Green Light with Chris Long - Friday Freakshow! Tom Brady to NE, Kyler Murray vs Patrick Peterson & Reunions We Want To See!

Episode Date: December 2, 2022

(2:11) - TNTM, White Lotus Review & Allman Brothers Playlist For Taylor Heinicke. (36:26) - Appearance From Macon's Father Brad Gunter, Kyler Murray vs Patrick Peterson, Hayden Hurst vs Justin Reid, Tom Brady Back To New England & Reunion's We Most Want To See With An Appearance From Rob Ninkovich. (1:17:01) - Mailbag: CFB Playoff, Worst Bands If They Were Taken Literally & More! Green Light Spotify Music: https://open.spotify.com/user/951jyryv2nu6l4iqz9p81him9?si=17c560d10ff04a9b   Spotify Layup Line: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1olmCMKGMEyWwOKaT1Aah3?si=675d445ddb824c42   Green Light Tube YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/GreenLightTube1   Green Light with Chris Long:   Subscribe and enjoy weekly content including podcasts, documentaries, live chats, celebrity interviews and more including hot news items, trending discussions from the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, NCAA are just a small part of what we will be sharing with you. https://www.greenlightpodcast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Tennessee, y'all 2. 1-8009-9-7-89. Welcome to the freak show. Oh, boy. Friday free show with Chris and Macon also with an appearance from one Mr. Brad Gunter and one Mr. Rob Nickovich.

We're talking a little White Lotus today, making an Almond Brothers playlist for Taylor Heineke, talk our Spotify music festivals. We have a little mailback at the end and we talk reunions we want to see after the news that Tom Brady might be heading back to New England

this offseason. A little bit of a rumor, but would be cool to happen. What are the other best reunions out there? You'll find out. Enjoy the freak show. Thursday night time machine. Done on a voice.

Damn, dude, you went 25, 20 bills. I want 2519 bills. 25's not even a football number. No, I know. We just, because we were doing. Yeah. So I'll probably lose. Bills, go win by one to five points.

No, I feel good here. They'll win. They're going to win this game. You should. You play the game correctly. Whoa, enjoy the show. Hey, hold on a minute of that, play! Hold on a minute, play!

Motherfuckers forgot how to podcast around here. Hey, hold on. Honestly, we are, we are fucked. We are up, we're up Shits Creek without a paddle. We don't have, we have some stuff to talk about, but I'm not in love with any of it. And we're so bad right now, we can't do Thursday Night Time Machine. I throw a Hail Mary to some weed that, that,

Reed found in his apartment. His old roommate moved out who was a drug dealer. Well, professionally. Yeah. Yeah. And so far it's all right, but I don't have anything to talk about.

I got a fix for you. Not only the marijuana you smoked, but let's just talk, man. Let's just have a conversation. I love when you do this. Like let me get back to my friend, you know,

how are things? How are things going? Yeah. How's your day been, for instance? My day has been pretty good. Most of I sat around staring at the dock thinking of things to talk about. Oh, for the podcast. Yeah, you're a hard worker like that.

Let's see, pretty good day. Started it off with some cartoons, as I always do. I'm back to oatmeal in the morning, eating oatmeal because it's inexpensive and it keeps you full. Turns out these designer eggs and sausages we've been eating every morning. and pretty expensive. You eat designer eggs? Well, yeah, they're like from the really nice coffee shop down the way. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I get that once a week. And like the fat content's probably high and stuff. I don't eat eggs. I'm kind of like eggs are kind of faux pa for me. Yeah, you'll send me a picture of your breakfast every now and again. It's like a smoothie, like a rotisserie chicken, a piece of toast. It really is. Yeah, dude, I eat like dinner for breakfast.

Like a handful of spinach. Yep, yep, yep. I eat dinner for breakfast. That is the weirdest thing. You always get like a big thing of spinach and just start eating leaves of spinach. Yeah, you know, I could do that a little bit more, honestly. I bet the veggie count has been down. That's one of the coolest things about you, I think.

Oh, thanks. Just the fistfuls of leafy greens. Appreciate it. Yeah. All right. No, this is great. See? You're doubting this, but it's great.

But people want to hear about your life. Yeah, okay. How the kids. Yeah, oh, good. The kids are great. The kids are great. I got a dog. have two dogs actually, one of them.

The thing about a dog, Willie, the fucking guy can't behave. I mean, he's so bad. He's so bad. Always thinking about his food. Jumping up on you. He's big, too. He's huge.

Problem is, little fat bulldog, he gets to do whatever he wants to the point where I carry him outside to take a piss at night. I carry him outside. He weighs 40 pounds already. And then he urinates. Yeah. Yeah.

Sometimes I'll take a treat. You know how people bring a treat to like the crate if you're crate trained in the dog or a treat to bring the dog into his like little area or a treat if the dog does something good. I don't give. I don't give Tony, big Tony as I call him a treat for urinating. I give him a treat just to come outside and try. On his own or after being carried out? So if the treat doesn't work, then I have to carry him.

I'm like last night he wasn't even he he he sits on a stack of pillows it's amazing he's like the ancient Egyptians in my in my living room I get in there I'll be like he's constructed a fort there's no opposable thumbs I have no idea how he does it but yet he's sitting on top of he's like the princess and the pee and uh and I need to we need to go outside and take a leak man because if meg finds urine in the family room it's my fault so I got to pick the the sucker up. About what time of night is this? 11 p.m. Yeah, I'm doing that too. Yeah. And you know what I do? We have more in common than we do. Yeah.

Do you know what I'm doing while I'm out there? That wasn't me. Do you know what? Do you know what I do while I'm out there? What? You keep this between us? Yeah. I take a wee as well. Yeah, I piss in my backyard all the time. Yeah. I have more of a front yard situation. Sometimes I'll do it to encourage the dogs that this is what we're out here to do. Yeah. Exactly. I agree. So yeah. You take a shit in the yard too. No, I won't go that far. I won't go that far, you know. I don't chase squirrels in the yard, Matt.

They do that on their fucking own. You know what I mean? Shout out to that mutt digit because this was actually a mailbag question. They wanted an update on Big Tony, Zoe Rabbit, and Willie. Willie is low in the power rankings right now. We love Willie.

You know, he's a player that really flashes. And then he goes back to his bad habits. High ceiling, low floor. yeah, you know what? The ceiling's not that high on a Labrador Retriever. No offense, the labs. I love labs. I own one.

But they don't have the... Tony's got a fucking personality, man. Like, there's another human being in there. You know? Yeah. You know, like if he's tired, he'll let you know. Zoe Rabbit, if I may... Yeah, she's two and a half now.

And she's just... She's the greatest thing going. Really high floor with the high ceiling. Just really dependable. Dependable as a day as long. She doesn't bark. She's great with the two kids. Wasn't listening to you when I came over that time.

In three, four months. Oh, but she, no, she got the picture. She was excited to see Uncle Chris. Yeah. But then she got the picture. No, she was just a bit exuberant. She doesn't jump up. She doesn't bark.

She's just very gentle. I love that dog, man. She's red. She's a red lab. You don't see, they tried to, they tried to call the red lab from the herd. They're essentially yellow labs, but then something happened. The white corner of the Labradorf. Right.

And a small subset of these yellow labs survive. They're called the Fox Red Labs. Now, I don't like foxes, and I'll tell you why. I had a recurring nightmare when I was a kid that these two stuffed animal foxes became life size, like human size. Okay, and they were wearing tuxedos. They were wearing red vests and tuxedos. That's not cool.

well they had they had a string tied to my ankles yeah and they were pulling me towards they were pulling me towards them to eat me yeah and i could crawl away but i could only crawl away into a fire yeah there's a fire burning and then i could yell but nobody would hear me so that was i don't like boxes have you told that to a therapist yes i have what did the therapist say well i think we we zeroed in on the the calling out for help and not being heard but that's baloney because you know Big Brad Wolf, as you'll hear later in the show. He's going to come to your rescue. Oh my gosh.

