Good Hang with Amy Poehler - Fred Armisen
Episode Date: April 7, 2026Fred Armisen is not impressed with free climbers. Amy hangs with her fellow 'SNL' alum and talks about his time as a drummer for the Blue Man Group, getting paid $1 million a week at 'SNL,' and his pr...eferred conflict style. Host: Amy PoehlerGuests: Carrie Brownstein and Fred ArmisenExecutive producers: Bill Simmons, Amy Poehler, and Jenna Weiss-BermanFor Paper Kite Productions: Executive producer Jenna Weiss-Berman, coordinator Sam Green, and supervising producer Joel LovellFor The Ringer: Supervising producers Juliet Litman, Sean Fennessey, and Mallory Rubin; video producers Jack Wilson and Aleya Zenieris; audio producer Kaya McMullen and Devon Baroldi; social producer Bridget Geerlings; video editor Drew van Steenbergen; and booker Kat SpillaneOriginal music: Amy Miles Check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds: https://Allstate.com Visible. Live in the know. https://www.visible.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello, everyone. Welcome to another episode of Goodhang.
So excited that my old friend, my dear friend, Fred Armisen, is joining me today.
And it's always the best to talk to Fred.
And we're going to talk about so much stuff.
We're going to talk about S&L, of course.
We're going to talk about how we don't like taking physical risks.
We're going to talk about our different conflict styles.
And we're going to talk about Wednesday, the big hit show on Netflix that he is a part of.
We're going to discuss the past, the present, the future.
But we have a great guest joining us to discuss Fred and how wonderful Fred is,
a person who is here to talk well behind his back and give me a question to ask Fred.
That person is Carrie Brownstein.
She is the star of Portlandia.
Sleider Kinney.
She's an actor, director, a writer, and just all around cool, awesome person.
Carrie, thank you for joining us.
Hi.
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Carrie?
Nice to see you.
How are you?
Great. It's so good to see you. Look at how nice your background is. I could say the same for yours.
We're talking to Fred today and we can talk about Fred forever, but I just want to talk about you for a second.
I was a fan of yours long before I met you. And I just remember saying to Fred like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Carrie from Slead or Kenny, like, wait, that carry? Like, I can remember this feeling of, oh my God, I might get a chance to meet you.
But meeting you is so important to me because I thought you were so cool.
I loved you.
I loved your band.
I loved your music.
And then to find out that you are so deeply funny, talented, prolific, interesting.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't have a question here.
I just want to say, remember that?
Yes.
Well, I mean, yeah.
You're right.
That wasn't a question.
but I will, my retort will be that I felt the same.
I mean, I was such a big fan of yours.
And I think Fred did.
There were a lot of people I met through Fred, obviously, like so many people from
SNL that I already admired.
You and Fred are such partners in so many different.
How do you define your relationship?
How do you describe your relationship with each other?
Now, I was thinking about this because it's not romantic.
We've never had that kind of relationship.
but there is something that is deeply loving in a slightly romantic way.
And I mean that because it's kind of heightened in the way that romance is heightened.
And so it is just a seamless, like kind of loving like heart to heart,
but platonic, you know, friendship, but it feels like family.
How did you two meet?
We differ on this slightly.
The one that we definitely agree on where we hung out was he was on,
SNL at this point.
Plato, Kendi, we're playing at Irving Plaza in New York.
So we weren't able to go to see SNL.
He invited me and the rest of my band to the show.
But because, you know, we have this conflict, he said, okay, we'll just come to the after
party.
And it was 2003.
It was Jennifer Garner and Beck, who were the, you know, host and musical guest.
And we went to this after party and Fred came up in the way that he's always magnanimous
and friendly.
and he was wearing a little button with my face on it.
Which is, you know, from someone else that might be weird.
You know, you're like, hi, nice to meet you.
Oh, there I am on your shirt.
But with Fred, it's just he wears both his heart and his fandom on his sleeve.
Totally.
You know, kind of literally and figuratively,
I think that's why people just want to be around him
because he's just not cynical in that way.
So anyway, we hung out that night and then started to just talk about
collaborating. I assumed he'd want to do music. And instead he had all these little like comedic shorts he
wanted to start making with me, which was very surprising and surreal, but just completely based on
our friendship. It was very organic. It wasn't like, let's pitch this or let's try to do something,
you know, bigger than it is. It's like, let's just hang out and make little videos. And we did that for years
before Portlandia. Yeah. And with Portlandia, did you guys go in and pitch Lauren at Broadway video?
Well, we did. Eventually we did. I think it was Fred's manager who then became mine, Tim Sarkas, who said,
hey, you guys, I'm really developing this chemistry. There's a whole sensibility here in this series of videos that you've done.
And then you kind of have to pitch to Lauren if you're on SNL. And Fred thought, there's no way.
You know, Lauren's just going to look at this and say like, okay, good luck. Thank you, no.
And instead, Lauren and Andrew Singer, Broadway videos said, yeah, we'd love to be part of this.
got really lucky. And Fred was still on SNL for like the first four seasons of the show. So we
made a pilot super quickly. And we basically, we said to IFC, like, you either pick this up now
or we just don't do it because he, he's got to get back to SNL in September. Both you and Fred
were musicians and reformers. You're a writer. You're a director. You're an actor. You're also,
you know, you go back on tour. Like this idea that you have to be the one thing felt like,
like Fred was the embodiment of that at S&L.
Like he, he showed up at the show, and I want to talk to him about it,
but, you know, his, he was doing, he was interviewing bands as a character.
That's how he made a, he made his own show, basically,
playing like a very kind of rude German interviewer
who didn't understand, you know, social protocol.
And he would let, and he would, and he would interview musicians.
And but he also was in the Blue Man group
before he was like he has yeah there's like kind of like nothing he doesn't want to try and by being
around him you feel really comfortable trying things too for sure he is almost like the Swiss
army knife in this way where you know what the sort of familiar elements are of a Swiss army knife
but he uses them in ways that surprise you and I just I can't believe all that he's capable of
I still I'll be watching something and I'm like there's Fred.
When did he do this?
Like, he's just, he's everywhere and he can do so many things.
Like when he goes on a show and just decides to do an accent from every 50 states,
then you're like, oh, I didn't, like, he surprises me all the things.
You're right.
And I kind of want to talk to him about that, too, because why I think that bit is genius.
I mean, I really do think Fred is a genius, a comedic genius.
But why that bit is especially genius speaks, I think, to the bigger way that Fred participates in his work.
is he's just making a choice.
Like whether or not it's the best choice or the most,
like he's just deciding that that's how people talk from that state.
And the comfort that you get knowing that Fred has made a choice
is what is funny.
It's, and it's the same way with any impression that he does
or any comedic choice that he makes.
He's just in the moment deciding, I'm going to do it like this.
And it's very relaxing.
Relaxing.
He, I mean, there's just this like kindness and generosity.
