Green Light with Chris Long - Beau Allen! Denver vs Seattle Recap, WK1 Film Reviews & More Mentions.
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Welcome to the Greenlight podcast.
It's film review day here at Greenlight.
Chris and Bo Allen are going to run through a couple games that piqued their interest.
We're talking Monday night football, Denver versus Seattle, Cleveland versus Carolina,
and what Miles did well to get back-to-back sacks,
and Eagles versus Alliance, what a couple rookies from both teams did well and what they can improve on.
We also have a couple Miller Light mentions,
and we're going to run through the NFL games we're most looking forward to in week two.
Y'all enjoy this show, and also we've got another episode dropping later to
this afternoon. We'll be talking with Ken
Golden of Golden Auctions. Make sure you have those
notifications on. Enjoy.
I'm going to open the show with a softball
report. Y'all seem to like to hear about my
men's league softball exploits.
Quick game this evening. I got Bad Back
Backy, Coach Backy in here
tonight. And we came
straight to the studio. Right from
the field. Good to put this one to bed.
24-hour rule. Correct.
Do you know the final score of the game we just
played in? A lot.
I know the final score.
I asked Fabio, I asked Skip the fucking final score.
And Skip was like been out of shape about it.
Like it was apparent to me when they were mashing dongs in the first inning
that these guys knew what the fuck they were doing.
They had guys that would slap the shit out of it into the outfield.
They had guys that would park it, you know, into the upper deck.
Like everybody knew their role.
They batted through the lineup before we got it out in the first inning, dude.
They put up a 10 spot in the first inning before we even get the bat.
24 to 1.
We lost that game.
We only got one run.
Yeah, we only got one run.
I had to stop a guy in the parking lot to ask him what the name of the team was
because I need to shout him out.
It's called sex and softball.
They're really good softball team.
More time for sex for them tonight.
They sent us home early.
They hit the ball really well, extremely well.
A lot of home runs.
And it wasn't like they passed the eye test.
When I rolled up, I was like, all right, just a bunch of other dads.
Totally.
They did it with a little bit of class.
They did it with class.
I really liked that group of guys, man.
You can kick our fucking asses anytime.
Anytime.
I don't care that my kids were there.
My kids, this is, Reed, I had my kids show up because I didn't get to see them much today.
And, you know, I was in Vegas and all that stuff.
We were in Vegas.
So the kids showed up tonight.
The first thing I did when they showed up was try to hustle to the wall on a foul ball
because, you know, you want to send the right message.
I pulled my hamstring tonight.
That's why I'm sitting on a frozen bottle of water right now.
Did you have to take a injury?
you sub?
You subbed out?
No, I didn't want to complain about it.
So I stayed in, I switched to first base, put Kevin out in right field.
And what did you say?
That was, it wasn't my finest moment.
It was about as unathletic, have I ever felt.
It was the most unathletic I've ever seen you look, bro.
You walked in, you said it was a circus?
He said he goes, they had to put a 10 over me.
It was like a circus out in right field.
Put a 10 over it.
Bro, it looks like he got shot by American sniper.
He was going for a ball.
Going back on it.
And he got hit right as the ball got to him.
Yeah.
Bladed grass got me and just it was bad.
I tried to, you know, I pulled my hamstring.
I'm trying to pick up a ground ball.
I can't even get down to pick.
I ground into a double play.
I went one for two, by the way.
Thank you very much.
I was going to ask.
So now, O for three last week.
Do they count it when you get on with an error?
No.
And so it's O for three.
Yes.
So it was O for three last week.
One for two this week.
I think it was five for six the first week.
And so you lost, it was 24 to 1.
You lost making a like this math.
So you at least scored one run.
Let's just double check.
That's not a home run, right?
You didn't, that one run didn't come from your home run.
I didn't hit a home run.
But these guys, they were like, honestly,
I'm kind of wondering if there's like a rapid test.
You know, they have rapid tests for COVID.
They need to come out with rapid tests for steroids because these guys.
They had nine home runs.
It was like Balco out there.
I think they had nine home run.
Yeah, dude.
And they were nice about it.
And I'm all right with it.
Bro. Like I'm kind of sitting here being like, good for them.
The guy in the fucking blue shirt, he hit two dongs, got on first base.
I gimped over. I was talking to my kids.
I walked back out on first base. He's like, hey, our kids are in school together.
I'm like, bro, way too nice to be kicking out.
Way too nice.
Bombs, dude. The guys drop bombs.
And then the guys are hitting dongs and the kids are like, yay.
And I'm like, no.
No, no, no, no.
It was a tent.
It was ugly, dude.
It was a tent over that circus, man.
It was bad.
The whole game.
Everybody.
The whole game.
But I think we're going to come back.
We're going to put this one.
I don't know if I'm going to come back.
Honestly, I think I need like my blood spun.
Here's the crazy thing.
When I played in the NFL, I never pulled my hamstring all the way.
Like, you know, I definitely strained it at times, but this was like a pull.
It hurts right now.
I thought I never pulled my hamstring because I wasn't fast.
That obviously is not the case, you know, like, because I've gotten slower and I managed to pull
my hamstring. I don't know if I'm going to be back next week. I just wanted to break that news myself
off the top. What are you putting yourself right? Are you like you're questionable? Yeah. There's a cue
next to my name. Yeah. Yeah. Red letters. But yeah, you were just there. I was just there back.
Anything you suggest for rehab? Um, can always do the mini cobras, dude. That was, I was,
show them, what is the mini cobra? Yeah, it's just a bunch of like core work. You know the mini cobra?
Yeah. Kingston knows the mini cobra. Okay.
I'll get on the mini-cobras, and we'll be back next week stronger than ever.
Stronger than ever.
Plus, we didn't have Tom with us tonight.
Missing Tom Hur.
I don't know if we'd make up 23 runs.
I was going to ask how Tom's been doing since.
He's been matching the ball.
He's our best player.
He's, I think he's our best player.
Yeah.
But, you know.
I think he could bring in half the Yankees against these guys,
and maybe we'll be a lost.
Makin never comes to the games.
Didn't he say our team?
Yeah.
You've heard him on the pod saying that?
Yeah, you can't say that.
Okay.
I listen to you guys.
I want to hear, you know, he's supported.
It's not art.
He should play.
I love to have him out there.
Love to have him out there.
Makin, open invite.
Yeah, come out anytime.
Open invite.
He can't wear those mid-length white tennis socks, though.
Do you think he wear khakis out there?
No, he would wear mess shorts, mid-length white tennis socks, and white tennis shoes.
Tennis shoes.
He would look like a tennis player.
Yeah, we're just softball.
All right.
Softball, I don't know our record, but 24-2.
one was bad. Everybody's dying every day, but my body seems like it's outpacing the rest of,
you know, like... It's called Middle Edge. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, we're dying, dude. Shoulder one
week, hamstring the next. I'm probably going to have to get my prostate check soon. Have you been in yet?
It's uncomfortable. Yeah. But I mean, what is the... You got to do it, though. What is like, what is the process
when you walk in? Are you talking about like... Yeah, where they put the... Yeah, you, I mean, I had about a
seven-year-old guy do it to me.
Was he gentle?
You got to bend over?
Yeah.
I wish they would just let you like sit on a chair with a hole in the bottom.
Like that is how I would prefer to get my prostate check.
I don't want to bend over.
It's not like bend over and grab your your ankles.
Okay.
I mean, it's just give me a little room.
How quick is it?
How quick is it?
Oh, quick.
Did you get a boner?
No.
You know some guys like that?
It was the, there was no movement.
So it's like give me is it
I got a double banger
Boom what?
Yeah
Yeah
I didn't know
You know what I've never talked about that
It's good time to do it
Yeah this is
So so so do they just yeah
Do they just go
Do they just go
It boom
It's a poke and it's out
Boom you're in boom
Boom bang bang bang boom
You're out
Bada bang bada bada bong
Bada bonging bonged
You know what I mean
Just boom
And then you're like oh
Okay
Is you like
Everything in there feels pretty good.
You know, it was a couple.
Now, I'm 43.
I'm 43, so you're supposed to get this at 4.
You look great, by the way.
You look great, by the way.
I'm not going to ask you to bend over,
but you look great.
I needed that after that.
No, fuck.
Look great in right field,
but walking around, you look.
I still looked all right off there.
But yeah, just, but tell me this.
What?
Is he like, does he warn you?
You're going to feel a little.
I think no news is good news in that situation.
No, but before he goes in.
I just, I mean, he puts the glove on,
and, I mean, the lube that they put on.
It's just so heavy.
You don't even feel it.
It's like petroleum.
I mean, it's beyond.
Yeah, okay.
Reed, see what you got to look forward to?
Well, I was going to say, have we seen couples retreat?
Have you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you saying boom over and over again.
It's exactly like the guy.
The yoga guy.
It's one of my favorite guys ever.
That guy is incredible.
Yeah.
I got Bo Allen tonight.
Let's pass the torch to Bo Allen.
And we're going to talk a lot of football.
We've got Broncos.
We've got C.
Hawks. We've got a ton of news around the league and some deep dive film stuff for you film nerds.
It's really going to wet your whistle. Stick around, Bo Allen. All right. And one more thing,
you know, so you guys are ready for it. We're going to drop two pieces of content tomorrow,
double drop Wednesday. We've got this Ken Golden interview that we've been sitting on for a
couple weeks. It's over an hour long. It was a lot of fun. I feel it was about an hour long,
right, Reed? It's 50 minutes. You know who Ken Golden is?
