F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast - Surprisingly Slick with Werewolf Nut

Episode Date: January 5, 2026

Happy 2026!  Dain promises he won't make any bold statements about this year considering how last year went with... you know.  Everything.  Topics include the guilt of being a sex machine, basic biology, unexpected rimjob, navigating a kinky new partner.

I put my trust in you, I put my trust in love. I put my trust in love. I put my trust in you and when I'm trusting I love. I put my trust in love. Hello friends. My name is Day Miller. And I'm Nile Spain. And we're your fuck buddies.

We are a sex and dating advice podcast where we take your sticky, sexy situations and turn them to sexy, sticky situations. Simply put, we find questions either roaming the barren wiles of the internet or from our wonderful listeners and we answer them right here, right now, on the topic of sex and dating, every week. And we're back. We are back. I don't know.

We never took a break on fuck buddies. No, I just mean from last Monday. Yeah. It's 2026, you know? Sometimes people were like, they deserve a break. They could take the year because they've done so much. And we said, no. I feel like I might have made a joke at the,

beginning of 2025 where I said nothing was going to go wrong and everything it was going to be the perfect year. I'm not going to do that this year. How do you feel about that day? I look, mistakes were made. Do I think it was a perfect year? No. I'm glad you said that because if you hadn't said that, I think maybe we'd have to talk.

Do I think it was a good year? Also, no. But there's always this year. There is always this year. Which I will declare now will be, I think this year, it'll be all right. Yeah, it'd be okay. It's all right. I'm excited for this year.

I'm looking forward to it. I'm gonna make a prediction. This year, at least 10 fuck by these episodes. Yeah, we'll beat our past record. Yeah, our past record of every single week forever, never missing one. We'll beat it this year by doing at least 10. But it's time to talk about what we're gonna talk about and what we're gonna talk about is full consent, but still feels off to me. How to safely keep going after coming?

She keeps crying after every day. Unexpected ass eating. No, not good. This is by Agent Ash's audience. audience submitted question full consent but still feels off to me hey boys this is one of the more upby questions more or less as me male 30 and my girl 43 are super happy and she just moved in a couple months ago no huge issues or fights we can still be silly with each other and still not hurt feelings all around really smooth relationship now i expected things to slow down a bit a couple years

in especially with her kids moving in instead of my house being a just her and i going out like rabbits every weekend thing so up until now i've only been women where we both initiate when one of the other was in the mood. In fact, it was usually the other person. My girlfriend has made clear she isn't really into flirty little passes or things that nature. And yes, I mean, I would do that when her and I are alone. So it's not because the kids are home type of thing. They're teenagers and their adult siblings found a rental two houses down. So they're always out and about. She's virtually no signal. She wants me to initiate when I want. She's always ready to go if I do, but there's zero premeditation on her part. I know it's a me issue. First, I felt like

undesirable because she never really wanted it enough to go after me on her own. But it really seems she just wants me to go from zero to a hundred when I want sex. Her desire is completely reactionary. I respect that, but personally, even though I know it's all on the up and up, I feel kind of gross, like I'm using her as a sex doll or something. Can't rent my hat around wanting sex, but only after it started. Any thoughts on how I can tweak my mindset, so I'm not getting a really awkward guilt for wanting to have sex with my partner?

P.S. Yes, I've had this conversation, Sons, the guilt part. She has no idea how to help me beyond reassuring, which is great and should be all I need. And no, when we first got together, I didn't really clock the initiating is all for me. But looking back, I could see it, and I feel bad. no reason to also if you're curious being closer to her son's age than hers was in fact really awkward for it okay so i understand like it's i get where you're coming from in the sense of like i never enjoy it when i am expected to be sex machine with no like ramp up or lead up or like there's there's something nice about a a slow incline into sexy time not to say that there

isn't anything wrong with that like we have 15 minutes and we're going to try to fuck before we got a late like that's great too but if that's all you're getting late and then people get angry at you yeah or the pizza arrives before you think it will and then you have to make the pizza guy watch until you finish yeah but then at least that makes you finish faster yeah we love making pizza guys watch and he loves it too yeah he doesn't he cries the whole time um so like i i get where you're coming from also i feel like anytime something is one way always It doesn't really matter what that is. I think there's going to be eventually a problem.

