Green Light with Chris Long - Green Light Met Gala. Star Wars May the 4th. Ryan Tannehill & JJ Redick's Comments. NFL’s Overseas Schedule.

Episode Date: May 6, 2022

(2:08) - Green Light Met Gala. (10:52) - Taylor’s Exit Interview and Macon’s Vacation. (29:34) - Ryan Tannehill’s Comments, Taylor Lewan’s Quick Tweet, Dillon Brooks’ Dirty Play, JJ Redick��s Comments on First Take and NFL Overseas Games Announced. (59:21) - May the 4th Star Wars Recognition Game. (1:20:35) - The Ultimate Water Taste Test.  (1:28:22) - Taylor’s Hello and Layup Line. Green Light Spotify Music: https://open.spotify.com/user/951jyryv2nu6l4iqz9p81him9?si=17c560d10ff04a9b Spotify Layup Line: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1olmCMKGMEyWwOKaT1Aah3?si=675d445ddb824c42 Green Light Tube YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/GreenLightTube1 Green Light with Chris Long: Subscribe and enjoy weekly content including podcasts, documentaries, live chats, celebrity interviews and more including hot news items, trending discussions from the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, NCAA are just a small part of what we will be sharing with you. https://www.greenlightpodcast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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analyze the code broken by Dylan Brooks, praise JJ Reddick, and discuss NFL games overseas. We finish with some Star Wars fun and a water taste test. Enjoy. I don't know what to say, really. Three minutes till the biggest battle of our professional lives all comes down to today. You know what that is?

You got it. It's Al Pacino's speech in any given Sunday. I feel like we need an any given Sunday speech right now. The inches we need are everywhere around us, guys. It's been a tough day. It's been a tough week. We're fucking tired. that we're like Macon's high on Benadryl.

Bro. Okay, dude. We got to pick up the energy, I think. All right. All right. You ready? Yeah. Nate's wearing fucking panty hose on his face.

I'll explain that in a second. I don't think. I've claimed that I've never had seasonal allergies. Yeah. Okay. So the kid got sick, snotty nose and whatnot. I caught it.

But then I'm thinking all I'm doing is sneezing and blowing a runny nose. Why don't I go looking for an, for an antihistamine. Yeah, I've heard good things. So I went to CVS, got a Benadryl and said 24 hours. Well, if something's 24 hours, not going to put me down. Boy, howdy thing put me down. Like, I now know how you guys feel.

When you're on Benadryl. Most of the time. Yeah, dog, I don't feel like I have a bone in my body right now. Well, when I walked in, I walked up the stairs, we're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. We're in hell right now. I walked up the stairs and Nate's got panty hose on his face. Macon's laying on the couch in a fucking Dick Tracy hat.

Okay, I'll get to that in a second. But he's just, he's not moving. And Matt says he's high. And I'm like, this motherfucker got high without me? Hey, hey. No, he's high on aisle three, dude. He's high on the antihistamine aisle right now. I fell asleep on my wrists.

earlier. I could not complete the email I was composing. It's wild this stuff, man. I get now why they asked for my identification. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I said, ma'am, it's in the car. My kid had some kid Benadryl last night. Big Benadryl is

yeah, really fucking ruthless. I tell you one thing though, and Nate said he's not, he's no longer a Benadryl follower. Yeah. I haven't been sneezing. I mean, the rest of my body shut down too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. buddy, but the sneezing part is gone.

First time I took Benadryl, I was not aware that it was like a drowsy medication. I'm like, damn, dude, I'm so tired. Must be the allergies, start taking more Benadryl. And then I started drinking coffee to wake myself up. I'm like, oh, that's not working. Drink more coffee. That's not working. Maybe it's the allergies, more Benadryl.

Hospital. Almost. Human Sinipede. I had like five cups of coffee and three Benadryl, dude. Yes, dude. I chased mine with caffeine, too. a little cortado over at the spot. Yeah, dude.

Nothing. It's called mixing medications there. Beware, buyer beware on the, on the Benadryl out there. But like, we're just, we're tired, dude. We had, we've been grinding, man. It's like when the season ended, we just picked up the pace. And then we went to Las Vegas. I had that legendary eight-day stretch that honestly I could have made a bigger deal about.

I feel like they should fucking put me in the Hall of Fame for that. Okay. Not going as a football player, but I'm going. At least maybe a pro bowl partier, dude. I have had an incredible run over the last, you know, eight, nine days, averaging about four hours sleep. I'm 37 years old, man. I'm only a man.

So we get back in town. Shit is fucked up. I can't get a guest. People's brothers got graduation. Shout out to Reed's brother who's graduating today. So Cowboy had to go. I get it. Taylor's got some shit.

he's got to go um there's a lot of stuff looming over the the you know the i'll talk to you about that with taylor in a minute you know mackin's got a message in a few like we are wounded right now nate's wearing fucking panty hose on his face i'll explain that now this week's so fucked up last night we're looking for guests i'm striking out to like let you behind the curtain a little bit like i couldn't get a a guest really and i said to these guys fuck it let's just do a mek gala can you motherfuckers find some hideous outfits and we can just come to work and and get get high and do a podcast about nothing so like from here on if you're listening to this podcast i don't want you complaining not even muttering under your breath that you have other shit to do or the kids are in the car strap in dude this is a fucking like hey we have to do this we are contractually this is my i'm just here so i don't get fine boss game. Welcome to the 2022 Greenlight Met Gala.

Welcome to the Met Gala. In which nothing much happens. In which we are all in attendance. People look ridiculous. Yes. What does happen at the Met Gala? Well, we're going to answer Matt's questions and shit. We're going to talk about sports. We are going to talk about a little sports, but don't

expect too much of it at all, okay? Like, you're not going to get smarter listening to this podcast today. Yes, I am tired of podcasting today. Yes, making us tired of podcasting today. podcasting today. Nate's wondering what the fuck he signed up for. He's got panty hose on his head. Nate's outfit.

Does Nate have anything on his head? Panty hose. Okay. All right. He won't take it off. He's looking at me with his panty hose. I asked him to wear like a Met Gala type outfit. And what did you wear?

Canadian tuxedo and Tim's. Shirt, unbuttoned taco meat out. Got to have it out. I'm a bigger guy. I'm plus. I weigh 280. So anything over 250 or 60,

you gotta let it hang out. It's 85 degrees out today, Fax. I appreciate you. Thank you for your sacrifice. Thank you for your service for coming in here with a fucking denim tuxedo and Tim's new buck. Are these the new bucks?

What? Butterscotch. You take some Benadryl dog. You take some Benadryl as well. No Benadryl. So here's the deal. Nates got. Canadian tuxedo on panty hose on his head.

Macon has a bare Bryant hat on essentially, but then the rest of it is just totally fucking crazy. It's given Inspector Gadget. Matt, where did you find this outfit? I do look like Inspector Gadget. He's got a tall, he's got a long, long skinny face, too. You do look like Inspector Gadgett actually. Thank you. Yeah, but if Inspector Gadget wore like a fucking kind of a sick Pendleton bathrobe out of the house.

Yeah, it was labeled at the vintage clothing store as 19. 1920s Western style bathrobe. And you threw 70 chickens at it. Nate, how much would you have paid for this year bathroom? Oh, that rate there is not getting more than 20. Really? Wow. Because I'll buy it right now off you for about a hundo.

Okay. Follow up. Was that company credit card or your own? I paid for it myself. We're under pressure of time. Do you think this is your personal property? You're wearing my property. Yeah, but please drive the price up.

So then I think you've got to talk to Matt about this. I was going to take this home. What size is that? It will not fit you. It will not fit you. Then I don't need it. I bought this sweater I have on it about 10 years ago and have worn it. This is my second time.

So I figured this was a great time to bust it out. I got a cowboy hat. I have some sunglasses. In lieu of Cowboy Reed. Yeah, this is my-Crow-Cris. This is my nod to Cowboy-Reed. I got some reptiles on the feet, dude. I don't know what kind of reptile that is.

I totally get you guys right now. Because 10 seconds ago, I had something great to say, poof. You totally forgot it. Yeah, it's hard. Yeah. Are you saying we have CTE? No, I'm saying you get high a lot. And you forget things.

