F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast - From the Vault: Netflix and Chill - My Fault / Culpa Mia

Episode Date: October 6, 2025

Niall is on vacation this week, so we're digging into the Patreon vaults to treat you to a little movie review of the unhinged teen romance movie My Fault.

Hello, I put my trust in you, I put my trust in love. I put my trust in love. I put my trust in you and when I'm trusting I love. I put my trust in you. I put my trust in love. Hello, friends. My name is Dame Miller. And I'm Nile Spain.

And we are your pillow talk. We are a Patreon bonus content podcast where we're doing something a little different today we were going to do a crafting stream in which we finally put together like a buddy that's kind of like a pillow like a soft the thing is that we can't do that

and it's my fault oh I see what you've done there or should I say for the more cultured among us me a culpah we are doing our first movie review I don't know if we have a name for this yet we'll think of something maybe like Netflix and Chill

even though this was on Amazon Prime, I believe. Amazon Prime and Crime. Yeah. Where we watched a movie called My Fault or in its native tongue, Mia Culp. Which is, do you want to, you found it, I'm going to let you describe the movie. Sure. Imagine if a porno and a one of the many Fast and Furious movies was a Spanish rom-com. Like a Spanish teen rom-com.

Yes, yes, yes. I think that's the important thing. I don't know if I would say porno. I would say fan fiction. which is which is uh yeah so the porno part comes from the the hinging love interest which is her stepbrother yes so like that's firmly in porn land yeah that's true um i know we've talked about this and then this is a sidebar a quick sidebar but do you know when was the time where everyone became step like related in war because it wasn't it wasn't always like that do you think it was with

the the rise of divorce you know what i mean like when when divorce actually started becoming socially acceptable than suddenly there were these new interesting situations of step families like I don't know because like growing up no yeah growing up there was very very little step mom step sibling stuff and then and then like in the in the 2000s probably like after I was out of college it was definitely when I was like living in my like own apartment where it was just like all of a sudden and overnight it was just like everything we should look into that everything was step. And I was just like, because before it was always like teacher, there was, it was always a dynamic, but it was always like teacher, student. It was always, you know, made, whatever. Like,

there was always like a whatever, but like they were pretty varied. Now it's all, like everyone is related. It's fair. But they're not related. That's the point. That's the point. It was, someone was like, we have a workaround for incest. Yes. Yeah. So to put it simply, this is a movie about a girl whose mom remarries a rich man has to move into their home. And reluctantly and has a new stepbrother and they you know i mean let's let's talk about that first i think this is this is the first thing that like really got me was the fact that like my mom has met someone yeah has remarried and now i'm moving into this home and i've never met any of these people like she's she hasn't met the dad she hasn't met any of the family she's never been to the house

no it's just like what happened what happened yeah it's and it's not like this is a teenage girl she's in high school I believe she's like 17 she's very specifically 17 yeah I do have a line yeah yeah um that like you have so much less notes than me oh yeah yours are way more mine are we'll see we'll go through them it's gonna be a little chaotic but you guys are here for the chaos at least I'm hoping they're in chronological order so that hopefully there is a mine my nonsense will line up with your um but yeah it's like I can't imagine like imagine like just being like yeah I've I've met someone I've fallen in love with them I'm gonna get married to them or are they already married yeah they're already married so it's like we should

not the wedding did you not go to the wedding and meet these people like how have you never been to their home before yeah it's it's very confusing and like I guess it does lend a little bit of like credence to the fact that she is so miserable she's so mad she's so miserable and that's how the movie starts we find her absolutely devastated that she has to move into this fancy home and leave behind her cool car racing dad because there's an allusion to that yeah very early although he is like we know he existed at some point yeah that's all we know yeah they're not leaving him behind because he's not in the house yes they're separated so i'm just going to go through my notes you hop in with your notes we'll talk about things it brings up okay my first one is it's great

that her name is noah which is classic boy name for a female protagonist okay yeah i find that's just it's just funny to be like you know it's so edgy yeah this is a we should also talk about it's a watt pad novel this is a what pad novel that was it's almost like that anne hathaway one based on the one direction, fan fiction, whatever that was called. My first note is how bad the music was. Okay.

The music in the intro was unbearable. I don't remember it either, but I remember it obviously stuck with me that the first thing I wrote down was terrible music. That's fair. My first thing is Noah classic girl boy name. My next thing is video game speak. Why?

Do you remember this? No. Where they're driving to the mansion and the mom's like, hey, I get it. Oh, level up. Yeah, she's like, it's like you're facing the same monster, but you're almost at a hit point. And she's like, mom, quit with the video game speak.

And I was like, oh, she's into video games. Nope, she's not. Never, that never becomes a thing ever. Oh, the mom's the game designer. No. No. It's like, I wonder where they planning on having her be like tomboy, like video game girl. My guess is this was a direct line in the Wattpad novel.

