Green Light with Chris Long - Friday Freak Show: Washington Commanders, Weekend Plans & Draft of Athlete's Best Post-Playing Careers.

Episode Date: November 4, 2022

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And in Michigan, 1-800-2707117. Tennessee, y'all 2. 1-8009-9-8789. Welcome to the Greenlight Podcast. Oh boy. Chris and Makin are going to answer a couple questions for you today. Who should be the Washington commander's new owner? Is Mattress Max Heckel Games strong?

Did Chase Claypool, Rokwon Smith, and Bradley Chubb pick good-looking numbers? We do a little Halloween recap with some stories Chris talks about getting out of town for the weekend. And we draft the former professional athletes who've had the best profession after their playing careers are over. Y'all enjoy. to describe this Thursday evening. It's pivotal. Pivot. That's a friend's joke. Pivot. Don't get it. Explain it. Are you familiar with the TV show Friends?

No, no. It was like, your friend has a joke. You expect the audience? When they're moving the couch up the stairs. Yeah, like Ross and Rachel. That's a pivotal joke. Chandler. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, big one. I'm up three to one.

Yeah, yeah. The weeks keep getting bigger numbers. They do. They do. This is how it goes. So last year I feel like it was like six to five. Yeah. Or 19 weeks in the fucking season now. Yeah.

I haven't been playing the game. Yeah. This year, the last two years I was really playing the game, thinking about what you would pick, looking at the numbers, looking at the totals, et cetera. I haven't done that this year until this week. Hit me.

Eagles. Yeah. 27. Texans 14. Okay. Okay. This is good. I'm going to put money on the Eagles.

I got the Eagles. covering. I told you that in the Stanford Steve show. And I've got 3013 Eagles. Okay. Okay. So it just all comes down to what? It's 15? 13 and 17 is 15. Okay. Is the push number. Gosh darn it. I don't know. You kind of, I feel like you're in the cat bird seat with the way the whole multiples of seven thing goes. Well, yeah, like having points one to 14. That's for sure. And remember when I told you to watch out. Yeah. about these Texans on a Thursday night at home.

The big bad Eagles bound for the Super Bowl. But nobody, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know. It's that kind of game, but I just don't see it. I just Damien Pierce scares me, right? Jordan Davis is out. You know, they haven't been, you know, I think they can run the ball on these guys,

but they're going to have to abandon the run game. And I really do think the Eagles can load the fuck out of the box and not worry about the outside. Brandon Cooks isn't playing. And then on the other side of things, Tennessee ran the dog shit out of the football. Like 48 hours ago, dude, it feels like. And I know what that's like when you play a team on a Sunday.

It's really physical. And you play on a Thursday. And the Eagles are another physical football team. And they're going to run the football. I like the under, too, by the way. A little bit of turnover luck, maybe. Yeah, under feels good. Under feels really good.

I'm going to bet both those things. And I'm going to sit at, what's the name of the, Philly's Stadium. I'm going to Bank. Citizens Bank Park. I'm going to Citizens Bank Park tonight. We'll talk about that during the podcast. Yeah. World Series.

Yeah, you know, with a little twist of the arm from my South Jersey native wife. She's lovely. My wife. Yeah, but I'm excited. So let's get on with the podcast, shall we? Yeah. Did you guys know that in the show Friends, they actually say the word friends in every episode of the show?

Well, obviously, fucking not because I haven't seen the show. Is the show good? Yeah. Wow. That's a good question. That's a really good question. A provocative question. Yeah.

Like, yeah, it was a good show. Yeah. Does it hold up? I don't know. I'm not watching it. But it was a really well done show. Who's the star of that show? Another great question.

I will say it was Rachel, Jennifer Aniston. Okay. It was the male star of the show. For me, it's not Ross. David Schwimmer. Yeah. Gotta be Chandler. Yeah.

Chandler Bing played by line. Okay. Cast the people on the set as people on friends. Okay. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. I'm Chandler. Okay.

No idea. He must be the coolest fucking guy ever. He's the funniest and the smartest. Oh, yeah. Perry. He's a pair. Matthew Perry. Yeah.

You're smartest too, though? You're Joe. I don't know if that works. You're Joey. You're Matt LeBlanc. Okay. Okay. He's the, yeah.

Okay. He's got the, he's got the Howie Long. shaped face. Yeah. Matt is Phoebe played by Lisa Kudrow. For sure. Do we have enough here? Yeah. The cowboy is Rachel. Most pretty and the star. Yeah. And you think she's the most pretty? I think prime Courtney Cox. Oh yeah, no, no, yeah, yeah. I was more making a comment about Cowboy than

than a Cox, Anniston debate. that being said producer scott would be Courtney Cox okay we don't have a Ross the star of a Bruce Springsteen video was at the Phillies game last

there we go to the people working the jumbotron at a Citizens Bank Park so yeah that wasn't Bruce Springsteen that was Miles Teller and his dad we're going to talk about the

the World Series in a couple minutes I first want to talk about I am getting out of town tonight my wife she's a huge Phillies fan um like grew up that way not just jumping on the bandwagon because i played in philly that kind of thing like she's a south jersey gal so she's really fucking excited about the world series as am i um and you know when you're like babe just tell me what you want that every every husband has that conversation with their wife just verbalize like what do you want we have to be careful about that because my wife wanted to go to the world series and these

tickets are fucking insane, dude. They're insane. But I'm excited. I really am. I can't wait to get up there. We're going to leave right after the show. And it is Thursday afternoon. I will be there tonight. I'm sitting somewhere along the right field line. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I must imagine you were upset that Astros no hit the fills last night so he couldn't see a potential clincher. Yeah, that was kind of, yeah, that was part of it. That would have been really cool. But it also would have been hard to get the fuck out of there. Like we want to get back here. But the bottom line is I am, you guys have noticed around the studio. I am fucking burn out.

I'm like just, I've been firing on all cylinders continually and it feels like Groundhog Day. Reid, I know, you know exactly how I feel. Might I recommend a three and one half month break? That's good. Those wonders. So, yeah, as my phone rings for the 17th time today, I want to get the fuck out of town Saturday. I've been just chomping at the bit to leave. Like I've been texting my first.

Part of this is the, okay, part of this is the FOMO aspect of it because Ryan Rissilla wanted me to go down to Baton Rouge. Like, and I have, um, I have my foundation tailgate, which is going to be awesome. The hometown tailgate will be in the ROTC lot. tickets are $100. Find them on Chris Long Foundation website. So you will, uh, for Virginia, North Carolina. Virginia, North Carolina.

And tickets will be included in that. Okay. Spiel over. It is for a good cause. But, uh, after that I want to get the hell out of Dodge, dude. because the tickets to get down to Baton Rouge, I was saying this earlier when we were talking to Steve, like it's not that it's expensive to get to Baton Rouge.

It's fucking impossible. That place is like a fortress. There's no flights in and out of that thing. You know, I'm a geography buff. I have no idea how far Baton Rouge is from New Orleans. It's essentially Houston. Like Baton Rouge is, you know, you imagine Louisiana being down there like in the Florida,

Georgia line area. well take a look at a U.S. map the fucking things in Houston basically and and Baton Rouge is hard to get to it would have cost a lot of money to get down there in that short of time. Wait Baton Rouge is right next to New Orleans, huh? It is but New Orleans is kind of close to Houston. Low key. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I flew to New Orleans for something, a bachelor party had to go through like a George Bush airport,

had to have been Houston. Yes, that's what it was. Yeah. So it's a long-ass way. And I'm, I'm hurt over. this. I really want to see a game in Baton Rouge. I want to see LSU Bama, but there will be more opportunities. So I'm just starting to fucking, I'm firing left and right. I'm like looking at, I'm looking at going to South Bend to watch Notre Dame, Clemson. I was advised not to do that.

