Financial Audit - The Most Ghetto Couple In Financial Audit History

Episode Date: September 23, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:42 No, we first hung out what I was getting into. Yes, I got out of the psych ward. There should have been a fiddler that I had to sign. She's tearing apart your car. Yeah, she destroys stuff. This is literal actual domestic that you're in. He said he regrets meeting me. I regret.
Starting point is 00:01:02 I do. I mean, after, all this shit, her cheating on me first, her stabbing me. This is not something to joke around with. This is not funny. She's laughing about it. She doesn't care. No, shut up.
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Starting point is 00:01:39 below and create your account now because when the Dollar Wise update drops, the games begin. I want you to be on the next episode of Financial Audit right here in Austin, Texas. If you think you have interesting finances with an interesting personality or a story or a life or relationship, I will personally pay you to take time off of work, fly you down to Austin, get you personal transportation, a hotel, food, and we'll have a great time hanging out. Go to Caleb Hammer. or click that link in the description below. Hi, I'm Mercedes. I'm 19 years old.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Hello, my name is Jay. I'm 20 years old, and we're from Lexington, Kentucky. And this is Financial Audit. Thanks for coming down to Austin, guys. I really thought Jay would be younger. Bro, looks like, you look 20, maybe younger. You look, like 32 or something. You're like kidding.
Starting point is 00:02:31 I'm unfortunately not. Mercedes, what do you do for living in Lexington? I wouldn't expect very much. I'll be honest. Well, I'm going to stay at home mother. You guys have kids already? I mean... Yeah, one. I mean, before, I guess back in the day,
Starting point is 00:02:47 that would have been more normal. It's a little less common for sure today. Fuck, how old's a kid? Nine months. Okay, this is new. This is fresh. Are you guys married? We are. Geez, how long have you guys been married? Unfortunately, great. Yeah, that's what I want to hear. Parents of nine months old. That's wonderful. That's fantastic.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Well, we've definitely got some problems. Yeah, I mean That's why you're here What is How long have you guys been married? Not even a year Yeah, not even a year It immediately got into the kid?
Starting point is 00:03:17 Was that the intent? The kid was before the marriage Yeah Nine months old, that doesn't make any sense Oh, it was born nine months ago Okay, so you got knocked up Which means you had to get married Is that what you thought?
Starting point is 00:03:26 I mean, her family Definitely pressured me into it And so did she... Her family? Yes, her family's religious Okay, but you already got the baby in Yeah, so I don't want to...
Starting point is 00:03:36 It sounds like the marriage changes that. Well, I guess she kind of thought that the marriage would fix our relationship. How would that fix... How would a piece of paper being signed fix a relationship? Young, dumb, broke. You're on financial order. And trust me, you're dumb, I assume. Yes, very.
Starting point is 00:03:56 I mean, okay. I don't know. I thought it would fix something. I thought it would keep him loyal. Clearly not. Didn't fix the baby weight. What do you do for a living? I'm an electrician apprentice.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Okay, apprentice. Apprentice, yes, apprentice. What are you making? 18 an hour. Okay, fine. In Lexington, you know, it's probably on that lower cost of living. I will accept this. Not fine.
Starting point is 00:04:17 I wouldn't call it fine. We definitely struggle. Well, yeah, but I mean, buddy, at 20, I'm glad you're making 18, not 12. Right. So how many hours a week are you getting? 40. Okay. So what's coming in per paycheck?
Starting point is 00:04:31 What is that per paycheck cycle? Every week, I'm getting anywhere between 550 and 600. We'll do, yeah, we'll do 575 then. That's weekly? Weekly. Okay, times 52 divided by 12. When does electrician or parents become electrician? I'm planning to start school here soon.
Starting point is 00:04:50 I just filled out my fast. I'll get you. Why school? Wait, what school? I'll get you an electrician certification through course careers. People have taken that and converted them into six-figure jobs. I didn't know about that. Okay, well, I got you that for free.
Starting point is 00:05:01 What school are you about to do? It's a community college, but it would be a degree in applied sciences for electrical, and it would go towards the time that it takes to get my license. Yeah, that might be a play, but, I mean, are you going to make money while he's doing school? No, she won't. No. He answered for you. Okay, so he knows.
Starting point is 00:05:24 No. Okay. I mean, stay-at-home mom's fine. You just have to be able to absolutely pay the bills and keep a roof over with the baby's head. Now, here's a weird thing. I'm just going to let you in on some lore. this was very odd to me personally. Security, usually at the front of the building.
Starting point is 00:05:40 My producers requested security near the room one time before, but the producers requested that. The first time ever, in the history of the show, the security officer yesterday, and I still don't know what this episode's about, but yesterday said, I'm going to sit out of the door. I'm going to go sit out in front of the door.
Starting point is 00:06:02 I don't know why, and that's weird. You guys don't look weird or dangerous, just old, but besides that, there's, what the fuck is going on? Well, um... I stabbed him. Yeah, so she originally applied to the show... What do you mean you stabbed him? That's exactly what she was she was.
Starting point is 00:06:22 No, literally. She stabbed me. Did you not see him limping? Actually? Yeah, through the side of the knee. Yeah. He's got four stitches. When?
Starting point is 00:06:33 Saturday. Show me. Saturday morning, like, up and show you, or you actually a picture. A picture is easier. Show him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Show me. Yeah, let's just see. Well, here. Let's see that twink leg. Oh, my twink leg. We had a bone to pick with you. Okay. About your chicken legs.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Yeah. Maybe focus on your chair. Yeah. This might take a minute. Because it hurts? Oh, yeah, it hurts, definitely. It was fine when he was swimming. So there's the stitches.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Oh, my goodness. Go over here so the camera can see it. Can we see that? Oh, my gosh, okay. What did you stab him with? A box cutter. So my guy must have heard about that. I'm sure he did.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Yeah, he took my tongue scraper. Huh? He took my tongue scraper. Fuck, he's that car. Gosh, my goodness. Tell me what the fuck happens. You do have a kid. Yeah, so she wasn't there.
Starting point is 00:07:43 But you guys still have a kid. Yeah. This stuff happens when she's not there. This stuff happens? This is regular. There's way more. This is just the tip of the iceberg. I know, Caleb.
Starting point is 00:07:55 That's why we're here. I can fix people stabbing each other? What the fuck? No, but maybe. You can fix her dumb ass. Hopefully. No. Not me
Starting point is 00:08:06 Well we went to a party So Friday You stabbed him Okay yeah tell me Friday we went to a party This was just over the weekend Well originally we were supposed to go To the state fair okay
Starting point is 00:08:15 We're already broke us We're already broke as fuck We're planning to go on this show Right And she wants to go to the state fair She's begging me to go We get into a huge argument Because I'm like
Starting point is 00:08:25 I don't think we should go We don't really have the money How'd the argument go? It wasn't even really about the state fair It's just the fact that we never You never been to the fair You're always either in jail or in North Carolina. Well, it's a fucking fair.
Starting point is 00:08:37 It's a fair. We have a baby. Why do we need to go to the state? Why can't we take her to the fair? She's not going to, she's nine months old. What are we going to do? Walk around and get a corn dog. What are we going to do at the state fair with our nine-month-old?
Starting point is 00:08:49 So we get into the argument about the state. She's craziest. So we get into the argument about the state fair. And I was like, listen, I didn't want to hear her mouth anymore. So I was like, let's just go. Let's go to the state fair. And we get about 10 minutes away. and I try to get gas at a gas pump,
Starting point is 00:09:05 and the f*** the gas pump froze up and put a hold on all my money in cash out, okay? Okay. So I was, we're stranded at this gas. No, he's acting like I'm the only crazy one. He's a psycho. He blows up at the gas station, hits the f***er, hits the gas pump, blows his lid.
Starting point is 00:09:22 Huh? Psycho, just because his card is locked because he can get money. You're beating the gas pump? No, no, no. You guys look so normal. You know, like, you know, I'm hitting the button. Like, it's not fucking working. I'm hitting the button.
Starting point is 00:09:34 He's hitting shit, slamming car doors, going inside, yelling at the fucking... Other people's car doors? No, ours. No, no. No, but, I mean, the gas pump put a hold on my money, so... Yeah, because he didn't have money, probably. No, no, I had the money in there. It was 100-something, right?
Starting point is 00:09:49 You know, we didn't have much, so it put a hold on all of the money, because it puts a hold on, like, 175. Literally, none of the shit matters. Listen, okay, point is, we argue, fucking stab him, whatever. He goes to the hospital. How'd you... Why'd you stab him? no idea. Listen, I've literally blacked. Because we were arguing
Starting point is 00:10:05 and she goes blackout drunk. She gets blackout drunk and she does whatever the fuck she wants. Is this a reoccurring thing? Yeah. Not getting stabbed, maybe. This is the first time. But getting just blacked out of crazy? You have a kid. She's never there when. That doesn't matter. You are the parents of kids. You laugh
Starting point is 00:10:21 about that? That's funny? No, you're a horrible mom. You're stabbing the father of the kid. Your husband. Yeah. Yeah. No wonder he said he regrets marrying you. So what? You run get the box knife and just charge you at him and stab him in the leg? So I think she was about to leave or something.
Starting point is 00:10:38 I have no clue where the box cutter came from. He said he last remembers the box cutter was in his hand. Yeah, that's what I remember. That's what I remember. The box cutter was in my hand. I don't know how it got there. We're both wasted. But, should, we were arguing.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Boy. Black eye. Close your eye. Okay. I'm hoping this one's from you, though. No, he slammed a car door on my face. I think that's a reasonable reaction to getting stabbed if you asked me. me. I could have stabbed her back, but I didn't.
