F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast - Episode 50 - You're Grounded, Reggie!

Episode Date: September 9, 2019

Look, sometimes you need to play the long game and this week, we have the hottest strategies for getting back at those dang pesky in-laws.  Topics include getting grounded, dating a night owl when you're a morning person, the "what are we?" taboo, porn over sex, the white lie blow-off and asking for consent.

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Yeah, it was. Well, that's all my Fast and Furious jokes for today. You still gotta introduce the podcast. Yeah. Do it! And this is We Are Your Fuck Buddies. We're a dating and sex advice podcast where we take your sticky, sexy situations and turn them into sexy, sticky situations. What up? Welcome back back i'm more sober

this week or am i oh that's an experience i just brushed my teeth not thinking that we were just because i i just ate sushi and i didn't want to be in this confined space with you and have sushi breath thanks it was i was thinking of you thanks and i was not thinking of this whiskey it's actually not bad it's kind of like a minty one yeah it's like it's extra cold as well that's good i'm ready to go if you are yeah yeah yeah all right let's do it i'm gonna start off all right okay this is by user fucking grounded got grounded by my father and all do i have to accept it so i'm using a throwaway because my friends know my main account sorry for errors i'm on mobile Fucking grounded. longer at the table. I was told by my in-laws I was to head to my room without dinner as I was being insubordinate and interrupting dinner. I'm supposed to stay here for 24 hours.

My wife tells me I should accept this to keep the peace. I don't want to. Am I being unreasonable? Should I accept this punishment? So they almost punished my sister-in-law for trying to sneak me food, and I've turned off the Wi-Fi. I'm obviously skirting that with cellular data. What should I do to end this? What? How old is this person?

That's the best thing because i saw it and i thought it was funny and i didn't realize father-in-law i thought i read stepfather in my head so i went through most of it and then i was like wait wife and i was like what so edit don't give away my exact age wife and i are in our 30s jesus and they're on vacation, you said? Yeah. I mean, where, what, are you in, like, their house? I don't think. Like, you're a grown-ass man. You know what? Maybe it is their house.

I figure they're all on holidays together. But guess what? Doesn't matter. Yeah, well, I was just like, you just go to your hotel room. Yeah. Or, like, wherever you're staying. Well, that's where he's meant to stay for 24 hours. He's been grounded.

That's wild. No, you don't have to. No, you're a grown ass man. Yeah. And in fact, you should very much not do it because when does it end? The best thing, what I would do. He'll be spanking you, which I don't know. Maybe that's cool.

I would order just so many pizzas to the house and then just sit down in front of this fucking dude and just eat every single slice. I'd go eat everything in this fridge. If it is their house, just be like, sorry, I'm hungry and I'm a grown ass fucking man. Yeah, you can't tell me not to eat. Yeah. I'm a man. That's wild.

That's insane. Yeah, I know. Man, I don't even know. I'm trying to imagine. I think this is so bad that you need to break up with your wife she told you to accept this yeah that's that's the other way and the marriage what really concerns me is like what their relationship must be yeah like what was growing up in this house like yeah if as a as a grown man you can't also it's not like he

answered the phone at the table also it sounds like he left the table to not interrupt him. He was being polite. Yeah. People have backwards manners. But no, don't at all. Just don't. Or do. And then write, fuck you wrong, on the family dog.

Yeah. We're not going to steal that joke. I think you could do one of two things. Either be blatant in your rebellion against this punishment and like i said like order a shit ton of food or go down to the fridge and just start eating in front of them um or like leave the house get in your car drive to a restaurant pick up a bunch of food or like go to a grocery store buy a bunch of food buy a hotel room and return and eat it in front of them get some really good shit and don't share or act like the child you're being treated as throw a tantrum and fucking trash the place yeah poop yourself cool

you want to treat me like i'm fucking like a six-year-old kid i'll be six all right i can be six just yell you're not my real dad because he's not yeah call the police call the police yeah like this man is keeping me this man is kidnapped oh my god yeah because technically that's uh you're being held against your will yeah you don't want to be there that's fair and then when when the cops come have him have the the father-in-law explain the situation be like please please like oh i thought you were kidnapping me because what you're saying is actually crazier yeah oh sorry i didn't realize you were grounding me i thought you were holding me against my will yeah because i'm a grown man yeah i don't believe

you can ground me but okay yeah you're not even my dad yeah you're not a my dad. Yeah. You're not my real dad. Just take it as a joke. When he says it, just laugh it off. And then next time he says it, just laugh again. Like, just keep acting like it's a joke. Because guess what? It is. It is a joke. It's a fucking joke.

Or, you know what? Maybe play the long game. Accept the punishment. Then marry his wife, and then you'll be his dad. And then ground him. I mean, you could do that. That doesn't make sense. Or wait.

His granny. His mother. Wait until Thanksgiving or Christmas and invite them over for dinner. And just wait. Just wait. Maybe he uses the wrong fork at the table. Maybe he uses the wrong spoon. Maybe he passes right when everyone's going left.

Maybe he takes a bite before you're done saying grace exactly say grace forever even if you don't say grace ever say it say it and be like make it long do weird pauses in the middle i'm i'm sorry uh reggie did you did you just eat before we say grace you're grounded i'm sorry um susan please take his plate away yeah also go up to the room you're going to be staying there for 24 hours sit on the bold step yeah

and just like just just play that you know what I mean it's your house exactly you're allowed to if he can do this to you

as a grown ass man you're allowed to do it to him as a grown ass man ground this motherfucker at the next family outing hire private security and get them to forcefully remove him yeah put him on the bolt step i'm watching i'm sure you have a friend who's a big dude spank him oh put him right in his place even better be like you know

reggie come over here all right drop the pants please do the irish mammy and whack him with a wooden spoon he'll never fucking or spank him with his own belt. Ooh. Be like, take your belt off, Reggie. Nope, I lie over my lap. I'm sure you're going to have to see this, kids. But... Yeah, no, this is all kinds of wrong.

I don't want to live in a world where this is real. But, like, I love that he's questioning it. Like, there's a... What would he do if everyone's like, no, yeah, that's normal? Yeah. Oh, it happens all the time. Yeah, 100%. No, he owns you now.

