Dan Snow's History Hit - The 'Elgin' Marbles
Episode Date: November 29, 2023The permanent home of the Parthenon Marbles, also known as the 'Elgin' Marbles, has been the subject of a heated, decades-long debate. That debate was reignited this week when Prime Minister Rishi Sun...ak cancelled a meeting with the Greek Prime Minister Kyriakos Mitsotakis who had planned to raise the issue of returning the marbles to Greece in it.Currently housed in the British Museum, Greece has been proactively campaigning for their return since the 1980s. But how did this controversy start, why did the marbles end up in London and why are they so important?In this episode, Dan finds answers and solutions from Nick Malkoutzis and Georgia Nakou, two Greek journalists and contributors to the Macropolis.gr who provide the deep history of the marbles and how the two countries might resolve this dispute.Discover the past with exclusive history documentaries and ad-free podcasts presented by world-renowned historians from History Hit. Watch them on your smart TV or on the go with your mobile device. Get 50% off your first 3 months with code DANSNOW sign up now for your 14-day free trial We'd love to hear from you! You can email the podcast at ds.hh@historyhit.com.
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Hello everyone, welcome to this emergency episode of Dan Snow's History Hit.
Lord Byron, the poet, once wrote,
Dull is the eye that will not weep to see,
By walls defaced, thy mouldering shrines removed,
By British hands, which had best behoved
To guard those relics ne'er to be restored.
Cursed be the hour from when their isle they roved,
and once again thy hapless bosom gored, and snatched thy shrinking gods to northern climes
abhorred. He was talking about the removal of the so-called Elgin Marbles, the frieze,
the carved figures that run right along the outside of the Parthenon
on the Acropolis in Greece. They were removed by order of the British ambassador to Constantinople,
the British ambassador to the Ottoman court, Lord Elgin, right at the beginning of the 19th century.
Greece, like much of Southeast Europe, was
incorporated into the Ottoman Empire, and so they were the relevant legal authority at the time,
and Lord Elgin always claimed and had evidence to show that he had permission to take away the
marbles, the Parthenon frieze. However, the Turkish copy of that contract has been lost,
However, the Turkish copy of that contract has been lost, and it does remain a disputed fact.
In 2022, the Greek culture minister accused Elgin of a blatant act of serial theft.
The Elgin marbles went through quite a lot. First of all, they removed and craned down from the Parthenon. They were transported to ships. One of those ships then sank. The marbles were recovered
in a subsea recovery operation, and then the British government bought them from Lord Elgin
in 1816 for display in the British Museum. When Greece became independent in 1835,
thanks in part to a crushing British and French naval victory over the Turks, the new Greek
government asked the UK to return the marbles. And they've gone
on repeating that request for decades, joined now by the World Heritage Organization, UNESCO.
This week, we had one of those regular yet somehow always unexpected moments where a historical story
blasted into the headlines. It wasn't Napoleon anymore. No, that's yesterday's news. It's now the Parthenon
freeze. The British Prime Minister was embroiled in a row with Athens after cancelling a meeting
between Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and the Greek Prime Minister. The British claimed that they'd
been assured that the Greeks were not going to raise the topic of the Parthenon freeze. The
Greeks say they felt at liberty to do so, and the British cancelled the
meeting. On Sunday, the Greek leader told the BBC that having some of the treasures in London
and others in Athens was like cutting the Mona Lisa in half. The marbles have been controversial
from the moment they were removed by Elgin and brought to Britain. So why did he do it?
Did he really have permission? And what are they doing in the British Museum? And ultimately, should the British give them back? Another interesting question is, why is the
government weighing in? Who decides whether or not these treasures are sent back to Greece?
And of course, there's a wider point here. What should we do with the artistic and cultural
treasures that have ended up in British and Western museums, but were created by cultures
many, many miles away. Are things like the Parthenon frieze a legacy to all mankind,
suitable to be housed in any museum anywhere, or should they maintain their particular connection
with a place? In the case of the Parthenon frieze, they were sculpted in the 5th century BC.
The invading Persians after the Battle of Thermopylae had completely destroyed all the religious buildings
on top of the Acropolis, and Athens, after their glorious victories over the Persians,
rebuilt, re-rendered the temples of the Acropolis in beautiful marble, a sparkling religious site
of many temples on its lofty, lofty plateau above Athens.
They were created at the height of the Athenian Empire, which was a place
bursting with self-confidence, with energy, with wealth, with imperial swagger. And perhaps not
uncoincidentally, they were transferred to London at a time when London was hitting the heights of
its imperial journey.
