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I believe in Uganda. I'm fully bullish on it.
And it's set because we have the right context.
We're with the first family Uganda, so the president's daughter.
How much did you put it into this?
That one, it was $705K.
You personally?
Yeah, me personally.
It is an ineffective government.
Everyone's all up in the minds in Africa.
No one's willing to invest in this one, not even China.
China's actually very heavily involved in Africa.
In your mind!
You dumb?
I refuse to your business in America, is the point.
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Hey, I'm Eli.
I'm from New Orleans and I'm on financial audit.
And we're here.
I'm here to say that one more cut.
Are you here?
Yeah.
And you're 29, right?
I'm Eli.
I'm 29.
I live in Norlands.
We're doing it again.
And I'm on a financial audit.
And we are here now and I'm going to say that I live in New Orleans.
Okay.
Yes.
We know you live in New.
I refuse.
Yeah.
I refuse to your business in America.
That's the point.
There's no point.
There's so much of blue tape.
I mean red tape.
Okay, Eli, thanks for coming on.
Something about doing business.
I'm glad, are you a business owner?
I'm asking, usually I ask, what do people do for a living?
Are you telling me you're a business owner?
So I'm a software engineer by trade for eight plus years.
I don't know.
What does this have to do with red tape?
Because it plays into the whole idea of taking funding from those companies and investing into
serial entrepreneurship.
Okay, software engineer in New Orleans.
Very good.
Not the highest cost of living area, declining city population-wise.
Exactly.
even before Katrina, but Katrina really emphasized it.
So it shouldn't be that hard to live there in software engineer.
However, we once did a thing called Fat Stack Week.
You would fit in Fat Stack Week, as this is what we call it as a fat stack.
What is going on?
How much do you make?
How much do you make?
Sure.
So I make $8,000 after tax.
$8,000.
Yeah, monthly.
It's incredible.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, what's spicy up even more.
I'm actually deferring to taxes right now.
I'm getting $10,000 a month.
Why?
Because of the current financial situation I'm in and also just the cost of business expenses.
The current financial situation you'll be in come six months, seven months, eight months, max.
Well, yeah, we have a doomsday clock ticking here for next tax season, right?
But I'm the type of guy.
I like my back to the wall.
And that's where really the fight comes in.
You're like your back against the wall.
Yep.
Rocking a hard place.
That's how we want to live our entire financial situation.
Yeah, it works.
Especially when you're in your 20s,
I think that's really good as a 20-year-old
and your 20s to really full throttle it,
high risk, high reward.
49, I thought.
Yeah, 29, mm-hmm.
That's just okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, for a second, you're still in your 20s.
For a second, yeah, two more months.
Contact season and won't be a back against the wall.
It'll be taking paid back shots against the wall
in order to make that bill do.
Yeah, well, we have a plan that we will.
We have a plan.
Yeah, we have a plan that's going to work before.
Let's help but let's educate me on the plan then.
I would love to become educated, Eli.
Yeah, sure.
So I'm actually one of the co-owners of a gold mine in Uganda.
What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Actually.
No, actually.
Actually, and I can break it down for you too.
It makes sense.
If we talk through it and by the end of this, you're going to understand and see that this is a way to go.
Co-owner, what's your share?
So my share is 10% in the mine itself and 5% minimum.
rights of the actual lands that we would take minerals from.
I'm sure people are going to be so happy about this, and that is not controversial at all.
They're going to love it, you know, because like I said, there's so much red tape in America.
I don't want to do business here anymore.
You need to look at emerging economies.
What business have you done in America?
I have, like the COVID testing era.
When we had, everybody was getting COVID test, I mean, if you guys built like a software
engineering app that was for COVID testing, right?
A software engineering app.
Yeah, well, you would engineer it software-wise.
we didn't pay for software engineers.
We built it ourselves in six months.
And then when it was released,
people would get their finger-pricked blood test
and then the results would be on the actual app itself.
Okay, Theranos 2.0 worked really well the first time.
Yeah, it went well, actually.
We partnered with an actual doctor.
They had an actual medical license.
Why your mega-millionaire?
Yeah, well, what happened was my business partner.
Wet tape?
Was it the tape that was colored red?
No, it was not the red tape this time.
It was a guy in the business site.
Before I learned the business world, really, that took advantage.
Treat us like Indian software engineers for contract, right?
That we didn't know what was going on, which we didn't.
He made an agreement with a doctor saying, we give you a larger share if you cover all the fees for the nurses, things like that.
Come to find out down the road, we were paying it.
Our side of our company just paying those fees.
And so we never broke even.
We made a good amount of money from that, but it all went to pay the debt that he took out.
How much did he take out?
Like $25,000.
So he only made $20.
Your successful business was he only made $25,000.
That was what he took out as a loan and they had to take care of it.
And what is the say to this company today?
The test is not as big.
It still exists, but he now is running it as a slightly different name.
Do you own?
Yeah, I have 9% shares in it still.
9%? Is it making money?
We don't know right now because, again, he said...
You don't know.
Yeah, well, this is why.
So the reason why is that the original LLC has been disbanded or ended, correct?
And he created another one called...
which is slightly different.
And so I'm not sure the legality of that one day.
You know, it's like, can you slightly change?
No, because I don't have the funds for that right now.
I'm kind of in other endeavors at the moment.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, we're going to backtrack to that one.
No, well, no, I'm going to go where I want to go in this conversation, but I appreciate it.
I mean, as myself, one day after we finished the gold operation, I'm going to backtrack to him.
Cold operation.
Exactly, exactly.
What is this gold thing?
Okay.
I have to know.
Yeah, I'll break it down for you.
Break it down for me.
I'll break it down. So anyway, I'm from New Orleans.
Well, my longtime friends from there, it's from Norlands too. Let a pen out here.
African American, right? He did his ancestry test and found the tribes that he was from in Africa, right?
So for several years, he was going ahead and, you know, doing philanthropic work, investing in the communities.
Long story short, we're in Uganda. We have a really...
You were in Uganda?
He was in Uganda. He went to Uganda. He spent probably the past six months of the last year there.
again, working with one of the mine owners
who's a Ugandan guy, and
also making lots of networking connections there,
right? And so when it came time,
we have this mine there, but we need
obviously investments to get the operations going.
There's lithium, all kind of other
minerals besides gold in there, correct?
Benorich continent. Is that a proven
mine? Yes, the Chinese actually
came like two years ago, and they did a whole
technical report on the mine. And if it was
great, they would be mining. Yeah,
they were asked for the Chinese who wanted to buy for two to three
million, they said no, because that's really undershooting the value of it. If you have lithium...
So you're buying for hire with your huge net worth that is substantial when you're not even paying
taxes? This is a strategy. Yeah, the strategy. So you can do consignment, meaning there's other people
who have gold in Africa that I don't have the money or funds to get it out of the country, right? So that's
where we come in. We have the export license, the mineral rights license, all of that to export their gold for
them. Okay. And so with the profit of that, what we would do is then go ahead and start renting the equipment
to do our own mining.
So you have gotten profits from that?
Not yet.
Of course not.
It's been about a year and a half.
It's a very complicated.
Of course it has.
It's very complicated.
And what is the very complicated?
I'm sure it is.
Okay.
So we did an actual export round.
We had an investor that stepped in.
He's like, hey, I'll cover you guys.
And an investor for an investor.
This is about the third line of investment in order to you get the funds
in order to start mining and a mine that you hope exists.
Yeah.
It's a start, right?
You babysps.
You build it up, especially Africa.
Yep, yep.
So anyway.
Especially Africa.
Yeah, of course.
but I think people really look down to Africa a lot
and as emerging economy, there's so much potential there
and I think people look too much in the U.S.
as, yeah, there's investment vehicles in the U.S.,
but if you're looking for higher returns.
Higher returns, riskier returns,
much more volatile countries in terms of
does that leadership exist in the next 10 years?
Yeah, high risk, higher reward.
Where does the newest country exist on the African continent?
Right, but Uganda is a very long term
and more stable compared to obviously Congo and other places.
Sure, but I am saying there's a reason why many people
pick safer investments. It's not saying it's a bad con and by any means, but emerging comes with
emerging difficulties. Exactly. But we're not scared of those difficulties and we're taking them head on.
Of course not. Why would we be scared of any kind of risk? Because we have absolutely unlimited
tolerance because everything's worked out so successfully on what you've done your entire life.
Like they say, let them cook, right? Let them cook. We're cooking. That's what they say? Yeah,
let them cook. The recipe's almost done. The dish is almost served. Yeah. We're almost here.
Okay. The expert thing, which is you need an investment for the expert thing in order to be able to fund the
actual usage of the mind.
Exactly.
Not even that has worked at the beginning, so nothing's cooking.
So this is what happened.
Well, we did cook.
We're about halfway through 75% of cooking, right?
Halfway through 75%.
Yeah, so an investor met us in New Orleans, right?
And we sat down and said, sure, I'm going to go ahead and cover all the fees, everything.
My partner flew to Uganda.
When he arrives to Uganda, the investor's like, I'm sorry, actually, my financial advisors
tell me it's too risky.
I'm not going to do it.
Almost like it's an emerging economy.
and this thing is not 100% proven.
But you should follow your word.
If you say yes and you have a guy fly all away to Africa.
I agree with following the word.
I think if someone's putting it up likely millions,
yeah, they probably want what is considered a more proven return on investment.
So this is just for the export some gold.
So in Uganda, it's 7% fee to do export taxes for gold.
So 10% times the price of gold at that time,
Boolean to be specific, right?
So let's say right now the gold price is 100K,
which is not too far from that per KG.
That would be, say, for five bars,
35K. At the time, we were doing 15KG. So my partner's in Uganda, now does have the money, so I step in.
I feel extra confident that it has been under an authoritarian regime since 1986.
Yep, very confident.
Yeah, authoritarian regimes in Africa, certainly never known for coups.
Hey, people in China, authoritarian regime, they still do business there too. They take the risk.
There's a lot of countries.
That's been proven for multiple decades now, though.
Multiple decades now. It's not an icon and with endless coups left to the heart.
have time to make the return.
If it's already been proven, it's already too late, right?
