F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast - Irish Men Getting RUINED

Episode Date: March 23, 2026

I don't know why I need to say it, but if you have to go to the bathroom... then go to the bathroom.  WAIT!  But actually use a toilet!  Topics include a go-anywhere kinda dad, keeping the back arched, bad bathroom idea, how do I know if she liked it? Join the Patreon!

Hello friends. My name is Day Miller. And my name is Nal Spain. And we are your fuck buddies. God. Dear Jesus Christ. Well, if that didn't blow your eardrums out, happy St. Patrick's Day from the past. Importantly, I know you're... More important. Wow. Celebrating your Patrick's Day. But we all know that this is actually the two-year out from officially,

the final Fast and the Furious movie. That's right. Are you telling me it's literally coming out on St. Patrick's Day? St. Paddy's Day. Funny, 28. You know where I'm going to be. We are getting fast forever.

So I've cracked a beer, specifically a Guinness. I've also cracked a Guinness. Just not vocally because I were so worried he was going to go everywhere like yours did. Yeah. Hey, let me tell you, it fizzled and it sprayed just enough to be dramatic,

but not enough to get on anything other than my fingies. Oh, perfect. That's how you want it. Everyone, you can't enjoy a Guinness unless it's on your fingies a little bit. That's true. That's like a perfect little. Not bad. We do love the cascade.

Cheers, man. Cheers. I mean, I have to wait. Mine's still settling, but. Yeah, I just didn't want to put mine down. We answer questions on sex dating. Today, and today we're going to do it. Tipsy-ish.

Probably not because it's one beer. It is one Guinness as well. It is one beer that we're not also going to be finished. still probably two questions in. But you know what? Fuck it. Um, you of course will be listen to this not on St. Patrick's Day because it'll be a Monday in the future a couple days from now. But you know what? Whatever. This week we're going to talk about my boyfriend won't stop peeing in our yard. This is, um, keeping my back arched during doggy. Date went perfect till something weird happened. Did she notice? Am I overthinking? How do I know if she's

enjoying it? You want to just hop right in? Yeah, let's hop right in. I, feel like I wanted to talk about something and the Guinness blew it straight out of your mind. You're already hammered. I think I'm just too fucking hype. For Fast the Furious. Yeah. How is it two years away? Because I feel like the movie, like the last movie came out probably two years ago. So really then? Four years? You're going to make us wait four years after that cliffhanger? But like, you're not putting work in on the script side of things. And the CG's been dialed in

for years. So like, what's what's going on? on here. Let me tell you, it is work, the thing I've read was that the writers are hard at work. Damn. Finishing up. And I do believe they have confirmed, dead Paul Walker will be returning for the finale.

Are you serious? Yeah. Okay. Well, love that. My boyfriend won't stop peeing in our yard. Boyfriend grew up around the dad that peed wherever he wanted to. Which I've got to say, we should start, we should start with like awards for like best

first line in the question because just this pissing dad he's got my vote for this year already, right? Like I don't know that you're going to miss our beat. My boyfriend grew up around the dad that peed wherever he wanted to. Recently, me, him and our roommate moved into a house together with a decent

backyard, but no larger than half an acre. We have neighbors on both sides of the fence and the studio separate from our house we use as a creative space. Ever since we moved in, sometimes you would get out of the car and pee on a tree right in front of our house or bus just next to the neighbor's house. I told him he was disrespectful, people can see, it starts to smell, and it makes me feel uncomfortable because I walk

around our yard barefoot all the time, collect wood for bonfires, say hi to the neighbor's dog at the fence, etc. Usually pee's outside, even though it's 30 seconds to an unoccupied toilet. I've told him it makes me uncomfortable more times they can count. His male friends come over all the time, and despite knowing I feel discomfort being in my own space, he's encouraged him to pee right outside my studio. A few weeks ago, I saw my friends full D while outside. He keeps apologizing when I say it bothers me, but he just then keeps trying to be sneaky about it. A couple nights ago, he walked in from outside and his pants were halfway off. He asked him what that was about.

He straight up lied to me. His underwear were a little wet when he took his pants off, and I just completely lost it. I had to take a walk to cool off. I told him he doesn't take me seriously if he keeps doing it, and I need to move out if it keeps happening. It was really the lying that put me over the edge. Am I overreacting? I don't feel comfortable with my own space.

His dad and at least five of his friends have been being in our yard. That was just in the last couple months. It smells until it rains. I feel like I can't even trust him. And his inconvenience of walking 30 seconds to toilet is way more important that my comfort are even following through with the promises he has made me. Man, I want to outlaw, am I overreacting? I want to, I want to just strike that fucking phrase out of our vocabulary because it seems like

nine times out of ten, people are underreacting. But do you know how good it is when you find that one, that one out of ten where it's like, Yeah, man. He walked down the road with your dog to let the dog have exercise. That's a normal thing we all do. Yeah. There's a lot of things here. And I think you've already done, in my opinion, a lot of the stuff that we would typically suggest to being like, hey, let them know that this is making you uncomfortable.

Give them like actionable reasons as to why, being like, I walk around barefoot and I'm standing in places in which you've peed. And also, I don't know where you've peed because you're peeing everywhere. And it stinks and our neighbors can see and it's bad. Yeah. Right. Like I think you've laid out a pretty distinct and comprehensive list of reasons as to why it's not unreasonable for you to ask this grown adult to use a toilet to pee in. So like I can't we can't even start there because that's I think where I will start. Yeah. Yeah. But you've you've done it one step further of being like if you don't stop, I will move out because I'm not living. in the piss house. Like, that is what we will be known as. And I'm sure what our neighbors already refer to us as. When we come home, they're probably like, oh, here come the piss people. Yeah, yeah. Also, like, do they have kids? Because that just gets infinitely worse if you're like,

yeah, they all see my dick. Oh, also they have a five-year-old child. Like, dude, no. And surely, surely, your backyard isn't any closer or easier to access than a bathroom. I guess if you're coming out of the studio, it's closer than making it to the house. Maybe you're in the studio, you're getting some work done, you need to rock a hot piss, and you're like, oh, God, 20 seconds to my own home, to a place that's comfortable? No, no, this tree, this will do it. Yeah. And the crazy thing for me is the willingness, the sort of like bandwagoning of the friends. Obviously, Dad, Piss Dad is going to do what he do. Yeah, this has already been his MO for years of You can't unteach an old dog new piss.