Like they started writing the script like, translating one for one almost and like because whoever wrote this was probably a teenager there was probably like they thought that like the only way parents would ever like try to communicate with me is cringling yeah and like through sort of a video game language like my hot noah who is you know character isn't into video games but the person who wrote it is into video games you know what I like that's that's what I like that's when I was like first off I was like oh this is fan fiction like this is yeah this was written by a teenager um and then she arrives the house my next time i have dan and betty her mysterious friends they do come back into it

later but there is just like a i delete dan and betty and you're like okay sure uh she's so mean to the butler yeah the butler comes out tries together bags she like physically gets in the way and he's like i'm getting my bags and he's like no let me and like at one point's like you win mortimer which isn't his name isn't his name and she calls him for like the whole movie i was going to say she never calls him the correct name i don't think no in the entire movie she's so mean it's like look, he covers for her. Yeah. The whole movie as well.

And he needs to watch her fuck her stepbrother many times. So there's like, which will be a thing we get into later. Why he means to the butler? Yeah. Like if I went to a date with someone, they were bad to our server or anyone we encounter it on the street, I'd be like, no. I don't care that you're my step sister. I can't. I don't know when this happens, but it's pretty early on.

It's during like the first interaction of when you meet the brother. Okay. I don't remember his name. What the hell's his name? I don't know. I also don't remember it may I may have it Oh Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick and Noah

Nick and Noah's infinite playlist Is he keeps calling her baby sis Yeah Do you want to talk about why that's so bad I mean I don't know if I have to But yes we can Well for me the worst part is like yeah It's already cringy when he says it

But he does have it's revealed later on That he has another sister Who he's more related to But like she's very young She's like child seven or eight And is ill but he also calls her baby sis in the same tone

and it's weird that he's fucking one of them well also the first time he calls her baby sis he's got her like pinned against the fridge and it's like an inch away from her like face yeah nose to nose and like she was just okay we'll take it back a step I'm just gonna go throw my notes she just at one point goes puketown

here I come 10 out of 10 no notes then comes down the stairs on the phone to our friend loudly proclaiming I get these guess these people don't even have a sandwich because that's her whole, like, are rich people okay or not? Do, is there a sandwich in the fridge? Yeah. Who just keep sandwiches in the fridge is my real question.

Yes, I remember thinking that as well. I was watching this with my partner. I was just like, no one, especially rich people have like a pre-made sandwich. No one, unless you're like packing a lunch for the next day. Or like if you have like a leftover.

Yeah. No one's, if there's leftovers, don't take it. You're new to this house. If not, well, it would be weirder if they just had a sandwich in the fridge.

And then the dog attacks her or, scares her and she in the worst acting ever throws her phone across the room and then tries to bash the dog's head in with a pot oh yeah yeah that's not cool i think it's meant to be like oh she's an edgy tough girl it's like what yeah your your reaction is to us she tries to at one point like go for the dog and he like restrains her yeah that was weird yeah i hate this one she's means of dogs and butlers this dog sensed how evil she was but then like all this happens and her friends on the phone the whole time is just like that was awesome dude What was awesome about anything that happened there?

Yeah. Especially what you gleaned from being a phone thrown across the room. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, cool. You're like, they don't know that this guy is quote unquote hot. And also like, he's your stepbrother. Yeah. And he kind of just threatened you a bit.

And then, yeah, it's just not bad. It's not good. No, I have my next note, it just says driving like an idiot, which doesn't really mean anything since that is most of the movie. I think that happens later because my next is there's like the staircase reveal, where she comes down but she's edgy so instead of her gowns she wears a t-shirt yeah oh it's a Ramon's t-shirt or something yeah they're going to dinner at the club

yeah and then while they're driving it's like the parents in the front seat are in the back being grumpy and he rocks up in a sports car smoking out the window yes that's my driving like an idiot is him like pulling up beside them in his like fast car yeah like very obviously not looking at the winding

yeah like Spanish countryside also like the parents don't notice this sports car in the wrong lane next to them while they're like teen son smokes which they don't know he does fucking excellent and then one of the weirdest parts of the movie where they get to the restaurant

and she pretends to be his wife oh yeah yeah she pretends to be the stepdad's yeah she pretends and the poor again she's mean to serving staff she's mean to the host the host is like oh hello and she's like oh I'm his wife and he's like oh congratulations nice to meet you

and the dad's like oh god what are you doing girl yeah it's very strange because like I guess it's meant to be like I think it was supposed to show that he prefers younger women and that like she's like oh you don't love my mom because you're usually chasing young women and like even the staff here thinks that or I'm more likely to be your wife than her like I think that was the point of it it is also weird that his club also doesn't know who his wife is yeah have they ever met you would think that like on a date you would if if this is like where you go for dinner because they go several times and it's like the club like

If you have a fucking membership to a place, presumably you're going there. And like, you probably had your fucking wedding reception there because that's what fucking rich people do if you're part of a country club. Did they even have a wedding? Yeah, I'm certain to think these people aren't married at all. Your man, the son's molested by a server. No one seems like a girl comes over and is like, oh, can I get your water and like grabs him and like touches him and feels.

