Green Light with Chris Long - Don't Pick Against The Chiefs On SNF vs The Lions | Backdoor Cover with Stanford Steve

Episode Date: October 11, 2025

We're COVERING with Stanford Steve! Chris, Macon and Steve run through the NFL's Week 6 Betting slate and select their favorite bets of the weekend. The Kansas City Chiefs and Detroit Lions WILL have plenty of points, Jared Goff and Patrick Mahomes won't be kept off the scoreboard. Then Drake Maye and the New England Patriots paid out well last week and look to do the same this week. Our full picks below: Macon: Seattle +, Dallas -3, Pittsburgh-Cleveland under 38.5, Tampa Bay -2.5, AJ Barner over 2.5 receptions Chris: Kansas City -2.5, SF-TBay over 47.5, LA Rams over 26.5 team total, Carolina +3.5, Cleveland +5.5 Stanford Steve: Kansas City over 26.5 team total, Dallas-Carolina over 49.5, Las Vegas -4.5, Denver -7, New England -3.5 (00:00) - Intro (04:45) - America's Teams (22:30) - Week 6 NFL Bets Have some interesting takes, some codebreaks or just want to talk to the Green Light Crew? We want to hear from you. Call into the Green Light Hotline and give us your hottest takes, your biggest gripes and general thoughts. Day and night, this hotline is open. Green Light Hotline: ‪[phone]‬ Also, check out our paddling partners at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Appomattox River Company ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠to get your canoes, kayaks and paddleboards so you're set to hit the river this summer. Green Light's ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, where you can catch all the latest GL action: Green Light with Chris Long: Subscribe and enjoy weekly content including podcasts, documentaries, live chats, celebrity interviews and more including hot news items, trending discussions from the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, NCAA are just a small part of what we will be sharing with you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm giving out the Kansas City Chiefs Sunday night. Sorry, Steve. That's a total Steve pick. I can't believe I'm thinking. Dude, my dog, Bryce, he's going to make that overhead. Like Willie or Wayland? Hey, I did. About my boy, Chris Long.

This is a dog, dude. You ready? Well, yes. Oh, White Steve. Bamba, Lamba, oh, White Steve. Bambalama. He likes his clothes for free. Bamba lamma.

I'm working on the second verse of that song. So you know. Okay. Feels like you've had that one in the crock pot. No, I swear to you, I just, like, as soon as you sat down today, I just had that. I don't know why I had that song stuck in my head. Can I give it a shot? Sure.

Whoa, White Steve Bamlam. Whoa, White Steve Bamlam. Bamlam. Likes his clothes for free. We'll get there. Q Zip preferably. Bye, my lamb. Oh, hi, Steve.

All right. We need more time. Steve, welcome to the show. How are you? Pretty good. Not bad. Yeah? Been worse.

Fired up for the weekend? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm so fucking excited. Have you ever seen the movie Groundhog Day? Yeah, dude. The only thing is, I got, I'm going to, I'm going to an amusement park this weekend with the kids.

Yeah. Because it's fall break, so we have to do something, you know? Oh. All break insinuates that we take a break. Not in my house. We're going to an amusement park. So yeah, I'm going to Bush Gardens at some point this weekend. You ever been to Bush Gardens?

In a matter of speaking. You would love to go to Bush Gardens. Look how happy is. Look at that smile. I don't like roller coasterce. There's no, there's no way. Mike make it's taking his kids to push guard. No.

I've never been on a roller coaster. Really? I was on Space Mountain once. I think I've got one to my tally. Dude, it's bad. I try it at Hershey Park over the summer. I can't do it anymore. Really?

Yeah, man. Shit between the ears. Ain't feeling it anymore. Fucking equilibrium's all off. Yeah, you felt a little dizzy. Oh, the second I got on. That'll happen on those things. It's called getting old.

No, I think I'm going to try. I'm like one of those people that like I used to love them, Chris. Yeah. I used to love them. Roller coasters. Did you ever go to like a county fair and do like the Skymaster? We used to have the Skymaster, which looked like it was held together by duct tape. And then you see the guys that are like putting it together.