Couldn't ask for a more doting father. But I did spend most of my days by my lonesome growing up. Yeah. Which was terrific. Have I told you about the nine-ending baseball games I'd have? I'd pick a, sure, I'll tell you. I'd pick a, there'd be a brick wall, and I'd pick four bricks, and I'd stand far away, or 60 feet, six inches, and I'd throw a tennis ball.

Exactly, probably 60 feet, six inches. I would throw the tennis ball, and if I didn't hit one of those four bricks, it was a ball. Yeah. And I would have nine inning games where I would either walk runs in or strike everybody out. It was, you know, walk in one run, games over because I'm not on offense. I'm just pitching. So that would be three, four hours in an afternoon. Would you celebrate with your teammates?

I don't remember. I think we'd celebrate with a solo game, a wall ball after a week. You know, how old were you? eight, nine, yeah, you couldn't have called me yet. Yeah, no,

not yet. Well, we were going to talk about a bunch of stuff on the show. Most of it is, quite frankly, some bullshit.

We'll try to get through it and yeah, you see if you like it. Okay. Did you finally watch any White Lotus? So I did watch some White Lotus. I watched two episodes of White Lotus.

Getting there. Yeah, we're getting there. We'll be able to do a full review soon, but I'll just tell you what. March. I'll tell you what. I see some,

sex on the horizon. I've already seen some sex. People are just having sex left and right in this season. And, uh, yeah. So I'm up to date. That's five out of seven. You're, uh, five out of five, two more to come. Yep. Um, it only gets better. Yeah. You're in for some, you're in for some fun. I was really excited that Stifler's mom was back in the show. Like that, that was a big plus for me. And holy shit, her on that VESPA was a highlight. of the two episodes I saw. How do you feel about Michael Imperioli? He looks old.

Can you see past Christopher? Honestly, Michael Imperiali gave me a panic attack. He looks so old. He knows he looks old. He'd be the first to tell you. I look a lot older than I did in the Sopranos, and that's how time and age works. But I was looking at my mortality last night.

I went up in the mirror. I was like, damn, do I look like Michael Imperioly? It's funny. In the Sopranos, he was really into hookers and still is. And he's still into hookers. Can you blame him? Can you blame him? She was talking about, oh, I got a friend with me.

Michael Imperioly's like, yeah, nope, it'll just be us. I don't want to bring the musician into this. There's a theory rolling around up there. I don't know if I should say it because I don't want to influence your view and experience or really any listeners either. What you're going to say it? I don't know. Should I say it?

I don't know what theory you're referring to. Well, there might be multiple whodunits, but there's a theory that she is related to this family who has gone looking for their roots. And it's going to, you know, it's a wild theory, but it's a fun one. Oh, wow. Fun one, you know? Yeah, because their family's Sicilian. That's right. She makes a point of saying.

Holy shit. He, though, as funny as he is and as funny as the Hades and Persilian. Stephanie thing was like he is an awful awful human being at dinner and like at the front desk and at the fucking pool he just i'm excited for you to catch up so we can talk about this i can't wait it gets really the show's good so far it gets even better daphne daphne she's my favorite i did not expect who's daphne uh she's with uh cam cam Cameron and daphne is cam the jack guy yeah theo james who was uh who was mr pamook uh for a brief period and down Mountain Abbey, you all will remember.

I think maybe... You've seen his penis already, right? No. Oh, Matt. You can see his dick? Yeah, but... Am I going to want to, like, fast forward through that? Oh, no, you're not.

You make you feel good about yourself? Oh, no, it won't. Oh, really? Yeah, it's just a... It's a handsome devil. No, the dick. Yeah. Okay.

Sorry for the spoiler. It doesn't really spoil anything, but... Okay, there's a dick in the show. All right. Give me the episode so I know when to go get a glass of almond milk or something. I would have figured it was... Just leave my wife to it. But I thought it was three.

I guess it's three. So the next episode. Coming up. Just give me a timestamp if you can and then I'll go upstairs. You'll know based on the dialogue. Every day you go in search of dick to look at. I mean, pornography. Every day.

Well, I don't know. That's what they say, though. They say every day. They said that line in the thing. Yeah, you got to get... You got to get, no, but, no, you just don't want to be sitting there with your wife as she gocks at the piece. You want to be upstairs. Just let her gawk at the piece in privacy.

You know, I'd rather her be out of the room when any time the sex worker comes on the screen at all, you know? Just attention. Does she know I'm looking at the sex worker? You throw in an almond milk trip when the sex worker comes on just to keep her honest? No, no, no, no. Meg's like, I'm going, I got to get some sleep. I'm like, I'm going to rewatch episode two. I need.

We got to. It's for the podcast. It's for the podcast. We are, uh, no, but damn, the guy's got a hog too. Yeah. Fuck, man. We're, we're just fucked. No, it could be, it could be, it's not because he keeps getting naked in movies.

Oh, he likes to. This is like his third or fourth time. Yeah, yeah. Good for him. He's, he's British, mate. Is he British? Uh-huh. Yeah.

Well. episode three I'll be on the lookout the hog watch is a great fucking Michael Imperiali makes me feel old and then the fucking handsome guy that my wife's gawking at is going to show me his dick

episode three White Lotus is a motherfucker man it really is it puts everybody in a bind it really does that's the genius of the show and there's also a lot of like jazz quarterback back Mike White. There's also what? Mike White's a genius the showrunner. Oh okay got it yeah well yeah it's it's like they play with the characters hey you're supposed to hate this character the character development

got you but like not just that as you're watching the characters things that we all do they really play hard and pull on those strings and make you be like man I'm kind of an asshole sometimes I hope I'm not like that character but we all are yeah like that's the social commentary yeah and mystery yeah Yeah. It's amazing. It's fucking good. Mike White. Good month for Mike's. White mics.

You said you had a bulldog. You know anything about those Butler University Bulldogs? Yeah. Congratulations, man. Thank you. Thank you. No, thank you. Well, congratulations to me because, you know.

Right after we taped with Stanford Steve, uh, make dog gave out a pick. And that's a hard thing to do, I found. It is. Because you say it out loud and then it doesn't come true. Who, does it not sometimes? Not necessarily from you, but I've given out picks. I mean, imagine how I felt in Vegas with Josh Allen.

Taking the field. Yeah. I felt like a dunce. So the Butler line, uh, uh, stank a little bit because, because Butler was four and two, four and three, four and three and getting blown out. Yeah. And K State was undefeated, uh, Wednesday night. Uh, but game was in Hinkle.

Yeah. Uh, Thad Mata, roaming the sidelines for Butler. Mm-hmm. And Butler was laying two and a half. And so I said, hey, hey, hold on everybody. Let's jump on those Butler Bulldogs. And hey, like a trust fall, everybody cradled me as I was falling, I guess is what happens in a trust fall.

Yeah, you catch the person. Yeah, yeah. Everybody rode. Everybody rode. We should bring back trust falls. We should, you want to do one in the office? Let's do it right now. Not right now.

Let's do one right now. Not right now. It's the big thing about trust falls is you got to do them suddenly. You can't be warning people. It's just like, hey, I walk by in the hall. I trust fall. You got to catch me. Oh, but wait.

No, you do have to say, hey, there's a trust fall before you. No, no, no, no. You just start falling in front of somebody? Yes, dude. Like, hey, you and I are. I would worry about. But you have to say trust fall before you do. Oh, yeah.

