Green Light with Chris Long - MNF Recap: Russell Wilson Issues, JC Jackson Benched & Potential NFL Trades.

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

(2:21) - Layup Line, Singing 'A Star is Born' and MNF: Russell Wilson Issues, JC Jackson Benched & Dustin Hopkins Plays Through Injury. (32:38) - NFL Updates: Potential Trades for the Chiefs, Man Dog of the Week Award and Review of Tom Brady's Podcast. (40:02) - Trench Talk Wednesday: Beau Breaks Down the New York Jets DLine and the Game Plan vs Green Bay. (46:08) - Retweet or Reply and BeauMoi, a Celebrity Gossip Segment. Green Light Spotify Music: https://open.spotify.com/user/951jyryv2nu6l4iqz9p81him9?si=17c560d10ff04a9b Spotify Layup Line: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1olmCMKGMEyWwOKaT1Aah3?si=675d445ddb824c42 Green Light Tube YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/GreenLightTube1 Green Light with Chris Long: Subscribe and enjoy weekly content including podcasts, documentaries, live chats, celebrity interviews and more including hot news items, trending discussions from the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, NCAA are just a small part of what we will be sharing with you. https://www.greenlightpodcast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Tennessee, y'all 2, 1-8009-9-8789. Welcome to the Greenlight Podcast. Fun day in Studio J. Chris and Bo come to play. And hey, hey, hey, they have lots to say. Monday night football in Bo's New Bay. It's an entertaining show, okay? It's a retweet or reply and trench talk kind of day

where everybody can enjoy. Yay. And make sure to tune in for the second part of our double-drop Wednesday. It is Michael Irvin. He's going to be on the Greenlight podcast feed at 2 p.m. Eastern. Make sure you're on for that one. Y'all come back for that at 2.

make sure you tune in Thursday at 430 for our live amp show. We're going to be talking to all things NFL, do a little music, of course, and you might have a chance to call in and talk with us. I think the show just started, Beau. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Okay, that's one strike. Oh, hey, speaking of swearing, I got to talk to my mom on the phone the other day. She's like, you know what, I really wanted to call Chris Long up the other day

because I listened to the pod and I'm just so appreciative of him trying to clean up your language. You have me in the first half, Bo. I thought your mom was mad at me. Oh, no, you'd know if she was. Okay. Well, that's good. Shout out to Mama Bo, Mama Allen. Also, we've got, before we get to layup line,

do you want to do some housekeeping on what you thought of the David Vibora interview? Yeah, I got some fucking bones to pick with David calling me out. Prepare, oh, prepare better, Bow, Alan. Fucking lick my nut sack, DV. Okay, let me prepare to climb a 20,000-foot mountain. How? Kelsey and I went on vacation. We went to Hawaii for two weeks before.

We were doing some oxygenation kind of thing. We were at sea level down in Hawaii where the air is pure, just fueling ourselves up with oxygen. That was our preparation. Well, no, honestly, David, the more I thought about it, and obviously we're talking about the Kilimanjaro climb, which me, Bo and David did for conquering Killy the same year. Bo was 330 on purpose.

He wanted to feel like the troops. You know, the troops have those big backpour. packs and half the thing we're doing there is like we're engaging our vets and bo's actually getting into the fucking the exercise and david is like 2 30 so what now yeah exactly i was rucking all that stuff up there just trying to feel like an american hero yeah yeah yeah all right so uh we got that out of the way didn't appreciate the david before comments but that hey if i could plug that pot there's a lot of fun if you missed it go back and check it out like you know i missed out of pure spite.

That's a little clip. I was like, I'm not watching this fucking bullshit. It's going to make me angry. So we lost. With apologies to Bo's mom. Yeah, seriously for the first five minutes of this pot.

Okay. So layup line. You were, you had something stuck in your head and you were singing it like before we got on it. Well, I got this new mic. I don't know if you guys can see it,

but it's fucking sick. It can bend around. A warm. welcome to 2022. I mean, like, you were, you were talking through a hollowed out can of chunky soup. Yeah, and you were, you were, you a glow up. It's a voice glow up. Whatever.

We could probably think of a funny pun for that. But, um, anyway, I was just doing a mic check and I was singing some Bradley Cooper, uh, Star is born. He weren't shallow. I guess you were singing Bradley Cooper because he really, he's, he's saying it. Yeah, he sang it. It's a duet. And it's a duet.

And, yeah. with Lady Gaga. I was trying to get you to come in as Lady Gaga. Okay, so not going to come in as Lady Gaga, who was born on the same day as me. Oh, come on. We need that. Or I was born in the same day as her, to be fair. But I don't want to sing that song, Bo.

Quite frankly, it's fucking depressing. I think about, I think about country music Bradley Cooper offing himself. I don't want to think about that. Here's the thing that I was saying is like, sometimes if having a bad week, I'll just throw on the first half of that movie before shit hits the fan. Because it's great. A star is born. The star is not dying.

It's just the first part. So you stop it halfway through. I stop at once it gets a little dark. How does the movie end? What's the best ending point for that movie? I feel like right. Always remember us this way when she sings it about halfway through. That's when I stop.

Yeah, exactly. Kingston knows what I'm talking about. Oh, that's a great film. It's an uplifting movie of you stuff. It's like 50 minutes long. You just get to see, you know, Lady Gaga start out for career. She doesn't hit the fan. It's before she is this before.

Is this before she's like all rich and famous and in that big hotel room and the relationship is It's like right right before that. Yeah, that's like the turn. That's where it gets a little gets a little sad. I'll save my my layup line for so that's bow's layup line and I'll save mine. There's a lot of good songs on that soundtrack though, Chris. Hold on. I'm not quite done. Go go go ahead. There's black eyes. I think it's called and then the other one that's been stuck in my head that we are kind of do. adding a little bit, Kingston. What's that one? That Arizona's always, always remembers this way. It's a great one.

Yeah, that's a banger. Yeah. So just throw that on, you know, good soundtrack. So the movie was depressing. Objectively. Not if you only watched the first half, though, Chris. Yeah, yeah. Friend of the program, Lucas Nelson wrote a majority of that album.

Yep, yep. Ooh. Okay, so shout out. I have a quick food review because you were eating grapes. You were talking about. And when we played in the NFL, man, you brought up a great point. We used to get like bushels of grapes on the plane ride. People don't talk about playing grapes enough.

Playing grapes fucking hit. Okay. We're doing the no swearing thing. No, they're, grapes are good. Yeah, they hit. And sometimes they would hit the people a few rows up in the plane. Like people would, we would dare guys to hit.

Like, there was a guy named Wayne that used to play for the Jets, who's a tackle. This guy was like the rock. but like a violent football player. Like, you know, like he had a short temper and he was like a triple OG. And I made nice with the guy as soon as he walked in the building the first day is he was older than me at this point.

But I can remember dudes hitting this guy accidentally with a grape and people were passing the buck left and right in the back of the plane when he got back there. Like it was him, it was him. Yeah. So the graves were delicious, but they also sometimes got launched

into the front of the plane, like as a sport. For the uninitiated, those that aren't familiar with plane grapes, they get kind of inflated. Something about the pressure. Air pressure. You know, air pressure in the cabin. And they just got that juicy,

crispy little pop just explodes in your mouth and cold. And then also like really good, really throwable. You know, you feel like you could just David and Goliath someone with one of those. No question. No question. Like Wayne.

