Financial Audit - Financial Audit: Intervention

Episode Date: June 8, 2026

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We're from Everett, Washington. And this is Financial Audit. Hey guys, thanks for coming to Austin. and happy to have you. Stacy, what do you do for living in Epper? I am a commercial wallpaper hanger and painter. Okay, interesting. I've never even heard of people doing that. The painting part, sure, but commercial wallpaper, why not? Okay, sure. What do you make doing that? Hanging wallpaper. 45.06 an hour. Really? $45 an hour? Okay, you're doing well. I'd say you're doing really well. Okay, wow. I mean, that's as far as hourly income goes on this show. Pretty damn good.

How many hours a week are you working? 40, but lately I've been doing like 60. It's been pretty brutal. That's incredible. Well, by choice or they're making you. A little bit of both. I'm the only wallpaper hanger. They're hard to come by.

Yeah, because who the fuck is hanging wallpaper? Starbucks wants the wallpaper. You've been doing a lot of double nights. So many Starbucks. Very full. You work in nights. Yeah, sometimes. Okay, cool.

So what does that translate to into money that hits your account per paycheck cycle? I think roughly 1,400 a week. A lot of taxes are taking out. That's what hits? Yeah. Well, not a lot of taxes. You're not in that lot of taxes range. No, you're not.

Okay. Oh, the union. They take a lot for like your pension. Maybe union, but that's not taxes. Like in the state of Washington either. It's like you're not like, no. Okay. Yeah.

No. Got to walk in a little bit here. It's like 9% over there. Huh? Their taxes? 9% what? I don't know. I don't know.

thing about taxes, man. I just go on turbo tax. I file every year. I don't really give a shit. Just. Well, sure, but we're talking about her. Okay, so that is $6,066 a month. Okay.

On average, you know, some weeks are going to be, or some months are longer, some weeks or some months or less. But that's what it averaged out to. Pretty good. Now, Aaron, we can talk about you since you wanted to talk about yourself. Very happy about that. Yeah, I like doing that. What do you do for your job?

I am a maintenance technician for an apartment complex company. Okay, so you don't make the money. No, but, you know, I do try. Hey, shack up with the fucking golden goose, the mother of money. Sugar mama, we love it. What do you make? I make about 25 an hour. Okay, but, you know, forever at Washington, obviously you do need more money.

25 would stretch further here than there. But, okay, very good. What, 40 hours a week? Yeah, just about. You have to get OT approved by the bigger bosses and whatnot, but, you know, if you're encountering a leak or a fire situation, that kind of just... So what hits your account per paycheck cycle? What is that cycle?

I would say average. It can be about 16,000 and some change. Every... Sorry, every two weeks. Okay, so, yeah. Oh, yeah, I mean, I got. Oh, shit. Okay, no, I mean, I understood.

But, okay, 3,200. Very good. Okay, wonderful. So, like, half of what she's making. You guys are doing well together. You guys are doing well together. And for the most part. How long have we been together?

Five months. Five months. Okay, so this is not a marriage. At least I don't think it's, you guys are married, right? I've known him for 15 years, though. So, I mean, it's been, we're not married. Well, that has nothing to do with anything I just asked, but I appreciate the lore drop. Hey, it's good.

So far. What is? I've known each other for so long. Okay, very good, but you've been together for five months. Yeah, five months. I don't really understand the point of that part, but I, thank you. That was beneficial. So $9,266, but I can't really combine it because you guys have only been together for five months.

Do you even live together? I mean, probably not. That would be crazy. Yeah. Okay. That's crazy. Yeah. We live together currently.

Wow. I want if you guys live together? About, yeah, five months. December? Yeah. December. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you really want to say it like that, then, yeah, just about. The answer. would be preferable. Yeah, we moved in basically right away. Yeah. How?

Okay. I mean, you guys are honeymoon phase in it. That's fine. Listen, I mean, as marriage even in the picture here? I don't know. With how quick you guys are moving, I'm surprised you're not at this point. Okay.

Well, we're not combining this. I mean, that is an interesting financial position, I guess, to be in on this side of the table. I want to combine things. Five months in, what the fuck is wrong with you? That's a fucking mess. We need to get our shit together. We need to get our shh together before we combine things.

and then I want to for sure. Yes, but I wouldn't say that's when you combine when you get your shit together. I think you should get your shit together regardless. I don't think we're getting together. We're combining all of our bank accounts five months after getting together and immediately moving in. That's a little too quick. And I'm someone that has no problem with moving quick. But combining finances five months in, honeymoon phase?

What the fuck is wrong with you? Not even close. That even something we'd consider. You know, shit just kind of happens. It sure does. And you have a choice whether or not it does, for the most part, including combining finances. So what the fuck you talked about that happens? What?

Well, I mean, I fucking love her. I mean, what do you want me to say? No, very good. But you're in the honeymoon phase. I mean, come on. Before we combine all these accounts, before you have any legal protections that come with marriage, by the way.

So like... All right, to be fair, she's the one that mostly wants to combine shit at this point I want to? Well, I'm not saying that. It's just like he just said, we're not even married yet. So I don't...

I know, but I thought you wanted to too. Look, you're the pride winner in this fucking relationship. Let's just make that very blatantly truth. I mean, as much as I have a fully comped unit. So technically, I'm making 37 an hour if we're being realistic because rent's like what, 1750. But, I mean, you already wanted to combine shit. I want you to have your own shit.

I got my own stuff. You'd think it would be he would want to combine because he's the one that doesn't make money for the area and you make good money. But you want to combine. Why? Because you have like no pressures. You feel nothing?

Well, I mean, obviously there's some pressure. or else I wouldn't be here. But I feel like, I mean, hmm, where do I want to go with this? Why do you want to combine so quick? You think I'd be the gold digger. You're still married. Okay, that's a bit weird.

Can we not like not be married to another guy before you? To be fair, I told her I wanted to wait a fucking year. Before we talked seriously about marriage. I mean, we talk about it. You know what I'm saying? Like, who doesn't? Just from when we started dating. around December.

So, I mean, it's not like I'm looking to marry her right now. Do I want to? I mean, yeah. But I feel like with the path she's going, she'd do it in this exact second. If I could marry you guys, I feel like she would. I mean, she's laughing like a witch about it. Yeah, I mean, she kind of, yeah, sometimes I don't want to go home to my wife. Anyhow, so I mean.

Your wife. See, he's not opposed. I mean, I call her my. Are you guys married? No, I call her my wife. It's more in the metaphorical sense where we're boyfriend girls. girlfriend, but of five months. This is like a high school thing.

What the fuck are you guys doing? The reality is you guys remet at a funeral and you f***ed her that night. Yeah. There you go. Now there is an actually interesting element into this. Why'd you say, I don't care about you. I just like hear myself talk if I'm being honest with you. Yeah.

So you guys remit at a funeral? Pretty much great. Married and you're better over over the casket? I was going through the divorce process. Okay. So it was for you guys at this funeral that you're, guys fucked out. Our buddy reached out to me.

He wanted me there for moral support. I tried gathering friends of ours. Oh, maybe you should have been there for moral support instead of bending her over. All right. That was later that night. We were very drunk, but, you know, I could have said now. Oh, that sounds charming. I mean, I love it.

It's great. It's great. I love it. I don't think he should say that after he just said, oh. Oh, he did? Yes. Oh, there was no rain. You said she was like blacked out drunk.

Oh, we were both drunk. Yeah, but you've seen the post. Seeing the posters. Have you seen the posters? It's a double standard. I don't know you're in the divorce process at this point, do you know? Oh, God, like two months. Not very long.

Yeah, my husband was deployed and I was trying to figure. Oh, very good. Yeah, no, he was deployed. And I was trying to figure out, like, I was trying to get all my ducks in a row before, you know, like leaving. You were leaving a dude while he's overseas is pretty brutal. He was an asshole. He was an asshole. I had to get out of there.

Well, was he an asshole? He was overseas. Just texting mean things? Well, it was, life is just easier when he wasn't home. When he was home, I did all the cooking, I did all the cleaning, I took care of everything. I felt like a mother when I don't have kids. Like, I don't know, it's just every time he left, it was easier when he was gone. And so, I mean, why put myself through all of that when I could just go somewhere else?

Yeah, and immediately check out at a funeral with him, okay. And you weren't married, right? No. I was just dating a 40-year-old. Yeah, you heard that. I did not stutter. No, I'm just looking at your age. I mean, I don't care.

I think you were a 26-year-old kids. I always wanted a f***a-milf in high school. And, you know, I'm 25. Wait until 26? Oh, 25. Yeah. Well, you know, I was a pussy back then. Basically a kid.

Yeah. I was groomed. Uh-huh. That's some strong language. Yeah. Okay. Stop. So, okay.

Well, you were dating this woman? Uh, and then. How long? It was about two years, about to be three. What? You were three? Yeah, we were about to go on our third year of dating, but near the end. Would you break up with her?

It was before her and I did anything, to be fair. So. Okay. It was already going downhill. She's giving a face. What is that face? Do you want to put it out there? Not good.