So you walk by trust fall and you start. Okay. Yeah, it's just not like, hey, two o'clock today. Right. Upstairs, I'm going to fall. Yeah. It's like, hey, right. But it's also not nothing because then it could be a medical event that you don't want to interrupt.

Like, if you're, if you're, if you're, having a stroke. I don't think you're supposed to move a stroke victim midfall. If you're having a stroke, I would catch you. Yeah, you should still break their fault. If I would catch you during a trust fall game. Maybe I'm thinking of. Yeah, I don't know what you're thinking of. Honestly, I think maybe you did just have a stroke.

Hold on a minute, play. Hey, what the fuck were you talking about? Butler won by about a dozen until everybody cashed. Yeah. It's good. My family, yeah. It's a good thing because I'm going to give out one a week for everybody. Yeah, because Croatia.

That's not. Anyways, yeah. So Taylor Heineke doesn't know who the Alman brothers are. And that occurred to me this week when I was interviewing him with Kyle beginning of the show. If you didn't catch that show, check it out.

If you're an Eagles fan, I'll give you a pass on this one. But you would like him. Like honestly, that's the thing about Taylor Heineke. He's likable. And that's a fucking skill dude on a football field at quarterback.

It's a life skill. Yeah, but it really does matter. It matters that the guy under center is somewhat likable. So Eagles fans, maybe check it out at your leisure. But at the beginning of the pod, we do a thing called Layup Line once a month now. We should really start doing it. Okay, fucking dreams. Allman Brothers.

We were just listening to that. And I said, hey, Taylor, you're from Georgia, you're a Georgia, boy, why don't you give us an almond brother's song? Any almond brother's song. And I was worried we were walking him into the corner where he was going to get cooked for being chalky, right? I thought he was going to say rambling man or something. And he was like, man, you guys are going to hate me for this, but I don't know who

the almond brothers are. Not even like, I don't know their stuff or like, it was like, I don't know who the almond brothers are. Did you think maybe you had said almond? No. No, I don't think so. because I wouldn't know who the almond brothers are. Yeah.

The Raisin brothers. Remember the Raisin brothers? The guys with sunglasses. California Raisin. Yeah, but there's no almond brothers. Not yet. I would imagine they would be like the Raisin brothers

or the M&Ms that walk around. They got arms and legs. You know? All right. So how'd that conversation keep going? Well, we were like, ah, fuck, man.

Sorry about that. And I said, I'll make you a playlist. I'll make you a playlist. and I'll send it to you via my old buddy, Nate Gary, who Nate Gary plays for Washington. He's a commie, and we used to play pool. We used to play billiards on the reg. Me, him, Rasul Douglas, every day for too long after practice.

Dudes would be in there taking shower pills, often out of their showers till after the meetings. And Nate Gary's in Washington, so I'm going to pass that on to Taylor Heineke via. Nate Gary. Here's what I put on to start, and you guys can have. as you see fit we had some some some Twitter submissions yeah yeah people are going to say put on like um jessica or some or that's i think that's an instrumental i know but i'm like you're asking me to hook like a guy who wears flatbrim hats he's 29 years old he's fucking really cool you know like you're asking me to send him that song so there is a bit of selectivity here in my opinion yeah with that said

the first song on the fucking whole playlist has got to be one way out at the Fillmore. You want to hook a 29-year-old dude into fucking, I don't care what kind of music you like. You're going to like that song. And if you don't bob your head, there's something wrong with you. Like if that doesn't get you tapping your foot, you don't have a pulse. So I'm going to start there. He should just listen to the Fillmore live album. Just the whole Fillmore live album.

But I go whipping post live at the, at the, uh, the, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, Phil Moore. You should burn them a CD. I'm going to burn them. Yeah, we need to burn them like a CDR. You can write on the front of it, two Taylor. Yep. Stormy Monday. I like Stormy Monday. Stormy Monday. This is

the one that the live album they did in New York. It's red. Midnight Rider, your song makes it. Great. You know, we put Melissa on there, probably right? Now what's the difference between Melissa and Jessica? Melissa's

Jessica's the instrumental. Melissa's sweet Melissa. Oh, right, right, right. You know that song. No blue sky? In memory of Elizabeth Reed, he might like blue sky.

Right? Like, I'll put blue sky on there, right? Yeah, that's a good one. I'm going to put some, like,

some Dwayne Allman shit on there. Statesboro Blues. Statesboro Blues. Going down slow, Dwayne Allman, I threw on there. Ain't Weissed in time. I ain't Weist and Tom.

I ain't Weist and Tom no more. I, So yeah, we'll throw that thing together What do you think, Matt? You're going to add anything on there? I just wanted to make sure blue sky was in there. That's my favorite. I'll put blue sky on there and I'll be like, that's from Matt.

And he'll be like, who the fuck is that? Yeah. Well, she'll listen to Pod, Taylor. Okay, what's your festival look like, dude? Headliners are Kenny Chesney. Yeah. Shocker. Dave Matthews Band.

Really? Yeah. The fuck. What do you have to say? I don't have a comment. What's funny about that? I wouldn't have thought that. I thought you listened to country.

Interesting conversation going on here. Eric Church. All right. Here's my Friday. Kenny Chesney. Tim McGraw. Chris Stapleton. Eric Church.

Oh, here we go. Simon. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Like that. John Denver. Uh-huh. Actually, this is dead.

Can't attend. Alman Brothers Band. Hey. He's on my. That's good. Right there. Pearl Jam. Ever heard of them?

Mm-hmm. John Mayer. The Beatles. What kind of festival would? O-A-R. Also John Lennon dead. Remember the 90s? And Cocoa Mellon is on here for the parents out there.

Coca-Mal. They do a lot of wheels on the bus. Yeah, that's good. They go round and round. The lights go blink, blink, blink, blink. Yeah, yeah. The wipers go swish, swish. The light show is going to be good at your festival.

The doors go open and shut. Yep. The people go up and down. Yep. The mamas go, shh, shh, shh. Yep. And the daddies go, I love you. Which.

Your festival is going to be all 42-year-old white guys and their toddlers. I feel like your true age is revealed by your festival. Simon and Garfunkel, CCR, James Taylor. Oh, you all want to say I'm old? Bang, Taylor Swift. Not like, you know what I'm saying. The Jackson Five, Mighty, Mighty, Mighty, Mighty, Bostones, huh? Do you?

Yeah. Mighty, mighty Boston. The Goo Goo Dolls. Okay. I've seen them in person in the state of Minnesota. Did you really? Yes. Is that the most, all right.

Most embarrassing concert? No, that was awesome. No, they actually rocked. It was like three years ago. They played all the hits. three years ago. Yeah. Okay.

Making a nice Maroon 5. That's the most embarrassing one. That was a good time. Where were we? He turned out to be the holy fuck your body guy.

Washington and Lee. How about that? Jam you. Jam you. Adam Lee. Could have just stayed Maroon 5. Instead, look at him now. Speaking of reunions,

we want to happen. That's a dynamite segue. No, we shouldn't go right into it, though. We are doing a reunion list. Hey, Tom Brady might go back to the Patriots. I don't know who speculated that in the last month. But now it's fucking news. Hey, so we figured we do top five reunions we want to see happen.

It doesn't just have to be sports. It can be whatever the fuck. Coming up at the top of the hour. After we finish with making Spotify festival, keep it going, make. Who do you get the blow fit? They'll be playing on Saturday. They'll be playing right after the. Berlin Phil Harmonic because we really get into the nutcracker.

That's why. Toby Keith. John Prine. Good. Also dead though. We're going to have a problem booking him. Sturgle Simpson. Yeah.

Crosby stills Nash and Young. Yep. Like it. I'll about do it. You got a lot of country and a lot of 90s music. Thank you. Yeah. That's what I like.

