Green Light with Chris Long - Kyle Long! Italy Trip Recap, Horniest Athletes Draft & Cookie Tiers

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

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Welcome to the Italian Greenlight podcast. Kyle, fresh off his return from Italy, comes into Studio J, and just brings the Italian vibes. He's rocking the Italian flag colors. We've got a great show for you today. We have a little draft, horniest athletes. Chris Kyle and Nate all talk their favorite cookies. Do a little tier list.

And all of that follows Kyle's wonderful telling of his trip to Italy. Kyle talks about where he went, the best food he had, how he even traveled around. Was he using his feet or did he grab a clown car? A great little Italian trip recap from Kyle. You'll please enjoy and have a wonderful week. Alivenecchio, Carl Bonjourno from Monte Pucciano.

Hello! We're back in studio together. Monte Pucciano. There's a lot of those. A lot of Giuseppe's up at Monteputiano. Let me tell you. And every town in Italy, we were there, for those of you not following along,

I was in Italy for a few weeks with my wife and baby. Traveling with a one-year-old, I think merits some sort of metal being in country or out of country, whatever you say. We deserve a medal. No, it was incredible. Like you guys were gone for, I mean, it was on my calendar that you were going to leave for a while. And I was like, yeah, work's going to be tough.

We need, you know, we need Kyle. And then, you know, I kept looking at the calendar. I was like, man, he's been here a while. And then I'm on the toilet at 8 in the morning, Italy time. And I'm just taking in all the green light content. You guys were like a train rolling downhill just dominating. We're trying to. You went to Philly.

You ate chicken with the chicken man in Philly last night. Uh-huh. That was sick. It blew him up. But Kyle, after a while, I'm looking at the counter and I'm thinking, he's been going a long time. Like, does he miss his kid? I thought the kid was with the in-laws.

And then I realized you were traveling. Yeah, we dropped one of our kids, our dog at the Jersey Shore with my in-laws. Shout out to Dave and Deb. Yeah. Great dog sitters. And, yeah, we went to Italy. We brought nothing, but, you know, I brought a carry-on. She brought a big bag and brought a crib for the baby, like a pack-and-play crib.

and a stroller and that was it and we went to Europe and we were walking 11 miles a day we got into Rome we saw Rome for like a week you could have probably done it in two days with the amount of sighting we were doing I'm surprised you can bring that access of evil dog it was amazing it was it was it was I wonder how that would play he would have what kind of dog does he have it's a German Shepherd he's a great dog don't let Chris slander the dog here you know he's a good travel with that can't travel with him It's too big. Although, I'll get to this.

There was a giant dog on the way back on the airplane. But we went to Rome. We saw everything. I got to go stand outside the Coliseum, and we didn't do like a tour or anything because the lines were out of this world. But we walked all around it, hung out around it, and saw the ruins.

It was fabulous. I mean, getting to stand there and get a feeling of like, first off, the Coliseum isn't that big. It's like a UFC. It's like any stadium. Any stadium you pull up to for the first time. that you've been watching on TV for a long time. They're never as big as you think.

And yeah, I kept thinking like, what could I fit in here? Could I fit a tennis cord in here? Could I fit a, you know, blah, blah. And it's like, it's rounder than you think and it's smaller than you think. But then there's people working on it every day. So, like, people that work in row, like, you know,

work for the city. There's guys in orange vests up there fixing all the stuff. And then you think about the human traffic and you're like, not human traffic. Yeah, I was going to say, man, pedestrian traffic, pedestrian traffic. People walking through. and you're like they have to keep it structurally sound what's the scooters and the bike traffic

like the the vespah lifestyle is out of this world people just flying around i will say crossing the streets and the streets are all cobblestones nothing smooth paved uh you know especially where we were um highly tourist spots it was all cobblestone streets and people in suits and vespas cigarette cigarette is amazing there like there's people having espresso having a cigarette tastefully having a cigarette. You were right at home. Like a movie cigarette. You know what I'm saying? Like a guy who knows how to smoke a cig is on every corner. It looks like out of it like a French impressionist painting or something. All the cars are different. A lot of Alpha Romeo's there. The Julia is the type of car that you see. How did you get around? The biggest car you'd see was

a range. How did you get around? We didn't have a car for the first two weeks. So we did Rome and Florence for the first two weeks. And like I said, we were walking all day with a stroller. Up and downhills. We saw every park in Rome and Florence. Beautiful gardens. The Italian garden scene what stuck out to me the most was the fact that it was greener than it was colorful. It wasn't like big colorful bushes. It was beautifully maintained greenery boxwoods and shrubs. And then the trees, obviously, the cypress trees, which are the big tall gladiator driveway trees. They're everywhere in Tuscany. But in Rome, it was like gardens in the city. But that that city was just built to defend.

