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Multiple City Council meetings is the face of it.
Next place gets fired because she's bad at her job.
And now she is shocked that she cannot get hired.
How is it your MAGA family?
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We're built on a patriarchy.
It's always someone else's fault with you, isn't it?
No.
Oh, no?
No.
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These are the only people of color.
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Hi, I'm Parker. I'm 34 and I'm from California Central Valley. This is financial audit.
Yes, it is. Thanks for coming over to Austin like everyone else from Central Valley, California. What do you do there for a living? Expensive California notoriously.
Not my part of California.
Well, it's going to be still expensive compared to the United States, right?
True. I work in a plumbing office. I do customer service now.
but I was before we got bought out.
So you do customer service?
Yeah.
That's the job.
Customer service.
There it is.
So what do you make doing customer service?
$25 an hour.
Okay.
How the fuck are you living in Central Valley, California?
I live with my parents.
34?
Yeah.
It was a backslide.
Backslide from what?
From owning my own house and two cars.
You owned a house?
Yeah.
And you've actually to live in...
Yeah.
How many hours a week do you work?
40.
So what is your net take home per paycheck?
And what is that per paycheck cycle?
I get paid every two weeks.
And it was when I got my first paycheck with the new company, it was 15.
Good for me.
Good.
What, dude, what was your job?
What was your job when you had your house?
And why are the fuck aren't you doing that now?
I was a 911 dispatcher.
Huh?
I was a 911 dispatcher.
Go dispatch 911.
I'm trying.
Trust me.
There's lots to call the company.
cops on over in California.
They'll just let them back out again.
I'm trying.
I'm actively applying for other departments.
Why?
Wait.
No, why aren't they accepting you into these positions?
I may have caused some waves when I left my...
Oh, for a fuck sake.
What the fuck did you do?
What did you do?
It wasn't just me.
It was all of dispatch.
But I kind of became the face.
And I think I'm kind of blacklisted now.
I've applied at every department in my area and interviewed at all of them.
So you're done?
Yeah.
What can you do now?
What the fucking different department?
No, you're blacklisted.
But if I go out of the area.
Oh, you mean that department?
Well, okay, well, how far out is out of the area?
You can't afford to go move to a different area.
You live with your parents right now.
How bad was it?
It was really bad.
Tell me, detail.
Like what we were doing?
Yes.
We went to city council meetings and told them that they needed to pay us more.
Oh, okay.
Because in and out workers were making more money starting than dispatchers work.
Okay, then go work for in and out.
You know you have that choice as a person in the marketplace to go make more money at a different job.
The reason they're paying that much is because that's what the market demands.
Go get a better job.
I was trying to upgrade your skills.
No, you were trying to get more money for your job when the market didn't demand.
more money for your job. Well, I left there to another department and was making more money.
But the crash out. The crash out was just going to city council?
We went to several city council meetings and I kind of became the face of it. You became the face.
Unintentionally. What the f f***ed you do? Come on. What did you do?
Spoke more directly than everybody else. Come on, woman. Give me insight here. This is what is career.
The vice mayor was a law enforcement officer and I asked him directly during a council meeting if
in his experience isn't your dispatcher the most important person?
And how do you do your job when you don't have any?
Mm-hmm.
Because we're all leaving.
Yeah, I could see why no one would want to hire you.
Why would they want to hire you?
And your name will likely pop up.
I mean, I have an article here, for example.
I bet your real name is in here.
It is.
Okay.
Well, what the fuck?
Yeah, I mean, this is.
And several of them.
Stead before the city council had two consecutive meetings to explain
their employment and woes.
Three.
Ended up being three after this article, right?
Consecutively.
Two years ago.
Yeah.
Almost three.
Wow.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, why are you surprised?
Wait, so it's been three years since you've made money?
No.
Okay.
Well, you should have upgraded your skills and figured it out and went and got a different
career at this point.
Well, when did you lose that job then?
In 20.
I left that department.
Okay.
You didn't just go to City County.
You went to several local news stations.
Why are you leaving shit out?
One, maybe two news stations.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, you're going out in TV.
Yeah, but no offense.
Anyone does that here?
They're dead.
And then I post about them once a week forever.
Okay, but it's all...
And destroy their lives.
Huh?
Everything that we shared was public record anyways.
Sure, but you were out there making...
No, but just no...
No way you're surprised that no one would hire you after that.
You're a risky employment.
Yeah.
You're not entitled to employment.
Well...
You're a risky person.
higher.
You're a
troublemaker.
The chief supported us.
Huh?
The chief supported us.
He was like,
yeah, go for it.
Like, you guys.
They didn't want trouble.
Honestly,
right?
The whole department
that we deserved for us.
The way is.
Mostly money.
Okay.
Lots of overtime.
Get a different
job.
I'm so confused.
Listen, I'm not,
I'm not opposed to,
because this is,
well, this was working for the public,
right?
Mm-hmm.
I'm not opposed to
unions in general
as an overall concept, but mostly in the private marketplace
where people can unionize.
Public unions are horrible.
The teachers' public unions have destroyed public school.
The public unions of transportation in New York City
when Mondani, who I don't agree with on everything,
wanted to do faster buses,
they protested that because that would be less overtime for them.
They're anti-progress.
As a first responder, those...
As a public good, though.
No, but as his first responder,
those employment laws don't apply to us.
So without a union, we're not...
Any employment law.
Yeah, but you essentially,
we're not entitled.
You came together.
Yeah, we're not entitled to overtime.
It's good that you didn't have a union though.
Union is making impossible for bad cops to be fired.
Like, bad teachers to be fired.
Public sector unions,
impossible to automate our ports and get modern technology.
Private sector, it makes more sense.
And the public sector is insane.
So I'm glad you guys didn't.
We were.
I'm glad you didn't.
But you were basically acting as one.
We were a union.
Yeah.
Oh, you just said you weren't.
No, we were.
Oh, what the fuck you said?
then no shit.
Hey, I'm glad you lost your job done.
They always hold back society in the public sector specifically
because you can't allow any public good to ever become better.
I left there for a better job.
What was your better job?
Same thing, but I was making $56 an hour.
Okay, that's great.
See, look how it works in the market.
There was a job with more pay.
But I like my department.
We didn't want to leave.
It doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
That was the point.
If you don't want to leave, then they shouldn't pay you more.
We didn't want to leave.
They wouldn't have to pay you more.
You took a job with better pay.
You took a job with better pay.
Yeah, because we had to.
You didn't have to.
Our department is the lowest paid.
Yeah, but you didn't have to.
You chose to.
The three surrounding counties.
Congratulations.
And yet people still work there.
So you chose.
Not very many of them.
But guess what?
When there's even less and less, they will be forced to pay more.
Guess what?
Law enforcement here in Austin, we are horribly short staff.
So there's like 50, $60,000.
signing bonuses and every person makes over six figures who's working in law enforcement or
police officer.
The city is now having financial issues.
Yeah, well, that happens when you're a poorly run city, which many cities over there are.
So no one's really surprised by that.
But are we really shocked again?
You went to news stations.
You're causing a ruckus.
Who would want to hire you?
But what happened?
You're in this other place.
You had a good paying job.
How'd you f*** that?
How'd you f*** that?
You're on probation for 18 months.
and I...
At my old department, I was working so much overtime
that I didn't have time to realize
that I had a bunch of shit that I didn't deal with.
Oh, like what? Oh, here we go.
What didn't you deal with?
My friend got stabbed while we were working.
Well, that's not good.
You should call, you should dispatch the cops to them.
He was a cop.
Okay, you should dispatch a second cop.
I did. I was the dispatcher on it.
Okay, that's good.
So that's sad.
The department failed us.
What?
How?
About how?
Like, what, what happened?
We just had no support.
I have said.
Like, I got,
I had relief come in, and they just sent me home and nobody was like, hey, let's debrief
before you leave.
I mean, yes, that's, that is nice.
And I would like that.
And I would advocate for that as an employer.
I would.
Unfortunately, I mean, I will just say, in just brutal reality, in most jobs when
someone loses a friend.
We have a therapist on staff.
Okay, but most jobs don't is what I'm saying.
And I know you were more intimate with it, with the dispatching situation.
So, no, I'm on your side on this.
I'm just trying to cont-
Are you?
Yes, I am.
I would.
Again-
Sounds like you don't support whistleblowers.
Whistleblowers, what are you talking about?
Whistleblower?
She was asking for more money.
And other, there were other issues.
There were-
I asked for the issues.
You're fucking money.
I asked for them.
You said money.
Money was the biggest one.
So shut the fuck of whistleblower.
You're not, you're not Snowden.
I don't know what you're talking about.
But yes, no, I am interested.
Because I'm saying if I was an employer,
I would have made sure you got all the help possible.
