Green Light with Chris Long - Joe Burrow & Bengals To Cover + Jags Over Colts | Backdoor Cover with Stanford Steve
Episode Date: December 6, 2025NFL Week 14 Best Bets! Chris, Stanford Steve and Macon draft their favorite picks for Week 14 in the NFL, discuss the College Football Playoffs and talk the New England Patriots potential during the N...FL playoffs. Chris and Macon go head-to-head with the Bengals and Bills to cover and the fellas love themselves some unders - Minnesota-Washington, Tennessee-Cleveland and Pittsburgh-Baltimore. Macon picks another kicker to go over their kicking total and Stanford Steve LOVES the Jaguars to cover against the Colts! (00:00) - CFB Playoffs (10:44) - New England Patriots (16:20) - NFL Week 14 Best Bets Chris: Houston +3.5, Cincinnati +5.5, Minnesota -1.5, Cleveland-Tennessee under 33.5, Seattle under 26.5 team total Stanford Steve: Jacksonville +1.5, Miami -2.5, Pittsburgh-Baltimore under 42.5, Arizona under 19.5 team total, Washington-Minnesota under 42 Macon: Buffalo -5.5, NYJ +3.5, Green Bay -6.5, Kansas City-Houston under 41.5, Chase McLaughlin over 1.5 field goals made HELLO, Locals! Green Light is hosted by Chris Long and is joined weekly by Beau Allen, Nate 'Dr. Fax' Collins, Macon Gunter, Stanford Steve + many more athletes and celebrity guests. Subscribe to get in-depth analysis, instant reactions and team highlights | Presented by BetMGM Have some interesting takes, some codebreaks or just want to talk to the Green Light Crew? We want to hear from you. Call into the Green Light Hotline and give us your hottest takes, your biggest gripes and general thoughts. Day and night, this hotline is open. Green Light Hotline: (202) 991-0723 Listen to the Full Episode and check out all our content: https://greenlightpodcast.org/ #nfl #football #nflweek13 #camward #michigan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I'll take two dogs, Houston.
And I'll take...
No, no, no.
Cincinnati.
Oh, okay.
If Kansas City blows Houston out, I'll eat my hat with some barbecues all.
That was a terrible decision, and that's why I am taking the unver.
Oh.
If ever you get confused, just look at the board and you can see where we're...
Yeah, well, what are you doing?
What's just picked and then it's his turn.
I've been staying Calves for the last 90 seconds, trying to get this pick off, all right?
You know how your bid is taking forever?
Mine is not knowing the order.
So like respect the bit, but make the pick.
Steve, what's your middle name?
Miguel.
For real?
There's no way.
Yeah.
I don't believe you.
Where's your birth certificate?
Grab that.
I got my license.
Where's it?
Como estas?
Migo.
What?
Damn, you might be.
No, what?
Yeah, well, just.
Zoom in.
Zoom in.
We won't take your like all the important information.
No,
but you,
you're full of it.
Your name's not Stephen Miguel.
Your middle name is Miguel.
Miguel.
Explain.
My great uncle was Miguel.
That was his name?
Yeah.
Just happened to be Irish guy named Miguel or?
Yeah.
Steve.
On your mom's side or your dad's side?
He was eating.
Everybody else was eating.
potatoes. He was eating Papa's fritos.
You guys are mean.
No. Well, I mean, it's a sick name.
It's just my middle
name's um,
Ichiro, dude. I don't know.
Like, you wouldn't believe me.
Yeah, my dad's brother, he was from
mainland Japan.
It just doesn't add up.
No, it's, uh, it's Michael, but I
say Miguel for every kind of order possible.
That's just ridiculous. This guy sucks.
This guy sucks.
This guy is just...
Any kind of restaurant is Miguel.
What's your name?
Miguel.
That's my name.
Can't do it on DoorDash or Uber Eats, though.
Sucky, Steve.
Vamos.
Let's do the show, Steve.
Vamos.
Good to see you guys this week.
Congrats on the trip to Charlotte Saturday.
I can't go.
Why?
I have to go to a wedding.
How about that?
How about them apples?
You have to.
go? I got to go to a wedding. I want to go to a wedding.
Okay.
Steve. It's for somebody I like.
Huh? Are they UVA grads? They are UVA grads, which makes it crazy. But that makes a lot of sense because no UVA grad would think we'd be playing in a game like this.
But you have to change and go TVs at the bar for a wedding.