And I'm like, man, he might have, he might have just finished a pint of something behind the, the Carney trailer. I did. I did a bungee jump on spring break at Fat 2. Tuesdays in Cancun. No fucking way. Yeah. What a reckless decision, dude. How was that?

At a phone party. No way. That's incredible. He's skydove. I did. Really? Yeah. 14, 15,000 feet.

They put like weights in the top. I was about to say that. They had to give him a dumbbell. They forgot to give him a dumbbell and they found him a dumbbell and they found him 500 miles to west. You just went to live. see with the birds that's pretty funny

I guess y'all are saying I don't have a lot of weight to me yeah correct is that a rocky outfit or white out you kind of remind me

at Tess Johnson I'm weighing like 170 these days I like to be 190 100 pushups nah not so much I'm going to the gym but I'm giving like

C minus effort consistently you're running 40s so at least you're being consistent that got me through 10th grade consistency minus effort yeah yeah

hold on a second now took no I had another I had to keep keep all trucking if if y'all want to know what actually happened I had a

I had another guy strapped to my back is how I got down to the ground yeah yeah figure hey did you have to Uber to the gym oh man I'm in the van all right we're not going to just roast his kitchen in his car.

Well, the whole show. My first America's team. We got an update. Okay, hit us. The unmarked white utility van community. Now, take a look at the picture there. You'll see me in front of the van.

Look at the picture. That's your car. Specifically, I want to talk about the camaraderie amongst the unmarked white utility van community. Yeah. every other person in one of these of which there are hundreds on the road

everyone waves because they can't see like this you guys don't have hand signals everyone waves everyone lets you in like everybody knows we're just blue collar punching a clock they think you're a trades person what I don't understand what if you both

arrive at the stop sign at the same time who goes first oh it's a whole like no you go no player nah you you know it's awesome what I don't and Santa's white, everybody thinks this is a van for pedophiles. I don't know, man. The white van thing, any horror movie I see, like,

whenever there's somebody lured into a vehicle, it's the white van. Yeah. Yeah. We're a motley crew of friendly individuals driving these white utility vans. Nice, man. Yeah, well, it's good that you've found some friends. Yeah. Chris should take it to Bush Gardens. Yeah. No, yeah, you should take it to Bush Gardens.

I can put your family in the back. Yeah, put my family in the back. Okay, well, that's a good America's team. It's a community with character, and I'm loving every minute being a part of it. That's good. How many more weeks are you in the van? Probably one. Thanks to coach Badkee for letting me.

Can we go for a ride in your van? Yeah, man. I want to smoke that thing out. Or sure. I don't know what that means, but let's do it. Oh, like marijuana? Yeah. It's like perfect.

Isn't that what Cheech and Chong used to drive? Was it a van or what did that drive? I think it's a van. Yeah, dude. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, America's teams. My son's flag football team, the Bears. Last week I watched them win a game.

I think it was 22 to 6. During the game, his friend who will go unnamed, scored a touchdown. Probably like Braille. Kind of close. And then another one of his friends. Do you do the gritty after he scored? No, it was totally different.

Like one kid laid on the ground. and then the other kid like slowly like crawled over him on all fours and so after the game because i know all the players i walk up to one of the six-year-olds involved in the celebration and i was like hey what was that celebration about bro you got to explain it to me and there's like a couple other parents around and he's like uh well uh my buddy brodie his dog died um and uh that was our dead dead dog sely oh my god He said, so I was the dog. I was like, got it.

Totally. I was like, I don't understand why somebody had to crawl over the dead dog. But the other kid whose dog was allegedly not with us anymore was in the circle of people laughing about the incident. Wow. I was like, this team's fucking insane, dude. They got a dead dog cellie. I was like, what? I was expecting some sort of TikTok thing, you know, something he saw on TV.

No, we were recreating the tragedy that struck my buddy's family last week. So the guy, the kid climbing on top was not the dog. No, the kid on the ground was the dead dog. Okay. All right. Can you believe this shit is a bunch of six-year-olds? He's repping his dog. He was tickled.