Lay your nuts out on the table. I'm fine. My nuts are tucked under the table. What do you want to say? I feel like this is the time to say. Okay. I love my strong. Okay, dude.

My goodness. who, you're a... They had a little crossover. I'm not supposed to say that. I just gave a look, so I mean... You're not supposed to say it? I don't think so, right? No.

No? Why you guys didn't tell me? I thought there was some crossover. Wasn't that on the list of like, oh, you just don't want to call? Okay, oh, cool. Beak that name for what it's worth. Yes, we're not calling the X.

That's on your list. Okay, that's fine. But what? There was a crossover of what? It wasn't really a crossover. I, it was... I've seen that person and her at the funeral? No.

Wait, sorry. Like, crossover of what? Like, well, you guys were dating kind of, even though it was like towards the end when things were rocky. No, I broke it off with her before anything really happened. I was she saying that. I don't know. I'm not aware of that. I'm sure you just saying that for the camera?

That there was no crossover because it seems like there was a crossover. No, there was not. Because then the relationship would just be based on cheating. I mean, at least on my end. I mean, at least on my end. It would be based on. cheating. Why did she have the perception that

it was based on cheating? I mean, like I had said earlier, I'm just chalking it up as like miscommunication. I probably just didn't simply tell her that. That's what I'm assuming at this point. I mean... Okay. I feel like I'm being

kind of jerked off right now. I could. I mean... Okay, that's not a joke. That's like, I feel like, come on. I feel like... First of all, she was like what she was supposed to not say that? And then like, No one told me anything. It's just like, and now you're saying it didn't happen?

I'm reading this very weird. I do not know why she said that. Why would she say, wait, didn't we want to not talk about that or something? We talked about a no-no list in there. I just didn't want to. The no-no list. Yeah, but you told me the no-no list. Certain things that I didn't really want to specify on a timeline because I didn't want to money.

A timeline. Yeah, timeline. Yeah. Well, we're not giving dates. No. No, I'm just asking if you were seeing her while you guys. No. There was that thing with her kid.

What thing? Do you want to elaborate on that? You stopped seeing her so the kid missed you and wanted to see you? Oh, yeah. She had called the, well, you know, the ex and I were still coworkers and whatnot. And I had gotten pretty close with the child.

We would game together, blah, blah, blah. And he didn't really have the necessary closure to understand like, oh, you know, Aaron is not going to be here anymore. Okay, okay, whatever. That's a mess. I don't know. I don't understand.

I feel like I'm getting jerked around. I don't know what's real. What's not, but who knows what the relationship is based on? But I think we all get the vibe. Why did we move in so quick? Was it because you had nowhere else to go after immediately leaving her being with her? No, I was already living in... Excuse me, I'm so sorry.

I was already living in Monroe at the time with a old roommate. I've been friends with since high school. To make a long story short on that, my company offers free comp rent for their workers. So I wanted to... Very. I wanted to jump ship, have some free rent. Yeah.

We had a discussion. I mean, at the time, I was either going to move in with my parents or my grandpa, and I talked to him about it. He was like, oh, we could just get an apartment together. Yeah. Okay, wait. So you guys f***ed at the funeral. Yes. Stuck at it. Raw. Yes. Oh, a hookup at the funeral. Not even raw. I haven't finished inside. I f***ed the painter here like a canvas. What do you want me to say?

No one needs to know that. Well, he's going to get all descriptive. I mean, Jesus. I wasn't going to get that descriptive. I didn't need to know. Isn't that risky? I took a plan B the next day. Thank you. Because I'm going to say with how quick. No, babes. Well, not the way you guys are doing it. The reason I actually asked that, I don't ask that just because I'm a degenerate, and I am, but either, even without that,

it's because how quick you guys are moving. You know how many accidental pregnancies happen in these kind of situations? And if you're raw dogging on that first meat. Babies are slimy and gross right now. Right, and you're not a birth control, and he's blasting raw load. I'm on birth control now. I'm good. She's always been on birth control.

What kind? Mini pill. Great. So, like, yeah, okay. Good luck. What's so bad about that, though? The implant sucks. I was on my period for like three months at a time.

Every day, exact same time. No flaws. And that's even still the lowest effective. But even still, okay. So blew that load and then how many days after? Well, and then how quick did we move in? Okay. A month after that, right?

Just about a little under a month. Yeah. And we got on a lease together? Shared lease? Because that's risky a month in to even just see each other. I paid for all the deposits. I'm sure you did. He has no money.

Yeah, I didn't have the money at the time. I was going to have my grandma help me with a little bit of it. We're confident. He's not with you just for the money and housing. I'm not no f*** gold digger. I think that's some pussy shit, bro. Housing's free from him. So, I mean, I don't know.

I just had to pay the damage deposit. Yeah, just how quick he's moving, though. But no, you're all for it, though. I mean, we're about to get the two bedroom and I want to pay for all that. upgrading. Yeah. So it's going to be with... You're upgrading while on financial audit?

So I was, what I had wanted when I first was looking for the comp department was a two-by-one. I wanted the space. She came into the picture. Now that became very much more required, but one wasn't ready at the time. So we've been making the one-by-one work. And then we got approved for it. So all we have to pay for is just... Okay.

Okay. Maybe you're not gold digging. That's fine. A new pet. Yeah, because I want to... Unfortunately. Unfortunately. I don't give a shit.

Okay. I want to pay for all of that. I do care about this pet. So maybe you are trying to quickly get out of this husband situation, though. Hey, I would have moved in with my grandma or my- Well, exactly. I'm just still sussed at how quick you guys moved in together. I'm trying to figure that out.

I feel like someone was running from something, but you get free housing, but you're going through the divorce. It's just you don't move in that quick. You don't get on a lease together that quick. I know you put the money down, but even still, it's so risky. I will admit, I usually like to move slower in a relationship. Well, this is the literal, complete opposite. But even still, lack of that, it's like...

I'm the love of your life, okay? There is no risk. Oh, there's that. You're not wrong about that. I've wanted you since fucking high school. And then I finally wasn't chicken shit to admit that finally. Everyone knew. Everyone knew I was so into you.

He was obsessed with high school, this guy. I don't understand. People's whose lives, even starting mid-20s who are still obsessed with high schools, live the most pathetic life. It's the highlight of their lives. Like, what the f- Okay, great. You worships her in high school.

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Yeah. Just using her high school crush to get it on that marriage, move in real quick, have some fun. You take an advantage of me? No, no. I wouldn't do that. Sometimes I feel like you don't believe me, though.

I mean, why? Why do you even feel that? There's been a couple instances where I caught her in. Why she even feels that? I don't know. I feel like he doubts me. a lot or like he questions my like actions or I can't even think of anything specific but I just

feel like he questions my motives a lot you want to be my sugar daddy is that what you want I mean traditionally I'd like to like to I mean you get a better job because we have the free house and we want to save up enough money to get a house after being married obviously could be like in five seconds with your guys is right well I mean if like 30 kids like you guys are going crazy shit 60k to buy a house right now in five seconds. Yeah, I'd get married to her, but that's just not a reality. Okay.

Can you shit 60K in five seconds? Dude, you are just, who is around you ever in an enjoyable way? I don't understand. Very fair statement. To be fair. That's not a good thing, buddy.

I'm so used to it. I've heard it for so long. And you like this? You know, the day's never boring. You like his personality? It's never boring. I'm bored listening to him. It's what the fuck?

He's just saying. things for, I don't know, reaction or like, I don't, I don't understand. No, this is all me. You can't tell me you don't want a reaction from people when he say certain things. If I'm really trying to piss them off. Laying your dick on the table, that's not a reaction. You're just saying things for, were you a loser in high school? A little bit.

Yeah, you're obsessed with high school. No reason he's trying to make up for it. This is how people talk that we're like losers. Yes, okay. He's making up for it. Hey, you got the girl. Move the fucking. move the fuck on dude noted move the on get over it there are good times in high school but

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If you're moving so quick with this guy and you're having this trust issues, like, what are they? That's bad. How will you rebuttal, Stacy? It's not a rebuttal, but if you are having trust issues of which I'm being told you haven't brought up yet, I want to hear them. I did almost leave that night,

but basically during the Super Bowl... That night. Oh, okay. During the Super Bowl, he had his old roommate come over, and, you know, we were sitting there watching it, and the old roommate looks at, looks at you and says, oh, so when are you going to pay me rent? And I looked at him because he told me that he stopped paying rent two months ago. And then like two weeks before that, when we went to Oregon for a trip, he, you know,

you were like, oh, I have all this money now. You know, I feel so free and happy, which that was a lie too, obviously. And then, yeah, it finally came out that he was still paying him rent. How much was it like $900? Wait, why? So. Just to be nice, which you are. way too nice sometimes.

What's the trust issue? And he's like doing it buying your... Yeah, he... But no, you were like a month in. Like, why would he even have to tell you what he's doing with his money? I know, but he shouldn't be paying your old roommate.

I mean, I agree he probably shouldn't. When I have to pay for all, like, the groceries and the damage deposits and the pet deposits and I'm struggling, he shouldn't be paying. You should... That's the point. You shouldn't be taking care of everything a month into a relationship.

