F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast - Episode 332 - Homes or Homo (feat Sex Ed with Tim)

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

This week we're joined by fellow Canadian Podcast Award winning host, Tim Lagman.  Tim brings an assortment of questions from his listeners to the boys as well as a new and exciting game: Home or Homos! Check out Sex Ed with Tim!

I put my trust in you, and I'm trusting out love I put my trust in you, I put my trust in love I put my trust in you, and I'm trusting out love I put my trust in you, I put my trust in love Hello friends, my name is Dan Miller And I'm Niall Spain And we're your fuck buddies We are ASEX and Dating Advice Podcast where we take your sticky, sexy situations to turn

them into sexy, sticky situations. Simply put, we are a sex and dating advice podcast where we find questions either roaming the wilds of the internet or from our wonderful listeners and we answer them right here, right now in your ears, sometimes on stage, but most importantly, sometimes with a very special guest. Tim, would you like to introduce yourself? Hello to all of the fuck buddies listeners. Oh, it's me, Tim, host of the Sex and With Tim podcast. I am a certified sex educator and a local chaotic homosexual, and I'm here to cause a little disruption here on your podcast. Oh yeah.

Oh, we're very excited to have you. I like that you say local on a podcast. Yeah. I'm not an international. It seems, well, I think that implies as anyone, we do have a large listenership in the Philippines. So by you saying local, it makes you almost global. It doesn't matter where you are. Tim is-

Oh wow. We're regularly number one in the Philippines. Yeah. Yeah. The Philippines, we've- They love us. We love them. I don't know how we did it, but we became best friends with them. If you're listening from the Philippines right now, we love you. Shout out. If I can quickly say hi to the Filipino listeners.

Hello, how are you all? I love you all. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Amazing. I hope you're not just throwing slurs right now. No! We are now absolute enemies of the Philippines now.

We went from number one to number zero, which wasn't even. Or 69. I was just telling the fellow Filipinos how much I love them and how great the show is. We also love them. How much I love my podcast daddies. Oh, as I give the most undaddy response. As we both become small children, I guess, like posing for like Kmart photos. Yeah. Listen, I love a beard and a baby face with an ambiguous accent. So.

There we go. Which one's which? an ambiguous accent so there we go which one's which um this this union was so powerful that rogers tried to stop it last week but rogers we say fuck you you cannot stop this we just rescheduled for a week later homophobia homophobia yeah um so should we get in get into our first question i believe you have a few for us so if you'd like to just shoot one right into the myths and let's pounce upon sure. Tigers. But before we do that, let me just get into something a little more comfortable. Ooh,

yeah, I should have brought my outfit. This is gonna be a great tech talk. I love it. Okay, are just listening. Tim has just revealed a leather strap top. I'm not sure what the official harness that's leather strap top as it is. It's beautiful. He's we've, we've both been shamed cause now we just look like real chumps

in our fucking t-shirts. Um, listen, I came to cause chaos has chaos been caused success. Success. It's starting. You hit your hair to your first guy's hottest episode so far. Success. It's starting. You're here to hear first guy's hottest episode so far. True. So my listeners are a little unhinged and the questions I have are a little cray cray banay-nay.

And because of that, they have all chosen to stay anonymous. So let's start with something simple. This one's not even an advice seeking question. It's just, what are your thoughts on gay incest? Oh, okay. Well, at first, I was pretty confident in my answer. I thought I was going to be like, how do you feel about gay people? I love them. I'm going to really need to take 10 minutes on that one now. So incest is like, obviously, it's a thing where you're like, instantly you're just you're just like, no, it's weird. It's fucking weird. But I think a lot of like, historically, why incest was like banned was because you have like fucked up offspring, which you're not going to do if it's if it's a gay relationship. So maybe back to the day, they wouldn't abandon it. It's very strange. It's very hard for me to step away from the fact of incest is wrong though. So I'm going to say, Oh yeah, you go.

Yeah. I think it's, I think it's tough to say because I think there is inherently a unfair power dynamic in a familiar or like a family setting, right? Like there's always going to be someone who is older. There's always going to be someone who has, I mean, I guess if you're called twin siblings. Yeah. So Dane's,ane's easier for twin

zest. It's the only way it's fair. But I think there's still, I think there's still always going to be, there's always like a power dynamic even between the big, right? One's the one who like ate the third twin in the womb and got all the powers. Twinable ism. Hate incest, okay with twin cannibal. I think that's like, it's kind of like when people, when we talk about like age gaps and stuff right? Like where it's like, I don't really, like if people are consenting adults, then like, sure, great. But I think when you think of, also I think like just biologically, as Nile said, there's

detriments to having incestuous sex. I don't know. I try to be sex-positive and I try to keep an open mind, but I think it would be very, very difficult for someone to rationalize that having sex with someone you are related to is a good thing to do. Yeah. Well, even just the royal family could do it. Why can't commoners do it? But they fucking suck. So. Yeah, but yeah, they're horrible. Look at those assholes. They're terrible people who have done terrible things throughout all of history. So if that's our benchmark, then I think we have a definitive answer.

I'm going to say I think it's weird, but I'm saying that I understand why it's even a question because I think why people initially started to hate on it was because they were like, oh, got to stop making these mutant babies. And like with a gay relationship, there's no like risk of any sort of reproduction. So for me, my thoughts on this is just like, Hey, you know what? Go do you. Like, don't keep me out of it. What, who am I to judge? Definitely keep me out of it. Actually that I agree with.

Well, I think, Hey, specifically, I don't think they have any interest in us as long as they're not related to us. You don't know who sent that question in. You don't know who sent that question in. It's very true. Again, these are all very unhinged and they all wanted to be kept anonymous.

So, listen. I will say one fun thing we do in the podcast is when we get anonymous questions in, we give them an agent name. So if you would like to dub these question askers like agent footfall or agent foam cube or whatever, generally we just find something in the room. Okay. It's usually us just looking around the room and picking it up. Or if you know them, you can give them a code name so they know that you know, so you wink.

Well, I'm currently snacking on some Skittles and Skittles is colorful, which is gay. So Agent Skittles. Agent Skittles. Oh yeah. Perfect. All right. So I think let's move on to something a little more juicy, a little more like substantial. What's juicy in gay incest?

A peach? Call me by your name reference for anyone who's watched. And gay incest. A peach. Call me by your name reference for anyone who's watching. So this one here says, my boyfriend of just over four years broke up with me this week on, sorry, because he's no longer right. Whatever your breakup reasons may be. But, um, uh, over four years, my boyfriend over four years has broke up with me because he's no longer romantically slash sexually attracted to me.

It was completely unexpected on my end. We live together, but he wants to remain friends. I also wanna remain friends, but it's really hard because he's pursuing someone else. Do you have any advice on how I can disconnect my romantic feelings for him quicker? Move out? Yeah, there's no way that this situation plays out well so long as you live together.