For Londoners and Brits in general, I think it was exhilarating to compare themselves with the
ancient glories of Greece. Now, to help me understand what on earth is going on here and
talk me through what the Greek government has proactively been doing to recover these treasures
since at least the 1980s, I'm joined by Nick Malkoutsis and Georgia Narku.
They're two journalists that love us a Greek history,
and they're both contributors to Macropolis.gr.
It's an English language website for everything Greek.
Politics, history, culture, the works.
Here, as ever, is Dan Snow's history with all the context you need to navigate your way through the historical culture war du jour.
And there'll be plenty more where this came from, folks, so stick with us.
Enjoy.
T-minus 10.
Atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima.
God save the king.
No black-white unity till there is first and black unity.
Never to go to war with one another again.
And liftoff, and the shuttle has cleared the tower.
Nick and Georgia, thank you very much for coming on the podcast.
Georgia, let's come to you for the deep dive into the history here.
Fifth century BC, Athens, the Enlightenment,
the great flowering of cultural, architectural, literary,
dramatic excellence in Athens at the time.
Why was the Parthenon built? Yes, as you say, Parthenon is a monument that belongs to the
5th century BC. It was built in the latter part of the 5th century, which is commonly referred to
as the Golden Age of Athens. And it's the period where democracy came into its own as a system of government.
Athens was rich and powerful.
It saw the fluorescence of Greek drama, great period for the visual arts and so on.
The Parthenon is part of the Acropolis complex.
And the Acropolis are on top of a hill that overlooks Athens.
Acropolis are on top of a hill that overlooks Athens.
And the Athens of the 5th century was around the foothills of the Acropolis.
The Parthenon itself is a temple to Athena, and Athena was the patron goddess of Athens.
But to put it into sort of the more proximate historical context,
Athens and many of the other Greek city-states had spent the first half of the 5th century battling the Persians, what is known as the Persian Wars. In around 480 BC,
the Persians had actually come into Athens. Athens had been evacuated and they razed it to the ground
twice in 480-479 BC. They burnt what was then at that time, the old temple of
Athena. Nothing was left. And this was a great blow to Athens. Once Athens recovered from that,
and the Persians were sort of sent back from whence they came, Athens set about rebuilding
the monuments and the Acropolis. And so apart from
being sort of a religious monument and what we see now as a temple to democracy, it was very much
a monument to Athenian might. I would compare it in present day terms to the Freedom Tower in New
York after 9-11 to bounce back from that blow and show the world that
Athens was very much back and bigger and better than ever. Pericles, who was the powerful man at
the time, started this building program, which consisted of several buildings on the Acropolis
and included the Parthenon. It also, in addition to being a temple, housed the treasury of the Delian League,
which was the big coalition of the willing that Athens put together to fight the Persians.
So in addition to being a temple and a monument to Athenian might,
it was very much to become the seeds of the Athenian Empire.
So you could also look at it as a sort of proto-NATO
headquarters. Very much sort of Athens is here, Athens is back, Athens is strong.
Maybe a little bit like St. Paul's Cathedral at the end of a troubled 17th century for the English.
What about the frieze itself? What's it depict? What can you go and see if you go to the British
Museum? Now, first of all, what is a frieze? What bits of the Parthenon have we got here in the UK? The British Museum currently has just over half of the decorative elements of the Parthenon.
So the Parthenon is sort of an oblong building with columns, a colonnade surrounding it.
And the bits that were the sort of the most interesting sculptural elements were the frieze, the metopes, which are
sort of sculpted panels that also go around the top of the columns, and then the pedimental
sculptures. And these are the sculptures that were sort of in the gable end of the temple.
And they show a series of mythological scenes which show the foundation myth of Athens,
starting in sort of deep myth and progressing to, for example, the pedimental sculptures show a series of mythological battles
between different groups of mythical creatures, the centaurs and the lapiths and so on.
creatures, the centaurs and the lapiths and so on, they're all allusions to the history,
the deep history of Athens and their allegories for the Persian Wars and Athens is sort of leading the Greek world in a victory against the Persians. Thank you for that. You're slightly triggering.
I've got traumatic memories of my dad dragging me and my sister around and having long lectures
about the various metopes and various things like that. But you did it much better than he did, so thank you.
We would die of old age if we attempted to chart the course of Athenian history
from Pericles onwards to say it was war, it was conquest, it was success, it was failure.