Everywhere you go, there's giant gates that have since been opened up in archways. It's just fucking crazy, man. Did you step on any toes, like culture-wise? Did you do any like faux pauses, code breaks? Man, I can't think of any that were obvious. I was taken aback by when you're walking down the sidewalk with a stroller. People don't just move out of the way like they do here in America. Like people do you favors, like when there's...

Oh, Europeans have no sense to speak. No, they don't move over or nothing. And so for the first week, I was genuinely pissed off like a few times a day at people. And then by week two, I was like, that's just the way they roll. You know what I mean? Like prepare for it. Mm-hmm. And if they're not moving out of the way for you, they're not moving out of the way for anybody.

Did you see anybody bigger than you? There was one guy I saw in Florence and I looked at Kate and I was like, look at this, motherfucker. He was me if I actually worked out. It was like a large guy. He must have been there shooting something. Like, you know, some sort of content. Game of Thrones reboot. Something.

He was a beast, but I will say on a large scale, people there walk more. People are more active. There's a lot of people walking to work, and kids are more independent, I would say. Like, you see a lot of kids in the morning running to school, riding their bikes. What about the food? I can't believe we've gotten this far without talking about the food. The food was, I mean, what can I say? You know, it was fabulous.

Let's find out. There's really good local pasta everywhere you go and come to find out. I don't even think about this. Every area has their own, you know, dish. Let me ask you this. Do you have like a favorite Italian spot like in the States or like a restaurant that you'll recommend? Well, Kate has, my wife Kate has been making pasta now for a year. She started making it out of this cookbook from a fancy restaurant in New York.

So I'm really legit place. And she makes it at home as best she can. And it's fucking fabulous. And I went to Italy and I was amazed how every place you go, there's really good quality like homemade stuff. Everywhere is fresh pasta. You know what I'm saying? It's all fresh. They're making it right there.

So my favorite pasta restaurants at my house. But in Italy, it was like you can get that anywhere, any time. And I will say the floor for food, like their 7-Eleven hot dog is like a little plastic bag sandwich and it's delicious. It's like fresh meat and cheese. So better than our 7-Eleven stuff? Yeah. So like their bottom is a lot higher than our bottom.

But their top isn't much higher than our top. It's just different and fresh. Yeah, because you know it's food. You could bring some Italians over here and make it, just like they do at home. You know, like you don't have to be in Italy. Great Italian. I understand that the experience is like very heavy,

and it weighs heavy on you when you're there. Like, oh, my, and you're sitting there, you look at your wife across the table and they serve your food, and you're like, wow, their presentation's fabulous. Isn't that guy charming? The Italian, he was sneaky. It's so beautiful. And they bring you a glass of wine,

and you're in Italy and you're doing it. You know what I mean? You're in a side street. You don't get that here, but you can get the same food. The portions, though. I was afraid of the portions. And it turned out they give you so much damn bread and the portion is going to be the right portion for you

when they bring out of the main desserts. Dessert was good. Kate did tiramisu a lot. I didn't do any tiramisu. I just, for dessert, I just ordered another. You need a comole, bro? Yeah, it was fabulous. The fruit there was really good.

I'm not a big fruit guy, but, I mean, really good. It's just like juicy, almost tasted like alcohol. It was like so good. How about the peaches? I didn't have the peaches. How about the women? The women were very fashionable in Italy. I think on a whole Europe probably gives a fuck more about their presentation.

Like whether it's a gal in a suit working in an office or a young college gal going to get coffee, they have an intentional outfit. Not Lulu. So let me ask. No. It's not leisure wear. It's not leisure wear. But footwear because of the cobblestone.

Are they in heel? I mean, some of them were. Some of them were, but for the most part, I saw a lot of, like, fashionable sneakers. They have, like, golden goose type sneakers there. A lot of people are wearing. Yeah, just, like, you know, shit like Chris is wearing, but with cool designs on it. And are you happy to be back? I'm so, I've never been happier to be home than after that trip.

Like, there was so much stuff that we saw that I've never, I couldn't even imagine, like, the Duomo and all the churches, the magnificent art. but then you come back home and you're like, oh, okay, like, I get why. McDonald's. I get why the U.S. is so, so awesome because it's so big. What did you do about weed there? I didn't smoke weed. What? Yeah.

