Green Light with Chris Long - Bears Revenge, Patriots Moneyline & Best WK18 Gambling Picks | Backdoor Cover With Stanford Steve

Episode Date: January 3, 2026

The end of the regular season has come and the fellas are looking high and low for a responsible bet. The Chicago Bears have revenge on their mind against the Detroit Lions. The New England Patriots are lining up for another blowout victory. The Buccaneers and Seahawks are great picks as favorites. And then the fellas go head to head on a couple bets: Jets-Bills total at 37.5 and Saints-Falcons. Enjoy the picks and heed Chris' advice - maybe don't tail us this week. Chris: Bears -2.5, Patriots -11.5, Seahawks -2.5, Panthers team total over 20.5, Jets-Bills under 37.5 Steve: Jets-Bills over 37.5, Saints +4, Rams team total over 27.5, Chiefs -5.5, CJ Stroud over 220.5 passing yards Macon: Bengals -7.5, Bucs -2.5, Falcons -3.5, Titans-Jaguars under 47.5, Chase McLaughlin over 1.5 FGs made HELLO, Locals! Green Light is hosted by Chris Long and is joined weekly by Beau Allen, Nate 'Dr. Fax' Collins, Macon Gunter, Stanford Steve + many more athletes and celebrity guests. Subscribe to get in-depth analysis, instant reactions and team highlights | Presented by BetMGM Have some interesting takes, some codebreaks or just want to talk to the Green Light Crew? We want to hear from you. Call into the Green Light Hotline and give us your hottest takes, your biggest gripes and general thoughts. Day and night, this hotline is open. Green Light Hotline: ‪[phone]‬ Listen to the Full Episode and check out all our content: https://greenlightpodcast.org/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Y'all are being disingen. I love you, Philibut's dream because I, quite frankly, wasn't prepared, but now I am. I got one for you guys. Come on. You ready for this? Chicago Bears. Revenge game. How funny would it be if the Bengals didn't throw the ball?

They ran it 54 times or something like that to keep Miles Garrett from breaking the record. This is the backdoor cover show. And we are covering the stupidest week in football. Pro football at least. Hey, Steve, the college football has been pretty good. I actually got a one score game in the college football playoff. Yeah. Yeah.

Texas A&M. Miami. That was a barn burner. Mm-hmm. You didn't watch last night? Last night. I went to, well, actually two one-score games. As of me going to bed last night in my notes, I said one-one score game. But I went to sleep and then woke up and checked the score.

And I said, holy hell, what happened to the dogs? Unbelievable game. Unbelievable. There were these Georgia fans at the resort. Thank God I'm not there anymore. That they were in the golf cart in front of us and a bunch of little kids

and stuff and the kids are all decked out in Georgia and they're sitting in the back. And as they stopped at the stop sign and then kept going, they said, see you suckers. And then I was rooting for Old Miss the whole night. I thought about those kids at about midnight when I saw the score.

Hey, I got a question. Hey. I know he has relationships with the kids and he gets paid more money if they win. But is Lane rooting for Ole Miss to truly win a national championship? He doesn't care about money. So I would say no. That's the right answer. He wants them to be balanced.

Yeah. It's human nature. You don't want to look like, you know, everybody. deep down, they'll never admit it, but like, if you're not a part of it anymore, you're not going to necessarily root actively against your group, but, um, you're just going to root for Kim Mulkey's group instead. Yeah, maybe so. That guy's got, he's got their first loss, by the way, game he came to. My daughter, my daughter's big LSU women's fan. And she was like, who's Lane Kiffin? He is not allowed to come to any of our games anymore. Oh, he, he

mushed them. Yeah, big time. First loss of the year. He's too busy doing downward dog. So, you know, that guy loves the yoga mat. Every picture online is like, you know, he's, he's an all-time troll. Steve, favorite game so far. Was it, was it last night? I thought Virginia, Missouri was a war. It was war. It was a good game. Yeah, Georgia Ole Miss had it all, man. All that powder, in the Superdome with all that's going on. It was, it was incredible. You know, you know, New Orleans when it's going, Chris. All that powder, you said?