Can we come up to the point at which the Brits managed to get their hands on it?
We're coming right up to the 19th century.
Greece is and has for a long time been under Turkish rule. And what happens? Just sort of quick fast forward,
as you say, after the decline of the classical world and after the Romans took over the Byzantine
rule and so on, the importance of Athens as a centre declined. By the time you get to the 19th century, it really was sort of,
as they described it at the time, as a village of a few thousand souls
around the base of the Acropolis.
The Acropolis itself being quite prominent had been used at times
as a defensive structure and it had fallen into disrepair
and it had also suffered a few sort
of episodes of destruction, including being shelled by the Venetians, which really took
big chunks out of it and killed several hundred people at the time. So it was sort of a shadow
of its former self, bits of broken stattery lying around. And also it had been sort of looted by the Venetians as well. So
there were bits missing. Bits were being used to build other structures around it. There was a mosque
on the hill during the Ottoman era in the middle of the classical ruins. And into this sort of
steps Lord Elgin. So Lord Elgin, his name was Thomas Bruce, and his title was the
7th Earl of Elgin. And he lobbied the crown to become an ambassador to the Ottoman Empire.
And he succeeded, and he was appointed, I'm going to read this out, ambassador extraordinary and
most of plenipotentiary of his Britannic majesty to the sublime port of Selim III, the Sultan of Turkey.
So Elgin was a bit of a fan of classical Greece,
which was not quite as widespread at the turn of the sort of 18th
and 19th centuries it became afterwards.
He was a bit of a dilettante, a bit of a collector of ancient bits of stone,
and he was very much looking forward to going to Greece for that reason. Before setting off,
he approached politicians at the time and said, would you be interested if I was to take some
artists with me and record these monuments to improve the tastes back home? And they very much
said, no, sorry, we're not interested. But he persevered. He got there
and he set about doing a bit more than just recording the monuments. Now, there's a lot
of debate as to what his motives were. He certainly obviously wasn't acting on behalf
of the Crown or the British government. He was very much freelancing. Did he intend to bring the
pieces back to give to the nation? It's not clear. And many people point to the fact that he was in the process of building his country pile in Scotland at the time. So there's some insinuation that he actually just meant to take the stuff back to scatter around the grounds of Broomhall House.
house. So he got a form of consent to do this. And when we get to it, there's a lot of the debate around the legality of his actions centers around what exactly the Ottomans gave him permission to
do and what he actually did, and whether the permission was strong enough to allow him to take it out of the country. He ended up taking 200 crates
full of the nicest bits of the decorative elements of the Parthenon and shipping them to Britain over
a course of several years. Just to give you an idea of the magnitude of this hall, he took about 275 feet of frieze,
and that's longer than the width of a football pitch.
Fifteen of the metopes and 17 of the pedimental sculptures,
plus bits of other parts of the Acropolis,
including the caryatid, one of the female maidens,
holding up the roof of the Erechtheion Temple,
which is another sort of iconic piece of
5th century Greek sculpture. He got this to the UK at his own expense, paying £75,000 at the time,
which is several million pounds in today's money. In the course of getting home, His wife had an affair. They had a very sort of tabloid style divorce.
And Elgin was virtually bankrupted from the combined expense of bringing the sculptures
back with him and his costly divorce. So he was more keen than ever to try and sell the artifacts.
He made a first attempt to sell them to the British state that fell flat. This was
around sort of 1801. He kept battling on at it. And eventually, the British Parliament approved
the purchase of the sculptures for about half of what he paid to ship them back, and then gave them
to the British Museum.
Not everyone was enthusiastic about it.
Lord Byron was very vocal against it, and so were other travellers who'd been to Greece. But public opinion was fairly split on the matter,
and there had to be a parliamentary inquiry to approve the purchase.
It wasn't until the sculptures went on display in the British Museum
that they actually became wildly popular, even amongst Byron's contemporaries.
And arguably sort of helped raise awareness around the cause of the Greek Revolution, which started in 1821.
So that's how they came to be from Athens to London.
Well, thanks, Georgia. That was a tour de force.
from Athens to London.
Well, thanks, Georgia.
That was a tour de force.
Nick, we've just heard about the Greek revolutions,
of the upsurge of nationalism,
which had a huge impact in Greece and its independence,
but far beyond Greece as well.
When did the Parthenon marbles become an issue,
do you think, with the Greek people?
