Green Light with Chris Long - Freak Show Friday! NFL Midseason Awards, Green Light Presidential Election & Most Attractive US Presidents.

Episode Date: November 11, 2022

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Tennessee, y'all 2,800-9-9-7-8-9. Welcome to Greenlight Decision, 2022. Freak Show Friday with a political twist. First, we talk football, some mid-season awards, look back at our preseason predictions, and the Washington commander's big old blunder. Makin decided to come in today and have the group vote on president and vice presidents for the Greenlight podcast. And then we come up with some political ads that may or may not target other podcasts.

You'll have a happy Friday, wonderful weekend, and enjoy. Make, as you know, I don't really care much today. and Falcons, 2620. What is it, dude? What'd you text the gentleman? Read. Falcons, 2418. No.

You gotta be kidding me. So all I have to root for is a total. This is so fucking simple. I can bet the game however I want. This is turning my whole day around. Dude, I'm in a terrible mood. Damn it. And this is turning my day around.

24 and 18 is 42 you said 40 it doesn't matter it's well it really matters what do you say 26 46 20 well we need the frisk 26 20 i need the falcons to win and i need uh points i need points you know there's weather there's weather tonight yeah what's the weather charlotte north carlowe every night wind i know how much how much wind uh plenty of wind and rain well that that really hasn't been slowing people down a lot like i know there was wind in the wind and the wind city, they scored 80 points, Justin Fields and Tua. Yeah, I remember week one, 19 to 10 in the windy city.

Niners, Bears. Yeah, it was wind and rain. How much wind and rain? I think there's weather in Charlotte tonight, but I do think, hey, here's a gambling tip. Yeah. Just zag off last week, all right? But not in this scenario.

Carolina got boat raised by Cincinnati. Yeah. Atlanta's better. Atlanta's just better. They are better. That's the thing. And Patterson's back. You got your best Panthers version of the

the Panthers minus the helmet thing in the first game. They were terrific that game. Yep. Yeah. Marriota missed some balls deep. So the points are going to be a plenty tonight. Well, I'm hoping that this weather might make a ball or two

slip out of hands and we go under. I hope we get like a warm front. All right? All right. Make, we're going to get political today. Don't turn it off. Don't turn it off. Don't turn it off.

We're from, uh, not really. All sides. Not both sides is all sides. Yeah. No. Yeah, no. No, we're just fucking around. We're not really going to get political,

but we're going to talk about politics without getting political. We're going to hold a green light election. Yep. And then, um, and, and, and, and, and then some other stuff having to do with. Politics. Yep. That's right. But not really, though.

We're going to, we're going to, oh, we're going to do some attack ads. We're doing attack ads. we're going to attack other podcasts if they were running for president we would attack them yeah i'm glad that there are no other podcasts running for president i mean who who would actually make good president in the media and i mean is it a podcast rich eisen i'd love to see president rich eisen yeah i could get behind that yeah i absolutely could that's pretty good one thanks i would like to see stephen a smith address a media pool right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah with responsibility I probably wouldn't watch those like I don't watch

whatever the hell show he's on, first take or undisputed or whatever it is. It kind of feels like our parents just left. Yeah, we're alone in here. There are no producers in here. There's no producers. They just left. Man.

They're tired of us. Okay, so we're going to talk about the NFL today. We're going to talk about the NFL and a little, you know, messing around on the back end. We just did Thursday night time machine make. And I think the NFL is so bad at the prime time shit that they actually they blew their load on the Atlanta Carolina matchup in the first matchup.

There's no way the games is good. Like they probably didn't even get the right one, you know? They got the wrong for sure Falcons Panthers game. That was the DJ Moore game. It's going to be, it's going to be, yeah, probably a shit show. And I don't know if it's a losing of the fastball situation

or total disinterest, but Al Michaels is not Al Michaels on Thursday nights. I mean, player ID is not going well. Yardage gained. balls out, balls not out. Not much chemistry with Kirk or so it seems. It's just, it's kind of a rough ride on Thursday nights and yet we watch every second. The only thing, yeah, back in the child, line, the only thing about it is like maybe

Reed, you know this, but I can't rewind on Prime. Yeah. Right? That's right. It's difficult to find, difficult to use. Well, you got to bump out of it if you want to. I do, to be fair, it's a great, like the pregame, half-time, crew. I really enjoy them.

The games haven't been great. Like if these are great games, maybe we're not even bringing these complaints light. I mean, you probably beg to differ on Al Michaels. I think you can tell. Al needs to step it up a little bit, but his ball, you know? Yeah, it's ball. Hey, you put, you put Deonté Foreman on a football field. I'm there for 60 minutes. No question. No question. You put Tyler Al Jere spelling Corderole Patterson on a football field. I'm watching that seven days out of the week. Okay, weather. Wind, rain, Charlotte, North Carolina? You were talking about the weather.

Let's see. I'm watching that on a lot. 66% No, 100% chance of rain. It's 66 degrees. So it's wet down there, huh? Not cold, but it's wet. But you know wet doesn't mean lower totals.

Right, right, right. So I'm just hoping. This is a Thursday night time and she's bleeding into the podcast there. The defense doesn't know where it's going either, you know? Well, yeah. It's still bad. Yeah, and you can have some turnover, some short fields,

some mistackles, some people slipping around. And yet I need it to go, yeah. This is a rare natural grass football experience. Amen. I can't wait to watch it. We were going to do some mid-season awards because I know you haven't heard any of those given out on any of the other podcasts that you listen to.

Hey, it's the time to do it. They're 18 weeks now and we're past nine. It's so weird, man. 17 games, it's hard to say halfway. You can't do it. Can't split that baby in two. But with weeks, weeks wise, we're at the midway point. No question.

Where do you want to start? MVP? MVP, okay? All right? I think it's Josh Allen. You do. Now, Jalen Hertz makes a hell of an argument. They are the only unbeaten team in the NFL.

But Josh Allen just accounts for so much of that offense. I think we're probably going to see what they look like without him. It's probably not going to be too pretty. I know you're hoping it's not going to be too pretty. For the people that didn't listen to the Stanford Seve show, the minute it sounded like. to a player it sounded like Josh wasn't going. I put like a sedan.

I've put this the right way. Like a sedan you would buy in a in somebody's yard on. A used sedan. Yeah, like a used of the capital you. Yeah. Use sedan on the Minnesota Vikings getting six. Now that lines down to like three and a half as we sit here in tape. And I don't know the announcements come out. Not yet, but Josh isn't gonna play. There's no way.