Powder blue. That's what they call it just powder. It's an unfortunate pause because it kind of was true both ways. Yeah, so, how about the hurricanes, the hurricanes? You got some, you got some good boys you're going to be watching for the draft. D-line. I like Bain, dude. Really good class. I mean, I think Messador is just as good.

He's incredible. Also love the midshipman. Mid-shipman took care of business today. You always bet the servicemen and the people that can't partake, like BYU Y, in the Pop-Tart bowl, because they don't partake. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? So.

Are you guys pop-tark guys? Yeah, you have a flavor. I don't eat them. Oh, I used to eat them all the time, untosted blueberry. Blueberry, huh? Yeah. They had a bracket with all the rain.

I was on a text thread. People were going, I'm like, good Lord, people. It's Pop-Tarts. Y'all are still doing that? What are we seven? No, I was not partaking. What do we play for the St. Louis Rams? That's legit what they used to have in the, in the dining hall. Pop-Tarts and fucking like, and you know the frosted flakes in the plastic little rip the top off,

pops. Apple jacks. All right, guys, go out there and win two games. There we go. Um, talk about investing. Our dining room was doubled as a as a quarter court basketball, uh, court. It was ridiculous. It was terrible. Um, guys, I would do anything else, Steve? Like, tell us about your trips. Uh, well, we are in the middle of it. I am home for a night and then I'm flying with Scott up to New York tomorrow for the big double head. that ESPN has countdown at two o'clock and then sports are at midnight so we got a long long day um let's get to it and then uh Tuesday leave for the fiesta we'll be at the fiesta just came back from the rose uh I can't tell you how hard it was raining for the show I know no one cares and then

the second the show is over the rain stopped sun comes out and it was unreal it was beautiful we were soaked um and the field was sidelines were bro i can't believe no coaches went down i walked the sidelines before the game and i'm like people are going to go down man it was as mushy as it gets uh but they must add the two inch cleats in you know sig had the cue zip with nothing on under it yeah i've heard people talking about that that that was the farthest that's been zipped down in his tenure and that's a higher that man that's not comfortable to me somebody in the NFL hire that man and i'm not usually for college football coaches going to the pros, but I think he would actually, it would work. Yeah. He's got that he's

got that gruffness about him. Certainly has the healthy ego, but he he doesn't strike me as one of these college, like, want to be king guys. Like everything's about football to him. It seems like, am I wrong? No, you're dead on. Uh, the mentality of that team and you talk to assistant coaches and you see the players, how they go about it. It's, it's very business like, man. Like there's no messing around. There's not a lot of crazy looking headphones on guys or, you know, guys, you know, out there doing their own thing. It's buttoned up.

I mean, Mendoza's pregame routine is as, as, I mean, dialed in as, as you can get. And the one thing about them, everybody talks about how sound they are defensively and, and on the line of scrimmage, their skill guys are way better than people give them credit for. Yeah. I mean, Sarat's, Sirot's not going to run a good time, but he catches everything. Cooper's exactly what they need how they move around their tight ends. Those guys are two transfers.

And the way he's just, they've, they've pieced together the roster through the portal so good. And that's what has made it. You know, you can't do this turnaround without the portal. And he is absolutely violated and getting capitalized on it.

A fucking portal, man. Put him in the portal and send him to the Las Vegas Raiders. You're giants. Sure. the Giants would be great, but he was he going to want to take the Eagle Scout with him? I think he'd be on. I mean, obviously he'd be honest enough. It would be hilarious if people were like, do you have, do we have to draft Fernando? He'd probably he'd probably say, no, you don't.

