F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast - How to Re-Jizz Your Jizz

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

Lock and load has never been a more gross turn of phrase.  Topics include the clean vs dirty debate, if he wanted to: he would, recording your dates for AI approval, a ghost tale as old as time.

I put my trust in you and when I trust in love. Hello friends, my name is Day Miller. And I'm now, Spain, and we're your fuck buddies. We're a sex and dating advice podcast where we take your sticky, sexy situations and turn them into sex. sexy, sticky situations. Simply put, we find questions either found online or sent in by our wonderful listeners, of which you are now officially one, and we answer them right here, right now, in your ears. We sure do.

This week, we're going to be talking about, do girls like you clean or dirty? Gross. Hey, let me tell you, it's going to get more gross, and I'm so sorry. If you want to do, he would. How do you feel about the idea of audits? recording your dates to review how you came across and remember details. Feeling completely blindsided. Look, I'm not going to beat around the bush.

This question is disgusting. There's a sentence I'm unclear about I'm unsure of whether I should read it out or not. So, just gurg yourself. Do girls like it clean or dirty? This is by holiday pension, 1359 on sex advice. I've always heard how girls like when her man is dirty, sweaty. So it correlates somewhat to masculinity, the dirty smell and stuff. Also how they sniff dirty clothes

Is this a real thing or just a meme I want to confirm it If yes, how dirty would they get? What is your limit? I've seen videos of girls Doing things with a lot of smegma on the dick Saying they love the taste I want to get to know how real all this is

Is it a big deal or a deal breaker And as a side, now how healthy is it Will you get sick or something if it's too much It's too early for this now Hey, you said you want me to wake you up By giving you the most disgusting question this look is there people out there that probably do like it yeah maybe people there there's people who like all kinds of crazy stuff right there are people who like to be

peed on and i wouldn't want to be peed on there are people like to be put on whoa dame not it's a family show i don't i don't want to be pooed on he winked at the camera guys so like if his part of who's listening he winked at the camera And he's leaving a tarp. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm always wrapped up in my tar, my poo tarp. But I think if we're going to get down to it, I think the amount of questions that we've answered and that we see that are like, my boyfriend doesn't wipe his butt that I would say that the majority of people don't want it messy. No.

And I'm not, I'm not yuck in anyone's yums. If you like it messy, that's fine. That's okay, I guess. Again, as long as you are being safe and not getting some horrible disease from these things. Yeah. And everyone's consenting. And I'm sure there's some sort of tummy distress that comes along with. God dang.

It's too early for this. I know. I'm just trying to play in the space. But we've answered so many questions. And I see questions on the daily of being like, my boyfriend doesn't wash. my boyfriend smells bad or even my partner smells bad, right? We have a lot of questions, the opposite side where men are saying it. So, like, no, do I think that the majority of people or the baseline standard is,

I want it dirty and unclean and stinky? I don't think so. No, not at all. Like, again, Dan's right. Outliers exist. People who, you know, are into niche things. But, like, they're kinks for a reason. if everyone was into it, it wouldn't be this rare, you know, thing that one person saw on this

video once. And by the way, porn is not fucking real life. So to be like, well, he saw this video of something gross, that must be no, no. Yeah, I mean, if that's your metric, I could find a video of anything. White literally, whatever I decided to type it, I'm sure. I would not be hard pressed to find some of the most insane things. Yeah, or like watch a movie. It's like, I think you can only make out on a ferris wheel. Is that true? Only a ferris wheel, only at the top. I'm not allowed to kiss anyone unless there are fireworks going off in the background of

Disneyland. Yeah. So, or the county fair. I have to win the high school football game, big high school football game in order to kiss my crush. I am 34, though. Yeah, it's going to be real tough. Why am I supposed to do?

How do I do this? Yeah. And on top of that, I think you've also missed a lot of like, cues in this regard where it's like, you know, oh, they like to sniff dirty shirts. No, I think there's a difference, a world of difference between like, oh, he wore this shirt and it smells like him and his shirt's fucking stinky. Like there's no one's like, oh, this gross thing you've worn for a month that you like rolled in some muck in.

Like, yeah, let me huff that. Again, I'm sure there's someone. But in general, it's like, oh, this smells like his cologne, a little bit. bit of his his body, you know what I mean? Because there is an element of that musk. Yeah, right? Of like the pheromones and the like your sweat. But again, even with that, you've missed the point where it's like, yeah, maybe your sweat

might smell good, but that's like fresh sweat, not like stale, dirty sat in the armpit of a shirt for a couple of weeks while you continue to add to it sweat. So you've just kind of missed the ball on like every single thing that you've been talking about. So dial it back a lot. And take a shower. Yeah. And look, if someone seems to be particularly into your brand, that's fine.