So we had the, yeah, we had the grapes. And then we also You know, we mentioned this on the live stream recently Nate Collins won a bunch of money on a spirit flight Because he had a $2 bill like I guess on spirit flights It's also Spirit Airlines is also a book Like they do like gambling on the flights

Like people put their money in a bag and they pull it out The only other place that that happens on is on NFL flights Yeah, but that's what the per diem money So everybody would put their per diem money in the bag And then the flight attendants would call a certain number and that sort of thing and a rookie would win every now and again and the oldest guy in the plane would go up and be like not we're running it back yeah i remember malcolm doing that yep malcolm did that one of the rookies one and malc was like nah so um little are we talking about foods still because

yeah yeah oh yeah yeah i got to give you a review before we get this plane off the ground halo top okay you know that ice cream made of like skim milk and shit yeah not doesn't get the job done like i need I'm looking at it. I'm like, okay, there's like two thirds of sugar. There's like two thirds of the fat. There's two, but I would need to eat one and a third of those to feel satisfied. Well, here's the thing for me about ice cream is it's got to have some heft to it. So like you grab a halo top container and you weigh it versus like a Ben & Jerry's container.

You could, you know, you can just feel the difference in your hand. I'm a big candy guy, Chris. We've talked about that on the podcast. Halloween's coming up. Yeah, it is. That's my time to shine, baby. Because you're still young and single. talked about this. When you're married, Halloween is overrated. Like when you're not on a college

campus. Yeah, but don't the boys get hyped up about it? They do get hyped up, but it's over so fast. You got to feed off that youthful energy, bro. Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm being selfish. Here's, here, I can give you a tip. We talked about my mom in the pot. Let's talk about my dad. His birthday's on Halloween. So what he would do, yeah, you're learning a lot about the Allen family today. He would take us out trick-or-treating, make sure everyone in the neighborhood knew it was his birthday and just get beers at the house at the houses. So, yeah. So, you're learning a lot of the house. So. So maybe you should try that one out. All right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We did have a Halloween party two years ago, and Dr. Fax won the costume competition because he showed up in a, in one of those, like, Franciscan monks. Is that correct? The ones with the brown suit. And he had a bag of funions on a necklace. And so he was a chipmunk.

Hey. Yeah. Hey, Dr. Fax with the big way. I didn't take Dr. Fax as a punty guy. Yeah, he's punny. Okay. So my layup line is going to be Odeed in Denver. But I OD'd in Denver and I just can't remember her name.

I guess you could say that my love life was not up to Paul. Hank Williams Jr. It was in my head because the Denver Broncos played last night and poor Reed's sitting right over there and I'm just looking at him and I'm like this poor fuck is actually a Broncos fan. Like he really does live and die with this team. and they look hopeless. They look hopeless, dude.

I bet them last night, okay? They give you a background on what I had on the line. I had a unit on the under, easy money, and I had a combined unit on a parlay with the Broncos money line and the under. So if they won and the under hit, I was a big winner. And I even smashed the alt line.

So like I smashed Broncos by almost a touchdown and that paid out like plus 370. So I'm sitting there and they get the ball in overtime. It's third and one on the 43. three yard line or whatever it is. I think I'm going to be a big ass winner last night. And I became a Broncos fan. I was you for a little bit. You watched Russell Wilson go out of shotgun on third and one. And you're like, hot dog. It was bad, man. Yeah, it's, um, it's not great. And it's unfortunate because last night we got another picture of Russell Wilson missing a wide open

wide receiver. We'll get into that later. But you were on the team. You were. We'll do it live. We'll go it right now. Dude, it's fourth and one in overtime. And he, and he throws, to KJ Hamler. At this point, they get the ball in overtime. I think they're going to go score and win the game. And I'm going to be rich and Reed's going to be happy. And nah, you go third and one. You just ran the ball for nine yards on two carries, right? Just run the ball. And this is like, I felt like Richard Sherman on the Thursday night set, just run the damn ball, man. It's not a long yard. It's just a fucking yard. It's a run-of-the-mill three-foot stretch of artificial turf. Run the ball. Instead, you got KJ. Hamler in the middle of the field. You miss him. And sitting there,

five yards away, five yards past the sticks, nobody within 20 feet of the motherfucker is the rookie tight end who caught the touchdown early in the game. He doesn't even look at him. I mean, he looks right through him. Actually, the ball whizzes by him to go to KJ. Hamler. Right. So I don't know what Russ is doing. I also don't know that Russ is physically what he used to be. And he'll never be what he used to be physically. You're talking about running the ball in the third and one. I find it curious that they're not using Russell more for like some of these own read type runs because there's a lot of really good dual threat quarterbacks in the NFL right now. They're picking up really good yardage with their legs. Like the easiest comparison

to make is Jalen Hertz. Right. You're saying you don't know if Russell is physically what he is or what he used to be. And I think that's a really good point. Um, because he just does not seem as mobile as he was in in Seattle at all. And it's really curious to me that they're not using him more on you know especially the red zone or some of those short yardage type situations where you you know a quarterback keeper is such such such a threat you know yeah no question let's not overthink this no and and and he he can still run a little bit but like it showed up a lot in the second half and where where i think russell isn't what he used to be is number one i think his arms hurting i i wouldn't be surprised if at some point he misses some time here i wouldn't be surprised if they they take a look at

somebody else if he's if he's like 65% and say hey take a take a quick break here russ let's give ripin some time to shine um he he doesn't look healthy number one from an arm standpoint um i know he went to see a specialist this week right um on top of that and this is where he loses a lot of his production like teams will sit back there and play man and they're not afraid like they're not afraid of turning their back to him in coverage for people at home like when you're in man coverage and you're a rusher, you're always told to, hey, like, be cognizant of your rush lanes because this guy sees man coverage, DB's backs are turned, he tucks it and runs. The difference between a three-yard gain and a 30-yard gain is like nothing when you're in man. So people

aren't afraid to get in man anymore. And when they blitz him, and they did in the second half, Derwin James, and then that linebacker twice, including one of the biggest third downs of the game, they heat him up with that backer. They also heated him up with Derwin James, three sacks in the second half. He used to be able to elude a free runner. That was like his thing. He'd get outside the pocket and he'd kill you.

Yeah, the back shoulder spin out. And then just launch it deep. Like a guy would, you know, an edge rush would have a really nice rush on the edge and get on his upfield shoulder. And then he would just magically spin out of it, pat the ball couple times and launch it deep. And he just doesn't seem like he's making those mobile.

type. Actually he had a really good third and 13 one in the first quarter. You know what I'm talking about when he was kind of balling in the first like for that little brief moment in the beginning of the game. 37 yard or to Judy. Exactly. Yeah. And you're like, okay, this is, you know, this is Russell. Let's rod. Our boys back. And then it just went to. But even in that great first half, they had one touchdown. And the touchdown is on a busted coverage. I think it was cover three. And I think it was J.C. Jackson, who actually. got benched at half and we can talk about that but like that's their only score of that first half as good as they were playing they came away with one touchdown and they're terrible in the red zone um we know that um i think the first it seems so much different it seems so much more productive for them for you know the first half of that game compared to how ugly it got and then just a little game just limped to a finish you know so so you know jerry judy might be for sale melvin melvin Gordon was liking tweets about him being created.

Yeah, yeah, your guy. And after the game, he said I was bummed that I was benched. No one told me why. I felt like I could have made an impact on a close game. You had Latavius Murray, you know, his first game for the Broncos, he played really well. And that third one you were talking about, he could have just fallen forward. All he needed to do, he was, he did not have a negative rush all night.