Being dead honest. I think the kid's a good player. I don't know enough about him. You know, like, it hasn't gotten to draft fever yet, but like I don't know if I would take a quarterback in in the top three this year. Yeah, I heard Daniel Jeremiah with Ryan, and he was talking about how he's worthy of a number one pick, but he doesn't see the ceiling as a, you know, a Caleb, a Drake May and all that. But, I mean, look at, I mean, we're going to go through the picks.

Look at who's starting. I'll take them over half the guys that are starting this week. Yeah, no question. I just think there's interestingly a couple options next year. that don't involve, you know, aren't there some really good position players available in this draft? There's like from position player standpoint, like it's, you know, you don't want to pass up on like, you know, we're just talking about the bang guy or is Jeremiah Smith? No.

No, he's got one more year. Yep. Cornell Tate. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, fellas, cowboy. Do you want to, you want to give us?

the read us the papers here i do uh so last week we had making three and two steve and chris both both two and three we are tied at the top at 47 i feel bad for steve because his birthday week he was a point and a half away from going four and one last week It's a tough one. If only we were throwing hand grenades, huh? Or playing horseshoes. Make it's probably good at horseshoes. So Cald.

Making. I figured that you all have been trolling me this whole time. But now that it's week 18, I have to ask whether or not you're trolling me or if you're just stupid sons of bitches. Because we are not tied. That's not how we. win percentage works. Just because we all have the same amount of wins.

Tide with wins. Tide with wins. Math, JMU. Didn't we always say that ties don't win you this thing? Guys, I thought we are joking around. I feel like I've heard that a million times during this show. Let me see. OK, let me find you a seven win team.

OK, the doubt the Tampa Bay Bucks are seven and nine. I didn't realize we were playing football. Yeah, do are we playing football or are we betting? Their win percentage is a little different. Cause you don't win money for one. Shut the fuck up. Oh, maybe I should collect my Green Bay Packers over win total ticket.

And, you know, because they fucking tied with the Cowboys. Maybe I should just call BetMGM. So I will repeat. We're tied at the top going into week 18. We have making you get the first pick, dude. Fuck you.

Like, uh, Hey. Word of papers. Come on. Let me see the underline. I didn't. I'm out of.

You're wearing. neck on that shirt out, huh? Listen, all right. The NFL treats a tie as half a win and half a loss. To calculate the percentage, you add your wins and half of your ties, then divide by the total number of games played. So I asked them to put in 47, 35, and 3 here, all right? And I'm 571. The guy who's at 47, 36 and 2 is at 565, and the guy who's at 47 and 38, 553.

It doesn't take a genius. I'm 12 above 500. Some guy is 11 above 500 and another guy's 9 above 500. Hey, Makin, go 5 in 0 this week. All right. And that's what's going to happen, all right? That's what's going to happen. No, no, no, no, no.

The opposite. Because I brought it up now, I'll go 1 and 4. They'll go 4 and 1 and that'll be that. But y'all, y'all are being disingenuous. I love you, Philibut's dream because I quite frankly wasn't prepared, but now I am. Thanks for giving me the time. I don't know who to pick. It is a fucked up week.

It's very. It is a fucked up week. Hey, if you're listening, you don't have to tail us this week. You don't. But Trey Lance points. Trey Lance points. I don't even know where he plays. Chargers?

Yeah, Chargers. Not touching that game. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Never mind. I vote. We don't we. You could have five of whatever.

How about being. This week. How about being Mike Evans and being like, yeah, I need six and a half catches for like, you know, a single family home. And, uh, and Tray Lance is starting. How about they might give him that, hey, free, free game here. those little those little jet passes they count yeah might might give them seven of those for who uh keen now not the keenan allen sorry keen and all right you had me all over i'm working on not a lot of sleep got a virus you know went on vacation anyways kind of my flu game as a dad

uh bring the kids huh did you bring the kids oh yeah we brought the kids why would i why would i go on kids. The only reason you go on vacation. The wrong guy. I still have never done it. I'm dying. And we, when we got home, when we got home, Wayland's in the, in the airport and goes, that, why do you hate vacations? He is a smart dude, man. He's, he's, he's hilarious. That's awesome. He's why. Chris, can you, can you tell Stephen Macon, your kids, um, New Year's resolution? Yes, please.