But I don't think I operating under the assumption that you don't need to clean yourself because of whatever videos you are watching is going to net you positive results. Because I think, like, if you're going to be basing your, like, philosophy, you're grooming and hygiene philosophy then pop on to Reddit and other dating sites and posted this on Reddit that's what I mean

like go go do a little investigation and see how many people are complaining about the fact that their their partners do not wash or that their partners smell because there's a lot of them I see them weekly and in in mass

you know what I mean like I actively avoid them because we've talked about it so much. So at this point, you need to understand that while there may be people out there who are into it. Yeah. Like, again, as we said, there's always someone, you know what I mean, who's going to be into something. Kinks exist. There are outliers for everything. But just because one person was into one thing doesn't mean you being like, this is how I'm going to chart my course is going to net you success. And it's not said, don't blame or don't base things off of a video you in porn. There is

because based on your metric right now is everyone wants to fuck their step-siblings. They're dirty, dirty step-sibling. They're unwashed step-sibling. And look, the song Dirty by Christina Aguilera, you've misread that so

so much. And that's like Although, if you see that music video, she does look like she'd probably be a little stinky. She does look a little sweaty. Yeah. She looks unwashed. Hmm. Maybe it was for the dirty, the dirty kinkers. It was, it's for the dirty kings and queens.

Because I think it wouldn't stop me. Actually, I don't know what age was in this video. I just know when I was young, I thought it was hot, but I'm realizing now with the, with the, with the look back vision, this could be retroactively creed. I don't know. When I was a kid, I was like, hell yeah. Yeah, what now is saying is the sweat wouldn't deter him as a child. as a child. That's a feral 13.

No, okay. This got weird. Dirty, just very quickly, can be used as, you know, a euphemistic joke for like dirty talk, dirty language. It doesn't mean unclean. It's a euphemism for sex. Yeah, dirty talk is actually where you put garbage in your mouth and you say, how old. And that's what I've been doing. I've just been absolutely slopping around with an old filthy mouth.

Yeah. Sorry, man. I was wondering why there were so many watson. flying in and out of that. Interesting. I need to reevaluate my dirty talk tactics. It works out for me, though, because I'm, I don't like doing it, right? Like, it's disgusting to put the things that I'm putting in my mouth in order to achieve

my results, but I just thought people were into it. Yeah, it's just hard, because you got to find, like, if you want to, like, do it on the night out, you got to, like, find a nightclub near a landfill. So you can be like, hold, I'll be right back. Deng just goes absolutely like raccoon mode in the landfill. That's what I do. Even raccoons wash their hands. It's true.

You dirty motherfucker. Man, now I'm thinking about that raccoon and wash the cotton candy. I know. It's fucking heartbreaking. And if I watch it, every time it comes across, every time it shows up in my algo, I am going to watch that little guy. Just ruin his own life. Yeah, destroy his sweet treat.

This is from Usagi throw away. If you wanted to, he would. Is the adage always true? Hi, everyone. I, a 41-year-old female, matched with a guy at 35-year-old male on Tinder. For two weeks, we were talking, texting,

sending voice notes every day. The chemistry fell off the charts. I was the one who finally suggested meeting up because he never did. I told him during the date that this frustrated me and he apologized saying he just assumed it would happen. Honestly, he's not great at making concrete plans.

I even had to take a train to his city not knowing until the last minute if he'd pick me up, or if I was supposed to head somewhere else. Anyway, we met on Saturday, and it was probably one of the best dates I've ever had. He took into account things had told him and planned thoughtful activities around them. I felt cared for, spoiled, really seen. We ended up at his place and slept together. He wanted me to stay the night, but it felt like things were moving a bit too fast for me, so I took the last train home. Before leaving, I told him I'd love to see him again, and he said something like, yeah, of course. On the train back, we texted. He told me.

me he was happy about the day and he sent me heart emojis. I went home smiling. The next day, I waited to see if he'd reach out. Around noon, he did. He sent me an Instagram reel that referenced a joke from our date. I immediately replied asking how his day was going. And then, nothing until late evening. When he sent a very generic update about hanging out with friends. He didn't ask about my day, but I told him anyway, and I added, I was really glad when you texted me. He answered, didn't want to bother you. I reassured him. I always enjoy talking to him and never see it as bothering. He reacted with a heart emoji. And that's, and that was it. Radio Salon since then. Now I'm torn. On one hit, people say, if you wanted to, he would.