That sounds like the name of a song, huh? Cowboy, that's what I like. I'm a little bit country. I'm a little bit country. That's what I like. Radiohead made mine. Radiohead. That's what I like.

Just keep going. I'm writing a song. Marshall Tucker Band. Marshall Tucker Band. That's what I like. I'm telling you, that's actually, we got a little bit of a thing here. That's a hook. You call it a hook?

There's a song. That's what I like by Bruno Mars. Eating poop. I have no idea how it goes. Eating poop. Now do eating poop. I'm going to do it. Hold on.

I've got to get done laughing. Hold on. Okay. Eating poop. That's what I like. Damn, I walked right into that one. Yeah. Well, but.

Cowboy, correct me if I'm wrong. You can have two different musical artists can have songs of the same name. Yeah, yeah. Certainly. That's what I like. You're fucking vile, dude. I'm not, hey, this is not me. And that's the thing about being a big guy.

I always say this. Start smelling like a fart somewhere. Everybody looks at you, always, man. Always. Like, oh, it must be the big guy. In my experience, everybody looks at me. Really? You're considering it.

Probably because it's usually you and you're projecting. know you. Yeah. No, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying like an elevator or some. It smells like shit on here. Who's the tallest? Yes.

That's what people do. Uh-huh. It's the tall guy. I got great hygiene. I don't fart a lot around other people. Try to be respectful. Oh. I don't even fart outside unless there's like a stiff wind, honestly.

Now, you, uh, you're, you're well known for your great skin. Am I? Yeah. And then you said once upon a time that you don't do anything. I don't do anything in my skin. No. Like no even like, you put some moisturizer on that? Um, sometimes in the winter. Okay. Your hands will get dry sometimes. Cold showers, bro.

You're still, all the time? All the time? All the time. No way. It's the best time to do it. But you're like a hundred, you're batting a thousand on cold showers? No, so I'll take a hot five minutes shower. Okay. Hot.

Hot. Hot. Hot. Standard hot. at the end of the shower for a minute at least I'm going to be in the coldest it can go wow why oh well circulation there's read up dude this is one of these things that if I were on like Wimhoff somebody yeah well Wimhoff he's got some he's he's the man and everything but

there's also some controversy around all of his claims damn he's liver king he's not liver King, but I think like some of it is like a little bit hyperbolic in the effects that you can get from certain. So like I'm saying we're not quoting Wim Hof as some like scientist. He might cold showers can help reduce inflammation. You just, what did you eat, man? Falafel, rice, mixed vegetables. That's what you like.

Huh. Green beans to bully red pepper sauce. That's what I like Ha! Cold showers Can help reduce inflammation, relieve pain, improve circulation,

lower stress levels and reduce muscle soreness and fatigue. But is it worth like, oh my God, this sucks so much? No, I love it because like you, you kind of,

this is going to sound weird. A guy from White Lotus needs to take some cold showers, if you know what I mean? Sounds like. But, um, no,

you kind of get like your breathing increase. to the point where like you almost kind of and then all of a sudden you get like a buzz you get a buzz and the buzz is basically like I feel refreshed I feel less inflamed I feel like I don't know like less sore the next day if I do it after a workout we used to cold tubs like every day so for me maybe it's like having that kind of it's part of my I don't know no that makes sense yeah for the for those those who don't work out or really feel inflamed. Yeah, I'm just, it's good for your joints. I think it, I think it, um, can improve your mood. I mean, like, I don't mean to go pseudoscientist on you, but there's all types of stuff that I think it improves.

So I would try it. Well, yeah, but the skincare thing, and I just read the John Legend does this. And I was like, oh, fuck, I'm doing it anyways. What is it? You just stand there under the cold water, you cold water on your face. It tightens your, your skin. For how many seconds of the 60? I try to do about 30 seconds, head under the cold water.

And your face feels more taught. Face feels great. Face feels great. Whole body feels great. Would recommend 10 out of 10 cold showers. And you're not exfoliating or anything like that? Not while I'm doing that. Yeah.

No. Oh, exfoliating my face is generally. Mm-mm. Yeah. Here's what I do to my face. Irish Spring Sport. Mm-hmm. Four times a week.

Tops. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You don't want to be. And you're not shaved. much. I don't shave. But do you take it down on a change? Yeah, I do. I do the, no, I don't take it. I do take it down sometimes.

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New Jersey, and Virginia call 1-800-Gambler. And in Michigan, 1-800-2707-1-17-8-9. Hey, you, can you call my dad? Yeah, what's his number? 434. Hey guys, liking this pod at home. How much of you guys got going on listening to this shit, huh? How do you find time to listen to this shit? Everybody's...

Not to do, yeah, I know, yeah. That's kind of scary that you guys out there might be working right now. Like your bosses are like, oh, he's over there running the TPS reports. No, you're listening to us to talk about... Oh, we're just doing this. God knows what. We're doing this old school, huh? It's the fifth podcast of the week.

Dad? Yeah. Oh, hey, Dad. It's Macon. Yeah. Do you call? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm here with Chris.

How are you? Brad. Chris, how are you? Brad, I'm good, man. How are you? Good, all right. What's been going on today with you? Work.

Huh. Where, like, paint us a picture. Reading emails, going through research. Some client accounts. what was breakfast cereal oh what kind of cereal what kind of cereal

my granola good cool cool you got anything you want to say to Chris yeah Brad what's up man

hey there how are you miss you buddy miss you too good Lord yeah I know it's been a while no I catch your

catch your buck on your punch Macon's been a shining star lately. He's really been on his game, Brad, so. Oh, has there really? Yeah, he sure has. There's something, yeah, you know. I'll have to go back and, for how long has he been on his game, would you guess?

I don't know. Two days? Two days, yeah, two days. That's good. That's good. Hey, well, I hope I see you soon, buddy. I hope so, too. All right, man.

I'll give you back to your beautiful boy here. Okay. All right. All right, dad. Good catching up. Okay, beautiful boy. Are you all taping a podcast, I guess? I think we're going to tape something today, yeah.

You got any topics we should discuss? Yeah, give us a topic. Federal Reserve Monetary Policy. Okay. All right. Not bad. I say we ended, Brad. That's all right. Don't worry about that.

Chris is anti. Doesn't care for the policy. You've got to have monetary policy. Yeah, that's true. That is true. Got to have fiscal policy. Yeah, you've got to have something. How do you feel about inflation?

Yeah, I mean, it spiked up there, but it looks like it's coming down. A little more gradually than, anybody wants, but it looks like it's coming down. That's good. All right. Brad, can I ask you a question? You know, uh, lemon lime gatorade? Mm-hmm.

What color is that gatorade? Hmm. Greenish. Yeah. Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, I would so agree with you. I would so agree with you. There are some in the studio who are colorblind, evidently, and think it's yellow. Oh, my God. So thank you so much. I feel so vindicated.

That's why you're my God. real light greenish. I'm with you. I'm with you, Brad. That's why you're my guy. Here's making. That shocks me to my core. Yeah.

Nothing. He should just settle all the debates. It's a yellow drink. Settle all the debates. Limitlam Gatories yellow. I don't think so. I mean, it's a little yellowish too, but it's more on the greenish side than the yellow side.

I agree. Mm-hmm. Do you remember a recurring nightmare I had as a child, about two foxes in red vests and bow ties? Actually, no, but I do I do know about your dislike

of Fox, which is odd because some family lived is St. Charles, Illinois, which is in the Fox River Valley. Yeah. That is, that is,

that even makes it weirder, make. One of, my front license plates, the rotunda. got it 20 years ago probably but the back one has a you know it's got the regular license plate

but it's got the holder that goes around it that says St. Charles pride of the fox that's right I gave that to you can you interpret this the two foxes dressed up having a fight

they weren't having a fight they had strings around my ankles and they were pulling me towards them to eat me where I could crawl away into a roaring fire and I would yell for help and nobody would hear me. And then what happened?