Vegas is saying it. The whole thing, we will see what the bills are like without him. I think they have a high floor because of Case Keenham, right? He was 2 and 0 last year. Yeah, no, no, no, no problems with Case, but there's, there's not much of a running game to speak of. Like the backup in Philly is Gardner Minshu. If you told me Minchu had to play a game, I'd be like, all right, I mean, they're just so good

on both sides of the line that I think Josh means a bit more. more to his squad than Jalen does to his. Now I'll say this, like, they haven't been winning the same way that they won in the past. I mean, there were a couple games where they just boat race people, but I don't feel like, you know, the shootouts haven't happened this year. Like, uh,

the bill's schedule. Let me look at the bill's schedule here. They're plus 102 and point differential through eight games. Yeah, because it's like the Steelers game. That's good enough for best in the league by a mile. And the Titans game. So they boat race them. They boat race the Rams. They'd be He lost the dolphins, so that was one where a lot of people were banged up.

But the defense has won them a couple games here. The Bill's Ravens, you know, Josh wasn't a star of that show. I mean, he was the star offensively because what you say is true. Like there's so much of that offense is him running the football. It's a threat of quarterback-run game. It's, you know, like they're not really, you take Stefan Diggs off that field. It's way different. Yeah.

I'm not making an excuse for the guy. He's got to throw the fucking ball away. But, you know, Bill's Chiefs 2420, Packers, 27-17. they haven't and they just lost this last game, 20 to 17, so it's not like their offense has been great. I'm about to give you my pick and you can make the same argument. It's Patrick Mahomes.

Patrick Mahomes has endured the most change. You watch that game Sunday night against the Titans in much the same way that you describe Josh Allen. There's no way they win that football game without him. I mean, with his legs, with his arm, they could not run the ball. I think he's working with a little bit less offensively.

he doesn't have a Stefan Diggs. He's got Kelsey, but I mean like I just I'm not as impressed with his weapons. Am I wrong? No. It depends on what you think of Gabe Davis. Right.

Thank highly of him. They're throwing a lot at Patrick Mahones, but it's not all Pacheco, Edwards Allaire, they have their moments, Jet McKinnon, the receivers, Juju, MVS,

Hardman, now Kaderia, Tony and Sky Moore. It's just, it's not that Tyreek Hill. Yeah, they're just spraying wide and hoping some guys are productive outside of Travis. Yeah. And it's hard. You know, teams can take Travis away.

I mean, it's hard to do, but like you could decide to take Travis away. Yeah, I don't know. I got Patrick. I think Josh is perfectly fine fit. And Jalen Hertz, you know, like he's, he's right there. So like somebody who listens like, what the fuck? Why not Jalen? Listen, do you want to win MVP or the Super Bowl?

You know, what's more important to you? Because right now they're playing like the best team in the league. And we might see Patrick and Josh in that AFC title game. Yep. I'll give you a non-traded, like a hipster MVP, and I guess this is what the offensive player of the year is. Justin Tucker. Ooh.

How about Tyree Kill? Yeah. You know, I was going to go for 2,000 yards, the whole thing. He's my offensive player of the year. I mean, like, it's hard to argue with that. I can't believe he could have the best season for a receiver ever, and it's, it's, it's him. He is him.

He is him. Yeah. And two is his season. great and Tua can indeed get the ball to him. No question. But the way he, the way he moves eyeballs, even pre-snap, like everybody's aware of that guy and he still gets open. It's multiplied by having Waddle. Yep. You know, and I think Mike is, you know, he's not going to get the, you know what? Maybe he should be coach of the year. Yeah. I think he's in the conversation. Honestly, he should be in the conversation. Yeah. Okay. So, a defensive player of the year. This is one I can't really decide on,

man. Is it two guys? Yeah. Is it Parsons? and Bosa. And Bosa. Yeah. Okay. With a hipster, you know, right in of like Zadarius Smith and I had given out Daniel Hunter. Yeah.

Before the season, I thought he might be the beneficiary a little bit of Zadarius. But like, honestly, Zadarius is the guy with the stats this year. And when you watch his tape, he's so disruptive and he moves all up and down that line. He's right up there with the guys you're talking about. It's not Judon for me. Yeah. 46 pressures for Zadarius first in the NFL real close. eight sacks to that sack leader who is in New England, Matthew G'don with 11 and a half.

Micah is 39 pressures. I've got a hipster pick for you. And it might be colored by the fact that I watch him on every snap because I needed Mike Williams to catch a freaking football that one night. But PS2, man, your guy in Denver. Shut down quarter. Looks to be the real deal. He does.

I mean, he's not affecting games like Michael Parsons. but. And everyone's favorite number two, he's allowing four yards a target, second in the league and 0.6 yards per snap. That's third best.

And it's not, it's not flashy. Like, Diggs is more boom or bust. Like he's just really seems to be a locked down corner. Oh yeah. Remember,

like, Durel Revis, when they, high to their powers, Rivas, Asemwa, kind of fell off a bit there. Yeah.

But like just professional corners. You know what I'm saying? And there's this, no defense in, NFL history is allowed less than nine yards a completion over the full course of a season. The Broncos through eight games are allowing eight and a half. Get that offense clicking, Cowboy. Hey, wrist,

wrist plays on the wrist, right? Yeah, risk fans. Yeah, you know, they risk fans are kind of fucking annoying. I think what's changing the whole season is, uh,

is Gino's playing well. Just that simple. Right on the offense. He's working the middle of the field. He's, he's throwing people open. And he knows what to play. is looking down on his wrist.

But yeah, I guess the wristband thing. It seems a little petty. You don't think there was one time where Russ was like, oh. I'm sure, but like, you know, I was kind of like, oh, fuck a wristband. But that's different because a D-Lyman, like, you know, if you have a wristband as a D-line, that means, and I guess it's much the same. It's like, as a D-Lyman, I didn't want 8-10 preset games because that means inherently, if you have a wristband, that means you're running a lot of shit.

You know, and some really good players, I'm not counting myself in that, but I'm saying like, say Aaron Rogers likes his offense simple, which is not working right now because of the players they have on the field. You know, he at least needs some competitive guys around him. But maybe Russ wanted to play backyard ball. And yeah, there is something to running the offense. You're right. How many D-Lyman wear wristbands?