I don't remember that. And no one bats an eye apart from Noah, of course. He's like, ugh. Yeah. And then there's like, just weird like jabs between them. And then we get to the part where he has to drive her home. Now, before we get there, I don't know if this had, I think this might happen at dinner. But I have the line, look at your face, you must love porn.

And I think she says that to him at some point over, like at dinner. Really? I think so. I feel like I would have written that down. I certainly didn't write that for fun. It seems like you might have. I have team and strategic games because they kind of like rag on each other for like what they're into. And then he says something about being like, he's not into team.

games or something and he's like, it's all strength, no, it's all strength of mind. No intelligence required. What does that mean? Yeah. What does that mean? Nobody knows what that means. But my mind's not smart. It's strong though. Okay. Would that not be intelligence? Yeah. No. Yeah. It's brain strength. Yeah. He's just got fucking sick biceps. Yeah. He does brain curls every night. So he drives her home almost immediately they get in the fight and he's like, get the fuck out of the car, drags her out of the car, leaves her on the side of the road in the dark and drives away. And it has to do with his mom, right? Yeah. Yeah. It says something about the mom and he freaks out again love great great love interest he's already been really mean he just

kicks her out of the road yeah on you know super not good and she's like on a highway as well it's not like she's in a street she's literally on a cliff's edge on like a road there's nowhere she could go yeah yeah so like any smart girl does she just gets in the first car that comes by she hitchhikes and and gets in a young man's car yeah the weakest looking man yeah to be fair he does look like he's about to die of like, I don't know, lack of iron. He does later become her temporary love interest, kind of like, like implied that like when she's mad at him. Yeah, kind of.

She's like dating him, but like the whole movie. I think they just talk. I don't know if they even do anything. He does get pushed over though. Yeah, he's, he's like a wet noodle the entire. Yeah. And but he does say, oh, are you not going to the party? Because Nick hasn't gone home.

He's gone to a secret party. So she makes him. I think his, his excuse was he's like a paralegal or something. he's at a law firm and he's like I got to go meet up with the guys to like go over the legal briefs but believe it or not bad boy nick he's not going to do law briefs what's he gone to he's gone to a gang get together as I believe they describe it yeah and the best thing is there's just people wearing like different colors different colored bandanas on various parts of their bodies the whole time I was like are they I was like are they is is gang

misinterpreted like is is there a translation issue here and like like Like, that this isn't like, I was like, are these supposed to be gangs? I think they're gangs. Are these supposed to be like gangs we're supposed to be afraid of? Because it does look like they're about to do like color war. Yes, it does. It's like they're at like a summer camp. They've obviously bought like the most generic bandanas you can get a dollar store.

They've issued them out. And it's just like one guy has it in his pocket. One guy has it around his wrist. Like it looks like camp. Yeah. Most of the people at this gang party, not scary. Of course, the villain. The villain is there.

One of the villains. One of the villains. Ooh, spoiler. There's a few lines here with no context. Don't you dare cross me in all caps. I assume Nick says that to someone to establish that he's a badass. I think Nick says that to the like the guy who just got out of prison. Maybe.

Yeah. They're like the villain. Yeah. She literally says I'm not like other girls, which is gold. And then I think he goes, yeah, you are. Ordinary lips. A weak and empty gaze. That's mean, that's fucking, that's a power move.

If you want to learn how to neg on our show, just watch this movie and say what he says. For real. And then we're introduced to the dustiest villain. She's inducted immediately into the gang. Like she's just given a bandana by someone's like, okay, you're in a gang.

And then the villain also has boys on tap with drug drinks. Like he clicks his finger and a guy's like, oh, here you go. It's like, you're not going to put it in? He's been sitting there with it the whole time. Oh, you're okay. Okay, hold on.

Yeah, you're right. You're more into porn yet that face of yours. That happens, I think, on the way home, when she's drugged out because Nick has to leave this party after I pick pushing or punching someone and kicking them out and then he drives her home drugged and you know they have a a saucy moment yeah not even that's more of a tender moment yeah because he's putting her in bed yeah and he's not being weird although he does like spy her tattoo which spoiler warning they have the same tattoo yeah which again is never like like it it's never clear if he gets it later or

if he's always had it. I feel like the impression I got was that he always had it. But maybe, oh, God, it'd be so much worse if he got it. But that's the thing is, because it's like, he doesn't really seem, he like clocks it, but he never seems to like, there's no like recognition of being like, oh, weird or like, or ever any like moment of like anyone acknowledging it. Yeah. And even when the reveal is later, he doesn't say, we always had the same.

Yeah. Oh, there's more lore. I got to read the books now and see if it comes into it. What was the tattoo? Do you remember? It's like a really basic, like, Taylor's not being like. Yes, yeah, it's basic ass shit.