No.
Kev.
So you like baseball cards, right?
Love baseball.
Okay, this guy sells cards for like $7 million, too.
Oh, he's the guy.
He's the guy.
He's the king of cards.
Yeah, he's an auction guy.
He's the auction guy.
Golden auctions.
Golden auctions.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, he's got some incredible, incredible memorabilia.
And the stories are amazing.
And like, honestly, read, I'm not going to lie, when Kingston suggested Ken
Ken Golden, me not being a trading card guy.
I was like, I don't know.
Are people going to be into that?
And by 30 minutes in the interview, I wanted to keep him for two hours.
I mean the stories and kind of you know the figures you're going to hear the numbers
you know kind of the background on you know onus Wagner card and like where they find this
stuff the condition that some of these cards are in some of the lost memorabilia some of the
does this really exist I mean this guy's amazing so check that out as well we've got some film
right here we're looking at the golden auction that spans over generations a beautiful
website too wow look at that so anyways I I
I'm actually going to start trading some fucking cards and buying some cards and opening some packs on here because of Ken Golden.
Y'all check that interview out.
We're going to do this a lot of Wednesdays.
We're going to have some nice long-form interviews.
And we don't want you staring at two, two and a half hour pod like you do most other days.
We want to give you a break.
So check us out, Bo Allen and myself breaking down some cold, hard film.
And if you still got some gas left in the tank midweek, Ken Golden.
Later this afternoon, that's going to be out.
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Welcome to the pod, Bo.
Chris, thank you for having me.
I appreciate it.
I'm really excited to see your face.
Bo's going to be joining us every Wednesday this football season.
We're going to be breaking down a lot of tape.
You know, you don't get that trench talk on network TV.
I'm excited to have Bo on.
Excited to have him being part of the family.
Bo, I just got done talking about softball on here.
I want to tell you how my game went.
I pulled my hamstring.
Bro.
Hey, Chris, you know, get on the bike.
Nah, dude.
Get on the hot dog.
Get on the bike.
Yeah, I don't think this is one of it's a stem.
You're going to be all right, buddy.
This is not one of those, dude.
The kids came to the game.
And, you know, I wanted to teach him a lesson about hustling a foul ball down the line.
So I hustled to the ball and the thing kind of pulled, pulled.
It wasn't like one of those things where I need to be load managed.
You always need to be load managed.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
And this is the full circle here because we did want to talk about Derek Barnett in a second.
And I'm not making light of Derek Barnett.
We love Derek Barnett.
Derek Barnett towards ACL, we're super bummed about that.
But people were adding me all day.
Like, you're ready to come back out of retirement, Chris?
You up?
They're getting those you up kind of mentions.
And I'm like chuckling at my phone.
I'm like, well, they had their chance like when I was actually still in shape.
But this pretty much cements it.
And in my head a little bit, like when you read those, you're like, maybe I could.
And then I go out and play softball and fucking explode my hamstring.
So to anybody who's wondering, that's where I am.
am okay we'll talk about Derek Barnett I'm bummed for this kid I just want anybody who
who knows who that is maybe you're a Philly fan maybe you're a Tennessee fan maybe you
and by Tennessee I mean the volunteers where he came from and I think you broke Reggie
White's record there the reputation on Derek Barnett is you know he's a first round
pick there's some disappointment there because of some of the numbers depending on
who you ask me and Boe are huge fans of the guy and and even the player man like he plays hard
He sets a tone.
The one problem that he's had has been durability.
I mean, some people have complained about, especially in Philly, if you watch all the games, he plays on the fucking edge.
So sometimes he's gotten dumb penalties.
Having said that, we love Derek Barnett.
He was fun to play with.
And I just, I'm pulling for him.
It's going to be tough, man.
If you're going to tear your ACL, weak ones the time to do it.
That's a good point, actually.
Silver linings.
I mean, it is fucking shitty.
Man, there's no other way to put it.
And people, it really bothers me when people say players have durability issues
because every single fucking player in the NFL has durability issues.
You play long enough, like you're going to get fucked up.
That's the nature of the game.
But DB is a really consistent, has been a really good player for, you know, the Eagles.
And obviously, we're a little bit biased, Chris, but I got to feel for them.
It's fucking hard.
It's just going to fuck up the D-line rotation a little bit for the Eagles.
And, you know, a little bit of a morale.
you know that's why i was being that's why i was in week one yeah that's why i was getting the u-up
uh mentions but but speedy recovery to our guy Derek barnett who uh who we are definitely big
fans of Seattle Denver okay like right off the top man like that game was wild I'm just
going to tell you how I feel about it though um yeah well first off let's start with the booze do you
think the booze how do we feel about boo gate up there because I don't fucking get it I don't know
I mean, I
What do you?
You tell me how to feel.
I don't know.
At one hand,
it's like,
am I even surprised?
Not really.
Okay.
You know?
Yeah.
Well,
I was surprised.
I didn't know they had it in them.
Like,
I know because I played there once a year,
that that's an extremely loud place to play.
And I know they're kind of fucking crazy.
They have that kind of like,
they have that.
It's like booing big,
big dick Nick at the link or something.
Well,
even,
even more perplexing because the guy was there for a decade.
and was like, you know, he was a big part of the community and all that stuff.
And hey, listen, I know they shopped him a little bit, but the guy wanted out.
So I get it if some people are a little sour about it.
It wasn't like he was in street clothes, like going to fucking wave the 12s flag up there.
If they boot him up there, there's a huge problem.
I saw a lot of people, you know, there's like your timeline calibrated reaction to something,
and then there's your true feelings, which usually are kind of the same for me,
but sometimes I'll read the room
because I don't want to offend anybody about, you know, Russell Wilson.
You don't want to offend anybody, huh, Chris?
I don't want to argue on Monday night.
I'm trying to watch the game.
So I'm looking at my timeline and people are just taken aback
like you would have thought they kicked a baby in Seattle.
But the way I felt about it was kind of, I was agnostic.
I was just kind of down the middle.
I was like, yeah, it kind of sucks.
It's probably a code break.
I mean, the guy gave you a lot.
but it's a football game and ultimately
although it's kind of unprecedented me and reed we're talking about was there ever a guy
that came back to town and trotted out of the the tunnel like that this is a long
awaited return like the whole offseason we're scheduling this game they led with this game
you know i just don't think people saw it coming i didn't have it on my bingo card but it didn't
make me mad for some reason it didn't make me i kind of liked it i kind of liked it yeah it's some fun
but I mean
I love
I play with Russell in Wisconsin
I love him he's a great guy
he's an easy guy to boo I think
you know
he's probably the best guy in the world
about it well like oh
Seattle like 12 you know
I don't know well he probably
expected cheers and he was
he ran out of the tunnel
dapping up Kevin Bacon
and Hollow Man both sides
and was listening to probably
Tony Robbins on the Bluetooth
and and then he hears the booze
and it's probably just fucks up his whole vibe
and the reason I'm not
as mad at Seattle as maybe some people as a fan base.
Now this is their deal with the devil they had to make
because you risked your relationship with that player
as a fan base for one win in September
because make no mistake about it,
part of the reason he won that game was those booze.
Russell was rattled.
He was off.
He was off from the beginning.
The very first ball he threw in the flats was high
and they were on his head the rest of the game.
I told you, you know,
I was talking about the last night on Fridge Talk.
I don't know if you know about fridge talk, but some of my followers probably do.
I'm doing these videos in the fridge.
I don't own a ring,
camp, you know, a ring light like a lot of these podcasts,
these industry folks do.
I just stand in front of the fridge because the light is great there.
And I just wanted to brand the segment.
So I usually on an edible right after the Monday night football,
I just pop over to the fridge.
Last night I pop into the fridge and I put my laptop inside the fridge
because I got a note or two there.
And I rest my wing on the fridge.
the fridge because you know softball i'm tired uh and there's fucking white wine everywhere there's
napa chardonnay like there's an inch of napa chardonnay like the playing surface is bad i leave for
two days and it smells like a bachelorette party in the in the refrigerator so meg not being
very work zone dude this is my workspace respect the workspace yeah i need more buy-in from upstairs
i need more buy-in from from the front office um meg we can monetize this segment anyways what
I said in the fridge talk was just that he was off and he he was missing early and he threw a
pick that should have been a pick in the end zone to digs he just dropped the ball he hit jamal adams so
fucking hard in the face with that ball i saw that yeah jamaal adams didn't see it no
holy shit beau i thought i thought they were going to come down and check him out like i thought
the people upstairs were going to do like are you good yeah so like he so russ was
rattled, man. And that offense was
rattled. The noise was, was, was, was,
you've played up there. It's crazy.
I mean, that's a great. It's a fun place to play
even as an opposing. It's just, it's interesting.
Whenever you play, you know, in a,
in a stadium that as an away
team, especially as a quarterback that you,
that was like your home atmosphere for so
long, like it's kind of like, oh shit, like this
is how the other half lives, but it's even
magnified in Seattle just
because of how loud that stadium is.
It's like engineered to be loud. And there's
people talk about, you know, there's only a
couple stadiums in the NFL that really have that effect. I mean, Arrowhead is one of them, too,
that comes to mind. But I mean, it's interesting to see Russell rattled like that because he's
usually a pretty, you know, pretty straight, straight edge guy. But, yeah, I mean, there's,
there's a lot of interesting things about that game, man. I thought Seattle's O-line played really well,
or like a lot better than I was expecting, too, because it's a pretty young group. I work out here
with J.R. Sweezy, who was a long time. Seahawk. We used to bang in the trenches, man. Yeah, he's
He's a meathead trench talk, baby.