You need to go to areas where investors won't go as much.
I mean, look at all the great commie dealers and stuff in the past, all these big companies.
Vietnam's much more stable, and that's an emerging economy.
Right, but Africa is a different level of extreme of returns.
Extreme of risk.
Exactly.
Okay, how many of your investments, your little businesses have actually played off?
Because, again, I would suggest that much because this usually suggests your...
Yeah.
So what has actually worked, big successful guy?
So we actually did able to get the gold out of Uganda.
Besides the gold, why have you done that has been successful?
Nothing yet.
We're still working on it.
So I absolutely have no trust in anything you're saying in terms of the return on investment that you can have.
Exactly.
You got to work on first.
You know, try different things.
And that's why I did for several years.
And now we're on this one.
And I have proven I was able to get the gold out of Uganda.
I put my own money up.
The problem was the buyer, which we flew to Turkey to meet him personally, was rushing the gold delivery.
So last minute, we're like, all right, this is the only route went through Kenya, which is going Dubai to Turkey, right?
Well, when it got to Kenya, it got seized up in customs.
And so there's 1.5 million bar.
I would never invest in an economy that is relying on 42% of their economy being from oil.
Oil.
Well, gold reserves there are huge.
And our mine is near the border of Congo.
So the parks for million are like 0.30 very high.
And so just when we start digging, it's going to be a really massive one.
now when they're doing artisanal type mining, I mean, they're getting one to two KGs every few
weeks. And as it's from artisanal from people in the area using shovels.
Sorry, 42% live in poverty. I had the wrong statistic there. But yeah. But again, it's
no, their oil is not even fully online. What? Yeah. Again, we're talking about gold here.
We're not talking about it. Oh, and yeah, but they've been trying to get their oil economy
online for a long time now and they can't even get that and you're trying to get gold out of
their good luck, dude. How much did you put into this? That one, it was,
75K.
You personally?
You personally? You put in 75,000?
Yeah, my partner is in there and Uganda waiting.
The buyers in Turkey waiting.
I'm like, these are a moment.
Yeah, waiting, waiting, waiting forever and ever and ever.
Well, I set the money.
They went ahead and tested gold.
Everything.
By the way, I'm just going to let you know.
Yeah.
Based on knowing some successful people.
Okay.
I want successful people do with their money.
If this was a slam dunk easy,
everyone in the world would be fucking doing this and eating you alive.
And it would be worth it.
not basically have access to this.
Well, right now it's a gold seller's market.
Everybody's buying gold, Dubai, Hong Kong, Turkey, all these refineries.
You could bring it to Dubai right now.
So if it was such a good business, many successful people would be doing it and you would
not have access as easy as that.
The barrier to entry is very hard, though.
It's very difficult.
Exactly, which is why the wealthy person would be doing it and not you.
Who do you think has better connections?
Who do you think has better funds to get in there?
Well, that's the thing.
So now we have really good connections.
We are directed.
And also, if it was actually worth it, China would have.
up their offer.
We have, I mean, the Chinese, they traditionally always undercut you so cheap.
They want a good return on their investment.
Exactly.
But if it was actually worth it, they would still.
Two to three millions of insult.
That's why they was not taken.
Insult, I don't think it's a, f***le.
It's not a personal endeavor.
No, so now we have really relationships with-
And how many businesses have you tried to do at this point then?
With what?
How many businesses have you tried to do?
You opened this conversation with red tape or whatever.
Yeah.
So in the U.S., I also invested in one of my partners in a mentor,
that was doing the phone program.
You know where they were cell phones and it was like track phones?
Yeah, the little government subsidized phones.
They call them Obama phones.
You remember those?
Honestly, no.
Yeah, the government's subsidized phones for low income people.
And so you would have these agents out going to.
Did we stop this?
They still do it today.
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People just going to prick it.
Well, they still do it today because two years ago
it was going on in LA's operation.
You set up tents and you go ahead and people would go check their
Social Security.
And there's a business based on this.
How?
Yes.
So you partner with the actual companies that have the phones.
So Verizon has subsidiary companies that go ahead, give you the phones to sign up for the government offers.
And you get a certain cut back on that.
So I invested in that a couple years ago with my mentor that I met in Miami.
And that was one of my first.
Your mentor.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Absolute death.
What is your mentor?
Yeah.
So my mentor is from Columbia.
But she moved to Miami.
She was 19.
And she's very well connected in the world.
We're talking Carlos Slim, Archibachelli family.
You know Carlos, I hope you know him.
It's not ringing a bell.
It's this financial audit.
Carlos Sim was on the Forbes, like a few years back.
There's so many people on Forbes.
I don't know.
He was the richest man in the world, though, on Forbes.
Like, I don't know, was it 10, 15 years ago?
Look him up.
I don't jack off over rich people.
Okay, I know his face, though.
Yeah, exactly.
You've seen him before, right?
So he does all, Clara, the whole telecom industry in Latin America.
I don't care.
The whole banks.
Yeah, so anyway, she introduced me to him.
I went to Mexico City.
I was, you know, talking to them, getting to know them, basically just getting my face into that kind of world.
So you're Matt Carlos?
Yes, I did.
And?
And it was great.
I mean, I talked to a bit.
He said, because I was at the thing.
This is why you're an Uber successful entrepreneur.
It's about getting the knowledge back then.
I didn't have anything going at the time that could present saying, hey, invest in this.
More so, I was just following my.
Guys, we all know people like this in our lives, right?
And where do they end up?
Have we ever seen one of them be successful personally in my life?
No.
Well, this is this going to be your first.
You're going to be doing this forever.
You'll fall into pyramid schemes.
You'll fall into everything, anything quick.
I'm surprised you've even put a year and a half into this.
No, touch pyramid schemes at all.
But I'm telling you, when you're in Mexico City with Carlos Lime, his family, the Bacheli family, it's great.
You met a successful rich person once.
No.
Other times, too, other events, we go to dinners.
Meeting people doesn't mean you are going to, you're using that as, oh, I met this person.
That means that it gave you such a boosted confidence.
I was using that to validate my mentor in that, what she does and what's important.
with that. And the mentors invested in this mine? No. I'm not bringing out to her because she doesn't
see the vision for it. Yeah. Oh, you're a fucking. Because she's more in the, she's more in the
luxury in the real estate side of things. She's more in the side where she has made money and she's not
losing all her money and she wants successful. Well, I've invested in her heavily. She's still
trying to build a like luxury clothing brand site. So I'm waiting on that return.
Me. Yeah. Morons. I'm surrounded by morons. I'm surrounded by morons. Fuck me. This is a thing,
Okay.
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go to Calebhammer.com slash apply.
You can come on the show, by the way.
But fuck sake,
what am I even dealing with here?
So, okay.
Yeah, so what?
Yeah, so a few years investing her being involved.
That's why I lived in Miami for a year and a half
was to be close to those different deals
and watch everything play out.
And I saw her roll of decks of connections,
and I'm like, I want my own.
And so I've been building that for the past year and a half.
And it's worked out so well.
It will work out very well.
I know it will.
I mean, right now, I'll tell you this.
Look, we have really good context in Ghana.
girlfriend. Yes, I do. What? Yeah. Eight months. We make nine, uh, 17th for this month. Huh?
Yeah. We make nine months. Oh, July 17th. Okay. Awesome. Wonderful. Congrats. Yeah.
Why the f*** is she putting it up with this? Because she believes in me and she knows that I will get it done.
Oh no. She's never once had doubt. She's never once experienced this. She has not been surrounded by people like you.
I've told her the entire story. She knows my business. Everything involved in. I know. She just hasn't, has the example of other people like you.
you. This crashes in burns, man. This crashes in burns.
Okay, can I ask you just a question? Before we get into these finances, because there's too
many here to go through. Yeah, yeah, go for it. What the fuck is wrong with just a consistent 10%
return on your money? Because I believe in your 20s, you should really go all in full risk.
Why would I be 10% return? Because it is your best decade in your life for compound growth.
But I also have to feed you travel around the world at the time to go to Turkey, meet the
buyers, to set things up that normally you couldn't do with a family and kids. Yeah, and they almost
had a coup a few years ago, too. You're picking
great places. Yeah, I believe
in Uganda. I'm fully bullish on it.
I think the emerging economies are the best place to go
because the U.S. has so much red tape. I know a mine
owner in Wyoming in the States here, and he
came and sell his gold yet. He's waiting on environmental
permits from the government. What is the obsession with gold?
Well, yes, there is red tape. Because this is
why, look, and I saw this coming. When we went...
This is in Europe, though, man. It's so
much easier to create a business here and be successful.
Listen, I've done it. I have to jerk myself off, but look where
you are. Yeah, but that's not my passion. My
interest is in commodities, in export.
business and moving things like gold around the world. Okay, so it's red tape specifically in the only
little thing you care about, which is gold. No. I mean, in America, it's just like everything is involved
as, you know, red tape involving like in the mining industry. And I made it work. Okay, mine. So it's
only in mining. You only care about mining. That's what I want to do. That's why I know I want to make
happen. And I have the right channels. We just found and this might, yeah, if it's those
rare earth minerals, we just found one of the largest mines ever in the United States. Yeah,
but that's for other different types of minerals too. Gold, you can keep finding it, but the demand
It's so high, and you know why?
Because a de-dollarization of-
He goes focus on gold.
Okay.
Yes, I'm fully bullish, locked in on gold.
So again, let's be real.
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Where's the story in that, though, just in there, your safe 10% return, working your cute office job.
I mean, it's more scary.
The ability to retire, the ability to live a good life.
Yeah, where I've worked 40 years for some company, that's scarier than going to have to.
You could cut back.
You live in a cheap area.
You could probably do 20 years.
I'd rather make more than...
You could fire it.
No, that's like the whole boomer mentality.
You hold up, save up your money, let it get hit by inflation, squirrel it away.
By inflation.
Inflation is not 10% of the real basis.
I mean, look where we're at now.
Just people have invested all the years, like, inflation.
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Okay, inflation is like 2.5% right now.
Actually, it came in today, sorry, 2.9.
Yeah, I mean, inflation numbers in the U.S.
now are going down finally, but again...