It means strength. Yeah. I'm sorry for anyone listening who has this tattoo. I will say at this point, I was really sad that it wasn't, because it basically devolves very quickly from there into Fast and the Furious. Yeah, you literally go into like a 30 minute like drag race sequence. Yeah, yeah. But at that point, like, there is a brief break where he's like, he gets completely nude on

the beach to put on a wet suit in front of everybody. And I was like, it would have been better if this had been point. break. You know what I mean? And not Fast and Furious. Yeah. Like, why couldn't they have been like surfing villains, you know? Yeah. Um, I believe at one point she's kissing a guy because she finds out her ex cheated on her with her best friend at this Fast and Furious party. Yes. Yeah. Uh, so. And then the, her new friend, her new gang friend is like, just go find a guy, make out with them. Yeah. Take a picture and send it to him. Yeah. Okay. Classic. This is advice we give all the time. Yeah. So it's really nice to see that reflected in, in like, high media.

Yeah. Um, Nick. does, I believe, stop her for making out with someone and then say, I don't want to give you a ride home. Not if you get pregnant here. Yeah. Don't get pregnant. Yeah. I'm not going to give you a live home if you get a ride. I also have that. You're not getting a ride if you get pregnant. Yeah. Classly, I love this guy. Like, I understand what she falls from. You know what? It does also make me laugh of being like, what, how do you know? Yeah. You got to get away here for like a month. Yeah. And then we'll do a test. And if it turns out you were pregnant, I won't drive you home on the night of the party.

Yeah. Then, oops, she's sitting in a car at the starting line. Oh, no. Yeah. Uh-oh. She, like, goes and gets in his car for some reason. Yeah. She's like, wait in the car.

I'll drive you home. She's like, fine, Nick. And goes, and is this before or after they kiss? I think this is. Oh, yes. It must be before. Yeah, because he's, the reason he's not there is because he's making it with his girlfriend in a car or something.

Oh, no, I think they did kiss first. And they took the picture. And then he's like, go wait in the car. And then he's so upset by like, oh, no, I kissed her. And I have real feelings or something. He goes to get with his girlfriend, has sex with her in her car. And while this is happening, he forgets. He left her in his car at the finish line.

And the villain rides up and goes, well, you got to race. Yeah, you're in the car. You're in the car. It's at the finish line or the starting line. Yeah. So, spoiler alert, Mary sues her way to the end because she's the best driver in the world. Well, there's a reason why she's the best driver in the world. because her dad

her dad is a race car driver is a race car driver and she knows all the cool tricks because like during the first race she's like oh he's got to take the turn close on the inside you gotta go wide yeah um so like she she

knows her shit so don't marry sue her she's fair this 17 year old who doesn't have a driver's license is better than all these car racing gangsters yes yeah fair because her dad knows how to drive

that's genetic genetic uh which like she loses she wins but that's bad because she wasn't a registered it wasn't her car even though the villain made her do it so then he gets the car

and then I believe there's a fight randomly and then she's like I hate violence and they go home and he disappears because we have one of my favorite lines in the movie she's like mom is Nick here and the mom goes no he's been missing for four days and just like makes a tea and leaves

there's no like even like oh he's been somewhere for like missing for four days there's no way that the dad's pissed i think though right i think the dad is or is that later in later yeah no one seems to give a shit yeah it's great it's just what he does just nick things yeah then i have called baby actual baby sister baby sis as well gross and then god she's still being mean to the butler fuck noah um now i have the next note i have is is the best line in the movie uh we'll see it's when uh they're making out they finally i also have it all in caps they finally uh they finally give in to their urges and she's like i'm only 17 like we can't do anything or i think he says but you're only 17

yeah uh and then she she says to him in what's meant to be what i assume like the hottest thing ever and she says then kiss me until i'm 18 which is no in my opinion i think it's an incredible line because I do think that is what a teenage girl would say yes right like I think I think in terms of what we got like put aside the ethics of morals ethics discussed but I it's I do think that that is what a 17 year old girl would think is hot yes um so I really do think that this is like the most brilliant they've nailed it line in the movie in terms of like if I wanted to show someone a scene to to make them want to watch this movie I would show them that because it's it's got everything that this movie is about.

Well, if you extend that scene to just before this, where she's watching some kind of insane Fast and the Furious in universe movie, where two cars like spin out into each other? They're kind of like 180 parallel to one another. Through each other, essentially. And he's like, this is impossible move. It could never be done.