I think it's very possible to be friends with your ex. Yeah, oh for sure. Sorry, I made a face but that was before you finished your sentence. You take that face back. But the ways that you are successfully friends with your ex, I think is a, a generous amount of time in between you being partners and you being friends, uh, anyone who thinks it can just transition immediately, I think is, is in for a, a very, very long and painful transition.

Like I think you could probably get there eventually. Yeah. If you wade through months, if not years of agony while having to one, not erode that relationship fully to the point where you fucking hate each other and two, not backslide the first time you both come home drunk two weeks later, you know? Yeah. Four years is a long time though. And like, I think at that point you've built a life together.

So how can you just like turn it off that quickly? You can't like, you don't like even, even if you had broken up can you just like turn it off that quickly? You can't like that's the thing. Like even, even if you had broken up and you were like, you know, remaining friends by like meeting up every week for coffee, I wouldn't recommend that. I would recommend giving it some solid time apart because you really need space and time to like reset. Cause you can't just flick that switch and turn it off, but living with someone is the complete opposite of that.

So it's like you need to get out for your own mental health, uh, and for any chance of being in a friendship, I think. Like, like you said, Tim, it's like, you've built a life together. So like staying in the place that you have built together, that's still a collaborative space that's not your space.

So you need to, you need to be removed from it and you need a place where you can like put down your own roots and do your own healing and do your own thing and Have a place that isn't permanently ingrained with your partner that you're trying to you know Quote-unquote get over and it's like a heartbreak is is the same as any injury, right? Like if you break your arm, we would all like to be like fix it now, please I would like this to be fixed but it's like that's not how it works It takes time to heal at minimal.

Just doing nothing but pushups. That arm's going to get fucked up. And that's what living with your partner in this day, it's just nothing but pushups. And then like sometimes you also need to go to physio and you also need to do your exercises. You also need to do whatever. And a lot of the times, like in terms of heartbreak, that's seeing a therapist or doing, you know, intense soul searching and self-reflection. So it's like, yeah, we all want to be able to just be like, you know, intense soul searching and self reflection. So it's like, yeah, we all want to be able to just be like, you know,

sever ourself and be like, all done. I don't have to think about it anymore. I'm fine. Heartache doesn't matter. But like, it's, we are unfortunately, uh, emotional creatures and it's, it's not easy to turn that off. No, I agree because like with any sort of heartbreak, you do kind of find yourself lost because you have spent so much time kind of like building a unit and a lot of your identity, whether

or not it's your own fault, like you, your identity has become couple, me and this person. And for that to just like so and abruptly is going to take some time. It's kind of like losing a part of yourself. And guess what? It's going to take time to heal. And the more you distance yourself from that with time, the more you'll find that you're back to your old regular self, but who knows? No one's going to give you a timeline on that.

So we can't really give advice on how to quickly in quotes, get over it. You're just going to have to, you know, work through the motions. And if you can't move out, I'm sorry, that sucks. Real estate and rent is astronomical wherever you are in the world. Nothing is affordable anymore. But if you do find a way to leave the situation so that you can physically and emotionally distance yourself from your ex, then great. If all else fails to get over him, get under another.

If that works for you, for sure. I'll also say, if you can't leave, I think you should try to enforce boundaries and just try to create space for yourself as much as you can, whether that be like, as you said, when you lose that, you're losing a lot of yourself, there's this hole, there's this void, and it's like filling that void, whether it be literally or going out and getting a new hobby or whatever. Spend more time on yourself, which will mean more time away

from your shared space, which will give you a little bit more space. And there's no harm in talking to them and just being like, hey, we just broke up, we're still living together. Can we set like a ground rule of like if you are seeing someone, you, you go to theirs, right? At least for the foreseeable future because I think that also might help you

because one, if they're bowing down, they're not home. So that's good. And two, you don't have to hear them. Fuck this new person. So it's win-win. My God, what if they brought their new guy into the space? A hundred percent. A hundred percent. So I think setting that boundary, which is a pretty reasonable boundary, is a step, right? Like there are still things you can do, like best case, you get out.

Second best case, try to create a little distance and have a chat and hopefully they're not an asshole. And make, reclaim your space, right? I hope you have your own bedroom and be like, this is my space and you are not allowed in it unless you are invited space, right? I hope you have your own bedroom, uh, and be like, this is my space and you are not allowed in it unless you are invited in. Right. Because there's still a familiarity of like, you lived and loved this person for four years, maybe longer, depending on how long you've known them.

So it's like, there is that like feeling of, oh, this is my space as well, because it was our space. Right. So it's like setting new boundaries, even if it is just space as well, because it was our space, right? So it's like setting new boundaries, even if it is just something as much of as like a barrier of being like, you can't come into my room unless I invite you, because we are separate entities now and this is my space and I need to claim it as my own.

I think setting boundaries in this scenario is the only way you keep your sanity if you have to stay. Because it's like, yeah, we can talk a big game and being like, move out. But I did that when I broke up a few years ago and it was an incredible financial burden on myself of like staying in this apartment because it was cheaper than moving to a new one. But it was still like, I was paying rent by myself in a fairly nice apartment in Toronto and it was difficult.

It wasn't an easy thing to do. Uh, so imagine if this happened in lockdown. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Well, I think it did happen to a lot of people in lockdown. Oh, I know, I know a few people who broke up during lockdown and they were just like, well, but on the flip side, during lockdown actually might've been the best time because all these condo places were doing those, those deals of being like, no one was moving, right? So they were like, we'll give you the

first like four months free if you move in. So like, what we're saying is start another pandemic, a global pandemic to get cheaper in order to lower the condo prices in your. All right, everyone start fucking give everybody syphilis, a new strain of super gonorrhea. Turbo syphilis. Let's send the world back into shutting down. Turbo syphilis a new strain of super gonorrhea. Let's send the world back into shutting down. Turbo syphilis. Turbo. Send the world back into lockdown.

Yeah. Uh, that's you Brent. All for you. All right. I think let's take a brief game break. I'm going to start us off with my game that I don't have a title for yet, but we're going to go with subtitle Dom title where what I'm going to do is I'm going to read out three porn titles to you. One of them has been fabricated by me and you

have to tell me which one that is. Oh shit. There's gonna be three rounds and you can either come to an agreement collaboratively or I can do it competitively. What do you think? Well, I also only heard come as well. Yeah. I didn't hear anything after you said come. Okay. Well you guys can come. Thank God. Yeah. I've been waiting. I've been doing this podcast for over seven years. I've been waiting for the longest time you've ever been edged. Hundreds of episodes. I said, I'm gazed right now so there's no way I can come. You can be a team and come together to an agreement that is, or it can be a competition. Up to you. I think we, I think we work together. I'm a collaborative play. Sure. I'm going to read

them out. You ready? Compilation with a good dose of the biggest cocks unloading on pretty faces. That's one. Hottest MILFs showing off their special tricks on pleasing hard dicks with their magic touch. Cool Boy spills more than just water. Hmm. Hmm. Okay, quick question.