Well, the first official request from the fledgling Greek state was made in 1842,
the first request for the marbles to
return to Greece. And for a long time after that, the issue kind of went on the back burner.
Obviously, the Greek state had just been founded and you did a podcast not too long ago on the
Greek War of Independence starting in 1821. It took a while for the war to play out and then for the new
state to get founded. And obviously, a new state has all kinds of issues to sort out.
But the campaign as we know it today, and perhaps your listeners have seen videos online or posters
on the tube or wherever it may be about international campaign to bring them home,
bring them back, that really started in 1982.
What kicked it off? There were a number of factors. Firstly, at that point, the Parthenon
was really suffering, not just from the ravages of time, but also the ravages of pollution in
Athens. Obviously, at that time, Athens was very well known for its cloud of pollution,
the nephos, as it was called in Greek, that hung over the city,
and it was really eating away at the sculptures that remained.
So at that point, this effort began to preserve and protect the Parthenon,
the Acropolis in general.
And this coincided with a political change in Greece.
A new socialist government had just come to power in 1981.
The PASOK party won the elections. And this came after a very troubled period in Greek history where we had a seven-year
military dictatorship in the late 60s and mid-70s. And this government wanted to represent a newer,
freer, more progressive Greece, but obviously wanted to
kind of make this reconnection with the ancient world, which is always a dynamic going on in
Greece, in modern Greece, this kind of connection with the past, especially the ancient past. And
as we just mentioned, was so instrumental in the support of the international community for the
Greek war of independence. But we also had Greece in 1981 joining what was then the European Economic Community,
the EC, today the EU.
And it was very much about Greece trying to establish its place in the world,
in the Western world.
And this idea of bringing the marbles back was really part of this effort to show a new face,
to show Greece that had a very bright and illustrious history, but one which had a relevant
present and promising future as well.
And that's when it all started.
And the woman who launched that campaign was Melina Merkouri.
She was a culture minister.
She had been an actress, and perhaps some of your
listeners might know her from what was then a very emblematic film, Never on Sunday. People
may know the tune to that. She acted in that, became an international celebrity, which for
Greece at that time, in the late 50s, early 60s, really didn't have a lot of international
celebrities. So she was a nationwide figure, popular with Greeks at home,
popular with Greeks abroad, but also known to an international audience. And in 82, she went to
a UNESCO conference in Mexico and said, look, we're beginning this campaign to get them back.
And as she put it, for the marbles to come back under the blue sky of Attica, Attica being the sort of greater Athens region.
And she talked about them returning to their natural space and being reunited as part of
a unique whole.
And this was really the basis of the campaign was, and it's still relevant today, was that
yes, artifacts have been taken for many countries, but we're not talking about a vase that's been taken or a statue.
This is a unique sculpture which is broken down into pieces and part of it is in the UK and part of it is here and we want to reunite it.
It's not about just bringing something back home. We want to reunite this work of art, essentially.
And you asked earlier about what bits are here,
what bits are in the UK. You can sum it up by saying the head of Athena is here in the Acropolis
Museum and her torso is in the British Museum. And this was very much at the centre of the campaign,
let's reunite this. And that was the start of a campaign that's been going on for a number of
years since then and has gone through various ups and downs.
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What's the current situation? Has there been any movement? I mean, whose decision is it? And what's the mood music been? Is there any smoke coming out of the Vatican
chimney? Well, the progress has been limited. Obviously, the marbles are still in the UK.
I think there have been various small gains along the way. There was a time when the world would
have spoken of the Elgin marbles. Today, it's
more likely that we speak of the Parthenon marbles, and that's a result of this campaign of awareness.
When Melina Mercuri began this effort to get the marbles back in 82, it also marked the start
of these international committees for the marbles return being formed around the world,
including in the UK. And they are really the ones that drive it outside of a sort of government to government
discussion. The Greek government at various times has made the argument and it's been pushed back.
Initially, the argument was that they're better looked after in the British Museum. Athens is a dirty, polluted
city. They're just going to be damaged in the dirty environment there. Then there was the argument
that, well, you don't really have a proper museum because at the time, until 2009, Greece didn't have
a large, dedicated Acropolis Museum. There was, I wouldn't call it quite a porter cabin,
but there was this very small museum on the actual Acropolis rock.
So we had this push just before Athens hosted the Olympics in 2004
to get them back.