She's like, of course it can be done. You just put your handbrake on and turn your wheel eighth of degree. And he's like, don't worry, guys. This will become important later. it'll never come up foreshadowing Nick is very much like Don't let me do that again Because men can't control themselves

And it's up to you Yeah And if you let them do it It's your fault not his Yeah especially as an adult Dealing with an underage Yes yeah As a 20 year old I believe he is

20 21 20 yeah He's up there Because he can drink legally Can he not? I'm pretty sure But it's in Spain So that's like 16 fair So the best thing is

Right after he's like We can't do this Don't let me do this She's like Washing the car And then he comes out and he's like, oh, if I can't touch you, I can still do this. And like gets the hose and like, and this is what I love is Mortimer, because we don't know his name because she's been bullying him. He's in the background with one of the poor grounds ladies.

And they're just seeing this happen. Yeah. Must be so awful and uncomfortable. The real heroes of the story. The ones really suffering with the consequences are just kind of wandering around the garden. And this is awkwardly happening in front of them. And then I guess her boyfriend arrives because I say, yo, Dan sucks. oh yeah it's yes it uh her her really shitty boyfriend shows up and he looks like such a dwee

he's he's even more of a wet noodle than follow along behind next car guy yeah yeah yeah now i do i don't know what this oh i remember what this is it one of my favorite it's the floaties the floaty wall the floy i was like what the hell's floaty wall mean yeah and i i now remember it's like they've i wrote classic hide behind the floaties because the mom brings her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her with her friend to their villa to stay obviously not knowing not knowing the drama yeah and instead of being like go away or like hey mom he cheated on me or anything she's like i guess so he's like wandering around even though he's seen a picture of her kissing the stepbrother yeah and she's worried if she sees the stepbrother they'll figure it out yeah this whole thing so at one point they're out

by the pool and like the friends are like hey ben come talk to us over here it's like well i got to and he's like trying to keep an eye on Noah and Nick and they're just like distracting him so they create a wall of floaties in the pool like the pool noodles yeah and like dive under it and come up in this little like pocket against the wall and I believe he like fingers are a bit and like they kiss and again they keep cutting to like Ben's point of view where he's like looking over it's so obvious like well also I believe the mom is standing on the balcony looking down as well and it's like these aren't Like, you haven't made a six-foot wall around you. It's also not a dome.

Anyone can see you. Yeah, it's so not subtle. And then maybe the sexiest moment of the movie. Do you remember what happens next? No. Where he goes and sucks up the pool water and spits it into her mouth. Oh, I don't remember that at all. I'm like, why?

Why have you done this? What are you doing? But he does it, like, kind of sensually or like, you can tell, like, someone was like, this is going to be so fucking, no. Tell us if you think it's hot, but frankly, even if it was like a cup of water, I wouldn't find it hot, but like pool water that other people are in and chlorine

and it's... Yeah, maybe hey, maybe Spanish chlorine is different. Maybe it hits differently. Maybe it's like the drinks at the party. They're spiked. Hmm. Right? I don't know. Nick's such a bad boy. His gang spikes at the pool. Yeah. Now, this is, my next,

my next note is the, uh, uh, reveal. The big reveal. the villain reveal. Okay. I don't remember when that happened. I think that happens pretty far towards the end, right? Well, I think, like, I mean, I figured it out pretty quickly.

Oh, he's so smart. You figured out the deep lore of my fault? I will, I'll say that we're introduced to a sinister, sinister figure who is, of course, ripping fat vapes. Fat vapes, the junkiest. And it's so funny because, like, Nick smokes. And that's cool. Yeah, yeah. Right?

but then you have the villain and he's got his fucking sick vaping just pulling cotton and like every time like I don't think there's a scene where he's not using it yeah because the Spanish hate vaping that would it would be great if like

if the culture is flipped where it's just like vaping is badass like vaping is like vaping's cool and losers are smoking it is funny because like obviously neither was smoke but like smoking being linked with being cool in movies it would be so funny to see like the nerd like and then the cool fucking like

you know die hard ask character like and it's lighting up and then yeah strawberry fructose and that's the joke I kept making where I was just like that room smells like cotton candy right now it's like you can't take him in threatening you seriously when he's blowing like green apple sour green apple

vape smoke in your face I just thought it was funny that that was that was how they introduced their their big bad is him just fucking vaping the shit out of that room uh i believe nick gets attacked and she finds him or he finds her and she punches him in the face because he like wakes her up yes and she says oh i thought you were dan which is incredible because her reactions to see yeah uh yes the that was also that made me laugh because i was like that was one of the few parts of the movie where it was

like it was like a genuine laugh of like yeah i was like so we're like is that how you if if it was dead where you were like you deserved it you got he does he does deserve it yeah for sure but then she finds that he's like kicks the shit out of and goes like oh did i do that even though it doesn't make sense like he's covered and cut some bruises and is no you can't if you wanted to yes this is there's a lot that happened here um in the sense like she also at this point in time he's like oh like i'm hurt or whatever i mean she's like i can tell you're inflamed which i assume is meant to be like he's got a bone or yeah i think is like what inflamed isn't the work I think swollen was I think it was a translation thing because I think like I think he's meant to

say like oh careful like that's swollen that would be really funny because like if they beefed it like come on yeah it made me laugh too because I was just like ew yeah it's inflamed yeah if your dick is inflamed you you doctor stay away from anyone yeah especially your step sister yeah uh and then why do girls always get hooked on the bad boys he says then we cut to her getting fingered in a car park by him. Not in the movie, but in my notes. This is right before his bare knuckle box he has to do, even though he

swore off violence because she hates violence because her dad was violent. But he just has to do violence. But he has an incredible monologue in which he tells her what she needs. Yes, you have her written that one of them. Yes, one of them is you need volcanic eruptions in your mouth.