He was tickled to death. He was so into this thing. And the parents were like, what the fuck? America's team. Well, honestly, now dozens, dozens. dozens of people would have then remembered the dog that ordinarily wouldn't have. No, we're thinking about the dog. Now it's tens of thousands.

The dog lives on tens of thousands, maybe. Tens of thousands. That's incredible, isn't it? That's awesome. Yeah. Also, America's team, Steve, what do you have? The Toronto Blue Jays led by UVA national champion. That's right.

Ernie Clement. went in the Yankee Stadium, shut the door on the Yankees. That's right. Shout out Canada. Shout out the Blue Jays. That's your team. Advancing the ALCS. You know what's hilarious about it is because I only see one thing every year related to the Yankees,

and it's usually like a tweet at the end of the season. And I saw Doug Gottlieb last night. His tweet was, damn, comma, Yankees. I was going to say, they have, Doug, I was going to rewatch it, but I'm all caught up. sounds like they lost somebody wasted 165 evenings this year watching this team

baseball right speaking of baseball can I can I piggyback on that and go out of order America's teams the Phillies yeah I watched the whole baseball game last night really bro they thumped the Dodgers

Schwabber hit a ball that I don't think has landed yet I don't think he's landed yet. That was unbelievable. I really need him to win MVP. He just mashes. He's, you know, is an avid baseball fan. He is one of my favorite players.

You like uniforms? I love the uniforms. It was a Bebble Conway, probably. It was beautiful. I threw a couple chickens on the series, so we'll see. Last night or before last night? Before last night.

Through a couple chickens on the fills last night. Nice. Yeah. There you go. Plus four 50. plus 10.50. See, that doesn't sound right. Before the start of last night's game,

Dodgers leading the series 2-1, or 2-0 before the start of... Does that sound right to you, Steve? Plus 10-50, that's what I got it at. Good for you. You're going to win. Looking forward to game, what would that make it for? I've been following closely. There you go, tonight, Thursday. Oh, fuck. Oh, this is tough.

Yeah, look what Eagles fans have to choose between. Look what people in Philadelphia have to choose between tonight. What time is? Sixers pre-season, I think, play too. Oh, God, dude. Triple screen. I got to watch Kelly Ubrae. See you on the team.

Shut up, Frostburg State. Oh. Where do you think Frostburg State is, Chris? That's a good question. Where's Frostburg State? I'll break it down. New York. Okay. It's in Maryland.

No shit. Yeah. My buddy played there. Tanner, for fuck's sake. His buddy played ball there. No shit. Yeah. Shout out Craig.

What kind of ball? Did Craig play? Football. Really? Yeah. So Frostburg State is the best football team in Maryland. Now 5 and O with wins over Shepard, Millersville, West Liberty, West Virginia, Wesleyan, and most recently conquered on homecoming.

Glenville State's up next for Bobcat Youth Day. First place in the Mountain East. Right now, number 21 and D2. Coming for your ass, Ferris State. Shout out Frostburg State. Trinidad's not there anymore. I got one more America's team, Steve. Wow.

Yeah? Wow. Jacksonville Jaguars. I was there for it. It was awesome. Can you tell us about the atmosphere in that stadium? Inside or outside? It sucks to be Trevor Lawrence, by the way, because this hair situation is all fucked up.

I don't know how he does it. I'm mesmerized by it all pregame. And his headband's super, super strong. Yeah, it is. Continue. Sorry. Yeah. It's like they got the, it's just a disaster outside the construction.

But like you walk in, you're like, holy shit, there was a Super Bowl here. I still can't get over that. But they're in it, man. Travis Hunter, they got, they got fan base is juiced. And Trevor had that. He had a moment. By the last time we were there, if they won out two years ago, they were going to be home field.

And then he got hurt. They never won again. Right. And it was like, that was the feeling you had. But then walking in, man, like Liam's doing a hell of a job. That fan base is, I mean, it can't be one of your favorite places to go play as a road team. But, I mean, they took punch after punch from Kansas City. They hung in there after a horrible turnover with Trevor, reaching a ball over.

