Green Light with Chris Long - Kyle Long! Mailbag & Retweet or Reply: Titans Stadium, Madden Ratings & Casting the GL Podcast Movie.

Episode Date: October 26, 2022

(2:14) - Chris and Kyle's Softball Idea. (13:08) - Retweet or Reply: Titans New Stadium, Micah Parsons Champions All Black Uniforms for Dallas and the Chiefs Play Videogames. (22:26) - Kyle' Brings his Own Mailbag. (34:28) - Mailbag: Madden Ratings, Engaging Athletes in Conversation as a Non-Athlete and Casting a Green Light Podcast Movie. Green Light Spotify Music: https://open.spotify.com/user/951jyryv2nu6l4iqz9p81him9?si=17c560d10ff04a9b Spotify Layup Line: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1olmCMKGMEyWwOKaT1Aah3?si=675d445ddb824c42 Green Light Tube YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/GreenLightTube1 Green Light with Chris Long: Subscribe and enjoy weekly content including podcasts, documentaries, live chats, celebrity interviews and more including hot news items, trending discussions from the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, NCAA are just a small part of what we will be sharing with you. https://www.greenlightpodcast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Tennessee, y'all 2,800-8-9-9-7-89. Welcome to the Greenlight podcast. This afternoon is fun with the longs. Chris and Kyle do a little retweet, reply, and mailbag. We asked you, you all delivered. Towards the end of the show, one question pops up where we have to cast the movie of the Greenlight podcast and who's going to play each character on the show. And it just turns into a big old love fest, a bunch of dudes gassing dudes up.

Y'all enjoy that part tomorrow, 4.30 p.m. Eastern. we're live on amp make sure to tune in you all enjoy guys nice way to spend a Tuesday evening huh big guy could be worse you could be at a softball game getting your ass kicked right now good that's good that's a good segue

into an update so I don't know if anybody noticed like the first night when I started doing softball reviews people were like more of these and then I had to keep doing them and then like we we lost like five nothing and it was cold out and there was just nothing to say then your fingers hurt.

And it's not that entertaining, is it? But then our last game was the real kicker, Kyle, and you know this, I think. But we were tied with like five fucking teams to get into the playoffs. We got to circle the wagons, right? Honestly, I ended an interview with Michael Irvin right on time.

We could have gone longer. It was going great. But I had a softball game. I run down. Matt had to pull my car up. It's running and I get into it. I got 10 minutes to get to the ball. ballpark put my cleats on and go and halfway there back back he calls and says games been forfeited

by the other team of course so i'm like do we get to make the playoffs he's like i don't know stop so you don't even get any fucking took the ball out of your hands he took the ball out of our hands dude and um and we were getting ready to get through the weekend this weekend and i got a text in the group text that broke the news to everybody that uh the offseason has started that's brutal I mean, the other team doesn't show up. You don't even have an opportunity to win to go to the playoffs. That sucks. I'm sorry for that.

But also at the same time, maybe our bodies and our minds and our spirits needed some rest. And maybe it's not the worst thing. Everything happens for a reason. Everything happens for a reason. Maybe try not to be mathematically eliminated by week eight. It was just fucked up. It's a shitty way to end the season, Reed. So I just wanted to come back and say,

Maybe invite me next year. Kyle, we're going to do a green light softball team. Maybe it'll help a little bit. You know what? First thing, I want to say this, Cah, read. So all the projections that you took the under on, those are void. They're voided. Like a casino would void.

We had some bets. Like I would hit X amount of home runs. I had one game left. I could have hit four home runs, Reed, or whatever it was. You could have. You hadn't done it in the game prior to that. Well, that's the point, Reed. And so if this, if this was a casino,

they would void the fucking the ticket. So I just want to put that on record. Yeah. Any season long bet it says like 17 games have to be played. They do, dude. That's what I'm saying. Like this is like there was a COVID thing in 2021 or whatever year that was. Fucking all runs together.

Kyle, here's what we're doing next year. And this is where I break the news. So if anybody on my softball team is listening to this podcast. And boy, I hope you don't. because that makes me feel awkward. I might not be back on a team next year. In a playing position? I might not be back on the team next year

because I am currently in talks with other members of the Brew Dogs and it was a great year with the Brew Dogs. Love those guys. I'm trying to pull a couple of the members off the Brew Dogs and I want to form a green light softball team. Done. Sounds like tampering.

Consider it done. Our season is over. Everybody's a free agent. Free agency begins. It's not tampering if Reed and I start it and we take your players and you. Yes. So I want to apologize over the airways to skip Fabio, our trusty skipper, who gave me a shot this year.

I think by the end of the season was pretty tired of babysitting me. You know, and I was tired of getting babysat. but he was a great coach and that was a great year we played hard but not well enough yeah yeah but the big dogs got to get off the porch and i got to get some other dogs to get off the porch kyle you in yeah i'm number 24 john phillips i need to get john phillips yeah 24 griffie got it oh no kyle yeah so that was a fucked up way to end the season but kyle i wanted to start the show Yep. First off, layoff line.

You're all fired. Yeah, layoff line. Fuck. That's good. You're all fucking fired. It sounds like something in the Depression, like 1929, a layoff line. He said Fabio. Is that too soon?

Right? Yeah. See ya. Yeah. That's good. That's what they say to the Yankees. That's all the Italian guys said. joke um matt is it too soon to make depression jokes i don't think so from 1929 i don't know man i don't know i

don't know the uh lay off line lay up line lay off line soup line bread line Blanket made out of a potato sack line. Stop. Oh, that's too far? You're talking about a soup line. I said, we did three of them already. We did three lines. Well, Stacey Dash would be horrified to hear that the depression happened.

So maybe nobody should make any depression era. Don't tell her. Don't tell her. Lay-up line. We've been sitting around here, collecting a little dust. We had, there was some. echoing on the microphone. Nobody in the studio did anything.

It's just we're working, we're changing some software around here. That's, you hear how I'm butchering this whole conversation? You're good. Okay. Okay. So echoes by Pink Floyd. Is going to be the, uh, the layup. So that was, it's like a rain delay for us.

And what do we do when there's a rain delay? We have fun. And we enjoyed it during the rain delay. We had fun at the rain delay. Here's a depression era joke. Mm-hmm. You know, that's not a joke, but it's a callback.

Did you see in the Yankees game, Kyle? There were some people on the field, Guardians. It was raining or in a delay, and they're playing catch with people in the stands. Yankees fans are playing catch with the Guardians. Do you know what that reminded me of? Jay J.J. Watt.

Christmas Day, World War I. Did you know what happened Christmas Day World War I, Kyle? Christmas Day World War I didn't, We're not making World War I jokes. It's too soon. Do you know what happened World War I? I don't know what happened. The motherfuckers played football, soccer.