I go stay with Amanda's family, like, every Christmas. And I would say I get grounded at least once every year when I'm there. Yeah. Sometimes I come back and I have to, like, just, like, get back in my pod and grow a new butt because it's been belted off so many times. Yeah. Yeah, it's wild. All off so many times yeah yeah it's that's wild all right your turn okay this is by double grounded my son-in-law grounded me at

thanksgiving do we cop our advice into the future um this comes from user apri 51 56 sorry whoa whoa big difference i know right That's five more eyebrows. My So this is from a 28-year-old female and the boyfriend's 31. My boyfriend is only horny in the morning and I'm the complete opposite. Help. We've been together three years.

Live together and both have very stressful jobs. Our sex life has gone downhill in the past year or so and one of the big issues is that I'm really only interested in sex in the morning. I'm sorry, he's only interested in sex in the morning, and I'm not a morning person, and I'm only really interested in sex at night. He's not a night person. Easy. When he works nights, then your morning will be her night, and her night will be your morning.

There's another solution to this. Even though I fixed it. I'm going to answer with song. god afternoon delight my motto's always been when it's right it's right why wait until the middle of a cold dark night rubbing sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite but the thought of loving you was getting so excited sky rockets in flight afternoon delight afternoon delight yes we just got sued shit there is a time that like it all out beep beep beep beep beep um there's a time that exists between those times there are many times before night and after morning get home and it's called the afternoon. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like... And I get it. If you're working a nine to five, that's not really an option. Well, realistically, six and seven are still afternoon. Yeah. The only thing that isn't afternoon is noon, really. True.

And it is noon. And also it's after the last noon but you can you can find just fuck when you get home from work yeah like i don't know i feel like if you're not feeling horny it's probably because you're not eating healthily sleeping enough or like getting enough exercise or you're just so stressed that you're just not in the mood so there was a there was an update on this and it said uh that they are currently on vacation and she's never seen him so horny yeah um so i would say it's because he's not exhausted and he's not stressed and he's not sad and you guys are probably like in the pool it's it's fucking work related i'm sure you know i mean

where i get it after a hard day's work the last thing he probably wants to do is, you know, exert himself further or, you know what I mean? Or he's distracted or stressed or whatever's going on at work. I don't know what he does. But they do say, I believe she says that they both work in stressful work environments. Where is it? Yeah, both have very stressful jobs um also there's a beautiful thing that exists in this kind of situation and it's called compromise called a blow job um and it's it's one of those things where i think like sometimes you have to do something

you're not 100 into you know what i mean it's like my thing is i like i don't know i'm i'm not a huge morning person but if morning sex is on the table yeah 100 guess who's now a morning person who's like i don't i can't my dick is yeah you can't get me out of bed for like love nor money but for sex yeah i'm awake um and it's and also like and again we're always of course sticking by the don't do things you don't want to do and but like there's a difference between not wanting to do it and being like oh i would prefer it yeah exactly and then being like i'd prefer it morning all my boxes aren't being checked right now it's like well i doubt you're 100 like no not at all.

Yeah. And if you are, then I think that's probably a different, there's another issue and I wouldn't even be able to begin to guess what it is, but there there's, there's something else at play. If neither one of you are willing to compromise in order to meet each other halfway and somewhere, if you're literally so tired in the morning or so tired in the evening or so turned off that you just can't even like my partner was horny as hell even if i'm not in the mood i would like yeah of course like whatever and then guess what halfway through i'm definitely in the mood yeah i mean after a few minutes sometimes i'm like oh i'm not sure and like i wouldn't initiate but if they're initiating or whatever, I'm not going to be not horny. Like, that's what?

Yeah. It makes sense. I don't know. And you can also, like, if you know he's horny at night, or sorry, in the morning, you know, maybe give him a little morning blowjob. Yeah. If you're not particularly appealing. Or like a handjob or whatever.

And like, vice versa. Yeah. If she's horny at night, go down on her. Yeah. Like, coming is coming or you know i mean like have a toy and and maybe ask him to to play with you know i mean if if if he has to literally do nothing but sort of hold something in the right spot which you can help guide like to him to put on a nice polo and some sweats and just like stand there while you

fucking go to town yeah i mean there are there are things to do that that can hopefully sort of reshape your feelings about sex at specific times and also like if you guys are both willing to go out of your way to like help pleasure the other person i think that'll also help foster like more sexiness you know what i mean yeah like no one's feeling beholden no one's like oh this is my time this is your time they're not whatever every time is everyone's time you know what i mean like it doesn't matter that's morning i'll help you out and maybe i don't want you in me but like whatever or it's like oh maybe you're not like you don't want to fuck me but

you'll still like go down on me like it's nice to do to each other um it's definitely something that you guys like need to sort of put on put your hands on the table, play your cards and be like, look, I know. Or even just try to, you know, diagnose why morning isn't like, what about morning? Is it just because you're too tired? Maybe go to bed a little earlier. Yeah. You know what I mean? Or is it, you know, you feel like you need a shower or maybe you need to go and brush your teeth, feel a little fresher.

Or like, I know I've been with people who, like in the morning, they only like being penetrated. They don't like having their clit rubbed or vice versa, you know, which I find weird, but whatever. That's cool. Like, if you know that, then communicate that. Because if they don't know, they're probably doing the same normal thing. And if you feel slightly different in the morning yeah that's not gonna be good for you but maybe there is something you know to me maybe there is something you do like because I definitely know people who's like preferences change in the

morning I don't know why but it's a thing I mean like if you feel less fresh and you don't want people down there mm-hmm that's fine yeah just communicate that hands exist you know I mean yeah there you need to you need to really uh sort of dig a little deeper than i'm a morning person yeah he's a night person like well that's it we're fucked you need to sort of you know scrape away some of the layers and figure out what specifically about those times of day work for you and don't work for you and then see if you can rectify that situation yeah and like try you know maybe try eat a little better go for a little bit more exercise sleep a little more because those are all things that definitely you know tie into your libido or

make sure that you're making time on the weekend to just when neither one of you slam yeah have have you know these and that's another thing. If you guys were regularly fucking well on the weekends, I don't think this would be as much of an issue. But the fact that it is makes me believe that that's not a thing. Also, the lack of communication, it seems like, because it's a very surmountable problem. Yeah. I don't know.

Those are my issues. Dig a little deeper. Make sure you're getting that afternoon delight. I thought you were about to say that ass. Same thing, really. This is by MooCowPoop. Why is it so taboo to ask what we are? Or what are we?

