Financial Audit - She Destroyed My Sanity | Financial Audit

Episode Date: August 7, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:52 And now she is shocked that she cannot get hired. How is it your MAGA family? families fault. We're built on a patriarchy. It's always someone else's fault with you, isn't it? No. Oh, no? No.
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Starting point is 00:02:12 Not my part of California. Well, it's going to be still expensive compared to the United States, right? True. I work in a plumbing office. I do customer service now. but I was before we got bought out. So you do customer service? Yeah. That's the job. Customer service.
Starting point is 00:02:30 There it is. So what do you make doing customer service? $25 an hour. Okay. How the fuck are you living in Central Valley, California? I live with my parents. 34? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:41 It was a backslide. Backslide from what? From owning my own house and two cars. You owned a house? Yeah. And you've actually to live in... Yeah. How many hours a week do you work?
Starting point is 00:02:52 40. So what is your net take home per paycheck? And what is that per paycheck cycle? I get paid every two weeks. And it was when I got my first paycheck with the new company, it was 15. Good for me. Good. What, dude, what was your job?
Starting point is 00:03:12 What was your job when you had your house? And why are the fuck aren't you doing that now? I was a 911 dispatcher. Huh? I was a 911 dispatcher. Go dispatch 911. I'm trying. Trust me.
Starting point is 00:03:22 There's lots to call the company. cops on over in California. They'll just let them back out again. I'm trying. I'm actively applying for other departments. Why? Wait. No, why aren't they accepting you into these positions?
Starting point is 00:03:38 I may have caused some waves when I left my... Oh, for a fuck sake. What the fuck did you do? What did you do? It wasn't just me. It was all of dispatch. But I kind of became the face. And I think I'm kind of blacklisted now.
Starting point is 00:03:53 I've applied at every department in my area and interviewed at all of them. So you're done? Yeah. What can you do now? What the fucking different department? No, you're blacklisted. But if I go out of the area. Oh, you mean that department?
Starting point is 00:04:14 Well, okay, well, how far out is out of the area? You can't afford to go move to a different area. You live with your parents right now. How bad was it? It was really bad. Tell me, detail. Like what we were doing? Yes.
Starting point is 00:04:27 We went to city council meetings and told them that they needed to pay us more. Oh, okay. Because in and out workers were making more money starting than dispatchers work. Okay, then go work for in and out. You know you have that choice as a person in the marketplace to go make more money at a different job. The reason they're paying that much is because that's what the market demands. Go get a better job. I was trying to upgrade your skills.
Starting point is 00:04:50 No, you were trying to get more money for your job when the market didn't demand. more money for your job. Well, I left there to another department and was making more money. But the crash out. The crash out was just going to city council? We went to several city council meetings and I kind of became the face of it. You became the face. Unintentionally. What the f f***ed you do? Come on. What did you do? Spoke more directly than everybody else. Come on, woman. Give me insight here. This is what is career. The vice mayor was a law enforcement officer and I asked him directly during a council meeting if in his experience isn't your dispatcher the most important person?
Starting point is 00:05:26 And how do you do your job when you don't have any? Mm-hmm. Because we're all leaving. Yeah, I could see why no one would want to hire you. Why would they want to hire you? And your name will likely pop up. I mean, I have an article here, for example. I bet your real name is in here.
Starting point is 00:05:44 It is. Okay. Well, what the fuck? Yeah, I mean, this is. And several of them. Stead before the city council had two consecutive meetings to explain their employment and woes. Three.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Ended up being three after this article, right? Consecutively. Two years ago. Yeah. Almost three. Wow. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Well, why are you surprised? Wait, so it's been three years since you've made money? No. Okay. Well, you should have upgraded your skills and figured it out and went and got a different career at this point. Well, when did you lose that job then? In 20.
Starting point is 00:06:14 I left that department. Okay. You didn't just go to City County. You went to several local news stations. Why are you leaving shit out? One, maybe two news stations. Uh-huh. Yeah, you're going out in TV.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Yeah, but no offense. Anyone does that here? They're dead. And then I post about them once a week forever. Okay, but it's all... And destroy their lives. Huh? Everything that we shared was public record anyways.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Sure, but you were out there making... No, but just no... No way you're surprised that no one would hire you after that. You're a risky employment. Yeah. You're not entitled to employment. Well... You're a risky person.
Starting point is 00:06:51 higher. You're a troublemaker. The chief supported us. Huh? The chief supported us. He was like, yeah, go for it.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Like, you guys. They didn't want trouble. Honestly, right? The whole department that we deserved for us. The way is. Mostly money.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Okay. Lots of overtime. Get a different job. I'm so confused. Listen, I'm not, I'm not opposed to, because this is,
Starting point is 00:07:15 well, this was working for the public, right? Mm-hmm. I'm not opposed to unions in general as an overall concept, but mostly in the private marketplace where people can unionize. Public unions are horrible.
Starting point is 00:07:27 The teachers' public unions have destroyed public school. The public unions of transportation in New York City when Mondani, who I don't agree with on everything, wanted to do faster buses, they protested that because that would be less overtime for them. They're anti-progress. As a first responder, those... As a public good, though.
Starting point is 00:07:45 No, but as his first responder, those employment laws don't apply to us. So without a union, we're not... Any employment law. Yeah, but you essentially, we're not entitled. You came together. Yeah, we're not entitled to overtime.
Starting point is 00:07:55 It's good that you didn't have a union though. Union is making impossible for bad cops to be fired. Like, bad teachers to be fired. Public sector unions, impossible to automate our ports and get modern technology. Private sector, it makes more sense. And the public sector is insane. So I'm glad you guys didn't.
Starting point is 00:08:12 We were. I'm glad you didn't. But you were basically acting as one. We were a union. Yeah. Oh, you just said you weren't. No, we were. Oh, what the fuck you said?
Starting point is 00:08:20 then no shit. Hey, I'm glad you lost your job done. They always hold back society in the public sector specifically because you can't allow any public good to ever become better. I left there for a better job. What was your better job? Same thing, but I was making $56 an hour. Okay, that's great.
Starting point is 00:08:38 See, look how it works in the market. There was a job with more pay. But I like my department. We didn't want to leave. It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. That was the point. If you don't want to leave, then they shouldn't pay you more.
Starting point is 00:08:50 We didn't want to leave. They wouldn't have to pay you more. You took a job with better pay. You took a job with better pay. Yeah, because we had to. You didn't have to. Our department is the lowest paid. Yeah, but you didn't have to.
Starting point is 00:09:03 You chose to. The three surrounding counties. Congratulations. And yet people still work there. So you chose. Not very many of them. But guess what? When there's even less and less, they will be forced to pay more.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Guess what? Law enforcement here in Austin, we are horribly short staff. So there's like 50, $60,000. signing bonuses and every person makes over six figures who's working in law enforcement or police officer. The city is now having financial issues. Yeah, well, that happens when you're a poorly run city, which many cities over there are. So no one's really surprised by that.
Starting point is 00:09:34 But are we really shocked again? You went to news stations. You're causing a ruckus. Who would want to hire you? But what happened? You're in this other place. You had a good paying job. How'd you f*** that?
Starting point is 00:09:45 How'd you f*** that? You're on probation for 18 months. and I... At my old department, I was working so much overtime that I didn't have time to realize that I had a bunch of shit that I didn't deal with. Oh, like what? Oh, here we go. What didn't you deal with?
Starting point is 00:10:06 My friend got stabbed while we were working. Well, that's not good. You should call, you should dispatch the cops to them. He was a cop. Okay, you should dispatch a second cop. I did. I was the dispatcher on it. Okay, that's good. So that's sad.
Starting point is 00:10:21 The department failed us. What? How? About how? Like, what, what happened? We just had no support. I have said. Like, I got,
Starting point is 00:10:31 I had relief come in, and they just sent me home and nobody was like, hey, let's debrief before you leave. I mean, yes, that's, that is nice. And I would like that. And I would advocate for that as an employer. I would. Unfortunately, I mean, I will just say, in just brutal reality, in most jobs when someone loses a friend.
Starting point is 00:10:50 We have a therapist on staff. Okay, but most jobs don't is what I'm saying. And I know you were more intimate with it, with the dispatching situation. So, no, I'm on your side on this. I'm just trying to cont- Are you? Yes, I am. I would.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Again- Sounds like you don't support whistleblowers. Whistleblowers, what are you talking about? Whistleblower? She was asking for more money. And other, there were other issues. There were- I asked for the issues.
Starting point is 00:11:13 You're fucking money. I asked for them. You said money. Money was the biggest one. So shut the fuck of whistleblower. You're not, you're not Snowden. I don't know what you're talking about. But yes, no, I am interested.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Because I'm saying if I was an employer, I would have made sure you got all the help possible. I am trying to compare it. Who's the overall 95% of jobs? It wouldn't have happened anyway. Do people get stabbed here? No, but people that they're close to get stabbed. So yes, people lose family members and friends all the time.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Yes, you're more intimately involved in that. Again, I am on your side here. I'm just trying to make a comparison where it's like that wouldn't have happened pretty much anywhere. Okay. I... Good one, I guess. But, okay, what happens?