It makes no sense and creates weird dependencies. But he doesn't have the money to do that. the money to pay other people. Exactly. And you shouldn't be taking care of someone a month into a relationship. This is like, you guys are just figuring out having fun. For the record, I don't want her to take care of me. I'm just saying. But either way, you probably shouldn't have been given him money. Why were you? It was very short notice to give my old roommate the heads up like, hey, I need to move out now. You didn't have a lease agreement with him though. So it's just not necessary. No, but it's the courtesy. I've been friends with... And that place is not worth $900 a month. Like,

I mean, no. That was not worth it. No, it's not. It should have been like $400 at the most. Peace of mind. I didn't have to worry about the fiend tweakers in Everett. I mean, Jesus Christ, Memor was probably the one and only place I don't have to feel like I have to bring my

gun around. Anyhow, I was being nice. I told him I'd pay him about three months of rent when rent do comes. Which is insane. You don't have to do that. Okay, to be fair. No one asked you to do that. Did he ask you to do that?

No, he didn't fucking have to ask. He's my friend. I wanted to help him out. And to be fair with that organ shit by the line. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Help me out. For the organ shit. For the organ shit, I wasn't even paying him around that time.

So that was the truth when I told you I actually feel so free. I'm paying for two months. No, that's bullshit. Bullshit. All right, for one of the months. I'll give you that one. See, don't lie to me now. Why are you lied?

Well, I don't know the point. Don't do that. What is the point? Why create trust issues this closely? Why lie? It was pointless. I don't get it. I just wish you could have been honest with me.

Yeah. Are you big, like a repeated pattern? Just these lies for no reason to look better? Because what a stupid, pointless thing to lie about? And if I catch someone lying about that, it makes me question everything. Because when there's actually consequential things talking about, well, I mean, earlier, I felt like you were lying to me

and now you just got calling a small lie. I was like, I don't understand. I feel like I can't trust you. What? At the end of the day, I wanted to just help him. Oh, I'm sorry that you. you really picked up a lot of the burden of paying a lot of the bills, the food. Does he even pay rent to his dad?

Yeah, of course he does. Okay, but that's not even, again, what matters. I mean, you can do what you want with your money, but if you're lying about it, that's the weird thing, right? Because we're not married, you're barely even in the relationship at that point. You were literally a month in if we're talking Super Bowl night. So it just, it makes no sense. I don't know.

you guys are moving way too quick. It's scary. And then this is going to blow up and things are going to be intertangled. And I've had to deal with this on the show. Who people, exes have had money. That's been already intertangled and we've had to like try to rip it apart. And it's weird. It gets f***ed up.

And she says she's noticing sketchy behaviors on your transactions too. What are they? Should you even be noticing transactions five months in on a ship? Maybe. Maybe that's okay. I just noticed a lot of zels. I've never seen so many zell transfers. Is it Zell or is it something like PayPal or whatever?

Oh, well, with my... So many Zell transfers. Yeah, with Navy Federal, it's... It's Zell because it's baked into the app or the bank institution. I know, but why so many Zell transfers? Why do you need that much? Why can't you do like an automatic withdrawal or like have it like automatically put in your checking or something?

There's so many Zells. It's so that I don't have a lot of money in my checking for all the bullshit that I pay for on my end and then I won't have any money. I can at least control it to an extent. That just sounds exhausting. I mean, yeah. That's necessary. I feel like that's not normal.

It's exhausting, but as you can fucking see, we're on the show, my money management is shit. So, I mean, but I'm also zelling you the most for all the wine you want me to get while I'm at work. And then after work. I don't feel like that's true. I feel like you sell a lot of other people. I can pull up my Navy federal right now.

Show it's a pop a hammer right here and he's going to probably take my son on this one. I don't need to look. Okay. Okay. You're buying her a lot of wine. When I'm at work. You don't find me that much wine. It's only when you go to Costco.

The zaline thing is not. the biggest issue, but is that not a little bit of a wake-up call that? That's quick into the relationship. She's seeing Zell's and she's like, already red flags and alarms are going off in her head. She doesn't trust you already. And you guys are moving so quick that when the honeymoon excitement ends, the only thing that's going to be left is the lack of trust. There's no foundation here other than excitement because a load got dropped on a day of a funeral.

So it's just going to be lack of trust that's lack. It's going to be fights. It's going to be battles. It's going to be brutal. I just love Costco. I mean, Jesus Christ. They just... What?

I mean, yeah. That's bad. Okay. What? Nothing. We all do. I don't... But, you know.

What? Yeah, just a little. A little bit. What's wrong with you? Why can't you just listen? It's scary that she can't trust you at this point when everything is so good. What's it going to be when everything becomes normal? The excitement is done.

It's his normal life at that point. All that's going to be left is the lack of trust. I mean, you can trust me. I've been pretty cards on the table about a lot of shit at this point. Lately you've been good. We've gone through our road bumps. Pretty intense. Yeah, I will say they were very goddamn intense.

But, you know, I love you a lot. I love you very much. I want to have kids with you someday. God, please, no. No! No! No! Guys, you're five, four. God. It's like, I'm also some.

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months in at this point, bro. And also what road bumps at this point a few months in? A lot of shit. I won't go into a lot of it. No, why don't you go into a lot of it? Because, you know, hey, remember when you're on a show to talk about things? Maybe you should talk about things. You ain't give me a no-no. There was. Where's the no-no? I have the no-noes. I'm avoiding the no-noes. Tell me the things that aren't the no-noes. I'll just give you a brief summary, but I'm not going to be very specific on what happened that night. There was one night. we went to a bar. I said something, I was very drunk, mind you. And I said something that was very a lot to take in. I am not going to disclose what was said that. And I just understand it was

really big bomb. Just you don't just set it out there. I wasn't, I wasn't, yeah, just go with it. I wasn't thinking. I mean, I know what it is and you didn't put it on the no no list for me. Instead, you have a criminal past. Criminal. Right? No. I'm not going to disclose what the thing was. I'm not disclosing whatever it was. However, I mean, it was a lot.

You didn't tell me not to talk about it. It was a lot for her to take in. It's the criminal record. Whatever. So, we're about to go to bed. I mean, I would have trust issues with someone with a criminal record. I'll be honest. I personally would.

We went to bed. I got up and I left the house. I was gone. I went to some fancy bar and Seattle and I spent like, I don't know, like, looking $100 on drinks and food and I didn't come back until like 4 in the morning. But I can't believe he brought his dad home though. There's a lot.

I know, but like I don't see why you need to like bring your dad. Shouldn't you tell the person you're with that shit? I didn't want to disclose it that fast and I wasn't. Oh, you guys are moving quick on everything else. I think if you guys are moving that quick, you got to bump everything else. All right, all right. If someone's choosing who they're going, get that one on the chin, fair enough. A bad setting.

In a bar with a little TV prompt. And I was drunk. I wasn't thinking about it. And I must have been pretty egregious for her to walk out that nice. Well, I was trying to just talk about it later. But she was like, no, what is it? What is it? What is it?

You can tell me it's fine. We're safe. I love you. You wanted to go to bed. I couldn't go to bed. I had to leave. What did you do? I'm not just.

It's that bad? I'm not disclosing it on here. It must have been that bad for me to go out. You're not disclosing it on here. I already heard that part. That's why I'm not going to ask again. But oh my goodness, if you're not willing to talk about it and she left that night,

that has to be pretty fiend gracious. That's all I'm thinking, which honestly would make me nervous too. That's probably also why you can't find a decent job. No, I'm not a felon. I have a pretty clean record. What? Yeah.

You're not a felon. What? I don't understand. Well, again, I'm not going to ask again. I'm not going to push your boundary if that's a boundary, which I'm picking up that it is. I don't know why you didn't tell me not to bring that up before, but...

I thought I did so. my battle that. But okay, that's fine. Be more prepared next time. There won't be a next time. But be more prepared next time. Okay. Yeah.

I mean, so I would have trust issues too. And now, I mean, I'll be completely honest. I have trust issues. I mean, I caught you in the little lies. It felt like you were big lying to me earlier. And now there's this thing that you're being hyper vague about. And I'm just going to let you know based on a few episodes in the past. I'm not going to pressure you to tell me.

You do not have to tell me. very okay with you not telling me. I appreciate that. Of course. But I am going to let you know, based on previous episodes, the vagueness makes it look worse than it likely is. I'd rather take that on the chin. Okay. I'll let you take it on the chin. Yeah. But I'm going to have a hard time trusting you and I don't blame her for having that issue. And again, that is what scares me. Finances are one of the leading causes for divorce in this country. And if right now there's this big boiling pot of lack of trust. but it doesn't matter as much because everything is so good,

everything is so honey when everything is so exciting, what happens when that just becomes normal and all that's left is a steaming pile of lack of trust? That's nervous for me, personally, especially if we're about the intertwining of finance is so quick. I don't know. Are you okay? Yeah, no, I just...

No, I'm just rolling with it. Don't do it to me whatever you did to someone. I did, fuck, God. I actually don't even know. So, like, that was a joke. I don't know what you did. But, um, listen, I don't know. I mean, Aaron specifically avoids that you've lied,

or you've admitted that you've lied during money conversations with Stacey because you want to avoid the conflict. That's what you told Colton. That's what you told Colton. You lie in conversations and you're admitting to that? How the fuck is there a future cure? I know he's worshipped you. that's some easy dick.