I think because he can be, his taste is actually kind of esoteric, but he makes the audience feel like they don't need to know that stuff.
You know, there's something alienating about it.
So when he makes a decision, a choice, as you're saying, to like pick an accent for Alabama, it doesn't matter.
People just think like, oh, that's something I trust this because you're just making me feel okay to believe it.
You know, he's just, and Fred just really, he believes in it.
He believes in comedy.
He believes in, like, connecting with people.
That's very comforting.
Yes.
He has a specific taste, but he's not a snob.
He is not a snob.
And he doesn't, he really is averse to that.
And he's one of the few people in my life that he can do an impression of me to me,
and it doesn't hurt my feelings.
Yes.
A lot of impressions, a lot of impressions are like the things that you don't want to hear
people doing that you want to be done behind your back and the hopes that but fred can do impressions
of people to them and they feel seen but it's got it's it's just as fascinating like he he can do that
fred's impression of me he tells me he can't do my voice but so what he does is he walks and i didn't
realize until fred did an impression of me that i'm a trudger i trudge it's a weird it's a but it was inoffensive
And there's also something very loving about it.
Like you're like, yeah, you notice something about me that someone else doesn't.
What's his impression of you?
His impression of me is like asking kind of the leading question.
It's kind of like a suspicious question.
It's like a little, but it, it delights me.
Like when he does it, I just feel so like, he-he, that's me.
Like, you got it or whatever.
Yeah, because what he's pointing out is just that you're curious and you're,
he's pointing on intelligence.
Like that's very flattering.
You're like, yeah, I guess I am smart and asked really good questions.
Thank you for noticing.
Okay.
So I ask my first guest to give a question for my second guest.
And I was wondering, you probably know so much about Fred.
What do you think would be a question?
Maybe he'd want to answer, you'd want to know,
or that people listening might want to know.
We touched on this, you know, with just the music stuff.
So I guess my question is I would want him to describe the way that one of his musical heroes,
humor, sensibility,
playfulness,
informed his own comedy.
That is something I'm actually curious about.
Such a good question.
I just can't wait to hear your talk with Fred.
So I just want to...
Carrie, you're the best.
Thank you so much for doing this.
I really want us to deep dive soon together.
I cannot wait for those live shows.
I definitely want to go.
That sounds so fun.
And I just love spending time with you.
Thank you so much for this time.
Thank you, Amy.
Take care. Good to see you. You too. Bye, Carrie.
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Oh my God.
Red and I.
Oh, my God.
We got her khaki on.
That is really funny.
I kind of always, well, I'm dressing today like one of your, my favorite characters
of yours, Nicholas Fane.
Oh.
But I think like we're all starting to dress like...
We are.
I feel like we...
Men and women are all dressing the same.
Yeah.
And we're all dressing the same way.
Yeah.
I forgot what store I went to,
but there was like sort of a department store
where all the guys' clothes
were stuff like all the colors I would like.
Yeah.
So it's very...
It felt very like...
And I like to dress pretty mask in general.
Like I feel safe when I'm kind of buttoned up
and kind of like...
So just...
So, Fran Armisen is here and we're, we both have similar colors on today.
Yeah. Amy, I can't even begin. I mean, thank you so much for this. I love this. I'm going to call it a show.
Yeah. But I love it. And I can't believe it's happening. I also, I mean, you know this everywhere. Like, we could talk forever.
I know. I don't even know what we're going to talk about.
Yeah. It's. I know. I was just like, I have notes and we were going over and I was like, I, I feel like we could.
We could talk about talking on podcasts for an hour and a half.
We could.
Like the tone, because people's tones do change a little bit.
Fred, you are, you probably talked about more than almost anybody on this podcast.
I don't know if you've heard how well you've been spoken of here.
It's really, it makes me very happy.
It's flattering.
It's the nicest thing.
It's all people who I love and respect.
Same.
It's the best.
And you were on the first Zoom.
that Dratchie couldn't get her headphones on.
You're nice enough to do that.
Thank you.
One of a million times you have come through and helped me out and been and not ever been
like, what is this?
No, but that's easy because everything you're working on, it just seems like, oh, of course.
That's going to be great.
But not everybody is like that.
I mean, I want to talk about it today.
But I feel like I learn a lot from the way you approach saying yes to things.
And when you're actually there, you're actually there.
You're actually a present person, which is pretty hard to be.
Thank you.
But it's for stuff that I want to do.
So that's like most of the, you know, the battle of being there.
But I don't even know how to start this conversation because I love it so much.
I'm so excited.
But okay, I feel like you are a comedic genius.
And of all the funny people, of which we know the funniest people, everybody loves you the most and says you're the funniest.
And Martin Short told a really sweet anecdote on this where you made him laugh in that moment
where you told him that you tricked him into thinking that he said Tony McCartney
instead of Paul McCartney when he introduced Paul McCartney at the S&L 50th.
I guess what is it like to make your heroes laugh?
Well, first of all, thank you for those really kind words.
Well, we need you to live up to you.
Yeah, wait, wait to you see what I do on this.
I memorize all these bits, did you?
It is like, it's going to sound like it is a mutual thing.
Yeah.
Like, it's a very, like, I don't, when I'm around Martin Short, I'm not like, hey, I'm going to, it's just like, it really does feel like he's so funny.
Let's just goof around.
It really does feel that way.
Yeah.
And with the Tony McCartney thing, I thought, for sure, I thought he knew it.
just by me talking about it that I was joking.
But did he actually get fooled for a second?
Yeah.
Because I guess it was a very heightened moment.
It's like the end.
That was after good nights of the 50th.
And so it might have just been a moment where he thought it really happened.
But that's the thing I love about working with you and knowing you is there's like an impish, like playful side to you that never feels mean but feels very, um,
fun. Like, I feel like if shit went down, I want to turn to you, Fred, because I feel like
if someone's yelling, or if someone's, like, if something uncomfortable is happening, it's fun
to turn to you. And when something, if something great is happening, it's fun to turn to you.
Yeah. Likewise. But I, but I feel like I lean on you, though, because you have a gauge of, like,
this is what's really happening. There is one thing you told me when I was thinking of, you
of leaving S&L. I think I already decided that I was leaving S&L. And you said, I didn't even ask you,
but you were like, don't worry, Lauren always stays in your life. That's what I mean. It's a bigger,
it's like a, it's a map. It's like a little further away. And you just know like the thing to say.
How many years were you on S&L? 11. Oh, wow. Yeah. And I remember right at the end,
I was just sort of like, you know, trying to decide. And you had already left.
So I looked to you as like, what is this?
I was just, I mean, there's so many things to talk about.
One thing I learned today is, is this true or is the Internet wrong?
Your full name is Feridum?
Feridun.
Feridun.
Yeah, that's my given name.
Fairy done.
Yeah, Ferry done.
And it is your father's name.