I know making listeners a show, but I'll do it anyways. So we're at dinner and, um, Meg goes, what's your new year's resolutions? And Whalen, uh, looks down on his plate and goes, I want to go subway. Never had a sub. I want to have a sub in 2006. Totally deadpan. Uh, and Luke, Luke turns and goes, I'm learning how to spear fish. Uh,

So, there's some focus there. Yeah. Boys are dialed in. They're dialed in, bro. The Wayland wants to have a sub, dude. I'm going to take him to the seven-day junior where I used to get Subway all the time back in the day. So your old man used to get a fucking steak and steak or steak and cheese, you know? You ever had a steak and cheese from Subway?

Not too bad. No. It's kind of like playing a primetime on, prime time under you know i love the smell of subway it's about as far as it goes yep jared from subway came to my high school and lifted weights with me before he did a bit did you know that true fucking story they were like hey we'll pay you to have jared come to your high school this is of course before well probably during

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Let's get down to brass tag. Shall we, fellas? Because I got to go smoke a cone and watch Frankenstein. Making first pick. There we go. Come on. Let's see the sheets. With the first pick, I take the Cincinnati Bengals.

Oh, you square. laying seven and a half points at home against the Cleveland Browns. I told Reed. Seven and a half. I told Cowboy and Nolan this. How funny. Yes, what he said.

How funny would it be if the Bengals didn't throw the ball? They ran it 54 times or something like that to keep Miles Garrett from breaking the record. How funny would that be? Division opponent? Oh, who'd be good. Who do we find out is the third string running back? I don't remember his name. All right.

I'm taking me. I'm up, right? No, it's Steve. Oh, no, no, no. Sorry, Chris, Chris, Chris, my bad, my bad. Making Jesus. Jesus, wow. You might be on to something not.

Calves is not dialed in. It's unbelievable. Calves is at his residence, bro. This is a different look for Calves. Yeah, I know. No internet at the student. So I got to have these beautiful paintings in the background. What's wrong with the studio?

No internet. What happened to the internet? I don't know. It was walked in, refreshing pages. No, no Google. You know, some of my buddies are there right now smoking pot. I know. I ran into them.

It was probably I don't know. All right. So, uh, hey, you're ready to do it. Hey, let's get a clean operation going. All right. I got one for you guys. Come on. You ready for this?

Chicago Bears. Revenge game. Revenge game. The tables have turned, Dan. You remember me? I'm the real reason, according to Ben Johnson. Yeah.

Hey, Calves, I plugged how to do win percentage into AI, and I'll send you that link, pal. Please do. Do you want AI to also do your picks for this week? I'll send you a link to. I'll send you a link to Haynes Beefy T. Maybe you could swap that T-shirt out. Hey, man.

It's just that I'm lying down. I don't wear this T-shirt a lot. This is from a coffee store in Ohio or something. They're big fans of the show. Really? Yeah. It's a dope T-shirt. I just don't know if you've been doing this for like 24 hours at a time in this shirt.

No, man, just lying down. He wants to see my dog. neckin yeah dude good zohri rabbit that's a fucking weird way to sit down all right all right um

i'm gonna take show you a tot tea no you're right it ain't bad i'm taking over in the jets bills game could have had that later uh

and i'm taking the saints plus three and a half three and a half. You bitch you. But you know, welcome to hate week, Tyler Schock. Mm-hmm. How hateful are you? We, uh, we need a lot more Bijon Robinson's in the league. Oh, dude, he's, um, he's a fantastic individual. He wouldn't come on, or I should say, he wanted to come on with Scott after the game, but he wanted to bring the whole old line. I was like, dude, there's not enough chairs. And I don't think the desk can hold everybody. So, uh, he brought Elijah and Listern out with him. It was awesome. That's awesome. He's like honestly,

