Green Light with Chris Long - Kylie Kelce On Motherhood, Her Husband Jason Kelce & Not Gonna Lie Podcast

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

Kylie Kelce joins Beau and talks all things Kelce, her podcast Not Gonna Lie, motherhood and much more. Kylie met up with Beau in San Francisco at Super Bowl LX. Beau and Kylie got to know eachother when Beau played with Jason Kelce on the Philadelphia Eagles. Beau brings up being mistaken for Kylie in a viral social media clip, Donna Kelce on the TV show The Traitors and Kylie at the Olympics. Enjoy Kylie and Beau! (00:00) - Intro (01:00) - Beau is Kylie’s Doppleganger (03:30) - Not Gonna Lie Podcast (14:50) - Motherhood (25:25) - Biggest Tantrum - Jason Kelce or Kylie's Kids (30:20) - Beau the Candyman (33:45) - The Night Kylie Met Jason (35:30) - Kylie’s Field Hockey Career (43:12) - Kylie at the Olympics (50:18) - Quick Hitters with Kylie Kelce Have some interesting takes, some codebreaks or just want to talk to the Green Light Crew? We want to hear from you. Call into the Green Light Hotline presented by Zone Nicotine and give us your hottest takes, your biggest gripes and general thoughts. Day and night, this hotline is open: ‪[phone]‬ Head to https://nicokick.com/zone and use code GL20 for 20% off at checkout. Check out Green Light's ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, where you can catch all the latest GL action: Green Light with Chris Long: Subscribe and enjoy weekly content including podcasts, documentaries, live chats, celebrity interviews and more including hot news items, trending discussions from the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, NCAA are just a small part of what we will be sharing with you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Someone, I'm not gonna name me names. I'm putting a dump truck, okay? And so if I'm gonna be, if I'm gonna be mistaken for any man, let it be known that I want it to be for a man that has a dump truck. You've had some stellar guess. If there's a moment where you're interviewing somebody and you're like, holy shit, I'm interviewing so-and-so. On a, almost every time.

I'm not a poop guy. You're not. At all. How much poop are we talking about here? We're being mean to me now, so you get the fuck out of here. I told you. would start out nice. Okay, live from the Greenlight HQ presented by BetMGM.

I'm sitting down with Kylie in the Eero Speed Lounge. Kylie, you are my favorite Kelsey by far. I know you're just saying that because I'm here. Oh, Benny's up there too. But yeah. Honestly, Benny is a... She has been become a sweetheart later. She is.

But I'm also honored that I'm constantly mistaken for you. and I want to ask you, I think I kind of want to start off. I want to read you this tweet that I still am so, so proud of. Please pull that up, boys, because it is the funniest shit in the entire world. Yep. Kylie is so beautiful, down to earth. Look at those ripped field hockey arms. She is the glue, the neck, the foundation.

Kylie is giving us Midwestern mom's life. And then, isn't that her dancing around Jason and the cowboy yet? Look at those guns. Someone goes, no, that's a man. That's Palin. the photo is the best part. Yeah, I forgot to shave that day, apparently. Yeah, but look at those ripped field hockey arms.

Yeah, I mean, here's the deal. We're in a great time for women and women empowerment and how we view our bodies and that like there is some value, actually a significant amount of value in being a strong woman and looking strong. I find this to be a compliment. God, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Also. Also.

Oh, God. Someone, I'm not going to name me names. I'm pointing a bow. Has a dump truck. Okay? And so if I'm going to be, if I'm going to be mistaken for any man, let it be known that I want it to be for a man that has a dump truck. Yeah, that's just honestly, I thought you were going to come on here and bully me. So, like, thank you.

Don't. I'm starting off light. Okay. Good. Bo is, I always explain it. like you're, I bully you like a little brother, but we're the same age. Yeah, but you have four kids. So that kind of.

Yeah, you just sort of get into the mix when you get there. Yeah. Have you shared what my kids call you? Oh, we'll get there. Okay, got it. Go ahead. But I also, not me trying to take over.

You can take over, but I do want to show you one more photo and that's, I was honestly also honored to be mistaken as you. And you got to lean into it. You do. Right? Yes. Strong women are in. Princess Diana.

Yeah. Wow. Anyway, I just wanted an excuse to show that because like... Did you put on mascaraa? Libby did. Okay, that's what I thought. I do think Libby told me about that. Yeah, that's the best my hair has ever looked.

Oh, you did let her pop a couple curls in there too. 100%. Yeah, I mean, if you're going to get someone to do your hair, might as well be the same person that does my hair. You know? Yeah, double down, dude. Anyway, I just had to show that because I look fucking good. You do.

The contour is, I mean, you look stunning. Yeah, that might be my Super Bowl look this week. What do I got for you today? I got some good stuff. I don't know. You tell me. This can't be good. No, I do. So I did a lot of research for this. I'd like to talk about your podcast, Not Gonna Lie, with Kylie Kelsey. Yes.

You know, there's some really good segments on there. There's something that I really fucking love. One of my favorite ones is places Kylie has some business being. Yes. And I guess what I'm asking you is, do you feel like the Greenlight HQ presented by BetMGM is a place that Kylie has some place being, or is that a place you have no business being? I have no business. I have no business being on podcasts. I know that I have a podcast and I still believe I am no business being on podcast. I have some business being here because my little

brothers. I forced you into it. I guilt tripped you into it. My little brother asked me to. But we got zone. We got gambling. Like these are all things that you love. So I think you have some business being here. Sure. Yeah. And silver oak. Yeah. Come on. It's all my favorite things. We got canned Gatorade. That actually is one of my favorite things. Love that. Yeah, this seems like a good time. Yep.

Chop it up. But one of my other favorite segments that you do is you know what's fucked up. Because it's basically just an excuse for you to complain about things. I, yes. That's a very nice way to say that. It feels therapeutic in a way. It does. It is.