Yep.
And it is a Iranian name?
Yep.
But he is German.
Yes.
And Korean.
Yes.
Why does he have an Iranian name?
Because his mom in Germany.
was dating a Persian man at the time when she got pregnant, not by him.
So she gave her child, her boyfriend's name?
Yeah, he chimed in on what his name should be.
There were Persian workers in Germany at the time.
And, you know, even though it wasn't his baby, she was like, what should I call this kid?
And he came up with that name.
You have German descent, Korean descent.
your mom is from Venezuela.
Like, and you have an Iranian name, even though you don't have any Persian.
Like, that is, that's you in a nutshell.
That's crazy.
I know.
And so then you were just called Fred from when you were a little kid?
Yeah, and my dad was as well.
When I say it was crazy, I'm not talking about myself like I'm like amazed, like, yeah, it's crazy.
I mean more that learning the history of what I thought Germany was like, that there were immigrants there and foreign workers, you know, that things are,
just more complex than I ever learned, originally, or that there was racism against Koreans
in Japan.
Right.
I had no idea.
And much like Andy Sandberg, who was on here talking about how he did his roots, when you
did your roots, you found out that you always thought that your dad was Japanese and you
found out, that his relatives were Japanese.
Yeah.
You found out they were Korean.
Yeah.
It was, I was in this room for four hours, you know, as they're opening these books.
And it really feels at first.
it is disbelief. Like, this cannot be true. Have you done it? No, because I'm Irish, white. It's not
going to go well. I mean, there's no way. But you'll be surprised. You'll be surprised. And that's like,
that's also a job. Yes, I will be surprised. And I mean, it's never going to go back to something good.
What if you're full-blooded Canadian? And people would be, I'd be like, no way. My relatives were from
Canada. But when you were growing up, you have German and Korean dad, what you thought was Japanese,
Korean, you have Venezuelan mom.
How did you identify?
Culturally.
Venezuelan.
Because my dad's from East Germany, which means that it was communist Germany at the time.
So we had no relatives around us.
Right.
And with Venezuela, the relatives are over all the time.
We were traveling there.
So it was a distant relationship with Germany.
And you could speak, you were like, could speak Spanish from when you were young?
Like you just learned your mom speak Spanish in the home.
That was a lucky thing.
Because at the time, I didn't appreciate it.
Of course.
What is this?
And then now it's just like it's just a gift.
And also like, you know, a lot of like first, you know, first generation like didn't always speak there.
They wanted to speak English in the home to try to, but your mom spoke both.
She did.
Yeah.
And she kept it going.
Yeah.
Thankfully.
And I still write to her.
Like if there are things that I'm like, what is the Spanish word for this?
It's great.
She's helped a lot of SNL stuff, a lot of cold opens and stuff.
stuff.
One of the nice things about working at S&L is like you just meet people's parents because
over the years like they come to the show.
Like you're just like you see.
Like when you were talking about the name Polar, I pictured your dad.
And he's always like he's got like a smirk.
Oh my God.
My dad, my parents are such fans of Fred Armisen.
I'm a fan of theirs.
And we always had our relatives there and like we were always hosting family.
And it was like you would go to sit at the table.
And your mom who.
I have such warm feelings for when I think about is you guys look a lot alike.
Yeah.
Like really, you kind of have her face.
Yeah.
But you so, okay, so Freddie, little Freddie, growing up in.
Long Island a little bit and then Brazil a little bit.
Right.
For a couple years.
Couple years in Brazil.
Yeah.
How old when you went to Brazil?
That was like first, second and third grade.
Okay.
So do you remember what it was like?
Oh, yeah.
arriving in Brazil.
What was it like?
I just wanted to be home.
I was homesick.
Yeah.
So now I can color the story with like, oh, it was so exotic.
Yeah.
There were drums everywhere.
But at the time, I just wanted to, like, I just wanted to be with my friends back in Long Island.
It's so true, though, you're right.
Like, we look back at stuff and we're like, it was such an amazing experience.
And like, when I would travel, I'd be like, this food is weird.
I hate this place.
The word hate.
Got used so much.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I must have said that most of the time.
I hate it here.
Were you sad when you had to move back?
Or had you gotten used to it?
I'd gotten used to it, but I don't know if I was sad.
I think I was okay moving back.
You were ready to go back.
Yeah.
So then you go back to Long Island.
Then you think about going to college for visual arts.
Yeah, that took a while.
That was more like, went back to Long Island, went to high school there.
Yeah.
And then I really had it in my head that I wanted to be in a band.
So the common way to go is to go to art school.
So then...
Why is it a common way to get into band is to go to art school?
You just want to be around artists and just like...
Yeah, like all my favorites that was Talking Heads, the Beatles were all like art school.
I don't know what it is.
But I'm glad I did it.
Did you think you were going to be like, was it like a medium that you were into working with?
Like did you, were you painting or...
You know what?
what?
Photography?
I went for film.
Yeah.
And to be honest, oh, people say it to be honest so much.
I hate that I just said that.
Oh, my God.
Everything I say in this podcast, I hate.
To be honest.
I don't think I was really drawn to it because I went to school with, like, filmmakers.
Yeah.
And they would talk about it so much.
And I'd be like, why are we actually talking about this?
They would talk about editing.
And I'm like, we're supposed to get good grades, but we're not supposed to like.
Talk all day about this stuff.
Yeah.
And that's the difference in, like,
a passion for doing something.
I thought I was like, no, we're just going to art school to be an art school.
That's so true.
That's such a good distinction is you realize you don't have a passion for something
when you see other people wanting to spend all day, every day, doing it.
And you're like, we're going to do other things, right?
Yeah.
That was exactly that.
And so then you meet your bandmates at art school.
Yes.
And you're in a band called...
Trenchmouth.
And Trenchmouth is like, what, 1988 88, Chicago?
That's right. More like
89, 90.
It was when it really took shape.
So let's, just for the heck of it.
Let's listen to a little trench room.
Let's go back.
Let's go back.
Do you still remember how to play this?
Yeah.
This photo of you guys is so of this era.
You guys are all in front of your VW van.
That's our van.
I'm just being like, I don't even know how we got here.
We loved being on tour.
Okay, what was it like, what was it like playing?
Like, was that feeling?
The feeling was like, it's like a campaign.
Like, we're going to do it.
We're going to drop our jobs.
We're going to do it.
This band did it.
This band did it.
Go.
What's the gig?
Des Moines, Iowa?
Great.
Mm-hmm.
No money?
Fine.
Go, go, go.
Fill the tank.
You know, like we kept the van running and clean.
Right.
It was like being Boy Scouts.
And, you know, packing up the drums.