He was just falling forward for at least a yard every day. play. Drew Tranquil was the linebacker you were talking about, who had the sack to basically send the game into overtime. But you were talking about one touchdown in the first half. It should have been two on the field goal drive. He had Dolchitz wide open over the middle again, which is another picture added to the tweet thread of wide open Broncos receivers that Russ misses. He's, you know, 10 yards past the line of scrimmage on third down. Russ isn't even looking at him. Dolchitz had maybe 20, 30 yards right in front that he could take off and go. And Russ gets sacked. Ends with a field goal. So three points in the first quarter. And we missed that touchdown right

before halftime. It was the right couple of plays. You probably want that sideline shot to Judy back. But the shot over the middle to Dulchitz right at halftime, was the right move. It just went through his hand. I like that they're using the rookie tight end from UCLA early. It's his first game after being injured for the first five weeks. He looks good. Guys got great cabbage, great lettuce.

Goes a long way. It goes a long way. It does. And Reed had a whole list of throws that Russ has missed in the Colts game and the Chargers game, of course, last night, and the Texans game. He's missed throws throughout the year. in big moments and he just doesn't look like the old Russ. And again,

33 years old. I don't know that the physical part of it gets better. Certainly you could trade out the Nathaniel Hackett piece of it at some point. Maybe the mental part of the game gets better for him, but the body's not what it used to be. And if you're Aaron Rogers, I'm kind of like, I'd love to be a fly on the wall or,

you know, maybe it's a viewing party. Aaron Rogers sitting up there in Green Bay looking at that game last night and saying, That could be me in Denver with that defense, with these weapons, at least at the start of the season when they were healthier. It would have looked a lot better. And I'm up here in Green Bay.

I could have been with Nathaniel Hackett. Maybe things would be different. Just interesting thinking about Aaron Rogers' perspective and how he thought about the Broncos. I wonder if he's surprised by this. Yeah, so J.C. Jackson, who was benched at the half, who obviously came over from New England. He was a big part of their success defensively last year.

Mr. Interception. Yep, Mr. Interceptions. Had a bunch of picks, but Bill let him walk. And my buddy, Tom Curran up in New England, who's a writer up there, you know, he wrote a piece when Bill let him walk. And the piece kind of said, And this was a hot take at the time because really the only evidence for why Bill would let J.C. Jackson walk is the narrative that people leave New England and don't play well afterwards.

And, you know, there's usually something wrong if Bill lets you walk. But on paper, other than the fact that maybe he's not a great zone guy, I don't know why it's happening. I think Bill never wants to overpay guys that are going to be in free. Right. J.C. Jackson is a little banged up. And I want to give him, I want to give some players. is the benefit of it out there because what? I think he's got a little bit of an ankle injury that he's working through. But some of the like blown coverages and stuff like that, that's, when you're a big free agent signing,

like you need to get that shit right. You know, there's really no excuse. If you're a premier player at that position, like you can't go to a new team and have mental errors like that. And I think that's, I think he had a, Jason had a big PI early in the first quarter, which was obviously a big negative. But then also like blown coverages.

you just can't have it. And it's not that he's getting, he's getting, so that goes back to what you're saying about zone, I think. Those MEs and shit are more for like those non-man coverages. But some guys just aren't great zone guys. Some guys and vice versa, right? But, you know, like when he, when Bill let him walk, the history is Tom Curran pointed out of, you know,

when the Patriots have been really good, they've always had a lockdown corner. They've had, you know, whether it was, yeah, Sante Samuel, you know, Doreau, famous. There's a whole list of guys. Stuff, Joe Moore. Yeah, yeah, Thai law. So they had all these guys. So, you know, Bill letting him walk is not only ballsy on its face value, but like historically, because it kind of flies in the face of what seems valuable up there. And he does it. And he's not

only proven right, but chargers are on the hook for $82.5 million. They just benched the guy last night. A lot can change. You hate starting your career with a team that's going to pay you a boatload of money with an injury. So we're trying to be fair. But, you know, as Tom pointed out, when the bills and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, you know, they went at JC. And, and, you know, I think 22 times 12 completions for 197. And in the playoff loss, he gave up a few catches for about 100 yards.

So, like, there was enough there that Bill was like, hey, listen, maybe there's some things we want to do differently. We don't, we don't want to pay the guy. And it's not like he's been. great against the team that we have to beat to win this division. The other interesting thing about this is that Bill not only let him walk, but drafted his replacement, like really effectively in Jack Jones. So like double whammy, not only was right about J.C.'s possible decline next year in a different scheme. And that one, too. Yeah, but then steals Jack Jones in the fourth.

Yeah, and I guess what you're kind of saying, what I want to mention earlier, but I just fucking for God is I think a lot of that has to do with Bill's confidence in his defensive scheme and just ability to coach up somebody to you know kind of fill that role which is what you basically exactly what you just said yeah he never wants to overpay a big free agent big name free agent player like that if you know this is the best coach of all time we're talking about like he feels like he can just kind of plug and play guys there no question and and you said to emmy's here's a couple quotes and we'll move on but you know Bryce Callahan uh who's member of the secondary in in in LA we just started playing the defense we know everybody was doing their assignment no one was

getting any MEs when you do that it's hard to to drive against us and that's when he's asked about what changed for them in the second half presumably and to me you know this is a football player like you know why your buddy got benched right and you're saying it don't necessarily want to you know you don't necessarily want to say it out loud but you kind of have to you know yep tranquil said guys just did their job and i think that's what it comes down to michael davis who had to replace him it doesn't matter who's out there playing corner our defense is capable of doing that no matter what so you know like between the lines on those yeah i'm not saying they're all like this guy needs to study but you know the elephant in the room is their eme's and on the other side of things that poor guy uh dwayne

Mathis just remember in the first quarter I don't know if you remember there's a guy with blue and yellow hair that was volleying for a pass interference call on Drew Mathis he got like six seconds of airtime and and I think they listened to him because the rest of the half uh they went at this guy nonstop and it was just flag after flag it was the same ref calling the same penalty on this poor kid I want to give out a Mr. Crabbs mention because you know the Mr. Crabbs, Jim, where the meme where he's just spinning. The Crabb is just fucking disoriented.

He doesn't know which direction's up. I got to imagine of any sport, any position, when things aren't going well for you, corner's got to be in today's day and age, like the worst one because they're just going to keep going. There's no escape. It's passing league, getting free plays on guys nonstop. They keep coming at you.

And he, that was his first start. this season, he now leads the league in PI penalties with four. And there were plenty of penalties last night. There was three holding calls on the fucking rookie guard for the Chargers.

So steal your thunder there, Cowboy. No, good. 240 combined penalty yards. That was the, and also 147 combined penalty yards in the first half, most in any first half, since week three of 2018. Bad. It's bad.

Not good. These time games have just felt sloppy. They have. It's kind of boring, but like a weird combination of like just kind of boring and like That's what gambling is for. That's what gambling is for. That's what gambling is for. We got to do a, we got to do a teach bow how to gamble pod because now that I'm not playing

anymore, like a low key don't really fucking know. Well, I'll teach you. I'll teach you this week. Teach me. Now the games are so bad that we're getting like kickers like have the floor for five minutes. Oh my gosh. Don't even get me going on this. Shout out to what's his name,

Dustin Hopkins, who had all those. Chris likes to do these little things where he pokes the bear a little bit and I get a little worked up about stuff. And the dude played really well. I needed a game winning kick. That's the most brutal post game interview

I've ever seen in my entire life. And I like stayed up to watch it. And I just, I got pissed about it. Well, I mean, no, see the, he played well.