Don't do that. Don't do that. My one experience in South Bend, there's, there's one bar that you go to and Rudy is literally there talking to you about himself. Yeah. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, It's not a great scene. Yeah. Yeah. Hammer drunk was Rudy. And you know, that's the book on him. Yeah.

You know? Like the movie character's a little different than the guy. I'm not saying he's a bad guy. But yeah, I've not heard that South Bend is like a huge party. No, and it's gray. And the stadium, all I can think about is like when you tell me the concourse is just pristine. It can't be like, it can't be a vibe out there. No, and you got to be high enough to see Jesus and the basilical.

and you don't want to have like you don't be a nosebleeds no no you don't and honestly I don't get beat up over our our admin segment about Jesus right by some guys from Chicago right like Kevin Baback back backie's family we heard what you said about Christ okay so I was talking about Paul Christ so Notre Dame's next defensive coordinator yeah so I'm not going there like you know I just, I'm not a porch dog, man. I got to roam sometimes. And so I was Googling like what to do in Virginia, like attractions in the state of

Virginia. Like I'm going to go to Williamsburg and look at a blacksmith and like a fucking, you know, make some boomers and go walk through revolutionary war times down there. Colonial Williamsburg is underrated. I think you would like it. I think Macon would love it. I do love it. I've been there.

And I do love it. People are like, are you part of the exhibit? William and Mary, similar bar scene to South Bend. Really? In my experience. Okay, so we're not doing that. You're the real estate agent. What do I do?

Well, I came up with a few ideas. Unfortunately, they led me outside the Commonwealth. Okay. You ever heard of the Fun Belt? Yeah. U.L. Monroe is home for Texas State this weekend. Yeah, Monroe, Louisiana? Yeah.

That's a long way, too. I figured that might be even harder than Baton Rouge. Might be more expensive. Okay, keep going. Apple Pick. It's the most overrated shit in the world, dude. Here's the thing, Chris. I am a porch dog.

I like nothing more than staying home. And yet, I really treasure my friendships, and I can't help but realize that I'm not on the group text of like my five closest friends in this town. Are there any group texts you haven't abruptly exited? Yeah. Yeah.

I haven't left the fantasy football, even though I get shited on. Shut the fuck up on Sunday because we were talking about the games. Shut the fuck up. For some unknown reason, I am public enemy number one on that thread. Everyone loves to hate me. And I sit there and I take it and I don't respond for the most part. In fact, I just participated in a little conversation that's ongoing.

So yeah, I stay in some group texts. So Saturday, would you like to hang out? Yeah. Let's talk about this. Let's do it. Like, this is a good time to do it on the airways. Here's one thing. Yeah.

I got four college buddies coming to town. Okay. All right. You didn't invite me? Well, they don't live here. Okay. Somebody's rent in a house near the stadium. That's fine.

We're going to hang in that house. We're in tailgate before we hit the hometown tailgate, you know. And we're going to actually watch the Virginia, North Carolina football. I'm going to watch it on TV, bro. Okay. All right. So, and then afterwards, once we get the kids down for naps and such, yeah, maybe, maybe I would. You got to bring all your college friends?

up. Did that hurt your feelings? Now you know how it feels a little bit. Well, you know Juan and Ben. Oh, they're great. Walker. He's just a fucking Walker. I really like Walker. Yeah. Wait, Walker's the guy. What did he say? He said to

Walker Little. His little opinions. What did he say? He did talk noise once upon a time. He didn't like you didn't like my charity work. It was William Hayes going undercover for the St. Patrick's Center and me going with William Hayes. It was the home. thing, which I could see the way you would feel about that because we were homeless for two days.

I mean, like, but it's kind of implicit that we don't think we're homeless, Walker Little. And that also raised a fuck ton of money for the St. Patrick's Center. So I don't know if you know how nonprofits work. But anyways, go ahead. And Daniel, of course, will will be in the house. I like Daniel. I'll cheer on the hooves. So, no, I'd be honored to be in your present Saturday evening,

pending the permission of my lovely wife. But that's not the point. Okay. The point is that y'all guys, like I am your best friend, you know, all y'alls. I'm all y'all's best friend. And it's, and it's, uh, it can be. Charlottesville's best friend. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

No, I call back. I'm like, what's the deal? Dude, you can't expect to just, okay, this is an interesting topic? I'm like, is it Baton Rouge or Baton Rouge or. Charleston or you go in the Greenbriar? Like I keep hearing all these places. Why am I not on the text thread? He's like, well... Well, to be fair, you never say yes or anything.

Here's the thing. You're climbing out of a three to four year period of not hanging out. So you actually have to like, you know, you got to give more than... You know what I mean? That's fair, but if I'm never on the text thread, I'm never going to know about it. You leave the text threads. Dude, I would not leave this one. Okay.

This is the men's lunch group. This is the men's lunch group. Okay. So I'm going to add you to activity gang. Do it. Okay. That's what Becky said. He was like it's more like a thing where if we can get away for a hike for three hours. Being in the activity gang means you actually have to do activities. We can boot you if you don't. Hey, Matt, how many times like what should, when should we boot him out of the activity game?

Two nose in a row. All right, that's fine. I do have a bit more of a structured gig than the rest of you guys. Oh, you do? Yeah. I think I work longer than you. I'm not saying you're structured. Yeah, structured.

Structured. Like you have days off in the week. Free flowing. Yeah. I'm kind of like a like a doctor like I'm saving lives on call yeah hey hey hey oh no biggest investment of your life you need to get in the house I have to be available yeah fucking laughing just I mean I can tell if there's asbestos in the motherfucker I'm not talking about like importance more important than a doctor they're there they're there it'll it'll heal the human

body is a wonderful thing yeah that house is getting sold you want to get in there let's get in there You want to put in an escalator? We'll put in an escalator. All right. So I'm going to add you the activity gang right now. All right. That'll be great. Activity gang, which is a stupid name.

Used to be men's lunch, by the way. Man, we created an LLC and everything. That's cool. Yeah, yeah, getting lunch. That sounds fucking awesome. You know, I don't have time to take a break in here.

Can we have this conversation? Like, yesterday, when would I have gotten lunch? Okay. But can I can I can I can I yeah you can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I level with you yeah level if I happen to tell you hey me Tom Conrath and backy we're we're going to Charleston this weekend yeah like oh after the fact would you want to join like is that something yeah I would you wouldn't be like because if I was you I would be self-aware enough to know that most people expect to know 100% of the time so we

stop asking and we figure if you catch wind of something accidentally and tell us. Catch wind accidentally. But I've talked about this issue at length all week with you. To be fair, I see you twice a week. Yeah. Exactly twice a week. Do I get this another serious? Can I? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If I could, I would. Yeah. And I, all. Do I get any slack? This is, this is for serious. Any slack at all on the two kids under two thing. Like we realize that Big Mac dog is is in a stage of his life where he has to be a bit more tethered than he would otherwise. For sure.