Oh, yeah. With each other, wouldn't it soccer? They played soccer. So they get out of the trenches. In no man's land. It's the most surreal thing I've ever heard. And, you know, like, obviously not like the war. The Christmas truce.

The Christmas truce. That was the rain delay truce. That is actually one of the coolest. things ever and I you know I wonder how it starts does one guy run out with a soccer ball like hey come on the first guy got lit up come on the first guy had to go out the soccer ball the guy held up the soccer ball just got destroyed the second guy was like hold on they see it's a soccer yeah yeah I think that I think the first guy got just obliterated he had to run out there like a like a raven with a note the Christmas truth that's crazy god damn he just wanted to play soccer

that was a that was a good pull there for the layup line yeah anyways I we That wasn't intentional, but that's, yeah, echoes, Pink Floyd. Kind of smirked at me when I was playing Echoes by Pink Floyd. You just get a little stony baloney here. Listen to some Pink Floyd in the, you know, in the stud. Kyle, I will call HR on you really fucking fast. No besmirching Pink Floyd in Studio J. Kyle, you had a layup line.

We do something called Layup Line here, which is basically like you pick a song and we get to play it legally for like six seconds. Got it. So I thought we already had our layup line. So I get my own layup line for this. Well, when you said I got something for layup line. I was like, yeah, fuck yeah. We'll give you your own layup.

This is on me, Kyle. My, my song is Crumbling Herb by OutKex. Oh, yeah, Kyle. I'm crumple. No time of problem. Selling my back, watching my back with him up like Slitch. Leaving them in a slash. The clock is sticky niggas from my block is miss.

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I like the retweeter reply or retweet. Yeah, we're still kind of workshop in the name. It's like a layup line. Quoteeter, don't tweet. We should haze you so fucking hard. This is fun though. Retweet, reply ratio, like tweet, whatever. The Titans have a new stadium and we have images of,

a first look at their renderings. We've got nice shiny buildings, some green trees outside. It kind of looks. Somebody said it looks like a top golf and now I can't unsee that. The outside, if you look at the exterior of this place, so I'm going to quote tweet it and I'm going to at top golf and I'm going to wonder why they don't have left handed clubs in my size in this stadium because they have the turf. I'm not going to be digging up divvits on their football field. Chris, I know you fucking hate turf. Well, yeah, I'm quote tweeting assault because it's it's an assault on football play. players everywhere. Every time, you know,

if you got the money, and it's not even your fucking money, NFL, like the city's going to pay for it. If you have the money to build these beautiful stadiums with these fancy glass ceilings and shit,

like it's a skylight, it's one big skylight, which never goes great. Looks like a mall. Killed a bunch of birds when they put a bunch of glass up in Minneapolis. There could be lighting issues.

There could be hail, storm issues. There's a lot of hail. hailstorms in Tennessee, Kyle? I don't know. I don't know that for sure. Yeah, weather. Twisters.

Projectiles. But bottom line is, if you have the money to do all that, you have the money to wheel in some grass like they do in Arizona. I know it's not like a perfect process and the climates are different, but figure it the fuck out. I don't want to watch every football game in 2035 indoors. It's not how football was intended to be played.

I know that you and I, trigger point for me. You and I know that the NFL is king when it comes to sports in this country and a lot of money gets moved around to make things like this stadium happen, a $2.1 billion stadium in Nashville. But I think you have to go and look at Nashville and say, why are they going to fund this? They're going to fund this because their big revenue stream is going to be from entertainment. 360, you know, 350, whatever days a year when the Titans aren't playing there, they're going to be making big bread there. So the Jets revealed that they're going to wear some black helmets with JETS and a football across the lid.

Micah Parsons responded and said, please Dallas all black unis. Retweet or reply Dallas, all black unis. I'm going to reply and I'm just going to say I disagree with a lot of these alternate uniforms and I'll touch on the Dallas one, but you look at Chicago's orange on oranges and they were a bit too much for me. Stick with the one alternate. Stick with a classic and have your home and away. Dallas is historically a bright white uniform with those light blue pants, silver, whatever you got going on. There's no black, no black in there.

Now, Micah Parsons has the pull to make that happen. You know what I mean? Yeah. He could make the Dallas Cowboys. We're all black. Well, no, it's funny because he could be like, I want a dome stadium or something like that. And they're probably going to be like, yeah, we should do that. We should do that, sir.

Whatever you want. And they should. But you know what? I hate the thought of Dallas and all black. I hate it. Sounds like it looks hideous. It sounds like something I would have tried to do in Madden. Like back in the day, like creating a franchise.

Like I think my primary colors are going to be black and blue. How good of an idea does that sound? And maybe they could just black them out completely. But it's stupid, man. I disagree. This is the first L I've ever given Micah Parsons. Hold this L, Michael Parsons. I think this is an L, big guy.

Respectfully, because I don't think, I think the Jets looks stupid in black helmets. I'm sure you can make them wear black, but you should definitely stick to the classic. I know you can make this happen. Hold this out. I'm not comfortable telling him to hold the elbow. It's not an L.

I think he has a sense of here. It's just a bad, it's a bad, it's a bad take, in my opinion. Juju Smith-Schuster credited playing call-a-duty with Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey for the Chief's chemistry on offense in week seven. retweet or reply playing video games with your teammates. I'm going to make a thread here.

Yeah, thread it. Because first off, I'm going to retweet it, and then I'm going to reply to it. And I'm going to say, look, the chemistry in a locker room is what sets these teams apart. And I know that a lot of the old heads say, you know, go home, getting your playbook. That's what they say, right?

Getting your playbook tonight, yada, yada, yada. No, the playbook for success is getting on Xbox with your homies and playing with them and community. communicating with them. They love to run Warzone in the Kansas City locker room. They love playing that shit. Everybody from Patrick to Nicole, Travis, you name it. Who's good? Who sucks?

They're all good. Spill the beans. Who sucks at Warz? They're all pretty good and they get wins all the time. And they have friends, obviously, who are like pro gamers that play with them. They get like 40 kills around. But they still get, you know, dubs and like 10, 11 kills. But the shit talk in the locker room in the morning is like, hey, we won three games last

night after your trash ass got off. You know, like there's good back and forth. But juju coming in, another gamer, I love to see this for the Chiefs. And also it's a tremendous troll because a lot of people say war zone recently has been a detriment to success with Kyler Murray. Yeah, well, or more so like a shot at Kyleor Murray. I'm not saying it really is.

It kind of like to look how good we are. We play war zone. Why the fuck can't you do both? Yeah. That's one thing you've never taken advantage of being like famous athletes. you can get carried in video games by pro gamers all the time. Yeah, never done it. Well, I just, you know, like signing up and shit.

It's tough. Think about that. Honestly, think about it, though. Oh, you need a password. How many fucking passwords? I had to reset a couple passwords today. I had to reset a password today, Kyle. What's the easiest way to store a digital password?

