Green Light with Chris Long - Chargers Are A Lock, Mike Vrabel Revenge & Mia-Cle Weather Game | Backdoor Cover with Stanford Steve

Episode Date: October 18, 2025

We're COVERING with Stanford Steve! Chris, Macon and Steve run through the NFL's Week 7 Betting slate and select their favorite picks of the weekend. Don't bet against Justin Herbert and the LA Chargers, the Miami Dolphins and Cleveland Browns under is tempting because of the weather and New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel will exact his revenge against the Tennessee Titans. Our full picks below: Chris: Chargers -1.5, Saints +5.5, Commanders Over 28.5 Team Total, Jets-Panthers Under 42, Browns -2.5 Stanford Steve: Cowboys-Commanders Over 55, Falcons-49ers Under 47, Patriots -6.5, Eagles -2, Jordan Love Under 234.5 passing yards Macon: Rams -2.5, Dolphins-Browns Under 38.5, Raiders +12, Javonte Williams Over 14.5 Receiving Yards, Giants-Broncos Under 40 (00:00) - America's Teams (18:02) - Week 5 NFL Bets Have some interesting takes, some codebreaks or just want to talk to the Green Light Crew? We want to hear from you. Call into the Green Light Hotline and give us your hottest takes, your biggest gripes and general thoughts. Day and night, this hotline is open. Green Light Hotline: ‪[phone]‬ Also, check out our paddling partners at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Appomattox River Company ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠to get your canoes, kayaks and paddleboards so you're set to hit the river this summer. Green Light's ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, where you can catch all the latest GL action: Green Light with Chris Long: Subscribe and enjoy weekly content including podcasts, documentaries, live chats, celebrity interviews and more including hot news items, trending discussions from the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, NCAA are just a small part of what we will be sharing with you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I will take the Chargers. Oh, interesting. Okay. Brable going to Tennessee. Give me Braves. You're on. This week. It's good.

Good for IRL. You know what I'm saying? Speaking of things that were cool in high school, you got a Tahoe. Hey. Are you f***ing me? You took that? God, I found that information on my own. You're in the dock.

No, no, no. Just getting spoon fed. You're not. I saw a tweet after I read. Steve joins us now from Athens where they don't have any internet. Welcome to the show, Steve. I think I'm out some dial-up. How are we doing, boys?

We'll see. Did you purposely rip your hat? No, I promise you, this is not a purposeful rip. But the thing on purpose is it bothers people like you, this little string. Thank you for bringing this up, Steve. I've been thinking about it for weeks. You know what? Yeah, what's up with the.

fucking the logo wearing off on your hat. Why don't you just fix that? Dog, in high school, that was cool. Yeah, it's still cool. Still cool. Like, I turn off the social clips from this podcast. Are you talking about hanging on to fashion statements from 2003 on this show? The audacity of you talk about being stuck in the past?

How are you talking about? You're a colonial for fuck's sake. I'm wearing a lightweight, hooded, hooded, sweatshirt and a pair of jeans with some compression socks. I'm all the way in 2020. We're in colonial England. The hat though. I might put a fish hook in it and see if you guys notice.

I can't stop staring at it. Well, some people might log off. Do you think more about your outfit now that you're getting in the van every morning? Oh, hey bitch. I bought a car. He did. He bought a car. Speaking of things that were cool in high school, you got a Tahoe. Hey. It was a rich kid's joke.

Oh, you like that, Steve? What'd you got at 2015? Kiddy Powls. No, honestly, I thought I would have, if he drove past me, I would have thought he was like any other woman in Charlottesville with a membership to Farmington Country Club, except his is green. I hadn't seen that color before. Thank you.

Oh. Forest green, emerald? It's kind of nice. It's a Cypress gray if we're fully doxing it, but it's a dark green. It's a Philadelphia Eagles themed motor vehicle. You want the VIN number? Yeah. Congratulations, by the way.

Thanks, man. Still got the Jeep that won't start and the van in the driveway. You got the van in the driveway. take that off your hand. And I learned two days ago that my wife is not happy about either of those things. Really? Yeah. Apparently

she, others have to back out the driveway. Heaven forbid, people with a pair eyes and a neck have to back out the freaking driveway. There's not enough room to do a three-pointer. But I digress. What do you drive, Steve?

