Green Light with Chris Long - Kyle Long! Indianapolis Colts Hire Jeff Saturday, Billion Dollar Powerball Winner & History Lessons.

Episode Date: November 9, 2022

(2:08) - Layup Line, Texting Kingston & Cigs. (21:22) - Around the World: Jeff Saturday, Purchases if you're the Lottery Winner & Stadium Seats. (43:48) - Class with Kingston: Learning About Certain Historical Figures. (1:08:32) - Mailbag & Codebreaks: Chris as an Overwatch Character, Family Holiday Cards & Chris & Kyle as Youth Baseball Players. Green Light Spotify Music: https://open.spotify.com/user/951jyryv2nu6l4iqz9p81him9?si=17c560d10ff04a9b Spotify Layup Line: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1olmCMKGMEyWwOKaT1Aah3?si=675d445ddb824c42 Green Light Tube YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/GreenLightTube1 Green Light with Chris Long: Subscribe and enjoy weekly content including podcasts, documentaries, live chats, celebrity interviews and more including hot news items, trending discussions from the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, NCAA are just a small part of what we will be sharing with you. https://www.greenlightpodcast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And in Michigan, 1-800-2707-1-17. Tennessee, y'all 2. 1-8009-9-9. Welcome to the Greenlight Podcast. Today it's another mailbag edition of Greenlight with Chris and Kyle. We hit some mailbag. We talk topics from around the NFL, around the world. What did Chris and Kyle think about just Saturday is the Indianapolis Colts head coach?

You'll find out. How about Meek Mill tripping a referee? And here too. We also go to history class with Kingston. He's going to throw out some historical figures that we're going to quickly give our take on with a little bit of info. Much love. Kyle, good to see you guys again.

Sorry I didn't answer. answer your text last night. It was kind of fucked up. I mean, you know, like not only, you know, I really needed something for Matt last night at about 11 p.m. And then this morning, he texted me, hey, you want anything from Marie Bet for breakfast or whatever? I almost included Chase Long in that text.

Okay. Because it was about 11, and you do not usually bet basketball, and you asked me about, like, the King's second half over. And I was like, holy shit. So Kyle came in today, guess you you texted him too for something yeah i said matt what the fuck man you didn't text me back last night because i i texted him at like 11 and i said let's play overwatch and uh i was playing

pc games and yeah two different nights obviously and matt's comment was that he thought that was pretty representative of the both of us as human beings you both have needs they're just very different which is good good all right i don't think i want to know anymore you're gonna add me on Overwatch. I did add you. Good. Good. You're going to have me, motherfucker? Yeah, I'm getting my PC. Okay, I didn't follow up with you. And I'll be the

asshole of the week, which I didn't do on the Monday show. I'll take asshole of the week for not following up about getting you some specs for a PC for your house. Yes. Because you need to get on with us. I would love to. I would love to. It's studio quality audio, no delay. Like, low ping. It's a lot of fun.

You ever think about getting murdered when you're on there? Like somebody comes to the house, just murder you know and you can't hear him you can't hear them because you've got your fucking I have a German shepherd kills the dog well I'll hear the dog bark no you won't because you'll have the fucking headphones on you

you know you are selling me on these fucking noise Chris doesn't want to play PC games because he's afraid to get murdered I'm afraid I mean if they're get on with it but like you know I want to fight and chance you'll be doing what you love

you'll be doing what you love there's a song by Riley Green that says that'd be a hell of a way to go. And it talks about, you know, fishing and Hutton. And there's not a version there about PC gaming,

but it'd be a hell of a way to go. If you were playing Overwatch too. All right. So add me. That's all I'm saying. Or I might come and kill you with your headphones on now that I know that. It's a great way to hang out with your boys. You're not just sitting there like hardcore gaming.

You're like chatting, having a good time. You know, you're in the same Discord server. I get it. I'm just making fun. And if you have multiple screens, you can send green light pot ideas through Discord.

Like I can send memes. Like we look at memes between games, right? This is real. This is unironic. Like this is what the boys do at night on Discord. Not us. So you're like, now we pause for memes. Yeah, there's memes.

It's like you got to feed the, what are we feeding our dopamine pump? Yeah, receptors or whatever you're, yeah. So let me. This is interesting. If they're not getting stones, they're looking at memes. I'm going to tell you why I make fun of it because I'm jealous. Yeah.

I'm jealous, Kyle. It's fun. Yeah, it seems like a nice. little community you found your way into and you know you guys have enough time to play video games and I'm fucking jealous and they all have fan all the guys I play with they're all from Chicago shout out to the fuck shack that's the group I play with on disco on discord the fuck shack fuck shack and our our meme thread is actually called the BDSM wall it's been a source of so much comedy the last five six

years there's a lot of discords that I've hung out in but this is kind of like the mainstay, I guess. Bro, you're missing out on Discord. Discord's like Slack, but on the dark web. There's so much great information on Discord. Yeah. Pepper Chris with your Discord thoughts, because I think it's a really good platform,

and I wish I had invested in it early. Can you buy heroin on Discord? I'm sure you could. I'm sure you could. No? I think the black market has actually been involved with Discord. They have discords for, like, anything you could possibly be interested in. Like, I can live stream Sunday Night Football,

and we can watch it together, in a chat. But it's too many passwords, Kyle. No, there's, it's, I don't even know my password. It's too many passwords. I like cable TV, Kyle.

I watch the kitchen TV at home. I like a, I like a remote with an up arrow, a down arrow, and a fucking button that I can talk into the remote. Like I'm 76 years old. Do you think I want to get on Discord? I'm just pitching it.

Okay, I'll check it out. Ad men. All right. Layup line. By the way, I found some out housekeeping-wise. remember i was you don't remember because you weren't in here but i was a camel light for uh

a Halloween oh yeah so i bought some camel lights as like a prop and i was gonna smoke one during the pot boy i could not get that down like it is harsh right so i'm like fuck this i put it out and uh i leave them and i'm like matt you want these and he's like yeah yeah yeah camel they've been making them for 150 years i kind of thought he was joking but evidently he went and smoke that whole pack of camel lights. In like two days. That's incredible. I mean, how do you do that?

Superman, I don't know. Those things are harsh, Kyle. Those things are harsh. Kids get candy, Matt. Matt'll take props. This incredible, man. I mean, that's incredible. I know there's a guy eating rotissory chicken every day,

but you're smoking six camel lights. You remember how cool Joe Camel was? I'm not impressed by that rotissory chicken guy. Wow. Because I drink a 20 ounce Dr. Pepper every morning. What? That shit's ridiculous. I do that just for fun.

Like, just because I want to. Like, could I post that and get famous? Like, oh, I'll drink a 20-ounce Dr. Popper every day before 10 a. But there's something a little more primal about eating a rotissory chicken. It's like as our, it's some like Joe Rogan shit. This is our wood. If you string together enough days, though, of drinking the Dr. We were hardwired.

We were hardwired. Yeah. Like, this is my Dr. Pepper. You crush it. I want a thousand days in a row. I want to pause for something, though. This man drinks a doctor. Pepper in the morning and just said he smoked six camel lights in a day.

John Daly. And he's just walking around among us just out here just like blending in perfectly. Some people are not the same. There's a healthy even like my two least healthy habits. Depends on how you look at masturbation, Matt. Okay, I can some mailback questions then for that. Not now, though. I mean, I do some unhealthy shit.

it, right? Let's talk about that. You're not doing it like every day. You're pretty healthy on like a regular basis. You know, I dip every day. True. Yeah. And I do, you know, I rip some cones.

My mother-in-law got me a giant thing of candy corn. Not candy corn. What is it? Popcorn with caramel on it. Oh, yeah. What is that? Maybe kettle corn or it's just like caramel. I know the kind.

You know, everybody knows popcorn with caramel on it. And nuts mixed in. Yeah. She got me a big like red vines container size thing. and I sat down last night and played Overwatch and I ate your mother-in-law? Your mother-in-law?

You ever consider that she wants to get diabetes and die early so that Kate's secure? This got dark. This got darker than Fox NFL Sunday last week. I don't know if you saw that. Can we talk about that? Oh, yeah, I saw a Kyle. Terry Bradshaw going rogue.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Next to Jake Glazer, who's a big, you know, mental health awareness guy. That's just not good. He does a great nonprofit. That's not good. It's not funny. Merging vets and players,

which I implore you guys to look up and check out the work they do. But Terry's making jokes about. No, he's not making. He just, he needs, it's just not something you say anymore. You know? The stray hand meme where he was like,

oh man. And dad, dad's like, the guy, you know, that like, he's like, I'll fall on this grenade.