It was a great moment for him. So like, let me just put my hatera down for a second. But oh my God. Never ever. You're a specialist. Buck nasty bow. Buck nasty bow is...

Never give a kicker, a punter, you know, I'd rather listen to a long snap. Well, the problem is that Justin Tucker got the floor last week and he gives a great concise interview about kicking. And you're like, yeah, say whatever you want. You're like the fucking Michael Jordan of kicking. Sure. There's a steep ledge after, you know, Justin Tucker, when it comes to kickers I want to hear from after the game.

I'm not saying. There's no other kickers that I want to hear from ever. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Got it. Well, it is a sign of the times that we got this guy. And he did thank the man upstairs first and foremost and profusely. So let's track his kicks the rest of the year and see if he gets a helping hand.

He still gets a blessing. Justin Tucker didn't thank the man upstairs as far as I know last week. And then this week you missed the kick. See, that just shows me Justin Tucker is confident in his abilities. You know, Dustin Hopkins a little bit surprised. He's a little surprised. He's got to thank the Almighty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

First and foremost. Can I shout somebody out before we move on from this Godforsaken game? Baron Browning, this is a Baron Browning Stan podcast. Now, last week I'm watching that indie Denver game, and the best thing about that game was watching this young Browning kid get off the fucking rock. It's one of those things where I saw him. him and I know he's playing inside last year, which is just, I mean, I'm Dr. Phil right now. You know what I mean?

Like, you see this guy get off the rock? You see how fucking twitchy he is? That's right where he needs to be, dude. In fact, like, he was making plays against Indy and I go, I'm looking around. Like, is nobody else talking about this kid? Like, is this kid not a national name? Like, are they not bram? Baron Browning hipsters out there.

His name is about, his star is about to be, is about to be big, dude. This guy's got a great get-off. And a cool name, Baron Browning. It's a cool name. Last week, he gets in the game. His get-off, 0.73 seconds. Average get-off is, his average get-off in week five.

It's the third fastest in the NFL, and his 20.6% pressure rate was second in the NFL. He got a sack in the red zone last night. pick, he actually fumbled the pick and recovered his own fumble, which was the, thank God. That's just smart. That's just a good way to pat your own stads. That's a fat moon. Yeah, because you read it.

Zach Stevens, the Broncos beat writer tweeted, Baron Browning in this game, one sack, one interception, one fumble, one fumble recovery. Yeah. Three of those things happen on one play. Yep, he had the hat trick. So this guy, man, he looks like he, like no matter what, it looks like he has a jump on the snap. He's just so twitchy.

And he looked great last night. He almost sacked Herbert on that last throw that made that a much easier field goal for our boy Hopkins. So Baron Browning Stand podcast here officially. Could I stand someone else from the Broncos' defense line real quick? Sure, sure, sure, sure. So a guy that I think is a really good player is a noseguard, Mike Purcell. And we all know that noseguards don't get nearly enough love.

But this would do that plays with really, really good technique. Super Square, does a lot of shit right. I want to give him a little bit of a shout out too. Yeah, let me Google this guy. I'm pretty sure I know what he looks like. A locker room guy of the week is Matt Hennington. We got his first sack as a rookie, Wisconsin guy last night, Monday night football. Just locker room guy of the week. You know he's going to do everything right.

He's working his ass off. Low-key freak athletically. Check out his pre-combine stats. Didn't get a combine invite, I don't think. But, you know, had a great showing at Pro Day and had his first sack last night. You're not going to get 40 seconds on Mike Henningston anywhere else. Matt Henningston. Put some fucking respect on his name, Chris.

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number one i listened to the brady podcast last night on the toilet uh the dulcet tones of tom brady and and uh and jim gray is that who you guys just working some things out together yeah so so uh i I was hooked. I was reading pro football talk, and they said that Brady talked about yelling at his offensive line. And I was like, well, fuck, we don't have that much to talk about tomorrow. Let me check this out. Man, that, like, that podcast is like 90 seconds of word salad.

Like, Brady is the king of saying nothing and saying it in, you know, in three minutes. Feels like state run media. That's his job. Yeah, exactly. That's his job. And then, and then they do an ad read. you know like this fucking this podcast sells so many ads it's incredible i want to know what this podcast is raking in from hurts dude honestly think about it because i know what some of the ads

we sell are worth i'm like damn we actually people pay for this like they really want their product placed here what do you think an ad on on a tom brady podcast is selling for scott you got any idea let's get tom on the pod and ask no no i don't i want to ask scott You know, if we, if we could assume a X amount of downloads, we could get to a number. Okay. Well, I don't know that they're getting the download. That's the thing. So, I mean, we could, we could, we could blow up some, some numbers here.

But Hertz is probably, it's a, it's a seven-figure deal. I bet a lot of these deals for that particular show are built into other, other brand deals, would be my assumption. Because there are, if you're just going straight CPM for ads, they're just, chock full of ads from what you were saying there's a lot of ads in there so they're just they're playing the volume game it's so interesting to me and the funniest one is like hurts like hurts got this ad role and they're like hurts let's go and then they come out of the ad and jim gray's like well it's been hard for you guys to go yeah yeah yeah yeah and then uh and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

says fuck and they bleep it out it's a bizarre experience dude you got to check this podcast out they're allowed to say brady's allowed to swear on the pod yeah and and i then i had to go to bed before kevin deraunt came on i bet that got better at that point but like asking brady about football right now he's just not going to give you much so just ask him about his divorce and stuff okay bo fucking asshole all right so um two single guys in Tampa you know we'll go it out there on some Tinder days together. No question. Is there a way to link Tinder accounts to do like a double date feature?

Like two guys that want to like Bluetooth link that honestly Tinder, you could print money with this one. That could be a sponsorship opportunity. Think about that. I mean like two single guys, they don't want to be, they don't want to, not that they're dating anybody. Instead of swiping on your own line, swipe right. Swipe right on your next date.

Hard cut, Tinder. Well, so honestly, though, think about it. You don't feel like doing the awkward one-on-one dinner. You need a wingman. And double dates are better, man. Like, maybe you want to double date on Tinder. Maybe you should download Tinder and see if it's on there, Chris. Oh, my God, bro.

If Meg saw Tinder on my phone and I tried to explain her, what, like, she would just, I'd be dead. We're just trying to get Bowling. I'd be dead. I'd be dead. She would kill me. And I wouldn't blame her. Okay. So the Chiefs, man.

they restructured Kelsey converting a base salary into signing bonus. They clear, what is it? He's taken up 3.4 or 5 in cap space now? Yep. So they have the space to do something, which is, it's ominous, man, for the football world. I feel like that news today would like sent shivers down people's spines. Think about it. I saw something linking that to OBJ, you know.

Well, O'Dell, but I think O'Dell ends up in Buffalo. I don't know. I just have a hunch. And then I think there's Christian McCaffrey, which I would get. Like somebody said the Eagles should trade for Christian McCaffrey. I don't know. It just feels much more worth it for like Mahomes to pair with McCaffrey. I don't know. I mean, you're six and one.