Starting point is 00:11:06 I never had someone from a black guy from their spouse on the show before. She stabbed me. And I didn't, it was, it's not like I punched her. After I stabbed him, I tried to leave. I got my friend's car. I was in my friend's car. Bullshit. He came to come get me. I have the text from my friend. She admitted all this. He came to get me. I was trying to go with her. He slammed the door in my face because I wouldn't go with him. With him. I was trying to leave. I was standing at the car door with my leg. There was witnesses there at that night. There was. Why were you not going to the hospital, dude? I don't know. I was still arguing with her.
Starting point is 00:11:34 But she had her friend's corridor propped open and we were arguing and she starts putting her hands on me from the car door. We already accepted you to come on financial order before this happened. What the fuck are we doing? What is happening? This happened this Saturday? Yes, this Saturday. After six days ago? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:51 What's the, what are we doing? Okay, so what happened? Did you? Where are you together still? She stabbed you and then he- We're on a break. We're on a break. We're on a break.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Oh, as of Saturday? As of Saturday? Yeah, after getting stabbed, I would assume so. Well, yeah, after getting stabbed, yeah. After what? After getting out of jail the second time. Not even for stabbing me, for public intoxication. So, okay.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Wait, did you get arrested this weekend? Oh, my, fuck. When did you get out of jail? What? Saturday? Saturday? Saturday? Sunday?
Starting point is 00:12:25 I don't know. It is not normal to go to jail. You are a mother or child. Where is the kid in all this? My mom's. It's mothers. Any time. That poor, poor, poor mom, man.
Starting point is 00:12:35 My mom will watch her, and then we just always get into some shit. I don't know. Then stop. That's the plan. Is that funny? It is. How? Because we can't.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Can what? Can't stop getting into shit. Yeah, but keep the, because if the kid being gone is what gets you into shit, then stop giving the kid of your mom and just lock the fucking in. What shit are we getting into? Does it always start with drinking? Yes. Then stop the fucking drinking.
Starting point is 00:13:02 He buys it. Stop! Well, we like drinking. We like to party. We like to have fun. I mean... So, okay, I've never had a... Oh, fuck, okay, this makes so much more sense
Starting point is 00:13:15 why he was there. Probably thought you guys were sort of wailing on each other. What the... So I've never had a spouse coming with a black eye recently from an ex. How would you get that specifically? After she stabbed me, I went outside, and she was trying to grab me through the car door,
Starting point is 00:13:28 and I was like, you, I slammed the car door, and I guess the car door hit her in the face. No, like, my... My whole entire face was in like, slammed into the door. I slammed the door, and I guess the door hit her in the face. Do you be called the cops on each other? Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Oh, yeah. After he went to jail for domestic violence. After I stabbed him. Oh, I did not call the cops saying. That's normal. That's not normal. That's not pretend like stabbing. It's just a thing that happened.
Starting point is 00:13:50 I drove myself to the hospital. I went to the hospital, got my stitches, got out. They wouldn't let me drive back because they thought I was drunk. Probably. He was drunk. No, I blew a breathalyzer that morning. Yeah, after you went to the hospital. Right.
Starting point is 00:14:05 I wasn't drunk at the hospital. I was at the hospital for maybe 30 minutes. When you blew the breathalyzer, you were still point something. So whenever you were at the hospital, you were drunk. They were accepted before this all happened. This wasn't even like the story. No. What is wrong with you?
Starting point is 00:14:21 So after I leave the hospital, I get my stitches. I have to walk home. So it takes me like an hour and a half. Mind you, while he's driving to the hospital, I'm drunk out of my mind. I'm walking to the hospital, walking all over our six. city just walking around. You're not a victim for being drunk. You chose to drink.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Like, what the fuck are we talking about here? Right, so I'm trying to get to the hospital. I'm trying to see where he's at. He's discharged from the hospital because it takes me so long to get there. I don't care. I try to get there. So I walk back from the hospital to my house. I'm looking for her.
Starting point is 00:14:48 I don't see her anywhere. So I walk out looking for her again. She's nowhere to be found. I come back. I have my roommate take me to the hospital to get my car. And this is at, you know, seven in the morning. You know, this happened about four in the morning. This is about seven in the morning.
Starting point is 00:15:04 So I go looking for her, and I find her on a little street next to Speedway. Okay. Okay, did you press charges there? Are you pressing charges? No, he's looking for me to bring me home. I was looking for her. I don't give a shit. Well, I was worried.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Don't be. I don't care. Do I care about the ending of this story? Oh, you picked her up. Congratulations. Then what? The ending is jail. I didn't pick her up.
Starting point is 00:15:25 So I found her and she starts flipping her shit, throwing her boots in the road, screaming at people because she's wasted. She's wasted. Because I'm pissed. He wasn't at the hospital. You're insane. And she's screaming, leave me alone and all this.
Starting point is 00:15:38 So somebody calls the cops. And they were going to let her go home with her family. I called one of her family members to come pick her up, but she wouldn't quit cussing out the cops. So they took her to jail. Horrible parents.
Starting point is 00:15:50 No, I'm going to be a great parent. No. Yes. You slammed the door in her face and gave her a black eye. And cheated on me two months after I gave birth and while I was pregnant and before that.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Like you haven't she. It wouldn't be a financial audit with the, okay. Like you haven't cheated. I did it first, but you decided to stay. Wow, man. I'm sure we'll get into that. How long have you guys been together, not the marriage? Two years and four months, not even three years.
Starting point is 00:16:18 You're really counting. Okay. So you regret being with her? I regret getting married, yes. I definitely regret getting married. He said he regrets meeting me. I do. I mean, after all this shit, her cheating on me first,
Starting point is 00:16:30 her stabbing me. Can't get in stab? I don't know what a fucking thing. Definitely not. He knew what the fuck he was getting into when he made me. No, the fuck I did not. He met me two weeks after I got out of the, no. We first hung out after I got out of the psych ward.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Yes, I got out of the psych ward and he asked me. There should have been a disclaimer that I had to sign. There should have been a disclaimer that I had to sign. Why are you still with her? Because we have a family. You're separated. A family. The kid's never there.
Starting point is 00:16:55 You guys just get fpped up and like blood the world. Well, what we want. We want to be happy. That's funny. You laugh every time. You're pathetic. good family. What are you laughing at? It's just the fact that it's true. I don't.
Starting point is 00:17:05 It's true. You're a bad mother. I'm sorry. No, no. She is insane. She is insane. No, that's unacceptable. How is that okay? No, when I'm with my kid, I'm not a bad mother. She, okay, but she is. For the 50% of the time that you're actually with him.
Starting point is 00:17:21 When we have the baby, she is a great mother. I can say the weekend. Oh, a whole week. Yeah, the weekend. His mother begs to take her. I'm like, what do you say fuck me for? From you. From you. I'm not a problem when I have my child.
Starting point is 00:17:34 She is a great mother. I can say that. I'm not a problem when I have. As the mom ever had to call cops on you guys? Yes. Yeah. That's not funny. Why are you guys actually laughing?
Starting point is 00:17:46 No, it's not funny. It's not a joke. It's not a joke. What is wrong with you guys? This is a kid. No, no. There's never been cops called anything to do with the baby. While she was there.
Starting point is 00:17:55 No. Or while she was insane. How many times does the parent mom called cops on you guys? Just that one time at the old apartment. The one time at our old apartment because she was losing her shit and destroying the house like she normally does. This one? Yes. Anytime she, oh, anytime she decides to lose her shit, she wants to destroy everything.
Starting point is 00:18:12 She's destroyed my car. She's destroyed a- What the fuck? Why do you not press charges on this? That's a good question. I mean, I... It's time to you now. You're separate. I'm sure.
Starting point is 00:18:22 Why do you guys keep getting back together constantly? Because we're mentally ill. I don't know. I'm sorry. She's a four. Like, you're a decently. It's Kentucky. It's Kentucky.
Starting point is 00:18:33 It's Kentucky. It's kind of, like, there's something wrong. It hits Kentucky. So you're saying what? Go away. Lexington's a big enough city. He'll find. He tried to add bitches and none of them want him.
Starting point is 00:18:42 He's not cute. Well, he was clearly able to get with someone while with you. Bitches who hate my guts. No, just bitches that wanted him in their guts. None of them wanted them. They did not want him in their guts. Okay, says the cheated on spouse. Like, come on.
Starting point is 00:19:01 So why was she destroying shit? That day that your mom called. Postpartum depression because he cheated. He's never there. Hold on. Let's specify cheating. Was it postpartum depression or because he cheated? Both.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Mixed together? Mixed together. That's a destruction. Caleb, what do you define is cheating? That's up to the relationship. It could just be as simple as talking to someone. I mean, as married, I think texting other women is cheating. Yeah, I would say so.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Yeah. Where are you guys open? But anytime she's done it, anytime she's so... She's a cheater too. I don't know. What do you want for me? I mean, she is a cheater. No, you're both horrible. But she's a hypocrite. You're like objectively bad people.
Starting point is 00:19:39 I am not a bad parent. I am not a bad parent. How many times have you gone to jail? Once. Okay. Before the baby... What the what we're talking about? Before the baby was born...
Starting point is 00:19:47 Doesn't matter, dude. You're completely unrelated. I was pregnant. Carrying the child you went to jail. Because he ran from the Marine Corps and had a federal warrant out for his arrest. What the fuck go? Here we go. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Here we go. Okay. Here we go. Sure. You're in the Marines? Slightly for a period of time. I mean, not for long. About a year. About a year. He graduated boot camp and got discharged. Pretty much. Discharge? How was that fleeing from the Marines? Well, he got discharged after AWOL. Dishonorable? He went out. No, no, no. No. Just a general discharge. But I did go AWOL a couple times. A couple times. What are you doing? Tell me. So, I mean, I graduated high school, met her. left for the Marine Corps three months after I met her.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Was she ever cute? Yeah, she is. I think she's cute, yeah. He has glasses. We wouldn't keep getting back together if I thought she was ugly. I do not think that's why you keep getting back to her. I don't know from Lexington. But, yeah, so I go to the Marine Corps, come back on my boot leave,
Starting point is 00:20:55 which is just a, you know, a 10-day period where you get leave after you complete boot camp. I go on recruiting assistants. So I'm home for an extended time, like three weeks. During that time, I had Snapchatted another girl after boot camp. I snapped chatted another girl. Sounds like him cheating first. Well, we didn't start from the very beginning of our relationship. Do we want to start?