Starting point is 00:11:52 I think the department owed more to us. I wish they did. They didn't. Yeah. Wouldn't it happened in both places? But so what? What's next step? Is next step lose our entire life?
Starting point is 00:12:03 Because you did. And that's your choice in the end. I tried really hard to find another job. And it... Well, why did you have to find another job? I'm confused. Any job. Because the job that I...
Starting point is 00:12:14 Go back to that job. The job, they won't hire me. No, no. Why did you get fired? You didn't say why he got fired. You just said you went home one day after your friend got stabbed. No, no, no, no. I left that department because of all of the issues we were having.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Went to another department. All the issues. You keep saying these generic terms. I, we were getting paid shitty. What, the one where you made $53 an hour? No, the one before that. No, I'm talking about $53 an hour or one. Yeah, okay, that one I just, it didn't work out.
Starting point is 00:12:41 The department was bigger than I expected it to be. What? So? I went from, Wait, which one did your friend get stabbed that? My first department. We were on the second department. Why are you bringing that up for tears?
Starting point is 00:12:55 No offense. I mean, I'm, listen, I was on your side for the tears for a second ago, but go your tears there because we were literally talking about your second job. Why when I brought up, why when I brought up, why did that job not work out? You immediately bounced back to your first job to get some tears and sympathy. No. I'm sorry, I was on your side and you f*** it. So what happened with the second job was my damn question.
Starting point is 00:13:18 So at the first department, I was working. Well, listen. I was, I worked in one, in my last full year there, I worked 632 hours of over. Yeah? Well, that's great for your first job. Let's hear about the second one. When I went to the second one, all of that time that I didn't have to process, all of the shit that I dealt with, that all came up in all the free time I had because I wasn't working over to. Go to therapy.
Starting point is 00:13:44 I am. Well, then. I wasn't aware. A therapy? No. I wasn't aware I had issues. You weren't aware of therapy? I wasn't aware that I was fpped up in the head.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Well, how'd that impact your job? If you weren't aware that you should get therapy, then how the f*** were you having issues? I'm so confused. Because when I had more time, like... Sure, and that's when you realize you have issues, so go to therapy. Yes, but my job was suffering because of it. Okay, but how long?
Starting point is 00:14:12 I was only there like seven months. That's a long time. It's not. Not in law enforcement. Not in law enforcement. Oh, shut the... God. That's a long time to realize you have issues.
Starting point is 00:14:24 And try to seek some help. If you don't at that point, I'm sorry, that is your fault for not seeking help. I mean, again, I'm on your side where I wish they helped you and I was advocating for therapy, big therapy advocate here,
Starting point is 00:14:37 okay? But if you literally chose for seven months of knowing you were struggling to not get therapy. No, I was. At what? You just said you weren't. No, I was getting,
Starting point is 00:14:47 like, working on getting help. But it took me... What's working on getting help? I believe you can get therapy in about now. Realizing that I had issues. How long? How long did that take?
Starting point is 00:14:59 It took a minute to... Oh, okay. When you start taking... You're going to make me look like an asshole, but come on, I can read right through this. When you're taking calls that trigger other previous calls? You said you're struggling with your free time, not with the calls you had. So now you're saying something different. It all relates because you...
Starting point is 00:15:18 Okay. So you can... You're going to do that job. In dispatch, you have to compartmentalize that, like, okay, I worked this call. My friend got stabbed. Put that away on the next thing. Okay. And now when I'm taking other calls, all of that shit that I didn't deal with, now that I'm not as busy, I'm like.
Starting point is 00:15:32 So seven months, why didn't you deal with it? I was getting there. What is getting there? Where are you? Realizing that I had issues. Getting into therapy. How many months in did you figure out of your issues? Huh?
Starting point is 00:15:44 It took a couple. Okay, two months in. There you had five months more. Therapy you can get tomorrow. So what's the issue? I was doing that. Okay. But you still have to work through shit.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Yes. It's not an instant fix. That's true. But also administrative leave, different things. That was on probation. Did you specifically go to your boss and ask for help and say what was going on? No. Then, okay.
Starting point is 00:16:07 It was a different boss. I didn't know. What? No! You will have a different boss at every company ever. I'm sorry. If you didn't advocate for yourself, then I can't have sympathy. I was going to have sympathy.
Starting point is 00:16:18 I was having sympathy throughout. that even though I was trying to pull holes because I was like, oh, she definitely seems like a person that's a victim always. So the, so I knew there was going to be something there. I'm sorry, if in seven months of someone having an issue, they didn't once go to their boss who's responsible for their employment and say, I'm struggling because my friend from my previous dispatch job got shot. I think the dispatcher boss might have some sympathy. Yeah. And you choosing to not do that.
Starting point is 00:16:47 and to advocate for yourself once, you cannot be surprised at the consequences. And it's hard for me to feel bad about those consequences. I feel horrible for your friend. And what happened? Did they die? No. He ended up being fine.
Starting point is 00:17:06 But... I'm really trying to be the most sympathetic person in the world. You are taking everything from me. You're taking everything from me. You're taking everything. Stop it. Stop it. I'm so glad he's alive.
Starting point is 00:17:18 But he should have died. For the same thing, of your tears. Like, well, like, so what? Seven months? Wait, how quickly did he come back? Um, it was a couple months. Okay, when did you know he was going to be alive?
Starting point is 00:17:32 Um, when he texted me the next day to, he, no, listen. So seven months of struggling in the next job? You gotta text the next day? He texted me the next day. That was the first I heard anything and he was the only person who did any sort of like, hey, what happened? happened last night, are you good? I get that.
Starting point is 00:17:52 And that's crazy that the only person who asked was the officer that got stabbed. I agree. But dude, completely survived. Next day was totally fine. I went back to work the next day. Yeah, but seven months later in your new job, you're saying you're struggling?
Starting point is 00:18:07 No, I think you're just, you are a struggle. At that point, you are a struggle. It wasn't the trauma from that. It was compounding trauma from a bunch of events. But this is starting to sound more like TikTok, trauma than real trauma. No, I worked a bunch of crazy shit in the span of my last year there. And I dispatching? Yeah. My last, my last, my last, pause, pause, no, wait. No, no, no, I'm going to let you finish. I'm going to let you finish. Can I just have a quick thing? Quick thing. Relax. Quick thing.
Starting point is 00:18:37 You experienced a bunch of crazy shit and dispatching. Yes. No, f***ing. That's dispatching. Do a different job. I worked 632 hours over time that year. I didn't have time to process any of it. Okay, yeah, yeah, sure. I worked seven days, so I was working 60 hours. I promise you could finish, finish. I never let women finish, finish. It's the vibe you give. Oh, I just, I struggle with the mission.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Got really get in there. No, no, no, I do fine. Finish, please. Says yourself. Self-appointed. Just like your victimhood. Continue, please. I said you can finish.
Starting point is 00:19:15 I have been diagnosed with PTSD. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Anyone can get diagnosed with PTSD. But it was the first place I ever worked and the department very much pushes things off that I didn't know that I was having issues. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:19:34 That's what I'm saying. No, no, no, no. I mean, I feel, I feel, trust me, I, it's an incredibly difficult job. We need big support for dispatchers. There's, what you are seeing is not unreasonable at the fact that we need better support for dispatchers. That's not unreasonable.
Starting point is 00:19:55 But your f*** swings, your f fiends at victimhood and losing everything here are so much more dramatic. But the fact that the dude texted you in the next day that he survives when you know, in this conversation before I asked that, you made it sound like he was dead and you were struggling with that seven months later
Starting point is 00:20:11 in your new job. With the way you present information and the way you think about your life, you are victim to the extreme. That is a hard job. People deal with some crazy shit and they need support and let's advocate for that together. But don't over sensationalize your existence. You should have immediately said that the dude survived.
Starting point is 00:20:35 I went home not knowing. No, but you knew the next day. You should have immediately said in this conversation the dude survived because you know the way you set it up. You made it sound like he was dead. Because you more prefer the attention. Of being a victim. Don't. I actually, my mom brings this story up all the time to be, like, people are like, oh,
Starting point is 00:20:58 it's the craziest call you've ever taken. Oh, tell them about this. Why would you say that? Did you tell your mom not to say that anymore? I have. And she still says it? Sometimes. Until she's a bitch.
Starting point is 00:21:08 I don't know. She shouldn't say it anymore. She is. At least you advocated for yourself. Insurance is entering a new era. Policyholders expect a fast and flexible experience from the insurers they trust. That's why. modern insurers run on ad yen.
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Starting point is 00:21:46 Like, I mean, you're not a child. Damn. Well, you're 37, it's upper 30s. 34. My four looks like seven. Okay, 834, you're fine. I mean, it's just like, I'm just saying like, if you can't advocate for yourself at this point,
Starting point is 00:22:00 it's like, what are we doing, right? You've got to learn that at some point or else you just can't put yourself in situations where you have any kind of, where there might be complications. I'm really good at compartmentalizing, and that's what I did. Are you?