I'll bail Terry out. You know, like I'll make a joke. I'll pull us out of here. And that's a team player there. And also like, I was riding back from New York and I got the Twitter notifications that were like, did you see what Terry said? And I'm like, oh, my God.

I also want to defend Uncle Terry. I think Uncle Terry grew up in an era where you could say that. And there are some things that that excuse does not work for. But, I mean, that's a bit of a blind spot for people, I think. You know, now you're not even supposed to say commit suicide. You're supposed to say died by suicide. Really? I did not know that.

So it's a non-commitment they're saying? They're saying you're not committed? Well, that implies that the person is to blame for what happened to them, which I agree with. And so, like, there are certain terms that I'm like, I don't need to say it. So I don't give that much of a fuck. You know, there was a guy at the voting booth today. Yeah. He's out there screaming.

Like, the guy in something about Mary asking about his baseball. The guy's asking why the middle school is not named Jack Jewett anymore. And don't the liberals have anything else to do it? I'm like, do you really care? Wait until they take away Maryweather Lewis. Elementary. Does anybody, I know you care because you like the- I do care about that.

I went there. I know, but Maryweather Lewis, like, you'd have to give, well, we're going to talk history in a little bit. That's a good tease. We're going to get into history later. We're doing a history. I know there's opinions all over the board on it.

Well, yeah. For different reasons. Yes. And hey, listen, we can't boil the conversation down to one historic name. I just have pride for Ivy, Virginia, and that's where. Well, what did Maryweather? I mean, like, you know,

the depiction of how they didn't give the big issue was that after Sacaga didn't get enough credit on that team the way the team was written about the way they did the document the big issue was slavery well yet at the end of it Clark didn't free his slave that worked hand in hand with them on the journey and was absolutely a leader on that core discovery and I think probably they're going to come for the middle school Kyle I got bad news for you and I'm not going to

pitch a fit because I just don't fucking care that much they're still interesting they still did some amazing things. I just have to update the GPS. It's going to be like Friendship Middle School. I just wish when they rename things, they would do a better job of renaming them. York was the slave's name, and he was a total badass,

and you knew that he had the absolute trust of the people on the core discovery because they gave him a rifle when they went out hunting. He had unfettered access to anything that he wanted. They trusted him so much. At the end, Clark didn't free him. That's the big issue, and it's a big issue with me, but that doesn't fall on Mary Weather Lewis.

That's true. That's true. Yeah, yeah, you're right, then, Kyle. If Mary Weather Lewis didn't do that, you know, Mary Weather Lewis, you know. And I, if I, and I would love to be told otherwise. And you know what? Kevin Levin was like, yeah, they were the first white guys to find that river. That's what, and that's true.

It's like the same thing with Christopher Columbus and people freak out about Ivy. I take pride in it because we're from Ivy. Yeah, because Maryweather Lewis is Elmage is right down the street. Well, you know, so is an Exxon. Sure. All right. His boyhood home is right near where you guys.

Yeah. Exactly. I went and visited the family. There's a reason Kyle's fixated on Merriwether Lewis. He's like one of his heroes because Kyle, we used to pass the sign all the fucking time when we were kids. Marrwether Lewis was like born here. Also died by suicide and struggle with mental health. Did he really?

Yeah. Well, not see, we've all learned something today. There you go. And we'll learn more later in the show talking about history. I love that. Yeah. What do we got? Okay.

So lay up line. We're do two songs today. I think we were both in bad moods. Two songs, Arizona. We were both in bad moods. My mood wasn't great. You guys picked each other up. It was like two negatives.

What, Monday? No, today. Today? Monday. Fuck yeah, dude. All I do, you know, my Sunday and Monday is just everybody's recollecting themselves. Yeah, and then, you know,

Slender Man comes in with a, he wants to do a power ranking. I like the power ranking. It turned out great. I got a big shout out to make it Big shout out to make it Because that was some quality producer Work he did he knew that he was at him He was gonna have to push me

He knew I was gonna be a fucking piece of shit about it And I was Making came in it's 8 in the Rich Eisen show The problem is I have 76 other things going on He's like let's just drop a power ranking On the guy seven minutes before the show He ripped a paper in threes and put one through seven on it I'm like

Make you know fan bases will be outside my house if I disrespect their team man power rankings people take this shit seriously literally it's like politics layup line okay layup line here's what got you in a better mood the song Caroline roses

yep yeah because you were talking to a lady named Caroline on the phone and so I played roses right after which is I think most casual I want to expand on the lady I was talking to on the phone. Do you want to? Do you want to?

CBS Sports. Oh, CBS. Sorry, PR. Yeah, CBS SportsPia. About about scheduling a radio hit this week. Kyle, people know you're not out here with mistresses. Chris just said Kyle walks in on the phone with a gal.

You think that's where people's heads are going? Then that got him in a better mood. But it is true. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was in this heated discussion with this. The more I'm sitting and looks sketchy. You're right, Kyle. You're right.

This lady Caroline, who seemed really nice, was calling to set up some interviews for you and CBS. that other pregame show, which you're fucking awesome at, Kyle. I just want to big you up every time it comes up because you, thick Tony Romo, bro. I don't know if we're going to be able to keep you. I don't know about that. I'm going to sign you to a really unfair contract. Like Taylor Swift.

Heavily screwed up. More of a Britney Spears thing. Okay. I don't even get that. More Britney Spears. What did he do? He just, he tricked. Conservatorship.

Yeah, I'm going to do that to you. I still don't know what that means. I'm going to do that to you, man. Did they have her? Obviously, I'm not going to do it. Everybody loosen the fuck up. So Caroline came on. Shout out to Dave Arbach, my father-in-law, who loves the song Roses by Outcast.

Apparently, it was the drive-to-A-U basketball game song. Yes. In, like, junior high and middle school. Yes. A lot of people freaked out when roses advanced further than they'd like it to, in the outcast bracket that George Foster and I put out last, in the dead of the pandemic, We did this round, a 64 outcast song thing. You know, roses is objectively a good vibe, but outcast, diehards, myself included,

but I'm not as judgmental. Detest people's fixation with the song because it's a casuals kind of song. But I think it's a fucking vibe, man. It is a vibe. And it brought your mood up. It's a mood changer. It's like a cup of coffee. Okay.

And then I'll give you the way it is live. And this is Ricky Skaggs and Bruce Hornsby. Bruce Hornsby. This is one of the best songs on my Spotify, period. I heard Bruce Hornsby was a good basketball player. He was a great basketball player, Kyle. He used to cross dad up. Like Katie crossed up whoever the fuck the other night.

Who did you cross up? Somebody. Damn, you didn't see that, Matt? You can't update your league pass player. Working on a fucking football show mix of time. Come on. Yeah, we're not after 7 p.m. That's why I don't watch you.

I can't even I don't even have time to be a fan of anything other than the NFL because like I have needs like video games and a wife and kids like I have no fucking clue how like my guy Adam shine works I have no idea I have no idea he works in New York City like every day and then when he's not in the city he's working at they're out working us Kyle no I'm saying all you guys do that no I know but they are nuts yeah it's crazy I don't know how people keep up with every sport that that to me is insane cocaine you can't yeah probably yeah there's two many NBA games there's a can't watch them all you just got to pick one or two betting really that's what keeps so Bruce Hornsby used to cross that up yeah um and he was uh he was he was super cool he used

to come around sometimes because you know like he was he from charlottesville or i think he lived here for a while he lived here for a while and um yeah he was cool as shit and i used to be like uh oh you're the guy that uh did the teupac song the way around so uh but that was my intro into bruce Hornsby so yeah double layup line okay we got some topics to hit today we guys topical Wednesday wacky Wednesday the best moments in a sports fans life are in football season I'm not talking about September I'm not talking about the first week in October I'm not even talking about the second week in October I'm talking about when it gets colder the temperature drops the games get bigger the hits get harder and you can curl up and watch some meaningful football

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we had a ref falling to the court because Meek Mill has his legs. Stretched out on the basketball. Trips the ref. Devin Booker's coming down, dribbling down the court. Down goes the ref. Is this a code break?

Meek is just spiked out. he could trip a referee. You could tell by his attitude that he's most definitely from Philly. I mean, I just think, yeah, it's a code break. You gotta keep your feet on the court.