More importantly, you don't need kisses. You need volcanic eruptions in your mouth. Maybe that's him talking about how inflamed he is. Yes. His eruptions are going to be volcanic. Yeah. And I'm like, again, this is, this is where a translation, and I think the, the literary mastermind

of what I can only assume was a teenager. Uh-huh. Doesn't understand. I don't think they're implying come. No, not at all. I think he's, I think they're trying to say like, oh, my kisses are so explosive. But like, it does sound like you're shooting molten cum into her mouth. And then he follows up with, you don't need pleasure.

You need trembling. Not mutually exclusive. No, but like, you can have. like pleasure would have trembling but if someone was just like I was trembling I would probably think you're scared or cold yeah yeah yeah there's a lot of things that tremble evokes

before pleasure yeah also just like are you saying you tremble but you wouldn't have pleasure what do you like it but again true the watt pad I feel like this is someone row of being like this so fucking deep yeah so fucking like I'm there I would love to like I really I really wish that I spoke Spanish

so that I could like I could coerce what correlate what's translation and what's actually being said because like I know I used to date someone who spoke French and like if there was ever moments of like when someone would speak French in the movies and the subtitles will be like they didn't say that at all this not at all but they just said so I'd love to know of like even sometimes if you have the English like subtitles on and you're like watching it in English but you just want to whatever sometimes are like key mis like phrases where it's like technically you kind of mean the same thing but not really yeah you know and then someone finally about this point, like maybe two-thirds the way into the movie, says, she's your step-sister, isn't that incest? Yeah. Then we have bare-knuckle boxing. Yeah. Which

is one of the most underwhelming scenes, I think, in the movie. Yeah, it's really bad. I also think he, like, half does the fight, and then just, he's like, okay, I won't do the fight, because she gets upset, runs out, almost kisses the wet-noodle guy, or does kiss the wet-noodle guy, and then Nick comes out, pushes wet-nood guy over

in just a devastating display of, emasculating someone. And then he gets up and he's just like, I'm going to walk home. Yeah, they're like, for the rest of the scene, you just see him walking away at the background. And like, as they're driving away, he's still just going. Yeah, it's so good. This poor boy has just been reduced to nothing. And then we're getting into the end game.

There is a party. At one point, someone's like, oh, man, this party sucks. And Nick's right hand man goes, hold on, I've got it. Walks into the middle of the party and goes, everybody, let's party. And everyone goes, yeah, I'm just party. yeah and I'm like I love like I've had to do that a lot you know what I mean party's not going well you got to tell everyone to party oh sorry I now understand what this note means Mario is the name of the wet noodle guy oh okay and I have that he looks like a

Pixar character because he does kind he looks like a Pixar character he kind of looks like you're one from uh he looks like ratatooie he does look like ratatooie yeah that's that's the guy from ratatooie yeah did you just have a picture of him on or did you like a Mario of my fault. Yeah. Yeah, he's, he's kind of a noodle-looking man. He looks better in stills than I think in action. Well, we haven't seen that man in action. That man has never been in action.

I mean, my next one is a pretty major moment. Yeah, my notes are getting a little more sparse now that we're getting into the tense, exciting cliffhanger. I will say there is a point where he just says, if loving you was a sin, I'll accept any punishment. Your mom has to understand. Yeah. Does she? Yeah. She's got to.

Does she? Because they go fuck on a beach. That's, so that's the thing is they have sex. They raw dog and they do have a condom. That's like a pretty big plot point is they do use a condom. So great. Good. Yeah.

But they don't put a towel down. No, just in the sand. They are skin on sand. There is no barrier between sand and virgin. There's no way that this poor young woman is having a good time. And then for the rest of the movie when she's like, turning scraps of sand into pearls inside of her. He says

sorry, mea culpa. And that's when they say the movie. He pauses and it flashes up and still. My fault. And then the movie ends. Yeah. No, instead, she gets kidnapped. Oh, now I do also forget. At this point in time, we know who the bad guy

is, right? We can reveal who the bad guy. Yeah, the bad guy is. Hey, guys, I want you to brace yourself. You're not going to believe this. It's fucking wild. Do you want to do the reveal? You're not going to review. Yeah. So my note, we talked about the faith back. Yeah. I had it written down as babe dad. Because believe it or not, the dad who is a violent race car driver, he not dead, he not in prison. In fact, he was released two days ago or something.

