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Episode Date: July 20, 2021

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and that our side of the family will now henceforth go by Kelsey. Thank you, Travis. Macon, welcome back to the studio. Studio J, thank you. It's a pleasure to be here. Welcome back to a little bored and batten. Yeah, you know, this is the first outdoor pod we're doing on Greenlight Pod. Listen, it's been a long weekend.

It was hard to throw this show together. Full disclosure, I'm not sandbagging. I'm not managing expectations. I'm not under-promising over-delivering. That's like usually my move. But legitimately, we threw this thing together. So I just thought lean into it, light up a big king size of pink cookies and sit on the back portion to a pot. I'll be asleep in an hour and a half.

Well, I've got a surprise for you. Dr. Fax is in the house in Studio J. So we're going to run three-man weave here. Three-man weave. Dr. Fax, Fax. The Kevin Gates sounders, great. Hey, Fax. Does it still smell like White Owls in there?

Is making good with the smell since you bless the studio? I'm not sure, but never White Owls. Don't disrespect me like that. What was it? Always backwards. Backwood, okay. Trying to transition into papers at some point. Fax is one of my favorite people.

A fear of mine with this three-man weave is just, yeah, I'd say smell. Smells is at the top of my fears here because you guys, you guys in your hot leaf. I don't even know if a white owl is a hot leaf of any sort. But it gives me it gives me headaches. Well, this pod won't give you headaches.

Bear with us. Guest overload. We don't know what the segments call, but when you have too many people interested in coming on the show, this is what happens. So we have a bunch of guests today. Kyle Long, Sam Bradford,

Barrett Jones. Oh, yeah, Jason Kelsey. It's on. It's on like Donkey Kong, man. Guest Overload. Listen, last week, we talked about the Olympics. We figured out that Bob Slet is actually spelled these days, Bob Sle. And Reed, you said what? Bob Sled is what I've said.

And I was smitten with this sounder. I told Reid to pull it. Well, I hit up our buddy Ralph. Shout out to Ralph out there in the Pack Northwest, chefing up socials for us. I said I have a very specific thing I want to do with this sounder. He said he knew a guy. And let's see what you guys think. That's what I've said. Bobslit is what I've said. I've always wanted to be on a remix

tape like that. That's fun. Well, it's fun. That was fun. This is next level. Bobslit. Bobslit. Bobslit. That's what I said. Reed, that's your voice, man. Like, we could do this. We could make green light singles. We need to pull like little snippets of audio and turn them into house music. And just to prove a point that it's not that hard to make house music. Big shout out to Gianni Carter on IG. He's G.Doc Carter. I'm not saying what you do is easy, but you chef that up pretty easy, Gianni. That's like a single right there.

How many streams could we get? Yeah. That was impressive. Put that on the play-up line. Yeah, I can see that bumping in the Jersey Shore. Like it's Secrets down in Maryland. Secrets is what they call it, like a big out. You know what I'm talking about?

I do about secrets. Yeah. It's a shame. Rumors, secrets. Sure. Sure. Rumors and secrets. You know?

What's the difference? Not much, including the house music, and that's a single you're going to hear. Summer 2020, I think. 21, I don't think we're going to have time to get that single out, but it's called Bob Sled. That's what I said, by Reed. Cowboy Reed. Did I just say his full name on here? Yeah, you did.

Redoxed. I'm getting messages on LinkedIn all the time. Cowboy. A guy, a listener, sent me a giant picture of my dad and a two-page note, which was very nice to my vacation residence. And was like, sorry to track you down at your vacation residence, but here it is. It's a giant picture of your dad. Can you go get this sign for my dad and then mail it back to me? Did not put a return envelope.

Don't care, bro. If you're a listener, I'm happy to do it. But if anybody else sends some shit, I'm going to throw in the fire pit. How'd they get your address? The guys of real estate attorney and pointed out at the end that there are ways to make your, to make your residence even more, I don't know, under the radar. I'm like, yeah, no shit, it's called an LLC. We're in the process.

You just beat us to it. Oh, in the process, you need to do that at time of signing docs there at closing, my friend. Yeah, well, we didn't have a real estate agent out here, as you know. It's a while-while West. Real estate agents there. WikiWOW. Ashville, North Carolina. Hello! I love Asheville. I've never been there, but it's like an Austin where you just like,

everybody knows it's cool. It's in that Charlottesville category, I feel like. Is it? Yeah, cool spot, lesser known, not going to be your top destination, but you have a friend of a friend who said, you ever been to Asheville, Seaville? Austin's now gotten too big for its britches. Yeah, Austin's graduated out of that class. but yeah, Asheville, Charlottesville. Savannah. Savannah's lovely, bro.

Savannah's one of my favorite places on the planet. There's a piano bar down there called Savannah Smiles. And it's a very on point name because as soon as you walk into that motherfucker, if you're not smiling, there's something wrong with you. Bill Monroe, father of bluegrass, was somebody that came up today as I was perusing Asheville's Wiki. He is the author of iconic songs like Blue Moon of Kentucky. He is the, you know, as the moniker would suggest, he invented bluegrass.

And in 1938, I didn't write this. I'm reading it. In 1938, Bill Monroe and Cleo Davis pulled a camper trailer from Atlanta to Asheville to take over the 15-minute radio show called Mountain Music Time at WNC in the Flatiron Building in downtown Asheville. He then named the group Bill Monroe. and the Bluegrass Boys, coining the term Bluegrass as his distinct new music style that was ready to set the world on fire. And it did. And it started in Asheville. I had no idea that the first and probably that came up in the Ken Burns country music series, which of course I watched

in the span of a week and then interviewed Ken Burns. This was a summer ago. This was mid-pandy. Go check that one out. But like Ken Burns is the man. That series was awesome. And Bill Monroe, if you didn't appreciate him, you will appreciate him if you watch that. and I did not know he had ties to Asheville. Also, two guys from Asheville that might interest you make Brad Dardy. Yep. And Chase Rice, who is actually my lookalike. Okay, Chase Rice, he's the cat where we hopped on his bus at the Kenny Chesney concert.