Unless you're one of those great people who, like, if it just works for you guys and it just like, but I feel like if like for people who are like, I'm the only person who initiates, it's going to eventually be like, even if you like that dynamic, there's going to be a moment of like maybe once a month or once a year or once a week or something where you're just like, it'd be nice if I didn't have to do this. I think to me there seems to be like two parts of this, this question, or at least two parts to like solving it. And it's, one is reassurance and communication that what you're doing is fine because you do mention, like, feeling guilt about it and not loving that aspect. And I think you just like keeping communication open and like ensuring that one, they're okay with this. And like if you ever, you know, like, you've kind of started to do that. Although you did say you didn't mention the guilt part, which is interesting. But if you keep that communication up and just make sure like that they are more than willing to tell you when they're not into it, because I guess that might be part. of the concern is that there doesn't ever seem to be a they're not into it mentioned in this. It's like whenever you want, you get it. And I think the guilt part is like, am I just using her as a sex toy? Like, is she actually as down as she is? Because if she was more down, surely she would initiate more. So I think just the reassurance, the guilt and the double checking and making sure that they know that they're totally able to turn sex down when you want it. I think

that's one half of the question. I think the other half is like, are you okay with only being the initiator? Because if not, I think it's very rational, reasonable, and acceptable to bring up, you know, hey, I know that you're totally okay with the way things are. But like, I would love if you, you know, did initiate sometimes and you did do whatever because like everyone wants to feel wanted and desired. And it's like if you do want to have sex with me and you do want to get intimate, surely at some point, you want it when I'm not initiating. Right. And like either having that conversation and figuring out where the like roadblock is or asking them to make. take a little bit more of a active role in this because like it's totally okay for you to want

that as well. Yeah. And the same way, like it's, it's a two-way street. And I find that when we get talking about initiating and whose responsibility or, or, you know, the dynamic of it for couples, I think it's so difficult to really give extremely actionable advice other than like what you just said of like being like, you kind of have to talk about it. And you kind of have to like have a, a sort of like, not uncomfortable, but almost boring conversation about the, like, nuts and bolts of it of being like, yeah, I don't mind doing it. And like, I'm glad that you're enjoying it. And I also like having sex with you. So it's fine. Like, I don't mind doing it. But, you know, there's X, Y, and Z and sort of like a laundry list and like a bullet point of here's how

I feel about it. And here's, you know, what I think of the solutions that we could come to. And here's blah. Like, I think it's got to be almost like a. a very clinical conversation and one that needs to be seen to completion. Not one where you're just kind of be like, like, not a conversation that like you can just kind of like leave hanging in the air. It's fine if someone needs to like think about it and like reevaluate things. But it's not like, if you're just like, this is what I'm looking for and someone's just like, oh, okay. And then like you don't actually address it or say, well, I'm not looking for that. Or I don't enjoy doing that or that's a turn off for me or whatever. Like I can't do X, but maybe.

you I. Yeah. Like if you don't come together and have a conversation that finishes with sort of a full plan of action, like you mentioned, it's like, oh, well, I didn't mention the guilt. And I didn't mention this. It's like, well, the conversation hasn't been had then. You've started it. Yeah. Great. But you need to, like everything needs to be on the table in order for everyone involved to make the right decision and the right choices and the right movements going forward. Because it might be something as simple as like she needs to hear that like you feel a little guilty and be like well I don't want you to feel that way so I will the missing piece of the puzzle might be the one that completes the pitcher so like leaving it off and like not including it might be the solution

to the problem so it doesn't really make any sense and if it's not then it's still a problem right like yeah the problem is still there my worry is that you're leaving it out because you're worried of like you know harshing the vibe or like making them feel ironically guilty or something but it's like I do think being honest about how you're feeling is really important in these circumstances but I do think it's split in two right one is the guilt you feel about

like almost like that they're not saying no to you or like that you have this almost like carte blanche to initiate and like because you're not getting these signals and because they're not like the one making it you're kind of wondering like are there ever any times where I'm doing

this and they're not 100% in the mood or whatever and that's not a great way to feel when you're not being given these signals and whatever. But then I guess the other half is that you're not being approached and that kind of feels a little bad. And like I think me to figure out like, are you okay living a life where you just are the one initiating? And if you are, great. You don't need to worry about this part. If you're not, I do think bringing it up and just being like, hey, totally appreciate. I love that I can approach you and I love that we have these similar like sex drives. But I would really like if sometimes, you know, you actually took the reins because one,

it ticks the pressure off me. Two, it's hot. Three, I'll feel desired. Four, I won't feel the guilt because now I understand that you also want to have sex with me. And it's like, if you didn't initiate, would she? Like, is it just that you have so much sex that she never needs to? Or is there like a roadblock? Because like if someone has something against doing it, I think that could be an issue. If it's just that you initiate every two days, she doesn't need to because her needs are being met because you guys are on such the same cycle, then maybe you guys just trade off every now and then. because, like, if this is the case, I'm sure she doesn't see the need for her to do it, right? But just because there's no need doesn't mean it's not a want.