And that fell flat on its face when the then Greek prime minister,
Kostas Simitis, sidled up to the British prime minister, Tony Blair,
at the sidelines of a EU summit. And he didn't realize that the microphones were picking
up what they were talking about. And he said to Tony Blair, this was in 2003, you know, look,
we've got the Olympics coming up next year. But I also have elections, it would be really useful
for me to get the marbles back. And this caused a big
furor in Greece. It was a political scandal that we're trying to politicize this issue when it's
really a national issue, an issue of national importance. And of course, he didn't get anything
out of Tony Blair. But the interesting thing is that Greece has seen Labour leaders, if not
necessarily the prime minister in this case,
as more receptive to the idea of the conservative leaders of the marbles coming back. So Tony Blair's predecessors, Michael Foote and Neil Kinnock, both publicly came out more or less in favour of
returning the marbles. And more recently, Jeremy Corbyn gave an interview to Tanea newspaper and our colleague
Yanis Andetropoulos, who's their London correspondent, and said, yes, I'll give them
back if I become prime minister. But of course, it's not as simple as that. They are the property
of the British Museum, and it's up to the trustees of the museum to decide this. But even then,
as I understand it, it would need a change to the law in the UK, a law in the 1960s.
The 1963 British Museum Act, which is intended to preserve the collection for posterity.
So there is a political hurdle to overcome.
Even if the trustees decided they were keen on repatriating them, the law would have to change to allow them to do that.
That's interesting, Georgia. So he has suggested it is the trustees of the British Museum who have
the final say, but if it requires an act of parliament as well, then that's not entirely true.
Yes, and this is sort of convenient for both the government and the British Museum because it
avoids anyone having to make a tough decision
on this front. You know, it's very legalistic. And I think it's interesting that there was
a letter made the papers recently from a former UK ambassador to Athens who said that
really the UK should avoid or British authorities should avoid falling back on these arguments
because they're very transparent and they sort of don't make the UK look as if it's acting in good faith or the BM.
Do we know, has anyone done a sort of exciting politics style or England football style breakdown
of what all the different trustees think about the issue?
They don't publish their individual views.
There's a couple of sort of interesting developments just around this general
area. I mean, one is that there is a greater movement generally towards restitution of
cultural property. If you look beyond Athens and beyond Greece, there are obviously other countries
whose antiquities make up the British Museum's collection. And that is, you know, what is
promoted as the great strength of the British Museum, that it holds treasures from around the
world. The issue with that is that at the moment, you know, that's come to be seen as a bit of a
weakness, because it really exposes the colonial history of Britain, and aspects of the colonial history of Britain and aspects of the colonial history that are less of a cause
for pride, for instance, the slave trade. And just to give you a sort of an example that is
completely separate from the marbles, but quite relevant, there's a group of artifacts called the
Benin Bronzes that are scattered around the world, several in the BM, the Metropolitan Museum, and so on.
They were looted from the Kingdom of Benin, which is now modern day Nigeria.
They were looted as part of a sort of destruction of the kingdom to do with retaliation over the slave trade.
Because of those associations, there's been a pressure on the institutions that hold them to give them back.
Slightly more clear-cut case because of the circumstances of their taking, but several
institutions have voluntarily given them back, not for legalistic reasons, but simply because
it's not a good look anymore to show these things away from their context and to potentially sort of hide their context.
Because of the way that the argument for the reunification of the Parthenon marbles has been presented in the past,
it's exceptional, it's a one of a kind, it's not like any of these other things.
They have sort of isolated themselves from this movement.
have sort of isolated themselves from this movement, but it is sort of a sign of a turning tide that may eventually help to, you know, lead to their restitution.
Okay, folks, I'm going to ask you the big question. I hope you don't mind answering
in a personal capacity. Let's start with Georgia. What do you think? What's the answer? What's the
way out of this? I think the tide is turning on this,
but I think it's not going to be easy. I mean, any kind of resolution would have to involve a win-win, diplomatically negotiated solution.
The British Museum, it's unlikely to just return the sculptures to Athens,
because they have long argued that this would open the floodgates to all sorts of requests.
I would argue that, you know, slowly the floodgates to all sorts of requests. I would argue that,
you know, slowly the floodgates are being prized open, but this would be a big one.
I mean, it's an existential threat to the British Museum as it stands currently.