I think they might be bringing TVs into the reception, which you have to.
You have to. Right? You have to.
Yeah.
I agree.
Is Macon going to the wedding?
No.
I'm not going to the wedding.
Are you going to Charlotte?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Driving?
Yeah, bud.
Are you going to, where you're going with?
In the van?
In the van?
No, no, no, no, no.
It's a vehicle situation because you have struggled.
You're going with your replacement friends?
In that department.
Yeah.
You definitely are.
He only goes to Virginia stuff with, like, other dudes that wear buttons on their shirt.
Other dudes who actually go to Virginia games.
His old study groups.
We got it.
Yeah.
I go to Virginia games with other guys to go to Virginia games.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're doing the double dip, Steve.
Who's Dayton Flyers at noon at the Spectrum Center?
Who's Duke Blue Devils 8 p.m. Bank of America Stadium.
Oh, wow.
Double dip in Charlotte.
Some hardwood and some fescue.
That's right. That's right.
Prepared for every outcome, all right?
It could go well.
3627.
37, 28.
Could go poorly.
but we're the men in the arena, you know?
If it goes poorly, I guess I don't have to cross Oxford off my bucket list.
Right.
Or college station.
Wait, college station's involved?
Yeah, man.
Oh, whoa.
What's the most likely?
I'll go see Billy.
Let's go see Billy.
Bring it down.
Yo, being Billy, we're talking about it.
Let's go.
You should see the houses he can put you up and down there.
You ain't leaving.
Damn, okay.
I'm going to, I'm like just going to down to the house station,
if you want golf course life, they got it all in college station.
Okay.
I don't mean to, you don't really have FOMO.
You're not really a FOMO type.
But it is.
I do not for this though because I'm hoping there's more.
I am too.
But because there may not be more and because there could be more,
I think it's the biggest game in program history.
That's interesting.
You know, it does feel like a different, like in the NIL era,
now that we actually are paying and playing,
it feels different.
It doesn't feel as like magical?
No doubt about it.
It feels like, you know, more like,
okay, good, we're fucking doing the thing we're supposed to do.
For sure.
But because there's a ring on the line, a banner, you know?
Yeah.
Flags fly forever.
Yeah.
I think it's the most meaningful.
We claim, rightfully so,
co-championships in 89 and 95,
but this would be the first outright ACC title.
Which is one.
wild.
Which is wild.
And then we can explain to the kids, oh, no, there were only 12 teams in the
playoff for a three-year window.
Mono League football, man.
It's hard to follow.
Who should be, hey, Steve, who's getting job the most?
Is, is, is BYU getting jobbed?
I don't think so.
And I heard Robert Griffin, the 3rd was like, hey, they're persecuting Christians.
Notre Dame.
And to that, I would say Notre Dame is in the playoff.
They're not.
Correct.
Aren't they going to go to the
playoff, you think?
Yeah.
Yeah, they go to the playoffs.
They're not going to not put
Notre Dame in the playoff.
Well, Catholics, Catholics are
loosely Christian, right?
I think.
What about Puritans,
like James Madison?
Friday night.
Who do you all play Friday night?
Troy Trojans.
One guy.
They got to beat one guy, Troy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you got to watch out for him.
And what time's that game?
I think seven.
They don't know.
These guys don't know.
These fake-ass fans don't know.
I think so.
I don't even need to watch.
Are you all going to the game?
You all going to the game?
No, it's already sold out.
I'm not.
Why don't we go to the game on Friday?
I can probably get us some tickets.
Yeah, because Saturday I got to go to a fucking wedding.
I got offered tickets.
I said, are you kidding?
Yeah.
I can get us all media passes.
I'm going to go on a fight.
You know what?
No, thank you.
You are playing Troy and it is JMU.
I might just show up in a giant condom because you do have to watch yourself out there.
You guys have the most stids in the nation.
Seriously, it kind of works.
You guys are playing Troy.
Yeah, no, it does.
It heads up.
Easy access right off the highway.
Ah, I got them.
A lot of easy access.
Probably watch it from the highway.
Well, Steve knows because he's been there.
He hasn't been there.
Damn right.
He actually has.
Let's watch it.
You fuck you.
Let's do it.
Let's go and watch it.
Makin, let's go watch it.
No, thank you.
Okay.
No, he can't.
Yeah, right.
What if I wear an Oxford?
Would you go with me?
Nah, man.