How do you feel? I felt great. Have you smoked? When I got home, I smoked a bowl and I was like. You were just on Mars. I was like, I got to go lock myself in a room for a little bit. Italian detox. Do you think it actually could work if you were like, I don't want to smoke anymore?

took a tea break yeah yeah i could stop for sure were you on wine a lot no i was we were walking all day i was drinking a ton of water yep um they didn't sell dip there didn't have any dip i had i brought five cans of dip with me and i ran out after two weeks yeah um and then you know after that you're just like looking for vapes no they don't sell any of that stuff i'm like going to italy um yeah so like what was their corner store that's what i said there's a smoking culture there that's different. I'm going to Charlie Gio's in St. Louis. What's their corner store like or like if their corner store has like every,

every kind of cigarette. Oh, just cigarettes. And like a couple vapes. You know what I mean? Like disposable vapes. Yes. Okay,

okay. Like flavorful throwaway vapes. And a bunch of snacks. There's a lot of wine. People drink wine there a lot. And at no point did you get a sniff like, oh, someone's smoking weed? I passed by one gal in the street in Rome and Kate was like, that gal smoke a weed.

And I was like, I know I can smell it. And I was like, follow that car. I was like, I was like, that smells good. It's illegal. And she laughed, you know, and I kept walking. But I was like, it was funny that that was the first time I smelled it in a big city like Rome.

That's so interesting. But it grows. It's friendly, like, to grow there in terms of the, uh, the agricultural aspect of it would be fitting. I saw you, you stopped and got a photo with like a couple of the cops. Yeah, I can't post it in their tiny car. Car, Bigneri. They said, don't post it. So I won't.

But I got a great picture for my, you're outside their jurisdiction for my personal, well, you know, I had a respect for those guys. Had a respect for those guys. Yeah, don't do it. That's the code. They flash the lights for my daughter, and they were, like, you know, showing her all the pop-ups on the car,

and she was loving it. There was an old Italian lady who popped her head out of her apartment. It was like, Mama, what the fuck is going on out here? You're doing the siren. And the cop was like, shut up.

I was like, I fucking love Italy. He was like, shut the fuck up, asshole. There's a kid. Well, it's good to have you back. Do you watch anything on the plane? Yeah, I did. On the way back, I watched Top Gun 2.

How long was it? How low was the flight? Eight hour flight. Eight hours. So plenty of time. Rome to New York. I watched Top Gun 2 and I watched John Wick 4. John Wick, man.

He's just casually so lethal. You like those movies? I think it's interesting. And I laugh at how many people are, like, they're going to run out of actors eventually because he's killed everybody. He's killed everybody with an IMDB. And like I was telling you guys, It's like my biggest gripe.

I like my movies like that to be sort of realistic. You know, everybody has a stroke when John Wick walks up on him and they just like, they're stuck. I've never seen the movie extraction with Chris Hemsworth. Haven't seen it. Dad was raiding about it. You need to watch extraction with Chris Hemsworth. If you're a realism guy, watch that because it seems a lot more believable.

Yeah. And he's a fucking badass. But we would know. He's a fucking badass. Yeah. You know, it's, I'm sure like assassins at home watch. John Wick kills everybody. These movies like we watch remembering the Titans.

And by the way, we're going to watch some football movies here coming up. Yeah. I'm excited about that. Matt, you want to tell us about that right now? Yeah, we're going to watch any given Sunday and also varsity blues. Everybody's going to rewatch the movie. And we're going to go back in and talk about them. We have some fun categories picked out.

So y'all at home should rewatch those two. And I think we'll also do Tin Cup. Everybody loves that. Tin Cup is going to be a fun rewatch. Pinkups great. Send us any other movies you might want us to look at. Sports movies. you know, June, July, it's a dead time.

Running Man. You know, we'll watch fucking anything you want. Running Man Arnold. Yes, 1987, action sci-fi. It's the year 2019 in the movie, for those of you who haven't seen Running Man. All the people that made movies thought we'd be way ahead of where we are. America is a totalitarian state, which it is right now. This is the year that George Justin was supposed to be born.

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You would? All these people are studying so much, and they all run before the sun comes up because they're in shape and they're all alphas, and they all just are afraid. They're just fucking each other in the stacks. They're afraid to admit that they want to fuck each other. And Zion,

It's a variable fuck fest in the stacks. It's just spitting everybody's mouth, I'm sure, down there. All right. But he's horny. He's horny. He's horny. He's horny. Here's the draft.

We're going to have five picks apiece. A lot of threes. We'll give honorable mentions out. I landed the first pick. Surprise, surprise. It was done at random right in front of you. I mean, you think everybody's against you. You know?

Are coaches eligible? Are coaches eligible for the I got some coaches too? Macon? Coaches, are coaches eligible? Sure, I didn't do coaches, but yeah. Good? What?

Zinn is getting to you. No, why? I don't know. You got to explain. When you say something on a podcast, it's got to make sense. You can't just say stuff and I don't know. You just can't hear. No, I can hear.