For sure. Welcome to the activity gang. Okay. Thanks. Let the games begin. Yeah. Yeah, two in a row. He's out.

Okay. Saturday night. We're going to see the Grateful Dead movies soon, like next week maybe. The Grateful Dead movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. For a limited time only at Violet Crown. Talking sports. Oh, we're going to start with tennis. Talking sports. Okay. So there's a there's a there's a challenger event you don't really need to know what that means. It's like you know really good professional tennis but it's not it's not freaking whimby. Yeah. Anything like that. But there's an event in Charlottesville this week. It's like players ranked about number 100 in the world. Good good ass players. Yeah. And it tickles me Chris. I told you this earlier. It tickles me that these these tennis players on whom I wager lots of, of money around the world at all hours of the day are literally playing and sleeping right

across the road from where you and I live. Isn't that neat? Like they're right there. They're so close. Are there any, do you know any of the names? No. No. But it's just, it's cool to me that the the guys who live inside my wind bed app are like right there. Yeah, they're like they're running around in the app. But now they're running around across the street. Those little grimlins who take all my money in my wind bed app are have come to life yeah at that at at at this charles old tennis turn you throw a black hoodie on and head over at nightfall to the boar's head end so here's what i'm thinking yeah five of us let's say we're best friends yep and the activity fucking the first the first thing we're going to propose in the activity gang is that we assault

the tennis player okay just hear me out okay so let's say they're five of us yeah we wager 10k on a cat Yeah. A cat today was plus 400 pre-match. Right. Big underdog. I think this is a federal crime. Hold on. So we get to the favorite.

Favorite would be like minus 350 or something. And we get him to take a dive. Now, 10K at plus 400 would win each of us for 40, $40,000. Okay? Put in 10 win 40. That's how plus 400 works. Now, five times 40, $200,000. We're up $200,000.

as a group. I say we break off the cat who took the dive 50 grand. The entire purse of this tournament is $75,000. Nobody's getting rich off winning the Charlestville tournament. So somebody's going to be willing to take a dive in the first or second round. Right. These guys are only like 100. We're getting into the middle rounds now. They're not getting that, they're not getting that that Rolex money. Hey, Stefan, take the week off. Here's 50k. Throw in a couple doubles. Yeah. If I'm a G-shot guy, I'm fucking taking that all day, dude. Dude. So we break him off 50.

We're left with 150. That's 30K, a person on a 10K investment for 90 minutes worth of work. We might have to frighten the guy a little bit. A little bit. How do we frighten him? Well, we're big guys, save me. Yeah. And we know where they are sleeping.

It's at a hotel. Yeah. Knock on doors. We just call him and have Kyle breathe into the phone. Yes, Kyle. Kyle would be great for this. Yeah. Let's get Kyle in on this.

might make this 250. But like Kyle, we just have Kyle like standing in the hallway and in a. Fax could be there just confusing the person. Uh-huh. Maybe 300 K. Uh-huh. Or just more in the kitty for everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have facts walk in and just start talking to them. Yes. Just, just explain a YouTube channel. Exactly. Just have trying to eat in the fucking dining hall at Borishead and we just have facts sit down and explain Mr. Beast and his path to success. You don't think the 60K would raise any red flex? I've thought about that and I don't know.

It's a good question. I don't know. I don't know how much money is wagered worldwide on these matches. Plus they're sitting there on their fucking on their big board. It's like a NASA control center and they're like, whoa, we just got to bet in for 60K on who the fuck? And then they got to Google the tennis player and they're like, where's he playing?

And the little red dot says, all the pets are coming from inside the house they're in the parking lot okay we just got 60K in from the boar's head parking lot okay all right that could be problematic yeah but you you are right in that what I'm suggesting is fixing professional tennis matches 911 what's your emergency the guy from jack racher

is masturbating in the hallway by the ice machine you don't get the joke Because you don't listen to the show. He doesn't listen to the show. I don't get it all. Matt cast Kyle as the actor and Jack Reacher in the Green Light movie. Alan Richton. Alan Richton.

Look this guy up. Y'all are thinking of Alan Rickman. No, no. He's passed. This guy is very much alive. Blue Mountain State and Jack Reacher fame. Yeah. You like this?

Yeah. What do you mean? Do I like this? No, I'm saying to Kyle, casting him as Kyle in the Greenlight movie. Does that person resemble Kyle? Yes. In any way, no. Okay, that's, Matt was trying to fuck him.

Yeah. Matt was trying to get in his pants. Yeah. He was like, here you go. Kyle. Kyle was like, and then Kyle came into work all chipper and was like hanging out one-on-one with Matt a lot. He's like, Matt's my guy. You know, I really like Matt.

Don't you make fun of Kyle? No, that's what we're going to have him do on the phone. Phone's going to ring at 2 a.m. guys trying to get some shut eye before the match the guy just breathing it sounds like moth man prophecies on the other edge it's Kyle it's a scary ass movie by the way I had one trick or treater

yeah it was it was five teenagers that popped out of a Mercedes SUV and I'm I'm in the kitchen I can see the front door the front door's open except for the storm door and they knock on the door they're like 16 17 years old yeah knocking on the door

I got like three pacifiers in my hand and I'm waving them in. Then one of them goes, he's waving us in. Like there's some sort of like tactical team and they're not sure about like if this is a trap or not. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. Anyway, they gather up the strength, the courage to open my storm door and then take all of the candy in the bowl. The snickers and the peanut M&Ms. The whole thing?

I was left with very, very little. And it was a damn near 8 o'clock at night. Like it was dark out. I was just. So wait, are you mad? What am I? I don't know that there's a punchline. I think,

I don't think you can trick or treaters, huh? I don't think you can trick or treat via luxury SUV. I don't think you can trick or treat when you're six feet tall. Our forefathers had to walk. They were in costume, to which my wife said, then it's okay. Yeah, I agree. They were in costume. 8 o'clock.

Get rid of the candy. He's waving us in thing was more just funny. I could see where they would be a little timid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they've seen true detective. Yeah, yeah. So, you probably didn't have any trick-or-treaters. You probably didn't put the thing out on your mailbox saying that you allow trick-or-treaters.

No, we just left the house and went trick-or-treated somewhere else. Oh, I should have egged your ass. Okay. Next year. Remember we rolled up on those people and TPed? one of these houses of a rival gang rival gang in high school i sure do we rolled up on that house they had a big mansion on the hill yep and what were we doing tpn or paintballing well ragging at the same time i think all the above and then somebody called the cops because we were

military army crawling up yeah front lawn you can tell the gun ownership is not is not high in the subdivision they called the cops on us That was like a really cool teenage. Oh, I'm actually really scared at the moment. Yeah. Oh, I'm running down the road full speed because we got away. Well, we didn't get away because I'm running down the road. And I hear a car behind me.

Only one, one like little segment of us got stopped. Was it, were you a part of that group? I was running full speed down the middle of a road in a subdivision. Like, you know, my little feet, you know, on the concrete. And then I heard like a car. A car. When we, I don't know. It was faster.

It was faster. surface. And then I'm hearing a car roll up behind me. And I'm like, man, this car sounds like is pretty close. I'm just running in front of a cop car. And I turn around and I just stop running and now he's just idling. You slowly turn toward him. Yeah. So anyways. You go to jail. Yeah. What were they like, don't do what you're doing? No, they said don't do what you're doing. And I said, we didn't actually get to throw anything. Yeah. Because you guys, you men and women of the Amar County Police Department are so on top of it. Yep.