I mean, it's on the floor, right? I mean, it's hard to differentiate sometimes, but if you, let me see, I see this video.

And if you're on the wood, you got good shoes on, you don't scuff them up. Oh, yeah, yeah, you gotta be careful me, geez.

And this was a curb year and Thursday hasn't bit. We were talking about that show earlier, but he's, Shaq, yeah, he brought him all the DVD of the show in the hospital. Yeah, VHS tape.

That is so fucking good. And, and yeah, I mean, like, when you're, when you're courtside, I feel like too much, to whom much is given, much is expected. When you're courtside, man, and we see this in, like, this isn't a big deal. I mean, he fucked up. He should just be a little more careful. But, you know, some of the people's behavior that are courtside, you're just like, bro, you are in the best seat in sports.

This is courtside NBA is the best. No doubt. It is the coolest fucking thing ever. I got to see LeBron Courtside. I got to see him hit that shot. You know, the one that was viral for a couple years. There's like 30 of those. No, well, no.

The guy at half court, the fan hit the shot. Oh, right, right, right. And he was like giving him a big hug and shit. Yeah, that was, yeah. You were there? I was right there, dude. Wow. LeBron told that guy pregame, he said, you know what?

You're going to hit this shot. Did he really? That's what he said. Yeah, he said that. He was like, I'd ask any of my teammates. That's what I said. I was on that.

80 points. I was on it first. Yeah, 81. I saw that. That was great. The biggest code break when you're sitting court side is spilling your drink. Yeah, just like be very careful with the drink, man. Because that can, you might cause a five, seven minute delay.

One of my favorite NBA moments of all time was when a rookie head coach, Jason, kid, who was hired with no experience, had no timeouts and needed to, like, create a distraction so he told some player to hit him and he spilled his drink all over the court by oh that's good classic moment that's really good he did that on purpose yeah kind of genius you know you were taking him through the ringer there reading his coaching resume but that sounds like the the most fucking i went court side twice Chris uh Derek rose the Derek rose shot at the buzzer yeah um and then uh i was like damn you saw that in the playoffs yeah and then uh those chicago team I saw a guy had a fan hit a half-board shot.

I wouldn't watch the Bronn play against the Bulls and the playoffs. And yeah, he's just so much bigger in person. And also that's the other thing. It's like being on the field at an NFL game during warm-ups. Like there's that little roped off area where the family and friends are. I think that's equally as cool as being an NBA game because even if you're in the stands in the front row, you're not arms reach from NFL players. Pre-game, you are. And you get to see them.

you get to see everybody I think that's cool too I always say relative to like your TV viewing experience the NFL has the almost it's actually a negative it's actually a negative delta and then like the NBA is like this hugely positive and then I think NHL is pretty big too

big positive for a big positive and then baseball I'm gonna go with maybe the biggest positive actually relative because I am just not into watching baseball on TV Scott, but I'm really into watching baseball you know, at the park. Yeah. I would argue that I like watching baseball at home because the beer is right there in my fridge.

The dip is right there. You know, you don't have that hard plastic seat. I don't know. There's something about stadium seats that don't agree with me. I would just say this about the Yankee stadium seats. They're too high. They're hard to sit down on without using your hands. You know, like when I was at the bank, you know, that

that seats like six inches shorter so you can really get it and push it down with your ass and not with your you know what I mean it automatically opens up whereas you you could you could kind of teeter on the top of the Yankees yes Yankee Stadium seats are too high I see that's an interesting observation yeah I'm jealous you got to see those Bulls teams Kyle those were some incredible yeah Blackhawks games too I mean I watched Patrick Kane Jonathan Taves you know they were winning in the years I was there. The only one that I missed was going to multiple World Series games. You know, I didn't get to see them win. I turned down the opportunity to watch that. The people's yesterday with Bo we talked about Jim Mersey hiring Jeff Saturday as the Colts

interim coach. As a time of tape, we caught that the offensive play caller for the rest of the season is going to be Frank Reich's former assistant. who kind of moved up through the ranks. He's a offensive assistant right now was the passing game coordinator. What do we think of? He's 30 years old, right? Yeah, he's 30.

He was hired in 2018. I love the opportunity that Jeff Saturday gets because what's more fantasy land for a player being loved by a fan base, like Jeff Saturday is in Indianapolis, surely, you know what I'm saying? I don't know the deed. Like, I don't know how much they love him,

but they have to love it. him you get an opportunity to be a head coach we always talk about who would make a good coach you know like in locker rooms like at least i have before who in this locker room is going to be the guy that's going to be a coach right because there's always people you know yeah there's guys you know that like one day that guy's going to be a great coach and just saturday gets the opportunity and i think one day he will be a great coach but i do think you know as i was talking about with bow i do think like my guy cut the line a little bit on some some cats so you got at least I don't think, I think he's so well-liked, people are going to always,

Marcus Spears talked about it today. And I thought he did a good job because, you know, those two thoughts are not mutually exclusive that Jeff Saturday is awesome and everybody's happy. He has an opportunity, but, you know, like, it is a little fucked up. Yeah, it's going to happen. Whatever happens is going to happen and people are going to have their opinions. And Jeff Saturday is going to be at the center of all of it. No, but I mean, they're going to lose.

I mean, like, that's what he's hired to do. Yeah. Give it a bridge. Give it a good, but what I'm saying is there's multiple former Colts on that staff. You know what I mean? Got it. And so it kind of, huh? Do you think Erstay anticipated this type of blowback?

Like, do you think he thought this was like a slam dunk PR move? Like everybody in Indy is going to be happy? You know what? That is the thing about being a billionaire, I would imagine. You contribute a million times more to global warming. Well, yeah, that's what I heard today. But you don't have anybody that's telling you bad idea, ma'am. You know, like, hey, bad idea.

That's fucking, it's honestly, I would imagine if those people have one person like that, they're really lucky. If anybody has one person, I'll tell you the truth, you're really lucky. The richer these people get, and the more powerful they get, it's self-selective. Like, you're not, if you tell that person the truth, you're probably not going to be around long. I mean, and that's anybody, dude.

That play caller is Parks Frazier. 2018 to 19, he was assistant to Frank Reich, 2020 offensive quality control, 2021 assistant quarterbacks coach, this season past game specialist, an assistant quarterbacks coach, now the play caller. His name is Parks?

Parks. Parks Frazier. This whole deal reminds me of when George Hallis became the founder of the NFL and became his own head coach. I think that Jeff Saturday needs to play some football. And maybe Andrew Luck walks back in that building. Oh, player coach. Maybe Andrew Luck walks back.

So he's like a Trojan horse. Yes, with him comes the legends. Marvin Harrison, he's back in the building. Yeah. Peyton Manning, he's a play caller now. Presumably he's got arthritis, but, you know, he's out there running routes. We see a stunt play? I think Marvin's still got it.

People think Dan Orlovsky's going to come out of the booth too and be the play caller. You just said Peyton Manning. I remember I saw Dan Orlovsky at the Super Bowl three years ago. It was in Miami. And we were at a CVS. And first off, shout out to Dan. He's tall as fuck.

When you meet him for the first time, you're like, wow, you're tall. And I said, I had heard of the time that he was going to be a coach. And I was like, I heard you're going to get into coaching. This is the second time I've heard it three years later. So if Dan Orlovsky becomes the cold, Oh, he wants to be a coach, I think. That's crazy. Yeah.

Why would you want to do that? You're sadistic. Seems like he's got an awesome family. He's so good at his job. He's good at your job. You're finding a real groove there. And I enjoy selfishly, I enjoy watching. And you want to go back to spitting sunflower seeds and staring at a projector until 1 a.m.

That's football. You know, like, if you can commit to that life. That's football. If you can commit to that life and you say goodbye to the rest of whatever else you might want to enjoy in your life, then it ain't bad. Like, I would imagine. But it's a life with purpose. If you have conviction about doing it and saying,

guys, fuck everything else except for this, it could be fun. Yeah. Well, Jeff Saturday is going to go right back to it. Andrew Lach. Plus clock management Twitter. Enjoy that. Oh, God. That's my worst thing about being a coach.