I am trying to compare it.
Who's the overall 95% of jobs?
It wouldn't have happened anyway.
Do people get stabbed here?
No, but people that they're close to get stabbed.
So yes, people lose family members and friends all the time.
Yes, you're more intimately involved in that.
Again, I am on your side here.
I'm just trying to make a comparison where it's like that wouldn't have happened
pretty much anywhere.
Okay.
I...
Good one, I guess.
But, okay, what happens?
I think the department owed more to us.
I wish they did.
They didn't.
Yeah.
Wouldn't it happened in both places?
But so what?
What's next step?
Is next step lose our entire life?
Because you did.
And that's your choice in the end.
I tried really hard to find another job.
And it...
Well, why did you have to find another job?
I'm confused.
Any job.
Because the job that I...
Go back to that job.
The job, they won't hire me.
No, no.
Why did you get fired?
You didn't say why he got fired.
You just said you went home one day after your friend got stabbed.
No, no, no, no.
I left that department because of all of the issues we were having.
Went to another department.
All the issues.
You keep saying these generic terms.
I, we were getting paid shitty.
What, the one where you made $53 an hour?
No, the one before that.
No, I'm talking about $53 an hour or one.
Yeah, okay, that one I just, it didn't work out.
The department was bigger than I expected it to be.
What?
So?
I went from,
Wait, which one did your friend get stabbed that?
My first department.
We were on the second department.
Why are you bringing that up for tears?
No offense.
I mean, I'm, listen, I was on your side for the tears for a second ago,
but go your tears there because we were literally talking about your second job.
Why when I brought up, why when I brought up, why did that job not work out?
You immediately bounced back to your first job to get some tears and sympathy.
No.
I'm sorry, I was on your side and you f*** it.
So what happened with the second job was my damn question.
So at the first department, I was working.
Well, listen.
I was, I worked in one, in my last full year there, I worked 632 hours of over.
Yeah?
Well, that's great for your first job.
Let's hear about the second one.
When I went to the second one, all of that time that I didn't have to process, all of the shit that I dealt with, that all came up in all the free time I had because I wasn't working over to.
Go to therapy.
I am.
Well, then.
I wasn't aware.
A therapy?
No.
I wasn't aware I had issues.
You weren't aware of therapy?
I wasn't aware that I was fpped up in the head.
Well, how'd that impact your job?
If you weren't aware that you should get therapy,
then how the f*** were you having issues?
I'm so confused.
Because when I had more time, like...
Sure, and that's when you realize you have issues, so go to therapy.
Yes, but my job was suffering because of it.
Okay, but how long?
I was only there like seven months.
That's a long time.
It's not.
Not in law enforcement.
Not in law enforcement.
Oh, shut the...
God.
That's a long time to realize you have issues.
And try to seek some help.
If you don't at that point,
I'm sorry,
that is your fault for not seeking help.
I mean, again, I'm on your side
where I wish they helped you
and I was advocating for therapy,
big therapy advocate here,
okay?
But if you literally chose for seven months
of knowing you were struggling
to not get therapy.
No, I was.
At what?
You just said you weren't.
No, I was getting,
like,
working on getting help.
But it took me...
What's working on getting help?
I believe you can get therapy in about now.
Realizing that I had issues.
How long?
How long did that take?
It took a minute to...
Oh, okay.
When you start taking...
You're going to make me look like an asshole, but come on, I can read right through this.
When you're taking calls that trigger other previous calls?
You said you're struggling with your free time, not with the calls you had.
So now you're saying something different.
It all relates because you...
Okay.
So you can...
You're going to do that job.
In dispatch, you have to compartmentalize that, like, okay, I worked this call.
My friend got stabbed.
Put that away on the next thing.
Okay.
And now when I'm taking other calls, all of that shit that I didn't deal with, now that I'm not as busy, I'm like.
So seven months, why didn't you deal with it?
I was getting there.
What is getting there?
Where are you?
Realizing that I had issues.
Getting into therapy.
How many months in did you figure out of your issues?
Huh?
It took a couple.
Okay, two months in.
There you had five months more.
Therapy you can get tomorrow.
So what's the issue?
I was doing that.
Okay.
But you still have to work through shit.
Yes.
It's not an instant fix.
That's true.
But also administrative leave, different things.
That was on probation.
Did you specifically go to your boss and ask for help and say what was going on?
No.
Then, okay.
It was a different boss.
I didn't know.
What?
No!
You will have a different boss at every company ever.
I'm sorry.
If you didn't advocate for yourself, then I can't have sympathy.
I was going to have sympathy.
I was having sympathy throughout.
that even though I was trying to pull holes because I was like, oh, she definitely seems like a person that's a victim always.
So the, so I knew there was going to be something there.
I'm sorry, if in seven months of someone having an issue, they didn't once go to their boss who's responsible for their employment and say,
I'm struggling because my friend from my previous dispatch job got shot.
I think the dispatcher boss might have some sympathy.
Yeah.
And you choosing to not do that.
and to advocate for yourself once,
you cannot be surprised at the consequences.
And it's hard for me to feel bad about those consequences.
I feel horrible for your friend.
And what happened?
Did they die?
No.
He ended up being fine.
But...
I'm really trying to be the most sympathetic person in the world.
You are taking everything from me.
You're taking everything from me.
You're taking everything.
Stop it.
Stop it.
I'm so glad he's alive.
But he should have died.
For the same thing,
of your tears.
Like, well, like, so what?
Seven months? Wait, how
quickly did he come back?
Um, it was a couple months.
Okay, when did you know he was going to be alive?
Um, when he texted me the next day to, he, no, listen.
So seven months of struggling in the next job?
You gotta text the next day?
He texted me the next day.
That was the first I heard anything and he was the only person who did any sort of like,
hey, what happened?
happened last night, are you good?
I get that.
And that's crazy that the only person who asked
was the officer that got stabbed.
I agree.
But dude, completely survived.
Next day was totally fine.
I went back to work the next day.
Yeah, but seven months later in your new job,
you're saying you're struggling?
No, I think you're just, you are a struggle.
At that point, you are a struggle.
It wasn't the trauma from that.
It was compounding trauma from a bunch of events.
But this is starting to sound more like TikTok,
trauma than real trauma. No, I worked a bunch of crazy shit in the span of my last year there. And I
dispatching? Yeah. My last, my last, my last, pause, pause, no, wait. No, no, no, I'm going to let you finish.
I'm going to let you finish. Can I just have a quick thing? Quick thing. Relax. Quick thing.
You experienced a bunch of crazy shit and dispatching. Yes. No, f***ing. That's dispatching. Do a different
job. I worked 632 hours over time that year. I didn't have time to process any of it.
Okay, yeah, yeah, sure.
I worked seven days, so I was working 60 hours.
I promise you could finish, finish.
I never let women finish, finish.
It's the vibe you give.
Oh, I just, I struggle with the mission.
Got really get in there.
No, no, no, I do fine.
Finish, please.
Says yourself.
Self-appointed.
Just like your victimhood.
Continue, please.
I said you can finish.
I have been diagnosed with PTSD.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
Anyone can get diagnosed with PTSD.
But it was the first place I ever worked
and the department very much pushes things off
that I didn't know that I was having issues.
God damn it.
That's what I'm saying.
No, no, no, no.
I mean, I feel, I feel, trust me,
I, it's an incredibly difficult job.
We need big support for dispatchers.
There's, what you are seeing is not unreasonable
at the fact that we need better support for dispatchers.
That's not unreasonable.
But your f*** swings,
your f fiends at victimhood and losing everything here
are so much more dramatic.
But the fact that the dude texted you in the next day
that he survives when you know,
in this conversation before I asked that,
you made it sound like he was dead
and you were struggling with that seven months later
in your new job.
With the way you present information
and the way you think about your life,
you are victim to the extreme.
That is a hard job.
People deal with some crazy shit and they need support and let's advocate for that together.
But don't over sensationalize your existence.
You should have immediately said that the dude survived.
I went home not knowing.
No, but you knew the next day.
You should have immediately said in this conversation the dude survived because you know the way you set it up.
You made it sound like he was dead.
Because you more prefer the attention.
Of being a victim.
Don't.
I actually, my mom brings this story up all the time to be, like, people are like, oh,
it's the craziest call you've ever taken.
Oh, tell them about this.
Why would you say that?
Did you tell your mom not to say that anymore?
I have.
And she still says it?
Sometimes.
Until she's a bitch.
I don't know.
She shouldn't say it anymore.
She is.
At least you advocated for yourself.
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Just having your f***in life?
I'm sorry.
I mean, you're in your upper 30s at this point.
Like, I mean, you're not a child.
Damn.
Well, you're 37, it's upper 30s.
34.
My four looks like seven.
Okay, 834, you're fine.