He's a meathead.
And so we were talking about that game a little bit.
He was kind of gassing up the Seahawks O' line, which I was surprised about because he's
usually pretty, you know, a base of his compliments.
From one hater to another.
Yeah, you guys are like the haters ball there.
We're like the old heads that like get in and are like working out just bitching about young
football players.
Yeah, well, Charles Cross is a is a real good player.
I just want to hone in on that because that guy, that guy has been good all pre-seeing.
I thought he was good a lot of last night.
He gave up two sacks, but the sacks weren't on him.
They're good top-down rushes by Chubb, who I love.
I love Bradford and he's a hell of a challenge for week one because he's so physical.
But those rushes, Gino's drift into 11 and to 9, so much so that Pete Carroll even mentioned that.
And he wasn't throwing Gino under the bus, but he, you know, he said like, hey, listen, I'm protecting my left tackle here.
He's still pretty fucking good.
I mean, he gave up two sacks to a real good player on ball.
that probably should be out or Gino should be climbing the pocket.
The right tackle, Abraham Lucas gave up two pressures.
He played well.
Yeah.
Also a rookie.
Yeah.
So overall, man, good night for Seattle.
I mean, like.
Yeah.
And I want to talk about Seattle's defensive line for a second, too.
I mean, forcing two fumbles in the end zone is huge.
I mean, that's points off the board.
And Al Woods has been around for a long time.
Like, that's a big motherfucker.
Yeah.
When he was putting in.
guys, yeah.
Yeah, and then Shelby Harris, that's a Wisconsin guy,
had a really good game.
So he was part of that Russell Wilson trade,
and he had some fun little commentary after the game.
I love that.
I love that.
And I said about that.
Yeah, that's kind of fun.
He played fucking good, too.
Like, I think he had a big TFL and maybe like one of those four fumbles.
Like, I got to look it up.
But two fumbles in the red zone is brutal for Denver.
Like, brutal.
Well, it's brutal.
The fumbles, the turnovers, and you said Al Woods played really well.
Nwosu was disruptive.
I love what they added in that dude.
He looks good in number 10.
By the way,
Waylon picked his soccer number this morning and it's a big deal
because, like, you know how it is.
A kid picks their first number.
They kind of stick with him.
He picked number 10.
Forever.
Yeah, and Cowboy, who wore number 10 in soccer.
Messy and Pele.
Yeah, so my kid's going to fucking pay for all my medical bills
when I'm older.
Those hamstrings.
Yeah, dude.
So anyways, Nwosu was good.
You know, I love the Taylor kid from Tennessee, the edge rusher.
Late in the game, that kid looked like Frank Clark running off that football.
You know, it's so loud up there.
Cliff Averill made a living, jumping that snap, man.
And they've got an exciting group.
On defense, the corners played pretty well.
The young corners, all things considered, played pretty well.
And they're willing to tackle.
There was some fucking hitting going on down on that field.
The hate was in the air, man.
And this is the main thing is, like, Pete Carroll acknowledged it after the game.
game, you know, when they asked him in so many words, why it was so heated and Pete Carroll,
you know, I'm paraphrasing, was like, well, I'll ask the guys about it. You know, like,
I don't think that Russell is terribly well-liked there. I'll just say that. I'm not saying
every guy dislikes Russell. He's a bad guy, but there are bad feelings about the way it went
down at the end. Then the fans let him have it. And you could tell it was a little bit personal.
There was no like, hey, playing him off with an ovation at the end. There was not a big
group hug at the end.
I think it was just Russ leaving
in a bad way because it didn't
go the way he probably envisioned it.
You know, he's a big visualizer.
He's got to be one of those visualizer guys.
I used to lay in my hotel and be like,
let me do a visualization.
And then I'd think about like porn or something.
You know, like, I just,
that's the truest fucking thing you've ever said, man.
Yeah, you're just like, you're laying in bed and you're like,
I'm going to get three checks.
You know, I heard on, you know,
I heard David Goggins saying you just visualize things.
and I just laid, obviously David Goggins didn't say that, but I'm just saying, you know these guys and they're motivational speakers, and I'm like, if I could just visualize it, I could do it. It never worked that way. But Russ visualized the game that went way differently, and I don't want to bury the lead here. Nathaniel Hackett had a big hand in this thing. Like, I don't care if you're on the road, you know, and it's super loud. Like, your guys got to be ready for that, number one. You know, false starts, hurt them early. They heard them late. If they don't fall start on, I think it was second down in the red zone, they're not kicking a field goal.
And then it's like, good luck, Gino Smith.
Like, you've been great.
Now go lead a game-winning drive, okay?
And I don't know that was going to happen.
I was on the under, and I was on Seattle.
And I bet Seattle, as soon as Seattle booed Russell Wilson,
because I knew it would get in his head.
But Nathaniel Hackett is probably the lead here
because it's his first head coaching big decision.
Not to mention the play calling wasn't great in the red zone.
You got Giovante Williams.
He's one of the best players.
He's probably maybe your best player on offense
outside of the quarterback, depending on who you ask.
I don't know, Cowboy, you're the Broncos fan.
I'd say so.
I mean, the wide receiver group is really, really strong.
But you saw him in the running game and in the passing game.
Third down, he bailed him out a couple times.
Exactly.
I do want to shout out that linebacker for the Seahawks who made that play on the screen
pass late in the game on that last drive.
Because if it's not for that play, I think they get the first down eventually.
and he affected down in distance.
That was big.
But Williams was big.
A lot of yardage that he got back on third down.
He bailed him out a few times.
And he was dropped in coverage a couple times.
But Nathaniel Hackett,
deciding to let McManus boot that ball from the fish market was like,
man, it was a 64-yard field goal.
Sure, at mile high, the air is a little thinner.
But you might want to take into account that, you know,
this guy's one of eight north of 60 yards.
So what you're saying out loud is that you're saying out loud is that
your quarterback who you just basically married,
like you guys are married now for as long as you're going to be in Denver.
Okay.
This is the honeymoon.
It was like the couple of White Lotus is how that honeymoon went.
Yeah, right?
Because it's fourth and five,
and you're telling me that Russell Wilson has less than a one and eight chance
of converting on fourth and five.
I said it today.
If Drew Locke was my quarterback,
I would have trotted him out there to make that conversion,
let alone a Hall of Famer who wasn't playing well,
But I would have, just don't trust kickers, man, when you don't have to.
And I don't know.
He'll learn, man.
And I thought today was very accountable.
Nathaniel Hackett was.
You got to be proud of that in your head coach.
Are you going to like Nathaniel?
How do you feel as a fan, Reid?
Are you like, fuck, here we go with this guy?
Or you like, you?
At first, right after the game, it was like, oh, here we go again.
Like, this is going to happen week in, week out.
This is going to be a tough time.
But we responded well to the, in the second half, the Broncos only allowed 34,
yards. And Russell Wilson became only the second quarterback to win 100 plus games with the franchise
and then lose his first meeting against the franchise in the Super Bowl era. The other quarterback to do so
guessed. It wasn't Tom Brady. It's Peyton, right? It's Peyton. Is it Peyton? Yeah, because they
lost when he went back to Denton or to the Colts? What, when was that? Oh, that was that prime
time game. It was super high scoring. Yeah. Andrew Luck beat him. Yep. I remember. I
remember that. I remember watching that in St. Louis after one of my. That's a great trivia question,
Cowboy. So as we move on, I want to say this. I didn't pick the Broncos to go to the playoffs.
I'm not taking a victory lap, but did it color me shock? They went on the road to Seattle where it's
ungodly loud and didn't play well. They're not as good as people think. They need time to grow.
And Seattle's probably, Gino Smith allows them to play with a high floor. And there's some young,
exciting players on defense. So maybe they're better than we thought. Gino was a lot better than
than we thought going in. I mean, in the offseason, it was Gino versus Drew Locke, and it was basically
the reporting was that both quarterbacks were actively trying not to win the job, but the first
half of 17 of 18 for 164 and two touchdowns. He, uh, he finished. Might be a sell high thing here.
Yeah, yeah, I finished with a, with a decent looking stat line. He didn't do much in the second half,
but the fact that he was making those plays in the first was and they were able to jump out to
such a lead was really impressive bro he threw the ball across his body like he was fucking
brett farv after he had a couple of collisions he was like speaking of bret farv uh google that um anyways
uh segue out of monday night football um that's actually not that fucking funny
i'm laughing but it's not that funny it's just so bad it's
funny. All right. Cell phone. I have 571 unread text, Bo, real quick. I wanted to ask you,
is that like... That's too many. Okay. Yeah, that's stress. If you show me that, that's pure stress.
Just trying to steer us out of Brett Farms stealing welfare money to pay for volleyball.
Asshole the wish. That state loves Title IX, huh?
Okay.
Anyways,
Chip blocks.
That came up this week, man.
I remember I got chip so fucking hard by Eddie Lacey in preseason.
I was mad at him for like six months.
I think, you know,
I think I saw him at a nightclub a year later and was like,
hey, man,
you chipped the fuck out of me last year.
What was that about?
You were walking by him to the bar and you gave him a fucking shoulder?
No,
because it's fucking payback.