Yep. Situational awareness. Yeah. You think period. That's top. That's what they give Andy Reid shit about in Philadelphia for a long time, right? What about cutting players? Cutting players?

you roofless you roofless Kyle it's on tape get out of here the powerball had a delay in their announcement $2.1 billion it was originally 1.9 needed extra time

and a winner we had a winner he came that person went home with 997 million off of 2 point the government took half of it The Powerball guy, that poor fuck,

probably a... It is fucked up that it's a government lottery and the government gets more than half of it. I mean, it makes no sense. False advertisement. I would sue the lottery. Yeah, it should be tax example. Some people are listening and saying,

Chris, figure out how finance works. There was a time where you said you're going to buy boats, Chris. How many would you buy? A whole lot, Kyle. A whole lot. Where would you go? And that's honestly the number one. The reason I did the boat thing

was because that's the number one thing I associate people who are newly inheriting a billion of the government's dollars. I imagine that's what they do first. They buy a boat. That's like the first purchase. And a depth finder.

That's the most lottery first purchase and a new ever. That's what a friend of yours said he was going to do, right? A couple years ago. He said he was going to buy a boat. Yeah, a rod character.

Yeah, a whole lot of boats. Where would you go? Seriously now. I'm going to put my Fantasyland hat on here. I think I would go with my 450 million after tax dollars and I would get a membership at the best

country club in Majorca and I'd play golf out there so you'd have a western seaboard of Europe location and I would probably get a sick penthouse in New York because I would still be working. You'd want purpose in your life. Yeah, you'd definitely want to still...

I'd get the new escalade that has autopilot. You need security, Kyle. As people, as soon as you win the lottery, you're in danger. Buy a bunch of ammo. Yeah, he does. If I wanted to buy a battery money, I just walked up and shake the fuck out of them.

Which leaves me to my next point. Yeah. ammunition. I'd get a 3D printer, the baddest 3D printer you can get. I'd get a 3D printer, the baddest 3D printer you can just print things I need instead of buy them. Like, man, I forgot my toothbrush. Oh. Damn. There's no toilet paper. You know, they can 3D print houses now. Yeah, Chris. Oh, I need a friend to hang out with.

Can you 3D print that, Kyle? I have the meta. Up in your ivory tower with your lottery money. I have an Oculus. With your fucking, you're going to be in the metaverse? Is that going to be satisfactory to your rich ass? Yes. Kyle, if I made all that money, I'm not even rich.

Now I am with this segment. Kyle, you're fucking rich. With this segment? Kyle. We're doing good. Kyle. You rich. I might actually buy a couple boats.

No, but think about it. I'm trying to think what I would actually do with that money. You'd probably get a linear aircraft or whatever. I definitely get, I would get a private jet as big as possible, and I would take people places in it, okay? So it was like, so people couldn't criticize the carbon footprint.

I would actually put so many fucking people in my private jet. I would have one big room in the front, right? With the couch and shit in the TV, sports center, the whole thing, some fruit on a table, you know? Charcotterry board.

flight attendants, you know, like not the way you're thinking of it. They don't have to. They can be male. I don't care. I'm not Dan Belzerian. Okay, I just want a good clean time on my private jet. But behind me back in in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in G.P.

back there is going to be like as many people that need to get to fucking Baton Rouge as possible. Instead of mailbags on your Instagram, you're going to post, hey, I'm going to Baton Rouge. Yes. Exactly. Meet me at this airport. Yep.

And I'll be looking. that as fucking benevolent i'll save people money big big delta probably have me killed john okay delta almost thought about having me kill when i was call it john airing them on twitter i used to impersonate the fuck at a delta fletcher cox would complete do you see this i saw this yeah well delta i'm on their shit list already but if i start if i'm basically like the mr linear air taxi they're gonna want me dead at an affordable rate first class experience and no criticism i can go where wherever the fuck I. Hey, how many people want to go to Las Vegas? I'm not, hey, my carbon footprint is better than than Spirit Airlines. I got 200 motherfuckers in this king air. See, that's what I would

get a king air. I would actually get a king air. Yeah, it's got propellers. Look at it. It looks harmless. I would get two propellers on my airplane. I wouldn't want to jet. The propellers are probably easier to maintain. I would imagine. Correct me if I'm wrong. And also, I would get a pull up. I would get one of those one of those little Codiac airplanes that can land in like a piper cub like a little 50 foot strip in the woods yeah the fucking bush planes the real guys

can just flow their planes above the ground I would get a bush plane but safe a metaverse bush plane Chris wants to be in the metaverse no no no no I want a bush plane but I don't want to die in a plane crash okay so

what else would we do oh I would get my own hot tub. I'll get a hot tub right. Oh, that's right. Makin. You have to share a hot tub. Yeah, because I have to share it. I don't want to, you know what I would get? I would get a hot tub and somebody on staff full time to maintain the hot tub because that's the problem with hot tub. Yeah, we have issues with our hot tub. Oh, dad's hot tub. We got a, we got a leak somewhere in our hot tub. Dad's constantly justifying that the hot tub is not broken. He's made my Instagram fixing the hot tub. He's like, see, the problem is here. You know, every, all the top. He's in a

A deep squat at the bottom of an empty hot tub. I know exactly what's wrong with this hot tub, and it will be back up running in no time. Kyle, no need to be alarmed. Just lying to the grandkids. Yeah, Luke and Whalen, it'll be ready tonight. So I don't want that, Kyle. I think you should get a boat in Montana,

so you don't have to have your dad. Dad pick me up and technically that's his, yeah. We need a big boat for the big dudes that come visit you. Oh, we get a big, eco-friendly yacht. I always wanted a houseboat in Montana. A houseboat? Yeah, it just seems like a cool idea. They're going to sit a lot.

Philanthropically speaking, charitable donations here. Oh, I'm going to give, I'm writing a $100 million check to the city of Charlottesville. They're going to have a new center where PC gamers get to learn how to use computers and build computers. I think that's honestly super important. Damn, Kyle, that's really charitable. But I don't have a hundred million dollars, so you're going to have to come up with that on your own. Kyle, you're so fucking, this is what we should do. should do this segment where we talk about all the money we would give away if we were

uber rich and then people could write articles about on the green light pod they bring awareness Kyle long commits to a hundred million dollars city of charlesville in the event that he wins the lottery i think we could be we could not only be famous but we would be revered yes i'm donating a billion dollars oh to end food insecurity if i win the lottery if i win the lottery food deserts nice of you yeah awful I want to bring food to the deserts thank you people gonna stop me on the street like hey man I want you know your football career that's one thing but you know what I really love you for is that that that thing you said you donate I met a guy at the studio the other day who walked out to me and said you're

Howie's boy right and I said yeah I just want to say yeah I love the work that you do yeah what work is that and I was just like thanks and Kate I was like, thanks, thanks. I said thanks three times. He's like, you know, it's not about what you play for, but it's like, you know, who you stand up and say something for. What work are you doing? And I was like, he thinks I'm Chris.

Oh, he thinks I'm Chris. And this happens all the time. It does. You do do work, though, on the low, Kyle. It's like, hey, thanks. I remember when you committed $100 billion to the city of Charlottesville in the event that you won the lottery. He does coach high school football for, I assume,

free. Yeah, for free, right? You're donating chocolate. Sometimes I get injured. Some coaches make $3 million a year in Texas. You could write that off as a hypothetical charitable contribution of $3 million to a local high school. You are in Texas.

Are they paying? You better believe they're paying motherfuckers $3 million down there, Cal. They pay high school coaches? Yeah, silly. So with Powerball money, would you buy a place in Texas to be a high school coach? place in the hill country in texas i'm never going to go to texas though because i'm afraid to go to any state where weed isn't legal because i'll forget about it and that's true get arrested that's true but if you if you if you won the lottery you can buy the police they can be bought police yeah they are

bought already frequently in texas by the cartel do you think that the cfo of tyson foods is able to get out of his legal troubles yeah so i heard about the cfo of uh tyson and CFO also the chairman's son of these arrested for public intoxication trespassing so basically fell asleep in the wrong house and got arrested for it

which that's the old Ryan Rissillo and you know I I said this before man what happened to Ryan Rissillo could have happened to me and if you think I'm a bad guy for that then it happened to Kiko Alonzo former Miami linebacker when we were in Oregon

fell asleep one house over from his he thought it was his well here's the thing you shouldn't you should not get so drunk that you walk into the wrong house I've been up bro or study all night and get so tired here's the thing Kyle you've been around me when I'm just like hey lights are off yep okay have I ever walked into somebody else's house no okay you can't get much drunker than I've been you know I don't have that gene in my body where I go like missing in that regard.