That's right. After redacted quarterback of the Pittsburgh redacted, it was a jerk to everybody. And Brad Doherty. Carolina Tarheel and Cleveland Cavalier. Now, Ben wasn't a jerk. Ben wasn't a jerk. I'm sorry to interrupt, but Ben wasn't a jerk. I want to put that out there. It was his OC. Relative to his quarterback coach, yeah.

Ben was right pleasant. But we got on the bus with Chase Rice, who, of course, I feel like I'm looking in the mirror. I really do. And of all these fucking lookalikes you give me, Larry Nance. Yeah, Larry Nance, Jr. Hey, Dr. Fax, do I look like Larry Nance?

I don't see it too much. I don't see it too much. But unfortunately, I kind of do. Macon has driven the point home. There's like one picture of Larry Nance that if you look at it closely, we got the same eyes, we got the same dumb smile.

Look up, Chris. Look up Mr. Beast. That's who Macon looks like. Mr. Beast. That's Macon's Doppler. Has somebody else said that, or was that you? That was you.

That was you. Nobody else has said that. And I still haven't looked up this person. Well, he's an American YouTuber. One of the best, though. He does not look like Mr. Bees. Thank you. I think that crossed into the realm of just irresponsible.

If you think he looks like Mr. Beast at home, let us know. Yeah, Chase Rice, Brad Dardy, and one last snippet about Asheville. You're going to like this make. It's like Hollywood East, bro. Last, the Mohicans filmed there on Chimney Rock. You remember the iconic scene there at the end of the movie. movie. I have seen that motion picture, but it's been a while. Yeah, but there was one scene where, you know, a guy was chasing a guy with a hatchet and just exploded the guys back on the side

of some picturesque waterfall. That was, um, that was Asheville and, uh, Chimney Rock, the dam that Harrison Ford jumped off of in the fugitive, which is another movie I assume you've seen. Yes. Yes. You remember the dam. The one-armed man. Yeah, it was his fault all along. Forrest Gump ran through Asheville on his run across the country.

Really? And Hunger Games was filmed in Asheville, North Carolina. How about that? Dr. Richard Kimball. Yep, Richard Kimball. Not to be confused with Detective John Kimball, who was the detective in kindergarten cop. They weren't related. I'm a cop, you idiot.

I'm Detective John Kimball. Layup line. All right. I said my name is Bismarkey. And all the people always know me for my comedy. I make you laugh. I make you giggle. Ha ha.

He ha. I got you're waiting for hip hop university. All right. So we got Bismarkey, legendary rapper, passed away. Biz was, by all accounts, one of the coolest guys in the world. Like, and you can tell when somebody dies if people are doing their obligatory, like, sorry to see that cat go kind of stuff. and like people were really hurt by Bizz's passing.

And he was young. I mean, he was in his 50s, but he used to come to Eagles games and stand on the sideline. Like he was there every week almost. And I was always too nervous to come up and strike up a conversation. And he'd be sitting right there near where the D-line warms up. And, you know, Nate, you know, like we'd warm up in the corner of the end zone. And Bizz was always standing right there.

I never said a word to him because I didn't want to bug him. And it was pregame and that sort of thing. But I struck up a friendship with DJ Premier like two, three years ago. It was a legend. And not to name drop him. He's a great friend. He really is. Like, oh, he's commenting on my post saying, what's up to Whalen?

You know, he called me twice this morning so that he could get the biz clip from our interview two, three years ago when we were doing this thing called the Fish Bowl. When I started out interviewing people, one of my first interviews was with Primo. And Primo and I sat down and talked for like an hour and a half. and we were talking about D&D Studios, which was a legendary recording studio in New York. And we were doing these things called drop-ins, which basically like, you know, during the interview,

you have somebody who's referenced in a story sending a cell phone video. Too bad Fishbowl never took off, but you should go back on YouTube. There were some good interviews there. We just didn't know how to fucking market it. But Primo said, I can get Biz to send in a video, you know, address Fishbowl, Chris Long,

and tell a story about D&D. And so he did. And Primo remembered that and put it up on his Instagram today. So really cool. Like I never got to meet him, but he did send in a clip for us on one of the first shows

that has become Greenlight and Prime shared it today on his Instagram. So rest in peace, Biz Marquis. The song we just played is called Stuttersstep. And I always thought he was fun

because he had fun. That's why I liked Biz. He wasn't just fun. He was one of the all-time greats and people are respecting him as such in the wake of his passing. So rest in peace, Bismarkey, and not to somber the mood even more so, but happy birthday, Chris Cornell. Late-grade Chris Cornell, making you know Soundgarden? I do.

Okay, we know Soundgarden. Do you know Black Hole Sun? Is that the song you would remember? Yeah. Black Hole Sun is a banger. And Black Hole Sun, I often say, was one of the first songs I had on a CD because my mom took me to Plan 9 music and let me pick two CDs. I got live throwing copper and Sound Garden, super unknown, which of course the hit single was Black Hole Sun. And that song is legendary.

Chris Cornell, you got to check out that one live album songbook, which just tops it all. He plays some of his audio slave stuff, some of his Soundgarden stuff. And I can remember like when celebrities pass. That one hit me kind of hard, I think because of the sentimental value there. And I also thought Chris Cornell had a lot of music left to make. That one stuck in my mind, really, really hardcore, was in Philly, my first summer getting ready to play there. I think it was the time period where I couldn't smoke. I had stopped smoking. I was alone. My family was in Virginia. I was alone in an apartment in New City. Chris Cornell died. It was raining the whole fucking week. And I just sat there and listened to songbook. It was depressing.

