Football Daily - The Commentators' View: Hospital pass & boxing is back
Episode Date: November 28, 2025Ian Dennis returns alongside John Murray & Ali Bruce-Ball to talk travels, football and commentary. Steve Bunce joins the pod with boxing returning to BBC primetime television this weekend for the... first time in 20 years. Clash of the Commentators returns. Plus your unintended pub names and the Great Glossary of Football Commentary. Suggestions welcome on WhatsApp voicenotes to 08000 289 369 & emails to TCV@bbc.co.uk01:10 Ali excited about his new purchase 03:40 The In-Form Ian Dennis 05:40 Premier League commentaries this weekend 09:35 Champions League format ‘not right’ 14:15 Where is Liverpool’s next win coming from? 20:25 Unintended pub names from sport commentary 26:35 Steve Bunce joins the pod to talk boxing 35:35 Clash of the Commentators 42:20 Great Glossary of Football Commentary 49:30 An observation from Jamie and Oliver5 Live / BBC Sounds Premier League commentaries: Sat 1500 Man City v Leeds, Sat 1500 Sunderland v Bournemouth on Sports Extra, Sat 1730 Everton v Newcastle, Sun 1405 West Ham v Liverpool, Sun 1405 Aston Villa v Wolves on Sports Extra, Sun 1405 Nottingham Forest v Brighton on Sports Extra 2, Sun 1630 Chelsea v Arsenal.Glossary so far (in alphabetical order):DIVISION ONE Bosman, Couldn’t sort their feet out, Cruyff Turn, Dead-ball specialist, Fox in the box, Giving the goalkeeper the eyes, Head tennis, Hibs it, In a good moment, The Maradona, Olimpico, Onion bag, Panenka, Rabona, Schmeichel-style, Scorpion kick, Spursy, Tiki-taka, Where the kookaburra sleeps, Where the owl sleeps, Where the spiders sleep. DIVISION TWO Ball stays hit, Business end, Came down with snow on it, Catching practice, Cauldron atmosphere Coat is on a shoogly peg, Come back to haunt them, Corridor of uncertainty, Easy tap-in, Daisy-cutter, First cab off the rank, Good leave, Half-turn, Has that in his locker, High wide and not very handsome, Hospital pass, Howler, Johnny on the spot, Leading the line, Nutmeg, One for the cameras, One for the purists, Played us off the park, Purple patch, Put their laces through it, Rolls Royce, Root and branch review, Row Z, Screamer, Seats on the plane, Show across the bows, Stramash, Taking one for the team, That’s great… (football), Thunderous strike. UNSORTED 2-0 is a dangerous score, After you Claude, All-Premier League affair, Aplomb, Bag/box of tricks, Brace, Brandished, Bread and butter, Breaking the deadlock, Bundled over the line, Champions elect / champions apparent, Clinical finish, Commentator’s curse, Coupon buster, Cultured/Educated left foot, Denied by the woodwork, Draught excluder, Elimination line, Fellow countryman, Foot race, Formerly of this parish, Free hit, Goalkeepers’ Union, Goalmouth scramble, Good touch for a big man, Honeymoon Period, In and around, In the shop window, Keeping ball under their spell, Keystone Cops defending, Languishing, Loitering with intent, Marching orders, Nestle in the bottom corner, Numbered derbies, Opposite number, Park the bus, PK for penalty-kick, Postage stamp, Put it in the mixer, Rasping shot, Red wine not white wine, Relegation six-pointer, Rooted at the bottom, Route One, Roy of the Rovers stuff, Sending the goalkeeper the wrong way, Shooting boots, Sleeping giants, Slide rule pass, Small matter of, Spiders web, Stayed hit, Steepling, Stinging the palms, Stonewall penalty, Straight off the training ground, Taking one for the team, Team that likes to play football, Throw their cap on it, Thruppenny bit head / 50p head, Towering header, Two good feet, Turning into a basketball match, Turning into a cricket score, Usher/Shepherd the ball out of play, Walking a disciplinary tightrope, Wand of a left foot, We’ve got a cup tie on our hands, Winger in their pocket, Wrap foot around it, Your De Bruynes, your Gundogans etc.
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The commentators view on the Football Daily with Alistair Bruce Ball, John Murray and Ian Dennis,
Hello, welcome to the Football Daily.
I'm Ian Dennis, and this is the commentators' view
where we five live commentators talk football,
our travels and the language of football commentary.
And after a two-week break, I am back,
but the ever-present's remain.
Ali Bruce Ball and correspondent John Murray.
Well, it's nice to have you back.
It feels like a long time that you've not been with us.
You had that big gap at the start of the season as well, didn't you?
Did I have a gap at the start of the season?
so yeah. It feels like quite a long time
since we've recorded one of these podcasts
and it is because the one we did last
week with Jonathan Agnew we recorded right
at the start of the week so it comes out on a Friday
but we recorded it on a Monday
so it's almost been two weeks
since we actually recorded one of these and obviously
England managed to lose the first test
in the space of two days.
That's right, he passed under that bridge
between the time we recorded
it and when it actually went out and by the
time that it went out
it felt like ancient history
Here's a question for the pair of you at the start of this podcast. What purchased do you think I've just made that connects to our job that would have me rather excited? So I've not replaced this item for, I think, a good four or five years, but a new one has arrived yesterday and it's going to get its first runout at West Ham Liverpool on Sunday. A pair of slippers? I would suggest it's something heated. It's close. I don't go for the heated version. It is just a new coat, a new winter coat. I've
not replaced my winter coat for a long time and that's so important to a football commentator and
I'm so excited about it are you and you're trying it out at west ham for the first time yes okay
yeah yes well I might wear it around the house John before that just to snuggle in it but
is it a sheepskin cold no it's not I knew you were going to ask that no it's very it's very
boring it's very functional it's dark blue like most of my clothes it's warm we have we're very
knee-length, he's not silly.
You and I are very much
the dark blue brothers, aren't we?
We are, yeah.
The other thing is...
Our producer Gary here, you say that.
He thought he was part of the Czechier twins.
Because the two of you're forever wearing Czech shirts.
The thing I've learned about buying new coats
is that in our job,
I don't know about you,
you cannot have a coat that's too big.