I don't know, just torture and I woke up. But I never felt not hurt as a kid. Do you know what I'm saying? I don't know how it's a shame segment for it. It's still around. Perputation of dreams. Yeah. He'd probably have a ball with that.

I don't know. But you didn't get hurt. Dad, you kind of look like Sigmund Freud. You ever been told that? No. It seems to me, I don't look in the mirror very often because I don't have to. That is, that's awesome. That's awesome.

But when I get a glimpse of myself, it seems to me that I'm getting the point where I look somewhere between Bila Hunt and Ezra Pound. And that's not a compliment to me or them. Beelo, Beelah was an ancestor. He lived to be out of 92 and 96, I can't remember which, but a long, long time.

And he ended up with this long, long beard, but I don't let mine get that long. And, and someone's not much hair on top. So there's a family resemblance. Who knows, makes?

You might learn. like that someday too. Yeah, certainly with not much on top. It's your birthday in one week. That's right. Happy birthday, Brad. Oh, well, thank you, Chris.

And you know, it's really irritating to be. I've got these little pocket diaries, calendars, and they've got religious holidays in there. And, I mean, I've had them for years, 40 years. used me forever. And last year, I got to my birthday and

when to a whole, they were moved a religious holiday. And I always love the fact that my birthday was on the same day as the Feast of the Immaculate Conception. Wow. But they don't have it in there anymore.

Write it in. You write it in. All right, well, we're going to run, go do a podcast. Well, I'm honored that you called. It's good to hear you. Brad, good to talk to you, buddy. Good to talk to you. Have a good holiday if I don't see you.

You too, and a happy birthday. Take care of yourself, Dad. I'll talk to you soon. Okay, man. All right, peace. See you. That was Dad. Yeah.

I'm glad to be reunited with your dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You hadn't seen him in a while. I know he couldn't come up with any specifics for you, but he really does like you. It's so funny. If you ask most people what they like about me, they probably give you,

well, he's got this charity. And I don't blame you. Ain't much to like. But, you know, one thing on Brad real quick, he was one of the best dressed guys. I always respected his fit. Like,

we used to like steal some of his clothes when we'd go out. He had the great Southern wardrobe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He owned a clothing store for a while. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. In Richmond. He, um, he was an English professor, a clothing store operator. And now he's, uh, now he, now he manages your money, you know, Renaissance man. No, he eats, what was it? Mariton. Granola is the kind of cereal.

That's so funny. Because like, you know, in his body, he's just like, oh, fuck, Macon's just asking me questions. Let me just get the. answers. I thought we were going to get some some some some some brand I don't I would I would get a what do you what do you what do you why like so quickly oh no it was entertaining yeah yeah he's like he's he's he's kind of like Rissilo like that no question is too dumb yeah really put his mind to it that's good okay all right reunions Tom Brady might reunite with the the New England Patriots talking sports Okay, all right.

Is there enough around in New England? $50 million of cap space next year. Hey, what if this was the plan all along? Starting to feel like rassling to me, man. Honestly, this is, okay, the Poo-Holes thing. He left St. Louis in 2011. Right. He was like a god there, legitimately godlike.

I mean, it's baseball heaven, and he's up letting, you know, he's sitting at the gate. That's Albert Poolews in St. Louis. 2011, he leaves and they shut his steakhouse down. They were so hurt, dude. They were like, I won't even eat an Albert Poohole steak. Was it called Alberts or Poo holes? I think it was Poo holes.

So anyways, like, these things happen. Poo holes five? Poo holes. I feel like Pats fans, were Pat's fans really mad at Tom? no I never got a temperature gauge on that thing they um they were

remained maybe not weirdly maybe maybe coolly were wicked loyal to that cat that's good because I think I think it'd be great if he came back now this could be fantasy land shit

he might want to retire if you said he didn't like the cold yeah well how's the hot weather working out for you Bitcoin's all fucked up. It's been a hell of a year.

Just say that. I mean, like, at the end of the day, I think what he's going to figure out, if I'm acting like Colin coward for a minute, is Tom is going to want to finish the way he started. Like, he,

he probably wants to close this book clean. Like, you know, like it didn't feel right retiring this offseason. I don't know that it was ever part of the plan. And then coming out of this year, there's no way in my mind. I would be shocked if he retired. But I have no idea.

It's anybody's guess. The thing that Tom Brady's always done, even as his brand has expanded, is he's kept the important information close to the vest. You know, I don't feel like we know where he's leaning. So I think he wants to finish strong. Whatever that entails, it could be, you know, some teams that were mentioned in the article that I read. were Tennessee, San Francisco, Los Vegas.

I don't feel like Vegas, there's any... Single dude in Vegas, though. It's kind of fun. I mean, Tom Brady's, like, Tom Brady might as well be single dude in Vegas. He could live in Appleton and live well, dude, you know? Tom Brady, for the first time in his life, can fly chicks in. Tom Brady for the first time in his life can get on Tinder. Hey, it's really me.

be here in five minutes. Like, you know, Tom Brady, yeah. Tom Brady's doing fine, wherever he is. If he cares about the narrative art, it would seem to be San Francisco or New England. How does somebody like Tom Brady date? You know, like, how do you,

you know, like even like... I don't know. Through publicists, I would assume. So visible, so famous. Should be protected from the randos out there. They're trying to get his... You seriously still busted ass in here? I'm sorry.

No, I know, I know, I know. My stomach hurts. But again, the rule of the big guy on the elevator, I got to say, hey, that's you every time, because people will assume it's me. The only thing that Thomas told us ever is that he wanted to play it a 45, and that was several years ago, but here we find ourselves 45 years old.

Maybe this is it. Gosh, man. Remember that? I don't see him going out like this. I don't see him going out like this either. And like honestly TV is not that fucking easy Right we see it all the time

And would he not screw up the pads He would just do a one year deal And they could keep He's not gonna be offended When a Quarterback's drafted Or he's asked to mentor Mac or Bailey So I don't know

Okay like Mac Jones On a four year rookie deal And Brady's obviously a free agent We talked about that Could you trade Mac Jones Would you sit him for a year would you have him learn from Brady as you kind of like inferred so uh pats have 50 million cap space this might be like made up dude this might be out of nowhere but we did toy with this a little bit

recently because it just makes a lot of sense for me and i honestly getting a little warm and fuzzy just feel you know thinking about it i was talking about pooholts earlier and uh and that made me feel warm and fuzzy you you might want check your poo hole with all those flatulence in the studio and I was trying to throw it back on. Got it. Yeah. Okay.

Anyway, so the Poo-Holtz thing was great. We loved the home run derby. We loved, I don't know, watching him kind of go down to the wire on the home run record in St. Louis. Like,

I mean, crazy. Could you imagine watching Brady every Sunday? Like, this would be printing money for the league. I mean, this product's already bulletproof. the ratings have been crazy right and the football's been kind of pissed poor this year until recently

um can you imagine of every sunday you just banked on it you had brady and bellichick do you think bill would want to do it yes i do this is totally speculative yeah yeah yeah even though like brady won without him but he hasn't won without brady is that all just like media narrative i think that's probably media narrative i think probably the way bill feels is like bill's gonna attack whatever's in front of him and like if he looks at it and says hey there's a free agent quarterback that knows the system I don't know what the system is that's the thing like you know it's too bad that Mark Davis is is poor yeah because you could fire Josh McDaniels and Josh McDaniels say meet you back in Foxborough but that's not happening so what's the

system I think is the big question like you know you know Brady kind of handpicked his situation in Tampa this year right like that's is that kind of what people feel like Leftwich was his guy Reed? Well, Leftwich was there. No, but I mean like he wanted him to be the coordinator. Yeah. And there was talk of a falling out with Tom and Bruce,

and that's why Bruce. Yeah. So my point is he's particular, and he should be. You know, I don't know. This would be a thousand times as cool as the Poo-Holtz thing. I mean, fuck. Wide receiver class is weak.

