Green Light with Chris Long - Best Plays in Sports History! Chris & Dr. Fax Decide their Favorite Sports Sequence.

Episode Date: July 19, 2022

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Tennessee, y'all two. 1-800-9-9-7-89. Welcome to the Greenlight podcast. Cowboy. We're having fun today. Chris and Dr. Fax have prepared their favorite plays in sports history. They've created multiple lists. They've combed deep into the archives of their brains to remember the best plays that they watched.

We're going to do 10 rounds. Each round, Chris and Nate, will nominate one play apiece. We'll alternate who nominates first. And then I, Cowboy Reed, in the Ultimate Decider. There's some good matchups here. And at the end, we run through our honorable mentions, anyone's we missed. And make sure in the comments on Twitter, you do. YouTube, make sure to tell us which ones you think we forgot.

Your favorite plays. Cheers to having a great day. It's not the draft we're doing today, but maybe the next draft could be like all-time worst munchy foods. And where would sunflower seeds rank in that, Dr. Fax? I don't think, I think sunflowers are do well. I wish, I wish they were like the barbecue or... I might rather eat a sunflower than the sunflower seed right.

I wish they were like the barbecue and or the ranch flavor ones, which are elite. But I think so far as a good munchy food, why not? Bro, that's like the food that gives you blue balls. It's not a food. It's like a tease at the time you need it the most. You have the munchies, dude. Honestly, there's usually a better selection, like, down there. And there's some stuff that I can tell that are, like, for future props for the show.

So, like, I don't want to be an asshole. just open up something and eat it knowing that we're going to use it for the show but today it was you being a team player yeah it was scarce down there and I seen a big bag of sunflower seeds they've been in here a while there's not a baseball team

hanging out in here so I don't know who the fuck is eating sunflower seeds read yeah I don't remember where those are from oh they're they're mine Jesus Christ where are the bodies man do sunflower seeds get old like do they get stale if the bags closed I feel like they're good to go I'm not saying that

I'm not saying they're stale. What I'm saying is like, this is a canarian, the coal mine type thing for like psychotic behavior. I think like if you're like snack shaming, munchy shaming. I'm not snack. Well, yeah, I am munchy shaming. You're the person who eats skinny pop, like pop the air popcorn. Bro, I would house 30 bags of skinny pop before I would want one sunflower seed stoned. That's your problem.

Okay. We'll do that. We're going to do that draft soon. I'm going to tell you who my agency. is contacted already. The number one player in the draft, the Sunflower Seeds. So just know that that player will be locked into a deal a week prior to our draft. Okay, so today's draft, and it's the first of his kind.

It's less of a draft than it is a game. I'll tell you what the terms are right now. The terms are Reed decides. Tony Reid. Tony Reid Alley, dude. Tony Reed Alley. Basically, Reed's going to, you know, pose a topic. and then Nate and I are going to give an answer.

He gives an answer. Whoever has the best answer gets a point. We're going to go, I think, 10 times. So 10 rounds, and the topic today is... Sports plays that would feel cool to make. Yeah, like plays that would make you feel fucking cool. Yeah, yeah. Basically, your best picks from SportsCenter Top 10.

Yes, yeah. I mean, sure. Yeah, you could be... You could make Sports Center top 10 and be on like a Russian national team. That doesn't feel cool. You're still in a Russian national team. It's got to feel cool.

It's got these are righteous fucking plays. That's right. With the coach coming in with the AKs in the locker room. No Bueno, dude. No Bueno. No, Bueno. It's not good.

Dos Padonia. It's not good. All right. So who's picking first? Who's rolling the ball out there first? Number between one and two. I think it's two. It was two.

Okay. So he goes first. Pretty much. Sorry. Snake draft, though. That's not an advantage of this. I beat you to the punch here. I'm like a guard.

I'm beating you to the punch. That isn't an advantage here. That's a little bit of an advantage. So Chris will go first in this round, then you get to go around. You get to go first and round two. He's just go first the whole time. Oh. Wow.

This guy is going to kick my ass. And I just want to say this. As we were looking for these fucking plays, there are so many. This is just round one. This is like a boxing match. We got 10 rounds. The fuck that's cool draft. Fuck, that felt cool.