I still, do you know anybody on the Chiefs? Yeah, I mean, sure. Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelsey. Do I know them personally? No, I just want to know if Spags coach that play by Bolden specifically. I will ask Spags. It makes most sense. Chris, I was texting with Spags last week.

Not to name drop. I forget what I was texting with him about. Oh, I was congratulating him on his good take about PFF being. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah. Harrison Bucker Hollywood Brown Isaiah Pacheco

He's having one of those moments Steve, you're up America's teams Stanford Cardinal We just got $50 million We're ready Bro, that's a big deal there Did you see who gave it to him?

It was probably a former player that didn't play in the NFL Business guy, right? Yeah Somebody called Bradford M. something. No way. Yeah. Kind of like you.

That's my name, Bradford. That's interesting. Yeah. Man, that's big. What are y'all going to do with that? You're going to hire paid actors to sit in the stands? Got it. I think we have to pay the admissions board to let players in.

No fucking way. Whereas any other school, you would just pay the players. We need to pay the people to let the players in. Why do you have to pay the admissions board? because they have to approve of you have to get accepted to school before you get offered a scholarship at Stanford I know but like that doesn't make any sense so like we're not letting players in because we have a high and mighty standard for academic excellence but if you pay me well they have to meet that criteria Chris like that Virginia yeah I know Steve's tired of it check notes 14th ranked team in the country the Virginia California no way look at the way you came around I think we broke FSU either that or

Miami looks really good. They look pretty good. Miami looks really good. Look, I just can't stop looking at Virginia's schedule. I know. We can coast. Guys. Keep on moving along.

Well, you know what? Every year we watch everybody else play cupcakes. Yeah. You know, we've got a favorable schedule the rest of the year. What do you want us to do about it? It's favorable. Just a lot of ball left. Stanford plays Florida State and Miami back back.

$20 million team making. Um, they're good. They're good. Running backs are awesome. How about that jump ass? Hey, uh, Hey, Steve, you got any,

uh, are there any America's teams left? Yeah, the actual best team in Maryland, the Navy midshipman. Oh, nice. Yeah.

Mm. Blake Horvath has the middies off to a five and no start after beating up on Air Force. No shit. Last week. Yeah. Anchors, anchor,

anchors away. Um, do you have any, you have any, uh, do you have any college football locks this weekend before we get into the NFL locks. No, North Carolina is not playing this week.

Oh, my God. You brought it up, not me. Steven. Did you hear that Bill might be willing to trigger his own buyout if he finds a soft landing spot in the media? I think that's here. Raise your hand out there in the media if you have worked with Bill Belichick on covering football.

I have. I think he's going to call me and be like, dude, get me fitted for one of those green light blazers you guys are wearing on Monday, I'll blow this popsicle stand. Yeah. I can't wait to do segments like, Best seat. Best seat and best play with you guys on Mondays.

Seriously, though, I don't, like, he is my buddy. I don't know if I can call him a buddy, but like I worked with Bill for a whole fall. I feel like I got to know him a lot better. He coached me and then I worked with him. I still to this day don't understand why he took the job. And I feel very comfortable saying that because he didn't tell us until after he took the job. Like he remained secretive.

It's not like he told us like a week before. I was like, hey, I'm going to take this job. The morning he took the job, he came to the production meeting and he was like, you guys are going to believe everything the fucking media says? And then he took the job by after lunch. And I totally get it. And I was hoping that it would work out well for him because I do love Bill. But like, I just can't figure it out.

And somebody texted me this morning, does it hurt his legacy? Of course it hurts his legacy. But like, what are we talking about here? I mean, he just becomes the Nick Sabin of pro football, you know, where it's like, you know, it didn't work out in the pros. What's saying? What he's done is done is done. Yeah, you can't take away what he did in the pro game. Like, and this doesn't.

Everybody's just going to talk about like the ending. Like, how many people had great endings? Uh, Elway We're not giving You? We're not given any credence to the non-Bradie record It's a record without the quarterback

No, I get, but there's like you can't do that And I saw somebody today be like Hey, you know, I look at Andy Reid's record And now Andy Reid is fine I think it was Albert Breer of all people, a Boston guy And he was like, I think Andy Reid's the best ever now And I'm like, how does that like because this happen? Like nothing has changed in a value

his legacy as a pro coach. Nothing has changed. I mean, what he did in New England at the very end wasn't great. What he did in Cleveland? What he did in Cleveland wasn't great. Okay. But what did he not have in those places? A quarterback.