No, coach, Macon the other day said that he was on the board. Yeah, so we drafted it. Anyway, he was failed. Okay. Yeah. are too long yeah all right corneous athlete see you say something you explain it good job kyle corneous athlete draft chris has first pick that's fuck go ahead oh let me look at my big

board will chamberlain okay okay okay will chamberlain had sex with 20,000 women that's 2.3 women a day okay they found out through a roll of decks I don't know and that's the hardest part this was no dating apps he was just walking up to people by the by the by the train station, you know? Somebody was getting off the steam engine. And they hopped on another steam engine. Yeah, and what was like, hey, you know, I'm only at 1.3 women today.

You know, so he found out later in life, to his credit, he's less horny now. He found out later in life, and this is a quote from Will Chamberlain, I found out that having sex with one woman a thousand times

is really where it's at. He's sound like a cop. No, Wilt, just be horny. He's wearing a wire. Wilk Chamberlain, he's like the no-brainer. He's the Caleb Williams of this draft. He was documentedly historically. That also means 20,000 women rode the lightning, you know?

Because Homeboy is 8 feet tall. Imagine if they did a meetup. They should do a documentary on all the women. 20,000, it should be called. And they're all like old, but they're all like, You know, they all just like get interviewed about how it was. Wizardry. You would watch it.

They actually have done something like that. With Will? Yeah. Where they've talked to various women because there's some people have speculated that he wasn't as prodigious as he said. Well, they say the same thing about his 100 point game. Yeah, I don't believe that either. Wow.

I don't. I think the way that they really estimated the 20,000 number was through a Rolodex. But go ahead. A Rolodex? Yeah, yeah. Like he had like a dayminder. Imagine if he had Tinder. They'd run out.

One in every three women. Yeah. They'd be just walking around. Anyways, that was the first pick. It's hard to lose the draft after that. Yeah. All right. Horny.

My first pick. I am going with Travis Henry. 11 kids, 10 women. 11 kids, 10 women. If that isn't horny, I don't know what it is. What do you think the one woman had? you know that he was like I'll come back and do another one is it twins another one or is it

twins are they could be child act I don't know no I don't know oh I don't know a good pick uh well in that same vein Antonio Cromarty's got a number one pick that's incredible you guys you guys need to get on the DL you strain something I'm already on the DL yeah yeah that's funny that's why you're in Italy for a while yes um all right Chris we'll go on snake so I'd like to draft whichever horse had the most sex essentially I think it's secretariat

that would make sense you know or what was the sea biscuit yeah whoever whoever's whoever's out there you know passing on your lineage to every every horse in town like the

you know like they they pay these horses to it's like a cuckled fest the biggest stud yeah they're called stud horse these guys are like yeah oh yeah harder

Secretariat? Yeah, I mean, like, Secretary is horny. So number two pick, Secretary. Unfortunately, most of those horse inseminations

do not occur naturally. Really? So they force, they force ejaculation on the horse. Well, he's still pretty... They have a flashlight for the horse. Still pretty horny. And then they bring it somewhere else.

They bring it somewhere else. I'm still drafting Secretariat. He's got to jack off like a couple times a day. I would argue that the trainers... Jacking him off. That's a good point. But it's working, though. Is it working?

It's still horny. And they're probably like, we're athletes. It's not like they're just like pulling a, you know. Okay, Nate, you're out. Pold a limp rope. The guy's ready to roll. My second pick, I am going with Doc Rivers. He is an athlete.

He's a former athlete. Oh, yeah, yeah. But he's a coach. But he's horny. Because he didn't know how Twitter works. I saw this on black Twitter. He didn't know how Twitter works and that everyone public can see or likes. And Doc River is like in Twitter point.

I did see this. I didn't see this. That's horny. Yeah, that's horny. I thought it was like alternative Twitter porn as well. But yeah. All rock. It's just the T's on the indie stuff.

He was listening to Smashing Pumpkins before. He was listening to World Music. Yeah. Oh, but yeah, I just think that is horny. Like if you're if you're scrolling on Twitter. Nothing horrier than a boomer on social media. Have you ever seen porn on Twitter? Oh, yeah.

And it could happen to you. No, no. It can. No, no. But it's one thing if you see it, but it's another thing. If you like, click. No, I know, but I'm saying like these old guys, I always tell this story about somebody unnamed.

It wasn't just one, bro. It wasn't just one, bro. An older guy that I know. That we know. That we know. He hit a button. Had accidentally posted a porn on his timeline. And it stood up there for like, by my count, three minutes because I was like,

I was, I was on my phone. And it was like one in the morning. And I just happened to be out, having some pops. And I was like, I got to be the guy. to contact the guy, you know, and I did it. And he's good, right? And he's good. I think people kind of forgot about it, but it was a thing for a night.