Starting point is 00:22:12 No. No. Did you hear that word on TikTok and you're just hearing everything on TikTok and you're diagnosing yourself with that? No, I've always been. Because anyone can have, have PTSD from the situation get diagnosed. That's so easy. You have no idea how easy it is.
Starting point is 00:22:26 People can get PTSD for everything, which I'm not even saying you don't. But the fact is, it's just really hard to respect as a term today because of how easy it is to get diagnosed. And we know the dude literally survived. Then you woke up the next day with a text, I'm alive. Oh, you stayed up all night? Okay. No, it was like well into the day. Oh, my bad. I'm sorry. You're right. You know what? You're right. That is, um, Absolutely tragic and just as bad as him dying. I'm being told you actually never went to the therapy that was provided. Work therapy, no.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Because I didn't have time to with work. Well, they provided therapy, but because of your schedule, you didn't go. Because I was working. No, no, no, no. You know she made it sound like earlier. Just like, again, making it sound like he died. She made it sound like they didn't provide. I said they provided it.
Starting point is 00:23:18 I said we had a therapist. You said there was a therapist, but you made it sound like they didn't provide the support. You didn't go He had a therapist on like But you didn't go When was I supposed to go? Okay I was working 12 hour shifts
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Starting point is 00:25:44 Huh? Okay, 12 hours a day, 13th hour. Hey girl, if you're in that much of a crisis, I'm sorry, 12 hours. hours a day, those are difficult shifts. You have another 12 hours in a day. I'm not saying, I'm not saying it's easy. I'm not sitting here saying it's easy. But you making it sound worse and then literally not doing the one basic thing.
Starting point is 00:26:06 One basic thing and blaming them for it. Come on. Right? Am I wrong? No, I know that I should have gone. Well, there we go. And I knew that it was a resource, but it didn't feel accessible. Oh, it didn't feel.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Now it's feel. Ladies and gentlemen, we got the feelings over the objective reality. Good death woman. What the fuck do I do with you? I can't deal with I didn't feel. Honestly, I asked myself every day.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Well, you got to stop being an introspective. You've got to stop asking yourself shit. You just need to live, dude. You're thinking way too much about your shit. You're in your own head. You're in your own head. Why do you get stabbed? Weird?
Starting point is 00:26:51 Why? Um, it was a theft that was technically a robbery. Okay, well, I'm glad he's alive. It was a loose robbery, but it technically was a robbery. The guy actually ended up getting charged with attempted murder run officer. Yeah, as he should have. What was he robbing? Quick stop.
Starting point is 00:27:15 And he stole... Tequitos? No, like the... The packs of donuts? Broke us stabbed over donuts? work for you. I can't seem to find my license, but... And a brisk, and I think single pop-tarts out of the pop-tar box... And where did he get stabbed?
Starting point is 00:27:32 In the head. Oh, that's a big one. That's in the no-no area. Yeah. But you knew the next day he was alive. So, when's the last time you worked in law enforcement? November 20, 24. Okay, two years ago.
Starting point is 00:27:51 Yeah. You don't still claim law enforcement, like, discounts to you? I will use my discount if it is online. I don't ask for it. You got fired, girl. Fired. Okay, second job.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Still, you haven't told me what happened to that. The department was bigger than I expected. I went from dispatch. No, listen, the city population was 150,000 people, and it doubled during the day because of the large businesses in the city. And I went from dispatching just police to police fire an ambulance. and I was overwhelmed. It was...
Starting point is 00:28:26 Aren't you working only 40 hours a week at that point, though, then as you say? Yes, but the call volume was more than I expect. So you left? I was released from probation, released from probation is the technical term. You got fired. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Okay, and after that point is where you're saying they will not hire you anymore. I was... At that time, I was at another department. like per diem. What? Yeah. So even still you got hired at that point.
Starting point is 00:28:56 No, I was hired there before. I was per diem. So like when they needed coverage and I just went there full time. And what happened? I have no idea actually. No, no, no. Did you get fired? I came in one day and they said, we actually don't need you anymore.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Oh, well, that might be fair. But like nothing happened. I didn't ever. Oh, no, no, no. You're per diem. Then you decided to go full time. Maybe they didn't need it. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:29:16 I mean, that's reality. Yeah. Especially with government budgets, local government budget. It's very difficult. And it's a super small. Exactly. Very difficult. Okay. So, Lady goes on local news. Multiple City Council meetings is the face of it. Multiple news reports. Very good.
Starting point is 00:29:32 Next place gets fired because she's bad at her job. Blame whatever reason you want. And now she is shocked that she cannot get hired in this, by the way. I'm not shocked. By the way. I know. I know. I know. I don't want to go back. Have you, have you not expressed the amount of trauma that you get from this job? That is a crazy job. I don't think you're fit for it. Why would you want to go back? It's not a responsibility at this point to take care of you.
Starting point is 00:29:57 If you deal with an issue there. If you keep going back. You're the fucking abused wife that keeps going back. Don't. I really enjoy it. What? Don't think of trouble from it. I know.
Starting point is 00:30:11 It's complicated. What do I do with it? No, just get another job. Prize in the bag. I have a job. Yes. And I hate it. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:19 You don't really make enough in you. So how'd you do? your house? I sold my house before I lost it because I was unemployed for so long. Did you walk away with a pile? A little bit. How much? 25. Where is it? Most of it's in a savings account. Thank you. Okay. When was that? When I sold my house? Yes. August of last year. Okay. Is when I closed. So since then, what has life been about? I guess you're complaining in the pre-interview how your MAGA parents made you buy it. I don't know what the...
Starting point is 00:30:53 What does I have to do with it? Do MAGA parents just make kids buy houses? No, they've always like... That's what you do is you buy a house and you get married and you have kids. It's pretty standard, I guess, yeah. So they like push me... They're like, oh, you should do this. You should buy a house.
Starting point is 00:31:08 And I'm really good at doing what you're supposed to do. It sounds like it rewarded you. You walked away with a net gain. Yeah, but I also live at my parents. house now. Now, but that wasn't their fault for saying buy a house. That was your fault for getting fired from a job and going on television. That wasn't their fault for telling you to get a house. It's always someone else's fault with you, isn't it? No. I... Oh, no? No. Okay. How is it your MAGA family's fault? I can fully acknowledge that I left my first
Starting point is 00:31:40 apartment and I ruined my life. Why were you complaining about your MAGA pairs? Because I wouldn't have ever bought that house. That sounds like they helped you Not really They said here You should buy a house Good and you walked away with the net gain What's the complaint
Starting point is 00:31:55 I'm so confused And how does it tie to MAGA I'm so confused I don't agree with MAGA On everything of course But I'm not blaming them For this notebook ripping I'm just like American dream shit
Starting point is 00:32:08 And And you made $40,000 What are we complaining about right now? Please walk me through it Walk me through it. I'm going to need a little assistance. I'm calling for a dispatch of assistance from you to me right now. Like they pushed me to buy a house.
Starting point is 00:32:32 And I don't think I was ready for that. Like I... And the consequences were... Were that I didn't know what I was doing? And the consequences of that were... Yes, I ended up making money, but I wouldn't have ever bought that. hated my house. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:50 And the consequences of that were... I don't know. Then why are you complaining about your mag of parents pushing you to get the house? I don't get it. Because I didn't want it. Then sell it. I did. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:33:05 So why are you complaining about your mag of parents pushing you to get this house? I don't know. I feel like a... Are you a leftist or something? I am the furthest left person that I know. But I live in... That's not a good thing. You definitely shouldn't be the furthest right or...
Starting point is 00:33:19 or left of anyone you know in life. But I live in MAGA country, so... Yeah, but you're still in California in the end. But yes, you're right, you're right. It is certainly more red there. But even still, in a red area, there's lots of... I'm in Red, Texas. There's lots of blue around me here in Austin.
Starting point is 00:33:34 You know, that's not how it works, right? And even in blue, Austin, there's lots of right-wing people here. Like I said, I don't agree with MAGA and everything. Of course, but I don't think that means being far left is... reasonable. Extremism is never good. And if you're the furthest in one direction you know, that's extreme.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Furthest less when everybody I know is MAGA is. Girl, I'm sorry. If you're trying to blame your MAGA parents for pushing you to get a house that you literally walked away positive from and you couldn't tell me one downside, it sounds like you have some kind of derangement. I just, I don't care to own a home. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:34:12 How do you, why do you blame MAGA parents for that? Like, is that not crazy? Is that a... Is that... That's like, um... Uh... Um... Let me think of an example.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Who's like a reasonable person on the right? A lot of... All the talking heads are all extreme... Do they... Do any of them exist? Well, no. To you? No.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Of course not. Anyone even slightly... No. ...center left to you is probably a fascist. But... Oh. Wait, you voted for Trump in 2016, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:45 Oh, because your parents made you. What, that is, how do you? You have no agency, do you? No. Girl, you're older than me. I voted in 2016. You have no agency. Who's a normal commentator on the right?