Where do I play? I get one of those Turtle Beach. Do you have a sharpie on? headphones i have like three turtle beach headphones i lost like the chords to and shit like there's just no hope for we're gonna get you set up no it's too late in my life honestly that's some sad shit your kids are gamers that's some sad shit away's a gamer i don't know if luke's a gamer and it's it's coming for you too kyle you think you know you're gonna be able to play all these fucking games forever you're not i'm playing way less video games now in fatherhood and husbandhood you can do you can do a lot more podcast

and it's what you're gonna do oh honey i got to go we got to work today on tuesday evening with Chris. I'll be gaming tonight. Kate's probably playing Fortnite with her sister, Allie right now. Shout out to Allie. Isn't that cool? You guys can do what you love.

It's dope. It's a hobby. Yeah. It is a hobby. At the end of the day, you know, like when everything's done, you're home and you get to hang out,

you don't have to be like holding hands the whole time. We can play Fortnite and we have a good time. That's really cool. And she gets dubs. Kate gets dubs. What if a girl flirts with you on Fortnite? Oh, man, it goes down.

I've been in there before and there. there's been like guys playing and like and they hear a girl on there obviously oh i could not do that no but it's fun it's fun you know it's funny i could not have some fucking teenager some guys are respectful and they just play like you know it's another person but some people obviously toxic and i should reprimand the toxic communities give them a spanking on gaming seriously it makes it unapproachable some video games i don't even want to play i remember trying to stream a game uh on twitch league of legends which is a massively popular game like massively international popular but there's so many people that backseat game and when you stream a game like that the chat gets really toxic it makes you not want to play and uh it's a really cool game but the community's backseat game backseat game how do they do that they just you know there's a twist chat it would be like if if you were doing your green light live stream and people in there are telling you how to watch the game right yeah i could i fuck out of here no chance right no chance toxicity fucking up my piece but it's cool the chiefs play video games together and you know

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And this is just mailbag. This is just mailbag. Kyle, you came ready with a number of mailbags. I got some questions for Chris. Fire those off. And I wanted to kind of think about them as well. They're interesting. So here we go.

If you could trade places with anybody in music, I'm talking musician, producer, singer, et cetera, from any time in their heyday for one tour. You don't have to name the tour in specific in particular. Elvis Presley. Okay. Elvis Presley. Why? Women loved Elvis Presley.

I can only imagine how that felt. You know what I mean? It had to feel good. Now, I'm married and love my lovely wife, but if I were Elvis, in that scenario, I would not be married to my lovely wife. And also, you'd be on the cutting edge of dance moves, a stolen valor, so to speak,

because you'd be the biggest culture of vulture in the world. Well, no, so take it back. I don't want to be Elvis Presley. I would like to be Willie Nelson. in Texas in the fucking what in the 70s that would be incredible okay so mine is going to be Eddie Murphy because he made a song one time with Rick James called party all the time oh so I really like this song if you haven't heard party all the time you've heard by Eddie Murphy on Spotify you've heard it my girl likes to party all the time what about composer I always

think about composers how stunting they were when they were just like Oh, being Mozart. Pianists or composers. Being a pianist back in the day. Well, the first got to master like a saxophone. People look at him like, holy shit. Oh my God, Frank Sinatra, dude. Yeah.

Think about this. Frank Sinatra, because the only thing uncool about being Frank Sinatra would have been the constant feeling of being between hungover and drunk, right? Because he was drunk all the fucking time. I guess. I don't know. He said something, and this could be one of the, those fake quotes they put on Instagram, but I think it was some of the effect of, like,

I feel sorry for people that don't drink alcohol because in the morning, uh, uh, that's the best they're going to feel all day or something like that. And his day just keeps getting better. Yeah. Okay. I feel for people that don't drink because when they wake up in the morning, that is the best they're going to feel all day. I guess what I'm saying is I, you know, like being a really famous and talented and, and sought after alcohol like sounds kind of cool. He also said alcohol may be man's worst enemy,

but the Bible says love your enemy. yes that's a great but think about that like because i've always wanted to like that i love alcohol but i hate the coming down and the having to get back on the horse like frank sinatra had that down it wouldn't even hurt to be hung over you know he's he's always having a good time yeah no he likes the party all the time like hetty murphy eddie murphy drew inspiration from frank sinatra from frank sonatra that's a beautiful yeah i was good okay so my other one here. So I don't know if they had continents back then, but if you were a dinosaur, they definitely didn't have named continents back then, but I wonder what the landmass was.

If you were a dinosaur, which continent would you want to be on if there were continents? And why? I feel like they're all the same continents and dinosaur top. I just feel like there's fucking if there were continents now. And it could be, I don't know. I would want to go to New York and like I would want to see the Hudson River. Got it. So you, you want to see what something. was like. Kind of.

And I kind of want to be a dinosaur at the same time. I want to see what New York look like before all that concrete got there. You know, it was a beautiful area. I mean, it's still beautiful, but different. Yeah. I mean, you wouldn't have to be a dinosaur. You could just be a white guy in 1600. Yeah, you could.

Okay. How about? I mean the bearing straight better yet let me be a Native American before the invasive species got here okay okay let me put that the right man yeah and women yeah and others ready for the next one yeah yeah just everybody eating out off a cornucopia freezing to death um yeah Kyle think it could you survive in James town Kyle If I had a, if they saw him, they would worship them. They've never seen somebody that large.

No, if I could see me shoot an arrow in your fucking neck, bro. But they would see me shoot an arrow. I'm killing you on site. If you roll up to my. I can shoot a traditional bow. I'd be able to be sufficient. I'd be able to help out with my crew. No, if I'm inside my teepee and I hear you coming and I go outside.

You hear me breathing. Oh, there's a fucking buffalo out there. I'm going to kill the fuck out of this buffalo. Oh, this guy is not food, but he is a threat. I'm putting an arrow in your neck, big boy. I'm sorry, not personal. Are you going to shoot me or you get away from me to turn around and hit me with a rock? I'm going to make a little noise.

I'm going to be, I'm going to draw my bow and make a little noise. Like the movies? I'm going to make a little, yeah, like in the movies. Right? Who do you think you are? Fucking. I would fucking slingshot. I'm just, you're like, damn.

They don't make slingshots where we're from. I'm pre-Pooting Stephen Segal. Nah, he was all. You know, back when he was fucking pure, he was just killing guys in elevator chefs. I can watch Stephen Segal footage all day. Now he's slicing watermelons in half on Instagram in Russia. The phrase pelts on the wall was created to describe Stephen Seagall's past.