Come on.
on lifting and putting things on what what time are we going on hey let's all dress in black for
this great let's all dress in white great everything energy like energy of yeah like it's us yeah
how did you like that they were awesome let's do let's exchange information with them didn't like that
band so much that's okay they're lame i don't want to be like them right a lot of like uh looking up to
bands like that's the way to go who were you looking up to at the time like lungfish no means no
Fugazi, Jawbox,
Nation of Ulysses.
We looked up with these,
like,
because they were also
really like possessed.
They were possessed with this thing.
How much longer can we be on the road?
Go, go.
It was just this.
And then playing, as you hear with this music,
everything, come on.
There's a change here.
Another change.
And louder.
And everything was kind of mathematical.
This wasn't like jam out music.
Right.
Let's enjoy.
How about something there was no groove?
I laugh and I love that like the feelings that I remember at that age where you would argue about like something for hours.
Like you had the luxury of time.
Oh, yes.
Like you just would just like, you know, I remember thinking about like jokes we would write or whatever and would we just spend hours talking about it.
And it was so important.
And it was so important.
And like just the energy of getting everything right.
God, that...
Did you guys have, like...
Were you an arguing band?
You know, a couple normal arguments,
but what you're talking about,
about those discussions,
they would go into the night.
As it's getting dark, as we're driving,
everything's getting dark, and we're still like,
but that's not, that's not what punk is then.
Or by your definition,
that's not what it is.
Well, that's not what I'm saying.
And then silence.
And then endless, endless.
And into, you know,
I get, like, the feeling it's giving me,
now of like, I remember, but like, it's like you have a flag in your head. You're like, no, this is the way it's
got to be. Yes. And very like, I mean, so much of it, I feel like in your 20s is like rejecting some
version that you think if you're not careful, you'll turn into. Yes. And playing punk is such a
true expression of that, of like being like, I'm not going to be that person. Absolutely. I always find
that interesting that like bands have to keep reinvesting in the band like every couple of years. And I can relate
because it felt that way with like sketch.
Like you were in a group and you were like, no, let's.
And then, you know, certain people would like get opportunities and you'd have to decide like, no, I'm doubling down.
I'm staying with the band.
And then you'd see other success happening.
And you think like it's because we're not like it was like we need to be more committed for that success to happen.
But sometimes that isn't always the case.
It's so.
It's exactly that.
That's so funny.
So you went through the same thing.
I did with UCB because we had to, you know, we were like, you know, we were like doing shows and people were trying to, you know, cherry pick us or like, and you had to just keep like, you just keep like renewing the contract.
Yeah, or renewing the goal.
Yeah, renewing the goal.
Well, now as long as we're this, now if we get on this label or whatever.
And we were in Chicago at the same time, like all that like smashing pumpkins list fair like, ah, so cool.
So cool.
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Okay, so you're there, you're in the band, you're like, we're close,
but we're not quite there yet, then you,
how does joining Blue Man Group happen?
Oh.
Well, you know, I have to give credit to my wife at the time, Sally.
She's in this band of Mekons.
And she was kind of a little bit like,
if you're going to do stuff,
you have to sort of open up to not just being in this one band.
They were coming to Chicago and I auditioned.
I went to this rehearsal space.
What was it?
Were you just drumming for the audition?
Is that all?
Did you have to do anything else?
I was drumming and they were like, there were other musicians.
They're kind of playing.
And they did a thing where they're like, do a fill but don't end on the one.
So usually, you know, you do a fill and it's like a resolve that's very predictable.
They're like, make it a little, which is kind of like what trench mouth was like anyway.
It was a little jagged.
So then I got it.
it. Then they had a series of drummers, different rotations of bands. And it was like my first
showbiz paycheck. What was it like, like how, was it like a Broadway run? You had to be performing all
the time. You rotated? I rotated. So there was a full-time drummer and I would, I would play like
two or three shows a week or something out of whatever eight. What was it like? It was fantastic.
What was your favorite part? I never saw the Blue Man group, but I was they were such a big,
humongous. Let's pull it up. Let's pull it up. Let's pull it up.
Is there footage of you in the Blue Man group?
I wonder.
No, I wonder.
But what was your favorite part of the show?
You know how like it's always like, oh, I like that song.
Oh, I like that moment.
Oh, the opening.
So, like, the opening, like, the first there's just three Blue Men on these paint drums,
and they do their own thing.
And then the band kicks in when they're done.
And it was great because we were lit by blue, you know, those black light.
Yeah.
And so we had like stick figure drawings on us on our costumes.
and there's a stick player, a zither player,
so we'd start playing,
and that was just like,
it really felt like a proper beginning of a show.
Very loud.
Huge drum kit, huge.
Really?
Yeah, I went through training for it.
I trained a little bit in Boston, in New York,
and it made my drumming better.
It was really frenetic and crazy,
and I really loved it.
I learned a lot.
And the dumb question, but, like,
is like, what was the makeup up?
application and removal like?
Well, for me...
For people who don't remember, you had to paint yourself blue.
Yeah, but the band didn't.
The band we had, we had, like, we painted, like, stick, yeah, like, sort of, you know, on our hands and, like...
But easy to get off.
Easy to get off with water.
The blue men had, like, a bald cap that went over their ears.
Uh-huh.
And layers of, like, glow in the dark paint, then blue paint.
Wow.
And they had a lot.
They had, like, blue gloves on.
That was a real ordeal.
And then the rest of the time, they would walk around with like, they'd always have a little blue in their nose and ears.
And they were like interesting people.
You know, they're like all kind of, I would say, like juggler, performance artist, athlete, those types, like those perfect, you know, like perfectly fit people.
Yes.
Who also drummed.
So they were really great to be around.
Okay.
So then you do that.
And then there's so much that happens after that,
but you create this video series, that pre-S&L,
that is a version of a character that you played,
interviewing musicians,
and you kind of play this, like, hilarious German interviewer
who knows nothing about the bands.
Yeah, or it's very mean to bands.
Because we experienced it all the time.
And I don't think they meant to be mean.
And I think they just, that's there where they are, is that they would always tell us how poorly we were doing.
You know, they'd always say, like, oh, your group is not so good.
Fugazi was here a week ago and they was very crowded and that's not so crowded today.
And it was just based on that.
It was so genius because it didn't expect much of the musicians.
Like the musicians could just kind of play it real and you were steering like, you were doing the comedy, basically.
But what was so fun is watching all these musicians who,
and realizing that a lot of them were very naturally funny.
That, like, that was so fun is watching them make choices with your character.
Yes.
Steve Albini did it.
A bunch of people, Bob from Pavement.
Yeah, it was, I just put a video together.
I mean, that was back when you just, like, filmed it and made a...
Asked someone to edit it.
Can you edit this?
No concept of money.
You're like, I don't even know.
You know, just like, can you do it?
Yeah.
And then they did it.
And then they gave it back to you.
And you carried your arrest.
Thank you.
And then that's what existed.
I mean, to like age us, I don't know if this was like when you started in 2003,
but in 2001 at S&L, there was still, when we wanted to do an impression,
you'd have to go.