Are these like straight porn titles? Most yes. Most? Okay. I think all, but yes. Dane, I'm gonna let you take the lead on this cuz see I want to Some of the some of the the longer ones Have that SEO nonsense that a lot of porn titles do where they just try to put as many keywords as possible

In the title because we're all looking up magic touch It's not a that's that's a copy and paste one for me. I just that's magic touch. Um, it's not a, that's, that's a copy and paste one for me. I just, that's, uh, so I, like I, I'm, I'm initially going for the pool boy one. However, my, my gut is saying the MILF one. As the fake? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to- My logic is saying pool boy, but my, my porn consuming belly is telling me to, to go MILF. assuming belly is telling me to go MILF. MILF sounds a little too like nobody ever writes MILF in their porn titles anymore.

So I'm gonna go with that. Yeah, it's all stepmoms now. We're done with MILF, it's stepmom. We're going to say MILF. Incorrect, it is pool boy. Fuck! Yeah. Damn it.

It's okay, it's okay, you're warming up. Round two. Big tailed blonde gets excited at the club and ends up having good sex in the bathroom. You say big tail? Big-tailed blonde gets excited at the club and ends up having good sex in the bathroom. That's one.

Too many hot young faces for this cumstronaut, two. And then we have part one. Graduating from virginity this time with a pussy of a brush. All the sperm is released into her vagina and face. Wait, there's a title where it explicitly says sperm? What? Is it? Is there? I don't know. You tell me. That's gotta be the fake. Come on. Nobody ever says sperm. But then again, I barely watch straight porn. That's not to say I'd never watch straight porn. This is tough. There's some, there's like, there's tell, see, I know Nile and Big-Tailed.

I know Nile is trying to find wacky ways to say things. Me? What the chat GVT create here? I would never, he would never, he would never do that. Can you, can you give me the first two again? First two again? Sure. Big-Tailed Blonde gets excited at the club and ends up having good sex in the bathroom

and then too many hot young faces for this cumsternot. Do you want the third? Cumsternot reeks of Nile. Cumsternot makes me feel like he has, he has said that multiple times to his partner to try it out with just not, not, not being a cumsternot, but again, I'm not here to judge, I'm not here to yuck your gums. You know, it's a small load for men, a big load for men. One giant load for her. Yeah. Yeah.

One giant load for mankind. My guess would be cumsternaut, but what are you, I was wrong the last time. So is there something that's speaking to you? I think cumsternaut, oh my God, cumsternaut or what was the third one again? Oh my god, Kumpsternaut or what was the third one again? The... All right, third one is, uh, part one. Graduating from virginity this time with a pussy of a brush. All the sperm is released into her vagina and face. Like, I'm sorry, but leave a little mystery for the audience.

Like the whole plot isn't the title. Come on. I think the mystery is how is, how do you have a pussy of a brush? Okay. That seems kind of also SEO-y. So I'm going to go with the cumsternaut as well. Yeah, we're going to cumsternaut. Cumsternaut is correct. Yeah. I really hope big tailed would get you. No, see it almost did. It almost did. But I could, I could see the, you did say that

to your partner, didn't you? Yeah. Probably. Did you run that? Yeah. Did you run that lighter? I ran everything by them. It's intensely annoying.

God. All right. I've ever actually went one huge load for a man, one giant load for me. Although I did once make a Morbius joke while coming and un-came my semen back into my dick and that hurt, uh, cause I was laughing so hard and then my dick was really sore and that

ruined it for everybody. Um, once again, Jared Leto has fucked over an orgasm. One more thing. It was not in fact, morbid time. Um, okay, final round. You ready? You locked in?

Yes. Yes. Quite literally I am locked in. Part one, huge tits JD drowns in soupy sex in a three-way threesome. A series of cum shots so massive that it makes the bed look like it's about to be eaten alive. She can't get enough of it.

That's one. Is that all one? Okay. That's all one. Obviously it's all one, come on. Number two, connect beads. A woman who had too much sex and called the staff directly. A super cute girl who loves chin shabu.

A large amount of special thick semen bukkake on your cute face. God, these are essays. In part three. Who would have thought it would end up wet like this? Men and women fuck crazy, like animal. How would I sort this into Dewey Decimal System? This is a tough one. Yeah, because I feel like we just got bombarded with so much information like a Bukkake.

Yeah, there's a lot to sort. There's like a soupy amount, you know? That's my knee-jerk reaction is the looks like it's going to be swallowed alive or whatever the fuck it was. I can reread it if you'd like. I wish you wouldn't. I don't ever want to hear that sentence ever again. That's my guess. My knee jerk reaction was the first one due to the sheer length of it. Because I feel like that becomes like a way to kind of throw us off

because the other two sounded shorter in comparison. And it's also absurd. There's an absurdity that Nile enjoys. It's camp. Of the camp being, eating the bed. Yeah, I'm going to go with the first one as well. I think- Yeah, let's go with the, lock it in with the first one. So in my head, the seaman about to eat the bed is just the Venom Ult from Marvel Rivals, but no, it was in fact the third one.

Oh! It looked like Animal. Damn it. Gotcha. The grammar, the grammar error really like, like animal, you know? Yeah. That's what really like threw me off. Seemed real. I'm going to say I'm good at what I do. Watching porn.

Well, it's funny because it's like, it's very business focused. Cause when you ask like if they were straight porn or not, I've literally just scrolled, I didn't even look at like what was in the videos. I would just go and be like, ah, one this crazy. And it's like, it's like bringing, you know, making what you love work. And it's very sad. There's no enjoyment of it. I used to do- Engine must be amazing. Oh, it's insane.

Yeah. Our algorithms are absolutely fucked. I used to do, I used to read dramatic readings of people reviewing porn DVDs. This was an old bit that we did towards the beginning of it. And the amount of time I spent going through porn reviews and reading them to see if there was something funny and worth bringing to the show. Man, it is a sad world out there. It is. Wait, you mean the people writing written reviews of porn DVDs aren't living their best lives? I mean, maybe they are.

I don't know. Maybe I'm the sad one. Either way, the split is either it or they're having it. Having read, having heard the reviews, I don't think they're living their best lives. There should be a porn version of Letterboxd where people can just leave their reviews and we'll call it like a wetter box. Oh, I wish that was a thing. TM, TM, that'll be our next.

When the three of us stop podcasting, it'll be because we made a million dollars off of Letterboxd. From Letterboxd? Yeah. Do we want to go into another quick question or do we want to play another game? Up to the guest. I mean I have a few questions here that I feel like you guys could contribute because these these are actually quite like you know it feels like an SOS so we you know there's a sense of urgency here. So let's go with this one. Maybe this one's not so urgent, but let's see how it goes.