And when you're when you're comparing Andy Reed to, you know, to Bill Belichick, like what if Bill Belichick had Donovan McNabb in fucking New England or Donovan McNabb in Cleveland? And I know that some people think McNabb wasn't. that great but mcnab was a fucking baller dude this revisionist history because he doesn't get along with people in philly that doesn't make sense to me so i just i don't love the the whole like you know does it affect his legacy sure like the greater legacy at large like you're going to be like you remember in the wire when jimmy mcnulty is like running around under the bridge in the last season and you're like what the fuck is going on here it's kind of the same thing for me it you know like

the show was fantastic through what an analogy you know what I mean you've been sitting on that one no does that make sense it just came to me total sense

it's kind of like a weird last chapter where it's like what the fuck is this guy doing but like how many people have done that in sports it's fucking weird

and it almost humanizes him it does humanize him for me because it's like he didn't think this through either that or can I make a prediction? What is it?

With Cal, Virginia, Syracuse, Stanford, Wake, Duke, and NC State left on the schedule, I say Carolina gets to 6 and 6 and 6 plays in the Finway Park Bowl in Boston. That'd be wild. I mean, I haven't seen them play candidly outside of the opener against TCU. We're Skip Baylor City at a national championship offense, like five minutes into the game. I mean, they've got the Cupcake schedule Virginia has, Carolina also has. So can't they rally the troops win four for the Gipper and get to a bowl game, Steve? Can you go through that schedule again?

Cal? At Cal, home Virginia, at Syracuse, home Stanford, at Wake, home Duke, at NC State. I'll take you're under six right now That's four and eight Okay Do you play Duke Virginia plays Duke yes Dude I also think it's totally possible that you get to a certain age and you just don't give a fuck

Like isn't that the most like isn't that the Occam's razor here That like everybody's like what is he thinking? I'm like well he's not he's just he's just like why the fuck not Like to try it You know Steve can come work with me His daddy coach there You know I think Steve's good coach i hope steve gets a job somewhere after this but like uh yeah the whole thing's tough

it's tough because you know i love bill and i think bill's the best head football coach in in npho history because i was on on the team like i i saw him coach like it was it was something to behold and it wasn't just the quarterback and now we're doing the revisionist history thing because he sucks at unc just doesn't see right with me um okay here we go locks What last week go? Do you want to do the standings? Three and two for your boy, but I think we were all three and two. Everybody was three and two.

That's pretty good, isn't it? And Chris, you are a half game above everybody else. You sit at 1411. Chris and Steve, or Macon and Steve are both 13, 11 and one. Three plus two is five. Another two is seven. That's seven games above 500 collectively. That's pretty good.

Winning people money. Yeah, hopefully. Hopefully you're listening to us. I mean, I felt like a genius giving out the Saints last week. Oh, great pick. Man, that really worked to perfection. You know, it only took five turnovers from the Giants. Okay.

All of your, almost all of your little, you know, questionable teams, one. Yeah, what did I lose last week? The Browns by a half point, because it was three and a half lost by four. That felt like the right side for a long time. It felt like the right side. Well, no, just Rikert's kick hit the fucking wire, so it probably wasn't admittedly the right side.

But would that have been a three-point game? But the game changes if that happened. No. It does. Yes. Agreed. And to kick off, Lox, we've got a little musical submission.

I commissioned a song for everybody. Oh, boy. In the van? In the van. Like Willie or Wayland? A.I. by my boy Chris Long This stuff's good

And thinks he's got it And turn to drug His family's gonna leave Because he came I guess in his ass It could fade it out Oh that's pretty Good and disturbing, dude

No, no that's this A real singer-songwriter Yeah? Who made that happen? Who is that? Okay, with that in mind Making kick us off That was incredible

Damn, well I spent all my time on that So I actually don't have any of the picks. Oh, here we go. Let me see the sheet. Okay. Here we go. Okay.