I got to save all my energy for the hooves.
Yeah.
Pulling out at 0600.
Because they're going to possibly be there.
Are you going to come to the playoff?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, no doubt.
That's what we're talking about.
So are we going to drive together?
We're driving?
Yeah, 11 hours to Oxford.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Is it?
All right.
That's not too bad.
Get in my RV?
No, it's not.
I'm doing five.
I drive really.
really safe in that RV.
It'll be fine.
We'd also fly to Memphis and then drive like...
How long is the Memphis?
90. 90 minutes.
But to fly to Memphis, you've got to connect.
No.
Oh, from where you guys are.
Yeah, we live in the middle of nowhere.
Yeah, we just have a lot of people here, but it's still the middle of nowhere.
Okay.
Speaking of flights and trout, make him have his flight set for a Super Bowl weekend?
Come on, man.
Don't ruin a good thing.
Are we doing this again?
I'm thinking about the whoos right now.
I know, one thing at a time.
I just thought you're a planner of playing a good guy that plans ahead.
But the Super Bowl is going to be great now.
Oh, it's going to be sick.
This is going to be totally different than the other one.
San Francisco all the way down to Gilroy, dude.
It's going to be a dry Airbnb.
I'm currently living in a hotel room with the rest of my family.
Five people, one room.
Again?
Oh, you got to hear about this.
I got to hear about this.
I texted him today, and I'm like, hey, how you doing?
He's like, didn't sleep in my house last night.
Displace.
Kitchen.
Displacement.
Yeah, they're painting.
They're painting.
And so we're out of...
Yeah, exactly.
So we're in a hotel room.
One bathroom?
Painting the cabinet?
Yeah, one bathroom.
Yeah, painting the cabin in.
Yeah, man.
Okay, we're moving along.
We're almost done.
Right by the chicken strip?
I'm, uh, did you ask about the hotel?
Yeah, is your hotel near Braising Keynes and KFC?
No, not so much.
No.
That's a good part of town.
Yeah.
Can I docks where you are?
He's at Farmington Country Club.
They got two bathrooms in those rooms.
No, man.
They don't.
And I want to apologize to whoever was next to us last night because...
What were you doing?
The kids...
He's doing the kids.
The kids were one ramp up.
Blame it out of the kids, man.
Blame it out of the kids.
That's all right.
And the boy couldn't stop coughing.
All right.
So what are we getting into here?
A little bit of picks.
The picks?
The picks?
You guys got any America's teams?
Because I don't.
Not really.
We moved in your hoops.
I watched them last night.
They look fantastic.
Do they look good?
Yeah.
Did we win last night?
Yeah, blew out Texas.
Fuck yeah, dude.
At Texas.
Texas, Mexico, Mexico, make a half time.
Is Texas supposed to be good?
Not great, but.
Okay.
I mean.
It's a big win.
No, it's a good win.
I heard a lot about it leading up.
Still lost a challenge, though.
Yeah.
Who gives a shit?
Steve, where were you Monday night?
Were you in New England?
Yeah.
That team's really good.
They keep beating teams that they're supposed to beat.
Now, obviously, it helps when you run a kickback and, you know, there's that sort of thing.
But, like, that's football, man.
Like, you, you know, you score on special teams, you blow it up.
And I think that game could have been closer, but they keep finding ways to comfortably beat teams
they're supposed to be, which I think is a sign of a very mature team.
I was really disappointed because I honestly believe the Giants are better with James
right now.
I think they are too.
I really believe that.
So that was kind of a downer.
I really thought the crowd was kind of, they're back to the expecting to win phase
where you don't get the full Foxborough experience.
Yeah.
But what's scary, and you could say, in general,
are 2 and 11 now and whatever you want.
But how easy Drake May makes things look is really, really scary.
Yeah.
Really scary.
And, I mean, a deep ball to booty, booty, bootet, whatever.
I think the third.
All right.
Is it booty or bootie?
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, perfect, perfect placement.
And I do still wonder about the injury to Will Campbell.
I think as you progress through the season, teams are going to go at that.
But he's as athletic as anyone and how easy he makes it look is really cool.
And I think Trevian is a guy.
I think he's got good connection with his receivers and they don't care.
I think Brable's done a really good job of establishing not being selfish.
And he heard a speech in the locker room after the game talking about the receivers.
He went up to the guys.
And that says a lot.
You got Stefan Diggs on who has.
struggled with that in his career.