Okay, they've been down to the last year.
Long-term trends, I'm talking about, inflation has gradually rose into dollars.
Long-term trends, it's inflation at about 3% historically.
10% now this year?
Yes.
And value?
Yeah, absolutely.
And it's going to keep going down again.
It endlessly fluctuates, but, yes.
I know it endlessly fluctuates weights.
That makes sense, of course, on central banks and interest.
Of course, yes.
We know we have historic in this country, about a 3%
that inflation rate on average if you take it across the board.
But again, average S&P 10%.
So you are getting a 7% difference there.
People are retiring.
People are making their lives actually work.
People are living purpose.
And they are actually getting to a point of success.
They are able to retire.
They are able to live a life of meaning.
Yeah, you're not guaranteed.
Okay, you put in your retirement fine by time there.
Look at people who probably retire on COVID time when everything crashed.
That was the quickest rebound we've ever had in the market.
That's incredible.
In fact, that was one of the best money-making opportunities we've ever seen in this country.
Look at the long-term fundamental direction of right.
I believe the U.S.
Okay, long-term.
We're looking at bricks, right?
Who's the replacement?
Bricks.
Bricks.
Russia, China, Brazil.
Yes, Russia, incredible economy.
Yeah, they are actually incredible.
They put the terrorists right on them and they become so self-sufficient as a country.
They move to China.
Yeah, and exactly.
They're becoming their own entity and own world thing where they're stepping away.
And China has a declining population.
The United States doesn't.
No one is immigrating to China.
So what are they going to do when they have two workers?
The world's largest population ever,
and they're all involved in Bricks in that side of the world, right?
And they're becoming one of the top economies.
So I think Bricks has moved forward,
even trying to move away from the petrol dollar.
And overall, I think the dollars use as the world's currency
that everybody uses will be diminishing over time.
So who's replacing their world's reserves currency?
The Bricks is going to do it.
So Russia is using their...
Okay, but what actual currency?
China has their currency, for example.
Again, it's a very controlled central government.
Yeah, I mean, it's a lot of people...
We're not, and people won't even invest in the markets in China, man.
And it's just, no one's willing to do that where the government would prioritize their specific country over the investment that you're making.
So no one's willing to actually invest their money in there as much.
People are willing to put their businesses there for sure in terms of manufacturing, for sure.
But we do know for an absolute fact that they have a declining population.
And it's going to be two workers to support one retiree in a matter of decades.
And that is not sustainable economy.
Europe's population is declining at a whole.
below. They can't even like scientifically return from that.
No, no, no. Europe in the United States
that is a declining birthright, but we are having
immigration that is replacing it. Right.
So we have workers to replace. China does not.
But that's destroying Europe. Look at Europe now.
I mean... Okay, this is not the conversation.
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This is not the conversation.
To bring it back is that.
that gold is the future.
They're getting rid of their U.S. dollar reserves
and stacking up as gold.
And your mind is so successful.
It will be, yes.
Again, when we get things moving,
it's so easy to sell it.
I mean, you go to do buy to any refinery.
So easy, which is why, again, no one else invested in this.
It's only been a year and a half.
No one else is invested in this.
Great businesses take time.
No one else is invested in this.
There are other people obviously.
No successful people have invested into this.
If this was an easy gold mine,
people would be all up in it that are successful.
Again, they don't see the vision.
They don't see the vision.
They don't see the vision behind it.
No, they see making money.
Mm-hmm.
And they have proven returns of investment.
I understand the doom and gloom.
It's easy to be very doom and gloom.
And no, not everything's perfect.
No, I mean, it's a risk on an environment now, of course,
but you look at long-term trends here.
Long-term trends, I'd say gold is going to be the move.
It's going to be, if you have a business, you have a gold mine,
that's going to be the direction to be in.
Big guy, what's your financial score is zero to ten?
I could give a fuck about that part of the conversation.
My financial score.
I care about your finances.
I could give a fuck about that.
I'll tell you one day, you're going to see maybe a month.
I don't give a f-month or two.
About this conversation.
This is not financial audit, you dumb.
You're not running the conversation.
Tell me your score is zero to ten.
Rate myself right now.
Yes.
Okay.
Wait five minutes, an answer.
Yes, now.
Right now, the current stance, I will give it like a two.
It's abysmal right now, yes.
And you're doing absolutely nothing that has a proven return on investment that would actually
benefit you.
Well done.
I am not anti-fri-gold either, but you're making me sound like I'm so anti-anour.
right? And so pro, everything's going to grow forever.
But you're just, you're so
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I mean,
they're telling me that when you were talking to them,
you legitimately believe that all of your problems
that we have here are going to be solved
in the next month or two when business hits.
Yeah.
And this is why I know actually today,
my partner is being an investor in New Orleans
and he's going to fly to Uganda.
Good.
Got their investor that we're meeting.
We've never done that.
And they're flying to Uganda together
with the cash to buy 5Ks,
fly to Turkey, sell it to our buyer there,
and it's done.
And it's set because we have the right context.
We're with the first family of Uganda, so the president's daughter.
We have the nephew they were connected to, the Ministry of Minds.
We have LOIs from the public office, Uganda, saying they support us now.
And so now that we have everything lined up, a year or half of, yes, lessons,
tough lessons, but I call that tuition, right?
We've learned we become masters of our trade.
He's going back there with the right contacts and knocked us out the park.
And when that happens, all is just wiped away.
All is just wiped away.
But in the meantime, I'm trying to start the bleeding.
Stop the bleeding.
How many people do we?
We know in our lives that are like this ladies and gentlemen.
I'm sorry.
I just just, I've seen people.
I'd rather be that than the opposite be like, oh, I'll never make it.
Successful.
This will be successful.
This is success.
Chasing your dream, your vision, no matter what.
No, no, not no matter what.
That is fucking moronic statement.
Chasing your dream no matter what.
No, we need to be willing to stand up and tell people their dreams are dumb.
This one here is not because of the direction and the logistical things that make sense.
Obviously, if you're, look, yeah, dumb if you're talking about your dream for five years and you do
nothing. As so many friends that I talk about, I want to do this.
Or do that. Your dream is an unproven, moronic thing.
This is what you're dealing with sketchy motherf-
But we, I moved gold out of Uganda. We have contacts to political family there.
Oh, this guy's so annoying to listen to.
We have lots of things lined up for success. It's not just a pipe dream.
Don't use the word logical. Nothing you've done here.
I mean, when you have support from the government, you have people lined up winning
for you to come back and export. Yes, an authoritarian regime. Absolutely. You have that
42% live in poverty. They've been trying to get their oil industry going
forever. They cannot get that offline. It is an ineffective government. Everyone's all up in the
minds in Africa. No one's willing to invest in this one, not even China. You have no idea what the
talking about you. China's actually very heavily involved in Africa. In your mind.
Many people, you dumb.
They do it on many different places. China's all over. Platinum card. Yes. What's going on
with this card? Yeah, the platinum card. So, I mean, it's an AMX card and I got it for, I mean, years
ago for the point game, right? I mean, of course, you know the point game, flights. The point game.
He travels five times.
Here he goes.
Here he goes, guys.
There's absolute logic that is involved with his mind where he's able to speak on it.
And he's so confident on it.
And he makes it sound all well.
Now he's going to say it with points as well, which is completely defines what this guy is.
I even knew what the gold operation was.
This was years ago when I just wanted to get some cards.
You know, at that time, I didn't have much.
I can not wait to see you in 20 years, man.
And you're a poor girlfriend.
You'll see me in a couple months.
Very wealthy, very successful.
Absolutely will not.
Well, I'll be excited for that follow.
up.
I will not be.
Okay, so you've had this for how long?
I've had this one since pre-pandemic
made it 2017 right after college.
For the points game.
Just like for the gold game,
he's doing now,
which is why he's holding
endless balances on this
and having endless interest of crew
completely negating any kind of points
you would ever get.
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What's the limit on here?
Because you're at on a points game card that is accruing interest because he's really good at business strategy.
He knows everything he's talking about and does everything super successfully.
$11,343.75.
Nothing is more dangerous than someone that is well.
spoken on a subject they are passionate about that they are complete morons on.
The debt from that came from my prior involvement of my business mentor in Miami.
Yeah, that was even the gold.
Now, what was that prior involvement with this business mentor?
Again, I mentioned the phone program, the luxury clove things.
Yeah.
Oh, you are going to die in poverty.
This is going to be incredible.
And I wish I would invest.
I wish I would invest it more and what I'm doing now than what I'd done with her back
then because I'm like, if I had that capital now.
I'll tell you regret this in a couple years and hopefully you actually learn
your last send and just invest in things that have a proven return on investment 1,000 you
just became my new motivation here to succeed i hope so man i hope so prove me wrong i can't wait i'm
excited actually now this is going to be great 1,681 dollars and 43 cents and minimumity payments
you are lucky of a strong income what is your job going to think when they see they have a lunatic
working for them no that's not their business so they'll be watching this what i mean they're watching is my job
Yes.
No.
Who's they?
Who's they going to be watching this?
The people who employ you?
Okay.
I could care less.
At the end of day, I'm doing good work,
and what I have financially is not affect my work.
I get a little nervous if I had a complete fucking moron.
I've been with them over three years now, and I'm one of the best ones there.
Oh, three years, everyone.
And I know just, yep, we know your personality.
We know you think you're one of the best ones.
You always do.
Yep.
What are you thinking of them now?
Why the fuck someone keep you around?
Hey, good work, gets it done, and at end of the day, that's what matters most, right?
To a point. To a point.
I mean, no one's on my team like, oh, no, he has all this debt.
But then the code he writes is really good.
It's your sanity.
The way you speak on things, man.
I'm able to keep things compartmentalized in different boxes.
I really hope so.
Of course.
And I hope so, because I don't want you to get fired either.
I'm not even suggesting that.
Of course.
I'm just like, dude, you look like a lunatic.
Well, at the end of day, the work I do speaks for herself.
I'm an activist guy.
not a looks guy.
I can look all I want,
but the results will speak for themselves.
And in terms of soft enduring,
I had a good career.