I don't know. But I did not like it when a new D-Line coach came in and was like, hey, we're going to go to wristbands. Usually. In St. Louis? Yeah, we were threatened sometimes. No, Waffle didn't have us on a wristband. had three calls, bro.

Go. Eat hot. It was heating hot. I used to get a mixed up. You used to get a wristband. No, yeah, no, no. Warm them up. I'm just joking. Heat them up. On third down, we had two, three calls. You know, like, because when we had that front, it's like, just go.

You know, but on first and second down, Greg had a complex defense where there was like, it was reducing. I'd have to go down inside. There was a lot of edge pressure. There were a lot of little rules, but like on third down, keep it fucking simple. And I think some players like it's simple. They don't want to feel micromanaged.

And usually D-line coaches are going to threaten a wristband. Like they're going to be like, I'll put you motherfuckers on wristbands, dude. You know, like, oh, you guys can't run the defense. I'll put you, you guys can't get your rush lanes right. I'll put you motherfuckers on wristbands. The San Francisco 49ers, most of their defense wears the wristbands. Nick Bosa, D. Ford, a couple of those guys on that side of the ball at all, wristbanded.

Doesn't help with the fit. No, it doesn't. It hurts the fit. That's the problem. And the general feeling of like, oh, coach is going to hold up number three and I got to run like a three-man game. Offensive rookie of the year.

I'm going to stick with Damian Pierce. I really am. I mean, like, would have been Breece Hall probably, but he's hurt. I know people are going to say Kenneth Walker. You know, running back has not received the vote since 2019.

Josh Jacobson. Miles Sanders. But Pierce has 403 yards after contact. That's third in the league. He's getting 2.7 per after contact. Same as Derek Henry and leads the league in broken tackles. Walker has seven broken tackles. If you're going to say Kenneth Walker,

in my opinion, I'm going with Damien Pierce. And there was a lot of Rashad Penny there for Kenneth Walker to begin. But that Thursday night against Philly was the first time I've watched every single one of Damien Pierce's snaps. It was crazy, dude. he really he gets lost in the sauce in the middle there and is always falling forward he's always

keeping his balance it's he's a really impressive runner he's fun and a lot and not afraid of contact he's he's he's man he's really good he's really good i will say kenneth walker just because it's so dynamic it's like the it's like the saquan jump cutting and their team's good their team's good. Which is another reason why I think it's like I'm counting that against Kenneth Walker in this situation in a weird way because I'm kind of like Damian Pierce is it. Yep. Like Philly was like, I were going to load the box.

I don't know. I don't know what the box, you know, what the stack box count was. But, you know, they know, hey, and maybe that's why Davis Mills had a decent night against the Eagles, but like Damian Pierce did too. Right. And Kenneth Walker is getting a full yard, full extra yard before contact. the Seattle offensive line is giving him a lot more

whatever. Pierce is getting hit at the line of scrimmon. Yeah, the tie goes for me to the guy who's overcoming more but I know that's also not how they necessarily do this stuff. Now Kenneth Walker, he had 15 carries for 58 yards

in the first four games so he's been on a heater the last five. No question. Fresh legs. Fresh legs and his kind of stocks going up but you'll see if Damien Pierce can keep it through the whole season. He's going to really help them

down the stretch because of that because he doesn't, you know, he hasn't incurred the same mileage that Damian Pierce, if they run him like this for his whole career, like, enjoy it. He's probably going to run the Texans to a field goal game in New York this weekend and you're going to win here's. Well, because you thank God you concede it because I was like, damn, that does sound good. Well, it sounds a lot better at six and a half on Wednesday than four and a half on Friday here. Fuck it.

But fuck it indeed. Hey, Chris Olive, just to Garrett Wilson, too. They're good. They're really good. If the receiver feels like such a crapshoot in that first round. Olave is really good, really good. So many good ones this year. Yep.

Defensive rookie of the year. Defensive rookie of the year. I guess I didn't, I didn't know. Sauce Gardner. It's Sauce Gardner. I'm gonna go with a Mod Gardner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many corners since 2001 this award? Over, take a guess.

Since when? 2000. How many corners? 22 years, I'll say two. Yep, two. Exactly right. So it was Latimore and Diggs. Peters.

Wow. Marcus Peters. So did Diggs win it last year? Nope, Michael Parsons. Yeah, okay. So, you know, to have a corner so good that it's just kind of like, you might give a different answer, but. No, no, nah, nah.

Yeah, it's him. Yeah, it's him. It's him. I mean, he changes everything for that defense. Everything. It's such an important. You know I rave about how important having a lockdown corner is. and you know like digs got at him last week

but it's all good he's going to have more big tests to come and he can really prove this out the rest of the year he also wasn't on digs a lot last week I don't think he just let that first kind of 40 yard ball go by him and going coming into that game sauce hadn't allowed more than three catches or 20 yards as his nearest defender yep he's been good and we'll mention Tareke Wullen in Seattle

yes hell yeah We are a Tariq Wullen, Stan podcast. Stam Podcasts. Yeah, Stan Podcasts. Aaron Browning, Tareke Wullen, others. I'm kind of wondering what the fuck Brian Edwards is doing these days. Yeah.

That was one of our early... It's a good callback. Yeah. He is Atlanta Falcons. He had traded, I think, earlier this year from the Raiders to the Falcons. He's lightning on fire. He, uh...

I keep waiting. Comeback player of the year. Yeah, comeback player year next year. Defense. Three catches for 15 yards. Yeah, well, you know. You know what you're going to get. 2018, week 10, like comparing, you know, Damien Pierce and them, this is the three-headed

monster race. Barkley at this point was 131 attempts for 586 yards. Chubb was 94 attempts for 579 yards. And Lindsay was 110 for 591. Chub had a big old yards per carry. And they all had three. to five touchdown. So it's interesting looking back at that. Where is Damien Pierce right now in total yardage? 678 rushing yards, 98 receiving yards. 776. What's his yards per carry? Does it have

4.6 yards per kid. So he's right on there with Sequin. He's right on there with, you know, I mean, Chubb was 6.2 yards. Kenneth Walker right now 111 carries 570 yards. That was almost identical to the yardage and carries that Philip Lindsay had. through the season in 2018 that you read off. Yeah. And shout out Philip Lindsay, wonderful career in Denver. Yeah. Didn't pan out the best way, but came out with 2,000 yard seasons.