But they are bought in, seeing those Path of Patriot uniforms in person are super clean, super
clean.
So I've said it for, since they beat Buffalo, I said the AFC was going through New England
and I firmly believe that.
Yeah, you know what?
It's all matchups, man, in these playoffs this year, I feel like.
And I do think, I do think it I'm not just picking it because they got a big game coming up
against Buffalo, not this weekend.
I think Buffalo can beat them.
I think Buffalo actually will beat him the second time around.
I just think they're due for a loss,
and it might not be the worst thing that could happen to them.
I know that's kind of a cliche thing.
That's what the Eagles are doing right now.
They're just losing as much as they can to get that out of their system.
Did y'all see Ann Michaels, brown sugar, cinnamon, sourdough love?
Need some context.
Drake's wife, she makes baked good?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you act like we know what Drake Bain's wife's name is.
Now, I did meet her at the Airbnb and she's super cool.
Yeah.
But I'm not a name.
I'm not good with names.
And Michael, no E on the end.
No.
Okay.
Yeah.
I thought that was a strength for you, Chris.
It is a strength of mine.
They're in a draft process.
That wasn't.
They were like, man, this guy's good with names.
This guy's really good with names.
I'm still trying to teach Nate how to say.
Great teammate knows everybody's names.
I thought it was a bit.
Yeah, no.
Etienne.
Entian.
Entian.
Entian.
Entian.
Okay.
So anyways, we've established that Pats are good.
Hey guys, I'm going to bring this up in the other show, so not to trample on it,
but you can help me with it when we've got the whole zoo in here.
But like, is there any credence to there being, maybe not like an at-large bid in the NFL,
but like mathematically it doesn't work out because now we've got the one seed and three
wild card weekend games.
so you'd have to have two at-large bids.
But there are teams like the Cowboys and I think the Bengals
that the playoffs would be clearly better with them in it.
And even the Chiefs, you could argue, ironically.
Is that a totally ridiculous thought
that maybe if in the second half of the season
you go above 750?
Play a game with me here.
It's a ridiculous thought.
Sounds to me like more water.
Too many people in the playoffs anyway to me.
maybe take away one of the wild cards and give it to an at large bid sure it's just great to
finally see some division games that's not who decides right and the problem is if you did that
whole thing be a bunch of people mad about um about like futures yeah like gambling would make
it impossible right but you have to admit that like some of these years the seven seed is nowhere
close to as good as the team that maybe didn't have their shit together bill bellichick always says
it's not who you play, it's when you play them.
And the season doesn't start until after Thanksgiving.
Yeah, so why are we fucking counting everything from September?
And I don't even like the Cowboys.
Because Bill just won four games at North Carolina.
You're right. You're right.
Everything he says is not true.
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I don't, who cares about this thing? I don't know. I did. I can't. I've lost. I've lost. I've
my touch on this show.
You know, two and three last week.
I don't know what to do anymore.
Fucking Raiders.
Two and three.
You're still right behind Stephen Macon.
No, I'm not, I can't win it.
It's not bad.
I can't win it.
Can.
Can't win it.
It's over.
It's over.
Stephen making are at the top.
37, 26, and two.
Chris right behind him.
The tie guys, dude.
The tie guys.
You guys love tying, huh?
We're docked.
Yeah.
Docking.
This week?
I shouldn't even be in the same.
room with you guys.
Ouch!
Do you guys just cut me?
Did you get shocked you?
No.
Oh.
Got it.
What order is Steve
making Chris.
Yeah, I got shocked.
Oh, Steve gets to go first?
Yeah, he does.
I haven't gone first since September.
No one.
More.
I love that.
I'll take Jacksonville plus one and a half.
Oh, took Jacksonville.
Dr. Fax is going to be hyped.
What, is Indy not one down there in 10 years or something?
He's like the last 13 trips.
I know. I'm not sure who to pick.
Don't do this.
Maybe put a shot clock on you, dude.
Shot collar, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Hey, hey, Joe Burroughs back, yeah?
Give me the Buffalo Bills laying five and a half.
Good, I love that.
Good.
I'll take two dogs, Houston.
Don't.
And I'll take...
No, no, no.
Cincinnati.
Oh, okay.
Oh, oh.
It's a lot of fucking points for an offense that's playing Buffalo's defense this week.
Who's playing quarterback for Minnesota?
We don't know yet.
Actually, I think it's...