I mean, it's just like,
I'm just saying like, if you can't advocate for yourself at this point,
it's like, what are we doing, right?
You've got to learn that at some point
or else you just can't put yourself in situations
where you have any kind of,
where there might be complications.
I'm really good at compartmentalizing,
and that's what I did.
Are you?
No.
No.
Did you hear that word on TikTok
and you're just hearing everything on TikTok
and you're diagnosing yourself with that?
No, I've always been.
Because anyone can have,
have PTSD from the situation get diagnosed. That's so easy. You have no idea how easy it is.
People can get PTSD for everything, which I'm not even saying you don't. But the fact is,
it's just really hard to respect as a term today because of how easy it is to get diagnosed.
And we know the dude literally survived. Then you woke up the next day with a text,
I'm alive. Oh, you stayed up all night? Okay. No, it was like well into the day.
Oh, my bad. I'm sorry. You're right. You know what? You're right. That is, um,
Absolutely tragic and just as bad as him dying.
I'm being told you actually never went to the therapy that was provided.
Work therapy, no.
Because I didn't have time to with work.
Well, they provided therapy, but because of your schedule, you didn't go.
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No, no, no, no.
You know she made it sound like earlier.
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I said they provided it.
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You said there was a therapist, but you made it sound like they didn't provide the support.
You didn't go
He had a therapist on like
But you didn't go
When was I supposed to go?
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Huh?
Okay, 12 hours a day, 13th hour.
Hey girl, if you're in that much of a crisis, I'm sorry, 12 hours.
hours a day, those are difficult shifts.
You have another 12 hours in a day.
I'm not saying, I'm not saying it's easy.
I'm not sitting here saying it's easy.
But you making it sound worse and then literally not doing the one basic thing.
One basic thing and blaming them for it.
Come on.
Right?
Am I wrong?
No, I know that I should have gone.
Well, there we go.
And I knew that it was a resource, but it didn't feel accessible.
Oh, it didn't feel.
Now it's feel.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got the feelings
over the objective
reality.
Good death woman.
What the fuck do I do with you?
I can't deal with I didn't feel.
Honestly, I asked myself every day.
Well, you got to stop being an introspective.
You've got to stop asking yourself shit.
You just need to live, dude.
You're thinking way too much about your shit.
You're in your own head.
You're in your own head.
Why do you get stabbed?
Weird?
Why?
Um, it was a theft that was technically a robbery.
Okay, well, I'm glad he's alive.
It was a loose robbery, but it technically was a robbery.
The guy actually ended up getting charged with attempted murder run officer.
Yeah, as he should have.
What was he robbing?
Quick stop.
And he stole...
Tequitos?
No, like the...
The packs of donuts?
Broke us stabbed over donuts?
work for you. I can't seem to find my license, but...
And a brisk, and I think single pop-tarts out of the pop-tar box...
And where did he get stabbed?
In the head.
Oh, that's a big one.
That's in the no-no area.
Yeah.
But you knew the next day he was alive.
So, when's the last time you worked in law enforcement?
November 20, 24.
Okay, two years ago.
Yeah.
You don't still claim law enforcement, like,
discounts to you?
I will use my discount if it is online.
I don't ask for it.
You got fired, girl.
Fired.
Okay, second job.
Still, you haven't told me what happened to that.
The department was bigger than I expected.
I went from dispatch.
No, listen, the city population was 150,000 people, and it doubled during the day because
of the large businesses in the city.
And I went from dispatching just police to police fire an ambulance.
and I was overwhelmed.
It was...
Aren't you working only 40 hours a week at that point, though,
then as you say?
Yes, but the call volume was more than I expect.
So you left?
I was released from probation,
released from probation is the technical term.
You got fired.
Yeah.
Okay, and after that point is where you're saying
they will not hire you anymore.
I was...
At that time, I was at another department.
like per diem.
What?
Yeah.
So even still you got hired at that point.
No, I was hired there before.
I was per diem.
So like when they needed coverage and I just went there full time.
And what happened?
I have no idea actually.
No, no, no.
Did you get fired?
I came in one day and they said, we actually don't need you anymore.
Oh, well, that might be fair.
But like nothing happened.
I didn't ever.
Oh, no, no, no.
You're per diem.
Then you decided to go full time.
Maybe they didn't need it.
That's fair.
I mean, that's reality.
Yeah.
Especially with government budgets, local government budget.
It's very difficult.
And it's a super small.
Exactly. Very difficult. Okay. So,
Lady goes on local news.
Multiple City Council meetings is the face of it. Multiple news reports. Very good.
Next place gets fired because she's bad at her job.
Blame whatever reason you want. And now she is shocked that she cannot get hired in this,
by the way. I'm not shocked. By the way. I know. I know. I know.
I don't want to go back. Have you, have you not expressed the amount of trauma that you get from this job?
That is a crazy job.
I don't think you're fit for it.
Why would you want to go back?
It's not a responsibility at this point to take care of you.
If you deal with an issue there.
If you keep going back.
You're the fucking abused wife that keeps going back.
Don't.
I really enjoy it.
What?
Don't think of trouble from it.
I know.
It's complicated.
What do I do with it?
No, just get another job.
Prize in the bag.
I have a job.
Yes.
And I hate it.
Well, yeah.
You don't really make enough in you.
So how'd you do?
your house? I sold my house before I lost it because I was unemployed for so long. Did you walk away
with a pile? A little bit. How much? 25. Where is it? Most of it's in a savings account.
Thank you. Okay. When was that? When I sold my house? Yes. August of last year.
Okay. Is when I closed. So since then, what has life been about? I guess you're complaining in the
pre-interview how your MAGA parents made you buy it.
I don't know what the...
What does I have to do with it?
Do MAGA parents just make kids buy houses?
No, they've always like...
That's what you do is you buy a house and you get married and you have kids.
It's pretty standard, I guess, yeah.
So they like push me...
They're like, oh, you should do this.
You should buy a house.
And I'm really good at doing what you're supposed to do.
It sounds like it rewarded you.
You walked away with a net gain.
Yeah, but I also live at my parents.
house now. Now, but that wasn't their fault for saying buy a house. That was your fault for getting
fired from a job and going on television. That wasn't their fault for telling you to get a house.
It's always someone else's fault with you, isn't it? No. I... Oh, no? No. Okay.
How is it your MAGA family's fault? I can fully acknowledge that I left my first
apartment and I ruined my life. Why were you complaining about your MAGA pairs?
Because I wouldn't have ever bought that house.
That sounds like they helped you
Not really
They said here
You should buy a house
Good and you walked away with the net gain
What's the complaint
I'm so confused
And how does it tie to MAGA
I'm so confused
I don't agree with MAGA
On everything of course
But I'm not blaming them
For this notebook ripping
I'm just like American dream shit
And
And you made $40,000
What are we complaining about right now?
Please walk me through it
Walk me through it.
I'm going to need a little assistance.
I'm calling for a dispatch of assistance from you to me right now.
Like they pushed me to buy a house.
And I don't think I was ready for that.
Like I...
And the consequences were...
Were that I didn't know what I was doing?
And the consequences of that were...
Yes, I ended up making money, but I wouldn't have ever bought that.
hated my house.
Okay.
And the consequences of that were...
I don't know.
Then why are you complaining about your mag of parents pushing you to get the house?
I don't get it.
Because I didn't want it.
Then sell it.
I did.
Exactly.
So why are you complaining about your mag of parents pushing you to get this house?
I don't know.
I feel like a...
Are you a leftist or something?
I am the furthest left person that I know.
But I live in...
That's not a good thing.
You definitely shouldn't be the furthest right or...
or left of anyone you know in life.
But I live in MAGA country, so...
Yeah, but you're still in California in the end.
But yes, you're right, you're right.
It is certainly more red there.
But even still, in a red area, there's lots of...
I'm in Red, Texas.
There's lots of blue around me here in Austin.
You know, that's not how it works, right?
And even in blue, Austin, there's lots of right-wing people here.
Like I said, I don't agree with MAGA and everything.
Of course, but I don't think that means being far left is...
reasonable.
Extremism is never good.
And if you're the furthest in one direction you know,
that's extreme.
Furthest less when everybody I know is MAGA is.
Girl, I'm sorry.
If you're trying to blame your MAGA parents
for pushing you to get a house that you literally walked away
positive from and you couldn't tell me one downside,
it sounds like you have some kind of derangement.
I just, I don't care to own a home.
Okay, cool.
How do you, why do you blame MAGA parents for that?
Like, is that not crazy?
Is that a...
Is that...
That's like, um...
Uh...
Um...
Let me think of an example.
Who's like a reasonable person on the right?
A lot of...
All the talking heads are all extreme...
Do they...
Do any of them exist?
Well, no.