The way I feel about it is all,
all is fair and love and war.
but Micah Parsons kind of does have a point, you know, like this guy gets home and you should really
be celebrating the fact that he's like an alien out there. He's the most unblockable guy that you
might see on a Sunday. He played a really good game. He played really well. And he rushed really well.
And then he immediately took a tough loss and he immediately took to Twitter. And that was one of the
funniest exchanges I've ever seen, dude. We live in an era. I feel like Twitter has evolved.
Like maybe, I don't know, man. It seems like a new.
thing. We're like, guys are kind of actively talking shit to each other. We're watching it
unfold live on social media after games. And it's a fucking real treat, man. It is fun. I saw
that and I was like, this, is this a, like a joke? And then people were chiming in. I mean,
I can't get enough. And a little bit like the WWE. It's this league, bro. It's major this
league energy from the NFL. It's all because, because PFF was gassing a chip block. Like,
that's it. I mean, I think Micah Parsons,
it's coming from a place
to like don't miseducate these people
it's not a pancake
don't use pancake emojis on the fucking play
it's not a matchup that Leonard
four net won it's a
they're taking a shot at the best player
on the field and they caught him when he wasn't
looking and you know like
I get that he's kind of pissed about that
I would be too he got smack and it sucks
and then the worst part is like
listen if you have PFF
you're already upset about that
you know what I mean like I'm sure he fucking probably
graded out great if he played really well
Oh, no, I'm sure PFF gave him like a 73.
You know?
Anyway, so Von Miller chimes.
And in Von Miller's like, yo, they should take that out of the game.
And at first I'm like, all right, we're getting a little carried away here because, you know, I was mad at fucking Eddie Lacey, but I didn't write my senator.
Now, I totally get it, though, the more I thought about it because what other play in football are you able to launch into somebody's head and neck area?
And it actually gets celebrated out in the open.
Are they going to find Leonard Fournette?
No, they're not because he's an offensive play.
And my question is, I watched football all weekend, okay?
I saw them protect Baker Mayfield in the end zone.
A guy landed on Baker Mayfield in Carolina, flag.
I saw Brian Burns engaged in the same game.
Brian Burns engaged with Jeddrick Wills and taps Jacoby Brissette in the helmet.
Jacoby Brissette wasn't supposed to take snaps this year.
That's my guy.
But who are we protecting here?
How much money is Micah Parsons worth to the fucking league?
He's the best player on the team in your biggest market.
that's dying right now from a football standpoint and you can't protect this guy you can't
protect them some of the most expensive guys on the field follow the money okay i understand
protect the quarterback's but protect the fucking edge rushers too so you know like and i know
and i know jeff schwartz my guy was like whoa you know ends run in and and crash into the
they run in and crash into the guard on ets and first tackle second stunts and that's true sometimes
we'll do pick stunts to pick off the guard and you're on the same
level it's not the same a right back you'll the full head of steam
winding you up and you're not even like you're looking at the man that you're rushing you're not
like you can kind of see that flash i mean well you're actually you kind of won me over on this
dude because i was completely on the other page when we started this conversation and you're
your my thing is if we're if we're litigating football the way we do litigate football we should
i'm with von miller dude i am fucking with you von at first i was like all right well you know
Let's not get greedy because I've gotten the fuck chipped out of me.
But there's no other playing football that we allow people to tee off on defenseless players, engage defenseless players,
not to mention some of those valuable people on the field to the league and to their teams.
So to Von Miller, I say, you're a thinking, man.
I'm a simpleton.
That take, Chris.
Yeah, it's a good take.
I feel good about that take.
That was thoughtful.
I like that.
You won me over.
I was about to argue the other way.
Well, don't do it because you might look, you know,
like that elf at midfield in Cleveland.
Yeah, brownie.
We need to cut that noise up and like playing every time.
So it says something.
We used to say that so much in football buildings
when somebody's complaining about something or just,
oh, that's the noise they make.
That's like a noise that like a bully will make.
funny like you're getting to argue at your complaint
about so that that shuts people down fast
just make that noise yeah that's the brownie noise
well that elf man it's got major take my strong hand
energy and I asked Reed to look up where it came from
it came from northern England back in the day there was a
fable of sorts the people in northern England the blocs up there
thought that there was this little elf creature that came in
in the middle of night and did all the chores so when you woke up
your house was all tidy and shit
I need one of those fuck
Yeah dude that's better than a Roomba
Honestly
You're killing me tonight man
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Yeah, you were talking about there was a, there was one that you were floating.
So this is one I was floating.
Last time I was in the pot, I was talking about beef cake of the week.
And I think I was talking about Jvonne Kinloff from the 49ers who was walking off the field.
looking like a goddamn Urachai from Lord of the Rings,
yoked out of his mind.
Urachai.
Yeah,
that's,
anyway,
so yeah,
beefcake of the week.
There's like Lord of the Rings porn get you off.
We'll talk about it later.
Because you seem like one of those guys that,
you know,
like we'll go to a magic,
the gathering.
I don't know if you're familiar with Rings of Power,
the new show on Amazon Prime.
It's in the Lord of the Rings,
you know,
been getting a lot of... Listen, you've got to keep me on topic, but anyway,
Galadriel could really get me off. It's kind of where I was leading with that.
Moving on.
Beefcake of the week, yeah. So it's like kind of just like a stud guy that looks really good in
uniform, looks good out there, looks good, and maybe a sick pregame outfit. Anyway,
can I call it the drip king of the week. You can call it the beefcake of the week, but I think
it's, you're talking about Javon Kinlaw. This guy looks like he could slam me through a pool table.
But like, but when I...
It's a broad term, man.
Yeah, okay. Beefcake.
of the week. I sent you
Billy Turner's picture last night
on the sideline
on Monday night. This guy had just
sauce, bro. This guy had sauce.
Like, I've never seen him out of his helmet.
And I was like, this guy's got so much
sauce. He had the shades.
He had the beads. He had the
perfect
flat brim hat.
You know, this guy was like, sometimes when guys
go out like me, when they're hurt,
like they don't give a fuck.
Yeah, issue gear.
like whatever they put your locker in a dip in my socks like you know maybe a hoodie over a t-shirt
i'll give you that but billy turner was was on fire on the on the sideline here's a fun fact about
billy turner he is from minnesota i went out with him in minneapolis and northly the summer we did
some drink and we're at the smack shack if you guys are familiar and uh he had a cane it was
fucking sick but it's like you know how yeah you know how like some people have a cane and you're like
man this guy's like wearing a costume right now like he had a cane like it was it wasn't
Billy Turner's a cane guy.
It was sick, dude.
He looked so cool that I was fucked up sitting on the bar.
So I was like, I could pull off a cane, right?
No, you couldn't.
No.
Bro, this is big news.
Like, we need to call Madden and give him like, he, Madden needs to, uh, the, the fucking, his
rating.
New category.
Drip.
Drip.
His drip rating is like a 98.
If your drip, if your drip ratings above a 90, you can get like personalized, uh, swag.
You get swag in the game.
You know, in Tecmo Bowl, when cats were like, when they were hurt, they'd show them on the gurney going to the hospital or catching roses.
You get a graphic of Billy Turner walking out of that stadium with a cane.
Okay, he's a drip king.
I like that.
I'm also fishing for asshole of the week.
So, you know, for people at home, you know, if you're following along, send us asshole of the week nominations.
Got a good one.
Yeah, Queen Elizabeth.
asshole of the week.
Yikes.
Should it go steal the spotlight
from opening weekend and football.
Wow.
I fucked up.
Okay.
Oh my goodness.
I wasn't sure how you'd react to that one.
There was a guy in my group text
that left the group text
because people were making light of the situation.
He's such a fan of the monarchy
and it's not Macon.
Macon's not in the group text because he doesn't like group text.
The fantasy football group text
was going off this Sunday.
like guys just having fun
and he goes can you guys shut the fuck up
out of the blue that's my car
ish no
oh making said that on Sunday
yeah they're in a fantasy football group text but I'm in a whole
another group text shout out to stick to sports
and you know like we have a code so I'm not
going to say who it was or
but somebody left over the queen
you know we were making too much
light of the queen so
he's probably not a big fan of you anymore
Beau yeah well
smell you later man okay observation
here. I mean, this is like, guys,
there's a lot of football. My
job,
as an analyst of sorts,
is through the week to catch up
on all the games in all
22. Like, we watch the games on Sunday,
but it's hard. I mean, like, you're watching all the
games at once. I want to dig deeper. I want
to talk about matchups. I want to talk
about what we saw in some of the games that didn't get as much
attention. Like, I barely talked about
Brown's Panthers on
Monday morning.
For good reason, I guess, when I was popping back through
the film, but that's an example of a game that I got to dive into this week. Bo, what did you see
on film this week? The Eagles came up as well. I mean, people are making people were talking.
Well, it's interesting. So I, you know, freshly retired. People are always asking me like,
oh, who do you cheer for? Like, what do you, what do you like to watch? Well, first of I like to watch
football. So I like to watch good matchups. I was posted up on my couch on Saturday, watching fucking
college football all day. And then obviously Sunday as well, I was fucking on stream east.
trying to bootleg games like the rest of you guys.
One of us.
Yeah.
What I'm trying to say is I like to watch, you know, my boys that are still playing,
my friends that I played with.
Sick brag.
You got friends.
Yeah, I got friends, my guy.
You should try against him sometime.
So, I mean, I watched a ton of different shit.