Because so many commentary positions,
are tight. If you have a coat that's too big and also the summariser is wearing a big coat,
there's not enough space. That's true. I agree with that. Altrafford, which is possibly one of the
tightest commentary positions, especially if the presenter decides to present from there as well. We're all
squeezed into a row of six. And if I'm wearing my big, thick, chunky, padded coat, I actually can get
quite irritated because I feel restricted. You'd feel restricted, yeah. It's not the presenter.
who decides whether to present from there,
incidentally. It's the editorial team.
Well, I'm not sure about that. There are some presenters
who think they're editors.
Really? Yeah.
I'd not heard that.
Well, that's quite a statement, Ian.
Yeah.
Anyway, you can send your WhatsApp and your voice notes
to 08,289-369.
We've got the emails, of course,
to TCV at BBC.co.uk.
You didn't do clash the commentators last week,
but that will be back by popular demand on this episode,
and we will also, of course, be doing our unintended pub names.
And speaking of which, Ross, H.M. Ambassador to Estonia,
greetings from the Baltics.
I bet it is Baltic as well there.
Still loving the podcast.
For your accidental pub names,
how about one you previously mentioned on the pod
in Clash of the Commentators,
the Informed Ian Dennis.
I've attached an AI mockery
cup, I think it's nicely
meta
to have a pub name from the show
itself. I've got to say that doesn't look
anything like me. Do you not think? I think that's a good
likeness. It looks like the character out of
pretty woman. You know, the
lawyer for
Richard Gere, what was he called?
Yeah, I do know who you mean.
I'm struggling to think that. Yeah, I'm struggling
to look at that character. That's a random look like you pick there.
Yeah. Do you not think that looks like him, Alley?
Well, he hasn't got a stubble.
He's not got grey hair.
He's got more hair than I've got, actually.
And he's chubbier than I am as well.
He looks, the image, I mean, he looks like you are in.
He looks like a genuinely lovely, welcoming, comely fellow.
It does.
You know, I think they've definitely got that bit right.
I think it's the spitting image.
Can we rewind the bit where I said he's chubier than me as well,
that you meant to say, yes, he is?
Because I just looked on the Zoom session.
Ali, you were motionless.
And John, you just started giggling.
I thought it was quite funny
how close a likeness
Ross had managed to find
to you, that's all.
Anyway, Ian, who,
you were in great form
in Clash of the Commentators
before your mid-season break
and you were at the top of the table
but you have lost the last two
both against Ali
and the in-form Ian Dennis
falling on hard times
we might soon have last orders
at the inform Ian Dennis.
Well, if you're drinking in there
I'm going to start calling closing time very soon.
Anyway, before we talk about our adventures
and the games we've been to in the week,
let's just run you through our five live Premier League commentaries this weekend.
I'll be joined by Chris Sutton for the 3 o'clock commentary
in the usual Gold Service, Manchester City against Leeds United.
You must show the pub sign to Chris
and ask him if he thinks that it looks like you.
That's a good idea.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Remind me to do that, not.
Sundland-Bormouth is the alternative on Sports Extra also at 3
and then Everton, Newcastle is our commentary after Sports Report at 5.30.
Ali, you're joined by Clinton and your new coat.
West Ham United against Liverpool.
What a huge game that is.
That's at 5 past 2.
We'll also offer Aston Villa Wolves on Sports Extra
and also at 5-past 2 on Sports Extra 2,
which is a streaming service through BBC Sounds,
Nottingham Forest against Brighton and Hovalbion
and then the small matter of
Chelsea against Arsenal
John and Tat Nevin
Well maybe we'll talk about that in a moment
But why five past two suddenly
Because isn't there an earlier game
You're right, there's a midday kickoff
And so the TV bosses would have decided
That they want that to finish
A little bit of buffer
Before going into five past two
Not that the schedule of course is dictated
by television
at any point.
Perish the thought.
Yeah.
I think,
incidentally, on Tuesday and Wednesday night
on Five Live,
we will be around the grounds
because there's midweek
Premier League action on Tuesday and Wednesday,
so we'll have that covered as well on Five Live.
I think Chelsea Arsenal
is a Premier League match
that I'm looking forward to
more than I have won for quite a while.
You mean that particular matchup
between those two clubs?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So do you think, John,
because you've just watched Arsenal
steamroller Tottenham in the North London Derby
and do a really good job on Bayern Munich in the week.
So do you think Chelsea will have enough to stand up to Arsenal?
Well, at the same time, Ian, you saw them put in a very, very impressive display
against an admittedly disappointing Barcelona on Tuesday night.
But even so, winning 3-0 against Barcelona means that,
I mean, they're in pretty good shape, aren't they coming into this match?
And the margin of victory could have been far greater as well.
I thought they dominated, they controlled the game,
and I have to say, and he scored a terrific goal,
but Esteval, every time I've seen him in the flesh,
and I heard Connor and Pat Nevin rave about him from the summer,
and yet every time I've seen him, he hasn't disappointed.
But they don't have a good record, do they, against Arsenal?
They've not won, I think, in their last six.
Yeah.
At home against Arsenal.
Mind you, you know, that's history, isn't it?
Yeah.
That is history, and we're looking at, you know,
I think looking at where they are now,
but I just think whatever happens in this match
it's going to be a really interesting outcome
because obviously if Arsenal going
put in another statement performance there
and stretch their lead at the top of the table
I think just the belief as well
that they'd get from doing that
and you know to have a week
where you've played the North London Derby
possibly the best team in Europe right now
the previously unbeaten by Munich
and then Chelsea at Stanford Bridge
if they come out of those three with flying colours
then I think the feel on Monday
day morning will be well
and it's not
but the feeling will be well that's that then
yeah the thing is about arsenal
is that and you'll have seen it at first hand
in midweek is the strength in depth
you know he made changes
didn't he to take saccar off when it was still
1-1 yeah I just which you could
do which you could do on wednesday because
it wasn't even though
that did
again really enhance
their position because of the way that they won it
in the powerful performance in the second half
particularly.
You know, really, as we said at the time in the commentary,
I'm sure that was a planned change to make Bukkary Osaka
to make the change because of the match coming up on Sunday.
And I think that's what we're saying in the Champions League,
isn't it?
With Harlan not starting for Manchester City,
Volta Mata not starting for Newcastle.