To you?
No.
Of course not.
Anyone even slightly...
No.
...center left to you is probably a fascist.
But...
Oh.
Wait, you voted for Trump in 2016, though.
Yeah.
Oh, because your parents made you.
What, that is, how do you?
You have no agency, do you?
No.
Girl, you're older than me.
I voted in 2016.
You have no agency.
Who's a normal commentator on the right?
Just, let's just say, doocy.
I don't know who has public opinions, but I called into a show once, okay?
Doocy.
Okay, he's the correspondent from Fox to the White House,
docy.
Let's say he bought a house.
And his parents were, they just, they voted for Obama.
And he said, crazy communist parents forced me to buy a house.
house. Do you not see how that's just insane? Like, why are you attaching it to their political
identity? You have to be a, like, crazy person at that point. It just... Like, why do you attach
their political identity to it? I don't get it. Because it's the conservative American dream,
like, oh... No, it's the American dream. People on the left want to buy houses.
But I... What are you talking about? Like, the... People on the right right now,
economically are advising actually like, don't buy. That renting makes more sense.
Like, they've always just pushed the...
Like, do X, Y, and Z because that's what you're supposed to do.
And how does your parents force you to vote for someone?
I've never seen that.
But that's just how, not even just me, but everybody in the area is just conditioned.
Oh, you mean during a political campaign, they campaigned for the person they wanted to win?
Not even campaigned, but just that's how everybody's raised all the time is conservative.
It's a conservative country.
Here, people don't raise more liberal.
That's not crazy.
Regions have different things.
Yeah, but I
I was uninvolved at that point.
What?
Just go vote for, who was that?
Clinton, who cares?
What?
You said because everyone around you voted for Trump,
you have to vote Trump?
That's just what I...
That's what I thought was the right answer.
Oh, so you just thought you wanted to vote for him.
Okay, so, and then you change your beliefs.
Who cares?
Yeah.
I am so confused how you were complaining in the process.
pre-interview about them forcing you to do that.
What the f*** is wrong with you?
What the fuck? See, yeah, because you were just
going on a tangent and stuff. You're going
on a tangent on the phone. I literally have your notes,
word for word, that America is a racist
and misogynist country. How are we misogynist at this point?
We're built on a patriarchy.
At this point, we can
always look back.
For all of human history,
10,000 years from
now, we can still look back to slavery
if we want to. Does that mean,
that is what life is like 10,000 years from now.
You're right, women did not have the rights of vote.
We did not have a good history
when it comes to equal rights in this country.
We're talking today.
How are we misogynist specifically today?
Misogyny is built into everything.
I'm literally being pushed to hire women at this company.
Just so we can have more women.
When in content, typically men work disproportionately more
on the video editing side,
and I am being pushed so it doesn't look sexist to hire women.
We're literally, I'm not going to do it because I refuse to live that way and I'm only going to hire people based on merit,
but I'm being pushed to hire a less qualified person because they're a woman just so we can have more women here.
I am being pushed internally for that.
I won't do it.
But that is an actual thing that has happened behind the scenes here.
Where is the misogyny?
Do you want me to hire a less qualified person because they're a woman?
No.
Then where's the misogyny today, right?
now. In elected office, women make up 50% of the population, but only hold like 30% of office.
Get more run for office. That's, yeah. It's not misogynistic that they voted for someone that
they wanted to represent them. I know a lot of people who don't vote for women because they're women.
Well, that's a misogynistic person. Do we have a misogynistic country? As a whole.
Do you think Clinton specifically lost because she was a woman? No, I wouldn't have voted for Hillary Clinton.
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politicians. And our husband was already president.
Even people that lean more left, I don't think, get burning, you know?
They, nobody liked Clinton.
She didn't lose because she was a woman.
Kamala probably lost because she, uh, the primary process didn't exist.
And people felt cheated from that.
They weren't, they didn't lose because they were women.
Where's the misogyny?
You are going to find women literally online on TikTok just as much as those people who will not
vote for men because men are evil.
I will equally find that.
I will equally find that.
So that doesn't mean the country's anti-men either.
So how are we as a full-on society misogynistic?
Please tell me.
You can find individual people.
You can find individual racist.
Doesn't mean we're a racist country.
DIY programs were very beneficial.
Not necessarily as a whole, but as a collective.
It is still very...
Hold on.
I am?
No, not necessarily...
You just said as a collective?
No, no, no, no.
I'm a part of the collector.
Not you specifically, but as...
Brandon?
Maybe Brandon.
Well, maybe Brandon.
Lindsay?
No, not Lindsay.
Lindsay's a girl.
She's a girl.
She's a girlie pop.
And I'm a girl's girl.
Mika?
Is this a little Puerto Rican over there?
Like what?
Is he a big...
Okay, I'm going to give you a chance again.
How are we as a country misogynistic and racist?
It's...
systemic.
I'm waiting for examples
to how we are.
We can look back forever.
Where in our
societal DNA right now?
If we were still redlining,
I would agree with the racism part.
922 of the most
powerful people in the country.
Only 180 of them are...
What powerful people?
What are you talking about?
You're talking about elected officials?
Elected officials.
People can run for office.
People in charge of police departments.
Advocate for more women?
to run for office.
Police departments, obviously law enforcement vastly,
just like nursing heavily skews towards women,
law enforcement heavily skews towards men.
That's not racist, though.
Tech heavily skews towards men, that's not racist.
Art heavily skews towards women.
That's not misogynistic or mensogynousistic.
No.
Mestandrist.
Yeah, there you go.
I'm not a victim, so I don't care to memorize words like that.
That industries lean certain ways.
Please, tell me again then.
obviously elected office, more women advocate for them to run, including on the right.
Because we're about 50-50 in terms of swinging back and forth.
So you're going to need more Republican women for that ratio to go up.
Advocate.
But people can still vote for who they think is the best.
And I don't think we're in a place in this country where people are...
But no specific examples.
You can't actually think of a real thing that we are racist or misogynist.
There actually might be real examples that I haven't thought of
because this isn't my daily focus of being a victim.
But I guess you just can't talk on them.
There's...
Can you?
Can I have a example besides people running for office by choice?
Is since seven...
Since the beginning of the Supreme Court.
Okay.
All but six of them have been white men.
And only three of them have...
Only...
Because I care about today.
Women couldn't run for, women couldn't vote.
Yes.
Okay, you can look back on the history.
History, bad.
Not always the best.
Go back to ancient Greece.
Not very good either.
Okay, you'll get it in every inch of this planet.
Not great.
Native American culture wasn't great.
Lots of shaving those skulls.
Not great.
Eating hearts down in the Aztecs, not the best.
We can apply history.
It was bad for all cultures forever.
What about today?
Okay, we got a black man, a Hispanic,
woman, a white woman.
That's it.
Ginsburg was on there.
She died kind of recently.
Yeah, and was replaced.
Is Alito white?
Alito doesn't seem like a white name.
Is he white?
He is.
You consider all white, white?
I think so.
Nobody's like Italian.
After 9-11, that is white.
What the f***?
All of your 90s,
2000 movies, Italians were, you know,
that was big that they weren't big.
have a black woman as well.
As someone who cares about identity politics,
I said, I said we had a Hispanic woman,
a black man, and a white woman.
I thought you had black women. Then we have
another Hispanic woman
and a black woman. Hold on.
We're one, two, three, four, five minorities
in four straight white men.
She's white.
Yeah, woman. I said,
you were saying all straight white men.
Besides straight white men, it's vast majority
not straight white men.
Currently.
Yes. All that matters is today. Why do you care about 1803?
Random year. Why does a year that we did not live in matter?
In the entire history of the Supreme Court?
These are the only people of color.
Is today not the only time? No, no, no. I think, I think Clarence Thomas replaced the black man.
I think. Isn't that true? I mean, I wasn't alive or I was barely alive.
And also, no, Ginsburg.
Notorious B-I-G, right?
Yeah, RBG.
There you go.
I don't know what you said, but it wasn't that.
Nope.
Who did Justice Alito replace?
Justice Thomas.
Sandra Day O'Connor.
Sounds like a man.
It's in front of me.
So today's all that matters.
Today.
Today, you're a failure.
That's all that matters.
Today, Supreme Court is actually quite diverse.
Why do we care about 1829, another random year?
Who cares? We weren't alive. It doesn't matter.
History is always bad no matter what.
Guess what?
The African countries, bad history as well.
Yeah.
So our history is not the only bad history.
You only focus on ours.
So let's...
Because I live here.
Yes, you live here in the present and today.
So focus on today that it has gotten better.
And we can appreciate that and celebrate that.
And move on with your...
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Okay, so you're
We understand that, right?
No.
No?
Then can you give me another example of today
where we are misogynistic and racist?