Starting point is 00:21:18 Do we just want to tell the whole story? No, just keep going. Just keep going. I get back from boot camp and I snapchatted this other girl that we went to school with. Sure. Snapchat pictures. No, there was no conversation. There was no...
Starting point is 00:21:32 Save pictures over in the chat of her, arching her backup, trying to look cute. Let me see. They're gone. I mean, that's long gone. That's just long gone. He deleted that whole Snapchat account. Yeah. You deleted the account.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Yeah, we've had Snapchat on and off because of trust issues and... Oh! Who would have thought? Oh, that's funny. You laugh at everything. You're a pathetic person. Continue. So, I said I was Snapchating the other girl.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Our relationship was shit at this point because I didn't trust her. Does it been good? No. You suck with her? money so you download a budgeting app. You start with the classic one, Wynab, but everyone just deletes it because it's way too complicated to use. So you go to every dollar, that's Dave Ramsey,
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Starting point is 00:23:30 Yeah. That we were actually together before I found out. Yeah, yeah. So I was snapping this woman and she found out. And she found out just a few days before I was set to go back to North Carolina. How'd she find out? I went through his phone. Yeah, she went through my phone and seen it on my Snapchat.
Starting point is 00:23:48 I didn't hide it. He wasn't trying to hide this. He wanted me to find it because he wanted to be done. At the time, I probably did because I thought she was crazy as fucking. Stop playing with that. So she finds it and what happened right there? That was the first time you put your hands on me. That was the first time she put her hands on me.
Starting point is 00:24:07 I had my grandmother's house. We lived. What did she do? Pushed me into a dresser, pushed me into a window. Bullshit. Bullshit. I did not push her first. That is straight bullshit.
Starting point is 00:24:18 That is straight bullshit. So you pushed me so I punched you in the face. No, no. Yes. No, I did not. I have never once put my hands on her first. and the only thing that's happened from her putting her hands on me is me slamming the door, the car door,
Starting point is 00:24:31 and I accidentally hit her in the face. You pushed me at your mammy's house. After you stabbed me, by the way. But no, at my grandmother's house, at my grandmother's house, no, I did not touch her first. That is a lie. No, I did not. Okay, so what did she do to you?
Starting point is 00:24:45 So we broke up after she found out about that girl. I go back to North Carolina. Well, she hit you, you said. Yeah, yeah. She hit me in the face once, like kind of close-handed. Okay. So I go back to North Carolina and we're broken up at this point. You guys have broken up and on 50 times.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Yeah. I can clearly tell. Crazy amount of times. Go on. During that time that we were broken up, she goes to a parking lot party. It's Kentucky, so there's nothing to do, but rednecks with trucks and a parking lot.
Starting point is 00:25:20 I guess that's fun. She thinks that's fun. That's bullshit. That's not fun. So you can probably get easy dick there. I don't know. Well, yeah, that was the plan. So she texts her, she texts this guy that she was friends with before our relationship.
Starting point is 00:25:36 She texted him to pick her up. So she goes to this parking lot with a bunch of rooms. Yes. We were. But at the time, we were not supposed to be. Everything he's saying is we were broken up. We were broken up. Oh, but the shit that I do while we're broken up is a huge problem.
Starting point is 00:25:51 But you were proper. Whatever. Keep going. So are you. You were promising that we weren't talking to other people. Not at this point. Not this night. Well, anyways, she went and sucked some other guy's dick
Starting point is 00:25:59 because she was mad. Was it good? I was good. What's that mean? Meaning she fucking swallowed that shit quick. Did you? Did you swallow it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:14 She's not a quitter. Well, this guy's a little bitch, and if I see him, I'll slap the fuck out of him. Mark, we'll take a turn after the show. So she sucks this guy's dick And then she goes and sleeps in the same bed with it So this, at this time, this was about a week Right around a week after we'd broken up
Starting point is 00:26:37 And we were for sure You were broken up, so I really don't care Okay, but we were talking and saying that We weren't talking to other people, right? And she goes and sleeps with this guy That she used to buy weed from Sleeps at his house and gets drunk And swears to this day that they didn't have sex
Starting point is 00:26:51 And all this. They didn't matter, you already sucked the dude off that day So it's like, does it even matter? Exactly. Does it? Okay. Well, she's just lying about not having sex with this guy. I didn't have sex with him.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Your acne scars are crazy. That's pregnancy. You had that before pregnancy, but... No, I didn't. You had acne before pregnancy. Not scars like this. Well, she's a... The sum of...
Starting point is 00:27:13 To sum it up, she's just a liar. She definitely slept with this dude. Yeah, okay. I didn't. I didn't. She slept in his bed and drunk. I don't know. even know, like five, six.
Starting point is 00:27:27 All probably well with him, right? No. I've actually never had sex with someone else while we've been together. Just, well, you were broken up at that point anyway. Okay, yeah. Yeah, but I've never had sex. But why'd you go AWOL? I was asking this A-WOL thing.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Okay, so I get to North Carolina. You know, we had broken up so there's a ton of stress in our relationship. Because he cheated, and he was begging for me back. Well, because you created all the fucking trust issues before I cheated. And why'd you stay with me? If I cheated first, why'd you get back together with me? Well, maybe there was a point of you finding something on my phone, and you're the one that went insane that night and wouldn't let me leave you and all this.
Starting point is 00:28:03 But then you broke up with me after you went insane and try to run away through a field. What is he won't even mean, though? What do you mean? You ran from the base? Yes. Okay. So you just left the base, told no one. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Okay. And you were in Kentucky. Yes, I flew back to Kentucky. And your base was in North Carolina. Right. Correct. Okay. That's all the f***.
Starting point is 00:28:21 It was, my goodness. It was 10 minutes of it. Well, so. What the fuck is wrong with you? You know, I went AWOL for five months. Yeah, were they looking for you? Yep. Yeah, they were, I mean, not actively looking, you know, there wasn't people out there searching for me.
Starting point is 00:28:33 They knew where I was at, and if they wanted me that bad, they could have came and got me. Okay. What's the consequence for this? It varies. I mean, my consequence was just a general discharge. It wasn't dishonorable. So they found you and they discharged you? That's down the road, but after I went to jail.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Why don't you just tell me? Because this guy sucks. He's a retard. Okay. He ran away from Marines probably like three times in total. For why? What reason? to come home to me.
Starting point is 00:28:57 You're pathetic. This whore? Cheats on me but comes home to me and cries on me. That black guy is crazy. It was way worse, Caleb. It was a lot worse. I'm sure it was. It was like a week ago now.
Starting point is 00:29:07 That's just crazy. Yes. Anyway, he runs away, comes home to me. The very last time he thinks he can get away with the shit. He's at Valvene working, oil change, place, whatever. He gets off of work. The cops are waiting for him as he's getting off work. They follow him all the way to his mammy's house,
Starting point is 00:29:24 pull them over right in the beginning of the neighborhood. They're like, okay, FBI warrant, discharge, you're coming with us, you don't have a choice. Take him to jail, mugshot. That's that. Yeah, I mean, I went AWOL a couple times. They caught me on the second time with the federal warrant, and I went to jail.
Starting point is 00:29:40 They extradited me. Better not be on disability. All while I'm pregnant, by the way. Oh, she was pregnant. That's wonderful. For me. Why'd you impregnate her? An accident.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Yeah, I want to know. Uh, were you on birth control? No. Or are you having sex with a condom? No. Were you coming inside of her? Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:59 That's not an accident. Okay, well, we didn't. That's not an accident. We didn't mean to have a baby, obviously, but we're here. You were coming inside of her with no birth control or condoms. Like, what the fuck is one of you? But she blames it on me. She's saying, well, I was nutting inside of you, but she was spreading her legs.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Is that not? You could have told me you didn't want the kid and I could have done something. It was on both of you. Like, you were probably like, come in me and you were probably like, I'm coming in you. She was. All right. Exactly. You did it.
Starting point is 00:30:23 It was on both of you guys. Right. It's not just me. It's not just my responsibility. Huh? She definitely has some responsibility in the past. You both do. You were f***ing sensually.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Right. Yes. I would say so. Okay. Okay. She's the one that set the tone for the relationship. Bitch, bitch you stay. She, she, she, she somebody days before we got together, never told me about.
Starting point is 00:30:52 We were talking We were talking for weeks. I'm sorry, but days before you got together it was not cheating. Oh, no, it's not cheating. You're right, it's not. It's still f***ing. You're gonna go f-fing somebody else.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Because I f***ed someone before we even dated. Well, no, it probably set the tone. But he gets mad at me for talking about the big old nasty fat bitch that he f***ed before we dated. A year before. We weren't talking. We weren't talking.
Starting point is 00:31:13 We weren't talking. Hipocrit. We weren't talking. Hypocrate. But we were talking. What is wrong with you? We were talking. But besides the weird earring situation,
Starting point is 00:31:21 you are not an unattractive. person. What are you doing? You are a bit of a $10. Like, come on. Why are you fucking fat bitches? I was drunk. I was drunk.
Starting point is 00:31:31 I was drunk. It was the one time. The one time. I was drunk. It was one of those regret ones, you know. I don't rather you get stabbed, man. This makes no sense. I wouldn't.
Starting point is 00:31:42 This shit hurts. I would not rather get stabbed. So is a fat bitch on you. So is a fat bitch clapping back on them balls. It didn't really hurt. I don't know how he found the pussy with how many rolls that bitch had. Okay. You're getting your close to obesity.