I've gone missing but I've never there's something in me where I'm afraid to get shot or get my ass kicked or get the police call to me bad enough that we're like even when I am somebody is I'm possessed. You know like not going in somebody's house.

I'm not going in somebody's fucking house. But what happened to Ryan Rusillo was and this is different he put his key card in like it was like a a condo Airbnb where there's a bunch of condos or whatever. I could be butchering the details here. Because he really felt bad about it.

But the key card worked for his key. Yeah. And the door opened. And they all looked the same. All the fucking little doors looked the same. And he was hammered. So he forgot what room. Bro, I go down the lobby to grab a bottle of water and forget what room I'm in. I'm sober.

Yes. So anyways. Tyson. Tyson. Bring some chicken with you next time. Yeah. If you just bring a fucking nice. rotisserie chicken. Bring some chicken thighs. Yeah. If you're here in Arizona, Colorado, Indiana,

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In Colorado, Indiana, New Jersey, and Virginia, call 1-800-Gambler. And in Michigan, 1-800-0-7-1-17. Tennessee, y'all 2, 1-8009-9-8-9. All right, you guys ready for this history segment? Fuck yeah, so I cannot wait for this. So here's how it's going to work. I got a few names queued up. I will teach you guys history the same way.

I used to do it by looking at Wikipedia. All right. So here's how. Really? That's how y'all do it? We do use Wikipedia quite a bit. Really? Yeah, you got to.

It's such a powerful resource. Yeah, like you want to lurk up something real fast. How would you, I know, I know the answer to this, Matt. You're a former teacher for people out there. Thank you for your service. Educators of America. I do love the educators of America. If you were teaching.

Yes. What did you say? He said heroes. Heroes. Okay. He's chomping on some, what are those? Sour cream and onion? Sour cream and onions.

Yeah, they look fine. Nobody ever says anything about like the good work you're doing when you're saying that you're podcasting. No. Usually just walk away. Yeah, well, they mostly just think like, all right, man, child, get a real job. Yeah. Like, that's the way like other dads, I think, look at me at a dinner party.

And I know y'all do. Like, I really don't give a fuck. It pays the bills now. But I know that I definitely. get some of the like look at that man child you know he talks into a microphone for living yeah like he's at work three hours a week and for me like nobody knows who i am so if i say i'm in podcast and probably think i have like four listeners you know right i mean well yeah we could partially true partially true um some days just joke romance novel podcast yeah no i was going to

ask you about if you taught me and kyle when we were kids i i think you would really enjoy teaching Kyle absolutely Kyle's super curious me not so much yeah you're a little stubborn yeah no question yeah no question all right so we're really focused on lifting weights in I was yeah it would be like Chris what are you doing after school lifting weights yeah I was play basketball before school you were in the weight room like like an hour and a half before yeah see and I never do the whole oh you know I used to I was there when the sun came up and went home I was right where I was Chris would play a basketball game and he would come downstairs.

I would be fucking kissed in him because he would come downstairs and lift weights in his basketball uniform. You'd be down there doing power clean. But now all kids are doing some semblance of what we were doing. You've always been an outlier when it came to prep physically. Prep physically. Yep.

But I wouldn't be a real fun guy to teach. Okay, go ahead. I don't know. Sometimes I like those difficult students. All right, but let's get into some history. So, first guy here, Wild Bill Hickok. Awesome. So we're deciding should this person be like honored?

Is this a great American or a great historical figure or are they problematic in some ways? Well, so Kyle, read the first, read Wild Bill's first sentence of his Wikipedia page. Better known as Wild Bill Hickok, James Butler Hickok was a folk hero of the American Old West, known for his life on the frontier as a soldier, scout, lawman, gambler, showman, and actor. and for his involvement in many famous gunfights. He earned a great deal of notoriety in his own time. Much of it bolstered by the many outlandish and often fabricated tales he told about himself.

Kyle, you're fucking good at this reading stuff. So he just lied about some of it. So he was a badass, but he also did, you know, fabricate. Some contemporaneous reports of his exploits are known to be fictitious, but they remain the basis of much of his fame and reputation. The show Deadwood depicted while Bill Hickok so early. follow that show? When he died in season one,

sorry for spoilers, I was like, fuck the show. Well, holy the lady Doth protest. He was my favorite. Because that was a fucking Shakespeare play, dude. It's really hard to follow a dialogue in that show. Matt, you probably had no problem. I love that. Teacher. I love the show. The show was a story-climity

the lady that swore the whole time. She's like, fuck-and-shy-shit. The way they talk. Yeah. Isn't the way they talk pretty sideways in that? That's how they talked. Yeah, I don't know. Okay, what did you do that? He fought and spied for the Union Army.

Okay. He was shot and killed while playing poker. So he spied for the Union Army, which means he was in Confederate camps, wearing Confederate outfits, talking that dixie talk. He did kill at least six or seven people. And his... Well, so did President Obama. So did George Bush.

Well, the drones did it. Obama didn't kill anybody. No, I'm just saying, like, some people are going to make, why did you say President Obama? Well, he was the last one I really liked. Same. You know? I enjoyed that.

You know, but these guys, there's killers, man. They're killers. My God, they are killers. Wild Bill's poker hand is known as the dead man's hand, right? Yeah, it's eight. It's two pair, aces and aides. He had two pair when he was shot in the back. Dead man's hand.

He normally liked to sit so he could see the opening, but he had to sit with his back to the door, and somebody came and shot him. And he had that hand. So the guy that, uh, what I do with him. like restaurants. The guy that killed him, he took money from earlier in a poker game. And he came back into the bar.

Like Wild Bill called his bluff, beat him, took all his money. The guy came back in with a pistol shot him. There's always some hating ass motherfucker, isn't it? Yeah. So he's good, right? We're voting good? Yeah. I love Wild Bill Hickok.

One of his first jobs was as a bodyguard. He saved a young Buffalo bill from a beating. He has said to have wrestled a bear. I love it. He has said he wrestled a bear. Sounds more like it. I give him the thumbs up. I give him a thumbs up.

Green light. We can green light him. All right. Historical figure two. Coco Chanel. You want to read this one, Kyle? I know nothing about Coco Chanel. Okay.

Give me a second. Also, Wild Bill walked out on his wife to hunt gold. I wouldn't. Okay. Coco Chanel. Also known as Gabriel Bonnheur. She was a French fashion designer and businesswoman. The founder and namesake of the Chanel brand.

By the way, let me just take a time out here. I'm looking at Christmas gifts. Thank you. I can't afford a Chanel bag. Okay? I played in the NFL for nine years. I did pretty well. I can't afford a Chanel bag.

How many fucking only fan subscribers do you need to go get in order to buy your wife a Chanel bag? Coco Chanel gets a red light. Kyle, what kind of Chanel bags are you looking at? The 19 bag. How much are they? Why didn't you say you would buy one if you won the lottery? You're giving money to the children of Charlotte's. It's fake.

Kyle, how much is a Chanel bag that you're looking at? A lot. Just tell me. $1,900? It's an expensive bag. And we're going to get the cuckoo chenel bag. Fuck, Kyle. There's going to be one of these things.

Fake one. You know, I'll go up to Chinatown and they make tremendous knock. off in New York City. Fucking NBC is going to be come knocking and they're going to use Chanel bags as a bargaining So her Couture house closed in 1939 Chris with the outbreak of World War II. So I mean she was balling and then World War II happened. Chanel stayed in France who was criticized during the war for collaborating with the Nazi German occupiers. Oh wow.

And the Vichy puppet regime to boost her professional career. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wee-wee-wee-O-Coh-Coh-Coh-Coh-Coh. Nazi. You are the company you keep? Well, in this case, Coco, that's a no-no. The newest Chanel bag. We call it our Goebbels line.

This is our hemmed. It's fucking Nazis? Nah. I'm going home. I'm going home. I'm going to light Meg's back. bags on fire. I think she has one.

I'm going to come home and I'm going to, no, seriously, I'm going to light on fire. To me, just get rid of that. I will. I really will. You want the bag? I'm kidding. Because as soon as I tell my wife that that's some Nazi shit, she's going to give it back. Because my wife ain't no Nazi.

She might look like one because looks like a little Aryan. Hitler's dream right there. Yeah. I got to fight the Nazis and the Mormons for her. Wow. Irish. Yeah. All right, so, yeah, I'm going to burn her bags.