This $1,681 is a dramatically high
minimum fee payment
when you're bringing in 8,000 hours a month
on just one card alone.
This is one card out of so many cards
that we were talking about, my guy.
Let's keep going.
Huh?
I said, let's keep going.
That's just a start.
Yeah, that's what I was doing.
Yeah.
Pull, $1,136.
Not interest,
of new charges were in the pay and full.
pay over time and or cash advances with $780, much more than you put towards it, of course.
And that had $145 of interest accruing, creating a substantially high minimum monthly balance on that.
Then there's the plan balance, which you plan fees, $62 and small payment there.
But that was just your minimum monthly payment.
Crazy man.
What the fuck are you doing?
why are you spending $1,900, $16 on this card?
So between the Amex platinum and the Amex gold are my just everyday use cards.
Like those are ones I use for my expenses.
But you're the points game, just like you're in the gold game now.
Just like you'll be in some other fucking in here.
Why use some like the quick silver card when I get...
You're losing interest down here.
It's getting completely negated.
You're not mathematically making this work.
I mean, either way, I have certain things I have to pay.
What do you make next month in your gold?
next month.
I mean, if we close this deal,
I mean,
$100K commission.
If we close this deal.
Yep.
I mean,
nothing's guaranteed
in business.
That's always,
you know,
that's called fraud.
If you say,
I guarantee you this result,
right?
That's a good hedge.
Yeah.
It's a good hedge.
Nothing's guaranteed.
Nothing's guaranteed.
It's a good, my guy.
Appreciate it.
It's going to make you look real good.
Thank you.
Okay.
And when do you expect to know for a fact?
So,
they're meeting today.
Actually,
during this meeting,
they're also meeting there.
He's already verbally said he's sending over 115k
for the deal.
and so by end of the month they are flying to Uganda to pick up a gold.
So we'll know in August.
Before I'm 30, this deal will be closed.
Before I'm 30.
What day?
I want to hold you to this.
We don't have a specific day.
Of course not.
Well, you want to set a date then?
Because he said July 23rd is when he's free, the investor, to fly to Uganda.
Okay.
The day you should expect your pay.
Okay.
The day I should expect my pay would be we set August 20th.
You set a reminder?
August 20th.
August 20th.
Let's follow.
up and we need to vet it. I want to see screenshots of everything. Let's do it. Let's vet it.
Good luck. But doesn't all that money have to go into the equipment, even if you do get paid out, which?
So this is our strategy. When we get that amount there, obviously, some will disperse ourselves because we invested so much to cut back on interest. And then from the rest, we'll get more shipments. We'll go back and forth. And we have an investor who's as a Harry.
You told me you needed to buy equipment. Yeah, but we have an investor that's in a state. There's so many investors in this guy. But this one, you're out. This one. This one. You're out. This
one here has a condition. He says, when I see you guys deliver gold successfully, I will put a large
amounts for you guys to begin mining. So when we document court us going to Turkey and delivering
this gold, he will put in a large amounts of capital until we do full scale mining.
Large amount. I mean, talking at least like $300,000 to $500,000 is why he's agreed to.
Yes. Yes, he will put a large amount into this operation. Once he sees us, yeah, we just need
deliver five bars. He just needs proof, proof of concept. And that's what we're doing, proof of concept.
course careers can you please create a certification on not being an absolute moron so i can gift it to this guy
great one also for a gold trade too so people can get in the game i'm not even against gold is an actual
idea this is just what you're doing so it's insane literally insane and your confidence is crazy
this hubris i mean would you rather have over confidence or under confidence if you would have
overconfidence no confidence in something that is proven how about that would be much better
proven no not this one well again follow up
Let's see what you purchased on.
Okay.
Apple, Bill, Amazon, Amazon, Apple, Amazon, Amazon, Amazon, Prime, D1 training, Netflix, Momentous, Amazon,
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Amazon, Apple Bill, Amazon, Disney Plus, Smart Credit, Seven Falls, Seven Falls,
admission, Open AI, chat GPT, electric and Ook, Mac.
Electric, it's a restaurant, it looks like.
Royal George Rafting, Royal George Rafting.
Spotify, sandbox, VR, Apple bill.
And we had plan fees, plan fees, plan fees, plan fees, plan fees, plan fees, plan please, plan fees, plan please, plan fees, and an Apple bill.
The what the fucking you doing?
Pull up your Amazon, you tit.
You want the orders?
Just pull up your Amazon.
I can navigate the app.
Okay.
There you go.
Or screen recording.
We'll black out any personal information.
Sounds good.
Let's see what we got.
Buy your time back.
Oh, here he goes.
Exit Rich.
Oh, shit.
I know you've had more orders than this.
That was just the past.
No, you probably expand it or something.
Let's see, buy again.
Lots of Sharpies and toothbrush, that's fine.
Here, well, this is things that are reoccurring typically.
So getting a lot of the business books, and we like that.
But these are definitely like the self-help, like kind of bull-off business books.
Yeah, I mean, that's what I kind of ate.
Lots of Whole Foods purchases, showerhead, getting your girls some clothes from Amazon.
Real nice 8,000 hour a month income.
Spoiling her.
Amazon.
Got to take care of her.
Loop tape, loop tape.
Braws.
Okay.
Not crazy.
And let's look at your Apple bills.
AppleCare, Apple TV Plus.
Apple TV Plus is great.
But again, it's a free trial right now thing, right?
Instagram.
He's paying from Instagram.
Yeah, we've verified.
ICloud.
For what for you?
People look you up when you're doing business.
I'm sure very important people are looking you up.
Google photos.
So as you see, there's nothing crazy in there.
I'm not going crazy spending on.
No, you're spending on restaurants were crazy.
It was like $1,000.
Yeah.
Minimum.
$1,500.
Shut the fuck up.
When do you have a girlfriend, everything's 2x?
Yeah, it doesn't mean you guys have to go out all the time, man.
So we've been adjusting.
I make money.
Yeah.
I make money, pretty good money.
My girlfriend and I?
We eat at home most days.
So we kind of did more of a breakfast approach now where for breakfast, we're cooking at home.
And now we're working on also the dinners and so.
How much money have you invested in businesses thus far?
Thus far?
That's far.
75 for this gold.
What else?
$75 for the gold.
Talk about everything else.
Just round doesn't have to be a perfect deal.
Okay, I'll give you.
I mean, the majority of my debt is business.
So close to.
130,000 or so.
130,000.
Very good.
Let's say you invested that over the course of,
since you're what, 25, let's say?
Yeah, so I started as investing five years ago.
Okay, let's call it 25.
Yeah.
So 35 years, 35 years.
And how much would you say, let's say a year you're investing into businesses as you go?
A year.
A year?
I would say like last year.
I mean, that was a big jump.
A year.
$85,000 last year.
How much a year?
Just give me a number, dude.
85 last year.
you had an invest.
$8,000, all of your income.
Yeah.
That's impossible because you have a lot of food spending on here.
Well, that's why there's loans on.
Let's just call it.
Let's not interesting.
Let's call it you invest realistically $40,000 a year.
Yeah.
Okay, so $3,33 a month if you weren't taking out debt to fund it.
And you're living scrappy to make businesses work.
Okay.
Contribute that monthly 12 times a year.
Listen, if I put this in the S&P 500,
then I'm buying SPY and Weebel.
I just open up Weebel.
I just put it in there.
Okay.
It's yummy. It's delicious. I'm getting returns on investment. 10% for the 35 years.
By the time you can take things away, your tax advantage retirement funds, penalty free.
Yeah, $16.8 million.
Okay.
Which would have been worth about $9 million in today's money.
Okay.
Which is pretty damn good.
$9 million in today's money. What can you do with that?
$9 million dollars on $1,004.
For that's your life $360,000.
I mean, why?
That ain't half bad.
$360.
$60 in today's money, in today's value, you could be having a 60 years old that you are throwing away.
I'm not going to. I'm 60 to have that amount. I'd rather make it happen now.
You're not going to. This is what happens because every time someone like you does that you don't happen.
I'm just saying that's what you're losing. That's what you've given up. Oh, no, it's good to know the number there.
That's what you have given up. Okay. That's fun. I accept that. I'm completely okay with that. I know the risk and I know the reward.
I just wish I would, I'm not, I love the entrepreneur spirit. I am not against that. It's what you're doing, man.
Why can't you do something here?
Why can't you do something here that is something more service or maybe software?
Why can't we look at something where you can be an endless entrepreneur here where you keep trying, try and trying, instead of getting involved overseas, authoritarian regimes, Turkey, all this.
This crazy unproved.
Why can't you just start something here?
That was just never my nature and who I am.
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Your nature has always called you back to the
startup we did there.
It was again mismanaged by the business partner.
Yeah, it was the dumb app.
Yeah, it worked though.
They were making money, but they wasted.
25,000 that was, had to pay off a loan.
People were getting tested. Yeah, anyway,
that's this thing. But from there,
it just got involved more in international business.
Again, through my mentor, and that opened my eyes.
I think this mentor was a mistake.
I would say investing here was definitely like,
I regret to actually use it on my own business.
I would have been through the finish line.
Okay, gold card.
What's going on with this?
So that's just my everyday, like, card.
That's what you said for the last card.
Yeah, the platinum, well, gold more so.
The platinum is more for like flights and hotel when we do it.
But the gold is like for, you know,
guys, he has two everyday cards.
Yeah, two everyday cards.
Well, the platinum is only used more for travel, right?
So whenever.
And then the gold is for, you know, food.
So shopping is three.
Yeah, we spend way more than we put towards the card, of course.
You spend $1,532 on there, and then it spent an additional $435 on the payover time or cash advance.
So new charges $2,000.
We have a balance on here of $3,532 to $69 with a minimum monthly payment of $1,59.
Now, moronically, of course, you invest all your money and take out debt in order to fund your lifestyle into this business.
but how do you pay for the now 3,000 hours of minimum monthly payments?
Yeah.
How do you pay for that?
Yeah, so, I mean, let's put more in scales there.
So the interest, I think, is 3,000.
The principal is about 2,000 total.
So it's 5,000 or so.
No, your minimum monthly payment is $3,000,
and the two cards we've looked at so far combined.