I think they all think, well,
you know, this is, actually the Champions League
is the opportunity to shuffle things around a bit.
Yeah.
And I heard you make the point,
that very point, John, on Thursday morning,
on Five Live Breakfast,
about the fact Arsenal, five wins out of five.
Now, with the last three games, we'll use those games,
to get players like Erdogard and Yoccarez and Havert
and all these players who haven't even been playing for Arsenal
in the last few weeks sort of back up to speed.
And Madiwake, who's now back as well.
So you're right, Ian.
I think this week they just keep proving at Arsenal.
And Mikhail Artetta gets asked the question,
doesn't he, after every game, is this the season?
Are you going to go on and win this, win that and the other?
and he keeps saying, well, as any football manager would,
you know, we've got a tough week ahead
and let's deal with what we've got in front of us.
They just keep proving the point this season
and I don't see them being pipped at the Premier League title.
And on a wider point, looking at the Champions League now,
we're now into the second season of this league phase.
I feel more strongly than ever before
that it's not quite right this.
And I don't think you'll ever get an ideal scenario
in that the matches before you get to the knockout stage,
however you do it, whether you do a league phase,
whether you do one group, two groups,
I don't think you'll ever reach
the kind of competitiveness
that your wafer are looking for.
It's almost like they want something
to be resting on every match.
But this is not ideal.
And I think recently we've seen examples
where in the World Cup groups of four,
how groups are four can be incredibly exciting.
And also, they pit like Scotland, Denmark,
groups of four will pit you matches against each other
when everything's on the line
that you won't necessarily get in a league of 36.
And, you know, it's not gripping me.
And also, at a point that I've always made,
it's not as fair when you have a league system
and you don't play every team.
And again, on Wednesday night,
I was left thinking, as I have been,
in this system thinking
I'd love to now
at some point
see the other match
where Bayern Munich
are at home to Arsenal
and you don't get that
in the league phase
No but if Arsenal and Bayern Munich
were in a group of four
those two at this stage
now would have already qualified
Well you say that
Probably yes that is the case
But were one of them to lose
In a group of four
Against one of the
Inverted commas lesser teams
Then you are chasing your tail
Yeah I think
John, that's more likely to happen
in international football, like
you say, in qualifiers and at
World Cups. I think the likelihood of those
sort of results where the so-called
bigger nation gets turned over
is more likely to happen in international football.
My memory of the group stages before
we got into the league phase was exactly
what, as Ian was saying, was once you got
halfway through a group, you know,
or four games in, four out of six, the top two
teams have won their first four,
they're coasting. I accept that.
I agree with that there's not an ideal, there's not
an idea solution. I accept that in many of the
groups that was the case. But there would
always be a couple of groups
where it would be exciting. I think if the
Newcastle group in the last season
of groups of four, do you remember when they were
in with PSG, Milan
and Dortmund, I mean that was a thrilling
group. Yeah. And it went to the last night
and Milan and Newcastle were playing each other.
But that was the exception, wasn't it?
Yeah, but
I still think that that's better than what
we have now. But if you think about
Liverpool, they've still
got work to do. They've got to go to Inter Milan. They've got a tricky away game in January
in Marseilles. They're not home and hosed yet. So you don't think they're going to make it,
do you? Well, I think they might struggle to get the top eight. Yeah, well, but they will progress.
Yeah, but there's, I mean, look at Juventus. Juventus are another team. There will still be,
I think, come January, whatever it is, the 28th, 29th, there will be more jeopardy going into that
final night than there would have been had we been still stuck with the previous format.
There will around the point of 24 in the league.
Yeah, but nobody wants to play those two additional games come February.
Yeah, not just 24 John, but imagine, you know, sort of 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 trying to get into that top 8 as well, possibly.
I'll tell you what, there's a question as well.
I mean, you talk about Liverpool definitely going to finish in that top 24.
Where do you see Liverpool's next win coming from, John?
And I was listening to you.
In fact, I was reporting on PSG Spurs on Wednesday night while you were commentating.
And as those goals were going in in the second half at Amfield, the surprise in your voice that I registered and I think everyone, it's not surprised now actually.
It's not again, surely not again at home.
Well, I was listening to Ian commentate on them capitulate against Nottingham Forest.
Yeah.
I tell you what, Sunday will be an eagerly awaited day on five live because before,
for that game that you're doing, John.
Ali, you're going to be at West Ham.
Yeah.
And Liverpool go into that game on their worst run for 71 years.
Arna Slott saying he will fight on.
But he is under real scrutiny now.
90 defeats in 12.
The most defeats over a 12 game spell since the 1950s.
Yeah.
I was looking at this, just doing a bit of prep for the game.
So the last time you would say that Liverpool found themselves
in a situation like this in terms of questioning
the manager's position was the second season after Brendan Rogers had come very close to
winning them the title. So he got another season after that, but Louis Suarez had gone and they finished
sixth. And then the season after that, he was on a run of one win in nine games. They drew a
Merseyside Derby against Everton and that was that. They made the change and Yergen Klopp came in. So
that's 10 years ago. So it's not since then that they've been in this sort of position where
they're on this sort of run
that has you asking questions like that.
I think the thing that strikes me,
well, there's definitely a loyalty thing
as in can you really,
can you really get rid of a manager
who's won you the title
only a few months ago.
But the other thing that strikes me
is he keeps coming out after matches
and saying,
and I've seen it as well Ian,
and you saw it against Nottingham Forest
first half hour, we're playing well in patches.
And that there are,
there are bits in games
where Liverpool are playing well.
But as soon as they go behind at the
moment. I mean, Stephen Warner picked up on it in the BBC analysis on Wednesday. Last
couple of goals they conceded against PSV. I mean, giving up is too strong, but just the
collective belief, desire, spirit, everything just seems to have sapped out of that team.
Well, they've lost three consecutive games in all competitions by a margin of three or more
goals for the first time since 1953. And there must be something wrong with the confidence
levels of the players. Because if you look at their record, they've played 20 games this
season. They've scored first in 10, and they're unbeaten when they've scored the opening
goal. And indeed, they started well, as you say, Ali against Forrest last week. McAllister had a
shot, good blocked by Anderson. In the 10 games where they've conceded first, only on one
occasion have they come from behind to win, and that was Eintrack Frankfurt. So that tells me that
Once they go behind, there's something wrong with the confidence levels of the players.