It had a pretty magical run. Didn't waste a dime and rent. No. That's right. In the basement. Yeah, running back so you can get them wherever, whenever, whenever, yeah. But if Damien Pierce is the office of rookie of the year,

that's pick 107 in the draft. Yeah. Doesn't matter where. Yeah, it doesn't matter where. But this, I wonder if the success, of these guys this year will drive the price up next year. We just had it in 2018 where

you had three really good rookie running back. And you wonder if any of them are going to be Philip Lindsay where it's like there's a bit of a regression to the mean after the rookie year. That happens with young back sometimes. But I think you'll always see the bad team, the Houston. You're taking the chance

in the fourth round, not the first on a running back, which is where Pierce went. Kenneth Walker was second round. When kind of a highly derided pick like Seattle, you need help everywhere and you're taking another running back? Well, there was also the confirmation bias that they suck at picking people.

You know, but they were doing things a little differently now, you know, so good pick, good draft class, one of the best. Really good. They have two stud offensive linemen late rounders. Yep.

Comeback player of the year, damn. Gino Smith. Gino. Yeah, Gino. By the way, Gino and the Seahog's going to Germany, Germany to play the Bucks and Gino was on a hotel. He was like a big mural on a hotel.

Oh. Like we're in Germany. NFL's coming. Yeah. Well, people were like, what about Tom Brady? I'm like, man, this is 2022. The Hawks are cooking. And the Hawks are the second most popular team in Germany,

which is interesting. I guess the Patriots are first. So like, it makes sense. Like if there's a bunch of young fans that saw that, that Legion of Boom Run, they would be pretty popular. Now, it's kind of surreal to think that Tom Brady's going to Germany and he's not getting on the side of the hotel, but here we are.

And the Pats. Was there a Bucks representative? The Bucs. And there was just one. I think it was just one. Wow. Yeah. And the Bucks are favored, which doesn't make a lot of sense,

I guess, but the defense played hard last week. And some flashes of promise with the Bucs. I just felt like sometimes if you're the bucks and you can't run the ball. You know, I heard Todd Bowles was going to run the ball last week. Like, yeah, we're going to run the fucking ball. I just, what's the net of that? Spread it out and just fucking go. Just go like you're in two-minute drill.

Right, maybe throw it to run it, not the other way around. Throw it to run it. I mean, I'm just trying to shake it up here. If I'm Todd Bowles and walking in, like, we're going to run the ball five times this game. Tom? Ice up. Tampa Bay, 10th and team DVOA if you're into that sort of thing. 10th.

Yeah, so. The computers like them. Maybe the computers are not real good at this. Yeah. Now, you guys, down here for the computers. You guys were pretty unanimous in Gino Smith. Would no love for Sequin? Yeah. Sequin, he, for sure.

Peaked too early, read, peak too early. You know, he was too magnificent, too early. And the Giants are on a buy, and Gino's on the side of a hotel. The cool thing about Gino is this award, usually goes to somebody who's had a massive injury. And this is just Gino being not a good quarterback. It's West Virginia pretty much. And now he's a great quarterback.

Yeah. That's a cool. That's a cool comeback player of the year. It's, it's, it tricks your mind, man. You're like, how? Yeah. This was in there. And we talked about it.

He had the Zavent Collins pick six. And it's like, ah, it's Gino. And bounce right back at it. Right back at it. 12. Right back at it. Awesome. Afterwards.

Not so awesome. And you saw that in Hardin'clock. last night. The Cardinals, they were all excited after that pick and couldn't come, couldn't bring it back. I'm excited to see Tariq Wullen and Mike Evans. Two big bodies battling out

out there. Hopkins had 36 yards receiving after he had 200, the last two games last week. So, you know, I know Wollin wasn't on Hopkins the whole time, but he showed up in some spots. So I'm looking forward to that matchup in Germany.

And then what's the sneaky best game of the week. Look at the slate real quick. I'm going to ask you about a couple games this week and then we'll get on to the politics. And I'm going to ask you about a couple games too. I don't want to miss Coach of the Year because I think that's the most. Oh, Coach of the Year. Exciting award with no bad answers. No bad answers. Yeah. And the one that you guys were preseason all over. Coach of the year, making Kevin O'Connell. Thank you. Chris, Nick Sierraiani. Wow. Yeah. Pretty much the 15 and one. Yeah, they're fucking pretty good. But those aren't, that's not my answer. Neither one of those cats.

Is it Brian Davel? Or is it Mike McDaniel? Neither. Davel number two. Daniel in the conversation. Salah in the conversation. Oh, Pete Carroll. Pete Carroll, man.

That's a good pick. Thought they'd be two and 15. That's a good pick. I'm thinking with my wallet here. I'm hoping Nick Siriani wins Coach the year. Maybe that's who I'm picking. He's got a good shot. Because I put a little couple Hondo down on Nick Seriani to win that whole damn thing

and that's juicy. Good for you. Well, yeah. I mean, the Seahawks probably aren't going to go 13 and 4. So you got a good bet. I like that. I like Pete Carroll. It's also like comeback coach of the year.

Right. Yeah. Davel would be number two for me. Yeah. The Giants, one of the best teams against the spread this year, I think. So that's kind of one thing I looked at was like, you know, some of these coaches, how are they doing against expectation? The Chargers have an above 500 record against the spread.

read this year. Hmm. Just does not feel like that's the case, nor does it feel like they're above 500. Did you ask me the most exciting game this week? Yeah, what would, no, low key, sneaky, best game. Sneaky best game. Sneaky best game.

I think Colts Raiders might be kind of fun. You've got Saturday, his first game, you're right. And McDaniels, who almost caused a Twitter controversy the other day because a fake Adam Schepter verified, account tweeted out that he had been fired and everyone. That got 10,000 retweets. Yeah, how's that going, Elon?

Wait until we get the blue checks out here. It'll be real hard. I was wondering if I get about $8 a month onto the contract. Sneaky Dallas Green Bay. Maybe not stinky because they're two high-profile teams, but is Green Bay dead? Aaron Rogers at home? Who's healthy? That's why I almost picked him because I'm not saying,

that Green Bay it's stinky like high heaven. I'm not saying it's roadkill, but, you know, five points. They just lost to the lions. They've lost to the, yeah, they've lost to everybody. Everybody's taking turns. Yeah.

And Dallas has scored 49 points, but it's not going to happen. So the lions and the bears are going to be a, we are not far removed from David Blow, Mitch Chubisky. And like, you know, even I think one year there was like a backup mixed in there. well yeah

Trubeskey's backup but the lions and the bears is now like must see TV I think points yeah I do think so and the total was I thought maybe a little lower than and it almost was fishy to me

I was like I should jump on this over but I think they're probably undervaluing the lions because they haven't scored as much lately but nobody pressuring Jared Gough that old line can do who is it pleases. Miami Cleveland probably qualifies as a...