A fucking damn. What do you drive, Steve? Line. What do you drive? That's something I don't know. I got a Denali pickup. Oh.

All right. So same freaking thing that I have. This packaged a little bit differently. You dick. They have more room than the SUVs now. That's true. We do. We do some America's teams.

Oh, boy. You got Chevy? No, man. Come on. on. I got three bangers. Where do you want me to start? With the best one.

Hmm. Yeah. All right. Coffee shops. I can't wait to hear the next two. Oh, you want me to just keep rolling? Yeah, keep going. The Tulane Green Wave are five and one.

Steve's nodding his head. Winds over Northwestern Duke, East Carolina. They got Army this week at Yulman, 10-point favorites. All right? John Summerall, Steve, he's probably going to go somewhere else after this year, right? It won't matter. Tulane just keeps on the end. Summerall. He's so good. He's going to be able to pick where he wants to go. He was at Troy,

then Tulane. Real good coach, 43 years old from Texarkana. I'm looking them up. And finally, did you say the Blue Jays last week? Five dong shots on Wednesday night to climb back into the ALCS. By the time you hear this, it'll probably be over because they're just cranking through these championship series one game after another. It's delightful. George Springer, yeah? Vladty Jr. Yeah. I don't. the second cup of coffee today. Ernie Clement, Virginia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So those are my America's teams for today's program. That was really good. U-TEP Miners. Big win last night. They avoided a catastrophe. Sam Houston State is still looking for their first win.

Close game. U-TEP got off off, got up, got up off the mat. They got a big win. They get their second win of the year. U-Tep Miners, America's team. Nice. That's a nice shout out. Yeah. Just one Steve? They got good uniforms, really good. Cool. That's my America's team. Okay, you got one. All right. Number one, America's team, Detroit Lions fans, because boy, are they, like, out and about on the internets this week. They are upset about that game. They swear they didn't lose it. Now, to the naked eye, it looked like you lost the game. But I just want to I want to be one of the first because I haven't seen enough people talking about it to say, that's some shady shit that, you know, and I'm, I mean, I'm inclined to believe Dan Campbell.

I don't think Dan Campbell tells lies. I don't think he tells lies. And he says that after the game he heard, and I wish he would have expounded upon it. It might have been one of those things that once he said it, he realized the gravity of what he said, that the NFL, that New York called down to litigate what happened on the goal. goal line on the first drive of the game. And listen, while I would have loved to have seen Detroit be the benefactor of getting away with breaking the rules, that's not what happened.

They got the call right. The issue is how they got the call right. That's not something New York is supposed to be able to do. True? Yeah. No, that's a shady fucking thing, dude. Like, Torrico and I think it's McCauley is the Sunday night guy. Like they were on it coming out of the break.

and McCauley said they can't, they can't review it, but I guess they can have a meeting when someone calls them in their ear, and then they could say that has to be a flag. So sort of a review, but not really. That type of thing needs to be answered for, you know, at a league level. Yeah. You know, like I don't think, listen, you watch that game. Did the, did the Chiefs win the game because they got calls,

No, let's stop being babies about things and move on, right? Like, you got the bucks this Monday night. Like, let's focus on the bucks. I know that's not what the Lions players and coaches are doing, but the fans should move on. However, this one thing just adds fuel to the fire. So now every time somebody who breathes through their mouth watches, you know, a Chiefs game,

they think that the Chiefs are going to get every call, which is not the case. And the Lions were beaten because the Chiefs were better. I guess if it happens so quickly, I don't really care much if replay assist comes from upstairs or New York. I don't care either, but it needs to be consistent. Like, that's supposed to not be a thing. So then it calls into question, like,

are you selectively doing that? Because then you can make an argument, you know, that. And maybe they should expand. Maybe they're toying with something that they're not telling us about that eventually they are going to enact a rule where, you know, one can have a touchdown. taken away because of a procedural thing on a penalty.

It's supposed to be only reviewable from a sense of like what happened on the field. Like not a penalty. You can't go back and then call a penalty procedural or otherwise. I understand. You know? You also can't run toward the line of scrimmage like you're in the damn arena league. Like, dude, I get

it. There is a funny there is a funny irony here that Lions fans are like, hey man, we should have gotten away with that fucking thing against the chief who get every call. Yeah. You know, I was like, well, I mean, you wanted to get away with something? I get, but I get what they're saying on this one, and the NFL should answer.