It is. And I get to say it with oomph. Like, I get to be like, you know what's fucked up? Ooh. You got anything? Oh, not right now. I got, I'm glad you said that because I actually got something. You know what's fucked up?

Please. That Donna got kicked off a traitors on the first fucking episode and she was a secret traitor. It's kind of fucked up. I'm annoyed that she was a secret traitor. She could be conspiring with Rob right now. So for some reason, her being a secret traitor has irked me to a degree I can't explain. I wanted her to have her best chance to team up with people to like really get a little sneaky

with things. If she were a traitor but not the secret trader, I think she would have nailed it. Yeah, I agree. Because she's just too sweet. No one would have suspected it. Nothing. But she needed teammates. I feel like we were robbed of just some all-time television.

Some good Donna time. Yeah. I agree. That was fucked up. I got another, you know what's fucked up. Yeah. This one has been bothering me for a while. You know what's fucked up?

Oh, no. No, it's not. They sell hot dogs in packages of 10 hot dogs. Yeah. They sell hot dog buns and packages of eight. That's fair That actually bothers the fuck out of me Okay

I will tell you A lot of times Kids will choose not to have the bun So You know I'm all about them buns Come on You are all about those buns Come over at our house

You might have the right number Of hot dogs for buns You could always put too hot dogs In one bun I guess You could Double dog it Double dog it I got one more thing that's

Fucking me up Or you know it's fucked up Yeah I just updated my phone The new iOS is fucked up Like we're in I'm not into it. We got to be able to figure that out somehow.

Yeah, I'm not into it at all. Yeah. All right, we can move on. But another segment of yours that I really like is tiny human question of the week. Yes. Yeah. And so I have a large human question of the week. Okay.

So I feel like you're like really about the TikTok life and stuff like that. I love TikTok so much. Yeah. How do you feel about Gen Z slang? Oh, no. I guess what I'm wondering. Are you going to quiz me on it? I just want to know what your favorite word of Gen Z slang is because I feel like you've

kind of been indocting. and indoctrinated into the TikTok lifestyle. Yeah. And I, like, there's some that I absolutely hate. Like, I hate Bussin. Period. Like, period. With a tea.

Can't stand it. I think that's the dumbest thing ever. Yeah, it's not great. You don't like Bustin? I don't like Bustin. I don't like Bustin. I like drip. Okay. I like Chugie.

You know? I'm going to need some help on that. You don't know Chugie? No. Okay. So, like, okay, earlier I offered you a Diet Coke. Yes. That would be.

Well, like, people that, drink Diet Coke and wear like Lily Pulitzer you know that might be kind of chew or like I don't know uh what else it's like it's like basic it's like basic kind of sure okay right guys back me up here anybody yeah like millennial basic oh I am chuggy are you self-proclaimed yeah I'm wearing black low-rise socks no show socks right now apparently that is aggressively millennial. Really? Aggressively.

They want, they, I say they, like the whole, all of the Gen Ziers, they want you to wear, I don't know, a mid-calf, what is it? What is the, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, sure, tube socks. The fuck. I didn't know that. Those are Chug. Yeah.

I mean, if Chuggy is millennial cringe, then that's me. I am her. She is me. I hate ick. I is my least favorite term, by the way. I just had such a good laugh about women posting different stances or things that they caught their significant other doing and said that it was the moment that they felt the ick towards their significant other. And let me tell you, there were, there was one where someone was trying to fix something up under a cabinet, but they were kneeling on the counter. Like on

He had a sway in his back That he will never recover That resumated with you There was another one where Which this feels exposing to me I would not be the person I would never be the person to do this But I'm glad she did

She posted a picture of her boyfriend I'm guessing in the tub Oh Wait men can't take baths now No He was on his stomach in the tub with his feet up. Like a little, like he was playing mermaids. What's wrong with that?

I, okay. Men can be comfortable. I dress up as a woman. I dress up as you. I mean, okay. That's the ick right there. Don't show that to Maddie. Oh, she's seen it.

Oh, she has seen that. Yeah. Yeah, I, I, there's a lot of funny things that come from the ick. I think I would pick. So they, I think, uh, Gen Z has tried to reclaim the term, unc. Unk, yeah. That's an OG term. Yeah, I agree.

Uh, I like it because it's an OG term. Unk. Yeah. I got, I got, I got what I'm trying to bring back. Okay. So like, please help me out with this. Boo ya. Oh, okay.

Yeah, right? Booya. No one says boo ya anymore. Nobody does say boo ya. That's actually pretty good. Let's do it. Okay. This week.

Booyah. How do you feel about the Super Bowl, Kylie? Boo ya. You're a fucking natural. Okay, I'll work on it. I'll work on it. I think it needs some emphasis. Booia!

Yeah, like that. All right, well, at some point, I'd like to hear a surprised booia during this interview. When appropriate, I will hit you with it. All right, so back to not going to lie. You know, like I said, did my homework. I watched every single podcast you've ever done. No, you didn't. No, I did not.

But I was kind of wondering, I feel you've had some stellar guests. And if there's a moment where you're interviewing somebody and you're like, holy shit, I'm interviewing so-and-so right now. On a almost every time. Really? Almost every single time. And it's just a surreal feeling. Yeah. All right.

Give me some examples. I always have this out-of-body experience of like, of gratitude. Yeah. Because I have, again, no business being in the situations that I'm in. I disagree. I have no business sweating my absolute balls off talking to Michelle Obama. That's the one I was kind of wondering about that. I mean, I think my pits are still sweaty.

I genuinely, like, we hung up the column. I was like, could you see my upper lip sweat? Like, I was just, like, in a, I was, it was, I was so nervous. Bindy Irwin is another one. I grew up watching Steve Irwin on Animal Planet. That was the channel I preferred growing up. Exactly. So that, yeah, Bindy was incredible.