I will give you a final chance.
I heard you got angry when you heard I went on Rogan, by the way.
Why?
I can't talk to a dude.
You know the dude is actually socially quite progressive.
Just economically on the right.
You went on there and you talked about...
They only want me on right-wing shows,
but you platform a bunch of people who come on here
and aren't interesting enough to be anything other than racist
to make good TV.
What?
We've had more people like you than them.
Over the course of four years, yes.
The couple people that have been racist
has been literally the last two months, ever.
In the last four years, it's been freaks like you.
We've been trying to get more right-wing people
to balance it out.
But most right-wing people that come on the show on their no-no list,
just like you gave me a couple no-noes, remember them?
Mm-hmm.
Have I followed them so far?
Yeah.
Good.
They said they don't want to talk about politics, so I respected,
just like I'm respecting yours.
So sit down and shut the fuck up.
Why are you upset about me going on Rogan and talking to an individual?
You went on there and complained that all you get is right-wing shows,
but that's the majority of what you're platforming right now.
So, of course, that's how your algorithm's going to push you out.
That's literally right-wing people are not all-in-planned.
But you said
that nobody wants you on left-wing shows.
Unfortunately, yes, but we have gotten accepted a little more.
Cuomo got us, CNN got us, so I appreciate it.
Destiny was going to come here.
I think his flight got canceled.
Maybe we'll reschedule.
Who knows?
So it got a little better, okay?
Since then.
But yes, at that point, only the right wing,
even though I'm not even hyper-right-wing.
Like, economically, yes, I leaned to the right economically, for sure.
But because of the fucks like you.
But the thing is, I mean, socially, I'm actually decently on the left.
I'm not crazy.
Like, cut the f***s off children and shit like that.
But, like, you know, you people are just extremist.
I don't think I'm extreme.
I think.
Okay, you're angry at me for going on Rogan.
You're calling us, if you're calling the entirety of the United States today, racist and misogynistic, that's pretty extreme.
Not the entirety.
How is the United States today?
I'm going to give you another change.
of it is.
Ah, you're pressing the goalpost.
Now, that is not what you said.
That is not what you said.
You said America.
You said the United States is.
And a generalized...
And then you said because of the elected officials
and the Supreme Court.
Now you're really trying to say,
well, no, a certain groups of people.
Come on.
I'll give you another chance.
One more time.
Last chance officially.
How is America today?
In your own words, sexist, racist.
And maybe it is, by the way.
She just can't bring up any real points.
And this isn't my topic that I care to learn that much about.
I'm more interested in economics.
So I can't speak on it.
But please, give me something.
I want to learn.
I want to learn.
I mean, I'm learning right now from my producers.
You hate that I bash California.
I don't even bash California.
On Morgan, you did.
California is my dream state to live in.
You should move to California.
That would be horrible for me.
It would not.
I would lose 13% of my money.
It would be really bad for me.
And the employment laws are an absolute joke.
It would be better.
No, my literal lifestyle of weather might be good, but besides that, no.
Everything else would be worse.
That's the thing.
I love California, so I wanted to do well.
They shouldn't be building this new startup shipyard that was supposed to be in L.A.
On the Fribe Bay of Houston and that swampy pit of a disaster.
The fact that so many corporate relocations are coming to Dow should speak something.
All the success they have right now is because of something they did back in the day.
They're not doing new success.
The tech companies that are there,
they've mostly been there.
Yeah, there's still a startup ecosystem,
most venture capital in the Bay Area.
But L.A., incredible.
I would love to L.A.
This show would thrive in L.A.
Thrive.
But I can't live there with their homeless situation.
I can't live there with their crime situation,
their catch and release.
Even the show on more left-wing platform
with left-wing people in it
called My Worst Neighbor and My Worst X,
both of those shows on Netflix.
Half the f f f***ing examples on there
where people who got arrested in California
in immediately release and then filled someone.
So no, I can't take my girl there.
I can't potentially have kids with her there.
I can't.
There's school systems in the shitter
even though they're paying a shit ton of money per pupil.
I can't.
I shit on California because I wanted to do incredible
so I can move there.
I want it to be great for business.
Hiring?
Walkable, beautiful, actually building housing.
for their people instead of being performative with their rent control.
So that's why I care about what should be the best state in this country.
I want to be there.
I can't when it's a f***mass.
That's not unreasonable.
I don't know.
I think as a California girl, it is objectively the best.
You live in Central Valley.
Yeah, but I'm...
No one wants to live there.
No, nobody wants to live there.
So shit the fuck up.
But I'm too first from everything.
If even.
Well, we pretty much...
Two hours from the beach, two hours from the snow.
Two hours from...
We're, what, three hours with the flight?
So good enough.
I'd rather live in a place where I'm not just going to die from someone that got released.
That committed a murder yesterday.
That.
In a place where I can employ people and fire them if they suck.
You can do that in California.
Yeah, and you'll get sued.
Not if you have caused.
Oh, trust me.
I think my lawyers know a little bit more about this when we considered where we were going to move.
Then a basically unemployed 34-year-old who lives with their mom.
I'm being mean to you.
How are you?
You having a okay day so far?
How's your trip to Austin?
It's been awful.
Well, that's not good. Why?
My flight got delayed yesterday.
Why am I?
My eye won't stop watering.
I know.
It's because you're insufferable.
It's just this one.
My flight got delayed yesterday.
Twice.
Ah, the damn Republicans.
The mega airlines!
And then they...
Who's the...
Who's the new Pete Buttigieg?
Who replaced?
Sean Duffy.
John Duffy! How dare you!
The challenge star.
Real world.
I'm not as into politics as everyone thinks I am.
Just get like you.
Okay, very good.
So how are your finances today, though?
Like, obviously it's a mess.
What's your plan?
What are you going to do now?
What are you going to do now?
And no, complaining about MAGA is not going to fix your life, by the way.
So maybe less focus on terminal online extremism,
more focus on improving your own life,
because that's the only thing that's the fucking.
matters in the end. So what options are there going forward for you? Stop it.
Sorry.
It's okay. You can wear it, just don't twist it. I'm going to keep doing it.
Okay.
Oh my goodness. I have another person. Oh my gosh. I can't believe. I'm getting notes.
You shouldn't have said all these things in the interview. I personally believe billionaires,
corporations and the wealthy are not paying their fair share of taxes. Well, the working class
people struggle. You know what working class people are like make the most money out of any major
country and have the most disposable income, which is like income after the necessary stuff.
But why are we giving tax returns to corporations?
Tax returns. Yes.
We're giving tax returns. Tax returns. Tax returns. Yes. Tax returns. Yes. We give tax returns to people
to people with kids. Tax returns. What do you talk about tax returns? You're talking about
where they spend more money than they make on paper so they have to pay less taxes because they're
employing people investing in R&D and new technology. Any of those companies are in your
home state, girly. They're why your state even...
exists anymore, Silicon Valley
be thankful for the Bay Area because L.A. doesn't
exist. So if it wasn't for those,
I don't think they'd be there. And
people, they can back up and move just like anyone else.
Anywhere else. They'll go to
Ireland for the corporate HQ.
We don't want that.
No, but I mean...
You want to pull a UK where they all go to Dubai? No,
thank you. I like when they're here.
There are consequences to
performative policies.
And also, what do you mean tax returns to
There are like fortune
100 companies that have gotten tax money back from...
What context? What context? Is it when they got... They went to a new area and they reached a deal with a city?
No, like, Chase of... This is probably from a couple years ago, but Chase Bank got a tax return. I know...
What was the context? On what? You're saying Chase is not a tax net contributor?
I haven't heard of this specific Chase thing.
I'm going to check it, but...
Chase Bank was one of them.
I know, like, Amazon paid zero dollars in corporate taxes.
But that was because they spent more than they made for the longest time.
They weren't a profitable company until recent years.
You know that, right?
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If I spend a million 100,000, I should pay taxes on my...
lost money?
No, if you're...
Hold on, that was Amazon.
Yes, that was Amazon.
Also, one of the biggest employers
and not with bad wages, either,
the entire country.
You want to punish them.
Not punish them, but they...
I don't think they should be getting...
They're paying great taxes now.
What, you want to be AOC
and prevent brand new campus coming to New York
with thousands of new jobs?
Consequences of performative policies?
No, I...
I think that
Okay, specifically
There are like
Eight Amazon warehouses
Yeah
Within driving distance of me
Uh-huh
And they don't do anything
To better the community
Well, I would say the people that work there
They build their warehouse
Off of a two-lane road and
Like
You know a lot of people work there, right?
Yes.
That's benefiting your community
Those people put money into your system
Upgrade the infrastructure that you're building in
You mean the roads?
The roads, yeah.
That would be good.
Now, that's the city's responsibility.