Oh, no. Okay. It's a lot of shit. Oh, my God. Yeah. Right? That's too much. That is the answer to the question yeah that much writing

for that question yeah is a hundred percent the answer to that question is because the the question what are we is such an over analysis of a very simple concept yeah um that that's the thing it's like you don't need to ask like i i don't think it's ever a normal question i think it's very loaded you know yeah no there's there's a there's a real question that you want to ask but you're too afraid to ask it regardless whether it's a i would like to date you you know what i mean or i would like to be exclusive or i don't want to be exclusive so instead of actually putting your your point out in front you're trapping them yeah you've blanketed it and letting that like you're you're taking the coward's way out and letting them make

the decision and then you're gonna be reactionary to that yeah um because one of those answers is what you're not looking for and one is yeah a hundred percent that's exactly it it's oh man i almost want to read through that stuff just we can pick her apart but like that's that's exactly why because it's it's not a good question because you're being put on the spot it's like i'm challenging you i I know the answer. I want you to get it right. Yeah. Go. Like that's not fun. No. And it's never, it's never, or it's very rarely, I think, like, I think if you guys are on the same page, you don't need to ask that question anyway. So it's generally asked when they're unhappy and it's also it's it's also a very low chance of getting

an honest answer because the second you say that they're going to try to think what you want to hear yeah and either say that or try to phrase how they actually feel through the filter of what they think that you want to hear so it's like which they might also have gotten wrong and that's like that's panels of it's like what they think you want to hear mm-hmm minus or like add another layer of like a lie to cover what they actually want so it's like it's being filtered through so many layers of bullshit by the time it reaches you whatever answer it is is you know 98% what they want to say and or sorry 98% bullshit and 2% what they want to say and or sorry 98

bullshit and two percent what they want to say also they're guessing what you want to which yeah they probably don't know they have no idea and then then comes the favorite my favorite thing ever is when they start to qualify their cowards way out with other cowardly shit like well it's just my friends have been asking or like oh my mom was wondering or like like all these other people because they're they're just not in the relationship right now they don't have an opinion because they're asking you what you are and then they're like the reason i'm asking because people who have no idea and don't know me are asking us i just want to have an answer for them like no you just you want a date. Just say it. Yeah. I hate, I hate it.

Yeah. It's, it's the worst question. Again, if you need to, before you ask, what are we? Answer the question in your head. What do I want us to be? Yeah. And if it's, if you want to keep it casual, then say, Hey, are we, are you cool? Are we cool keeping this casual?

And if, if you're afraid that that question is going to ruin what you have then that's your answer yeah that's your answer and vice versa is the exact same yeah like if you want to ask scare someone off with what you want then then you're not in a good relationship because they don't want what you want and guess what it's gonna suck because you going to be sad and keep inside. And then they're going to be like, why is this person being weird? Yeah. This is where you get the whole, you know, square peg in the round hole. You're just going to keep cramming someone into what you want.

Or alternatively, you're going to be trying to cram yourself into what you think someone else wants. That's why it's not taboo. It's just straight up a bad question. Yeah. Also, it's uh that's why it's it's not taboo it's just straight up a bad question yeah also it's like let's be fair you know like you don't it's not it's never asking what we are that's what we're going to be because if you don't know whether you're exclusive or not then my guess is you're not exclusive firstly but secondly like how could you not fucking know there's like if they haven't gone hey we should be exclusive and you actually have that fucking chat you're not yes until the words we are exclusive have been spoken by both of both of you yeah in agreement it is sober it is not it's not an exclusive you fucking know what you are yeah you just wonder

what you're going to be and you're too scared to say it so you want somebody else to make the decision for you and then gonna be weird about it probably no one's like oh can we just like let's just make the the deal now to stop asking what yeah what we are and just say what you want to be yes and and take the you know be be brave enough to communicate your intentions and and feelings and your expectations and it's win-win either way because if they agree fuck yeah cool they disagree then that's good too because you're like going different directions it's just gonna hurt more the more it goes on exactly if you're like hey uh we've been dating long enough and i feel like i'd like to be exclusive with you and they're like oh actually i'm nowhere near that point if you're cool with that if you're like oh okay like i'll ride this

wave a little longer great if you're like oh well i'm sorry but i'm not i'm not interested in pursuing this if this isn't going to go somewhere then you've saved yourself the time yeah because if you then instead asked hey what are we and the guy's like oh i know she wants a relationship and i'd like to keep fucking her so i mean uh we're we're like a good thing you're gonna get this weird bullshit thing that's gonna sate your but the thing is even like anytime i've had that situation i'm like well like you know like you know what we are like obviously we're like casual like why like did something change like why are you asking this i'm like okay well are you good with this yeah yeah of course of course three weeks later so what are we i'm like we had this chat like clearly you want something else no i don't i don't like i'm cool with this okay

why do you keep asking well it's just my friends i'm like okay and then three weeks later they're like why aren't we dating i'm like so that's what you meant to say for the last fucking six weeks. Yeah. But guess what? Does anybody in the comments agree with us? Nope. No. It's fucked. It's not an unreasonable question. Anyone who avoids answering isn't relationship material. It's not taboo.

It's because people are afraid. Defining a relationship is a sign of emotional strength. Yes, but you're not doing that. Yes. No. Everyone kind of wildly throwing darts in the dark. Yeah. Trying to guess what each other wants.

But also like the irony of someone being like, I'm putting the onus on somebody else. And if they can't answer it, that's not emotional strength. You're not fucking answering it. This is my favorite. It's not taboo. I typically ask this two to three months in. Cool. Nice little timeline that makes literally no

sense yeah um because that's exactly like what we hate it's like just timelines that don't make sense well if you've only like seen someone three times two months doesn't matter still ask it yeah fuck off this comes from reddit user strawberry pop tart Why do so many men prefer porn to sexual activity with their spouse? I see these posts constantly in my groups, and have even had tons of friends and family experience their husbands or boyfriends not wanting to engage in sexual activity with them, preferring to masturbate to porn, even multiple times a week. Even when the woman is adventurous and will try new things

and act out the man's fantasies and fetishes what is your experience men what people who prepare for fair porn to real life partners um no they're saying why do men prefer porn to sexual activity with their spouses and she's saying that i see these posts all the time that like the the spouse is catching them masturbating or isn't having sex with them. Well, I'm assuming that he's a morning person and she's an evening person. I don't know. I read a lot of these posts because we have to have questions every week. I don't come up against that a lot.