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1-800-889 97-89 You're going to talk a little sports around the world making what is it Oh hold on read Let me get my ball Talking sports

You know For somebody who laments Having the cameras here It's just not coming through He knows where it is The same as it is Yeah he knows where the camera Oh I show a little bit energy one day

No I was just pointing out that If you repeat this bit We have to explain it Talking sports Okay He's he's thrusting the football towards the camera. Makin, let's talk about the Washington commanders.

They are yesterday, everyone's Wednesday. It was announced that Bank of America is handling the sale, the sold, the sale. Tras is your time to shine, Reid. Of the Washington commanders. They've been valued at $5.6 billion. The Broncos is sold for 4.65. to the Walton family. Do we have any new owner ideas?

There's one guy in Washington who has that cash. Who's that? Bezos. Oh, Bezos, yeah. He's in, like, Crystal City. I think he's all over. Chest's not checkers

if Bezos buys his team because he will immediately sink FedEx. No, well, actually, he'll probably be doing FedEx a favor. He should be careful here. He should be careful here to get FedEx's name off that stadium, which, by the way,

that stadium's so bad that it's actually working in their favor because the reason I think Daniel Snyder is selling is because they know to get this new stadium you're not going to be a bit you're not people on either side of the aisle are going to balk at working with Daniel Snyder and that's at least part of it so the fact that there's diarrhea raining down on unsuspecting fans

that the stadium looks like frankly dog shit and that it's probably the worst professional sports stadium. Is it the worst professional sports stadium? I think so. And you're saying like the Oakland A's is bad too. It's just so big. You understand what I'm saying? The fact that it's so bad they need a stadium so bad, they can't do it

with Daniel Snyder. That is why Daniel Snyder's selling the team. I think Well yeah, they don't know where to do it either, right? Maryland, D.C., Virginia. Yeah, exactly. It's a host of problems. Kevin Durant. I mean, you can't be a majority owner because we're not in that echelon.

yet. How about McKenzie Scott on the Bezos line of thinking? I was thinking the Saudi public investment fund. The live golf people. Yeah, at least then

we'd have an owner that the politicians in Washington would feel comfortable doing business with. Oh, Zinger. Wow, you just beheaded them with that joke. Let them live. If I'm really rich, do I want to buy the command? No, the biggest mistake that they made was allowing them to rebrand this motherfucker the day before.

It's like if you had a player, you're getting ready to trade him and he gets an ACL the night before the deadline. That's what the branding of this team is. It's an ACL. We haven't even driven the car off the lot and there's a ding on it, dude. The best moments in a sports fan's life are in football season. I'm not talking about September. I'm not talking about the first week in October. I'm not even talking about the second week in October.

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we've got some new numbers for some professional football players. Roquan Smith will wear the number 18 with the Ravens and Bradley Chubb is in number two. for the Miami Dolphins. Yes. We like this. 18 and 2 run around the defensive end of the field.

So I don't know. For one, I like Chase Claypool, like doing Chicago a favor off topic. You know, number 10, they don't have to think about Mitch. Like either that or he's going to be really good there. And every time he catches the ball, people are going to think about Mitch. So I don't know what he, I don't know what he was thinking with that. Good looking uni, though. It's a good looking unit.

It's a good looking number. were pro chase Claypool. By the way, we kind of manifested that. We sent him Codiac Wintergreen. What's on the on the tent of Codiac Wintergreen? Oh, a bear. I thought you were going to say because he dipped out. That's a go one, Matt.

That a joke was told in the nicotine. Oh, oh, okay. I'm marijuana out of here. What? Okay. Bradley Chubb. Yeah, it's a weird number on the surface, but I looked. Jerome Baker had 55.

I would have worn 13, man. I love an edge guy in 13. The old Alex Brown. Pay homage in the state of Florida. So Bradley Chub was 55 in Denver, 9 at NC State. My first thought, of course, was 13. One little problem. Dan Marino.

Oh, yeah, fuck, man. Dan Marino. The Dolphins have... Dan Marino! The Dolphins have three. entire numbers. Do you think you name them? Two quarterbacks.

Yeah. One non-quarterback. I don't need the numbers. I just need the players. Damarino. Yep. Some guy in the in the, in the 60s. Probably 60s, 70s.

Yeah, I forget his name. Bob Greasy. Greasy. Yeah, he's on TV and shit. Part of the same. Gracey, also on TV and shit. 72 dolphins, the whole thing. They did a documentary. They all got back together. And then there's like a white running back

type. Larry Sanka. Oh, Zonka. Yeah. Well, I was going to say, when does Jason Taylor's number get retired, man? Because he would have been like, had I not thought about Larry Zonka, he would have been the one. And there's where one of two places I landed, number 99. Yeah.

Rick Vaughn. Shouldn't be available. Jason Taylor. Right. I kind of also like 33, Bradley Chubb. The dolphins have numbers 32 through 38 available. Nobody's wearing any of those numbers. That's strange to me.

That's really weird. They look funny on running backs. Like 34 looks okay. 35 looks okay. 36 gets kind of like, you're like a pass catcher purely. That is. Yeah, I really like 32. Yeah, 37 is a little funky.

Was Sean Alexander 37 or 37 or 39? Yeah, 37. And I thought that looks like a fullback number or something. I agree. Okay. Larry Zonka, 39. Yep. Roquan.

He was 58 in Chicago, three at Georgia. For the Ravens, 1, 15, 32, 33, 55, 95, 91. I like 15 a lot. Yeah, 15 kind of 60. Jane Lynn Phillips looks good in 15. That's right. Yeah. And I found this interesting.

The Ravens have officially retired no numbers, though some numbers like Ray Lewis's number 52 and Ed Reed's number 20 remain off limits. That's weird. Yeah. So we're not going to do it, but you also can't have the number. It's fucking weird. Steve Spagnola did that to me with Leonard Little. Right.

Let's get a little while. Yeah, let's give it a year or two. Hey, I'm a proud owner of a white Ram, St. Louis Ram, 72. Yeah, dude, that's only going up in value. Not authentic. It only can. Oh, yeah. Well, everybody else in the activity gang, I got them.

Authentics. Oh, yeah. Four with my. Heinz went with 20, which is kind of like, I'm going to fucking, I'm going to wear the number. the guy that you just shipped for me, which is a little bit interesting. Yeah, some questionable decisions. Maybe not ideal on some of these numbers, but I thought the guys did fine.

JPP looks weird in, what is he for? That's a weird decision. It's got to be something behind that. So weird that I like it, though. Really? Yeah. Okay. It's like I got three names.

Or for any position feels a weird, right? Four's a weird number. Oh, that might be a weird number. Four is a weird number. Is there any, yeah, any position that it looks good on? I weirdly like it for a power forward, but that's a different, that's different sport. Yeah. Eiffel Tower forward.