So what I was viewing for my observation deck, one thing that I want to talk about a little
bit is a lot of guys out there with multi-sack games, Chris,
and how fucking nice it is to start off the season.
Like everyone always like a fucking phrase that is so used, you know,
around, um,
the NFL is sacks,
but sacks come in bunches.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're playing with house money.
So if you can start the season off on a fucking high note and like have a multi-sac game
for the opener,
it's an unbelievable feeling.
You feel invincible.
So like Calillo Mack had three.
Alex Highsmith had three.
A bunch of dudes had two.
Bond Miller.
Everyone saw that on Thursday against his former team.
Yeah.
Uh,
Chub had a couple.
Devon Whitehead too
against the Cowboys. It's a drug.
It feels like a drug. When you
when your job and you're
so under the gun to perform
and actually that
one stat. How good do you feel
going in a week too, man? You have three
fucking sacks. Like that's
I wish there was a guy in an alley
that I could walk up to in a dark alley
and be like, give me a sack.
Not like a sack of not like a sack of
drugs or like a
guy in a dark alley said,
Give me a sack.
I'm looking for the feeling you get when you get a sack.
You know, like on third down at home, it's deafening.
And the adrenaline rush, but also the relief, you know?
The relief just, it's like a warm blanket that gives you supreme confidence.
It's like Adderall is how people describe Adderall, but if Adderall was also relaxing,
the confidence it gives you.
Yeah, so that's one of my observations.
I have a bunch of other random stuff.
I mean, don't let me get going.
The Giants,
Juan Barkley,
164 yards.
Yeah,
I mean,
great play on that shovel pass,
that catch.
Like,
they had 238 yards rushing total.
Like,
they kind of gave the Titans,
like,
a little bit of their own medicine,
you know?
I had a bunch of stuff about the Broncos
and the,
um,
you know,
Seahawks,
but we pretty much beat that dead horse.
What did you say?
Oh,
I can't say that anymore.
Leave it in there.
I want the equestering community to hate Bo.
All right.
What did you see?
the Steelers game both oh yeah
the Steelers game so um
I thought the Steelers defense was pretty impressive
uh seven sacks four interception
handle uh I think two force
fumbles cam Hayward's a guy
that I've always really really liked I mean
I think he's got to be
33 13 years yeah 33
I mean but he's like a physical
player too and I don't know if he gets enough love for that
like I saw him just fucking
abusing that rookie uh left guard
and then I mean it was just fun to watch him
So I want to give him the Mandog Award of the Week for just being like physical,
fucking good player.
I don't know if I mean, I know he's a pretty celebrated guy, but.
No, you know, I think what hurts him and nothing hurts him because I think most football fans
know he's one of the premier players we have in this game.
And it's been like wildly consistent.
But Cam Hayward is, he's a throwback interior guy.
Like, you know, he's not this twitchy.
Well, he is twitchy, but he's not this like one.
gap guy. He's not super sexy. I mean, in a way, but it's, I mean, he played fucking good, man.
CJW, obviously, it's a lot of love on that defense and, uh, you know, unfortunate injury news
with maybe a little bit of silver lining. I thought I saw some today that you might be back.
Yeah, he might be back. That's a big deal. And Highsmith played really well. You know, we were talking
about that. So yeah, the Steelers, they're going to get the, the Pats this, this weekend. And
that's a game I'm really interested in the Steelers. And I damn near bet that overwin total.
talked about it. I didn't bet it.
Silly me, they might start
2 and O. I think they probably start 2 and O.
But yeah, no,
the Steelers had a big win.
I wanted to talk about Browns Panthers
because it was interesting. It was one of those games. It kind of gets
lost, but the storylines there were
obviously huge. It was just we were busy doing
other shit.
Baker Mayfield,
that first half, the offense, was
just atrocious.
I mean,
bottom line, it came down to it. I don't know if you saw that.
reference the hit earlier, the Brian Burns Ruffing. But they basically won that game,
and I have no idea how they won that game. I'll tell you how they won that game. The Browns
blew a couple coverages. I mean, that was kind of where they had most of their production in
the past game. And the thing that struck me about that was Ben McAdoo. You know he's a
quick game guy. But early in the game, they took zero chances. And I don't know if they were picking up
on this in the booth but miles garrett uh is the reason the ball was out fast and the play clock
was sped up so heavily uh for for the panthers they got this left tackle iki aquano um who's been
a little bit under the crosshairs it's early he's he's a rookie tackle but his first challenge is
miles garrett and when i tell you and beau you know how this is we talk about getting the rhythm we
talk about like playing with house money getting a sack early it too it's really hard the first
game to get in a rhythm it's even harder when the ball's out quick it's even harder when you never
get a one-on-one i mean they did everything they could chips uh you know um condensed splits you know
where they kind of put a tight end right outside the edge guy and just look at him just so he thinks like
maybe he's going to chip me, maybe he's not, which is terrible.
And it just kind of changes your rush path.
And he's so wide that you can't be outside him.
And like you said, the rush path changes.
So you got to tighten up in and split between the tackle and that split down tight end or wide out.
They were throwing bunches at them.
So what's so impressive about that is knowing from experience how hard it is when you finally get your one-on-one and you never know when it's going to come.
You know, like the feeling of rushing, thinking.
and then all of a sudden it's time not to think at all.
Miles, the first second he gets a one-on-one,
just, you know, ghost techniques, this cat.
I mean, it's a 300-pound guy, 6'5-5.
I mean, he's not 300 pounds,
but he looks it on the field.
Ghost-technicking, a rookie tackle.
If you're icky Aquana, you're like,
what the fuck have I gotten myself into?
I've never seen anything like this.
He had two sacks in a row in the second half.
So, I mean, go back and watch that if you want to see what the most impressive base defensive end with a traditional body type looks like in the NFL.
There's other guys like Micah Parsons is a linebacker, right?
T.J. Watt, linebacker. I talk about DeNeil Hunter. We were talking about him off camera. I mean, like, that guy's a total stuff.
How long he is. But nobody is, he's built like, you know, you said he reminds you Julius Peppers, right?
he's got that kind of build he's got that old NFL based defensive end build like he's he's a big
body i mean chris i have a great body so it's like you do you're right there's no one else i'd want to be
yeah but if if i didn't have a great body that i have i would want to be that's true that's true
because he's fucking long he's so explosive and he's also really really strong and powerful he's
strong and powerful and and listen i i i didn't i didn't watch a lot of other guys on that defense
but I just want to, if you want to see what it looks like to get a ton of attention in the NFL as a rusher and respond perfectly to it, when you get a crack of daylight to shoot through that gap, I mean, this cat was like undefeated when he got a one-on-one. It was impressive. So Icky's going to feel a lot better next week, whoever they play.
I was going to say, don't forget that they have clowny too on that front. So like, he's going to get a lot of one-on-ones, man.
Watch that on four. No question.
And another thing for the Browns is like, hey, Jacoby runs the offense, but you can see.
see it. I mean, he misses some opportunities. I mean, he missed Kareem Hunt. Kreme Hunt had somebody beat.
You know, he missed Kupa couple times. Cooper's going to be, Cooper I almost feel bad for
because he left thinking, oh, I get the massage king to throw the ball to me, and he's real good.
But then he gets suspended for a long time, and I don't know how this is going to affect his money.
How long is his deal, Reid, Amari Cooper?
Because he got targeted a few times in the first half. It just looks like it's going to be really hard to get him the
ball. And for a guy that you paid a lot of money, you didn't expect that you wouldn't get much out of
him. And it's not his fault. Amari's signed in Cleveland through 2024. He'll be a 2025 unrestricted
free agent. Yeah. So he's got time. I mean, this is going to be a blip on the radar screen for him.
But he was having a hard time getting the ball. But Miles, even when he wasn't getting chipped,
he was like he blew up an insert play. He forces a hold. They moved him around. They moved him inside to
hide him. Like, he's impressive, man. If you want to see a guy that takes over a game and, and they talk
about him all week in film, go look at Miles Garrett. I mean, there's other guys. We talk about
Khalil Mack. We talk about, you know, all these cats that had big defensive impacts this weekend,
but nobody has a bigger impact without even stepping on the field than Miles Garrett. But as I said,
Baker, that offense, the first half was atrocious. You get to the second half of that game.
They start running the ball on first down a little bit more. You know, that last drive that they
points. They mixed in some RPO, some screen game to McCaffrey. You know, Baker ran RPO
really well in college, right? That's what he did, right, guys? So like, if you can mix some of
that into what they do and he can get comfortable, I think they might be okay, but he'd throw a bad
pick in the first half too. So it's, you're kind of trying to figure out who this guy is. I thought
it was an interesting game because of all the storylines. That's where I am in my film
study this week. I had to watch Brown's Panthers right up until I'd
drove over to softball and maybe that's why I pulled my hamstring.
I didn't go through my stretching routine.
How about Tampa Bay, Bo? What about that defense, man?
You watched that the other night.
Right. Yeah. So I'm down here in Tampa and I got a lot of buddies on the team still and
love fucking watching them just so I can call them up on Monday and shoot the shit with them.
I have some of my bucks buddies at the house. So if there's some background noise, that's
what we got going on. But I actually do love that defense. We were talking about that this
summer, Chris, when we did the NFC breakdown, what it would be like for Bulls to
take over and I really like Todd Bulls, man.
My buddy Carl was bragging to me that the Tampa or the Tampa defense is the only
team to hold in the NFL to, you know, have their opponent not score a touchdown,
which is, you know, not a small feat at all, but a lot of guys played really well.