Oh yeah, it's going to be, and it's going to be very different because what you think is cool and what I think is cool is definitely. And I didn't suck up to read. I didn't pick golf plays or like alpinists. I didn't pick like, yeah, I could have got real, yeah, like free soloing something. You know what I mean? You could have done Simon Dumont in the 2005 X games half pipe. For sure, Reed.

And I didn't do that. Yeah. Good for you. Because I'm not trying to play game this. system. Okay. I'm not sucking up to Tony Reilly, dude. Time out. Like, you poured, we poured this drink and I thought it would be cheers to a shot. Oh shit. My bad, bro. Am I getting criticized for giving out liquor? This is incredible. Yeah. Like, I'm sitting here and I'm like, dang, these guys made me drink. I'm sorry. I'm trying to feel some type of way. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I feel some type of way about it. How does it pair with the sunflower seats? Like, you guys gave me a spike drink? No, we didn't root for you. Oh, man. A whistle pig. Rye. Yeah. God damn. Ugh. Isn't this a whiskey that Will Compton always talks about?

Yeah. It's a little reddish in color. Anyways, right off the bat. 17 power, okay? We're in the eye formation. You got Carlson, tight end to the left. Let me remind you, I was a good run stopper.

Okay. 17 power, that double team that's coming, I'm shaking it all. Not on this play, buddy. Shaking it off. Not on this play. sending that tackle up to the linebacker and I'm stopping that power in the hole. That was that was my deal.

So do you think that my play is 17 power or do you think that that was the first two and a half words of a dissertation on the greatest fucking play that ever happened? Can I is, do you know, do you think my pick is over? Hey, pull your, I don't know if you play spades, but pull if you have a big, if you have the big joker, you're supposed to play it. playing him right now. You're supposed to play. 17 power. You got Carlson at tight end the left. You got Michael Robinson at Fullback. You're in the I formation.

It's a playoff game. You're a member of the Seahawks. You're the first team in NFL history to get into the playoffs with a losing record. You're very fucking welcome guys. We lost to Charlie Whitehurst. That should have been us. But we gave birth to Beastquake, dude.

Not Beast Mode. We didn't give birth to Beast Mode. That dude is a motherfucker. We take no credit for him, but Beasquake, I take a lot of credit for it because we blew that game up there. And that fucking play actually registered on the Richter scale, dude. That's why they call it Beasquake. It was like a little earthquake. Scientists were like, holy shit, what happened over there, dude?

That play had to feel amazing. Nine tackles he broke. It's got to feel amazing to make that. You're talking about the whole my dick play. Yeah, dude. See, there's a name for it, dude. multiple names for it. Beasquake, hold my dick.

I had to feel amazing to do that. The fish were shaking over there in the fish market. I like that. There were fish falling everywhere, dude. Coming out strong. Okay. So if you're going with that, then I'm going with kick six. Fuck!

I'm going with kick six. I think that... Big board. At the end of the day, to beat Nick Sabin that way and then the events of how that whole game is, you know, game went down. Nick Saban arguing and getting that two seconds or whatever it was back on the time to try that field goal and thinking that, hey, maybe my guy can make this kick and we won't go into overtime or worst case scenario is we go into overtime. We missed a field goal.

It was just such a. And we all, it's in and for football players that kick six, that's something that happens like at the end of practice. And in your head usually has a, defender, you're like, this shit will never happen. Like, they won't score on this or this won't happen. And you better be running. And that situation, when the ball gets kicked and it's short, and like as a football player, when you're watching it and you're seeing it gets set up, he did everything he was supposed to do, bring the team to the offside, set up your blockers.

And realistically, on field goal, if you realize it or not for people who don't know football, you only have about three or four really athletic players on the field on your field goal team. So you really only have to get three people blocked and then worry about the kicker. Like other than that, the old linemen should not be able to tackle your returner. And that's what happened. And it's, I feel like it's a play that we'll never forget. It's probably one of the best college plays like in college.

history. It has to be in the top five, probably, like, if not, like, one of the top three. But just the ramifications and it being against Nick Sabin and to see, like, the camera zoom in on his face, like, like, did this just happen? Yeah, he wrapped it all up. He was shocked. And everybody's really happy to see something like that happened in Nick Saban on like a Saturday night. And I'll always remember where I was during that play. So that's a barometer for how great a play was.

I'll always remember. And was that to play Darren Bates' head got busted open that night? Darren Bates, one night when we were on the road, was excited about, it was kick six.