I can't believe how good of a duty is. No bullshit. We do a lot of interviews. I'm telling you, when we left that facility, we're like, we're best friends with Bejohn Robinson. Yeah, exactly. He makes everybody feel that way. Yeah, but I think they're going to lose this week. Yeah, I, that's how it's going to go, right? Don't you think like, anyways, we'll get to the other stuff in a minute. But okay, who's up me? Oh, great. Give me the Pats. Everybody's hitting people in your free time. Grable wants coach of the year. Drake wants MVP. They're going to, they're going to rub Miami's nose in it like with like dog shit. Like I will not eat cat poop. What's that from? I got

look it up. Anchorman. I got another one. No. How the fuck does this stupid show work? Week 18. The year of seven. Dad, why do you hate vacations? Yo. And Luke,

Luke is my dude. He's like, he doesn't hate vacations. He just likes home. It's awesome. That is good. Calbs. Hey.

So if I take two sides here, that's it for sides, huh? That's correct. I'm saying I tried to get to vote changed. Hmm. I like too many. You like a lot of sides?

Yeah. Why don't you get a main? Settle into a main. I'd tell you who I want to take. I know who I'm taking to kick off the third round. I don't know who I'm going to take here to finish out the second round. Hmm. It doesn't matter.

Yeah, dude, we all die one day. You remind me of that all the time. So just, Jesus. Make your pick. Stick with it. Okay. Oh.

What's your call? No D.K. Metcalf. Is that right? Correct. No darnel Washington. Really? This is a class. Classic making, just take the Steelers, dude.

This is you. This is Taylor May take the Steelers. Sharps are on the Steelers, bro. Getting a little dull. You know what? I'm buying the dip. Give me the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, worst team in football at home,

minus three points. They're definitely going to do it because the Panthers do the one thing on, one thing off thing. And, and, you know, where they win one, they lose one. They win one. They lose one. Go back and look at it. They've lost seven of eight. I'm talking about Carolina.

Oh, okay. Did I say the Panthers or did I say the park? You got it right. No, the Panthers, man. I got you. Plus, the only thing I don't understand is, like Tampa's beat up outside. Like, I really think Bryce is going to be able to throw the ball on them. So I like good, better man than me.

like putting your brass ones on the table here. Thank you. Thank you. And I'm going to continue to do so with a little, I'm going to complete the NFC South merry-go-round, and I will have the Atlanta Falcons minus three and a half points. That'll be a head-to-head against Steve Cochlin. I like, thank you, Van der White.

Um, Steelers are left out there for you. I don't want the fucking Steelers. I'll tell you what I'm not going to do. I'm not going to be Sunday night betting on the Steelers. I'm going down with the ship if I got to make a bet Sunday night, which I will. I'll be square as this. All right. I'm up.

Iser. Nine games above 500 tied with the guy, 12 games above 500, apparently. Guys got a fucking degree from the University of Virginia doesn't know the rules. The guy from JMU knows the rules. He doesn't. He doesn't. I make the rules. Waylon told me he said I had a dream.

I'm going to be the JMU quarterback in my dream. I had a girlfriend named Bethany. I was like, God damn, dude. Go dukes, Whalen. Yeah, he's got a frequent subway. way. No, the place to eat there, I'm sure. That's why Signetti left. All right. Let's see. You know, ha. I'm going to do it. I'm going to bet the Hawks. Okay. It's not a game that I, you know, like, it's one of the few games on the board that you, you know that there's something at stake for both teams. It's the same thing. If you're San Francisco just hung 40 on the bears, they looked incredible. in a standalone spot. Sam Darnold can't do anything right this month.

Stout was in concussion protocol, but I think he, um, I think he practiced. Who? Upton Stout. Oh. The nickel for, um, San Francisco. Do you hate that, Steve? No. No.