You don't need to add another thing to the equation. You're doing all right. Well, it also depends. Well, I do think they could add another weapon. you know like whether it's dj more i you know like somebody to get people out of man coverage because people are playing a lot more man against them this year than they have in the past because no tyreek hill not that necessarily any of these guys are going to have the effect that tyreek would have i also think that there's a chance they're looking at the fucking edge rusher dude we talked about

this like they've got carloftus they've got dunlap they definitely have frank clark right um is there anybody I'm forgetting. I mean like Melvin Ingram left you know after last year they made a play for him last year and that that helped them down the stretch having a veteran rusher. We've mentioned Robert Quinn. You know we've got um burns uh Brian Burns putting a bunch of cryptic messages on his on his Instagram he's got like a picture of a ram then he's got like footage of Jimmy Cropolo on his story today so I don't know maybe it's an edge rusher it's going to be interesting man. I was an interesting tweet that I saw this morning that Kelsey restructured because something big's coming. The best moments in a sports fan's life are in football season. I'm not talking about

September. I'm not talking about the first week in October. I'm not even talking about the second week in October. I'm talking about when it gets colder. The temperature drops. The games get bigger. The hits get harder. And you can curl up and watch some meaningful football. I like to do it with a Miller light from the fridge and a cold frosty mug from the freezer. Frosty mug meat. A cold beautiful can of Miller Light from my fridge. That's teamwork. We come together. We can make a great play out there.

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We watch games a little bit differently as defensive linemen, trying to break out of the habit of watching tape as a fucking noseguard because, you know, I just focus on the offensive defensive lines every time. But I did catch this Jets Packers game. I thought the Jets D line was really, really good. So I want to go back and watch it more and kind of break that down a little bit. And I know you talked about it on the Monday podcast a little bit. But honestly, watching it, the Jets defensive line, their scheme reminds me a lot of, you know,

what we ran in 2017-208 or 2016-2017 in Philly, where they're just attacking, getting a field, they're really getting off the ball. And they're also really deep. So a lot of their rushes actually came out of like these five. down looks. You know how teams get an overload to try to influence the slide? Yeah. And they would walk Mosley up on the backside guard. They did a really good job early in the game of setting this up. It's big on big, right? So the five offensive linemen are responsible for the four defensive linemen that are down,

and then the guard will have the middle linebacker that's walked up over him. And sometimes they would include the linebacker in some of the games and pick stunts, which would, you know, kind of confuse the second level pick is like, it's like a game, like say a T.E. But with a second level player. So the penetrator is coming from off ball. And that really adds a different element. Yeah.

And they do a really, really good job with these games. Like, you can tell their full unit rushes are really good. So like what they were doing is there's run a lot of ETs. That's how Rankin's got his sack. So, you know, the end would penetrate. And then as a Xero Tech, he'd like set it up for a couple steps and loop around him. And he got Aaron Rogers on one of those. That was really nice.

But then they did a really good job of running these. I mean, it's been called a bunch of different things. But I think it was called like a Ned stunt where the one technique of the zero will penetrate. And then the three technique to the side that he's going to will loop around him. They did a really good job on that. And it was kind of a broken rush. But Quinnon had a really good sack, a really athletic sack. In the A gap.

Yeah. Like he split the A gap and then sacked Aaron Rogers, who's a mobile quarterback on like the outside of it. He gets skinny well. dude for a big guy you know that was the play i was thinking of he just got skinny man and then to finish that sack is really really hard because uh rogers is escaping to his throwing arm um but basically like they had a really good third down plan where they would you know get them into these five-o protections sometimes blitz the um you know the the linebacker sometimes the linebacker would have the running back like mugged up or like in-man coverage but the guard wouldn't know that like

because for a second or two he'd be like worried about him because he has him thinking about he's rushing they ran a lot of really natural looking ET games too this kid 47 who's uh Bryce huff who's a young player like they have some deep rushers that are well another kid that had a lot of nice rushes 97 is Shepard Nate Shepard yeah he's like really twitchy had like a really nice double arm swipe they have a deep unit that gets off the ball really well um they also did a really good job in the rug game like the Packers were like trying to run the ball but they kind of couldn't and the game and the game got away from them a little bit with, you know, some special teams errors and stuff like that,

and then they had to throw it. And they were just teeing off on them, killing them with these really good games. Yeah. And the thing is, like, when I was watching this, I don't think the Packers O-line is really that bad. They don't necessarily have to be super good because, like, super sticky for a long time because Aaron Rogers is pretty mobile. He does a really good job of, like, getting rid of the ball. But, like, and they tried, like, the Packers try to move the pocket They try to do some RPO stuff. They got a little bit of the screen game going. But like, honestly, man, I was really impressed with the rushes from the Jets.

Like, Rankins was murdered the right guard. He was like, I think it's Royce. On the play that Quinn and Williams hit Rogers low outside the pocket, I think Rankins could have caught a charge for what he did to that guy. He bull rushed him, flushed him out of pocket. That was a great play by Aaron Rogers. Yeah. And Quinn, like, he's athletic.

athletic out in space man it's very athletic anyway that was a really fun one to go to go back and watch like I think as a as far as defensive line units go like that's got to be one of the deepest units and Vinnie Curry is your vet by the way like Vinnie Curry's like your D-line vet

is it so do you do you want the jets to pick you up off the street is that what you just did this segment they really need a they really need a you know just like an early down grinder they do they do that's the only one or the only one or thing I thought was funny from that game is John Runyon, who's the left guard. He got fined.

By his dad. By his pops, which I thought was great. Like, imagine after a tough loss, you know, you kind of get the shit beat out of you. And then you show up to your locker on, like, you know, Wednesday and you have a FedEx in there from your old man. Like, what do you, you just take a screenshot of it and just send the middle finger to your dad. Like, you know. That's pretty good. I think you pay up. I don't think an appeal is coming. No. Yeah. If you're here in Arizona, Colorado, Indiana, Louisiana, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Tennessee, or right here in Virginia, and you haven't tried the WinBet app yet, I have great news for you.

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Retweet or reply is where we're on next. Yesterday, we saw that Chase Claypool had a little fun in the locker room. Uh, the tweet was, Chase, how does it feel to get a win like that? That was a question from the pool of reporters. Chase said, it feels awesome. Gunner, come here real quick. He gave me a celebratory dip. It's my first time ever.

I can't really with all these lights, but it feels good. Chase Claypool got his first dip. Are we retweeting or replying this? I'm quote tweeting that. And I know Gunner a little bit for my time in New England. He's, he's a great guy, but he takes, I think he was probably cope straight. What was it? It was Cope Strait.

Yeah, it was Cope. Strait is a tough first dip. I'll never forget the first time. I had some gris green around a bonfire in Minnesota. I was probably in like eighth grade. I fucking threw up straight in the fire. So like Cope straight dip after like an emotional game where you're already kind of like buzzing a little bit is that's a strong play.

So we're sending him a stronger play. We're sending him a care package of a bunch of, uh, like honestly. I think the ATF's going to be on us because there's a T in there. And we're sending, we sent Dan Campbell, Cope. No, send him some Zins,

bro. We're not sending him. He's not ready for the, he's not ready for the Coke straight. No, I'm going to send him the heaviest hitter. I'm going to get this guy so addicted to nicotine. It's going to be incredible how addicted he is.

We're just, we're just, we're just a nicotine. Codiac wintergreen. If you look up the nicotine delivery statistics, the next-gen stats on, on, on,

coppers. Codyac is like the king of the mountain, dude. Like so, uh, so we need to get Chase Claypool some dip, um, some real dip that coach, just a nicotine gambling pot.

Pretty much. Pretty much. Uh, that's, that's my life after 11 p.m. uh, every night. Uh,

okay. Retweet or reply, TMZ tweeted, Robert Kraft proves you're never too old to find love because he tied the knot Friday in a star-studded surprise wedding. Ed Shearren and Elton John both performed. There were some, it was a big, rainy moss was at the wedding. Tom Brady made an appearance at the wedding.