And I was wondering, make celebrity deaths, Nate, Dr. Fax, celebrity deaths, were there any that hit y'all kind of hard? Princess Diana, you know I'm an anglophile, 11 years old, the nature of how she passed. That one was earth-shattering. And then Michael Jackson, Kobe Bryant are on my list as like, who. Yeah. I would say Kobe Bryant, but just from growing up and being from Westchester, just recently, the DMX was pretty big. Oh, yeah. And just, like, find myself, like, online.

I went and bought, like, DMX, like, cologne and, like, memorabilia and certain things. Just, just, like, just, like, just diving deeper into, like, how big of a hike. Exactly. Yeah. He has, like, a clone. What does that smell like? I'll bring it in. I'm rigging in for you.

And I wasn't laughing at Princess Diana dying. I was just laughing at how on brand that is for you, the 10 year old to be bawling over, you know, like English royalty. I think the crash happened at like midnight hour time. I just remember I caught it on TV. An 11 year old me watched did not go to sleep.

Watch coverage for days. I mean, it was, it was, what can you say? Sorry for your law. Was it Owen Hart or Brett Hart who passed away on like the like the live like I don't know into the ring and he ended up falling and dying? But I remember as a kid, I would beg my mom to buy me pay-per-view matches.

And that's the first one she bought me. And that dude like died on it. And like it was something where it was at the age where everyone's like, you know wrestling's fake. Wrestling's fake. This is fake. And then the first time I get to watch a pay-per-view match, They go to commercial and all this stuff happens. And this dude really like ends up like, rest in peace, ends up dying.

And fuck, man, that sucked. Yeah, dude. This is the depressing way to start the show. Let's get out of this. Okay. Let's talk about life. I'm like, we hit the Hart Brothers. We hit Princess Diana.

We hit Chris Cornell and, of course, Biz Marquis. So, I mean, let's talk about some life, shall we? Hey, Ted Lassow, a lot of people who are alive are watching that show. and a lot of people say it's good. I'm having a hard time getting into the previews. I said I'd watch one fucking show by the time this pod came out. And I'm not going to lie. Just couldn't get into Apple Plus.

Like literally the thought of signing into Apple Plus overwhelms me to the point that I've just avoided watching Ted Lasso. And I'm sorry, I promise you I'll watch it by Thursday. How about that? And I know I'm not going to like it. I will slowly delete my Ted Lasso review from my GLP notes. That's hilarious.

And I'll bring it back in a few days. Is it a username and password issue or just like an effort thing? It started as a username and password issue and then it evolved into a effort issue when Cowboy Reed sent me his password this morning and I just didn't feel like doing it. So yeah, I mean, I've got a solid three day runway here and I'll get it done, folks. I have the password. I mean, golly. how many hoops do you have to jump through to watch the show that everybody's fucking talking about

these days you ever think about that you just need to be warned that well hey brave new world you need to be warned that it's going to take three to four episodes and for you candidly i'm not judging your character it might not be the show for you you think it's that everybody likes it that's part of it for sure but i just think it's a little too feel goody i don't do you like feel good things. Do you like to feel good? You know, you would think I would, but I don't think I like to feel good watching a show. Right. You operate best in chaos. Yeah, I don't feel like this show's chaotic. I feel like at every turn in the preview, the dramatic fun music stops and everybody in the crowd gets quiet and then Jason Sedakis says something witty and everybody cheers. Like, that's the preview,

so I'm good. Like, I think I'm probably going to be okay on Ted Lassow, but I'll give it a shot. Good, bad, ugly, make. There's a lot good, okay? Everybody knows I got a mullet. Everybody knows I got a Tennessee waterfall about two months ago when I debuted it. People online made fun of me. They said that's, I don't even know if that constitutes a waterfall. Like the hair actually has to hang off the back of your head.

Yeah, dude, it was a baby mullet. But every mullet grows up, every baby mullet grows up into a big, giant waterfall. And mine's medium size right now. And I got to Montana and I got to tell you, wife alert, I already told my lovely wife, Meg, all about this because it's important that I come home and report it when I get hit on. But having a Tennessee waterfall in Montana somehow is like Cologne. You would think I had on Armani Code at the gas station. I was at the town pump about two weeks ago. It's called the town pump.

And guess what I did? I walked to the back to get a beverage. and a woman walking out of the bathroom, the door swings open loudly. I turn to my right and there's this woman just nonchalantly exiting the restroom as only you do if you were taking the two. And I look over my shoulder, we make eye contact

and she goes, I like your hair. Wow. And she just doesn't break stride. This is my favorite part. I like your hair over her right shoulder, doesn't break stride towards the register and says, you look like a doctor and continues to walk to the register.

Okay. May I bother you for a town pump? No. Dude, I don't get hit on a lot, okay? And I came home and I told my wife, I didn't tell her immediately, but I told her like a day later, I let it process.

And this woman at the town pump liked my mullet, and she came straight out from the porcelain throne and alerted me of her opinion. And it really pumped me up. It pumped me up. My day was better. And lo and behold, two weeks later, this is this past weekend. I'm at the town pump again, filling up my Bronco,

filling up a gas can to go take over to my personal watercraft and have a great day making memories with my kids. Anyways, I hear a voice over the sound of gas trickling into my red can. I like your mullet. Again, it's a female. I'm like, guys, enough. I look over, the woman's about 60 years old, maybe 55 years old, and I say thanks.

She goes, I would know they call me the mullet lady. Wow. I say, what do you mean by that? She says, well, I cut hair. I specialize in mullets. And I go, I'll be damned. And she said, here's the fucking hook. She goes, yeah, mullets in flat top.

No way. No way. Yes, I promise you. So I get to talking to this lady and I'm asking her if I can come into her shop and I asked her if she can tighten up the size because it is Montana and I'm not rocking any Tennessee waterfall. I've got tapered, you know, temples and shit. Like I like to breathe.

I like my brain to breathe. And I like to look slick. I like to look like a DJ or something like somebody cool like that. Like a fashionable mullet, like a Jody high roller type mullet. They don't have those here in Montana. People in Montana aren't being posers like me. They really have the waterfalls. Anyway, she wasn't judging me.