Yeah, it was Kixie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Darren Bates, war, damn eagle, as he would say, is all fucking hyped. Dude, there's people screaming in the,

we're in San Francisco, getting ready to play Niners. Batesie is hyped. There's people screaming and Ray, Ray, came in late from curfew and they were all excited. He didn't hear Ray Ray was calling him

like hey unlock the door up. I'm in a hurry coming home. So he goes to the door to open it up and Ray Ray just barges in. Bust his head open. There's blood everywhere. He had to miss the game the next day. He was on the sideline and sunglasses. So respect. I mean, I feel like I could have maybe lost that one. Reed?

If facts, if I were you, I would have maybe kind of given one of your lesser, you know, one of the plays you weren't as as excited about because in a 50.1 to 49-9 decision we're going with Beesquake. Just because that like, it's the pros.

How many, how many tackles to be break? Listen, dude. All right, I was being nice where I said, I think I might have lost that one. Here's the problem. Can you remember who's the player that made the play?

Yeah. Don't look. I did write it down at first. Okay. All right. So, hey, you know, you got,

hey, I told you, I'm an undersized guard. I just beat you to the punch. Back. First play. Bang. Okay, I'm going, I'm going with Randy Johnson hitting the bird. Oh my God.

And exploding the burn. You really think that feels cool to do that? Fuck yeah. What? How annoying are birds? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? You think in his heart of hearts, he was like, he was like, yes.

He was like, can't wait to go. I think a lot of people thought he was cool. I think it shows the type of power he throws with. And, hey, it's never happened. I could explode a bird. Do it. Do it. Why hasn't it happened?

It's a chance, bro. Does it do it? Why hasn't Greg Maddox exploding her? Don't talk to me. Why hasn't it happened? How many how many pitches? Because I'm not trying to do that. Like, if someone can look up how many pitches has happened after that pitch, like, think

about it. It's like hitting the lottery. It's literally like hitting the lottery and it's never, ever happened again. Like, do you know that Randy Johnson is an avid photographer and probably takes wildlife photographs. You think he felt good about this? Yo, it doesn't matter if he felt good or not. It's in the draft name. It's cool. It's cool. Okay. It's cool. All right. So I'll play. I'll play. All right.

So you're throwing you off. No, not at all. I'm just looking for the weakest possible entries. I can trot onto the field here. I'm going to go, fuck it. Jerome Simpson doing a flip into the end zone during a meaningless football game. If it wasn't a morning dove, I would kill Randy Johnson. But it's a morning dove and doves are cool birds. Yeah, you really think a hippie like Reed is going to be like, yeah, that was sick. I mean, I took that off my big board. You think this is biased. Jerome Simpson is the only player I have ever seen land a flip, dude.

Here we go. Okay. That play, I mean, it was still on like the CBS pregame package, the highlight package for years. Bro, listen, if you want to win this game, you got a criminal. You got to 20 seconds. If we want to throw, yeah, you want to throw. For selling marijuana. Guys.

For selling marijuana, dude. Guys. Lots. Lots. Lots. So what, dude? I got a fucking, I got to. No,

I'm joking. That's not better than blowing up a bird. It would have been a lot easier to just do. He didn't stop flipping. Joke. But you, you know, like,

respect. I mean. He's a criminal. I missed that. I missed that. Yeah. So round three, two,

oh, so I'm up. Chris is up. Yeah. So, fuck, I guess I'll go. Patty Maroon, game seven, double overtime to send the Blues in the Western Conference finals in a year that they won the cup. Okay, yes, I'm biased.

The St. Louis Blues are my favorite hockey team, and that was a magical summer that I really tuned into all the fucking games. I just retired. I remember where I was. I was at a bar in New York City. I ran out in the street. People were running in the street. Like seven people were running in the street.

and I heard them like three blocks away and found him. We all celebrate it. But he's a hometown guy. He's from St. Louis. So imagine the only thing more game seven than game seven is a double overtime goal, double overtime. So it's like game seven, but it's in overtime, not just one but two overtimes. I'm going Patty Maroon. That had to feel fucking cool.