Like, very, very good. And you were able to get free housing out of it. Very good. Out of a divorce. Like, come on, I'm starting to connect some doubts in my head. Why the fuck are you doing with this? He does everything my ex-husband doesn't. He cleans the house.

He goes grocery shopping with me. Okay, I don't think they can do that when they're overseas. He was only gone for three months at a time, but when he was home, I did everything. He actually is a contributing member to the household, and it's really good-fushing. Contributing lies and deception. Well, at least it doesn't feel like I'm taking care of a child. two fucking times that I had a big, I had told two big lies

within a few months is pretty brutal actually. That's actually a pretty bad track record. That's pretty bad. That's not good. That's not good there, Mr. Aaron. What do you lie about? What do I lay about? What did he lie about?

Well, what was the old roommate thing? The old roommate thing. Oh, yeah, that one's... The fact that you lied about it is the bad thing. Not that you were doing it. I mean, I wouldn't advise you doing it, but the lying, I don't understand. It was a pointless law.

which is even worse than a lie that, like, you could have some reasoning for. It makes it even worse. And what's the other lie? I don't... Actually, I may have mistaken it. Was there... I don't think you've lied about it. I don't know.

You were telling Colton that you've specifically lied to avoid confrontation in the financial conversations of the household. I think I was mostly just referencing the old roommate thing. Because it was a very... Is there anything else? Well, it was a broad... No, there's nothing else. I mean...

Okay, just checking. It was a very broad... question to me in general. So I just, yeah, I had replied with just the old roommate thing. Okay, so what are we doing, guys? So what the fuck is even going on today? Because let's just be honest, we can all, we can all see it from here. This is a mess. This is a f***ing mess this early on in a relationship. I don't know what you guys are doing. I don't think you know what you guys are doing. You guys are having fun, which is fair, which is fair, have fun. But does everything else have to move as quick with it? I don't think so.

This is a mess, guys. This relationship's a mess. What is going on? I've always wanted her. I'm not going to... I know. I know. You already know, but...

It's exciting to get with your high school crush with. Does that mean that that's who are spouses for life? I don't know. And also, would you... Why even start the relationship about a lie? Well, like, the overlap and these other things. It's like, it doesn't make any sense. We had went to Christmas at her parents.

You know, it was... what was it, was it last year? Yeah. She basically expressed concern about the whole roommate money thing, and I told her my thing on it. Like, that was like a couple weeks into the, even after the diddling at the funeral. Okay, interesting.

Yeah. Why would you be so concerned about it at that point? Like, that's a, invasive and intrusive. Because I was paying for everything at that point, and it just doesn't seem fair. He didn't have the money to, like, pay for things, you know? And if someone else is getting it that you're not even, like, living with, then I just, it's not fair.

So that confrontation does speak words, but for what it's worth, with how you started the relationship, with how you've done it with your trust issues, you know one of the easiest ways to tell someone does something bad or think something bad. It's what they accuse the other person

without any proof. And you accused her of cheating, you had to go through all her Instagram messages, all her text messages, all that shit. Why would you accuse her of that? It's not just unless there's like actually, something that was seen, not a very normal thing to accuse. There was a specific, what was it?

It was, she had went to a restaurant with her ex to talk about stuff. Yeah, she's getting a divorce. Let me just elaborate a little more. I'll make it a quicker summary. It's okay. You know, she was in a good mood before I had to go walk the dog. I walked the dog, I come back, she's pissed. So I'm asking her what's going on.

Ex-husband's being a dick, this and that, blah, blah, blah. and at some point, you know, I'm just like, can I just see, like, the messages for more context? Like, I feel like you're really not giving me enough to go off of. So I start reading it. She kind of starts shying away her phone. Like, no, let me see the text. And there was essentially some, like, affection, intimacy that was shared. It was not affection and intimacy.

Okay, but you kissed him after the dinner. Like, that's kind of weird to me. There was no affection or intimacy. He scared you that much. Why are you going to let him do that? What am I supposed? You say no, you're a woman in 2020 in 2026. There was no intimacy.

Nothing happened. There was no flirting. So you're telling me if he was here right now and he tried to steal another kiss from me, you're going to let that shit happen. No, I'm not going to let that happen. He's gross. So why did you let that happen in the first place? Why did you kiss him?

That's actually kind of crazy. He's just, oh, he just leaned in to kiss me and I just let it happen. I didn't know what to do. You have no agency? See, what the fuck is this? He's like six foot five. Hello darkness, my old friend. Oh, shod.

He's a little scared. What was he going to do? Take out an axe and slice you in the middle of a restaurant? But you had told me a completely different story about what went down that night. You said you had dinner with them at Red Robbins. You, after dinner, you went to half-price books to calm down. And you- Spotify, it's Jay Shetty. Are you one of those media strategy people?

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You're among fans. Got your little sister's son a book. That is not what the... I did get him a book. Yeah, but then you also bought your ex-husband a book. To be fair, I didn't buy him the book. You both went to half-price books together.

By accident. You guys went to half-price books together. You got him a book. Oh, that's where you guys going to half-price. That's like a date activity. Thank you. It was like right across the street. That's why I was so concerned.

Exactly. That's like a date activity. If you were just straight up with me on that shit, and I am a hypocrite at this point. Well, yeah. lied to you about the rent shit. Hold the fuck on. Okay. The thing is, you could have told me very straightforward. Like, hey, this is what happened.

Something was a little exchanged, went to half-price books, and then we left. I still would have been very fucking upset. But then you decided as soon as I called you out on it, as soon as I called you out on it, as soon as I called you out on it, you start freaking the fuck out. Like, I was going to, you're going to react. I had to give you space. I've been through a lot. A lot.

This isn't helping. It's actually get you angrier. One thing you don't know is that, uh, yeah, she has, like, fully just gone out and sent her ex-flowers while you guys are together. Why is to, elaborate on that shit? I don't know why. I mean, don't hit her. I agree with that part.

I'm not going to hit her. I don't hit woman. That's fipped up. I don't know. That was her fear. Okay, fair enough. He said, if I loved him, I would send him the boat title with my signature on it. Do you realize how that sounds?

Why would he be texting you after, don't know, after. of, you guys are going through divorce and you're with him if you loved me. If you loved me, you'd send me the boat title. Why would he even have that language? I don't know why he would have that language. And so instead, I sent him flowers and he was not pleased about it. I thought it was kind of funny. He didn't get, he didn't get the boat title.

Okay, hold on. Let me, let me try to get in your mind, say, real quick. So cards on table. Was this like a dominance thing to flip them? Or was there still a little bit of like. It was like a dominance thing. It's like when I bought him a Starbucks when we were exchanging stuff. Yeah, dominance, like you kissing him.

No, I didn't kiss him. I didn't kiss him. I didn't kiss him. That's not what that text said. I didn't kiss him. What did the text say? Wait, what did the text say? I can't, I can't remember.

I can't really remember at this point because it was long ago. That was a long night, by the way. But it was something like. You've been together five months. How long ago? It was something along the lines of like, you're switching up how you feel now. We exchanged a kiss. Like, why are.

Are you so back paddling on what you said that night now? You exchange a kiss. That's gold pushing. Because you were fucking saying he kissed you on the nose. That's not exchanged me kiss. He did not kiss on the lip. Show me the text. Show me the text. I don't have the texts.

Why? I delete them or else I keep looking back at them. I get anxious. Why would you keep looking back at the text with your ex? I have no self-control. What are you self-control from? I don't think it makes me anxious. That's why I haven't blocked on everything.

I don't want to go back and look at stuff. What does you have any self-control from? Yeah. Looking back. What would you be having self-control? Self-control doing what? I don't know. Just, just hard.

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Well, why are you turning on auto-delete? Because he can't trust you after you exchange a kiss with the guy and now saying it was on your nose, no. phone, then it just gets deleted. What's the point of that? If you can't go in and look at things later, why are you turning auto delete on my phone? No, he tried to turn it off. Yeah. Auto delete off.

It was already, it wasn't on. I saw you go on my phone. Oh, are you talking about the disappearing messages shit? That shit was literally on. It was not. It was on. I saw you grab my phone and turn it on and then be like, look, it's on. It was already on.

I turned it off. I have no clue how to turn that on on. Let's just swipe up. I get it. I get it. I love a good disappearing goon message when I'm in the goon zone. You could look at them all many times. Because people like to do crazy things with influencers, so I don't want to fuck with that shit.

You go in that shit crazy stuff? But you guys are together, and let me be very clear. No open. No. Well, let go. Then I would be very, very sketched out if I looked over and the girl I'm with is having vanish mode conversations with her ex-husband. I didn't have it on YouTube. turned it on.

I will say to be fair, the only thing, because I know the guy, the only thing they actually talk about, they don't even talk. They just send memes. Why did they kiss? No, that's a different person, different person. Oh, wait, what the fuck? Who was that? What were you referencing?