It doesn't mean it wouldn't be good for you. And on the other side, just make sure that they know that they can turn you down and say no. And, like, point out that you're worried because, again, if you're feeling guilt, you're feeling it because of something. And I assume that something is that, like, you don't want it to be this thing where you're kind of like bulldozing their drives by every time you raise yours, they just acquiesce, right? I'm also worried, like, I believe they said something about being, like, they're going from zero to a hundred. Like, does your initiating just mean that, like, it's sex time? Like, like, is there for play?

Is there, like, is that also an element that you're missing and being like, well, like, when I want to have sex, it's just sex. Like, we're just going to penetrate of sex. And, like, I don't really get a, because it's like, what does it mean by like, flirty little games and something? Like, are we talking about, like, you know, making out beforehand or oral or fingering or mutual masturbation or like anything like any sort of foreplay is it literally just like are you going up and being like hey I want to have sex and then she lies down and says all right get at it which like

you know maybe there is an element to being rushed if there are kids around um but then maybe that means you need to set aside a proper day to get into it like oh the kids are going to be away or we're bucking a hotel or you know because I I understand why you may need to to rush things but you shouldn't always. This is the thing. It's like if it's fine if like this is what you're doing, if this is the like the bandaid to to the problem. But like it's not it's not the cast that you need or the splint or whatever to like really give you a solid fix to the problem. Because like as now said, like maybe you do need to like make sure that like, you know, there is a day of the month or the week where you guys can actually without worrying that someone's going to barge into

the room or without worrying that like you only have 20 minutes in between when one kid goes to dance practice and the other one needs to be picked up, like when you can actually really enjoy the sex as opposed to being utilitarian and being like, we want to have sex and this is the only time we can have it. So we're going to do it in this little time frame and we don't get to warm each other up or whatever. Because like I think that would get exhausting if like and undesirable if it becomes like a we want to have sex and this is the only way we can have it. So this is the sex that we're going to have. Yeah. And like I love like hearing why. But, like, the situation is, like, it sounds like you guys are having a lot of fun.

It sounds like you're both very, like, positive partners. I love that you have had the conversation. I love that. Like, it seems like you're doing everything right. And I think the only things to do are just to really make sure that, you know, you are okay with things as they are. Or if not, you ask for a little bit more. And on top of that, like, one, you have the full conversation. And two, just because you had a conversation about it doesn't mean you can't have a second one.

Doesn't mean you can't have a third one. It doesn't mean, especially with things like guilt. Sometimes you need a little bit more constant reassurance. So it's not like, well, we talked about it once. So I can't bring it back up. You can talk about it again. You could talk about in two weeks. You can be like, hey, we had sex like three times.

And every time it was me driving that, I just want to make sure, like, are you, is it just coincidence that every time I'm horny, you're horny? Or are you just kind of saying yes, because I'm horny? Or are there times you were horny that you didn't bring it up to me, right? Because I get it. I fully get that it seems a little while that every single time you're horny is just the perfect time they are. It's like what you're feeling, very rational.

very logical. So there's no harm in reupping the reassurance and having that again. And in making sure that you're getting what you need, whether it be foreplay, whether it be, you know, being approached, initiated upon, etc. But I feel like we got no worries here. You got this because I can sense the positivity. I sense the good shit. You get it. This is from sufficient sailor. How to safely keep going after coming. I'll preface this with my girlfriend and I are early 20s and take no form of birth control whatsoever. After nearly four years of being together, there's been no quote unquote accidents of any sort. So I'm fully aware where we have a problem or fully aware we probably have some form of problem with that. But that's not my question. I don't know if it's implying that like