You know who I heard it was?
Adolf Hitler.
I heard it was Adolf Hitler.
You don't want to take the Vikings.
Now, I'm looking at a couple of...
The sides here.
Guys, if he was having a, if he had a baby,
he would talk you through the whole process.
Labor pains, the whole way, dude.
Come on.
New York Jets plus three points.
Perfect, not even on my radar.
Yes.
Hey, buddy.
You know how when you make a pick that I like,
I say good pick?
Haven't said that yet today, have I?
All right?
But I'm not rude about it like you.
Yeah, but like generally when you say,
say good pick.
Uh-huh.
It's like you're wrong anyways.
Yeah, I can tell from the standings.
Yeah, you're up like a game.
Congratulations.
You got no banners.
I got like four banners.
It's like the one thing.
I'll take the dolphins.
You do weekly here.
What are we doing?
What?
The fins?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That defense, though.
And I will take,
you all are 42 and a half in Pittsburgh.
Baltimore.
Shit.
Motherfucker.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Ah.
Don't like that.
There's too many dogs.
I might go with a,
I might go with the dopey,
dopey favorite.
Anyway.
All right, Steve.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, Steve.
Okay.
Come on, man.
All right.
Come on, Steve.
This number's way too high, right?
Green Bay Packers, minus six and a half.
Yeah, I like that.
Thank you guys.
You bitch you.
Thank you guys.
A couple things I love here, bro.
Taking Jordan Love and Toyotathon.
That's...
And the floor in December.
Yeah, it's...
Does Toyota on?
Dude, I got a massive.
I'll just tell you a teaser.
Teas God's already at it.
Teas God loves December.
Green Bay and Houston.
If Kansas City blows you,
Houston out, I'll eat my hat.
Okay. With some
barbecue salls.
Am I up?
Yeah. Yeah.
I will take
You're the C on the board.
I got you.
But I just, you know,
I'm so bad at this, I just can't.
You know, just, I don't even know how it works.
What are the buttons?
Gosh,
I will take Minnesota.
Hmm.
Good pick.
Thanks, Steve.
It's good coming from the cloud leader.
He's tied for the clubhouse lead.
Yeah, but Ty Brake goes to the guy who, you know,
traditionally wins at this time in first place.
No.
Tie breaker goes to the better record from the previous week.
So it's me.
I'm in first.
This isn't even the official stat.
Oh, hey.
Hey.
What's up?
I won't mention any names, but go around and look at some of these other podcasts, and they're, they're yearly standing.
No shit.
Everybody's under 500.
Oh, but everybody's like, oh, top 10 sports podcast.
Look at us.
We don't want to be in there.
Fucking losers.
We're 30 games above 500.
Yeah.
We buy shit.
Like hotel rooms.
Yeah, like cabinets.
Yo, I'm going to have her.
Sherwin Williams.
I'm still up.
I'm going to have.
hotel rooms in multiple states this weekend, huh?
How's that?
Shit.
How's that for a flex, Miguel?
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah.
No intiende.
Lobos.
Look, he's got the Lobos hat on.
De Nara.
Cultural appropriating us.
All right.
Esteban.
Esteban.
Here's who I like, Esteban.
You know, I'm not sure who to pick.
I, hey.
I'll just keep doing it.
Titans Browns under.
I got the balls to do it.
The total's lower than my age.
I'm fantastic at those.
What is it, 34?
33 and a half.
Make it 23 and a half.
I'll still take it.
Okay, here's the pick.
Can I pick seven picks this week?
I just feel, I feel confident at this point.
I don't love this, Calbs.
Uh-oh.
And I have half of mine to go with the over and what Chris just did.
I'm not.
All you have to do is read what's underlined.
Dickhead?
Run the tape back.
Chris has taken four times as long and you don't have any of your vitriol for him.
All I've been doing today is saying sides and numbers.
Isn't that right, Calves?
I'm complaining about getting shocked.
Calms got shocked earlier
You hear about that?
Yeah, I heard it
I walked in here, Calbs was nearly on the ground
Has that Dallas Detroit line moved
tonight by the way?
Three and a half.
Careful.
Reed asked what happened if I died
and Macon said I could go home.
I asked do you, yeah.
No, no, no, you didn't.
Check the tape.
Well, let's ask the boss.
Chris, you walk in, Cowboy is on the ground dead.
Would we do the preview show?
