Green Light with Chris Long - Beau Allen! MNF Double Header Recap, Bengals OLine Issues, Tailgating Codebreaks & Mailbag!

Episode Date: September 21, 2022

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Welcome to the Green Light podcast. You know, folks, today was just a fun show. Just a good time. Amigos having fun with some microphones. We'll cover the two Monday night games. Bo and Chris will talk about the positives and the negatives that they saw from the Eagles, talk about how good the bills looked, and discussed Justin Fields' headline-grabbing press conference quote about fans.

And then a little fun, we got to school Bo and Chris on tailgating etiquette, basically code breaks of tailgates. These guys are professional athletes. We've been to many tailgates. They don't know. We get them a couple tailgating code breaks. You, the people, gave us a couple of tailgate code breaks, and we rocked on out of here with a mailbag.

Thank you to you all who submitted. Make sure you stay tuned later this afternoon. We've got Tony Hawk, Birdman himself. So keep an eye out for that about 2 o'clock. You all enjoy. So I've got Bo here today. This isn't going to be an incredibly long show, at least, you know, as we've set out on this journey.

We don't intend on it being It's Tuesday night We're gonna talk some football We're gonna do a little mail bag We're gonna cover a lot of ground In a little bit of time That's what we intend on, Bo. Are you excited for the interview dropping this afternoon?

Tony Hawk Bo, did you know that? Whoa, I did not know that. I just went from six to mid back then. You did an Ollie? Huh? I didn't know. You did a stale fish.

I did a very, Ariel McTwist. Oh, McTwist. I just did a Christair. It sounds like Bo plays Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4. Bo's knocking stuff over in his little studio. There's no way he could land in any of these tricks. I talked to Tony Hawk for a while on Zoom, 45 minutes.

And it was surreal. Like, I'm not a skater boy, but I recognize the greatness that is Tony Hawk. everybody does. He's one of the most universally liked people that's ever walked the planet, in my opinion. You're not a skater boy, but you said, listen to this later boy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Reed. Read. Dude. Dude, I wore out the Aver Levine album. Did you really? Hell yeah, man. Yeah. Did you think she was cute? Probably. Probably. But it was definitely more like, damn, this is something. your childhood crush, Reed?

Weirdly, the stepmom in, what's the switching places with Lindsay Lohan? Parent trap. Parent trap. Yeah. The blonde one. Even though she was not nice. Meredith. With the lizard in the face?

I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Reed. That's a good one. Okay, Reed. Reid likes it. She looks like she bosses people around, Reed. Yeah. Retrugged.

Well, yeah, so anyways, I don't know how we got here, but Tony Hawk is the most, Tony Hawk's one of the most universally loved people, like from the Wesley Snipes meme, you know, to the video game, to the X games, to the skating community, to, you know, other athletes. Twitter, yeah. So I put Steve Irwin up there and Tony Hawk. like the people that nobody has anything bad to say about. And neither do I about this guy after I interviewed him. He was fantastic, really insightful and super cool.

Down to Earth, man. So normal. It's almost like, how are you this normal? How do you seem this unaffected? I might have to listen to that one. Or maybe just tell everyone you know to listen to it. Tell everyone you know it's out later this afternoon after Chris and Bo. Go to escape park.

You're near escape park. and just be like, hey dude, greenlight pod, bro. Say, yell at everybody, say do a kickflip. And then once they all do kickflips, tell them to listen to Greenlight because Tony Hawk's on it. Go to a skate park with a boom box and play our episode. And people can just stop skating. They're going to be like, hey, bro. What podcast is that, bro?

So, like, dude, I love it. I might become a skater. Just because I interviewed Tony Hawk. Check that out. First things first. I just got back from softball, Cowboy Reed. So anything you want to ask me, Reed? No, I'm good.

Reed knows. Because I had this shit-eating grin on my face when I walked in the studio. And you still had your cleats on. Still have my cleats on. I'm walking down the street. Carrying a bunch of clothes. Click-clack. Yeah.

No, they're the soft ones, man. You know, I remember, I had to go get the spikes and then the spikes. People told me that was illegal. So then, you know, bad back, backy. Ordered me some cleats. Here's the lead. I nearly deleted a puppy tonight over the left field fence, dude.

Almost hit that bad boy. Hit my first dong, went yard. I know some people said it couldn't be done. I said it couldn't be done. Shit, man. You know, it felt like a tremendous weight off my shoulders. You know what being in a slump feels like? I think subconsciously I was slumping because I

really wanted to hit the ball over the fence and now I have so daddy needs a stogie good thank you I appreciate it bow did the puppy in left field not air bud didn't catch it just kind of let it watch it go back no I didn't see the puppy but when I got back to the dugout because you don't run around the bases in softball it's like a cardinal sin they say don't do that they say that's like showing up the other team so I took my jog to first base it came back to the bullpillar or dugout and they were like dude you almost killed a puppy there's a there was a girl out there with a dog and they had to get out of the way of the line drive. That would have been good content, not to kill the puppy, but...

Just fucking snags at, like, the big dog and sandlot over the fence. I wasn't that kind of dog, Beau. I think that the puppy would have got the blunt end of the base, the softball there. So, yeah, so softball was good. I think I was one for two. We won. When I showed up to the park, Skip was like, these are our rivals. I was like, fuck, I didn't know.

We had rivals. Maybe we should make the team last week that beat us 24 to 1 our rivals. We should focus on beating them. But we played this team tonight that's evidently been a 15-year arrival, and we got the win. Bad Back Backy actually somersaulted in the outfield. He was running for like 30 feet falling. You know when somebody's falling for 30 feet? And then eventually they decide that, yeah, they have to stumble and do a flip,

and that's what Bad Back Backy did. So the game was not without incident, but we were big winners, and I proved read wrong, which what a joy. fun to do fun to do congratulations we here at the back corner of Studio J are stoked

that you did a home run we wanted it to happen all season we wanted it to happen we just knew that if we threw a little chatter at you if we chirped you you would

you motivate yourself even that much more I walked back to the dugout and all I could say was I really want read to know you said fuck read No, I was like, I was, it was more, I was proud and I wanted to tell you, Reed. I wanted to tell you that we did the impossible.

So, hey, layup line. I'm going to do a double layup line, okay? Number one, went to my morning jacket last night, had a ball. They were great. Love those dudes. Shout out to all of them, but especially the two of them that came to watch football this weekend with us. We had a good time with Patrick Hallahan and Bo Coaster. Or drums, keys, two of the best, great people, great human beings.

And really all those guys are great human beings that play music for Jacket, man. And Beau is literally an NBA encyclopedia. Him and Matt were just nerding out about like Karras Levert. I'm like, we're watching football and they're talking about like Karris Levert. I'm like, goddamn, you guys have some league past sons of bitches, huh? That guy was fucking knowledgeable about it, the NBA. Holy shit. Bo is a brilliant sports fan, dude.