Nick Bost, called game the first game. He's in the, the owner's suite. Yeah. Uh, yeah, Trent's not going to play. George said he's going to play. play i i would go the other way with if i was the niners i get it you want to try and sleep in your beds all the way to the super bowl that's not really a home field advantage that plays no disrespect to that gentrified candlestick stadium yeah it's not levi's just a hunk of concrete that's that's all it is at least it's outside tanzis is also sick tities man tons j is fucking good yeah a good player

Well, if only they'd throw them the ball. We'll get there. Give me the Rams team total over 27 and a half. That was not a happy football team walking off the field. No, it was not. Dude. Everybody said everybody's going to play. Stafford missed that throw at the end of the game.

Otherwise, they win. I know. And everybody kept making a big deal about Puka's catch. I'm like, what about the first downplay? The first down played open. Hutchdown. Right there. I'm like, he's gone.

It's a touchdown. Touchdown. Touchdown. And you play like the NFC South winner. Now you got to go to Philly. Yep. So I still need to play a total. I don't even know if it's my turn.

I have another pick. Okay. When do I get two picks? You don't. It's a Chris sandwich. This fucking sucks. Big advantage for you guys picking consecutively this week. I'm going to say the Chiefs.

still have something. I'm going to take the Chiefs. You bitch you. Kyle Long's calling that game. Wow. Yeah, with others, but he'll be on the call. It's a proud moment.

That's awesome. Yeah, he's pretty good at it. Three-man booth or what? Do you worry about him in Las Vegas? No, I don't worry about him in Las Vegas. The guy could drink seven IPAs and, and fucking flying airplane. Seriously.

Oh, nice. The IPA's in his, the beer in his hands like a fucking baby bottle, dude. I told you. You remember that one with the Super Bowl. He had just had the baby and he had, he came out for like a day and he was on my flight home. And I was in first class and I sent two of the Tito nips.

And then those things in his hand and he just had, it looked like, like I don't even know. And he's just, dude, that's the one, the impressive thing about him is he likes to drink. I don't like drinking beer on a plane.

I, I hate that feeling. Like airport or plane drunk. You like it? I love it. Golly, maybe I should start. Airport beers are great.

All right. Start doing it. You don't go to regular airports. I don't go. Ideally, I don't go anywhere. You're just always at a private airport. No,

ideally I don't go anywhere. you know what I'm saying I've taken a couple private flights that's how little I like travel you hate everywhere though oh let's all get in a metal tube to go somewhere that's 17 degrees warmer than virginia the water is greenish blue like it ain't the Caribbean man yeah Florida was cool before the people showed up show me it in 1630 dude yeah all right um all right let's see I do like the Gulf side better than the Atlantic side. I'll tell you that much. All right.

I'm a golf side now. No way. What, you like the Atlantic side? Absolutely. Golf of snowbird. Golf of. Dude, I saw it on the map and I was like, oh, my God, dude. What the fuck?

What are we doing, dog? Like, what are we doing out here? Like, I was looking at my map trying to be like, what's that way? And I'm like standing there in the letters, Gulf of America. America. Like, I get through a rock at it. I'm like, what are we doing? All right. Gulf of Mexico sounded so fucking cool, dude, for the longest time. And all of a sudden, we're like, eh. That's going to be the most persecuted. We're all persecuted. Back in my day. Oh, back in my day, it was called the fucking Gulf of Mexico. All right. It's my turn. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Hmm. Give me Panthers over 20 and a half points. Albs. Hey. Has that guy taking a total? Not yet. It's got one more. So you can bet the next one will be a total. You're a smart guy. Hey man. Every one of these picks has a life and history of its own, you know? I don't even know what that means. Don't be affected by success or failure. Discipline, or ties. Pride. To be affected by total. Rentalize and going to the next. pick okay make every pick like it's nothing nothing stack great picks on top of one another it's awesome you're doing this can i tell you a great movie i saw on the plane home is the best part of my vacation f1 never seen oh brother where art thou there's a tremendous fine spot for me i mean i met dan tamminski came to my fucking and i like his music anyways and bro that movie is incredible

is it not made movie good movie good movie oh yeah Big John? Great movie. Big John? What are we doing, Big John? Oh. ACC's just steamrolling people. I know.