There has to be something fundamentally wrong for them to be so brittle, so fragile, so vulnerable when they concede first.
But didn't Liverpool have a big drop-off in the season after they finally won the title again in 2020?
So 20-2020.
And, you know, I've had to look back at this.
And it is not unusual by any means for a club at a team.
to have a significant drop off the season after they won the league.
And it happened to Manchester City.
You know, in recent times, it's happened.
You know, if you think back to when Leicester City won the league,
the way that it dropped off for them,
the way that if you go a little bit further back,
Blackburn, Leeds United,
I remember, you know, I remember Leeds United,
the season after they won the league,
the question being asked, and with Blackburn,
you know, whether they were actually going to be able to stay in the top division the season after.
And I think sometimes you underestimate the effort and what it takes out of a group of players
to put in the kind of season that they did last season.
Then you throw in the death of Diego Jota, which, you know, I do feel always has to be mentioned with this.
And then clearly the manager, you know, which at the time we thought was going to make them
the strongest team in Europe by a million miles when they spend 400 million pounds plus on new players.
you know, it's just been, all of that has led to where we are.
Yeah, you're right, John.
There's a huge combination of factors there.
And also, actually, just looking at the backline at the moment,
you know, Allison's missed nine of the last 10 games.
Trent Alexander Arnold is left.
They haven't got to fit right back.
So that's Jones or Sobisly playing at right back.
Kerkers hasn't settled, but has started most of the Premier League games.
And Karnate and Van Dyke, I wouldn't just say Karnate,
Karnati and Van Dyke have not been at their best.
well the drop off for Van Dyken Sala
to the most important players
cannot be understated either
yeah I also don't understand
why Joe Gomez isn't being played it right back
I think to keep putting
Saboslai or Jones in at that position
I think just not only
you haven't got a recognised defender
in that position but it also weakens the midfield
because Savoslai has been possibly
one of Liverpool's better players this season
so in this instance do you guys feel that
so West Ham away on Sunday
In every game they go into now, you know, big eyes on it
because, crikey, when are they going to get the win?
When are they going to turn this around?
Let's say they do get a win.
Do you see them suddenly clicking into gear and putting five or six wins together?
Or do you think this is going to be a season where they are just going to go up, down, up down, all the way through, possibly get top four?
I don't know.
How do you see it playing out?
I just feel they are too – something will happen.
They are too good a group of players not to find some form.
somewhere this season and as I mentioned on five lives during the course of the week were they
even to find a way through into the knockout stages of the champions league they could yet be
dangerous opponents in that competition when the league when the league has gone for them and the
champions league is something they can really focus on we actually might hear some of the
Liverpool forest commentary here as we venture into our unintended club names from sport commentary
once again we have been inundated with these so thank you very much
the WhatsApp and voice notes to 08,000, 289369,
the emails to TCV at BBC.co.uk.
Last week's highlights, the flying so-check,
the naughty chair, and the commentator's view,
which I actually quite like that one.
This week, let's start with this one,
which has come in on the old WhatsApp thingy.
This is Matt from Dersley in Gloucestershire,
the swiveling Gakpo.
A swiveling Gakpo with a header that drops off target
and out for a goal kick.
That would be, I think, a cheeky little wine bar, lots of Malbex.
Definitely somewhere I would go.
The Swivelling Gakpo, I have an image of one of those high barstool, sort of like just, you know, no other tables.
You've just got to sit at the bar.
Yeah.
On a swiveling gapo?
On a swivelling gagpo.
Craig says, I always enjoy hearing the unintended pub names.
I have one for you from the Preston Blackpool.
Burn game when Preston were attacking.
The commentator referred to the
Preston Repost, which I
thought was quite clever, and would work with
the pub being in Preston and being
the main place for the locals. Keep up
the good work. The Preston repost.
On the mention of Preston, our
colleague Paul Fletcher got
in touch with me this week
on the unintended pub names, Preston
fan, and he says, by the way, it's not quite
the Phantom Whistler. So do you remember the Phantom
Whistler was one of our pubs?
But there is a pub in Preston,
named after the peerless Tom Finney called
the Phantom Winger.
Of course, yeah.
That is a genuine Preston Pub, the Phantom Winger.
There we are then.
By the way, who says that we don't appeal to a younger audience?
15-year-old Ewan has been in touch from Hartford,
so thank you, Ewan, for listening.
Hello, Ali, John and Ian.
I was listening to Ian's brilliant commentary
of Nottingham Forest v. Liverpool,
and I couldn't help but notice an unintended pub name.
We're inside the last 60 seconds.
Sala gets away from a stumbling Williams and Sala in the area and he actually goes towards the near post with the outside of his left boot.
He says, I imagine the Stubbling Williams as a packed high street club in the city of Nottingham, popular after a hard-fought win at the city ground.
Love the pod, keep it up.
Ed in Maidstone says there was an unintended club name from Alistair Bruce Ball on Sunday in the Leeds Villa match.
Coming up to 13 minutes played, Luca Dean is there, Bwendoia is there for Aston Villa.
You can see Buendia's shirt
just being tugged in the chilly breeze
in Yorkshire here this afternoon.
Leeds have one man in the bright white shirt
down as the draft excluder behind the wall.
Lucas Perry is trying to...
So Ed continues, the chilly breeze.
Somewhere to take refuge from the weather
with a roaring fire.
The chilly breeze.
Do you enjoy your trip to Ellen Road, Ali?
I love going there, John.
I love going there, yes.
It is a very atmospheric football ground.
And actually, it is somewhere.
have a lot of space, isn't it, up on the gantry, where we're a little to the left of the
halfway line. And the opening goal that was scored in that game, our monitors weren't
working, and it was a way to the right. And I think I had three goes at the goal scorer
before I actually got it correct. But I did get the right team scoring. So I do like it there,
John. I do like it. I mentioned it there, by the way, it's the draft excluder. Have we
proposed that? How have we not said that one yet? The draft excluder.
we've mentioned this already last week of course was our ash's special episode with jonathan agnew and you can still catch that on the football daily feed in reference to that tim from northern ireland's written in i love the pod and i enjoyed listening to the most recent episode whilst driving down to the aviva stadium in dublin with my dad to watch island play south africa in the rugby they couldn't sort their feet out was put forward as a possible glossary injury and jonathan agnew mentioned insamam or hack famously getting his feet tangled up whilst batting at headingly describing him going down
like a felled elephant.