So Chris, you're going to the World Series tonight, the people's last night. Do you think you're going to see Mattress Mac on the concourse or heckle any of the Astros bullpen? So I think, I don't think I'm going to be close enough to the bullpen. Which, by the way, the bullpen at the bank has moved. in recent years. It used to be kind of unaffected by fans. And one thing I learned at Yankee Stadium is there's people that make a living

basically just yelling things at players. You know, like things that are just arbitrary and untrue, but sometimes make people feel uncomfortable around them. But what they do is they yelled down at the pitchers warming up for, say, the Astros. And I thought it was interesting. It's a little bit of a tactical advantage

for the Phillies to move that bullpen closer to where, you know, these pictures can be affected by Philadelphia's finest. I got yelled at one time by Julian Tavares, he was a reliever. Yeah. Because my buddy was, was effing a bullpen. It was either Camden Yards or Nationals Park. But my buddy was being a jerk. But then Julian turns around, thanks, it's me, starts yelling at me.

And in a really nice way saying, hey, stop cursing their kids around, which wouldn't work so well. for say an Astros reliever in Philly at the World Series. Right, exactly. They're going to continue to be. It's 8 p.m. The kids are probably going to jump in too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fuck you. Yeah, fuck you. Eli Manning, double bird from a kid. Exactly. But I think it's a, it had me thinking, like, if I was a stadium, if I was like an owner of a team and I had an opportunity to like fucking, to mess with people, I actually liked the Iowa pink locker room thing. because you're just sitting there thinking about the color on the wall.

No, honestly, I like being in that locker room, dude. I want to calm down. I want to calm down, dude. I don't need to get charged up to play a football game. I haven't seen that in a while. I think the worst part of that was, and they've changed it, was the, it just looked like a really uncomfortable locker room. Yeah, it's cramped.

That's how you fuck with people. And like at Arrowhead, how tight that locker room is. It's like you're damn near cheek to cheek with people. Duke does something. cheeked up in there. Duke football does something pretty cool. They put the visiting locker room 300 yards that way.

Yeah, a mile away. You're tired by the time you get to the feel. You've got to walk through the people tailgating in the grass. And this won't shock you. The hoops visiting locker room at Cameron Indoor is a, is a, is a, is a, is a sweat box. It's not good. So I might, I was thinking about this earlier, like ways that you could,

you could kind of get an advantage on the visiting team. How about like in a football stadium you have one sideline here you have like a big board on the other side for you know whatever scores or What have you maybe a build a bigger board and during the game you just put up cringy Instagram photos Of the players on the on the on the on the visiting sideline that's really good that would fuck me up dude Yeah like something really cringy from seven years ago. I just forgot to delete right you know like I don't know I love my family no like lame shit dude like family's cool yeah oh yeah yeah yeah but yeah doing that would be would be one thing i i don't know did you have you didn't have anything oh my left foot you said you didn't have anything i was thinking now hear me out yeah you put you know those really itty-bitty cameras where you can stick places and you don't

know the cameras there and you can watch things yeah put them in the locker room two federal crimes today well from you like federal could put it fine there'd be a fine jar for federal crimes. Is there like some independent guy running around like doing holding up the wands making sure there's no no electromagnetic fields of no not at all transmission? Not at all but I do think about that in an Airbnb. Yeah dude. Did you see the Astros tweet about Jalen Hertz? Uh yeah so that's that's fucked up. That's fucked up and that Jalen Hertz uh that Jalen Hertz picture is a couple years old but it it's I I would do it. It's really well done.

It's well done. Yeah. It's well done. I mean, no hits. That hurts. Ow. Yeah, that does hurt. But Kyle Schwabers over it.

They're over it, dude. And the thing about it is, you can't get no hit twice in a row in the playoffs. Do you count that as a no hitter? Great question. No. No. I think it's awesome.

Christian Javier was fun to watch. But no, you got four dudes? Ah, it only been one. Don Larson. But for the team that got no hit, it's a no hitter. It's almost worse. We gave you two options.

We gave you three options. You didn't like any of them. You didn't hit any of them. Yeah. Are you going to bet the game tonight or just go and enjoy the ambience? I think I'm going to bet the fuck out of the Eagles game. Scott, do you have any tips for betting tonight's World Series game? Cinder Guard.

Did I see that they're wearing the powder blues? Oh, really? I think I saw that. I think I saw that somewhere. That's dope. I mean, change my outfit. It gives me hope for the offense. After coming back from last night being no hit,

considered no hitter or not, I would double down on the, check the overline on that. Is it Sondagard a little shaky too? What is that total right now? Sundegard has definitely had an up and down season. He is not the guy that the name makes you remember. Thor.

Damn, Matt, Donald Duck in a pile of coins. Dot Jiff, look at your fucking balance. I was just trying to find the game line. The Astros minus 1.4B. Look at that balance. It's like a quarter unit for you apparently. Flier. Over seven and a half, Scott?

You like over seven and a half? People listening already know what happened. So it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Oh, I think that makes it more entertaining. I do. I do. I think there's going to be some run score today.

Okay, I'll think about it. Now, Mattress Mac, man. I got to say this, man. I like him more after what I saw in the concourse. Like you would do it too, Philly. You would do it too. The only thing that's funny, and I watched him saying like, fuck you on loop for 36 minutes. That thing has to do numbers on TikTok, right?

That's what TikTok was made for. That's what Vine was made for. You didn't remember Vine? Yeah, Vine. Mattress Mac would be a Vine sensation. Vine might be coming back. Bring it back, dude. Totally.

They often bring back my space. Okay. But Mattress Mac, like, kudos to him. for having the balls to publicize a bet that's going to cost you $10 million possibly and go sit in the stands in Philadelphia and really seemingly enjoy the people for most of his day, like the tweets, uh, the whole thing like God bless the people. It went from God bless the people of Philadelphia to fuck you. Asshole. Asshole. And a Bible quote. And a Bible quote in the morning, which is,

uh, do not be overcome by evil Philadelphia in this case. He's calling them evil. But overcome evil with good, good in parentheses is fuck you. Romans 1221. The only thing that doesn't quite mesh for me, and yet it does because he's a PR master. Yeah. But is all Shucks Mattress Magnus. And then he's got somebody videotaping his every move.

When he signs an autograph, it's videotaped. Yeah, no question. When he takes a picture, he's videotaped. Well, he's a star, dude. He is a promotional. genius. He's a star, dude. And he didn't care about losing the 10 millie. He had a quote here, which got me back on the

old horse. He said, I have no fear in me. I have a high tolerance for risk. If I lose, there's always another day. Well, not always. Until you die. Until you die. So, and that happens to everybody. I'm not saying it's more prone

to happen to Matt just Mac because he's older. I'm just saying, like, we all die, Matt. Everybody. Mac. Mac. But the funniest thing, that I found out was essentially what he cuts these people out over. He loved the people of Philly until they called that little guy a cheater. Al Tuvei. That's what it was. They were like Altuve is a cheater. He can't get into the Hall of Fame. He's like, all right, that's enough. I have never

heard anything that vile. I'm an Astros fan, and I have never heard anything like that. That's funny. That was the straw that broke the camel's bag for him. So I feel bad for him. I feel bad for Mattress Mac. When I do, when you say the little guy for Houston, I, I, what I picture is, is, is his hitting that dinger and then saying, no, don't touch my, don't rip off my jersey. Oh yeah. Don't take off my jersey. I'm wearing the, the buzzers on the way. That was the best in game one Castiano's like lifted his jersey. Oh, that was a great. That guy has become pretty popular. Yeah. You mentioned betting a couple minutes ago. Is it very fitting

that Pete Rose is going to cast the first bet in Ohio? So I love this. Legal bet. I love this. I think when they have a dispensary at Dolphin Stadium Ricky Williams should get to blow trees on a 50 yard line, dude.