That was a thing. So anyways, like, it can happen to anybody, Doc Rivers especially. So you went Doc Rivers. I'm going to go with James Hardin. Okay. James Hardin is like a Hall of Fame strip club guy. They actually have his jersey in the rafters. At Delilah's?

At some places in Houston. Oh, in Houston, yeah. From what I gather. And that's, you talk about guys losing $8 million gambling. How much money of some of these guys lost his strip clubs? A lot, an untold amount, because that's not taxed. So that's my James Harden. So like, yeah, James Hardin, I kind of wonder if he got turned out going to Houston.

Like if he was at OKC going to those strip clubs or if it just, he went down to Houston and it just ruined his innocence. Okay, you want to talk about people that got horny at the Super Bowl? Eugene Robinson. You don't remember this so much Because I was watching the Super Bowl at the time And I remember when the news came across That Eugene Robinson had solicited a sex worker

At the Super Bowl the night before the Atlanta Falcons played Who did they played Denver Broncos? The Broncos won handily He's a defensive back, great player for the Falcons And was sitting in his room And was like, you know, I think I'll just go get a hooker And he picked the cop hooker And I didn't understand

Cleanest looking one. I didn't understand what that meant when I was a kid, but I do now. And I feel bad because, like, they didn't have the internet in Super Bowl 33 times. If they had the internet, this would never happen. He'd just kind of, he'd log on and fap in the privacy of his own room. These guys had to really go to great lengths to get the horny out.

And then the next day, he got burnt by Rod Smith. He missed an open field tackle on Terrell Davis. It was just a bad day. He didn't sleep all night. He was in jail. A couple hours before he was arrested, he received the Athletes in action Bart Star Award given annually to a player who best exemplifies the outstanding character and leadership in the home on the field and in the...

No, I just want to say something. I can't celebrate. I just want to say something. I can't celebrate. No, no, no. Well, he's... Cheat day. Oh, yeah, he's celebrated.

Like, I can't celebrate the way I want to. Get an award. Like, seriously. Also, I don't think, like, in some country, sex work is legal. And I think we should stop stigmatizing it. And I hear in China, there's nothing wrong with being horny. There's nothing wrong with being horny. The only thing that he messed up was like the timing of being horny.

And here's the worst part. Like you go to jail, you got Super Bowl tomorrow. You're trying to let off some steam. You're really horny. You're sitting in a jail cell and you're still horny. What then? Yeah. Yeah, right?

Is he? That's where science happens. Okay, so anyways. You got any roommates. Eugene Robinson. All right, Nate. Third pick. Third pick.

I am going with Dwight Howard Horny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big man is horny. He has a lot of kids. He likes a lot of different things. Yes.

And he is, nothing wrong with it. Nothing wrong with it, but he's horny. Okay. He's a horny guy. Okay. Good.

So this is my third pick. Yeah. My third pick is Hideki Matsui, formerly of the New York Yankees. Oh, it's a great. This should have been your first pick.

Yeah, I was kind of saving it for the middle round. So the owner of 55,000 adult videos, Hadeki Matsui ran out of gifts for writers at his first American press event. Sorry, he said, I'll get porn for the rest of you. Of course, he likes to watch as much vaunted porno collection, but the guy's been, he's been saving porno tapes since he could first afford him. And I'm thinking they're like Pokemon cards, you know, but for grown-ups. He's like the Ken Golden of porn.

He's got 200,000 porno tapes. That's incredible. And also, I never would have guessed it. Okay. I'm going to go, Dennis Rodman. Okay, he was in the minor leagues compared to Walt Chamberlain, but he said he had sex with 2,000 women, 500 prostitutes. He broke it down by, like, different divisions.

And he broke his penis three times. Once with a nurse. So I guess if you're going to break your penis, that's a good one to do it with. And the sex tired him out, so coaches had to talk to him about it. Like he wouldn't play well after he had a bunch of sex tonight before. One time he actually brought Carmen a lecture to the facility. Because they were helping themselves to like the popsicles and all types of stuff.

That was like a shitty time. And they were fucking all over that. You know where Michael Jordan was lifting weights in the last dance? He had her on the leg press. The rusted hammer string. Yeah, I mean, so he was horny. He left during the finals to go to Vegas for a sex party. He did.

be horny. Horny. Horny. All right, Nate. Who's horny? All right. Next up. For me is our guy,

AB, better known as Antonio Brown. Yeah. Horny. You're gonna witness. Last scene, jumping out of a pool, flashing his dick in Dubai.

Yeah, he was horny. He was really horny. He was whining out. What is he doing? I don't know. I don't know what he's doing. It did. It was rumored that maybe getting some type of checkup or exam, he farted in the doctor's face.