It's an Am I the Asshole. Am I the Asshole? I was texting this guy for 10 minutes while I'm on vacation, so I don't really have anyone to fuck with. He said he would come over to my hotel. He did. He got undressed. And his dick was just a mess.

It smells like he didn't shower for the past two weeks. I gagged in all caps when I even got close to it. He tried to push my head, but I said, nope, I won't do it. He asked if it was my first time and I lied and said, yes, obviously I'm gay. I sucked it before. I was nervous. I was just literally disgusted. So he said, all right, and he went away.

Am I the asshole for doing that? No, no, I think you handled that expertly. Yeah, you got out without offending them, which like, if you're showing up with a dick that messed up, I don't know if you even deserve that. But it's I'm glad that you did it for everyone's safety and sake. But like you did it in such a charming way where it's like, oh, no, it's not you. It's me. It's my first time.

I'm just so nervous. Yeah. As opposed to like a little virgin, throw that dick in the shower, hose it off and then still leave because that's gross. Yeah. I mean, like, yeah, there's a little PS here. He says, uh, so after the M.I.B. asshole, then I ran down the street after him and called him a piece of shit.

Right. Uh, P.S. he blocked me and now my whole room smells like his dick. Oh! Whole room! The whole room. Can I just say that I feel like I've lived a blessed life because I've never, in all of the genitals that I've seen, encountered a smelly one. No. I've heard the horror stories and I've seen encountered a smelly one. No. I've also, I've heard the horror stories and

I've gotten lucky. I've, I've encountered ones that have a, a scent either because we were out all day dancing and, you know, we come back at night and there's, there's the natural musk. Yeah, but that's- Like I've never had one that's like foul. I've never had a bad smelling-

Ranted. Yeah. I count myself very lucky. Yeah. I pride myself in my genital care, you know? Yeah, for sure. As we all should. Horrified.

Even like, you know, let's say we were all night dancing and to come back, if I imagined I had a less than pristine dick, I'd feel very terrible about it. Yeah. I'd probably give it a little quick sink shower. Yeah, the pirate shower, the pits and the pews. Yeah, exactly, right? But no, like how could this have gone better? The only way this could have gone better is if they showed up with a clean dick and you had a great time,

but they showed up with nasty one and you managed to escape gracefully, kindly. Now all you need to do is open up the windows and get some Febreze and you're golden. I'm sorry, but nobody should be walking around with smelly dick. That is a crime. You have every right to like punch it, to chop it off. That is abuse of your genitals. Like straight or gay. Yeah. It's stuck in your room, right? That's bad.

But like straight or gay men should never be walking around with dirty dick. It is an abomination. Clean your dick. Yeah. Like this is why you need to carry baby wipes. Yeah. It's just like, I don't understand what, how it could even have gotten to that point. It's like, it's one thing if you're like, oh shit, I was at work all day and this came up because like, one, go, go to a washroom and just do something. But two, it should still be like a normal, like

day's worth of like residual musk maybe. Not like a full ass rancid fucking... A whole scent that lingers in the room. You should be able to spill a room, let alone linger in a room. I feel like if it smells that bad, it might speak to something much worse, like an infection. Maybe there's many things. There's a medical problem, for sure. If it's lingering, it's on purpose. This is the thing. Oh God's lingering, because like it's on purpose. This is the thing. Oh God. Okay. That's his thing. Maybe it's his thing.

Okay. His grinder name was a stinky Dick Dave. Cause the signs were there maybe and you just missed them. But like scent play and scent kinks and fetishes are still absolutely a thing. At least he should have communicated that if it was a thing. However, it doesn't sound like it because this writer was like gagging. So- Yeah, no, that's horrific. I will say the only downside, because as I said, I think they handled this perfectly, good job.

The only downside is that they left this encounter maybe not knowing that they have this horrific file that they want to wash. Oh no. So like the only good thing, so you need to send them this episode basically so that they can listen and be like, should I shower? People have been talking about these shower things for years and I've never

really, I don't think subtle hints would, like if you require a nudge in the direction of cleaning your genitals, then I think like that needs to be something that's being broadcast like straight into your brain in order for some people to guess. Big science, neon science. Yeah, I feel like if it's gotten to the point where, I mean, again, I'm going to guess if I, again, not a doctor, but I would say there's probably a fungal infection happening there.

That would be my strong assumption because that's what happens with feet, right? Like athlete's foot? Yeah, like after a day athlete's dick The rest of the episode is gonna be us dry heaving into the mic all together three two one Then I have to put trigger warnings in to be like dry heaving at Rancid dicks. As if we didn't need them already. No, but you absolutely were not the asshole.

So you handled that quite gracefully more than I ever could because I would have called him a slur, I would have kicked him out with my spiked boot. I would have done so many awful things. Yeah. I feel like you were, you were kind, maybe kinder than the situation needed, but we always, we like to promote kindness. Glad you do. Cause I'm all for being a bitch.

Shall we answer more of my listeners or would you like to answer some of yours? My answer is still it. Let's do one more question from you and then we'll switch to a game. Sure. Okay. Uh, this one's kind of sad. Uh, but sure kind of sad, but sure, let's go for it. I love my husband so much, but due to some body issues of his that I don't consider an obstacle, he hasn't touched me sexually for the last 15 years. It started to mess with my self-esteem

and I'm beginning to think he will never touch me again. Sex has become academic now, something I observe and discussed but never experienced. How do I get my husband to touch me again? Aww, that's so sad. That is really sad. That last line actually broke my heart. Yeah. And the entire time I was fighting when they said that body issue to not make a rancid dick joke. So it was really like two wolves were inside said that body issue to not make a rancid dick joke So it was really like two wolves were inside me one wanted to be like, oh and one wanted to be like rancid dick Is that it? Because the dick smells. Yeah, isn't the smelly dick?

I just got to applaud their fortitude because it's been 15 years Yeah They're one still living because that I think would implode me and two they're like it's starting to erode my confidence. I'm like after 15 fucking years I wouldn't have confidence. I wish we knew what the body issue was for him right? Like is it, it could be any number of things like does he have a micro penis and he feels inadequate when it comes to sex and that's why he's avoiding it. Did he put on weight? You know like is it you know it's what like, because my audience is gay, it's definitely has something to do with like weight problems.

Okay. Safe to assume. It's the, like, I understand that from both sides, right? Like I have recently put on, I'm like the heaviest I've ever been in my life. And it's- But I love a bear, Dane. Oh. But like, my partner is very good at like reassuring me heaviest I've ever been in my life. And I love a bear, Dane. But like my, my partner is, is very good at like

reassuring me and telling me that she finds me attractive and which is great, but they're still like, there's nothing you can do about your own insecurities, right? Like it doesn't matter what people say to you. They're there. It helps of course, but like there are still times I look in the mirror and I like, I realized like, oh, I've, I've put on a considerable amount of weight compared to like what I feel

is comfortable for me. And you feel weird in your skin. And that, that obviously is going to play a part in like how you feel sexually and how you feel, you know, in terms of like your libido and stuff. So like, I get it from his point of view. However, there is like, you are in a relationship and you are in a partnership and you, you do need to make sure that your partner is satisfied one way or another, right?