Well, I'm talking about, you're probably talking about my ex-roomate. No, I didn't kiss anybody. He's confused. No, you did. Who did you exchange a kiss with? Nobody. The ex-husband. Yeah.

That, okay. But there's no vanish mode with the ex-husband. I see the cross-connection. Okay. So, we were talking about. the whole Red Robin situation, right? And then she jumped. I'm going to assume you jumped to where you were talking about the

disappearing messages on Instagram, right? Yeah. Okay. So there was a jump in the conversation. Okay. So that's where we got mixed up. Is it not a red flag though, Stacey, that Aaron's friends weren't you to... Oh wait.

Sorry. Sorry. Actually, reverse. Yeah, yeah. No, no. One of your friends told you warned you about her before you guys got together. She's a... What this?

Is that not a red flag a little? That's not a red flag. And then you're kissing your axe. Come on. There is a whole situation. He's hated me. Or she's hated me since high school. There's a whole situation with them in high school.

And at the end of the day, to an extent I sided with that friend. However. She's nuts. She wanted my other friend to pay for prom. The whole thing. Is ever in a small town? No. Well, at this time, we were going to.

We were in high school. Why are you all so obsessed with prom in high school still? It's so weird. I didn't got a prom. I thought that shit was dumb as f. Anywho. Great. Yeah, you're really...

Dude, you were a loser. You didn't have prom. Yeah, no shit. I was also poor. That was it. She was able to tell me her side of the story, which lined up pretty well with what I was told on that friend's side. So I was like, okay, I can... She's hated me since the beginning.

She's hated my twin sister to. Yeah, because mine, you guys started with basically cheating from both sides. Like, you kissing your ex and you with the overlap. It's like, what the fuck we're doing. He's just jealous because she wants to fuck him. This relationship has no foundation. That's what it is. No.

Is that what it is? I think she wants to fuck you really bad. There is a point where I knew she was into me, but I, it wasn't. I was not reciprocated of that. That's weird. Yeah, I was a really big fan of that. My girlfriend at the time. Not the 40-year-old, but.

Who would be the third then? Her and her husband. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. We all bane in the same room. I wasn't really into it afterwards. Wait, no swapping.

There wasn't any swapping. It wasn't like that. just kind of happened that night and shit. Yeah. No, I wasn't really into it afterwards. I felt very gross. And then... I would too probably.

Yeah, no, it was bad. She wanted it. You so bad. But they... See, here's the thing. They kept f***ing with me on the subject. Like, oh, we're going to ban your girlfriend. Like, it's going to happen again.

I don't care. I don't care. It was bad. She warned you about her. Why would she do that? I assume she still has some residual... A lot of residual resentment. Or because you guys both started this relationship on borderline cheating.

On both sides. Come on. Crazy. Well, she's defending him. She's coming to, like, you know, save him. I don't care. There's no foundation of the relationship. I don't even understand the point.

Guys, once you guys get slightly out of the excitement, this relationship's done. I mean, come on. It totally is. There's no longevity here. And if there is, it's going to be misery eventually. I like to think my passion will overpower all that bullshit. The past was five months ago. No, no, no, passion.

Oh, passion. Passion. Jesus Christ. Read a goddamn book. Read a book. What are you? How do you? You don't learn that in a book.

My passion will overpower all the short-term bullshit. Oh, passion. That's the thing. That's what I'm specifically saying is that this passion, this fiery moment, the honeymoon phase will end. And then nothing's left. It started with cheating. Trust issues along the way.

Nothing's there. I want to make the- free housing and free money. Oh, I don't know there is. I don't want her money, though. Uh-huh. No. If I really want her her money,

I would ask her all the time to pay off, my car. I would always ask her to buy me booze. I'm not going to fucking do that. Wine and boo. Do you guys drink a lot? Eh, a little above average, but, you know, who's counting? Well, this is the ship's going to go down in flames, guys. Yeah, we're also blue collar, so, I mean. What? That's a terrible excuse.

I come from a very blue, brown collar family. What? Everyone drinks. Every, a lot of most blue collar people drink. Actually, no, the ages you guys are drinking has fallen off the cliff dramatically. Wait, really? Yes. really. Yeah, I think Gen Z adults, yes. Really? Yeah. Do they smoke more than...

I'm sorry, just because you're an alcoholic doesn't mean everyone else around you is. Just because you're a cheater doesn't mean everyone else around you is. Just because you're liar doesn't mean everyone else around you is. I didn't cheat. That's not how this world works. Yeah. All right. Read a book. A book. A good one. Yeah. Okay. What do we think? Combined financial scores?

I mean, I don't advise combining, but if that's your guys' entire goal, sure, I'll meet you there. but am I doing separate budget or a bunch of together? What are we trying to do, guys? Where am I going from here? Actually asking, are you willing to do both just to see where we're kind of at? Separately or together? I mean, both separately and then we do the together budget. I want us to eventually come together.

I mean, we don't split things very fairly as it is. Okay, what do we think our household financial score is together then? Zero to 10. I actually meant to take that test before this. Well, what do you think it is? Yeah, then it happened. Two. I was going to say two.

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What? You're trying to risk the guy. Oh, fuck. This freak was obsessed with you. During high school, why the fuck did you go back? Yeah, I'm kind of surprised about that, too. He's my best friend. He was my best friend in high school.

Tell you what, I'm really lucky for this one. This is good shit. Sorry, you guys go do your thing. Dude, I do not. What is this person I call? I've met a few people like this. A douchebag is what it's called. No, it's not a douchebag.

You're not a douchebag. You're like, dude, you're fucking. There's something wrong with you. I appreciate it. And you're like putting on like a, your life is a performance. It's so weird. What is this? Yes.

What is this, Brandon? Lindsay? Oh shit, hey guys. We all know things like this. Abnoxious. Oh, a performative. Like, Crange Lord, Reddter. Reddder.

Oh, yes. Oh, shit. You're a B-Tard? You're beatard, bro? You're doing it. Yeah, he doesn't know. It's all good. No one knows.

Did you make this yourself? I've never like, I mean, I guess I can be kind of like a verbal bully. I've never wanted to be a physical bully, but I kind of want to kick your ass right now. Now, I don't think I'd necessarily be able to, but I really feel the, there's, I think some natural evolutionary instinct to, like, like harm you. Do you like Caleb Smash? You feel like doing the bowl.

I am nowhere near a cool individual, but you are just, what you are, man. You are Reddit born. Please tell us what a beat heart is. Everyone is typing in the document curious, because no one knows what this is. I honestly...

I don't know what that means. I don't know what I... Are you just making shit up? No, that's an actual term on Reddit. I don't... You are a Reditor! Oh, what's the opposite? No, no, no, no.

With this gauges and everything, we knew it. Oh, you're a fucking free. I'm not an actual Redditor, if anything. Yes, you are. You're an elder millennial Reddor. No, no, no, no, no, no. I will look shit up. Hard lurker.

So I'm playing Dark Souls. I'll look shit up on like, where's this boss? This and that. Reddit always has the fucking answers. You have one problem currently that someone had 10 years ago, there was always an answer on that specific goddamn problem. So what's a beatard? I don't know.

I got it from her name. What did they have the answer for that? They could. Why don't you look it up real quick? You got the little fancy, uh. A B-Tar frequenter of 4chan's notorious random image board. Isn't that just you? Brandon is?

Is it fortune? She, yes, it is. Let's go into the first one. Should we look at your Reddit history? No. It's hot in here. Can I, uh, can I go make a call? Stop.

It's very hot. Is it a joke? It's very... Is he making a joke? He's doing like elder millennial performance, Cringleard, Redder. Yeah. It's very hot, right.

And you like this. And you get, this gets you wet. This is, like, that's impressive. My day's never boring. You're biological. This is, it's very... He is elder millennial cringe lord. Everyone, look at the shirt.

What? Oh, yeah. I just thought I'd, you know. Dude. Oh, oh, thank you so much. Oh, there's a ponytail. I never even saw that. Is it a ponytail? Oh, no, it's braided.

I braided his hair before we came on the shit. Bro. Oh, my goodness. I got a long hair, you know? Sometimes if I want to make it easier when she pulls my hair, you know, that's good shit. I'm okay saying, I won't get canceled saying this because you're a white man, but we need to put people like you in a camp. This shit is, dude, we need to... Wait, is it for concentration? Yeah, fuck kill me now.

Anywho, so... That's what I was advocating for in Minecraft. So whose card is this, this venture one? Mine. Okay, you're the one that makes some money. What the fuck is wrong with you? It's red, which means, what is it? What is it?

What is it being? What the fuck is wrong with you? Stacey, what the possible fuck is wrong with you? I didn't have a debit card for a little bit. When I left the house, I didn't. When you're a mid-sized business, you need every competitive advantage you can get. Like an AI solution that works for you, not against you. SAP Grow is built with AI embedded at its core, working across every system, and it's ready to go from day one so you can hit the ground running.

Bring it with SAP Grow, AI Cloud ERP for any size business. Have a debit card, yeah. Why? I took, I just didn't have time. What do you, huh? I, I didn't have, I don't have Apple Pay. I don't have Apple Pay. Apple Pay's dumb.