Starting point is 00:31:55 You're not there yet, but you're close. I'm like 145. Mark the Springer machine! Give me your phone while you do this. Open it. Okay. How much do you want to bet she's talking to other guys right now in your moment of immediately breaking up?
Starting point is 00:32:13 Springer machine, go ahead. No, I doubt. I doubt she is talking to other guys right now. Lots of people on Snapchat. Mostly women, though. Whoa, you have no ass. That's incredible. I've never seen anything like that in my life.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Did she used to? She has more than... No, that's crazy. She did. It's five under, though, so add five to it. Add five to it. Hold still. She keeps having an ass and getting rid of it
Starting point is 00:32:42 while she's up there and it's going crazy. Okay, she's snapping like 50,000 women. Oh, yeah, I mean, because I think... But that's okay. Yeah, she does snap a lot of women. I mean, she spends all her time on her phone. 152.8. So it's 157.0. No, it's 5 under. The scale's 5 under.
Starting point is 00:33:02 Okay. What'd you say you were? I thought I was like 145. See, you don't know shit. You're getting fat. Oh my gosh. Okay. Let's get away from all these like streaks. Okay, why are you seriously snapping this many people? I've never seen this in my life. I would like to know that. Why do you snap so many people? They're all women, except for Caleb, black Caleb. He's gay, which probably has a crush on him. Are you gay?
Starting point is 00:33:28 No. Are you by? No. What are you saying? That's just one of her insults, she, you know. He just looks gay. He looks gay. And a lot of men cheat on their wives with men.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Do they? I think what it is is she might be insecure because she might be gay. You knew I was gay before I met you. You're gay? bisexual. Oh. What woman isn't gay? Honestly, it feels like it.
Starting point is 00:33:53 There is a Josh from five days ago. Gay Josh. They're all gay, huh? Literally, I'm not allowed to talk to a man that isn't gay. Well, yeah, I mean, that makes sense. You guys have cheated on each other, right? And I'm seeing if, you know, there's guys. That's my little cousin.
Starting point is 00:34:09 Well, Kentucky. No. That's not even a joke. No, that's disgusting. You snap an insane amount of abuse. How do you know all these people? Do you? Most of them, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Where's even him? Probably not pinned. No, she don't talk to me. And plus half the girl's on there, he's probably... What are you guys... Is that true? Yes. No.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Yes, it is. Half the, wait, what did you say? Half the people on my Snapchat, you've probably... Who? There's thousands. Yeah, sorry. Yeah. Okay, so
Starting point is 00:34:48 What do you guys want from me? Because that was a shit done a yapping of like insanity. Like, I don't know where we stand, guys. What's happening? I need to know if there's any chance that we can fix our relationship or if she's just completely off her rocker. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:35:04 She literally just stabbed you. And also, no, your mom didn't call the cops on you one time. It's been seven times, did. Every time she loses her shit, the mom calls. I think there's been seven times in total, but she only called once, I think. Maybe twice. Maybe twice.
Starting point is 00:35:21 The rest has been somebody else or me. All him. How many times have you had to call the cops on her and you want me to fix the relationship? Four to five times. See, what are we doing? Why would you want to be with someone that's dead on Saturday?
Starting point is 00:35:33 That you have domestically abused and she's domestically abused you and you've cheated on each other. Why would you want that? I mean, we have a family. I mean, it's hard when you have a baby with somebody. Does it matter? I feel like we still love each other.
Starting point is 00:35:45 It's just, there's just a ton of issues. I mean, there's a lot of issues. The big issue is you blame all the issues on me, even though you're the problem. I am not the problem. You're not the problem, but you're going to be with someone who stabbed you and made you get stitches.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Do you want to be with him? If he can change, if he can get a fucking medicine. What do you want him to do to change? Okay, I find you guys. Psychiatrist medicine, I don't know, anything. What's wrong with him, I'm asking? What is, what is wrong? right with him. What's wrong with me? No, no, no, I need
Starting point is 00:36:15 specifics. This is bullshit. Don't with me. You're never there. You don't beat him and you've stabbed him. You've cheated on him. I have to. What the f-you have to? You have to stab him. I mean, no, but there's no other way he'll listen to me. There's no other way he'll change. I don't feel like there's much about myself that I
Starting point is 00:36:35 need to change. The biggest things that I've done in this relationship are the infidelity. And... And when was that? When did you do that? A couple months after our baby was born? And before? Okay, that's insane. What happened? That's insane, buddy.
Starting point is 00:36:51 He cheated on me while I was pregnant, too. He texted two of my best friends. Her best friends? We weren't even together. We weren't together. So how was that she was? She was pregnant. She says cheating.
Starting point is 00:37:01 Okay. Her best friends while she's pregnant is kind of crazy. It's every time. We're not together. And we were in North Carolina, and we were arguing back and forth on and off. And she, I don't even remember what it was. She had done something to piss me off. And I wanted to piss her off.
Starting point is 00:37:15 So you went to her best friends? I mean, I just texted them. And then bitches were ugly too. You're calling your best friends ugly. Well, I'm not best friends with the bitches anymore. So what did he do? Tell me. He was just drunk, flirt texting with them.
Starting point is 00:37:28 And they were all making fun of him, calling him disgusting. I don't even, what were you texting? Were you trying to fucking. I mean, at the time, I was probably trying to get some pictures. At the time, I was probably trying to get some pictures or something. I don't know, but it was to make you mad. Probably, I don't. Yeah, because I was in North Carolina.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Carolina, and we were off and on. We were off at that time. Okay, so while you were pregnant, what did he do? He f***ed someone? I wasn't getting any attention from her. I wasn't getting anything from her because our relationship. What I give you anything? I don't know, because I pay your bills. I take care of you. Regardless of what the fuck you say. You impregnated me and thought I had what. Well, after we struggle for months, I think you should get a job, but you never do. Well, if the mom can watch the kid. She works. We have plenty of, we, there's definitely way. that we could figure out for someone to watch the baby. And I tried that. I got a job and he took all my fucking money.
Starting point is 00:38:18 Bullshit, you barely got paid anything. Anything you got paid went to be. Because I didn't quit because you were trying to bring our kid around a crackhead. No, I was not. No, the fuck. Is that who you're trying to fuck? Yes, probably. My friend moved in with this.
Starting point is 00:38:30 His boyfriend moved in with his ratchet-ass girlfriend and he wants to fuck them both. She's literally. I don't know what's real or what's not. No, that's just bullshit. I don't know. Guys, you confuse me. So, so much. Her, or my best friend moved in because I need help with the bills because she won't work.
Starting point is 00:38:48 She can't hold a job down. Who's going to take care of our kid? Babysitters. With my money. My mom. That works every single day, 12 hours shifts every day? Who can't stay awake? Who crashed her own car?
Starting point is 00:38:59 You had two, you had two jobs. Two, two. That worked around my schedule. The first one I quit because I found out you cheated on me. And then the second one I fit. So you just talk to people. What's the word she's done? Talk to people.
Starting point is 00:39:12 Well, you suck the dude's dick. Yeah. We weren't together. Okay. So you guys have never fucked anyone while you're together? No, no. I don't think, I mean, I think she's lying about the dude she slipped in the bed with. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:39:23 I mean, oh, I don't know. Listen, guys, this is a mess. And you want me to see if I can keep you guys together? Nobody wants us together. His mother literally tried to fucking beat my ass. Do you want to be with him? If he'll grow up and man up the balls. That doesn't make sense to me.
Starting point is 00:39:40 That part confuses me. I understand the things he's calling you on about. Make enough money to not have another man live in our house that took our daughter's bedroom? The only reason I have to do that is because you won't get a job. Who would watch the kid? Her excuses, get a better job. Who would watch the kid? My mom, we could put her assisted daycare.
Starting point is 00:40:00 There's a really good daycare near us. I'm not putting her and stay-dissisted daycare. Why I can stay home with my kid and not-fing-year. You're trashier than them. It's a religious daycare. It's a nice daycare. My little sister has went there. It's a great daycare.
Starting point is 00:40:10 See, it's fine. Yeah, why do we do it? Damon. No, she's just a little kid. Your kid will be. Look at the house the kids growing up in. That's why we're trying to figure out if we need to just split up and do what's best for the baby or if we can fix our relationship.
Starting point is 00:40:24 And I'm supposed to determine that. How often our hands being put on each other? Every other week. And what is typically the reason? I understand you get drunk, but what is triggering it? The cheating and, yeah. But in the past issue, so all the, like, built up resentment and anger comes. out. Guys, if you never move beyond the mistakes
Starting point is 00:40:46 that were made in this relationship, you'll always fight about the past. We do. I can't move past it either. He puts it up in my face and then I'm supposed to deal with him. So she gets drunk, you put that she cheated. She gets drunk and we just, I mean so what usually happens is we'll get into a tiny argument. He has trust issues. We go
Starting point is 00:41:04 somewhere he's, you want to him, you want to f*** him, you're a little insecure bitch. No, we go to a party and she wants to do nothing but run around and shake her ass. So, there's not nothing to shake. Literally, that is the flattest ass I've ever seen. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:41:19 So why are you so? Our whole relationship, she bases, like, her whole existence off of whether other people on social media approve of her or not. I mean, she needs approval. She has to have to have.
Starting point is 00:41:32 No one is right now, I promise. Yeah, hates my guts. So what the, what do you mean? Including millions. You blame me for the times that I've talked to other people for attention, but you do the same thing.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Have we ever considered just not drinking? on the weekend. Is this an option? I mean, we need to not drink, yeah. Just stop buying. If he stops buying, are you saying you will not drink? We live in Kentucky.
Starting point is 00:41:53 What else are we going to do? That's the same thing for literally everywhere you are. You make up what you do. Everyone can say that about every town, every city, everything ever. Have you been to Kentucky? I've driven through. What did you see? Beautiful hills.