Advocate for the city, not the corporation.
All, like...
Roads are a public good.
Yeah.
Why are you complaining about Amazon?
They're literally employing thousands of people in your city
who are going and spending money at restaurants and other...
Dude, you're broken.
What is it, please?
Okay, get your point.
Get your point.
So, very specifically, there's an Amazon warehouse,
and I just saw Walmart one right next to it the other day.
Crazy.
Built off of a...
two lane road, but that traffic now...
This is the city's responsibility.
Dude, you're actually...
No, no, no. This is actually...
Okay, actually...
It should be Amazon's responsibility.
Because that two-lane road wouldn't be a problem if Amazon wasn't there.
It's actually impressive.
I've never witnessed someone so far left that they're actually...
They're actually advocating for de-growth policies.
I've never seen someone sit and in real life advocate for a de-growth policy.
That's one of the...
the most impressive things I've ever heard in my life.
To not build warehouses because the city can't keep...
I'm not saying not build them.
I'm saying they need to put the infrastructure around them so it doesn't negatively affect...
The warehouse? Why is it the warehouses?
Whatever.
It's a city.
Or the states?
No, they're building in rural areas that this two-lane road isn't an issue.
So New York City...
Without the warehouse.
New York City, we want them to add more housing so people can afford...
forward more, right? Yes. Should it be the people who build the housing's fault to add an extra
lane to the highway because more people are moving in? They should have some sort of responsibility.
They pay taxes, property taxes, which those warehouses certainly do, and income taxes and whatnot,
pay to the state, redistributed to the city and the state of California thanks to their new jobs.
It's your city's fault for not allocating the resources properly. Advocate for that. Girl, there's
lots of things I can complain about Amazon for.
Some of the working conditions with heat, that shit was bad.
You and me can be on the same page for that.
But you went and advocated for a degrowth policy.
That's one of the most insane things I've ever heard in my life.
I'm not saying they should be fully responsible, but they should...
They're paying taxes.
They're paying taxes for that infrastructure.
If the city decides to not upgrade it, that's on the city.
Vote for someone different.
Okay, she's most likely referring to J.P. Morgan Chase.
the parent company of Chase Bank,
receiving a net 1.1 billion U.S. federal income tax refund on cash basis for 2035.
Let's get the context, though.
Why did they do it?
Because they overpaid estimated taxes in the prior year.
You're so f***er.
Oh, I love it.
Thank you for making my show possible.
For literally not knowing anything.
Because that was such an easy lookup.
Same thing would happen here.
We have to do quarterly estimated taxes.
and if I pay too much, then I would get money packed.
What's your Hammer Financial score?
Because I know your score is like a thousand.
Probably.
Zero out of ten, zero being the worst, ten being the best.
Probably a one.
You're my favorite.
I really appreciate you.
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my cookbook. You live with the parents
I don't know if you need that but, you know, if you ever
move out. What is your plan? I did try to ask you that.
I need to get out of there. Yes, what's your
plan? That was a great
statement. That's also something
that I need
your help with. They also had
settlements and adjustments from the IRS due to prior
your audits, I will say that. And of course,
they had some tax credits as any business or individual
to take advantage of, just like people with kids.
have tax credit.
So that inherently is not a bad thing.
So, okay.
So what job can you get?
Because you're blacklisted, not unfairly so.
I...
From a job that you want to do,
even though you know you'll get traumatized from.
Yeah.
But you would get traumatized from literally
the beep of the fries
saying they're done cooking at McDonald's.
No.
That'll lead to 10 more years of therapy with you.
Go on, sorry.
I'm being a dick, please.
I'm being a dick, please.
a dick. You probably just need to live in a place with more opportunity.
Yes. That I do want to move out of the valley.
Yeah. And if you want to, honestly, I really hate to say this, but I mean, they finally moved
up from 50 to 49th, but California has the 49th worst unemployment rate in the country for a
reason. And people are relocating to like Dallas, Houston, Atlanta, Nashville, North Carolina.
I know what you're saying. I know. I know. I know.
Well, they're not horrible, but for reasons, because there's jobs and opportunity, because it's risky to hire in California.
It's expensive to hire in California, and people are leaving.
So I'm not saying you have to do that, but that is something I'd consider because you're going to probably move to another city in California, and they're not the best job market, especially with your lack of skills and resonating talent.
My question for you is, are you guys pretending that the weather isn't awful here?
No, it's really bad in the summer.
Three months of the year, it's dog shit.
gorgeous winters and falls and springs.
I don't like any of those.
Gorgeous winter, fall, spring?
It feels like it's raining, but it's not.
That's humidity.
Yeah, I guess it was a very human morning.
I apologize for your new trauma and another 10 years of therapy.
I definitely wasn't out prepared for the humidity.
Okay, we're not having a humidity conversation.
I don't give a...
Where and what job?
Because what the f f you will not survive off of this.
I know.
Please, lady.
Okay, what are the options?
San Diego, Los Angeles, metros.
I have been mainly looking in the Bay Area.
Okay.
Do you work in tech?
No.
What the fuck you're going to do?
You're going to be a barista.
No, I...
You're going to work in the services.
I've been applying for dispatch jobs.
Dispatch.
No one's going to, they're going to look your name up, dude.
No one's going to hire you.
And that's not unfair.
You f*** it.
I'm sorry, you f***ed it.
Rip?
Okay.
Not even rip to your friend.
He survived.
So it doesn't even matter.
Ripped to your career in that.
New career time.
I got you a course career certification and whatever you want.
There is tax certifications.
Take that go to the Bay Area.
They like certifications there.
Maybe you'll do something, okay?
Accounting, do accounting for them.
I don't know.
It's still a brutal job market out there.
Even with all the VC money, it's a brutal job market.
Also, it's 48% humidity outside.
Oh, it's gone down.
It was a bad time.
Yeah.
It was rough.
I apologize for the PTSD.
It was rough.
Continue.
I don't know how to budget.
And I need help with that.
That doesn't matter if you literally don't ever
get a job. I have a job.
No, you're not going to survive
in California 23 an hour.
25.
25 an hour. You're not going to survive.
What are your goals?
Because you went from home ownership due to your evil
MAGA parents. Okay, very good.
I apologize for that.
trauma and other 10 years of therapy for that one. I'll just keep stacking them. You're a homeowner.
I'm shaking my boots. My Texas humid boots. I don't know. Great. Yeah, I know.
So why am I seeing loaned a mom $1,400? When I was unemployed, she paid my car payment.
How long are you unemployed?
California has an incredible welfare state for losers.
Eight months.
My unemployment was less than my mortgage.
I'm fucking with her.
If you go on unemployment for losing a job, you're not a loser.
That's there for you.
If you stay on it forever and you never look for a job
and you're like the people who reacted to on the Caleb Hammers show
over on our second channel, then you're a loser.
Sorry, go ahead.
I was unemployed for almost nine months.
Why didn't you actually, seriously, go work at McDonald's?
I don't know.
I applied.
No, I applied it like Target.
Home Depot, Starbucks.
Yeah, but you know what you did with your resume and all those I guarantee you?
It's, I just...
You made it look like you wanted to take them temporarily, just so you could pay the bills and go and get a better job.
Just found out, um, because the company that I work for now was...
Why are tears happening?
They're not.
Okay, it just sounds like it.
No, my one eye just keeps swattering.
No, no, I hear it in your voice.
Continue.
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I just found out the company I work for was bought out and the HR lady told me,
last week
that my resume is awful.
Yes.
Nobody is surprised.
Again, as always,
nobody is surprised.
How are you?
Why did you not put...
You live in California.
That's where a lot of the AI is being developed.
Why did you not put it into AI and ask it?
It would have told you that you are...
And not only did your mom lend you money,
she probably lent you an extra combo zone as well.
Like, you are...
Everything, you are broken.
Don't know what else to tell you.
Do you owe her a monthly payment?
Yes.
Okay.
I know we're going to call your mom in the post show.
Tell her to stop supporting her ass.
She is an evil magma mother.
So probably kick you out for looking like a gay.
Right?
No, my sister's gay.
Wow, what an evil radical Republican.
Your mother is for supporting your gay sister.
I hate Republicans as much as I hate Democrats,
but you're making me like them more.
You shouldn't.
They're annoying
So what's the payment plan for this?
Your actual plan, not the plan
Because I know there's no literal minimum
But what's your plan?
You're a license to be a hairdresser
Yeah
Go dress some hair
Creature, come on
I do occasionally
I don't have very many clients anymore
Well no shit
Go work in a salon, you freak
You have to have clients in a salon
Yeah, but don't
you can get some random drop-ins and build that list again.
But you have to pay booth rent and then you're not making money.
Okay.
We'll go to the most popular one you can find that has a booth available and try it, right?