Are you retweeting or replying to weddings in the fall, especially this one surrounding a NFL owner? I'm replying. Weddings in the fall, first of all, that's a selfish move, number one. why would you have a wedding to fall? Secondly, and then I'm replying again, must be nice to miss, you know, two weeks in training camp

and then a Friday and Saturday practice slash walkthrough. I'd much, I'd much rather have to go to a wedding in the fall. That's a sub-tweet, by the way. Okay. I'd much rather have to go to a wedding in the fall. Hear me out. In the summer, that's, that's like my happiest time. Like, my weekends are sacred.

I want to be on the river. I want to be dicking around. I don't want to be at some wedding sweating through a suit, okay? That's one. That's a you problem. Some summer linens? Linen's a great, but say,

you know, I'm the groom a lot. Oh, I know you can't relate, but I'm the groom a lot. And they always have you in these fucking heavy suits. And you're up there sweating and you're standing up there, right?

Don't lock your knees. But you're up there standing there and you're sweating your balls off. um another thing is um it's great having surprise weddings because uh weddings just make people assholes man like the the the the the presence of a wedding an incoming wedding turns everybody into this fucking crazy person so i think i'm actually pro fall wedding i'm pro surprise wedding i'm pro friday night wedding because you can spend saturday on the couch Hung over watching football. Yeah.

I agree with that. And there's no lead up to it. Friday night weddings are good because you can't like, you can't put a bunch of shit before it. I got work. You know what? I would make up some work stuff so hard and show up right before the wedding. But these days, it's a wedding is like, okay, here's a standard wedding like itinerary. Okay.

The wedding's usually on a Saturday. There's usually a welcome party on Friday. then Saturday is the wedding, the rehearsal. That's all night. And then nowadays there's like a brunch, like farewell brunch. Yeah, so we don't need to do all that. We don't need to do all that. You get a gift bag.

Friday. You get a gift bag on the way in on Friday. You get it done. Don't even tell me it's a wedding. Why am I getting a bag? We're just happy you're here at the dinner. Surprise. Retweet or reply from Sunday night.

There was a video as the Eagles are running out onto the field. A fan got into. the quote unquote tunnel and ran out with the players he's with the players he's getting all hype he runs out he even gets a couple low fives from jason kelsey and others then he gets escorted off uh re are you retweeting or replying this behavior i am honestly going to quote tweet it because for me somebody asked me what would i have done in a situation like this probably nothing i'm just being honest there's so many people down on the field I would have been like I must be one of the troops

or something you know like must be a make a wish kid they're doing a thing right like I'm running next to the motherfucker you know it's it's like a it's like a bird flying next to an airplane like what the fuck are you doing here well there's enough airplanes flying around now that like it's not it's not

as shocking anymore and to me like it would not be shocking to see somebody running out of the tunnel exactly during a game you're there's this shit that happens and you're just like oh okay you know And you don't even realize until after in the locker room, everyone's like, oh, you didn't know that guy? I would have loved to have heard like what Kelsey is.

Yeah, he looks like the cheerleader. He's like, he's like, if we had a midnight yell, he's the Philly's midnight yell guy. He's Philly's midnight yell guy. It's just a drunk guy that finds his way down. He's lucky as hell because there's no way you should be able to get down there. And then to like blend in and run out and not get trampled by Jordan Milata. Like just absolutely trampled.

Yeah. Like fucking Lion King. Yeah, dude. People, yeah, like people die on Black Friday, like, you know, in a Best Buy parking lot. What do you think Jordan Milata is going to do to you? That's pretty good situational awareness from that guy, honestly. He's like Mark Wahlberg with the tryout for, uh, and look at Dom. Look at Dom.

Invincible. Look at Dom. Dom's in the video, too. Big Dom made an appearance. You know what I love about. That's the one to trample somebody right there. Yeah, Big Tom coming through, bro. Hey, Dom, at one point, they're going to do a compilation of all these iconic Eagles videos.

and highlight Dom and all of them. He's in every shot of anything important going on in Philly, dude, with the birds. And he's an absolute legend. Shout out to Dom. Truly a legend. Yeah. Retweet or reply at Joel 9-1 tweeted Sunday night. Top five NFL head coaches current to do bottle service with.

Chris's list in order, Mike Tomlin, Dan Campbell, Arthur Smith, Lovie Smith, and Mike Vrable. We're going to change this one around. What are your top five NFL head coaches current that you don't want to do bottle service with? All right. I don't want to do bottle service with Cliff Kingsbury because I feel like he's just going to get one vodka cran and just sit there and look cool. You know? Yeah, he would. Like backing out some of the girls on the dance floor.

Maybe like probably got some fucking sunglasses on in the club. Yep. Also like, go ahead, Chris. I don't want to do bottle service with Brandon's daily. Way too intense. He's going to want, you know, like way too intense. Can I add one thing while you're thinking of the next one you don't want to do bottle service with?

I can't believe I didn't think about this. I want to do bottle service with Matt Rule, dude. Matt Rule's not a current coach technically, but he's still on the payroll. This fucking guy, you know how many sparklers are going to be, like, there's going to be bottles of Asa Spades all night. he's he's making 40 mil to sit on the couch this guy's partying his ass off i'd love to do bottle service with uh yeah he's like hey don't worry about this chris i got this one exactly dude exactly he's got like he's got like oil money now i actually wouldn't want to do it with rabble because i feel

like that'd just be a drink off you know that's just shot for shot with raves for a night and then next thing you know we're getting denied at the bar again chris well the thing that pushed him down to five on my list. He's essentially like he's a he's a he there's a chaotic good and a chaotic evil like chaotic good is Dan Campbell at the at the club like evils frabs and braves is the guy that like I'm gonna end up in a fight because I'm fighting for my like with my boy like I'm gonna be if braves is at my table braves my guy and braves is definitely going to fight somebody I just feel like trying to like push their way into the section and brabs just power bombs he's from he's from the rust belt He's from out of the furnace land.

I don't want to do it with... It's from Youngstown or something, dude. He wants to fight. He wants to fuck people up. I mean, I don't think Zach Taylor would be fun to do bottle service with either. Just kind of look out of place. Like, he'd probably be wearing, like, khakis. Oh, how did I not...

Robert Sala would be so fun? Yeah, exactly. You missed that one. Robert Sala would be awesome, dude. I want to get drunk with Robert Sala. Staying in the NFL, but flipping over to own. One stat that NFL owners will hear at today's NFL fall meetings, the average margin of victory this season is 8.9 points on pace to shatter the Super Bowl era record of 10.2. The only other year

that this has been below 10 was 1932 when the Bears opened with three straight scoreless ties and won the title. This is from Tom Pelliserro. Is this a retweet or reply? Quote, and this is a lot like when somebody gets COVID and they're like, oh, I lost a bunch of weight, looking good, right? I'm down 20 pounds. How'd you lose it?

Not the right way. Like the reason this stat is the way it is, games are closer, is because there's not as many blowouts because not as many teams are fucking scoring. There's one Buffalo Bills, 383 game here. There's a weird jets,

dolphins blowout. But teams, aren't scoring. Scoring's down and that's really what matters. So the NFL's trying to tell you like everything's fine, man, but it's not because scoring's down. Okay. Like no one's sitting around the TV on Thursday night, as you can tell, being like, man, what a cool overtime game that was. The Broncos just keep playing these awesome tight games. Did you see how close that Indy Denver game was? Like, nah, did you see how crazy that, because legitimately a wild finish to commanders, Nobody fucking cares.