And he's a long-suffering Browns fan who's suffering even more now. So shout out to those guys. We got to have Bo on during the NBA season. We talked a little bit about that. So I'll go layup line. I'll go wordless chorus. I mean, that's a little chalky. If you're a jacket fan, you know wordless chorus,

they start every show with it. But they finish the show with it last night. They don't start every show with it, but they start a lot of shows with it. They finished with it last night. It was awesome. Stretch that thing out a little bit. If you're not a jacket fan, go check them out.

I also want to throw in some Blind Melon because I met Chris Thorne from Blind Melon last night. It was cool as shit. I was trying my best not the fan boy. I think we did a pretty good job of not doing it, but got to spend some time with him. That was really cool, a huge, huge Blind Melon fan. Listen, I'm a soup guy.

I like soup. Soup is not my, I'm not saying I have a favorite blind melon album. You could go with change. That's kind of chalky. You know, I love the song, Time. Sleepy House is great, but I want to shout out one of my favorite blind melon songs, the Duke. The Duke is one of my favorite songs, period. It's on soup.

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Were you aware that there were two Monday night games on? Is this a code break attending a concert when it's football season? What's the Eagles? It's the Eagles. That's the thing that I felt a little, I had the guilties about Bo. You know, how do you rule, Judge Bo? I mean like... I think you're good, man.

Of course, you're a very well-rounded individual, all right? You know, you got a lot of interests. You got softball. You got concerts. Let's not just pigeonhole you into a football analyst, right? Thankfully, you got your boy. I was fucking locked out on the couch watching both these fucking games all night. So I have plenty of great analysis.

I bet you do, Beau. And I'm glad because last night I felt like kind of a poser. You know, the Eagles are playing. They got all their fancy new toys at home. It's prime time. The game looks electric out there. We'll talk about the game in a minute. you know what fuck it we'll do it live

should we just talk about the game let's do it I think yeah let's talk about the eagles are for real man the eagles are for real dude it actually sounded so fucking loud at the link and one of my buddies was there and I was texting like throughout the game because I was like dude how fucking loud is it

he's a Vikings fan I'm from Minnesota you know who hurt him he's wearing a Vikings jersey yeah exactly but it reminded me a little bit of the you know how loud it was for the fucking NFC championship replay the Vikings at the link. Oh, yeah, it had that vibe.

It had that vibe on the TV screen. I went back home, half drunk at 1 a.m. 1.30, actually, in the morning, and started throwing the condensed game on. And the energy in that stadium was terrific. I thought the roof was going to come off the place when Dallas Goddard was blocking Harrison Smith along the sideline. That was a great play by him on the Jalen Hertz touchdown. I mean, Jalen Hertz, physical guy, but he gets really physical down by the goal line.

Dallas Goddert, who's a super underrated guy and should be a household name, that was an incredible play because I don't think at first he knew whether it was run or pass, and he's looking for a hold as he tries to release out of the backfield, then realizes as he gets out in front of Harrison Smith that he's got to wheel around and make that block, and he takes him for a ride. So the whole offense man looked really good. the RPO's put people in a real bad spot. And they had all that success,

even with multiple Dickerson penalties where he was up the field early in that game, as well as number 56 was down at, Isaac Siamalu, who's, you know, the new 56. He looks fucking sick in it. Isaac Siamalu was down the field. When you run those RPO's tough, but the offensive line look really good.

I mean, like Lane Johnson running a hunter by who's as good, you know, dynamic edge rushers we have in the league and jalen hurts stepping up with his eyes downfield the whole night you know clean-ish pocket um i also want to shout our guy out kelsey who looked great you know sealing people it's a great blocks he had a really good block on like a draw player where he'd ship the first line that got up to the second level which he does so well but i mean we talked a couple weeks ago about i mean fuck i guess this was last week about uh you know jaylon jillan his ability to run the ball

on how dangerous that is for defense to defend just from a number standpoint. And you see that especially on the goal line. You know, he ran, and he's a tough fucking runner, man. And I don't know if, I mean, you probably didn't see this, but on the, you know, the fucking the game copy. They kept

showing, like, him squatting 500, 600 pounds and all that. Like, I'm a fucking meat head, so I love that. But he actually, like, it translates really well out of the feel for him, man. Like, he is getting some yardage after contact as a quarterback which I think is pretty badass. Well, nothing makes me feel older than

than seeing like young dudes squatting 600 pounds. Dude, he had like no belt, no rocks. I didn't like squat shoes. I was sitting like, God damn, because you know I'm a fucking hair, right? If you give me like a little, even the smallest amount of something to be like, no, that wasn't a clean wrap.

I mean, shit looked pretty fucking. He was low enough. He got some nice depth, Chris. you would have been proud. But you were, you were going to say, the offensive line. Well, actually, you know, I was really intrigued by the Vikings defensive line and, you know, and how it fair against the Eagles offensive line because I actually talked to Kelsey a little bit last week.

You know, I'll fucking hit up Kelce about stuff. And he said that he thought it would be a tough matchup, but I thought they did it really fucking good. Like Tomlinson is a pretty big boy and watching him against, you know, Landon Dickerson, like that's fucking big on big, man. Those are probably like two 330 plus pounders going against each other. And I thought Jaylon Hertz had a pretty clean pocket all night. I think they had, I don't think they had any real.

I mean, Hunter got significant pressure. Hunter, Hunter sacked him, but, but, you know, my lot of was running him by. I mean, you know, he was clean. There were guys open, but he was delivering the ball, man. He was. And, like, you can't fault the guy. for his first 12 throws being, you know, and this is credit to the coordinator as well, and Siriani, being able to get guys open and scheme them up, but also the Vikings had a

shitty game plan. I mean, they just sat back there in shell coverage and let the Eagles hit open dudes. I actually thought Jalen Hurts best though of the night early was his first in completion. I mean, they were all great throws, but, you know, he's right on the money you can't take open throws for granted in the NFL so I'm not saying like listen guys are opens usually listen he was delivering the football wherever he had to but the first in completion to Dallas Goddard in traffic Dallas comes down with that ball I mean it's a highlight real type throw not to mention the one that Dan Orlovsky pointed out on his Twitter today where he's wheeling right flips his hips around and

just delivers a strike 30 40 yards on the field or whatever was you You had the deep ball to Quez Watkins. We love Quez Watkins. But I think people are finally seeing enough of Jalen Hertz to say, and, you know, Eagles fans who have decided, hey, he was the guy last year. Maybe you were ahead of some people. But if he can play like that, you're not even going to be thinking about another guy next April. And I think the key is for him is stringing these together, right?

The first two weeks of the season, we do this, for a living, we talk about it every year. We pour everything into these analyses the first couple weeks. We're up crunch and tape, but like, we don't know. You know, we really don't know. There's some things we know, but there's some things we don't. For him to solidify his reputation as this guy, he just has to do it over and over again. And I don't mean he has to be that good every night.

But last year, there was some highs and then some lows. So I think he would tell you that. And the leadership is off the charts with this cat. I mean, the buy-in from this team is incredible. They have great vibes. Great vibes at the link were great, too. I mean, we talked about the crowd earlier, but I think, you know, going back on your point a little bit, Chris, is like he looks pretty poised back there, man.