It's true. But like if I went to your house and you were like, oh, yeah, I'm just going to pee on my shed over here. There is no world in which I'm going to be like, okay. The only way, the only way I would ever do this is if you owned like a back lot that went into a ravine and we were like so far into your like acres and acres of woods just having a little bonfire drinking some beer. years, yeah, I would probably get up and pee behind a tree in that scenario. Yeah, sure. Like, that's reasonable, but you've changed the scenario so much. The best thing is, and correct me if I'm reading this wrong, it seems that she was in the

studio and the boys made the trip out to near the studio to pee, meaning they probably had to go further from the bathroom to pee. Like, that's, if they were in the studio, again, still wouldn't be great, but it would be better. And yet it does seem that she's in the studio. And he's like, no, no, no, no. toilets are overrated. Come this way. It's what my dad does all the time. Yeah, just pee right here. Oh, my girlfriend's staring out in horror while she's on her work from home job. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. It's fine. It's what we do. I also do love a lot about this question.

Such as, oh, he tried to lie. Or no, he started to be sneaky. I'm like, okay. He came in with his pants halfway down. Not very sneaky. No, yeah, not sneaky at all, dude. What was the lie? I guess the fact that he was just like, oh, no, I wasn't peeing out there. Why your pants halfway down? Tripped. Fell, gravity, man, weird. Yeah. This is bad and gross. And I, look, you got to go above.

You got to like, you got to skip him, go to the head honchery. You got to talk to the dad and be like, yo, I need you to stop coming around and doing this piss, right? I got you to talk to your son. And you got to say, son, it's been years. My piss beta is not working for me anymore. I've alienated everyone in my life. And it's too late for me, but it's not too late for you. The other thing I think that could work is buy a megaphone.

And every time your boyfriend goes out into the yard, you lean out the window with your megaphone and be like, baby, you better not be peeing in the backyard again. Like full blast megaphone style. And then like if he wants to pee in the yard, everyone is going to know about it. And everyone is also going to know that you don't want him to, right? So this way, the whole neighborhood hears like you saying, please, you have to stop being in the yard. It's gross. nobody likes it.

And now all of a sudden, all spotlight is on him. And if he wants to keep doing it, then I think you've gotten your, like, you know, you've learned a lot about this, man,

that I think isn't compatible with your, uh, sense of decorum, I guess. Yeah. So honestly, that's the only way forward,

other than just like leaving him or moving. I think you install sprinklers. And this is a twofold approach because one, you can wash away that piss smell without having to wait for the rain. So that's good, right? Two, he starts to pee. Oh, no, sorry. I didn't realize you were out there because why would you be out in the bushes having a piss when we have a toilet? Why are you just standing? But yeah, put the sparklers in weird places. Yeah, for sure. Right beside trees and bushes. Or you take a like a bigfoot style like blurry photo of him peeing

and then you put it up all over the neighborhood being like, have you seen this piss man? Yeah, who's this person breaking into my yawks? I'm peeing all over. If you see him in your yard, shoot him. Fully just, yeah. Maybe take a shot at him from your upstairs window. Like, I'm sorry, I thought there was an intruder. Because again, who else would be lurking?

Certainly, someone who lives here wouldn't be peeing in the backyard. Certainly, this couldn't be it. Read him a letter from the toilet. Dear James, I miss you. I've been so thirsty without. Could you find a way to get some sort of like electrical plating under the grass? so that when he pees, you give him a, I don't want to say fatal electrocuting,

but a unpleasant shock, so to speak. Now, we do have some edits from her. Let's just go through these really quickly to see if any of these help. We have neighbors, but do not live in the neighborhood. More like the side of a busy road. Indecent exposure charge comments are more likely. Most likely situation,

neighbor hanging out on porch and seeing a guy peeing 10 second away through a couple thin trees or cars parking or cars passing by seeing him in front yards. Creative space is both where I work and where boyfriends' friends hang out. It's split. So him encouraging them to pee by my space is more of convenience than trying to be intentionally malicious. Well, that's good to know. He's not an exhibitionist.

Just had a dad who peed everywhere and a chill mom who never said anything. It has smelled before, but it's true if he distributed it in different places slash less people did it. It wouldn't be much of an issue. Oh, there we go. Just get them to pee in different places. Yeah, get a schedule, a rotation going. Like crop rotation, just with piss. I said a hard rule because he isn't great with nuance and tries to push boundaries.

Really? This guy? This man? This man? This little piss boy? Most of my irritation is about the lying and convincing me he's respect to my feelings. It won't happen again. But then continue to do it when he doesn't think I could see. But then also making his friends doing it by making a show of going inside to pee when I'm around. And the last one, which I think is the whole reason I read these, I understand peeing outside as a man's right. As all the men are adamantly saying in the comments. This is one of the few things I am sensitive about. I wish I could flip a switch and stop feeling disrespected,

but I haven't been able to get there. There are things my boyfriend is sensitive to that I've adjusted for him. So I see this as the same principle. And it's the crux. It's a man's right. I mean, the world is our toilet, and it says it on all of our birth certificates. Look, if this was, if we were still caveman,

and indoor plumbing hadn't been invented yet, and toilets hadn't been invented yet, sure, yes, I get it. Piss everywhere. But no, actually, because even back in the day, day when there's like fucking latrine pits and like there was never just like at the door like people even then had a what caveman were doing i literally was one bro eons ago got me there

like but no as far as i'm aware anybody who didn't defecate and urinate far enough away from where they lived did in fact die of like dysentery and shit so it's like the common practice was to do it away from where you live, which even this man is not doing. Yeah. And you, I mean, anyone thumping their chest being like, you're allowed to. Man's right. About to pee anyway. It's like, sure.

Can we? Yes. The ability of owning a penis is that of we can pee pretty much anywhere we want with, with relative ease. With relative ease. Should we? Also, I know a lot of women who are incredibly talented at peeing outside. It's kind of just like an Irish thing, you know?

And you're drinking, when you're drinking out in the field somewhere or a park and you're not of age to be legally drinking and there's nowhere nearby to go to the bathroom, we all get pretty adept of pissing outside. So it's like, why is it not women's right? You believe they deserve it more because they're putting in the work. They're working harder for it. They're working way harder. They deserve the right. We don't. We're fucking piss easy.