Some of the athletes that I've gotten a chance, like Asia Wilson was, one recently that was awesome page beckers was incredible we got to have a shirley temple courtside in philly so that's a dream it was courtside shirley i know we always called it a kitty cocktail growing up you know someone commented on my stuff it is yeah someone said in the midwest we call this a kitty cocktail which like it feels disrespectful to the to the to the drink yeah to shirley i don't think shirley wants to be uh diminished to a kitty cocktail I think she deserves a little more respect. So consider it.

Consider maybe removing her from the kitty cocktail list. It's a tough habit for me to break. Shirley Temple. You could try. Kitty cocktail. We'll see if we can whip one up for you. Can Gatorade is the best thing you do right now. So, I mean, obviously you've interviewed some awesome guests like Michelle Obama.

That's fucking crazy. But has there ever been a moment we were interviewing somebody like, holy shit, I'm batching this? Kind of like how I'm feeling right now, you know? Are you? I think you're doing great job. But we're like, you know, you leave the interview, you're like, wow, that was tough. That was a hard one. You don't need to, like, name names.

I don't even know that I could name names because I think I repress the memory so that I don't dwell on it too long. I remember multiple times. I got nervous about where I was in the rundown. And trying to track the rundown, I have a prompter. And so I'm trying to move the rundown that we have up. And I just remember more than once in more than once. in more than one interview where I just had a moment of like, oh shit, I read that completely wrong.

Yeah. And then it seems as though like I was not prepared for what I'm doing. And Queen Emma, my producer puts a lot of work into those rundowns. So I want to make sure that I convey it appropriately. They don't call her Queen Emma for nothing. Exactly. You know. So I just.

So mostly just minor errors is what you're saying. I mean, I'm still waiting for the moment that someone gets on. And we're about 10 minutes into the interview and they're like, why the fuck did I sign up for this? And then like talking to someone off camera and then all of a sudden the screen goes black. I'm waiting for that. Yeah. Well, have me on. I'd love to do that too.

Perfect. That'd be fun. The other thing, too, is like I feel like you're very authentically yourself on your podcast, which means there's kind of a lot of swearing and or shit talk. How much swearing is edited out on a, you know, on a base, on a pod-to-pod basis? Well, our beginning of the episode is typically just me. Just ranting. So it's a decent amount of cutting.

Yeah. Yeah. Some episodes I curse worse than others. My dad can't stand it when I curse. So I get a lot. I do know when I went too far because my dad will be like that that episode was hard, Kylie. And I'm like, okay, big Ed.

Does that same thing. Oh my God, Susie. I'm so sorry. Seriously. One time she texts me, she's like, you didn't swear it all in the live show today. I'm so proud of you. I'm so sorry. Thanks, mom.

I'm Greenlight's biggest fan. She'll leave some fun comments sometimes. I love her. I want to see a swearing blooper reel, though, if you just edited a super cut. I'm sure it'd be like three hours long. At least. Queen Emma.

That could be a good content idea. Yours truly. But going back, I mean, I feel you have had so many cool, serious guests, and it's interesting because I feel like there's such a fine line to walk between, you know, talking about things that are, like, important to you, you know,

or, like, you know, stuff that you want to really put out there and comment on, but also, you know, provide entertainment for your fans. Like, how do you, how do you kind of navigate that usually? I actually do a shit job because I say that I don't care. I, if I feel really strongly about it, we filmed a postpartum episode. I think I was three to four days postpartum with Finn last March. And I guess technically it was in April. But it was just, it was one of those things that I felt really.

strongly about. I felt like if we could film an episode so soon postpartum that we could talk about more important topics. And the episode did great. But to be honest, I didn't care whether or not the episode did great. It hit the people that it was supposed to hit. I got to speak to Rebecca Fox. She's, I'm going to botch her title, but she has written books on postpartum depression. and she is a practicing psychologist. She is outstanding. And she came on to discuss sort of like the stigmas and things like that. So those are the things that I feel really strongly about doing.

And our team at Wave and Queen Emma have been outstanding with executing. Yeah. Well, that actually is a perfect transition into a segment that I'm calling, how do I phrase this? I think I want to call it, shameless questions, a 34-year-old man with no kids. kids would like to ask his close friend and beautiful mother of four. Okay. Let's do it. Oh, no.

Question number one. Can I practice this with? Bo is acting like he is not well versed in children. Go on. Tell me more. What do you mean by that? I have no kids. Bo is a funkel.

He is. And he, I mean, you're officially a fungal. The transition has happened recently and I'm fucking here for it. Right. But you were, you've been at. and for some reason have always gravitated towards people who are I'm a kid, I'm a kid,

he's like, they will parent me and he goes there. Take me too! Yeah, yeah, if I just slide in here, they'll never know. Yeah. But you, like, even when you come to visit us, the girls know that they are going to get fun, Uncle Baby Bo. Well, it's, yeah, exactly.

Uncle Baby Bo has been the new nickname. Yes, it is. Where did that come from exactly? So, which child. We talk about Baby Boe. We talk about Baby Bow, which is Bo Elliott. Right. And we talk about him quite frequently.

And so then when we talk about Uncle Boe, there's a lot of Bose. Yeah. Two bows is a lot of bows to six, four and the two-year-old. That makes sense. Uncle Baby Boe, though, is a great, great thing. The minute the mistake happened, I was like, I'm never letting that down. I'm never letting that leave. That's happening forever.

I'm leaning into it. I mean, Uncle Baby Bo. It's the most fitting nickname I think you've ever been. I showed up at the door like a couple months ago or whatever. And it's just Wyatt inside peek your house. The winter she goes, Uncle Baby, Bo! It was like 7 a.m. But I was like, good morning, why?

What's up? Yeah. I think it was Ellie that technically made the mistake. I remember I was calling her baby Ellie and she got mad about it. And then she started calling me Baby Bow and then Uncle Baby Bow. She is, she will be our funniest child by accident. Really? Mm-hmm.