I'll pay it.
How do you pay that?
No, no, no.
You said your entire income is going to investing,
so how do you pay for that?
I don't put my income.
Because that can be impossible.
Well, now I don't put it towards investing.
I put what I need to do.
Oh, this guy's impossible.
This guy's so fucking done, dude.
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I've pulled back a lot on the investments because we put in what we could,
and now it's more of managing my personal finances until the deals closed.
So now...
Yeah, the last card took 30 years to be half.
This takes eight.
Yeah.
Good the fuck.
Yeah, let's pay on a 30% interest card.
or 30 instead of investing until we're 30.
This is going to go so well.
It's taking a short term, you know, issue like this for a long-term success.
Yep, that's shortcut to wealth.
Always successful.
Everyone's incredibly successful.
Come on, you're taking a short cut.
A year and a half is a shortcut to wealth compared to a 30-year-old.
But I started this journey years ago, five years ago, just getting into entrepreneurship in
general.
So it wasn't like a...
Yeah, but not this investment.
You f***ick.
Again, this is the one that's going to work.
And it's going to close all this out.
and it would be a great story about the end of it.
Going inside Target, who even knows what you're getting there?
A ball of coffee and macha and Chick-fil-A.
Oh, Chick-fil-A, that's the guilty pleasure there.
The guilty pleasure, you've had thousands of dollars of guilty pleasures before this.
Chick-fil-A is like the-shut.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
Ice, Tea House, or Tea House, Happy Lion Cafe, Happy Lion Cafe, Chili's PlayStation Network.
How do you even...
This is so stupid. District Donuts Sliders brew.
World market. Waste the fucking money.
Typically, just expensive.
Cherrybaum coffee, coffee shop,
Starbucks store going to eat in some BS.
Aloff, New Orleans. Why would you even need that?
You live in New Orleans.
No, it was for like drinks.
Yes, you have so much money.
You have so much money.
Trader going in and getting some BS from Trader Joe's,
most likely because it's very cheap.
No, flowers.
Shake shack.
Okay, BS.
That's BS.
That's BS.
It is not necessary for survival.
That is BS.
Shut the fuck up.
Winning got some BS.
Lain and Gusson B.S. Panda Express Coffee House
in and out.
New Orleans Airport.
No, this is so fucking stupid.
Torres de la Joris.
Norish organic juice.
Jekintelli's Greek, the bean peddler,
rabbit hole,
white water bar,
hungry bear,
Java Hoss.
Guys, the person you should be taking
all your financial advice from,
guys, this guy right here.
Dumbass.
Concessions, concessions,
concession,
up. Tatsuya. Tatsuah. Revenous Cafe, Renda Vness Cafe, Raising Keynes McDonald's, Coffee Shop,
going to get in some BS burger nerds. Clando Seafood. Getting some BS Chick-fil-A evolve. Coffee
District donuts. Texas. Roan House Donuts. Lions Cafe. Getting some BS coffee shop.
Caval Veterans. Coffee Veterans. Smoothie King District Donuts. Coffee Shop. Coffee Shop. Shake,
Happy Lions, Starbucks coffee shop,
Lake Town veterans.
Shereida, Shereida.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
This is ridiculous.
This is mononic.
It's one category of food,
which it's better to cut that out
than buying much of crazy, stupid things.
That was a bunch of crazy,
what the fuck you...
But it's one category of crazy stupid things.
No, and food and drinks and flowers are all different, dude.
You know you have a girlfriend.
You have to buy her.
flowers. Yes, but I can afford it. It doesn't, it's not required for our survival of existence.
But you have 140,000 hours of bad debt. 145,000 dollars of bad debt. Then business that is 12,000, low or no interest at $30,000.
Total debt is upwards of $200,000. Now, we know what comes in. How much do you spend last month?
Last month? I mean, it was probably a slight deficit. By the way, may I just say, this is just based on
Well, hold on.
I'll give you everything here in just a second.
But what do you think you spent?
And that includes investing as well.
This last month, you...
Okay, this last month,
8,000, 10, maybe probably 8,500, 9,000.
Close to 9,000, I would say.
$12,000,500, I would say.
$12,500.
So you're spending more than you make
and then you have minimum fee payments that you can't afford
and you invest all your money.
Okay, so context for that, at least at $12,000, too.
It's some things people have me book
are due and then they sent me the money
to pay that back. So it wasn't like I was buying
$12,500. So according to the National
Resource Governors Institute,
which has
a research paper on setting
up Uganda national mining
companies. And then
according to an additional
15 sources we have here from
the World Economic Council, National Resource
Institute again, Kovernate Global Institute,
PNC,
mixed mining consulting,
science database,
European American Chamber of Commerce.
Yeah, you have a 10% success rate.
Great.
Well, I'll be in that 10%.
90% failure rate on Ugandan mine operations for foreign users.
Yeah, I did a context.
They probably knew no one there.
They had no connections, no connection to government,
the different ministry mines.
They had zero.
And how many of them actually spent time in Uganda versus some kid in his couch or some other entrepreneur?
Obviously, that's a question.
I cannot actually answer.
But are you suggesting you're the only one that's gone in there with any kind of connection?
Shut the fuck, dude.
I'm not saying that.
said that. Your hubris is, you are so
dead. We will be the 10%. A 10%
success rate is horrible where you nearly
nearly have 100% success rate on a 10% return on your investment
with the S&P 500. Not a promise on investment advice.
But come on. I would say we have
I would put us at a 75% chance rate because of our connections.
That fees up the this year so far, interest of the
this year so far in both these cards alone.
This is a pathetic life that you are setting up for your
girlfriend who has no idea what she's getting to.
in this building? No, she's not. Can I call her afterwards? If you want to, you can. Yes, I need to call her
in the financial auto post show and I need her to know the mess she is getting in. She is,
she sees an entrepreneur, she sees happiness around this. She has not seen all the people like you
that endlessly circle the drain their entire lives at the hope of a quick dollar.
She's on my team. She understands. She knows how we're going to do. Inc card. Tell me what's going on.
Business Inc. card.
So that one, again, was spent on my prior mentor in business things.
That's just the prior mentor business.
Buddy, you're still spending on this and you're only making your minimum monthly payment.
$367 is your minimum monthly payment.
$12,49,0.80 is your ballots with $242.92.
of interest occurring on a monthly basis.
That's fucking insane.
Right.
But that card's not reporting to my credit right now because it's,
the business cards. That's not the highest priority right now.
It's still saying you're losing money.
And he has Xbox Live gold being charged on this.
Yeah, I should cancel.
Obviously, you got your fees up the $2,000 of interest this year so far.
What is this?
How long does this take to pay off?
This must take decades.
This is moronic.
Yeah, I mean, it'll take decades.
So when did you spend on this?
This was for the clothing brand and other successful investor endeavor that you've done?
Yeah, that was back then.
So, again, it was used for that endeavor.
Back that a couple years ago.
Yeah, a couple years ago back then.
It's not used for my current endeavor.
Well, no, you probably can't.
Yeah, you can't.
You have a limit.
You can spend $310.
So shut up.
That's not something to brag about.
Shut the fuck up.
Okay, so tell me about this investment in what you did and what you spent this time.
And now is accruing it.
So actually, you bought a Tesla Model S a few years ago.
Yeah.
You think you can afford that while you're doing all this.
That's like a $90,000 car.
Let me clarify.
That was before I got into all these business.
investments. So that was before any of that involvement.
You are so reckless with your money. You are going to, you are, you are going to make so much
money through your successful career, your entire life, and you're going to have zero dollars
so far. In fact, you will only be negative net worth your entire life. And it's going to be
so sad to see. At least I put that towards an investment and not wastefully on many other things.
No. Tesla's not an investment. I know that. And that's why I sold it to invest in the business.
One of the quickest depreciating car. And I love my Tesla. And I'm upgrading to the new X.
Crazy story. So when I moved to Miami, I had it, Carvana offered me 85, which I got it at.
Wow, this is crazy. I'm so interested.
And then someone hit it back into it, and I had to order the part to fix it. By the time, I got the part,
Elon Musk had depreciated Tesla's value, and I sold at like 50K, so I lost 35 on it.
Wow, that was thrilling. Yeah, I know. It's horrible.
And then it could have had a break even, though. So, yeah, they devalued by that time,
devaluation was not as intense. Great. So you gave her on your credit card, or your life money was spent
on the credit card and then you gave her your life money for survival to her.
Yeah, I mean, loans, loans, credit cards, all of that.
And the clothing brand.
Tell me what happened on that successful endeavor.
I mean, she's still working on now.
We have suppliers in Italy.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
I mean, at this point, I'm more focused on my own endeavors with the gold stuff.
I mean, I'm more.
It's not even your own endeavors, buddy.
It's your business partners endeavor who's African-American that has lineage back in
Uganda.
Yeah.
I mean, me and him are the perfect team.
And we're going to make it a half.
happen at end of day. I have him. He goes to Uganda. He handles those things. I handle a lot of
other things involving in other partners. We have in Hong Kong, Dubai, other locations.
This guy's so, you have. Yeah. So we have a deal right now working on between Hong Kong and
Africa gold supply. No, the buyer's on board. They're waiting for the financier to get RWA.
They're doing block funds. Everyone's waiting on someone. Everyone's waiting on some investment in
financing. Shut the fuck up, dude. You are lined up. You are so ruined. Oh, this
is hilarious.
No, the gold thing,
we have multiple facets
and directions
we're attacking it.
So one of those
will happen.
It's a matter of time.
You're such a silly little
goose.
The goose that lays gold eggs
though.
Hasn't yet.
Never once.
It will.
You've got to be patient.
That's 200,000 hours
in debt.
Shut the fuck up.
Okay, this girl's going
to make some money.
Maybe you might come
to me for an investment one day.
Absolutely not.
We need a new office,
Eli.
I got you.
Don't worry.
A new office?
Yeah.
In New Orleans?
Hey, maybe different locations.
New Orleans?
A declining city?
Not New Orleans.
I'll put you somewhere nicer.
I want to do that to you.
Put you in Miami.
A lot of crazy people out there,
crazier than me.