Like it, it might be, if it's, if it's a weight thing and you know your partner isn't happy, then maybe you take a little bit of onus and figure out a way to be comfortable with your body. And I want to be very clear that I'm not saying go lose weight because I don't think that's necessarily like, you're allowed to be in the body that you have. For sure. And your partner doesn't

get to tell you how it should look. But if you're aware that this is having a direct impact on your relationship, there is a responsibility on your behalf to figure that out. Whether it's going to therapy, losing weight, like changing your mind, like you need to put the work in. If you've recognized that this is an issue for your relationship, you don't just go, okay. Because if you do, why would anyone want to be in a relationship where you're just apathetic? You know what I mean?

When you recognize a problem, you need to work to solve it. That doesn't mean you solve it in X way or Y way, but you do need to go for it. I would love to know what communication they've had, because it's been so fucking long. I can't imagine the conversation where you're like, hey, I want to fuck and they're like, oh, I have this issue. And you're like, well, I don't care about that. And they're just like, and then you just move on with your life. You know, it sounds like they're not communicating well, because it's been 15 years and why is this only starting to become an issue now?

So maybe start with how you guys are communicating and like vocalizing your needs. And I hate to say it, but if he's not meeting your needs after this long time to like nip it in the bud, you know, there's just comes a point with breaking up or anything. I'm not saying that you should, but there has to be a breaking point in your relationship where you're like, my needs aren't being met. We're no longer compatible. We just can't compliment each other and there's no space in our lives because I want to be loved and admired and there's nothing wrong with that. But if your husband's not doing that to you and you really want him to show you love and compassion

and kindness and sex and you want to get down and he's not giving that to you, then I'm sorry. Then be a big boy, put on your big boy panties and skedaddle. For sure. Like I think you need to sit down and have like not communication, like full ass, like sit them down and be like, this is my issue. This is how long it's been going on for. This needs to change. And then hopefully they'll be willing to talk and you need to be like how are we changing this? What are we going to implement going forward? And like don't don't fucking half ass you know what I mean? Give it your full ass and then hopefully you'll be getting it in your full ass afterwards you know. You just I hate when people say they've like had communication and it's

really just like they mentioned it and they're like, okay, I brought it up. We didn't go anywhere, we didn't establish anything. We didn't, you know, we didn't fix shit, but I said it so that counts, right? And it's like, no, it doesn't fucking count. So like lay it down and tell them because you should be leaving a relationship that isn't meeting your needs, you know what I mean?

I think you should definitely try to have it meet your needs, but if you try and they're unwilling to do that, what do you wanna do? Continue to have your self-worth be eaten away? You want to start breeding resentment for this relationship? Because let me tell you, that's going to be worse than breaking up. Mm-hmm. Correct. Yeah. And if you haven't had that conversation, that brutal blunt, like, here's the situation, here's my needs, yada yada, there's a very good chance that this person started feeling bad about their body for

whatever reason it is. And then they didn't initiate sex for X amount of time. And then all of a sudden they realized that you weren't saying anything. You didn't seem unhappy. You didn't initiate sex. So now all of a sudden it could be on the reverse

side, they're thinking like, my partner hasn't touched me in 15 years because I've put on this weight, right? Because if you don't have those conversations, all you have is what you're able to construct in your brain. Exactly. Right? And without then having another conversation to disperse those thoughts, then it just manifests. Right? It's almost like a self-fulfilling prophecy where you just-

Sure. That's just a fucking downward spiral from there. Yeah. And then so like, you're like, oh, they don't want to have sex with me because I'm this, I'm gross, I'm whatever. And then he's on the other side thinking like, oh, they don't want to have sex with me anymore. And now I'm also feeling unloved. And it's like, cool, you have made little islands of the same problem and all you really need, like it's just a short little bridge of a conversation and you fix it. But because you've refused to have this conversation, you're just kind of like silently dealing with

these problems that could be the same thing. And I will just say on a last note that just because the conversation is brutal or like blunt, doesn't mean it should be unkind so it's like, you know, don't try not to start it as a fight or as accusations or like Aggressively, you know, I mean by all means be like don't you know, sir, not aggressive be assertive. Yes, that's that's exactly it but like you don't have to be mean or Inflammatory because then you're gonna have a fight about the fight instead of talking shit through. So like, be, be straight forward, be assertive.

Don't like not say things that are on your mind, but don't come in swinging. Put the ass in assertive and then make sure half of everything he owns is under your name. Oh, do that first. Yeah. 15 years later, get a prenup. That's just a post-nup clarity. Oh, love that. Tim, you brought a game for us. Would you like to play that? Sure. Because I would like to. I can't wait.

This game came to me in a weed dream. Where I had HGTV on my TV and then I had gay porn playing on my phone. Why did the two play simultaneously? You're gonna have to ask that version of Tim. It was in this sort of like weed high kind of like realization that I was like, why are these titles kind of similar? What the hell is going on? So from that delusion, I have birthed this game that brought to fuck buddies, which I will call home or homo. I will read you some titles and you are going to guess whether it is home, an HGTV program, or homo, a gay porn. So good. It's a lot more difficult than you would think.

So let's start off maybe a little easy. Let's see. The first title here is $50,000 three ways. $50,000 three ways. $50,000 three ways. There's like, I can't imagine what like, what would a three way be in the HGTV context? The only thing here's what I'm thinking. It's not three way as in like, it's like three ways. So three designers get $50,000 to change the room.

And they all they all they're competing to like do the best redesign. I think it's too obviously porny that I'm going to go HGTV. I am also going to go home. It is! Nice! Interior designer Tiffany Brooks helps renovation-ready homeowners decide how to best spend their hard-earned $50,000. Oh yeah. Yeah! Nice! Alright, so that is a point for, are you making it a competition or a collaborative?

I think collaborative at this point. We did discuss that. Collaborative? All right, next one. Blueprint. Plain and simple. Blueprint. Homo.

Yeah, it's got to be Homo. It's got to be Homo? What makes you say that? It's got to be. Because I'm going off like the first one was so obviously porn that it couldn't have been. And this one sounds so clearly HGTV that it can't be. A cocky construction company owner, an architect with an ass that just won't quit. Yeah, it's

a porno. It is. It's Bob Vila. I love that like halfway through that title, I still couldn't tell. Yeah, it's, I mean, look at it this way. It is very like, come on. That is beef cakes, beef cakes all around. So, all right. Next one I have here. This one might be a bit of a challenge for you guys. Bigger is better.

Ooh, gotta go. It sounds more porny. So I think it's got to be HGTV. I guess two on the nose. Yeah. But look at Tim's a crafty one. I feel like he would have figured out our pattern recognition.