So I say Wyatt wants people. to laugh like she wants to make people laugh. Ellie makes people laugh has no reason, like no understanding why. Benny knows she's funny. Oh, okay. That's where, that's, that's, that's the difference there. She knows she's funny. She will like, fuck with you and be happy about it.

Ellie says shit and you're like, what? And she didn't mean it at all. She's just being her true and honest. And why is just bullying everybody? Why it's just leading the pack. Okay, can I ask you my weird questions about motherhood now? Please do. Yes.

Breastfeeding. Yes. What? Oh my God. You go ahead. Ask the question. I just can't. I'm so excited for the fact that you know I'm going to give you an honest answer.

Go ahead. Yeah. That's, I mean, you know, this is a topic that we get into a lot on the green iPod. Sure. Do you really? In between, you know, you know, run blitzes and talking about cover two and then breastfeeding. Sure. But I think, you know, as a man, I'll never have the privilege and honor of carrying a child

and breastfeeding. Yep. Maybe, you know? You never know. Never know where science is going. So I guess I'm trying to figure out how to put this in a respectful and or scientific way. You can just say it. Can you feel the milk leaving your manners?

Yes. Okay. All right. Let me tell you. This is actually, I'm so glad you asked this. Is this what you thought you'd be talking about today? No, I do. And I'm really excited about it.

Okay. So, so less, you don't feel it as much when it's leaving. But you do feel it when it lets. down. So like at any given point, you're not just like, well, it depends on the time, but you're not just like leaking milk, right? So like it's you, you let down the milk when the baby eats. But that happens at specific times. Like if you have not fed a baby in a while and a baby cries near you, that genuinely could like produce a letdown. The key is that you don't feel it leaving your boob. You do feel the letdown. And it feels like hot pins and needles to your nipple. You're welcome.

Great. I thought you were going to be like, I'm not fucking a man. No, there you go. That's a good answer. I appreciate that. And all the women who are listening to this are like, wow, that's a great explanation of what that feels like, you're welcome. I appreciate that. Question two.

Yes. I wonder if you could rank these experiences from best to worst, basically. Great. Being pregnant. The birthing process or the act of raising a child so far. Okay. By far, worst thing, being pregnant. Absolute garbage.

Trash do not recommend zero out of ten. It's a means to an end. I love my babies. I hated carrying them. Yeah. It's just an unpleasant experience. I will say that is the worst. Birth is second and raising them is the best.

Got it. Well, it depends on the day. Yes. Because birth, you have to think about it is just a drop in the bucket. And I have been. Maybe if you've had four kids. I was going to say, I've been, I've been, I've been, very fortunate to have really good birth experiences.

So I, yeah, I'm sticking with that. Pregnancy is literally nine months of nausea for me, which is terrible. And you don't like nausea. I do not like nausea. Yeah, one time I barfed in Kylie's yard and she was furious at me. I wasn't mad. I was just more concerned that you were going to come in the house and if you were going to do it again.

No, I had to get it out before I went in the house. He literally like, I see him get out of the car, the Uber. This was after Jake Elliott's wedding, by the way. Is that when it was? Yeah. I saw you get out of the Uber and all of a sudden he walked and just kept walking. But the driveway door camera is on the door. I was trying to look for the cameras.

Where the fuck are you going? Walked past the door. I'm assuming booted and rallied in the bushes and then ended up back in the house. And I was just like, if you're going to do that again, can you go back outside? I would have too. Great. Thank you for that. All right.

Anyway, back to Motherhood. Yep. Yeah. So you already know this about me, Kylie. but I'm not a poop guy. You're not. At all. How much poop are we talking about here?

What's the poop schedule looking like for having four kids? I will tell you, I have been in, let's call it, hairy situations. Sticky situations? Yeah. Some situations I would have preferred to, you know, go my whole life, not experiencing. You're talking about with your husband or with your kids? Both. I'm kidding.

My kids. They, like, Just on like a very simple day where it's and at this point it's gotten so normal that I'm annoyed. There is a potty seat that gets put on the potty so that they can walk up to the height and have their feet on something so that their butts don't fall in. And the number of times that they have not waited for a wipe and they will sort of like scoot their butt forward and then you have to like bleach the whole seat again is just I've had enough. Yeah, I heard a deep sigh from someone. Yep, someone who has kids. With kids.

Yeah, it's just you want them. You're going to have to move on. Yeah. I mean, there is a soundtrack of our lives, and it includes at any given point, someone saying, I'm all done pooping. And they've like passed it like a torch. Like Wyatt and Ellie have now passed it along. Benny now does it.

She has taken the reins on that. And at any given point in our house, you will hear someone yell. She is. She only asks to wipe for a wipe with poop. Good for you, Benny. So she's got places to go, things to do. Okay, I'd like to move on for poop. Okay, yep.

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Yeah you know what's funny For the first however many years of our relationship While he was still playing He would have a tantrum at work Which is the ones that I'm assuming you've seen And he would text me I fucked up That was the whole text

And it happened every single time And he would do it, I would say like once, maybe twice a season. Yeah. He would have what the kids are calling a crash out. Nice. Gen Z. Thank you. Thank you.

Blue ya. Maybe that's my. Maybe that's my favorite. I do like crash out. That sounds like a good segment for not going to lie, crash out of the week. Kylie's crash out of the week. Honestly, maybe. Yeah.

But he used to have those crash outs at work. Yeah. So I would just get the, right? I used to just get the iPhone. up. Although the one time, when he launched the trash can. That was funny. So, uh, because he got cleated. Yeah. That one, I got texts from other people before I got the text from him. I remember that. Which was a debacle. Um, no, I would say our biggest, I think the kids have each had their own biggest meltdown. I'm trying to think. Benny had a big one, literally last

night. She didn't want to say sorry to her sister for throwing a magnetile at her head. Oh. She like just. How's her arm? Pretty good. Great. The issue is was close range. They were sitting closer than we are.