Starting point is 00:34:57 Just, let's just say, doocy. I don't know who has public opinions, but I called into a show once, okay? Doocy. Okay, he's the correspondent from Fox to the White House, docy. Let's say he bought a house. And his parents were, they just, they voted for Obama. And he said, crazy communist parents forced me to buy a house.
Starting point is 00:35:17 house. Do you not see how that's just insane? Like, why are you attaching it to their political identity? You have to be a, like, crazy person at that point. It just... Like, why do you attach their political identity to it? I don't get it. Because it's the conservative American dream, like, oh... No, it's the American dream. People on the left want to buy houses. But I... What are you talking about? Like, the... People on the right right now, economically are advising actually like, don't buy. That renting makes more sense. Like, they've always just pushed the... Like, do X, Y, and Z because that's what you're supposed to do.
Starting point is 00:35:52 And how does your parents force you to vote for someone? I've never seen that. But that's just how, not even just me, but everybody in the area is just conditioned. Oh, you mean during a political campaign, they campaigned for the person they wanted to win? Not even campaigned, but just that's how everybody's raised all the time is conservative. It's a conservative country. Here, people don't raise more liberal. That's not crazy.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Regions have different things. Yeah, but I I was uninvolved at that point. What? Just go vote for, who was that? Clinton, who cares? What? You said because everyone around you voted for Trump,
Starting point is 00:36:33 you have to vote Trump? That's just what I... That's what I thought was the right answer. Oh, so you just thought you wanted to vote for him. Okay, so, and then you change your beliefs. Who cares? Yeah. I am so confused how you were complaining in the process.
Starting point is 00:36:49 pre-interview about them forcing you to do that. What the f*** is wrong with you? What the fuck? See, yeah, because you were just going on a tangent and stuff. You're going on a tangent on the phone. I literally have your notes, word for word, that America is a racist and misogynist country. How are we misogynist at this point? We're built on a patriarchy.
Starting point is 00:37:06 At this point, we can always look back. For all of human history, 10,000 years from now, we can still look back to slavery if we want to. Does that mean, that is what life is like 10,000 years from now. You're right, women did not have the rights of vote.
Starting point is 00:37:24 We did not have a good history when it comes to equal rights in this country. We're talking today. How are we misogynist specifically today? Misogyny is built into everything. I'm literally being pushed to hire women at this company. Just so we can have more women. When in content, typically men work disproportionately more
Starting point is 00:37:47 on the video editing side, and I am being pushed so it doesn't look sexist to hire women. We're literally, I'm not going to do it because I refuse to live that way and I'm only going to hire people based on merit, but I'm being pushed to hire a less qualified person because they're a woman just so we can have more women here. I am being pushed internally for that. I won't do it. But that is an actual thing that has happened behind the scenes here. Where is the misogyny?
Starting point is 00:38:13 Do you want me to hire a less qualified person because they're a woman? No. Then where's the misogyny today, right? now. In elected office, women make up 50% of the population, but only hold like 30% of office. Get more run for office. That's, yeah. It's not misogynistic that they voted for someone that they wanted to represent them. I know a lot of people who don't vote for women because they're women. Well, that's a misogynistic person. Do we have a misogynistic country? As a whole. Do you think Clinton specifically lost because she was a woman? No, I wouldn't have voted for Hillary Clinton.
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Starting point is 00:39:37 Where's the misogyny? You are going to find women literally online on TikTok just as much as those people who will not vote for men because men are evil. I will equally find that. I will equally find that. So that doesn't mean the country's anti-men either. So how are we as a full-on society misogynistic? Please tell me.
Starting point is 00:39:59 You can find individual people. You can find individual racist. Doesn't mean we're a racist country. DIY programs were very beneficial. Not necessarily as a whole, but as a collective. It is still very... Hold on. I am?
Starting point is 00:40:17 No, not necessarily... You just said as a collective? No, no, no, no. I'm a part of the collector. Not you specifically, but as... Brandon? Maybe Brandon. Well, maybe Brandon.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Lindsay? No, not Lindsay. Lindsay's a girl. She's a girl. She's a girlie pop. And I'm a girl's girl. Mika? Is this a little Puerto Rican over there?
Starting point is 00:40:36 Like what? Is he a big... Okay, I'm going to give you a chance again. How are we as a country misogynistic and racist? It's... systemic. I'm waiting for examples to how we are.
Starting point is 00:40:52 We can look back forever. Where in our societal DNA right now? If we were still redlining, I would agree with the racism part. 922 of the most powerful people in the country. Only 180 of them are...
Starting point is 00:41:09 What powerful people? What are you talking about? You're talking about elected officials? Elected officials. People can run for office. People in charge of police departments. Advocate for more women? to run for office.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Police departments, obviously law enforcement vastly, just like nursing heavily skews towards women, law enforcement heavily skews towards men. That's not racist, though. Tech heavily skews towards men, that's not racist. Art heavily skews towards women. That's not misogynistic or mensogynousistic. No.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Mestandrist. Yeah, there you go. I'm not a victim, so I don't care to memorize words like that. That industries lean certain ways. Please, tell me again then. obviously elected office, more women advocate for them to run, including on the right. Because we're about 50-50 in terms of swinging back and forth. So you're going to need more Republican women for that ratio to go up.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Advocate. But people can still vote for who they think is the best. And I don't think we're in a place in this country where people are... But no specific examples. You can't actually think of a real thing that we are racist or misogynist. There actually might be real examples that I haven't thought of because this isn't my daily focus of being a victim. But I guess you just can't talk on them.
Starting point is 00:42:29 There's... Can you? Can I have a example besides people running for office by choice? Is since seven... Since the beginning of the Supreme Court. Okay. All but six of them have been white men. And only three of them have...
Starting point is 00:42:47 Only... Because I care about today. Women couldn't run for, women couldn't vote. Yes. Okay, you can look back on the history. History, bad. Not always the best. Go back to ancient Greece.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Not very good either. Okay, you'll get it in every inch of this planet. Not great. Native American culture wasn't great. Lots of shaving those skulls. Not great. Eating hearts down in the Aztecs, not the best. We can apply history.
Starting point is 00:43:14 It was bad for all cultures forever. What about today? Okay, we got a black man, a Hispanic, woman, a white woman. That's it. Ginsburg was on there. She died kind of recently. Yeah, and was replaced.
Starting point is 00:43:30 Is Alito white? Alito doesn't seem like a white name. Is he white? He is. You consider all white, white? I think so. Nobody's like Italian. After 9-11, that is white.
Starting point is 00:43:41 What the f***? All of your 90s, 2000 movies, Italians were, you know, that was big that they weren't big. have a black woman as well. As someone who cares about identity politics, I said, I said we had a Hispanic woman, a black man, and a white woman.
Starting point is 00:43:57 I thought you had black women. Then we have another Hispanic woman and a black woman. Hold on. We're one, two, three, four, five minorities in four straight white men. She's white. Yeah, woman. I said, you were saying all straight white men.
Starting point is 00:44:18 Besides straight white men, it's vast majority not straight white men. Currently. Yes. All that matters is today. Why do you care about 1803? Random year. Why does a year that we did not live in matter? In the entire history of the Supreme Court? These are the only people of color. Is today not the only time? No, no, no. I think, I think Clarence Thomas replaced the black man.
Starting point is 00:44:46 I think. Isn't that true? I mean, I wasn't alive or I was barely alive. And also, no, Ginsburg. Notorious B-I-G, right? Yeah, RBG. There you go. I don't know what you said, but it wasn't that. Nope. Who did Justice Alito replace?
Starting point is 00:45:10 Justice Thomas. Sandra Day O'Connor. Sounds like a man. It's in front of me. So today's all that matters. Today. Today, you're a failure. That's all that matters.
Starting point is 00:45:26 Today, Supreme Court is actually quite diverse. Why do we care about 1829, another random year? Who cares? We weren't alive. It doesn't matter. History is always bad no matter what. Guess what? The African countries, bad history as well. Yeah. So our history is not the only bad history.
Starting point is 00:45:42 You only focus on ours. So let's... Because I live here. Yes, you live here in the present and today. So focus on today that it has gotten better. And we can appreciate that and celebrate that. And move on with your... and do something productive instead of bitching to moaning.
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Starting point is 00:47:55 No? Then can you give me another example of today where we are misogynistic and racist? I will give you a final chance. I heard you got angry when you heard I went on Rogan, by the way. Why? I can't talk to a dude. You know the dude is actually socially quite progressive.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Just economically on the right. You went on there and you talked about... They only want me on right-wing shows, but you platform a bunch of people who come on here and aren't interesting enough to be anything other than racist to make good TV. What? We've had more people like you than them.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Over the course of four years, yes. The couple people that have been racist has been literally the last two months, ever. In the last four years, it's been freaks like you. We've been trying to get more right-wing people to balance it out. But most right-wing people that come on the show on their no-no list, just like you gave me a couple no-noes, remember them?