Okay.
Or, okay, oh, fine, let's make $25 forever.
Right?
You don't know what to do.
At least that's an option.
You get a hairdress instead of being unemployed for nine months.
I was trying to get my clients to come back.
They have not.
You're sick and tired of you crying every time you cut their hair?
They were not so happy with my work schedule I was dispatching.
When you were unemployed.
Yeah, but they stopped coming while I was dispatching.
And you're trying to get them back, though.
Why wouldn't they at that point?
Because they found someone else right?
Okay.
Why did mom give this to you?
Yeah, go work at a blowout bar.
I'm being told you don't need to have clientele.
They're everywhere.
People just book and generally don't care who they see.
There's not any around me.
Okay, then like I said, you have to go.
That you're aware of.
I don't think there's any.
There's no.
Glad you followed her up with that.
Let's go to the map.
I've never seen one.
Oh, you've never seen.
She's never seen.
In my area, I...
She's never seen. It doesn't exist.
I didn't say they didn't exist.
I said I wasn't aware of any in my area.
I've never seen Las Vegas in person.
Must not exist.
I've never been to Vegas?
No.
No.
I should.
Okay.
Okay.
What's your address?
What will you know?
My house address?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, okay, her town's small, but you're literally what?
15, 30 minutes from major cities?
Yeah, no blowouts there.
Girl.
I don't think there's a blowout bar there.
In the major cities?
No, I don't think so.
Girl.
Okay, I'm seeing so many places.
I don't know all that are blowouts.
It's hard to see on the map.
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But I have at least to check out.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, places, 16, and the city just south of you.
That's not even going to the city?
West of you.
the city east of you.
Do some research, you f***. Come on. What are we doing?
Okay, 25 minutes away, we confirmed.
From your address.
I didn't know there was one there.
No shit, you didn't look because you have no ambition.
Disney rewards!
Quite a princess you are, huh?
I wouldn't say that.
$3,3,328.62.
A $69 minimum of the payment.
Twelve years to pay off.
still be unemployed.
Okay, we have fees, we have interest, and we have balance transfers and purchases.
You're collecting them all.
Yeah.
Why?
Please on it?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you betcha.
Why?
I don't know.
Okay.
As always, the transfer for someone like you makes no sense.
In the Caleb Hammer, like, financial tools network, we have personal loans.
We have debt forgiveness programs.
We have car insurance and we're adding more.
Those are great tools for people like me, for people out there who can manage the shit
and have proven they can manage their shit and use it as a tool.
For you, a credit card transfer makes no sense.
What are you doing?
I was trying to avoid the interest.
There is interest accruing.
Okay.
She's trying to avoid the interest.
She's financially smart, which is why she went to boardwalk pizza, Choro Bayou, Tim Land Popcorn,
Lockers, Disney, Lightning Lane, Pizza Planet, Lightning Lane, World of Disney, World of Disney,
beverage kiosk, Lightning Lane, Dutch Bros, DoorDash, DoorDash, Dutch Bros, Dutch Bros, Red Robin.
Dutch Bros. Red Robin.
Yeah, that's being financially smart.
That's doing really good as a 34-year-old who lives with her mom.
It's not.
No, this is embarrassing.
I know.
Almost as embarrassing as you're not well thought out or well-researched political views.
Yeah.
Yeah, why are you doing this?
That's not good.
You shouldn't be doing that.
No.
Yeah, why?
Why are you doing that?
What's my question?
Uh-huh.
Interesting.
That is curious.
Yeah?
It's a big one.
Here they come.
God damn it.
If you want to take a moment, it's okay.
I'm f***ed you.
You're okay?
What's going through your head?
I already feel like a loser.
I already know all of that.
But I also don't feel...
I don't know that welcomes the right word.
But I feel like a guest in my parents' house.
that then like going grocery shopping and putting stuff in the fridge or the cabinets
or doing any of that stuff that I would do when I owned my home
feels like a burden.
Why?
My dad makes comments all the time about me being there.
What kind?
He, most recently the one that I can think of,
he said something along the lines of, well, we didn't know you were going to be here for five years.
And it hadn't even been a year.
Okay.
But like the dramatic, sarcastic comment of, like, I'm intruding on them.
Which I know that I am.
But I already know that.
And I already don't want to be there.
And I already...
Here's the thing.
I know.
You are intruding on them.
if you don't have a real plan.
And right now, you can't tell me what you are going to do
and where you're going to go.
You are leaning towards Bay Area,
but we know you're probably not going to get hired
in the position you want because of your record.
Oops.
Without a real plan and real effort behind it,
you are intruding.
If you are putting real effort behind it,
then you are someone they can help and support
by allowing you to stay there.
If you do nothing, you're an intruder.
I feel stuck and I don't know how to.
You're not.
I don't know how to.
Girl, only you are allowing yourself to be stuck.
You just found out your resume was bad at 34.
This is on you.
I first started thinking about my resume like 23.
I've updated my resume.
I was also applying for federal jobs, so it is a little more geared towards that.
Girl, you can't just be applying to a job.
We're going crazy.
I know.
But so the company that bought my company out, I had actually applied there.
So they've essentially bought me with the company,
but I was under the impression that my resume was at least okay.
No.
The city card, $593.
With a minimum monthly payment of $35,
you're purchasing on a car that you can't pay off why.
Again, it's all bullshit.
Amazon.
Ooh, rent a car.
Why are you renting a $500 car?
How can you afford that?
What are you doing with your no time actually applying for jobs and updating your resume?
My...
Such a Disney trip.
You know they're a billion dollar company.
You know they get lots of tax benefits, right?
Yeah.
You know, they're tax situations.
Quite interesting.
Yeah, my sister works for Disney.
Oh, yeah.
Big evil capitalist Disney.
Was that to Disney?
Yes.
Yeah.
Champagne socialist, as always.
You know you people are the most hypocritical people.
I'd say people on the far right are really annoying.
But people on the far left are hyper, hyper hypocritical.
That gets crazy.
And both scare the fuck out of me.
Unfortunately, these days, further left, further right scared me the vast majority of my life.
Now the far left, I feel like I could get a fucking.
You know, any moment of my life because he freaks,
because I yelled at someone who has extremist positions
when I'm actually quite liberal socially.
But, so whatever.
Rant.
You know that, right?
You guys are really fucking hypocritical.
Evil corporations, capitalists,
and then you just give them all your money.
I know.
And Amazon, weren't you just hating on that warehouse
that delivered that to you?
Yeah.
It's a shame they're able to get there
on that two-lane road.
To your house.
I don't shop on Amazon very often.
But if I do, it's because I can't find it around me.
Just do it, man.
It doesn't matter.
Oh, yeah, no, live to your principles, your cheap principles.
I have no real moral backing other than performative.
Virtue signaling.
Wells Fargo, what's going on?
That one, like, has my storage unit on it.
And...
It was storage unit, dude.
Just get rid of it.
It doesn't matter.
Get rid of your shit.
Get Facebook marketplace stuff when you start over again.
It's going to cost money to move it all.
You can't afford the living where.
You can't afford a storage unit.
Big corporation Target.
Big corporation Chewy.
Massive corporation Spotify.
Huge corporation Walmart.
Yeah.
Giant corporation Walmart.
Dutch pros.
Walmart.
Walmart.
Walmart.
And a lot of that's bullshit too.
Ain groceries.
No, it is groceries.
Not all of it.
That $2.34.
was a snack.
No, Walmart splits them up.
I'll get it.
I don't know why,
but some charges,
or they'll, like, refund it
for something missing,
or they overcharge you
and then refund the money.
I don't know.
Maybe.
Okay, Audie.
When I do buy.
You have a fucking Audi?
Yeah.
You're homeless and you have an Audi?
Okay.
I was making money when I bought it.
Okay, get rid of it when you don't.
I don't know.
What's your job again?
What do you do?
I do customer service at a plumbing company.
From home or there?
There.
Okay.
Okay, you owe $16,650 and $62 with what interest rate?
I think it's like $3.9.
Okay, that's not horrible, but the minimums the payment is $7.85 for something making $25 is crazy.
And what world does that possibly make sense?
Let's see.
What is it worth?
17?
If you sell it, get a $10,000 car, you really only save in $6,000.
But we do got to get you on a better payment plan.
and that shit's crazy.
You're never going to move out with a $785.51 payment on this.
You're never going to move out, right?
It would be...
Half rent.
Extremely difficult.
It would.
And we get rid of it.
You make $1,000, put $1,000 down on a $10,000 car.
That's it.
That's the new beater, unfortunately.
That's my car.
You're homeless.
Americans in their f*** cars.
I know.
That did you prioritize a car over again?
getting a place to live.
Crazy.
You're right.
You are a burden on your family if you prioritize a car over getting out.