Well, so like I think this is being filtered through the female lens in the fact that like they're missing a lot of things such as like I'm trying to I'm trying to pose this in a way that doesn't sound accused troublesome so far I know it but like things like men tend to be you know generally the ones who initiate sexual yeah you know what i mean and that also usually means they're also the ones who are rejected the most yeah so um it it doesn't really make sense to me if if there's an active sex life it doesn't make sense to me that men are no refusing but like then things like um i also think it's really important that they say spouses because like we definitely do it's almost like a running joke where it's like i'm married so i can kiss my sex life goodbye yeah i mean like any any long-term relationship

sees a dip in sexual activity i mean like that just happens yeah um and it's and i don't necessarily think it's a bad thing i think it's more of a comfort thing i think it's more of a um a security thing like you're you don't necessarily feel the need to uh you know mark your territory as much as when you're single like you want to fuck someone as much as you can to stay relevant i mean like when you're dating right like the more you have sex with someone the more you're their predominant source of pleasure i guess i mean like that's a biological thing right yeah i don't know i don't think i've ever thought like i'm not talking like i don't think we were conscious of it but like that's a biological like new new partners are fun so like the less new someone is than the less

like super fun it's always still fun if someone is, then the less like super fun. It's always still fun. If sex is good, like you're going to want to do it again. The older you get, like the less libido you have anyway. So it's like, you know, we'll do a point, but.

And it's also, it's not, it's not the main contributing factor of why you're in a relationship. Like when you, when you start a new sexual relationship or when you start a new relationship of any sort, having sex with them is, is like sort of at the top of the totem in terms of like

things you want to do together and once the sort of novelty wears off and you become a little more connected and a little more emotionally attached um there are more important things to do like spending quality time together and There's nothing more important. But everyone's totem of needs is different. But it definitely, I get it. I understand why sex goes down. But I think, again, if both partners, or the female in this case, wants to initiate sex and wants to maintain a sex life and the husband is ignoring that and choosing porn instead.

That's the thing. As far as I know, I don't know a single person who would do that. You know what I mean? Porn addiction is 100% a thing. Porn addiction is, yeah, it's a thing. There's also all kinds of things that can factor into that i've like previous relationships in which he was uh constantly refused sex you know what i mean or and or like sex was was not a big thing or was um you know taught that uh he he wasn't worthy of sex

you know i mean there's a bunch of things where um it could be a self-confidence issue as well like if you're growing older like as a couple maybe you don't feel as sexy anymore and like you don't need to be sexy to jerk off because it's just you it's a solo act and that's the thing maybe he thinks you're busy maybe he thinks you're not into it maybe he feels self-conscious and like there's no honest yeah you can just fucking it literally it's effortless and it's doesn't involve any risk or anything it's just you jerk it you're done yeah and and like again i'm i'm not trying to sound but like people have have weird things with sex and it's like if you don't make it known or uh

if he feels like he's not satisfying you that's gonna massively affect his self-worth in that aspect so if he's his choices to feel guilty jerking off yeah or disappoint you i also like what what would you rather do you know i mean like disappoint yourself and disappoint your wife i also love like the terminology of like catching them as if like masturbating is a bad thing yeah it's like that that already kind of like gives an insight to what this relationship might a bad thing yeah it's like that that already kind of like gives an insight to what this relationship might be like if if it's like i caught you like what are you doing like you're you're doing something bad like yeah if you're kind of closed off sexually in that sense then i doubt like you know what i mean maybe that's why again i can only

go i just find found a really interesting yeah i feel like this is to say things so broadly um and be like you know husband's boyfriend's not wanting to engage sexual activity it's like well in my experience in in in the questions that we've answered and we've seen and like we've seen excuse me hundreds of them over the almost year now that we've been doing this um there's usually like another layer to it you know what i mean of whether it's you know someone not necessarily communicating properly like for as far as this husband knows like they might actually not know that they want to initiate that you know i mean like they might have tried x amount of times while you were they might not even want it but are now

feeling like it's being you know what i mean like yeah maybe just because they don't want it doesn't mean they're still okay with them not getting it from them you know what i mean no like we've had questions where like people are like i don't want to whatever but i'm still upset when they go and do that and it's like oh yeah your cake and have it right um again like with the vague question we can only give a spectrum of answers because it could be any of these um but i think like communication is key talk to them be like hey it seems like you'd prefer to do this then sleep with me like is there a reason for that and you know talk it through yeah maybe they don't know that that's really an option right exactly and that like i think that's my my big point is it's probably because um they've been trained whether in this relationship or another that um that is it's not a viable option that it's it's their main source

of sexual satisfaction is going to come from masturbation yeah and that's because either you know maybe their past partner again like i like I said, was a night person, diminished their, yeah, diminished their like self-worth because they constantly were like, no, I'm not in the mood. I'm not in the mood. And it's like, you can only be told no so many times when you just like, you're not, you don't want to seem like a pest when it comes to like sex. Also, you should be a good person and listen to people's wishes. So if you've been told no so many times like looking

for it then seems like you're trying to pressure someone into doing it it seems like you're not taking no for an answer which you don't ever want to do because that's fucked up so then you just internalize that and you're like whatever i just won't yeah and that's the thing it's like you can only be told no so many times before you know it starts to to affect you um to you know just put yourself out there and be like hey should we you know maybe maybe get sexy tonight no yeah you know i mean it's like or even even not that crude even if it's just like i'm sorry i'm tired yeah i have a headache you know i've got to be up early tomorrow what you know x amount of reasons why not eventually like no one no one's going to do that forever even when you're

just led to believe that your libido is so much more than somebody else's you kind of like never really know when that time is right yeah you know if you've been told no like i'm not moved like and you're just very horny all the time or at least yeah a lot more often than that you don't really know when the right time to bring that up is or like okay balls in your balls in your court but then they're like why haven't you initiated and you're like what the fuck yeah different issue but yeah i don't know there's a lot of reasons but communicate yeah and i i do want to mention that like porn addiction does exist this could be a situation where it is in fact not anyone's fault or like you know it's not a communication thing it's a in fact, not anyone's fault or like, you know, it's not a communication thing.