That's going to be a really good game. Low-key, sneaky fun. Okay. Contrast and styles. Okay. And who's on upset watch? Oh, my gosh. Brown's off a by.

They'll be able to run the ball and the dolphins, I'm thinking. And, uh... I love... The Jags. The dogs. I love all the dogs. Yeah.

I love these dogs. Minnesota? Seattle, why not? How do you feel about this? Doug Peterson remembers shit about Andy Reid. Yep. Perfect. Sounds like a winning formula.

Here's this. Kansas City sees that it's Jacksonville on the schedule. It brings the B minus. And here's the worst thing that happened to fucking Jacksonville was Tennessee. Because Tennessee going up there and chin checking those boys. Yeah. That is like, and then you come out of, that and we're like we're busting ass this weekend hey i know Doug peters he's a great coach and all they're like

they're going to be ready to play that's my biggest worry about that if you're jacksonville catching nine and a half points yeah catching nine and a half in love with pittsburg well it's between one and two points their dog at home against new orleans and they win that outright okay and before we get to politics i want to get serious for a second what the fuck are the Washington commanders doing I don't know. It was like the worst non sequitur in the history of sports statements, dude. I mean, you're using a guy who just got shot as a human shield, quite literally. For your bad press, it looks like Dan Snyder wrote this statement.

I had to read it 11 times. It was wild. And the, the payoff today is that the, the AG has filed a civil lawsuit against the commander's owner, Dan Snyder, for allegedly colluding to deceive fans and district residents about the league's investigation into the team's toxic workplace culture and allegations of sexual assault in an effort to maintain a strong fan base to increase profits. But yeah, the headline is...

It's a civil case, right? Right, it's a civil case. And it's, hey, but our running back got shot a few weeks ago. Unbelievable. And like it had a Fox News spin on it. They were like rampant gun violence. but sexual harassment. Out of control.

They were like, they made Brian Robinson Brett Favre to their EMA Udoca. Remember that whole thing? Like a month ago, which feels like eight months ago. Yeah. Yeah,

it was like, we can't talk about EMA Udoca right now because Brett Favs out there not getting talked about. Meanwhile, Brett Favs getting talked about plenty. You know,

we're trying to stop the gun violence. That's what we're doing. But we also would like to stop sexual harassment and theft. My guy who pinned this, is also aware that going against Dan Snyder is publicly is a win. Yeah. And then he accused the AG of trying to get brownie points from the people of bringing some suit against Dan Snyder.

Yeah. Also spokesman. Hmm. Problematic. Yikes. I mean, on the whole, on top of the whole thing. Folks person. They can't get out of their own fucking way in Washington. So Robinson's agent, Ryan Williams, not happy with it.

really bad statement. You know it's bad when people are to, maybe what they're doing, honestly, and this kind of genius, if so, in a bad way, is that they're trying to distract people

from what happened today with how awful this statement was. Let's put out a statement that's so fucking bad that people are going to talk about the statement through the charges. Even in the statement, they were like, we were with the Attorney General Monday

and they didn't warn us that they were going to file charges. like it's just the most whiny, rich guy bullshit ever. And it also goes to show that when a tyrant is running your organization, like there is no floor. This is like this is a, this fucking thing's going to sell for what, $5.5 billion? What was posted was two paragraphs.

I'll read you the first. Less than three months ago, a 23 year old player on our team was shot multiple times in broad daylight. Despite the out of control violent crimes, crime in D.C. Today the Washington commanders learned for the first time on Twitter that the D.C. Attorney General will be holding a press conference to make a major announcement

related to the organization tomorrow. Like, man, one doesn't go at the other. That's crazy. Textbook non-sequitur. Crazy. By our guy. So it just gets worse and worse. And quickly before we go to this lovely politic

discussion, we have Decision 2022. Greenlight. Talking politics. what does that Washington's response last night what does that do to the locker room do you think like in already

man those guys are doing a great job of putting their heads down and playing because there is a lot going on and they're not playing like it and Ron Rivera is doing a great job you know minus the Carson minus the Carson press conference I mean they were a player two away

from winning that ball game last week that's not what he wants to hear but like Open in five and four. And they were off to a bad start. They had the wrong guy under center. I mean, like, you know, Heineke's just sometimes, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. And there have been periods over the last couple years with them that it was not broken with this cat. Washington plus 11 at Philly.

I'm just going to say, I should have gave him out, dude. Can I go back and give Washington out? No, honestly, it's too big of a line. It's too big of a line. These big lines have not been covering. I've been jumping on them thinking I need to have balls, right? Yeah, I need to bet the Eagles, 13 and a half, 13, whatever it was, dogfight in Houston. Okay, I need to bet the bills.

They're going to cover against the Packers. I didn't do that, but I know some friends that did. The bills didn't cover. This weekend, I bet, you know, I had the Buffalo Live line. They were 12-point favorites. They lost that game. Oh, Kansas City, big line. Titans covering.

So, you know, like right now, it's time to bet the big double-digit doggies. Now, I'm saying that out of respect for the commies floor. It is really high. And I think they'll play them tough. But the Eagles are going to win this damn game. Well, they're just so complete. Could be 31.13. 2717.

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Because you don't want politics and sports mixing? Well, you're a coward because we're about to, I'm like Wolf Blitzer in this motherfucker. Who are you? Oh, I'm Anderson Cooper in this bitch. This is like a debate. Yeah. This is like a presidential debate.

What if we were debating? That's what we should have done. We should fucking, damn it. Ask us a question. And who goes first? All right, Macon, you can go first. How much time do I have? You have 30 seconds, Chris, you have 30 seconds to respond.

And then I get to respond to the next one. Yeah, we'll invert it. Yeah. I don't know if it's a great quality to try to control everything. What would you do to fix the education system in this country? Single payer health care. Next. That's my time up.

Moderator, do you recognize that candidate long jumped in front of my answer there? Can't take the heat. Get out the kitchen. Yeah. I believe it's my. jumping in front of some you can't jump in front of anything i saw your combine results from 2020 sir i have not seen what was his vertical sir what's your vertical i have not do you want to talk about verticals in the housing market let's talk about your vertical i've not seated the floor uh i guess i would

ask you what what do you mean educational problems we got problems next question next What would you do for water insecurity? Water insecurity. I would talk about water insecurity. Well, first off, no showers. Okay. Okay. And I get to respond to that?