I never talk about this because honestly,
I really don't give a f***.
But here's the reality.
I have a net worth that is substantially higher
than you will ever even come close to.
Well, once it's gold deal closes,
you'll be looking up, not down.
Even if your gold deal closes,
it's not even close.
So this is not a jack-off test here.
If you look at mine ownership,
that's...
Oh, you're just...
such an egotistical delusional...
We'll be laughing
down the road.
We'll be talking about it.
Yeah, you're crazy.
Here you are now.
If I'm lucky, I will never see you
after this filming is concluded again.
If you're lucky, you'll see me again.
Venmo?
You have $5,044.
$54.54?
On Fri-Venmo?
What is wrong with you?
That was for the gold stuff
when we did some cash advances.
Oh, fuck this guy.
Okay, tell me.
Yeah, when you're in Uganda, you have expenses out there.
And, you know, the gold market fluctuates.
Price has changed.
So we were off by a couple thousand.
And so I did a cash advance over to there.
We did Western Union.
And partners are over there, right, so you got the cash.
And that's what we use to help us when we're exporting.
Oh, he's over his limit by $44.
This guy's a fucking keeper.
I mean, I have proof I got it out of Uganda.
You could look, Nairobi, I have videos.
Proof of Life.
The 15 bars are in customs there.
Am I telling you you didn't go to Uganda?
No, I'm saying you're over your limit, you moron.
I know I'm over the limit, but that's why we're working day and night to make this happen closer.
No, you're not.
You're over the limit.
Okay.
You wouldn't be.
Okay.
When was this spent?
I mean, that was.
When was it spent?
You f***ing, you f***er.
Then it would not be over the limit if you're working day and I.
Shut the fuck up.
You are a financial loser.
Hey, we start somewhere.
We all start somewhere.
You're going only negative.
You need to make minimum $200,000 just to get to zero.
Well, I have other plans too.
I'm working to consolidate all this into one.
So then I'll stop.
of leading. I'm already working
with people. It doesn't always working with people
guys. He's working with people again.
I have a personal friend of my business partner.
He's working to help me consolidate.
He's the guy that has never able to do one
thing in his life on his own. He always has to have
other people. That's a failure
of an entrepreneur by the way. Hey, you don't win it by
lone wolf. You need a team to win. If you
are incapable of doing anything yourself, you are
never going to be successful. I do what I'm good at and
then I allow people to do it. You're good at nothing.
I am good at making connections and having plans
and visions to move forward. Your connections have resulted in you only
going further into debt and never having one successful investment that has returned.
Again, it's a dip down, then we're going up.
It's only gone down.
And it will go up.
There is no up yet.
Well, you haven't seen the end of the story yet.
So wait for the end of the book.
For all lucky, the end of the story is you getting hit by a bus outside of the office.
Man, hey, then we have life insurance money and then.
Thank you.
Let me cash it out.
Yeah.
I'll add you after.
Who the fuck am I talking to right now?
This is insane.
I did not know this is what I'd be waking up to today.
18 years to pay this off.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
You're a joke.
You're over the living on Venmo for a year ago.
For a year ago.
I paid it down and then used it later for rent.
So it wasn't for a year ago.
Then shut up.
You extra have no idea what you're talking about.
Or you're just lying or are you just saying things to make yourself look better?
Shut up!
I mean, I paid it down for a bit and then it went back up again.
That's how it goes.
You used it for fucking rent out of all things.
Yep.
You are incapable of surviving.
This poor girlfriend, this poor girlfriend, this poor girlfriend.
this poor girlfriend.
She's not going to be poor for long.
No, she's going to run in.
Hey, I'll invite you to our wedding.
There you go.
No, thank you.
You will see it.
No.
It'll be the grandest one you ever see.
Sponsored by the Gold Mine.
The Ugandan Gold Mine sponsored wedding in New Orleans.
I'm sure that'll be very popular there.
Hey.
I'm sure that community is going to really appreciate it.
No worry.
I won't forget you when we're at the invites.
Okay, thousand hours of interest is here so far in here.
This is fucking stupid.
Putting it on rent?
Yeah, a dumb.
Yeah, a dumb.
Quick Silver, tell me what's going on.
Yeah, that's one that my original first credit cards, actually.
I mean, that one was...
So there's like nostalgia and that's why you're keeping it.
I mean, you're purchasing on it.
I mean, it's good to have older cards, right?
It attributes your credit score.
Sure, but you're maxed out.
So any kind of...
This being over maxed out has much more impact on credit.
I know, credit utilization.
Yes, it is a higher percentage impact on your credit than your credit length and age.
Exactly, but I've been trying to keep.
keep up with overall debt.
I haven't had the actual liquidity.
Okay, well, you have it because this is maxed out, so shut the fuck up.
Yeah, it's maxed out for now.
Everything is for now.
You're a for now person.
You're just, you're like, you could just, you could just, you could be outside finding
a homeless person and you'll just be beating him down and someone will be stopping.
You're like, well, I'm only beating him for now.
So it's okay, guys.
I'm only beating this for now.
It's okay.
You're like the guy who, like, reads a book never finished it, never sees the ending of it.
Me?
I finish every book, even if I hate it.
No, that is absolutely incorrect.
I finish every book, even if I hate it,
and I hate that part about me.
I hate that part about me.
Well, then keep reading the story.
I finish every movie as well,
and I fucking hate that part about my personality.
Okay, you owe $1,456,083 cents on here.
Why did you come on here?
Generally have to know,
because you seem like the most delusional, hard set.
You already know you want to go.
Motherfucker I've ever met.
What's the purpose of you being here?
Because right now I feel like you're wasting my time.
I'm just trying to stop the bleeding of the interest rates and stuff
and try to steady the ship
to hold out long enough
to close these deals.
And that's one of the main reason I'm here
is I need a plan
to at least keep things steady
until that time comes.
I need to buy myself time.
Okay, so to stop the bleeding,
well, I guess I can
curate my thoughts to someone's goal,
but I still don't fully support this Ugandan thing.
But I can curate what we're talking about today.
Exactly.
What's focus on that?
Like how can we meet in the middle
and stop the bleeding?
$1,300 going into eating out
a loan miscellaneous bullshit.
So there's an answer.
Yeah, the food.
Do you budget?
I have a quick and simplify where I put everything on there.
Okay.
But I don't have a strict.
Clearly, that's not working.
You didn't know how much you spent last month,
even though it was $12,500 when you brought an A.
Again, that was because I had other people,
we booked someone together and that showed on my report is usually around $10,000.
So, yeah, the food is the biggest issue.
Not the biggest.
I'd say it's your endless debt.
No, it's your endless debt.
Okay.
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Your rent's high too.
Yeah.
Move cheaper.
Especially for New Orleans.
Well, I'm seeing 2,294.
That must be after utilities.
No, it's 1970 total.
Okay, so after utility?
The norm is seen renters insurance?
Well, it includes.
I mean, if you pay like entered the power, of course, stuff like that.
Yeah.
Utilities, you dumb.
What do you think that is?
Yeah.
This guy's a fucking moron.
Oh my gosh.
I'm sorry.
I'm just being insulting.
$10.
No, go for it.
Just pissing me off.
They say all you want.
Level credit.
Is that that track?
Yeah, so that tracks like your payments or your bills.
So like the rent, your phone bills.
You can not pay off.
That takes 10 years to pay off.
You're old guy.
I'm trying to rectify my credit score.
So I can go ahead and get some form of consolidations.
What's your credit?
Like $690 on trans unions.
A consolidation.
is not going to help you. It's actually going to damage you
because what someone like you does, I've only seen it
a thousand times on the show, but someone like you
do does is you take the debt,
you consolidate it into
this debt, now you have limits that you can spend
here again and then you spend it. Now you have double debt.
I'm not doing that. No, but that's what everyone
in like you does. You keep
having this confidence, this beyond
confidence that you know
exactly what's going to happen, but I have
seen it time and time again. I've seen people
doing business stuff like you and they've all failed.
We have statistics, 10% successful,
Right. Okay.
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You f***.
And I've also seen people like you do the consolidation without actually fixing their head behavior
and it just goes all the way up.
But you can't, you don't even qualify for them now, right?
Because they're all.
Now right now.
Of course not.
Remind me again.
What's your score?
Like 690, 680, depending on the borough?
Your utilization and debt to income must be just so substantial.
Those are the two.
It's hard right now to get it.
So I'm looking at like some private.
investors to help with a consolidation.
Private who's going to invest?
Because I've never missed a payment.
Hey, look, on my credit history, I've never missed a payment.
Guys, out of all private investors he's been looking for in his entire life.
Now he's looking for a private investor to consolidate it.
Fine.
I'll do it at 100% interest rate.
100% interest rate.
Yep.
I mean, I already paying the 20s range already.
Yep.
I'll do it 100.
Why 100?
Because why the fuck would any private investor ever take you on?
Because they see my risk profile and never miss a payment.
I've always managed my debt.
I have a perfect history besides the amount of debt.
and so I've never once missed a payment in my life.
I'll consolidate you.
I'll consolidate your 180% debt.
I will consolidate it at 18%.
It can be paid over the course of 10 years.
So whatever that minimum,
monthly payment equals.
Yeah.
But I put a lien against every single asset you own.
I mean, go for it.
That's fair.
Handshake right here.
I'm watching this.
Thank you.
I just made a lot of money.
I'm going to need to take a look at those assets first.
Good luck finding them.
Okay, so it sounds like it's not happening.
I mean, which is why would anyone invest in you if they don't have that backup?
No, they need a backup.
Okay, sign all the legal documents you want.
No one's willing to give you a mortgage without actually the same with a car loan without the lien on it.
Sign all the legal documents you want then to make it happen.
You don't have anything to put a lien on.
Okay.
So why would they do this?
This is such a beyond risk.
Again, look at my history.
I've never missed a payment.
I'm not going to miss anything.
there's a consolidation.
They can see all the different boroughs statements,
all three major boroughs.
Look at my smart care report.
I've never missed a payment.
I've managed it perfectly.
And that's my problem.
I just want to consolidate it together.
And that's it.
I mean, these cards are in 25, 29% APR.