On the other hand, he did reach out with the reel when he could have just let things fade. Part of me wonders if that means something. But maybe the truth is that he just not that into me. I would love to know when this post was made, you know, since that day and the reel and the talk. Because it's like, he was at work, and he was with friends. And he hasn't been particularly communicative and that's okay because those are two instances where whipping out your phone and talking to someone you barely know isn't the priority yeah are we are we to assume that we have the all the timeline of events in terms of you went on a date the day after happened in which he did reach out and now is day two yeah and you're spiraling get much or is it like because

she says since then radio silence is like more has has it been a week or a couple days. I 100% need to know. If it's been a week or a month, yeah, sure. But like, I don't love the, I waited for him to, to reach out. I was waiting to see if he'd reach out. Like, you're already, you're playing yourself. Yeah. Because you're already adding so much importance and weirdness to something. Well, you're almost like laying a little trap and hoping he'll wander into it. It's like, if you want to talk to this man, buckle up and fucking send him a text. You know, you're a grown-ass adult. You can do this. You don't need to be like, well, I'm waiting and I'm going to judge it based on when he, like, fucking

grow, grow up. Message him. Also, the, like, I was annoyed that I had to ask him out for a date. You're a 41-year-old woman. If you- How did I miss that she's 41? She's 41, and he's 35. Okay.

If you are upset that you have to show initiative to ask someone out, then I think you're going to have a hard time. Yeah. And this isn't a. age thing. This is just a modern day thing. But also, like, let's be fair, it's a fucking age thing. Like, there's something that can be forgiven when you're like an idiot 19 year old. You're 41 and you're waiting for him to text first the next day. Like, calm down. Just reach out. Yeah. It's, and look, is there a chance

that this was a hookup and a one time thing? For sure. Is this a thing where he is seeing other people and isn't putting all of his eggs in one basket. And therefore isn't dedicating 100% of his energy to you. And look, I also understand that usually and sometimes the texting pre meetup is more consistent because as dudes, we lose the connection quickly, right? Like if we don't have that constant connection with someone that we haven't met yet, there's a very good chance we're going to get ghosts. So there's a little bit more effort that has to be put on the front end of things that can skew things.

I'm not saying it's particularly fair or good, but I'm just saying that that is usually the case of being like, dudes have to work a lot harder at the beginning to make sure that we don't get ghosted. So, you know, was there a little bit more effort at the beginning? Probably. Is the shift in effort a damning evidence that he's not into? you also maybe maybe you're an adult who can ask yeah I think you need to give things time you know and I know that everything like it can feel like the world is ending when you're in the middle of something and you want something to happen a certain way and you're like kind

of swound up staring at your phone but that's the time to not stare at your phone to go and do other things to hang out your friends go to work like this man did uh and like let it breathe and then also don't play games so if you like him send a message if you send him a message the next day and he doesn't reply and then two days later you send him another one and then he doesn't reply. You've got your fucking answer. If you're waiting around and you're counting, well, he messaged me at this point, it was only a real. But then later on, he said he was a friend. It's like, take him a face value for now. Like, why would that not be a thing? He's with friends. He went to work. Those are both circumstances where him messaging you, it's very understandable

why he wouldn't be doing that, right? So for you to all of a sudden be like, what the fuck? Like, that's not good look. And let's answer the actual question. here of the if you wanted to he would is not always the case it is not a a always i think there is some truth in the idea that like the people who are really into you are going to do things to make work yeah but however when i first started dating my partner i was incredibly busy and i still am incredibly busy yeah um it's i forget to text good friends of mine for multiple weeks and then i'm like oh fuck it's not like i don't want to I just recorded for seven hours that day.

Yeah. So there were times where, like, I would have loved to see or spent more time with her when we were originally dating. And I just couldn't because I had to, there were, there were things in there, right? Like, either I was just too busy or I needed to do something for my mental health, either sleep or eat or go see my friends at karaoke. And, like, I needed to do something that wasn't romantic or wasn't sexual or wasn't whatever. Like, it was just one of those things where it's just like, there was, there was a need that I needed filled whether it was just like, I need to not be around people.

Yeah. And the thing is, like, in this circumstance, if Dane had decided to go and see that person like all the time instead of doing those other things, it would have been bad for that and his life because you do need to do the thing. things you need to do. You know what I mean? And a lot of people out there will neglect their, like, well-being because they're like, oh, it's a possible romantic attachment.

And they'll, like, forego things they need to do in order to see that person. And that could also be really bad. So, like, if he wanted to, he would, could actually be terrible. You know what I mean? Sometimes you want to, but you don't need to or you shouldn't. Yeah. And to wrap up my point, I still did, like, we did things where it was like, something I never did because my schedule is so fucking chaotic was we would make plans like

two, three a month in advance and be like, okay, this day is your day. And I promise you that. I'm putting it in a calendar. I'm booking it off or whatever. And this Tuesday, three weeks from now is a proper date night or whatever. We're going to do a thing. And like, we'll booty call each other when we can and when I have time and everything. But it's just like, And so is there a little bit of truth? Is that like kernel of truth of being like, I wanted to so I did. But it doesn't mean a blanket. Yeah, I was always there.