I'm all about like, now betting is, it's bad, okay? Like, you can't do that, okay? You really shouldn't. You shouldn't. You shouldn't. But, you know, I look back at Pete rose Charlie Hustle was betting on his team so like you know it's wrong got it but there's no way I would I would be as supportive if it was the other way well all right let's let's take odds on what kind of baseball hat he's going to wear that guy's got quite the baseball he's got quite the hat rack

dude I got it it's uh white fitted with the white sea it's white on white I was I think for some reason he's going to have a black hat on. All black. Yep. One or the other. Midnight Tony Romo. You know? He does have some fucking fits, doesn't he?

He's got a little Mark Davis vibe to it. Yes, dude. He's got some fits. He's out of the house, Mark Davis. Pete Rose clothes. Pete Rose outfits. While we're on the subject, the most electric bet in sports,

first to 10 points. You can do this in the NBA all night long. talk about it's usually like three minutes first three minutes oh my god it's just amazing yeah look at this fit bro wow that's like a bill cosby q zip it's like it's like an argy uh with with a with a cue zip under it and a and a seven-tone fitted cap yep it's got a white panel it's like the neat a red panel politin ice cream hat this guys out of control, bro. I had to control the confidence that it takes to rock that fit. Talking about pitching, do we want to pitch a reason why Chris should watch White Lotus?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched the trailer and was worried that it should have been a one-hit wonder. Yeah. And I was wrong. The first episode was enthralling. I don't want to give too much away. I won't give anything away, but I also loved it and was also really hesitant. because that awesome character from season one, I can't remember his name.

Yeah, Armand. Armand is not in season two, but Christopher from the Sopranos is in it, and he's awesome. Yeah, Michael Imperioly. Aubrey Plaza's in it. She reminds me a lot of me. Yeah.

There's a champagne toast, which she declines. Like, everybody else is toasting, and she's like, I don't really want any champagne. Yeah, you soured me on it, but now that I'm hearing it's pretty good. Yeah, I was wrong.

And we finish the patient. Nice, nice. We don't give this, we're not going to give spoilers away. skip ahead like two times. Click that little thing like four times maybe. Holy shit, man. Yeah.

What'd you think? Meg had a better alternate ending. Meg was like, you know, when he brought that couch down, this dude brought a couch to the door like a dead bird. Like he was a retriever. That's when Steve Carell knows he's not getting out. But we thought for a second that they were going to chain because he had just told him like

I need to get out and I need to talk to my son you went through something with your father that has led you here I need to fix the thing with my son and I thought because of his golden retriever serial killer brain that he was going to go get his son and chain him in the other couch and they would work it out in the basement

oh I thought that too yeah yeah yeah but thankfully not there wasn't enough time left in the show that's right the grip strength on that guy yeah impressive wow And I, you know, lots of people were like, oh, that ending sucked because he didn't get away. Like, nah. Well, no, I just think they could have ended it right after the thing.

And, you know, the moralist story is like, can't save Sierra killers, man. We do it for everybody in society. Maybe some people are just beyond help. Yeah. And Steve Carell figured out, like, the way to communicate his love and admiration for his kids. The actor. Dom Gleason. is the same age as the serial killer.

Maybe he has him by seven years. His dad? No, Dom Gleason's dad. Oh, really? Yeah, I mean, look him up. Yeah, that character wasn't so hot. Remember he told him he should, like, he should turn himself into the police?

Yes. And then the next scene, he drives up to the police station. He's sitting in the car. I was like, he's going to strangle the police. Yeah. He's just going to run up there and strangle all the police. and come back and come home and tell Steve Correll, I killed the police.

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Let's do a draft. All right, so we already picked numbers. We're gonna do best post-playing career. And then if we have time, maybe we'll also do a worse post-plan career. Yeah. And I don't know who picked first. So these are pro athletes, right? Like pro athletes, you know, after whatever the fuck they played.

Yeah. Yeah. One one. I'm going to hit it straight down the middle. Okay. I'm not going to wow anybody. Arnold Palmer. Oh, okay. Good. The drink, for goodness sakes, that's going to be around forever. Arnie, unfortunately, is no longer with us. Counterpoint, he's dead. So that's not going so well. Annually, Arnie was earning 40 million bucks through commercial endorsements, clothing cars, golf events, and beverages. Cat did really well for himself. Arnold Palmer, the greatest post-playing career. And for a number of years, he was part of the crew at the Masters who would do the ceremonial

first shot. Hell yeah. First and morning. Beloved guy. Being a retired golfer, I feel like you definitely, being able to play the sport that you played professionally and continue to do it at a high level and do it socially. And it being a way for like you to launch businesses and meet people and court. people and work your foundation, like, that's got to be fun. If I could pass rush on a dummy and talk to,

like, you know, prospective donor. Right. Hey, Arnie, it's Lake Tahoe Country Club. We got a pro am coming up. We'll cut you 100 Gs to hit a ball off the first tee. That's it, dude. Done. And we'll bring you in via-put-you up for a week. Via jet, which is the only way to get to Baton Rouge. Okay. If anybody out there's flown a linear air jet, let me know, because that would surprise me that you're still alive. Hey, it would be cheaper if you just got a pilot's license. Yeah, that's always, that's always a bad idea. Me, the guy who chased the way I chased last week flying through a fucking canyon,

not a good idea. All right. Yeah, chase long behind the wheel up there, behind the joystick. Okay, who's got the second pick? Second overall pick will be Jake Plummer. Wow. Great player for the Denver Broncos then became a professional handball player. Might have been around a while.

Yeah, yeah. I feel like Jake Plummer's out four to six weeks with the fucking, with a rotator cuff, because that was a reach, Reed. I don't know. You've been high on Jake Plummer around here. I was afraid that he was going to go soon. I think that a couple other guys on this list are going to be around. Arnold Palmer was one on my board.

I took Jake Plummer's mushrooms today. That's the only way I'm functioning. Nice. Yeah. Great pick. Who's three? Oh, your boy. And I'm going to hit it.

I'm going to drive right down the middle of the lane. Okay. And go with Michael Jordan. Okay. Because Michael Jordan, you're going to tell me, oh, you know, he's not the best personnel guy. Who gives a fuck? He gave us Kwame Brown videos. He gave us Adam Morrison in the NBA.

I don't care. Dude, here's some other stuff he's done. He's got a steakhouse, a shoe, and a NASCAR team. Okay? Sounds like a lot of work. No, it's not. It's not a lot of work. It's passive income.

Shoes get moved, fucking stakes move, the fucking NASCAR move around the track over and over again. It's just printing money for him. And then he's a majority owner of a team. He's the first majority owner of a team. And he gets drunk as fuck and has never gotten in trouble. That's true. And he's never been married after fucking basketball. Not after basketball?

Yeah, yeah. He was married. Well, really? Well, he was divorced once to his original life. Yeah. And when was that? Remarried. Or maybe not after basketball.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. after basketball because there was a picture book of Michael Jordan picture book in the 90s you remember it probably it's like a coffee table book and I used to think even as a kid in the 90s like damn that's going to be hard to be Michael Jordan and be married yeah you're not wrong and he bought the hornets for like for the bobcats at the time for 275 million and they probably sell for close to two billion today but you're telling me he's you know because he did he did you know he picked Kwame Brown, he's off the board for you? I just, you know.