Okay. I'm going. Just beat me. Give him the, you got you got. I'm going Malcolm Butler, interception. There you go. Not giving the ball to be smold when everyone

everyone in the world just knows the ball is going to beast mode and they throw a pass. Except Malcolm Butler. He had that shit. Malcolm Butler I don't know. He must have been in his playbook. He must have been reading his

keys the way he was supposed to. He wasn't fooling him. Looked like he knew it the whole way. Pick When when what Richard Sherman says what? What year was that? God, I want to say it was like 14.

14 season 15 Super Bowl. It was amazing. I was, me and Sam Bradford were in Mexico watching that at a little like authentic ass little bar watching Danny rooting for the Patriots because, you know, the Seahawks just beat us every year. So yeah,

we were like hating in Mexico. I always think about, I always think about games like that for people who are ban and you're just, you're just like already counting your losses being like damn they're about to give the ball the fucking marshawn like he's about to score and you just know like damn i just lost this amount of money that happens and it probably makes you want to have a heart attack people probably turn the game off probably actually do have heart attacks over that they like they like they're superstitions don't want to watch it like i know what's going to happen and you're just like man number three killer of

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7-2. 7-2. My man Vince cleared his ass in a game. Pretty good. Drag his nuts across his head. Pretty good.

And shoulder also. Can you imagine being 7-2 and getting dunked on? Le Dunk de la Mort. It's like the monster truck getting run over. By a little truck, a smaller truck. It's emasculated. It has to be.

Yeah. That's like the truck you're driving. And a bloke from the United States. Redacted truck. Running over. A monster truck One of those Yankees Got your

Wice said Carter deserved to make history Sadly for me I was on the video too I learned people can fly You know Took it like a champ Took it like a champ

On the forehead Alright so I'm gonna go This is a tough one Because I could go up 3-1 here I feel like good Wouldn't it? I feel kind of warm

Like a shot at whistle pig rye How about King Griffey Jr. hitting his first pitch that he sees at the kingdom out of the fucking ballpark on his dad's birthday his dad's a teammate this is the first pitch he ever

bro everyone has birthdays bro like did you miss did you miss 96% of the entry come on bro okay this I see this is everyone has birthdays like don't like like that's a cool memory but like don't try to throw extra spice on it throwing like

you're throwing extra stuff that doesn't matter okay what do you think Ken Griffey year did for a living. He played baseball. Okay, on his team. But like, that's a testament to... That's a testament to him. That's a testament to the dad.

What's the title of the draft? So what is your memory? Is it the dad watching that or is it Ken Griffey hitting it? It's Ken Griffey hitting it. So, like, you don't have to talk. You don't have to talk about the dad. No, it feels good. It feels good to do something good for your family on their birthday.

It feels fucking good. Nate, I have to agree. You're being kind of a hater. Yeah, you are kind of, you are. You are being a little of a hate. It doesn't have to be bad for yours to be good. Yeah, I'm not attacking yours. You're in a very defensive spot because you know you're getting...

No, I just feel like you're pandering. You're pandering to who? To read. With the Seahawks? The Seahawks beat the dog shit out of him in the Super Bowl. He's a Broncos fan. Now you just talked yourself into a corner. You're making this up because read...

Turn up. All right. How am I pandering to read? It's fine. He didn't even say it. I think you know the answer, but... What, you know the answer? See?

Stop doing that. Stop doing that. Let him score. You're putting pressure on them. No, this is fine. This is good. This is good. Eventually people will see this or hear this.

Is it my go? Is it 3-1 or 2-2? It is 2-2. Because good for you. Look at that. Oh, you're over there complaining. It's not, that's not a bad play. Next.

Let's go. Let's play ball. God damn, man, who hurt you in the process? Tim Tebow, 80 yards for the Broncos. Overtime, playoffs win. Let's go. Okay. Let's go.

Okay, good. Let's go. That's good. Brandon Graham's strip sack, first Eagles Super Bowl title. Who? Who? Bro, you're,

I'm like shook at how. I'm shook at how bad you're performing right now. I know, I know the majority of our fans are Eagles fans. Like, I get it. But that play, that play is not,

that play is not better than Tebow. That's not. Then a play. Somebody fell down, dude. No, not. Someone fell down, buddy. A lot of people fall down on a lot of football plays, bro. How much does Tom Brady lose the football?

football in the most important moment of his life. And I'm not being a homer. I think this is going to be funny. The stakes were way higher. You said playoff game. I picked the Super Bowl play just to fucking beat you. So yeah, I'll take the fucking point. I think. Like, stop doing that.