So what are you going to do with that $50 million? We got to pay Tom, huh? You got to pay Tom. But I say, you know, hey, Tom just got paid, paid, right? Well, Tom might need some money. I don't know, the crypto thing. Didn't he lose money on that? Absolutely, yeah.

So maybe he's thinking about money, or maybe he's thinking about, like, finishing in New England. They have a lot of cap space. The wide receiver class is weak, as I was saying, like, i.e., you know, the move to go get Claypool before the deadline. I think teams new coming in. Hey, I like Claypool, but it didn't underpay for him. So, you know, I think teams are looking at things and they're saying, hey, Sterling Shepard, DJ Shark, Marvin Jones, Alan Lazard, Jarvis Landry, going to tight ends is like Dalton Schultz.

Juju, I think. Juju. There's a few, but there's no headliners. And, you know, the reason Tom left New England was, like, there's no headliners. you know so don't you think you could send mac jones for a good wide receiver you could if you if you could move mac jones for wide out sure um he's got he's got the headlines right now it's not this could be a ridiculous conversation do you even want to do this if you're not if your bill you ask me about like what do i think bill thinks i think bill wants to win you know i

don't care if it's bailey zappy if it's tom brady hey he's back if it's like and also yeah there's something special about that man you know they're getting back together you know how that feels, the getting back together? He also made the playoffs without Tom. I was hell of impressive. I think he's impressed everybody. I think he impresses people every Sunday. I don't think it diminishes Belichick's legacy

if they go and win a bunch of games again. No, no, no, no, no. But, yeah, I mean, Elton Jenkins, Orlando Brown, McGlinchy, there's O'Liman out there. You know, what if Roquan walks? What if they take a comp pick in Baltimore and like Roquan's on the market. What if like Levanti David wants to go up to New England with Tom?

He's a free agent. So I think it'd be awesome. I think it would be so cool. And I mean, is it worth it for New England to win one more with the gang? Because that's what makes it special. And by the way, Robert Kraft loaning the plane was legitimately fucking really cool.

Amazing. To Virginia football. So those kids could get to the services. Yep, all three of them. That was awesome. Yeah, I landed last week and saw the, I was like, what the fuck is that team playing doing in Charlottesville? I was surprised that was able to land on our little runway, dude.

Yeah. When I would fly with the UVA team, it was Helter Skelter landing in Seaville. But I should say this because, and I haven't said anything about it, but like Robert Kraft was always a good dude. And you know, like you think owner, bad guy, you know, like rich guy, like that's the stereotype. And there are guys like that, definitely owners like that. but he was legitimately cool.

And this gesture was really amazing. He didn't have to do that. That was amazing. But the whole gang, man, like, not going to be together forever. Bill's not going to coach forever. You know, for him, Robert, and Tom to get back together and do it one more time.

That's stuff they make movies about. There's a little bit of those guys. And this is in everybody, if we were that great, that likes to feel like they're living in a movie, Like it is like living in a movie being a New England Patriot, man. And can you imagine the fucking movie if it ends with another fucking Super Bowl? Well, okay.

But what if it ends with 7 and 10, 8 and 9? Is it worth it just to get the game back together one more time? Well, if it ends with 7, 8, you know, whatever the fuck, that's going to be probably, if I'm Bill and Robert, we can wash our hands of it and say, like, listen, hey, who's going to turn down Tom Brady? you know tommy Tommy who's going to turn Tommy down I don't know I might be missing the mark

on this I haven't texted Ninko on this he usually has a really good opinion I'll probably text them after this and he'll probably say here I'm going to call Nanko real quick there we go yeah yeah step aside dad we had Niko on the show it was nice to hear from Brad though

thanks yeah you know we think so highly of you please pick up Probably doing ESPN. They're asking him the same fucking thing. Hey, Chris, what's up? So, let's do our five top reunions we want to see in the spirit of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick and the Pats.

Get them back together. Please get them back together. Be so fun. All right. So some best reunions? Who wants to go first? I'll go first. Matthew Slater to New England.

Tom Brady and Bridget Monaghan. Isn't it Moynihan? Whoever it is. Go back to New England. They get back together. Is she married? I don't know. Get them back together.

Get everybody back together. He's just running everything back. Run it all back. She is married. Andrew Frankel. Oh, no shade. Just show up at the house. Hi.

I'm Tom. Brady. You remember me. Andrew. Tom Brady to Michigan. Okay. There are no rules to this thing. Okay, go ahead.

Back to your list. Oh, you want the serious ones. Okay. All right. The Philadelphia Eagles and Kelly Green. Yes. Yes. It's a color.

It's a beautiful color. Yes. It's a uni that the team should be wearing. Coming back. Yeah, that's what they say. Yeah. I never know. If it's two years out, I have no idea.

Yeah. NFL has some stringent rules when it comes to lids and unies. Yeah. How many years? down and nicknames and all that sort of thing. I would, Philly, can you imagine this run in the Kelly Green? It'd be amazing. And the Randall County hands.

It'd be amazing. Okay. Let's go tit for tit. You got one? Yeah, I'll keep it Eagles. Oh, that's Malcolm Jenkins and the Eagles. Yeah, they need a safety right now. He tweeted that technically he's under contract still with the New Orleans Saints.

And, um, did he use the word technically? Sounds like he wants a little run. Yeah, it sounds like he wants a run. Everyone's asking if I'm coming back. Technically the saints have the rights to my contract. And what is that emoji? Like the hands up? Like,

hmm, I don't know. I know Eagles fans love a comeback story, but don't think you'll get one this time. But I meant what I said, eyes emoji. What do you say? He's just airing it out.

He's letting people know this is what it is. Hey, how about that Bill Clinton to the presidency? Come on. No. Well, he was a, he was a, he was a, he was a, the economy was humming. The incarcerator?

He incarcerated? Yeah. Yeah. Well, everybody, you know, shades of gray. But that cat, you know, S&L, et cetera. Yeah. The, the, the, the, the, I like that Bill Clinton. Okay, I got one.

Hogwatch. How about does Kingston, what? Yeah, Arkansas. Razor back. Yeah. Uh-huh. Jesus. Okay.

Remember those shorts Bill Clinton used to jog in? Kind of. I remember the S&L skits. Let me show you guys this. Do you make a White Lotus cameo? You guys are smitten with this motherfucker. I don't want to get killed. Look at his old jogging shorts.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Those are pretty. Oh, Nanko's calling back. I up there. Okay, here we go. Breaking news. Yo.

Too long. What up, baby. Hey, um, you're on. the green light pod. Okay, what's up? We got. Would Tom Brady come back to the Patriots?

No, I don't think so. Do you think Bill Belichick would have Tom Brady back to the Patriots? I think maybe he's probably changed his tune on Tom, like as far as age is concerned. But I do believe at 46 years old, Tom, he's not going to retire off this bullshit, Rob. You do think he's going to come back to New England? We're like, you have to like sit in a hot tub for 20 minutes, before you go walk outside in November. And Maddie P's in there?

Maddie Pee's his OC? No, I'm saying he's in the hot tub, dude. Yeah, Maddie P's with him going over place. Yes, in the hot tub. Losing his mind. Like, all right, all right, we go here, all right? And Tom's just losing his shit. Like, I got it.