So Lions fans, you're one of my America's teams. The next one is pro football focus. They're back. A week ago, it was pro football focused detractors, of which I am one. This week, it is pro football focused. Dude, yesterday we got clip to put on McAfee show. My chief complaint is not that, Pro football focus should not exist.

Again, like pro football focus tracks some very good metrics. Like as one of the leading pressure getters, Reid, put this up while I'm talking. I haven't sent it to you yet. I take this opportunity to just flex a little bit. Thank you, PFF. As one of the leading pressure getters of the decade of 2008 to 2018, which is a really niche category to be a part of,

thankfully, they do. shit like track pressures or run you know run stops or you know time to pressure or time to throw like all these all these metrics are very useful and when you hear like NFL teams use pro football focus they use pro football focus for for a lot of stuff but they don't it's not like people are sitting there being like i'm thinking about signing this player what did pro football focus say about his is his grade like ironically that's the last thing that they're using and there's just been debate raging about the efficacy of pro football focus as an entity. And I am not against them existing.

You know, you just have to understand. The top 3% football fan when it comes to like knowledge and digesting football online, on TV, like whatever it is, probably knows the context that those grades exist in, which is that it's a very inexact science, the whole thing. And this is the last thing I'm going to say about it. But for the other 97% of people, like say the 25% of, say the 25% of, million people that watch Sunday night football, they shouldn't be like

their introduction to a player shouldn't be like, you know, reductive as fuck, which is what those grades are. And they don't exist with context when they're slapped up on your TV screen. So I complained about it. JJ Watt went full on.

So it's nice to have some like Hall of Famers in the fight. But it was funny. No sooner than this morning was Chris Collinsworth on Up and Adams. with a PFF baseball hat. Just like, I didn't even know they made those. And it's like, it's like state TV. Now, Chris, who is a fantastic color commentator,

one of my favorite things about my Sunday nights. He's fucking awesome. Yep. I'm not complaining about Collinsworth, the guy. Collinsworth the broadcaster. What I am complaining about is just those grades being on TV. And he knows full well that that's a very legitimate complaint because he avoided that.

part of the conversation on up and Adams. And not even grade, straight out, flat out rankings. Yeah, you don't even have the grade. It's just like 13 out of 32. So PFF, actually America's team, because I want to shout out a couple guys. It was Monson and Palazolo, if I'm saying the Pizan's name correctly. Shout out to those guys. They were pretty measured about it. They were even like, yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't know if I'm going to get in trouble

saying this, but like, yeah, it probably shouldn't be on TV. So we are making headway people who progress. Yeah. Are you worried about it's just taking too long now? Collinsworth, his posse. No, what are they going to do? Grade me poorly? No, honestly, like one time Chris, like I took issue with a call he made in the Super Bowl

and I guess I talked about him in this pod and he reached out. And I was, we had a cordial conversation about it. But like, I haven't gotten to reach out. And somebody was like, oh, you should reach out to Collinsworth. I'm like, dude, I'm not. that self-important to think like I should you know I you know the it should be changed because I said so now if if 10 to 15 really prominent players started talking about it I think it'd be a different deal j jay watts one um here's a statistic in question read 2008 to 2018 leading pressure

getters Cameron wake 594 bond miller 556 tombole 554 crillong 550 Julius pepper's 547 nice dude just a 2018? 28 to 2008. It's a very niche. Oh, that's your prime. But, you know, I guess what I'm saying is I got,

I slept on it and PFF does a lot of good work. Okay. So there's that. The third America's team. Speaking of. What? Speaking of, there's this new thing that we're using,

uh, teamworks and it measures like the catapult stuff that the guys wear during the games. Yeah. And, uh, Kubelik sent it out. Lenora seller. quarterback for South Carolina was running for his life all night against LSU the other night. He ended up with 19 yards rushing on 22 attempts.

And according to Teamworks, his total distance traveled during the game was 894 yards. That's insane, dude. That's insane. That's a half mile. Yeah. That's good math. Over. Well, yeah.

