We do not surrender. Wow. That's fucking insane. Okay. So they say the goalkeeper Bruno, his friend macaroni there, and former police, Marcos Apricido, Aparicido DeSantos, aka Ebola, will spend the night at a prison, oh, when they catch them. They said, we have a temporary arrest warrant, which allows us to keep them in prison for 30 days and can be extended for another 30 days. So there you can arrest someone and then make a case against them for 30 days. And then you have to either present it or let them go, I feel like.

You only have a month to do it, though. Or two months. So it's like speedy trial here. We have the same thing. But then you can file for something that extends it when both sides need more time and then it's all agreed on it. Fine. But that's just like you can fuck somebody's life up for a month without charging them? I knew they have arrest warrant.

They have charges on them. just while it's substantiated and while the pre-trial pre-stuff goes on to see if they have enough to proceed, I think. It's the same thing here. Like if you're indicted and arrested and you sit here, you're being held and then you could be on bail or not. And if not, there's just, if you say, I want a speedy trial, they've got to get moving on that.

So, yeah. Now, finally, the baby was found. Oh, thank God. The baby was delivered to the mother. Hopefully we'll keep that away from Eliza's mother, hopefully keeping it away from the other mother, or the father, I mean here. The child has been with Eliza's father

since he was found with an unknown woman. They had given the kid to the father, then took the baby away from the father because the father's a rapist. Right. And then now they give an unknown woman. Yeah, now they give the baby to the mother. Okay, the baby's grandmother, we should say. That's, it's insane that he was granted.

Crazy. Temporary custody and he's a fucking rapist. So, according to a social worker, after being delivered to his grandmother, Eliza's baby was seen by a doctor because of respiratory problems. The baby was treated and seems fine now. Maybe it's the abortion drugs he was, the homemade abortion drugs that were pumped into the mother system. Sonia said she was very happy after picking up her grandson. Sony and the baby should travel to Matagrosso.

this Friday. The attorney who represents Eliza's father told the media that Luis Carlos Samudio was very upset at the ruling that he can't have the baby. I promise I won't rape this one. It's a boy.

What am I going to do to it? Come on. I have no interest. He was taken and had breathing issues. What did you get into Pop Pop Chloriform or something? What happened? This is fucking ridiculous. They said next week we will file an appeal in hopes of reversing the new ruling

and retaining custody of the child. We will argue that the accusation of rape that hangs over my client is false. It's not, though, right? He has a bit... No, it's not. This is crazy. It doesn't seem like it, allegedly.

I don't fucking know anymore. I don't know. It feels like it's been adjudicated, though, hasn't it? Yeah, he got sentenced. It's crazy. They said the rape accusation, according to the other side,

the legal side here, the rape accusation was decisive. for authorities to grant custody of Eliza's baby to this man's ex-wife. Right. Which I don't trust who else she might bring into the house, though. That's the thing. Yeah. If she found him, not that she's a bad person, but if she found him, that means that

she got fucked up somewhere along the line to think that subconsciously or not that a child rapist was okay. So who knows who the fuck, her judgment is obviously flawed. Or he's really good. Or he's really smooth, which doesn't really see. seem like it. But they assured that the baby's fine and good health and was about to be vaccinated. So that's good. That's good there. Now, here's where it gets interesting. And we're going to end it off here and we're going to pick it up next week. July 19, 2010, Bruno's wife claims to have seen Eliza alive on June 10th. Oh, she's seen a lot.

Yeah, she is pretty deep into this. The prosecutor in the case surrounding the disappearance of Eliza here said that Diane, or Diane, wife of Bruno, said in a police statement made last week that she had seen Eliza alive at the goalkeeper's ranch on June 10th. The information may change the course of investigations as police had believed that she was killed on June 9th, according to the cousin. But she saw her on the 10th. She saw her in the 10th. This also might be, we've seen this countless times, even when a very rich person, famous athlete, beats the living shit out of his wife. She'll come out later and say, no, no, no, no, I wasn't that. It's a total misunderstanding because we still want to make a living.

You know, being beaten up and poor isn't going to help me any, basically, at that point. So let him make money that I can at least have some of them. Recovering from this goose egg with no money is less fun. That's a lot less fun. So they say both Bruno's cousin and the youth arrested in Rio mentioned that the day of the murder during their respective police statement. So two different people had said the ninth is when she was killed. And she says, I saw her on the 10th. Now, Diane is still sitting in prison.

She's suspected of involvement in the disappearance, which she denies. So this is also self-serving as well. So she's trying to say Eliza's not dead. Eliza had a relationship with Bruno and has made no contact with family or friends, and they obviously think she's dead. According to the prosecutor, Diane says that she saw Eliza on June 9th, then one last time on June 10th, and she said she did not notice any wounds on Eliza's head whatsoever. What did she say? During the interrogation, Diane also revealed that Bruno had asked her to take care of Eliza's five-month-old son.

the goalkeeper had claimed he needed to travel that the child's mother had gone on a shopping trip. Diane said she knew the baby was a lies as a new. She wasn't buying that bullshit. She's not stupid. She's like, I knew who it was. But she said she started to take care of the baby boy on June 10th anyway. In her original statement,

she said that her first contact with the child didn't occur until June 20th. The prosecutor believes Diane decided to change her testimony after speaking with her mother and brother, and she says she no longer sees any point in protecting Bruno. Okay, and we will end it here with July 2010. After all of this, Flamengo finally suspends him. Oh, it's about time. Jesus, just being in the middle of this, you would be suspended.

If you were in the NFL and you're... At least to just not come to practice for a while. Oh, God, at least calm down, at least with pay or something. He's been suspended and has suspended his contract as a result of the murder investigation, and the club's lawyer would no longer act in his defense. So he was getting legal help from the club. Their lawyer was defending him, and they were paying him. Now they suspend his contract, which means he's not getting paid. And now he's got to pay for his own lawyer, which is rough.

With Bruno, Flamingo had won the following club titles, the Copeland. Do Brazil, 2006. Campionado Cariocha, 2007, 8, 9. Taka, guana barra, which sounds like a kind of taco, a guanabara taco. From real southern Mexico. I heard those are good. Right below the Wahakin food, you get the Guanabara. Guantabara?

That sounds like bat droppings. Bat shit tacos. They're so good. They're bat shit, these tacos. They're crazy. Also the Takarillo in 2009 and the Campionado Brasilio, Brasilio, Brasilerio Series A in 2009. Yeah.

So there we go. Let's leave it off with that. Wow. I think that's a crazy part one, and we will finish off next week with part two. He's suspended indeed. He's definitely suspended and rightfully fucking so because he is a massive pile of shit, obviously. And yeah, that is Bruno Fernandez de Sousa so far. And right away, we've gotten way more information.

than we had just in the last episode alone by far. We didn't know shit about him. We didn't know about the rapist dad. We didn't know about any of that stuff. So this is pretty, we know too much now. So gross. And we're going to find out way grosser shit than that. But he was convicted and they still gave him custody.

That's fascinating. That is insane. I don't think that's happened here, right? I'm sure. I'm sure it has. I think it's happened on small town murder as a matter of facts. I think it has. Convicted and gotten custody of a child after a sex. Pretty sure. Yeah. Yikes. So there you go, everybody. Definitely tune in next week for the conclusion of Bruno

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