That like I said earlier, Devin White had two sacks.
I don't think the Cowboys really did much at all offensively.
And obviously, that got hurt, which is a factor, but I don't know.
I thought the defense played really.
well and offensively.
They did a good job too. I mean,
the Bucks offensive lines a little banged up.
Donovan Smith, I think injured his elbow
and was out for a lot of the game.
We talked about the offensive line too
with Hainzie and
their left guard,
Dettiqui. But I think they actually played a lot
better than I was expecting them to.
Honestly, like they ran the ball pretty well.
Yeah, Lenny had a big day.
Lenny had a big day. He ran the ball well
and he chipped the fuck out of Micah Parsons.
Did you hear Todd Bowles when
when Donovan Smith, you know, like they were talking, this is always interesting when it comes
out and it says the head coach says it's a pain tolerance thing on this elbow.
Yeah.
That's like such a thing.
If I was a player and I'd be like, my coach said that, I'd be like, God fucking damn it.
Like that's, you know your coach is like basically just calling you a person.
I don't want to say that because I don't know.
I think Donovan Smith's probably a tough guy.
But I feel like it's just that he's calling the injury, you know, minor enough that,
it's on you player.
Yeah.
You know,
which is,
which is a tough deal.
So yeah,
they looked fast,
man.
They just,
they look good.
I thought the defensive backs for the Bucks played really well,
man.
And I mean,
everyone's talked about how the Cowboys don't necessarily have all the
offensive weapons.
But I'm a big fan of the Bucks defense primarily a lot because I played in it.
But I really like the defense.
I think they got some fucking good players.
I mean,
look at the like,
Devin White's really good.
Levante David,
I think is a single most underrated player in the NFL,
which is a big.
statement, but it's true. Carlton Davis
is, I think, a really,
really good defensive back.
Shaq Barrett can rush really well. My guy
Vita Vaya had a sack. He's a fucking monster.
Shout out to Carl
Nassum. Really good fucking player.
Nassum.
It was fun to watch. I'm not much of a Cowboys
guy. I think
they might, we'll see how they
do this year.
Well, I think they're going to do terribly.
And I don't know that they're even
going to go out and pursue a quarterback.
I don't know if I would.
I wouldn't.
Let the thing burn down.
You know, like in a forest fire,
sometimes they'll be like, you just got to let it burn.
You know?
Control burn or something like that.
That's what Jared needs to do.
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All right, how about in the top of the NFC East?
The Eagles, you know?
Yeah, so we talked earlier, like I was saying, like,
who are you a fan of?
Fucking Eagles, obviously.
I'm sitting here looking at my Super Bowl jersey right here.
It's not bad.
A little biased.
You guys not living in the past.
Yeah, get out of the yearbook, Beau.
But it's a lot of that.
You're in your kitchen.
Why are you,
why do you have a Super Bowl jersey in your kitchen, man?
Yeah.
I'm just whipping up some pancakes wearing my ring.
But no, so I actually, like I watched the defense, obviously,
but I got a little bit more involved in the Eagles offensive run game that I was expecting to.
Overall, I thought it was pretty fucking good.
I mean, first game of the year, they ran for like 216 yards.
They sealed it in four minute, and they had a nice little quarterback sneak to kind of tie the game off.
A lot of positives there.
I mean, I think the Eagles Online is fucking good.
Kelsey is my favorite dude in the world, so shout out to him.
But Jalen Hurts's ability to run the ball is hard because defense can't really match numbers on a lot of those zone reads.
And then when you add in the RPO factor too, it just is really fucking tricky.
They ran a lot of good, like, zone or like zone week, basically, in the red zone.
and I think they score like two or three times on that, which is good.
I thought Miles Sanders ran the ball well too.
That's a great sign for them.
He was a little bit banged up.
I think he's kind of underappreciated for him to come out strong with that.
Some tackle over in four minutes, which is kind of fun, like just trying to steal the game, burn some clock.
Yeah, I mean, I think the O line is good.
Run game was solid.
I thought there's a lot to build off there.
I think hurts in the run game is going to be a fucking headache.
So yeah, I mean, I thought I saw a lot of positive.
there and some good stuff, you know, to build off for the Eagles in their run game offensively.
Well, and it helps when you have a tight end like Dallas Goddard who can actually block in today's
game. That's, you know, their group offensively, I'm not so worried about. I mean, it's just
all about Jalen Hertz making the right decisions. And defensively, you know, they were a little
leaky against the run. I talked about this. And, you know, is the sky falling for that run defense?
Not necessarily, man. Like, it's week one. Training camp shorter. You tackle.
less. There's less preseason
and they just so happen to play a really
physical offense that there's a lot of
looks at you. There was a lot of wham early.
I know. Yeah, there's some creative ways
to get to it.
A wham is a fuck and so like
for all you football idiots out there.
Wham is basically
like it's usually a wing who
will block down on like a three technique.
And what it really does, it just splits the defense
in half. Okay. And they can't
the lines came out with a really, it's really good to get zoned
teams that play zone coverages
because you can get your running back
on the second level pretty fast.
And it happens kind of fast too.
And it's also one of those plays early
in the season that you're kind of not really expecting.
Because once you get a feel for it later in the year,
you can sniff it out.
Before you get down your stance,
you just look over at that tight end
or he's usually off the ball.
And if he's fucking staring at you,
you're like, all right, buddy,
like come and get it, you know?
But early in the year, it's hard
because you don't really know what the fuck
you're going to get from some of these teams
that have been game planning.
Like the runs that they run in the preseason
are not what they're going to do week one.
So I actually thought that that was a pretty good game plan by the lines.
And I think that was like a 50-yard run in the opening drive or whatever.
Like that's fucking hard, man.
They did a good job with those whams, those counters.
And what you said, too, is bad tackling, you know.
Bad tackling.
I don't know if people really appreciate how hard it is to fucking tackle running back in the NFL,
especially if you have a lot of open space.
It's fucking hard.
And especially early in the year, you got to kind of.
kind of get a feel for it. Like the tackles, like the routine tackle later in the season is,
you know, you just kind of got a fucking, you got to do it. And it's like almost like your first
time really doing it. I don't know. Well, it feels that way in the new NFL because the CBA
changed everything years ago. And every CBA, there's less and less contact and that sort of thing.
And we love it. But the hardest thing is when a team goes out and lays an egg like this tackling,
the coach always comes out the next day. It's like, we're going to get better at tackling today.
and then they're like break down into stations to tackle like that.
Yeah.
Or do drills like just do these half speed drills and stuff.
So we're going to spend five minutes at the front of practice to tackle.
You know,
they just cross that off their list.
Yeah.
We did it.
We'll tackle well.
Like,
shut the fuck on.
The hardest,
the hardest thing about tackling for a,
for a group that's not doing it well is like you can't necessarily risk being injured in
practice learning to tackle in,
in in in in in in in September or October the best time to do that is August so if you're behind
the eight ball a little bit the only way to get into that into that rhythm is is gameplay and so
it kind of just depends on who you who you draw early in the season that's why you know who the
I talked about Carolina and and and and in Cleveland earlier tackling Nick Chubb and fucking
cream hunt straight out of camp right oh my gosh not only was a hot probably down in that field
but that's when you have to take they killed them in time of possession when you that first bus ride home
how sore are you after a football game bro because because it's hot teams are pounding you the box
was loaded all day they knew what was coming and those two backs were physical and I know the eagle's
defense um felt you know felt that game because that's a physical group now and I was somewhat impressed
by the Lions
offensive line. I mean,
a lot gets made out of the teams that are
on hard knocks, you know, just because, like,
you get so much media exposure to that.
Recentcy bias, the hard knocks. Exactly.
And you're kind of like, and you kind of like fall in love a little bit
of something. You just get a little hyped about it because you feel like you have
good access to these players. And I never really buy into that.
But I actually thought the lines look pretty fucking good, man.
I thought the O line played pretty well.
They're going to be good fucking backs, dude.
So I think, I mean, if we can talk to some more specifics if you want.
Well, on defense, the thing that the lead in Philly is play Jordan Davis.
I read a tweet earlier, Jordan Davis, and we love Jordan Davis.
We had him on the show.
I think he's a stud.
I think he's going to be a really good player.
And I'm glad they picked him.
But like, let's not conflate, you know, Jordan Davis being on the field with Jordan Davis being the reason for, you know,
holding them to 44 yards on 15 carries.
mind you, when Jordan Davis is on the field, a lot of the time, he's zeroed up on a nose,
so you're committing inherently to stopping the run when Jordan Davis comes into the game.
So if you're asking for more Jordan Davis, what you're saying is we need to commit to stopping the run.
And one thing that Jordan Davis's big body does being there zeroed up over the nose or over the center
is that the three texts are a little bit more free.
But that's schematic.
And I watch the 22 plays.
This kid's going to be just fine.
just pump the brakes a little bit.
I think they're going to be fine,
but what they got to do is tackle, man.
Somebody's long runs,
we just talked about that Wham,
there's two back end guys
that need to knock that down for seven yards.
I mean, that's 40 yards right there.
What does that do to the averages?
So, you know, and a lot of times,
if you're in, you could be a nickel,
you could be in a sub, you could be in a sub package,
you could be, you know,
these are different packages.
I don't know what they're calling the package
when Jordan Davis comes in.
Probably, you know,
But it's a big base package.
And you know, you can get in sub because you're just trying to get after it and pin your ears back.