And someone really sort of radical would have to come in and reconceive the museum for the modern
era. The other thing I'd say is that the current British government
might have to change before any great moves take place. There was some pretty trenchant rhetoric
that greeted George Osborne's appointment to chair the board of trustees from groups of Tory
backbenchers who basically wrote an open letter calling him not to give in to the
so-called woke agenda, which would involve entering into negotiations over things like
the Parthenon marbles and even smaller scale restitutions. I don't have a very strong view
on what should happen because I think for the purposes of scientific study, they can be anywhere. I think the moral case is to return them to Greece. And I think there
are many ways in which you can go about plugging the gap. We have all sorts of technology at our
fingertips now. Microsoft just did an augmented reality reconstruction of the whole site at Olympia.
Not a very tasteful one, but that's a matter of taste, not a technological ability. So I think,
you know, more and more moving towards these technological solutions that will make it less
painful to part with things. And then there are also things like, you know, I think the Greek governments sort of turn more towards offering things
in exchange.
So permanent, not permanent, but sort of a rolling kind of sequence
of loans to museums.
So imagine something like the Tutankhamen exhibit,
but with Agamemnon's mask and the Mycenae treasures.
You know, there's all sorts of
things that can happen if museums can sort of work together that way, make things more interesting
for everyone, really. Okay, listen, I think that's well done, Georgia. That's going to be
my new opinion. Thank you very much for that. Have I nailed it? That's all sorted. Everyone go home.
Nick, what do you think?
Look, Dan, speaking as someone who loves the British Museum, and obviously I have a great deal of time for the Acropolis Museum, I want to see them both flourish. And I understand this is
a difficult issue in that respect. But also as someone born to Greek parents in the UK and
now living in Greece for many years, I've kind of grown a bit tired of this issue always seeming to dominate, at least on the surface, relations between the two countries.
When there's so much that's interesting and diverse and progressive and really fantastic about what's going on.
Obviously, this is a story that attracts a lot of media attention.
It's sexy.
People write about it and going on. Obviously, this is a story that attracts a lot of media attention. It's sexy, people write about it and so on, but it's not anything to do with the current relationship
between the two countries and the peoples within the two countries. So I would love to see it
resolved. And I would like to go to a quote by the British Museum director, Hartwig Fischer,
when he gave an interview to Tanea newspaper, a Greek daily newspaper I mentioned before, in 2019. And he essentially suggested that maybe we should
appreciate Lord Elgin's act and his argument. And I quote here, and I'll give my comment on the end,
you could, of course, be saddened by the fact that the original environment has disappeared.
When you move a cultural heritage to a museum, you move it outside its original environment.
However, he says, this shifting is also a creative act.
Now, you can imagine, Dan, how that went down in Greece.
Lead balloon would be, to put it mildly.
But if he's talking about the creative act,
and I won't comment on that, but maybe it's
time for another creative act so many years after Lord Elgin's one, if we're going to call it that.
I think there are solutions. And the Greek government, not just this one, but previous
ones have tried to be constructive. And I think as time has gone on, perhaps be more constructive
in this debate. And they've offered to, in return for getting the marbles back, to
send on this sort of rotation, important ancient Greek artefacts to be exhibited at the British
Museum. So maybe that's a starting point for a sensible adult discussion about this.
You know what? I mean, I like the Parthenon marbles, but I think I'd take rotating greatest
hits of ancient Greece every six months. I think that's a good, but I think I'd take rotating greatest hits of ancient Greece
every six months. I think that's a good deal. I think the British Museum should go for that deal.
It's pretty sweet. Well, someone made the point of discussing that the BM could actually
charge for admission to rotating exhibits, whereas it can't make any revenues off the
Parthenon Marbles. Money spinner. Your phone's going to be ringing off the hook after this
podcast, let me tell you. You're going to be ringing off the hook after this podcast,
let me tell you. You're going to have George Osborne on the old blower.
So I was just going to say, Dan, that my son, he's 13 now, but when he was about seven or eight,
and obviously they're taught about this in Greek school, that Elgin came along and ripped half the
marbles off the Parthenon. He suggested suggested to me we take his grandfather's pickup truck,
drive it to London, break into the museum,
steal the marbles and bring them back.
Heist movie idea.
If they go missing one day, no one heard that from me.
Well, listen, more likely that's coming in the next David Williams book, buddy.
Watch out, protect your intellectual property on that one as well.
Georgia and Nick, thank you so much.
That was, I think, a really interesting discussion.
I learned a lot about the history.
And there were some solutions there as well.
That's very unusual for this podcast.
It was practical ideas for a better future.
Brilliant. Well done.
Thank you, Dan.
Pleasure. you