You get high, yeah. Like I looked for my phone for a while earlier. It was right behind me. I was talking to a guy about that in Vegas, like, we were two old players and we were talking about like, how's your head, like, how's everything? And we were talking about we forget a lot of stuff. And at the same time, we were like, but the marijuana. So, you know, I think sometimes guys will go home.

and hit the sticky icky a little too hard and think fuck dude i'm losing my mind but it's just you went to Vegas and you got some 26% yeah not that local 10 to 14% yeah that reggie that reggie some of that shit from Vegas is too strong i can't lie you're right about that so we've got some some sad news here at the studio taylor's he's leaving us he's going to greener pastures he's leaving the nest we've been feeding Taylor chewed up food like a like a a bird feeding a smaller bird for how long now Taylor uh it's been like just over a year just over a year he's been eating our regurgitated food and now he's spreading his wings to leave the nest and fly to new york city new york city so first i just on a serious note before we fuck around i do want to say hey Taylor we love

you bro like if this show goes somewhere in 10 15 years and we're hot shit i'm not saying you're going to get a paycheck or royalties like my dad gets with firestorm but i will say the mount rushmore of influential people here at the green light pod we couldn't do it without taylor taylor's first day basically on the job we did the combine dude he came in and shot that crispy ass footage of you running a fucking 6 240 6 1 yeah that was fun as hell yeah and then a year later he's filming us getting hit by golf balls. He's been down here grinding, untold hours of the night with Cowboy Reed, you know, cutting up footage to make sure, you know, that the audio's crispy,

that our pods are clean. You know, these guys fucking, I work these guys hard. They work their asses off, man. And Taylor has never turned down an opportunity to make the pod better. So I appreciate you, bro. Jack of all trades, you will be missed. But like I said, that's not going to be our last Vegas trip because we're going to need some fucking crispy footage down.

line here oh yeah that's good to hear man i appreciate that run tmc uh while reed might be the nicest guy here you're the fliest guy here i think taylor might be the nicest guy here honestly consistent smile that's right reed can be a you know a bit of a you know come to think of it yeah read hasn't been that smiley lately that's what i'm saying dude i think taylor might be the nice guy at the office award recipient nice guy fly guy run tmc it's not like the tough competition but he is the nicest guy here he's the nicest guy here no disrespect easiest to get along with any of the other nice guys leave a leaving this studio to checkpoint congratulations is what we're really trying to say you're like the guy at shawshank before the old guy leaves oh we know how that

ends so yeah don't get too fucking higher brooks you're brooks dog that's awesome congrats no no no he's who got out first um Morgan freeman got out first um Morgan Freeman got out first No, Brooks got out. Brooks got out. Brooks got out of Morgan Freeman and Tim Robbins. Oh, okay. Morgan Freeman gets up. No, I'm sorry.

Tim Robbins gets out first. He goes to Mexico. Mexico. Where? Yeah, Zigsiz. San Watanio. San Watanjo. Now, you guys have to figure out where you're going to meet.

Yeah. It ain't happening. He's stuck here. And you'll be back like a fucking boomerang because you're just going to miss us, bro. As cool and awesome as your life's going to be, you can say, I wonder what those idiots are doing.

at 11 o'clock at night. Oh, for sure, dude. Chris and Macon's mess. About like four months into the Upper East Side, I'm going to be like, I wonder what trees look like. Yeah, exactly. Exactly, bro. But we're going to miss you, man.

Seriously. I love you. We love you. Love you, Taylor. I love you guys. I love you guys. It's been a blast doing this for the last year. I've had a ton of fun.

Like, I just, you know, it's such, it's honestly, for everybody listening, this is, like, actually a really fun thing to do. And I'm glad that you all listen because, yeah, we do put in a lot of hard work into it. But, you know, it's such a cool job at the same time. Well, the coolest thing, bro, we love you. And the coolest thing is, play the Hunger Game whistle for Taylor. Play the Hunger Game whistle for yourself because Reed's out of town. So you've got to put the hunger game.

I said the other night, I knew y'all retired because I said, insert Hunger Game whistle. And y'all did the cannon. I said, that's not a fucking whistle, guys. but dude insert the hunger game whistle we're not going to be able to replace you and we certainly won't have a Jaguars fan like how do you you can't buy a Jaguels

a built-in guest Jaguars correspondent run TMC you got to be our Jags correspondent honestly that's not a problem I'm going to be watching the games every Sunday just miserable as hell so I'll just know that I'll just send you all my notes Doug Peterson he could turn it around yeah that's true we love you

and we're going to do an exit an interview, but I don't think we know what the fuck that means. Oh, I do. Yeah, yeah. Fax and I prepare. Fax, you want to start us off facts? Okay, so, first question.

What quality should we absolutely look for in your replacement, Taylor? That's provided we have the funds to pay somebody else. Exactly. That too. Well, I think you're going to need somebody that knows their way around, not only just editing equipment or editing software downstairs on the computer, but the audio equipment, someone who knows their way around a video camera,

Photoshop, you know, Premiere Pro. If I may interrupt just for a second. Are we basically like putting an ad out? Is that what we're doing? I just walked up here. They're like, no, we're set. If I could tweak that, how would you suggest somebody interact, communicate with the boss of the program? C-LLL. That wasn't a fucking bit. He was really telling you all the software that you have to know.

Yeah. That's cool. Hey, any of you guys know that stuff? Cool. Oh, I mean, just come in with, you know, even keel attitude and ready to work and ready to learn. Always be ready to learn. That's like number one. Never stop learning. Mr. Jefferson said that. Sun Sue, know thyself. No thy enemy. Hey, Taylor, how would you describe the culture of our company? It's very laid back. That's not a joke. That's really not a joke. It's super. Buffyfuckers will learn if they go, yeah, it's not too bad. That was pretty sick on Benadryl. Sick on Benadryl. Maybe this is Macon's new PED, dude.

I've been doing no vices for several decades. Wasn't really working out, so here we are. You on Benadryl every day. Asterix. Hall of Fame, asterix. Noted user. Yeah. Taylor, you always go home to walk your dog during the middle of the day.

What kind of dog you have? He's a husky, great Pyrenees mix. How's he going to feel about living in a New York City apartment? So the first few times I brought him up there to visit my girlfriend. He was definitely pretty stressed out as was I. You know, neither of us are big city people. But I think he's gotten used to it. He's pretty adaptable.

I like that he's basically letting the listeners know the only reason he would leave the Greenlight Pod. is for sex and love. Sex and love. Those are the only things that mean more than being a part of his family. Yeah, sex had a big thing. He's not going to live in the Upper East Side. I'll tell you that fucking much.

This dude is gonna ease. We got to figure out, like, your New York, your NYC skills, dude. Pre-marital, huh? To each his own, I guess. Oh, Jesus Christ. Well, we love Taylor, so. underrated. All right,

give us a prediction for the Jaguars this year and we'll make fun of the ghost of Taylor. Before I give my prediction, does anybody, Matt, do you by any chance,

you're the only other, like, you know, you're the only other person here that gambles, like, heavily and follows lines. Do you know what the line is

already on their win, on their win loss, on the win total for the jazz? Let me take a guess. I don't know it. I, too, would like to take a guess. Okay,

hold on. How's their schedule? tough. I think it's always tough. Every time I look at the schedule, it's tough. They got to play other NFL teams. Yeah, that's true.

Don't click that yet. I will go with five and a half. I know it's lower, but I'll go five and a half. I will say four and a half. Damn. What is it?

Oh, I don't. I don't know what it is. I was actually legitimately asking. You want to set the line. That's amazing. Yeah, let us know what the, I don't know if the reason more. It'd be cool if we just never, ever knew.

Everybody avoids it. Six, take the under. No, I'm not going to root against the Jags. No, actually, I was going to say six. That's why I was curious what the line was. I think we can get six wins. If you put it at six and a half, I'm taking the under. Good guess, man.

Thanks, man. By you too, we were right on it. No, I was like, you were right. I'd say six. Yeah, I think the Jaguar is going to win six games? Well, no, that's why I'm going to take the under, but I'm not going to talk about it on the pod because I don't want to root for the other teams.

I want to root for Doug E.P. That freaking like first and goal from the three. So if you want to root for them, why wouldn't you pick the over so that you're... Because I don't want to be mad at Dougie P. You know what I mean? I love Dougie P. So I don't want to at the end of the season

if they end up squarely on five wins. You know, like I don't want to carry a bunch of angst around towards my former coach. You know, I like to keep business, business and personal personal if you're ever going to become a sharp you're going to have to change your mindset how do you not know i'm not already a sharp because your mindset but during the playoffs i was basically a sharp last year i was a sharp during the playoffs i'm a playoff sharp i'm a playoff sharp i was bet i was winning like 70% of my bets if you remember this was an insane run i can vouch

at one point you had me set up uh maybe i'll take this up but at one point you had me set up a PayPal and then you no longer needed it yeah no question winning bets not it's not it's not it's a It was not, no, it was insane. It's booky stuff, so we can't talk about it. This is no cap. NFL. Get it? And make. Hmm. Well, so I've named it at least. I've named it. I don't know how much, how much to talk on it. I'll get there. Yeah. Give us the name. What it's going to be called is studio jcation. Oh. Because making and vacation, while close. Vacation. It's not. Bad. It's literally in May, dude. June. No, it starts in May.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maycation. Not bad. Macon's Maycation. But if you start in Maycation. Anyways. Yeah. Studio J.cation. Sure. Studio.

Studio J. So at any rate. Macon's taking some time off. I'm going to take some time off, you know, because as you've, as you said, we've, we've been grinding at it. you know, working through, that's nice. That's six inches of spit coming from your mouth.

Well, I'm trying to speak in a heartfelt manner to the people. You doing our eye, buddy? Oh, that was dip spit? You drank the wrong one? No. Are you going to throw up? Yes. Are you going to throw up?

That'd be great. Do it on camera. Dip spit. Do it on camera. So we had dib spit in one of these and he just put it in his mouth. I think so or something. 100%. Yeah, he just drank it.