VHS.
Get a VHS tape.
Yep.
Can you believe it?
No.
And they'd tape it off the Today Show or TV.
And then you'd get a big bulky tape that you went,
and you put in a VCR and you'd watch like six minutes of whatever.
thing that they had and they'd have tapes and tapes of people that you were impersonating.
This is so funny talking to you about all this because I've, you don't need to put this in,
but like, I've known you for so long.
I know.
And to talk about Blue Man Group actually makes me like, it jumps like a track in my head
of like, oh yeah, we've never talked about Blue Man Group.
We've never talked about it.
We talked about it very briefly, but everybody's road to where they get is so circuitous.
Like one different change and we're not.
not where we are. But I would say, Freddie, more than anyone I know, you know that every day.
Like, you really know every day. Like, I can't believe I got here. Like, you say it. You live your
life that way. Yeah. Like, what, like, what are we doing here? Every bit of it. Yeah.
Standing on that stage, auditioning for S&L, that already felt like, this is insane.
Yeah.
whatever from Blue Man Group to be here in front of Tina.
Yeah.
How did you get the audition?
Through Marcy Klein.
Yeah.
A producer on the show, Marcy Klein.
Yeah.
She found a video of like all the stuff that I'd done.
Yeah.
And she showed, she made Lauren watch it.
And then they called me in.
Wow.
Insane.
And you were like, you know, 30 what when you audition?
3, 32?
Yeah.
And I was 30.
when I got the show.
And I just wonder, like, there's something about having a little bit of life before that really
helped.
I appreciated it so much because, also because I'd been through being in the band for so long
so that I mean it.
Like, it all felt like icing.
The whole thing felt like, ah, this is, I was just in the van, you know, like, whatever,
maybe five years before that, it felt very like, oh, this is all, even with like,
The money part of it.
Yeah.
Where some people would say, like, that's not a lot to get paid for your first year.
I was like, are you kidding me?
To me, it was so much money.
Yeah.
To me, it felt like a million dollars.
Yeah, yeah.
And it was a million dollars.
And it was a million dollars.
And it was a million dollars a week.
And it almost took the show down.
But I asked really nicely.
I was like, please, come on, come on.
Give me a break.
Come on, Ma.
Come on.
Come on, Lauren.
Come on.
It's just me.
It's just me.
Your friend, Fred.
What do spend it?
Come on.
Lauren, look at me.
Buddy.
You're like, all right.
I feel like a lot of people that got on SNL have like evidence when they were younger of like, see you on SNL or like writing in their journals.
Like, was it a dream growing up?
Did you watch the show and think I want to be on it?
The relationship I had to SNL was I watched it all the time.
Yeah.
But I really connected to the B52s and Devo and talking heads.
Like, and I'm not saying it in a way that's like, hey, I just only like the bands.
I'm saying that like Lauren was communicating with me, these bands that he had on.
I did feel like there's something I understood about the show.
And then like Mr. Bill and every, like the sketches, but also like the bands on there, I was like, that must be fun.
Yes.
That kind of was like.
And then as the years went on when Mike Myers was on was more of a like, I felt like that was a.
a direct message of like, there's got to be some way to, I felt like we were speaking the same
language.
Ooh, have you ever told Mike Myers that?
I think I might have told them.
Yeah.
But.
That's a good way to put it.
Yeah, like that sketch, Sprockets.
Yeah.
Was a favorite sketch of mine before I'd even seen it.
Someone described it.
And I was like, what is going on over there?
So then you make, you're on SNL.
you, you, like, some of my most fun memories of being on that show is doing bits with you
when we weren't on, when we weren't on camera. And the in-betweenness of that job, like, I'll never
have anything like it. The, talk about luxury of time, like just the amount of time wasted,
not even wasted, amount of time, the amount of time, like, thinking about sketches and talking
about stuff and fucking around basically, which is like the most, which is like that was the
preciousness of it.
Oh, that's the, the best.
I have a million memories of it too.
And of you, it's for me to even describe bits you've done, it doesn't do it justice.
I just, I knew I was going to describe all your bits and that was like, it's like inside
jokies.
Yeah, it's like too difficult to even.
But I remember like voices and faces you've done, who knows where in some dressing room
somewhere for no reason.
And it's the funniest times in my life.
Same. And what I love about and always loved about playing around with you is, and I'm just going to say it, Freddie, I do think that you and I share this, which is we definitely liked, we wanted to not forget that we were having a good time. Like we really, it matters to us. It matters to us that we don't forget the joy part in all of the hard stuff. We don't love a complainer.
No.
You and I do not want a complainer.
That's a real crime.
If SNL's a microcosm of life, you can spend your whole life figuring out what you don't have.
You can't, it doesn't matter how much you have, you can focus on what you don't have.
You sure can.
And the more you talk about what you don't have, like, the more you...
It's wild.
I know.
I've met some real complainers, and it's really shocking.
It isn't really interesting.
When I'm complaining, because we all complain, but when I find myself complaining and like,
Ooh, something's off.
Yes.
Something's off.
Like, not other people.
I'm off.
I'm trying to get better at spotting it.
Because sometimes you fool yourself into, like, this isn't really a complaint.
And, like, well, that might actually be a complaint.
But I don't think of you, I don't think of you as conflict diverse, but you don't love conflict.
No.
So let's say you're doing, let's say you're getting ready for your tour and, like, the light is, like, the lights aren't working the way you.
You want them to work and you're like, hey, can we adjust the lights and it still isn't
working?
What do you do next?
I, let's say.
So Fred, you have a very intense light show and you're like, here's how the lights go.
And then you've run it and the lights aren't working.
And you're like, okay.
And then, okay, I'm just going to talk out this thought experiment.
And then the show happened.
And you're like, just make sure that the blues come up at the right time.
They don't.
What do you do?
Oh, well, if it's hour to hour, day to day, it's gone.
I really do treat it like a page that's turned.
I'm like, oh, that didn't work out.
But to your point, let's say, if I'm being asked too much, are you okay?
All good?
See, we're very...
You know, and I'm like, how do you tell someone?
I know exactly, because I've done it.
This is where Fred and I are a little different.
I've said, I notice you're asking me a lot.
This, Fred hates this.
This is where, because I, you hate, I don't think you like this, this direct conflict.
I had, I envy it.
I wish I could do it.
I wish I could be a little less direct because sometimes I feel like it comes on too strong.
But I would say, I'm noticing that you're asking, Fred, so uncomfortable.
I've, I've said, like, okay, I think about it like when I'm in, like, getting my,
let's say you were getting your hair, like, I'm getting my hair done for a scene.
Yeah.
And, you know, if you're doing, like, if you're doing a couple days in a new show,
new people, they don't exactly know what you like and they're trying to, like, you know,
figure out, like, or they're giving you a hairdo or whatever.
I've had very nice people be like, just checking in.