Whenever I wanted to, he will. Yeah. Right. Like that's, that's not the adage. I think that's a really important thing as well because in this circumstance, I guess it's talking about texting. Like, if he wanted to, he would, right? Does he want to text you?

And they don't mean, does he want to see you? You want him to text you. So it's not, if I wanted him to, he should, right? He might just want to hang out with his friends today. And I think that's very fine, you know? So it's like him spending time doing a thing that isn't revolving around you doesn't mean he's not into you. It means you want him to do it, but just because you want to do a thing, doesn't mean he should. Yeah.

And again, like when you're in situations, you know, both of you and I work jobs that do not, that are not conducive to having consistent communication, right? like when I'm busy or if it's a busy day at work like I don't look at my phone pretty much the entire shift because I just don't have time to yeah 100% so it's you have to walk it back and there's we're going to give you some pretty generic advice be like be direct and honest and forward right you you seem to have done that pretty well in the day to be like I would like to see you again I had a good time like those are good things to do if you're worried about him not taking initiative and planning dates, it seems like you already brought that up, and he did apologize for it. So hopefully he will take that in consideration and leave the

ball in his court and be like, hey, I would love to see you next week. When are you free? And if he doesn't get back to you, as Nell said, I think that's pretty obvious what the situation is. And it sucks for sure. But at least you have your answer. And there's no need to spiral. There's no need to If he just stops responding to your text, especially when you're asking a very specific, like, it's one thing to just throw out inane whatever or like sending him a reel that he doesn't or he just laugh reacts and doesn't message you. But if you say, hey, I would like to hang out when are you free next week and he doesn't respond, then like, there it is, right? And you can try again. You can poke again, because again, have I looked at my phone when I was peeing at work, saw a message, opened it, and then forgot that I had that notification? Absolutely.

Yeah, 100%. So you can always try again, but I think as I said, like, after two messages unanswered, I think that's when you kind of, you leave it. Yeah. And I will say just two kind of like caveats here. It's like one, like maybe take a breath with regards to like what you're saying as well. Like the whole, I was really happy when you reached out like, oh, it's never a bother. Like you're coming on very like pathetic.

You can, you don't need to be that like, like, wheedling and like bag. Like just take a breath. It's early days. Like, you don't want to overload this man and just, like, act. Like, it's a little much. It's kind of in the vein of being like, I love you after like day one. It's like, take a breath. Don't make this man your be all and end all.

Don't, don't be like, oh, I'm so glad you've reached out. Like, be confident. That's a weird thing to say. Yes. Now that you say it, it's like, that's a very, because like, did you ever say that prior to, prior to the hookup, right? Like, prior to sleeping together, prior to meeting. Did you ever thank him for reaching out?

Yeah. Like, to me, that would be an. immediate kind of like not a I'm never seeing you again ick but like a hmm something is is off here it's just like there's just a level you're not you're not putting yourself out in the best light it's kind of sad right don't do that have confidence it's gonna work out or it isn't you being like oh thank you a message for me sir like no one's gonna be like yes she's rad like no like it's gross I don't know man um but on the other side I think you have to be realistic in your expectations.

There's a, what, six-year age gap and you're older, which, like, again, I'm dating an older lady than me. Decrepid woman. Decrepit, yeah. Real ramshackle. No, you know, like usually age gaps go the other way. Society, do we agree with everything society does and says? No, but I think sometimes you have to take it into account.

So it's like, is this 35-year-old looking to date a 41-year-old woman? Or is it a fling? Is it just going to be hookups? Is that what you want? It doesn't sound like that's what you want. So, you know, maybe it's time to temper expectations a little bit. Could be totally fine. But I think given how society teaches us to date, this isn't usually the way it goes.

So let me tell you, should be. The best thing I did as a young man was date much older. It is how I learned everything about the world. That's why Dane's worldview is terror. no um so yeah just take a breath take a breath this is by p b rick how do you feel about the idea of audio recording dates to review how you came across and remember details i've been using a i meeting before we get in to this i am imagining this man is peanut butter rick and that i think adds a special layer of flavor little pun intended to this question i just do i just wanted

everyone to also be thinking that this was a man named peanut butter Rick. So not like Rick and Morty season five peanut butter Rick as opposed to pickle Rick. Yes. I'm peanut butter Rick. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. How do you feel about the idea audio recording dates review, how you came across and

remember details. I've been using AI meeting notes at work that made me wonder, why not apply the same idea to dating? I feel like dates are basically job interviews. You wouldn't walk into an interview without preparing, researching, or reflecting afterward. Same with dating. You're trying to present your best.

and figure out if there's a good fit. Audio recording a date and using some super power AI analysis tool on the conversation could let you review how you actually came across, evaluate your connection. I remember all the small details you mention that most guys forget. It's flattering as hell when someone recalls something you said offhand. Yeah, there are obvious privacy concerns, but I think it could give men an edge in dating and provide real feedback you'd never get otherwise. Would you ever use something like this if it were easy and private, or is it just over the line?

well yeah it's over the line right off the bat we'll just say that yeah two i love that you like is this a seduction thing how did you know how did i know how did i know once again they get so close to actual advice and understanding things like i love how he's like i don't want to listen to women and acknowledge the important parts of the things that she's saying i want AI to do it yeah i don't I don't want to listen and remember because like he's right. There is a If I listen, it's a good thing.