because they've never used. Yeah, they're like infertile or yeah. Are they pointing out the very obvious problem that they're having sex for four years about using birth control, which yeah, what are you doing? Yeah. Again, unless you're actively trying to have a baby, but it sounds like you're not. So my questions is, how can you keep having sex right away after coming? Our sex is amazing. Unfortunately, when she starts to feeling close to climax, I always come because of how good it feels, ending the whole affair. I want to basically pull out and get right back to the action to finish her off. But without the risk of immediately impregnating her while doing so, any advice would be helpful. Work on them. This, I mean, like, if the worry is impregnator, one, you're doing so many things

so wrong already that I want to lean through this question and slap you across the face. If you don't want to impregnator, use protection. Be it a condom, be a birth control, be at both. I assume you're pulling out, which like, no. That isn't no. So that's it. Like, for me,

it's, do you think that someone has figured out the way to like ejaculate and then make it completely disappear and then also able to keep fucking after your UVJ? Like, Do you not think that this is like would be a wildly well-known knowledge that this is something that you can do in order to completely negate the risk of pregnancy with unprotected sex?

I don't understand like every week we come into this podcast and it's like there are people out there who use protection, waste of money, and then have sex once idiots and then just like they're done. I'm like, guys, just fuck we're all. Use our secret special method where all your cum evaporates and you immediately just keep. having sex and winning. But you talk? Also, the question and what they're asking are very different because they're saying how to have sex after coming, but then they're like, how do I not just immediately come? Two different questions.

How to safely keep going after coming. But then they also ask, how do I, I want to pull out and then go back in, but how do I do, oh, I guess pull out and then come. I don't know. I thought it was like, he's ejaculating on her or somewhere else and then immediately. But I'm like, also, you say that one. Once you've come, the whole fare has ended. Is it just because you've ejaculated and therefore can no longer use your penis and you think

that that's done? Like, I'm judging, like, the way this person acts, I'm surprised they don't just give it, maybe not even a wipe and just do it. Like, I'm surprised that concern ever reaches into their mind with, in terms of pregnancy. Because they're doing so many things wrong. And this is where they draw the line. It's, and like, you can't even like, I'm sure some people are going to be like, well, after you've come, put a condom.

on and then keep going. It's like, well, that's, that's still just as dangerous because you're, essentially, you probably got cum on your hands. You're going to have to put the condom on a place that is just ejaculated. Like, also, you're probably, like, I mean, maybe you're living that 20-year-old life and you remain rock hard after ejaculating. But even then, it's, I don't know, man, it's, I just think, no. One, you know what you're asking, but use protection. You have to use birth control. This is so stupid. It's like just because you've gotten away with it doesn't mean you continue, will continue to. That's it. It's as simple as that. It's like, oh, well, I ran across the road and I didn't get hit by a car. Okay, does that mean you

can just run across every road forever? Yeah. No, man. Work for Frogger. Like a frogger. Um, for me, I'm just like, like, you said it. Like, if this is your goal, if you want to keep fucking after you have ejaculated, wear a condom. If this is what the goal is, if you want to ejaculate and keep going, even then, I don't know if it's the best, condoms can still rip. Again, nothing is there's no safe way to do this. There just isn't. Like, that's the answer to the question. There isn't a safe way to do this. It doesn't matter what birth control you're using. It doesn't matter what condoms you're using. It doesn't matter how much spermacidal lube you're using. There's no safe way to do this if your goal is to not impregnate her

because there's always going to be the chance. And even birth control, 99% effective. Sure. If we're going to talk about that, yeah, yeah, for sure. However, you're doing things the worst way already and now you're asking for a very vague niche unrealistic like no like fuck having sex the second time you need to get right the first time and look well i'll just extrapolate from this problem if the issue is you're not able to make your girlfriend come because you're ejaculating that you're not done you're not done you got a mouth you got hands you got toys yeah if she's also go down on her first before you even start the fucking penetration Sure. Anything. It doesn't matter.