The team scored 19 points, essentially. Thank God it's over. Yeah. So it's like the NFL's being like, everything's fine when really it's not fine, dude. Like we're going to be in the chow line no matter what, but we will enjoy it much more if teams are scoring more. And if that means a bigger margin of victory, like no big deal. I think this is a quote tweet for me. Yeah.

So for me, I don't know. I don't think I've talked about this much on the pod, but there are some really, really good new emojis out there that I've been just. digging into. So I say that because I am replying to this tweet with a simple upside-down smiley face. Retweet or reply. This is from Box, score, Kenny. LaMau, the Falcons are making the playoffs with the Falcons remaining schedule. The Falcons are currently three in three.

They have the Bengals, Panthers, Chargers, Panthers again, Bears, commanders, Steelers, a week 14 by than Saints, Ravens, Cardinals, bucks. You're just going to power through reading LMAO out loud?

Yeah. LMAO. La Mao. La Mao. He's a French dictator. The thinking man's joke. Lowell. La Malle.

Yeah, that's that's that's that's that's that's one of the ball brothers only he he ruled a country and lemau reed that's good dude i've never saying l-m-a-o again it's la mao mao do people do that i don't know yeah i'd always do that he always does that that's i breeze right through it for a reason that's good okay i'm raffle lamauing right now raffle copter what the fuck we're even talking about We're talking about the Falcons making the playoffs.

They should be five and one right now. Let me tell you, and I'm kissing my under win total on them goodbye. The other ones are going pretty well, including the bucks. But yeah, they got the Bengals. They're going to play Carolina.

That's a, I figure that's a win. They play them twice. They play the Bears. They play the commies. They play the Steelers. Yeah, how deep is the NFL?

twice. How many wins is it going to take this year? 10, 8, 9? Yeah, in that order? 10 max. 9 is the most likely, but it could be 8. Okay, they have how many wins right now? I should know this. Three. They're three and three. They should be five and one. Okay, I see seven, I see eight, I see eight wins. The swing game is going to be, can you beat

can you beat the bucks right at home that's going to be interesting week 18 hopefully and just to be so your wins are Carolina twice the Bears the commanders yeah and these never go the way you think they are

but like you kind of you try to pick as many easy ones as possible and then figure you're going to be just under in the win one game you don't expect in the win so yeah the Steelers you know that's a toss up the way the bangles are playing, especially right now. You know, they could give the bangles a run.

The Falcons are fucking kind of like, I don't know, Arthur Smith, man, survived three coaches in Tennessee. Like, this guy's got to be a future legend of some sort. I mean, he did a great job with that offense. Obviously, you had Derek Henry and everything. And we were like, oh, we'll see down there in Atlanta. And they are maximizing their talent. And, yeah, it's just crazy to me that,

that the guy has been this good. It's early. It's early, but they have a good shot, and the NFC South sure isn't, you know, the gauntlet we thought it might be. No, no, sir. Retweet or reply. There's a report out that the NFL and Amazon announced

that in 2023, Prime Video will exclusively stream a Black Friday game. the Friday after Thanksgiving. This is the first ever NFL Black Friday game. It's going to take place November 24th with an expected kickoff of 3 p.m. Teams are TBD. That's from Ian Rappaport. Are we retweeting or replying a Black Friday game? I'm retweeting it.

I love that. That's a full weekend of football, right? Because you've got two Thursday night games and a Black Friday game. It's also kind of good for, it's just good for America. Get people out of Walmart on Black Friday. Friday. No, as much as we can numb the population, let's do it. So more football. That's good for Prime is what I'm saying. Yeah, that's a smart move by Bezos. Get them out of the Black Friday stores. So this guy, Brett Coleman said right under their

under Rapsheets tweet, this is actually brilliant marketing. Amazon wants everyone to stay home during their biggest day of competition with brick and mortars so that inevitably they fall into the quote, well, I'll just. get it on Amazon instead trap i'm already there i have social anxiety so genius like yeah but it is you know like it's 40 chess coming to a indoor stadium near you here's the thing beau i fucking hate thanksgiving football played inside if they make me watch more indoor football on a week where we should be watching people with grass stains on their fucking jerseys out there you know while you're where you're you got the turkey on the trigger i don't want to be watching a bunch of indoor

football just don't do that to me that's all i ask NFL black friday outdoor game mandated yep re that i like that retweet or replied josiah johnson tweeted what's your wildest NBA prediction for the upcoming season starts tonight your last night i got to go to the resident expert maybe beau has something bucks related shit about basketball. But Kingston, tell me what are the storylines this year? Because I legitimately have no idea. I'll give you a few quick predictions.

Westbrook traded to the Indiana Pacers before Thanksgiving for Buddy Heald and Miles Turner. I think Luca finally has his MVP breakout season. Victor Wimbaniama, even though he's not in the league, is going to be a household name. My mom emailed me an article about him from the New York Times. Oh, it's said that, yeah, he's probably arrived.

Have you heard of this French basketball player, Matt? Exactly. La Mao? Zion's going to have a huge comeback season. Pelicans will be the highest scoring team in the league. Nuggets best season long record. Jalen Green's going to average 25 points per game, but have the worst efficiency in the league.

And the wolves will look beautiful in the regular season, but will fail in the playoffs because their roster is flawed. Oh, and the thing that I'm really looking for is what's happening up in Golden State. They have the potential dynasty, but there's some chemistry issues there. So we'll see if this is Draymond's last season. Kyrie Irving launches a podcast on OAN Network. Retweet or reply. There was a video that went viral the last couple days of a mountain climber,

shooting up a nice little rock shoot that looked like a blast to climb. and then he looks to his left and a massive looks like black bear just comes charging off a cliff dives at him misses and then they kind of go into a scuffle this guy's swinging

and kicking this bear this bear comes back at him three or four times are we retweeting this and being like oh my God or are we replying like you shouldn't be on the mountain what are we doing no I'm retweeting I watch that video a bunch man the way I mean that's

scared me. That like a woked. That scared you. Dude, that scared me, man. Listen to it with the audio on. It's like somebody let their dog off the leash, bro. No, dude. I'm telling you. Nobody, bro. Boo, boo, boo, boo. Horrible take, Chris, that thing would mull your ass. I got into a fucking recall about this. Dude, the black bear will eat your face.

The marathon runner who's standing on top of the rock, you probably wears Tevas when he gets home. Dude, that just fucking. That awakened a primal fear. within me that I don't even know I had. Imagine you're climbing out of nowhere a black bear. Bro, I'm throwing that fucking bear. It's going to hit every rock on the way down that mountain. I'm going to shot put it off the mouth.

I mean, the guy kicked the bear in the face pretty good. The only thing that... He's looking like Hopkins out there. The only, I mean, because we think, oh, black bears around here, not a problem. But that's because you see him off your back porch. You got your house behind you. You can run back inside. This is his habitat.

He knows exactly where this guy is. He couldn't even win with homefield advantage, dude. He couldn't. No, here the high ground. He couldn't even win with home field advantage. This is the, this is,

I'm retweeting if I, if I touch it at all. I'm retweeting just to, as a public service announcement that black bears have no bodies. They're, they're weak. Bad, bad base.

Literally, this is home field. It is homecoming weekend. He's got some skinny ass guy on top of a mountain. And he's got the surprise and it doesn't work. You got a, Watch Star Wars, man, the high ground. It's an advantage.