Liquid death. It finally came true. I wish I could say I've never done that, but I have done it and it fucking sucks. Ashes are dissed. Wow. And now I hope it gets an actual water to clear himself. So that was me just taking the edge off as you got to the ledge there to tell us what's going on. Yeah. You know, that's what a friend does. Wait, wait. Is that the way I can? No, that's the one you just spit in.

Mm-mm. That's water. That's liquid death, brother. The other one, never again. Go ahead. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go on vacation and then I'm going to come back and it all be good. A little reset, a little reset button. Come back better than ever. Where are you going?

I'm going away from here. I might even be at my home. And if I'm not, somebody else will be there. So don't get any ideas. I've got house sitters. and such. Nah, but, uh, and, and Brad, you know, and my dad. So, you know, this will, this will be good. I don't want you to, you know, not holler. Please holler. I'm not, I'm not dead. I'm just not here, you know. When you hit me up and said, hey, I'm a little bit, what was the words burnout? Burnout.

Burnout. It's totally acceptable term. I feel that way all the time. So I totally get it. You know, yeah. I think you need to take the time. I think like this shit is more mentally trying. than people realize, especially for somebody who works another job. I can identify with that as well with some of the other stuff. Like staying this busy is fucking hard. And for you, you're kind of like here co-hosting the Chris Long podcast, like, but you don't have, I mean, there's more risk for you. Like I can get up here and act like an asshole every day.

I've kind of done it by choice. I take you places on this podcast. I know it's really hard. So that's got to be fucking exhausting. And, you know, like, like you said, when we're away from here, it's not like we're not on. You're always thinking about ways that we can improve this. So just to be able to like completely, there is no break without a real break.

I might get Wally Pip by Fax here, maybe Kyle, maybe the cowboy. But hey, that's all right, you know. We got to, you got to look out for number one on occasion. But in my eyes, this is looking out for the show too, because, because you fully burn out. Yeah. And then you catch on fire. You're dead. You're dead.

You're dead. Yep. No, seriously, I do think, I do think it. And at some point, when this show is a place that I'm comfortable with it, you know, I'll take a fucking week. And, you know, if you guys go to, say, like, an NFL draft next time, you could get a bunch of interviews and put them in a can and we could take a little vacation. Believe it or not, it's not all my department. Macation, that was sitting right there, wasn't it? But at any rate, yeah, I'll miss you people, but I'll be right back.

And that's like the first time I've heard that idea. Did you just try, did you just try to, uh, Coach K fucking Taylor's goodbye tour? Unacceptable. This is unacceptable. Be quiet. Taylor, be quiet. Taylor, be quiet. I'm talking.

Nah. All right. I'm going to put this succinctly. Can I put it succinctly? The motherfucker's tired, dude. And sometimes motherfuckers get tired. And then when they, motherfuckers get tired, just go sit down somewhere for a little bit and come back and we'll be all re-energized.

And we're going to take July by fucking storm. But you're here until. what? Yeah, I'm here a little while. Yeah, a couple of weeks. Yeah. So the best part of this is what I didn't want was you to come out like May 21st or whatever and be like, hey, I'm gonna be gone for a while. And then like that's the last thing people hear about you. Yeah, yeah. Because then people will be like, what happened? Yeah, right, right, right. You know? And that's when, and then I'll take you, I'll take you behind the curtain. When it became cleared me, oh, God, I need to address this. Did it right away, you know? That's a real, um, okay. Yeah. You know, that's a real. You know, that's a real. You know, that's a real. You know, that's a real. You know, that's a real. You know, that's a real. You know, it's a big boy moved you know enough notice etc you know it's um you know I've always got you at a at top of my I appreciate that man my I appreciate thank you for taking a break yeah you're welcome this will do us some good too you know probably all the times are going to hang out yes are we gonna hang out yeah let's do a gin oh no oh yeah yeah yeah let's do a gin yeah let's do a gin yeah let's do a gym brings a man a drill yeah dog that'll be yeah we'll be back to

normal in July. Call it Independence Day. Time around then. Just in time for me to leave town for Montana, dude. There's in time for Ken. You're brilliant. You really are brilliant. Oh, no, no, no.

This is really effectively a two and a half month break through you. That didn't go into the calculus because the Zoom's a heavy lift, you know? Yeah. We're going to keep rocking it. Yeah, Zoom doesn't be here. Yeah, you'll be here. Were you going to say, Fax? What's up?

Fax has got panty hose on to hide the emotion for all the crazy heavy stuff that's going to. on here today. He's got a tier. He's got a fucking, who is the, who's in the famous tier, Jeff? He's the Georgia running back.

Played for the Broncos. It's like crying the slowest tier ever. They caught him on. Oh, yeah, yeah. The Georgia running back. Right. Played on the Broncos. I can see it right now.

Somebody at home knows if you know. No, I definitely know. I'm just on Benadryl, dude. He's got a cool name. It's not that guy. No, that's the hard part. No Sean Moreno. There it is.

Yep. There's a story behind No Sean Morano's tears. I like the GIF as it is. I don't want to know it. Yeah, No Sean. It's that one of his producers moved to New York and then his co-host took two months off.

That's, I'm No Sean Moreno right now. Jokes on me. But honestly, I'm not working. I'm not like, this isn't a fucking labor camp here. So people know.

That's the only thing I want to say. Yeah. Just ask. Ironically, not for you, but like for these guys, maybe. So he's not leaving because it's a labor camp.

He's leaving because it's hard being creative and great at what you do. So when you're back, I can't wait. And let's enjoy the next couple weeks. Yeah, for sure. Okay. Thanks, Holmes. All right, buddy. I started taking athletic greens because I wanted to see what all the hype was about.

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I was wondering, Chris, what did you think about the whole Ryan Tannahill comments about not needing to be a mentor for Malik Willis? Totally fucking unmoved by this whole thing. Honestly, it was one of those things that I heard, and I was like, okay, people are going to make a big deal about it. And then I actually read an article about it and read the entire quote, and I thought it was even dumber. I was like, holy shit, you know, I know that people can't be bothered to read like entire quotes

and you want the quarterback that you just set out loud like, hey, we've probably drafted your replacement to go to this guy's house and fucking set up as, you know, like bring him curate cups, like, you know, just make sure he's settled and all that shit and talk about it like at the podium. I think it's stupid. This is Tannahill on the Titans draft Malik Willis in the third round, by the way. Okay, so here's the quote from Tanna Hill. We're competing against each other. We're watching the same tape.

We're doing the same drills. I don't think it's my job to mentor him. But if he learns from me along the way, then that's a great thing. I texted Malik right after we drafted him. I wasn't informed of that beforehand, but it's the same thing with AJ, right? The team is going to do the best thing that they think is in the

best interest of the team. I have no problems with Malik. We're looking to add talent and guys that can help us. We'll add him to the room and go from there. First off, not that it matters to some fans because it's hard to put yourself in Ryan Tannenhill's shoes, but this isn't just a draft of like your favorite football team. This is a guy who's coming off that Cincinnati loss. He's talked about at length, I guess, the depths that he went to after that game.

He lost his best receiver less than 24 hours ago to the Eagles. They've got to depend on a rookie instead. It's not like their receiver room's that great. and he's 34 years old or whatever he is. Like time is ticking for Ryan Tannhill. So he didn't wake up the day before knowing that AJ Brown was for sure going to get moved. But maybe he had a feeling. That doesn't make it any easier to deal with as the quarterback who's like your success is tied to this receiver in a lot of ways.

He definitely had no idea they were going to draft Malik Willis on whatever day it was Friday. Right? So the guy's answering questions in the wake of like a major career altering decision that was followed by another major career altering decision. And honestly, I don't think he did a bad job. I don't. When I was a rookie, James Hall didn't talk to me for like a year, dude. He was the guy that, you know, you've met Jay Hall. You both met Jay Hall probably now because he's one of my best friends that I play with.

But he didn't talk to me probably for a year. Like other than, hey, James, like, absolutely I need the call right now. You know, then I'm going to give you like a grunt or something. But Jay Hall wanted to make me earn it. Something that I think I realized as I got older was that, and Kyle, my brother said something alluding to this online today. I learned a fuck ton from Jay Hall, maybe more than anybody that I was in the building with that first year

by watching James Hall. And so Kyle said it today, and I agree with this take, you know, it's on the player. to seek out that vet and learn from the vet. You know, every day that player is showing you something, like go learn from that player. I know that Tanna Hill, his job is different. He's a quarterback.

He's a leader. But the difference between even the defensive end and a quarterback is, when I showed up with the Rams, I could play 40, 50 snaps a game my rookie year, and James Hall would still have to get ready to play 40 or 50. You know, or when I was with the Eagles,

and they drafted Derek Barnett after I didn't think they were going to draft anybody, there's four ends that can play in a game, maybe five, depending on what kind of packages you're running. So I understand that with a defensive end, you're always going to be more apt to help young guys. I always was, let me say this. I always took pride and enjoyed mentoring

or whatever the fuck you want to call it, young cats, but I played defensive end. I might have been helping younger players learn the game, but there was still room for both of us. Ryan Tanhill's a quarterback. There's only one that's going to take snaps, dude. This isn't like Brian. Ryan Flores led Miami Dolphins.