Wow. And she just straight to the side of the dome like a fucking ninja star. Wyatt. And Wyatt didn't think it was funny. She was actually quite upset about it. And so Jason said, Benny say sorry to which she. She responded with screaming, crying for 10 minutes. So I don't know if that was regret or just like her trying to hunk her down and not have to say sorry.

But that kind of thing happens on a regular basis. Kelsey Crash out of the week. Okay. My last question about motherhood, I guess, or children. I saw during my extensive research into your podcast that you have a little bit about how long you'd let Travis watch the girl solo with no help. Yes. How long and would you give me more or less time than that? I have reached Uncle Baby Bo status.

Are significant others coming? No, Solodola. I would say that I would probably give you, you're not going to like this answer. Slightly less time. Okay. Why is that? The poop.

Honestly, factoring that in, I would have to give you significant less time. There's four. of them like at any the the chances that within an hour someone is taking a dump is so high i'd be more worried about benny fin this she's long you know she's little she's a little baby what if what if she poops and then she's she's standing now and what if she just like poop i'd be fine with it i just would complain about it you'd be fine with a blowout yeah i would just complain about it not stop forever so your standard function Got it. Okay.

Yeah, exactly. Yep, got it. Okay. Sure. So how long? Like an hour? Two? I'd say like two.

I'd say an hour, maybe an hour and a half. That sounds like a personal challenge. Okay. I mean, come through. You want that smoke? Come through. Oh, God. All right.

Well, we can move on from these probing questions about motherhood, Kylie. It's just a fascinating thing. What else did I have? I had a whole transition here plan. Well, I guess my question is like, obviously you're very. very comfortable talking about motherhood and poop and babies and stuff. Is that kind of a natural, was that a natural thing on the podcast or have you gotten more comfortable opening up about these elements of your personal life? No, I think I've never had a filter. That's why the

people love you, I will say, I will say you've known me well before I was doing anything. Yeah, this is a fascinating trajectory for you and your family. It's great. It's great to watch. It's fun. You're such an asshole. Like, would you, would you vouch for me? would you say this is exactly what you get? 100%. Okay, that's good to know. 100%, yeah. Thank you for that.

I have seen zero change from you and zero growth from other members of your family. But I mean, it is fun. I guess, yeah, it is, God bless you, you know. I've always been the same outspoken, opinionated person. And that's why we love you, Kat. He's like, now I extra can't escape you because you're on my fucking feed. Yeah. We used to be neighbors.

Yeah. You talked about this all? No. We used to be neighbors in South Philadelphia. We used to live right around the corner from each other. Literally. Literally. Yeah.

When we got Winnie, our first dog, she used to follow Jason around the corner to come and visit you. Yeah. Bo had like a normal adult kitchen, but when you opened the cabinet. Go on. There were containers of Tang. There was one big Costco size. container container okay if fucking i don't know why but connor and kelson selick made fun of me for this for like a year and a half because you had fucking tangy my mom bought it for me all right

it's literally just it's not getting better you know this i'm addicted to sugar straight up it's addicted to sugar it's one of the most impressive things i've ever seen i was going the the second half of that story was if you open the other door of the cabinet it was like industrial size bags of sour patch kids yeah i'll 340 pounds You think that shit just happens? You got a house candy? Yeah, but I mean, you'll be happy to know that my one-way track towards diabetes has changed. I've been on candy ban for one full year.

I know. And I don't like it. I don't like it. Right? I'm out. I'll get off that train sometime. Not right now. I mean, okay.

Dude, I was eating giant bags of candy in one sitting. Yes, you were. And I'm talking about multiple times a week. It was awesome. I did actually have candy on these little note cards to discuss. I'm happy you brought it up organically. Oh. You back up my candy addiction, I guess.

Yeah. Obsession. Addiction. Yeah. I mean, it was so impressive. Impressive. Yeah. I'd go with impressive.

Hell yeah. I've never met anything else who can eat a jolly ranch from one bite. So put that shit on my resume, Kylie. I'm going to need a little more information. Do you chew it? Chomp. Swala. You chew it.

One bite. Just swallow it. Yeah. That's why I'm on candy, man. This is the reason why. Did you choke? Was there like a near death experience? No, I'm fucking pro with this.

You know how many reps I've gotten? Okay. All right. All right, moving on. You're obviously very active on social media. Talked about your addiction to TikTok. Who's more addicted to TikTok or obsessed with it, I guess. You or Kelsey.

Because he was showing me his TikToks. he made and they're fucking terrible. Can you comment on that? I thought they were great. So I commented on and I said, this is the worst content I've ever seen. I will tell you, I did ask him about the toilet one. That's the one I'm talking about. Okay.

The first one was outstanding. Yeah. The second one I was like, I'm going to need a little bit. And he was like, it was really straightforward. And when he answered me that, I was like, oh, it was really straightforward. So he did mean that he was going to the toilet. Yeah, I was in the trailer. I got there.

It was terrible. You watched it happen? No, I left because like... You didn't want to watch it. It was a small space. You didn't want to be in the background? Absolutely not. I don't think with as close of an angle as he's getting, you would have even been in the shot.

Seriously, I know, right? I think it's great. I think it's very unique. I have not seen someone start all of their TikToks with their face this close. So I actually like it. It's a new trend. Boo-ya. But speaking of TikTok trends, did you see the 2016 to like 2026?

Oh, sure did you partake? I did not. We technically did on the podcast. Ah, I did. I posted a little photo of me and Connor Barron in a bathtub from 2016. This is great photo. Can we see this? Oh, yes, I did see this.

A little cold plunge with the friends. That's an absent salt bath. Oh, is it? Oh, how healing. How healing. Next time I'll lay out my stomach and kick my feet up. Please. But let me.