Starting point is 00:48:50 Mm-hmm. Have I followed them so far? Yeah. Good. They said they don't want to talk about politics, so I respected, just like I'm respecting yours. So sit down and shut the fuck up. Why are you upset about me going on Rogan and talking to an individual?
Starting point is 00:49:03 You went on there and complained that all you get is right-wing shows, but that's the majority of what you're platforming right now. So, of course, that's how your algorithm's going to push you out. That's literally right-wing people are not all-in-planned. But you said that nobody wants you on left-wing shows. Unfortunately, yes, but we have gotten accepted a little more. Cuomo got us, CNN got us, so I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:49:26 Destiny was going to come here. I think his flight got canceled. Maybe we'll reschedule. Who knows? So it got a little better, okay? Since then. But yes, at that point, only the right wing, even though I'm not even hyper-right-wing.
Starting point is 00:49:37 Like, economically, yes, I leaned to the right economically, for sure. But because of the fucks like you. But the thing is, I mean, socially, I'm actually decently on the left. I'm not crazy. Like, cut the f***s off children and shit like that. But, like, you know, you people are just extremist. I don't think I'm extreme. I think.
Starting point is 00:50:00 Okay, you're angry at me for going on Rogan. You're calling us, if you're calling the entirety of the United States today, racist and misogynistic, that's pretty extreme. Not the entirety. How is the United States today? I'm going to give you another change. of it is. Ah, you're pressing the goalpost. Now, that is not what you said.
Starting point is 00:50:17 That is not what you said. You said America. You said the United States is. And a generalized... And then you said because of the elected officials and the Supreme Court. Now you're really trying to say, well, no, a certain groups of people.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Come on. I'll give you another chance. One more time. Last chance officially. How is America today? In your own words, sexist, racist. And maybe it is, by the way. She just can't bring up any real points.
Starting point is 00:50:45 And this isn't my topic that I care to learn that much about. I'm more interested in economics. So I can't speak on it. But please, give me something. I want to learn. I want to learn. I mean, I'm learning right now from my producers. You hate that I bash California.
Starting point is 00:51:00 I don't even bash California. On Morgan, you did. California is my dream state to live in. You should move to California. That would be horrible for me. It would not. I would lose 13% of my money. It would be really bad for me.
Starting point is 00:51:12 And the employment laws are an absolute joke. It would be better. No, my literal lifestyle of weather might be good, but besides that, no. Everything else would be worse. That's the thing. I love California, so I wanted to do well. They shouldn't be building this new startup shipyard that was supposed to be in L.A. On the Fribe Bay of Houston and that swampy pit of a disaster.
Starting point is 00:51:34 The fact that so many corporate relocations are coming to Dow should speak something. All the success they have right now is because of something they did back in the day. They're not doing new success. The tech companies that are there, they've mostly been there. Yeah, there's still a startup ecosystem, most venture capital in the Bay Area. But L.A., incredible.
Starting point is 00:51:52 I would love to L.A. This show would thrive in L.A. Thrive. But I can't live there with their homeless situation. I can't live there with their crime situation, their catch and release. Even the show on more left-wing platform with left-wing people in it
Starting point is 00:52:07 called My Worst Neighbor and My Worst X, both of those shows on Netflix. Half the f f f***ing examples on there where people who got arrested in California in immediately release and then filled someone. So no, I can't take my girl there. I can't potentially have kids with her there. I can't.
Starting point is 00:52:27 There's school systems in the shitter even though they're paying a shit ton of money per pupil. I can't. I shit on California because I wanted to do incredible so I can move there. I want it to be great for business. Hiring? Walkable, beautiful, actually building housing.
Starting point is 00:52:41 for their people instead of being performative with their rent control. So that's why I care about what should be the best state in this country. I want to be there. I can't when it's a f***mass. That's not unreasonable. I don't know. I think as a California girl, it is objectively the best. You live in Central Valley.
Starting point is 00:53:00 Yeah, but I'm... No one wants to live there. No, nobody wants to live there. So shit the fuck up. But I'm too first from everything. If even. Well, we pretty much... Two hours from the beach, two hours from the snow.
Starting point is 00:53:09 Two hours from... We're, what, three hours with the flight? So good enough. I'd rather live in a place where I'm not just going to die from someone that got released. That committed a murder yesterday. That. In a place where I can employ people and fire them if they suck. You can do that in California.
Starting point is 00:53:24 Yeah, and you'll get sued. Not if you have caused. Oh, trust me. I think my lawyers know a little bit more about this when we considered where we were going to move. Then a basically unemployed 34-year-old who lives with their mom. I'm being mean to you. How are you? You having a okay day so far?
Starting point is 00:53:44 How's your trip to Austin? It's been awful. Well, that's not good. Why? My flight got delayed yesterday. Why am I? My eye won't stop watering. I know. It's because you're insufferable.
Starting point is 00:53:56 It's just this one. My flight got delayed yesterday. Twice. Ah, the damn Republicans. The mega airlines! And then they... Who's the... Who's the new Pete Buttigieg?
Starting point is 00:54:12 Who replaced? Sean Duffy. John Duffy! How dare you! The challenge star. Real world. I'm not as into politics as everyone thinks I am. Just get like you. Okay, very good.
Starting point is 00:54:27 So how are your finances today, though? Like, obviously it's a mess. What's your plan? What are you going to do now? What are you going to do now? And no, complaining about MAGA is not going to fix your life, by the way. So maybe less focus on terminal online extremism, more focus on improving your own life,
Starting point is 00:54:42 because that's the only thing that's the fucking. matters in the end. So what options are there going forward for you? Stop it. Sorry. It's okay. You can wear it, just don't twist it. I'm going to keep doing it. Okay. Oh my goodness. I have another person. Oh my gosh. I can't believe. I'm getting notes. You shouldn't have said all these things in the interview. I personally believe billionaires, corporations and the wealthy are not paying their fair share of taxes. Well, the working class
Starting point is 00:55:08 people struggle. You know what working class people are like make the most money out of any major country and have the most disposable income, which is like income after the necessary stuff. But why are we giving tax returns to corporations? Tax returns. Yes. We're giving tax returns. Tax returns. Tax returns. Yes. Tax returns. Yes. We give tax returns to people to people with kids. Tax returns. What do you talk about tax returns? You're talking about where they spend more money than they make on paper so they have to pay less taxes because they're employing people investing in R&D and new technology. Any of those companies are in your
Starting point is 00:55:40 home state, girly. They're why your state even... exists anymore, Silicon Valley be thankful for the Bay Area because L.A. doesn't exist. So if it wasn't for those, I don't think they'd be there. And people, they can back up and move just like anyone else. Anywhere else. They'll go to Ireland for the corporate HQ.
Starting point is 00:55:57 We don't want that. No, but I mean... You want to pull a UK where they all go to Dubai? No, thank you. I like when they're here. There are consequences to performative policies. And also, what do you mean tax returns to There are like fortune
Starting point is 00:56:12 100 companies that have gotten tax money back from... What context? What context? Is it when they got... They went to a new area and they reached a deal with a city? No, like, Chase of... This is probably from a couple years ago, but Chase Bank got a tax return. I know... What was the context? On what? You're saying Chase is not a tax net contributor? I haven't heard of this specific Chase thing. I'm going to check it, but... Chase Bank was one of them. I know, like, Amazon paid zero dollars in corporate taxes.
Starting point is 00:56:54 But that was because they spent more than they made for the longest time. They weren't a profitable company until recent years. You know that, right? Are you saying companies should have to pay taxes on money when they're not profitable? So me as a business, let's say we make a million dollars to see. Insurance is entering a new era. Policyholders expect a fast and flexible experience from the insurers they trust. That's why modern insurers run on ad yen.
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Starting point is 00:57:42 No, if you're... Hold on, that was Amazon. Yes, that was Amazon. Also, one of the biggest employers and not with bad wages, either, the entire country. You want to punish them. Not punish them, but they...
Starting point is 00:57:57 I don't think they should be getting... They're paying great taxes now. What, you want to be AOC and prevent brand new campus coming to New York with thousands of new jobs? Consequences of performative policies? No, I... I think that
Starting point is 00:58:14 Okay, specifically There are like Eight Amazon warehouses Yeah Within driving distance of me Uh-huh And they don't do anything To better the community
Starting point is 00:58:26 Well, I would say the people that work there They build their warehouse Off of a two-lane road and Like You know a lot of people work there, right? Yes. That's benefiting your community Those people put money into your system
Starting point is 00:58:38 Upgrade the infrastructure that you're building in You mean the roads? The roads, yeah. That would be good. Now, that's the city's responsibility. Advocate for the city, not the corporation. All, like... Roads are a public good.
Starting point is 00:58:52 Yeah. Why are you complaining about Amazon? They're literally employing thousands of people in your city who are going and spending money at restaurants and other... Dude, you're broken. What is it, please? Okay, get your point. Get your point.