If I pay attention, good thing. We're like, yes, seduction. Nice. And he's like, I'll do it. Make computer do it. Can I do that instead? Make a computer with no knowledge of human relationships who frequently hallucinates and bad for the environment do it.

So that's another thing I want to talk. Like, one, you're right. When you remember key details about someone. one, especially small nuance details. Like, there's nothing better than like someone offhandedly, like, again, thrown back to my early days with my partner, she had mentioned that she really likes churros. I was walking by a churro place. I grabbed churros on my way to meet her.

That's a small little thing. It probably won me some points in the early days of a relationship. And it was a nice thing to do. Did I need AI to do it? No, because I'm a human fucking being that listens to people that I'm attracted. to or people that I'm interested in, right? It's not hard to just remember a thing someone said. Like, you don't need to remember everything.

It would probably be weird if you were just rattling off their conversation verbatim. But like, it's super easy to just be like, oh, it's like Shurros. It's so easy. And look, I get that, like, I have a bad memory as well, right? Like, my brain is Swiss cheese these days in terms of, like, if I don't write certain things down, I am going to forget. So if after a date or whatever, you want to make a note that she's into a certain thing, or she mentioned she wanted to go see a movie and you know it was playing and you wanted to remember to remind yourself to buy tickets, sure, make a note. You don't need AI for this.

No. Also, like, the idea that a fucking language learning model that regurgitates things often completely falsely would be able to give you any insight on how to date somebody. is so fucking laughable. And so you're just betraying the privacy of the person and being creepy. And like, it's like the old thing where like, yeah, I don't know if your teachers would ever say this being like the effort it takes to cheat for an exam, like takes you out of your head and like worries you and blah, blah, blah, blah. And you're so preoccupied with that that like you could probably just have done the exam and done better.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, I feel like if you're at a date and you're recording them, so you're already feeling sketchy and weird and making sure that your mic is on and can, you know, listen. But I also just feel like you're not going to be present because, one, your mind has been rotted by AI. So you now know, no longer take things in. Yeah, because you're like, don't worry.

Robot phone will take care of this. Yeah, I'm got to listen. I don't got to do shit. I just go to sit here as vessel and then I go home. Like, you're just going to be a black hole. Also, like, studying notes to go to talk to someone, like, you're just not going to be natural. They're not going to say the thing you want

So you can bring up that thing you remember So you're just going to like halfway through the date Just like, trust. Yeah. You know, like. And we talked about it briefly, but AI is known for And one of the big dangers of AI is that it regurgitates Or rather it perpetuates your view, right? So if your idea is to use it to get better at dates,

it's going to be like, no, you did a great job. There's nothing like there's no, you. did everything right. And that's kind of what that's the point of air eye, right? It, it reaffirms the person asking. It might give little, little tips here and there. But ultimately, it's going to be like, you did everything right. And if you did something fucking weird, like record the conversation, then it's going to, uh, what's, I'm not corroborate. It's going to reinforce. Yeah. That was also a really great idea. So wearing a wire. was a tight idea, Mike?

Yeah, treat your dates like you're trying to fucking take down a cartel. Also, we're going to start seeing, like, date lag if this happens, because part of listening and being engaged and remembering things isn't like, oh, in a week I can tell her that. It's in four minutes, I can talk about, you know what I mean? Like, it's an ongoing process. So if you can't talk about a single thing that happened in this date till the next date, it's going to be weird. you're also yeah you're going to become dependent on this right like you're you're the way that

AI has been rotting people's brains like if you want to anytime you think hey can I use AI for this when it comes to a social situation or an academic situation just look at the studies and realize that AI is making everyone fucking dumb and this isn't my own personal stink of AI because I literally hate it like there are studies there's science to it of of AI rotting people's brains because it removes all necessary functions that make our brains important. Yeah, your brain is a muscle. It literally operates under the use it or lose it like, you know, thing. So you fucking got to got to use it.

