F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Welcome to F*ck Buddies (@Fck_Buddies), the dating and sex advice podcast setting out to smash toxic masculinity and rape culture. We're here to answer all of your sticky, sexy questions! With hosts Dain Miller (@TheDainiac) and Niall Spain (@NiallSpain). Submit your questions by e-mailing fbuddiespodcast@gmail.com!

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Why Isn't She Scared of Me?!

Episode Date: September 21, 2026

Do women even know how emasculating it is when they feel safe around us?! Topics include the male urge to be feared, chubby (complimentary), re-inven...

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Cheesy Investments

Episode Date: September 14, 2026

We work on and introduce a lot of really cool, new characters in this episode, so be ready for that. Topics include errand dates, call spamming, the...

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Suitcase Full of Sex Doll

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

I understand that some things need to be handled discretely, but there are also some things that shouldn't be dumped in a lake. Topics include how to...

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Puss in Tatters

Episode Date: August 24, 2026

If anybody needs me, I'll be hanging out with my other God buddies today, so please don't try to reach me via anything other than astral projection....

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Just Be Normal

Episode Date: August 17, 2026

It's not hard, guys. Just be normal. Just don't do anything weird. Topics include bringing your own ball, letting people know you're ready to date,...

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Sam Raimi's Dating Advice

Episode Date: August 10, 2026

You idiots are hitting the gym, developing a personality, and trying new hobbies. I'm getting taken over by an evil alien slime. We are NOT the same...

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Bung Ho

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

I don't think we deserve a lot of credit for the stuff that we say on this show, however, the amount of butt puns accidentally stumble into this week...

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Hot Flash, Buddy!

Episode Date: July 27, 2026

We\re going to take all of the idioms and make them incorrect and there's nothing you can do about it. Topics include do women care about lots of Ins...

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Smooch Train

Episode Date: July 20, 2026

CHOO CHOO! All aboard the smooch train! Honestly, I'm not entirely sure what the Smooch Train is, but I wrote it down in my notebook of episode titl...

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Our Work is Done

Episode Date: July 6, 2026

I know it's hard to believe, but prior to this episode... we weren't perfect. But we have shed our flawed mortal forms and stand before as shimmering...

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Greedy Pervert

Episode Date: June 29, 2026

If you don't listen to this episode, I WILL start tweeting like Drake. Topics include AI catfishing, disclosing all your deal breakers, ruining the m...

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Mecca of Day Game

Episode Date: June 22, 2026

After 400 episodes, we have FINALLY located the Mecca of harassing women who don't want our attention in public spaces. Topics include a dating app w...

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Files Filled With Bees

Episode Date: June 15, 2026

Greg, if you're going to tell me some long-winded story about a filing error... the result better be catstrophic. Topics include the worst brother ev...

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Sk8er Boi

Episode Date: June 8, 2026

You start dating this guy, but you don't really think it's going to go anywhere (because you're a good girl) and the next thing you know... he's slamm...

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Tony Pizza Finds Love

Episode Date: June 1, 2026

I'll never leave you, Tony Pizza. We'll drive off a cliff together in a high speed police chase. Topics include delivery dating, Meta glasses, hyper...

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Scrunch Your Nuts

Episode Date: May 25, 2026

Last week we fixed your finances, this week we're getting your nuts SCRUNCHED. Topics include more than one way to incorrectly use social media, doin...

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Investment Girlfriend

Episode Date: May 18, 2026

If you're not shorting your relationships then you're an absolute idiot. BUY LOW, SELL HIGH! Topics include smart investments, tired of the word cli...

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What Have We Become?!

Episode Date: May 11, 2026

I need to know how serious we are about this relationship and also what you have done to my flesh and bone structure... I'm a monster! Topics include...