But if the issue here, if the whole big thing is like, wow, man, she just can't come because I come and then it's done. It's like the mindset of, yeah, the mindset of, oh, I've come. So that it's over. We're all done. You know what? This is this is peak man, right? This is just peak man logic because it's like, oh, I can fuck you without a condom. No worries about you getting pregnant. Right. That's fine. That I can do. Well, we're not going to think about that. However, he's going to be like, oh, continue going when you're just about. to come. Oh, I just came. So now it's dangerous. Like, hmm, you didn't care about the danger a man to go. And the second you come, all of a sudden, it's, well, we've got to be safe here. Man logic. This man sucks shit. Yeah. So if you don't want to get someone pregnant, don't, don't not use protection. If you want to, look, if you want to do this, wear a condom, have sex,

take off the condom, put on another one. That's the safest way you're going to be able to do this. Now, even then, putting a condom on. Yeah, like, there's still, yeah, the integrity of the condom is going to be somewhat, like, hindered by the fact that your dick is now cummy, you know what I mean? And, like, loomed up from the other condom. Like, it's not going to be ideal. Is it going to be viable, probably? But infinitely, infinitely better than what you're doing, even before we bring in fucking

after you came. Use protection, you dumbass. Yeah. Unless you are actively trying to have a kid, use protection. That's it. That's it. I'm so angry. It's the start of the year and I'm already pissed, Dane.

This is by ambitious ass. in 1937. She, 23-year-old female, keeps crying after every date. I, 28, male, I've been on a dozen dates now with this woman over the course of five months. She lives three hours away for me, but she is honestly wonderful. I met her after years of nothing happening on dating apps. Not to go into too long of the details, but she loves making gifts. She likes traveling. We've a great time cooking together, et cetera. Like anyone, she is not perfect. But I do not know what the right thing to do here is. After every date since date five, she will be full on crying because she doesn't know when or if we will be together. You promise her. I do want to see her

again. I make plans to do so, which kind of calms her down. Although he says kind of clams her, it will also doesn't help that I want to have a day to myself because I work 60 hours a week and I live with three roommates. Sometimes I don't want to have another social interaction besides with my cat. I told her this. I don't know if she understands because she keeps asking to be together every weekend. She's even okay skipping work if that means to see me, but I don't want her to do that. I think she's a great person, I would really like maintaining a relationship with her. However, I don't want to feel miserable trying to fit her into every moment I'm free and feel horrible when the date has to end. Yeah, I, yeah, man, like, you've got to know when to run for the hills.

Yeah, look, Red Flag City. This is not normal. No, ending every date in tears. Bad. Is, is bad. Like, do yourself a favor. I have, I have overlooked my share of Red Flags in the past, right? this is this is one of those ones where like in a couple years you tell the story and someone looks at you and goes you stay after that and you've lost all sympathy for whatever happens next because like what more do you need that's not a normal human thing imagine every time you hook out with your friend they were just like why do we go this play call the duty again and you're like well I have a day off they're doing it 24 seven you're like well I would like to do my laundry and they're like fuck it no yeah no this I mean like it this is something that's always been important to me like

having a date, like being able to be like, no, I'm just going to shut my brain down and do nothing. And I don't want to see anyone. I don't want to do anything. I just want to have some time to myself. That's always been important to me, especially when you're dating. It is a very essential human thing. And I mean dating, not like someone specific, but like in the dating pool, especially if you're going on lots of dates. I know this guy seems to imply that he hasn't been.

And I think that's why you are getting the goggles are on a little thick here because I think you're like, well, this is the first person who gave me any attention in two years. So maybe it's worth it. And hey, maybe you might need to do a little reflection and be like, why is she the one giving me attention? And it seems to be because she is incredibly codependent. The fact that or like if we want to go further malicious, like incredibly manipulative. The only way she isn't. manipulative is if she's so fucked that she is doing this and thinks it's a good thing. It's bad. It's so bad. And the thing is, if you were dating someone who was like, I want to have a monopoly on your time but didn't ball crying at the end of every date, that's still Red Flag City and I would

say, move away. If you were dating someone to just cried every time you met them, Red Flag City, unless, I don't know, you're watching up every time you watch Marley and me. That's the only movie you guys watch together. Like, it's, it's, either one of these would be a deal breaker. And yet,

Both are happening. You're like, well, no, no. There's no difference in, like,

being with someone who gets mad. Like, if it was a dude who got mad that you had a day off and didn't spend it with him because of

jealousy or whatever, we would all acknowledge that that is bad and a shitty thing to do to a person. So using sorrow and sadness is the same thing as using anger and jealousy,

right? Like, they're manipulative emotions to force on someone to do what you want them to do. And it's shitty to do that no matter what the issue is. Or they're genuinely so messed up that like this is all real.

And again, you can't have that in your life. You need to have a conversation with them. And to like, I agree. I don't think, I don't think there's anything. Yeah, I don't think there's a way forward. But I think you do need to like have a conversation and be like, look, there are days where I won't want to see. We have seen each other like six times or something like that. It's like I value my personal time.