I don't want to use Apple Pay. What? I don't know. I hate Apple. Okay. Isn't that an iPhone thing? Yes, you're a Redditor, Android user. We know who you're far.

Use Reddit. I just use it for the answers. Jesus. Then look at your history. I can't log in. What? Damn, yeah, crazy shit. Actually, you know.

You're so cooked right now. Crazy of shit. You know, they actually, like, just deleted the app. It's the whole thing. Anyways, what happened was I just quickly left the house. I took half the money out of the bank account. And then I didn't open a bank account until like. I hate him.

He's the worst. I get that a lot. He's the worst human I've ever met. I've said that a few times, but you are still, you beat them. No, you're the worst. Top five. Dude. When I say the worst, it means the worst.

Yes. So, yes. What's happening with this? Stacey. I took all the money. Stacey, pause again. I'm sorry. I did ask you and then I interrupted you immediately.

That's okay. Stacey, as a girl's girl. I must advocate for you. Save your girls. This is when you don't talk. Listen, it's fun right now. This cannot be the guy you're with. I don't, I don't ever say this in like actual reality,

but I'm saying this in reality right now. This is not the guy to be with. It's fun. He was high school. You're a part of friend groups. You got some good things in common. Congratulations. You got one that cleans wonderful.

You can get a lot of those. Sounds like you had a shitty ex. Just because the ex was shitty, don't settle with this blue sky reddeter. freak cringe Lord Melina. Please, please, you can do so much better. Stacey, you can do so much better. You can go get a solid five out of ten

that's going to be so much better than this guy. You have no idea. Shit, am I a six? I feel like... Or a seven. I knew it was coming. I was going to say if you said it, you'd fucking come. I knew you were going to go there.

You were the most predictable, pathetic motherfuck. I didn't come yet. Stacey, please. Please leave this man. Stacy, there's a gorgeous man named Mark right behind you that is 10 times better, 10 times better than this pathetic individual. He's very hot, by the way, I will say. Oh, my God.

You got a crush on everybody in here. You get a pop a blood vessel. You got Lindsey. No, no, no, I'm my biggest crush. I'm just being near you. Is it that good? Is the dick that good? It has to be.

There is nothing else that makes sense. I'm not angry about it. That has to be it. I'm not mad. It's pretty good. crazy style. Dude. Five months,

you're gonna be 15 months in? Dude, you might be the first guest on the show that kills herself. Oh my God. I don't want you to do. You need to leave this man. Now, she'll kill me before

she does herself. I mean, that's just mandatory shit. I don't want to look at him. Like, I've never had this struggle. I can't, I sure I have. He's cute. I think he's cute. It's not, it's not a matter of looks, dude.

It's, it's personality. It's the worst personality. I think I've been around. Leave him. Okay, so what's happened with this? Listen, no matter how bad you are, I will actually just permanently feel bad for you because you're with him.

So I won't even yell at you for this. What's going on? So just to kind of like restart my story, I left the house before my husband got home. Please leave the house permanently. Very soon. I took half the money out of our bank account. And for a little bit,

I didn't have a debit card because I was just kind of like fight or flight, like get out of there. You need to fight or flight, get the fuck out of this relationship. I don't want a fight and flight from everything. But yeah, for what's about a month, I'd say, maybe like three weeks.

I didn't have a debit card. So like I, you know, I paid a lot of stuff with cash. I put a lot of stuff on the credit card. I needed stuff for the apartment because we really didn't have much furniture. Oh, well, we had all of our old stuff. But, you know, we needed like a couch and like kitchen stuff. So I just put everything on the credit card.

You still want to do that boneless couch shit? I don't think now is the time to talk about it. a boneless couch. Yeah, fair enough. It's fair. It's fair. But yeah, or is that one, the one I put my lawyer fees on?

I think that's what... I don't know. I don't fucking know. How would I know? I'm not the guy who fucking spent shit on this. I don't see, I don't see your entire purchase history of your life. I see the last month. And what does last month say?

It says past due. Why are you past due? I don't think it was past due. Okay, you were past due. Stacey, are you... You were past due. If it says past due, it means past due. Pass due is past two.

It wasn't... It's right there. That is late, you... Not, maybe not credit statement late, but it is past two. I didn't think about it at the time. I was going through a lot. What were you going through? Going through a lot?

You were with him. You're going through a lot daily. I get it. I understand. Take that one. Well, in the very beginning, I was sleeping on the floor of the apartment and you weren't moved in yet. That was pretty hard. Air mattress.

Pretty sad. Air mattress. Not any better. Yeah, I'll take that one on the chair. And at that time, I didn't work for like a month. I took a break. I was going through a lot. I needed a break.

Are you getting madder and madder? No, I'm not getting me. I'm just, honestly, I'm shutting down. I'm shutting down, man. You're just... You want to... I just need you to stop talking. Okay.

I would like to continue with her. It's just like, oh my goodness. You want to kiss a little? You've been late two months this year. Yeah. Why? I... Two months this year as of a couple months ago,

meaning it's probably been worse at this point. Stacey, what the fuck are you doing? is this why you're actually with him because you wouldn't be able to survive on your own? Because you're right. I don't think you'd be able to, not if you're behind on credit cards. If that's actually the reason,

tell me afterwards when he's not here and we can rescue you. Because you need to get the fuck away from this loser. Do not have kids with him. If this is the reason, I understand it. That is a valid reason to feel that way. Feel!

I can't give you a good reason why I was past two. This is the reason you won't leave? Stacey, is it, please? No, you can tell me afterwards. I get it. I get it. I wouldn't say it on camera either. Tell me afterwards,

we'll get you a fucking hotel for a month or something, dude. We get you out of this. Five stars? I got to get you out of this, man. We've got to get you out of this, man. Discover it. What's going on? My discover card is the one I put all my...

I'm sorry. No, I didn't even say the balance of the last one. So distracted by this creature. Okay. Okay, Venture 1. U.O. $9,518.33. Yeah, you and you're behind a couple months.

It's probably like a normally like 250 payment, I'm going to say. But of course you're behind. You're getting fees, added, interest is accruing. It takes 26 years to pay off. If you're still with him at that point, you will have lived the worst life. I need, you can have a better life. It must be hard because you guys have a shared friend group, right? Yeah.

Shit, so you can't. You can't because if you leave and then the finances are harder and that, shit. Then, oh, shit. Oh, and then the friend. group. Oh, what have you done to yourself? You didn't have to do this.

You should not have mixed. You should not have mixed fun and friends. It's a mess. It all explodes in the end. Not to be fair. I don't talk to a lot of the people, honestly.

Good, so it doesn't matter. Please just go on. I kind of hate everybody. I'm fine. So it's true. It's surprising you don't fucking hate me. I mean, Jesus Christ. Let me come on to this show wearing a shirt.

This says Pee Pee Poooo. Pooh, poo, poo, poop, poop, pooh. I mean, fuck me, man. Like, this is bad. I'm getting audible reactions from people behind you that are shaking their head. No. You are. And what?

Nobody likes you. I'm so sorry to say this. This is so mean, but nobody likes you. That's too mean. No, no, no. Honestly, it's really fair. No, no, no, no. Pause.

Like, I call people, and sluts and all this stuff. But it's always cheeky and it's always, it's with fun. It's when I say nobody likes you, I mean it. And that's like, that feels too mean. and I feel so me, like I feel bad. No, I feel bad. I feel bad.

Shut up. You can't tell me how I feel. I feel bad. Take it. Oh, fuck. Okay, never mind. What? No, nothing.

What's up? Brandon, can you join me for the second half of this? I just need someone to bounce it out. I need just a normal guy. Oh. You're like the embodiment of like, nah, no, honey, I'm good. Should not.

Yes. I'm going through life with a good attitude or try to. I'm technically a millennial, but like a year. And I'm okay with it. I have no problem with my generation or the generation below me, your generation. I have a problem with you. You. I love you, Papa Hammer.

Fuck, dude. Brandon, I can't. I can't. Yes. Let it flow. How do you actually feel about this? I have to know. You have to be just struggling right now.

How do you feel a little tense? This is a little hard. A little? Well, this. This guy is just doing this. He's handling it well? He's handling it well? He's cracking.

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And remember, you still got to do the work. That's well? What is he like normally? Please, just to, maybe you could, sometimes we do guest translations. Translate for me what the fuck I'm trying to say. Because I don't even know what I'm trying to say. I'm shutting down here out of just millennial cringe.

Please, please. Yeah, very pretty eyes. I'm going to write down. some numbers, please do some things. To translate for me. You, sir, are incredibly cringy. That's fair. You're coming across like a 4chan Reddeter, crossbreed.

Yes. Not a compliment. Good. How should he behave? Like a normal adult. You say, Caleb, you have a really good point there. I will take that into heavy consideration. Okay. Are you tense enough?

What advice would you give for him? because, I mean, Brandon's a cool dude. He, you know, he's also friends with his high school people, but, you know, they're cool people. They're probably everything you wish you were, I'll be honest. What advice would you give for this man so that he could act just like a normal person? Yeah. Because he fucking needs it.