Yes, it's harder right now.
And so, if I get down to 18%,
that would be a life game changer.
And we'll just build up all your balances again.
I would not.
Yes, you will.
You're not the one unique case in the history of this.
Well, you're incapable of setting the ship.
We have your spending.
We have your endless investing.
You're going to find a new thing to invest.
to invest in in in a few months.
No, I'm not.
It's locked in.
I've invested what I needed to do.
It's on autopilot.
I'm done with you.
You're lost.
You're so beyond confident.
You're not willing to listen.
Tell me, what's your plan?
Tell me what you want.
I've been trying this whole conversation, man.
You haven't come up with a plane yet.
You've talked about the gold business.
I want you to get on the steady.
I want to be the steady too.
I want you to get out of these weird risky investments.
And I want you to just invest in the market,
maybe some real estate.
You can utilize your strong income
and you can get some good stuff done here.
You could fire.
You could retire in 20 years
and have an incredible life.
And that's what I want to do now
is I wanted to stop the risky investments.
Cut the faucet off completely.
Cut the faucet off completely.
That is not at all with your ship.
No, I don't believe you.
That is not what your language is.
Listen, this PayPal credit takes 22 years to pay off.
Close to maxed out as always.
You owe $7,178.
and 41 cents.
So what's up with the PayPal credit?
PayPal credit.
So that was for a course on like fundamental economics.
So like interest rates, banks.
Yeah, lose your mind on it.
This is this fucking guy.
This is this guy.
Gold market. Everything has helped a lot.
Just understand the world economy.
Which that's ridiculous.
That's ridiculous.
Because here's the thing.
I am not against education.
Shut the off for a second.
I am not against education.
There are good educational resources out there.
I think Ramsey's is a pretty good educational
resource. The money guy has a good educational resource.
We collaborated with a lot of people and we created our educational resources, which by the way,
for example, the money guys, they're like $200. Ramsey is a monthly subscription.
Ours is literally get the premium version of our app at all six of our educational programs
that we collaborated with experts on, which has the lowest refund rate in the agency and
the industry for a reason because we have the best proven education.
We do that all.
$197.
Dollar White Central is $197.
and they get all of that.
You went into PayPal credit debt,
8,000 hours to learn about economics.
Buddy, I guarantee you our programs are better
and it's beyond cheaper.
That's so...
That's the most dumb thing I've ever heard.
You were sold on a lie.
No, so it also includes, you know, Bloomberg Terminal,
but their version of it,
prime market terminal.
But it gives you access to all, like, bank reports.
But you don't need.
I do.
I read through all the bank reports to keep up...
What do you do?
Keep up with commodities and the different markets.
I kind of out of these without that.
I read through all them.
They're more thorough.
They have more researchers.
They pay $100,000 salaries to create these reports.
I read through them all.
This is ridiculous.
This is so f***amoronic, dude.
Okay, so I got hammered, so to say.
So let's go with a plan now, huh?
What's next?
You disgust me.
I'm correcting your behavior again.
Okay.
A massive economic course like this is not necessary.
Now, a lot of people use the argument.
there shouldn't be courses because everything's free online.
Listen, it's hard to organize things.
And it's hard to get it.
Shut up.
It's not just time.
It is also just hard to find the reliable information because there's lots of
different opinions.
So that's why we put together our stuff.
So I get it.
But this is way beyond a fucking, they just
used and abused you.
And I bet their refund requests are through the roof.
No, it's a great program.
That plus the terminal.
He'd do it again.
Oh, he's, guys, he's ruined.
30% of issues.
Now we're sending.
Shut up.
What is this?
Tell me what this.
Shut up.
Tell me what this is.
Looks like a firm.
Yep.
Great.
We owe 6,000 hours on a firm, essentially.
Sure.
So a firm, 5,855, and $82.
Yes, so that's all apartment moving costs.
December, January, I moved in.
Start from scratch.
So I had to get literally everything.
So you look at Target.
That's for all the kitchen supplies, other things.
Amazon?
He likes sleep?
Yeah, the bed.
What is that?
You dumb tip?
It's a bed.
I don't even know what your due costs are.
Oh, Klarna's coming up next.
Fantastic.
Will I see a doored Klarna in here?
Let's find out.
No, I've seen those.
I refuse to do that.
Yeah, because you're so smart.
I'm not that far lost.
I would rather you do that than this Ugandan thing, dude.
Jeez, door dashing.
Moron?
This doesn't make sense.
I'm not seeing all the previous charges than the one that just happened.
I mean, it's Affirm Chaklana.
Recent transactions.
Well, Affirm, even on the Affirm.
thing here. I'm getting Amazon, Helix Sleep,
Albany Park,
Amazon, but I'm not seeing those on here.
That's the account. It's so annoying.
Yeah. And I don't even know what your payments
are. I'm going to say you probably have like a $500
payment. No, it's a... Oh, total?
I don't know. No, man.
Okay, pull up your Klarna. Okay.
Okay, Clarnet. This is
insane, dude.
This is fucking ridiculous.
Can you face someone on there really quick?
Sure.
The Airbnb on there you'll see
was when we did a group trip
and I had AirBine the cash for that
and so I put that cash to...
And you had to seek investors?
No, I put the cash to pay down
some higher interest balances
because Klarna had lower interest
so I kind of shuffled the cash over that way.
That's why you see the Airbnb on it.
What's the interest on the Klarna?
Usually it's like 35%
That one? No, it's check it and see.
Tell me what was the interest rate
that you put it towards?
Oh, for that one?
So they have like a Sapphire card
or the Chase card
which is like 25.
to 29% range.
Oh, 25.
That is high.
Yeah, it is high.
Yeah, this one's at 32.
Shut the fuck up.
You're the dumbest I've ever met in my entire life and I hate you.
Well, there we go.
We miscalculated.
Miscalculated.
You just didn't look.
Yeah.
Now I extra never trust you to make any decision you've ever made.
I mean, then that one is just moving cash around.
It needed more liquidity.
And so even it's a little higher, it's still going to have it to move it to other places.
I'm going to say this like $500 a month as well.
You can't use a car.
Shut off.
You don't know what you're talking about.
If I had a car max out.
You don't.
10 like you know what you're talking about.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm not going to listen to it.
I'm not going to listen to it.
Airbnb, ticket master.
Shut the fucking.
You're not getting ticket master if we're trying to survive Airbnb.
It's still fucking stupid.
Ticketmaster Airbnb just endlessly throughout the history.
Just over and over and over again.
So stupid.
So stupid.
Substitute of 25% interest, which you built up right away again,
which is why I know the consolidation won't work because none of these were paid doors,
by the way.
Yeah, I need more real.
Four, four, four, four, four, four, uh,
32% interest rate.
Shut.
Up, shut.
But, okay, what is this loan?
I don't know what this loan is.
It's the $7,173 loan.
What is the loan?
That was when I leased my car.
So you get to put down it.
This is a lease.
You took a loan for the down payment on your lease.
Yes.
Made him stand up.
I've never seen this.
I'm sweating because you're such a.
I can't stand your existence.
These choices that you're making make no.
Obnoxious use of time.
I'm getting swap ass.
Everything is unpleasant.
They're a 10% of interest rate.
Hey, it's barely than the 20s.
Shut up!
I don't want to hear your voice.
What do I even call this?
What is this loan?
A loan.
From who?
I think that is upgrade or upstart one of those two.
Okay, let's call it upstart.
Yeah, let's do that.
It's a biweekly payment to make it look a little more acceptable.
Your girlfriend's getting into a situation where she has no idea.
Or she's just literally, you have picked her up when she was waiting for.
And she just, nothing is making sense to her in general.
There's more things than finances and people.
Yes, but you're going to tear her down and bring her down her dark path.
No.
There is more than just finances, but you can pull someone down, man.
We're coming up.
No, this is a 401K loan, they're saying.
Oh, that's a set.
Wait, that one is?
Okay, so then the car one is probably $5,000 and the 401K is seven.
Yeah, had a mix up there because the balances were both a little low.
You can't even keep track of your own debt.
You're so...
Dude, I don't even know what to do with you.
You're such a joke.
What I...
Obviously, that comes from your pay before it even hits.
But if you get fired or you quit your job, that's going to come due.
Good luck, $10,000.
Of course.
I mean, if you're fired, obviously, that's not the best option.
Or quit, you...
I'm not going to quit.
Yeah, you really have no choice.
Well, quit once the gold hits.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Mm-hmm.
Blue cash.
That's basically the
cast card for AMX.
So they have a benefit on gas.
I don't want to hear your voice.
$1,587.27
with a minimum monthly payment
of $50.75.
$177.00.
Interest, $35.23.
Seven years to pay off.
Not even coming close.
Not even coming close to paying this off.
Let me see what your girlfriend looks like.
I want to see if this was a desperation thing
or a
No, there's no desperation here
There you go
I make sure she's not like a burn victim or something
No, she's very humble
Beautiful girl
Supports me and everything
Yeah, she's pretty
In fact, she's B-Dogs-type
You guys know B-Dog, the translator
Also a member Hammer Elite
Tons of makeup
Some fake
Things
That's B-D-Ups type
It is B-Dog's type
Well, that's not her
He likes him fake
She's 100% authentic and real
Okay
Yeah I mean she looks like she's
Definitely a gold digger
For sure
She's not
She's had many men in her past
That had money that she turned down
No because she does not want to be
That kind of person
Okay so she looks like a gold digger for sure
Oh yeah she looks like it
And even her work friends say that
And she's hoping that he unlocks gold
However she hasn't no idea what this guy
She got with me before she even knew
The whole gold operation too
So it will let her know
Don't worry
She knows now of course
knows what?
The whole operation.
No, she doesn't understand
because you're able to sit there
and you're actually able to sound
halfway decent on what you're talking about
and that's the most dangerous thing.
You're just not in reality
with what you're talking about.
You couldn't even tell me
the success rate for these kind of minds.
I mean, again, I don't really care
what the success rate is.
I know what's in front of me.
Why would I want to know
the success rate for an investment
of 75,000?
I still would have done it
because I have the right connections now,
so that's all I needed.
So I can almost
protract out my success rate.