Settle down. Settle down. I, um, hmm. Okay. I don't believe it. Give me Seattle Seahawks plus a point on the road

in Jacksonville. I like that. wearing the fucking Trevor hat. Thank you. No, yeah, yeah. Thanks, everybody. Chris. Yes?

What you got? Oh, what do I have? Golly. Because he don't know ball. I'll text you that song. Can I do? Give me one second. Steve, why don't you talk about it?

I'm giving out the Kansas City Chiefs Sunday night. Fuck! Steve would have been. Sorry, Steve. That's a total Steve pick. Calb's going to Chief. I know how you feel, Steve. When Casey was right in front of him. He's writing a whole dissertation. Yeah, two and a half, right? One and a half. Whoa. Oh, it's two and a half now? Buddy, that's still funny. I don't hate you guys. You don't want it? For a minute there.

You don't want it? I felt that way. No. No, I want it. I still want it. I'll take Chiefs over 26. and a half. Mm. And. That's interesting. Fucking Chris. Yeah, well. I'm staying with it.

It did it again. Cowboys, I can't believe I'm taking over 49. and a half Cowboys Panthers. Dude, my dog Bryce, he's going to make that overhit.

You watching any Bryce these days? Yeah. If you weren't watching Bryce, you'd think he was the worst player of all time. If y'all want to. Public. reception tape delta is huge.

If y'all want a player prop, about 225, I'm not taking it right now, 225 passing yards for Bryce. Yeah. Popular over in the player prop. Yeah. I'm staying away. I'm just doing team totals. What's your record on player props?

A lot in one. Yeah. You lost last week. Brother was undefeated no longer. It sucks. That wasn't in the song. Mm-hmm. You bitch you.

There's a lot of prop queens out there making. You should make a song Prop King. Okay. Yeah, punch that into your little... Machine. A little Diddy machine. Diddy is a song. Got it.

Got it. I don't have... Well, you do drive a white van. You're a white van driving. A bunch of baby oil in the back of that thing. Nah. Here's what's in the back of that thing. Zip tides.

Pharmaceutical grade. narcotics. I got a bunch of wood in the back of that van. What? Okay. Chris, what's that pick? What's that pick? I'll give you a pick. I will give you a pick. And my pick... I'm going to do something.

Oh, what are you going to do? I'll wait. I'll wait. I'll wait. I'll wait. Okay. My pick is going to be... Golly, dude. You got to get these numbers early, don't you? start the clock seriously man sucks kansas city detroit over 52 and a half wow i see 53 is that on the calbs text oh my god hey the market's with well hold on a minute player i don't like it anymore just wanted him to erase it ha

san francisco Tampa bay over 47 and a half He wrote it again. No, you know what, Reed? Fuck it, Reed. Just keep it. I can't follow. I don't follow. You know what?

I'm just... I'll go... I'll go... I'll go San Francisco, Tampa Bay, over 47 and a half. Hey, buddy, that's a nice pick. A barrow right there.

Thank you. I appreciate that. It's a nice pick. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Who's the quarterback for San Francisco? That's Mac Jones,

possible Brock Purdy. More likely Mac Jones. That might even be... Will he see a dead body this week? He's got to see one every week. Yep. It's like a sacrifice. Guys, I like a lot of these.

Can we do pick seven this week? Dude, this is the week we take a bath because I like it... That would take you three hours to do. The board, too. I will take the I'll be Petey Public, and yet it's a rat line. The Cowboys are better. I understand. A Sharp is going to take the other side.

Give me the Dallas Cowboys minus three on the road in Carolina. Carolina is going to run the ball up their butthole. Okay, it's fine. It's amazing how much bigger Rico looks in a single digit. Yeah, he's a beast. It's amazing how big he looks when he's run through seven arm tackles. That was ugly. You got to take a total, huh?

At least one. Player prop. Come on. I'm saving that. Okay. Give me the under in Pittsburgh. Cleveland Pittsburgh under 38 and a half. Great pick.