I want to say this about that defense before we finish this off because there's a lot of Eagles talk.
Josh Sweat is ready to take the next step and become a star in this league.
And, you know, I get some more snaps with Gumbie.
With Gumbie out, with Derek Barnett out.
But more than anything, they stole him where they got him in the draft because of his knee.
That was it.
I actually train with him down in Tampa.
he turns at this gym i'm at he's a stud man yeah i like him a lot he's a fucking good dude
he's a great dude sweaty jay so shout out to sweaty jay he looked good out there he just plays at a
different speed yeah i saw some really nice rushes from fletcher too like that motherfucker's always
going to be fletcher um but yeah i mean listen if we all know how reactive the philly media is
let's just fucking let's get through let's get to week two without saying that you know like
the one guy can say that you know like the one guy can say that's just fucking let's just fucking let's get through yeah let's get to week two without saying that you know like the one
guy can save the day defensively for the whole group has to just play a little better in the
run game. Yeah. And you put it really well, Chris, take it as a first and second down
fucking specialist right here. Your boy, I've committed to that role about as hard as you can.
You have a noseguard, rookie noseguard with 22 snaps that plays well. And it's exactly
what you said it. People are saying like, oh, we need to play him or what that means is 22 snaps
in there. The play call is committed to stopping the run.
So obviously it's going to be better.
Teams are going to run these fucking whams that we're talking about against the three, four.
It's just it's not a play that teams, you know, it's a nickel run.
Yep.
So like it's just one of those stats that's going to be so obviously skewed to anybody that doesn't know what the fuck.
It's like when people tell me like, hey, you know, the more rushing yardage a team has, the more, you know, they win.
The more a team runs the ball.
A team's rushing numbers.
You know, I'm like a causation, causation and correlation player.
Yeah.
Matt's, in reality, like a team's all.
Like, I'm shocked you knew what the fuck to call that.
You mentioned how Aquano had a tough matchup with Miles Garrett in his first game.
How did you, Hutch had a really tough matchup against Lane?
That's a really fair.
That's a tough matchup.
Hutch plays hard, man.
He's going to be a good player in this league.
I still don't think he has the length to be like, you know, one of those 15-sac guys.
But my man plays hard and he's stout.
And I think what he discovered his first week is like, this is, it's a great baptism.
and by fire to play the Eagles.
And he didn't play bad.
He didn't play bad.
He played fine.
I'm just saying.
He was close to finishing a couple of rushes.
I mean, dude, I'll never forget.
When you're a rookie and you play in those first couple games, man, you're fucking all over the place.
I remember one time I'm on the field and my, like, I had so much adrenaline.
Connor Barman looks at me and goes, bro, are you okay?
Your lips are fucking purple.
I was like, dude, I'm fucking spinning right now.
Too much.
And there's a lot of that juice where you're like kind of on the ground a little bit too,
much like you're just falling down yeah you're falling down you're just like a little bit out of
control almost so it's like can we just fucking wait to judge his rookies like week six or seven
you know it's like everybody loves to do it and I love when there is nothing that like
thrills me more than when a young guy comes out like week one or two and it's just fucking balls
because you're like all right man like this guy's got a guy he's ready that that doesn't necessarily
mean when a rookie plays well week one or two that his ceiling is like hall of fame but what he is
is he's a he's a high floor guy who's obviously right ready and so you know
or he's been put in a great position by his coaches who already know what kind of player he is
you know yeah so like let's just fucking and we all love to do it and we're fucking sitting
here judging all these players and everything like we do and we love it like we love talking
about players chris like that's what this entire podcast yes but like let's just fucking
maybe wait a little bit to pass you're gonna get people to stop listening to the podcast
you're never coming on again you're like don't
listen to people talking about football players. As we're talking about football players.
All right. So yeah. So yeah, like like yeah, like yeah, pump the brakes a little bit.
It's early, man. That's all. As we wrap this up, it's early. And I want to give you a couple
games that I'm, I'm looking forward to this weekend. And Bo, I'm going to task you with doing the
same. I want you to tell me which five games you're, you're most excited about seeing this weekend.
As, as, as I read my list, number one for me is this.
Thursday night game. It's the Chargers
and the Chiefs. I'm really excited
to see that. Ever since Justin
Herbert had five minutes to
prepare for the Chiefs and went
toe to toe with those guys and ran over
one of those linebackers.
Remember he ran over that linebacker on the
sideline in his debut. I was like
just kid. I cannot wait to watch. He fucking
smacked him. The linebacker got up
his and Justin's helmet. Dude, he was shook.
Yeah. I've ever seen that.
Oh. And then and then, you know, just
seeing this thing transpire over the last couple of years,
It's going to, every time we get Mahomes and Herbert, we should celebrate.
It's like celebrating being alive when you wake up in the morning.
It is a blessing.
It's a gift.
The fact that the NFL gods put Justin Herbert and Patrick Mahomes in the same division,
and their uniforms are so beautiful.
And it's just going to be awesome.
Number one, Chargers, Kansas City.
Number two, Vikings, Eagles.
That's going to be awesome.
I want to see Lane Johnson in that offensive line against Hunter and Big,
Zedarius Smith. I want to see
the corners and what kind of plan they have for
Jefferson because, you know, the
Packers back in thought
they had a plan. Tampa Bay
in New Orleans is my three
because that's always a fucking
slug fest. That Saints defense
has owned the Bucks
offense. So we'll see the Bucks
down a couple guys if that's
going to be any different and it's going to be
in New Orleans. You think it was loud in Jerry's
world? It ain't loud
in Jerry's world. Okay?
That's a fun place to play, man.
It's dark, you know?
There's like these fans that are just rabid right on top.
Yellow lighting.
There's a bunch of, you know, yin-yang twins.
Here we come to get crumb.
And then like, stand up.
And Drew Breeze is fucking waving his arms and shit.
Not anymore.
All right.
Four, I'm going Miami and the Ravens.
I want to see, I want to see Lamar play his future team.
and then San Francisco, Seattle.
And this is a gambler special.
Not only am I just on the edge of my seat,
I need a win.
I picked the Niners to win the West, right?
So people are taking victory laps on me
because Trey Lance couldn't throw a fucking ball
in a last Boy Scout monsoon.
I mean, like you would have thought
Wesley Snipes was going to shoot somebody
running towards the goal line.
Am I thinking about the right?
I thought it was Damon Williams.
Damon Wayne. You would have thought
Damon Waynes. I got the
here's what I always get mixed up. The two most
unrealistic rain scenes and movies
last Boy Scout and the fan.
Right? The fan. Robert De Niro
stabbing a player in the fucking steam room.
Dude, that movie was out of control. But the most out of control
part of that movie was when
they're out there playing through a fucking monsoon.
You know? But yeah, there was a lot of rain out there. I'm not
going to, I'm not judging anybody with that much
on the field. But here's the big
ticket, and I'll give this one out early.
San Francisco
given 10 points.
But last night, towards the end of that football game,
Monday night football, Seattle's going crazy.
People online are like, Seattle's pretty good,
huh? I'm like, bro, like the little giants
might be able to win with that crowd.
Okay? I've seen crazy
things happen at that stadium. Let's not
let's pump the brakes on Seattle
winning the West. Whoever they
play next week, I said I'm going to bet
that other team. And this is perfect.
because you can buy low on the Niners.
That's a lot of points, right, though, Chris?
Yeah, put your nuts on the table.
That's what this thing's about.
You're talking to a guy who's won eight out of his last nine NFL bets.
Okay?
I'm on fire.
Can I say something real quick, Chris?
Yeah, hold on Lane's FaceTiming me.
Let's see what he's got.
Son, Bo Allen's on FaceTime.
You got anything to say?
He's on the podcast right now.
You got anything to say to him?
Yeah, I want to see what that body looks like.
son. Hey, I bet he's
in that gym. Oh, he looks so fucking good. I didn't
want to take shirtless pictures around him in
in Montana because I was like, damn,
I look worse than him.
God, I feel a fucking dumb.
Does he feel a lot better now that he's not playing?
Do you feel better now that you're not playing?
No, I feel like dog shit still.
He said not. I feel like dog shit still.
Let me call you after this one.
All right.
So, so, Lane checking in.
So, yeah, San Francisco Seattle rounding out my top five games to watch this weekend.
I'm excited, man.
And winning bets makes you excited because you feel like, you know, there was a time period
my first two years out of the league that I, like NFL football gave me PTSD more than
when I played because I was losing like a lot of bets.
And now I learned how to do it, you know, I've just learned how to do it.
Who's your, you teach me, Chris?
Because I, like, this might be bad to admit on this podcast.
by the low-key don't understand sports betting.
Ask me a question.
I mean,
I'll just ask Calvin Ridley or something,
but.
Don't ask him.
I guarantee you,
I guarantee you I've been bet more than color.
I don't understand.
It's like,
so I made a bet with my buddy
about the college football game,
Wisconsin and Washington State,
which we fucking lost,
which is,
whatever,
don't be starting.
The line was like seven and a half or 17 and a half or something.
What the fuck is a half?
How do you get a half point?
What is this shit worth?
Oh, man.
Well,
bow,
I'm telling you,
We'll break down all this gambling.
Yeah, like,
yeah, in a future show, we'll break it all down.
Let's get me a win bad account, baby.
Yeah, but it's nice.
Full dissent into degeneracy.
Wait till I teach you about a teaser or buying points.
You don't like that 17 and a half by a half point.