What do you got, read? It's 3-2. That's a Brandon Graham win for sure. No. Brandon Graham. I mean, yeah, it was a great playoff. How much in this draft is going to be you complaining? I mean, holy shit.

Looks like a lot. Yeah. Your go. Go ahead. No, you, fuck, let me see. Hold on.

Mike Jones tackling whoever the fuck he tackled to win the Super Bowl for the Rams. The one yard line. It's the most important tackle in Super Bowl history. God, that had to feel good. Kevin Dyson. Kevin Dyson. Just get Kevin Dyson.

One yard short. Hold on a second. Because you know. I don't even know it. But you know this. But you know this. How hard is it to make an open field tackle? It's fucking hard, dude.

So we get paid to do, bro. Oh, God, damn, dude. Just we get fucking paid to do. Holy shit. Like, he went to work, bro. Hey, I promise you. He went to work, bro. Like, he did his job.

Did his job. Okay, I'm going with Davey Tyree helmet catch then. So helmet catch. What's up? He did his job. No, he did above and beyond. Okay. Above and beyond.

Eli Manning did above and beyond, dude. Eli Manning got out of a sack, dude. But he still threw a question. It was like a hundred year storm, dude. Hey. It was like a hundred year storm in that motherfucker. David Tyree, respect to our guy because he made a great play. Okay, then Eli Manning.

Eli Manning. Oh, so now I'm feeding your answers. That's good. Then Eli Manning. Eli, Manning, sure. I think you'd probably get to win there, wouldn't you? Eli Manning over that? Reid, he's

pretty soon he's going to threaten you, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Eli Manning, evading, jumping through X amount of edge rushers. Good, good, good, I just like how we're able to. Okay, okay. You're good, you got it. Okay.

I'm going to go Tony Hawk 900. Mm. God damn, that's cool. Well, the goal of this sport. I'm not afraid of your pandering going X games with Reed. I'm going to go

along the same lines because that's amazing first off. I'm going to go with three second knockout from Mosvidal. It's the fastest anybody's ever been knocked out in the UFC. It's emasculating fucking guys laughing when they touch gloves. Six seconds later in total. Bro, three rotations.

Guys asleep. That's like the scene out of Warrior, right? Warrior. Basically. Yep. Yep. Reed, do you like that movie? I love that movie. I love that movie too, Reed. Is that grind your gears? Here's my, here's my case. Here's my case. It feels really fucking crazy to win a fight.

Like, it just probably feels insane to win a fight. Can you ride a skateboard? Can you ride a skateboard? No, fuck no. Can you write a skateboard? Fuck no. On your feet, on your regular feet, can you jump and rotate three times? It's not about how amazing this is, dude.

Cool. That's cool. It's not about how amazing this is. He set a new, a new, The draft is based on what probably feels cooler. In the genre of the sport. Yeah, I hadn't seen the Mosvado. That's the whole point of MMA is to knock someone out.

Okay, okay. Like, you know what I mean? In watching the Mosphidal video, he does kind of duck into the flying knee, and he doesn't even extend the knee all as far. So Tony Hawk, 900. He's going Tony Hawk 900. Look at that. Good for you, man.

Anything to, oh, God, I got to take my ears out. Anything to stop the ringing in my ears from your voice this segment. I mean, it's like fucking, damn, it's like an athletic feat in and of itself. It's on you? What's the score? All right. 4-3.

4-3, who? You? Dr. Fax. Let's go. That's good. Go ahead, bro. I'm just filming a segment, dude. Okay.

I'll go Steve Gleeson block punt. Good luck, bitch. Good luck. Squid game. Spicy. Oh my good luck. Oh, hey, Steve. Yeah, this is loaded.

Well, I mean, dude, there doesn't seem to be a lot of overlap between y'all's list. No, it's good. Yeah, it's a lot of different. Yeah. Throwaway. Not really a throwaway, but I'm going to go T-MAC, 13 points and 35 seconds. That is amazing. It's amazing, but what felt better?

13 points in 35 seconds. Okay. Yeah, well, evidently, you've submitted it. it because I don't think unless you're a city icon it's Steve Gleason I did I did have T-Max shoes when I was a kid pretty much because of that sequence that's probably one of the best

and like NBA jerseys the blue star Orlando yeah like the magic I mean no matter what color it is whether it's the black uni the blue one or the white one it all looks sick that T-Mack play That series of plays was to win the game too. Yeah. But it was regular season, not to be a hater.