Yeah, yeah. And he's teamed up with the evil gang guy whose name I forget. Yeah. They kidnap Noah. So I did forget. No, they kidnapped the daughter, don't they? Oh, yeah, Noah's a daughter, yeah. Um, well, during the sex, he, he does lick her dad murder scar.

Yes. Right. Um, because she, she was stabbed. He stabbed her. Um, and at one point in time, he does give that a very sensual lick, which, maybe I don't, I don't think it's first time on a beach maneuver, especially like, I think he knew at that point, because I think it's alluded that her dad tried to stab her. I think he knows this information.

So I, I think trying to turn the, the attempted murder of your father into a, a sexual you don't need trauma you need volcanic eruptions in your scar yeah um you don't need PTSD you need other trembling and that's not to say I want to make it clear uh I I once dated a woman who uh had a pretty like invasive surgery that left up a pretty large scar on her abdomen and like I think there's something to be said about normalizing that not being righted out about it not and for sure I think it's almost worse if you're just like you never look you never mention you never touch it because then the person's going to feel like something's wrong Yeah, I still don't think it's first time on the beach, you're 17, or she's 17, you're 20.

There's so much weight and, like, storm clouds hanging over. Dad has escaped prison. Threatening messages are showing up. Yeah. We do skip a scene. Again, I think I just stopped writing notes at one point where, like, she's getting measured for her school skirt in the, like, kitchen by one of the maids. And she's asking her to, like, pull the skirt up.

And then the sun comes in and, like, whispered. some flirty shit to her. And again, the maid and Mortimer are just both standing there. Yeah. Just having to fucking deal. And again, they don't say shit.

No. They don't rat them out. They don't blow their shit up. They keep their mouths shut. Because they know they're the first to go. You know what? Like, in hindsight,

maybe they're not the heroes because if... Look, in capitalism, what are they supposed to do? It's their jobs, right? Like, they, Mortimer's thinking about the bottom line, which is him.

If these weird rich kids want to be incestuous, like, I don't know, let him be. Yeah. So she gets kidnapped. And they want a million dollars, a euros, a million euros. And what's his name remembers?

Oh, shit, the car to get stolen for me. There's a tracker in it. Duh. So he, for some reason, is in the car with the police inspector, but he's driving. And the police inspector is just sitting in the other seat. Yeah. And they're like waiting on the edge of town for this deal to go down. Yeah.

Meanwhile, the mom and the stepdad have a bag of a hundred euros. A hundred euros. Sorry, a million euros. And they're standing at like a... Like a park. Yeah. And he goes, oh shit, they're at this location and drives that way. And just as they get there, now keep in mind, the villain doesn't know he's, anyone's onto him.

But he does bust out through the door. Like, he drives a Porsche through a wooden door instead of opening it. Yeah. Even though he doesn't know anyone's onto him at that point. And I just like how this murder dad rolls. Because he was doing that regardless. Yeah. Yeah.

There was nothing that was going to stop him from... Busting through this door. So he busts through the door, drifts around this fucking roundabout. The kids, like his kid, Noah is driving. He pulls a gun out and shoots at the parents,

hits the briefcase of money. Money goes everywhere. Let's, you're underselling this moment. The stepdad lifts the bag up, like Captain America with fucking superhuman reflexes to deflect the bullet. It's like,

it wasn't luck. He used that fucking million euros to save, the mom's life. And again, it's like, this is a car that's driving by unannounced. It's just like, there's no warning. It's just drifting to this like this roundabout, which again, judging by the world we've been put in is a commonplace event.

Yeah. Yeah. And also, it's very clear that murder dad didn't want the money. He just wanted to drift and shoot. And like, again, I feel you. Like, yeah, dude. That's what happens when you fave. Yeah, he just wants to drift cars and shoot people.

Yeah. So they drive off and Nick, is in hot pursuit with the cop. So, Nora's Noah. Noah's driving the front first car with police inspector. No, with murder dad. Yeah. Yeah.

God. So complex. Noah and vapeed at our one car. Nick and police. Random police woman. We've never met our chasing them. There's a little bit of a chase. Then Noah drives down like the dock.

Yeah. There's like a wooden pier of a fucking like shipyard or whatever, like a yacht club. Yeah. It gets to the end and obviously has nowhere to go. So turns around. starts coming back, Nick's going towards her, and then they, like, nod at each other, both flawlessly pull off this reverse, like, spin-out move where they go through each other, and in the middle of it, like, he's ducked so that the police inspector could fucking

shoot her-fire into the hostage car? Yeah, over his head, mid-spin on a tiny dock to execute Noah's dad right beside her. Which is, like, also, like, on a busy downtown, like, it's, it's like the waterfront of this Spanish town or city or whatever. Like, there's no way she knew what was happening. She was like, oh, these teens are going to drive towards each other, both flawlessly pull off this maneuver on a tiny dock, and he's going to duck. I can shoot perfect.