And, you know, we talk about him running tough and delivering the ball. But, like, the first half he had, what, two incompletions? And he was dealing the ball to everybody, which was awesome. And then, like, you know, when you see a team, like, right before the half, like, march on the field with you know not a lot of time on the clock like that's just a poised team that kind of disciplined and like know what the fuck they're doing

which is something you really want to see from a young quarterback but yeah I mean lots of fucking really good stuff from Hertz and you know everybody's been gassing him up but rightfully so man that shit was really fun to watch the star of the game was Darius Slay I mean like you talk about Jalen was the star right Jalen's going to get

a lot of credit and he and he absolutely should But I you know going in this game there were a bunch of people like what success for the Eagles if they hold Justin Jefferson to X It'll be I'm like if you keep Justin Jefferson under 150 yards that's a good day at the office right and Darius slay didn't just do that He had him off his game like Justin Jefferson was making mistakes he doesn't usually make Including in the end zone on that pick you know not stepping in front of that ball but you know Kirk Cousins almost gave almost gave Slay two more in the second half and Matt Attics had one. They were on fire the back end since the first drive.

I mean, Slay on the first third down, he gets a little tug on Jefferson's arm, but who's keeping track? And then Bradbury on Irv Smith on a crosser, like the next third down. So both corners are on fire. And they were playing like top down. You know, White was playing fast. The guys on the back end were playing fast. It's just, and up front, dude, you know they have depth.

You know they have depth. They don't have to have a bunch of 10 sack guys. When we won the Super Bowl, we did not have a double-digit sack guy. Okay? You've got Fletch inside. You've got Hargraves inside who kind of set up one of that pick. Hargraves had a really nice route. Yeah, the pick.

They didn't mention it. Yeah, he had a great movie. They didn't. That kind of pissed me off. They don't mention everything. So we have to give him a shout out. Yeah, yeah. So he would.

But no, he had a really nice rush on that sleigh pick that you were talking about earlier, Chris. And I think Fletch had a sack. on a TE game, a forced fumble too, which was really nice to see. I think Swaydie J had won. I think he had like a TFL on a screen pass and a sack to kind of close out the game, which is just a fucking great feeling. But the front seven played really well. I always give this dude shout out.

T.J. Edwards, I love him as a player. He had a fuck ton. I think he had double-digit tackles, a couple pressures. TFL. Like, he's a fucking good player. But yeah, I mean, the defense played really good, man. I don't think, I mean, Dillon didn't do anything. And then like you said, man, like Jay Jeff did not look like himself at all.

So I thought they had a really good game plan, man. They really played well and had a lot of juice. It was fun to watch. Juice is the word, man. And listen, you look at Hassan Reddick and you say, hey, you want him to get home. I was on a Philly radio station earlier with John Clark. And John was like, what is, you know, Hassan Reddick need to do to get going? When you're a new highly touted edge rusher who just got the bag somewhere,

You know, you want to get out there and put your best foot forward. You want to play with house money early in the season. And by that, I mean, you want to sack, right? Like in the first two games. So he doesn't have one yet, I don't think. And I know, like, you can be in that situation feeling like a baseball player in a slump. You know, before I almost deleted that puppy today. That's how I was feeling.

I was feeling like Hassan Reddick. And, you know, Hassan was active last night. He got it right end, and he was getting after. I think Darry saw the left tackle. Is that him for Minnesota? He had some really nice rushes. He won in a few ways. He blew up a screen pass.

So there's going to be things that aren't going to show up on the stat sheet, especially with a crowded defensive line room where, you know, sometimes you think you're on a D-line with a bunch of bodies and you're going to just be the beneficiary of a bunch of stuff, but you also might, you know, because of game plan and the ball coming out quicker because they got all y'all or because a guy beat you to the quarterback. You might not be the beneficiary of a bunch of stuff. You might just have to keep your head down and keep rushing.

and trust the people that were watching tape know that you're winning. And so that's a tough deal, but I will say this. It helps take the pressure off him that I think Josh Sweat continues to look like their best edge guy. I mean, when we saw this coming from the beginning, that guy's a fucking, he's a demon off the edge, man.

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clothing dot com slash green light bo what do you think of that kid to e pull o two i think he's a good player man i was uh i was watching him a lot i think he's a very underrated guy um i thought he had a pretty good game so i'm going to continue to check him out he's uh he's an intriguing player to me it's kind of like what Chris said. You know, there's a lot of guys that get a lot of love and rightfully so. And then, you know, if your role players that play really well consistently, especially, you know, first and second down, that can be a big role to let your boys eat on third down.

One hand washes the other. Yeah, I played well, man. Exactly, brother. They both wash the face. The biggest question, I think everybody was wanted to know, especially the ones that watch a broadcast, did Dan Orlovsky truly fart? Their quarterback is the most in defensive. quarterback in the NFL.

Now, the big change is the commitment to running the football. So I didn't obviously hear this in real time, and I was aghast when I realized that this was picking up traction. What a nightmare. You know, there's nothing worse than the possibility of a wrongfully accused fart. It drives me crazy. and you know as an aside when when something stinks in the room and you point it out and people are like he who smelled a delta you know like what the fuck does that mean i i i i have my smell somebody shit their pants so i hate being wrongfully accused of farting

and as the big guy whether it's on an airplane or in an elevator people always look at you 100% chris i actually have a policy where i do not i'm i don't fart around people man i try not to because of that exact thing. I'm always blamed. So I'm going to give Orlovsky the benefit of the down. I listen to that little clip more than I care to admit. And here's the thing. It sounded like he was kind of doing his little, you know, his little, he was talking about his little bits and stuff. And he kind of got, you know, tongue tied. And I thought he maybe made a little. Oh, like to make fun of himself, to make fun of himself. Yeah. Yeah. Possibly.

But you would think that I mean, he would address it today, Bo. If he, if that, wouldn't he come right out and address it? I don't know. I mean, he leaned into it a little bit, which is kind of like, you know. Yeah, well, here's the thing. Here's the biggest thing for me. The guy's six foot seven, right? He's fucking freakishly tall. And judging by the sound of that fart, it sounds so loud, you really think his microphone, which is like five feet above his belt, like you think that he's got a long ass torso. You think that that fart sounded so. like clean and

it did sound it sounded like it was right on the mic the mouth noise it was almost like somebody you got a little tongue twide yeah like somebody in a TV truck maybe he just didn't want to you know protest too much

because you know that sometimes you know to get accused of something like that and you go over a little bit too much it doesn't really help your case it's a nightmare what do you fight for yourself people say you're farting thoughts and prayers man

I gotta put him on the fucking IR or something yeah that was tough it didn't even sound like a natural fart dude be cushioned. No, it sounded too, it was too. Yeah, we're tackling the important questions early here. Exactly. Getting the, hitting the, hitting the important stuff. Let me, let me say this, Monday night football overlapping sucks. Don't do that. Yeah, not with any regularity, please. Like, it was two good games too. I mean, well, actually not fucking like close games, but like fun games to watch. I guess it's more what I meant. The reason we watch Monday night

football so intently is because everybody is watching the same thing that's the power of monday night football the game could be terrible but it's a shared experience and when you siphon people off into two groups it's like the it's like the it's like uh the it's like uh the government you know they're trying to divide us and it's the same thing with monday night football we're stronger together watching fucking jags colts on a monday night or something you know i mean like or you could just go to a concert well easy it's too soon but here's another thing here's Here's another thing, Beau. Every football game that you watch in the NFL, and really, like, all year, if you're watching football, chances are it's competing with a bunch of other football games, except for on Monday and Thursday night.