Yes. He's got pelts on the wall. A bunch of ponytails. Don't fuck with him. Bunch of ponytails. killed a lot of guys with ponytail he's lost more than you'll ever gain did we answer the question it was dinosaurs

what's yeah my thing on tangia man yeah I don't think it was pangea that's what I asked I think they were on different were dinosaurs on pangia I said I don't know if they had conno I don't think it's a triassic period about 230

million years ago the continents were arranged together a single continent called pangia they did live on fucking goddamn god damn that was my that was my note if I don't know if they had continents or then or a pangea? I didn't know that they were pangea time. Would you be a,

it's a blind spot for me? Would you be west side or east side? Panga. You were like, what continent? How about some paleontologists listening to this podcast unsubscribing? I prefaced it correctly.

If the continents were as they are today, where would you like to go as a dinosaur? I feel like. Towards the water. You want to be at the beach. You do. Yeah. Okay.

Electric cars, which are you most excited about? Are you excited about electric cars? because they're all going to be electric soon. I'm really excited about it because I fucking hate road noise, Kyle. I know that. Okay.

I do know that, actually. I should have known that when I came with this question. One of the things that I'm most, I have FOMO about the most, I won't maybe be around when it happens. I don't know if we're all going to get there, but at one point, you'll just walk around and not hear any cars.

Now, that's kind of dangerous too, because people don't look both ways, man. I had a Tesla. I almost killed like eight people. I'm barking lots. Just because people don't like... Yeah, people are not in like evolution, you know, like survival mode. If they don't hear it.

That's how... Stimulus response. Dude, oh, there's a big fucking giant, heavy piece of metal barreling down the road. I'll think I'll stay away from it. You don't get that. Autopilot. Are you going to use it or do you enjoy driving? I enjoy driving, Kyle.

Plus, I don't trust the computers, Kyle. I trust the computers are safer than we are. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Until the, what does your iPhone do? Is your iPhone smarter than you? Yes. It is. Okay.

My iPhone has more. When the new iPhone comes out, let me know how that motherfucker's working out for you. You know what I'm saying? Pimp. So you're just going to, you're just going to say there should be no improvements. If something's better than you, you can't. No, what I'm saying is like, what if you need a system update? You know, what if, what if your car has,

virus they make those so like when i parked my tesla you park it and you get in the car in the morning and some mornings you know it's fully charged some mornings it says we performed an update while you were sleeping your car now has seven more horsepower could be russia and go eight more minutes could be russia you just asked me a question about being invaded could be russia kyle think about all the things that could be china china think about all the things that that they're trying to do over there china yeah could be they're going to be hacking into our cars. Imagine that kind of cyber warfare.

They've got cars. They've got small cars. A lot of small cars. A lot of small cars. They can fit in the cars. A lot of them ride bikes. We like trucks here. You can't hear the cars.

A lot of people are to get hit. They're more dangerous. A lot of people are going to die. People are going to die out there. So anyways. But think about this, though. Electric. Cyber warfare.

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So Kyle, this is another one you submitted. If you had 20 Madden points to spread out, where would you spread it out on yourself? Yeah, so Chris, I don't even know what man was saying. I want to give injury prevention to myself. Like, I would just give myself 20 points on injury prevention. The whole thing? All of them. I'll go 18, at least on injury prevention then because.

So what are your two points going to be spent on? What do you, what do you think you could have? One point. If you had a, if you were better at this. Yeah, well, taking injury prevention out because that's unfair. Yeah. We would all like to do that. So I'm going to press you to actually answer the question.

I would, Kyle, make my arms longer, a lot longer. We were going to have Max Crosby on. And I was looking at Max going to come on again. We had a scheduling thing. But like Max, his arms are, what, 81 inches wide? That's right. Okay, 81 inches wide. 81 inches wide.

No, it's wingspan. Yeah, yeah. Like his wingspan is 80. I sure said wingspan. That's, yeah, what? 6-9. 6-9. That's huge.

So my wingspan's 6-3. So I would love to have some long-ass arms. I would also, I would like to have longer arms. I'd like to have better ankle flexion. I would like to be a better tackler. I missed a lot of sacks. Better tackler. Yeah.

That's a good. And I would like to be, more durable like you said because ultimately that's you know you're never the same after you go on iR like damn more two years in a row two years in a row for me four four times total for you how many iras were you on i try to forget honestly you should you should at least five yeah yeah at least four yeah at least four at least okay that's a lot used all 20 it was bad uh my points would probably go to You know, they have like a IQ. It's not that I'm a dumbass.

It's just that I was a late bloomer in football. I didn't start playing until I was really 17. I didn't know any of the calls. I was asking all the vets for what we were doing on every play. Who do we got? What do we got? You ask any of the guys that played with me, they told me who to block 90% of the time.

Now, getting the people blocked is a lot easier than figuring out how to block them. So the mental side was big. Injury prevention, obviously. Longer arms. Yeah, because your arms aren't that long. You go little T-Rex going on. 79 arms.

Oh, for your height. So actually they are kind of long. Pretty good. Well, it's also wingspan, though. I don't know. Well, no, because 70s, your arms are definitely not 79 inches long. You'd be like...

No, that's right, because he's about 6.7, that's a 6.7 wingspan. Yeah, so you're... But I don't have a long arm. The question is you have a wide torso. Yes. So arm length is really the better conversation to have. A wide torso.

Well, so maybe that's what makes your arms effectively shorter. I don't like a Lego man. You kind of are built like a Lego man. Huh? They just both put their hands up at the same time with the Lego figure. Don't you worry. So, yeah, length of arms. Kyle, your awareness on, so your best season was NF Madden 16.

Your awareness, which is, you know, mental. Wow, impressive. Yes, 76. So just off of that, you need to bump up automatically. So you're right in throwing some. points that way. You're throwing power, though, 67.

How did you want to, you know, because baseball. Madden did their homework. They were like, oh, so 67's good. That's pretty high. That's pretty high for a fucking guard. I was like, I should be hard than that. Yeah. You're still, you're still the white socks.

Okay. Did I have any accuracy with the football? 52. Throw accuracy short was six. Throw accuracy. Mid was six. I was. Yeah, you were six, so yeah, that's not very good. They didn't want me to play.

Yeah. I want to be madden. Definitely arm length. Yeah. And toughness was good. Yeah, 91. 91. That's a good toughness.

You're a pretty tough guy. Your ball carrier vision was 25. Don't give me the ball. How was my man coverage? Why are they giving you ball carrier vision? You have 39 stiff arm. It's not bad. That's a good stiff arm, Kyle.

Are you kidding me? You should be like a 91 stiff arm. That's the one thing defensive guys can do when they get the ball. Man coverage was 15. Man, I think with pass protection, you should have a higher man coverage, like skill. Do you think so? Oh, that's actually a good point, Kyle. You know?

Yeah, that's a good point. Chris, your best Madden was Madden 12. That was a good year. And you were. 89 overall. Yeah. We peaked at the same year. So peaked the same four years.