Yeah, over. It's over a half mile. That's insane, dude. And those catapult things are fun as long as you're not. wearing them because when you're wearing them flag football no but i i i told you i've told you this before steve at the end of my career i'd be like not wearing it because i don't want you to know i'm doing like 17 mph you know what i'm saying like i don't need anybody knowing that dude it looks like my feet hurt when i run i don't need that okay um speaking of you might see me grasping my heart

yeah i don't think it's my heart i think i've injured the like the casing of my heart like perhaps it's muscular. No, no, no, I'm sleeping on the floor? You got a rib cage thing, man. You might have a rib out, bro. Got it bed. But no. It's like up here, and every time I laugh, it hurts.

Yeah, that's probably get that checked out. If I'm, like, looking down at my heart, it's, like, bottom right of my heart. You had two cups of coffee? Yeah. That could be. I don't think it's heart, though. I don't. It might be angina.

You can't laugh because it hurts. It might be angina. You heard of that? you mean angina depends on how you say it angino angina is a chest pain or discomfort or discomfort

caused by a reduced blood flow to the heart muscle um all right third one people making AI videos I hate AI it's going to be the end of us passing his ass

but uh that that shit was so funny dude that song was so funny all right people making AI videos um people making AI videos there were some real fucking bangers this week,

and I know some of these are like a little insensitive, but can you play them? We'll play the first one. First off, Jackson Dart, hand is blasted. Jackson, get your house back out there. The freak is trying to hand over the game. Let's go.

The freak is trying to hang out and hand over the game. The guy looks like nothing like Brian Daywall. That's hilarious. Okay, I like that one. And then this one had me. That's AI? What? I thought AI is when you like superimpose the actual people. That's not. No, that's AI, but I know, but the AI generates, AI is just not good enough yet to like give you Brian Day.

Oh, right? Am I understand? Yeah, yeah. AI is not good enough yet to give you like bright. AI is so bad that they were like, give me Jackson Dart in the tent and they made Jackson Dart black. Yeah. And lying down. Yeah. And lying down. I'm looking at. to his concussion. Yeah, exactly, dude. The next one's pretty good. Now from the tunnel, faithful, make some noise. Here's your 49ers. Let's go. Coming out strong, faithful, make some noise. This is obnoxious, dude. This football season, BetMGM wants to give you another chance at first touchdown scores. With BetMGM's second chance promotion, you'll get your stake back in cash if your first touchdown score, scores second instead.

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BetMGM, make it legendary. Let's do locks where I just found out I'm in third place. Yeah. Sorry, man. Half game. Half game. He was right about that. A lot of track.

Hey, if you could drop in, passing his ass right there, that'd be great. Yeah, put that on the, uh, passing his ass in his ass. That would be terrific. So watching that,

how mad you were at the start of it, and then you liked it. You could watch it. Oh, I loved it. Your feelings changing. I loved it. It was really cool. Well,

because at first he was like, more like William Whalen. And I was like, you fucking idiot. What'd you, what you'd you do? But it was really funny and prophetic. Like,

it was like, It was like I was in a state of shock after I heard that song that like I couldn't pick. I still went three and two. Y'all just went eight and two combined, dude. What the fuck is going on out here? What's the, what is the tally? 17, 12, and 1 for Makin and Steve, 17 and 13 for you. We're still hitting at a 56 and a half percent clip for you in 58.

That's crazy. That's five and 10 and four. 57's the number in Vegas, right? We're 14 and above 5. seven to make money. Combine, 14 above 500. Let the record show I'm making money in my personal life.

No big deal. Can I tell you guys something? I mean, shit, but naked's buying Tahos. I need to watch myself when I walk up to a stranger and I say, I'm making because then they pause and wait for the end of the sentence because they think I'm making something. And so I need to instead say, my name is making. Oh, that's a great point.

Like bacon. That's a great point, dude. Give them a point. Just making conversation. Give them a point. Do they spell your name right at the coffee shop on your coffee? They just, well, yeah, everybody knows me there. That's why coffee shops are great and in America's team.

But Steve, you'll find this interesting. When I say my name to people, they often hear Nathan. I know. All right, who's got the first pick, me? You do. Oh, that's cool. I get two? I get two?

That's good. No. Oh, that's so fucked up, dude. I'm not at last place a lot. I wouldn't really know how this goes. Yeah, you guys know the rules so well when you're picking last? We actually rotate the first pick every week. Okay.