And on top of that, it's not even that you're replacing what you would usually do with something that works well or is effective. You're literally sacrificing your fucking mental capacity for something that sucks shit at pretty much everything it does. Yeah. Yes, you want to turn essentially yourself into an AI chatbot in which you plug in this woman's conversation with you and you, I guess, spit out the AI responses. Yeah. That's insane because it's going to take you about 30 minutes before you're a Nazi pedophile.

If we're just going by AI standards. Yeah. And this woman who's being recorded sees your glassy stare and then gets like a book, wild robotic response a week later. is going to not want to see you and then AI is going to be like, you did everything right though. So you're just going to be like women suck. Yeah. Here's my thing. If you think this is a good idea, tell every date that you're going to do it. And if you don't want to do that, if there's a part of you that says, no, that's weird. No, that's creepy. No, they won't want to go on a date with me. That's your fucking answer, dude. Yeah. Yeah. If if you, and this goes for

anything right if if any idea crosses your brain and you're like is it weird to do this then probably don't do it if if you think that a women will stop dating you or they will pull out of the date or they'll be upset if you do a thing and your idea is to just hide doing the thing that's a bad move yeah also dates aren't job interviews like when i go the job interview let me tell you it's a very different vibe than a date so maybe you need to just reframe how you're coming to dates. This is, in my opinion, why people hate first dates, right? No one likes going to a job interview.

No one's stoked about that. No one wants to go to the fucking dentist. It's not a fucking procedure. It's a conversation. It should be exciting. You should be looking forward to it. It's a moment to be yourself unadulterated, right? Which is not what you do in the job interview.

Let me tell you. Yes. There's posturing. There's weird. sort of like, there's lying, right? Like, you're not being honest in a job interview. This company doesn't mean shit to you, most likely.

And yet you're rattling off the reasons why it's the most important place that you want to work. Because you want to get money to pay your rent. Yeah, there's a horrifying power imbalance as well, where they are the arbiters or whether you get that job or not. And you're just a person, along with 100 people coming in, which I guess is how a lot of seduction

people see women, where they don't mean shit to them. They do just want something off them. It's not money, but You know, and... Well, see, I think it's the other way around where it's like, they're the arbiters of... They're the gatekeepers of sex. That's what I mean.

And they... So, like, the woman's the company. And it's like, they want, you know, you go to the company. The company has all the power. That you want to get your job to get money and you don't give a fuck about the company. They want to go to a woman.

They want to have sex. They don't give a fuck about the woman, but the woman has all the power. Like, yeah, it's... I think it's very indicative of your mindset that that's how you're describing shit. And that's probably why it fucking sucks. Like, you're meeting, you're bonding.

you're having fun. That's not a job interview. Yes. Yeah. And like, what are you researching? Because I'm sorry, but if you've done background on your date and you,

you're going to use it. And look, I understand the curiosity, Google. I know that a lot of the people that I dated, especially after starting the podcast because I made, I never really, but I would make reference to it.

I'm sure everyone Googled me. That's fine. But like, going in with like pre-date notes on someone is weird. Yeah. Very weird. So don't do it. Here's or tell your date that you're doing it and see what happens.

Right? Those are your options. I think if you want to do this, you shouldn't. Tell your date. And I promise you, you probably won't have one anymore. So it's a non-issue. Now, I will say only one person in the 26 comments on. Seduction supports this.

And it is at a net zero for upvotes. How did he support it? Oh, you mean in the comments? Yeah. What did he say in support to it? He said, in general, the idea is just to record the date, then use a bunch of AI analysis to get specific detailed questions to ask that next time. Reference specific things you mentioned.

Well, and well, not so well. Compatibility analysis, synthesized information, stuff like that. To which they said, bro, what the fuck? Yeah, no, pretty much he gave it. up on trying to defend it pretty quickly because everyone's just like, don't do it, cringe and illegal, nope, pretty cringe, unethical, but probably very useful. Shut up, HTML novice. What the hell? Hell, nah, that's weird. Yeah. So, look, I feel like they're growing. I feel like they're going there. They're almost there. This is from exploring stupid world already a good start,

feeling completely blindsided. I'm feeling a little heartbroken. I dated this guy for over five weeks, went on over seven dates. I thought things were going well. He had been over multiple times to my place. Whenever we went out, he'd always pay, and we would always hold hands. We talked about our intentions, and he said we were on the same page. Then he stopped texting a few days ago. I asked him what was going on, if something was wrong. And just now, he texted, well, I think we actually have a lot in common. I really enjoyed hanging out with you. I didn't feel as big of a romantic spark between us. I feel completely blindsided by the whole situation. If you didn't feel the spark, Why didn't you end it earlier?

And then for reference, I'm a 32 year old female and a plus size babe. Okay. It hasn't been very long, though. Five dates? Seven dates over five weeks. Okay. Seven days, five weeks. It's a little over a month.