You had a 76 awareness. Not bad. Not great, Bob. You had an 88 jumping. I could jump. Which, if you recall from our, from our green light combine, was one of your better,

better events. That was good. That was good. That was good. They used to definitely. profile the fuck out of me with quickness. 95 toughness. What? Tough fella.

Now, and so Matton 12 is two. Four points higher than me? Not even one point? Like, their brothers, just make it one point. Chris is tougher. He's got tattoos. But they're like four points for every appendage that has ink on it. It's not just the ink, Kyle.

Some fucking guy. You had an 87 pursuit. Hey, Kyle. What is Katie? Is that what Katie says? you know who I am you know you know fuck you man Kyle you know I'm fucking tough Kyle you know I'm tough you're the biggest baddest guy at the party I'm not but there's one guy the biggest baddest guy at the party is thinking about

it's the older brother you know I'm fucking tough cow I think about what the food is man you're thinking about fighting me I'm trying to fucking knock I'm aware awareness that's why he's got you unaware I got you tied with awareness I was pretty unaware Well, they did. Maybe they heard about the high ankle that I fucking shot up for nothing in St. Louis for an entire year.

Pepperidge Farm remembers. Nobody remembers that. Just the doctors who did it. The Blazer guys. Best Hall of Fame induction speech that hasn't happened yet. There's some current players that are certain Hall of Famers of those fellas. Davis Mills. Davis Mills? Yeah, we're still in the Davis Mills. I still haven't heard him really tall. Mortals. No, I'm joking. So the exercise is, Reed, you just got to pick it. Yeah, yeah. Of those fellas who are certain Hall of Famers that are still playing, you know, the Aaron Donald's, Tom Brady's, who's going to have the best Hall of Fame induction speech? That's from Wheeler Intrigued.

Willie intrigued. I think a guy I really want to hear talk is somebody that flies under the radar as it pertains to stardom, but is the gold jacket standard for his position, and that's Zach Martin. Zach Martin. Say something, bro. Ten years, he's been doing it at an incredible clip, and I want to hear him talk about.

I know he's not going to talk about himself the whole time. Under the radar guy, man. So under the radar, such a class act. And if God made a football player, it was Zach Martin. I want to see how fucking huge. Quentin Nelson looks. He's going to be a Hall of Famer at like 31. He's going to be like, well, I mean, whenever he retires,

they need to walk him right in the Hall of Fame. But that guy, I mean, he's so fucking big, dude. I just want to see him in his gold jacket. You. Yeah. And I want to find out, like, the measurements of people's gold jackets, who probably has the most insane measurement. Like Deacon Jones, God rest of soul, probably just had crazy.

Think about some of the backs on those alignment. But Jason Kelsey. Yeah. Must see TV. The guys, as people are starting to see, the most charismatic man in the NFL, honestly, and very authentic. And so those two things to me make a great speech.

How authentic are you? How charismatic are you? And how emotional are you? Because that motherfucker is going to cry. He's definitely going to cry. It's going to probably, if I was to set the over under on crying for Jason Kelsey is going to be like 17 seconds.

And then another guy, who's 10 out of 10 going to cry is going to be Aaron Donald. Aaron Donald's going to tear up pretty quick. But Kyle, the answer in a different way might be, you know, when it comes to intrigue is Aaron Rogers. That's actually a podcast that would be willing to tune into. I would give Aaron an hour. Yeah.

I promise you. I'll give him a long-form podcast. I'll watch three hours of Aaron Rogers. Pat McAfee. I want Pat McAfee and Aaron Rogers on stage for his Hall of Fame induction. and I just want them to talk. Yeah, for like an hour. In jeans and blazers.

There you go. Another one, Russell Wilson, can't wait for that one. And I think the best speech, like overall is going to be Von Miller's. I think Von Miller will give like the most down to earth but magnificent, thoughtful, like, you know, I was an alien and I'm also a great speech guy. You're going to be like, wow, he's going to wow people, I bet. Because his podcast is great. I've heard nothing but good things about Vaughn.

He's just fun to be around and an interesting, very smart, dude. Down to Earth, very smart. That's what you're going to be wowed, dude. And then favorite voice in football, Patrick Mahomes. Nice. Yeah, I wrote Mahomes as well. Yeah. It's going to be the year 2040.

He'll be worth $2.5 billion just off NFL contracts. He'll have broken every record known to man. Yeah. that the football world has ever known. And he's going to have some amazing stories. And he's a guy that I think is going to tell him. And people are going to love him in a way that they don't love him now because they see him on commercials.

They see him dominating their team every week. Yeah. But when a guy goes to the Hall of Fame, it's kind of a group appreciation where you're watching this speech. And you say, wow, that's greatness. And that's cool. He feels like he's like a 90s athlete to me in like the best ways. It just feels like, you know,

it's just about ball with him. And he, you know, that Jordan competitiveness that you talk about, I believe you a thousand percent, because I see it on the field. And then when you, when I hear things about like the way he is from you, it's just there are certain guys that you play with and you come across him. If you're lucky enough, you're like, damn, dude, that guy's just different. You just bit wired different. Like I went back, broke my leg, didn't get to touch the field one time.

And it was worth every minute that I spent that training room just to be around that kind of greatness, you know, because it's a generational talent. And in 2040, who knows, maybe I'll buy a ticket to the induction. And I know he was fucking cool to hang out with. And he probably liked having you, even though you weren't playing on the war zone team. Yeah. Think about that. I think I only did it once with him. Okay. He was like, oh, when you can get back out here, Kyle? We need you out here, big guy. I don't even know how to do it, Patrick Mahomes. Can I, as a non-athlete go up to an engaging conversation with former pros at a wedding? It depends on what your definition of engagement of conversation is. Yeah. I think it's always polite to say hello,

especially if you're in a wedding setting. Like we're all at the wedding together. We got invited because we're not assholes, but there's always assholes at weddings. So don't be the asshole. There is always an asshole at a wedding. Yes. Isn't there? In public, where do you say, just don't approach me? Well, let's see. Definitely if I'm like, if I'm at a dinner with my kid and my wife or something. It's mainly family stuff. Like, and there's even a way to do that. that I'm not going to be bothered by it. First off, like, it's fucking cool that people want to talk to you.

Like, that's stupid to me. You know, I'm like, oh, that's cool. If you have a good interaction, it's great. But, you know, some people are just, my pet peeves are these. Who are you? Okay. Then I'm going to play a game with you.

Should I know you? How long do you want to find out? You know, how long do we want to play this game? I'm not going to tell you who I am. Walking up to me when I'm eating with my family or eating and doing anything other than like, you know, man, like the pot or like big fan, like I just walk by.

You know, you can't do a convo while somebody's eating. Yeah. I'm on my lunch break. Another thing is like, don't be rude to my wife. Ooh. I haven't, I haven't experienced that one yet.