Starting point is 00:42:12 What the fuck are we going to do with the hills? What would you do in Austin today? You guys would... What did you guys argue about this morning? What did you guys argue about this morning? What even was it? See, it's the... It's pointless shit that we can't even remember.
Starting point is 00:42:27 It was the fact that he got mad because he went through my recently deleted messages and found dudes that I was talking to. And he shut down and got mad. But he wouldn't talk to me about it. Show me your recently deleted. Oh, I'm excited for this. Show me your recently deleted.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Go ahead. He already deletes everything out of his recently deleted. I didn't even even. Whenever we were broken up this past week, I haven't texted anybody. Is that all of them? Yeah. Oh, fuck. Now, see, this is what I was trying to.
Starting point is 00:42:53 What did you delete with him? No idea. What did you delete with me? I have no idea. How do I get in there, in them? I think just recover them all and go through all the messages. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Okay. Including his mom. because that seems to be a big thing here. Okay, and I'll get back to them, I guess. Bring up his. What have you done? I have nothing to worry about. You're recently deleted, buddy.
Starting point is 00:43:24 No, he has nothing to worry about because he deletes everything. I didn't text anybody. There's nothing to delete. Exactly. It was all on Snapchat. Okay. Here.
Starting point is 00:43:33 Here's another place where we can find things. Oh, you'll find a bunch of shit in there, especially the videos of her going insane. What? Oh, anytime she loses her shit, I'll take videos. I'll make sure. I record videos. Well, I don't know where I'm going.
Starting point is 00:43:47 Which ones were deleted recently? There's nothing in my recently deleted. Okay. Well, things are usually in this as well. Open that. I know we might see some other things. There's definitely... Stop.
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Starting point is 00:45:53 But see, what I don't get, I mean, I do get it, you know, it just sucks that. She's stabbing in the fucking need. Why was you with your ex? He got me pregnant, she's saying. And I'm a walking checkbook. I mean, that's to pay your bills. She don't want to walk or she don't want to work. That's one of the big reasons.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Oh, she's sending, like, titty picks. It was a contact photo. Come on. Oh, I didn't know about that. What did you send? You can literally see it. What, titty picks? What are we talking about?
Starting point is 00:46:22 No, it was like this. Like, it was clothed, but it was like with Cleveland. It was a picture that I took in our... Dabbed him in the leg so you can't really work. Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah, I got put off of work for a whole week. Or, I mean, we're on a show about that finances. And who are you talking to here?
Starting point is 00:46:35 Just random people. Is this? Random people. But this is definitely dating. How old are you? you again, 22, are you religious? This is dating app. Yeah, it's Facebook dating. Facebook dating. So you are talking to guys?
Starting point is 00:46:47 Yeah. That's cheating. We aren't together already. Not at the point of talking to him. So did you talk to any of these guys before? Yes, this guy. This was all whenever I got out of jail. Okay, let's see. When did you get out of jail? Saturday, yeah, Saturday morning.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Yeah, she immediately started texting. She went on Facebook dating the next day. Yes. What have you done with anyone? Nothing. Nothing texted. What have you wanted to do? Nothing. Really?
Starting point is 00:47:14 I don't want to do anything. I'm sorry. If I break up with a relationship, I go for a rebound. Maybe on the weekend, but I had my child the whole entire time so I couldn't never plan to do nothing. That's why she was so adamant. She was adamant about asking me if my mom was going to take the baby this weekend. So she was definitely planning something with somebody. Because you sit there and ask me over and over, is she going to take her this weekend?
Starting point is 00:47:37 Is she going to take her this weekend? So what was your plans? I'm being told he downloaded Tinder immediately, though, too, right? Ah, here's her recently deleted. What's going on? There are things in here. There's a lot of things in here. What are you deleting all these photos for? Just so Jay wouldn't see them and go crazy.
Starting point is 00:47:56 So what's in there? Yeah, what is in here? Just try. Just be honest. Anything and everything. Come on. Text with other people, text with your family, pictures of other people. Pictures of other people, like what?
Starting point is 00:48:08 Like profiles, pictures of them? I don't have nudes in anybody in there. No one's, I'm not after nudes. Things being hidden, there's usually more interesting things. Also, we've all been in a locker room and we've all seen. Who really gives them? You know how many dicks and tests I've seen on the show now? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:27 I was like, who cares? What is this? Now here we go. What is it? She's texting a random person. You murdered your own fetus and want to talk shit about someone getting pregnant. You fucking easy slut. None of your friends or family. Love you. Who are you texting?
Starting point is 00:48:42 That's why I'm a little girlfriends. She got an abortion of his kid? Not his kid. No, no. I've never gotten anybody else pregnant. I've never. Oh, you bitch, you had sex with a tampon and you're sick. And she says, this person said, if you touch me, I'll file
Starting point is 00:48:58 charges and your kid will be taken from you. Who is this? She loves to be with his old girlfriends. Oh, another one of those? My goodness. Dude, you guys are crazy. Crazy. Oh yeah, yeah. I don't know who your boyfriend is who told you to hit on hit me because he didn't. He slammed my face into the door on an accent. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:49:15 You're texting so many women about him. That's his own family. Don't think is happening. Let's not forget. Hold the videos that are going crazy. Oh. And yes, I am going to see stuff, but I don't trust it you have in there. That's the same thing he has in his hidden.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Yeah? Yeah. Let's see what else. Put it on camera. Okay, nothing else. Yeah. Okay. You also have no butt.
Starting point is 00:49:48 Let me see the videos. Now, these we will put on screen. Yeah, so... Okay, no, just let me watch. Are you going to get in the car? This is right after being stabbed. If I do, will you get in the car? Come look.
Starting point is 00:50:17 Please get in the car. You don't give a fuck. You just let me walk home from the fucking hospital. With stitches in my... After stabbing me. Please get in the core. Can you please get in the car? Who's she talking to?
Starting point is 00:50:49 Random people. On the street. What are you guys doing? I just wanted him to leave me alone. Why didn't you walk away? He would have followed me in the car. She did walk away, and I did because she's walking around the town, just wasted, walking out into traffic. I would have called my dad.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Walking out into traffic, just being belligerent. And I was actually trying to stop her for being arrested. She's tearing apart your car. I tears it all. Yeah, she just. story stuff. I didn't even call the cops that morning, by the way, somebody else did. What the f f-
Starting point is 00:52:02 The video is like stuttering. She still going? I was literally just trying to stop her from going to jail, because I knew she would go to jail for public intoxication. Please get in the car. You like saying slurs. Very homophobic. even though he looks at he is gay
Starting point is 00:52:50 what did I even do I was she's she I don't she it's like she goes into a fucking trance and she's like fucking demonic she's like possessed you are going like a whole other person
Starting point is 00:53:01 like it's insane and then the next day she'll just I'm so sorry for acting like that wait are you black I can't oh yeah I guess you can say it
Starting point is 00:53:11 okay there's plenty of more videos I mean show me show me the most and then we'll move on. This was... We really do have to get into finances. This was while I was...
Starting point is 00:53:24 So I had just been stabbed and I was sitting on the floor or... I was drunk, so it's hard to remember it was before or after, but it's around that time. I think that was before. I think this was right after I got stabbed. I was sitting on the ground. Okay. Can we know something? You must give the best head that has ever existed.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Because I'm sorry, the most insane... Top tier. Yeah, she gave me some last night. It was pretty good. Okay. Now, after that... get rid of her. One more time and then done. I can't. I can't. I've tried. I can't. I can't. I simply can't. You might need to move, dude. Okay. What's that sound? He's crying. I mean, yeah, my
Starting point is 00:54:27 leg was killing. I'm sitting there on a floor stabbed. I mean, yeah, I was crying. Yeah. We literally didn't know who stabbed him. He kept saying he stabbed him and then he said I said that because I was scared of you to go to Jews. Yeah. There's the, okay, trigger warning, three, two, blood. One, boom, boom, boom, put them all on screen. All those photos. Yeah, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Mocking me, mocking. I think I need you to understand right now. This is literal, actual domestic abuse that you're in. This is not something to joke around with. This is not funny. She's laughing about it. She doesn't care. No, shut up.
Starting point is 00:55:20 You need to leave. Because your kid will get hurt at some point. It always translates. What are the holes he's punched in the walls? And all the screaming he's done to be with our kid here. At least it's not your body. There are degrees. It's not good.
Starting point is 00:55:34 I have punched holes in the wall. Yeah, I'm not defending that either, but this is clearly a domestic. Right by me and our kids' head. It's a wall. It's me and our child here and it's our head. When did I punch a wall while y'all were right there next to us? I have the pictures of the wall. What is that night time?
Starting point is 00:55:49 She was not there. She was mad because she wouldn't go to sleep. That is no the fuck. I did not punch a hole in the wall because I was mad she wouldn't go to sleep. There's times when she wake up and you get pissed the fuck because she has to go in the bed. With these videos and shit, I don't trust you.
Starting point is 00:56:04 Maybe he's in, but if it wasn't your insanity, if it wasn't for all this, I'd maybe trust you, but I can't. Let's see. Then we'll get into the finances because what's happening in here? There's a medicine that I take. My medicine.
Starting point is 00:56:25 medicine that I'm supposed to take. For, you know, for depression, but... But you weren't prescribed it? No. And he takes it every day. No. So, I don't know. The nights of blur.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Is one of those hidden videos? Yeah, I think I stuck my phone on my pocket. No, she's hiccuping because she's so wasted. All right, show me the next most egregious thing. And then, because that was the only video, I don't want to sort through it. And you find all of this funny. And just because he has the one up on me because he gets the chance to take videos and pictures of everything.
Starting point is 00:57:04 He's just lucky I don't get to. What do I do that? You need to take what? I don't destroy the house. I don't put my hands on you. You've literally tried to run me over. When did I try to run you over? Whenever I was standing behind the car and you just go in reverse.