Do you like, is this working, you know?
And I'll say, I notice that you're asking a lot, I promise you,
I won't suffer if I don't like something.
You'll know.
If I don't like something, I'll let you know.
But I have to nip it in the bud because it makes me insane.
because are you okay, are you okay?
Are you mad?
Are you okay?
It makes me nuts.
It makes you nuts too.
But what are you doing instead?
For me, I just sort of, I know that it's temporary.
And I think, well, the next tour, that person isn't, they'll be on, they'll be doing that to somebody else.
And maybe that other person loves it.
I'm not saying that the way that I do it is correct.
Same.
I just sort of gently, like, if it's like on water, like the little boat just goes the other way.
And you go, shh.
I'm okay. Now I'm okay. And then they're off. Yeah. But I'm like, I can get my own things. I can get my water. I can get to be asked if, you know. Yeah. But now that sounded like complaining. That was very complaining of me. No, that was not complaining of you. You never, ever complained. That would be a funny sketch you should have done where you were like the head of the complaint department. And you were like, what? Are you joking? You have a complaint.
You got a job in show business and there's a problem of some kind?
God, it's true, though.
And that's what's fun about working at a place like S&L is you have someone come through.
Every week as a new guest, they're really vulnerable.
When people are vulnerable, they're kind of their like, a lot of stuff comes up.
And when people are scared, they act all different kinds of ways.
And you kind of see like this very human moment where people feel vulnerable.
and sometimes they misbehaved.
Oh, yes.
And it's like, who-hoo-hoo.
And also often they're great.
Often they're great.
You don't have to put this in.
You probably won't.
But your reaction to some hosts, oh, my God.
It's delicious.
It's the best thing in the world.
Like, you really, like, I'm like.
You said this stuff.
Not even like, actually, and you're not insulting to them.
You just put it in a way that is so good.
You're like, no, no.
And I'm like, oh, that's exactly what's happening.
I mean, people are audacious.
Yeah.
Outrageous.
Outrageous.
I mean.
And people ask, like, an interview is like, who's been the worst, host, the best?
And I always keep it.
Same.
I would.
Well, what am I going to?
Yeah.
That's the most low-hanging.
Like, why?
Yeah, why would I ever say that?
But I have a lot of thoughts.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I have a lot of thoughts.
And I do.
I mean, I've actually tried to work on it because I, like, that's my stuff.
Because, like, I like to be, like, paying attention to, like, detective-y, like, you know, like, I hate that part of myself that's very, like, you did it right, you did it wrong.
But, you know, little, some obvious things.
Yeah, yeah, you do.
And I, and I won't for, like, I remember, I'm like, I remember that you were not very nice or I remember that you were very late.
Tina has a good memory for that stuff, too.
Tina, that's Tina and I that were, like, yummy food.
She's like, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
That's our favorite food.
We're like, oh, we love it so much.
And that's what I mean is bad behavior is sometimes kind of fun because I'm like, holy shit.
My favorite feeling sometimes in the world is when someone's acting badly and you can feel everybody else like watching them and just like, I can't wait to talk about this.
It's like telepathy.
And it's almost like everyone's waiting for the moment to be done.
Everyone's like, let this finish out until they leave the room.
And there's an electricity.
And no one's looking.
looking at each other.
Everyone's like,
uh-huh.
And you're just like,
I'm just trying to remember every moment.
Yeah.
So I can,
I know.
I'm trying to have like a face that's like,
oh.
I know.
But I,
but in general,
like,
and I think you would say the same thing.
Like every,
I found people to be awesome to work with.
Oh,
incredible.
Who did you meet on SNL that like,
you just think about now and you're just like,
they just met what you thought they'd be like.
Like you just,
you think about them and love them.
So many.
Do you mean like hosts?
Anyone.
hosts or people.
that came in to do a bit or old cast members.
Like, for example, I'll give you one right now.
Like, I didn't really know Lorraine Newman that well.
She's great.
And hung out with her at the 50th.
Fuck, she's so cool.
She's so cool.
I knew she would be cool,
and I didn't really get a chance very much
to talk to her over the years.
And she's the fucking coolest.
She is the coolest.
Excuse my language.
That's okay.
Lorne.
Yes.
You and Lauren had a really,
you have a very,
sweet relationship.
How would you define it?
Both fans.
I think he's a fan as well.
Whenever he describes,
because I grill him all the time on musical guests,
he is,
you know how some people are like,
I don't know what you're talking about?
Yeah.
He knows what I'm talking about.
Mm-hmm.
Who do you talk?
Like, I mean, there was an amazing
Questlove doc about all the musical guests.
Oh, yes.
But if you can remember, like,
who are like the, you know,
I'm thinking of like, like,
Elvis Costello's performance.
The specials.
The specials was the best thing I've ever seen.
Why was it?
Because for me, I'm from Long Island, you know, so we were like Long Island and I never had
kind of like longer hair and these guys with these little suits and crew cuts, this like
energetic band running off the stage when they were done, that really.
Hold on.
I want to watch it again with you right now.
I have a laptop.
I've watched it.
so much. There's a song called Gangsters. I wonder if you'll find it because... It's right here.
Look at the drummer. It's like back straight. Jumping around. Holding a machine gun.
Yeah, they're so cool. Did you like drummers that played like this? Yeah. I like... Klemberg was
that way. Really good, really good posture.
Clemberg? From Blondie. The Blondie drummer. My favorite drummer ever.
Really? Oh, yeah. And really like my suit.
I think he had a turtleneck on SNL
just really like
you know
placed on the drum throne
loved it
and Blondie was great on SNL
Devo
and the B52s really like
that was like I remember
that was the first moment of like
oh there are weirdos in the world
yes
and like talk about full circle
at the SNL 50th
you get to play with the B52s
and Devo
what was that like
it was like the top, like the very crystallized top of a mountain.
Like, it's almost scary because I was like, that's it.
Yeah, you're like, I'm going to have a heart attack.
It felt that way.
I was like, that's, all right.
That is the very like, you know, that shows at Radio City Music Hall.
I had seen Devo when I was 14 at Radio City Music Hall.
I had paid for tickets to see them and also getting to meet them.
They're great people, being friends with them.
It's like it really, yeah, those two that was unreal.
And also on SNL, not at some gig, not some show somewhere.
Like, hey, I got up.
On SNL, it's everything at once.
Yeah.
I can't believe it.
Yeah.
Okay.
So now I want to just get on to a new section,
but the person that will help us get to this section is Carrie,
Brownstein.
Oh.
Because we talked to her today.
You did?
Yes.
You know, I was saying this to Carrie, but maybe you can speak to this too.
Like, your relationship with Carrie is very special.
It's, it's, like, how do you define your relationship with her?
She's, like, she's my soulmate.
She is a person who I feel like I've known forever.
I don't mean to speak in those terms.