With Connor in there. Yeah, exactly. So Connor's going to need to, like, sit on your back or something? I'll figure out the logistics with Connor. Thanks. Have you told the story on the podcast of when of you doing the most impressive physical feet of your life? Do you know every single time I tell that story? That's how I say it.

Thank you. You're welcome. It was so hard, honestly. Because, and you know how I explain it? I say that you told me that if you had to carry someone who was dead weight, that would be difficult. But he was physically fighting you the entire way. And giggling the whole time. Because I guess he just met the love of his life.

He was fucking, he had the giggles. He had a sip of a Shirley Temple and was like, that's it. Yeah. That is it. What a guy. Yep. And you have hair down photos of him as well. Oh, yeah.

Because I will tell you that that's how I used to know that he was blacked out. When we first started dating, he would send me a selfie with no context. There was not, like, he would stop answering me an hour earlier. And then all of a sudden he would send me a selfie with his hair down. And it was typically like in the back of an Uber or like in a booth of a bar. And I'm like, I guess I'll talk to you tomorrow. I don't. Okay.

I feel like it must have done something right, Kai. I mean. I mean. Four kids later. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. All right, let's talk about some more exciting things, Kyle. Every time you start a new segment, I'm like, shit, is this the one?

No, this is, no, this is all, this is light work, all right? Sure. Yeah, you're quite the college athlete yourself, Guy. I feel like people forget about that. You're such a jerk. But Greenlight Pot has a close associate that played for your rival, Win Ed Mercy. Ew.

And we have a scouting report on you, and our field hockey correspondent, yeah, this is Merck. Played field hockey? Yeah, good adversity. What years? She graduated 2019, so. Oh, so we played against each other like two years. Okay, let me tell you about Gwinnett. So my sister went to Gwinnett, and she only played for one year because there was a situation with the coaching staff,

and they told her basically that she needed to choose between nursing and field hockey, but, like, just to give it a little context, it's Division III field hockey. Is she? Wow. So Gwenette is known for the nursing program. They have an outstanding nursing program because they start their clinicals really early. And it allows people to really understand whether or not they want to be a nurse. And just also like a longstanding program.

But that's your biggest rival, right? It was our biggest rival in college. Like so much so that there, I still remember an off season where I was running steps and I was like, I can't do this anymore. And then I had a moment of like, nah, I really want to fucking be Gwen. Then I kept going. Yeah. So fuck, quinnit. You didn't tell your wife I said that.

Um, Cabrini doesn't even exist anymore. My college does not exist anymore. And Gwen is still exists. And I will say fuck Gwen until the end of time. Fuck wedded. I'm a Cabrini man. All right. Everyone knows that.

But anyway, uh, we had really nice things to say about you, by the way. Your scouting report is that Kylie was their playmaker and the entire focus of our game plan when we play Cabrini. You just shit all over her and her organization. Wow. Uh, one of the, one of the conference championships we won, we actually did at Gwinnett. We won on their own turf. Oh, I got that in the Scouting Report.

Okay. That one was big deal. Yeah? I loved that. How'd you play? I think I played okay. Yeah. I don't remember for sure.

I remember our last game, my last college game ever. It was at Trinity, I think. Does that sound right? I think so. Yeah. We have it. And I think I scored two or three. goals.

Yeah. Patrick. Yeah. So humble. He knew it was three. Come on. I did not. Because I, all I remember is the minute the game ended, I was like, oh my gosh, I

never, I will never play field hockey again. And so then I promptly, we rode the bus all the way back to school. And instead of going 15 minutes from school to my house where I lived, I drove maybe 40 minutes into the city and cried myself to sleep in Jason's bed. And he the whole time was like, oh, uh, it's going. going to be okay. It's like, it's not. And I think in his head he was like, she just finished playing D3 field hockey and she's

having a fucking crash out. Whatever. It's the end of an era. It was. It was the end of an era. I loved that. All right. Let me brag about you for a sec.

In 2018, Kylie was named to the CSAC 20th C-SAC, C-SAC, 25th anniversary team honoring the league's best student athletes over the course of the conference's 25-year anniversary. Was that really? Yeah. And for what it's worth, her health. husband was only a two-time all-conference at Cincinnati while you were four times all-conference in college, my dog. Okay.

Boo-ya! Yes! Thank you. So I'm kind of a freak athlete. Okay. Yeah. And I'll never forget, Kylie, there was this one time we went to Top Golf. Do you remember that?

And you were slapping the ball with the craziest field hockey stance choking up on a driver. Yes, I do. And ripping it like 200, 300 yards. And I was like, holy fuck. It was sick. Thank you. Yeah. So that was really cool.

I do like that whenever, Jason does the same thing when he references my athletic ability. He's always like, you got to see this chick at top golf. Dude, it was like a defining memory for me. Because, I mean, I suck at golf and I'm like butt hurt about it. And you were fucking murdering the ball. And I was like, oh, my God. It's honestly, it's only that I get good contact. Great contact.

Yeah, that's fine. And I'm, in case you were wondering, that was how many years ago? That was like probably 10 years ago. Okay. I'm still choking up on a. driver. I mean, you're making great contact. I thought about pulling a full happy Gilmore and putting my, my field hockey stick in a

golf bag. That would be dope. I just think it could open up some opportunities for me. Yeah. Like putting would be way easier with field hockey stick. Seriously. Yep. We'll think about it.

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Air cheers. Oh, that's so funny. Okay. And then, hey, Lassie, you want to mix in some creatine. Yeah. This is no bullshit, okay? I'm just telling people, creatine has changed the game for me. Cognition is a big part of it, too.

It's not just like, hey, you know, getting jacked or that sort of thing. We're all jacked. You're jacked, bro. Thank you. I appreciate it. Say it back. But I'm jacked. You're jacked as well.

Oh, there it is next. He said I'm jacked. He is jacked. Yeah. He is more jacked than almost anybody here. The guy lifts the most. But creatine, he looks like he's on a lot of creatine. A lot.