Or will we, like, call the police and not, like, call his family, call the police?
Cowboy would want us to do the preview.
We'd sit him here like weekend at Bernie's.
Because honestly, he does kind of resemble Bernie.
Yeah.
Put some sunglasses.
Yeah, dude.
Look, these sunglasses right here.
Strings.
And we'd have him drawing the little picks up.
Yeah.
like a little pinocchio.
Is that illegal?
You keep the earpiece in and everything.
Yeah.
I feel like we could claim ignorance on that if it is illegal.
What a funny joke we thought he was pulling.
Yeah, there you go.
All right.
And then he started to smell.
He's really committed to the bit.
Golly, dude.
I tell you why else.
I tell you why else it's the biggest game
in program history, Steve.
The Hoos are favored by four, four and a half points.
It's not like we're going to play Clemson and it's 2019 and we're 35 point dogs, you know?
There's some expectations.
You know who else is favored by 4040?
It's not bigger than that Georgia Tech game in 90.
Dude, you say that just because we lost.
I mean...
No, not at all.
That team went on to lose two or three.
They still had...
That was early November.
It was for number one in the country.
Yeah, dude, there's a big difference.
Dude, they were number one in the country.
What I'm just saying is...
No, I...
You're not putting that much dip on your chip.
It's just respectfully.
We're saying that that game was the biggest game in school history because we lost.
Had we won, it would have been the next one because that's how it works.
Sure, but we lost.
So that is the biggest game in school history, unless we're going to play for number one ever again.
Okay.
Just in my opinion.
Plus, that was an era where we were probably more relevant.
CBS game of the week.
Yeah, or we were, yeah.
We were newly relevant.
We're the best team in the country.
But we were more relevant.
Well, you win Saturday.
You're three away from a national championship.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, no, I hear that.
We're going to beat Mississippi.
Oh, man, wait until we, I want Bama.
Then we're going to beat Indiana.
I want Oregon.
Then we're probably going to beat Ohio State.
Oh, I want Indiana so fucking bad, dude.
Yeah.
Smoke on the East Sig.
Yeah.
Bitch.
How about a fucking pick?
Just Googled you.
All right.
Ready?
Ready as I'll ever be.
I'm curious what you think about this one, Chris.
Yeah.
Kansas City, Houston under 42 points.
Fucking love it.
You do?
41 and a half.
With my heart and soul.
41 and a half.
You can get it to 42.
You can buy.
Well, you could, but not now.
Alright.
When you created the dock this morning, it was 42.
Things change.
Not really.
Huh?
You don't have access to the dock, Steve?
Check the check.
text thread that's what's official i understand the text thread's official by its own name and everything i don't
print out the text thread michael how long do you take it takes read to type that text thread out
i think it's a copy and paste situation it is but it does take me a while to type it out
i bet you it's a more hey man hey man no no all right so that's your pick you're in
yeah but kansas city's at home are we should we leave it like that no they're not are they
Yeah.
Yeah, it said Arrowhead.
Oh, they're not losing.
Yeah, I think that like just vibe-y-wise.
They're losing.
Texans are going to the Super Bowl.
If they get in and the offense doesn't shit the bed in any given game.
By that, I mean, like, you know, move the ball, don't turn it over spectacularly.
They can beat anybody in the AFC, anybody.
Is that final, that final score is like 2317, yeah?
1917 Texans.
They have played them a lot too.
I like the experience and playing there.
Dude,
you remember last year when they played in that playoff game?
Yeah.
They came out of the half.
I always talk about this possession.
It was a thing of beauty.
And they had it the whole fucking third quarter.
And at that moment,
I was like, man,
they should beat this team.
And they were down Tank Dell.
I mean,
and they're kind of approaching the quality of play
that they had going late in the season last year.
Nico has to be healthy.
He's got to be healthy, sure.
Has to.
All right.
Cardinals under 19 and a half.
These trick-dick fucking team totals.
I'm going Washington, Minnesota, under 42.
Okay, Steve.
Get ready for fucking...
Get ready for fireworks, Steve.
Yeah, Justin Jefferson might bust one all over your face.
Oh, that's a good one.
Anytime touch you on.
He did say that last week.
He did.
He did not.
It's a good thing he didn't.
Yeah, he didn't.
That would have been embarrassing.
All right.
Cald.
He's let a productive wide receiver do it.
All right.
Okay.
Cubs, it's, uh.
No, he's an awesome wide receiver.