Starting point is 00:59:02 So, very specifically, there's an Amazon warehouse, and I just saw Walmart one right next to it the other day. Crazy. Built off of a... two lane road, but that traffic now... This is the city's responsibility. Dude, you're actually... No, no, no. This is actually...
Starting point is 00:59:18 Okay, actually... It should be Amazon's responsibility. Because that two-lane road wouldn't be a problem if Amazon wasn't there. It's actually impressive. I've never witnessed someone so far left that they're actually... They're actually advocating for de-growth policies. I've never seen someone sit and in real life advocate for a de-growth policy. That's one of the...
Starting point is 00:59:41 the most impressive things I've ever heard in my life. To not build warehouses because the city can't keep... I'm not saying not build them. I'm saying they need to put the infrastructure around them so it doesn't negatively affect... The warehouse? Why is it the warehouses? Whatever. It's a city. Or the states?
Starting point is 00:59:59 No, they're building in rural areas that this two-lane road isn't an issue. So New York City... Without the warehouse. New York City, we want them to add more housing so people can afford... forward more, right? Yes. Should it be the people who build the housing's fault to add an extra lane to the highway because more people are moving in? They should have some sort of responsibility. They pay taxes, property taxes, which those warehouses certainly do, and income taxes and whatnot, pay to the state, redistributed to the city and the state of California thanks to their new jobs.
Starting point is 01:00:35 It's your city's fault for not allocating the resources properly. Advocate for that. Girl, there's lots of things I can complain about Amazon for. Some of the working conditions with heat, that shit was bad. You and me can be on the same page for that. But you went and advocated for a degrowth policy. That's one of the most insane things I've ever heard in my life. I'm not saying they should be fully responsible, but they should... They're paying taxes.
Starting point is 01:00:59 They're paying taxes for that infrastructure. If the city decides to not upgrade it, that's on the city. Vote for someone different. Okay, she's most likely referring to J.P. Morgan Chase. the parent company of Chase Bank, receiving a net 1.1 billion U.S. federal income tax refund on cash basis for 2035. Let's get the context, though. Why did they do it?
Starting point is 01:01:19 Because they overpaid estimated taxes in the prior year. You're so f***er. Oh, I love it. Thank you for making my show possible. For literally not knowing anything. Because that was such an easy lookup. Same thing would happen here. We have to do quarterly estimated taxes.
Starting point is 01:01:42 and if I pay too much, then I would get money packed. What's your Hammer Financial score? Because I know your score is like a thousand. Probably. Zero out of ten, zero being the worst, ten being the best. Probably a one. You're my favorite. I really appreciate you.
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Starting point is 01:02:54 I don't know if you need that but, you know, if you ever move out. What is your plan? I did try to ask you that. I need to get out of there. Yes, what's your plan? That was a great statement. That's also something that I need your help with. They also had settlements and adjustments from the IRS due to prior
Starting point is 01:03:12 your audits, I will say that. And of course, they had some tax credits as any business or individual to take advantage of, just like people with kids. have tax credit. So that inherently is not a bad thing. So, okay. So what job can you get? Because you're blacklisted, not unfairly so.
Starting point is 01:03:29 I... From a job that you want to do, even though you know you'll get traumatized from. Yeah. But you would get traumatized from literally the beep of the fries saying they're done cooking at McDonald's. No.
Starting point is 01:03:40 That'll lead to 10 more years of therapy with you. Go on, sorry. I'm being a dick, please. I'm being a dick, please. a dick. You probably just need to live in a place with more opportunity. Yes. That I do want to move out of the valley. Yeah. And if you want to, honestly, I really hate to say this, but I mean, they finally moved up from 50 to 49th, but California has the 49th worst unemployment rate in the country for a
Starting point is 01:04:10 reason. And people are relocating to like Dallas, Houston, Atlanta, Nashville, North Carolina. I know what you're saying. I know. I know. I know. Well, they're not horrible, but for reasons, because there's jobs and opportunity, because it's risky to hire in California. It's expensive to hire in California, and people are leaving. So I'm not saying you have to do that, but that is something I'd consider because you're going to probably move to another city in California, and they're not the best job market, especially with your lack of skills and resonating talent. My question for you is, are you guys pretending that the weather isn't awful here? No, it's really bad in the summer. Three months of the year, it's dog shit.
Starting point is 01:04:45 gorgeous winters and falls and springs. I don't like any of those. Gorgeous winter, fall, spring? It feels like it's raining, but it's not. That's humidity. Yeah, I guess it was a very human morning. I apologize for your new trauma and another 10 years of therapy. I definitely wasn't out prepared for the humidity.
Starting point is 01:05:06 Okay, we're not having a humidity conversation. I don't give a... Where and what job? Because what the f f you will not survive off of this. I know. Please, lady. Okay, what are the options? San Diego, Los Angeles, metros.
Starting point is 01:05:25 I have been mainly looking in the Bay Area. Okay. Do you work in tech? No. What the fuck you're going to do? You're going to be a barista. No, I... You're going to work in the services.
Starting point is 01:05:35 I've been applying for dispatch jobs. Dispatch. No one's going to, they're going to look your name up, dude. No one's going to hire you. And that's not unfair. You f*** it. I'm sorry, you f***ed it. Rip?
Starting point is 01:05:47 Okay. Not even rip to your friend. He survived. So it doesn't even matter. Ripped to your career in that. New career time. I got you a course career certification and whatever you want. There is tax certifications.
Starting point is 01:06:00 Take that go to the Bay Area. They like certifications there. Maybe you'll do something, okay? Accounting, do accounting for them. I don't know. It's still a brutal job market out there. Even with all the VC money, it's a brutal job market. Also, it's 48% humidity outside.
Starting point is 01:06:15 Oh, it's gone down. It was a bad time. Yeah. It was rough. I apologize for the PTSD. It was rough. Continue. I don't know how to budget.
Starting point is 01:06:28 And I need help with that. That doesn't matter if you literally don't ever get a job. I have a job. No, you're not going to survive in California 23 an hour. 25. 25 an hour. You're not going to survive. What are your goals?
Starting point is 01:06:41 Because you went from home ownership due to your evil MAGA parents. Okay, very good. I apologize for that. trauma and other 10 years of therapy for that one. I'll just keep stacking them. You're a homeowner. I'm shaking my boots. My Texas humid boots. I don't know. Great. Yeah, I know. So why am I seeing loaned a mom $1,400? When I was unemployed, she paid my car payment. How long are you unemployed? California has an incredible welfare state for losers.
Starting point is 01:07:20 Eight months. My unemployment was less than my mortgage. I'm fucking with her. If you go on unemployment for losing a job, you're not a loser. That's there for you. If you stay on it forever and you never look for a job and you're like the people who reacted to on the Caleb Hammers show over on our second channel, then you're a loser.
Starting point is 01:07:35 Sorry, go ahead. I was unemployed for almost nine months. Why didn't you actually, seriously, go work at McDonald's? I don't know. I applied. No, I applied it like Target. Home Depot, Starbucks. Yeah, but you know what you did with your resume and all those I guarantee you?
Starting point is 01:07:51 It's, I just... You made it look like you wanted to take them temporarily, just so you could pay the bills and go and get a better job. Just found out, um, because the company that I work for now was... Why are tears happening? They're not. Okay, it just sounds like it. No, my one eye just keeps swattering. No, no, I hear it in your voice.
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Starting point is 01:09:19 that my resume is awful. Yes. Nobody is surprised. Again, as always, nobody is surprised. How are you? Why did you not put... You live in California.
Starting point is 01:09:31 That's where a lot of the AI is being developed. Why did you not put it into AI and ask it? It would have told you that you are... And not only did your mom lend you money, she probably lent you an extra combo zone as well. Like, you are... Everything, you are broken. Don't know what else to tell you.
Starting point is 01:09:47 Do you owe her a monthly payment? Yes. Okay. I know we're going to call your mom in the post show. Tell her to stop supporting her ass. She is an evil magma mother. So probably kick you out for looking like a gay. Right?
Starting point is 01:10:06 No, my sister's gay. Wow, what an evil radical Republican. Your mother is for supporting your gay sister. I hate Republicans as much as I hate Democrats, but you're making me like them more. You shouldn't. They're annoying So what's the payment plan for this?
Starting point is 01:10:27 Your actual plan, not the plan Because I know there's no literal minimum But what's your plan? You're a license to be a hairdresser Yeah Go dress some hair Creature, come on I do occasionally
Starting point is 01:10:42 I don't have very many clients anymore Well no shit Go work in a salon, you freak You have to have clients in a salon Yeah, but don't you can get some random drop-ins and build that list again. But you have to pay booth rent and then you're not making money. Okay.
Starting point is 01:10:58 We'll go to the most popular one you can find that has a booth available and try it, right? Okay. Or, okay, oh, fine, let's make $25 forever. Right? You don't know what to do. At least that's an option. You get a hairdress instead of being unemployed for nine months. I was trying to get my clients to come back.