You know, do you take creatine? How many grams do you take? I take seven. I take seven grams a day. And they're good for your brain. I talked about the cognition, really important benefits for recovery, strength, cognition, staying active as you get older. I think everybody should try creatine.

And, you know, I'm not a doctor, but you don't need to be one to be slanging creatine. You got a doctor right now. You know, why did I start taking it? I really do honestly have a hard time keeping my weight on. I've always had a hard time keeping my weight on. I just run like a machine that's like a ton of RPM. So I'm like always burning calories and shit.

Creatine helps me keep my muscle mass on, which helps me stay in the gym. stay strong into my 40s which is a whole you guys will see it fucking sucks um but creatine helps me there and like even in the afternoon when i got some brain fog or whatever i might take some creatine like half my dose um you know and and and i really do feel clear headed after i take it um i have introduced people to creatine yeah i've introduced i try to get my wife to start taking creatine she's taking some creatine um healthy brain cognitive benefits that get older and the muscle maintenance that Honestly, I wish I took Create Team when I played. You didn't?

That's a problem. I did not because I was always worried about pulling muscles. That's kind of like what people talk about. But you got to take a lot of it to really have tighter muscles. So yeah, I mean, like, listen, I'm a washed up NFL player now. And it's kind of the key to me staying in shape enough so people aren't like, what the fuck happened to you? Create gummies, man. Check them out.

They really do help. We know you're headed to Milan for the Olympics coming up here. I don't know. Like, what can you tell us about the event? you're covering. I would tell you everything I know, which is I'm interviewing a few former Olympians and one current Olympian. And that's what I know. Yeah, you don't need to spill the beans too early, but... Do you want to know who? Kind of. When are you releasing this? Breaking news. I don't know. I think we're banking it for after the Super Bowl. You're just saying that to get me to say it.

I swear to God. If this releases... If this releases... If this release is... If this release This is an appropriate amount of time. You can not bleep this. If it is not, you can check with Queen Emma. I'll check with Queen Emma. She's the queen. But can you tell me just for Fonzie? Mikaela Schifrin.

That's type. I'm pretty excited about it. Specifically because I need help when it comes to skiing, and I really think that she might be the person for it. Yeah. Yeah. I think she is. So, yeah.

And we have some of our former Olympians. We have Johnny Weir. Nice. He's on traders, right? He was, which I'm very excited to out. come about. Yeah. Yeah. And in the extensive research I did on you, I learned that you were a sports journalist major at Cabrini. I was. Is that always something you've wanted to do? Like be in a booth or like kind of, I don't know, interviews like that? I just love sports. I think when

you're an athlete your whole life, you have difficulty separating yourself from it after you're done with your own career. Yeah, just start a podcast with your buddies. That's what I did. Look at us. Yeah. Look at us. Go. It does feel nice to be using. It does feel nice to be using. using my degree. Yeah. Because for a minute there, it was just a really expensive piece of paper. I get it. I got my degree in HR.

Yeah. How's that going? Yeah. It took me 12 years. You're telling me, hold up, hold up, hold up. Hold up. I'm the HR head of Greenlight podcast, just say now. So that explains a lot.

Immediate a lot of disputes. Oh, no. I had to go back to school to finish my degree. It was me in online class with like a bunch of I think I was one of like two dudes and it was like all women that were like 30 to 45 years old going back to school to get their like HR certs. And I was just like, they're like, tell me about how you handle the dispute in your workplace. And in the back of my mind, I'm like, oh, yeah, we just fought in the shower. You know, like.

Oh, no. Yeah. Okay. Very applicable. But you, but you completed your degree. Yeah. When did you finish it? When did you finish.

22. Oh, okay. Yeah, to go back to school. Look at you go. But you know what? No one can ever take that from you. Exactly. There you go.

You got it. You did it. Because Susie would have taken you well. I've literally promised her. Okay, back to the Olympics real quick. I know you were in Paris for the Summer Olympics, 2024. Do you have any favorite Olympic events or like a favorite Olympic memory?

I just still think it's crazy that I get to go to an Olympics. Period. Just to watch it is amazing. to get to do anything interacting with the athletes is unreal. I would say the best part of the Summer Olympics in Paris was getting to watch women's rugby sevens. Oh, yeah. It's, I've never watched rugby.

And so watching Sevens was a really cool experience. We also got to do it with some of the reps for, I think, world rugby and also the U.S. rugby program. And so we got to sit in a suite and basically pepper these people with questions. to make sure that I could understand what the fuck I was watching. And it was just so impressive. So that was really, really cool. It was also the first time I had ever been at a volleyball game.

We saw men's volleyball. And it's a party. They have a DJ. There's coordinated moves. Is this beach volleyball or indoor volleyball? Indoor volleyball. Yeah. Those dudes are sick athletes, too.

It's incredible. Yeah. But I didn't know that we were going to be doing choreographed dances. And it was literally like the whole stance. And I was like, am I doing this? Were we doing this? Okay. It was crazy.

Bring that to the link, you know? Okay. Yeah. Get that gone. You think, as Philadelphia fans, we will cooperate? You can try. Okay. You're trying.

Yeah. But obviously, Milan for the Olympics, I know you went to a fashion week. I did. How was that? Kind of a fashionista on that, huh? Talk about places I have no business being. That's where the series started. The TikTok series places,

Kiley has no business. is being started in Milan and you want to know you want to know shout out to carly p p yes carly with the eagles uh i was speaking to her on the phone about something unrelated and i said i'm actually going to milan next week uh i have no business going to fashion week but i'm going and she goes oh you should you should make that a series because like you're getting to go do a lot of cool things right now and i was like that's i'm doing it and then i did it and now we're I think there's like four different ones I have of TikToks of just places that I have no business being. It's that simple.