I will take the chargers. Oh, interesting. Okay. You bitches. Looked at that hard because of the yellows at all. Did that factor in? No, that's not the yellow. Awful.

They're going to, while they might be awful, they're going to look good, play good. I think they're going to look good, play good, feel good, the whole thing. Yeah. I like that pick. Thank you. I got another one. Cowboys Commanders over. Wow, he did it.

55? 55, bro. Look at that. Oh, I thought I'll get it. 54 and a half, no? Yep, you're right. 55. What is this?

I got a hotel hotel pencil. I need to. Hey, Steve, jelly roll is your guest picker, huh? Is he? Steve, that's my guy, dude. Tell jelly roll. What's up? I mean, he's kind of like our guy.

All right. Oh, he is our guy. Yeah, he's our guy. From what, the Super Bowl? Yeah. You know, you went down to hang out. You guys perform together? Stayed out, it was outside the building. You had to enjoy the conference.

No, I've been to a couple of his shows. He's cool. Okay. Awesome. Yeah. Do we get making books for this Super Bowl yet? It's a long trip. San Francisco this year.

It's a long trip. We should probably get on that. Let's go on. We've got a time. time here, Steve. All right? Okay. That's a week trip. You've got to be out there for a week. I, I, uh, don't get flustered because I just

put that in your head. I'm not flustered. I feel strongly about this one. And you guys are going to say, I want the L.A. Rams, Calbs. God damn. You bitch. Nice. Thank you. You bitch. Cross the pond. That's a minus three. Against Jacksonville Jacksonville. I hope they win by two.

I love the story of the week was, did you see Camden Yards lined up because that's where the Rams practice? Oh, that's cool. I missed it. Yeah. That is dope. That is dope. Yeah.

Okay. 38 and a half here, Calbs. Camden Yards? Dolphins Browns under. Baltimore. So they stopped in Baltimore? They just stayed in Baltimore? They played the Ravens last week.

I understand, but, you know, like, it's an English-sounding thing, and I thought maybe there was another Camden Yards. Hand up. Baseball guy. Well, like, there's not another field in fucking Baltimore? I mean, that one's not being used, so. Hopkins has lacrosse. You can go under, like, with the number, maybe, Cows.

Are you fucking kidding me? You took that? You piece of shit. God, I found that information on my own. You're in the dock. No, no, no. She's getting spoon fed. Do you bit you?

I saw a tweet after I read it. God, this shit sucks so bad. What did he take? I can't read it. Miami Cleveland under 38 and a half. You guys are spoon feeding plays. I'm going to go Falcons diners under 47.

I already bet it too. And now I've got to deal with when I collect, I got to see your face in my head. Oh, can we change my picture on the graphic? I don't like it so much the picture we use. I'll send you a file photo. Yeah, if you ain't first, you're last.

Okay. Well, I'll take the Saints catching five points. You love Rattler. I do like Rattler. I know you do. You get two picks when you're first now. No, I understand. I understand.

It's just you guys took some of my picks, and now I'm, uh, I feel like I can't. I'll take the commanders over team total. That's a good pick. Great pick. Do you think they're going to win that game? I do. They better.

They better. Things are going to get weird in the belt. Because they ain't winning in the following week. Who they play in the following week? Probably the Giants or something. Arrowhead, Monday night. Oh, that's going to be a toughie. Yeah.

Because he will punch in more scores, If possible, Brable going to Tennessee. Give me Braves. God damn it. You're on this week. It fucking just... It's good.

Good for IRL. You know what I'm saying? Players? Mm-hmm. Blah. You think that's funny, Kyle? I thought that was funny. Yeah.

I did. Funny as fuck. Okay. Golly, this sucks. All right. I don't know what to do. Oh, no. well

evidently without the doc you'd only have one play huh bitch it is windy in Miami anybody reading this doc Cleveland games in Cleveland

Cleveland whatever okay I'm going to stay away from that one what if that team is just all right you know what I'm saying hmm oh I don't want to say it I'm searching a little bit now.

Here, guys. I'm not going to lie to you. He's got to breathe. There's a whole show after this show. That's true. That's fair. Chris, did you see Scott and I's clip about the Europe games Sunday mornings? No.