I'm going to light her bags on fire. And, of course, like any, like any fringe Nazi apologist. Burning leather. Chanel moved to Switzerland, okay? And Switzerland's one of those areas where it's like, anything kind of goes here. Evidently Argentina as well. Yeah. They're still finding stuff.

They're still finding, like, Nazi treasure troves in Argentina from random people. In Argentina? Yeah. Yeah, dude. are they okay with it no not really they don't like it but it's definitely a part of their history they got a bunch of Chanel bags down there

all right so Coco Chanel has been canceled she yes I mean she had Louis Suarez so it even says one of Chanel's liaisons was with a German diplomat Baron Frieder

Hans Gunther von Dinklage cancelled Hans Gunther cancelled von Dinklish Canceled. All right, you guys want to do one or two more? Yeah, as many as you have. We need to educate people.

I don't know if you guys have heard of this guy. Meyer Lansky. I've never heard of Meyer Lansky. Yeah, he was a snitch, wasn't he? Lucky Luciano was his associate. I haven't heard of him as a snitch. He's a mob accountant, Chris. It's on the Wikipedia here.

He was an organized crime figure. He along with his associate, Charles Lucky Luciano. He wasn't a snitchie. wasn't a snitch. I don't want to die. National Crime Syndicate. I really don't want to fucking get strangled in a town car. I don't know how I'd end up in the town car. Some guy in a gray suit and a black Lincoln's going to pull

up and fucking choke you out. That's what I'm saying. So one of the more famous things he did was he was reputed to have fixed the 1919 World Series. Oh yeah, yeah, the black socks. White socks? Black socks? And had a massive worldwide gambling empire.

ended up incarcerating a dozen baseball players in a cornfield in Iowa with Kevin Costner for eternity right uh no I don't know did that happen field of dreams based on the players of the was it from the world series those yeah Ray Leota played shoestre Jackson yeah you know I got to tell you I either didn't see field of dreams or field of dreams did not stick in my head real well He was just enamored with Kossner. I just know that some ghosts walked out of the cornfield, right? And they wanted to play baseball, right?

Yeah. They've been trapped out there. They're waiting for somebody to build it. And then they were trying to take a flight back to heaven and wheels up just, they said duty time. I'm sorry. And they were just stuck in Iowa. Wheels up, I'm not done with you. I'm not done with you.

Yeah, who do we got now? Any U.N.BA players out there that want a private jet, don't fucking sign. with wheels up. I don't even know, I don't want to talk about Lucky Luciano, right? Yeah, no, no. He's not what we're decided. Yeah, I pass on that. Yeah. That's for the people We're circle back. So Hancock is one of the wealthiest men in the 13 colonies. You guys all know him from signing the Declaration of Independence large enough so that the king could see. But he was also known as a smuggler. He skipped paying taxes, had a career in smuggling. Smuggling what? Now, this is going to be important. Nothing more American than

What was he smuggling? What was he smuggling? Smuggling T. These are solid questions. Was there a heartbeat amongst his pay-long? There were no people, right? That he was smuggling. No, no, I don't believe so.

Okay, then so far we're good. He's a hero so far. And it's nothing more American than putting your name on something and writing it really big for other people to see. John Hancock. Dropping the pen on the paper.

And then he read it so big that people call your signature John Hancock now, which is like, that's right. That's right. he was accused of smuggling before the revolution his sloop liberty was seized by the British

a riot ensued the British accused him of offloading goods without paying custom duties John Adams defended him and the charges were dropped without explanation a whole lot of yelling in that situation huh? A lot of wigs shout out to John Adams too

yeah seems like a badass they have a show about him yeah you would like that show I need to watch it John Adam show yeah yeah it's so good boy that was slow huh what year was this is the new John Adam show no it's like 2006ish something yeah I was a I wasn't ready I wasn't mature enough in my life life yeah it's kind of slow yeah right yeah but extremely historically actually my parents love that show Washington spies Washington spies Washington spies George Washington had one of the most intricate and detailed network of spies during the

Revolutionary War. No shit. And it's fascinating the, like, how far the network went and how powerful it was. George Washington was high. He had wood teeth. He was fucking paranoid. He had wood teeth. Yeah. And spies.

All right. So I think John Hancock's cool. Last one here. Buffalo Bill. Depends on which one. I'm glad we're doing this because I'm learning, because I don't know about Buffalo Bill. All right. So Buffalo Bill was an American soldier. bison hunter and showman born in the Iowa territory what was a showman Matt kind of like a minstrel somebody that would like juggle do music shoot stuff out of the air I'm

entertain you magician he's a street he's a street entertainer yeah but they made good money showman I don't think so not definitely getting laid he became a rider for the Pony Express served for the Union during the Civil War good so far we're all right The Pony Express must have did some fucked up shit though, huh? Yeah, he also, shortly thereafter, started performing in shows that displayed cowboy themes and episodes from the frontier and Indian Wars. Correct me if I'm wrong, Professor. Mm-hmm.

But the Pony Express employed in large parts, super young kids, because they wanted people that were fit for getting beat up for, like, a week straight, like riding straight for like a week. Really? Yeah, yeah, that's right. Young kids. They would take the job too. Like 9, 10, 11 year old kids out there, like riding male and shit.

Suffer than us right now. Some of the requirements were you had to be 125 pounds or less, be able to ride a horse well, orphaned or alone. You had to be an orphan or alone. Buddy, the Pony Express was like the wall in Game of Thrones. Yeah. It was like sunk in place. It's the place. Yeah, you don't.

don't want to go. No. If you're working there, there's something wrong. Unless you're a kid with a fire under his ass who's just like, I want to get out there and see some shit. Pony fucking Express. I didn't know it was that nefarious situation.

Yeah, I mean, relative to other people I've heard about in Wild Bill's time, he seems all right. Buffalo Bill. The listener could possibly weigh in. If any Greenlight listeners have some research. Buffalo Bill,

that's him down there. He's handsome guy. Go down. Right there? Yeah, good looking. good shot. Yeah. You know,

and this all looks like Red Dead Redemption. The ultimate, the ultimate Instagram filter was having somebody do a sketch of you in the 1800s. I mean,

everybody was handsome in their sketch. This is back when Natchez, Mississippi was like the richest town in America. All right.

So today, there's five states that are voting on legalizing weed. Oh, yeah. Those states are Arkansas,

Missouri, Maryland, North Dakota, and South, Dakota let's say these new laws pass what would you guys name like a dispensary in one of those states or what would you name some strains of weed in those states tray flowers should open up a you know a damn dispensary tomorrow he's in Arkansas Razorback so that's one Carson Wentz pack yeah because everybody's

smoking on it all the time damn son we're beating up on Carson Wentz I know no gave me a geographical I said yeah yeah no no um So that's, the Dakotas would also be, it's not Sagittwea, it's Sakagawea, O.G. Mm-hmm. It's where she gave birth to Jean-Baptiste, Charbonneau, her son. So we're going history again.

Maybe Jean-Baptiste, OG. How about, how about for Maryland, Spark Andrews, at OG or whatever the fuck you want to put, chem dog spark andrews yes got to get your ed weed in ed that's the perfect one pot van pelt

how about pot van pelt so you guys want different directions and it's way better than mine how about it's okay Kyle you can still enjoy the segment yeah yeah yeah you still enjoy the segment no no no that's true like uh okay I'll do it with you I'll do it with you

okay um uh like Arkansas would be Bill Clinton OG yeah just going like people who are from there you're coming up with like. Yeah, plays on Word. With Bill Clinton, you can do Bill Clinton's blunts. I don't know if you guys know what he did with a cigar. Oh, you know, I know what he did with a cigar, Matt.

That was one piece of history that for some reason stuck with me. Stony Ely. Remember Tony Ely? Missouri Tiger? Nice. Stony Ely. Kyle, remember, we had three sacks at the damn Super Bowl. It was incredible.

Yeah, Missouri guys. So, Stony Ely. How about Jeremy Smacklin? Jeremy smacked one. That's good. Okay. You're good with your lingo. You're good with lingo.

Like smacked. Let's say. Oh, North and South Dakota, you want some geographical man camp cush? Because you know there's a bunch of man camps up there. They're really rough, I hear. These guys could use some good medicinal marijuana. Man camps. What do you mean?