In Zamammalhack famously did so
at Headingley one time
and went down like a felled elephant.
I couldn't help but think
that this would make an excellent pub name.
I'm heading down to the felled elephant
for a pint of bitter.
Keep up the good work and thanks also to Gary in Ireland
who sent that one in. Definitely, definitely.
If you couldn't sort your feet out
you'd end up in the Stumbling Williams.
And couldn't sort their feet out last week
came from Richard in Stockport.
and Richard has got back in touch and says,
Thank you for making my Friday.
Just listen to the episode with Agers
and was absolutely chuffed to hear you run,
couldn't sort their feet out past him.
I'm an absolute cricket badger, says Richard.
And to hear my suggestion be dismissed by Agers was brilliant.
And a huge footy fan as well, he says,
Love Your Commentaries and the podcast.
And Steve in Chelmsford, listening to Day One of the Ashes,
I heard about a great pub down in Western Australia
when Steve Smith was in a spot of bother.
He is bowling well.
Pass the umpire now.
To bowl to Smith and Smith ducks underneath that one.
A flapping duck, Smith.
Shut up.
The bat was up periscope.
Quick.
Sometimes it hits it on the way through,
but actually it's just a bit wide over his back
and through to the keeper.
We've gone from a cricket badger to a flapping duck.
And if you spot an unintended pub name in football or cricket,
the commentary, then do let us know.
TCV at BBC.com.com.
or WhatsApp to 08,000, 289-39369.
And I must just mention, Ian, one that I heard the other night from Chris Coles
after the Newcastle match.
Barnes' goal had given Newcastle the early lead,
but within five minutes of the game restarting after the break,
Newcastle were behind, or Bamayang twice,
rounding a reckless Pope for the first,
poking in at the front post for the ultimate winner.
The reckless pulp.
I thought, that is a pub name.
The reckless pulp.
I've got to say you've just gone and ruined my link name.
because I was about to then say
if you hear an unintended pub name
in football, cricket or indeed boxing
because this weekend
we've got live professional boxing
returning to BBC
primetime television for the first time
in 20 years
and Five Lives Boxing.
Steve Bunce is with us to tell us more.
Morning boys and girls.
One thing, in boxing we wouldn't necessarily have pubs
but we'd have kind of, I don't know,
sort of trendy bar sort of
brazzery-style places.
Yeah, no, no, just in a way, not really.
Now, we try and move on from there in a ridiculous way
because we believe we can move on.
So we'd have things like, we're back.
Back with you.
Old friends reunited.
I mean, we don't go for sense with things like the Nax Head or the Jockey.
No, we'd have something silly like that.
We'd ruin it.
Let's put it that way.
What was that great pub you took me to just south of the river?
In Lambeth.
Yeah.
I think it was called the pineapple in,
Lambeth Way, not to be confused with Lambeth Walk,
and it was a stone's throw from where William Blake,
the great poet and seditionist from the late 18th into 19th century live,
because if you're going to go to a boxing pub,
if you're going to go to a boxing pub in the inner London,
at least go to one close to where a guy wrote fine poetry.
That would be my reasoning, you understand.
Steve, tell us about this heavyweight title clash
that you're going to be watching in Derby.
BBC boxing back, 2005 was the last fight,
but we're back in a new arena about,
4,000 people in Derby for the vacant British heavyweight championship.
And that's a great old bell.
And it's a belt very much associated with BBC TV.
We had all those years of Henry Cooper and different guys through the 70s.
And in fact, we even had Lennox Lewis and Gary Mason in 1991 at Wembley fighting for
the British heavyweight title.
It's a crown that still means something.
And it's between a man just down the road from Derby in Bertrand, Fraser Clark, and a guy
called Jamie TKV from London.
And it's one of those, it's an old-fashioned fight.
So there's not a lot of glamour,
there's not a lot of glitz associated with it.
And in fact, it might be the ideal fight,
the perfect pitch to reintroduce BBC viewers to boxing.
8 o'clock till 10 o'clock on a Saturday night,
sandwich between all sorts of things.
I guess all sorts of those famous Saturday night shows,
match of the day for God's sake.
I think that's a great spot and a great slot.
However, I think it's true as ever, isn't it, Steve?
That, you know, if you are putting your face,
on Terrestrial Television, you will become better known.
You know what?
Some of the people associated with some of the other companies
that show boxing every Saturday night globally.
They're really envious because they know
we're just going to get this massive audience for this fight.
And they're trying to play it down.
But as I've explained to people, lots and lots of times,
the two men fighting for the British title
aren't necessarily the best two men in the country.
And that's how it's been traditionally,
certainly since early 1970.
Because the best man at that weight is generally in the running for a world title fight
or perhaps involved in a world title fight.
So you can't kick this fight in the teeth, so to speak, by saying, oh, they're not the best
too heavyweights in the country.
So what?
It doesn't work that way.
Do they match up?
Is there a bit of chemistry?
Is there a little bit of needle?
Is it genuine?
Yes.
And is there a little bit of full Fraser Clark got a bronze medal at the Olympics in Tokyo, the odd
Olympics that took place in 2021?
So, I mean, we could get a massive audience.
This could be the biggest audience of boxing since 2005 on any form of British television.
Now, I don't know about you, but I'll fancy that.
I tell you, this is the first time ever, ever, that I'm actually thinking about what I'm going to wear,
whereas generally I just throw something on.
Leave it undone to stir them and do my business.
Now I'm having to think about it.
I was just about to say to you, Steve, do you change your style for television rather than radio?
But I was thinking more from a broadcasting point of you rather than your attire.
Yeah, absolutely. I mean, for a start, I always try and stand a little bit, you know, sideways,
give them a little bit less to see.
Rick Edwards is presenting it, and I've spoken to Rick, and I said, Rick,
what I think you need to do, and I'm not teaching you to suck egg some,
because you're a good presenter, is you need to take a leaf out of the John Invedal book.
Now, when we lasted boxing on the beat, John Inverdale was the presenter.