Like, you're in the playoffs, whether it's Wildcar Round, Divisional, until you get to the Super Bowl, like, or championship weekend, I believe, like, you have to choose between games. Don't make us choose. You talked about interesting Monday night games. maybe they shouldn't invite Kirk Cousins back anymore because he's 2 and 10 all time on Monday night games he is a talk about meteorical quarterbacks as well he's 60 60 and 2 career record but he's got he's got he got the bag man because he got that sometimes he can spin that thing and it can look so fucking pretty he'll he'll be out there looking like Joe Montana bro sometimes you know and boy he has had some play action and some

you know, juice out of the backfield in Minneapolis. This made him look better than he is sometimes, but I don't know, man. And I just want to say this. I don't hate that button down shirt. Zag, dude. Green light, not red light. I want a green light that button down shirt. There's a lot of bros in Charlottesville that were at the My Morning Jacket concert

dressed like just like him. Like a youth pastor? That's not a youth pastor. That could also be a guy that, you know, likes to paddle the river. on the weekends. And, you know, he's got some kids and lives in Charlottesville and wears flip flops everywhere. Jeans with flip flops is a code break. Kingston walked in here the other day.

He had this new fucking haircut. He looked really sick, like to the point where I was like, damn, dude, you look fucking tight with that haircut. But then I looked down and he had jeans with flip flops. And I think he got complacent because he was feeling good about the haircut. And then you commented on it right before we met the guys from my morning jacket, so I felt super awkward. Oh, God.

I'm so sorry. but you also said they love to paint me is that around here but like it just makes everything easier you know if your boss is a bully

then I do you know the first thing you said was nice haircut yeah I led with a compliment you're good but then it was actually helpful advice now I know the guys from well no

it wasn't because you go I actually thought about that before I left the house so you actually thought about the decision it's not like I blindsided you you were like

do I put these sandals on I could put some socks on no clean socks on I had no clean socks. That was the issue. I think if you go like jeans and sandals, you got to really roll those puppies up, man. Go like mid-calf, you know, lean into it even more.

See, I like socks with slides. Some people think that's a code break. I'll do that all day. All right. That's a locker room. I respect that, Chris. Talking about slides, the Titans slid right down the power rankings, right? Yeah.

That builds Titans game, 41-7. I heard about it. Yeah. Yeah, actually, I was twisted in the crowd at jacket and I looked out of my phone and said, holy shit. And I showed my friends. And they were like, wow. I caught the first half of that game, man.

I mean, it was, it wasn't that fun to watch after a while, frankly. But, you know, it's the bills are fucking good, man. And it's not like they, this is a pretty hot take. Yeah, hold on a second. Let me call the fire department on you. Yeah, exactly. It's fucking spicy, and I'm willing to die on that hill. You know, the bills are pretty good.

But, God, damn, I don't even remember the fuck I was saying about that because shit got out of hand so quickly. Oh, yeah, they've beaten, you know, what have been good teams with the Titans and the Rams. I'm not so sure that the Titans are a good team this year. I'm not as sure as I've been in years past. Like, it doesn't seem like Derek Henry's just giving them the pass. You know, like when Dee Henry's carrying that team, It's just getting to be scary hours for this window for them.

Like this window has been open. I talk a lot about windows, but it's a very real thing. Their window has been wide open for a couple years now. And the quarterback play at times has been what's held them back. Like last year, if Ryan plays better, they probably beat the team that was representing the AFC in the Super Bowl. I mean, they had that opportunity. And they've had opportunities in years past, and they just haven't had the fire.

power and now it feels like it's scary hours for the Tennessee Titans yeah they I mean we talk about like we've talked in the past about like you know and you're in for a fucking miserable week of practice these guys the Titans short week like if they they've got the Raiders are coming up they are going to have a tough week of practice you know what I mean because they're they've they got their ass whoop somebody's got a call the NFL PA this week because there's definitely going to be some violations out there. I mean, they're going to be, exactly.

It's going to be like the longest yard out there. On Monday night, they probably didn't get in until like fucking 4 a.m. in Nashville, you know, after getting their asses, welcome and then just at the facility the next day at 11, watching that tape. Oh, that's the worst plane ride right there. I mean, I'd like to redact whoever.

That's got to be. Because that is awful. I mean, it's not the worst plane ride in the world from a distance standpoint, but you're right. There's no, like, see you Wednesday. It's see you like later this morning. Go home, get a nap.

See you at 9 a.m. And I used to play for the Patriots. And now I'm going to jam my foot up your ass for four and a half days. That's what that's what it's going to be this week. Because one time I was on Bustin with the boys and I was like, Brable man, really cool. Right. And Will Compton was like, yeah, he's also really kind of a fucking hard ass.

And I was like, damn. So he really, he's about that life. And I think it's going to get real this week. Yeah, a lot of guys walking around some tight assholes in that facility. That's an award we should give out, really, like, this sphincter superlative. Like the sphincter gauge? Yeah, because I think, like, if you look at the teams this week, who's got, I think, I think Carolina is, is, Carolina's ready to explode.

If you're another, it's the way they're losing. You know, these are not exciting football games. and Matt Rule, his seat was at least like a heated toilet seat to start the air. And now it's heating up a little bit more, and Baker Mayfield just moved in. He's got a bow jangles right down the hallway. He thought he had the setup, but it's feeling even worse than the Browns Stadium where he lived last. I mean, it's just not working, man. So I feel like that's assholes are tight in Carolina.

I think assholes are tight, as you pointed out in Tennessee. see who else is owing two well the colt raiders oh one and one colts cults are cults are not the assholes aren't tight in the colts building i think because frank rike is a is a good man and shit won't run downhill where he just starts pointing the fingers and blames everybody i'm not saying mat rule and mike variable aren't but i think frank like i think more everybody's sad in indy like the sadness factor like we might need to check in on them next week after they play the Chiefs this weekend, man. That might be a...

It's a tough scene. That's a tough scene there. That's a tough one. I mean, I also think it's just disappointing as hell for them because expectations were a little higher than 0-1-1 for the Colts, but the Raiders are 0 and 2 also, right? So the Titans and the Raiders this weekend is going to be an interesting. Don't laugh on the bus or on any of those teams. Don't smile on the bus.

No. Don't do anything on the bus. Just stare straight ahead. bite your fucking jaw. Oh my God. The way dudes come in on a Monday after a loss, like just mean mugging, the mean mugging the lobby,

like the receptionist. Like you're walking by the receptionist. You got to act hard. Bengals are Owen, too, also. Oh, yeah. Bengals too, yeah. But I think people believe there. They know they're good.