She can do the sides. I'm going to come in in two weeks. I finished the conversation and find out when I got home. That's my dad's barber. Wow. So, yeah, that was the good for me this weekend. Not only have I gotten hit on twice in the past two. Well, no, I got hit on once.

and I got solicited for a haircut. But I also met somebody that can tame this beast while I'm here the rest of the three-week vacation. In Montana, your Tennessee waterfall makes you a doctor. Would my haircut make me like an astrophysicist in Montana, some sort of rocket scientist? No, I think your haircut would do the opposite and make you some sort of like an axe murderer. Making, what do you have for good? My good is the walking bucket that is Chris Middleton. Bucks are one went away from a title, and this is the Chris Middleton Appreciation Minute.

Born in Charleston, South Carolina on August the 12th, 1991. I will forever think that Chris Middleton is five years older than me. Nah, he's five years younger than me. That's the airline, dude. That's where we are these days. No, it's just the airline. Hey, take three seconds, listeners. What jersey number does Chris Middleton wear?

Twenty-two. Golly, is it 40? Damn. 22. facts over here just spitting facts and didn't really allow the three seconds to breathe not school but when I was trying to think about it in my head pictures I was like 27 like in point being I think he's the most unheralded least heralded superstar I mean he's certainly the Robin to Janus's Batman 6-722 nicknames cash money that's K-H-A-S-H

cash money thing and WD40. I don't know why his nickname's WD40, but WD40 is a fantastic product. I have been lubricating things at my home over the past few days, including, but not limited to doors in a trash can that was making a lot.

And it just, I don't know, man. That's a Mount Rushmore product at WD40. All right. So Chris Middleton, 17, 5, and 4 for his career, 26 and 5 this year. elite ISO score he's clutch not a run of the mill sidekick just unheralded

went to A&M 2012 NBA draft brought me to famous Chris's KHRIS not much doing there's a baseball player named Chris Davis

so CHRIS famous Chris's 5 to 1 here on Ranker.com which is the authority Chris Ladoo well shoo of course

Chris Ladoo but he's on this list. Ranker.com. This is anybody. Five, Chris Rock on board. Four, Chris Pratt on board. Three, Chris Pine.

Know the name, but not familiar with his work. No, he's in a movie that I need to take a minute to remind you guys is not very good. Everybody thinks it's good. It's called Heller Highwater. His haircut is way too pristine. His lettuce is too pristine to be white trash in that movie. It made no sense. Yeah, Chris Pine, I don't get that make.

Two, I know the name. Also not familiar with his work. Chris Hemsworth. Yeah, guy that everybody's wife wants to fuck. One. Not familiar with name or work. Chris Evans. Also a guy that everybody's wife wants to fuck.

Chris Long, also receiving votes. Maybe not. You're not on this. Your list, fellow. I'm sorry. No, but I don't get that list, to be quite honest.

Chris Pine being three. No shade. I know I've already shit on. you know, the critically acclaimed film that you were in, but I don't see it. Third most famous Chris. Chris Rock is an icon. No doubt.

Shout out Chris Middleton. He's my good. He's been electric. Janice, Drew Holiday. Bucks going home. You think they close it out. But a Batman Robin combo, I mean,

maybe Kyle Lowry to Kauai in 2019 is a similar deal. Those Golden State teams were loaded. LeBron had Kyrie and Cleveland. maybe Jason Terry to Dirk in 2011 is as close as I could come. I don't think Chris Middleton is going to make any of these all-time lists. You know what's crazy, though, you're right. I've been thinking about this a lot. I'm just coming around to liking the bucks.

And Chris Middleton kind of has given them a big likeability boost. I remember we did the likeability rankings like a month or two ago. And I think they were way down the line. I think Janus has shot up the list, played hurt, right? had a cool quote that every fucking sports writer in America was like, this is great, humility. So yeah, five points for him. And then on top of that, he's playing his ass off.

And he's proving you don't need to be able to cross cats up at the top of the key to be a score. You don't need like fadeaways and shit. Like this guy's getting it done his way. And guess what? From a scoring and like a volume standpoint, he's kind of the robin. But he's definitely not the robin on the team. I think Janus makes that team.

and he gives Chris Middleton the opportunity to go high volume and score 30 points a night because it wasn't like he's been shooting the lights out every night, has he? No, but Janice isn't that ISO guy and Middleton has been. It's just a nice pairing. It's never going to be Jordan Pipp and Kobe, Shaq, stocked him alone. But if they win the title, Middleton's going to be every bit as important as Janus, I think. And the likability factor, I watched that Drew Holiday feature on SportsCenter. the other night. I remember he had to take a year off because his wife was dealing with a brain

tumor. I walked away from that thing. I already liked Drew Holiday. He used to be just a guy who got me points on fantasy. He was on one of my first fantasy basketball team. So I appreciate him, a charter player. But now he's somebody that I think I know a little bit more about and I really respect, admire him and hope he gets a ring as well. I mean, like at first I was thinking, yeah, Chris Paul or bust. Like that's the only person I want to see Hoise the trophy. Now there's some guys on the bucks that I feel pretty pretty happy for if they get this ring. Yeah, and the straw that stirs a drink is Mamadhi Diakite. Exactly.

What's not so good? Well, I will tell you in a second, but did you see Mamadie at the end of that iconic Janus Funk where he fended off Chris Paul, a little shove at the end of the play, landed on his feet, turned, and flexed the camera as he's walking back. And this is going to be an iconic play, just like the block. I'm sorry, Nate. This is going to be an iconic play if they win the title. And at the end of it, Momadie got some airtime.