Check it out. Were you guys anti? Yes. Oh, I'm pro. No, it's more about the scene. It's about the scene. The people. The creatures.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I love the creatures. I love the creatures. I am going to... Probably pull it up and watch it in the time that Makin makes a pick. I know.

It's a sad thing. Guy forgot ball. Gets in the lead, forgets ball. Got a Tahoe, forgets ball. I'm gonna hold my nose and do it. Raiders. Plus 12. Weird things happen.

Weird things happen. Routing for the Chiefs. I mean No, I mean Honestly, it's not the worst play Okay, thank you. It's not the worst play. You know?

Yeah, thank you, I guess. Because I don't know what Josh Simmons is doing. Right? Couldn't have said it better myself. I think, I don't know. Andy Reid just said no comment, right? I have a theory. Okay.

But it's irresponsible to share. But just know that when something happens, I'm going to be like, I had a theory. Still making. why say it like that? Well, because it's been... Because... I think this pick section

is taken as long as the other... Yeah, dude. Nah, 10. Thank you, Reed. Thank you, Calbs. Is that right? That's what it feels like. Huh.

Oh, wow. Okay. My son just graduated high school. How did a text? That's funny. All right, Steve. Jesus. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?

Yeah, I used to get a lot of them. Not in the last like 15 years. Used to get a lot of them. I could tell. I can tell. I'm just, I'm looking at a few things, all right, guys? Holy shit. Okay.

Is Kyler back? Good question. Non-committal. Gannon. Offense more efficient without them. Yeah, they played well last week. Yep. Boy, I'm not.

gonna fill a bust or when i fucking get to mine just to it doesn't bother me i want you all to make the pictures you feel good about you know yeah you oh i know what i'm doing i'm where you have another 10 minutes you cunts yeah okay all right this is just wild all right well i mean there's i'll pick there's time no no yeah there should be a

all right the pick is in two the pick is Do do do do do do do do Um Eat my ass, dude I swear if he takes it Once this I'm not his clock goes to 352 It's going to Steve

Giovante Williams Yeah you really did get that in Cool man Over 14 and a half Receiving yards Receiving yards He just basically goes to some fantasy site And he's like

No no no Some fantasy doc. No. I'm not. You think I'm stealing picks? I'm not. I'm not. I should have taken a...

Can I... Nope. It's written. Steve. Nope. Stop talking. You got ten minutes. Cut it out. I'll take the Eagles.

Bang. Players meeting. Well, did everybody attend? That's what we'll hear next week. That's what you ask. I'm up? Yes, sir. I got two?

Yes, sir. That's great. I'll take the, I'll take the Jets Panthers under. I almost took that over. Oh, that's really, okay. And I will take the Cleveland Browns. Hmm. Mm-hmm.

I don't know why I keep betting the Browns, dude, or giving out the Browns, dude. Holy shit. What the fuck am I doing? You know what? Let me take that back. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I did write it. That's fine. I did write it.

It's fine. I'm not going to be a little bitch. I'm like some. You know, it's Giovante Williams, but I like to say Jvante Williams. I like to say J-Will. Steve. Jordan Love under

251.8 passing yard. That's a lot. Good call, Steve. Somebody should make sure that's an accurate line. I'll check it out. Good. What do you say, buddy boy?

You had a question? what was the MGM line you used in the song he's going to go one and four that MGM's going to show him the door but instead he went three and two and uh nothing I could do shame on you

y'all went eight and two eight and two assing his ass eight and two I'm struggling here with making my picks a little Chris and Steve if you guys want to leave and wrap that's totally fine

well I can't leave because I still have to do a whole show. All right. I just want to get home so I can, you know, have some time to myself before the big game tonight. Oh, right. The Thursday night game. You know, I keep working tonight until one in the morning.

I hate to be this guy, but pulled up the Jordan Love. I've got it at 234 and a half. You bitch! 251.8 is his average. I mean, did you see that? What? He took an under on a pass. passing yard has added 17 yards to it.

Who did? Steve. Oh, that's not the number? Yeah, it's 234.5. Jesus, Steve. I mean. Oh, sorry. Oh, yeah, that is his average.

Yeah, law and order, please. Thank you, Tanner. Sorry, good guy, guys, yeah. Team dubs. Team dubs. Double dubs. So what is it? 234?