That's part of it. Like when you know you're good early in the season and you're O&2, everybody's pissed off. But when you're on a team like Carolina, you're like, damn, this is who we are, huh? tried to talk ourselves into it.

I mean, the Bengals, Bengals took a tough loss of a backup quarterback and the Cowboys. And, you know, they gave up seven sacks. We could talk about that a little bit if you want. You say you'd give me some shit for not listen to the pub. I actually did listen to Kyle's breakdown of some of the offensive line issues

that the Bengals have had. I thought he made some pretty poignant comments there, Chris. I think Kyle's was shockingly well-spoken. Pointy, eh? I think you might want to look into the, that word. Poignant, it's evokes sadness. It's not, unless he's sad about the Bengals.

I've misused it before, Beau. I'm 37. I'm a few years ahead of you. I don't mean to be. Let me get a fucking, let me get a vibe check on the word point. Poignant, invoking a keen sense of sadness or regret. Did Kyle regret something?

Did they bury somebody? Regretted the play. Offensive line from the Bengals. man, seven sacks? It does feel like the word poignant should be able to be used like in a, hey, he was right on target because I used to do that too, Bo. I thought he made some very pointed comments about the Eagles. Yeah.

How about that? With some prudent tips in there if the Bengals are listening to the podcast. Okay. So tell me what you saw in short. I think it's a mass problem. It's not an individual problem. There's kind of a lot of shit going on, man. They just look incredibly unsettled.

You know, they have a bunch of new guys. guys at the, you know, on that offensive line unit that wasn't really that great last year. And a couple of familiar faces that I think you've likely played against as well, like Lyle Collins at right tackle who's a big heavy-handed motherfucker dude. Yeah. I think my next still hurts from his punch. I was like, I told you before. I've said this in the pod.

Like I used to try to joke with him. He just doesn't like joking. And the last game we played, he came up. was like, hey, man, much respect. But I was like, I want to see you at a nightclub and be on your bad side. And then Alex Kappa, they signed in free agency. You know, he got a pretty good deal. And I played with him down here in Tampa Bay.

Ted Karras, who I think was he in New England when you were there? But he was in New England for a couple years. Yeah, but you know. He's a hardworking guy, but he was never like a highly talented guy. So like if you're building a line out of five of those guys. guys and i'm not claiming that's what they're doing but who's the biggest freak show on that o line jonah williams the left tackle and that's usually where you where it is but they're not an overly talented group you know no but they should certainly be playing better than they are right now

and it's i mean to to Kyle's point that he made i think it was on your monday show like you just talked a little bit how close they are and it's like yeah but i mean he also fucking gave up seven sacks and you know we we have talked a lot about how micha parsons from the cowboys is an unbelievable rusher so i think he had two that game um but other than that i mean it's joe burrow just looks a little bit unsettled in the pocket like he's kind of scrambling around a little bit too much there's some breakdowns with fucking tight ends and running back in protection too that i was looking at there's just kind of a lot of shit going on it it seems a little bit like a game plan thing in a sense of like you know if you're if you're the best

angles you should understand that you know you have a young fucking quarterback who's a little jittery in the pocket just tee up some short shit for him like he doesn't need to hit a home run every play which is kind of hard when you have somebody at the mentality of joe b but let's just get in a fucking rhythm and then i was also looking at this interesting infographic of like how shitty joe burrow has been in like the first two drives in the game it's like is that a first 15 thing because those are all they are scripted you know and you know you have to look at I mean, listen, it's tough because I played with Sam Bradford, who obviously, you know, people don't think of like Joe Burrow, and I'm not comparing the two, but Sam had a great

rookie year, man, and people were like, he is, he is future him. Like some people were talking like he was himathy. And, and I believe there was a lot of himathy in him, but there was so much, there was so much, it was an onslaught every week. I mean, he was getting hit and he was far less mobile than Joe and he had the ACL in college he had two ACLs in the NFL and there was just

never a moment to breathe and learn and rep things in a controlled environment or at least relatively controlled and I worry about Joe like you can overcome it for a year but year after year what's the compounding cost of muscle

memory in like constant fight or flight mode like there's never just cortisol yeah he needs to get his blood worked on because he's out there with yeah he needs to yeah I don't know if he needs some gabba but like you see it's something

I got something for him but but he might need it for pain too because yeah like Joe Burrow cannabis for pain he could make a billion dollars off the fucking field if they just let us get the bag on the but Joe Burrow

If I could just kind of fucking nail my point home from earlier as like it is an O-Light issue a little bit. It's also a team issue. I think if they it's a quarterback issue, it's an offensive issue. I think if they can just get a fucking win and relax a little bit. They need breathing well. Everything, exactly. I think it'll really square itself away. And they're coming up.

They're playing the Jets next week. So I mean, there's something. Hey, hold on. I mean, yeah. Hey, hold on. I'm just saying like if they play well and get a win I think a lot of it's it's just so ironic that you're looking you're in a desert you're looking for a drop of water in your Joe burrow and you're like oh finally a quote unquote bad team the team that beat us last November and you know like I'm looking at that game this week and I'm really interested to see how they they respond against the team that just beat them and they're four and a half point favorites so you know like a lot of lot of people are going to bet the bangles i don't know man i don't know yet let me look at some more tape okay any chance there could be a controversy up there in new york if they keep winning if they're

like three and one uh if joe flacko yeah i mean i i don't know man the way he was slinging the ball around the yard the other day he must have seen the the mannequin with the boner on the bus ride in like these people have to we got to stop this shit dude like this is out of control so yeah yeah yeah i just i hope it doesn't become muscle memory This is not how you want to learn football. Cuts clothing has perfected the art and science of men's shirts. So you can throw one on and look great without ever thinking twice about it. Plus, Cuts has all the essentials for looking sharp like T's, hoodies, polos, and more.

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because of what Justin Fields said in the post game press conference? I think Bears fans are having trouble holding it in. Sphinctor's being tight. They've been, they're used to this. you got the Maryland Monroe syndrome down there in Chicago as sports fans they just can't control it

I saw a guy the other day he was crying he had a you see if you've seen this this video Google Bears fan crying Bo the poor guy I'm gonna cape for him

I'm gonna give him an out because the guy was wearing a fucking a Letterman's jacket a jersey an undershirt and a beanie and a sweat band indoors watching the game his girl comes in she's recording him and he's crying he's not crying his

eyes are sweating the guy's fucking hot his shit it's it's he's inside just go he's the guy is i'm not crying he's like and and then the girl she's like why do you always ask like this yada yada yada because she doesn't understand she's not a bears fan and he's like i've been with this team for 22 years i've been with you one month did whatever it was well love that i'm like just dig yourself Deeper hole, man. I think he needs to move on. Get the fucking girl piss. I got to find this fucking video.

It's a great video. The poor guy. He might have been the only fan Justin Fields would have let into the locker room. After the game, Justin Field said, I mean, it hurts more in the locker room than the Bears fans because at the end of the day, they're not putting in any work. Well, I want to hear what the question. I kind of love that. He's heard one too many, you know, you owe us in his career.