Pun intended. But with all that stripped aside, I just don't understand. Like, this is your home. Yeah. Why do you want to pee all over it? No. Like even cats and dogs are better at this than you are. And cavemen. And cavemen. And the French, which I assume were the people who created the latrine just by the name of it. Maybe. I don't know why. I mean, it's probably the Romans or the Greeks or maybe even the Egyptians. Yeah, I'm going to imagine that. But. But like, you know. No, they apparently not. Apparently not what? Apparently the latrine was not created by the French, but it seems to be the Mesopotamians or the Neolithic Scotland. Okay, interesting. Now we know.

We've learned something. Yeah. Look, you've done everything you've said. Or everything that we could tell you to do outside of like eventually just being like, look, I know you're still doing it. And to hide it from me is even more disrespectful than continuing to do it when I've asked you not to. You know it grosses me out. I do not want our backyard smelling like human urine. That should not be a hard ask.

That should not be a difficult thing for you to understand. understand that I don't want the place that I live and work to smell like human waste. And if this doesn't make sense to you, I don't know if we could be together. And also, again, like, your neighbors, if they look out their back window and they just see some guys fucking schlong as he's just like spraying on the fucking fence. Like, that's bad. That is bad. I wouldn't want to look outside and see my neighbor peeing.

You're a brilliant man, Nile. This is it. You've solved it. She's already accidentally seen one of his friend's penis. Now you need to go out of your way to see the rest of his friends' penises and be like, who knew Dave was swinging such pipe and just constantly talk about all of his friends' penises and just be like, dude, you're friends? This is great.

Is their penis game? I just, I just keep getting to see dicks. I think you just, you got to like, let him be his own worst enemy here and be like, oh, I can't stop thinking about Dave's dick. And being like, look, I said, I'm sorry. He's like, oh, no, you don't need to apologize. And then leave the room. Yeah.

And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, what? I'd be like, when is he coming back? And then just when he comes over, just constantly fill a glass of water for him. I actually don't mind if the boys piss near the studio. Say that. The boys will never piss near the studio again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, they're allowed to, but they, and then set up like a little station right outside

a window. Move your desk to the window. Get some binoculars. Facing the window. I just have a little sign above it. Get a little neon sign that says, boy piss zone. And maybe set up a little camera. My God, can we just appreciate you for a minute the idea of setting up a bunch of signs all over your garden?

They just say, boy, piss zone. Piss wherever you want. I think that would be a very funny, petty way to do things. And again, get one of those, get like a vanity lights around a window so that they can like really look good. The camera set up. And just be like, look, if you guys are going to do this, I'm going to enjoy it. And the only way I'm going to enjoy it is if I see a well-lit outdoor dong. Yeah, yeah, that's it. We solved it.

Yeah. I think if there's any way, look, if it's men's right to piss outside, it's your right to ogle some scrote. Yeah. This is from Alien Kitten, keeping my back arch the entire time during doggy. I feel like this has been drilled into my head. My ex would constantly make me arch my back during doggy style and say having a straight back was ugly. I want to break out of this shitty mindset, but it feels like the only thing I'm supposed to do. Any advice to make this position more fun and to stop this toxic feeling? Stopping the toxic feeling is harder because I can't just say some magic words. Unfortunately, it would be great. We'd be the best podcast ever if I could just be like, you're good.

And you were like, whoa, magically. Outside of us saying, stop feeling this way. Yeah. But I'm still going to give it a shot. Your partner sucked. Sorry about that. He sucked shit. A straight back is totally fine.

It's insane. No, you can have your back whatever which way. and the man having sex with you or whoever having sex with you has the privilege of having sex to you and that's all they should be thinking about is wow this feels great I'm so happy delightful your back being arched or not is not a consideration and if it is the person is a fool here's the only caveat I want to throw in there is the benefit of an archback despite looking good and and you know working angles an arched back the opposite direction in sort of like a what is that cat that's cat right cat pose cat was with the depth um is that like it's like

it can make it because of the angle of hips, it could be harder to penetrate. So like, as long as everything is working in terms of penetration, then I don't think you don't have to worry about the position of your body. Yeah, that's what I was literally about to say. It was just like once you're comfortable, right? Like if straight back or whatever isn't comfortable for you,

don't fucking do it, right? But like, if you're angling, because I know sometimes it's like, you know, if someone has their ass really far up and they're like really, like their chest really far down, sometimes that can be a little too intense. Like you might get a little deeper or hit some like sensitive spots. So I know a lot of people,

don't like to do that. And you can have anywhere kind of in between. It's all a matter of personal comfort. And that can all matter on like, you know, could be the day, could just be you, could be you, could be the angle of the dick, could be the size of the, it could be anything. So what matters is your comfort. That is it. Anybody complaining about whether or not your back is attractive at that point can be

jettisoned into the fucking sun. Yeah. Yes. It's something as simple as. It's so dumb. Like I used to hook up with someone who would come very easily in doggy. and as a result would like almost curl in on herself. And like as great as it was to to deliver the pleasure,

it essentially made I could not like have sex with her because she was so like rounded out that I was like I would have to be pretty much underneath her to continue to go. And at that point of time it's like, yes. I would kind of have to like just take a step back and like, you know, give her a second to like cool down. And like I understand that that could be frustrating. I can understand that it's not conducive to a. a continued sexual experience.

But if that's not the case, if I could grow up, deal with it. Yeah. Anybody who's like you have to be this certain way because I don't find it attractive, unless it's like you have to stop peeing in the yard. They can probably go fuck themselves. I'm going to leave the,

I'm going to put the probably there just in case you're like, well, fuck buddy said I can pee anywhere I want. It's a man's right. They said it. And also they said, I can be attractive doing whatever. No, that's not the case.

There's always going to be outliers. But in general terminology, If someone's commenting on your body or how you hold yourself, especially during sex, they can be jettisoned into the sun. Yes, because let me tell you, it doesn't matter who you are or what you're doing, you're going to enjoy sex more, whether it's your partner or yourself, if you're not worrying about stupid aesthetics in terms of, is my tummy folds rolling? Or is my neck double chining? Is blah, blah, blah. None of those things, I can promise you that almost every woman that I've hooked up with has had roles when they're in certain positions. I can promise you they've double chinned.