It's a it's a it's a porn addiction thing because overconsumption of porn can really fuck you up. And has, you know, could be that could be that been doing a pretty, pretty big number on on men in our generation. Don't little update? On what? So I delved into the comments on that last question about the what are we? And it turns out she's really upset because she'd basically been

dating someone for four months and says, I like hanging out with you, but I wonder, like, what are we? And he said, oh, thank you. But can I get back to you tomorrow on that? And she's like losing it. She's like, what the fuck is his problem?

It's simple. I like this too or I don't like this. Obviously, he likes it or he wouldn't be doing it, girl. You, that's not what you want. Not once have I said anything about a boyfriend, commitment, or wedding ring. Not once. Yeah. Although, the whole, like, can I get back to you like tomorrow see that's also a

weird fucking response it is kind of weird but i assume like it is very catch-off-guard question like and like like you said you kind of want to like think through it and make sure you kind of take their perspective in i don't hate it i kind of appreciate that because i feel like that's actually honest he probably was like shit i need to actually like think about this yeah um because also you know he knows like the i like hanging out with you if he was she was like do you like it too it's a stupid fucking question obviously but secondly the what are we that's very different i don't know i just find it really funny and you know there's an ulterior motive for that question like something happened um but yeah literally everyone in the

fucking comments is like 100 do it all the time no yeah i know it's it's very strange i can't remember who i think it's kanye who was like i never ask people for advice who are less successful than me and it's like maybe maybe like you know dive into some of these people's post histories and see what they're dealing with before like yeah if everyone you know, dive into some of these people's post histories and see what they're dealing with before. Like if everyone, you know what I mean? If everyone in AA meeting is telling you it's okay to drink,

then like you might want to look around at the company you're keeping. This is by sweet Bella 92. The guy, 39 year old male. I 26 year old female. I'm casually dating lied to me. Oh, I'm casually seeing this lied to me. Uh-oh. I've been casually seeing this guy,

Jake, for a few weeks now. Met him on Tinder. It's a casual relationship for now. We text almost every day, sometimes calling, et cetera. So yesterday I was walking home

from my yoga class and I happened to look through a restaurant window to see Jake eating dinner with I guess are two of his friends. Doesn't make sense, but okay. One's a female and the other is male.

They seem to be having a nice conversation. I don't see food. How long did you watch? I don't see food on the table yet. They must have just sat down. I thought about popping in to say hi, but that would have been rude of me. So I text him instead. I said, I got out of yoga.

What are you up to? I can see him through the window licking his phone or replying back to me. Not feeling so great, babe. In bed thinking of you. As soon as I read that, I walked away and went home. Now I can't stop thinking about it. I haven't responded back yet, and I think I should soon. Can't help but wonder if I should call him out on his lie.

I know we are dating casually, but it bothers me. It bothers me to the point I may just end it. Don't kill yourself. Man, I'm torn on this. I know, me too. So, I know exactly why he did what he did. Because, got out of yoga yoga what are you up to implies that like you want to hang out yeah and if he's not feeling up to it like if it's a fairly new thing like plans with his friends I know which he clearly does it's it's one of the things but

it's like it's weird to be like oh I'm not feeling like he could totally just say oh like i'm i'm just out with some friends you know what i mean like it it shouldn't be a bad thing to say that you have plans outside of the person that you're dating yeah but how many people have you been with and you've said that and they either one want to join or two want you to meet up afterwards or like you know like yeah and i've been there before where sometimes like it's just not worth because it doesn't matter either way you're not hanging out with them and it's just not worth because it doesn't matter either way. You're not hanging out with them and it's not like a malicious lie. Yeah. No, I know.

Like, I get you. Also. And I'm not saying that I haven't done it because I have. Yeah. No. Also, like, he probably knows where you do yoga because we've been talking long enough and you guys live in the same area. So he probably knows you're right down the road and maybe he doesn't want you to swing

by in the middle of like him having chats with his friends because like if you're not that close sometimes it would just suck to be like and also if you ask can he say no yeah not really but also his friends might be like why is your random tinder date just here while we're having our like night like we planned this for two weeks so like i kind of get that too because he can't like i'm sure maybe he doesn't know the exact place he's gotta have a fair fucking idea you know to be fair i have no idea where amanda's burlesque studio is well that's just you being a bad boyfriend right there yeah but like i don't know i just and i will say i'm mainly pushed this way because every single comment is like he's

cheating dump him which one you're doing casually so he can't possibly cheat and secondly i doubt he's off no it's just it's also it's a pretty buck wild cheating situation if he's with two people hey it's 2019 you take your biases out yeah i mean maybe he's just you know taken to this couple um yeah no i mean like 100 the whole situation that happens here is he doesn't want to hang out with you tonight and he's just sort of clearing that option off the table yeah is that so wrong you know my my biggest issue is know, not feeling so great in bed thinking of you. That's a lame thing to say. That's my biggest issue with this whole situation.

That's a fucking weird one. I'm imagining someone with diarrhea just kind of thinking about my pussy. Just kind of. It's not hot? Yeah, I don't know. i would hope now as an older wiser man that should i ever become single again that like i would do away with that but i i definitely like when i was younger and single i did this all the time if i knew someone was like trying to booty call me or trying to set up like you know uh doing the subtle sort of like what are you up to yeah um i would definitely you know make up a reason as

like a pretty good lie as to why yeah you know i wouldn't be around because the thing is like if you're not in the mood or if you want to spend time with your friends or like you're tired or something like there's nothing worse than being honest with someone and then then being like oh cool come by after and then having to explain well i'm actually tired or like i actually don't want to because then they inevitably take it the wrong way and it's like fuck me for just wanting to go to bed early for once my like or not have to go over to yours or not have you in my space like maybe he just wants to go to fucking bed you know what i mean yeah however i usually just tell people honestly i'm like oh i'm out with friends they're like oh

welcome over later i'm like no or yes i don't know it's like i mean yeah my thing is always just like we'll see like i don't know how like i don't know i very rarely do i ever plan my days and being like um or nights out like yeah how many times have we gone out and been out until like like there was that one day where we went to fucking round yeah and we were there for like until like six yeah like we were there way past any time i don't know why that place did not close that night yeah but it's like imagine if someone was like oh once you're done you want to come by my place and i was like yeah sure yeah or even if they were like hey what area are you in it's like yeah we just literally move across the entire city yeah like that sounds like a lie i

mean there was again that night we did the like uh what the fuck was it called safe space karaoke or whatever it was we were i was supposed to meet up with someone they were being shitty about being like oh we'll be here at 10 o'clock i went there at 10 o'clock and they just like weren't they were just like oh yeah we'll be a little later it's like all right fuck this and then i messaged you it's just like let's do something yeah um and then like they got back to me like 145 like at last they were like, we're heading out. Where are you? It's like, what are you doing?