So he had two big moments. Yeah, he had two big moments in the playoffs. The one was fouling the fuck out of that guy on the Hawks when they were up like 42 in the fourth. Everybody was like, yo, what are you doing, dude? But I figured it out. It was Tony Bennett was in the crowd. The funniest thing was that he fouled the fuck out of this kid so unnecessarily.

everybody like literally was palms up like dude what are you doing he was just playing hard because tony was in the building i found out the next his old coach was sitting in the front row and it was funny because i was watching joe harris in the background of the and joe harris has got to look around at his netts teammates who are like what the fuck is wrong with this kid and act like he's not friends with him but momadie has now two shining moments in this possible NBA title run uh the second being chest pumping yannis after that iconic play what hasn't been good dude i'll tell you what hasn't been good. Sharks, man, everybody's trying to change the nomenclature around the act of getting a watermelon-sized chunk of your ass bitten off by a great white shark.

That is an attack. I don't care if it doesn't happen a lot. I don't care if sharks are not out to fuck us up. I don't care if we're in their environment. Like sharks attack, and I will continue to call shark attacks attacks. I won't call them encounters. Interactions. Yep. Australian officials are seeking to change the terminology surrounding shark attacks.

Shark attacks in Australia are to be rebranded as negative encounters or interactions. I mean, are you guys fucking kidding me? I understand that what we say is really important in 2021 in a lot of ways and I'm willing to play ball in so many ways. I promise you I am.

but I could give a fuck less about the feelings of sharks. I want them around. I don't want them overfished. When I see piles of their fins, I'm disgusted. There are some of my favorite animals. I could name you like 27 different types of sharks right now. If I had a shark placemat without the names under the sharks, I'd probably go 95%. Okay.

I'm like, I'm obsessed with sharks. I didn't stop watching Shark Week as appointment viewing until I was like 28. okay that's like 14 years of the same segments every july i'd watch it by the lake here in montana i promise you i'd watch it by the lake in montana and it would traumatize me and i wouldn't get in the lake but i still watched it i love sharks but i could give a fuck less about when you're riding on your surfboard and big sir and a shark just takes a bite out of really takes your whole torso off i mean that's an attack that's not an interaction, man.

That, you know, you changing the word is not going to get me to go surf, big sir. It's not going to get me to get in the water. Man dies after negative encounter with shark. I'd hate to see what the attacks are like. Like, you're actually making sharks scarier, dude. My guy, Dr. G., in this

your article, says that people can differentiate between dog bites and dog attacks. Why not shark bites and shark attacks? What's the difference between a dog bite and a dog attack, though? A dog bite is when a dog just like, you know, you scared him or stepped on his foot. Like one time I had a, since I don't have my bulldogs anymore, I'll tell the story now. But I had a dinner party.

I had a Super Bowl party. And I had a neighbor over. And I had these two bulldogs making. You were there. Yeah. The poor guy's balls. Whoa. I had a neighbor there.

from down the street, like way down the street. It wasn't like neighbor proper, but it was a guy that lived on my street. And we invited him over to the party, and I had some buddies there in the basement. We watched the Broncos, Panthers, Super Bowl. And my Bulldogs didn't always play well with others, and Chubbs was the name of one of them,

and Rambo was the name of the other. And Chubbs was a little ornery at times. And this gentleman, the neighbor, stepped on Chubbs' foot, backing out of a conversation in my crowded basement and landed on his foot. And Chubbs proceeded to spring like he was coiled into the air and latched on this guy's testicles through his khakis and just released. But spent enough time on the scrotum that there was going to be damage and redacted runs the bathroom. trying to hide the fact that he's in pain because he doesn't want the party to stop, right? This is a side show.

The main event is Cam Newton not falling in the football or whatever. This guy's going to the bathroom. He goes into the bathroom. There is a tension in the room among five to seven people who saw it. You could cut with a knife. Here's the deal. He comes out of the bathroom. And if we weren't sure, we were then because he had little drops of blood on his khakis.

The blood. the black. So that, so that, so that, so that, so that wasn't a bite that was an attack.

And then he excused himself. He was very nice about it. He wasn't mad. He was so cool about it. He was just like, I think I'm going to head home for a bit. He essentially apologized for getting bitten the nuts by my dog. And I was like,

listen, man, like I'm very upset with the dog and I'm willing to do whatever you need me to do short of putting this dog down because he did step on his foot. But even so, even so, even so that was an attack. I'll admit that. And we're talking about sharks here, dude.

Sharks, like, it's an attack. I don't care if they thought we were seals. I don't care what you want to say. I don't care how you want to rebrand it. You can't rebrand me losing a chunk of my ass into the mouth of a great white shark. No. Sorry if that seems insensitive, but I'm drawing the line here. I applied for Twitter verification.

I'm speaking to two verified individuals right now. That application was denied. Now, I think that says less about me, local real estate agent than it does about you, perceived kingmaker. That being said, I'm not sure I gave it my best effort. It's said to provide an email address that proves you're affiliated with an entertainment entity. I went with Gmail. I don't have a chalk media email address.

Maybe that's something to address for next go-round. Gmail didn't cut it. It said to provide a link to cut. content that states your name. I linked this here podcast where there is never a mention of my name in the show notes, but whatever.

MBD, it's all good. It said to show us that you're noteworthy, I sent them a link to an Adam Schefter tweet. Now, granted, it was Shefty retweeting one of my tweets, but maybe a link to another guy's tweet is a sign that I might not personally

have the goods. All of that is to say, I don't think I put my best foot forward. I can work on it. They give you a 30 day cool off period, come back with better stuff, but maybe a chalk media email address, throw me in a show note or two. Oh, they also said tweet a bunch while we're reviewing this application and I did not do that. I think I had like one tweet. Listen, in my book, you got all the information you need, Twitter. You have popular podcaster, Okay. Ask the thousands of adoring fans he has. Ask the buyers of homes that walk away happy and fulfilled and at peace whose families are safer because they did a fucking radon inspection.

Ask me, the guy whose name is on the podcast. Yes, I can vouch for him. That is him. Ask Adam Schefter who got cucked by fucking Macon on a huge signing in the off season. I mean, caught Adam Schaefter with his pants down. How many people do that and don't get verified? This guy's a podcaster. He does scoops. He does real estate. He does content.