All right, Nate, 4-4. He's going to yell at you soon. Throw a little curveball. Okay, good. Chris Long, University of Maryland sacked. Oh my God. For a safety.

Throwing up to hell. I feel like I can rule on this. Throwing up the hell. Yeah, that felt good. That felt good. If we could, if we could play, football on Christmas Day between the trenches here for a second? Can we do that?

The World War I. Is it World War I? Where they played soccer? They stopped in the middle of the war and they play soccer. That felt really fucking good. Where were you on that play? Sideline? You were sideline? Yeah. Because I would have thought you would have

smoked me before Clinton because you were a big team celebrator. You would come hype people up. Because I was like, I remember in the video it was me. walking away and Clint and maybe Fitsy? Yeah. Just I could have, that's the closest I ever got to getting hurt during my senior year.

Yeah. Year was after that. Okay. That was a big hit, bro. Like, and for being there. And we hate Maryland. Yeah.

All right. Enough stolen. I'm not stolen, dude. Okay. You had enough time to look at your little backup list. Like, oh shit, he actually prepared.

He actually prepared for this list today. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. James Harrison Super Bowl touchdown. James Harrison's Super Bowl touchdown, bro. That's one of the greatest touchdowns in NFL history. And the best part of that is you were so fucking gas when you score on defense or one of your friends score on defense, right?

So you actually have half time of the Super Bowl. You have an hour and a half to get like your win back. So all that. And you can tell how Kurt Warner. You can tell how tired he was. He was running at the end his arms. Yes, dude. Like this.

It's James Harrison 5'4. Sorry, dude. What did I pick? I don't remember. I can tell you didn't feel that fucking good. What the fuck? If I made one play like that in my career, God damn, you would be able to tell me shit.

Damn. Oh, Kauai Leonard. Fucking ding, ding, ding, the whole fucking crowd's quite ding, ding. That was my pick. So maybe if you get, if you messed up, like, I should have got the pick and then you should have to pick after it because that's you picking twice. Like, he gave you the Eli pick. And that was in my cue.

I also gave you the Eli pick. Wait, wait, do you need to go first? Is that what you want to do? No, it's fine. If you want to, no, if you, if you, is that your pick? Do you want to phone a friend and call me and then I'll tell you to pick that? Give me one phone a friend. Fuck, I haven't even, I haven't even used Maurice Cheeks helping Natalie Gilbert with the National Anthem.

That was going to be my name dunk. I haven't used that. Let me just toss you that one. She can't even get through She's performing at the Rose Garden Mavs Blazers, dude 13 No, because when he helped out

Mocheeks is a fucking saint Yeah, but his singing was some ass too Had to feel good though Everybody like, hey, you're the closest thing To be in a troop almost Get the thank you's you're getting Walking out of that stadium I think there's some winners still left on this board

There's a lot of winner You can pull out to win To tie this up man Yeah well I'm going with Barry Bond's 756 as a as i i don't i don't know it's uh it sure is up to uh what's up to uh what's up speak on it what are you have to say go ahead okay go ahead shit i'm barry bonds over over over over

kawai leonard yes okay yeah i'm not no i'm just making sure we have the huh huh that's all kawai has fun guy the fun guy i like kawai kawai be i would love like Kauai rolls blunts in the back of the back of the family. Yeah. Yeah. Like he looks like he looks like he's awesome. He's having so much fun, dude. For sure.

God, I want to smoke with Kauai, dude. I need to go be a clipper. And that way I could smoke with Kauai. Just go to Toronto. They'll make like an outside the lines about it. Toronto with KD. What if I told you? Toronto with KD?

Yeah. Yeah. You get smoked up there. I'd be paranoid if he smoke. We're ignoring the fact that Barry Bonds that it was juice that it was performance enhancing. Oh, wow, dude. That's when we're ignoring that.

He probably felt angry about it. He honestly, probably got back to the dugout. I was like, fuck! Fucking record! Disqualified! These are the Jews. So if you're going to take that in consideration, I'm going to go with... No.

He's being biased because he's bringing up steroids, and he's the judge. So, like, he obviously cares about that. That's him judging. Okay. Well, he's judging. Give me another one. Yeah, you can do it. I'm going,

give me your list. Tiger Woods comeback. Which one? The best one. Let's go. Let's go. What's better than a tiger comeback? Like, let's talk about it.