I value my private time. And I feel really uncomfortable when you. cry until I guarantee that I'm going to see you again. That makes me feel super weird and super uncomfortable. And if they don't get that, then you can, hey, guess what? They're going to cry. Yeah. Spoiler alert. I know you don't need to. I think the safest and smartest thing, which is just ghost, I think. We don't advocate for ghosting very often. But I think this is one of those situations where, because like, what's to say she's not going to pull the like, I'll kill myself card. That's genuinely kind of my worry here as well. That sucks as well. But if you're not going

to ghost, I think it would be fair to just be like, hey, I really enjoyed hanging out with you, but like the crying and the fact that you won't let me have time to myself is really too much. And I'm sorry, it's not for me. And it's a little too intense for me. You know, and that's doing them a favor by letting them know what's going on. Yeah. You don't have to do that. But I genuinely don't see somebody who's this intense changing if you have a conversation with them and being like, Hey, this is I mean like, oh, I guess it is. Yeah.

No, I guess I'll be chill. Like, I don't see it. But like, if this hasn't been enough to convince you, look to the future. You start dating. Oh, you want to hang out with a friend? No, of course not. You want to go to work even maybe? No, like you can't do anything.

If this is how bad it is now, when are you going to be allowed to have time to yourself for other people, et cetera, ever. And the idea that she's willing to skip work to see is that's destructive. That's the scary thing for me. It's like, you don't know. me. We've hung out four or five times or whatever they said, six times. You should not be putting your job and livelihood and your ability to pay rent at risk to spend time with me. Because either she's a lunatic or she's got terrible work ethic. And do you want to date someone who's got a terrible

work ethic? Who's going to skip work because like you're not feeling good or what? You know what I mean? Like, no, please, we need income in this household. And also in the world now, it's bad. You can't be skipping work to get laid or whatever the fuck. To cry? This is from M. Dog. Got my ass. This is from a female. Eight unexpectedly.

And I was a little sweaty. Would this be a deal breaker for you? I had showered like two hours beforehand. So I was clean, just a tad sweaty. And my friend with benefit never eats my ass. So when he did, I was shocked. Only lasted like 15 seconds because I'm sure he noticed. Will you continue to hook up with someone after this?

This question saddens me. Because one, we shouldn't be eating asses without prior consent. Right. Two, if you're eating an ass and you're upset about a little sweat, if you're doing anything and you're upset about a little sweat, let's be fair. Like, people have sex in summer. I hate to tell you, but sweat is going to happen. So I don't think it's just, it doesn't matter what day. Like, sex is usually a pretty physically active thing. Like you're getting it, sweaty no matter what's happening. Yeah. So I would not worry about sweat. If anybody is worried about sweat, that's a damn issue and not a you issue, unless, of course, you got really sweaty, didn't shower. It got stale. Like, we all know there's. extremes. So don't fucking quote me and be like, no, what's a dirty arm? Don't shower. Yeah, I didn't fucking say that. Dane, get it off the t-shirts in the merch store, please. It's too late. I've edited all the words out.

So everything you've said this episode is just don't shower. Don't shower. Chower. Yeah. Like you said, so I'm sorry, if you're unexpectedly putting your tongue on a butthole, you do not get to complain about what you find. You know what I mean? Sweat is a joy to find on the tip of your tongue.

point. Yeah. It's as now said, pretty much anything that is like a butthole related or like there needs to be prep there. At least I hope there's going to be prep there. A little extra cleaning, a little. There needs to be prep unless you don't want there to be prep, which there needs to be prep in terms of you need to discuss that and be like, we don't want prep or dirty little dogs. Yeah. Yeah, you need like, yeah, look, if this dude is going to throw a hissy fit or not want to see you again, because you're but wasn't sparkly clean and ready for like because like I mean look look dude even if you had just gotten out of the shower and got a little hot and heavy chances are there's going to be a little something happening there that isn't just pure clean untouched unblemished

but yeah like no like no if he does he sucks shit ha no pun intended but i mean like genuinely like anybody who is going to do this they need there needs to be consent If there isn't, you can't complain about finding anything. And if they do, they're an absolute unhinged lunatic. So no. If sweat turns them off, there's sweat everywhere. Yeah, it's such a baby. Like, I'm sorry.