Because I'm usually being rude. But not rude. Like, I don't even mean like, be engaging. Like, if you're going to say, you know, like, hey, I'm blah, blah, blah. And you're going to stand and talk for five minutes. Gotcha. Introduce yourself to my wife.

Yeah, yeah. I hear you. Don't be. creep about it that's that i didn't even think about that but like yeah that's part of manners i guess right yeah what about on an airplane let's say like you're sitting next to somebody that you know is famous oh you got no out there you have to you have to talk to people if they talk to you you can't but is it a code break for the person to even like talk to you because like i think it is like if i was sitting next to a famous person that i knew i'd wait till the end of the flight

exiting the flight and i'd say by the way like yeah like your work yeah and that's it Unless you're, unless you are in an adjacent industry and have a mutual friend or something like that. Like for me, I hold myself to a standard of like, I really don't want to bother anybody. But like, say, I don't know, who's somebody famous who you actually would have a conversation with because you know. Josiah Johnson was on a flight of mine. Right. And it was before I followed him on Twitter and everything. And I was like, do you play ball or something?

He's like, no, bro. I used to play. Don't even worry about it. Really? He was super nice. Couldn't have been nicer, but I had no clue. And now he's like... Well, he's a big ass, dude.

But there was like three of us that were talking. There was like three big guys. And he did play ball. He played it. You see like, but he was like, no, bro, not anymore. He's like, I'm not what you think I am. I'm making an internet money. He's like, I'm not in the NFL.

He's like, I'm not in the NFL. Yeah, pretty much. From what city would you pick a random guy to have your back in a street fight? Sweet Harry Lou. Chicago. Hey. Because they don't fight.

Rio de Janeiro, Kyle. Israel is a country. The favelas of Rio de Janeiro. What, Kyle? They don't get guns. You don't get some like hot babe with a, with a pistol to back you up. It's not,

it's see the cartel weapons there, they're making out there. We're talking about a street fight. No, but that's actually pretty smart. Like, let's say you chose Tel Aviv. Like, everybody there has military training. That's true. That's true. That's true.

Switzerland. Is that why you made the point? There's like a bunch of countries. Kyle's that why you wasn't. Okay. But I know that. I'd feel bad if they. I know guys they're not a fight.

Yeah, but think about Rio, dude. Special forces. Think about, think about Rio though. Yeah, but maybe getting in the space. You're going to get shanked by a copper can. You can't tell me that everybody in Israel is a badass.

And like, we're not talking politics here, okay? But what we are talking about is the fact you can't just, you can't tell me that like, oh, everybody's in the special forces. So.

Yeah, the Eastern bloc. Everybody from that region in Russia, Dagestan, not Russia. It's not Russia, Kyle. Dagestani citizens in general. Oh, Rio de Janeiro. They all know martial arts, man. You gotta start this. A bunch of Gracie's down there, dude.

We have to fund a war. What were you going to say? I was going to say Baltimore. The correct answer is Letter Kenny, Ontario. All they do is fight up there. Oh, really? Yeah, you watch it. They just go outside.

No. Let's have a row. Letterkenny. No. It's a great show. Great show. It's a fictional place. Yeah, it's a fictional place, but it is based upon a listo, listo well, Ontario.

It's like a little hockey town, farm or hockey town. I was even looking up. Drink and fight and darts. It's a fake town. But it's based upon Listowel. I know. But I guarantee you where they all read if a bunch of dudes from Rio de Janeiro ended up in letter Kenny, there would be a bunch of dead Canadians.

They'd be like, oh, I'm just telling you. And then letter Kenny's walk out in their snow suits. Yeah. You know, spit a little bit of beer. Yeah. Be like, let's have a fight. Yeah. And then the Ria de Janeiro ins.

They'd be like, they'd be like snap. Man, those motherfuckers can kick you from inside. You just stand at the. door and kick the shit out of you right in your neck. Yeah, but they're cold. They're joints. You know? Letter Kenny, they're built for that. I don't buy it. You got Rio?

I got the Israeli. The Israelis, okay. Hold on a second. The seals, they live a certain place, right? Seals, yeah. Yeah, you don't want to get in a fight in Coronado. You get slapped up. You get karate chopped 15 times of the neck in front of your wife at a bar. And then the dude just, uh, new,

neutralizes you. Where was the hotel on John Wick, Chris, where they all met up? Not John Wick. The city where they all had like a safe house, I would call on that zip code. New York City. It's at 56 Beaver Street in New York City. Yeah, don't get for street. They're not pussies.

No, don't, don't come at somebody sideways on Beaver Street. Put you down. You get damned up. Okay. Which state or city would you want to be able to? the drive with zero cars, zero laws. With its current infrastructure and roadways, like which road would you want to drive on pretty much?

Oh, got it. So there's one car. Yours. So literal. There's one car. Just yours. I took it as there's no cars and I'm like, what we drive in?

You can drive whatever. What would you drive? Oh, I would drive a fucking dirt bike. Your personal Mario, my license. Dirt bike. I like that.

I would just dirt bike around L.A. or something. You know, because it's GTA essentially. It's like, you know, I can do whatever I want. I can go up there in the mountains where the cougars are. I mean the real cougars, Kyle, up there. I don't mean Beverly Hills.

He's on a big bear. I'm driving. No, Kyle to the place in Grand Theft Auto where you could hit a fucking cougar with a car. Got it. I want to go up there. With the observatory. The parachutes up there on the. I'm going to Griffith Observatory.

I'm going to drive down in the fucking the dried up river like Ryan Gosling and place me on the pot. lines. But with nobody on my... I haven't seen it. I might put... I'll put my lovely wife on the back of the dirt bike and we'll look cool as shit. We'll be driving through the river. You know that movie? No, that's not placed beyond the... Or is it drive? I'm getting mixed up because of dirt bike. It's drive

where they go down in the gully. Yeah. And they're going really fast and then he drops her back off. Which is itself a reference to Rebel Without a Cause when James Dean did that. Really? Yeah. It's an illusion. With an A. So they're alluding to. Yeah. Hey, what city are you going to go?

L.A. was, that's a pretty cool. But I think New York City, can you imagine New York City was zero cars, zero people? Like, you're just cruising around. Like, there's so many bridges and. So many bridges. Like, just wild shit. Like, you can even make some of the bridges into jumps if you want.

Yeah. You could, like, put it up a little bit. Yeah. And I think I'm going to go with what you were talking about. Instead of a dirt bike, I get one of those BMW, you know, rally bikes. Yeah. Put some bags on the bag. back.

Yeah. Are you still stopping at the stop plates? No. No helmet, though. I'm not going to roll play. No, I'm wearing a helmet. I would wear a helmet for sure. Yeah.