He looked at the blueprint of our psychological profiles. Bigger is better. Fuck, that could go either way. Damn this game. I'm going HGTV. Home. Are you both agreeing on home? I think it's Homo, but I'll stand in solidation with you.

You can go, you can go home-o. Stand in solidarity with home? Yeah. Expert flippers, Colin and Anna Branca give their buyers the best of both worlds by buying charming small homes and increasing their size. It is home! Damn.

Yes, we did it. All right. Ready for the next one? Cause this one is called bigger than huge. No, you're saying huge or Hugh. Huge H U G E bigger than changes things. Yeah. I think this is porn.

I think it is home. Okay. Ooh, we got a stalemate here. I don't think Tim is going to go home, home, home, home. Ooh, that's true. Or unless it's such a predictable pattern that he would. He's double. I like how I'm not even playing the game. I'm just trying to guess.

I've been watching a lot of, a lot of suits lately. I've been rewatching suits and they always say, Mike, don't play the case, play the man. I'm trying to play the man right now. I'm looking at you, Tim. I'm analyzing every part of your corset. It's not corsets. It's a harness. My harness. You didn't know what it was called either. It was, I immediately corrected myself. Sorry, your leather strap t-shirt or whatever Dane said earlier. I'm staying home. I'm going to stick with home.

Oh, okay. Well, in that case, this point goes to Dane. Well huge cock fans, this is your lucky day because here's a tape packed with monstrous man meat that's not just big, it's not just huge, it's bigger than huge. Yeah, damn. Yeah, they got me. Yeah, so are you seeing the pattern or is there even a pattern? That's what's fucking me up. I can't judge them on their own merits. What would it even be about bigger than huge? I'm an idiot

Okay, this next one has thrown a lot of people like a curveball because it's actually very difficult when I saw this I was like even in my weed high. I was like is this a porn or is this? HGTV the title is gut job. Good job gut job The title is gut job. Good job gut job Does it does he TV have like health things well, so when you got a house It's like oh shit. I was thinking more like, you know apple cider vinegar shots and now you've got you know No, it's like when you fix the gutters and everything that's a good job home But I will also tell you that a gut job is something that is seen in gay porn. I'm not surprised.

Doesn't take a genius to think that. Yeah, I think we figured that out. Yeah. It's gotta be home. Think of it this way. Would you call your porn blowjob? No. You wouldn't call your porn handjob?

You'd be surprised, Nile, about all the gay porn titles that are just straight up, you know, three dicks, one hole. But even that's more, that's not just called ass sex, you know? I think it's too reductive. I promise you there is, there is like, I know, I know there's like twenty seven ass sexes, ass sex two, ass sex three. I'm going to go homo again on this one.

I'm going home. I'm diverting. I think this is, this is homo. This point goes to Nile. Real estate agent and designer duo Kate and Darren Manusco take on impossible projects. No other flippers would touch in Cleveland Yeah, okay, I mean also when you look at a lot of HGT- HGTV programming there's a certain Level of homoeroticism to it. For example, the Property Brothers.

I'm just saying. A homo. Going back to gay incest. Yeah. Those two are definitely fucking. Yes. It's all, that was just foreshadowing. Yeah.

The first question was, yeah. Yeah. Uh, speaking of incest, here's the next title. Cousins Undercover. Nah, I'll just let it to his chair. Yeah, now it's going to his mind pal. I think this is Homo. Cousins Undercover, Homo. I think it's home. So this is turned away from collaborative to a competition now.

It's turned into I say home every time and it's Homo every time. Cousins Undercover. Every neighborhood has one, the local hero who makes life a little easier for everyone around him or her. Now is America's chance to celebrate neighborhood heroes in a big way. It's home. Aww. What is the Cousins? Is the guy's name Cousins? No it's like, so Cousins Undercover is like, uh, like actual, like cousins who are helping to renovate people's homes and

oh they don't know what else to tell you they have the host or cousins oh the hosts are just cousins okay that makes sense i don't care what you're telling me right now that is gay porn at the top that's what i'm saying that's exactly what i'm saying it's deconstructed that's the sequel it is gay porn cousins Cousins undercover. Okay, this next one might actually throw you off a little bit. Boise boys. Boise boys. Can you spell Boise for me?

It's B-O-I-S-E, like Idaho. Yeah. Or I go homo. I'm going home on this one as well. I said homo. Oh, I'm going home. We're flopping. We're flip-flopping. Polar opposite friends Luke and Clint take an unconventional approach to house flipping in their hometown of Boise, Idaho. Yeah, I can't think of a single gay person who would want to be jerking off to anyone from Idaho.

From Boise? No, but the thing it's like, what could be more straight, right? And they love like, you know, straight baiting and stuff. That was your, it's just straight baiting Idaho boys. Yeah, they're gonna be like, I love that gesture for straight baiting and stuff. That was it. It's just a straight baiting. Not a whole boys. Yeah. They're going to be like, I love that. They love to be like, oh, you know, just scratching some balls in the air like, do we want to switch over and do one last question

before we get out of here? Sure. And then man quotes instead of bad sex writing. I'll do one. I'll hit you with one and I'll save the other ones for the live show. Sounds perfect. Who? You've been one last question for us, Tim. I'll hit you with one and then I'll save the other ones for the live show. Sounds perfect. You have one last question for us, Tim?

I do. And I bought the VIP tickets to your live show, so I can't wait to see my daddies. We get to drink together again. Yes. It's technically already happened when people hear this. So we'll talk about what a great time we have. Okay. this one. Kind of sad, a little hopeful, and I think it's a great final question. I'm in my 40s and have never had a relationship last more than six months. I've been in bed recovering from a severe cold and it's made me have negative thoughts

about my body. I haven't had sex in two years, my body isn't what it used to be, and I'm starting to think I'll never find love. No guy wants an old, inexperienced wrinkly man. How do I get out of this funk? It's literally never too late to do, you know, you can always turn things around. And like we've seen it time and time again,

the most attractive thing about someone is them. Like the things that make you you, your personality, your confidence. And it's like, body can help for sure. but like we've all met people who are super hot and then 10 minutes later, we're like, okay, they suck, you know what I mean? And vice versa. So like even if you're going to write off your body, which I don't think we have to, you're 40, it's not that old, right? No, that's young. Yeah, right? Like we're Danes basically mid 40 at this point.

I'm just going to loop, I've clipped 40 at this point. So I'm just going to loop. I've clipped Tim saying that's young and I'm just going to that's what I'm going to be listening to when I go to bed tonight. I'm just going to know it is. And also like the way Niles said, Dane, that was so drag queen. Read of you like Danes. It's like, wow. The shade under the bus.

Literally the rapid co-host. Wow. Baby in the pod. But it's not old. And the thing is, I feel like a while ago, 30s was old, and now all the coolest people are fucking 30. You know what I mean? And I'm pretty sure very soon, all the coolest people will be 40. You're fine.