Oh, my God. Let's talk about it. Did I just tie it up? I think so. I don't know if you know. You don't even know what's coming about. Now, Nate, if you had said. That's almost, that's like.

backfiring. You're right. Yeah. Nate, if you would go again if you want. If you had said tigers chip in on 16 in the 2005 masters, you would have won hands down. But you didn't.

If you had said, you would have really found his G spot over there. Tigers put on 18 in the round four of the US Open. Nick Faldo. You would have won. Soon. Fucking Nick Faldo. Whatever he did.

Okay. How about USA beats Russia in Hockley penalty shootout? Let's go. Wait, that's 1980 About 1980 Just disqualified me for the shirts That is so good I'm fresh out

I'm fresh out Yeah All right I'm fresh out Kauai by default Well I want to give him a chance I want to give him a chance I'm pandering please

Here Nate I got you I got you I don't think they're gonna win I don't think they're gonna win Link sanity Buzz the Beater versus Sarato Okay, you go first.

I'll give you a runoff here. Nate, this is a... You go on Lentanity? You go on Linsanity? It's even a better buzzer beater. Why are you giving him... You're talking about pandering. I want the people listening to the podcast to know.

Reed just gave him this answer. This is where it's good to be the boss. Ray Allen, game six. Ray Allen, game six. Final. Okay, well, fuck me. Here we go. It was...

That was your fifth answer, so still we're going with Kauai. No, you know what? Hey, you fucking, you damn near beat me here, dude, and I don't know, it could have gone either way. We're going to let the people decide. If you're here in Arizona, Colorado, Indiana, Louisiana, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Tennessee, or right here in Virginia, and you haven't tried the WinBed app yet, I have great news for you. WinBet is now offering $200 in free bets for new users. That's right, $200, 200 big ones on a $50 bet. Winbet is basically giving you free money.

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Tennessee, y'all 2,8009-8-9. Do you know what I'll say? I want to add this to the list and I don't know how this would have played Max McGee first Super Bowl touchdown when you hear the story of what Max McGee did night before the game was incredible he had sex with like he was

for a second he was like Walt Chamberlain he was Wilts Chamberlain he was role playing as Willed Chamberlain for a night definitely didn't use protection dude it was 1961 you know drunk woke up hungover went out there in a leather helmet basically

and scored like two tuds and was a Super Bowl MVP or something. Am I making that whole thing up? No, we've talked about that. He scored the first touchdown in the Super Bowl. It was a play. It was a pass that he caught and scored touchdown. Oh, I missed one too. The Bears Super Bowl,

Devin Hester, taking it to the house, first play the game. Had to feel good. In the rain. After doing Superman that host. How about your Mickey Mantle play? Oh, my God. In the bleachers, under the bleachers.

Wasn't even playing that game. Sorry, Dad. Not talking about it again. He made a play. He wasn't even on the field. Wasn't even on the field, dude. Legendary. But he wasn't great at the podium in breaking it down.

You know what I mean? I can't believe you guys didn't say LeBron's block in 2016 finals. Oh, yeah. That had to feel good. Maybe the best play of all time in NBA history, in my opinion. And no love to soccer. Like soccer's most popular game on earth. I tried to keep it domestic because.

No, it was hard. That was the hard part about going back and forth. fourth is just like you're trying to play your best car yeah yeah like i was saying you were pandering no i was i really wasn't pandering you next time next time we'll have to do like you got to pick one for me to sport listen that's fine bring it up we could do it however you want it wasn't was it me a ham who took her shirt off after they kicked black Nike sports bra save it for the way i remember fuck that felt cool draft no i know part two the part two is winning this draft honest man if i want to Shout out my, my, uh, who's a chick that beat the hell out of Ron DeRousey the first time she got

beaten. Everyone was like, oh my God. Oh yeah, yeah, I remember her. Holly home. It was on too late at night. Somebody asked me why we don't do more UFC. I was like, if they start doing a midday, like, uh, run, Reed, what's the coolest play that you think was ever felt? I had on here Kobe's two free throws after he tore his Achilles. Um, I had the Ray Allen three in game six. And I really think Tiger chipping in on 16 at the 05 Masters the the