And one of his famous questions to me was after an Audley Harrison win.
Audley Harrison had dispatched somebody in about, I don't know, four rounds.
hadn't taken a shot
and the guy had fallen over
like a sniper
had got him from the top
from Rose Ed
and John turned to me
and it doesn't necessarily
make good radio
but you three guys
might appreciate it
and John turned to me
and all he did was this
and look of astonishment
on his face
he raised his hands
looked me in the eyes
it was a question
that said Buncee
what did you make of that
now I know that was a bit short
as a question
but it perfectly summed up
what needed to be said
I could see Invidel doing that
can't you see him doing it John
yeah
and also speaking of Italian
Rick's going to have to have a little bit of a thing, isn't he?
Well, I've told Rick, if he shows up without socks on,
which is famously popular at the moment,
I will be bringing a pair of socks for him to put on.
I'm not doing boxing shows with a sockless man.
Let's put it that way.
Should you just say as well that the coverage is from 6 o'clock,
isn't it, Steve, on the eye player,
before 8 o'clock on BBC 2?
Absolutely.
We've got three, I think it's three or four fights on the undercar.
Then we go live.
Just on the commentator's role in boxing, Steve.
So I absolutely love listening to my boxing on the radio,
but you've got to be super quick to keep up with the action there
and try and get the detail and decide what you're going to include
and not include and when to bring the summarizers in and all of that.
Does doing it on television actually make it slightly easier in...
I mean, it's a different scale, I know,
but you can bide your time and let the pictures tell the story
and then come in with the sort of the Bon Moe.
Yeah, you should do, you know, it needs to breathe.
You remember when Mick Costello, 4 million this parish, left us
and went to the zone a few, you.
years ago he was having to really think and so he was listening to some of the masters from the
70s and even from the 60s and how they dealt with television and especially as some of those
commentators had worked in radio before so he was trying to work out to change his pace but the one
advantage that we have in boxing remember is something that you guys don't have you talked early on
about being up in a way up in the stands we are there you know we do a thing where we hit the canvas
to show how close we are so we can hear people if we're in one position we can generally i can reach
my right arm out on my left arm out and touch the ankle of the boxer when he's sitting down
in the corner so we can actually hear instructions we can we can see cuts men no further than say
seven or eight or nine feet away from my eyes working on cuts so we so as much as we have to be
faster and quicker and it's really it's in your face action we have got a terribly privileged seat
that's just staggering and stunning.
And any of you guys that have ever been to fights
or worked on fights with us,
you get that close,
and you sense it,
you smell it,
and you can really feel it.
I mean,
certain positions,
you know,
in my 20, 30 years ago,
when I was flying around
or buzzing all over the country,
covering the football,
the lower leagues.
I mean,
I was the king of McElsfield
and stopped Paul.
And you sent me a team
that's gone into liquidation.
I covered them in the 90s.
trust me, so it's ridiculous.
And I think about some of the positions that you're in there
and some of the press seats that weren't really presses.
In boxing, you're there.
Well, Steve, thanks for joining us.
Hope it goes well.
And once I'm back from Manchester City,
I might just tune in and just to see what your attire is,
let alone watch the action.
So I hope you scrub up well.
I'm thinking of a little green number.
Are you going to get a special haircut as well?
No, there's no need for that.
Well, you can see Rick Edwards, Steve and the team from 8 o'clock.
That's the main broadcast.
That will start on BBC 2, 6 o'clock on the BBC IPlayer,
and there will be live text commentary as well from 7.30 on Saturday via the BBC Sport website and app.
There's no commentary, incidentally, on 5 Live,
but there will be commentary available on the radio as well.
BBC Radio Derby, which you'll be able to find through the BBC Sounds app as well.
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The commentates its view on the Football Daily
with Alistair Bruce Ball, John Murray, and Ian Dennis.
It is now time for a trip to the Informi and Dennis, everyone,
because it is Clash of the Commentators,
where two of us take turns to answer a question
and give as many correct answers as we can in 30 seconds.
A bit like a cross between countdown and Mr and misses, for those who remember that.
I thought we'd establish that I wasn't in form.
It's actually Ali who's in form.
Ali has won each of the last three matches to close within a point
at the top of the table.
So I'm five from seven.
Ali, although he has admittedly played a game more,
four from eight,
and John remains rooted to the bottom with two from seven.
And in fact, I am rooting for John today.
I need John to win this,
even though he gets one closer to me,
because then Ian doesn't get too further ahead.
So the Mr. and Mrs. element to this
is one of you is going to have to unplug
while the other one gives their answers.
So it's Ian versus John today.
I get to sit out.
Who's going to go first here?
There's a lot of pressure on Ian in this one, isn't there?
Oh my goodness.
I'll tell you what, I'll let you go first.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll unplug.
No, actually, no, I'll change my mind.
Okay.
I'll go first.
Oh, love that.
I can tell you very much in two minds here.
You're in a bit of a tiz.
I think this is going to be tight.
Wait for a little plug first of all.
No, I know.
I'm not giving it.
this is not going to be a landslide either way this is going to be tight i think this is going to be tight
this one okay so i'm going to unplug now go away there we go i heard the click
yeah headphones socket and john is showing it to the camera it is unplugged we're ready to go
so this is ian in clash of the commentators liverpool ian we've been discussing them on the pod nine
defeats in their last 12 games their worst run since the 1950s liverpool at west ham is our first
five live commentary of sunday afternoon and i need you to name any player
to have scored against Liverpool in the last 12 games.
In the last 12 games, so they've lost nine out of 12,
but in any of those 12 games,
and you will have commentated on a couple, I think,
any goal scorer against Liverpool.
Your time starts now.
Well, Marillo, Gibbs White.
I can't think you've got the other goal.
Harland.
I'm not doing it well here.
I can't think about a mental block.
I think this is difficult.
I saw this when I read this today and I thought,
because we keep talking about 9 in 12,
but actually thinking of the specifics of those defeats,
they don't come automatically.
So let's wait and see what John does.
I still don't think you're out of this, by the way.
I still don't think you're out of this.
Right, let's give John a wave.
I'm back.
Right, here we go, John.
Okay.
We've been talking about it on the pod.
Liverpool on their worst run since the 1950s,
nine defeats in their last 12 games.