This isn't, you know, some other shit. Like there's one quarterback that's going to take snaps. Now, maybe they're going to have some packages for Malik Willis. And maybe we don't know that yet, but Ryan Tannehill can tote the rock too. So I just, like, this is a quarterback. His livelihood is on the line. Like, he's not going to have another chance to be a franchise quarterback after this. Like, he's in his 30s.

Malik was drafting the third round. This is literally not his job. if he mentors this kid or whatever you want to call it and gets his job taken in a year and nobody's going to say oh but that Ryan I know they said it with Alex Smith but that was Patrick Mahomes like listen man it's your job to play quarterback

it's not your job to coach the younger player it's not like this kid could kill you this kid will kill you he's Malik Willis is why you're not going to be in Tennessee eventually or maybe it's not him at all but in case he is why would you speed that up until you know maybe right out of camp that hey i'm the starting quarterback this year now i can start really helping this kid

there's plenty opportunity to learn from ryan tannahill short short of that date so that's my take on it is this is fucking ridiculous kurt warner saying he'd mentor any quarterback you know the dms are open that's cool man like and certainly guys are step i could easily step up right now and be like and take you and get all high and mighty and be like i help derrick barnett i help robert quinn i help you know, all these kids and an untold amount of kids that I was nervous about taking my job. I helped them. I could be all high and mighty like that, but I'm not going to do that because I also understand that you know, Kurt Warner knows the nature of this beast.

He knows. And that's also his right if he wants to be like that. But it's also Ryan Tannahill's right to protect his right to feed his fucking family because that's what's on the line. Ryan Tano Hill says that he can help us. Ryan Tannale said if he learns from me along the way, that's great. but he's just not going to go out of his way to be his fucking like big brother like it's it's it's the NFL dude i like your take it's a matter of semantics yeah he could have answered the

question better will you will you give me that yeah he might have been able to lead with a different part of his statement i guess but like and he might even be saying he might even be saying and just said it incorrectly like he doesn't need my mentorship right he's going to help us right He should have stuck with he's going to help us. Can't wait to meet him. Text him right away. That's right. Let's get to work.

Instead, he did, it's not my job. A little love of Charles Barkley, throwback to Chuck. I'm not a role model. But again, Chuck like Chuck ultimately has been, in a lot of ways, a role model. He just doesn't have to, like, say it out loud. And part of it is you just got that shitty news that's objectively shitty. People that want him to help Malik Willis, if those people think anything of Malik Willis, you're asking Ryan Tannahill to accelerate his own death in that organization.

It makes no sense to me to get mad at Ryan Tano about this. You could say you wish he was a little bit like more flowery about it, but fuck, dude. Yeah, I mean, imagine if somebody put a microphone right in front of you right after Robert Quinn was drafted or right after BG was drafted. You know, like the words might not have come out of your mouth that exactly matched what you eventually did for those guys. We put FIFA on real quick after that Robert Quinn did. No question, but you know what I did? I did reach out to Rob, and I reached out to that once I found out he played officerside of me. But like, you think I was going to, hey, welcome to the team.

Hey, escort me into free agency. Like, please do that. Like, no, listen, Tanna Hill is going to be a good vet. He's not going to be a bad guy about it. He didn't say anything groundbreaking. He just said that he's not going to mentor somebody, which also the word mentor, what do you associate with mentor like somebody that spends all their fucking time

with somebody so I totally get kind of some people being shocked that everybody's not going to be like I don't know who Will Greer the Panthers drafted Will Greer in the third round coming off of Cam Newton's like MVP year or whatever it was and people are like this is how he should be well fuck me dude

how different are those situations bro the reason you weren't in the next playoff game was your quarterback last year So excuse me if Ryan Tannenhill's like, I got shit that I got to do before they get me up out of here. And one of them is not fucking, you know,

drive Malik Willis around town and show them where you can get a bite to eat. I think it's a little mind fuck. And I think he put it out there just to muddy the waters a little bit to help his position. I think, hey, like if that rookie's a headcase and you're listening to all this,

which he definitely should not be, Right. But if you are, it just goes to show. Like maybe it'll show if you're really ready for this type of stuff because this type of stuff is going to happen all year. Hey, hey, guys, just like you said, I know we picked you to push me out of here. So I'm going to throw everything I can out there to keep my spot on this team.

Honestly, I was thinking about that like Ryan Tannenhill, if he was like, I know what this is going to. Because you know now with the way people, I'll tell you what, the timeline and the people receiving this stuff and talking about it, Like first off, there's nothing fucking going on right now. That's half the reason we're talking about half of what we're talking about. So you know this quote's going to blow up. I mean, somebody says this in some regard, like every year.

It just is a slow week and Tannahill's getting blown up. But the people acting all offended on behalf of football players about this, some of these people are the rudest, most fucking, like, aggressive people online. And then Ryan Tannehill says, I don't want to help a kid take my job. And people act like you kick their dog, dude. But I mean, this generation is so fucking rude, but so fucking pussy at the same time, dude. Wasn't everyone mad at Brett Farr that like he didn't take Aaron Rogers really under the wing like that? What are you like Aaron Roger? Listen, yes, they were. But also, Aaron Rogers has proved to be an interesting cat too, though.

Yeah. So it's just, listen, Malik Willis seems like an awesome kid. I bet you, ironically, these two get along great. I bet you Ryan Tanny Hill's already reached out to him and be like, bro, I didn't mean anything by like that at all. And the mentoring's probably going to happen whether Ryan wants it or not. It's going to happen organically. You also don't want to sound like a sucker up there. Like somebody just fucking, you want

to show people that your competitor. Had he said, yeah, I can't wait to mentor him, certain TV shows would be doing fucking pieces on not a winner. Not a winner. Like, you cannot win in today's society. And I'm just glad that Ryan Tennell said what he felt.

And anybody calling him a bad guy about that just doesn't know. or I disagree with. I'm sure there's a player or two out there complaining about it, but I bet you you're getting caught up in the slow news week. Willis, quarterback fit in your room? Yeah, I was wondering where you're going. Yeah.

I like Traylen Berks a lot. I like Robert Woods a lot. Like Derek Henry a lot. Yeah. That defense. They're still going to be good. That's good. I don't know where you're going with the Willis.

Yeah. Jokes. That's good Benadryl, bro. Speaking of, I'm coming out of it a little bit. Who are? Yeah, I'm coming out of it. I saw you perk up just now. Yeah, it could be good, could be bad,

but I'm coming out of it a little bit. Speaking of Tennessee sports, you see Taylor Luan's tweet the other day? Bad tweet, yeah, yeah. The hockey team was down 2-0 and the Predators. Breds. The Preds, they, you know, he's been at the game with the catfish and everything.

Yeah. You know, and all of us pro football players, we can get a little posery, like, rooting for your team. Explain it, explain it. Well, okay, so Taylor Luan, the Preds say 2-0-0. and that's their tweet, right? So he quote tweets it and says,

Nashville, hockey town, and the Preds are like, we're not winning, bro. Like, essentially the playoff game's on and you have no idea, right? And we can all be a little posery, bro. Like, I didn't watch the Blues much this year at all. Like, I kept up with where they were.

Right now they're in a series with the wild, bro. It's game two, I think tonight or tomorrow night. But it just goes to show, bro. Like, by the end of the playoffs, I'll be out there fucking, you know, Let's go blue. I'll be hashtagging my tweets. The note, like, we get into it.

We get excited. Taylor just missed the ball on this one. You got to know what's going on. And TBF 2-0. I think my team's up too. I do too, but the point is you better be watching the game if you're going to tweet about it. That's kind of how I try to operate. Now, I had a really bad tweet once.

I've told you about this one. I was in Las Vegas. It was 2015, right? and it was actually my birthday and I'd gotten pretty banged up this is back when I used to get drunk in Vegas which I did not do on this trip sort of

I had looked at the Virginia basketball game that was occurring the next day on my app and they were playing Michigan State this is the year after they lost the Michigan State deep in the tournament and I'm like I gotta wake up for this game and look oh look it's the games at noon like it's okay you know I'll be

I'll be up. That's 3 p.m. East Coast time. So the game turned out to be 9 a.m. Vegas time. I wake up, you know, when you open the blinds and you're, like, assessing how bad your headache is and, like, are you still drunk? It was like one of those. I'm still kind of drunk. I fumble for the TV, the remote control.

I find the game, and I turn it on. I'm like, I'm early. And I see that the Virginia Cavaliers are down, like, three points under a minute, and the possession's not going their way. They're going to lose this game. And I'm like, holy shit. I missed the whole Virginia basketball game.

So I'm scrambling trying to get something good out of this whole thing. But I think I went to go tweet Akeel Mitchell and tell him, hey, thanks for your service. Like, thanks for all you did. And I'm sorry, it's got to end this way. And in my half-drunk brain, what I didn't realize is that Akeel Mitchell was on a 2014 team as a senior. As a senior. So was not participating. I was tweeting, Daryan, I was trying to,

tweet Daryon Atkins. Yeah. And I tweeted Akiel Mitchell. And Darian Atkins was a big man. And it was his senior season. And I tweeted the big man from last year. And I even got a tweet back, I think, something along the lines of like, hey, bro, I appreciate it.