Name the actors in a Greenlight podcast movie. Call me Hickey. This is good. This is a really good question. So, Kyle, you want to go first, and then I'll, I got you guys. I'll go first. Chris, I'm going to cast you as Damon Targaryen from the draft. dragon show and you can pull him up damon targaryen look at this friend looks like a total

prick on this guy Chris what okay do I look like this guy no you don't you just have strong facial features so I put him on there because he has the strongest facial features uh Damon Targaryen he's got fucked up ears Kyle he's he's elvin oh oh elvin yeah is that real he's a Targaryan I'm not even sure if they're elves. I guess he's a Targaryen, not an Elvin. Yeah, he's not Elvin. He's just a Targary. He does have a rectangular face.

He does have a rectangular face. He does have a rectangular face. I'm looking at him. Big square-jawed, motherfucker. Macon would be Benedict Cumberback. Cumberbacked. Cumberbacked. Benedict.

There he is. Look at that. On the right? Second picture of the top right. How about the same? serial killer in that show I'm watching right now, the patient. Speaking of serial killers, I have Matt Kingston as Penn Badgley from you. Hold on us.

Look up Penn Badgley. No, that's a compliment. And I have Reed as Miles Teller or Johnny Depp from the trial. Do you just sucking up to my staff? I'm just doing solid. No, that's good. Now I'm going to feel like an asshole. But you are like the benevolent.

You know what? You're Johnny Depp from the trial some of these mornings when we come in on Mondays we're drinking coffee and we're just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't kill me, Matt. I'm happy with that. Are you kidding me? That guys are much better looking to me. And I thought you were going to roast me, man. So I wrote down some things. Targaryen. Good, roast me. I'm not going to roast

you. Did you say Macon looks like Dominhal Gleason? Is that what you were saying? Yeah, look that up. The patient. Look him up. I don't need to because it's who I have. It's who I have. Ah. Yeah. Makin did a whole spiel about how. like him i look like domen hall glitian downell he thought you look like him i think i think domen hall sounds pretty fucking cool uh no i think he's got that making smirk yeah he's got them yeah a little

bit they're shaped their faces are shaped the same way they're definitely white yeah they're definitely uh for kyle i was kind of stuck on you but i decided to go with alan rich You guys seen the new Jack Reacher? Oh my God, Kyle. Thanks. Did he just try to have sex with you? Look at this guy. This is unbelievable.

Look at this guy. He's the most jacked person I've ever seen. Kyle. Matt just tried to fuck you. Who is this? Matt just tried to fuck him. I'm uncomfortably hot right now. I'm sweating.

He has a bunch of hair. He's gonna put your abs. Look at the top right picture. I wouldn't let my wife near that guy. Look how big he is in the top right picture. Click on the top right picture. She lives in my neighborhood. I would petition to put an ankle monitor on him.

Top right picture. Look at this motherfucker. Just like. Alan Richston's in your bedroom, Chris. Get home. I don't trust men with butt chins. Strong chin. Yeah, look at this guy.

It looks like he's a fucking cartoon character. Okay. All right. I decided to cast. There's got to be something wrong with this guy. I would make so much. much shit up about that guy if he if he just moved to town and my wife's like what's up with the new jack reacher guy open source it's not funny nope shedding for sure shedding wouldn't even try it

viral shedding okay Kyle just gonna keep going yeah I got I got Well, who do you think Jesse Plemons is playing? Me. No, I have him as Bo. Oh, I forgot to cast Bo. I think Jesse Plemons could pull Bo off. He's a great actor.

No, yeah, yeah. Bo would love that. Have you have Bo zoom in and ask how he feels about being Jesse Plemons. I thought Reed was pretty obvious, Timothy Shalome. Oh, boy, you guys missed on Reed. and then for Nate he'd have to burke up bulk up a little bit

but I think Sterling K. Brown could pull it off man these are really pretty good except I'd Hollywood would do this to us by the way for sure for sure I'm crying they would make Nate so fucking handsome

they would make him wait make Nate handsome they would make Nate this guy yeah yeah for sure handsome black man that everyone is like look at bottom left picture right there. Wait till I cast him as Idris Elba. Edris. Idris. For myself, I was thinking,

Alfie Allen. You remember the dude from Beyond from Game of Thrones? I'm not comfortable with you casting yourself as this guy because I can't shed the reek. He's so good as Reek. Like if he's in something else, he needs like two films to pull himself out of Rique. That's fine. I had a backup for myself.

It was Stephen Yun. That's so good of you. I love him. Also met him on a plane. Great guy. Really? You met him on a plane? Great guy.

In the midst of me watching Walking Dead. He walked into first class and I was like, this is like a commercial. He's a big Lions fan. Oh, really? Yeah. And then Chris, I gave you Glenn Powell, dude from Top Gun. Glenn fucking Powell.

He just looks annoying. Thank you. I appreciate it. I don't feel as bad casting you as young Steve Bouchem. Well, he was hot. Did you see him? He was a firefighter. Him and Angelina.

Pull up a picture of young Steve Buscemi. Pull up the side-by-side, Angelina Joe Lee, Steve Buscemi. Oh, but you know what? That guy was annoying in Top Gun, but eventually he had the goods. Wait, did he not have the goods? Yeah, he came through. Yeah, you think he's evil, but he's not so evil. He was also really good and everybody wants some.

Look at this young. Steve Bouchemy. Not with this fucked up haircut, but yeah, look at him, going off the war and shit. Look at him. Got the, yeah, he was getting bays. He was getting baves. He's got range, too. He could pull it off.

He was getting baves. Not the old. I'm not projecting you in 30 years. You're not going to turn into old Steve Bouchemey, but right now I got your young Steve Boucher. You got to put up if the, yeah, I mean, okay, I'll just. Steve's also really let himself go a little bit. Like he doesn't really care what he. Facial features. Top left. Look at that. Look at that guy. Angelina Jolie, who is by a lot of accounts,

one of the most beautiful people on the face of the earth, Steve Bouchemey, they look like they could be siblings right there. That's true. So Scott, which nobody's casted yet, is obviously, and I don't know how to say his name, Shia LaBouffe. Shia LeBoof? Taking a shot.

He's a dead ringer for Shia LeBuff. Isn't he? He does look a decent amount like him. So anybody who hears Scott on the mic, He looks like Shaila Buff. Peanut Butter Falcon. Great movie. I haven't seen it.

Is it good? Lusely based on our relationship, Chris. Oh, is it? What's Peanut Butterfielder Falkin? You check it out. Okay, I'm looking. Oh, he needs a wrestler name. You need a wrestler.

A young special needs fella. and Shailaboof travel the Southlands. And he wants to be a wrestler. And that's his wrestling name. He says, if you want to be a wrestler, you need a nickname.

So I was helpful to this character? He was like peanut butter. Falkin. I was helpful to that character. Yeah, yeah. And what were they wearing when they chose peanut butter falcon?