I can promise you they've made weird pleasure faces. I promise you they've done all that. Could I tell you how, when, why? No, because it doesn't fucking matter. If you're locked in to one another's pleasure and enjoying it and having fun and like living this experience, which you're. should be doing instead of like in your like you zoomed out over your shoulder third person style wondering if this would make good porn then like fuck off stop stop the like directoring your your sexual experiences and just enjoy it because i promise you as fun and as good as sex

can be is way fucking better when you're not worried about that shit 100% also i'm right there doing the double chinning and the rolling and the everything as well i'm not gonna stop that's not possible for me to stop. But also it's not possible for any human to stop. That's the thing. It's like, yes. The best you could do is to negate them as much as possible, which would render you this weird statue awkward person, which let me tell you, as Dane was saying, not good for sex. No, because then your partner is going to be worried that you're not enjoying it and you're going to be so worried that you're not bending in a weird way that you're not enjoying it. Also, you're rigid, you aren't enjoying it. Yeah. It's bad. It's just so bad. This person's a fucking idiot. I bet you

he didn't even mean it. It was probably some nagging bullshit or some weird toxic view he got or some porn fucking brain addling. I don't think he actually genuinely was like, ah, well, and if he was, that's for him and the therapist to sort out. Yeah, I could believe that he actually like thought it was ugly because people are, like, people are bad. People are stupid.

Yeah. But like, look, I do want to talk about this briefly as well. When we, we hear all about this like male loneliness. epidemic and how men specifically... This is why, bud! Specifically younger men are having less and less sex and specifically younger women. Well, I think actually all women are choosing to have less sex. And when they do have sex, it's typically with like someone who makes them come and

feel good as you should. Yeah. So women are playing the field a lot less. Therefore, men are having less sex except for like, I don't remember the statistic, but it's like, you know, a core group of dudes are the only ones having sex. So it's like, if a guy is having sex, I think they call them the sexy dozen. Yeah, there's 12 men who are having all of the sex. But you know what?

This is like the thing, sorry, briefly cut in. Yeah. Because everyone's all like, oh, man, loneliness epidemic. As if it's a bad thing, it really isn't because it just goes to show you that having sex and not being lonely is possible. Because the sexy dozen are out there getting it. And they're getting it because they don't. suck. Yeah. And like this is it, right? This is at its crux, at its, at its sort of like boiled down point is typically, you know, I think a large group of men are making women like our

question asker feel this way. Why would they sleep with you? Why would they date you? Why would they spend any amount of time with someone who makes them feel this bad to the point where she's asking, I'm no longer with this person and their shitty behavior is still affecting me. It's haunting me like a fucking ghost. So not only did this guy fuck it up for her, he fucked it up for himself, but now he's also fucked it up for other people. Yeah. Because and so it's a, it's, it's a self-replicating process, not only for the dudes participating in the shitty toxic behavior, but also for dudes who might not be doing the same thing. Because like, yeah, I, it's, it's, if every time I hooked up with someone,

they made me feel like shit, or didn't care about whether or not I finished, or didn't care about my pleasure, or had these stupid fucking ideas, I would also be like, you know what? Fuck this. Yeah. And that's the thing. I know if we asked a lot of fucking manosphere people

or like, you know, in cell people or whatever, like, would you actually want to hook up with someone that made you feel bad that was like, made you unsatisfied and or hurt you and or made you feel unsafe, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah. They'd probably all be like, yeah, because then they'd still be having sex. But like, if they actually thought about it, you wouldn't want to, especially if the option to be with someone who did care about your pleasure and made you feel good was on the table, because why the fuck would you not choose that option? And that's basically as simple as it is. And it's almost always, like, one of the big reasons that men gravitate towards the manosphere, this sort of toxic masculinity of it, is rejection and feeling bad, right? So at one point in time, they shot their shot and were rejected either nicely or not so nicely. It doesn't really matter.

And instead of processing that, like a human being who is capable of being vulnerable and feeling sad and dealing with their emotions, specifically negative emotions, they decided to internalize it and weaponize it and listen to people who either make so much money that they would never talk to them in real life or dudes who are also not having. any sex or any luck, but I have found that like the echo chamber. And again, we talk about all the time, right? We talk about, um, especially when we talk to people about the show who don't know what we do, we try to explain it, where we, we are the worst option for men who are looking for an easy solution in the sense that what would be an easy? If you and I were both mad at women and couldn't have sex and were lonely, is it more enticing? Is it more. beneficial to us to listen to a dude who says you're not the problem. Women are the problem.

For sure. Everything else is the problem. You don't need to change. It's society that needs to change. It's women that needs to change. Everyone else is the enemy. You're doing fine. Or two dudes who are like, everything you've learned is bad. And it's going to take a lot of hard work and a lot of unlearning and a lot of listening and a lot of compassion, a lot of probably therapy to get to a place where not only are you healthy, but your relationships will be too. no one's gonna fucking yeah one one is i gotta do nothing and i was never at fault and i get to it's like the fast food or the quick fix of like if oh yeah i i can get this fucking burger or go cook a meal but if you eat a shitty fucking burger every day you're gonna die it's gonna be bad for you your body's gonna start falling apart it's gonna be expensive et cetera et cetera whereas if it's like

oh well i could go and i could get healthy food and like go home and cook and blah blah Like maybe it looks more expensive because you buy some, you know, things to cook with. Maybe you got to buy some spices. Maybe you got to actually go to the shop and think about things. The groundwork. All of which is a lot worse. But then give it a couple weeks and all of a sudden the spices you've bought, you can now use for like a thousand fucking recipes until they run out. The skills you're developing make cooking at home not only easier and far less intimidating, but like more like healthy.

And you can develop on them and make better dishes. and all of a sudden you're good as opposed to the person who has fucking cardiac disease and, you know, no money, right? Like that's kind of what it's like. It's yet. It would be so easy to be like, oh, fuck women. It's their fault. Blah, blah, blah. But like, that's not true.

It's not helpful. You're not going to get anywhere from that. That's it, right? It's not helpful. No, and I don't understand. It's literally just like, feel bad on your guy. And then that's it. That's the best you've done is lied to someone that been like, you're fine.