Yeah. Water. Water insecurity. No showers. I rest my case. Water and security is an issue that we need to tackle head on. It needs to be. At the top.

Okay, next. Yeah, he obviously doesn't care about water. Mr. Gunner, what would you do about nuclear disarmament? I have a water charity. What the fuck? He's a real estate agent. I wear the hats. I wear the hats every damn day. I just ask for a blue or a gray one.

You don't have any more hats. If I'm president, you'll all get hats. President? We're running for president? You're right, aren't we? Of the podcast or is this the country? Unclear. Okay.

What was the question? Everybody's going to have a job. We'll be making millions of water boys hats and you'll all have jobs printing your own water boys hats. No. Unemployment down. No. Fewer jobs. Free merch up.

Fewer jobs. Who wants to work? Unemployment up. Inflation down. Interest rates down. Mortgage rates down. Unemployment up. What would you guys do to stop inflation, Mr. Long?

Inflation. I'll tell you what I'd do. You go to a moneyless society. Macon? I couldn't tell you what inflation is if my life depended on it. Honestly, it's not even real. Let's go back to a few years ago. Not that many years ago, though.

Let's go back to like an agrarian society. Decade ago, do whatever we were doing then. I was going to go back to like a long time ago. Like 1920s England? No. Like a long time ago. Like when people were just farmers, it was like post hunter gatherers. We're going to go back to where everybody just was.

Oh, Mr. Jefferson. Yeah. No, no. No, no. It's before slaves. Before slaves. Everything with you was slaves. Well, you know, with Jefferson, a lot of it was.

It seems like most of the people living at Thomas Jefferson's house were slaves. And let's just say on a serious note, slavery being on the ballot in five states, I believe it was voted against in all five, which is good. That's good. Big win for democracy. Yep. 2022. All right. Last question before we hear about some election results.

What would you do to stop the rising tide of China in the South Asian Sea with specific regards to our longtime ally Taiwan? Now we're talking. Is this for me or him? Which one of you wants to be president more? Me? I do. Clearly.

He said it first. Okay. Thank you. That's a good way of doing it. You know what we're going to do? We're going to make more stuff in Taiwan. We're going to support Taiwan. We're going to make as much stuff in Taiwan as possible.

We're not making any stuff in China anymore. You will no longer read Made in China on Statue of Liberty Globes that you can buy at the Hudson News store. Those will be made in Taiwan from now on. Nice. Mr. Gunner. Can you repeat the question? Bermatim?

Yeah. No, do not. No. Well, this guy's got memory problems. A lot of my enemies have attacked me for possibly having CTE. I'm looking at you, though. You might have memory problems. Why does he need to repeat the question?

You might have hearing problems? That's not going to be good. Are you high right now, Meehan? No, but I'm often asked that. And I never am. I'm never, I'm never am. It's 2024. For fuck's sake, people.

Wake up. The man is on drugs. I'm not on drugs. I'm not on drugs. I wouldn't be ashamed to be on drugs. People say I'm high, people say I'm gay, wouldn't be ashamed to be either. But I'm neither.

Do people say that? Well, Yeah, they do. What do you mean they do? There's nothing wrong with that. Nothing at all. You want to be president? Be my fucking guest.

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Trying to? Did. It's like his power rankings. He comes in here with a bunch of paper. Oh, you want to elect him president? How many trees have you killed this week passing out fucking paper? And everybody stopped everything they were doing. to vote in this election.

It was a massive success once we got down to rank choice voting because there was a four or five-way tie the first way we tried to do it. So there was a pool of eight people to elect the president and vice president of the podcast. What does that mean you ask? Well, we don't really know. I don't know what it means.

I kind of imagined if they were running a real country. Okay. But as far as actual new, assumed roles at the podcast probably none. It's probably more of a symbolic title. Symbolic as fuck. Yeah. Okay. So the candidates were

Bo Allen, Dr. Fax, Cowboy Reed, Chris Long, Kingston, Kyle Long, producer Scott, aka corporate Greg, and me, Macon. All right? So what we have here is a tie. So we were going to do most number of points

is our new president. Yep. Second most is our vice president. Yep. Those were the two positions we were trying to fill. We have a tie. We have a tie. Can I tell you something, Scott?

I want to get this out in the open. I voted you last because it's more of a Jeff Saturday thing. You know, like you can't fucking be Jeff Saturday. You can't come in here and be president the first day. I'm sorry. Like not if we started a country. I mean,

I understand that. If we're being transparent now, if that's what we're doing. Yes. It is a secret ballot if you wanted to be a secret. I have no problem giving reasons and content. for the way that I voted. Okay.

I put both of you two actually last because I don't think, because I don't think you want it. No. No. I actually put Cowboy Reed last because he's just too damn nice. Yeah. Too nice. And I think that everybody, that is not a knock on Cowboy Reed by any means. It's just, I think there would be too much goodwill.

China would have all our stuff. Sometimes you need to carry a big stick. I now know which ballot was yours. Who? Scott's. Yeah. Would you like to say anything about the person? and you voted for for president?

No. Scott voted for himself. This is a silent ballot. Is it? Scott voted for himself for brother. Oh, that's good. But that's what you want out of a president. Someone's got to bring order to this place.

No, on it. Okay. Okay. I voted Dr. Fax for vice president. No, it's true. Scott, you know, that's good quality in a president is wanting to be president. Which is also in,

in reality, like, the terrifying thing about anybody that becomes president is how fucking hard you have to try to become president. And why would anybody, try that hard to become that. Right. So like just getting there means you're a fucking psycho. And there's an announcement coming up on Greenlight

Pod for you to stay tuned to. I voted I'll share who I voted for. I voted Cowboy Reid for president. I figured. And I voted you, Chris Long for vice president. That's from my top two selections. Did you just want to see Emboss me around?

No, no, no. I think you're both great. I think you're both great leaders. Okay. He would treat me like Mike Pence. Can you take out the trash? Mike Peds. I don't even know if he can hear us. I think he can, but he seems very focused on whatever he's doing.

What are some things he likes? Oh, uh, hammocks. Oh, yeah, he's definitely looking at trekking poles. Hey, uh, trails. I see some trails out there. I think he's actually probably working. Hey, NutraGrain Bar. Hey, go on.