I heard that. And that's actually... That's not even horny. That's gratuitous. That's just hilarious. Yeah. He's horny. You know, you might see more of my penis if it looked like that.

Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm not saying I'd be at the public pool, but, you know. Yeah. Chill out. You guys got a rope. Pause, bro. You got a rope. You brought his penis up.

In stark contrast to that vision, I'll go with Brett Farrv. Classically horny. That is, that is, he is horny for that. Classically horny, I'll say no more. Wow. Okay, I want to pick, I want to. Last pick. No, I would like to go six rounds.

Can we go six rounds? Oh, no, bro. Make your pick. I'm going to win. Six. Anyways, okay. So, I'm gonna win anyway. I am gonna win.

I mean, you drafted Dwight Howard. People gonna be like, explain. They know. Oh, they know. Okay, I'm gonna go John Daly. He's an admitted nymphomaniac, but he is a loyal nympho, he said. He said sex is the best feeling in the world.

The only wish he had is that it lasted longer. Damn, dude. So he's undeniably. He also said that they call him Long John Daly for a reason and that he likes to make his sexual partners Climax at least six or seven times before the event the event So you get this like a practice don't ask me why I know on a shotgun start like I want to watch old faithful By the end of the the foreplay John needs an IV But six or seven times

you're up winner winner chicken dinner my last pick I am going with Magic Johnson you did it I wouldn't say he's as horny as he is unlucky

no he's form okay well here's the thing about magic I did hear a story about magic that after the games there was a hot tub in the Staples Center

and he'd have a blonde a brunette and a dark haired gal in the hot tub waiting for him after every game Or sometimes redheads. Yeah. There's like a, there's like an interview going around,

and there's like six or seven, like every type of chick, like model chick around here. Yeah. And he just has this horny face, this horny smile. A horny smile? You think he's got a horny smile? A recent horny guy. A recent picture documented horny guy is Jimmy Garoppolo, dude.

Like going for a porn star, but going low bar on the bar. Yeah, low bar. Yeah. You're a, not only are you an NFL quarterback in California, but you're like a handsome. He went with the today's selection porn story. You went with like featured. You know?

But maybe he's doing it smart, guys. Maybe he's getting in at the ground level. No, this kid, and this guy had had a lengthy career. It was Snooky. Snooky got that bag, bro. What's up, Snooky? Kyle, your fifth pick.

That was my. Oh, that's your pick? No, no. Yeah, Jimmy Groplo. Oh, yeah, that's good. That's good. Okay. And then I'm surprised he's lasted this long, but Fred Smoot.

He was the ringleader on the Viking sex boat. Imagine being so horny that you get a fleet of boats and you populate with women and you're just like, let's all fuck, you know? And supposedly, Smoot was the alleged ringleader of the entire operation. He is said to have been the one who hired the boats for the cruise on Lake Minnetonka. Smoot allegedly held a double-headed dildo and inserted it into the vaginas of two women who were lying on the floor in the last area.

after one woman left, he continued to manipulate the Tildo inside the other woman in front of the crew. That's a lot of horny. Yeah, it's really horny. Here's what's better. This is Brian McKinney. McKinney allegedly placed, allegedly picked up a naked woman, placed her on the bar, and performed cunnallengis on her in front of the crew and other guests.

In a June 2013 Reddit, Ask Me Anything Thread, Fred Smoot referred to this act as, running through the okra patch oh, running through the garden. Running through the garden. Horny, bro. Like, that's just, that's just, if that's not one of the horniest sayings ever,

like, running through the okra patch. Oh my goodness. I've never run through an okra patch. Yo. They're not great eating. It's like pretty slimy. Okay, I get it. You got fry them.

No. key ingredient to gumbo, bro. Yeah. I learned that on Twitter. Good six-round value. All right, Nate. Last pick. Six-round value.

All right. Mr. Ravit. Not a lot left out there, so... Oh, there's more. I'm going with maybe a humble horny, and I'm going with my guy, Philip Rivers. Yeah. You know what?

He has a bunch of kids, man. Just because you're... What, what's it? He's Mormon? No, I think he's just Christian. Oh, he's just Christian? Oh, yeah, so he's horny. He's just horny.

He's popping out the kids. I mean. Yeah. But he's only had sex like that many times. You think so? That's how it works. Definitely not how it works. In my house, it does.

You talk about the sex. You talk about the sex joke. Well, I'm a Baptist now. I'm like, the sex boat in Minnesota was just like the love boat in New York. Didn't he shit on somebody? Full circle. You know, I don't shit when I'm horny.