They were having a good night. I was just looking at the scores. Yeah, the fucking... The oil money kids are ACC guys. The sport's broken. Hey, I'm struggling here with totals. So what I'm going to have to do is just pick one of the games and then pick over...

over or under that's what you're going to have to do while you're at it oh never mind what time of day do the lions and bears play uh i believe that's four uh 425 bucks of constant sorrow man they had some jams and that they fucking skip james in that movie they had a skip james song was that bill monroe hmm Stanley Brothers Stanley brothers I watched F1 like seven times I can't watch a movie about funny-looking race cars it's just like they've made like five of them haven't they I enjoy it no that's cool I like I'm big Brad Pitt guy I love Brad Pitt dude he's so good and the music's great in it I've all right I've picked I've picked a game it's still him Jesus Christmas I know it is dude he's doing he's doing it's doing it's good I'm on purpose and he does have a total in a wild card don't want about the wild card and nothing underlined now they're bolded because they're all on my screen steve i'm uh i'm uh how's the can we see the kitchen i'm off script well it's kind of messy i'll show it you in a second

when we're not we're not recording yeah wait till the kids are done eating off the floor i'll show you in a second bowls and shit like a couch is like g is like Jesus everything like you hear like come on now all right come on man come on now we're just trying to get you to pick listen like making oh say come on man come on man

uh the jaguars and titans that seems that seems two points too high give me the under in jacksonville calves 47 and a half have you seen ward play lately hey picture this cam ward 3113 final from jacksonville that's an under picture this

hmm 27 24 back door cover hate that boom name of this show yeah i'm not giving it out but i'm still kind of stuck because i gave that out in the first game people were like what the fuck are you talking about be great if it um hey calbs hey can you give me uh kaimi fair baron over one and a half field goals please oh that that's minus 200 you motherfucker no it's not but it is minus it is minus 160 so yeah that's too much you're cheating fine fine bustler nice job trying to cheat hey hey try this one on dickless Chase McLaughlin all right over one and a half field goals jerk what's that up looking up minus 130 or so I gave you a minus 140 earlier this year damn dude he's picking minus one 30s exactly he's like literally complaining

about ties and he's going to town on minus 130s all year long yeah I've been getting still goal bets given steves minus minus 140s my field goal bets have not been longer than than than then then than 1 30 or so the 130 was the longest And it has that case. I'll take fucking like Ravens money line or something. Drake made a throw a touchdown. Yeah, give me that. See y'all later. Here we go. What do you say McLaughlin? It's not how you say it's even. It's literally. Hold on, hold on. They call him a gofflin. What? Yeah, it's his name. You're saying over one and a half. Yeah, dog. That's minus seven. 40. How could that be? On drugs? How could that be? I'm looking at it on a site. Hold on.

It's minus 740. What is he dead? Field goals made. What is he? The opposite of dead. The field goal contest. On bet MGM, we've got Chase McLaughlin at they kicking on minus 135 over one and a half field goals. Minus one 35. I'll send it to you. That sounds more accurate, Calps. It's minus 740. That was kind of wild. That's 740.

That's funny. Look it. Like on this. I just sent it to you guys. That's one plus. You're not on, you're not looking at the right stuff. You need to go to individual.

I don't. want to be a cheater. Chris, you're up. I'm up. Fuck, cheater. Let me check the weather before I pick this total real quick. It's not going to take me long. She and like him. I'm not going to, right, let's see. You tell me the weather. I'll tell you the city. Who's starting to quarterback for the Jets? I think Brady Cook. No disrespect to a Missouri legend, but let me go opposite Steve. I'll take the under. Okay. Oh, I like that. Watch Brady Cook.

No, no, no. I like the head-to-head. I'm not speaking on the number. I like the head-to-head. You know, I really should just took the fucking under in Minnesota, but whatever. All right. My last one? Yes.