Verify him, dude. And if you're worried if he's a bot, every game the Blue Jays play, he changes the record of the Blue Jays that are in parentheses next to his name. That's a great point. That's a great point. 48 up and 42 down for my Jays, who have won four in a row, by the way, Vladito, Placata, is on a roll. They're in the mix for the playoffs.

And a dynamite lead into my ugly. My ugly are the Blue Jays. Told you I was watching SportsCenter the other night. I was watching some Blue Jays highlights, checking in on my favorite co-hosts, his favorite team. And I squinted because I thought they were showing AAA ball highlights, dude.

There are cars driving 15 feet behind the outfield wall at Blue Jays Stadium right now. There are ads behind the home plate area for bug spray. There are local pizza shops being advertised on the outfield wall. I thought it was a bull. Did they shoot Bull Durham at y'all stadium? Like, you need to get back to Canada, dude. It's ugly. There's mid-sized SUVs.

there's going to be somebody in mid-sized SUV that's going to crash through the wall soon. We're coming home soon. I believe it's July 30th, maybe 31st. We're headed back to Rogers Center. We're grateful for the hospitality of the Buffalo Bisons, of course, the AAA East affiliate of our beloved Toronto Blue Jays.

But yeah, Buffalo, New York, that, man, how are you going to have a feel that I can't pronounce reading this in real time? It's a AAA ballpark and it looks like a AAA ballpark. We'll be back to the Rogers Center with the hotel and like left field before long. All right. Ugly. My lovely wife is not ugly, but she bought a chair from...

Scambling to get to ugly. Sorry. Facebook Marketplace. Now, that's all well and good. But I had to go pick up said chair at this guy's house. Now, it would have been fine if I had never seen Guy or guy's house. Roll up, knock on the door. not a light on in the house

that's that's creepy it was dark darkish not a light on the house is a mess at worst that bass just extremely cluttered he comes to the door in bare feet again it's your home that's fine but he's already agreed

to help me move the chair into a truck comes to the door and bare feet he says uh... what's wrong with that dude what's wrong with people looking around no shoes just look at this as a whole holistically look at this picture he says ah the chairs in this room i say okay great i walk past the recliner he's sitting in next to the recliner on the floor is a bowl of some

crunchy orange snack it was a chip or chip adjacent item i looked away quickly but i think i would have remembered if what if it was a cheeto or a cheese ball i think it was maybe an orange dusted ruffle of some sort. And I guess he's to be credited for portion control because he's poured them into a bowl, but there's a bowl sitting on the floor next to his recliner. That raised

a lot of questions, man. First off, who's pouring chips that you could eat out of the bag into a bowl? To your point, that's kind of wise. Serial killer behavior, yes. And then the bare feet, and he's just the so now I hate the chair.

And the problem is the chair works. Credit to my lovely wife. She had good vision on this one. It works in the space, nice size chair. It has a swivel to it. You know, I love a swivel chair, but I can't get this guy out of my head. Are you just thinking about him in that chair? And now, you know, he did crazy stuff in that chair. He wasn't doing normal stuff in that chair. So now I can't sit in the chair. No, he sounds like he, no, he sounds like he was doing standard stuff in the chair. I don't think he, he like staged his home for y'all to come over. I think that's how he lives. Like, I don't think, I don't think he had like a prawn set up on his chair.

Credit to this cat for not giving any fucks because he knew precisely when I was coming over did not turn on one light, did not put on one shoe, did not pick up one chip from the floor. Maybe that was his thing. Maybe he's like, I'll do this. So this guy gets in here and gets out. Well, mission accomplished. So what did you use to sanitize the chair? I've said that I've said exactly what I told you all I think it's a good looking chair I will not be using the chair unless it's re-apolstered

so the couple hundred dollar chair is going to become a several hundred dollar chair it sounds like I think you're the serial killer you need hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey make I got an idea you need me to come over and break it yeah maybe so maybe can uh the chair that fax is sitting in maybe we just slide those into my home no no here's what I think we do I think you do I think you you invite me over. Life alert. It's going to be hard. I'll sit down in that chair so fucking hard.

It'll disintegrate into eight pieces, bro. You bought it on Facebook, Marketplace. It can't be that nice. I will destroy a chair, dude. From my best friend, I'll destroy a chair. Thank you. I'd appreciate that. She says, well, it's really comfortable.

It's not. It's not. It's not. It's just not. Evidently, it was pretty, pretty comfortable. I think he went through three memberships in that chair. Oh, man. And I thought that you said a few hundred dollars,

it has to be an amazing chair. It's a, it's a fine chair. Again, looks good in the, we'll call it a den. Looks great in the den. But I just can't,

I can't get out of my head. I think he's calling it, where it was too, the bear den. I can't get out of my head. His wiping his orangey fingers on the chair. That's even worse to me than anything else. else he could be doing in the chair. Cheetos.

Oh. Yeah, that was the one concerning thing about that scene you painted, was that there was no napkin. Mm-mm. No. No. And he's helped me carry it out. He didn't wash his hands before he starts handing my new chair.

Okay. How close was the TV and what was on it? TV was V-close. Actually, now that you mention it. Of course it was. Anybody who eats Cheetos out of a bowl. or fucking cheese balls out of a bowl in a chair like that, that they're selling on Facebook Marketplace is right next to their TV.

Probably had four feet between him and the TV, and he had turned it off. So, yeah, it probably was a browser situation. All right, so here we are. I'm in Studio Mini Split. Megan's in Studio train tracks. No, the thing is, we had a great show earlier, but as we promised, there's a bunch of guests that we had to get lined up.