Thank you. Yeah, that number is. Thanks, Steve. being on the north side of 37 there. Golly. Thank you guys. Am I up? Yes, sir.

God, that drives me fucking nuts. That I'm up. I have two picks for you to take, Chris. No, no, no. Take them. You took, well, you go ahead, Steve. I'm not going to take your pick, but you just... No, no, no.

I want you to take your bangles. I don't want to take the bangles. It's a lot of points. I will inevitably bet the bangles because Joe Flacko's playing. But I don't want people going down with me on that one. You know what I'm saying? Team total

I'm going to do the are there injuries for the Rams offensively? They're practicing Camden Yards after his game. Really? Higby and Haventstein, DMP Wednesday. Man, give me the fucking Rams team total over.

What's that number? 26.5. Steve's upset. Yeah, Steve's upset. He wanted to play that. Wow. Wow. He is just fucking, I'm in his head.

Are you all right, Steve? Oh, White Steve. Bambalama. Oh, White Steve. Taking all his picks. Bambalama taking his picks. Bambalama. Oh, white Steve.

All right. He's going to college game day. Bam, bala. He's losing all the way. Bam, and loud. Oh, white Steve. Bamalam. Hotel Steve.

Raiders minus four and a half. That's a sharp play right there. I couldn't see that one. That makes no sense. I cannot wait for that game. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I might.

Well, yeah, because you're going to finally see Cam Ward play like a defense that he can shred a little bit. Shred. And Gino. Well, yeah, but Gino looks like he has lost the it factor right now. Dude, the way guys are looking at him after he makes a pick, it's like, it's okay, man, it's okay. You got it. Like that kind of thing. Let's see.

And my next one, Chris. That's why they pay me the big bucks. That's why they get me the big bucks. what Gino said this summer. Did you see that? Yeah. That's wild, dude. Big buck picking. Yeah. Chris took Rams over 26 and a half. That's why the Raiders can get out of my contract next year. All right. Golly, Steve. Rocking a hard place, huh, buddy? I need to lock in here. Yeah, this is where you win and lose the week. That's right. I need a spread, right? Somebody took Seattle already, yeah? You can do a spread. Yeah, spread or total. I will take the

Broncos minus seven and a half and use my half point there. No shame in that pick, Steve. It's a loser. It's a typical Jets. They got to fucking leave the country to go get a win. Do you think one of those stats?

Wait, but you just gave out the yet to win a game in North America sort of thing. Yeah. All right. Is it me? It is. I am a lamma. I have to take, I can take anything I want. You can take a spread or a total.

That's great. Bryce Young over yards. Well, I can't, I can't. Oh, I could take a total, not team total. You know what? Let me, uh... I like four spreads. Four more spreads.

Let me hop on the other side of that. Oh. And I'll take the Carolina Panthers at home. All right. Catching three points. It's the sharp play. but sometimes the public wins. Yeah, I know, and this is, I kind of just, this is a,

okay, all right. What are the bucks banged up or something? That's why. You're not at home. I just came back from Seattle. It's an airplane ride. That's why it's not four? Why is it three?

Hmm. Fucking pick it then. God damn. I like, I hear you, Steve. Oh, is that right? Is that right? I like both sides and Patriot Saints.

Figure that out. Okay, hold on. I'll be with you momentarily. I'm going to chicken out and not take the Browns, but I would like to take the Browns. Okay? That's too many points. It's five and a half points.

Give us four more fake picks. Yeah. Hedge the whole board. Here's where we're down to. These are the two we're down to. The Indianapolis, Colts minus seven, all right, against the Cardinals, butt cheeks, as discussed pre-season.

And then the bucks, minus three at home against the Niners. My crazy thing is coming with the next one. That one's locked in. Jiminy Christmas, dude. Right? This is... Imagine asking him what he wants for dinner every night. Oh, my God.

Well, that's a pretty interesting question. Yeah. That's kind of like a dig. What do you want for dinner? night babe we don't have pet names it's government names in my house only yeah hey makin ha you know mad i'd think my wife was all the time if she called me making on the reg god what did i do oh yeah that's just my name i mean the cardinals are terrible right yeah but but jonathan gannon said it was dope the way his team responded to the

They said that he was like Kendall Roy. Yeah. It was perfect. It was perfect. All right. Fourth pick. You guys ready? Yes.