Yeah. Like, that's not very long. He gave it a shot. You obviously weren't a no from the outset or else he wouldn't have gone that long. It took a few dates. And then he was like, you know, it's not working. That seems pretty. I'd like to know if you guys slept together.

Because perhaps he, he, you slept together. and it wasn't the vibe and then he gave it a couple more tries to maybe think there was some growing pains there was some learning to be done and we just couldn't get there because that's also case was he just dating to hookup

and you did hook up and he was like I'm out or did you do something weird or did he meet somebody else and this is just his kind way of letting you down or you know like or maybe it's exactly what it says on the tin right like maybe as Nail said he gave it the try a month isn't that long

seven dates is pretty long to realize you don't have a romantic spark, in my opinion. I think I would know within like three, I'm usually pretty good at like knowing within the first date of being like, no, not going to work. That's fair. But I like, you know, some people you think it's going to work out. And then they say something out of pocket on date seven and you're like, okay. And that's the thing.

Like, I would love to know, did you say or do something? Did something change on that last date, you know? Yeah. Did a big political event happen and you responded really weird? to it or something. Maybe. Right? Because like genuinely, you know, or did you say like, what are we?

Did you pull a red flag out? Or again, it could be that simple. Like seven dates, if you're having fun, I don't know, maybe for all seven dates, you never offered to pay. And he was like, yeah, fuck that. Yeah. Because you seem very happy about the fact that he paid for every date. Didn't need to point that out, but you did as like a badge of like pride almost.

So that's a red flag for me. Yeah, there's, there's weird qualifiers. And a lot of questions, I find. Not just this one, but it's like, you're like, oh, he, he, you know, came over to your place multiple times. Right. Like, sure. Like, that's kind of how dating works.

And then you were like, oh, every time we went out, he would always pay and we would hold hands. Yeah. That's, like, you're a 32 year old woman and you're, you're using qualifiers that would make high school girls impressed. Oh, my God. We held hands. And look, as a man who loves a good handhold, I'm.

I love holding hands. It makes me real happy. I think it's the cutest thing that we do. We're like little otters. Would I use on my tummy? Would I like use that as a descriptor to how good a relationship is going? Because there were dates where like they were okay and, you know, we had a one night stand or whatever. And we held hands.

Dang. I love if we're going to another bar, I'm going to hold that hand. Yeah, it doesn't mean anything. But again, the fact that you're doing this and you, you. you're like, I don't know, you think those two things are important. And that's weird to me. That's kind of our red flag. So I would love to know if it was just like a values thing.

Like are you a little like not like immature with with this shit? Or again, is it just that you're unwilling to put in any effort on your like, was he always planning the dates? Was he always paying for the dates? And then he was like, yeah, fuck it. I'll find somebody who's willing to like, you know, meet me halfway. Talking about this. I feel like maybe this is the problem.

In the sense that a dude or someone was like, hey, here's the situation because we encourage open and honest communication. And I think us spiraling different situations is unhelpful because he has been like, we went on dates and I had a good time. And I think we got along, but the romantic spark isn't there. And that's really at the end of the day. It's all you need. Yeah. And I think Nile makes a good point. I think there is some benefit to maybe doing a quick sort of five-week reflection to see if you did do something fucking weird.

But if there isn't something glaring and something obvious, then you just take it for what it is. Yes, I don't recommend doing what we did. However, I will say it is different because if I get the question, I go, yeah, I might know what he said. Next one. That's not very good. And I've got to fill some air time. I know. But what I'm saying is we could sit here for, we could do a little.

whole episode on all of this all of the things this could mean and it and it's it's not it's conjecture it's guessing it's it's whatever you have a little bit more context because you were in the situation yeah and I think that's part of why we're spitballing as well is because we don't have that context right so I think what is important in this is like one why like it does what says in the 10 either way he doesn't want to see you anymore does it really matter take a second look back over what has happened see if you can find I try to be uncritical about yourself specifically because it's always a lot easier to be

having like a slanted view of things when you comes to ourself. And if you don't find any glaring issues, it wasn't meant to be, whatever. Something didn't click. Could be any number of reasons as we've just discovered. But it doesn't matter.