Okay, all right. Trail mix. Uh, hey, cowboy. About to give the results. He's kidding. I was uploading the, uh, the Steve show. Oh, God, I hope people like it. Could you hear what we were saying?

I hope people like it. Oh, you said hammocks and ski poles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. So how would you like for me to unveil this? Do you want to know the two people who are tied for these two positions? For president and vice president? These will be our two elected officials.

We just need to determine in real time who's president and who's vice president. Let me guess. Can I guess? It's Bowen and Reed. That is not right. Oh, man. The two people elected. to Greenlight Pod,

Powers of Authority are Kyle Long and Matt Kingston. Oh my God. Is that legal for them to be romantically involved? We're going to have so much fun. I mean,

that's a wild result. I like it. We got a strong Department of Defense. Nobody's... But we now need to determine who's president and who's vice president.

So how do we do that? I am resigning and giving it to Kyle. Okay. I accept that. I accept that. Now you don't want to call Kyle trying to get him

to do interviews for CBS. That's what they'll do. It's the new cyber warfare is other countries to just call and request Kyle for interviews. He was in a tizzy the other day. No, Cowboy Reid did very poorly.

Reed did poorly? Because of a last place vote from Scott and from himself. voted himself last. So I guess he wants to maybe get a little more free time and the schedule. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Okay, well, congratulations. Can I see my ballot? Because I was thinking about these people and I was kind of imagining what our country would be like if they were elected. I had Reed Canada. Oh, rank them too.

Where were you? Oh, my ranking. Okay, number one. I had Dr. Faxx because we'll probably die first. this way. And that would be, you know, and we would have a fuck ton of fun, you know? Yeah. We'll be living, dude, with Dr. Fax as president until we die.

Okay, second head bow. I don't know. You know, fuck. I saw most of America votes. He seems pretty like mentally stable and strong, you know? It's kind of like an HR job. Yeah. Reed, I had third. He'd be Canada. We'd be Canada because he's always saying sorry. If he just voted himself second, he would be president of Greenlight Pod right now.

Fuck you, Reed. Unbelievable. I think president would be a little much for me. No, Reed. You would be a great president. Number four, I had Kyle and I have in parentheses, Russia. I just feel like that's how our guy's. If you guys want to live in Russia, we're going to be living in Russia. And I don't mean that in the bad way. I mean like the pre all the, really bad stuff. He kind of looks Russian. Just the chaos. But strength, we would be strong. Mother Russia.

We will be strong. We will be strong. I'm just trying to do an impression of you at this point. Okay. Five, Kingston. Sorry, Kingston. You would have been higher, but I have cocaine. Joking. Joking. Inside joke. He used a lot of Afrin.

So George W. Bush used cocaine. Didn't stop him. Yeah, how'd that go? Well, we'll see if he makes the ranking of how his president. And then I have, I have Macon, you were seven, and I have North Korea. We definitely wouldn't spend any money on anything. Oh, that's true. You know, we'd be trying to have food, no food, no information from the outside, no, no happiness.

but although you brought the happiness today. Thank you. And then Scott, I have eight. Does he think he's Jeff Saturday? Yeah. I was six. You voted yourself six. Yep, I did, but not interested.

Well, that's something. Congrats to Kyle. Congrats, Kyle. We're living in Russia. Why do I have three numbers for Kyle in my phone? Exactly. Okay, there you go. Is that a bad sign?

That's a bad sign for a president, man. You know what I'm saying? saying? I got some shady shady stuff. No, it also just means you lose your phone a lot. Oh, I lost the,

you know, the budget. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to FaceTime them right now and tell them the good news. I lost the nuclear codes and shit. Awesome.

We have a hot president. Hot president. That's good. What could Kyle be doing at 3.30 on a Thursday afternoon? Playing video games. Just to guess. No, he might be coaching football.

That's another thing. What's he doing ever? You know? I don't like a president that can't get a hold of. I'm telling you, man. You want to look into Bo. He's going to be back on ticket next year. Right.

Every year, is that how we do? Is that how elections work? Every two years, depending. Depends on the election. Yeah. But every year, there's some sort of election going on somewhere. Yeah. Yes.

Yes. These are one-year terms. Yep. Okay. Okay. I'll take the vice presidency, See very seriously. Oh my God.

Okay. Congratulations, by the way. Thanks, mate. Are you going to make any changes or? Who did you vote for? Yeah, that's what I want to know too. Sure. Who'd you vote for?

Cowboy read one, you two. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. You can read it. Yeah, okay. I'm not ashamed.

Ha, making three. Yeah, I did. Okay. Kyle, four. Scott five. Kingston six. How did I win? Bow, seven.

In fact, eight. Kingston you got one first place vote one second place vote and then you got two fours and a three not heated

oh you didn't read my right end I was trying to go for diversity a little bit here Anita Bath you do I would love a bath you know how long it's been is out of bath

28 years against the water bottle yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah, I'm not wasted water. Yeah, good for you. Yeah. You might be electable after all.

Okay. Water boy, more like. Dry boy. Dry ass boy. Hey, Kingston, you were talking about hot presidents. Come over and take a tub. We had the same water in that tub for three years now. Okay.

All we got to do is warm it up. Oh, guy has a hot tub. He has a hot tub. How wasteful is that? I have a hot tub. I don't do anything with it. Just water sits there. If we lift at the top, there'd probably be,

snakes and frogs and algae. What's algae? It's I think it's edible. I think people are eating it. Water charity, you have no idea what algae is. It's unbelievable. Yikes.

Yeah. It makes you tell us your list of the hottest presidents in U.S. history. Yeah, this will be interesting to see how this plays. Number one. John Kennedy, really hot

not only in the face but also in the body great hair amazing hair all right cool look at that smile a great smile trustworthy yeah

John F. Kennedy overrated bullshit John F. Kennedy overrated there's 17 people that look like John F. Kennedy

at every fucking bar in Charlottesville that could be that could be a good call but they're only 46 of these presidents no I got you

he's the hottest I don't know. But his floor is so high. Like he never, you're never like, oh, yikes. John F. Kennedy height. No offense, short kings. 6-1. 6-1.

6-1. He's got the big mop on top. He was tight on the sides well before his time. Perhaps it's just coming back. Hot, hot guy. Okay. Number two, Barack Obama. His face is very taught, you know?