And you be careful. Hey, he's. I'll send this shit to Kwame Brown, who is the man. We love Kwame Brown. I love Kwame Brown. And Michael Jordan's the goat, but we're getting close to it's like, and he was a terrible. I might drive Kwame Brown.

Those fucking videos are off the chain. He's like, I better not fall out of the first round here. Yeah, yeah. All right. Number four. Somebody drive Kwamey Brown, please. Homer pick. I'll take Howie Long.

God damn it. He took my dad. Took her dad. No brain. Took her dad. It's a good pick. Yeah, he's had a great career after football and in football. Guy just wins.

Yeah. Firestorm. Yes, dude. Brief marriage to Terry Hatcher. Yeah. Endorsements left and right. He's going to shake your hand so fucking hard next time he sees you. And I've been told this is not a snake draft, right?

So I'm back up. That's correct. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. Take a look at the big board. he'll still be there.

She'll still be there. I'll go Charles Barkley. Charles Barkley is making a lot of money. He is the, he's beloved. He plays a lot of golf. Yes. He's able, he's like the one person who's able to speak his mind

and everybody's like, that guy, I guess the president. Yeah. Everybody likes it when Charles Barkley speaks. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, Charles Barkley's got that effect. Like all of America rallies around Charles Barkley.

And he really does. Just fucking it's up here and then it's out. Yep. And he plays a fuck ton of golf. Fucked on a golf. He'll have a cocktail. And he gamed live golf. Right.

Which was great. Like that was the ultimate like, don't do it, Charles. And he was just using those fucking assholes for leverage, right? And he got like a 10 year deal worth a billion dollars. He was like, yeah, I'm not going to be there for 10 years. Right after he signed it. Yeah. He's a badass.

Which like a year ago, everyone was like, Charles, how long are you going to do this? He's like, yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Okay. My second pick, we're going to go, Tim Horton, was a 24-year NHL player and then opened up a number of restaurants, mostly in the Canada. What are they called? Yeah. And everyone doesn't realize he's a former hockey player.

That's true. Yeah, dude. that's kind of sick. You got a crunchy ass list so far. Got growing mushrooms in Denver and a Canadian steakhouse. Exactly. What more do you need? You don't need anything else.

For sure that I was going to be Ed McCaffrey. Oh, am I up? Yeah, I'm just, excuse me while I read about Tim Horton for the next 20 minutes. Yeah, you're up. You know, after Michael Jordan, the board gets more difficult, but I'm going to go with George Foreman. Yeah.

Got made 137 millions of, of, of, of, of grails. Just just fucking dry chicken patties. I used to eat them in college. The Foreman Grow got me through college. He was next on my board. Yeah. And also like seemingly really with it for an older guy, he's alive, right?

Yeah. Yeah, live and well. And was a heavyweight. So those punches hurt. Oldest heavyweight champion of all time, I believe at 46. That's crazy. You think you could beat George Foreman up right now? No.

How old is George Foreman? 77, 80 years old 32nd video of him taking a walk George Foreman's 73 Can we get a video of George Foreman walking? 73 Howells Big Howie like 60, 61?

Dead's early 60s That would be a loss Yes Who's the most famous pro athlete you could beat up Kwame Brown? I hate you, bro All right, my pick I'm gonna take John McEnroe

Oh, that's a good pick. One of the best tennis announcers. He's had cameos and a bunch of comedies and stuff like that. It seems like it's an easy job. Yeah, and most hotheads aren't well-liked. He's really well-liked. You know? Scream motherfucking the lines judge.

Is that what you call him? Yeah, line judges. Yeah, line judges. Yeah, line jure. Um, I'm going to pick a cat who's not going to be on any board. because we don't hear from him. And that's got to be a nice existence. Names Alan Iverson.

He's hanging out. Yeah? You know he's on Instagram? Let me see how many posts he has. That's good. That's good. But listen. Yeah,

like I'm on Instagram. Yeah. What do you mean he's on Instagram? I mean he's not out there like kind of, it's not like he's fucking, it's like he's Jake Plummer. He's not like he's out there. He didn't retreat to the,

drafting fucking Kentucky small. forwards swinging and missing. He's just living. L-I-V-I-N. You made him sound like he's a recluse. Let's see. The official Alan Iverson 12.3 million followers. You're not presenting a compelling argument. No, your argument is, you know, it's that he's like he's, he's like living, uh, I'm just like, he's living off the grid. Look, I guess. Like Aaron Campman driving a tractor somewhere. Fuck it. My pick is Aaron, Eric, Aaron Campman. No, all right. Okay. You don't like my pick. You don't like my pick. No, it's not just fucking, you know.

It's what dress is you roast each other's picks like a rotisserie chicken. Yeah, no. I agree with you. I think there's some players out there that are just chilling. Yeah. Thanks. Sit on some money. Yeah, y'all are talking about net worth and shit. There could have been some better players who are chilling a little more, but the thinking with the thought was there. I think it was there. Thanks. I'll go.

Travis Pastrana. I'm sure he wasn't on any of your boards. Tony Hawk was. Tony Hawk? That's a good one. Tony Hawk's on the board, yep. But Travis Pastrana, motocross,

bike racer. And then after you retired, he became a NASCAR driver for shits and giggles. Did a season and a half on the Xfinity series and had a pretty badass tour. stadium show where they would do some wild stunts and has a pretty funny nitro circus TV show. Now is he riding on the dirt bikes?

Yes, he is. Okay. You remember I told you this? In college, I went through a very short chicken cassidia at Taco Bell phase. And I picked up the chicken cassidia. And the guy said, you look like Travis Pistram. I remember that. And I had to look up, I had to go home, get on like.

America Online. MSN.com and look up Travis Pastrana. Bing. Yeah. Chris. Yeah. Your pick.

Your selection. Carl Weathers. Fuck. Yeah. That was my next pick. Carl Weathers, man. Sorry, you could trade it up.

Carl Weathers. Alan Iverson is available. You know, you don't hear from Carl Weathers. Carl Weathers was in Predator. Okay? We know he's in Rocky. I'll get there.

But Predator, which is the most iconic handshake in movie history. You know the one, right? Have you seen Predator? No. Really? But I've seen Arrested Development. Okay.

Featuring Carl Weathers. Yeah, he's great. Okay. He had a cameo on a bunch of stuff. I was looking at his idea to be more. He's in Happy Gilmore, Chubs. But Rocky, the story behind how he got that role was he was doing an audition, a reading, with the writer of the film, and that's Sylvester Stallone.

and he kind of like not melted down but was like I can't read this fucking script he was like if I had a good actor here reading the script maybe the scene would go better and then he found out that Sylvester Stallone is is the lead and Sylvester Stallone was like oh I can't do but he was like he was like I like that I can hear Apollo Creed saying that that's so then he casted him. But Carl Weathers, man. I just, he's a mensch. I can't imagine that he's a bad guy. Just a trustworthy looking dude.

So mad you took Carl Weathers. I almost took him in the second round. I don't know why I didn't. Oh, well. The John Macon. He's in a fucking credit card commercial, I think. Time for Kingston. Something like that. Third white guy. Can't wait to hear who this is.

Tony Hawk's still on the board. John Rocker? I haven't heard much from him lately. You have not. No, I think there was a feature on him. He had like one of those pictures standing in a field, like a profile. He's a profile.