Liverpool at West Ham is our first five live commentary Sunday afternoon.
Clash of the commentators today,
you need to name any player to have scored against Liverpool in that run of
12 games.
So they've lost
nine of them
but any
player to have
scored against
Liverpool
in those
12 games
okay?
Your time starts
now.
Score against them.
Try to remember
who have seen
that play against them?
Oh
so Forrest
last weekend
Marillo
did Hudson
Adoy score
last week
and
Own goals, of which there may be several.
Oh, God.
I'm going to score against the...
Well, I knew.
I knew how difficult that was going to be,
because when I saw that,
I thought I would not do well on this,
because we think about the running general.
He's seen a lot more of their recent defeats than I have.
I didn't do well.
Ian has won by getting three correct answers.
how many own goals have they been?
No, I don't think...
The own goals aren't down here, actually, John,
so I'm not sure there have been any.
So Ian said Marillo Gibbs White,
both from last weekend in the game that he did,
and Harland, which you must have done that game, John.
He did.
Man City being Liverpool 3-0, yeah.
And, John, you said Marillo,
but Hudson Adoy didn't score.
It was the other double barrel.
It was Gibbs White.
And Savona, Ian, scored.
I'll be honest, I had a mental block
I also couldn't think.
And it was Till who used to play under slot,
but I couldn't think of his name.
And then after that,
I was actually trying to think who else has beaten them
in recent weeks.
Exactly.
I know.
It's difficult because the run goes back away.
So if we go back,
so Chelsea beaten 2-1,
Cicado and Estavow scored,
Manchester United won 2-1 at Anfield,
and Bumo and Maguire scored.
Liverpool won 5-1 at Frankfurt.
Christensen scored against them.
If you got that one, I'd have given you the money myself.
Brentford beat them three, two, Watar, Sharda and Tiago.
I actually did the Palace game in the League Cup.
Ishmael Sars scored two and Jeremy Pina.
Might have got those possibly.
Harland, Nico Gonzalez and Docu,
doku with that wonderful right-footed curler from the edge of the box
to get the third in the city, Liverpool.
Then the forest game, Marillo, Savona and Gibbs White.
And then Perisich with the penalty on Wednesday night in the Champions League,
Till
Dreuech
or however you
pronounce that
Dries
Disappointingly no
on goals then
I don't think so
John
I don't think so
but even that
wouldn't have been
enough
because that would
have only given
you another
Yeah but if
there'd been
three on goals
No
No you couldn't have
just said
own goals
and expected
In fact
Ishmael Sars
scored against
Liverpool in the league
because Pallas
beat them two ones
Sarant and Ketia
and Victor
Ossiem
with a penalty
for Galatasarai
which you would have
witnessed Ian
I did
I did that on you
yeah
but what it means
is
the in for me
and Dennis
rediscovers his winning form
and moves too clear at the top of the table.
I've got to say, that felt more like a stumbling
Williams than an inform Ian Dennis.
That was a really tricky question, wasn't it?
Because you naturally think of Liverpool
rather than the teams that have scored against them.
Well, it means I extend my lead at the top
as we jump straight to the great glossary of football commentary
where we add listener suggestions of commentary terms
and phrases to our collection.
Division 1 is for football exclusive terms,
Division 2 for terms used in football commentary, but also used in other sports.
Last week, our Division 1 entries were Johnny on the spot and couldn't sort their feet out.
However, Ben from Cheltenham has written in.
I am an avid listener to your excellent podcast, but I'm emailing regarding last week's
glossary suggestion of Johnny on the Spot.
I am currently watching the Philadelphia Eagles play the Dallas Cowboys and Tom Brady,
working as the summariser for Fox
has just described
Eagle's defensive player
read Blankenship as
Johnny on the spot
due to his frequent key
defensive plays
as a result
I think this means
we are now in firm division
two territory up the Robbins
so does Johnny on the spot
get relegated
Yeah I mean if for it so
if the great Tom Brady is using Johnny on the spot
then then it's definitely got to go in division two
That's brilliant I've never heard that in NFL
To me, that that clearly came from America.
That might be.
Have you heard of Reed Blankenship before, John?
Read Blankenship.
That is, what a great...
I wish...
If only he played in the Premier League.
I remember being...
This is many, many years ago.
Unless I misremembering this,
I remember a weather forecaster coming on in Florida
and saying, hi, I'm Flip Spiceland.
And I just think that's one of the best...
That's one of the best...
The best names I've ever heard.
Reed Blankenship gives that a run for its money though.
Yeah, it does.
Dave in Kingston, when a goalkeeper makes a save
where they make themselves as big as possible,
often in a leaping starfish style extending every limb,
commentators nowadays often refer to this as a Schmichael-style save.
This was actually used by Paul Robinson at Anfield
in the final moments of Forrest's great win on Saturday afternoon.
Division 1, surely.
Murillo's taken a really painful one.
You can imagine where he's taking it,
but it's a clear shot.
Keezer actually
and Marillo just
throws himself in front
and Matt sells
like a great big star
Peter Schmeichael style
takes one right in the midrift
incredible block
from the Nottingham Forest Central defender
yeah he'll be wincing
and his eyes will be watering
he was struck in the unmentionables
and actually on the subject
of Paul Robinson and you will enjoy
this you too this week
and I can't remember
exactly why
but I watched the original
video of Shakira's World Cup 2010 song, Waka, Waka.
And you weren't in a karaoke bar,
but who should appear in the official video
of Waka Waka, Paul Robinson.
It's briefly, briefly in it.
Dancing?
No, it's a piece of footage from Paul as England goalkeeper.
What acclaimed to fame.
What acclaim to fame that is.
and I cannot wait to mention that to him.
Yeah, yeah, good.
Don't worry, he listens.
He does listen, John.
Yeah, he does listen, he'll hear it.
Will from Hampshire says,
Hello, gentlemen,
love listening to the pod each week while cycling.
I have an addition I would like to propose
for the great glossary.
A hospital pass.
When someone passes the ball with not enough pace or accuracy,
putting their teammate into a position
where they have to stretch or wait for the ball,
giving defenders time to close in,
This results in the receiver, losing possession or being hit or tackled strongly, which can result in injury.