Full circle, supposedly, he paid or wanted to pay Chief Keith's baby mother to come and defecate on him. What are we doing out of here? None of this is true. Hey, none of this is true. I choose not to believe this. What is the going on? I think Odell's the man. And, hey, you know what, if he wanted to go two girls one cup.

Is there a pride month for that? If he wants to go two girls one cup, then. If everybody's a willing participant, I just don't want to, you know. You know two girls, one cup was fake. So that was soft serve. God, they once in a hard. The director came out later on and said it. They were 12 years too early.

We're a lemon party. Was that fake? No. What was that? A bunch of old dudes sucking each other. You don't want to know. That was. It's like, you know that, you know, okay.

You know how people, you know how people send, What's his name? Oh, Wood during the pandemic. It's the same thing. People were sending... Okay, hear me out. Each other this link that's a lemon party. You're scrolling through Instagram and you see something and you're like, oh, I wonder

what that person's at is and you go to the comments and somebody says, here's their hat. That's so brilliant. And you click on the at and it's like two dudes 69. Or some just... No, it's usually with the big black dude. That's what the original lemon party was. It's wood. Big black dude.

But that's genius because there were all these horny guys in the comments. are like, who's this girl? You know? Post is about like a soldier coming home. And they're like, what's her at? What's that her sister's at in the bag? So is that the end of the draft cow? Yeah.

Okay. We left Tiger Woods out in the cold. Odell on the ass end of this thing. Yeah. Well, I do not believe Tiger Woods did not get picked. Well, Tiger Woods, to be honest, I mean, he's just running the mill horny. He's a couple years, guys. He's run of the mill horny.

Have you heard any weird? None. That dude had like five massage. his schedule every day, like within three minutes and he had a sex, 10-house in Vegas that him, Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan used to go under the cover of darkness in the back rooms of Vegas and they'd had their own penthouse. Okay, so rename this draft the Tiger Woods hornyest athlete draft.

There we go. Okay, and I want to hit you with my honorable mentions real quick. You got any? I mean, Okay, I got, I got Derek Jeter, yo. Derek Jeter's probably horny. Horny. Horny, get back.

We know he's horny. Get back. successful gift bags and india edible arrangements you know that's all here's here's here's an nda and a in a pineapple shaped like a flower no all the girls said the the the gift bags were top not they were that's why we never hear anything bad about der jita yeah did it right but okay how about michael irvin the ringleader of the white house okay uh how about joe nameth i want to kiss you i want to kiss you how about jr smith do you want the pipe yeah do you want the pipe uh and then uh Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jordan Poole's been known to be horny looking at girls. Really? He has. Really? Yeah. Coaches are involved, Urban Meyer. Oh, yeah, he's horny. Horny.

He didn't get on a team flight home. And there's so many people that we can't even name right now. Yeah, just out of respect. But I know. Like, I know people they. I played with horny. Okay, here's an honorable mention story for an honorable mention for the Tiger Woods Horniest athletes draft.

there was a guy that I used to play with who was a receiver and I won't say which team it was on. They used to travel with a sex doll butt cheeks. No. Duffel bag. No. And it would, yeah. No way. And he would put it on you know the, like he would say

I'd be like so would you use this thing in the room like the shower? What do you do? And he's like I just put it on the fucking thing. He's putting it next to the phone in the hotel? That's like the horniest move I've ever seen. How does he travel with a ass? How do you get their TSA with that? I don't know. It's all. rubber, I guess.

And like you zip it open and you're like, hey, you want to look at this? Yes, A guy, guys, let me, let me, I need to take this to the back room, look at this for five minutes. Maybe three minutes. That's my, you know, I'm not going to name the name. That is horny. The receivers. Geez, Louise.

Tristan Thompson. He's horny. Thirsty. Okay. Mom Mary is horny. Yep. He got busted. He got busted for being horny.

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They're called whisked by Jenna. I have a hard time. Whisked? Whisked? They also have like bad marketing because I tweeted last night that these cookies were the shit and like it had 7,000 views and three likes. And I was like, oh, I guess nobody's had these cookies. But somebody asked me to tier cookies.

That's entirely too difficult. I'll just give you like my top five. But Nate and Kyle, you want to start us off? Yeah. So for cookies, I wrote number. number one, I do enjoy the crumble cookies a lot. They have an assortment of flavors. They do like a smores cookie.

Okay, so that's nother number one? Yeah, probably. Smores cookie. Number two, pepperage farm cookies. They make a Sausalito cookie. It's a white bag with like a mirrored silver on the inside. And they got a tasty cookie, man. They got a good.

I've never had the Sausalito. It's like, it's Sausalito. It's like north of the bed. I know where it is. Okay. Three Tates cookies. you know, with the green bag, thin, they're like thin cookies.