Let's wait till worse. And we can bring him out. You're right. You're right. You're right. I'll go with a trailblazer. Becky Hammond. Becky Hammond.

Yep. WNBA coaching rampant. First woman to have an assistant coaching job in the NBA. That's great. Is it my turn? No, it's mine. I'm just going to ask that question until Final pick? Are we going 40?

No, let's go five deep. Okay, five deep. Fourth pick the rock. Not a pro athlete. Yeah. Wrestling, my friend? No, it doesn't count. No, it doesn't count.

That's why I had to listen to all of you motherfuckers throughout my teenage years talk about pro wrestling. I couldn't give a shit. We never talked about pro wrestling throughout your teenage years. That's all you guys want to go to Monday night, Raw and all this shit. We never talked about that. WWE, WWF, and he's not a professional athlete? No, and that's why he tried to slip it into the fourth round.

And I asked, and I asked, I asked in the group text, I said specifically, this is a rock clause. I should have said it out loud. Does the rock count as a former professional athlete? Because not only you could try the college loophole, and if I'm doing the college loophole, then fucking, yeah, I'm going to do the guy in, in, forgetting Sarah Marshall, because he was on a fucking high school basketball team with two guys that played in the NBA. at, I'm aware it's not a college list. Pro wrestling, that's what they call it.

I'll take the pick. I can do. What's the name of the pro wrestling league? Yeah, PWL. Yeah. I mean, I can do a third run at my fourth pick if you'd like. All right, I'm going to let you guys vote on this. I'm not trying to sink the draft here.

And you, the people at home, I mean, they are athletes and they're making money doing it. Vito. Okay, veto. We're on to, uh, fucking, milk toast Michael Strayhan. Is good morning America No, hold on a second. Hold on a minute player.

Hey, hold on. Hey, no, I thought about Strahan, but he's off my board because he works too much. Guy, you got so much, he has so much money now, but that dude is in every day. Isn't he doing GMA every morning, dude? And then he's out in the West Coast with my dad.

He has been in space, though. That's pretty cool. Yeah. And he's been crushing it. Some people love work. Not arguing with the pit. just devil's advocate. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Some people love work, you know. Yeah, evidently I do. Cowboy. Cowboy's going to pick. Oh, we have, we were going five, right? So we have two more. Yep. Don't worry.

Room for the Alpinus that you're going to, that you're going to draft in the fifth is still going to be there. I'm going John Madden. Yeah. He was a professional football player for a minute. And then he got a bus. was waving turkey legs. That's the best value.

And on TV and a big old video game. And the coaching career. Exactly. That is the best value on the board, read. Good pick. Good pick. No alpinus there.

I don't know how much alpinism. John Madden did. No. Boom. Into a tree. Boom. I don't know. I'd pick the rock.

That's something else. Chris, you're up. Oh, I'm up. I'll go with Bill Walton. yeah he seems like he enjoys everything he does he enjoys calling those those conference of champions games right he loves those he smokes all the pot he sits behind the fucking the

he's a better door than a window for the people in san diego at the fucking baseball game he goes to all the dead that's it company shows he's been and he sits in the front row he doesn't go to the you know sweet or whatever he's a he's an icon like he with a capital I read. So yeah, Bill Walton. He's in the Grateful Dead Hall of Fame, actually. That's incredible. Imagine liking something so much. But think about that. If you're a fan of something,

like that they're as big fans of you, like when you come around, like you're a part of the band or something. Like that's crazy. He told a cool story about bringing like Larry Bird and Rick Carlisle to the Boston Guard, like the whole Celtics team to see the Grateful Dead and they all got along. It's incredible. Are those Grateful Dead guys, sports fans? Yeah.

Like legitimate. I would think Bob Weir would. be. I think so. You're thinking Jerry Garcia. Okay. What? I would imagine Jerry Garcia would be a Portland Trailblazers fan. All right. This one's going to be... Nashville Predators. He was still around. This one's going to be controversial. I know it, but I'm going to take

Magic Johnson. No, it's not. Guys made a boatload of money. He owns the Dodgers. Yeah. Great businessman. Now, has he failed at a few things? Twitter? Coaching. Nike? Yeah, but you got a Nike Late night host Oh, he had a big Nike offer and then Yeah, and then pass it up. All right, makes last round.

Last round. Oh, I'm not prepared. Um, your big boards fucking six inches deep. No. Yeah. Got Schwarzenegger sitting there. What did he do?

Um, it's governor. I'm saying like, like, oh, what do you play? The bodybuilder? I guess, yeah. I guess bodybuilder. Oh, you guys. These are professional sports.

I guess the dancers at the Baby Shark show the other night that I had to go to qualify. Halfway through the Baby Shark show during intermission, they needed an intermission, bro. They had umbrellas with like arts and crafts hanging off. It's $75 for ticket, floor seats, baby shark. And halfway through, they had a 20 minute intermission, 45 minutes in. My kids wanted to stay shockingly. So I bribed them with ice cream. Is that of code break?

Ah, okay. Let's get out of here. Yeah. I'll go, I'll go pitchman Terry Cruz. Yeah. Fuck you, man. That's a good one.

I think that's great. I'm trying to think of what the fuck. I mean, it's been some great movies. Yeah. That's good. That's good. Am I up?

No. Okay. I'm going to go, could go, could go with another announcer. Yeah, I'm going to go Bob Ewecker. I like it.

Euker. What the hell? Actor, Cleveland Indians, basically played himself, Miller-like commercials. I didn't know Bob Euker played the game. That's a great pick. He did. That's a great pick. Pro baseball player.

You made a couple great picks there, Cowboy. you clearly didn't know who Bob Euker was no he played baseball obviously yeah the Uecker pronunciation I guess threw me off a little bit I was just the we gotta wake up the Phillies bats tonight I posted Pedro Serrano last night picture at his locker

great movie that's what we got that's a great movie and you should pick Kruckee here or something I think I'm gonna pick Serena Williams beautiful yeah she's already unretired how quick was that she did she did she's back you're a tennis fan she's opened the door what she say her retirement basically consists of a bunch of people asking her if she's going to play tennis again that's got to feel good as shit and it's not going to last long she's going to play again didn't you see this serena williams is going to come back am i making this up she walked it back and that's uh after all that freaking

It was a Broadway show. I watched the whole match. It was awesome. Yeah, who'd she play again? Hold on. It was a girl with black hair. Wasn't Tom Jonovich? I don't know.

I think so. Best post-playing career is going to be the athlete who retired for three weeks? Yeah. Okay. I'm also going to finish my draft with a relatively recent retiree. Somebody, everybody in here knows and respects so much, killing the podcast game. Kyle on. Yeah, exactly.

That's good. That was good, Matt. That's good. That's good. Because what that is, is it's funny and it's good. Bo Allen's going to take that really hard. He's on the CBS Morning Show. Had a kid.

Yes, he is. Had a kid. Put a pool in the backyard. He's a very deep pool. It's like 12 feet deep. It's like a fucking free diver. His giant free dive. the guys at Ricks.

I guess that'll, that'll do it. Next Friday freak show, it's going to be the worst. Possibly. Possibly. And I might make the list, depending on how my weekend goes,

because I'm feeling like it's a chase long weekend. You know, they'll all caged up. Well, go, go see yourself a baseball. I'm going to Philadelphia. I'm going to flip it off here right now.

Get your Thursday night time machine win. Get kicked off right. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Okay, take care.