Fuck, yeah, dude. Been ready. I'm taking the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, minus three at home against the overrated San Francisco 49ers. And to round it out, it's a good pick. Thank you. A. J. Barner

over two and a half receptions. Stud. Free money. It really is. Good player. I went up to him after he won a national championship. I'm like, dude, you're going to play it for a long time in the NFL. He's awesome. Where did he play amateur football?

Michigan. Michigan. Michigan. What do you say back? He did all the dirty work for Loveland. How did he respond to what? what you said. Gave me a hug. Man, you got a hug?

That's legit. All right. Freaking huge, too. Okay, here's what I got. Am I up? Yeah. Oh, here's what I got. Bam, a lamb.

Bam, a lamb. I don't know. You know what I'm going to do? Golly, this is a fucking, that's a tricky little number. You know, I think I will take the Browns catching five and a half. That's a great pick. Yeah.

It's a low total game. It's a great pick. For fuck's sake. Winchon Judkins? Yeah, nice player. Dylan Gabriel, he doesn't want to throw a good. That board is a catastrophe. Yeah, this looks like some son of Sam shit, dude.

Cleveland Browns, that was my best pick. But that's good by you. That might be your win, one and four. Hmm. And you know what? Patriots my screen half. You're going to. Ha!

What do he say? Patriots minus three and a half. Macon C's both sides of that. I like both sides on that game. Steve, that's a nice pick. You know what you do? Take them both in a teaser. Dude, honestly, I'm going to tease the Chiefs with the over. I know it's unsound to tease totals, but I do it on the reg.

I'll say it's going to hot every day. You do whatever you want when you're wearing Trevor Lawrence's Halloween costume. No? Yeah. Yeah, it's in a Halloween costume, bro. This is just me now. This is life. It works.

Thanks, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Steve. Half point. Oh, half point. Half point. Oh, half point. Hmm. I do this every fucking time, dude. Every fucking time. I'll take Carolina plus three and a half, which is actually, that's a lovely spot to be. Lovely spot to be. Okay. You ready for some science? Tampa Bay is one game. by one, two, and three points. So that makes me a little nervous, all right? Dallas is more of a wild card. They tie games.

They win by a lot. Sometimes they lose games, all right? You understand? Take Tampa Bay down to two and a half for me, Calps. The hair on Steve's head is growing, waiting for you to fucking make picks, dude. It's like, it is long. It is. Look at like Will Compton.

Now, is that locked in, Cald? I told him he's got to get a fade. Get a fade, dude. He just should get a fade. All right. All right. So Steve, where are you using your half point, brother? Steve put it on the Bronco.

He did. All right. Macon's got Seattle plus one, Dallas minus three. Pittsburgh, Cleveland, under 38.5. Tampa Bay minus two and a half. A.J. Barner, over two and a half receptions. Myself, I've got Kansas City laying two and a half. at home san francisco tampa bay over 47 and a half la rams over 26 and a half team total

carolina plus three and a half cleveland plus five and a half uh we've got steve with kansas city team total over 26 and a half dallas carolina over 49 and a half Vegas minus four and a half he's blocking the pick with his thumbs yeah i know but he thinks he's like vana white i'm trying my best valis dallas seven your hand's getting higher sorry sorry new england minus three and a half. It's a shit show. Gotta love that board right there. Good job, cowboy.

Yeah, really nice job. Nicely, nicely done. Nice thick tip there, Calps. Happy hunting everybody. I don't feel great about this. No. Nor should you. Bamalien.

You shouldn't? Stole picks. I stole picks? Yeah. Like which? Yeah. The Browns. No, the Browns are on my board, bro.

Chiefs and Ramco. I bet the Browns. I woke up the other. morning and bet the browns bro that's fair as fuck all right chase long bet the browns no i was not on the toilet okay no that's why they're sponsored by dude wipes screen that's that slip send it over and that'll be fine