So she executes Noah's dad. He probably gets blood on her. Oh, yeah, for sure. And then they are like, we're good. Yeah. This is when the best friends show up as well. Yeah. They come out of nowhere, and they're just like, hello.

Like, oh, God. I have my two last notes aren't. drive right through the door and drift and kill my dad. Yeah. Oh, so you don't have the, you don't have like the big ending. Oh,

I was going to talk about it. So at one point in time, um, the, the like her new gang best friend and her boyfriend are talking and like, one of the things is she's like, oh, Noah wants someone to say,

I love you after sex. Mm. Not before sex, right? Like that was a really important thing for it's being like, you know, I want to find someone. You only know it's real if they say it after they've had sex.

Because all men wanted sex. Yeah. they'll say, I love you to get him bad. Exactly. And then so they finally have sex in a bed. In not sand. Yeah. And Nick says, I love you.

And she's like, I can't believe you do that. And he's like, yeah, you're, you know, Steve told me to say it. It's like, really? Yeah, it just ruins the time. It's like, it would have been like good. Like, again, good is, is. Heavily italicized every time we say it. Because he shouldn't be sleeping with his step sister who's underage.

I do think she does have a birthday at some point just so they're like it's not that bad maybe but like it would have been a nice moment of being like oh he said the thing that she was always looking for but like no even undercut that his friend told him to say it after he had sex with her so that she would

and then he's like yeah I was told to say it yeah which is funny because it then makes it seem that he entirely is doing the thing she feared yeah and then the big ending is of course the parents find out the parents I believe one of the last lines in the movie, if not the last line is like, we gotta do something about

our kids. Yeah. They're like looking, yeah, I think at like the shape of them through a gauzy curtain. Yeah. Up on in the manner and like they both know they're fucking now and they're like, we gotta do something and that dramatically ends and there is a second movie. There is not only a second movie. A third is coming out

and they've done an English version. Yeah. My fault London, which I went and watched for this podcast before realizing it is not as good as the Spanish one. I have to rewatch the Spanish one just for you guys. Yeah. I've watched that movie twice. Uh, so I mean, if you guys like this, we will. I mean, I'm going to watch. I believe the next one is your fault. And then the third one is our fault. Um, I'm going to watch it regardless if we talk about it or not. Yeah. Uh,

because I need, I got to know what's got on. One of the parents are going to do. Yeah. They now start fucking like the dad fucks Noah. The mom fucks Nick. It's just a whole mess. Because it's your fault now. Hey, I've seen it. So, oh, you know. You know what happens. I could, I could, I could ruined your whole life right now. You could and I would end this podcast. I have control over what we upload. That's true. That's it. I hope you've fun as we just rambled through this

nightmare movie that honestly is very funny. If you want to suggest a movie to us. Yes. We will watch it. Unless it's that weird like fucking they kill a baby movie and shit. Like we're not going to watch some fucking weird murder porn thing you said. Yeah.

Yeah. No. It has to be like a cheesy. Like a rom-com or something. Rom-com, romantic. movie. Something we can talk about sex and dating. I will say, I found it very interesting that it's a girl interested in her step brother. Because I always thought the step bro thing was like, I thought it was always from the male side. I thought it was more men wanting step somethings than women. No, I think it's, I think it's pretty universal. No, I didn't know that. And I'm, I just thought they were being progressive. I mean, I also don't know who wrote the original thing. It could have been a dude projecting into, I don't think it is because this does, there's a lot of teen girl energy. There's powerful teen girl. but yeah i don't know i don't know who wrote it so i'm not going to but no i think uh i think the step fantasy i think the forbidden fruit love is is always a a thing it's by mercedes ron there's no way that's an argentine born spanish author no way that's a culpable saga hell yeah we're both far older than well she's 31 what did she mean but we're both what did you say i said we're both far older than her oh that i was like yeah she's 30

it's not that bad i thought i thought you were reading something that she wrote and she was saying like we're both more older implying that she did fuck her stepbrother they just weren't teenagers when they did it but how old was she when she wrote it that's the real question uh she started writing in mid 2015 so which is what 10 years ago so 21 been like yeah 22 21 yeah it's not that's all most teenage i mean in my at my advanced stage that's pretty much a teenager i forget what we were trying to get out of this whether it was uh a man writing. Oh,

it was a fantasy. But yes, we, we are happy to all of her novels contain toxic relationships. Thanks, Wikipedia. I mean,

to be fair, that's pretty much every romance, like every like really popular, uh, things have, like I don't think a lot of them are indicative of healthy relationships. It's weird. It makes sense though,

because it's so many people don't actively try to work towards a good relationship. It's fair. We would have no show if, if people did. I'd, I'd be happy. If I could trade us not having a show

If we, yeah, if we got to retire Because everyone was just Good, happy and safe It'll be the best way for us to lose a job Yeah But yes, please suggest a movie If you enjoyed this We would love to to watch something

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