No. Like, did you really think I was going to like wait? Yeah. The bar for three hours for you to like get your shit together? No. Five hours. It's a long time. Yeah.

Yeah. No, it's, I don't think they should be chastised. I also think it's kind of weird if you then call him on your lie because you also kind of lied. Yeah, you were lurking outside the window. You know. You could just be like, oh, just went by a restaurant, saw you were there, like, hope you're having a good time or whatever. Because you literally did lie. You pretended you didn't see them.

So, like, why is all the onus on them? Because you're kind of doing the same thing. I don't know. I want to, like... it seems like you're fishing for let's but like this person's fishing for an invite to the restaurant 100 yeah like there's no way to wait outside the window and text on that and you know what i mean there really isn't unless you want an invite in and you clearly want to go in but you thought it was weird but you want them to not make it weird but the fact that they didn't bring you in you're trying to turn it around it's weird, but you want them to not make it weird. But the fact that they didn't bring you in, you're trying to turn it around. It's like, they didn't want you there. And you knew that,

which is why you didn't just walk in. So this situation is okay. Yeah. It's, you know, it's, it's a harmless lie. And like,

again, if someone was like, why, why'd you lie? I'd be like, well, cause I didn't want to have to like, tell you that I didn't want to hang out with you.

And that I didn't want you to like, come hang out with my friends. Cause it's a time that me and my friends get to spend together which a lot of people will be upset by but is 100% okay yeah I don't know I want to like get to a point in the world where we can like literally say I'm just out with my friends and if someone was like oh cool can I join and it's okay for you to say no we're just yeah we're just having a night yeah it's Yeah, sorry, I rarely get to see these guys. And I've spent two nights with you this week.

And I'd like to just hang out with them. Exactly. Because guess what? They're more important than you are. Yeah. They're so much more important than you are. You're nothing right now. You're a few weeks or a few dates.

I'm sure they love it. But they're their fucking friends. That's their life. Yeah. You know what I mean? People got to fucking relax yeah and there's like there's nothing more alarming as a friend when all of a sudden you mean shit your your like random tinder hookup or like your casual fuck buddy is now slowly like i'm not i don't want to say like integrated because like that's that's a cool

thing you know what i mean but integrated but like just just showing up like if if you have plans with your buddies and then all of a sudden you're just like oh by the way here she is yeah and your friends are just like what's happening and there's there's obviously different times different levels and like when you use the word integrated like that's what happens when it is normal and it's good and that's the best thing because you always want to include your like your friends significant others and partners in because like if you don't that's fucking weird and two like that's a large part of who they are but that's when they're a large part of who they are and not when they're just some rando yeah you know i mean like this week um one of our friends who's just started seeing a girl um asked to join in our

pathfinder session yeah and we were all like hell yeah absolutely that's cool because like she's been hanging out with us more yeah um we all want around because she's cool she's cool and but you i guess she felt a little left out because we kept making pathfinder jokes and references and she was like hey do you mind if i like just kind of see what the fuck you guys are talking about yeah because we make references that make all the time no sense um and we were all just like yeah and it's cool and it was like i think like she's also very very cool um in the sense that like she literally sat there and just observed yeah and like we we did our best to sort of like tell her but like at no point in time was

she like getting in the way or like yeah no she was great you know redirecting things about her you know i mean like she literally was just there and like did her thing and like she was like i want to like be here and like see what you guys are talking about and then that's what she did yeah it wasn't like i won't be here and see what you guys are talking about but then she was like why aren't you hanging out with me guys or like why are you doing this boring ass shit because i'm sure it could be really boring but she was great but like there was a part of me um again our friend asked which is also a very important thing to do is to make sure everyone is cool with it um

and uh we were all like yeah that's that's cool but like yeah there was a part of me like deep down where i was just like oh this is gonna suck or like this could suck um and it didn't and it was awesome and like it just makes me realize i don't know it kind of like puts me at ease and makes me happy that like she she's a cool person. Yeah. It's great. Cause it's, it's a good,

like, it's like, Oh, okay. My friend is now also with a good person. Yeah. That's the best. Um,

but that's to get back to this question. Let's, let's try to be honest and then also not get mad at honesty. Yeah. If, if it's a harmless on it you know what i mean like if someone's being an asshole to you if someone's like actually i'm ashamed of you you're a little too fat yeah um and i don't want my friends to see you fuck that okay no fuck that shit but if

the guy's literally just like i want to hang out with my friends i want to hang out with my friends and and i i just you know i i just want to see them tonight yeah and like don't take it personally don't get upset don't get offended realize that that's a very healthy thing yes space is is good like amanda literally just went on a trip for four days with her friend how dare she and it's it's nice to do that every now and then exactly charge and get away and like not have to worry about anything and just sort of like get back to some things that you'd like to do when you're alone it's like i just i hate when people can't let people be people yeah you know um and like there's nothing more unhealthy than needing to be somebody's everything

and for them to be your everything ever let alone off the bat yeah um and like it's a harmless lie you know what i mean like you literally have proof that he's not doing anything wrong yeah right like he's having dinner and what seems like a nice conversation with his friends like it's not like he's off murdering somebody or cheating on you because guess what he could be fucking someone in that same restaurant you could see it and he's also not cheating on you yes and if he texts you was like hey i'm fucking this girl that would actually be weirder yeah you know like my answer to this so here's what i'm gonna throw down here um she says she wants to bring it up i would say if it's really bothering you and it's really

eating away and if you like this guy bring it up be like hey i actually saw you at at a restaurant when i text you that and you said that you were in bed that bothers me yeah it's there's no harm in that either because i promise you what he's gonna say is i'm really sorry i just want to hang out with my friends and i didn't want to seem like i was blowing you off i'm like 80 sure that is the reason why he did what he did and that way you're not always going because if you don't keep going and it bothers you literally every time he texts you you're gonna assume that he's lying to you yeah and you're just gonna get worse and worse the most toxic foundation for a relationship so yeah that's the thing you need to either literally like and actually get over it you know or bring it up if it bothers you that much yeah and once you've done once you're done

with it get it all out don't accept the first thing he says you know i mean if it still bothers you literally talk about it until you're over it yeah and if or and if you're not over it then end it exactly but wait once a liar always a liar if someone's willing to lie about something inconsequential they'll about bigger things i'd say that's that's probably his wife i mean you know what that could also be true but like it's just like every every single fucking question dump him and run always trust your instincts and leave once a liar always a liar he's already blown one of the cornerstones of any relationship like i think that's people lie when they have something to hide i think that's all a little fucking dramatic, guys.