I remember I hooked up with someone once who, they got surprisingly slick with sweat during sex. Pretty, pretty like easy, right? Not surprisingly slick. It was just like, like, I, like, I, I, I, felt like we didn't work hard enough to work up as much sweat as they did, right? Like, like, but afterwards, I remember her being like, I'm sorry, I get so sweat. I was like, we were fucking. Yeah. I couldn't care less. There are like a handful of liquids that are going to upset me in terms of like concern. The big three. Yeah. Blood. Piss shift vomit. I was going to say

blood. Blood pus are there. They're not the big three. They're the second two. What was the other one? Puss. Blood pus? Yeah. It's, it's really. It's really. bad, it's just not as common. I don't know, man. I think I would put Puss up into the list. I'm not saying it's better. I'm just saying it's less common, right? So it's like you need a like of the likelihood score and the grossness score. So grosses score super high, but it's low. Like a lot of the humors. They're pretty low, right? You're probably fine, right? So it gets in rank two, whereas like Pishia vomit, always likely, always gross. Yeah, but guess. I make sense. I, I,

Yeah, it's like if you're upset about sweat and you're having sex, you need to grow the fuck up. You need to go home and go back into your like paper towel bed that instantly dries you every time you sweat. That would be kind of nice. Yeah, maybe. I'm a very sweaty boy when I sleep. I get so hot. I'm not really a sweaty boy pretty much ever. It's nice.

No, I'm not particularly sweaty in terms of like day-to-day life, but I feel like I do sweat in my sleep a lot somehow. I get very hot. Yeah, you're hot. I feel like a little, a little, like, moisture wicking sheet would be real nice. I don't want to feel like a paper towel because that would suck. I would never sleep. I think there was enough. Yeah, no.

All right. Ready? Okay, very brief aside. It upsets me that this person even thinks this. Because we also don't know if this guy has ever given an indication that he was upset by the sweat. Apart from maybe the 15 seconds, you took a little dip. Maybe he was just testing the water, which again isn't how consent works.

It's not like, I'll do it and then we'll see. Also, like, you're not going to enjoy. Like, if this is what you're thinking, if you, like, if, and that's how I feel. Like, if someone went right to butthole town on me, I'd be like, I've, there's not enough preparation for you to be down there. And especially if I didn't actively prep for it. If it was just like a day, thank God, like, I'm, I'm relieved she shower two hours prior because like, unless things have gone crazy, you're probably doing all right.

But like, no, I would feel horrendous. It would take me out of everything. I would have to be like, you need to stop. This is, I don't know, I don't think it, any amount of pleasure that it gave me. would trump how uncomfortable and awkward I felt receiving. So it's like, it's the fact that you're like, oh, will he see me again? Do you? Yeah.

But I just want you to step back from being so concerned about your sweat when like he's in the wrong. You did nothing wrong by existing. And that's the thing. Sweat just exists. So you can take breath. I'm sorry. Love yourself. Look in the mirror and say he shouldn't eat in my ass without asking.

Yeah. Sweat belongs here. Get that tattooed on his bunch. It does belong here. You're a human in the real. Real world. One journalist, 7491. A real man getting, oh, sorry. A man getting real dirty when making out. I, 20, female. I've been dating this guy, 21, for like two months now. And we meet this house, we make out and dry hump a lot. Lately, he started putting his fingers in my mouth,

slightly choking, putting pressure on the side so it's safe, grabbing my ass harder, pulling my hair a bit, holding my hands above my head. And I liked all of it, so never told him to stop. Could this be a red flag, or is he just freaky? Also, he's very inexperienced, and I'm really not, but I tend to over fixate, overthink a lot and hyperfixat and little stuff, but that's a me problem and probably why I'm wondering if it's a red flag. Also, we were taking a nap together, he would hug me real tight, like basically squeeze me. In other circumstances, he's nice and gentle, holding my hand, hugging, etc. It's also probably not that dirty to do these stuff, but it's my first situation like that with a guy, so it's all new to me. Oh, sorry, he's very

experienced and I'm really not, not the other way around. Okay, that's what I thought you said. I think I said it the other way. I don't know. But he has experienced, she doesn't, He doing these dirty things. She likes it, but is worried it's a red flag. And he squeezes a real tight, well, coattling. Yeah, he's, he's a real cuddle squeezer. Um, I think a lot of the stuff that he's doing are sort of like intro testing the water stuff. The hands over the head.