Hey, gas, gas, gas, discount.
I'm f***um. Dumbass. Damn, dumb.
Some fees. Bullsh, bullshit.
You're fucking. I hate my life.
And it's all great.
Sapphire Reserve.
Mm-hmm.
Okay. You owe $780.29 on here with a minimum
monthly payment of $40.
Well done, you a little bit.
Oof.
I just said, that's a lot better than other ones.
You don't deserve money.
There's a little bright spot in the scheme of things.
$168 of purchases.
$15.
$2027 of interest accruing.
Sweetwater sound $130.73.
For fucking what?
I play guitar for...
Oh my gosh.
You should just...
You are all over the place.
You have...
Nothing makes sense.
Nothing makes sense that you do.
It's okay to have a hobby,
but just your spending is beyond out of control.
What you prioritize,
what you're trying to do in life makes no sense.
You're such a mess.
You're a mess.
Yeah, my priority is business.
The near-term priority is now to stabilize the ship.
you're not even saving for your taxes, dude.
Yeah, I know.
It's coming.
Clock is ticking.
Yeah, and it's not going to be an insignificant amount of money for your earning.
I know.
It's going to be big.
And IRS is not who we're fucking with.
I know.
You don't want to mess with them, but it's coming regardless.
Yeah, you are.
Well, that's what I'm trying.
No, no.
Even if I gave you the most aggressive plan, there is no stabilizing the Shep before
taxes come to do.
This is so beyond egregious.
There is no stabilizing this.
The only thing if we want to prioritize IRS is you just don't pay.
pay your debt,
allow them to all
your credit and go into collections
and destroy you,
and you're just saving up
for taxes.
Yeah,
I'm not doing that.
Exactly.
I don't,
I see no plan.
No plan gets you there.
I don't see a plan,
especially not with your life.
I mean,
my business plan,
that's what's going to make it.
So,
I have that much belief in it
that I see the train coming.
Restaurant,
restaurant, restaurant,
also looks like
great use of time.
Instead of paying taxes.
Do you have wealthy parents?
No.
My dad's a marriage
of family counselor.
my mom,
homeschool.
That can make money.
That can make money.
I mean, marriage and family
you can.
Yeah.
I mean, he's 77 now.
So he's...
One main financial.
What's this?
9,000.
210.
Is that the...
What is that?
Is that the loan on the car?
No, that's not the loan on the car.
What is one main financial?
So that's when I was waiting for my bonus to come.
So I used that out to clear things out.
Jeez, dude.
Dude, what are you doing?
At this point, like, I've lost all just like,
surprise.
I'm just like,
What the f f are you doing with your life?
Well, there's a start.
No more surprise, right?
Now you're just numb.
I am numb.
$9,210.
Minimum monthly payment, $396.
At least you've made your minimum monthly payments for a few months,
but I mean, it's only been a few months.
Again, I don't miss payments, so.
When was this?
Your bonus was supposed to hit?
The bonus hit in.
I think it was in February.
Why couldn't you survive without your bonus?
Because I moved in my apartment in December,
so I had like,
had nothing in there at all.
How many bedrooms you have?
One bedroom, one bath.
This is expensive.
Where are you?
So it's in Mettier,
just 10 minutes from New Orleans,
and they just finished building it in December
when I moved in.
So I was waiting like a year and a half.
It's quite expensive for New Orleans,
one bed, one back.
Yeah, it's their testing luxury market in Mettier right now.
And so it's...
You think you deserve luxury?
Yes.
I?
Mm-hmm.
hate you
well at least we established that
but pretty sure I was clear
30 minutes ago
no that's one of my
most natural reactions
but I am starting to dislike you as a person
okay that's fair
we all have our beliefs in our opinion
because you have a disgusting mindset
no I think I have one that's rare
and that it'll make a lot of things happen
that most people don't have
okay here's upgrade
27,631
what the fuck is that
So that was one of the loans I took out for the Uganda gold export.
Yep.
Again, it was the last minute thing.
He was in Uganda.
We had to get it out.
So I took out two loans for that.
And how much is your business partner spent?
My business partner?
The one who owns a bigger share, right?
So, I mean, he has more of like the sweat equity on the ground equity.
Yeah.
I mean, without him, that would have been possible.
Yeah.
How much does he put into it?
Probably, I mean, on his side, probably 30,000.
Okay.
For what equity percentage?
For his equity percentage?
What's his equity percentage?
It's like 35%.
I mean, he's on the ground in Uganda doing a day-to-day.
Oh, buddy, I will prepare the news for you
and get it ready for a couple months from now.
Okay.
It's going to be lubed up, ready to go.
Let's do it.
Oh, my guy.
big guy. I wouldn't be laughing. Your life is over.
No.
$869. I mean, I don't know.
These minimum fee payments at this point, do they even,
do they even fit in the budget? Okay, we have another
upstart fit-wise. This looks like maybe this was the down payment
for the car. Yeah, that was the one I miscalculated.
Yep.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Wow. And we found you a day before
filming this because we had a cancellation. Yes.
This is.
Yes, I see that one of those
This is a Bose moment
You've been there before
Somebody's apartment
Small talk that's going nowhere
Plastic up that's almost empty
It's not great
Then someone hits play
On a Bose speaker
Heads nod, feet tap
One person dances than everyone does
Awkward becomes electric
When Bose sound fills the room
You don't just hear the music
You feel it
Your life deserves music
Your music deserves Bose
Find your perfect product at Bose.com.
What I applied last week Thursday.
So it was a quick turnaround.
It really was.
I was there.
I'm willing to like last second show up and figure something out here.
We get literally hundreds of applicants a day.
Yeah.
We don't really get people that cancel as much anymore.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just priority to show up.
It was like last second I moved everything else off the way.
Because despite the craziness you see here now, I do want to set this ship however that's possible.
Yeah, but we just disagree on that.
And I think your ship is going to sink.
I mean, we disagree on what?
I've done from the past, but going forward.
No, we disagree on that too.
Well, yeah, the past.
Going forward.
Shut it for a second.
Shut the fuck up.
You owe on this $3,877.
$145 is your minimum monthly payment.
Listen.
Okay, 1,681.
Before I even look forward, I'm so interested.
Plus $1,597.
Plus $367.67.
plus $160, plus $49, plus $239, plus $500, plus $500, plus, yeah, your 401k loan of $160 and $22,
plus $0.50 and $75, plus $40, plus $396, plus $866, plus $149,000, plus $145.
Yeah, your minimum monthly payments right now only give you wiggle room of $1,250.
So far, and we're not even done.
Yeah.
That's your wiggle room for survival.
So getting the boat.
Steady.
No, it's like, it's literal bankruptcy.
But you won't have changed your behaviors or fixed anything in your own life.
So you're going to end up right back here again.
And I've had that conversation multiple times.
So there is no steady in the ship.
No, the behavior has changed.
Not without you completely changing.
You can look at the trend of how I invested business the past years.
And it's this year.
investing business. I saw your spending last month
where you weren't investing in the business. He spent $12,500
where you brought in $8,000.
So I don't want to hear it.
SoFi, here's another one. What is this?
Private student loans or what? Is it a personal loan?
What's the balance of that one?
The balance of this one is $12,137.
The minimum fee payment is $713.
Yeah, that was when I was in between jobs.
And so I low, you know, capital at the time.
So I had to put down on cards and I reconciledated cards onto that one.
It didn't work!
I mean, how did it work?
How did it work?
I mean, then I got involved in the business.
How did it work?
Did it work out?
Did you rebuild the debt?
Yeah, on business.
This was when I first started business.
Exactly. There you go.
This is worthless.
This is a waste of my time.
You're a broken financial individual.
You will never steady this ship.
Your minimum monthly payments equal your net income.
Your girlfriend has no idea what she's in for.
This is disgusting.
What you are doing in life?
in this mindsets you have.
And honestly, again, the most damaging thing here is that you are able to sit there calm and
collective and speak on this like you know what you're talking about.
Even though you don't, and you think it's because of connections, I know people like you,
the serial entrepreneurial.
I employed one at one point as well.
It was the person that was obsessed with endless connections.
And he never actually succeeded anything.
He just worked to work on something.
He never actually achieved anything.
You never are either.
I will see.
No, you won't.
This is how you do it.
I know people like you.
You spend all the money on the entrepreneurial courses.
You spent all the money on the self-help books, and you never do a fucking thing.
And you sit there, you're able to use the correct words to sound like you know what you're talking about.
But you're not able to give any statistics and any success rates.
You can't even speak about the country hardly in terms of the poverty rate or authoritarian regime or they're trying to get oil off the ground.
And they can't even do that when that would be the lifeline.
of their country.
You can't talk about anything.
And all you obsess over is connections, connections, connections.
Oh, I need an investor for this.
This is going to work out.
Guys, I'm going to change it.
Hey, I'm only just doing that now.
I'm not going to do that in the future, beating that down.
No, this is, and I need you to hear this in like this rant that I'm doing,
because you are headed down a dangerous path that you don't even see.
You are in a privileged position beyond privileged position,
beyond privileged position to live an incredible life.
Incredible life. Incredible.
Beyond much higher than the median, the average, whatever American you want, you are in the top 20%.
You are in that incredible position and you are throwing it away.
You are damage your girlfriend.
You're going to damage any future children you might have.
You are damaging your friends.
You are damaging your family.
You are damaging yourself.
This is a disaster.
This is a joke.
You should be embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed.
And I'm disgusted.
This is not behavior that you should be doing.
You are overly confident.
Your hubris is going to be the downfall of your entire life.
And you are never going to have a cent to your name and only going to be in debt by the time you're 80.
And you're going to be dying on the Walmart floor just to make ends of me.
Dude.
It's so f***hammer financial score.
Go into the minds yourself, you dumb.
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I'm going to call his girlfriend.
and I'm going to let her know what the fuck is going on
because she needs to hear it.
She needs to fucking hear it.
What a joke.
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Submit that proof of purchase at hammerleet.com
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I'll see you there.
I need to talk to her now.
Go for it.
You have no idea how bad his finances are
and these bull-staffestments that he's doing
and I need to expose him for everything.
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