I'm 46 years old. Okay, okay. So you're saying the resistance would be probably on Tom's side. I think Tom probably evaluates this and says, I was there a long time. I did a lot of great things. I had a beautiful home that I sold two years ago, and I just, I'm not going back.

I just don't see it. I don't see it. He was in Florida, loving the sunshine, you know, tossing trophies off the back of boats. Eventually, you just got to say, I'm done, man. I say he goes back and they win the wild card. Okay. And then he retires. I see he goes back, gets double-armed trap sacked, and his head bounce off the

bounces off the turf. And he's got a really bad ending. No, they're going to fucking, they got 50 million in cab space next year. They're going to have to, yeah, nobody's going to touch them. Yeah, they're just going to lay him down softly. Yep. Hey, Rob, that's the worst turf in the league, by the way. Worst turf in the league.

No, that's true. Macon has a question. Rob, this is Macon, Greenlight Pot. By how many points do the boilers win the Big Ten championship this weekend? I think Oh This one's tough Do I

Do I really think Purdue's gonna win? Sure, let's go three points Okay Perfect Good Hey Rob, that's good stuff man Okay, Makin, I love it baby

Every time I hear you I just want to give you a hug Likewise, love is love Niko That's good All right perfect You guys have a lovely I'm going into doing an appearance

for Amazon Go get it man go get that bread they should give you more they're amazon you're right i agree it's on its way right now via drone see you that's it see you later all right jesus coming back would be great

us and jesus oh yeah come come he probably comes back oh shit rob's still on the phone all right see you see you later is nico jesus

Nick I was just sitting in the car, listen to a two of reunions. There was like 15 seconds. But if Jesus came back, some of these motherfuckers would be times up. No, I think the first thing he asked is, I'm not judging. What podcasts have been doing my content? Yep. And he's going to spare us. Come right to studio Jesus.

Oh, that would be awesome. That would be awesome. Yeah, that would be a good reunion. I got a basketball one. Okay. How about the city of Seattle with the Supersonics? Bro, I said Katie in the city of Seattle is the one for me. I agree with you so much.

That would be the coolest story ever, man. They won a title, man. They need to have their team back. Yeah, but not with Westbrook and Durant, or not with Westbrook and Hardin, just with Katie. I'll piggyback, so to speak. As I was sweating out, Butler, not only because of my own investment, man, I had to worry about all y'all.

John Tash and Roundball Rock is the theme song for Fox College Hoops. Is it really? Yeah, NBA on NBC. The theme song. Oh, that's great. It is, but I need it back with the NBA. I thought you could say Brad Stevens to Butler. No, that's great too.

I like that. But that might have just got there. That mom was going to try to do his thing. Yeah, he was done. They want that old thing back. Round. That's what I like. Oh.

Huh. That's a brilliant one. Thank you. How about the old Sports Center song? Yeah, I need that back. It just felt weird. It was like, back and hinkle. You ever see him playing that shit at Red Rocks?

Yes, it's amazing. Oh, it's electric. Yes. Tell me he didn't do a crime or something. I think his birthday is my birthday, which is July 9th. Very good. So what's your birthday? Yeah.

Your birthday? Your birthday? Yours? Okay. How about the Sports Center theme song? No brainer. The old one. Yeah.

They still have it. It's just a more, yeah. More modern take on it. It's just that, yeah. Yeah, Van Pellick's in there.

He's like, no, I want my own music. Is that what he says? Yeah. Yeah, because he does have different music. Mm-hmm.

What is his music? I don't even know if it's music. Oh, yeah, when he's flying that Maryland flag, it's, yeah, it's something different.

It's not sports center music. How about Carmen Diaz and Matt Dillon? Yeah. Well, they were together before something about Mary for three years. I don't understand why Matt Dillon's career hasn't been better. I like Matt Dillon. He was in a bunch of good shit in the early 90s, early 2000s, and now never seen him. I love Matt Dillon.

Me too. I'm sure they're both happily married, but what happened there? Well, Diaz married musician Benji Madden. That makes sense. Good. Respect. Respect. I had a kid in December of 2019.

Like Outcasts to get back together. That's a good one. Yeah. The Blues Brothers. They're dead. One's dead. Well, yeah. Oh, so we can choose bad.

She put him to reanimate? Yeah. I mean. You had a reanimated, uh, what's his name? I don't want Blues Brothers 2000 again. That was a disaster. Yeah, let's reanimate John Belushi. Oh, for reanimating people.

Oh, go for it. Jimmy Hendrix. Beatles and Hendricks back to Pink Floyd. I don't know. Reanimation makes it too hard. Yeah. How about getting Yugoslavia back together? Sure.

Think about that national team with Jokic and Donchich. Yeah. Wow. They would have a shot, wouldn't they? Oh, yeah. Explain countries to us, Matt. There's Slovenia now, yeah? Yeah, Slovenia, Croatia.

Do we say Slovenia or Slovenia? Slovenia, Serbia, Bosnia. Herzegovina and Macedonia, I think. And that was all what? Yugoslavia. All of it. Yeah. Damn.

What about Czech Republic? More like you go this way, you go that way, you go. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. Czech Republic was more like, hey, check yourself. You're in our republic now. Yep. MJ and Charles Barclay.

More Eastern blog jokes. Because, correct me if I'm wrong, there was a Czechoslovakia. Yeah, for sure. And is that now, is that now Czech Republic? And Slovakia? Yes. Yeah. Yes.

Yeah. You don't think about this stuff often. You should. And every once in a while you should, just pull out a map. There's about to be a feast your eyes on the eastern block. North United States and the South United States. And a 200 years from now they're going to be like, there was only one United States. And then a free thinker United States.

Actually, Kyle and I were talking about this the other day. Is Mexico in North America or Central America? I'm glad you brought this up. Can anybody, can anybody name? Is it in North America? Well, I want to get Macon's opinion first before he stalls out. Oh, yeah, that's what's going on. I made my opinion clear the other day. And you said, Mexico's in North America. It's in North America. Yeah, which is what I thought, too. Oh, okay. But according to Google, country in North America. Here's a question. It's the southern portion of North America. Yeah, gets into Central around Guatemala. Probably not. Wacamole. I were supposed to say it. That's George, George Taked.

Waimole. One more basketball one, MJ and Charles Barkley. They used to be best friends. They had to falling out. I'd like to see them reunite. T.O. and Donovan McNabb. That's a good one. Get them back together. Were they ever together? Hey, I got something real quick for you. Okay. Did you see the Higby Higgins thing? Yeah.

What's your take? My take is that I'm on Kansas City and so I don't really love Justin Reed saying whoever the hell it is, I'm going to lock him down. Like even if he got the name right, why are you saying you're going to lock him down? Right. Let's take one. Yeah. At first, if you're like, yeah, give him the benefit of the doubt, probably didn't understand,

but then he like really leaned into it. Right. Unless he hates Tyler Higby. You know, that's what it might be. If I was him, I'd be like, I just don't. fucking like Tyler Higby. Is it true or is it not? He was talking about Hurst, I think.

You saw about Hayden Hurst, but he at first says, Higby, no, that's not right. And he's like Higgins, he calls him Higgins, but it's Hayden Hirst, he was referring to.

Here's, here, for background, here's how it went, because not everybody probably heard this. He said, Higby Higgins, very talented,

more of a finesse guy, not the best blocker. I'm going to lock him down. Definitely going to lock him down. And then, he called him out by his, number. He's referring to Haydenhurst, but you just can't get the name right. Yes. And then Jamar Chase on Twitter, let's put some money on it big time with some sort of emoji.