Starting point is 01:11:18 They have not. You're sick and tired of you crying every time you cut their hair? They were not so happy with my work schedule I was dispatching. When you were unemployed. Yeah, but they stopped coming while I was dispatching. And you're trying to get them back, though. Why wouldn't they at that point? Because they found someone else right?
Starting point is 01:11:37 Okay. Why did mom give this to you? Yeah, go work at a blowout bar. I'm being told you don't need to have clientele. They're everywhere. People just book and generally don't care who they see. There's not any around me. Okay, then like I said, you have to go.
Starting point is 01:11:50 That you're aware of. I don't think there's any. There's no. Glad you followed her up with that. Let's go to the map. I've never seen one. Oh, you've never seen. She's never seen.
Starting point is 01:12:03 In my area, I... She's never seen. It doesn't exist. I didn't say they didn't exist. I said I wasn't aware of any in my area. I've never seen Las Vegas in person. Must not exist. I've never been to Vegas? No.
Starting point is 01:12:14 No. I should. Okay. Okay. What's your address? What will you know? My house address? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:12:20 Oh, okay, her town's small, but you're literally what? 15, 30 minutes from major cities? Yeah, no blowouts there. Girl. I don't think there's a blowout bar there. In the major cities? No, I don't think so. Girl.
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Starting point is 01:13:00 One platform to manage how money moves, control claims fraud, and automate operations. Ad yen, fintech built for your next move. But I have at least to check out. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, places, 16, and the city just south of you. That's not even going to the city? West of you. the city east of you. Do some research, you f***. Come on. What are we doing?
Starting point is 01:13:27 Okay, 25 minutes away, we confirmed. From your address. I didn't know there was one there. No shit, you didn't look because you have no ambition. Disney rewards! Quite a princess you are, huh? I wouldn't say that. $3,3,328.62.
Starting point is 01:13:50 A $69 minimum of the payment. Twelve years to pay off. still be unemployed. Okay, we have fees, we have interest, and we have balance transfers and purchases. You're collecting them all. Yeah. Why? Please on it?
Starting point is 01:14:07 Oh, yeah. Oh, you betcha. Why? I don't know. Okay. As always, the transfer for someone like you makes no sense. In the Caleb Hammer, like, financial tools network, we have personal loans. We have debt forgiveness programs.
Starting point is 01:14:26 We have car insurance and we're adding more. Those are great tools for people like me, for people out there who can manage the shit and have proven they can manage their shit and use it as a tool. For you, a credit card transfer makes no sense. What are you doing? I was trying to avoid the interest. There is interest accruing. Okay.
Starting point is 01:14:49 She's trying to avoid the interest. She's financially smart, which is why she went to boardwalk pizza, Choro Bayou, Tim Land Popcorn, Lockers, Disney, Lightning Lane, Pizza Planet, Lightning Lane, World of Disney, World of Disney, beverage kiosk, Lightning Lane, Dutch Bros, DoorDash, DoorDash, Dutch Bros, Dutch Bros, Red Robin. Dutch Bros. Red Robin. Yeah, that's being financially smart. That's doing really good as a 34-year-old who lives with her mom. It's not.
Starting point is 01:15:23 No, this is embarrassing. I know. Almost as embarrassing as you're not well thought out or well-researched political views. Yeah. Yeah, why are you doing this? That's not good. You shouldn't be doing that. No.
Starting point is 01:15:39 Yeah, why? Why are you doing that? What's my question? Uh-huh. Interesting. That is curious. Yeah? It's a big one.
Starting point is 01:15:54 Here they come. God damn it. If you want to take a moment, it's okay. I'm f***ed you. You're okay? What's going through your head? I already feel like a loser. I already know all of that.
Starting point is 01:16:14 But I also don't feel... I don't know that welcomes the right word. But I feel like a guest in my parents' house. that then like going grocery shopping and putting stuff in the fridge or the cabinets or doing any of that stuff that I would do when I owned my home feels like a burden. Why? My dad makes comments all the time about me being there.
Starting point is 01:16:50 What kind? He, most recently the one that I can think of, he said something along the lines of, well, we didn't know you were going to be here for five years. And it hadn't even been a year. Okay. But like the dramatic, sarcastic comment of, like, I'm intruding on them. Which I know that I am. But I already know that.
Starting point is 01:17:24 And I already don't want to be there. And I already... Here's the thing. I know. You are intruding on them. if you don't have a real plan. And right now, you can't tell me what you are going to do and where you're going to go.
Starting point is 01:17:40 You are leaning towards Bay Area, but we know you're probably not going to get hired in the position you want because of your record. Oops. Without a real plan and real effort behind it, you are intruding. If you are putting real effort behind it, then you are someone they can help and support
Starting point is 01:18:00 by allowing you to stay there. If you do nothing, you're an intruder. I feel stuck and I don't know how to. You're not. I don't know how to. Girl, only you are allowing yourself to be stuck. You just found out your resume was bad at 34. This is on you.
Starting point is 01:18:18 I first started thinking about my resume like 23. I've updated my resume. I was also applying for federal jobs, so it is a little more geared towards that. Girl, you can't just be applying to a job. We're going crazy. I know. But so the company that bought my company out, I had actually applied there. So they've essentially bought me with the company,
Starting point is 01:18:44 but I was under the impression that my resume was at least okay. No. The city card, $593. With a minimum monthly payment of $35, you're purchasing on a car that you can't pay off why. Again, it's all bullshit. Amazon. Ooh, rent a car.
Starting point is 01:19:09 Why are you renting a $500 car? How can you afford that? What are you doing with your no time actually applying for jobs and updating your resume? My... Such a Disney trip. You know they're a billion dollar company. You know they get lots of tax benefits, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:24 You know, they're tax situations. Quite interesting. Yeah, my sister works for Disney. Oh, yeah. Big evil capitalist Disney. Was that to Disney? Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:35 Champagne socialist, as always. You know you people are the most hypocritical people. I'd say people on the far right are really annoying. But people on the far left are hyper, hyper hypocritical. That gets crazy. And both scare the fuck out of me. Unfortunately, these days, further left, further right scared me the vast majority of my life. Now the far left, I feel like I could get a fucking.
Starting point is 01:20:02 You know, any moment of my life because he freaks, because I yelled at someone who has extremist positions when I'm actually quite liberal socially. But, so whatever. Rant. You know that, right? You guys are really fucking hypocritical. Evil corporations, capitalists,
Starting point is 01:20:22 and then you just give them all your money. I know. And Amazon, weren't you just hating on that warehouse that delivered that to you? Yeah. It's a shame they're able to get there on that two-lane road. To your house.
Starting point is 01:20:36 I don't shop on Amazon very often. But if I do, it's because I can't find it around me. Just do it, man. It doesn't matter. Oh, yeah, no, live to your principles, your cheap principles. I have no real moral backing other than performative. Virtue signaling. Wells Fargo, what's going on?
Starting point is 01:20:56 That one, like, has my storage unit on it. And... It was storage unit, dude. Just get rid of it. It doesn't matter. Get rid of your shit. Get Facebook marketplace stuff when you start over again. It's going to cost money to move it all.
Starting point is 01:21:09 You can't afford the living where. You can't afford a storage unit. Big corporation Target. Big corporation Chewy. Massive corporation Spotify. Huge corporation Walmart. Yeah. Giant corporation Walmart.
Starting point is 01:21:28 Dutch pros. Walmart. Walmart. Walmart. And a lot of that's bullshit too. Ain groceries. No, it is groceries. Not all of it.
Starting point is 01:21:34 That $2.34. was a snack. No, Walmart splits them up. I'll get it. I don't know why, but some charges, or they'll, like, refund it for something missing,
Starting point is 01:21:47 or they overcharge you and then refund the money. I don't know. Maybe. Okay, Audie. When I do buy. You have a fucking Audi? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:56 You're homeless and you have an Audi? Okay. I was making money when I bought it. Okay, get rid of it when you don't. I don't know. What's your job again? What do you do? I do customer service at a plumbing company.
Starting point is 01:22:09 From home or there? There. Okay. Okay, you owe $16,650 and $62 with what interest rate? I think it's like $3.9. Okay, that's not horrible, but the minimums the payment is $7.85 for something making $25 is crazy. And what world does that possibly make sense? Let's see.
Starting point is 01:22:27 What is it worth? 17? If you sell it, get a $10,000 car, you really only save in $6,000. But we do got to get you on a better payment plan. and that shit's crazy. You're never going to move out with a $785.51 payment on this. You're never going to move out, right? It would be...
Starting point is 01:22:46 Half rent. Extremely difficult. It would. And we get rid of it. You make $1,000, put $1,000 down on a $10,000 car. That's it. That's the new beater, unfortunately. That's my car.
Starting point is 01:23:01 You're homeless. Americans in their f*** cars. I know. That did you prioritize a car over again? getting a place to live. Crazy. You're right. You are a burden on your family if you prioritize a car over getting out.