So, you know, now we're into the big time guest run of the show, which is just going to be fantastic. I mean, if we do one thing, well, it's, we always have a guest. So, like, let's get down to it and welcome the first one. We just needed to coordinate all this. So now we're at home. So if the audio is a little different, we apologize ahead of time. Yeah, Chris, if my wife,

downstairs do you know how many things I would tell her I am doing before I would say I am podcasting couple under give me an over under probably two dozen I'm going I'm going under but not by much gambling pornography embezzling funds via laptop other things it's that bad huh she read did she hate me no no, no, she likes you. She actually, I don't think she thinks I'm doing this while you're in Montana, so it's all good. I'll just say we're catching up. I'm catching up with my friend Chris, my friend Sam, my friend Barrett, my friend Kyle, my friend Jason. Yeah, all those guests, listen, we had them call in, we had them leave some voice notes. This is like,

it's going to be a special occasion for you guys. So really, you should be happy when we don't have a guess because that just means we have more guests. Who should we start with, Mike? I think the newsmaker, Chris, is going to be famed offensive lineman Jason Kelchay. Okay, so here's the deal. You alerted me of this this morning that his brother Travis of the Kansas City Chiefs was masquerading as a French guy. He said, y'all have had it wrong.

I'm in, I'm the best tight end ever. And my name is Tr. Travis Kels, not Travis Kelsey. So we decided to bring on a guest today that could clear that up. You could imagine who that might be. Hey, Chris. This is Jason Kels. Just decided to give you a voice message.

Oh, wait. Actually, it's not Kels because that sounds dumb as fuck. I have always said my name is Jason Kelsey my entire life. And I will continue to do so moving forward because that is my name. This all started because my brother and I are not closely linked with my dad's side of the family. My grandfather on his side died before we were born. We're really close with his sister, my aunt, but we never really talked about how to pronounce our name. So growing up, my dad, when he was working on the steel mills, decided to change his name to Kelsey.

because he was tired of correcting people. Originally, the name was pronounced Kels by the rest of the family, and it still is pronounced Kels by the rest of the family that we're not really familiar with. But my dad has gone by Ed Kelsey, his whole life pretty much, since being a grown-up. He always told us it was Kelsey, so we told everyone else it was Kelsey,

and I've introduced myself as Jason Kelsey everywhere I've been. And my brother did that, up until recently when he decided to confuse everybody and I don't know why he's doing this but he's making it incredibly frustrating for his older brother who still wishes to go by the same name he's always gone by so Travis please stop confusing people and just succumb to the fact that our dad was extremely lazy was tired of correcting people and changed our name to Kelsey and that our side of the family will now henceforth go by Kelsey. Thank you, Travis, and talk to you soon, Chris.

I don't like how he left you off. I thought you guys had a really good rapport or report if you're asking Travis Kelsey. What's amazing about that is that that's going to be newsworthy. It's actually an interesting story and it's also going to be newsworthy and perhaps a rift between the Kelsey brothers. Are you even still related if you say your names differently? Is this the breaking up of a brotherhood? You know what I love is that Ed Kelsey seems like a chaotic guy.

I mean, imagine just one day being like, yo, fuck this mildly inconvenience and confusion. I'm changing my name. And I'm changing the pronunciation of my name. And you know what I love about Jason Kelsey is that he essentially, called in to say no ifs, hands or buts about it, my name is Jason Kelsey and then explained why his name is not Jason

Kelsey. Right. In reality. And then concluded that he will continue to go by Jason Kelsey in the future. Chaotic Gene passed down from Ed to Jason. Next guest. Sam the Ram Bradford. Ooh. People have been

like people have been clamoring to have Sam on. Like real shit. And you know Sam. Sam would be a great guest. All right, let's hear from Sam. What up. Glad to be a part of the show today. You know, we've been through a lot together, a lot of experiences on the field, off the field. All right, so first things first, make, I think people should pause and appreciate the fact that Sam has called into a podcast. I've never heard Sam on an interview where he had a choice in my life.

And this isn't technically an interview because it's a voice note, but boy, is this momentous. and I hope to get Sam back. So if you follow Sam on social, oh, wait, he's not on social. I was going to say to hit him up and tell him he should come on green light and you loved hearing from him. I want to say one thing before he goes too far. An overmodulated Sam Bradford on a voice note sounds like the guy on Saw. I like how you can speed things up to a one two places, a one five, certainly a two X. Sam at all times is sort of a 0.6 sort of guy.

Yeah, dude. And you're talking, you're a slow talker yourself. I am. And Sam, just setting new records. I think we should get you and Sam on and just do the most ASMR, like throw it on your hatch sleep sound machine and just drift off. You two just reading each other a fucking book. IRL in real life. When I've talked to Sam Bradford, it's really how you would think. It's like, so how are you doing?

Pretty good. How about you? Not bad. We've covered not much ground in 30 seconds, guys. You've got to speed it up. Can we talk about what we're going to eat for dinner tonight or something? Yeah, when Sam comes on, maybe we can turn it up to one and a half times and let Sam and make and do a segment.

I think today we should really pull the curtain back. on some of our experiences off the field in the musical world. I think it would be very interesting to hear your thoughts on your nerves before a football game and your nerves at 2.30 in the morning in Mexico before meeting Jim James for the first time. In my personal opinion, I think you are definitely more nervous to meet. Jim James but I would love to hear your response. I'd also love to know if you can even go back this far but maybe your thoughts on the Tupac hologram Coachella. What an incredible show that was. I can't even remember if you made it to that one to be honest. You were in a very strange space

that day. I think you decided to spend several hours in the car with you. with our driver Ferdie, having some bottles of wine. Very odd, but maybe you could explain kind of your reasoning for that and your experience that day. Also, I would say crazy a show we've been to has to be Jack White Bonaroo. You know, I've seen you with a lot of looks in your eye and I can tell you that the look in your eye, Jack White that night. I want to know part of you. I didn't want to be around you. I didn't want to catch a shoulder bump. I didn't want to get in the mosh pit with you.

I was scared for the people around us that maybe didn't know you. I think everyone made it out safe. I can't confirm that. Just honestly glad that you and the people around you made it out uninjured that night. Let's cross it off the list. Thanks for coming on the show, Sam. Anyways, appreciate those questions. Let me knock them down one by one. First, I was probably more nervous to meet Jim James.