They've been crispy. I really like those. Chocolate chip with some milk. Yeah. Number four, Levine Bakery in New York makes chocolate chip cookie, L-E-V-A-I-N bakery.

So trash. And number five, Chips Deluxe. Do you remember those little cookies with the rainbow chocolate chips? Ooh. You have the extension. You have an attention.

Oh, man. That's all I got. I got abused during that whole thing. Have a cookie. Number one. Yeah, give me a cookie. We have in New York City. Fudge stripes.

Those are good. Keebler. Keebler, Elf. Keebler, you can't really go wrong with Keebler. Can you say elf anymore? It's little people. Dwarf. Dwarf.

You can say elf. Keebler little people. Next, these are sleepers. I wonder to why people eat these? Pecan Sandys. Eat these? He can't Sandy. Sandy's,

these are really, really good. I forgot about going. He brought the cookies. Made with real Madagascar vanilla. What do you know? What do you know? I might take one home with me. Three.

We're going Lorna Dune. Wow, he really has the cookies. Lorna Dune. Yeah. Are we getting billed for this? Shortbread cookies. Yes. Grubhub ticket.

Then I have. So any kind of off-brand, gas station, two-toned Oreos, they're usually fire. But not the normal Oreos? Not all the time for me. Not all the time. Not all the time for me. And this brand, this happens to be Uncle Ows. That's my dad's name.

So, Steve. And then. That's a fucking cool story, Nate. Then I have lemon ice cookies Lemon ice is good Yeah No argument there So these are my favorite cookies

And now you're gonna eat them all? No How long is I gonna take you? Eat all these cookies All right Number one My favorite right now is a white chocolate macadamia It's my favorite cookie

Uh gemins right So yeah make chocolate chip cookies And the intimate bags Whichever Okay whichever Two, I'll go, man, I love me an oatmeal cookie, not with the raisins, just with the oatmeal and the sugar. That's wild. Really good.

You need the raisins. Number three, I'll go peanut butter. I love peanut butter cookies. Number four, I'll go Samoa's. Their Girl Scout cookies. I know. That's like a layer. They're really good.

Well, you didn't put it on your list. I know. Number five, I guess you missed the layup. I got chocolate chip cookies. Number five? Yeah, this is a Samoa. chocolate chip cookie guy. Without coconut.

I don't want cookies. Whenever I'm in the mood for cookies, it's like 11 o'clock at night. I don't want the chocolate chips to keep me awake. White chocolate doesn't do that. Samoa, that coconut gets stuck in your teeth. You let something like a chocolate chip. Determine your bedtime. No, the chocolate chip determines.

Yeah, yeah, essentially. That is wild. Well, I'm pretty wired, Kyle. You know, a little chocolate send me over the edge. I'll be up at 3. You know what you look like? I'm horny. I'm surprised.

You look like a Milano's guy. A milano guy? Yeah. I like Milano. Me too. I like mint Milano. Me too. Chessmen almost made the list for me.

I love chessmen. These are better than chessmen, though. I don't know about that. Yeah. The Lorna Dune, bro. Okay. Chetmen are really good. We'll let the people decide.

That's fun. Well, guys, good show. I won two drafts today. You won two drafts? We'll see. Easy. Okay. Some people tweeted us about the draft we had last show.

And you made some great points. sister jean we didn't even draft her she went undrafted you know big yikes also the oaklin a's fan they got a blowjob at the stadium like during the game guy went undrafted

the money guy no you guys draft the $100 bill guy who is a sons fan oh sons and four no he was dead that was the guy who got in the fight he was on my big board Okay. Yeah.

But there was some really good submissions. And shout out to Dunphy. I'm going to eat this one. He's a fixture in Philly. He's got a big tattoo of the Phillies mascot, the fanatic on his belly. I've met the guy, Dumfie, and he's awesome. And he should have been drafted. So there were some great submissions.

Good points, guys. We should have drafted DeMar de Rosen's daughter. She would have been a good, a good pick. Well, a lot of people. I couldn't pick. I couldn't put Sister Jean on my big board. personally because she's, you know, still around. Yeah, exactly.

You're more into the dead actresses. Plus, she's not an actress. But, you know, people said what about Spike Lee, right? And to that, I would answer, I'm a Knicks fan. Has he brought us a championship? Like, it costs you a game against Reggie Miller. Honestly, ever since Spike Lee started coming around, no championships. He wasn't there back in the day, in the days of Bernard King.

Okay? Before that, the 70s. He wasn't there in the 70s. Yeah. Or ever since you've been a fan, no championship. Say that too. Yeah, but it's more about Spike Lee in this situation. So anyways, we miss some people,

but that's the fun part. Herein what you guys have to say. So thank you for getting involved. We will see early next week. Hope you enjoyed the show. Goodbye.