Like, I think a really good litmus test of. of this is if you're listening to a dude who has one million followers and the majority of that million followers are miserable and are in the exact same situation as you, then what they're peddling is an advice. What they're peddling doesn't work. Right? Because if it works, they don't get your money anymore. They don't get your. So it's like if you look at a community and you're like, oh, this is a guy who says he's going to change my life. But everyone in the community is in the exact same place as me. So no one's life is being changed.

So therefore, he's a liar. Whereas, like, at least if you look at a community and you see, like, people learning and helping and helping each other and fostering each other instead of just echoing back and forth bullshit, then, yeah, you're going to end up seeing some growth because obviously whoever is working or giving information is trying to make your life better. Yeah. Like, if you message Andrew Tate and you were like, oh, I listened to your show. or whatever the fuck he does.

And I got a partner and we just got married. You know how angry he'd be? He'd be so angry. You know how many times that's happened to us once? And you know how happy we were? Very happy. Yeah. There you go.

We're going to take a very brief break. And then we'll be right back. I forgot to do a thing. I was going to read out some bad sex writing after every question. So I'm just going to hit you with this one now. Okay. The tale of Jonathan and Melissa continues as the Dom Jonathan sends Melissa to work with surprise sexy tasks she must submit to during her day and take all the pinches with it if she is

going to get her treat later that night what dirty tasks will the green clad lass undertake it will be shocking to say the least and this is make my shamrock shake love your brat a bdsm st patrick's day holiday sex at work tail okay and you got it right it's all going to be st patrick's day themed sex writing for the rest of the episode even though i forgot to do it uh i know i'm sorry i get too into pissed at. Who didn't? Who didn't? Date went perfect until something weird happened. Did she notice? Or am I

overthinking? This is by main inspection 3502. So when I guess. Can I guess? Please. This is almost a issue of reacting. I'm going to say yes, there's no way in the world that this person did not notice this. Okay. Do you want to guess what the weird thing

is? Or the thing that she may not have noticed? No. Okay. that that ladies and gentlemen is award winning podcasting award winning improv

Dane Miller no not no but not no and just flat out no okay yes let me I just feel like we've been doing the show we've been doing the show long enough

to know that like me guessing what it's going to be is like a one in a million chance because it's like oh I you know tripped on my sex tuba and do you think she's going to notice that this tubus like over

Is that your answer? Fuck. Yeah, sex too much. I went on a date with this girl. I've been talking to you for a while. She was clearly into me. Lots of laughing. Good eye contact.

Touching my arm when she laughed the whole thing. I'm thinking, okay, yeah, this is going somewhere. We're sitting outside this restaurant. And about halfway through the date, my stomach makes one of those noises that makes you immediately reconsider every life decision that led you to that moment. Normally I had to excuse myself to the bathroom, but it was one of those situations where if I suddenly jumped up, it would have looked suspicious. So I tried to power through it.

then something happened. I won't go into graphic detail, but let's just say there was a moment where my body may or may not have betrayed me in the way I was not prepared for. I fart and chat myself. At this point, I'm eternally fighting for my life, but externally, maintaining eye contact, smiling, nodding, responding to everything she's saying like a professional actor in a very strange play. Here's where it gets weird, though. A few minutes later, she kind of pauses mid-conversation, looks around slightly, then keeps talking.

She didn't say anything, but the vibe changed a little bit after that. Not dramatically, just enough for me to notice. finished the date like nothing happened and walked her to her car. She hugged me goodbye, but it felt slightly less enthusiastic than earlier. Now I'm sitting here wondering, did she notice something? Am I just being paranoid because I think something might have happened? For the record, I handled the situation as calmly and discreetly as humanly possible. Now I'm wondering if the date died because of an unfortunate biological incident.

Do I pretend nothing happened? Ask her out again? Or did I unknowingly commit the most silent but devastating dating mistake imaginable? I think two things could be true. I think both of those scenarios can coexist. Why didn't you go to the bathroom? Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I don't get it.

I love that he was like, hmm, if I get up, it'll be suspicious. Better shit myself. Yeah, like, I get that like you don't want to stand up and like full sprint to the bathroom. For sure. But if you were able to power through 30 seconds a minute, two minutes, five minutes. I don't know how long it was from noise to pooping. But surely, you know, you could take a big sip of your drink and be like, I'm going to run to the washroom.

I'll be right back. Like you would do if you had to pee. Well, no. I had to use the washer. That's the thing. If you had to pee, you'd go out the front door. That's true. You would go to the front or just anywhere that seems, you know, if there was a plant or something.

Yeah, like a potted plant in the corner or, you know, the parking lot. That's the thing. So if you go to the bathroom, already suss, she knows you got a shit. And that is unacceptable. That's the thing. It's like even if she knows you're gonna shit. Unless he had a dad who shit wherever he wanted to. And then maybe shit dad.

Like even if she knows you're gonna shit, like you're overthinking everything here. Up until the things that actually matter, which you seem to be underthinking. Because it's like, if you went to the bathroom and she was like, well, I think he's pooping. Okay. Like, yeah, that's what you do there.

There's one of two options, presumably, and one is piss and the other is pooping. Sometimes both. Like, I don't know what world you live in that you think this is devastating. especially when the alternative is you shit yourself and then she had to smell it. Yeah, it's like, oh, I don't want to go to the bathroom to poop because then I would be pooping on a date. So instead I'm going to do it right in front of her and like how long did the date go after the incident? Because that's also the idea.

I heard like just tactically speaking is is not great. All of it's bad. Like, I don't, I can't imagine the mortification of having been the one to have done that. But I also can't imagine just the terror and horror of being the one to slowly realize they're in the presence of a poopy boy. Yeah. Because you can't really bring it up. But if you get that smell at the table, there's a possibility at something else. If you continue to get that smell at the table, that possibility dwindles.

If that follows you out to the car, say, during a hug goodbye, it becomes less possibility and more fact. and it's bad. And I mean, again, depending on how long you were sitting there. Yeah. It stained your pants. So. I hope you were wearing dark brown trousers. Yeah.

I really hope you're wearing black, man. I really hope those black jeans were coming in clutch for you because I don't think there was like. But also the poor, the poor server that had to then pull out poopie chair. Yeah. And probably clean poopie chair. Yeah. Um, this is, uh, just a reminder to everyone. This is a cautionary tale.