It's never too late to rejuvenate yourself, change your lifestyle, shake shit up. And there's people out there who are also, change your lifestyle, shake shit up. There's people out there who are also, I'm sure, inexperienced at that age or also down on the end of the road. Literally, you're not the only one. There's nothing to say you couldn't meet someone in a similar position who's also awesome or stop thinking so negatively about yourself and just meet someone who's rad. I understand where you're coming from, but like, we're always our worst enemies.

And it's like very easy to fall down in this little like depression. I wish we were in bed covering from a cold, you know what I mean? Unless you're Batman, which is Joker's your worst enemy. Yes. Yes. So I just he's the only one. Everyone else. Here's the thing. I recently disclosed to my boss, who's not that much older than me, that I was 32. And she said, oh, my God, you're a baby.

So if 32 is a baby, 40 is basically still a teenager, right? And guess what? Teens, we had so much fun. We're teenage. Yeah. And also I will have, you know, since you're anonymous, I'll give you agent rock salt. That's just on my desk right now. Yes. there's rock salt on my desk. Don't ask. Interesting. We'll delve into that later. We'll figure that out. Why? But 40s in gay years is prime daddy age. Okay. The hottest men are in their 40s in my personal opinion, Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac. I don't know about Antonio Banderas, but sure. Let's put him in there.

How's your bar down? He's got to be pushing 50, if not 60 at this point. Sure, but still really hot. This is what we're saying. Yeah. Also, this is the thing. You're focusing on the wrinkles, which like, I doubt one and two, who cares? Because guess what?

Where's the gray's at? Are you in your silver fox era? Because guess what? That's hot as shit, right? Oh my god, please. Oh, I'm getting hard and I'm in my cage right now And now you're making them hard. That's that's how potentially sexy you are. Yeah You can't really see it in my beard on camera, but you can um, dan's got a little like rogue from x-man It's it's like all through now It's like I like my my beard has gotten quite gray. And I think I've mentioned it before on the show,

was like, dudes almost are always like, you gotta, you gotta diet. And then literally, like, there's a chorus of women who pop out of nowhere who are like, don't you fucking dare. I was like, no, yeah, like, I'm not gonna touch this. This is the best thing that's ever happened to me. As someone who started to lose my hair at fucking like 19, this gray is my resurgence. This is my, like a phoenix emerging from the ashes. Listen, I love them bald. I love them hairy. I love them aged and decrepit. Back when I was, back when I was a sex worker, I was an escort. I was 20, he was 80. We still had a great time. So you can be sexy at any age. Don't ever let, I don't know, beauty standards tell you otherwise, because if you don't find anyone, Hey, you know what?

Hit me up, slide in my DMs. I'll fuck you. Not even a pity fuck. If you got that salt and pepper Mr. Fantastic thing going, Ow, Ow, Ow, my cage. Ah, his cage, the cage, please. Any questions that are going to be doing this to him.

Yeah. Oh, that hurts. One final point on this is you, you mentioned that you, you've like only have relationships of six months, perhaps while you're feeling sorry for yourself, which you know what I think is an essential part of growth. Um, also think about the types of people that you're getting relationships with. Is there a pattern, right?

Yeah. Is there- Why, why are they falling apart at six months? Do you notice that it's the same thing happening over and over again, because that's a very common thing that a lot of us do of we're attracted to the same type of people. It goes the same kind of way.

It ends the same way. And then we say, oh, we're like, I'm doomed. I'm cursed. It's like, no, you have to just do a little self-reflection, be a little self-aware. And when you find that person where you're like, oh, that's my type. And I'm going down that same path. Be like, I'm not going to do this again. And maybe expand your horizons, branch out, date people that maybe you wouldn't immediately think of as partners that you're attracted to. Whether it's a physical thing, like if you're only dating a certain physical type, if you're only dating, you know, people who do a certain thing, like if you're only dating like six, two club promoters. Yeah. I'm sorry. Then you're fine because they're angels, but if you're

going to date like, you know. A five, eight, like, variant, heartbreakers. So like, you know, evaluate your choices because there may be some patterns you need to undo in order to break this cycle. And it has nothing to do with you. Also how you act though, like it might have something to do with you. You know what I mean? The common denominator in these relationships is you. So if you find after like five, six months, you get really controlling or like

you're cheating or, you know, yeah, maybe you need to reevaluate how you act. Like, I don't think there's anything wrong with like checking in with yourself and making sure you're where you want to be. You know what I mean? Cause we're not infallible. Is that a certain point? It's your fault, dude. Unless you're Batman, in which case you are infallible.

He's an incredibly flawed man. What do you mean? Dang. Let's throw back to the joke and you made it weird. There's nothing funny about Batman. I don't remember what I was going to say. I think that at any point in time, if you find yourself in a pattern in a cycle, it's almost always a good idea to check in with a mental health professional,

talk to a therapist because they see the bigger picture. You see, you see the tragedy, right? Like the, the, the heartbreak, the sadness. Yeah. Yeah. Or the blinders that don't let you sort of see everything around you. Whereas someone with a third party and a medical degree can look and be like, yeah, do you not see that you're doing X and Y and Z?

Because a lot of people might be like, oh yeah, no, I didn't see that. Now that you, for sure. Like it might be something as simple as just someone saying it out loud to you and you hearing it. So, and when you're paying like $200 an hour, hopefully you'll listen. Yeah. Exactly. Also, hey, there are escorts that are worth $200 an hour. So, if you don't want to go to therapy and you want to have a little fun for the hour. There you go. That's going to do it for this episode, friends. Tim, thank you very much for hanging out with us. Yeah. It's been so much fun.

It's a pleasure. I was just getting to the climax of it too, guys. We still got one more game for you. So we're going to end you a little bit longer before you can bust in that cage. Yay. Thank you. Before we do that, would you like to tell our listeners about your show, where they can find you, what you're all about, anything you have coming up? First of all, thank you so much to Dane and Niall for having me on the show.

I love you guys. You are my daddies. You are amazing. To all of you listening, especially to the Philippines, I love you all, I hope you all listen to my show I hope you all listen to my show it's Sex Ed with Tim I release all the episodes every other Thursday on wherever you get your podcast and anything I have coming up if you happen to be in Toronto on Friday, March 7th, and you want to see me get naked for you, I will be performing at, what is the venue called?

The Fox's Den or House of Lancaster by Lance Down Station. I'm going to be in my high heels and getting sexy pole dancing. If you didn't know, I'm a pole dance instructor, so I could like show my whole for you all, but you'd have to tip me. And you should. And you should. Yes. If you go and you're not tipping, we're going to have words. Yes. And for more information, follow my Instagram at sexedwith Tim or my website sex ed with Tim.com. Oh yeah. Thanks again for coming on. We love you.

Thanks again. I'd love to come on anything else. Thank you very much for listening. Thanks for spending the hour of your time with us. We always appreciate it. If you have a question, much like Tim's audience, feel free to send it over our way. We answer them usually when we get them. You can hit us up at fbodiespodcast.gmail.com or head on over to fbodiespodcast.com, click the contact form. It gives you a chance to enter your own agent name.