That's really nice of you to say a year later. So then him and I talked in the DMs and I felt really poorly about it. But that's kind of what happens. Like when you chase, like Taylor probably realized that he felt like an idiot because wasn't watching the Preds and he had to just overcompensate by tweeting something. That's what I was doing that morning drunkenly in my win, my win hotel room. I tweeted the wrong player. That's funny as hell.

When the Packers drafted Amari Rogers, there's a D in that Rogers as well. Yeah. And I tweeted, I did a created jersey on NFL shop.com that had A-A-A-period Rogers as if Aaron was going to have to wear that. And I just didn't complete the joke. It was smart in my head pictures. And I just, I couldn't execute it. Yeah.

And I still like it. And I left it up. When I have a dumb tweet, I usually deleted a couple days later, once some retweets have, you know, gotten above it. But when you think of it, and I still haven't completed the joke here years later, but the fact that they finally drafted a receiver, this was way back when, and he was going to have to alter the nameplate on the back of his jersey. well there's something funny in there to me

about that. Therein lies my bad tweet. Few and far between. Another time this had nothing to do with it. I can't even do. Hey, a dot. Rogers.

All right. Staying with the Tennessee sports news. You guys see the Dylan Brooks Flagrant Fowl 2 on Gary Payton the second? Not only did I see it, Matt. I was watching that live. I was watching a live.

too. Yeah, Steve Kerr said that Dylan Brooks broke the code. So I was wondering what you guys thought about that foul and then if there's any codes in any other sports. He definitely broke the code, bro. He definitely broke the code. I don't know what the code is, but he broke it. He almost broke fucking Gary Payton the second's

neck. He actually broke Gary Payton's the second's arm. Like, as soon as he landed out, they couldn't get the replay at first to show the arm. And I was like, man, I don't know if I want to see the arm, bro. The way you knew it. As soon as it happened, and they showed the replay. These guys are amazing athletes, man. You know, usually you can kind of, you know, as athletes

ourselves, all three of us, what, that we can intend to do things in like split seconds. And you know in your head, like sometimes you're like, I didn't mean to do that, but you definitely meant to do that. He meant to do that. Like, that's exactly what he meant to do. Because he's athletic enough to go take the ball up off him or try to actually block that, that layup. He just went to the side of this guy's neck, bro. And, you know, once he saw, I think, how serious the landing was, he felt kind of bad about it, but he set out.

He gave him like the courtesy. Well, I think what he realized is like, oh, I'm not supposed to help people up. Like, I want to be a 90s basketball player. That's what I set out to do. In my head, it was, let me crouch down for a split second so that I don't get a flagrant too. Then he's a total scumbag.

Sometimes on the field, you don't mean to do certain things and your anger gets, like, your frustration, your anger, you know, you get carried away and you do things you don't mean, and you realize it immediately. Sometimes you realize it in the air, like Draymond Green realized when he grabbed that guy's jersey, and he was like,

oh, this could be bad. Great athlete. His mind's racing. He can make split-second decisions. Dylan Brooks made that decision 20 paces ago, dude. So, like, he broke the guy's arm. You don't fuck with people's livelihoods. I think that would be the biggest code in football. Right?

Yeah. Like, there's plenty of dirty, shit you can do, but like if it's going to fuck with my livelihood, then we will probably see each other off. Yeah, I think it's just like unnecessary cutting in any football game. If you're purposely like not like in the trenches, if you're throwing at my legs, like there's a big issue. There is a big issue. But, you know, cuts are a big part of like getting people block now. So sometimes it's like how do you cut the person? And that's what I'm saying. We all know as players. we know what the line is.

What's breaking the code in real estate? Yeah, sure. So in a hot market like this, follow along. Places listed on Friday. They say showings through the weekend. We'll review offers on Monday. Then the property pops up as under contract on a Sunday.

Holler at the agent. Hey, I have an appointment here. My clients are saying that things under contract. Say, well, I can't. I got to listen to what my seller wants to do. Well, you advertise a Monday review of offers. Yeah. You're jumping the gun.

Yeah. Back in our day, we weren't setting deadlines. Money talks. Money talks. And then so just don't set the deadline. Tell your folks to go out and show it as soon as possible. Send us your best stuff. But to say, say, the doors are open until Monday, that's when we'll review 5 p.m.

And then you pull the rug out from everybody. That's a bad look. That's a Dylan Brooks. That'll make you some enemies in my game. That's a Dylan Brooks. Yes. Yeah. Thwhack up side of head.

I was with Will Blackman. We were with Will Blackman this weekend and he brought up a dirty hit from, I think it was like 16 years ago at this point. We were playing BC and Brad Butler took out Matthias King. I was going to not bring that up. It was so bad. It was terrible and I didn't see it until after, but like Will Blackman was like still mad about it and I get it.

When somebody does something like that to your teammate, you're fucking super mad. Like one time Lamarcus Joyner knocked Teddy Bridgewater's head like off his shoulders. in Minneapolis. It was one of the, the hardest hits I've ever seen. I was in street clothes. I was standing at the pylon and you know when you're in street clothes

for the first time of your career how violent you realize the game is, that hit was so fucking disturbing. But when I watched it on film, I was kind of like, and it's close. You know, I don't know. But then there's something like

the Brad Butler thing, which is just awful. So we've seen some dirty shit. And honestly, for the most part, NFL players, they follow the code. Like, I will say, this like you don't get a lot of too much code breaking there's some really scumbaggy o lineman but

we don't get a lot of high lows anymore not true high lows do you guys see the j jreddick comments on first take hell yeah hell yeah dude just fucking jj reddick clips are drugs to me dude i love this guy on tv yeah it was a good take a great take but not only that but like they put him in situations where i feel like the mad dog and like the mad dog and And like even Stephen A sometimes, I feel like are like, God damn it. Like he's great on TV, but he sure does tell the truth. Damn, this guy's making sense. Yeah, this guy's making too much sense.

It's kind of like one of the punching bag machines to tell you how hard you punched it. I feel like Mad Dog is like that the bag and JJ is somebody punching it. It's like, let's see how hard we can punch. You know what I mean? I like JJ's. I like JJ's face. I like JJ's face during like when Mad Dog's talking. You can just see JJ's face just boiling with anger until he like has to explode out with his point.

He's great. He's incredible. And for anybody that, I mean, I get the Duke thing. So I get when you, you don't think he'd be that fucking cool. But the guy is like the coolest. Somehow the coolest. So he's had an incredible like rebrand, you know, an athlete who isn't really who we thought he was. Do you got any other amazing sports rebrands?

Like I thought Kurt Schilling was pretty cool. Bloody Sock and all. And then that went south real quick. Oster Pistorius? Yeah. Did you say Oster? What other fuck his name? Oscar.

Oscar? Yeah, like the name. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. Let me say that again. Oscar Pistorius.

Yeah, that's a good one. The Jews. John Stockton. Carl Malone. I stand for Carl Malone for a long time. Malone, dude. Not anymore. Not anymore. I like to say he was the best power forward of all time.

I don't have that debate anymore. I was usually with Kingston. Anybody that we maybe didn't like in the past that now we do other than JJ? Did they not like Marchion at first? Didn't Marshaar? I feel like Marchon's brand has just like skyrocketing. Seattle, you know, obviously his play in Seattle, but also like he just was such a great fit there. Yeah.

And who was the, who was the dude from? But everybody has always loved more. From Boise. That knocked the, knock the dude out. Wasn't that your boy? Yeah. Garret Blunt.

Legarri. Leger. LG is a guy that I did not know what I would, like before I met LG. Like, I wasn't sure what I think of LG. Like, LG is like a fucking brother to me, dude.

I love LG. And honestly, yeah, well, the guy must have said something. Of all your friends that I've met, I like LG the most. Maybe he's so fucking cool.

You loved him. He's so, he was just, So fucking normal. He's so chill. I thought Richie Incognito might not have had chill. And I was right about that. No, but did you guys see that there's some NFL games taking place overseas next year?

No. Germany, let's go. So I did see that. I'm just kidding. Excuse me. It's actually this year, 2022. Are we going to get, what you go out, Chris? Are we going to get sponsors?

We're going to Mexico City, dude. Oh, we are? Well, so. I'm saying it right now. Which game do you most want to go to? I want to go to, in Mexico City, we got the 49ers versus the Cardinals. In Germany, we got the Seahawks. We just want to go to Mexico City and see an American football game.

I'd like to go to London for the entire month of October. See all three of those bad boys. No, we should go to London. And on non- Sundays, we'll head out to the countryside, Dover, perhaps. What about you, Nate? Hey, I just left Europe. So I would have to say, I am cool. flex i just laugh i am cool with going back i am i am cool with going back for sure yeah um

but i think to what taylor still with taylor saying to go to munich in november which is maybe like well actually we thought october fest yeah i screwed that i thought it was in october fest okay so not that but everybody's just hung over Nobody feels like drinking drink. Yeah, that would be my only... You're late for October Fest by two weeks. That would be my only thing about going to Germany. I just don't know how cold it would be.