Starting point is 00:57:19 When was that? Whenever we were about to go get our kid. When was that? Like two, three weeks ago. Were you trying to stop me from leaving for some reason? We were both going to get the kid. And you were behind the car? I was outside of the car trying to ask to get in the car
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Starting point is 00:58:16 I can't try to run her over. I mean, there's been times when I went and let her in the car, and I'm trying to drive off, and she's literally hanging off the side of the car, or I only have one windshield wiper that works because she was hanging off of them. Where's the video? What are you doing? I'm trying to find the video. Is it in a hidden? Is it in a folder?
Starting point is 00:58:31 No, no, no, no. They're just all in your camera. Yeah. Okay, okay, fine. You guys destroy each other. I get it. Man, I don't know what to do. Try to see if we can get you back together.
Starting point is 00:58:42 Is the question you're answering? No, you shouldn't be together. You shouldn't. Neither of you should be. I mean, we have a family. It doesn't matter. This is a destroyed family. The family is already destroyed and fucked up.
Starting point is 00:58:57 This is come, like, you don't think this is, we're able to come back from this? Do you guys not see what you're, relationship is, there's domestic abuse every other week at a minimum, you said, on average. No. Have you guys seen those videos? She has stabbed you. This isn't even just slapping you.
Starting point is 00:59:13 She has literally stabbed you. You guys are cheating on each other. She, you guys, the moment you broke up, you went on Tinder to start f***ches and she went on Facebook marketplace to start sucking dick. Okay? Which, I mean, like, just see where you guys are. We, you will never, this will never be a healthy relationship. I've tried to make it work.
Starting point is 00:59:33 You have, and guess what, it has failed. You guys are done. Okay. I think the, I mean, she would have been gone a long time ago if it wasn't for her using me for bills and stuff because she don't like to work. Probably. Right?
Starting point is 00:59:50 I would have been gone a long time ago if you would have just said get an abortion and I had the kid. Well, abortion's illegal in our state, and... Okay, well, that doesn't. Like, you can't travel. Or get a pill. You're right.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Yeah, I could have said get an abortion, I guess, and we could have been done, but I didn't. You knew what our relationship was going to be in the beginning of it, so why? I'm not the only one deletional thing in a wedding or a marriage could have fixed it because you thought a kid could have. In the beginning, I mean, it was the first couple weeks of our relationship. We were still in high school and we were going to go to prom together, and she was sending videos of showing off her ass to some sugar daddy. What ass. some sugar daddy to pay for her dress and I mean I was in boot camp
Starting point is 01:00:35 huh? How old was you at the time? 17, 17 this guy's old. Is he? I have no clue about this guy I don't know it I don't know between 25 and 30 not great
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Starting point is 01:01:40 Question them. I mean, clearly, whatever you're defining is him getting a shit together, he's not. And you're a horrible, evil human being discussing bitch. If he wasn't the one paying for the bills, would you be with him today? No. Why are you with him?
Starting point is 01:02:02 Because even when we try to break up, we're both begging for each other back. There's something wrong with us, clearly. You're attracted to each other, but that's it. That's it. I don't know. There aren't other people out there you will be attracted to. I think all the shit that we've done each other and been through together, I think we're some like somehow... Okay, you guys are 20 and 19.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Like there's so much life. You don't even... Just shut up. job. Guys, neither of you can legally even think yet. The thing is we're going to go back home and be together. We're going to be together. Don't be.
Starting point is 01:02:37 You have choices. Go live with your mom. Kick her out. She's done. She's a domestic abuser. Use that video. Get full custody. Move on with your life.
Starting point is 01:02:45 Find a woman who loves you that you can make more kids with. She is a great mom. She really, that is. What? Have you guys seen the last hour and three minutes of this conversation? Well, so we definitely have issues. She is a great mom, right? That is, I can defend that.
Starting point is 01:02:58 We definitely have issues. But she is a great mom. Because she's got more issues than anyone on the show. She loves her baby. She loves our baby more than anything else. And she is a great mom. Not enough to not get fucked up every single weekend. I did.
Starting point is 01:03:09 I f***ed up when I Snapchatted another girl while she was postpartum. But I mean, she, I just, I can't do the physical stuff. That's, I think it would, our relationship would be better, easier to manage if it wasn't physical. The physical shit. It'd be easier and better to manage. if we didn't drink. That don't drink. He wants to drink.
Starting point is 01:03:32 He buys it there. He buys it and even if he wants to drink, you don't have to drink. It's usually her that wants to drink too. You don't have to, even if there's alcohol there. Yeah. Okay. But why not?
Starting point is 01:03:45 Because it results in this. Yeah. Well, if he wasn't there, it wouldn't. Does she ever lose her mind when she's not drunk? Yeah. If we argue, yeah. Here we go. So it's not just the drinking.
Starting point is 01:03:56 You're just an insane crazy. The drinking definitely amplifies. The drinking definitely amplifies. What does she do around the house when she loses her mind? Besides it's hit you. She's destroyed a TV. She's destroyed blinds. She's destroyed my car.
Starting point is 01:04:08 I saw her rip it apart. That was on video. It's in this video. I saw, I mean, she'll wreck stuff, you know, just throw stuff, sling stuff off. It's just destructive. Like, it's, I don't know. Hey, you owe money to your grandma. What are we doing, guys?
Starting point is 01:04:26 Why? Because. Just fucking work. Well, how, when, where, what car? She had a car, she totaled it. Drunk? Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 01:04:37 So, um... You're disgusting. We still owe her grandparents $1,500 for that car that I was paying for for her. So $1,500 for the car. Why do you owe your grandma that? Because it was her car. You totaled your grandma's car. She can't drive anymore.
Starting point is 01:04:54 She can't drive anymore. She's 100 years old. Is she 100? Yes. My great grandma, it was. my great grandma's car. You took from a 100-year-old and told? No, she gave it to me. Did she know she gave it? She's very here, yes. You won't make it. Not even close to half that. Huh? I can't make anything. No, you won't make it to a hundred is what I'm saying. Oh, God, no, I know.
Starting point is 01:05:20 That's not a good thing. That's why you're a bad parent. Okay. I don't want to live to a hundred. What? Why would I want to live to a hundred? Maybe their kid wants, maybe. Maybe they're a good. Maybe. I'm not. Maybe. I'm not. I'm a good. I'm your kid wants their mom to. I mean... She's even a girl or a boy. I don't even know. It's a girl. Her name's...
Starting point is 01:05:34 Refer to it as like the fetus or the child or an abortion. Our baby, our baby. We refer to as our baby most of the time, but it's a girl. She's a girl. Okay, so 1,500 you owe to your great grandma? When? When did you total this car? Before we get too deep.
Starting point is 01:05:57 So why do you owe 1,500? Because we didn't pay it? No, no, no. I don't understand. Is that what she? she owed on the car or what was the... No, no. So what happened?
Starting point is 01:06:13 We agreed to buy the car from her for $1,500. For like a deal for $1,500. If I would have like went and bought that car anywhere else, it would have been like, what, $10,000? Good. So what's the agreement now? Are you on a monthly payment with the grandma? No, we just...
Starting point is 01:06:28 Does the grandma know you were drunk? No. Maybe she should. Well, she's probably going to. She'd probably croak over. Does she even know that it got totaled? No. You told me not to tell them.
Starting point is 01:06:45 So who do we owe the $1,500 to? My great-grandma. No, but she knows it was told. The great-grandma. Not your grandma? Nobody knows. He told me not to tell my family that he sold it. Wait, how do you...
Starting point is 01:06:56 I told her... How do we know you owe $15 then? Because... Is that just the number you made up in a brain? No, no, we owe her $1,500 for the car. She gave us the car. Oh, with the agreement for $15? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:06 Yes. Okay. Is there an agreed upon minimum monthly payment? No, we haven't paid her. What was it? It was like $250? $100, $200. I'm putting that in the budget.
Starting point is 01:07:15 That's what it should be. You should be paying that, $250. Okay, for the baby $400. Why did you have to borrow $400 from Nana? Well, after I got out of jail... Which time? This Saturday. Hey, what was the first jail?
Starting point is 01:07:28 Domestic violence and public intoxication. What did she do? That was when she... Punched him three times in the face. Yeah. What did you do? We got into an... argument, what did that argument start about? What did that day, that argument start about?
Starting point is 01:07:47 Something stupid, who knows? Someone I messed with, was it seven brew? We were going to go to seven brew and somebody that I'd messed with before was there. So I was like, oh, I don't want to go anymore. It's not his fault? No, but he made it a big deal. I did it. What'd you do? How the fuck did I make it a big deal? I was like, are you sure you want to go? And you're like, no. And then after you got all mad and quiet and distant like you always do, so then I asked what's wrong? You, nothing's wrong. and you make it a big deal. You're looking at me like I'm...
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Starting point is 01:08:49 See where you stand? Where you gotta do better? Where you're doing shit? Listen to just takes a few minutes and it is free. Figure out where you stand in the world of money. Calebhammer.com. I went to my cousins. She got me alcohol. Oh my goodness. Bad idea. Two fits of fireball that night. Two whole fifths a fireball she drank for that night. I'm assuming that's a lot. I'm not a drinker. I don't know. Yes. It's a fireball is nasty. Yeah, it's disgusting. and she drank a ton of it and got drunk and went to a concert with her cousin
Starting point is 01:09:15 with no clothes on. So we were texting. That's a concert? You went naked? No, no, I mean, she had clothes on, but so we were texting and we were, we agreed, we can still have a good night. You're mixing the whole entire point before this concert, the cops told us to separate.
Starting point is 01:09:31 The cops got caught. Why were the cops already involved? Because I decided to come back to get a few things because I knew we were going to spend that day separated. So then I came home. He wanted to make, make things right. I was like, no, I just want to be alone, have a good day, so I go off, go crazy. He calls the cops. What? What? You wanted to make things right, so you go off, go crazy?