Starting point is 01:23:14 They're not wrong in that case. That's okay. You're crying, but like, listen, that's your choice to make. I have sympathy until there's things like this. I know. Right? Crazy. So what did you want?
Starting point is 01:23:34 You wanted to talk about something Walmart related? Well, I hate that I have to shop. Feel like I have to shop at Walmart. We don't, we do have to shop. grocery stores, but they're obviously more expensive. But Walmart's like the worst of the worst corporations. They, Walmart, like, okay, so I recently saw an article for about... From?
Starting point is 01:24:01 Oh, I don't remember now. But it was talking about a Costco employee who's been a cashier at Costco for... I actually really don't care unless you can tell me where the article's from. Because that matters so much. I don't remember that. I don't remember. I don't know. I know Walmart has hurt some small towns.
Starting point is 01:24:22 I know. But it's kind of interesting that the customer based in those small towns choose Walmart over the smaller stores. They chose it. It sucks. I don't like the outcome. But that is a what's the alternative? You want the government to come in and fund those small stores? Yes?
Starting point is 01:24:39 Oh, shit. No, I don't. Oh. I. So, like, okay. I mean, I can. vibe with you, but I can't get to the real world with you. I think Walmart's...
Starting point is 01:24:51 When our opinions are based on vibes. I think Walmart's extra shitty. They... Sure. They pay their employees, like, low wages. Is their minimum across the country? And then, obviously, a lot of those employees have to then
Starting point is 01:25:06 get assistance and end up on snap. And then... Less today than before, but yes. Okay, this is like... That's a talking part from, like, 2009. Get spent back at Walmart. Okay, that is like a 2009 talking point. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:25:19 I remember using it myself. Remember using it myself when I was a big Bernie bro. It lives right in my head. We go through big transitions in college, ladies and gentlemen. Some more than others. Some lose their dick. I just went, you know, radical left because that was a music major.
Starting point is 01:25:35 There are issues on both sides of it, but I think Walmart definitely... Definitely not the best. I would love to see people pay more. Granted, yeah, everybody's going to... Most everybody... but he's going to use it to their advantage, but Walmart definitely is using it to their advantage to...
Starting point is 01:25:51 And I think your argument that you started to say, and I would probably agree with you, it's like, well, but Costco treats their employees better, right? Yes. Which is, by the way, why most people prefer to go to Costco when there's a Costco versus a Walmart. Go to a Walmart here, you'll see it's just trash. You know, why?
Starting point is 01:26:05 Because they don't really take care of it. That'll probably be damaging to their company long term. Costco's are filled to the brim, and people they are great to interact with because they pay well. but they're getting the reward for that. Walmart's going to take the hit for that. Let the market determine it. What are you going to do?
Starting point is 01:26:20 Cry and moan? I don't know. So 4,000 in savings, dramatically lower than 17,000 when it started. Draining? No, that I put it into a different savings account. Okay, checking 804.
Starting point is 01:26:33 But again, it's going to be drained with the bullshit. Taco Bell, Dutch pros, Dutch bros, going to get in some bullshit, pizza, bullshit. Doored. Russian Red Robin again. McDonald's.
Starting point is 01:26:47 McDonald's, Dutch Bros. Jack in the box. Bro, you don't cook. No. Oh, that's not good. I'm sorry, you're getting a comfortable life. Come on, all your money's going to just feed in those dopamines.
Starting point is 01:26:58 Why would you move out? Why would you do ambition? Come on, I've been there. I know this. Jack in the box, Dutch bros, Dutch bros, Hollis, McDonald's, Panda. Transfer from savings. You had to transfer money into the savings
Starting point is 01:27:10 so you didn't. So that you had more money. as soon as you keep going to McDonald's, Apple Cash, Sand, McDonald's, Peacock, Microsoft. Savings isn't being drained huge or super quick, but it is going down, which is a concern. Because you have transferred something to checking little by little. So 15 in this and that high-ield savings account.
Starting point is 01:27:30 Okay. That's good. I'm happy to see that. That's a good start for your moving out journey. You just need to get a job, figure out your resume situation. I am so excited to call your mom the Post. this woman to kick your ass into gear.
Starting point is 01:27:46 I'm going to yell at her for it. Yeah, retirement stuff, and it's like 400 there. You got fees. Oh, 8,000 in this one. Okay, that one's decent. For your age, very bad, but at least there's a number. Many people don't have a number. Ah, wait, Nationide what?
Starting point is 01:28:01 It's a 457. Okay. It's a post-outin-292. Okay. Good. Let's get your budget. Well, I mean, your budget, you don't freaking have, like, costs. But the budget and the important part of the conversation, it's about what you do from here.
Starting point is 01:28:16 But let's just do it anyway. Make it make sense. 3,100. You don't pay any rent to them? I do. Oh, okay. Well, it does matter, then. How much?
Starting point is 01:28:26 $500. Does that go to utilities and everything as well? Nothing extra for that, no internet. Okay, debt payments. Let's see. It's fucking car. Get rid of it. Not even a choice.
Starting point is 01:28:36 Get rid of it. $1,000 down on a $10,000 car. It ain't luxury, girl. Because your debt payments right now are now. $914.51. Gas, room from drive, drive. How much? Not much now. It will be when you go drive it to the blowout bar. My work drive actually got shorter.
Starting point is 01:28:53 How much? Two weeks ago. How much? How much? How much? How much? I would say probably $150. Phone bill. $60? Yeah, switch to helium if T-Mobile's getting in that area, similar towers to that. Okay, maybe not. It is good from the vast majority of people out there.
Starting point is 01:29:07 Car insurance, how much? I think it's $169. Not the worst. you don't have to do groceries. Well, how does the food work if you stop eating out? Would you have to shop for yourself? For most of the stuff. Okay, let's give you $300.
Starting point is 01:29:22 Let's just be generous, which most of let's be generous. Meal prep, meal plan, that's what you're doing. It'll be good for health as well. TP fund, anything else you need to survive. We'll do about $100. That is tampons, it's toothbrush, toothpaste, all that good stuff. Again, some of it will be provided by the house,
Starting point is 01:29:36 some of it, not like toy paper will be, but medical health care. Any co-pays monthly basis? Yeah, they're probably. pretty high. How much? Probably like $500. What the f-th?
Starting point is 01:29:47 Therapy? No, I have one prescription that my insurance doesn't cover. Okay. And subscriptions? I'll try to do $40. Do you have any pets? I have two. What?
Starting point is 01:30:03 Cats. Okay, $100. Pet insurance, how much for cat food? Cat supplies? Probably, like, $100 a month? Okay. I generally like buy a bunch of food at the same time when they have sales
Starting point is 01:30:17 Anything else that needs to be in this budget? I would like to know like what I could afford rent-wise. None. You have an extra $100. Awesome. So you can afford $600 rent. Yeah, you'd have to do like public housing. Subsidized housing.
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Starting point is 01:31:17 That should be your main focus in somewhere with opportunity. Unfortunately, but that is the reality as well. That's it. I mean, I'm sorry. This isn't, this doesn't do anything. You're going to have to sell the card. The minimum payment goes down a little, let's say, $500 to $500. That saves you an extra few hundred dollars here.
Starting point is 01:31:35 So, but that's pretty much it. From there, you just got to, you can pay after Wells Fargo like that. immediately once the car sold and all that good stuff. And you got to chip away at the Disney and City. And that might take like a year or two with the current job, but with a better job, much quicker. And then all of a sudden you're out. We're out.
Starting point is 01:31:54 Actually, since those are draining you, one thing I might do is I'd use the majority of your emergency savings and pay off those credit cards. Okay. Because they're draining you. I mean, you're losing more than you're gaining any kind of high-yield interest. So math problem right there. Just get rid of it. What do I do with all my retirement accounts?
Starting point is 01:32:11 leave them. Roll them over eventually. But it's fine. It just all in several places. It doesn't matter right now. That's the least of your concern. As long as they're invested in something, they're going. So don't worry about it. You shouldn't be thinking about that for a while. Pay off these debts. Get rid of the car.
Starting point is 01:32:28 Get a new car. Get a better job. Those are the operations. Okay. I'm going to call them on the Posto. Big confrontation we've got to do here. But let's get the hammer financial score first. All spending it in a budget. Spending money you definitely can't spend, clearly. is why debt is going up and savings is going down.
Starting point is 01:32:44 Debt, no collections, but bad debt, family debt. Family debt, also give it one out of ten emergency fund. There is that. You do have that saved up. So your debt score will substantially go up because you'll put that, but your emergency fund will go down. But for now, where it stands today, emergency fund, it's actually a 10 of 10. Retirement, definitely behind for your age, about a three out of 10.
Starting point is 01:33:03 Real estate, zero out of 10. But I am happy that there's a retirement. Three is better than most people, unfortunately, especially in America. and a financial score. Also, better than a lot of people on that show, three out of ten. Get yours at Calebhammer.com. Now click the join button
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