I also just, I want to hear what the question was, you know, like what he was responding to? Because he may have been like, what do you say to the Bears fans who, you know, you've let down? Which is a stupid question. Question was, Fields was asked if losing against the Packers stings more because of the rivalry and how much Bears fans want to win the game. Oh, that's a stupid question. I mean, like, okay, do you want the guy to just, the guy could lie and say, yeah, you know, that's why I care. He just got here, okay? I think you can feel the tradition when you walk in the door,

but at the end of the day, it's about the players on the field and the guys that he's not lying, dude. I think the way I would put it is fans care more in the moment. Like fans are more apt to break down and cry, right, to elicit a big emotional response. Guys care a lot, right? It's not all jersey swaps, okay? We put a ton of work in when the fans are doing whatever they're doing in their life.

like all week. Like we're working while you're going about your job or hanging out with your family or we're away from our families doing this. And like, so I understand him wanting to be like, hey, pump the brakes. I know I've heard it since I've been here. It's the fans care more in Chicago

than anywhere in the world. We got it. Like it's the, you know, the football fans, you owe them this, that and the third. I love the fact that he just said that because it's true. And anybody who's really upset about that,

it's his life, dude. It's your Sunday. And I know for some people you say, no, the bears are my life. But if this guy fails, the rest of his life, he walks into a room and he's like, oh, that's Justin Fields Bears flame out. You go on with your life. So I totally understand where he's coming from. And I know, like, as a quotable, it's like, fuck, man, maybe don't say that.

But I have no issue with it. I love it. I think as a player, you get, especially in the social media era, you get so fucking sick and tired of hearing about, fans exactly what you said, Chris, who think that they care more about a loss or they're put somehow investing themselves more into the game than you are as a player. And it's a pretty absurd

sentiment. And you go back and you see your phone and you as much as you don't want to, you open shit up on social media and you check your mentions. And it's hard to not get fucking hot about that. I think that was probably an emotional reaction that he wishes he could take back. But as players, Chris, I think we both

have fucking been there and been like, yeah, that's the truth. You didn't take Joe Blow from fucking Chicago didn't take on one fucking double. Oh, and Joe Blow from Chicago is not opening his phone to a million like, fuck you dies or whatever this cat's getting. And I can imagine, it's a lot of pen up aggression he's feeling. That's a city that's, and it's a great football city and fans are awesome. And I always say this, Eagles fans made my time in Philly.

These two things can be true at once. But at the end of the day, when I leave the field, I got to live with it. you know that's my life and so yeah players care more than the fans the fans have the luxury sometimes to care more outwardly or like you know break a tv but is that caring like that's just being frustrated and drunk and maybe you lost some money on the game or whatever me i got to wake up tomorrow and get ready for the patriots or the fucking jets or the bills like i don't have time to to sulk so my question to y'all is and cowboy you can weigh in here but what are the games we're most excited about seeing this weekend, the ones we're circling. Obviously, Bill's Dolphins is

number one. I believe it's number one. I think that's going to be just such a heavy hitter, fun game where a lot of narratives are going to be drawn from. I think there's some ugly football that might be played in the Steelers-Browns game. We have some tough matchups there. Bengals might have a bounce-back game against the Jets. It depends on which Jets team shows up, Week one or week two, week one, Flacco, or week two Flacco? Week two, final two minutes, jets. Right. I mean, those guys are out of control if they can harness that power.

And how about this NFC North matchup, Vikings Lions? Are the Lions for real? Can they continue to throw up 30 plus points in each game? Are the Vikings, which, again, which team is it for the Vikings, week one or week two? Look for the Lions to gash these guys off tackle. I mean, big plays. They've been towards the top when it comes to big explosive runs and they've done it two weeks in a row.

And the Vikings, not so much on the other side of it. Jared Goff, this guy, Bo and I were talking about it earlier. Go look at his number since December. I'm not saying that you should take this sample size and run with it. But it is ironic how like some quarterbacks can have like a good game or two and we're ready to cement the narrative. but a guy who's actually played the Rams into the Super Bowl and had some high highs.

I watched the Vikings and the Rams play at one point. I forget what year that was, but I watched the Rams and the Chiefs score 50 apiece. It was like 54, 51. That can't all be Sean McVeigh. I mean, could it all be Sean McVeigh? So my point is, Jared Goff deserves an opportunity to be evaluated in this scenario

and not just written off. And I've been guilty of just writing this off as a bridge, kind of situation. He's got a chance this week to say like, fuck, I'm back to at least a little bit closer to what I was in L.A. before shit got Harry for me.

Yeah, I mean, and he played really well against the commanders last week. And so you kind of got to give him credit for that. I've been a little critical of him in the past. We've got Packers, Bucks. That's going to be fun. I'm really into... That's one I'm really excited.

Jack's Chargers is going to be sneaky, the most fun game of the week. I mean, I could be wrong. It could get ugly, but, and you know how this is. Like, we don't care that Justin Herbert's ribs are a little jacked up, you know? It's not like, it's the only place we can hit somebody, you know, as defensive linemen these days, it doesn't feel dirty to say, I'm going to drill this cat. And if, you know, you've got to bring everything you got, he's my size if I'm an edge rusher. And, you know, I'm probably in all of his gutsy performance, but if I'm, you know, Trayvon Walker, Josh Allen, who had a really good game last week, coming off a week where we hold, you know, Taylor to whatever it was, I mean, it wasn't much.

He got on the ground. I'm thinking, let's go fucking, let's impose our will on this group. Now, it's, they're going to have some challenges, namely protecting Trevor Lawrence. But I've said again and again this week, been on interviews, did it on this. pod like he looked a lot better week two and i'm excited to see this game and that could be a good uh a low key quarterback tool if Trevor Lawrence really can't show that he's as good as he's played in the first two weeks yeah build off his week two performance he could um that that could be a good quarterback game do you think what's more likely the colts to get their first win against the chiefs

or the giants to take their first loss against the Cowboys. Oh, I think definitely Giants take their first loss against the Cowboys. Those games are muddied up anyways. And honestly, I'm looking at you Giants, all right? You're at full strength. The Cowboys aren't. You got them coming to New York, right?

And that's a big win for the Cowboys. So the classic, hey, letdown game, even though it's in division, you can tell me it's a rivalry all you want, but this could get a little. sleepy and the Giants could make this interesting. I don't know what the line is but Giants favored by two. Wow. Interesting. I didn't expect that.

Well, you know where everybody's going to be betting. I don't know if everybody's going to be betting the Cowboys. I just feel like it's such a Peter public team anyways, right? And then the big national stage win last week and an uninspiring win over the Panthers for the Giants. So that'll be interesting to see where the money is there. And commies, uh, Eagles.

man, we didn't even talk about this, the Carson Wentz Bowl. Oh, that's right. I mean, this is something I want to ask you about Chris. How do you think Carson's going to get treated in feeling when he goes back to the way? I think he's going to be booed. I saw, you know, Russell Wilson get booed last week, and I didn't, I wasn't moved to any emotion. So Carson getting booed is not going to move me to any emotion, even though I like the guy. Well, Jalen Rager got booed too during the Monday night game.