Oh, you've never heard of these man camps? No. So they're just a, you know, like they're in Wind River. Isn't Wind River that they're depicted in? They're portrayed in that. Yes. but they're evidently these really rough pull up a man camp Kyle Kyle you look like someone I'm meeting a fucking man camp

Big Goulds, eh? That's what I'd say to you outside the trailer at the man camp What are we talking about here? Kyle these man camps are tough dude They're really tough they're like Man camp save the date Yeah they're essentially places It's like a dude ranch for people working on like a

You know like a oil rig or something They're oilers Oh I thought it was like a therapy Getaway for people to be more macho. No, these people don't need, these people need a therapeutic getaway, period. These guys, this is supposedly one of the most dangerous places in America, Man Camp.

So Man Camp Cush, you know, like something that's good for like, you know how leafly it's like, this helps with this, this helps with this. Like, you need one that's like good for not murdering. Because I fear people get just. In the camps. Yeah, it's dangerous. Bam. There's actually issues with prostitution.

Oh, yeah. There's a lot of prostitution in the man. A lot lizards. That's a real thing. Camp crawlers. You're lucky you'll get one with no teeth. You're a dirty little man. It's just so.

You're chewing sour cream and onion potatoes. Lot lizards is a real thing. You ever heard of them? Yeah, dude. Yeah, the people that the truckers. Oh, man. Roll on the highway. They're out there.

on. They're out there rolling on. Yeah. Or, I run fleet out of wheel in West Virginia. Oh yeah. Play that for the layup line.

Another trucker song for you. Prison of the highway. Ronnie Millsap, I think. Ronnie Millsap, great mullet. Yeah. I bet he could tell you about lot lizards.

Oh my God. With that smile, he'd pull a lot lizard down for a great price. He used to wear a lot of the pastel colors. no Kyle I can't

with this lot lizard thing I just think it's a funny concept a bunch of cat bunch of 18 wheelers rocking like niche sex working at the truck stop listen man

and I think sex work should be legalized Kyle somebody says the most honest work you can do well I there's no stigma attached to it's just the nomenclature

lot lizard really the really ticker with me. Kyle loves alliteration if he noticed. He does. But I could see you at a man camp and they could use some man camp cush Kyle. What should I name my Maryland dispensary? Should it be Terrapin Station or Cal Rip Kings? Cal bong ripke. Calabonga. Surfing's great notion city call. I'm gonna go with the yeah yeah Terrapin Station. That's good. But Pot Van Pelt, he can make a lot of money. He can make a lot of money doing that.

I know the Midnight Sports Center is great, but have you tried opening a dispensary? I read too many Airbnbs have been opened. There's like one and a half million houses or something that are just empty and haven't been booked because people were like, we're going to fucking buy a house and turn into an Airbnb. And everybody did that. What are you guys up to?

Yeah, I've heard that one. We've got to go clean our Airbnb that nobody's staying in. because it's got dust. Somebody just, oh, just a bunch of people nutted in our house this weekend.

I got to go coordinate. I got to go like, we bring a cattle prodder to wake everybody up and hurry them out of the house and then I need to fucking deep clean the place because there was a bachelor party.

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Chris would be Soldier 76. What is Soldier 76 up to, Kyle? Soldier 76 is a DPS character, which stands for damage per second. So your role is to just be focused on the enemy and firing your gun. You have an assault rifle and you have a salvo of rockets that you can shoot every five to seven seconds, I believe. You also have a healing pad you can put down. So you're versatile. You have a lot going on there.

You got that Soldier 76 thing looking in the face a little bit. there's Soldier 76. He sprints, which is something that all characters don't do in Overwatch. Your passion for this game is amazing. And if I were to sign myself one, I would say Reinhardt or Roadhog, which is a tank. So I play the front line and you stand behind me and shoot people trying to kill me. And then we have a healer subset of players. So as healers, damage people, and tanks.

The tank absorbs damage. You give damage to them. Okay. And Matt heals us. Yeah, I play healer. Where's Macon do? He watches shows on Britbox. No, but I mean on what he's on overwatch.

If he were an overwatch character. Would he be a mage? Maybe Echo. Yeah. Echo, the blue and white character, she's good, she can fly, she's versatile, all this stuff, like Macon does a bunch of stuff, but the thing that she really does is she can become the enemy. Mm-hmm.

Perfect. That is so... God damn good. So the super ability is called duplicate, and she becomes you for a minute. And you can use your own, your powers against you. That is incredible.

To be good at this game, you have to know what each other character does. Yeah. You guys are smart. Yeah. I wouldn't say that. Yeah, I would. Mercy is who I play a lot of.

She doesn't even, like, she doesn't even really have a gun. She just is healing all the time. Heels, heels. Heels, heels. It's got to be exhausting. She's fetishized a lot too, Mercy. Oh, really?

Mm-hmm. Like, there's a bunch of... All these characters. Are they, like, furries? All these characters are shamelessly sexualized. How about the people that get off on cartoon characters, huh? Talk to me. I mean, you did draft a rabbit during...

Or the, not a rabbit. What's her name? Jessica Rabbit. Jessica Rabbit on the hottest 90s, babes. But Kyle, people... sit on their laptop or their mobile phone and they do their the deed to an anime thing. Who am I to judge? No, me neither.

You think you're a dog? What? What is that? You want to fuck cartoon? What do you say? You want to wear a tail to school and drink out of a water bowl. Do my guess. Fine.

So while we're talking about video games, if you could be in a video game universe, which would it be why well obviously I'm not as well versed in this stuff as you so you should start and oh there was a game there was a game that got me there's a movie that got me thinking about this it's wreck it Ralph and he was stuck in a video game at it he was an arcade game character and there was a short circuit in the wiring in the wiring of the game and he got stuck in there and so I was thinking about which game I would want to be in. And, you know, my first thought was like, oh, Grand Theft Auto, there's map and cars and guns.

I was like, no, you know what? There's hookers in that game. What's, yeah, there are. What is bigger relative? But there's no food. Like Eldon Ring is a game I could be in. It's like you're fighting. You would starve.

Is there no food? You would starve. There's food. Really? Grand Theft Auto? Where did you use to eat? You can drink a piss washer and eat a hot. You can eat a taco?

You can eat a taco? Yeah. I forgot about that. So which, like, you know, you wouldn't want to be in the NBA or NFL games because you would just be in a constant state of playing football you would never be able to do anything else dude all right I'd be this is where I have you okay I play a lot of fucking switch games with my kids there's a Mario party there's a Mario Olympics like I would want to be in that game you just play you play different games yeah it's really good it's a good answer you just play different games you just play different

all day you're never bored you play different games you have a bunch of friends burdo it's funny looking burdo you know make me laugh burdo make me laugh I do like that yeah it's cool and there's a dragon you you fly around on too I forget the name of the dragon but it's dope dope world I can see that yeah if you could have installed in your brain or your body a chip that had all your information on it it wasn't mandatory but you can sign up for this your ID your licenses your titles to your vehicle your insurance um bank etc would you do it if you didn't have to carry around a bunch of shit if you could i was just thinking about this morning because i'm going to vote after this and i can't find my fucking wallet and i was like all right just

just Elon whoever the fuck just take yeah i'll take it dude whatever it is yeah i'm ready to give up the wallet i'm ready So you want to put a chip in my finger that's got all my financial information in there. Oh, I would do it in a heartbeat. Just, hey, I want to be like, you know, like the Buffalo Bills money line. Apple pay, but on your finger. I just put my finger on my phone and I think it. And now I'm assuming a bunch of risk on a gambling app.

You and I can be able to look at each other and have a full-blown conversation without even saying it. I don't want to go there, Kyle. and but we will like the problem with people is we don't know where the point of diminishing return is we will get we will i mean we are already fucked up with the phones like it's probably past the point of no return unless people do something dramatic you know no doubt but yeah i would take the chip okay the chip i mean like yeah what could happen give me the downsides of the chip someone could cut your finger off to use it that's true so that's why you don't do it well they cut your head off to use it it. Yeah, well. And that bunch of, no, so like, no, I ain't going out like that. They could hack you. Okay. Yeah, it is

scary. That's the scary part. I'd be worried that someone doesn't know that and still cuts my finger off because they think they can. Just because people are doing it. Yeah. That's scary, dude. Wesley Snipes demolition man. I think it is retina skin. Takes the eyeball. It gets in the door. Yeah, so let's not do that. Minority report. Minority report. I guess I'm not that convicted. Great flick. Minority Report. Great underrated video game. I never played it. For any gamers out there, that's an old game that Howie and I used to play all the time.