Yeah, 234 and a half. Reed hasn't had to erase anything yet so far. No. That's not true. Steve, you're just... I did that. I did making. Yeah.

Read having. Two, three erases before. No, I appreciate it. Helps. I don't like this pick. No, I don't like it. I'm going to be honest with you. Which pick?

The one I'm about to make. Well, just make it. I think you do have a solid track record on picks you don't make. Or you don't like. Really? Yeah. You say you don't like it. I'm making it.

Well, because he says that about three quarters of the pick. I'm Macon Hi I'm Macon And they're like Nathan They just look at me You know Yeah this is crazy dude

Honestly this is a transcending like content And becoming a Hostage situation A personal matter Okay all right That resonates All right Giants Broncos under

Good pick Is it I guess Sure Because look at this. I can't wait for that game. No, that's going to be awesome. Look at this. Look at this.

Like 24, 2413, you know? Yeah, sure. Yeah, but Denver's defense is going to be bad. They just played in Europe. Come on, man. Yeah, don't talk about that. They haven't been in altitude in two weeks.

They're going to be so tired. Oh, we're, that's interesting. Come on, man. And scataboo. Look at this, though. Look at this, though. At freaking altitude, too. Look at this, though, 23-20.

Damn. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You can't change it, bro. What, look at this? That's, honestly, that's way to. Denver just more of a professional team. They win the game, 27-10, under. Oh, half points.

Half points. Somebody's scoring 30. Half points. Half points, half points. New England for me. Los Angeles, Rams for me. I can't believe you have Jets, Carolina, under 42. I headed at 42 and a half.

I'll put the half point on New Orleans. That's got a five-point loss written all over it. It's just one of those games. 2318, looking ass game. Yep. You got it. When's the last time the Bears were giving that many points? That's a problem, especially because they kind of got away with one on Monday night.

Oh, oh. You think so? They kind of came to the district and stole one. Yeah, it was a caper. I was a caper. Sex. Chris, Chargers,

minus one and a half. Saints plus five and a half. Commanders over 28.5. Team total, Jets in Carolina, under 42, and the Cleveland Browns minus two and a half.

I don't know what the fuck that was. That's a fun one. That's a nice car. Do you have the Browns every week? I've picked the Browns three weeks in a row. In a row, yep. And I'm o'n two picking the Browns. Yeah.

I don't know why I did it. I got to stop you guys, but I'm a real motherfucker. Steve has Dallas, Washington, over 55, Atlanta, San Francisco under 47, New England, minus 6.5, Philadelphia minus 2, and Jordan loves passing yardage total under 234.5. Rocked August. Asterisk. Macon has the Rams minus 2.5. Miami, Cleveland, under 38.5.

The Raiders at plus 12. Javanta Williams, over 14 and a half, receiving yards, and Giants, Broncos, under 40. You're high now. All right. All right. I just love Dr. Phil. Had nothing to do with you.

But, boy, I hope Javante Williams, I hope he's like, man, I'm a running back, not a receiver. You can't throw me in the ball today. I had like eight targets last week. What if he's like, I'm tired of fucking catching the ball? I'm chest deep in box scores.

That's why your chest hurts. All right, Steve, that's about it. All right, Chris. I want you to have a great Saturday night. I will. I don't mean good. No, it's going to be great. I want you to have a great.

It's going to be real good. Maybe a little FaceTime. Maybe a little Saturday night. Maybe I'll see you in Athens. What time's that game? Maybe. 3.30. Probably not going to make it.

Flag football to 3. Fucking flag football, man. I'm telling you. Flag football. Sitting that rocket chair and put on Notre Dame USC. Dude, Luke scored a touchdown last week. Yeah. Legit.

Like, it's legit crazy. Do you do the gritty? I know every parent's like, oh, my kid's amazing. but like I wasn't going to say that if they weren't a you know what I mean it gets pretty fucking good yeah he might be like a little like elusive I sent him to talk girly I'll tell you that's how proud of the run I was oh yeah catch and run just it was a run he's like Christian McCaffrey wow why's he got to be Christian McCaffrey because he's why can't be Rico Dattle does he still have a tail Rico Dattle yeah he's got a tail but

that's what I'll be doing Steve so I'll see when I see you don't let that tail get as long as the flag no no yeah that's true to be pointing tail yeah exactly tail garden take care fast