Okay, so give me your top five matchups this weekend.
I mean, it's hard because you took so many of them,
but like Los Angeles, Kansas City is a fucking no-brainer.
And I was going to say Tampa, New Orleans too,
just because Dennis Allen and the Saints defensively have kind of had Tommy's
number.
so that's a fun one to watch.
But like,
I'm trying to think of a couple others
that you didn't pick.
Washington and Detroit,
Detroit favored for the first time in a game
in fucking eons.
They've been underdogs in 24 straight games before that.
I want to see Miami Baltimore.
I think that'll be good.
I'm going to have to fucking pirate that one.
God damn it.
How do you,
how are you supposed to get all these games?
Your list is chalk.
Yeah,
you got to get Sunday ticket.
We'll put that in the contract.
Yeah, perfect.
Carolina.
You're learning a lot.
This is interesting.
You're learning about being a fan, dude.
I know.
There's some annoying.
People,
yeah,
I'm on streamies.
I'm about to throw my fucking iPad through the window.
I bought NFL Plus.
I'm getting the NFL my fucking money.
Fuck that.
I'm pissed about it.
I'm the,
Kelsey after the game,
after it was like,
hey,
how'd we look,
man?
Like,
dude,
I had fucking watched the first half live and then I want to
throw my laptop in a river.
Uh,
anyway,
these other games that I like.
Okay,
we got the,
we got the Ben McAdoo Revenge game,
New York,
Carolina.
New England, Pittsburgh is going to be fun.
New York, Cleveland will be fun because I think we might get Mike White.
Can I give you my fucking five?
Okay, well, you're taking forever.
You're taking me on more detours than fucking, uh, the Chevy Chase.
And it's late here, bro.
I'm a fucking Vivance wore off.
All right, here we go.
Los Angeles, Kansas City.
Is everybody on my staff medicated?
Yeah.
There's a no, I mean, I'm talking about the talent.
I'm talking about the talent.
You all day.
Tampa, New Orleans.
Chicken or the egg, motherfucker.
Fucker.
Pittsburgh.
All right.
I want to know about how Los Angeles is going to respond after that fucking loss.
And then I kind of want to see Tennessee Buffalo because I think that's going to be a physical
game.
And I think those are two like-minded teams.
Another revenge game.
Because if everybody remember in the Pandy when they were messing with the schedule and
Tennessee had a short week and people were like, they'll never beat Buffalo.
And they proceeded to beat their ass.
And they whipped that trick, as they say in the state of Tennessee.
They whooped that trick and they stiff-armed Josh Norman.
That was the Josh Norman stiff-arm game.
We didn't even mention Sincy Dallas,
only because Dallas is not a good football team.
I'm actually looking forward to the Chicago at Green Bay game.
I want to see Justin Fields.
Hell yeah.
Lambo.
Another reason why I'm not too worried about the Packers is the defense is pretty good.
Yeah.
Okay, so like, you know, I told everybody to kind of relax on the Packers
for a number of reasons.
Defense is pretty good.
that's going to be an interesting game.
But a note on the Packers,
as they try to figure out who they can trust
throwing the ball to,
Mike Keseki is sitting down there in Miami.
Yeah.
And I'm wondering what I'm missing
because it seems like such an obvious situation.
Well, I don't know if people aren't talking about it
because he's listed as a tight end,
but you can split that guy out, put him wherever you want.
He had one target, one catch, one yard on Sunday.
Far cry from a guy who had 112 receptions last year.
think it was. So, you know, like they obviously don't need him. Their leverage is, it's not great,
right? But on the other side, neither is the Packers. Maybe they can get a deal done. I don't know.
It's a deal that makes sense for both teams. That's a good idea. Yeah, it could be. I could see
Giseki up there. I know they already have a tight end, but he's a different player. So, yeah, I could see
him in green. I'm closing the show with something here. All right, 689, 278. 3030. Okay.
You reach the tail method telling us who you think should have a higher rating and why?
Hi, this is Chris Long, former defense event in the NFL.
I used to rush the passer a lot, and let me just tell you, I was once like a 90 in your game.
I could never do anything that Micah Parsons can do.
I was supposed to leave my age.
I'm 37.
You guys are a bunch of idiots, honestly.
I used to play for the Eagles.
I'm not even a Cowboys fan.
In fact, I kind of hate him.
He's just like 10 points better than anybody.
on that team. I mean, like I saw
some of your other ratings. I wasn't going to call you,
but Micah Parsons left the number
on Twitter. So I decided
that I would call and give you a piece of my
mind. And Chad Johnson's on your answer
machine. Chad John Ochosinko, he
would, he's a friend of the program. He would never
fucking rate Micah Parsons
in 88.
What are you guys smoking over
there? Tell me about
Billy Turner, try to get swag up.
Yeah, and Billy Turner needs a higher
like swag rating. Did you see
him on the sideline. Monday night.
Guy's got sauce. He's got drip.
You guys need to fix some shit.
You know, I wasn't going to call you about anything else.
But, I mean, Micah Parsons is an alien.
Okay, give you ankle flexion.
Ever heard of it?
Guy can run six inches off the ground.
Chip awareness is like a 45 overall, though.
Okay, Bo.
We want to have Michael Parsons on the show one day.
I'm done.
Is there like a limit on this message?
Because I could go on.
How about the spin move?
that he hit on Joe Hague the other night.
I can tell you how it feels to do a spin move.
You got to put a stab into somebody's chest
or you got to chop down on their outside hand.
Micah Parson just ran up and spun in place inside of Joe Hague
and then turned the corner inside, dude.
Like, what more do you want from this guy?
Okay, 88.
I got to go.
I got a podcast to do.
Greenlight.
You guys should subscribe to it.
You can learn something about pass rushers.
Good night, Madden.
so Micah Parsons wanted me to leave a message because I follow Michael Parsons
Michael Parsons wanted me to leave a message don't worry about
broadcasting to the world I'm going to post this this online
so in the name of Michael Parsons let's let's let's send this show
and we'll get back we'll get Bo back next Wednesday actually I'm going to
hold out until I get my contract signed okay okay making yeah okay making I woke up I
wake up Sunday
legitimately hey fucking on two
hour's sleep I'm out there I've strapped a
mattress on my back to make money
for this studio okay me and reader
out there fucking you know
we're trying to make the money that we're going to pay you bow
and I wake up to a paragraph long text
message from making about the contract
he's been at work for a week
give me some time
you want you guys get a fucking union or something
okay because I don't want to
franchise tag my ass bro
oh what if I
just kept franchise tagging making
I don't say hey this is uh this is actually
commiserate with uh another podcast uh this salary uh no
some good comparables um we don't
i don't negotiate with terrorists okay so listen the deals will be there
when the deals will be there you guys want to go try your hands somewhere else you want
to go make that aq shipley money i've got an upcoming game i'm excited
about.
October 2nd, it's the Legends Tailgate Party hosted by Chris Long.
Bo Allen's going to be there.
Tickets can be found.
I'm going to be there.
Chris Long Foundation.
Yeah, we send a contract.
Yeah.
Yeah, so October 2nd, if you're in the Philly area and you like the Eagles or you like
me for some reason or Bo for some reason or Brent Seleck or Lagaret Blunt or maybe
a bunch of the mystery guests that are going to roll up, we're going to be having a good
time in one of the parking lots.
I can't really tell you.
I think it's the East lot.
Parking lot at 201
Rose Boulevard.
It's the Navy Yard Sunday, October 2nd.
So come to the Navy Yard, October 2nd,
and we're going to be doing it for a good cause.
Are we going to the game, too?
Yeah, hell yeah.
I'm the honorary captain player.
You are?
Yes.
That's some fucking bullshit, bro.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know I was going back for your band.
Hayer in the house.
No, I didn't know until they called me the other day.
They said, I said, you know,
fucking bullshit.
Tell me how I want a one day,
contract.
Honorary Captain Chris Lahr as part of my fucking did to get our green line.
I want a one day contract.
Oh,
tickets.
Are you getting me ticket?
Hey,
we'll handle this offline.
Okay.
See what I deal with?
No,
this is the kind of content that we've been trying to close the show for five minutes.
We got emerging markets talk with Carl Nassib.
And now we got Bo hating on me for being an honorary captain.
Honorary captain.
What a fucking crap.
Rock of shit.
Goodbye, Bo.
We're going to have a special guest on the pod in about 30 seconds here.
You're ready for this?
Oh, yeah.
Who is it?
Send us home.
Hey, Carl, what do you think about emerging markets?
Ooh.
It was like a fat hit today.
Yeah, the market was bad.
People are worried about inflation right now.
That's what I hear.
The Fed is going to do another rate hike soon.
You know, I want to do some, I want to have some conversations about that.
inflation. If the supply is so low, you know, over the last couple years in some
the industries and especially with like, I don't know, I could be speaking on my ass, but
then that's only going to make things more expensive. And then also if you print $3 trillion,
yeah, cut like those two things combined. And then another thing is the war in Ukraine,
those three things. I'm like, you're going to have hyperinflation. Are you guys
catching all this hyperinflation the war in ukraine yeah inflation printing money i'm not i'm not
i'm not we're going to get in the pot at some point for a while no every pod from now on carl just
needs to be like hanging out drinking beer at your house he answers one economic question a week
and we started with emerging markets that was bow allen carl nascent you guys be good man it's uh
it's it's good hearing from car i tell him i said what's up one more time and then uh and bo we'll
see you next uh next week