If you have to go to the bathroom, go to the toilet. Yeah. The designated bathroom area. And you weird that we've had to say that twice in this episode. And if someone is upset that you've had to go to the bathroom, regardless of what bodily fluid is coming out of you or bodily waste that is coming out of you, if they're upset by that, then they are undatable. Yes. Because everyone, like, eventually you are going to have to go to the bathroom around them. When you, like, move in together and get married because they're the love of your life,

you will have to poop in front of them. Yeah. Or at least in the same building as some point in time. So if they can't deal with that, if they can't. If they can't handle you at your poopiness, they don't deserve you at your, I don't know, going on a second dateiness. Yeah. Now you're like, oh, can I ask her out?

Sure. Why not? Fucking go for it. Yes. Let's think. If you reach out, you're like, hey, do another date? And she's like, God know, you poop man. Okay.

She saw it. And she was upset. by it. If she agrees to go out, this time you just have to go to the fucking toilet when you need to. That's your mission. Look at her. The second you give her a hug and you sit down, you order her drinks, you look at her dead on her eyes and you say, excuse me,

I have to go poop into the toilet now. This time. I'm going to poop in the toilet this time. I mean now. Yeah. Regardless of whether you have to go or not, you go and just make a real big display of it. Or just like, I'm going to the bathroom where I always go. Yeah. Like every time.

Yeah, what I do always. The good thing is, unless it was horrendous, there's probably a part of her that doesn't quite know. So you just got to play it cool. You just got to play it cool. I never be unhygienic or stinky or any way suss around her ever again. And if things keep going well, she will forget about it. Maybe one day you can laugh about it.

Look, one day, this is going to be a funny story. The I shit my pants on the first date and she still loves me. That's great. That's great. That's great. You're going to love it. I know my partner is going to karate, chob me in the throat for this entire episode. Yeah, because he's been piss and poo. I was going to say it

earlier. I am sorry. But you know what? I think the story is going to kill it parties. I think it will. So look, don't overthink dates. Go to the toilet when you need to. No one's going to be weird about that. And if they are, as Dane said, bullet dodged. Undatable. You cannot date someone who's going to be weird about you going to the bathroom. A blizzard traps Elliott and the dive bar on St. Patrick's Day. Fifth Guinness, no dinner, full bladder. Then the gas of a glass of Middleton appears. Courtesy of Monsieur Montreal. An old Boston money patriarch.

One sip, one blackout, one note the next morning. Call me if you want a swell time. A Black Lincoln arrives. A driver named Bill explains the rules. Sex is currency. Elliot pays his first toll, slow, deliberate, in the backseat. To earn entry to the estate 40 miles out, the gate opens. This is St. Patrick's Day.

Elliot's ruin. Sorry, did he fuck the limo driver to go to the... I don't know. Maybe he fucked Bill. I do love that we took time out of this sultry, you know, to be like the limo driver named Bill. Okay. All right. It does sound like you fucked Bill in the backseat of the limo or Lincoln to get access to the estate.

Also, this is just like everything is like, oh, would you like a glass of water? And the butler is just like, zip. Yeah. Well, get suck it. Sounds like it. Also, like, you have a full bladder. There's no toilet. What bar are you in?

And also, when you pass out, did you not do what this man did in the garden, but all over yourself? This isn't hot. Also, like, where did you wake up? Why did you wake up? Why is there like, why is money now currency because you fell asleep? Because presumably you were jericho. Sorry, money always is currency. Money always sticks you up.

Yeah. Who knows? This is, uh, uh, bupah, blah, blah, blah. YX Lynn. I don't know if she enjoyed it without asking. My girlfriend, a 20 year old female. And is my, an 18, old males first. So I'm really...

So wait, sorry, did you say 28 female and 18 year old male? No, 20 year old female, 18 year old male. I might have been looking at the two at the same time and combine them. But 20 year old female, 18 year old male. She's his first, so I'm really still shit at sex. It's been a month since we started dating and doing it. And I've asked her a few times after we've done it if she enjoyed it. She told me yes. I couldn't tell she was

telling the truth, so I didn't really believe her. What added on to the doubt was that she told me how she would fake her moments if she really liked the guy, even if you didn't feel good. This was before you were an official or had sex. I just want to know if there's any hints, signs, or anything at all before, during or after the act, just so that she really actually enjoyed it. Or is my only choice to trust whatever she said. Like an idiot. Yeah, like I'd fucking never trust a woman. That's, I think one thing that me, Dane, and the Manosphere all agree.

No, I can't even. Someday, some particularly nefarious hater is going to stitch together all our, like, joke sentences. And it's going to be like, they hate it. Anyone who wanted to ruin us could easily do it by clipping us out of context, for sure. And I'm sure they will. I'm sure they will. Look, I appreciate that part of this is you trying to be a good partner. Part of it is also insecurity.

And I don't love that part. But, like, it's natural. It happens. Don't worry. But it's how you act on it. And especially as an 18 year old boy who is who is just starting to have sex. We get it. Totally.

But I don't want you to move into toxic behaviors such as I don't, I just decided to not believe her. That's not great. Right. So I think I'm going to kind of spit ball a couple different things. One, if you talk to your partner and they say a thing, you should believe them because it's awful not to. And it's a bad situation. They are either saying this to spare you or they're saying it because it's genuine.

And then either way, like the intention is kind and it's there, right? I think if you are worried about your performance, you can go about a different way instead of being like, oh, was I good? You could be like, hey, I want to get better. I want to do more stuff that you like. Is there anything you want me to focus on or work on blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Because if you bring this up in a positive way and a chill way and a confident, cool way, you know, you got your sunglasses on, you're lounging.

You know, you're doing Chad Michael Murray. You've got your chair backwards sitting on it like A.C. Slater. You know, they actually did a whole. thing on like they did like a psychological study on that and apparently it's an incredibly attractive pose for women and it like signifies all these different things like your legs being spread as a man as like a signifier of like how you're the top dog and like you're not worried about like showing your like vulnerable parts. Why did they have to do a study of this? Just look at A.C. Slater. Like obviously. But that's A.C. Slater who of course is already so hot. Anyway,

Actually, if you take away the chair, no, he's hideous. No. Mario Lopez is an absolute goblin of a man. It's fair. So if you bring this up, it's so much easier for her to be like, oh yeah, I would like us to focus on X, Y, and Z, because she's not saying you're bad or I'm not having a good time.