Everything is anonymous and we will answer your question as soon as we can. Yeah. And thank you, Josh and you you'll in the harvest of these for their song, Paper Stars. Now, dang. Okay. Usually. You're gonna lull us to sleep with your beautiful question. Niall reads some bad sex writing at the end, but I'm gonna be taking over because we didn't get a chance to do this. So the game is very simple. I'm sure you have seen these floating around the internet or perhaps this is just a straight white dude thing. I don't know. But there are pictures usually of a stern looking celebrity, usually black

and white with a quote that has nothing to do with that celebrity. They usually say that- And usually both are like hyper masculine, right? Yes. Okay. They're like hyper masculine, right? Yeah. Okay. Um, so for example, uh, something like, you know, the, the biggest mistake you could ever make is, is, you know, making me mad or something stupid like that.

And then it's a picture of the rock. Uh, he's never said that doesn't mean anything. You don't know that. Maybe. Um, so I have, uh, I, the, the game is I'm going to read the quote. You have to, by some means figure out which celebrity is in this picture. That's insane. Okay.

If you get it correct, I post it on my Instagram with no context. It just goes on my grid and people think I'm not doing well. Everyone who knows game. Yeah. Do we get any hints? We'll see. Okay. We'll see.

This is a pretty big hit if I have to post this. So I'm not in the habit of allowing hints, but, uh, I'm going to, I'm going to do this one. These are big name celebrities. So these are big celebrities with like a caption over their black and white portrait that has nothing to do with anything. It'll just be some like hyper masculine bullshit, but like, it'll also be like a typically manly actor usually. Okay.

So it's the most insecure straight male shit you've ever seen. Okay. Oh, geez. This is hard. All right. Here's, here's the quote. If you don't follow the crowd, you'll find yourself in places where nobody ever been, nobody ever been, nobody ever been, not nobody has ever been. It's just nobody ever been. Nobody ever been? Nobody ever been?

Not nobody has ever been, it's just nobody ever been. I said what I said. So wait, they're saying, are they saying this in a good way or a bad way? There's no way of knowing. I'll read it again so you can really sort of like, I want you to close your eyes and just picture who would be in this quote.

If you don't follow the crowd, you will find yourself in places where nobody ever been. Okay, I think it's gonna be obviously super manly dude or whatever, but it's gonna be like an oddball, right? Where he's like quirky or he's like, you know, do we think, fuck, who's your man from Dune where they did the lookalike contest? Timothée Chalamet?

Timothée Chalamet. Do we think he's too not typically manly for these people? No. Because I think he's got the quirk. Hmm. I will let each of you get your own guess. You don't have to collaboratively guess. You guys both get to give me a way to just yank the teamwork.

Timothée Chalamet is very like, he's a twink. Like. Yeah, that's the thing. A lot of these are like Jason Statham. Okay. So. I think there's going to be a a weirdness maybe Tom Hiddleston Maybe or Benedict Cumberbatch

I'm also thinking okay because I'm thinking on the oddball boy next door kind of side. We'd have Adam Scott from severance or Jesse Eisenberg from now you see me It'd be funny if it was like Michael Cera, you know? I think we're straying too far from like, macho. Cause I think these are usually like- Or macho, so bring it back to macho, got it. Okay, so if we bring it back to- Like the people who unironically call themselves alphas.

Who unironically, so they would look like they, so like a Jason Statham or Jason Momoa. Yeah, I think so. I hope I'm not leading you down the wrong path, but that's typically where they're at. Or like a Henry Cavill type. Let me see. Uh, I will say you have the right Tim, you have the right like flavor in terms of like the game, I'm not saying in terms of this picture, what I'm saying is like

Jason Statham, Jason Momoa, Henry Cavill, I think have all been on pictures that I've previously brought to this game. So like the rock. Okay. So big alpha macho men. Wow, this is hard. Can I hear that quote one more time? Absolutely.

If you don't follow the crowd, you will find your places where nobody ever been. If you don't follow the crowd, you will find yourself in places where nobody ever been. Would it help? I'm going to help. I'm going to give you a little hint. Um, this doesn't help at all. It is. I will describe the picture to you.

They're wearing a suit. Okay. Of course. They, they're in the rain with an umbrella and they're walking one direction. Well, well, it looks like a bunch of people are walking in the other direction. I'm back on Timothy Chalamet. No. Um, I'm going gonna give you one other hint

and this is all I'm gonna do because this cannot go on my feed. You are in the correct genre of man. Cinematic universe of your first couple guesses. First couple guesses was? You both said two names. We said Timothy Chalamet and we said

I said Timothy Chalamet and then Tom Hiddleston. I also said Jesse Eisenberg. Do you think, Jesse Eisenberg, maybe Hemsworth. Ooh, because he's in Tom Hiddleston's and he's a beefy boy. Well, no, because it could be Jason Momoa if we're talking Timothy Chalamet, but Dane said like first couple of guesses. So like within the universe of Timothy Chalamet. No, no. So skip Timothy Chalamet.

Oh, you both said two names back to back that are part of a cinematic universe. This actor is also a part of the cinematic universe. So definitely MCU. I assume it's got to be MCU. Yeah. Oh shit. Oh, this is going to hurt me if I don't get it. Because I'm looking through my spank bank. Do you think Chris Evans? Oh, okay. Chris might be if we're thinking like kind of quirky boy in the Timothy

Chalamet realm, who's your man from Spiderman? Tom Holland, Tom Holland. I feel like Tom Holland's getting up there and he did where he did do the umbrella dance. Yes, he did in the lip sync battle. Yeah. Okay, Tom Holland. I'm gonna need a guess from you guys. You guys get one name each. I'm gonna guess Tom Holland.

I'm gonna go with Tom Holland as well. That's the thing. No, you got to pick a different one because we're still on the same team. Oh, fuck, okay. Shit. Fuck. Just then we get two chance of beating Dane.

Okay, so you say Tom Holland. Just more important And then I guess I'll say Sure, Chris Hemsworth. It was and I bamboozled you a little bit in this one. It is Bradley Cooper What it's so annoying. I almost said Bradley Cooper is Bradley Cooper. He was a raccoon. Oh fuck Bradley Cooper. He was running a raccoon. Oh fuck. Oh, the Guardians of the Galaxy. I hate it. Get the fuck out of here. Let's go. I hate that so much. I hate that. We're going to beat you up at the live show, Dane. I swear to God.

I've got three more that I'll do at the live show. This is the incredible photo of him. What is that? Bradley Cooper. Beautiful. Like which movie was that from? I have no idea. Who knows, thank you very much for listening. My name is Dave Miller. And I'm now Spain. And I am Tim lag man.

And we are your f**k buddies. I don't know why I put you off on that one, Dave. you