So what I recommend is you try to do something cool after high school. Okay. So that you don't have to keep referencing high school. Elaborate. like, okay, like you commit crime and then work for the maintenance, but if you didn't do that, you could do something really, really, really cool and level up. And then you could impress her as opposed to embarrass her in front of the millions. You know what?

Honest answer. You make a very good point. Then why do you keep behaving this way? I ain't get a lot, man. I'm pretty goddamn nervous. I'm about piss my pants. It's okay to be nervous. Everyone's nervous who comes on the show.

That happens three to four times a week. Every upload you see is nervous people. People don't act like you. Fair. And she says this is you doing well. She said he's doing well. I think I'm doing well. Okay.

I really appreciate. You're doing it again. You do make a good point. What is this? What would you call that? We keep calling it Reddit and maybe that's what it is. Like, what is it? Nobody acts like that.

At this point, it's Twitter. I mean, Jesus Christ. I don't have a Twitter. Okay, that's fine. You're saying. he's doing well? What is he like normally? This is a personality audit real quick

for the last 10 minutes. I mean, he's usually like that. He's pretty, yeah. This is a normal occurrence. I'd say it's pretty normal. It's pretty on brand for him. Okay. It's never boring.

It's never boring. I think we would prefer boring. Boring is great. I think boring. If the alternative is boring, that sounds kind of sick. You know, how about how about we do this?

Can I throw a genuine, suggestion out there. How about I do genuinely five minutes of boredom and then we can see the difference. Does that sound good? I don't know about boredom. I just want you to act normal.

Okay, so five minutes of normalcy. How about that? Normalcy would be great. Why don't you just act like a fucking human? Yes. You don't have to be cringedled red at Fortune freak. Got it. What?

In life. It's a personality audit. I'm just telling you to fucking do. Again, I am not a perfect embitimate of just like... I just saw a shirt. Oh shit, really? I was so proud of it.

Did you see that? Oh, my. I tied-eyed it semi-reasingly. He did his own tie-dye. Oh, she helped me with that. Do not enable this. I thought we had five minutes of normal. I'm being genuine.

No, I know you're being genuine. All right, you know what? It was fun. It was fun. It starts now. Okay. Yeah. We'll start it now.

Sure, why that? Okay. Who's the discovery? Who is it? Me. Okay. What the fuck is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? I get it.

I'd be cop spending like crazy. Amazon. Amazon. Yeah. That has all my Amazon purchases on it. He has a gun, right? He does? Yeah.

I have one too. It is lock. It is back at home, locked in a gun safe. About say security deck locket. Who has access to the safe? Just me. That's the fucking problem, dude. That's where I keep all my cash.

Yours is in your safe? Yes. You have access to it? My own safe, yes. Can we pull? Please make sure you have no access to any weapon that can be put in a mouth. Oh, okay. In the future, because I don't know how long you're going to be on this earth.

I like to think that's a reasonable request. Okay. Five minutes of a normalcy. We made it. Starting now? We made it 90 seconds. Again? All right.

90 seconds. God damn it. We should start a timer. I can do that. Okay. Should I do that? All right. Amazon, Amazon, Google.

Okay. Let's just show me your Amazon, dude. There's lots of fucking. Hers. Shut your dick. Are you the upgrade? Are you this guy? This is you?

Is this you? This is you? No. I think that's your... I think that's my clarna. Is that... Yeah, probably. Give me your Amazon.

Okay. Amazon? You want me to take it to orders? Yeah. Okay. Show me your Amazon. Amazon. Thank you.

They are an Android household. I fucking saw it. Two things in the car. Let's see. That means it. nothing of me. It's cool. Shut up.

You have a girl. Okay, maybe you guys are made for each other. My goodness. I just, I don't understand. Why'd you want? Let's go back to your absolute dream. Okay. High school.

Why did you want her so bad? What was like, where are you fucking going? So I'm going to give you a general or genuine answer. No bullshit. Why would you bullshit me? Because I've been me the whole time. So. He's been me the whole time?

So be you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm being me. So I really was into her in high school because we shared a lot of general interest that I didn't really have in common with a lot of people. Her knowledge on like retro gaming stuff was she was the one other person who could really go toe to toe with me on it. We agreed on a lot of philosophies and whatnot.

And I'd like to think we still have the same outlook on life. What is that? I need to know. What are people like you even believing these days? Is that a broad question or? Outlook of life. Okay. Don't be a f***ic dick.

I mean. That's pretty. You think of a dick, but I have to, but that's my show. Yeah. Fair enough. Also, the cheating thing, not great, lying, not good. Continue. You're breaking your policy.

Continue. What's your outlook? That is pretty policy breaking. I mean, just in general, like, love your life how you want. We're not all here for a long time, but a fun time. You guys have a very unique outlook. You're right.

No one else believes those things. Don't be a dick and live life. Okay. You would have never met anyone else who thought that. I don't know. Politics? I don't like doing politics. It just gets fucking money.

You don't have beliefs? Sorry, I don't like discussing politics in general. They get money in. We're not going to discuss to say what your beliefs are. Perfect. Just what I believe in. What are your beliefs?

Core, core. Okay, core beliefs. I think taxes are fair to a certain extent as long as they're not ridiculous. I want to keep my fucking gun. Don't take away my line. That's all. Shit, he's more libertarian,

but he seems like, Braddock left is millennial. I'm so confused. Is that libertarian? Yeah. Oh, okay. Is that anti-government? Like, well, you don't even know

where your political beliefs are? I just consider myself independent. I don't like picking a fucking side, to be honest. I don't think we're educated enough to have an opinion. No, that's a good, That's a formulation. Keep that and don't vote. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Yeah, you're buying a lot of kids' things. You have a kid? No, but it's for my nephew's birthday. He just turned two. I don't even care about this anymore. He's just turned two.

Oh, we honest. It's just a lot of houses. That was quick. Oh. Ticket master. Ticket master. Okay, ticket master. We just saw.

Mom for and sons of monsters and men. They need a money. We had to see him. Oh. That was so good. That was a fun concert. That was so fun. Oh my gosh, he killed it.

Reddit. You should have seen his poster. You are right. I like him as a... I think I like a visit. I don't know. I mean, he texted a couple times. He almost came on the show.

Like, I have nothing against him, but you guys are just... Why are you the most stereotypical people ever? Like the whitest kids? Okay. He didn't say... Oh, fair enough. Also, some of that is probably ever clear.

I direct... Oh, yeah. I buy direct classes. that's fine. Listen, that's not the issue. The issue is... Is that where you got these from? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, the glasses. That's what she got from the glasses place. Thank you. Okay. $93.89 is your minimum there. $250. $73 is your payment. Very durable calculator.

Shut up. Fair enough. Thank you, Vernon. I appreciate you. That's... You are my translator here, because that's exactly what I was thinking. That's exactly what I was thinking.

You can also translate my desire to kick his ass if you ever feel like it. I think that's pretty straightforward. Yes, I would just like to see it happen. Yes, sir. I did not say that. I did not think that. No, you thought it. Okay, a car, I think, is what I'm seeing here.

Yeah. Of $20,000. It was a $20,000 car. Oh, okay. So it's my turn. Yes, it is a Toyota Camry. I see. So 2021.

It's not been your turn to this entire episode. No. You've been speaking the entire time. Yes. You're retarded. You're Toyota Camry. Yes. How do you feel about the word?

I don't give a shit. Words are words, man. Yeah, he did. No, okay, okay. You can call me the most shit you really want. The end of the day, I could really give a shit how you feel about me. What I care about. You could give a shit?

No, I don't give a shit. Oh, sorry. I could not give a shit about how you really feel. as long as you're just honest with it. You can call me the most f*** up shit to my face and I'll shake your hand afterwards. I'm not touching you. Yeah, I don't blame you.

I wash my hands that after I piss, so don't worry. So you should blame me then. About, wait. What? Why do you think about washing my hands out clean? Then, you know, why, like, wouldn't he want to shake your hand? Yeah. It doesn't have to shake my f***ing.

Okay. The end of the day. But I'll go out and offer you a handshake. No, no. Well, there you go. See? I love you. So, yeah, about the car.

Pretty much what happened with that is I got a... Why do you keep saying that you love me? Well, him. I desire touch. You don't have to be with him. You really don't. There are apparently not a small town. Lots of other people you went to high school with if that's the requirement.

There's a lot of gross people there. Example A. I'm from Snohomish at that. Yeah, okay, I'll take that. So, yeah, I got the... What the fuck did you just say? I got the car. No, what did you do?

say that wasn't English. Yeah, it wasn't going to make sense. Well, actually, I'm from Snoholish. That's what she said. A different town? Yeah. Like, we care? No.

Oh, my, dude. So should I go into the car or do you want to just? Yes, please. Okay, cool. So I had a high end day, Alantra. It was 2016, a couple years back. That got totaled. It wasn't my fault.

Carers Park, someone backed into it, knocked it 10 feet. So the insurance policy I had because it was full coverage. Enterprise gave me a loaner. It was the same car I have now. I love that car. Great.