Starting point is 01:09:49 No, he wanted to make things right. So you go off, go crazy? What did you do? I wanted to, I wanted to leave. I wanted to go to the concert. I want to have fun. Why were the cops called? Because I went to go. Because I were the crazy. What did you do? Scream, yo. Who called the cops? He did. Why did I call? No, there was something. I don't know. Because I think I poured sweet tea on the floor. Why are you so physical? I don't know. So the cops got called the first time. Mark, you're in for something lucky after this filming, buddy. You're going to come quick.
Starting point is 01:10:18 So the cops got called the first time, and they told us to separate that day. Well, we were texting and agreed. We can still have a good night. So I came and found her at the concert. As I'm walking up, I literally see her boobs slip out because she's wasted and, you know, jumping around and she has no bra on.
Starting point is 01:10:33 It's just like no... But, I mean, I got a glimpse in that hit and folded. Those things, unfortunately, and are sagging down to her fucking toes. Like, it's impossible. It pissed me all. So I'm like, why are you out here with no clothes on? And that starts the whole argument up again.
Starting point is 01:10:45 And I had somebody drop me off because I was drinking. I didn't want to drive. So. Someone's responsible what it goes. So I get dropped off and I'm telling her if we're going to go to this, we were going to go to another little concert with her cousin. So we get in the car with her cousin. It was like the third of July.
Starting point is 01:11:05 So everywhere. Go on, it doesn't matter. So we get in the car and we were already. already mad at each other again because I had said something about what she had on. And it blew up in the car. It's just a little argument blows up. We start screaming and cuss in. And then the next thing, you know, she's punched me in my face three or four times.
Starting point is 01:11:22 Where did she hit you? Just in a jaw. Close fist? Yeah. Oh, no. This was... Boom, boom, boom. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:28 What the fuck is wrong with you? A lot. So I called the cops and she went to jail that night for domestic violence and public intoxication. Good. So you got out of jail and you had to borrow $400 from grandma? Mm-hmm. For what? Was it bail?
Starting point is 01:11:40 No, $400? Well, I borrow money from Nano for a lot. Okay, here's the 400. Mercedes said she found out that Jay cheated on her after she gave birth about two months. And I gave her $400 for what? I don't understand. Oh, for the baby. It says for the baby.
Starting point is 01:12:01 Well, after I found out you cheated on me then, we probably, yeah, we probably did separate. And I was living with Namos. So what's the agreed upon for the $400 for? the payment to the grandma? Just living expenses. No, is there a minimum payment? No. Okay, $400.
Starting point is 01:12:20 Okay, bailed $1,500. Now that one was for the jail. Yeah. Grandma bailed you out. Did she know she bailed you out? I mean, yeah. Okay, so what does grandma think about that? What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:12:32 She's disappointed, obviously. Whoa, she's disappointed. They're all Christian, so they all think if... Maybe you should be, too. If we could just go to church, our relationship would be fixed. You might need that, girl. You're broken. I've been trying.
Starting point is 01:12:44 You're broken in every way. I've been trying to get him to go to church, and he'll say he'll go, and then we get ready to go, and then he doesn't go. I'm not super religious. That's fine. I think she needs something, though. Yeah, and if you wanted to help, why not just sit in church? I don't care what anyone, like, you do your life, but it's like she needs some kind of help. I have seriously got to go piss, or I cannot continue.
Starting point is 01:13:05 I do not care. Like, seriously. I do not care. I seriously have got to go piss. Open up that gamer subs and finish yourself off. I am finishing this episode. Money owed to your cousin. Now you're borrowing from your cousin?
Starting point is 01:13:18 I have to borrow money from everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Why'd you have to borrow from your cousin? Because she won't get a job. Or she would have her own money. Yeah, but what was it for? Probably gas, vapes, everything.
Starting point is 01:13:31 Vapes, you're borrowing from your cousin for vapes. You are the most pathetic mother that I have ever. witnessed on the show. I like a vape. You prioritize that over your future and kids. No. Yes, if you're borrowing money and not getting a job and borrowing money instead
Starting point is 01:13:49 of getting a job. Yes, you are. Can I get help with a babysitter? Can I get a job? You had two jobs that worked around my schedule, so I would be home. Which I had to quit both of them because of you. You did not have to quit because of me. You would go to work for a day and complain my feet hurt. I work at two hours my feet hurt. This place sucks. I hate working. I shouldn't have to work.
Starting point is 01:14:09 I stopped serving at the country club, number one, because you told me it was a shitty job and I have to flirt to make tips. She was bringing home nothing, literally nothing. You're lazy, you're a drunk, you're an abuser, you're an addict. Apparently. Apparently? Apparently. Dude, it's been an hour or 15 minutes. That's what you are.
Starting point is 01:14:30 Unless you have anything else. I tried to get a job. What'd you try to get a job? I was a server at a country club. Rich white people, you'd think you'd make a lot of money. Potentially? And I did for banquets. Okay.
Starting point is 01:14:44 Banquets, I did make a lot of money. That was like 150, 170 a day. Why did you borrow a thousand from your dad? That's just random. He just gives me money. Why are they enabling you? Why are they enabling you to make all this bad decisions and face no consequences for it? Kentucky.
Starting point is 01:15:02 I don't know. No, that's not an answer. It's just my family. I don't know. My family's... What? the fuck is there an agreed upon minimum back to your dad back to your cousin no they just help me out what do you see in her that you like besides your somehow attraction i don't get it because like
Starting point is 01:15:24 it's i'm not suggesting you're a good person but she's objectively like one of the worst people i've ever met it's the family it's the family no but only it's just her you can still be a family with you the kid whoever you meet and your parents you would get full custody most likely well i Would you even care? Yes, I would care, but I know with all the evidence that he has, he would absolutely 100% get full custody. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to take it.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Because the baby doesn't deserve to be raised without her mother. No, the baby does not deserve to be raised in this. You're right. She doesn't. Take her. Even if we split up. Okay, you're 20. I think you're just too immature, man.
Starting point is 01:16:01 You don't know the consequences in bad life that can happen. I don't think if we were to split up and co-parent that she would be continuing. I think she would, I realistically think that she would get help for her baby. Maybe not for me, but for her baby. She hasn't in the nine months. Did you drink it all day in the pregnancy? Be honest. That I drink while is pregnant?
Starting point is 01:16:21 No. Okay, well, you get fucked up every weekend. When she's not there. Yes, I know that. No one's arguing against that point. This house has hole in the walls, stab wounds, and abuse every other week. In blow-up fights. Come on.
Starting point is 01:16:37 And money that has been barred from. family. This is not good. No, it's not. That's why we're on the show, so. No shit. You don't need to clarify that. I know, why do you think? I think, I'm saying you need to leave. That is the conclusion I have come to.
Starting point is 01:16:54 It's just not going to happen. And what are we doing? What's the point? If you wanted my opinion, because that's the objective reality, you're going to learn it. You're going to learn that. You've been together for a couple years. You're going to be 25, and you're going to realize this is the worst mistake. you've ever made sticking with her. I might, but it could get better. It could get better.
Starting point is 01:17:13 No. In what world? Let's bring in Brandon. I need a man. I need another man to speak to him. Clearly, I am not breaking through. And I'll bring in Mark to stick his penis in your mouth. Oh, like you're not looking for one to suck right now anyway.
Starting point is 01:17:29 You guys are broken up anyway. We are. Speak some sense into this man. Because clearly I'm not getting through. Why the f-he will not leave her? I talked to you guys Before the episode started, did I not? Yes
Starting point is 01:17:42 I asked you Is this the first time that she's beat a man? She said you're number four Yeah, I didn't know that and told the show You're 19 years old You've been crazy, you beat four boyfriends They weren't boyfriends Okay, doesn't fight, that's even worse
Starting point is 01:17:57 That's actually even worse That's assaulting random men What, what happened? Alcohol You just get drunk and hit random men? No, most of them deserve it. What did they do? How was he deserved it?
Starting point is 01:18:12 You beat the shit out of him and you've stabbed him. What if he doesn't deserve it? Maybe he doesn't deserve stabbing. Maybe I don't deserve the stabbing. Maybe I don't deserve it, really. Maybe. She provides nothing. She birthed a kid on accident.
Starting point is 01:18:28 She did do that. She birthed a kid on accident. I'm very grateful that she birthed my baby. That's a hard thing. She carried. That's all I did? She carried my baby for nine months. And while I was AWOL.
Starting point is 01:18:38 and I'm sure I provided crazy amount of stress, but that's the only thing I can say that she's done that for me. Exactly. So get the out. You can't have a bright future. You said Electricians Apprentice? Yes. You can have a very bright future.
Starting point is 01:18:53 You can make a ton of money. The money's in the trades right now. I know, yes. It is. It is in the trades right now. And all the money owed so far as to her family. She refuses to work. She refuses to be a mother.
Starting point is 01:19:03 She refuses to quit beating you. She stabbed you on Saturday. Well, I just, I've tried. I've tried to leave. I just, I can't. That doesn't make any sense. If he gets a taste of just anyone else that is actually like above the four, like, do you understand that you hold the cards in this?
Starting point is 01:19:20 She can't do any, she has no money. She has no money. You hold all the cards. I just can't. I've tried. I've tried to leave. You can. Hey, you know, I don't know what it is.
Starting point is 01:19:30 She already admitted in this show that if it wasn't for your income, she wouldn't stay. I know, I know. She's told me that. So you're being a pathetic. cuck. I know. It is pathetic. She's told me a lot of this shit to my face. You know, that it is... Meaning if she ever gets any kind of independence,
Starting point is 01:19:42 she's gone anyway, so you may as well bite the bullet. It's just hard. I've tried. No one said it's crazy. You're 20 years old. I get that you have a kid. I get that you want... I can tell that you want the family to be together. You want the family to be whole. I do. I think everybody wants that, regardless of how she feels, I think she wants her family whole too. Do you... Do you have two parents grown up?