Yeah, I didn't, I miss that one. Minority Report. A couple code breaks here came in from David not sending a Christmas card after receiving one. Not a code break. That's not a code break. What do you expect me? I don't even send a Christmas card, man. I'm really blown away at this Christmas card stuff.

Like I used to do it when I was younger. You know, I used to borrow a different teammates child every week, every year before we had kids and take a picture like me and Meg had a little family. Right. So it was like, you know, one year it's the neighbor's baby. One year it's James Hall's baby. The next year it's another teammates baby. The next year it's a full grown adult that looks like a baby. Yeah.

That, that, that. Yeah. But that was all above board, Kyle. You think I would get canceled for that if somebody saw that Christmas card? We went through the union reps for them. Do you think I would get, yeah, no, the guy's a sag, he had a sag card. And then I left him at the game. He didn't look like a baby. He was an LP.

I didn't say he looked like in a baby. Is that what you said? I might have said that. But I did leave him with the game. You did? You remember that? No, but you said this and now like it could have happened. Yeah, it definitely could have happened.

But he was a huge Bears fan and he wanted to do this shoot with us, where he dressed like a dinosaur. and crawled out of an air, or didn't crawl out of an ad. He was standing in a dinosaur egg. Meg was pregnant, and we acted like she gave birth to a dinosaur. Person.

Yeah, but he was cool as shit. A DP, a LDP. We hooked him up with tickets to a Bears game, and he was a fucking great guy. Anyways, the question is, is it a code break? I had a lot of time to do this when I was younger.

You know, like I had fucking time. It was important. It was fun. I wanted to make my friends laugh. Not so anymore. I don't have any time. And I don't give a fuck. And your friends can see pictures of your kids and your wife on your social media.

It's not the same. The allure of this stuff. Yeah, please don't send me a book report on how much better your kids are than my kids. Like, you got it. Kids got a 4-0 this year. Great. Tremendous. Timmy played AAU basketball.

Good for Timmy. Now, I get it. You want to celebrate your kids. Maybe one of your parents did the, the thing with the kids maybe scott's doing it i don't know we're currently curating photos for our mother uh for our family christmas card are any of you guys doing that thing by the way did any of you guys have that thing when you're growing up did were you reported about no scott no i think scott might a bit what uh no when somebody sends like the the the hey this is the

oh yeah yeah yeah you're asking if we were the subjects subject subject yeah okay good i want to make sure before i shit on those people a little bit more. There was nobody in the room. I want them in the car listening to this. You know, you're probably all good people, and I know some people that do it, but I'm like,

that you're putting other people on the spot because now I'm like, what if my kids see student? What are my parents do? GPA. Yeah, what are my parents do? This year, Chris egged a bunch of houses and got C's, but he lifted

a lot of weights. He's a nice guy. Kyle missed his Yankees workout. Chris started a newspaper at St. Ann's called Satanly speaking and it got canceled. My girlfriend, the editor of the actual paper was not happy about that. Well, you know, she got over it, I'm sure, right? Yeah. Okay.

Put that in the Christmas card. Christmas cards. What is it? 2003? Then I got to hang them all. And mostly when they're hung up there, people are like, who the fuck is that? The kids like, my kids walking up like, hey, dad, who the fuck is this? Like, well, I was like, we got, we got,

Come on, we got. Who is that? We got all types of people I've never seen before. You don't even know some of these people. I always love to judge, you know. Some of these families look great and they're beautiful families. And then I'm like, I'm jealous. I'm then so I'm like, yo, what the fuck?

I project my insecurities on that. I'm like, look how happy that entire family looks to be with that husband and that dad. My family would never. When I was a kid, I thought it was a gauge of like how popular an older person was like how many Christmas cards they'd received. Yeah. I still think that. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah.

I miss that whole thing. I still think that. It's a weird dick measuring contest to be like, I have a ton of dinner party friends and some friends from work that I haven't seen in 10 years. You know? How about a call not on Christmas? Like, hey, how you been? No, don't call me.

No, well, I'm just saying like a, you know. Never. Yeah, me neither. Code break. Eating the whole sunflower seed. Yeah, code break. I've done it. I've done it.

It depends on the flavor. I've agreed, yeah, right? No, Cobregg. Depends on the flavor. I can eat a whole peanut. You'll just have a sunflower grown in your stomach, but that's no problem. Come on. Yeah, you just, yeah.

Come on. That gave me fear as a kid. The underrated part of a peanut is the shell. With the gum and night. Oh, it is. The shell's not bad. If I'm desperate enough or say I don't want to pick it, you know, the shell, or, you know, maybe I'm drunk. And I'm just like, oh, fuck it.

Let's eat a whole peanut. Or maybe you're on a wheels-up flight and they don't have filet mignon and Jesus Christ. Yeah, Mr. Everyman over here. He's guarded by a German Shepherd. He has a gaming studio worth more than your house. Here we go.

Sitting at home. Here we go. He's got a fucking two-car garage, a palatial estate. I'm going to eat these salty peanuts. I'll eat the exterior. I just wanted to take my wife to Philly on our dating anniversary. Fucking duty time. I've been married for years.

Been dating even long. longer. There's no duty time in marriage and courtship. Should be no duty time in private aviation. Charters. Oh, yeah, yeah. I could eat crawfish too, hole. Do you know that read? Really? Yeah, I can. I don't like to do it often. Raw or you cook it? Yeah, cooked. Okay. But whole. Right. Yeah, the whole thing. That's how sharks, you want to feel like an apex predator. You eat one of those things whole. That's a crunch right there.

Yeah. He didn't walk. It made me a thing. Sharks. They get him to walk. Fucking idiot. He turned into a shark. I just asked Whalen the other day what he wanted to, or Luke, what he wanted to be.

I said if you could be any animal. I was trying to make conversation because as your kids get older, they find other interests. So you're like, hey, man, like, what could I ask these kids? It's like interviewing somebody on the pod. keep him engaged Luke what animal would you want to be buddy he's like eating his peanut butter sandwich

and he's like a shark a shark and a tiger half shark half tiger I was like so tiger shark huh he's like no no shark tiger but a shark if he had answered

just a shark you turn into a shark you just suffocate immediately hope you like fish This is from Somebody Murray Of the brothers Who had the best Alex career This is our little league team

You easily did But You were so kind of This is like CBS sports I can't remember The success you guys had though I remember we did well in all stars You know we played in the city championship

Against Coke Who was Mickey White's team He was the pitcher on that team was a really good. Coke was tough. It was a really good Central Little League. Shout out to Central Little League.

I'll say this, Kyle. I had a dead bat. Who knows how good I could have been, Kyle? I had a dead bat. Bad equipment. Bad equipment. Howie Long, you know, Mr. Radio Shack could get me a fucking live bat.

He don't make bats at Radio Shack, obviously. Just joking, dad. He don't make bats. He didn't know. He didn't know that Easton was seven years old. So anyways, I only hit one home run. Kyle hit Dinger's. left and right. Kyle was hitting

Kyle hit so many dingers. They corked the balls when I was there was one dinger I caught literally caught caught in my hands. Brother to brother home run. Yeah. You think fucking you know Quinn and Williams and his brother

Quincy Williams playing together school how about your brother hits you a dong in an all-star game? No, Little League playoffs. It was a little league playoffs. It was literally playoffs. Did he hit it right at you? Yes.

I just stood up and fucking caught it. So for those of you who have been to McIntyre Park in Charlottesville, there's the Dogwood Festival that comes and they put the roller coasters up there at the top of the hill from the baseball field. And Chris was standing right at the crest of the hill where it gets flat again. He was standing on a picnic table or near a picnic table. Yeah, they were sitting on a table. He ended up standing up and catching it like this. I remember I was watching.

I had to make sure I got it, bro. It was like a Disney moment. It's on video. Somebody has that on video. I remember I've seen it. It was Kyle. Kyle was, oh man,

he was good at baseball. Two things Kyle was really, really fucking good at. Obviously we're great at football. Eating. But CBS sports and baseball. I actually have a video of Kyle's first broadcast. Really?

Yeah, he was manning the VHS recorder for our Prep League basketball champion. championship game when he was like maybe 13 or 14. And I can hear all of his commentary. And then anything. And then get him canceled. Yeah, like the camera will pan off the court to some like girls that he thinks are hot.

And he starts zooming in. Kyle. I need to see that. I need that footage. I got it. I need that footage. I was into girls back then. Nice.

I always wondered. I always wondered if I was a conformist. Yeah. It's good to know. Okay. Take care. Everybody.