It's just, it's just JJ McCarthy.
Who is playing?
Sounds like.
He is.
Yeah.
All right.
So I'm not betting on Brosmer now.
Caps.
Come on, JJ.
Brozmer doesn't make that decision.
That's a different ball game.
Yeah, that was a terrible decision.
They had Sam rattled.
That was a terrible decision, and that's why I am taking the under.
Oh.
If ever you get confused, just look at the board and you can see where we're going.
Yeah, well, what are you doing?
Well, just pick, and then it's his turn.
I've been saying Calbs for the last 90 seconds, trying to get this pick off, all right?
You know how your bit is taking forever?
Mine is not knowing the order.
So, like, you know, respect the bit, but make the pick.
Calves
Tampa kicker
Chase McLaughlin
over one and a half field goals
on Sunday
Week 14 in the NFL
Great pick
Thank you Steve
Thank you Spanish
At the hotel
I hope he goes to open the door
To take a piss
In the middle of night
And stubs his toe
That's mean
Just Young Way coo's it
Right on the tile
Did you hear Young Way Koo was like
Yeah the ball was moving
It was
I know but like
No it was not
Yes it was
the ball went from here to here.
Yeah, no, it was moving, but you still, like, try to kick the fucking ball.
Correct.
Probably so.
Like every other kicker in the history of the NFL.
Jamie Gillen, you can throw it up in the air.
Don't have to get the pads of sack.
That had fantasy implications, didn't it, Calbs?
What are you doing?
Yeah.
Double checking?
Come on, man.
Making you're up.
Just kidding.
I wanted to go...
Loser.
Somebody was playing in a dome, but it was mine.
200 it can't be i will take seattle's under team total 26 and a half didn't you do that last week
no i took the under in that no i took their over last week yeah and they were a point short that's
right point half point short no one cares fucking raiders back door what are you doing down there
steve sucking a dick uh chris at the beginning i don't care no one cares no one cares no this is
This show's stupid.
I can't wait to get to the main event.
Have points.
Have points.
None of this stuff matters.
Have points.
Miami.
We'll be dead eventually.
None of these picks matter.
Sometimes when I go two and three, I like to remind myself of that.
New York Jets, please.
Thank you.
Me and everybody I know will die one day.
We can both win, Makin.
We can.
That would be dope.
Yeah.
You know what sucks?
I ran out of fucking plays.
I probably should just fit Atlanta plus.
Atlanta's going to cover, I feel like.
I've been reading that on the.
I looked at their I looked at they're over.
It's only 18 and 18 and a half.
I know,
but Kirk might get snapped in half, dude.
Correct.
That's,
that's also a possibility.
You know,
I will take,
um,
I'm going to a lot of tickets.
I'll take Minnesota to one and a half.
That's the type of game that ends fucking 23.
25,
23.
Yeah,
something like that.
I feel you.
You know what I'm saying?
Field goal.
Will Reichert.
Isn't he the kicker?
He hits bombs.
He hits bombs, bro.
I have one ticket, Steve.
One ticket.
That team beat Detroit a couple weeks ago.
Yeah, that's right.
You can say that again.
That team beat Detroit a couple weeks ago.
C-Sista Steve.
Yeah.
Esteban.
Miguel.
Hold on one second.
Stanford Steve picked Jacksonville plus one and a half,
Miami minus two and a half,
Pittsburgh and Baltimore under at 42 and a half.
The Arizona team total under 19.5 and Washington and Minnesota to go under 42 total points,
making Buffalo minus 5 and a half.
The Jets plus three and a half, the Packers minus 6 and a half.
Kansas City and Houston to go under 41 and a half.
And Chase McLaughlin.
Yeah.
CMC. Hell.
Field goals.
Something over the periodic table, dude.
Field goals made over one and a half.
half. Houston for Chris. CMCL.
Chris, little, with a little tiny numbers next to it.
This took Houston plus three and a half, Cincinnati plus five and a half, Minnesota minus
one and a half, Cleveland and Tennessee under 33 and a half and the Seattle team total under
26 and a half. Esteban,
que bueno is your internet in su habitation.
How good is the internet in your room?
I think it was pretty good today, right?
Yeah, good. Yeah, no, I was just checking, seeing what you're up to after this. Anyways, I will, uh, I'll, we'll talk to. Send a lot of selfies, please.
I will. The wedding, yes. All right. All right, buddy.