Keep up the good work and I look forward to hearing your thoughts on this edition.
Also, Sally says, I love your podcast and look forward to listening while I'm walking.
I heard the phrase hospital pass used by Ian Dennis and Paul Robinson.
I wonder if this is a division one.
And we've also had hospital pass from Kent Farmer Karim.
Andy in Sweden
Ian in California
Matt from Michigan
and Adrian from jump in Barnsley
It's Div 2 isn't it
Because automatically rugby union
Rugby League
You'd have a hospital pass wouldn't you
Where actually the end result
Could be more painful
Because if you get the wrong ball
You know if a centre gets lobbed a ball
By the fly half
And the opposition
fella comes flying in at 100 miles an hour
Then hospital passes definitely there
But I think we even use it
We could use it in broadcasting.
If you get asked that, you know, that sort of nasty question you don't particularly want from the presenter?
Should Arna Slot be sacked?
That sort of thing.
You think, oh, thanks, thanks very much.
That's a right hospital past that.
Thank you.
It's definitely Division II because my brothers were rugby players, rugby union players.
And I remember my next brother up, Hamish, actually when I was a little boy and we would sort of mess around playing rugby,
he would actually throw me the ball
or whatever it was that we're playing with
and he would shout hospital pass
as he would come crunching into me
and taking me out
so I remember hospital pass
from very, very young days
and it is definitely division two.
We also noticed a lovely variation
on the hospital pass from Paul Robinson
talking about Paris Saint-Germann Tottenham
on Wednesday night's Champions League
debrief podcast.
62 minutes they went toe to toe
and then inexplicable defending
the way that they tried to play out from the back
Vicario's initial pass to Romero
and then he gives Sara a pass
with a blue light on it into the centre of midfield
easily dispossessed straight into Fabian Ruizu finished
I heard that live that's good
he's getting his own feature here Paul isn't he
Paul's not only a regular listener
he's a regular contributor
Port Vale fan Dan gets in touch
while watching Manchester United against Everton
on Monday night football on the telly
Gary Neville described Everton's
first goal as receiving the ball on the half turn, which made me think is the half turn a candidate
for the rare double of being added to the great football commentary glossary and being an
unintended pub name. Well, Dan, there's a question. The half turn. I think it would be division
two though, wouldn't it? Half turn? Yes. Where else are you using that then?
Would you know what was that in rugby as well? No, not that. No, no. Because you don't receive
the ball in rugby with your back to the
tri-line, do you? You're always moving forward.
The half-turn is receiving it as you're turning,
isn't it? Sort of, you know,
maybe hockey, maybe. I was just going to say
the fallback here is, well, it's probably
hockey. Well, it's such a similar sport to football,
hockey, I think, in the way it's... Yeah, maybe. Maybe it's...
So in summary, Division 2,
Johnny on the spot has been relegated from Division 1.
We've got Hospital past the
half-turn, and into Division 1,
Schmechle style?
I think so. Yeah.
And let's finish with this from Jamie and Rotherham.
An observation that both me and my brother Oliver have noted, particularly during John's
commentaries, is when he refers to the referee as a referee and then his surname.
For example, referee banks and referee Brooks.
It always makes us smile and if one of us is listening to a commentary and notices it,
will often then message the other one
as part of an ongoing trend.
My brother, whilst listening to the Manchester City Liverpool game,
recently messaged me during the match
to tell me that John had just informed the listeners
that referee Kavanaugh was in charge of the match.
Keep up the excellent work.
That's a great spot that.
I've never thought about that,
but you do do that.
It's very distinctive about your commentaries.
I'm now going to be really self-conscious about the boats saying that.
You won't. I don't think you will because I just think
that's so natural.
Yeah.
It's like you're talking about a judge.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
And I think, I was actually thinking, why do I do that?
And I think it might, you'd never do that on the television.
And I think I do it with perhaps less well-known referees.
So you're not necessarily going to do it with Michael Oliver because you think, well,
people know that they're the referee.
But if it's one of the slightly less well-known, just to reference the fact that this person
that you are referencing is the referee.
But also, I don't think you'd do it with referee turpan in the challenge either, would you?
You wouldn't.
I think you'd only do it with UK refs.
Referee Morschiniak.
I'm now going to do that on purpose.
And I must say I'm quite touched by the fact that Jamie and Jamie and Oliver are the brothers.
Yeah.
But do you know what, though, I also think, John, just to finish on that, I do think that is the power of radio, isn't it?
And just, you know, those brothers might live miles apart, continents apart, but have this thing that they share that revolves around you saying, I love that.
I love that. I love that when that's sort of into families and into friends, that sort of thing.
That reminds me, actually, when I heard this, when I read that, immediately took me back to the playground.
when I was at school
and my school friends
we would listen to Peter Jones
commentating on the radio
and whenever Peter used the phrase
just over the bar
which he did
he used that a lot
and we would come into school
the next day and we would say
he said it last night
just over the bar
do you know Richard at West Hamer
used to be at Watford
Richard I had a night out with him recently
did you so Richard
and I think he's the only person that's...
No, I think Gary Flintoff, actually,
our producer Gary, has also picked me up on it,
but Richard used to enjoy it,
is that apparently I always used to say,
but I've cut it out now,
leads by the goal to nil.
Whenever he sees me, he says,
ah, the goal to nil,
rather than a goal to nil.
And I don't, I don't do it anymore,
but that was one like that,
the goal to nil.
I don't think I've done that for ages,
but...
I always used to enjoy Roddy Forsythe,
saying, nothing's a piece.
Yeah, that's a good little category actually,
commentators, little peccadillos, foibles.
Jamie and Oliver are going to be on Ref Watch this weekend
when John does the top of the table clash.
So thank you gentlemen for today.
Don't forget you can keep the glossary suggestions coming in
and remember if you hear an unintended pub name in a commentary,
you can send it to TCV at BBC.com.
By the email, the voice notes on WhatsApp to 08,289-369.
That's it for this episode of the Football Daily.
and remember you can find each and every episode of the commentator's view
by scrolling down your football daily feed.
On that image, I'd go into that pub.
I'd think, yes.
Yeah, I'll have a pint in there in the informy and dinner.
I'd go into it, definitely.
Well, you'd go into most pubs.
Oh, well.
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That is extraordinary.
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