In shape. Taught face. million dollar smile he's athletic killer hairline to this day yeah people say he's age he's age great looks great looks great with the salt and the pepper

number three Ulysses S. Grant thought he might make the list rugged cat handsome good beard good hair again and I don't think he's putting a lot of time into this he just rolls out of bed like this

is the sense I'm getting. You know? It'll kill you. He'll kill you. Opium? Four. Woodrow Wilson. Now look at this guy.

You can set your watch to this guy's face. I don't know what that means, but he's got a nice long... You think Woodrow Wilson is one of the top... I don't know, man. I didn't spend last night looking at these jokers, but Woodrow Wilson? Yeah, I had a catalog of Woodrow Wilson's going on. Had a bit of a Woodrow Wilson myself looking up pictures of Woodrow Wilson.

You know what I'm saying? No, look. Look at this. Look at this guy. Look at this guy. I'm looking at him. Look at this guy. Hey. Woodrow Wilson's ugly. Yo, look at my screen right now. Pimp. Look at that guy.

The guy looks like a cop. He doesn't look like a cop. He looks like a cop fetish. Matt, can I get some backup on Woodrow Wilson? I think young Woodrow Wilson was decidedly hot. Thank you. Looking him to throw this baseball. He's throwing a discus around.

I'm not seeing it, guys. Five. Thomas Jefferson. Jesus, I knew he would. I knew he would. He's got a great-looking face. A redhead? He's got a distinctive nose.

You know wooden teeth? He's got wooden teeth. Nobody from before 1900 should be on this list, dude. No, look bottom right right there. That's just a pretty man. Six, Bill Clinton. Okay. Proofs in the post.

wouldn't, you know. Bill did numbers, as we all know. He's got a great head of hair there. I'll go back to the hair, have a bit of a complex about the hair. Yeah. Faces symmetrical as a day is long. And, yeah, got a little bit of a Bill Walton thing going in his younger years. Handsome guy. Yeah, he's, oh no. Ronald Reagan. Number seven. Are you doing 10 of these? Yeah. I'm sitting here like, wait, where's five, dude? Are you doing 10?

Okay. Now this Reagan cat was some sort of movie star. Look at him eating a sandwich. Look at him in his underwear. Looks ugly eating that sandwich, though. No. Look at that. Just scroll with reckless abandon.

But he's seven? You got him behind Woodrow Wilson? Yeah. Number eight, Teddy Roosevelt. Now, Teddy Roosevelt. had this mustache going on. Hmm. Is Teddy Roosevelt ugly?

No. Buddy, we are deep in the draft here. This is not a great quarterback year. Well, I'm ending with two bangers. Nine. Rutherford B. Hayes. Look at this cat. Look at that guy.

Isaac that could kill. Look at that, Chris. Look at his shit. Yeah, no. Say something about that guy. I mean. Hey, scroll up, Matt. It looks like damn Drew.

Drew Breeze. He does. So Drew Breeze is a... Well... Is a dime piece now? I got 46 options here. Okay. Yeah, you're right.

Number 10. If you leave Franklin Pierce off this list. No, Franklin Pierce, yeah, he comes up on these lists. But Franklin Pierce is also receiving votes. Number 10 is George W. Bush. Come on, man. What are you talking about? Come on, man.

Nice smile. Yeah. He always has his mouth a little agape, but you can't see his teeth. That's a cool look. That's right. It's a good list, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thanks, man. It's a good list. Thank you. Thank you. Let's stick with politics. You guys got any ads? It's a good list. I appreciate that.

Thank you. Yeah. Hey, I got a bit of a cold hand. I won't apologize for that. Yeah, political ads? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just with other podcasts. Yeah, okay.

So here's what we did. We're doing a little ad men. A little admin here. It's been a little too long since we've done admin. Yeah. And three. three weeks. That's good.

You know, it kind of speaks to the amount of topics that there are in a week. Okay, so political ads, what do they call them, attack ads? Yeah, attack ads.

You know, fucking Ryan Rissillo is running for president. What would we do if we were running for president? Or, you know, Ryan Rissillo is just running for the top of those charts. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

We're coming for that ass. as they say. Ryan Rissillo. Ryan Rissillo wants more open borders, not less. Illegal Italian podcasters sleeping on your couch. That's Ryan Rissillo's America. Ryan Rissillo is from West Tisbury, New Hampshire.

96% white. This message is paid for. I don't know, whoever fuck pays for these things, but. Rossillo tells you he reads books. Ryan Rosillo listens to these audio books while lifting weights before not returning home to his family.

A man you can trust, not I, prison paid for by Greenlight Podpack. He's never getting elected. Dan Katz, father of two. He doesn't even know. the name of his daughter. PFT commenter, that's not a name. He's taking, losing his hair way too in stride.

Old Man in the Three, this one goes, I bought like 60 seconds for this one. Because we have a lot of fucking money, dude. People are just, our super pack is loaded. Yep. You know? Okay, Old Man in the Three. J.J. Reddick, media mogul, NBA

sharpshooter. But what's he hiding with all those religious tattoos. Epidermis. This is from body art guru. Reddick has a song lyric inked on his left forearm which says, single book of matches, going to burn what's standing in my way. The lyrics belong to the Kings of Leon song, Piro. However, this lyric was covered up by the new sleeve tattoo.

He said that at least part of the reason he got the sleeve tattoo was that he no longer was a fan of the Kings of Leon lyric. This guy makes bad decisions. Can't trust the guy who made bad decisions? J.J. Reddick will burn this country down. You somebody? Yeah, you, America. Tommy Alter is a fucking liar.

Paid for by the Greenlight Super Pack. J.J. Reddick's wife's name? Okay. Al Gore. Al Gore. Need I say more. God damn. That sucked. What? Oh, that was my best stuff.

That was the best. Oh. Busting with the boys. You ready? Yeah. Year 10, Will Compton doesn't keep his promises. Will Compton can't move the people on the issues, and he can't move that fucking bus, because it has no engine.

It's empty, like his promises. Paid for by the Green Light Superpack. Really good. Thank you. I appreciate it. That's good. Yeah.

Mina Kimes? Meena's great, you know? Yeah. Vote for Mina. Yep. New Heights podcast. All right, so I'm kind of back in my admin. This is like me, the producer.

Yeah. Jason Kelsey kicks a trash can. B-roll. Travis Kelsey throws a helmet on Sunday night football. Don't blame them. Rage. Malik Willis for fuck's sake. Jason and Travis Kelsey kick and throw our country, just like they do with other objects.

That's what they do to our country. New heights, more like new lows paid for by the Green Light Super Peck. That's good. That's great.