I think I'm not sure if you caught that, but he got booed hard. He was back for a punt. was asking for some more from the fans and then got like a you know what's fucked up you know it's kind of fucked up they should they should and how he's my friend but they should turn to the up to the press box and boo him and geoffrey you know i i think fans are funny about this shit like jalen rager was doing his very best you think he didn't want to be good you know he just you all picked him too early and uh and so yeah i mean like uh i feel for that kid but you're gonna fault a guy for being a first round pick.

Yeah, I don't know, man. But I think they're going to, they're going to boo Carson. And we're going to find out a lot of it. I cannot wait to see this game, dude. This is juicy. Raiders Titans is desperation, is the desperation bowl. Yeah. I actually am loki very, very intrigued by this game, too.

I mean, that's definitely one I'm going to tune in for. And like, there's nothing more violent than a bunch of desperate guys playing football. That's the Sphinstor Bowl, man. Uh-huh. The Sphinctor Bowl. That's the Sphincter Bowl this weekend. There we go. There you go.

That's what it is. It's the Sphincter Bowl. We worked it out in real time. That's going to be a weekly thing. I got to give you my drip king. My drip king, Ryan Fitzpatrick on the Amazon set. I mean, good Lord, man. He's always going to be, he's always going to be Fitzman's fucking complete legend.

It was fun to watch them, too. I thought he had some really good commentary. I mean, this shirt is. electric man it's electric he's he's at a luau somewhere he looks happy in every picture probably just came from one of his kids birthday parties rolled up to the set um do you have a drip king this week do you have any any superlatives to hand out bow no i mean it's usually it's one of the other man it's either beef cake of the week or drip king i think uh you know you kind of fits kind of takes a cake with that i do have one i want to talk about just man dog of the week of the

week, you know, just real quick. Last week we gave that to Cam Hayward, who balled out against the Bengals. Week one, this week I want to talk about Kenny Clark, who I think is a really fucking good interior defensive lineman who's, I mean, I know he's, you know, he's very highly thought. Wildly underrated. I think he's wildly underrated, yes. And he threw a fucking hump move that tossed the center for the bears. And he had a great rush like a rip to hump county you know i know it's a podcast so you can't see that but hump move one of my it's a great move it's a great move you know that reggie white um but howie long didgy white that's yep um so would love to i mean mandaver week is kentie clark would love to get him on the pod

yeah we got to get Kenny on the pod um really really interested to see how he plays too against the box we talked about a little bit earlier but green bay and uh tamp will be a great game to watch no question no question so yeah kenny clark man dog of the week. You know, I'm not an athlete anymore per se. I did just join a softball league. But I'm a podcaster. And to podcasters, gut health is very important.

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You've already responded to it, but I'd like you to expand on this establishment and what it means to you. The question was from at Zach Stephen, ask Bo what is Culver's order it is. Oh, yeah. Calvers. I'm a big Culver's guy.

Better brand of beef makes Butterburger better. So, you know, grew up in Minnesota and went to college at University of Wisconsin. There's a lot of culvers on 94. Never had culvers. Well, you need to fucking correct that, Chris. Let me Uber eat you some right now. But yeah, I'm going to get, you know, double butterburger with cheese and then six tenders with some honey mustard. Call it a day.

Fries at Culver's low-key aren't great, but I'll still eat them, you know, because you kind of have to. but yeah that's my order and if i'm feeling really good about myself then i'll get some sort of fucking custard i was about to say you can't get a culvers without getting their custard yeah but this is a weird move maybe i'm just getting a straight vanilla like milkshake i'm on that boat that's what i get when i'm vanilla with sprinkles in a dish you know because you're usually driving so it's like you don't want a cone because that's not going to work oh i had a mcflurry this weekend it was heavenly Oreo, of course.

Yeah, we're talking about Colvers. Why don't we get Colvers? Let's get Colvers to sponsor this pod. Yeah, well, they'd have to put one here. I'll reach out. Chris, this one's for you. At T-A-L-T-E-R asks. Is it possible you're better at fantasy when you don't draft?

Standings would suggest. Tommy Alter. So I must be up in the league. And of course, the background is this is. the league that they tried to shadow ban me from because in favor of Caruso, his NBA friends. I love Alex Caruso's game and everything, but it really is a twisting of the knife to find out that the draft was moved to appease the NBA guy because he had a flight to Paris. You know, the background here is the league texted me a time and then, you know, sneaky emailed me

a time change on the draft, and my draft was auto-drafted. And so I'm 2 and 0 in the league And what Tommy's implying is that I'm not a good drafter because I'm too how the fuck does that make sense? I don't expect you to Tommy I don't expect you to make sense I just don't you know a guy who texts somebody the time of the draft and then emails them the time change You want to send me a fucking raven Tommy you want to you want to you want to send a telegraph pony express You fucking newsboy hat wearing

peeky blinders without the without the knives and shit you just look like a peeky blinders guy pop quiz hot shot who won the Charlottesville gentleman's league last year Chris Long and he fucking drafted his team so what now Tommy and I'm going to win your league

and I'm going to take the money and I don't know what I'm going to do with it but I'm going to terrorize you somehow I'm gonna be like Liam Neeson. This one's from at Papa Hot. Is a beer fresh out of the fridge better than a slightly warmer one,

but it's on a lake or an ocean? Listen, man. He didn't say river. So I'm gonna go with the fridge. I'm a lake boy. Give me that lake beer. Yeah, you give me that river beer. Just float that thing right next to me.

Yeah. Put that Miller light in a cold mountain. stream just wedge it between two rocks when you're camping just sit it there it's nature's cooler then you go back down to the river snag one you don't even need to pack an igloo oh you're at the beach and it's hot as hell and you're sweating and you're just oh just 15 to 45 miller lights there's a bunch of fucking airplanes flying overhead with uh with messages tied to the back and people covered in white sunscreen and football's hitting your your beach towel You're with six to ten friends because you drink responsibly.

For sure, dude. Absolutely. I have one here. I know you got a couple more. I want to hit this one real quick read because you don't lose it here. This is from Zambo on Twitter. Had leftover meats. Capacola, salami, prosciutto from a Sunday charcuto.

Can somebody say that word for me? Charcuttery. Charcuttery. Why don't they call it a meatboard, dude? I petitioned to change the name. Adult lunchable is all you call. Yeah, not as good as a lunchable, dude. I might go to 7-Eleven tonight.

So, one, because I've had dinner and I'm an athlete recovering. A Sunday charcutary board that I took to the office for lunch, I ate them with my hands at the desk. Is that a code break? Fuck now. Do you eat capacola in an office? Gapagoole? You just, the whole office smells like cold cuts because of you, first off.

And then secondly, like, you can't go to your car to eat that. You're going to sit here and tell me that you've never stood in your fridge and eating fucking cold cuts like Tony Soprano, like 1 a. For sure, dude. I also, I kind of have been, I've been weaning off the cold cuts. But, you know, your fridge is not your office, dude. There's other people there trying to. Not with that attitude.