Y'all welcome for the extra motivation. See you Sunday, champ. Champ, I can't tell if that's disrespectful or, you know? I got called Bud today. I didn't like that at all. Oh, yeah. Jamar Chase said tuna in a can with a cat. He's saying it reads tuna in a can. Then a notes emoji finishes the exchange. I saw the whole thing last night unfolding real time. Wow. Wow. That's special. Yeah. I always remember where I was. Man, they better hit each other. If there is not some shit going down on the field Sunday, like this is tailor made. We're going to fight on Sunday. This is, we're all careful about this stuff because we don't want to be the guy that if we get jumped, everybody's like, oh, Justin Reed.

nobody wants to be that guy so for him to lean into it there's got to be some repercussions is it true that players in the league not in a disrespectful way but will refer to players by their number yeah it's kind of like in a

lock-in steady point of you 76 people get mad because I'll I'll call a player on a team a number you know that's just how you do it you're not memorizing names like yeah I'm not what is this geography class yeah exactly so you know Yeah.

He just knows him as 88. That might be true. You can tell there's some disrespect intended here, big time. Well, the whole he can't, you can only block or he can't block whatever he said. Yeah, that's a little disrespectful. He's finesse. I'm going to lock him down. Yeah.

Can't wait to see this game. Yeah. Can't fucking wait. Oh, I think you're right. I think I'm wrong on Atlanta. That's one. And from the Steve show, I gave out Atlanta. Okay.

Yeah, that's wrong. And there's one that I really like. Yeah. Las Vegas. I know. I just can't bring myself to root for the Raiders to beat Justin Herbert. I just want to see Justin Herbert succeed, man. It just seems like they're going to keep running it.

Well, it seems the number is what seems like. Yeah, one and a half. The run game, it's the number. Yeah, golly, man. Yeah. Quick update. Germany just got knocked out of the World Cup. Wow.

Did they not win? They won four to two, but their goal differential is not as good as Spain's who's lost to Japan. So they're out. Spade beat the pants off of somebody in the second or the first round. Costa Rica, hey? That's the problem. Costa Rica, no military, no soccer. So whatever?

Japan won that group. Yeah. Did everybody finish two and one but Costa Rica and they went to goal differential? That's what I would guess what happened. There were probably freaking draws. Probably draws. Okay, that's interesting. And the other one was Kyler Murray.

Kyle Murray don't care about nobody but Kyler Murray. That was Patrick Peterson. You a fan of him saying this, making, on his podcast? If he believes it, should he air that out? Well, it's not very nice. No. No. I wouldn't know. No.

I don't. Do you believe that it's true, though? Yeah, for sure. You don't say something like that if it's not true. Yeah. No, you don't. Yeah, you don't. I mean, no amount of like, I don't know.

I don't know. DeAndre Hopkins came to defend, well, it didn't defend him, but he said, you don't kick a man when he's down. which sounds true not saying it's not true yeah yeah anyways here was what's funny about this Patrick Peterson if you watch them this year when when there was an interception Harrison Smith picked off Kyler Murray and Patrick Peterson started dancing like the ball was in midair and then Patrick Peterson ran to the end zone and he played a little video game yeah and then he sat there like baby Yoda

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Grateful dead would spook me out. Smashing Pumpkin show. you get pumpkin rinds all over you I can tell you what the best one would be what Kenny Chesney Bear naked ladies if you're into that not married

did you have time to prepare for this no because your brain is just it's elite you have an elite brain 98 degrees would suck yeah when you go to get your concussion settlement or whatever at the NFL they just ask you a bunch of mailbag questions yeah he's still good

three doors down oh shit I thought I was in the right place no man it's that way that's good that's good overhyped thing you are unapologetically

all about cursive letter L that's who that's from well I wouldn't know it would be overhyped you know what I mean White Lotus season two Patagonia

yeah that's good Thomas Jefferson for you I don't I don't think that he's really hyped. Oh, he's hyped. What? There's not like a lot of...

He's not hyped. He's on a fucking $2 bill. Every other... There's a lot of negative about old T.J. Out there. Every other currency. Yeah, he's polarizing. Owned humans.

But... I just don't think he's like... No, on the scale relative to like... On the pink guy scale, the historical pink guy index, he's not the worst. But holy shit. No, I'm just saying I think there's a lot of commentary out there about how he is kind of the worst.

Right. That's being covered. That's being covered. But he also, on the other hand, is on a $2 bill. They don't have any other, like, everything else is like money that people use. They're like, oh, let's make a special bill for this guy. Fucking, you know, like he's. He was on the mid court at UVA for a couple years before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got a statue of them here, a statue of them there, you know? Yeah, you're right. You're right. That is a good one for me. Maybe it's because of where I live.

You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Yeah. The fucking, it's Jefferson's this. It's Jefferson's that. Most people aren't walking around thinking, you know who's overrated is that Thomas Jefferson.

Can't avoid that Thomas Jefferson. That proves my point. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know he's overhyped, but yeah. I love that guy. Okay, overhyped things that I'm into.

Yeah. Oh, Toyota's. You love Toyota. Love Toyotas. They are overhyped? Yeah, everybody loves Toyota. Oh, okay. Gambling.

Gambling, yeah, but it's not overhires. It is as advertised, man. I feel so alive. I know I'm alive when I gamble. I mean, low-hanging. Even if I feel like I'm dying. You got to be alive to feel like you're dying. Low-hanging fruit would be weed.

Not over-hyped, dude. Not over-hyped, dude. Not over-hyped. Way less over-hyped than Thomas Jefferson. They should be building statues for weed out there. Do I not know what? Overhyped means? Or is my brain in a pretzel?

Overhyped means that it's not just hyped a lot. Are you conflating overhyped with hyped? Maybe. Because overhyped means something that gets more credit than it's due. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I think I do mean weed then. Okay.

Yeah. How do you know? Everybody's always talking about it. Yeah, but do you know that it's overhyped? Oh, oh, oh, oh. Maybe there's a good reason they're talking about it. No, I have... You're also talking to, like, Chris?

and me and me like yeah there's a lot of there's a lot of you're into yeah no i know yeah yeah yeah you know what i mean on the overhyped thing this is a rare moment where i feel smarter than you i don't feel smart at all so i don't know rare moment yeah yeah yeah yeah you should try it then you'll be like oh not bad i'll talk about it you should choose stone cold sobriety you'll uh no you should too i do yeah Are the benzos? Just taking medicine. That's what we're doing. All right.

So, um, next. This is from Kyle. Porn. Porn's overhyped, man. I was going to ask about porn. You know, it's overhyped. You sit down there and you're like, yeah, this is a, uh, then you stop. Then you never do it again.

That's what you do. It's overhyped. From Kyle. trench warfare or guerrilla warfare like what's better it's not even close i like guerrilla warfare do i don't know what have you seen what happens to their feet well i don't know what i don't know what gorilla is that means you're in you just you're going in fast i don't watch films but i know how to spell gorilla and guerrilla

and uh the trenches you can like you can sleep yeah yeah i guess I guess and then they're like hey see that over there just run there that's and then and then they're like yeah yeah yeah so it's just like you're little just matriculating and then yeah they just gun you down you're just running uh sounds like a party yeah it's like uh i'll be here in my trench it's like ben stiller and tropic thunder just on repeat survive the uh college football 12 team playoff in 2024 or 2025, would you all rather seeing, would you all rather see these games played on a college campus? Oh, you know that answer, Caldwell. All the way through. Yeah, all the way through until you get to, not the playoff, until you get to the final, the final.

I agree with you. Yeah, it's the Super Bowl, basically, rules. Yep. And that game should be played Rose Bowl at the Rose Bowl Done Every year Yep And we're For eternity

Mm-hmm Are there Should there Is 12 teams enough Should we go more For now it is It's always something FCS playoffs is 16

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Pulling in Big money That took us 30 seconds. A problem in college football. We'll solve it. Yep. Take care.