And like the comments kill me because these are all the worst fucking advice generally. Yeah. And then it's like everyone picks the holier than thou like 19 fucking 80s. Like never lie. Always one partner ever. Like they have, you know, it's like fuck off. You're allowed to date more than one person when you're not exclusive. Also, I highly doubt anyone who's like leave them immediately. That's like, fuck off. You're allowed to date more than one person when you're not exclusive. Also, I highly doubt anyone who's like, leave them immediately.

That's what I would do. I was like, I promise you that isn't what you would do. No, it's probably the exact opposite. Yeah. But they would be bitter about it for years. Yeah. Reddit user, ChillSwitchEngage, which I like that. It's a pretty good name.

Oh, yeah. When you have a new girl over, how much do you ask or not ask when making moves? Had a Tinder date over last night and I felt kind of embarrassed because I kept asking before doing things like asking to cuddle, cupping her breasts, going down, and eventually fucking her. She asked me if I was going to keep asking her before doing stuff. Haha. Admittedly, don't have much experience with doing this and probably wouldn't have asked so much if the last person I had over didn't shut me down super quick when I had tried to rest my hand on her stomach under her shirt. So it's an acceptable amount. I want to be respectful, but I also know it's usually on guys to take the initiative and don't want to ruin the mood by keep asking for permission.

Yeah, that's a tough one. Because, like, there's such a thing as, like, what's the word? Tacit consent? because like there's such a thing as like what's the word like tacit uh consent where it's like it's non-verbal but like if someone's like yeah 100 like you know what i mean like you can consent with your actions without having to be like yes this is okay um but i don't know i feel like if like there's nothing wrong with you know if you want to kiss somebody like going in slowly for the kiss because then they have the option to yeah say no or not and like it's fairly fucking obvious what you're trying to do so like you know it's it's not like they're going to be caught by surprise if once you just grab them and fucking go for it if they

have the chance to pull out or say no you know or i always ask like unless it's very clear for like the first thing and after that it's kind of like you just do i don't know it is one of those awkward things because it seems very like when you try and verbalize doing things without actually asking it sounds worse than it is you know what i mean um but i think like if you just take things slowly and listen to what they say and or do uh you should be okay but i don't also think there's any harm in like the odd ask so that's the point i wanted to bring up with this was let's not shame men who are concerned about consent well that's the thing the reason why i'm not saying yes ask every i met with hers so she said specifically she asked if i was going to

keep asking her before doing stuff that's what i mean the reason why i'm not saying yes ask before you do things is because i have literally been with people and they're like it was super lame when you asked i'm like okay like cool or like someone i've heard people say like oh he kept like asking me if like this was okay and i was like it was but the more he said that like are so on like turned off like i've heard people say that which is why i'm not saying because in my mind if i say yeah yeah go ask for everything somebody will go and do that and then be shot down and then they'll learn what i'm saying is don't do what they're doing i'm asking women i know i'm agreeing with you yeah okay i i'm just saying the reason why i didn't say it was okay for a guy to say that is because i'm expecting

them to do that because i know i i know but that's that's not the point i'm trying to make regardless of whether people do it or don't what i'm saying is if someone is uh actively trying to make sure that you're consenting to something don't fucking be a bitch about it like don't don't be shitty about it i'm completely agreeing with you i know but you're saying that i'm not going to say it because i don't you know what i mean no i'm saying the only reason why i haven't brought up like i know i know your point i'm it is this exact same point so, so yes, I understand that it can be a bit of a mood breaker. I totally get it. Also shouldn't be.

It should be hot that someone respects you. And also like, yeah, what's if someone's like, Hey, can I touch your dick? I'd be like, yeah, I find that sexy. I don't care. Yeah. Like if someone says, is it okay if I, if I put it in my mouth? Yeah, absolutely. Exactly. Yeah, for sure. And I'm and i'm not gonna be like oh well you had to ask um it's it's such a weird fucking like dynamic we have right now where everyone sort of like on social media and

everything is like women will constantly say like consent is sexy this this you know i mean like we need to teach men this we need to teach men that but then the same women that i work with you know i mean who have this social media presence of like being all about like teaching men correct behaviors and stuff will then go and complain about men being concerned about consent and men um actively sort of you know going out of the way to make sure they are consenting and it's like well you're you're getting what you're asking for like this is this is sort of the society where like should be a good thing 100 is you know what i mean it's like we are now sort of entering into this this era of everyone's a little hyper aware of it and maybe a little too much but but there's also so many people who are not which is why this should be fucking cultivated yes so

like they're if you run into a dude who might be asking a little too many questions maybe sometimes a little a little you know what should be obvious it's like yes if if it's clear that like you want to go down or whatever don't don't make him feel bad about asking for consent yeah don't don't make him feel shitty about that also why would that be an issue for you yes if if you need to sort of take a really hard look at society and the problems in which many women face um or you know as a woman walk down the fucking street yeah and realize that i think of all the bullshit you've faced yeah and realize that oh hey if this is if this is the worst i have to deal with right now is this guy asking if he's also like why is it bothering you because i like we fucking did stuff

word sorry we've mentioned before we're like you know you took a girl home who was too drunk and you didn't sleep with her and she got angry yeah i took your girl home said i don't want to sleep with you and i didn't and then she was like fucking calling me you know i'm not gonna say the word homophobic slurs yes that she was saying homophobic slurs about me to her roommate the next morning because i didn't have sex with her anyway uh it's happened a bunch of times like we've been at bars where people have like come up and been like shoving our hands down their hands down our trousers and they're like what homophobic slur again you don't want you know these things it's like it's just really frustrating because they yeah yeah i know i'm trying to say it's just it's really annoying because you should be thankful that things like these this are