Okay. No, it's a code break to me. eating fucking lunch meats all loud and nah you do you baby with your hands that's a lot better than fucking heating up some salmon or shit like that in the office nobody nobody said to heat a fish so you're saying if you put bread on the other side of that and then ate it it would not be a code break but right because your hands aren't

getting all right cares about your hands what if you have to shake uh if carl from uh from fucking hr walks in Carl good to see you oh what's that on the guy's hands it's um Oh, it's just a cap a cola slime. It is a code break, dude. You're eating cold cuts around here? Oh, yeah. I need to enact an office rule, dude. Ah, eat up.

What's going to stop me from eating corned beef hash with my hands, huh? What's next? Where do we draw the line? Let me do this thing. Where do we draw the line? Oh, Bo? Oh, fuck. Let's do a corned beef hash pot.

I would eat a pound of that stuff at my desk. What? Craig eats fucking capacola with his hands. I can't eat some corned beef hash. I can't eat raw. I can't eat elk, ground elk. Like what? Cube steak.

What if I redneck this experience up? Taco meat? Just taco meat with your hands? It's a code break. All right. This guy, Autumn cheese, said, I hate Dan Snyder and the Washington football team, but have been a fan all my life.

My wife is from Philly and wants me to be an Eagles fan. I hate rooting for a horrible franchise, but I can't abandon ship and get in bed with the enemy. I got you, dude. Rood for the fucking Eagles, bro. Happy wife. Happy life. Next.

Also, we were English before we were Americans. So, like, things change, and it might go the same for you. Also, there's other teams in the NFL. There's, like, a Baltimore team you could pick. And if you're religious, there's a gods team. That's very good, Reid.

Dallas Cowboys. That's right, the most prayerful NFL team. Go ahead, Reed. Take us home with a couple more of these. Well, we've got to get over to, Beau very kindly tweeted out to help out this show tonight. He asked,

taping the Greenlight Pod and wondering what some of the biggest tailgating co-breaks are because, Bo, you never have been to a time. tailgate, correct? I have not been to a tailgate since I was recruited in college in like fucking 2009. But you want to know the code breaks because you're going to a tailgate here coming up, right? I am. I even managed to plug our tailgate that's coming up October 2nd, Chris.

You're a team player, bro. I love you. A long foundation. Big locker room guy over here. But yeah, I figured my old tailgating experience didn't really count as much since I was in high school. and didn't drink alcohol at that time because I was underage and you don't do that when you're in high school. Before both of you guys run through these mentions, why don't you think of what are your off the dome, what are some code breaks you think would fit in this category?

If I had to guess, again, no standing there catching up with people eating capacola, like with your hands. Okay. Obviously there's a bunch of, you know, food out. There's meatboards. there's grapes and shit you know there's bowls of chips just hand sanitize you know like it's it's hard to watch you just dunk your fucking still hung up on the pandemic on the meats no no no not the meats i just like you know don't be the guy that's like touching your face and then stick in your hands in the in the grapes you know what i mean you don't oh i got it like a

three minute limit on talking about your kids and i it's and i it I would break this too, but like, you know, we're here at a football game. We're trying to get, we're trying to escape. Like we all like our kid, our kid, this is not the in-person version of the Christmas car with all the updates. And that goes for me too. You know, like, and people love talking about their kids. I love talking about my kids.

Other people love talking about their kids. But like three minutes in, it's almost like you should have a signal and be like, all right, we're there. Let's get back to football or whatever the fuck we were talking about before. the orchestra starts playing yeah so they play you off I'm like yeah soccer game is incredible

I mean like it's hard to even tell and then the music starts playing but it's like the marching band yeah you know I'm guilty but like I'll catch by something I'll be like why are we doing this here I mean I mean off the cuff just not showing up empty handed

bring a fucking bring some bring a cooler you know bring something stop the gas station and get a bag of chips like if you're going to some of his tailgate here's the other thing too like if you're I feel like in my experience if you're driving you got to get your ass there early

and get set up like you don't want to be like let's say I'm meeting you Chris at my tailgate spot you know I better be there before I've never set up a tailgate dude well October 2nd that's where yeah I mean we have a tailgate and everything for the Chris Long Foundation but I've never physically so I guess when you ask me

like what do you think the code breaks are they're just more like social things you know like they're just I don't know. What about like getting so fucked up that you miss the game? I think that's fine, dude. Is that a common occurrence? Oh, that's cool? You still be sloppy.

I think it's fine. I think it's fine. The team's going to be fine. The team's going to be fine. Like, you don't need to be there. It's not going to change anything. Don't tell that to the Bears fans. Mike's tweets 13 laid it out pretty good for you guys.

He said showing, these are code breaks. showing up empty handed, being sloppy and obnoxious drunk, dominating the ox or the Bluetooth and eating the last wing. Another one at Brandon Krantz, showing up late and expecting everyone to move their stuff so you can park in a spot. That's a big one. Okay, got it. So if you're in a spot next to an empty spot. What's late though? Like within, I'd say 30 to 45 minutes before kick. If you If you have a tailgate spot, a parking spot, you need to be there an hour. Wow. Or within 45 minutes of kick.

Kingston's giving me a two. You're a real tailgator. You get there at least two hours early. This is like, I'm really glad I don't do this stuff because I would be breaking codes, you know? It depends on which lot you're in. If you're in one next to the stadium, it's two or three hours. I'm not interested in driving to a tailgate. Like, I'm interested in being dropped off at a tailgate.

That sounds cool. but not like having to pull in the social anxiety and I've been in the car when somebody was parking in a tailgate and I just I think they I guess they were breaking a code and I didn't know it at the time but it makes me really nervous you know fuck what a noob that person was another another code break

tossing the football careful when you're throwing the football you don't want to hit cars you don't want to hit little kids if you're the little kids tossing the football you don't want to hit grownups with drinks somebody said taking a piss in between cars and accidentally pissing all over the car because you're bomb what about the taking a piss in between the cars we could we just stop there oh that's is it normal to pee between the car I'm imagining like a parking lot not not like like I'm imagining like the

UVA parking lot outside like you pissing the parking lot a lot read you want to go jail day dude allegedly sometimes sometimes when you got to go you got to go I just some hits a car it's all right it'll get washed off it'll rain they don't have the little cups like on the side line. Dude, if we're in a field, if we're like in a field, like, and there's gravel and there's grass, like I feel fine about pissing there. But I just feel like if I'm the guy pissing between two cars, I'm going to be the guy that gets yelled at.

That's just the reality of the situation. It's always me. It always gets taken out on me. I'm pissing. I'm the 14th guy. Some woman's going to walk around the corner and be like, this is not okay. And it's going to be me. And I feel small.

Gas grows. Oh, no IPAs, somebody said. I mean, fuck. Really? That's a weird thing to be the beer police. Don't be the beer. Don't be the beer police. Okay, I'm a Miller light guy, but like don't, don't be the beer police.

Hey, we'll be back Friday with Stanford Steve.