I think you get into, depending on how hard he's pulling the hair, like, and how safely he's doing. I know you're like, oh, well, he's doing choking safely. I think choking is one of those things that really needs a, are you into this? Yes. before you introduce that because people could have trauma they could have any sort of thing and even if they don't it's like if you you may not know how to choke someone properly and i don't know if you do know until we talk about it and we need to talk about it so like i do think yeah obviously you can't be like can i kiss you harder can i suck on your lip can i kiss your neck you know like

i don't think every single thing needs second by second consent updates but a hundred thousand percent choking i don't think should ever be done without consent you need to introduce you like this is this is a great moment for you to sort of like set the tone for the sexual relationship and be like hey you've been getting rougher recently and i am into it i do enjoy it but i do think that if this is a route we're going to be going down i would like a safe word i would like to you know talk about this talk about that bring up your concerns bring up your issues bring up your worries uh talk about things that you would like to explore, talk about things that like, maybe you don't like the hair pulling, but you do like the spanking or the mouth thing or, you know what I mean?

Like, whatever. Talk about what you're into and what you're not into and see how he reacts and have this conversation not during sexy, hot and heavy time. Have a conversation when you are being squosen, like a boa constrictor while cuddling or whatever, but then if he doesn't like it, he'll just continue to crush. He will just crush you. Yeah. But have this conversation and see how he reacts.

If he's like, oh, for sure, sorry, yes, let's have this conversation. Then I think you can start, you know, pulling that red flag down and be like, okay, he maybe got a little overzealous, but he is willing to have this conversation, which is great. If he's like, no, that takes me out of it. I need to feel completely in control. I need to, then you know that this is a piece of shit. And especially if he hits you with the eye of experience here, you don't. So take it from me.

Then you put eight more red flags up there and you see them in the distance as you get a private jet and fly away. If at any point in time he tries not to have the conversation or make you feel bad from wanting to have the conversation or tries to bully you into thinking that having the conversation is less pleasurable for him, those are the red flags you really need to watch out for. Those are the red flags. Right now you got like an orange flag on the plague. I would say right now it is a red flag. Yeah, no, you're right. I agree.

It could be taken down. I think it is. There's a green flag on the other side that could. Yeah. Depending on how the breeze blow. you might be able to be like, oh, okay, no, you might have picked up, you know, nonverbal consent and stuff that, yeah, that you might have thought I was, I was, you know, green flagging you. So, sure. I think the majority of that shit is fine to, to test the waters with. I do, I just think that choking specifically needs implicit consent. Yeah. Explicit consent. Yeah. It just needs it. Okay. Yeah. So there's a red flight that he didn't get it for that. And you, you, you have this conversation. And like, don't be afraid to have this conversation. Especially if, if you were starting to sort of like dip your toes into kink and rough sex and, you know, domination, you need to be able to have the confidence to have this conversation with your partners, regardless of what you think is an experience level difference, regardless of what you think is an age difference.

It does not matter. How little you've participated in kink or any sort of sex doesn't negate your concerns, your fears, wanting to be safe, wanting to be secure. And if anyone tries to make you feel like securing those things, making yourself feel safe is a detriment to their experience. You do not want to be a part of their experience. And it's just sort of like I feel confident we don't get to make a lot of like definitive statements. But I feel like if someone doesn't want to talk about your safety because it ruins how much they enjoy it, then I think they should not have the benefit of your time. Yes, 100%. because what they want is you to be unsafe.

They want you. Like they need it. If it's if they're like, oh, you being safe like turns me off or is not sexy, it's like, cool, they want you in peril. That's bad. That's not kink. Like, kink is safe. That's why safe words exist.

That's why like nobody doing kink properly is actually putting anybody in danger. Yeah. And like I think it's so weird to me that like people think rough and danger and dominance and like all that is is synonymous with kink. But I think you're, you are correct when you say. that like kink equal safety. Like it is it is algebra to the to like the most purest sense in terms of like you cannot have kink without safety.

The second safety is removed from the equation. It is no longer kink. It is crime. Yeah, 100%. So remember that. And take that to the actual literal sex bank. And if if someone's not willing to cash their kink check with a conversation, put them in prison.

You kink withdraw their ass and put them in a safety deposit box. They're overdrawn, charge them exorment amounts of money for not having enough safety in their bank. Exactly. I got one more. We do it 40? Do we? I guess we did the five minutes at the start. Okay.

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