I don't need to watch Star Wars. That's what I'm getting from that. Pan to the crowd. There's always somebody fighting in that motherfucker. And the lesson you always learn in watching these fights in stadiums is high ground. But the bear had everything else going for it. And it couldn't win. It's over, Black Bear.

I have the High Ground. The Hiker did give the bear a good kick in the face. I'm sure the right in the face. Bear had, he wobbled off for a reason. Listen to the audio. That guy screamed. I've heard someone that scared in a while. Oh,

then why don't you, if that guy jumps off a bridge, are you going to jump off a bridge too, Bo? If it'll keep me safe from bears, maybe. He's scared, so I'd be scared.

Watch the video, Chris. It's horrifying. It's on the monitor here. Imagine, imagine that's how you go, mauled to death by a bear and you have video. The fact that he kept the video going

the whole time too. The only thing I would be maybe other than dead is embarrassed because that bear is soft. Everything about that bear is soft. Now if you want to kill me with a grizzly bear, that sounds a lot cooler to me than dying of like emphysema or something later in later in life. Like go out like Leo and The Revenant. That's cool. But not a black bear, dude. That'd be embarrassing. I would tell my wife, every time I go hiking now, there's going to be a policy. if I die by Black Bear, you make something up. It wasn't a bear. I don't care if it's like overdose or like, you know, whatever, but it can't be.

Just can't be Black Bear. Nope. WFAA tweets. Not going out like that. The ghost at this supposedly haunted North Texas house reportedly likes to talk dirty. They're sexual, the owner says. There's no other way to put it. So this couple in Texas, they bought a bunch of house.

on a block. Yeah. To rent them out, they've had 10 tenants in two years at this place because these people finally they were like, yo, that place is haunted. The owners didn't believe them. This one woman went in. She was taking a shower and then a voice said, looking good. And then she thought it was her husband.

She poked her head out. No one was there. Her husband walked in like a minute later. It was like, who are you talking to? And she was like, that wasn't you? apparently they've also heard around the house, oh baby, oh baby,

yeah. And yeah, I like it like that. Are we retweeting or replying horny ghosts? I'm quote tweeting that, you know, this sounds like an untapped sex tourism market. Yeah?

People who are getting laid, just go down there and. Oh, there's some freaks out there, Chris. You know someone would pay to, pay to, you know.

No, so here's my, Have a ghost. Here's what I... Talk dirty to him. If we can figure out if this is relatively real. Like if this is... It's not.

Not just like... No, I think it's real. If it's real. There's like a homeless man in the walls. If there's... If there's legitimately a haunted... A horny haunted house. If there's legitimately a horny haunted house...

The loser of the fantasy team is going there. seriously for a night for a weekend they got to go we'll pay the people to leave we'll get them like we'll send the ritz carlton for the weekend the loser the fantasy football league has to go and spend two nights in that motherfucker possibly get get plowed by a ghost it'll be like it's not cheating it'll be like Jonah hill and this is the end what about next year dudes are tanking to go back to the haunted house the ghost got some good pussy Apparently there's a well in the living room that is just open and people think it's a portal to another world, a spiritual portal. It's a 19 foot well.

Did Ghostbusters do this? What kind of place is this? This is in Texas, man. Sure, this isn't like a meth lab. Could be. Could be people messing around with some substances down there. Some ayahuasca. No, honestly, what we need to do is, I'm telling you, this is it.

this is it. We've been looking for a fantasy punishment. And hey, I'm two and whatever. I'm two and four. It could be me. I really don't want to do this. The owner does now rent the house out to, exclusively to people who want to investigate if it's ghost or not.

It's fake. But no. It's got to be fake. No, no way. This is real. The room with the well is the murder room. That's why you don't want to die of a virgin. that's the kind of ghost she'd become.

A horny virgin. A horny 200-year-old virgin. Yeah, dude. You just roamed the streets. And what sucks is probably because you're hanging out in one of these houses. Yeah. And, you know, there's a couple that, you know, has to get down and dirty. And you see, yeah, you see what you missed out on.

A fomo. Fomo situation. If I'm a horny ghost, I'm not going to Texas, though. Give me to Vegas or like New Orleans or something, you know. So that was retweeted a reply. we're going to introduce something a little fun. This is called Beau Mois.

Bo Mois. Dumois, the celebrity gossip site. So we're introducing our newest celebrity gossip columnist reporter. Bo. For Bo Mois. Bo, what is happening in the celebrity world?

Okay. I thought you'd never ask, Reed. Lots of fun drama. I've been a little bored without football. this season. So I've been digging into some of these celebrity gossip columns. You know what might be a good way

to kick this off? Ask me something about celebrity celebrities. What do you know about Harry Stiles, Olivia Wilde? I know this one. And Jason Sadekis. Harry Stiles is a real problem. He's a locker room. He's not a great locker room guy, right? Not a good locker room guy. And he's

hooking up with the coach. And one of the players used to be married to the coach, and it's like a big deal, dude. And he might have spit. I know that part, but like in general, I don't know a lot about celebrities. So just like, okay. I didn't know who Zenaata was. You still don't. Zendaya. Zendata? Zendada. Well, Zanata is an Overwatch character, actually. Yeah.

I don't know what that. Anyway, we're talking about celebrities here. But yeah, that's actually a pretty good breakdown of Harry Styles, but there was recently an article. I can't remember what it was on. Maybe probably page six or something, but a nanny from Jason Sudec. in Olivia Wilde, she's like their nanny, claims a lot of fun drama. Basically, Olivia Wilde. Yeah, she made her special salad for Harry Styles.

Oh, really? Yeah, and Jason Sadecas was so, you know, butt hurt about that that he threw himself down in front of her car, didn't want her to leave. Apparently he was crying a lot. He got her served papers at a Comic-Con convention. So it's been some really fun drama to follow along with. The question here is what is in her salad?

What is in her salad that makes Jason Senecas lie down in front of a car and Harry Stiles go wild? I hope it's not like raisins, dude. If there are raisins, isn't that like some people put raisins in salad? Definitely. Some people do put raisins in salad, Chris. Don't put raisins in salad. I want to know what Olivia Wild sexy salad is. It's red wine, vinegar, djean mustard, honey, salt, garlic, and olive oil.

So then another fun one I was reading about was Emily Radikowski, okay? Recently single. Yeah. Just, you know, I'm single as well, M. Rada. She was linked to Brad Pitt. However, and people were going wild over M. Rada and Brad Pitt, because that's a little bit of a power couple. People loved that.

But she was spotted with another mystery man, so we're trying to figure out who that might be. rumor says that he's about six foot three two hundred eighty five pounds with long blonde hair and a really nice mustache i was like that was kind of big you heard it here do moa no evidently it's a it's um a dj bo if you got to um if you got to um if you got to star in a movie with m rata what would it be what would the premise be would it be you know you're a football player you want to be like in a western oh i'd be in a western with her i'd be in a western with her I think a rom-com would be fun. Beauty and the Beast.

Yeah, just a Beauty and the Beast. Modernized. It's just us match. Just us matching on like Raya and Tinder. Bo with soup all over him, just walking around the house. Hot supermodel. Just like tolerating him.

Fucking Boe reaching into the salad with his hand. Bo just bombing, like shitting with the door open. Beauty in the beast. No, no. Beauty in the beast too. I'm red. I would never. You know there's some Hollywood.

There's some script writer reading this. Like, yeah, we got this. This is a lock. She's walking the runway. Bo's like, you're doing great, honey.