yeah that's bad that's really good the roar and the ball sits on the edge of the cup for what five seconds seven seconds and then I mean

one of the most epic high fives afterwards think about what Tiger did after that oh man who well it happened happened just before yeah definitely

yeah dude but I will say this this. If we went international, you'd give me any of the goals that that motherfucker for France scored in the World Cup, Mboppe, like a couple years back, because you live in France. Enough said. You get to go home, live in France. How about Zlaton's two goals in his first MLS appearance when he came on and he bombed? He bombed one from midfield and then did another bicycle kick. And it was old Zlatan, right? Yep. Like 37. I almost put Zlatan doing this bicycle kick backwards from like uh i don't know how they the 30 yards out i was like a god dude that has

feel good to hit like a really sick goal right i just didn't want to wade in those waters and sound like a fucking loser controversial i had a real i had a few controversial plays on here okay ron artes going into the stand now it's at the palace punching a fan in the face like who doesn't want to do it honestly facts i think that would have played well like but you were pandering Like sometimes fans like don't I'm not saying all fans deserve it, but some do. Like some do and you don't get a chance to do it unless you really are okay with the type of consequences. But that was the 90s again, but yeah. It's just one of those things.

Was that the 90s? No, early 2000. Not early 2000. What year was that? 02, 03? 04. God damn, dude. Yeah, man.

Getting the punch of fan in the face. I mean, he paid for it. He got fine. But hey. It's so true. It probably, like, ha. And even though he didn't get the right fan, it doesn't matter. Those fans were so unprepared, dude.

One guy, the shorter guy, he was kind of like dancing. Did Stephen Jackson and Jermaine O'Neill? Jemate O'Neill got to hit that one dude. Oh, man. Oh, man. I know those guys feel bad about it, but if I could wave a magic wand, I wish they would not feel bad about it because they had to do that. They didn't have to do that, okay?

It's one of those things that quietly, you're like, hey, good job. Like when Hove said, Hove did that, so hopefully you don't have to go through that. Right, exactly. Like, that's not something. Meta did that. And players now don't deal with probably what players dealt with in the 90s, for sure, or the early 2000s because of things like that a little bit. I want to give love to Carlton Fisk. I had a Vinotary hitting fucking game winners.

I don't know how that must feel to be a fucking sick kicker, but I'm sure. In the snow. It works for, I'm not king shaming. Vince Young's. scramble in the fucking Rose Bowl. Oh, Tracy Porter's interception in the Super Bowl. That was a good one, right? Because that was three minutes ago in that game.

It's over. That was 2006. It was a, it was a Super Bowl down in Jacksonville, maybe, and it was raining. And there was the onside kick to start the second half of that game, which is going to go down as one of the best calls in history because it worked. And then, you know, Peyton gets them all the way down to the 30. and Tracy Porter jumps a route.

It's over. Luis Gonzalez, that's when I stopped being a Yankees fan. I'll admit, I jumped off the bandwagon. Didn't need baseball. All right. Until the next one,

facts, it was good. That was fucking good. I liked that. That was really good. Hey, good fight, man. What was the final score?

Six four, that's what we're calling it? Six four or five four. Or my bad. Five four. Well, either one. Either one. But either one, dude, like...

I think next time I want to... You want to go for a different... Yeah, different judge. I think that... That's good. I think that... I think Reed is a little... You said Tiger Woods' comeback.

Hey, man. You basically said Tiger Woods' entire career. I have my strategies. I have my strategies, right? And I respect those strategies. All I'm asking for you... You guys... It's a little trust.

There's local representatives here. If you guys are going to set the rules... The processes. If you guys are going to set the rules 30 minutes before the segment, Of course I got, hey, if you're not cheating, you're not trying. Ain't cheating, ain't trying. If you want to be the judge on a future segment, just let us know. Yeah, we tried to include you because we like your, we like your takes.

You guys don't want to, yeah, you guys don't want me to judge because you guys got to come better than that. Oh, I don't know. Did you just coffee being a terrible judge, but you're criticizing our judge? You're like the Little League umpire that was calling everything, did you see that video? Yeah. It's calling everything a fucking judge. And it was like the catchers was dislocating his elbow to catch some of these balls, dude. You got somewhere to go.

Sometimes you got places to be. Try to get the game over, man. I think it was a fairly officiated game. That's not me sucking up.