And I don't know about dealing with cold in a different country. You're really, yeah. Like, you're studying the climate and everything. So, Mexico City might be the best. Here's my answer. Mexico City, dude. I want to go down there. And we probably could get the best bank for our buck down there.

Think about like a Mexico City Airbnb. Oh, you're talking about something else. Whoa. Ah, damn, dude. I was like, wow, dude. He was talking to me earlier about that. I'm talking about like for our stay and accommodations, bro. Gotcha.

We're trying to get sponsors to send us here. Yeah, got you. Don't scare them away. I'd have to say Mexico City too. But dog, there are cartels. There are cartels, but me. Lalo Salamanca lives. Me and the cartels have a super good understanding.

that I'm afraid of them and killing me would be bad for business and that's our understanding it's awesome high of 46 on average in November in Munich yeah so that's not if they move that game just two three weeks earlier so it's happening during October fest in the capital city of like where october fest started that's a big missed a huge miss Taylor yeah go be the commissioner they're three london slide of London yeah yeah move one of the londons to november put the munich game with Tom Brady and during October Fest. Like that's a party. See how they couldn't get two good

teams to agree to go out there at any point to go to Europe? Like it's got to be like a good team and a not so good team. You see that? I mean, Saints and maybe Niners cards. I know, but they're going to Mexico City. Oh, my bad. Broncos and the Jaguars both suck. Oh, God damn, dude. He's not in the building to defend his Broncos.

That's not true anymore. Yeah, I will say though, for for all those gamblers in this room right now, you might want to look at Tampa Bay in that game. Tom Brady's 3-0 when he plays overseas with 10 touchdowns and over 900 yards in all three of those games combined. And they've blown out every single opponent. And you could probably get them right now at like minus 2.20.

Minutes eight and a half is the favor right now. I believe it. Yeah, I'm hammering that because guess what? motherfucker I was there for one of them and they he did just like he had like a blow torch I think that when he was like 308 and four touchdowns or something we scored the first touchdown

of the game uh Chris Givens like a bomb from Sammy yeah yeah and we were fucking high-fiving and like wide-eyed I don't know what's happening but I can't believe it we're going to beat the Patriots on the sideline they beat us 44 to 7

okay it was quick game the entire time dude. Oh, Gronk was deleting our defensive backs. Awesome. We gotta get Makes out and you all stick around for some fun on the back off. No question. Make Love is love. Love is love, bro. Are you okay to operate a motor vehicle? Yeah, actually somebody about 90 minutes ago, maybe two hours said maybe you shouldn't be driving and I said I'm not driving. I'm walking, but I shouldn't even be walking. Yeah, probably not. These are some heavy legs but not congested not sneezing so but fuck it indeed chris yeah be well take care if you're in arizona colorado indiana new jersey new york michigan tennessee or virginia and you haven't tried the win bet app yet i got great news for you win bet is now offering two hundred dollars in free bets

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and Virginia, call 1-800-Gambler. And in Michigan, 1-800-2-7-1-17. Tennessee, y'all 2. 1-8009-9-9-7-8-9. All right, so I know for you all at home it's probably May the 6th, or maybe you're coming back a year from now to watch this,

or to listen to it, excuse me. But today for us is May the 4th. Maybe they found it in a time capsule. May the 4th of the Star Wars holiday, like May the 4th be with you? You get that? I do. Yeah. But I don't think Nate, is either one of you or Chris, are you guys big Star Wars fans?

I like Star Wars, but not to the point that I've watched it within the last 15 years in any capacity other than like scenes. Sweet. So Taylor and I put together a little character slideshow for you. We're going to alternate. It'll be Nate's up first, then Chris. We'll see how many of these guys or gals you can get. Now, I did see the new Star Wars. But I remember nothing about them.

So my mom is a big Star Wars fan. I remember on the VHS, it was like the trilogy, right? It's like three things. And I remember us having those. And there was probably one of the three that we used to watch a lot more than the other ones. So I know I've watched it. I can help, maybe. Empire Strikes Back maybe.

Yeah, maybe. That's the good one. That's the young. Was there snow? Anakin and all that. No, no, no. you're talking about maybe watching like a new joint you're thinking of maybe episode one have you never seen the 80s uh star wars i think i have like i don't remember him was he was he

when i was younger i remember this it was star wars and godfather i'm gonna kick your ass in this all right uh these some of these are pretty difficult some of them are little easier Nate you're up first oh Darth Vader i got this all right bonus point what is darts Vader's real name. Oh, fuck. Either one of you. Luke Sr. Hold on.

He is Luke's father. You don't know. Might give you a hint on his last name. When he says it all no, dude. No, you won't, bro. Cut it out. Anakin Skywalker. Huh? All right, Chris, you're up.

Oh, that was Anakin. See, I just said it. I just said it before. Exactly, dude. Like, it's all in these fucking people are inbred, dude. These Star Wars people, they're all related to each other. All right, so we got the two most famous droids in Star Wars history on the screen.

Can you name them, Chris? Yeah, R2D2 and C3PO. Bing, Bing, Bing. Yeah. All right, Nate, who's this gentleman that's shrouded in his cape? Come on. Come on. It looks to be very old.

It looked like me, day three of Vegas sitting in my black hoodie in the Blue Wire Studio under that light. You guys can't be showing deep cut characters from, from. This is not a deep cut. This is like the fucking, this is the guy, dude. I don't know who this is. This is the evil emperor. That's right. Emperor Palpatine.

You know his name. Palpatine, sure. Pretty close. We're going to be loose with it, Nate. It's all right. Oh, black guy. Come on. This is you.

It's your turn. Yes. Yes. You don't know the only black guy in Star Wars? Again, it's like all these names. There's a lot of black dudes in Star Wars. Yeah, it's not the only one. This is, uh, this is, uh, this is, no.

Oh, can you stop putting pressure on me? Can you like give me, wait, like, give me five seconds here. I'm going to sit back and I'm going to get this guy's name. So this actor is Billy D. Williams. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Billy D. Williams, mostly known for the Colt 45 billboards in my book. Can I have like an initial?

L.C. Oh, Lando Cyresian or something. Yeah, close enough. Lando Calrissian. We got there. Nate, you know who this bounty hunter is? I know you got Disney Plus, man. He's got his own show on Disney.

Oh, fuck. What? Yeah, you know that new Disney show? Stormtroopers? No, everybody talks about it, dude. It's, hold on, we're going to get there as a team here, okay? On Disney Plus? Yeah, there's this fucking new show.

People talk about it all the time. People act like they're big Star Wars fans when I know some of them really aren't. He was a character in return up to Jedi as well. It's Boba Fett. Bam, nice job. Oh, I know, but what's the name of the show? That's what I can't think of. I think it's the book of Boba Fett.

Is it? Oh, okay. Yeah, nice Paul. And there another, oh, Java, the, Java, the Fogah, the Hot. Yeah. Instantly recognizable. All right, this is a tough one.

Either one of you can take this one, I feel like. That's, uh, I see, I saw the movie with this character in it. In fact, I saw this movie. Lana Rhodes? Come on. Wait, who? Yeah, I don't know who that is, Nate. I'm sorry.

You're all going to hell. Hellgoers. This is Ray. This is another jump with the braids. Ray, yes, Ray. All right. That's Samuel Jackson. No doubt about it.

That is definitely Samuel Jackson. I don't know his character. Oh, you don't? Do you? That's not good. I don't think you do either. No, I want to let you do it. I didn't claim to be good at this.

I don't know. I'm not that good at Star Wars, I guess. That's Mesa Windu, Jedi Master. Winded. So that's the Sith Lord. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So we're looking at the guy with the super long lightsaber and the horny head from episode one.

Horny head. Horny head. Super long lightsaber. Double-edged. Kind of chewed. That's Darth Marth. Darth Mall. Dark Mall.

From episode two. Oh. I think this is our last one. We've got somebody that looks like a queen. This is Natalie Portman. Yep, it is Natalie Portman. That was all I had for you. Padmei.

Memoirs of a geisha. Oh, last one. Oh, it's a trap. Jar Jar Jar Banks? No, they looks a little like Jar Jar Jar. It's an admiral. Oh, Admiral. Admiral, Admiral Ackbar.

Very, very, like, deep cut right there. How many beers? Akbar. It would have to be a comatose. You're sick. Oh, my God. You're so funny. There's a YouTube that's viral.

That's a guy that... He does what you call it. Every single Pokemon, would you smash? No, I haven't seen that. Like he does like a thousand. How did you get there, dude? Like it just... How did you get there?

Bro, it was on... Honestly, it just came up in my feed. And it's something that came on. And once I started watching it, watching it, the dude, it's just funny. It's just a funny, funny, funny bit. I'll look it up. Oh.

Did you guys see what happened at Dave Chappelle's show last night? Who? So I saw the aftermath. I kind of saw the guy try to form tackle Dave. but then I also saw the back end of that was a like a like a like an action figure could kid and bend their arm that way like you know the action figures that you'd have them all like this the guy was a GI Joe getting wheeled out of that motherfucker and he was looking right in the camera as if to say like don't do this because the thing the worst thing about the

Will Smith thing, and I'm not landing on either side of this because I know comedians are very serious about this for this reason because there's copycat crimes. Will Smith gave the idea that you could get up there and fucking touch a comedian violently and nothing happens to you.