She's adding to what you have, right? So it's like she can say this without being negative. She can say this without inadvertently, you know, hurting you or criticizing you or whatever. And like, hopefully you won't take the conversation that way, because if you're bringing it up in this positive way, you have to take it in the positive way, right? Especially if you're framing it,

like in your mindset of being like, I'm still bad at sex. You can't then be upset about someone being like, you're bad at sex. Like obviously she's not going to say that. At least I hope not. But you can't take it that way. You can't be like, hey, I want to do this positive thing.

Get better. She goes, yeah, maybe we try X, Y, Z. And you go, aha, I knew you didn't like it. Like, no, that's not the way. Like, if you're starting at, like, if the reason you're feeling this way, is because you think you're not very good at it, then it doesn't make any sense to be get upset.

If someone's like, well, yeah, I feel like you might not be very good at it. Like, it's the same way of if I was picking up guitar and I could, you know, I could pluck a few strings here and there. But then someone was like, oh, hey, here's what a chord is. Here's, here's like four chords that you need to know and you can play almost any fucking pop song ever. And then you smash the guitar. I tell them to go, fuck themselves and walk out. Oh, so I suck a guitar now?

No. You then take those tools that you just learned. and use that as your base and you learn from there. In both cases, a fingering lesson. Yeah, learning to strengthen your fingers. So I think that is the best way to go about this, is like reframe for your sake, for their sake. But again, you have to be chill, right?

And on top of that, it's like, if you're in a situation, a sexual situation, you probably can tell a lot of times. Like, no one's that good of an actor, right? So it's like, ignore the moaning and focus on like the physical reactions. Like the tensing, the tightening, the inadvertent stuff, especially the stuff that isn't like pretty. You know what I mean?

If someone's like, oh, amazing. That might be real. That might not be real. But if someone's like scrunching their face up, like they're getting electrified, you know. The performance is rarely on the trashing of cheeks and chests. That's always a good sign. Trembling usually is not something people go to to fake. Like the more you do this, the more you will be in tune.

Like there are times where you'll be able to feel. even if you're not looking at them, even if you're not doing whatever, like when you do a certain thing and you know that that's clicked into place, like a like a lockpicking mini game on Skyrim or some shit, like you'll feel like, oh, what I'm doing is working and you'll get to learn them, but you need to be too. Hold on. I need to really emphasize that Nile is not talking about a physical locking of something into place. He's talking metaphorically. No, this isn't a werewolf smut. Yes, please. I just really need to, the way you phrased it did sound like If someone didn't...

They've clipped it. They think we don't know anything about sex. If someone doesn't really know what they're doing or it's a little insecure, they might be actually trying to like rotate two fingers around inside, trying to find the place that clicks. It's not going to happen. Just move the controller until you feel that vibration. Yeah. You will get to that point.

I think there are a lot of ways to tell why they're like genuine things, but just ask them what they want, what you can do more of what they really enjoyed. And again, if you keep it positive, if you're like, what did you enjoy, they can point out X, Y, and Z instead of just being like a blanket. Oh, did you like it? Yes, it's very similar to what we've talked about in the past. I feel like the past

two weeks we've kind of had similar vibes of like the, am I the best you've ever had? Yes. Right? Like, those kind of questions don't lead to positive or useful information. Right? So you're saying, hey, did you like it? The answer is

either yes or no, right? And no sucks. And no sucks. I don't think. I don't think any partner is going to look at you and say, no, actually, it was not good. And the thing is, there's a world of a variance between liked it and fully satisfied, right? They could have had a good time. They could have liked you. They could have been enjoying parts of it. And to say no, it gets rid of all that.

So even they might not necessarily be lying. You just haven't asked a good question. Exactly. You're asking the wrong question. Because as Nile said, enjoying sex does not mean being satisfied by sex. And those are two very different things, but also in the yes category. So you've learned nothing about this. Whether she enjoyed it or not, she says yes.

You're suspicious of that. And that's another thing is like if you're going to ask these questions, you talked about this as well. It's like if you're going to ask these questions, you need to trust what they say. And if you don't trust what they say, then don't ask the questions or specifically don't date someone that you're so convinced is going to lie to you about important things. I feel like it's likely that you ask the question to get the bad response because you feel down on yourself. And then when you didn't, you were like, must be a lie. Must be a lie. Yeah.

Can't be. You couldn't have liked it. I'm bad at sex. There's also a very good chance that like you're not bad at sex. Like I got pretty good at going down on people pretty fast and in terms of like learning how to do things. So it's like you might just be doing the right stuff. But at the end of the day, you need to reframe what you're saying. and rephrase it and also understand the intention of what you're doing.

Are you asking these questions to feel better about yourself? Are you placating your insecurity? Or do you actually want to... Or inflaming your insecurity? Like are you just trying to add fuel to the fire? Probably. Yes. Or are you actually trying to improve your skills, your communication, your sexual experience?

Are you trying to get better at pleasuring your partner and delivering pleasure to your partner? Because what you've asked does not do that and will not accomplish that. You've done no work in accomplishing that goal. And you need to stop and think strongly about what you want. Because I think what you want, or what you think you want, at least, is to be good at sex and therefore please your partner. But what you're asking for is reassurance about your skill and your ability. And those are two furthest apart from the goals, right?