They're not wrong in that case.
That's okay.
You're crying, but like, listen, that's your choice to make.
I have sympathy until there's things like this.
I know.
Right?
Crazy.
So what did you want?
You wanted to talk about something Walmart related?
Well, I hate that I have to shop.
Feel like I have to shop at Walmart.
We don't, we do have to shop.
grocery stores, but they're obviously more expensive.
But Walmart's like the worst of the worst corporations.
They, Walmart, like, okay, so I recently saw an article for about...
From?
Oh, I don't remember now.
But it was talking about a Costco employee who's been a cashier at Costco for...
I actually really don't care unless you can tell me where the article's from.
Because that matters so much.
I don't remember that.
I don't remember.
I don't know.
I know Walmart has hurt some small towns.
I know.
But it's kind of interesting that the customer based in those small towns choose Walmart over the smaller stores.
They chose it.
It sucks.
I don't like the outcome.
But that is a what's the alternative?
You want the government to come in and fund those small stores?
Yes?
Oh, shit.
No, I don't.
Oh.
I.
So, like, okay.
I mean, I can.
vibe with you, but I can't get to the real world with you.
I think Walmart's...
When our opinions are based on vibes.
I think Walmart's extra shitty.
They...
Sure.
They pay their employees, like, low wages.
Is their minimum across the country?
And then,
obviously, a lot of those employees have to then
get assistance and end up on snap.
And then...
Less today than before, but yes.
Okay, this is like...
That's a talking part from, like, 2009.
Get spent back at Walmart.
Okay, that is like a 2009 talking point.
That's crazy.
I remember using it myself.
Remember using it myself when I was a big Bernie bro.
It lives right in my head.
We go through big transitions in college, ladies and gentlemen.
Some more than others.
Some lose their dick.
I just went, you know, radical left
because that was a music major.
There are issues on both sides of it,
but I think Walmart definitely...
Definitely not the best.
I would love to see people pay more.
Granted, yeah, everybody's going to...
Most everybody...
but he's going to use it to their advantage,
but Walmart definitely is using it to their advantage to...
And I think your argument that you started to say,
and I would probably agree with you,
it's like, well, but Costco treats their employees better, right?
Yes.
Which is, by the way, why most people prefer to go to Costco
when there's a Costco versus a Walmart.
Go to a Walmart here, you'll see it's just trash.
You know, why?
Because they don't really take care of it.
That'll probably be damaging to their company long term.
Costco's are filled to the brim,
and people they are great to interact with because they pay well.
but they're getting the reward for that.
Walmart's going to take the hit for that.
Let the market determine it.
What are you going to do?
Cry and moan?
I don't know.
So 4,000 in savings,
dramatically lower than 17,000
when it started.
Draining?
No, that I put it into a different savings account.
Okay, checking 804.
But again, it's going to be drained with the
bullshit.
Taco Bell, Dutch pros, Dutch bros,
going to get in some bullshit,
pizza, bullshit.
Doored.
Russian Red Robin again.
McDonald's.
McDonald's, Dutch
Bros. Jack in the box.
Bro, you don't cook.
No.
Oh, that's not good.
I'm sorry, you're getting a comfortable life.
Come on, all your money's going to just feed
in those dopamines.
Why would you move out?
Why would you do ambition?
Come on, I've been there.
I know this.
Jack in the box, Dutch bros, Dutch bros,
Hollis, McDonald's, Panda.
Transfer from savings.
You had to transfer money into the savings
so you didn't.
So that you had more money.
as soon as you keep going to McDonald's,
Apple Cash, Sand, McDonald's, Peacock, Microsoft.
Savings isn't being drained huge or super quick,
but it is going down, which is a concern.
Because you have transferred something to checking little by little.
So 15 in this and that high-ield savings account.
Okay.
That's good.
I'm happy to see that.
That's a good start for your moving out journey.
You just need to get a job,
figure out your resume situation.
I am so excited to call your mom the Post.
this woman to kick your ass into gear.
I'm going to yell at her for it.
Yeah, retirement stuff, and it's like 400 there.
You got fees.
Oh, 8,000 in this one.
Okay, that one's decent.
For your age, very bad, but at least there's a number.
Many people don't have a number.
Ah, wait, Nationide what?
It's a 457.
Okay.
It's a post-outin-292.
Okay.
Good.
Let's get your budget.
Well, I mean, your budget, you don't freaking have, like, costs.
But the budget and the important part of the conversation, it's about what you do from here.
But let's just do it anyway.
Make it make sense.
3,100.
You don't pay any rent to them?
I do.
Oh, okay.
Well, it does matter, then.
How much?
$500.
Does that go to utilities and everything as well?
Nothing extra for that, no internet.
Okay, debt payments.
Let's see.
It's fucking car.
Get rid of it.
Not even a choice.
Get rid of it.
$1,000 down on a $10,000 car.
It ain't luxury, girl.
Because your debt payments right now are now.
$914.51.
Gas, room from drive, drive. How much? Not much now.
It will be when you go drive it to the blowout bar.
My work drive actually got shorter.
How much? Two weeks ago.
How much? How much?
How much?
How much? I would say probably $150.
Phone bill.
$60?
Yeah, switch to helium if T-Mobile's getting in that area, similar towers to that.
Okay, maybe not. It is good from the vast majority of people out there.
Car insurance, how much?
I think it's $169.
Not the worst.
you don't have to do groceries.
Well, how does the food work if you stop eating out?
Would you have to shop for yourself?
For most of the stuff.
Okay, let's give you $300.
Let's just be generous, which most of
let's be generous.
Meal prep, meal plan, that's what you're doing.
It'll be good for health as well.
TP fund, anything else you need to survive.
We'll do about $100.
That is tampons, it's toothbrush, toothpaste, all that good stuff.
Again, some of it will be provided by the house,
some of it, not like toy paper will be,
but medical health care.
Any co-pays monthly basis?
Yeah, they're probably.
pretty high.
How much?
Probably like $500.
What the f-th?
Therapy?
No, I have one prescription that my insurance doesn't cover.
Okay.
And subscriptions?
I'll try to do $40.
Do you have any pets?
I have two.
What?
Cats.
Okay, $100.
Pet insurance, how much for cat food?
Cat supplies?
Probably, like, $100 a month?
Okay.
I generally like
buy a bunch of food at the same time when they have sales
Anything else that needs to be in this budget?
I would like to know
like what I could afford rent-wise.
None. You have an extra $100.
Awesome.
So you can afford $600 rent.
Yeah, you'd have to do like public housing.
Subsidized housing.
Nothing on this job. No, that's why
again, like I said, your budget's not the freak out.
The freak out is you...
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We need to get a job.
We need to update our certifications.
Maybe you'll get lucky.
get a dispatcher job again, let's not lean on it, though.
Let's try to get our skills or resume together and get into a new career field.
That should be your main focus in somewhere with opportunity.
Unfortunately, but that is the reality as well.
That's it.
I mean, I'm sorry.
This isn't, this doesn't do anything.
You're going to have to sell the card.
The minimum payment goes down a little, let's say, $500 to $500.
That saves you an extra few hundred dollars here.
So, but that's pretty much it.
From there, you just got to, you can pay after Wells Fargo like that.
immediately once the car sold and all that good stuff.
And you got to chip away at the Disney and City.
And that might take like a year or two with the current job,
but with a better job, much quicker.
And then all of a sudden you're out.
We're out.
Actually, since those are draining you, one thing I might do is I'd use the majority of your
emergency savings and pay off those credit cards.
Okay.
Because they're draining you.
I mean, you're losing more than you're gaining any kind of high-yield interest.
So math problem right there.
Just get rid of it.
What do I do with all my retirement accounts?
leave them. Roll them over eventually.
But it's fine. It just all in
several places. It doesn't matter right now.
That's the least of your concern.
As long as they're invested in something, they're going.
So don't worry about it.
You shouldn't be thinking about that for a while.
Pay off these debts. Get rid of the car.
Get a new car. Get a better job.
Those are the operations.
Okay. I'm going to call them on the Posto.
Big confrontation we've got to do here.
But let's get the hammer financial score first.
All spending it in a budget.
Spending money you definitely can't spend, clearly.
is why debt is going up and savings is going down.
Debt, no collections, but bad debt, family debt.
Family debt, also give it one out of ten emergency fund.
There is that.
You do have that saved up.
So your debt score will substantially go up because you'll put that, but your
emergency fund will go down.
But for now, where it stands today, emergency fund, it's actually a 10 of 10.
Retirement, definitely behind for your age, about a three out of 10.
Real estate, zero out of 10.
But I am happy that there's a retirement.
Three is better than most people, unfortunately, especially in America.
and a financial score.
Also, better than a lot of people
on that show, three out of ten.
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