Starting point is 01:20:01 No. No. I mean, I had two, but not my two. You probably want different for what you... than what you had. you're not going to get that with her. Dude, buddy, buddy, buddy, hey, have you ever have you ever? Yeah, yeah, my family's told me before that that's going to lead to that.
Starting point is 01:20:18 Who said that? My family has told me before that they're scared that, you know, but you've already gotten stabbed once in your leg. Imagine that it was in your throat. It could have been. That was an inch away from... This isn't a joke, this is a real thing.
Starting point is 01:20:30 It was an inch away from an artery? Less than an inch. There you go. You will probably die with her. She could have killed you six days ago. Like just where we're going. This doesn't get better. This escalates two killing.
Starting point is 01:20:42 I just can't. I've tried. I can't leave. But why are you risking your and your child's life? You're being a dog shit father by keeping your kid in that situation. I think the best course of action would be for us to separate,
Starting point is 01:20:56 but I don't feel I should take full custody. Okay, so that's your big sticking. Okay, we'll talk about that. Let's at least, that's progress made. Let's leave that there. on USAA $694.35. You didn't make a payment
Starting point is 01:21:12 and your minimum is $151. You have a late for you or there. You're making money. Why not at least pay your credit cards? It goes... Everything goes to bills. Everything goes to bills. Everything goes to...
Starting point is 01:21:21 This is a bill. Other bills. I mean, water, rent, electric. Now that I have a roommate that's moved in, it's definitely going to make it easier. His crackhead girl.
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Starting point is 01:22:10 Because his ex-crack? At first, we didn't know her. No, where he admitted. He didn't trust her anything. Okay, I feel like if I'm going to bring, so this whole thing is a situation because I was going to bring the baby back to the house. Because I did have a job.
Starting point is 01:22:24 I wanted a job. I applied for the job. I got the fucking job. I wanted to go to work. I had him as a babysitter. I didn't know who he was bringing my child around. He didn't either. He admitted it.
Starting point is 01:22:33 I didn't have 10,000 hours in medical. I went to the hospital. There's a few things. When I went to the hospital and stayed 10 days for Crohn's, they're being stabbed. You're in the psych ward for what? Drinking. Oh, good fuck. Why the fuck do you still drink?
Starting point is 01:22:52 Why not? Oh, you suck. If that isn't the biggest, like, just leave? She's never going to change. She doesn't want to. He doesn't want me to stop drinking. He's never just been like, hey, let's stop drinking. I've never once.
Starting point is 01:23:04 Never once said stop. So the drinking isn't the problem. There's an underlying issue that the drinking amplifies. And when she gets wasted, you know, drinking's fine, but she gets wasted blackout. Drinking is not fine. I don't just drink. Because if we just drink a little, nothing like, you know, this doesn't get amplified like this. They're too young.
Starting point is 01:23:25 You know, maybe we should be infantilizing people. I was not this. We, the drinking is not, is not what, the underlying issues is what does this. The drinking just amplifies it. The drinking brings it all out. Why do we drink? That's a good question. There's nothing else to do.
Starting point is 01:23:41 I guess it's an addiction. I guess and it's an addiction. I don't know. Here's the reality. You have additional collections of Verizon 1,7009, more collections. 288, 548, 9.53, 655. You're not paying your own bills.
Starting point is 01:24:00 You're not taking care of your own household. You're allowing her to drag you down just because she's good in the sack. This makes no sense. Obviously, the kid was a mistake, but it wasn't an accident. You were putting raw loads in her, buddy. You should go find people. You need to go to rehab.
Starting point is 01:24:16 You need to get help, go to AA. You need a date. I promise you will find someone. You just met her when you were young and you feel like you should be with. How many women have you? I haven't kept a count, maybe five, six. There we go. I promise you, you will find one that you're more attracted to that you are happy with.
Starting point is 01:24:34 Yeah. That's not a lot, okay? It's just, it's hard, you know, I can't. No, it's actually not. I don't know why I come back. I don't know why. Well, she doesn't even want you to, except for the bills. You have family to go to.
Starting point is 01:24:47 I might need you to actually, like, just get away from Lexington. I know with the family and the kids situation, that one's hard, but I need physical distance between you guys. How am I going to do that? What the, exactly. It might be hard. We might have to brainstorm. But the thing is, you have some, you, therapy, to get, you. out of this situation. You need to get away from this crazy.
Starting point is 01:25:08 Everyone already hates her in your town for a reason. She's insane. A lot of people do hate her. Yeah, she's insane. Everybody knows that. She has the craziest eyes I've ever seen on a person. She keeps looking over here and it's genuinely scary. You should wait until she gets into that mode where she goes crazy and it's like her pupils are just she's just demonic. Some of it are on video and that was actually insane. Yeah. That was terrifying. It was definitely. And in this chicken account, listen, I mean, you have, fees. That must have been an overdraft. You have like nothing in there. And it's vending machines
Starting point is 01:25:39 and getting some bullshit and vending machines and Taco Bell and getting some bullshit, getting energy drinks, getting energy drinks, and smoking vape and energy drinks and raising games, McDonald's, Apple Bill, cash app, Papa John's, Walmart, energy drink. Cash Express is, what is that? That's from me borrowing money. Yeah, payday loans. I got trapped in that cycle for a little bit. Just let it go to collections. You're done. Just like you already in collections.
Starting point is 01:26:08 Quit the cycle by just stop paying at this point. I mean, they could sue you and you could get garnished. Could. They might. I'd say there's a good chance. Good chance, I guess. Netflix, bullshit, bullshit, Apple, getting into bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
Starting point is 01:26:23 Taco Bell, bullshit. Energy drinks and bullshit, energy drinks, McDonald's, Cash app, Cash Express again. Bullshit, bullshit. Market, Firehouse subs. bullshit, bullshit. Hey, you spend more on energy drinks than it takes to actually pay back these cash advances.
Starting point is 01:26:40 So just don't get payday loans and energy drinks and you won't be in the cycle. I'm trying to get out of the payday loan cycle. Get out of the energy drink cycle and you won't be borrowing payday loans. Well, I wouldn't have to have energy drinks if I could get sleep if we had a normal life. Easy pay. Which he blames that on me and I keep. Drink liquid assets from gamer subs. It's a powder.
Starting point is 01:26:58 It's 40 cents a serving. It's, that's a solution. Appleville bullshit. Energy drink. energy drink, energy drink, energy drink, energy drink, Apple Bill's spectrum, bullshit, bullshit. Energy drink, energy drink, Taco Bell, bullshit. And yes, you are overdrafting for those energy drinks.
Starting point is 01:27:13 And her cash app is, when you're on Facebook dating, what are you intentionally trying to do? Right? Make him mad. Is that it? Why did you download Tinder? To talk to people. To talk to other people?
Starting point is 01:27:26 You're not trying to talk to people on Facebook? No. What do you want right now? She talks to other. She doesn't talk to other people just to make people. But that's not the goal. No, pause. Woman, you said if he wasn't paying the bills, you wouldn't want him there.
Starting point is 01:27:38 So why aren't you talking to other men to have fun? But that's not the only reason why I do want him is just the bills. What? You just said you, you just said if he wasn't paying the bills, you wouldn't want him there. You said that earlier. Like having a punching bag of it. She goes back and forward. Sometimes she wants me for me.
Starting point is 01:27:54 Sometimes she doesn't. Sometimes it's just the bill. Yeah, you said that four times we had a count. What do you guys think? Do you guys think I'm manipulative? Honestly. You both probably are. I think I probably have been,
Starting point is 01:28:07 but it's gotten to the point where I question... You just have videos and pictures and evidence. That's all you have. Plus a stab wound, which I have a black f***ing eye. That's not enough of you gave me a stab wound. We both f***ed each other up real bad. What's your rent?
Starting point is 01:28:24 800 a month. What do you get from the first... 400 a month, his boyfriend pays 400. Now it is, yes. See, you're just so weird. Like, is there joy ever? Like, what the fuck? Having a boyfriend, even if it was your boyfriend?
Starting point is 01:28:34 may not be your boyfriend exponentially better than having this bitch under the roof. I think she's just jealous because this guy's been my best friend since we were kids. Does he ever stabbed you? No. Huh. Yeah, I'd probably want him at home too. Listen, with your 2,49 in grocery, this is not a hard budget. You give groceries for you and the kid.
Starting point is 01:28:52 Kick her out. You can pay for this rent. He pays half already. Utilities probably a couple hundred bucks. You don't have a car payment. You don't have all this stuff. All you have is your USAA to catch up on and you're done. You can budget with an extra.
Starting point is 01:29:04 a thousand hours left the month, I bet you. What about the collections? Start negotiating them, but I think you have a thousand dollars left. Save up a couple month of emergency fund, negotiate the collections, pay them down. With your thousand dollars left, you can pay off your collections in six months. This all depends on if I can leave or not. No, you don't have to leave. Kick her out. You can afford your rent. I don't know. She's not contributing. And then do the government thing for the kids. It makes no difference if she's there or not. She doesn't bring any money in. Okay, but you can easily budget this. It's a reality if you You have an extra $1,000 left.
Starting point is 01:29:36 You can pay off your collections. You can have a six-month emergency fund, and you can 50, 30, 20 until you retire. But the thing is, I will make this easier for us to actually conclude and get her ass out. Because I have something she does not know about, and we even extra confirmed
Starting point is 01:29:52 she doesn't know about before filming in this envelope. And I'm going to open this in the post show. And honestly, you're done. This is the end of you, and that's it. So we're going to do that in the post show. So we'll see you there for an extra 20 minutes. Join Hammer Elite, the best membership on YouTube. That's why there's over 130,000 monthly members.
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Starting point is 01:30:35 Dude, she could have killed you. I don't know. And I've left, but then I'll always end up coming back or letting her back. Well, then make your decision. Well, let me help make this easier for you. What do you think's in here? Pictures. Pictures of what?
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