Fine Dining - Fine Dining Podcast Trailer

Episode Date: October 13, 2022

Two best buds who literally met in a food court have embarked on the ultimate food journey: to find out once and for all what the MOST MEDIOCRE RESTAURANT is. Michael Ornelas and Garrett Zwerk are going to all the big restaurant chains in search of the epitome of average, that perfect 5.00 rating out of 10. Reviewing the atmosphere, service, and food, Michael and Garrett are determined to find the measuring stick we can all use when comparing restaurants. Get our 5 Survival Tips for Casual Dining at www.finediningpodcast.com! Follow us on TikTok and Instagram @finediningpodcast Let us know where we should go next by leaving us a 5-star review on iTunes. We read every one!

Welcome one, welcome all to the Fine Dining Podcast. I am your host, Michael Ornelas. And I'm your host, Garrett Zwerk. And we are on a search for the most mediocre restaurant experience in America. The perfect 5.00 out of 10. We're two best buds who literally met in a food court. We did right in front of a Sabaro.

So if anyone is qualified to go to a new restaurant each week and talk about it, it's us. We're gonna do them all. Buffalo Wild Wings. Chili's. Applebee's. Rainforest Cafe. Red Robin.

Yum. We're gonna go to all of them and we're gonna find you the bar against which you can measure all restaurants. Now we're gonna be doing this based on the atmosphere, based on the service, and based on the food. Boy do we have some stories to tell from our visit so far. We'll tell you about our favorite 85-year-old server. We'll speculate why our Pizza Hut has a disco ball,

and we'll spook you with the ghastly details of our most haunted restaurant review yet. Spoiler alert, this old spaghetti factory used to be a turn of the century schoolhouse where the principal hung himself. There may be ghosts in the marinara, but that's not all. In addition to restaurant reviews,

the Fine Dining Podcast is the only place where you can also get kids reviewing the kids' menu. Stories from former employees. Comedy sketches. Gangster raps. And who knows, maybe one day we'll do a full-blown musical. It's the perfect variety show.

Ah! So go ahead, hit that subscribe button. Follow us, we'll take you on this journey with us all the way to the end until we find that perfect 5.00 out of 10. Even if it takes us 50 years. And while you're at it, have a fine day.