I know that, you know, those, like, sort of spiritual terms, but it does feel spiritual.
and it's immediate.
It's just a feeling I had as soon as I met her.
And every time I talk to her, it feels the same.
I'm completely stripped of being worried if I'm boring or talking too much or anything.
I'm completely completely myself around her.
And it's always been that way.
And I just love her so much.
and I'm really into everything she does.
When I watch her play guitar, I'm like,
there's nothing better than watching her play guitar and sing.
And then getting, she's so smart and so funny
that I feel like getting to do that show with her,
it was just, that was a lucky thing,
but it keeps going.
We just keep.
It's so, it remains, like, it has such a life, Portlandia.
And those characters,
in Portlandia are so fun, are so specific, and therefore feels so universal.
God, it was the best. I got to hang out with her all the time. She's a great writer.
She's such a, not that you need me to tell you that, but so funny, brilliant. And she came up with,
like, a lot of those ideas that are now sort of things that people repeat, put a bird on it and all
that stuff. It's like, that's all Carrie. Okay, Carrie said, describe the way one of your
musical heroes informed your comedy. Oh, that's easy. David Byrne, the way that he would
direct a movie and then sort of choreograph part of his show, like the way that he
presented everything to me was like that really informed like, you know, what a comedian can be.
Like there was a way that he was like not exactly making a joke, but also not being totally serious.
That whatever that was.
Right.
Really.
I was like, that's a really great way to be.
Like a playfulness.
And he kind of also, he was also like, I guess not afraid to, he like wasn't trying to be cool at all.
Nope.
But he was very cool.
Yeah.
Just the way like for no reason.
He'll have a fuzzy suit or something.
So I'm going to do a rapid fire.
Tell me what you think about these things or what you remember.
You can be as fast or as slow as you want.
Freddie, you do many accents really well.
And one of the things I love about you is you can do accents from anywhere.
What are some of your favorite state or countries that you like hearing?
I really love how Texas just really, it just changes from city to city.
Yeah.
There's something about it.
There's something about Texas that has so much varying personality.
Yes.
That always, that does exceed my expectations.
So with that in mind, can you please do someone from Houston and someone from Dallas?
Houston, I feel like I've got a whisper to it.
Houston, some people I know from there are going through some personal growth.
Personal growth.
Dallas, I always, my idea about them is that they're kind of business-like.
I hear him on planes on a conference call.
I had been at, I was on a layover.
We know someone from Beaumont and that's kind of
Beaumont's the biggest I've ever heard.
I can't imagine.
They're like this little why before I imagine.
The longest word.
Yeah.
And then countries.
Can you do Iceland?
Iceland.
Iceland has a whispered to it.
Iceland has a hushed.
We're pushing to the throat, I think.
It's like it's very light.
And I feel like Sweden is so devoid of accent that I hear people from Sweden.
And they sound almost like they're American.
They sound like, I don't love it.
That door is closing right now.
There's this thing where they no longer are Swedish people.
Yes, you're right.
There's this like thing where they're like so casual with English that I actually feel like I'm talking to someone.
But you know what gives the Swedes away is the that is the Swedish thing.
People don't know is, you know, instead of going, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, Swedes go.
Yeah, it's true.
And you hear them on the phone and you just always think they're getting the worst news.
Yeah.
But they're just saying, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Yeah.
That is.
Because their face doesn't change.
No.
Okay.
What do you like to do when you travel?
Oh, wake up early, have breakfast, coffee alone.
Just down in the restaurant?
Yes.
Not room service.
Okay.
I love, then I really feel like I'm in a country.
So I've like landed somewhere.
It's my, I can't wait for breakfast.
Breakfast.
Oh, I love it.
And then you want, then do you, like, let's say you're doing a show in another country.
Do you walk during the?
Not that.
much. I kind of stick around like hotel,
maybe there's a little store of some
kind. I'm not
a big like, I'm going to go explore
this side of the city. I'm a little bit like
I get the
by the way, this is an ignorant thing to say and I'm
sorry, but I just kind of like, this
seems like Berlin.
Okay, and then
what do you
hate doing when you travel? What do you, what do you not do?
Like, do you ever check
a bag? I try not to.
But sometimes you do?
Sometimes you have.
Sometimes you have to.
But no, I'm pretty good about it.
I travel pretty light.
Got it.
But I did a tour recently, and I did have to bring some equipment.
Yeah.
Okay, got it.
Broad City.
Oh, yeah.
That was so fun.
Amy.
That's still.
And parks.
I mean, we did so much.
People talk to me about Broad City all the time.
All the time.
Everywhere I go, someone brings it up.
Some people do it as a deep cut.
they think they're like, I'm actually a real fan.
Yeah.
Which is great.
Yeah.
But, oh my God.
Fred came and did the first episode of Broad City, which was a huge get for us.
And I've seen people dressed up as it as Halloween.
As the baby.
I'm just a baby.
A little mustache.
Yeah.
Thanks for that.
Thank you very much for that.
You're so welcome that I could put you in a diaper and make you a Halloween costume.
For real.
Thank you for that.
That was like, that really kept on going.
Okay.
Dogs are cats.
Cats.
Interesting.
I didn't know that.
No, no.
Like just no thank you to dog?
When we first met, the first thing I told you, I was like, cats.
I'm, if I, cats, I just met Lauren, cats.
You know that, right?
I love cats.
I mean, that makes sense that you would, that you're a cat person.
I feel like you're more of a cat.
You're more of a cat than a dog as a person, I would say.
Although you have a lot of dog qualities because you're very loyal and friendly, but you are a cat.
I like how they don't ask anything and they sort of, they don't.
It's their own, yeah, their own business.
Yeah.
Sweet or salty?
Sweet.
That you say that.
I wish it wasn't that way.
Salty's not good either.
I don't believe that.
I don't either.
I think salty is better.
I think when people say that salt costs hot problems, I never believe it.
But it does.
I know, but I'm like, why?
What is it turning to?
It's just salt.
High blood pressure.
I know you're right.
But whenever they're like, there was too much salt in it.
I'm like, I don't think that's going to be the thing.
That's just the ignorance.
Do you ever put salt on anything?
No, no.
You never like salt your chocolate chip cookies or?
Oh, I see what you mean.
If there's a chocolate by that has salt in it, great.
I like that very much.
Yeah, you like that.
Okay.
But I love sweet.
I mean, I love chocolate so much.
Yeah.
Too much.
Do you think?
Yeah.
Too much.
Are you trying to cut down or like you have to cut down?
I'm too dependent on it at the end of the day, especially after a show.
I'm always like, oh, there's a cookie.
There's a, there's a.
You love a little cookie treat.
Oh, it's the best.
Yeah. You guys had great.
I have a hard time. I have a harder time with sugar because I had get on a real ride and I crash pretty hard after sugar.
Oh, you do. I have big sugar crashes. Oh, yeah. But salty. Perfect.