It doesn't serve you to spiral and try to figure it out. Or alternatively, like I said, as we mentioned, like if you do do this sort of like reflection, and I think honestly, you should do that every time something comes to an end. Or every time something doesn't work out, you should always go back and sort of like do a little

reflection. Jobs, friendships, like everything, right? Like, everything should be a moment to learn and a moment to improve and be like, oh, well, you know, during this job, I was really bossy or I was really sort of like rude to people and condescending or whatever, like, whatever. But when someone tells you something, I think it's important to accept it. Do your reflection, listen to the words. And if he's lying, he's lying. And that makes him. a piece of shit if but I don't really see what he would gain from spending a bunch of dates or you know money and in time on someone he gave it a shot it didn't work and this doesn't necessarily mean it's your fault so don't don't beat yourself up about it just be like okay we were in a

connection because not everyone that you find attractive is going to find you attractive and I mean that not just physically but also as a long-term partner as a romantic interest etc. And that sucks to hear and it sucks to go through and live. But just remember that you don't find everyone attractive. You wouldn't date everyone. There are people that you wouldn't date that you're not attracted to. And it's the exact same thing. You're not a bad person for feeling that way. You're not a bad person for not wanting to date people that you don't want to date. It's just life. Yeah. I hit you a real quick one. Okay. This is by Sims fan 25. Guy I just started talking to wants to suck my blood?

Met online two days ago, and now he's talking dirty to me. And, oh, he also wants to suck my blood. So, yeah, what should I do? I'm being serious here. Does he speak with a lot of, like, replacement Vs? Mm-hmm. Right? Like, when he says he wants to suck your blood, is it vaunt?

Has he been in high school for 225 years? How sparkly this motherfucker? Mm-hmm. Is he scared of, you know, more severe members of his people? In Italy, perhaps. Does he afraid of running water? Sunlight? Ask him out for a steak.

Yeah. Could bring him to a steakhouse. But spell it wrong. See his response. See if he freaks out. Garlic. Maybe take him to an next Italian restaurant. That's a Italian restaurant, yeah.

And be like, hey, Luigi, heavy on the garlic. And if he's like, no garlic for me, that's when Luigi steaks him right in the heart with a wood. Exactly. Does he have the skin of a killer? Yeah. Does he bring you up to the forest and make you say what he is? is? Yeah. Say it. Does he, is he really good

and or bad at baseball, depending on how you view it? That's about the extent of my twilight knowledge. Yeah, I'm searching, but, you know, the man he hates is the guy he's not friends with in love with your unborn child. Yeah, does he have, is there a real buff dog man running around? Maybe go

him. So, yeah, just don't let him near your unborn child. Yeah. Your weird CGI. Nightmare baby. Nightmare baby, yeah. I think, like, if you aren't into blood sucking, say no and do not meet up with this man. I think, look, I think if someone, if you haven't met up with them, and this is their opening move, this is their opening volley, I think perhaps you should be cautious. Even if you are into blood sucking, there's danger here, right?

I think there is, how does the blood, where blood come from? Yeah, how blood suck, how clean blood suck process. In order to get blood sucked, you do need to be bleeding. Yeah. Which means that presumably you're going to have to cut yourself, which is unsafe. Also, let's be fair, if we even want to take it down another, like just a little lower, this is the sign of someone who does not understand things because opening volley being, I want to suck your blood is not a normal thing for person.

to do. So they're already not treading down the I'm a normal person road. And like often when we reach out to people and when we begin stuff, we're at our best. And then the curtain gets drawn and you find out that, oh, the living room isn't always this clean. I just put stuff away when you came over. If he's starting here. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. And look, if we want to talk about if you're not, if you are a nasty little blood freak and you you want to go through with this, you need to set boundaries, you need to

get clear indications of like how, why, what are we doing to prevent it? Like, I would like to get a test done to make sure that we have no diseases. Yeah. I would like to know that you don't have if you're, if you're sucking an open wound, I would like to know that you don't have

HPV or herpes or right? Like I would like to know these things because I would like to not contract something from a very vulnerable act. Yeah. At the very least, you're doing a lot of research and a lot of careful planning and this

isn't like we're meeting up tomorrow in an alley and doing the blood-sucking thing. Yeah. So now just be careful, please. Yes, because this just sounds like a dude getting you alone with a knife and drawing blood from you.

Or a really sharp straw. Yeah, like when you say, yeah, he's going to use you like one of those, like, the milk bags that you, that you got in school, or is he pre- He's going to capri-sun you. Yeah. Don't become a human capri-son. Please don't. Cap-reson. The world needs you. True.

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We're going back in the flashlight mines. God. The same user from last week. Can I reload my male special fluid bladder? I have a plan. I want to insert a urinary catheter into my male reproduction organ, but instead of going to the urine reservoir, I wanted to go to the male swimmer's vault. The goal is to reload my previous load so I can use it again. Problem is, how do I steer the catheter so it doesn't go in the urinary bladder, but instead

enters the holy grail of reproduction? What the fuck? Also, when you're doing this crazy-ass shit, when you're this fucking crazy, why do you not want to say cum or sperm or semen? You used every possible word other than that. But you're like, I want to read jizz my jizz. Yeah. Dane, wow.

You're real sicko, unlike this guy. Unlike this guy who's completely normal. Christ. My name is Day Miller. And I'm the Hells, boom. And we're going to re-jizz our jizz.