What do you got for C.J. Stroud over yards? 2.10. I see 207 and a half. I looked at it earlier because I, like you, read it on the Internet. fucking get you hear that Chris he's getting his player props from the internet we've got 2 20 and a half give it to me over damn nice Steve what do you take strout over past yards god Steve you know I probably shouldn't have gone I'm definitely not winning that bet I shouldn't have gone ahead to head with you man I'm sorry I want to apologize at advance because that's not

hitting at all maybe we could tie could I mean if that's okay with making maybe you could be you join the tie boys club man We are the tie boys. Let's see it. Half points, boys. Going to Tampa, two and a half, please. I'll go New Orleans to four. Yeah, since ties don't win you a fucking thing,

I'm going to be judicious about this thing. It's a good troll. Well, it is funny that all year I've avoided putting myself in the position where I tie, and it's actually worked out. Like, we've had this conversation, 15. times. Can I see that board one more time? Okay, Chicago minus three, New England

minus 11 and a half, Seattle, Carolina team total over 20 and a half. Is that 37 and a half? Yeah. I mean, the only sensible thing to do here is Chicago, isn't it? Yeah.

Yeah. A bunch of hooks. That's a winner. That's a winner Chris. That's a nice pick. Thanks, bro. I will bet that one profusely. For the first time in Dan Campbell history, Detroit can't just win by being mad.

It's a weird feeling. Weird feeling. Guys, it's been fun. Hey, I thought about the Eagles. It's not fucking over this week. I thought about the Eagles and the Steelers. Little Pennsylvania special. thought about the Eagles. I don't know about the Eagles. Tanner McKee slinging it. Yeah.

Yeah, dude. I. Hey, it was really good to see y'all. Good to have you back, Chris. I know you missed us there. Oh, it's so good to be back. You don't understand. Frankenstein tonight. Hey. I feel like that picture where they all kissed in the street and threw their hats in the air at the end of World War II. That's how I felt when I walked into the house and my dog. Only the one dog. Hey, do you happen to remember the Super Bowl in New Orleans? And it was Saturday. And it was about 90 degrees after we were sweating out the night before.

And Flo Rida was there. And then Cowboy comes around the corner and says, hey, Chris is thinking about staying another night. And I looked like I had seen a ghost. And then when word got back around to me, okay, get your bags. We're going. I was like that. No, that was the happiest I've ever been.

That for real, like once I've started the binge, like the last day of the binge, you always got to be like, man, this looks fucking fun to stay. You know, like it beats the hut of going home and having to just deal with it. You want to kick the can down the road, but I was never staying. Wasn't it good when we drove through that levee to the airport? Didn't it feel so good? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I was trying not to puke, but yeah. it did feel good. Aaron Nicholas. Nicholas Air. Hey, you want to come over tonight? I'm under the weather, dude.

Legit. You can watch Frankenstein. I'm going to watch Frankenstein. It looks cool. It really does. Yeah, yeah. I was thinking we can watch it together, but it's all good. You don't want to.

I am under the weather. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'll catch you next time. Hey, do you want to come over tomorrow and watch the ball game? Are you going to be better by then? Yeah, I need one more good night's sleep. I can tell when I need one more. Oh, it's one of those 24-hour things.

No, it's about an eight-day thing, but when you go on vacation, it just, you know. I got a play date at 9 a.m. And then the Who's play at 11 a.m. How about that fucking tech game? Nuts. Yeah. Yeah. Not as crazy as that Colorado.

Come on, man. I'm lying down. I'm on a couch. It's shredded. You guys ever seen a couch? That's what the... The couch has nothing to do with the wear and tear of a shirt. Guys. All right. I'd stand up, but you'd see all my benzos.

He just got them strewn about. Yeah, strewn about. Actually, I will come over. Yeah, there we go. All right. All right. Bye, guys. Thank you, guys.

Bye, bye, bye. Thank you.