And reliable. I went to Enterprise then. Put a, or I got it on a zero down loan because I didn't have the money at the time and still paying it off. Why'd you have to say all that to say you got a zero down loan car? I'm just Lord dumping, man. I mean, what do you want me to do you think? To tell you about my current car now, do I have to tell you about my first car I got from my fucking family? I would have asked how you got it.

to be fair. It wouldn't have starting back with my previous cars. I would have just said I went to the dealership and purchased. Is this the part where you translate for him or? Shut up. Thank you. I don't think that car is worth it. It actually is.

It's worth 19,000. You own 19,800. So what I would actually do is sell it and borrow 11,000 hours, get a 10,000 in our car, use the one and pay it off. I do want a truck. But honestly, I don't give a, can I? I don't care for what it's worth. This actually sucks the feel. And I think I felt it counted on one hand in the...

How many episodes have we uploaded? Over 500? And I can count on one hand, people that like, hey, you can do that, but if you don't, like, I don't give a... I just don't care if it doesn't work. It's just like, I care about you because you're a person. Unfortunately, you're not. Yeah.

So it's just like... Okay, you got it. 8%. Sex for you, man. Yes. Do something with that. I don't know. I think I got it at 6.30 credit.

I don't care. Is that another story? I don't. Please don't tell me. No, just comment. When I ask your credit score, is it going to be what your first credit score ever was when you first saw it? Sorry, I'm being mean.

Okay. I got to stop, Colton, I'm being mean. I'm sorry, please. Shit, keep going, man. I'm being rude. Please, Lindsay, Mika. Everyone, audience. I'm sorry.

I'm not trying to. You don't know. If, go to, go to like, a, like, I am a nerd. I am a nerd. I like going to like the board game places that you can play things. I like that. That's fun. But just go to one, find the most millennial-looking individuals

sit across from him for an hour or 30 minutes, which is what I've done right now, and you will understand the feeling that I'm having. I'll play Yu-Gi-O. Staples Preferred Business Membership, built for busy business owners, because you've got bigger things to think about. With Staples Preferred, get-free delivery.

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Okay, that is what savings is for. I can appreciate that. But checking went down from 2,400 to 546. And you're getting Mexican food. Steam purchase. Bullshay. You're going to a gas station, get into bullshit? What are you going to the gas station, get into bullshit?

Probably a Celsius. Yeah, you are. Okay. Brandon was already looking. He knows what's coming. Right on cue. Right on cue. They're good.

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I might sneak one to you afterwards. Okay. You get nothing. I'll look away. I appreciate it. Okay. Blazing paddles. Blazing paddles.

Blazing paddles. You can say it again, too, if you want. Oh. Blazing paddles. No, not you. I don't know what that is, honestly. He spent $34 there I couldn't tell you

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You are a gem I thought it though too Eh Depending on your views How did you Oh my mom was on math When she had me Oh

Yeah Yeah Collective yeah Yeah See now it makes sense Yeah. Yeah. Ice was crazy in Hawaii.

Let's move on. To get him more bullshit and telling him money and getting more bullshit and half-priced books. Oh, that's where you're going and making out with your ex. That's great.

And going and getting some bullshit, get into bullshit. McDonald's, getting some bullshit. Foh, getting some fah. Razzles. Good fah. Razzles for $128. Razzles.

Razzles. Did we go to razzles? What's rassles? What is razzle. It's like, yeah. Well, you. Oh, that was the night we had our big fight. Parking.

Cookies, I think. Oh, that's where you confess to being a criminal, which we'll never know more about. It looks likely worse than it is. Hopefully, except with you, maybe not. Maybe it is worse than it looks. Spencer's Gifts. Fantastic.

Bullshit. Susie. Okay, bullshit, bullshit. Listen, you're spending a lot of money on Bulletin. It's just so much money. It's so stupid. I'm just kind of fucking done. Like, I don't, I don't care.

I don't like, I don't like you guys. I mean, you're okay. I really don't like you. Fair statement. Am I, can I, okay, I need a vote because I'm going to be actually mean for a second. I need to vote whether or not it should actually be mean. Because I'm one of those people that doesn't have a filter,

but I'm actually filtering myself right now, which is weird and I don't like it, so I want permission. Raise your hand if I should be very mean. You have a vessel. I'm okay. Two out of three. Okay, fuck! Three out of three. Yeah, it was two out of five, then it became three.

Okay, so I got the majority support to be mean. I just want to know what it feels like on the side because I just, I would like to just know. Listen, again, I'm all ears. Aaron, if you could just confess, you were surrounded by one, two, three, four, five, six. How does it feel to be surrounded by a room of people that legitimately look down on you and don't like you,

which no other guests in this show has ever experienced? How does it feel to actually be hated by everyone in this room right now? I don't really give a shit. Really? Yeah. Everyone's got views, man. This isn't views. This is just your personality that,

people have witnessed, and everyone's been sighing and moaning for an hour and 31 minutes and shaking their heads. And, I mean, no one in here, not even you, obviously has to like me. I don't care. I'm just asking how it feels. Nothing, no impact? Neutral. Are you sure you can't reflect on it?

No. And try to just like be... I reflect on it later for sure. But like right now, just in the moment, I don't really care. But anything, I feel like I have to take a piss, but, you know. I know. We'll get there. We'll get there.

We'll let you drain it. Thank you. drain the main vein. What are you going to say? It's a floater. You're going to say that next? No, that's a good one. Oh.

Not really. You said it. Oh, okay. I was asking if you're going to do that next. Is this Navy? Locking in. Yes, that's mine. Wow.

You're spending a lot of money on bullshit. And honestly, keep doing that. Fair enough. I don't care. Cool. Good luck. It's bullshit. It's fucking up his entire life.

Do any of us give a shit? I don't think so. It's bullshit. It's bullshit. It's bullshit. It's bullshit. ship. Okay. Hammer financial score, um, go take a piss and go fuck off. And I cannot wait for the poster to be done so I'd never have to see you again. Oh, like that's your hammer financial score.

Go fuck yourself. Can I go pee? That's, that's actually a request. Please never be in front of me. Um, ever again. Oh, he's tripping. He can't even stand. His ponytail's out of the way. His ass cry is out. We're actually going for a second. I know it was. This is pathetic. Please, please, please, please. Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Lindsay. Lindsay. Can you please just come sit here for a second? If you may. Colton, can you just come here for a little bit? Can you just share this mic with me?

Fine, thank you. Please sit down for a second. I'm not, maybe just being a fan. Can you, it is. Should she leave him? How are you feeling? Yes, you should, but how are you feeling? But you know what's going to happen during the moment.

Oh. Oh. Yeah. Wait. Oh. What's not? Yeah. Oh.

What's happening in the post show? Yeah. I don't. I do. Okay, but before that, before that, ladies and gentlemen, I just need to know,

should she leave him? Listen, despite looking like... I know too much information. I know too much. Despite looking like a bee finished on your chest, you have a lot of really redeeming qualities. Okay. Guys,

I'm talking about just for the sake of her. Oh, in the post show. Okay, well, he's not in here. In the post shows, she's going to... Pop, what's happening? Um... Should we say it? Yeah.

I was going to propose. I was going to give him a ring. So this is, this is the moment. This is the moment where we can, this is the moment where we can stop an actual mistake from happening. Please, Lindsay, girl to girl. Okay. Here's the thing, five months is too soon.

And also, please don't do it. Five years is too soon. With this man. I would give it some more time. With this man. I think you're caught up in the moment. Also, I understand that. ending one relationship, getting into another relationship can feel healing.

You need more time. You're married? Yeah. Still, legally. Legally. Well, I was planning on like a long engagement. I've met abusive partners that are better than this man. Here's a thing.

Now I feel nervous. Wait, are you going to do it? Oh, I don't... I am heavily advocating for not being with this guy. He is the most cringe individual of I've ever met, and he's miserable to being around. Being around. I'm so happy he is taking a piss right now. Now I feel like I need one.

Oh, my goodness. Okay. Okay. What's to say? Because I think people are trying to be a little nice right now. And that's okay? Just can we just say to raise your hand if you think she should not be with him. I'm going to close.

I'm not raising my hand. I think you should wait. It's just me and Brandon. Okay. That's split down the middle. Well, I think Mika raises his hand too. You're a part of this. You want to come over here?

Okay. I think you should wait. I think you should wait to propose. I personally, he's not my flavor. Mm-hmm. I think he's... I'm being very kind. I think he's obnoxious, yes.

But from a casting standpoint, I 100%. The producers love people that I hate, so that's why they get it weighs their hands. Somebody that's going to yop on camera, yes. They have to be nice. No, I just, I see things differently. Yeah. That's all.

I just think it's too soon Well, ladies and gentlemen, well it happened Will it not happen? You'll literally find out if you go and join Hammer Elite right now Because the ring is really good. You got him a ring Yeah.

I'll see you there. I'm stressed out right now. I don't know. Why are you stressed? Well, this is your moment. Stacey, is he like this in real life? Does he feel the need to fill every bit of silence? Is that alright if I take a second?

Yeah. Okay. Of course. Whoa, what's up? Oh, no, I just need a moment. That's a really nice way of her saying, fuck yourself, dude. You hold on to her with your f*** up to your life.

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