I don't know what some of these people are thinking, but you even see at like rap shows or whatever, like guys who try to run on stage, it's not going to end well for you. Rappers too, obviously. Yeah, like it's not going to end well for you in The people who try, I think that's maybe like part of the thrill.

Like I know I'm going to get this shit kicked out of me because that's the only thing I can think of at this point now that like some people, they like that thrill. It's like I feel like it's like jumping into a mosh pit. You jump into a mosh pit. You know you have a chance. Hey, I might get my teeth knocked out. Yeah. Well, this is more dangerous than a mosh pit.

I think I definitely think so. But before seeing that and before seeing the actual visual of a person, like, hey, this is the aftermath i don't think people would think that i'm not impressed if you're mad about the chickens i'm not impressed until you fucking protest at a dave chappelle concert if you're really mad about those chickens and what that timberwell's owner's doing to them go get beat up by dave shepel security or i don't believe you that's that's the new litmus test for if you care if you rsbped to that invitation some loyal listeners sent you no i didn't I didn't. So, you know, I always say this, like, a lot of people invite me to their weddings. Did you know that?

I didn't know that. Can I start sending Nate? Right? It depends on the wedding. It depends on where it's at. I might show up. I might pop out. So, I think me and my girl are a good wedding guest. I've been invited to a lot. I like how you just got the plus one out of it. There we go. You know, you're a good man. I get a lot of wedding invites in my DMs and some of them are very serious

and they're like, hey, if you want to join my wedding in Napa Valley, no, actually, they're never that cool. If you want to come to my wedding in like Ames, Iowa, you know, the third week in July, I know you have a family and a life, but like, if you do, I need your RSVP in a month. I'm like, holy shit, man.

This is a totally unrealistic gas. This is like a make-a-wish fact. foundation thing, but you're not sick, you're getting married. So I'm not going to be coming to your wedding and I'm certainly not going to be RSVPing on time. I don't do that for my friends, dude. So anyways, somebody sent me a wedding invite recently and I think it was a total joke, right? That's what we're. Yeah, I think the fact that they're getting married actually this weekend in Des Moines, Iowa is not a joke, but the invitation to you, I think was inside of it. They're really in Iowa, huh? Yep, yep. I just was, I've been, Ames has been catching strays. Iowa, Iowa,

a wedding might be fire. I might actually make that wedding. You know, but honestly, though, I'm not coming to the wedding. I don't even like coming to my friend's wedding sometimes. Half of those things end in divorces. More than half. More than half of those things end in divorces.

There's more than a half of a chance that find commercial through three connections to get to Des Moines, Iowa. No offense. It's going to be in vain, right? Probably. But I wish you well. I'm not saying it's going to happen to you, but I'm saying it could happen. And I certainly don't want to be at a wedding,

but I definitely don't want to be at a wedding that ended up for not. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I do. No, maybe like another life if I didn't have a family or like, yeah, I'd like to go to some weddings, some random weddings, just fucking just mix it up. But no, I got a life, man. Nate, you were talking to me earlier about how like people online are getting hacked on Twitter and people are like trying to sling PS5s from like verified accounts. What's going on?

I love that. I'm guessing that's the new scam or the new old scam that's going around. Was it easy's before or something? Well, it's more. It's more the type of account you have. And I'm guessing that for sporting accounts, that sporting fans are stupid enough to bite. on a cheap PS5 or whatever because you see it happen often like whatever the scammers do to fish in your DMs for you to click something my thing is I don't ever click links ever out of a DMs yeah hey you see the account these accounts with a million followers and half a million followers to get compromised and you would think hey you guys will probably be a little bit more cautious about clicking like random random links or something that can compromise their page People send their social security numbers to African princes all the time.

No, they do. Over the phone. You know how I know? Because motherfuckers are calling people and asking for social security numbers under the guise of being royalty and another. Like, they're doing it because people do it. Like, inevitably, you get somebody who's fucking dumb enough to. If you ever get bored, look up scammer revolt on YouTube. What is that?

And it's a guy that literally he. scams the scammers. He finds the numbers and the places that the people call and they scam. Oh, I love that. Yeah, and they do, like, you know how they check? Like, he intercepts when they're calling, like, older people and he'll get on the line and, like, fine

and trace down these people, be like, hey, don't send this money, because there's there's scammers out there that are getting older, like, taking advantage of older people, with older people putting, like, three to like $10,000 like in books and shipping it off to people. And you know who I'd like to

see get a taste of their own medicine? Who's that? Toe truck drivers. I would love to tow the fuck out of every tow truck driver's car right now. Yo, I stay in the fine line with tow. Toe truck drivers are one of those things where... I know you're doing your job. Exactly.

As bad as I want to be... Some of them just do it. Some of you put a little bit extra chip on the dip. Yes. A dip on the chip. Yes. Yes. I agree with that.

Some of them, they know the power of their job. And the way they go about it is just a cringy, hey, I just want to want to I just want to tow your car or I want to like take the wheels off your car I want to do something where it hurts you what do you think the coach should be if I'm if I'm in line of sight of my car and he's and it hasn't the hook hasn't gone under my oh you got to pay that you got but I mean I think in life there should be a they should let you go if they see you if you can take a picture of the tow truck driver before the thing gets on your truck you should be able to under the what is that not?

a good law. I think that's... No, I like that. But like, if you're in a violation, you still got to kind of like pay for the violation. Like, that's the whole point of it. It's like, hey, like, hey, I can be a dick and just pull off. That's what parking tickets are for. Yeah. Yeah. The point of the point of a tow truck driver is to enforce the law in that parking lot so that, you know, fucking harvest bread company, by the way, great cookies. Uh, there's, if there's too many people in that parking lot like they get me out of there so you can get their business people in there or their employees in there so the point is that if i see the tow truck driver hey hey fuck i'm coming man fuck so listen you're not you're you're you're you're just being punitive which doesn't work

i'm still gonna now i'm gonna be in a pissing contest with great harvest bread company well i'm gonna sit in my truck all the way reclined fucking like windows tinted all day until the tow truck driver comes and when he tries to hook me up i'm gonna rub the fuck in my engine sorry. Their attitudes are the worst, too, man. So I got towed out here one morning, and I go over to the tow truck place. I'm pissed as hell that they told me. And there's no one there after I called.

And they're like, yeah, come by, pick up your car, get there. No one's there. I call again. She's like, the driver's on the way. He'll be there in 10 minutes. So 25 minutes or 23 minutes goes by. I call again. I'm like, hey, I just call a little bit ago.

You know, the whole thing. And, you know, I'm like wondering where the guy is. She said to be here in 10 minutes. It's been 25 minutes. And the lady's like, it hasn't been 25 minutes. And I was like, okay, sorry, it's been 23. And she said exactly and hung up on me. Yo, there's not a lot of like bedside manner going on in the tow truck industry.

Dude, there was one time I got towed in college. I'll make it short. Basically, they evaded me all day. I knew my truck was towed when I woke up in the morning. So I'm calling all seven tow truck places around Charlestville. It's not here. It's not here. It's not here.

6.01 p.m. Coilers? 6.01 p.m. Oh, just showed up on the lot after hours fee. Or no, I don't know, you know, like, you know, whatever it was. So they tried to tax you for being late, but they put you off all day so you don't call them until after six.

You say, yeah, it's here. So me and one of my teammates go down there and decide to lean on them a little bit. Just put a little, throw a little weight around. Do they work? No, because they called the police. I think police, dude. I thought you were tow truck drivers. I thought you were tough.

You called the police, dude. Yeah, we went down there. Who'd you bring with you, if you don't mind me? Redacted. Redacted. Are tow truck drivers the hockey players of that kind of like job workplace? Totally tow truck drivers are the hockey players of that fucking industry, dude. I parked in the garage nearby and they've had this sign up for like a month saying,

have you seen this person with a picture of a guy just like lifting the barrier so that he can go through without pain? What I want to know is like, who's ratting on this guy? Yeah, nobody's ratting on that guy. What a fucking hero. It's kind of like if you have a, if you know how, wait. And I've been stuck behind that thing for 25 fucking minutes trying to call them. What garage? It's not you.

It's not you. It's not me, but it's just funny. He's holding it up and like how is he getting out? It's just like he's messing up the like the. Yeah, you just like pushed the bar up until his car could go through. Probably because the fucking parking garage sucks and sometimes won't read your ticket and he was pissed off and needed to leave. Yeah, but he's the criminal. Yeah.

Not the parking garage that has enough money to fix the fucking. I have a quick, I have a quick, like, story like that. I try to, I try to get over on, um, at, wait, Reagan Airport. Yeah. Like, I just had to leave my car there for five days. By the way, it's so expensive to your car up there. It's like $25 a night, which is a lot of money. So, like, I was gone for like, total of $150.