happening like if you say i don't want to have sex and somebody doesn't guess what that's how it's meant to be yeah you know but you can't then treat someone like that but then go on social media and be like whoa whoa whoa like that's a thing there's this huge if you find the turnoff that someone's asking for consent you really need to think about why that is and what maybe fucking problematic shit you're reinforcing before you go on with your life and keep doing that yeah i mean like there there's this giant narrative right now currently where like it's all about you know empowering women and making sure that men understand consent and re-educating men and sort of like rebuilding sort of the the structure in which men uh uh what's the word i'm looking for uh approach sex and sexuality which is great which is great and and it's absolutely 100 needed and

it's long overdue um then don't throw it in the face when they do it that's the thing but in sort of like closed doors or in like sort of the microcosm of uh women talking in a more uh you know one-on-one thing like again i'm a bartender i overhear all of your conversations and the amount of times i hear women complaining about men who are too nice because they want to get consent or you know i mean you know respect boundaries and aren't chasing them as much as they should have despite the fact that they've told them no yep you know i mean it's like i i hear this all the fucking time i hear it all the time if you if you want to throw lend your voice to the much needed cause of the reeducation of the modern man in regards to sexuality and sex and consent, do it, but go fucking all in.

Yeah. Practice what you preach. Yes. And, and encourage the men who are doing this and acting on behalf, like following these things that we're actively trying to do with this podcast and with, you know, everything else that's happening right now with the me too movement and shit shit like that you know what i mean all this stuff is happening for a reason if you then in your personal life just do the opposite guess what that's the end of the lesson for the dude yeah because the thing is he's not he's getting punished for the things you've

told him to do he's not going to do it. If he's not getting laid because he asked for consent, when he knows that if he... And also if he's getting ridiculed. Yeah. You know, and like sex and intimacy are all very like, they're all very personal, very difficult things that a lot of self-consciousness like springs up through. Like we all know this.

We've all been there. We all do it. We've listened to a million fucking questions that all revolve around this. So like it's a pretty personal raw moment when you're doing whatever. And if you're trying to do a good thing and you get shut down and ridiculed guess what next time you're probably gonna not do that yeah i mean like when you're on a date sex is sort of like the end goal nine times out of ten you know meaning like people are

probably trying to sleep with you if if someone you know if you if you burn them on that they're not gonna take that Avenue anymore or there's only so many times someone's gonna touch a hot red hot burner before they learn yeah that's not the way to go so if if you're constantly throwing consent as a bad thing in a dude's face yeah the next time he does it he's not gonna care yeah and that's the thing this person is literally doing that they asked they kind of got like weird responses and now they're like should i yeah and that's literally in practice what's happening here yeah we're 180ing yeah but i would love to know

the responses on here you know what i mean but the thing is like if people say yeah do it and then the next time they get shut down again guess what i don't think they're coming back to reddit to ask that question they're just gonna not do that anymore yep or if everybody on reddit says dude don't do that look at my five ways to send a girl on an emotional roller coaster but never ask like maybe they're gonna do that like it's just it's fucking wild the amount of situations like that that happen with people who are by all accounts like well-educated modern smart women who also at least verbally practice all those things and then you hear these stories i'm like what are you fucking doing yeah like how offensive is it that someone

asked if they can like have sex with you like and i don't mean just like walking down the street you know while you guys are getting intimate like you can't be upset that they should have just done it without asking or like that they should have just implied because like there's a certain risk there yeah yeah and yes there is to address sort of like the more uh focused question um there there are better ways to ask than just straight up bluntly asking being like can i touch your breast yeah yes there are better ways to do that and like you said there are there are signs of consent there there are non-verbal consent cues you know what i mean if you guys are making out and your hand sort of like you know touches the waist and then that moves up to sort of like the lower rib and then to the boob she will have time to understand where that hand is going we've all had the old hand back

down to the waist yeah cool absolutely and message received but then you take that message is also very important yes it's like that that is that action is the same as you asking and being don't say no yeah um you can you can be a little more subtle with your your request for consent yeah once you like take it slowly enough that they have the chance to you know and also you don't press and you pay attention to what they're doing and saying then also it should be okay using statements is is a better form of question you know i mean saying that you would like to go down on someone is the same as saying can i go down on you but it's a little more action you know what i mean it's a little more action you know what

i mean it's a little more take chargey being like i would love to go down on you is a much better way of phrasing than yeah okay can i go down on you like facts are facts are really attractive as well as just being like you have boobs yeah that's that's all you need. You got stem tits. Perfect. That's what I do every time. A lot of male sex is pity sex. Being like, oh, all right. Way to ruin the joke. Questions are also sexy.

Look at them go, vagina? Is this a vagina? Whoa, I've never seen one of them.'s this i take it for a test right oh yeah what's this yeah what are those what are they yeah maybe see if she knows maybe see how smart she is i don't know how this turned around to this can i blank and let them fill in the blank oh yeah make it look like a like a mad Mad Libs sort of situation where it's like... Bring an operation doll, and if they can pull out the part they want you to touch, you'll touch it.

Water on the knee? Bzzz. Bzzz. Um, yeah. All right, where are we at? I feel like we've been going on forever. Yeah, we're going forever. It's time to do it.

Do one more? No. All right, let's do this. Let's do it. Are we bad sex writing? Yes, we are. Okay. In the shower, Ed stood with his hands at the back of his head, like someone just arrested,

while she abused him with a bar of soap. After a while, he shut his eyes, and Diane, wielding her fingernails now, and staring at his face, helped him out with two practice hands, one squeezing the family jewels, the other vigorous with the soap and warm water treatment. It didn't take long for the beautiful and perfect Ed King to ejaculate for the fifth time in twelve hours,

while looking like Roman public bath statuary. Then they rinsed, dried, dressed, and went to an expensive restaurant for lunch. Nice. It's not the worst one we've read. No, it's kind of bougie, to be honest. Mm-hmm. Anyway. What was she doing with that soap, though?

Yeah, was it in his butt? Was it salting him? I don't know. Thank you very much for listening. We are getting real're getting real close. Too close. To a full year of this. And it's been a pleasure the entire way.

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so Dan this week says 10 hidden signs a shy girl likes you because when they're shy there's obviously 10 hidden ones oh they're hiding it yeah it can't just be maybe someone who's not into you um so this post has 13 comments on it all of whom are just people lambasting dan in far more colorful language and i think we're legally allowed to use. It's amazing. Which actually makes me really happy for the faith of humanity. Yeah.

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