Like on one side, you're looking after your partner and you're trying to increase her pleasure and all those things. The other side, you're trying to feel better about yourself. Those are two very distinct polar opposite things. And I promise you, if you focus on increasing her pleasure and making her feel good and making her come consistently, your, that goalposts is they're going to start meeting in the middle because you're going to realize that the more consistently you can pleasure your partner and the more consistently you can trust her reactions, you're in security. will also fade away. And then all of a sudden, it is the same question of being like, I am confident and I am secure

because I have learned how to pleasure and please my partner. And I've learned how to communicate and ask for that. And I know that when she tells me something or if I ask her a question, she's going to answer honestly. And if I listen to what she said

and use it, then she's going to enjoy it even more. And there I'm going to get less insecure about it. And you just keep sort of like working towards the middle until your insecurity and her pleasure each other at. Yeah. And honestly, it's kind of a similar situation to the manosphere we were talking about earlier where like, was that good? Yeah. It's kind of a bad situation where you're getting the

cheap, easy fix of like, okay, I did it. Whereas the other one takes work, right? Then like, what can I do better? What did you enjoy? What would you like to explore? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then implementing that. And like, it takes vulnerability. And it takes confidence. And it takes communication. And honestly, all difficult things for a lot of, for everybody, really, while being naked while dealing with a thing that provokes insecurity like sex and being naked

and your performance and blah blah blah blah blah but if you put that work in as Dane said it actually will give you benefits where you will get confident and you won't need to be told you're doing well necessarily

because you will be doing well right you'll know you're doing well when they're fucking losing their mind but they'll also tell you and you'll know that they're telling the truth so it's like if you want to please your partner put in the work

and you keep mentioning sex And for people who are inexperienced and like for a lot of people, sex is penetrative, right? So I haven't heard you talk about going down on them. And if you haven't been doing that, what a great thing to do. If you want to focus on their pleasure, focus on their pleasure without your pleasure. Go down on them. Take your time. Listen to one of our episodes about it.

Look up a guide to it. Ask them what they want. And it's like even if penetrative sex isn't getting them there, which often it isn't, you're going to have to introduce clitoral stimulation. if you've rocked their world with your tongue, a little bit of weight's going to be off you. And you want to really blow their minds. Just be like, hey, if you need a extra help,

you can bring a toy in, bring a vibrator. You know, right? Like that level of confidence of not being scared of a, of a, you know, three inch piece of plastic or silicone is,

is going to do you wonders. I promise you. Yeah. So put the fucking work in. It's a very good point of bringing, like correlating the two, right? Because like, yeah, it's a very similar thing.

situation in terms of, oh, yeah, I have to be vulnerable and I have to get better. And if I get better, I will see the results because, yes, like all these people who get on the internet and all these men who get on the internet and, you know, complain about women. It's like, sure, you may, you may now subscribe to the red pill theory and you may now subscribe to, you know, I'm a man and I'm this and I'm that, whatever. But like, you're still not getting fucked. You're still by yourself and You're still like, crawling around on the internet instead of meeting people. So, like, great. You follow all that.

You got all that information. You live that life. And you're exactly where you were before you did any of it. Yeah. You get the cheap little, like, oh, I'm in this group now. And it's like, has your life got better? Or did you just get like a little, again, that little quick hit, that takeout burger, that, yeah, you were great. As opposed to putting in the work and becoming great.

Yes. Getting better at anything is going to be harder. And more work. than being told you're good at something without any work. It's just a common sense thing of just being like, is it easy? Then it's not going to work. Yeah. Or it's not safe.

Yeah. Or it's just not good value. Like if something's super, like if something is free, you're the product kind of deal. If someone's offering you like, hey, you're having a hard time.

Things aren't going well for you. You want X, Y, or Z. And you know what I'm here to say? Nothing to do with you. It's everybody else. Poo, peop, pew, pew. Poo,

give me a million dollars. It's like, okay. Well, yeah. I don't know. It's why I'm just like waiting and biting my time before it's like, OZempic gives you crazy cancer, turbo cancer. It's like, look, guys, anything that's doing this to your body is not going to be good. Yeah.

Like, what do you mean? Also, super fucked that it was sponsoring the Olympics. I don't know if that was just me, but yeah. I mean, like, look, OZempic as a diabetic treatment. Sure. Yeah. You know, as a medical thing. Yeah.

But if you're using it for weight loss, it's like, you know. Hey, you know what? We shouldn't talk about things we don't know about. You know, but your body, your choice, but like, let's not, I don't think we can pretend to be upset or confused or scared or shocked in, you know, 10 years when we find out this has done terrible things to our body. It's like, these are, these are the healthy alternative. It's like, you're sucking on electronic vapor, dude. Like, there's no way this is good for you. After a tough day at work, Chavon's ready to blow off some steam.

Enter eight Irish hunks who are on the mood for celebrating on what starts is one of the worst days of Chavon's life. ends up being the best. Shared on St. Patrick's Day, shared by strangers in public, is a sizzling short story. Full of hot Irish man. Oh, you're muted. Hunks, even.

That's going to do it for this week's episode, Friends. I love you. Thank you very much for hanging out with us. Thank you for listening to us while you take a piss in your garden. We appreciate that. For those of you who celebrate,

were even closer to the release of Fast Forever, which I believe is the name. I don't know if it's a work title or whatever, but like, I really hope. It's, it's the best way to end of just being like, we've scrapped the numbers altogether. You're a crazy person if you think they're ending on this one. I, look, I hope they do.

They won't. But in the nature of every character who's ever died in that thing, except for the actual man who died. He's actually more alive than how. Yeah. Yeah. I believe everyone in the show or the movie, except for Dom has died and come back, except for the actor who actually died,

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and one Irishman who can't keep his hands or mouth off her. Ruined in Dublin is a short, no-plot, all-spice, erotic encounter told entirely from his point of view. Unrealistic, indulgent, over-the-top fantasy written for one purpose only. Heat. When Declan spots norah on St. Patrick's Day, it's lust of first sight, and nothing about what follows is gentle, restrained, or sensible. From filthy under the table touching a crowd of pub to desperate bathroom hookup to an explicit cab ride with an eager audience and finally a night he refuses to end.

This story isn't about falling in love. It's about being completely ruined by a stranger who knows exactly how the maker fall apart. Kink and elements include filthy Irish dirty talk, Gaelic included. Absolutely unreadable. Why is everyone getting ruined on St. Patrick's days? I do not know, but it's really funny because, like, it's such a weird holiday for people to be like, yes, all the erotica. I looked it up, kind of on a whim right before we start recording. So many.

Also, like, Irish is a beautiful language, but, like, is it a hot language? Dear Gwich, Toma Ishbini Yonagathe. Yeah, and also, like, I assume, like, I know they said, like, Gaelic included, but like... Also, Irish is a Gaelic language. It isn't Gaelic. That's like saying some speaking Asian. Thank you very much. it's a good point um but like i've also heard the slang that you used like and that's also

if you're spewing daughter out your schlitt you're spilling daughter out your schlitt there it is and i'm spewing out my mouth from that phrase my name is dame miller and i'm now spain we've been your fuck buddies