So my thing is, when I get in there, I'm like, oh, what, Motherfuckers are always late to the airport though. That's how that industry thrives. There's not enough time to wait for an Uber. It doesn't matter. I will pay $200. Exactly. Like I got to,

I got to park in this parking garage. Exactly. So when I get back and I'm thinking, just like you're thinking, like, yo, I definitely could have parked at the hotel down the street for fucking $10 a day. Like I definitely could have did that. So I'm like, yo, what if I tell the people I lost my ticket? Maybe they won't know how many days. That's not the case, dude.

And so I go to the thing And I'm like, hey, I lost my ticket I was here like four days And the thing goes up to do 150 bucks The whole way up You were sweating They knew exactly

They knew exactly what time you pulled in there Like it doesn't matter Like you're paying this fee It's an airport, bro It's not Chuckie cheese Like people Like the terrorists go to airports man I guess they know when you came and when you went absolutely but oh I don't ever don't

never think you got a moment in private in an airport you don't we need to get a green light we need to get a parking garage that's fucking money that's the next on what the hell list yeah that'll be five million dollars your favorite game's back how long is this 15 inches it's 15 inches on the nose look at that unbelievable you're out of be as good at anything as you are at this we've all got that oddly specific thing that we're good at, but no one's great at everything. Fiverr connects you to best in class freelancers with experience in hundreds of digital specialties and every skill imaginable to help you with any project, from data wizards that can turn spreadsheets into insights to voice actors that can bring scripts to life and everything in between. Here at Greenlight, Fiverr has been

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Again, it's fiverr.com. Code greenlight. So are you back to being the hydrated king? I sort of am. How well do you know water? I know water really well. We're going to do our water taste test, right? Yeah.

So what I got is some secretive waters labeled so that you don't know what water it is i'll give it to you guys and then you review it i know you i didn't get the best water in the world though we we'll see i know maybe maybe they did from the donald you know that from the donald you know his brand like he has like three the top waters i think no he's not the hydrantic king bro no it is and you know why because he stocks all his hotel rooms with them so that counts as sales like every time someone buys the hotel room that's account as water sales because it's in there all right so So this is A. So this is water number one, yeah?

Water A. It has a smell. Hmm. Mm-mm. I was thirsty. I didn't know it. Damn, that tastes like water. Yeah.

It's not that wet, though. It's not that wet. Oh, that tastes like water. It's a little bit more on the crisp side. I like this water. I really like this water here. No, this water tastes like, um, like Danin. Like Danin.

Like a yogurt? Yeah, like like a cheap, cheap plastic. I don't know. I like this one. Not a strong plastic bottle, like. You guys want to know what it is? Sure. Deer Park.

See? Dog, deer park is pretty decent for a mid-water. This is the cheapest one I could find. See, cheap plastic bottle. The bottle's like, not bad. That deer park's pretty good. But I was thirsty.

That was, that was the dog. That was the dog. Guarantee love. Does your dog like plastic bottles? My dog doesn't do BPAs, bro. He doesn't do what? BPAs. BPAs.

Yeah. What does that mean? I don't know. Okay. Is that something dog people say? No, BPAs are like plastics, harmful plastics. Oh, so you guys don't do that? But he doesn't like chase him or grab them ever?

What? Plastic. Oh, yeah, I guess so. I guess so. For whatever reason. Motherfucker knows the rules. Okay, this is Water B. Oh, this is Millie.

milky water. Probably more expensive. No. I mean, this water is heavy. Like this could be it's definitely not the devil's water, Aquafina. That's what I was going to guess

what it was because it doesn't taste like... I don't think it's Aquafina, brother. I think that's Avion. Uh-uh. You got a guess name? It's not Evian. It's not Evian. But it's fucking not bad. Fiji.

Smart one. Smart water. See that stuff's you you could taste the expensive water there. Yeah, I guess so. It was it was milky. I don't think Fiji's milky. Is it like the most expensive? Already I see that there's a bubbles. Yeah, which means the cups are dirty. Does it? That's what they say. No, or it's the water. These are new cups. Oh, this water's hip. The hip water. all the cool kids are drinking this water god damn it tastes like the other waters so left in the pool we've already had smart water and we've had deer park yeah so we'll see if you can guess some of the ones remaining we've got in no particular order aquafina icelandic liquid death evion and desani oh this is either um this might be desani bro no i was good well maybe no no no i was Well, maybe, no, no. I think DeSani, like, that cloudy taste that you're talking about,

I think DeSani has that a lot, and I haven't tasted that. So I think this is Evian. Oh, it's not Evian. You say you don't think it is? I don't think so. I don't think it's Evian at all. I think so. I might need to clean my...

It's not Desani either. I think, yeah, Desani... I think Desani is probably, like... I wish I had another sip of it. It should have stuck with your instinct. It is Desaunty. Fawkes, dude. Oh, really?

Often shit upon water. Yeah, no, it's not so bad. Like, I mean, all water's good right now. Damn. Face two, uh, dog walkers. Maybe I haven't had this on a long time. Okay. So we have left Icelandic, liquid death, Evian, Aquafina.

I don't know. Maybe this is Evian. I've never had... This is Evian. This came from the fucking Swiss Alps right here. 100% right. That thing just like it, it's like a wet, a wet pillow going down the gullet. Like a melting.

Every hour doesn't taste good. Thousand thread count down comforter for my, though. Do you like that? What's your water or choice like on everyday basis? Liquid death. Like are you like, is that really your choice? I like liquid death. Yeah, I really do.

Is it something about the can? Honestly, part of it is not doing the plastic. I mean, like, that's kind of why I started drinking liquid death. but, you know. So you wouldn't drink it if it's in the plastic? I don't think I'd be drinking as much, no. You got a guess for water E? Because it has bubbles.

Bullshit. Icelandic. This is that bullshit. Icelandic. This is that dog shit water. This is that water. Well, it's either liquid death, aquafina, or Icelandic. Icelandic, because I've never had it before.

I'm playing this up because I think, for some reason, I could be wrong here. And I might be. but this is the water that they siphon out of a dog's turd they squeeze that turd down to ultra fine liquid form and they

take the brownish color out and they put it in a bottle of aquafina yeah this is aqua fina this is aqua fina some shitty ass water this is aqua fina I'll still drink it because I'm a hydrated king it's dog poop extract the hydrated king yeah all right let's see this is Icelandic or my favorite water no some of these waters really have bubbles in it we'll see if you can identify your favorite water here ld can i taste

the other yep now that we're down to two that should looks this looks murky well it's hard for me to taste the water oh my god look it's hard to tell these waters are both elite I think the first one is liquid death and the last one is Iceland. I think it's the other way around. I think it goes Icelandic, then liquid death. Nectar of the gods is G. It stands for God. This is God's water.

This is liquid death until death do us part. That's why you're the hydrated king and liquid death. If you're listening, we would like you as a sponsor. I just guessed your water, dude. In Aquafina, I'm sorry. Okay, Taylor. Any last words? before we call you to lament the Jaguars in September.

I know what he could do. What can he do? Can he choose hello and layup line today? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck yeah. Troll him, please pick a Kanye song, bro. Please pick a Kanye song for Hello and Leo. Troll who?

You, because you don't like Kanye. I do like Kanye. I like a lot of Kanye's early music. Please pick a Kanye. I want the old Kanye. Yeah, that's me. Hello. Panama City, Florida.

Ah. Home town of yours truly. I have to give a shout out. Hometown shout out. Beautiful beaches. Best spring break location in the world. Did you, hey, this is true. Dag Prescott got punched in the face that?

I don't know, but that's where I saw my first pair of ass cheeks when I was in like elementary school, dude. In your hometown. Because my mom, my mom forgot that it was. spring break and she's like oh like this is a great time to take the kids down to the beach oh yeah forgot it was spring break we get out of the car first thing i see i remember i was in third grade turn around there's this girl just like topless and a thong dancing on top of a jeep and i was on top of a jeep yeah like on the hood of a jeep basically you you were supposed to go to

the playground you went to like a two short video and uh that's the risk of like raising kids my mom my mom grabbed up what's that uh you know that they have those big stores or you can buy like the like all the like the beach gear like bookie board sheep she grabbed us so fast and was like what do you want what do you want what do you pick anything that's so fucking quit looking around yeah yeah i'll take the whole store can you go inside and purchase the items i'll be out here yeah but honestly that's that's a that makes sense to see your first like pair of butt cheeks in your hometown yeah you know that's so good though all right panama city and then give us a layup line today we're gonna go uh we're gonna go ballot of the base by big crit this ain't no factor

of shit i blow your back in it be might put a club in his hole don't know how to act in his will i'm pressing buttons i'm diamond fisted i'm brain those gloves no it's crit though right that's your guy right oh tech nine is my dude that's my dude that's my dude our guy loves you so like come on the show sometime you know this uh the whole i mean the layup line's like uh we got to get hype for the podcast. Yeah, exactly, dude. Ballad of the bass, that's a hype song. Sweet. All right, so on that note, Taylor's sending us home

and we appreciate Taylor. Your games, whistle, but he didn't get eliminated from the playoffs like the Jaguars did last year when we blew the whistle. Appreciate you, Taylor. Love you. Appreciate you.