But Fashion Week was incredible. Yeah. It was I love getting to meet people and talk to people about things that I don't know anything about that they are absolute experts in. That's how I feel talking to you about motherhood, Kylie. Well, that's very kind. But it's just so cool to pick people's brains and to see their passion through the way that they explain things. So fashion week was one of those opportunities. You're going to go back to, I don't know, like fashion week ever?

Probably not. Okay. Well, if you do. You want to come? Yeah, but they're not going to have my size of Milan. Believe me. You don't know that. There's only one way to find out, Kylie.

Go to Milan. Go get some custom fits. Let's go. Sorry, while we're on the Olympics, what do you think is cooler, the Olympics or the Super Bowl? I don't want to put you in any hot water since you're going out there next week. I feel like this isn't even a debate. Would people debate this? I think the Olympics are cooler.

The Olympics are so much cooler. Okay. It's a world stage. Agreed. And I think that the Super Bowl is an amazing feat. World champs though, you know? Yeah. When no other countries are competing.

I know. I need that. That's so American. That's so American of us to be like, world champs. No one else is fucking competing. Sit the fuck down. Yeah. I, yeah, it's definitely the Olympics.

Olympics, right? Yeah, I think so. I mean, we're here for the Super Bowl and it's really awesome and we love the Super Bowl. It's a defining moment for us. I will say there is a degree of the Super Bowl that I think people don't is, it's lost a little bit in the NFL that so many people play years in the NFL and never get to make a Super Bowl appearance. So even just making it to this game is an incredible accomplishment. That being said, Olympics way cooler. Agreed.

I got some random one hitter questions for you. Oh no. Are they rapid fire? Yeah, rapid fire. To be clear, I want it to, you should do a social cut of me saying, oh no, every time you start a new segment. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, these are easy.

General candy discussion we already hit. Yep. I literally have that as a bullet point. This is a good one. How self-aware. Yeah. Have you, Kylie Kelsey, ever smoked a cigarette? Did you ask this because you know this is my fun fact?

No. Oh. I have never smoked anything. in my entire life. You had to know that was the answer. I did it. I mean, I'm sure that's come up before. It is my go-to, never-have-I-ever.

At 33 years old, you don't get the opportunity to play. Never-Have I ever anymore. So I'm going to put it right here. And to be clear, not that I would want to play Never Happy Ever. You could do it on the pod. Nope, I'm good. But it used to be my go-to. I have never smoked a single thing.

Not a cigar, not a vape, not a cigarette, not a joint, nothing. You're boring. Not a bowl. I said that like I was thinking I don't even know When I was a junior in high school I was standing at my friend's door She was having a house party

And someone she turned She was going out the door with a couple people And she turned around She was like hey we're going to get a bowl Just like keep it held down And I was like cool And I turned to the person behind me As soon as a door shut and said

What's a bowl? A bowl of cereal? Let's really make this a party Yeah Junior in high school By the way That's when that happens Pure

Next question this is a hard hitter. Do water and water taste different? Ooh, that's a great question. I would think that they do. I think that water probably has a little more oomph to it, like a little character. Got it.

Not quite as clean of a taste as water. Gotcha. Which do you prefer? I mean, I will admit, I do not say water. I do say water. You have to catch my Philly accent on other words. I like a more subtle.

Like when I say asshole. Yeah. Yep. I've heard that one before. And if I say it too fast or I'm actually angry, it gets harder. Asshole. Yep. Asshole.

Asshole. Mm-hmm. You were in Philly long enough. You should be able to do that better. Yeah. Okay. I just don't really call people assholes that much like you, you know. Some of a nice guy.

I like to say, there is a fun type of asshole. You know, there's not. you're a child I always used to say I don't need alcohol to be an asshole but like I mean asshole and the fun type yeah not like a jerk yeah but you meant an asshole

yep that's all I got Kylie I have some other questions here but I think that's a perfect way to end you don't want to ask your other question I want to ask my other questions can I see them You can see them. Okay. Let's see.

Check out general candy discussion. I mean, we can always bop back into that. If you can read my handwriting. Well, I did actually, did you see the garage beer commercial we put out today, Kylie? I love it. With the shit on the face. I will say, I was, I did offer feedback to Jason. I do like the shorter, quicker version of you saying.

At the beginning or the, the, oh, you got it. Oh, you talk about a. There was a longer version. You're good. Yeah. You don't understand how many takes I I had to do to do that. And Kelsey is sitting there with

shit, it was frosting, it's chocolate frosting. I did ask that. Yeah. Yeah. And it was like, way to break the moron. It was shit. It was pure shit.

It was obviously horses shit. It was horses shit. But it was like dripping off of his face. And they were like, like, I'm a terrible actor. It's been kind of the running joke for these. I heard you did. Dude, I crushed the last one. I did.

I heard that. Wait till you hear my actor. Genuinely. It's really funny. Yes. We want to know the best part. When, oh, this is.

This is bad. I probably shouldn't admit it, but I'm going to do it anyway. When Jason called me the one night and I said, how's Bo? And he said, he's actually doing great. He's actually doing great. Wait. I spoke to him the next day and I was like, so is Bo actually doing great? Or was he just in the room?

Because I thought he was just trying to hype you up. I thought he was like, Bo's doing so well. He's amazing. He hasn't botched anything. I literally asked him. the next day, tell me the truth, was Bo in the room and you were just hyping up? And he was like, no, he actually did a really great job. So I do want to emphasize that he doubled down. Are you excited to kill me? I'm so excited to kill. I get to do it this week. I have fun.

I get to fire the shot this week. Enjoy it. Do you know that's the only way I signed up for this? Oh, I know. Jason led with you get to kill Bo. And I was like, when and where. Yeah, you guys will For real or for fake? Takes more than one shot. Come on. All right, Kylie. We did it. You're being mean to me now, so you get the fuck out of here. I told you I would start out nice.

Look where we ended up.