It is.
Do you like to be scared?
Yeah. I like horror movies and all that stuff. I do. But I don't like to be scared in real life, like on a flight.
Have you ever been scared on a flight?
You know, the usual. I'm not afraid of.
flying.
Do you have any phobias?
Oh, heights.
That's right.
I couldn't do a taping of this because of it.
Yeah.
Because you were like, it's on the whatever floor and I'm like, can't do it.
That's right.
In New York, may we speak of that?
Is that okay?
We record in Spotify in New York and it's a really, really high floor.
And Fred was like, nope.
Yeah.
And I totally forgot about that.
Yeah.
But I told you about that.
I think one time we were at a hotel.
And you guys were so nice because I just went up to your hotel.
Me, you and Tina, went up to your hotel.
And it was, I told you, and you guys were so nice.
You just closed the blinds.
But I did it.
I wasn't like, I'm not going up there.
Yeah, but you don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
How come?
Because it's too, like, it's not real.
Like, buildings are built well for centuries.
There's never been like, yeah, watch out going up in buildings.
That one fell.
I've never seen that in the news, you know.
Like, oh, New York, don't go up there.
You're going to go up there.
I actually never even think about Heights until I'm reminded that when someone who's afraid of heights,
and then you go like, whoa, wait, that is weird that we're up here so high.
But there's so much engineering that's gone into it.
An engineer would actually be insulted by that.
Like, do you have any idea?
Like, we studied.
Like hundreds and thousands of people going to build.
millions of people going to buildings everything.
Around the world.
Yeah.
Everywhere.
Yeah.
But could you ever like climb a tree or like is it that kind of height too?
Like you could a ladder a, would you be able to get like?
I don't love it.
But I do try to like.
Push it.
Have you ever done any kind of like a bungee or?
No, no.
Nothing like that.
No.
I like that about you, Freddie.
I feel like we're very similar.
We don't like.
I don't like like one of my insane.
Like I don't like taking.
risks. No, no, no, no. None of that. I'm not interested. No. I'm also not interested in watching
it. I'm not like, or stories about it, like all that. I'm not. No, like if you're going to free,
if you're going to free climb, you know, I don't want to know about it. I don't want to know.
I don't know about it. I don't want to know about it. I don't want to see it. I'm oddly not impressed.
Yeah. The thing that you want me to be, I'm like, I'm like, whatever. Yeah. I don't know.
Yeah. You, what is free climb? That's when you do the, like, no. No.
with no ropes and just like you just crevice and crev and just thumb and foot.
Yeah, and then like one more slow.
And then.
No.
And then you get, what happens?
If you had to do that by accident, if you were stuck somewhere and you did it, I want to know everything about your story.
If you do that for fun.
That happened to me once.
I was chased and I saw this mountain.
I was like, there's nowhere to go.
And I was like,
get out of here
and then the person couldn't
they were like
they were like
and then
and then you stayed on there
I feel bad because if someone's watching
I don't feel bad for people who
recreationally free climb
what's wrong with you
what is wrong with you
I think there's something wrong with them
I'm going to say it
wow
with no ropes
No one's making you do it.
What if it's your job?
Some people are unemployed.
And they fill out the application.
They're like, I guess I have to.
No way.
There's no one.
How much does it pay?
Monday.
I hate this job.
You're right.
There might be a few people.
That's their job.
That's their job.
And I'm sorry for those people.
I'm sorry.
And then last question.
what are you, like what kind of stuff do you watch, read, go to to make you laugh?
Like what comedy are you watching?
Oh man.
Who are you watching?
Like anything you'd recommend.
Wow.
For real, the thing that I'm most religious about of like actually catching is S&L.
Yeah.
It's the one thing that I'm like, I watch it when it's live.
And you know, those moments that you're like, that was pretty great.
Oh, God, I could talk forever.
I know we've ended this.
But I just want to say, I do feel like you and I, I think we've played this game before.
It's like an improv game of experts.
But I think I talked to you about this.
I always wanted to do like a fake TED Talk, like a fake, you know, kind of like experts symposium
where you just can talk about anything for like a minute.
For a minute you can seem like an expert on almost anything.
Yeah, I think so.
You have to memorize a couple things, couple terms.
And then there'll be a word or something where people will go, huh?
Uh-huh.
She doesn't know what she's talking about.
But I think almost anything.
It's reachable.
It's reachable.
It's a fun.
So on our way out, I'm going to give you something that I want you to pretend to be an expert in for one minute.
Okay.
I'm going to set the timer.
I'm going to say the Alaskan pipeline.
The Alaskan pipeline.
Yeah, ready?
So with me today is an expert, Fred Armisen, who has been studying the Alaskan pipeline.
is here to talk to us about it. Fred, what should we know about the Alaskan pipeline?
Well, the first misnomer is Alaskan. So many people do know this, that it's the originally
the Siberian pipeline. Why is it the Siberian pipeline? Oh, because it goes through Siberia.
No, because the shipping magnates shipped oil through there from Siberia and through Russia.
And the only people who benefited from it were people from Canada.
You think it would be Alaska
Since Alaska was not yet a state
And the pipeline was built
1951
Canadians were the first to benefit
But they didn't have oil refineries
Ah, why didn't they have oil refineries
Because of World War II
And as we knew Canada to be
A series of provinces
They did not have the capacity
To have these refineries
Who comes in then?
But Mexico.
And that's a minute.
Fantastic.
Answering your own question.
You did it.
I don't know if any of that's true
when you said, 1951?
I have no idea.
No idea.
Thank you, Fred.
Love you.
Thank you so much for doing this.
I love you.
Thank you so much for...
You're the best.
I'm glad we addressed.
I like.
We did.
Thank you so much, Fred Armisen.
Thank you for coming and being on the pod.
I love talking to you.
And, you know, for this polar plunge, we like to go deep on something that we talked about.
And there's so many things that we could go deep on.
We could talk about David Byrne.
We could talk about the specials.
We could talk about Lorraine Newman, all cool, cool things.
But I just want to shout out Fred's new record that he made with Drag City called 100 sound effects.
But in this case, I believe he does 101.
Spoiler alert.
Check out his record and everything that Fred does all the time.
and yeah, and go back and look at old performances of all the music on S&L.
It's an incredible, impressive, gigantic mix of culture all in one place.
Thanks so much for listening to Good Hang.
Thank you always for tuning in and checking us out.
And we'll see you soon.
Bye.
You've been listening to Good Hang.
The executive producers for this show are Bill Simmons, Jenna Weiss-Burman, and me, Amy Poehler.
The show is produced by The Ringer and Paper Kite.
For The Ringer, production by Jack Wilson, Katz-Villane, Kaya Mickmullen, and Alea Zanaris.
For Paperkite, production by Sam Green, Joel Lovell, and Jenna Weiss Berman.
Original music by Amy Miles.