So I'm that you motherfucker. No, Chris, it's okay. Okay. All right. All right. And I originally had Kyle Kast. as this guy who played the mountain on Game of Thrones, but I felt like that's mean.

Like people always... No, no, I mean, no. I've heard that before. Hoffboard. He is really trying to fuck you today, huh? Well, Kyle, I had you cast as, uh, as, um, the guy from the shield. I don't know.

Look up the guy from the shield. Shield. The one man. The one man. Oh. He's, what's his name? Thing? No, no, no, no.

Michael Chickles. Kyle, honestly, you don't look like that guy. That's a great, no, that's our, that's our, that's our, that's our, that's our, that's our, that's our therapist. I had Ben Kingsley, but too short. I also had J.K. Simmons, who's actually really jacked. Pull up J.K. Simmons. Look at J.K. These guys all have in common with their balls.

Jeff, right, Chris. Well, hold on a second. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, not by tempo. Look how jacked he is, Kyle. He could definitely get his jacked. Okay. You think they're all bald? They're your curveball here.

Shaved Bradley Cooper on growth hormones. Never seen that. Look at Bradley Cooper. Kind of looks like you sometimes. Shaved. I think. All right. Indiana Jones guy that got backed into the plane.

Definitely. The Nazi that they backed into the plane. Definitely it looked like that guy. He kept backing him up. And he went right into the propeller. Recently, Chris. I know you did, Kyle. It was great.

Reed, you are the fucking guy from Narcos. Hmm. Yeah. Like, that's Reed, dude. Oh. That's like literally Reed, dude. Pedro Pascal. Yeah, he's, I like him.

He's pretty dope. Yeah, dude, that's fucking Reed, man. Who's also the Mandalorian? Reed, that's you, dude. Look in the mirror. I'll take that. Oh, oh, oh, Brian Nelson is Alec Baldwin, but not stressed out.

If Alec Baldwin, everything we're going okay for Alex Baldwin, that's what Brian, that's what Brian Nelson looks like. Oh, Macon, Jared Leto, or McCulley Culkin. Quite a range of Megan there. Well, Jared Leto, you've got to be moody. Either Jesus or home alone. Pretty much. Well, growing up home alone, a little bit different.

He's back. He's doing well. Yeah. he thinks I think I think Macaulay Culkin once so this might backfire anyways Reed who you have

give us your cast Macon would be Josh Dumill Josh Dumel Yeah Macon Yeah I type Yeah

He's gonna love this Do a little shave Either this or Tim McGraw He's not gonna hear this read Tim McGraw Tim McGraw is too short And too jacked I'm just saying they're both

too handsome. Let's cast him as Danny DeVito and see if it gets back. Let's see if we can get Macon to listen to the show. Tell Macon, you won't believe who they casted you as. It's such an insult. And then he'll get on and see that we cast him as Josh Duhammel. Fucking Josh Duhamel. Kyle, you are Joe Mangy.

You know who John Manginella is with. Yep. Al Bundy's wife from that new show. Sophia Vergara. Sophia Vergara. What? Yeah. Kyle, you're a smoke show, bro.

Let's go. Yeah. Like real life, bro. Look at that beautiful bald head, bro. Look at that. Cat eyes. This guy's a beast. He used to call Kyle cat eyes.

Look into those eyes. Huh? This is Kyle. Joe Manginello. God damn, Kyle, you've got all the, you got the pecks and the biceps. You've aced it. I did something right with these guys.

I think they're trying to do a gang bang. I think they're here. for the gang back. Call me after. I think these two are here for the gangbag. This is good. Chris, you're Damian Lewis.

Damian Lewis. I don't know who that is. That's the dude from Billions, right? Yep, billions and Banda Brothers. He's great. Oh,

I like Damian Lewis, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could be a ginger. He's annoyingly confident in billions. Damian Lewis. And, uh,

Brian. Bobby. Bobby. Brian can have Bradley Cooper. Ooh. I'll get Brian some love. He gets Bradley Coot-Nallie. Scott Scoot McNary.

Scoot McNary. Great actor. He was in, um, godless. Oh, yeah. That's really well, that's well casted. It's the, it's the stare. Yeah. Yeah.

Some of you people listening don't know what Scott looks like. But he looks like him. Scott looks like Scoot. They don't. I don't know what I look like either. Well, they kind of do. You look like young, sexy, Steve Bouchemey. And Ben Badgley.

Yeah. Matt, you're Orlando Bloom. Thank you, really. Dude, sir, just hyping each other up in here. I'll bring you an extra bagel on Friday. But honestly, Kyle, I mean at the Bradley Cooper, the shave Bradley Cooper. I don't know, Landau Bloom's handsome. Who could play you?

Nobody. Lane Johnson. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Ralph Lekeith Stanfield Pull it up Oh yeah

That guy's a good actor Awesome He was in the sorry to bother you Yeah sorry to bother you That's a different movie for sure Kind of lost me with some of it But he's really good I've seen him in Atlanta

He's good And Scott just submitted a few Makin is Woody from Toy Story Kyle is the ogre from Revenge of the Nerds Chris Chris is Trip McNeeley from Can't Hardly Wait Who's Trem McNeely? Tret McNeely

Yeah Oh God Reed is James Franco Oh Jerry O'Connell Ralph is Rufio from Hook He does look like Rufio from Hook Rufio Fuck yeah dude

Rufio was a super villain though Ralph's a hero people argue that Peter Pan was actually the villain and Matt the sniper from boardwalk empire forget his name without the face mask

maybe look him up Richard Harrow yeah he's a fictional character I wonder what the name of the actor is It's hero it's um his name

translates to Jack Hustin. He's a good actor. Look at those pearly whites. Jesus. There's a lot of sexual energy in here, huh?

I mean, it's just, we're just, if we're doing player comps, like these are all nice. I think we're doing each other a lot of favors. We are, man. Ralph,

Ralph just said he has a new Halloween costume. He's going to go as Rufio. Roof E.O. There were a couple of this submitted directly to you though, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. There were some that were submitted directly to me. And these are not getting answered.

Okay, this falls into the category of not mailbags that are not getting answered. Whose dick is bigger? You or Kyle. That's from Nink 50. Some guy in a football uniform. And then the very next question was from, I'm not going to docks this guy. Who's got the biggest piece of them?

Fletch, Kelsey, BG, or Milata. People are just confidently asking me about teammates' dicks. Right after, I got two in a row, two mailbags in a row about dicks. One from a former pro athlete and one from, no, we're not answering that. And the other one I'm not answering is this. Bigger code break, playing after the whistle,

versus playing after the safe word. Playing after the safe word. Yeah, dude. 100%. A thousand percent. It's a blurred line there, the whistle, but the safe word is like... Hard stop.

Yeah.