I met Jim James in Mexico. He's the lead singer of My Morning Jacket. We go down there for one big holiday, went down there with Sam and his lovely wife, my lovely wife. We had a great time. But here I am after a show in the perfect situation for you to make a fool out of yourself.

And I always walk away feeling like I do. If I so much is talk to the lead singer of a band. Like I got buddies in jacket. I still, like when I come around Jim James, it's just a little like, you know, I was nervous the first time. I hope I didn't fuck it up too bad. I literally was at a show at Bonaroo

and know the guys in Pearl Jam have never met Eddie in person, never had like, well, I did meet him in person. It was brief. but I avoided going up and talking to him first time because I just, there's this like, there's the lead guy aura. And yeah, so I was nervous. Way more nervous than walking through the tunnel.

Jack White concert. Yeah, that was bad. There was a lot of Jack Daniels. That was in the prime of my Jack Daniels phase of my life. If you remember, that was Monoloco, circa 2014. You know, 13 in that range? We used to hit it hard. And in that range, I want to say,

Jack White must have been in 2015 range. And I wasn't even into the White Stripes. Sam and I were at Bonneroo, saw Jack White. And I got to tell you, I was more charged up than I've ever been on a football field in the Mosh pit for Jack White. So he speaks to truth. It was uncomfortable. The last thing I want to rectify is Coachella.

Macon. Have you ever heard about the, the Tupac hologram. Yes, but that's all I'm comfortable saying. I believe yes is my answer. I can provide no additional color. Were you going to ask if Tupac is the guy who's not here anymore? No, no, no.

I know who Tupac Shakur was rest in peace. And I know what a hologram is and I know what Coachella is. So I know all of the things. So this is a big deal. It was a big deal. was a momentous occasion in like music history. They put a hologram of Tupac up and did like a concert. That happened to be the one Coachella that Sam, myself,

and maybe Danny Amandola went to because, you know, Danny used to go to Bonnarut too. And so we stayed outside Coachella like 45 minutes away with a house on this bluff and it's eerie. There's no trees. It's the desert. Okay. Like I know some people are into that.

But you're up in the desert. We'd shuttle in every day and go to Coachella. a comeback, be totally out of our minds. I stayed in a closet with, well, it wasn't a closet because I was going to say a closet with a washing machine. I stayed in a laundry room. The nice thing about staying in a laundry room is there are no windows and you have a sound machine if you need it. So I had no problem with staying there. But by the third day of drinking, binge drinking, I mean like peak Jack Daniels binge drinking. This might have even preceded the Jack White show. I think three days is kind of the max there before you see.

start to get perpetual Sunday scleries. Doesn't matter what day it is. And this did not line up with day four, the final day, the Tupac hologram day of Coachella. And I can remember there was a game time decision at hand in the morning whenever I piled in this SUV driven by, of course, Ferdy, who I have no idea how Sam remembers his name. He was a German guy. He was our driver.

And I opted to stay home. I announced that I've quit the festival. And I was going to stay at this really eerie, modern house on a bluff and, like, Palm Springs or wherever the fuck we were. And just wait out the day. I have no idea why I did it. That was the worst place to suffer anxiety. I sat by that pool all day and just lamented the fact that my friends were an hour away at Coachella.

And I had no way to get there and I was alone. There was even a bird that flew into the kitchen. I'll never forget this. And because there was so much glass on the on the on the on the door, this VRBO or whatever it was. it hit a window and you know what happens when birds hit windows broken neck just flailing on the kitchen floor and i was too cowardly to put it out of its misery i was just suffering from an acute case of the sunday scurries it was at that point i decided to call ferdy ferdy made the trek back up he drove me there we stopped the gas station sam's wrong it wasn't wine it was butt ice i grabbed as much butt ice

as possible and i started pounding away hair of the dog ferdy had one two because he had time to kill in the parking lot. And I ran up the hill and caught the Tupac hologram. Yeah, but that was a really eerie day. And Sam, Sam, you're right to rib me on that one because I quit Coachella. You know, I could keep going here, but that's probably enough for today. Maybe later on, we'll discuss some more. You know, I think maybe sport-related, it would be nice to hear what you think of,

what do you think, hypothetically, if the Sooners were to play? play the Hoos week one of the college football season, what do you think the line would be? I mean, it's got to be a big number. The Sooners are going to be great this year. Spencer Rattler is going to have a huge year. How many points would it take for you to take the Hoos in that matchout? Hope to see you soon. Be well.

All right, so there's a football take in here. and a question. And I think you're asking the perfect people. How many points would it take to take the who's against the Sooners if they played the first weekend in September? So I haven't done my college football prep yet this year. You know, I do an extensive run through of every Power 5 school. I have heard of this Spencer Rattler because when you hear a name like that, you don't forget it. I imagine just by virtue of young Mr. Rattler, Sooners would be favored by 16.5 points.

Now, the Hoos have a decent squad coming back, a returner at quarterback and Brennan Armstrong, some nice pieces, but I figure we're playing at a neutral site. Sooners, I imagine, are going to be one of those top 510 teams, likely to compete for a spot in the playoff. 16 and a half, but sneakily, who's cover that number? Who's going to be okay? Man, you put me in a bad spot here because I was going to say 21, I feel like ironclad good about it.

But you know, you know me better than anybody and what would happen at 16. And I'd probably take the whoos and I'd probably buy the half point. And I'd probably get it to 17. and I probably lose the bet in dramatic fashion at the end. Hey, speaking of Power 5 juggernauts like Virginia, you ever heard of Alabama football? We got an Alabama football guest here today. His name is Barrett Jones.

I call him Harvey Updike. And he's calling into the program. What's up, Chris? Love the show, man. I wanted to tell a quick story about my closest near-death experience while I was with the Rams with you. We drafted a guy the year after I got there. He was a shorter guy.

Defensive lineman had to block. him a lot but he was very very strong and one of the first times I was blocking him I was on scout team he was a starter and so I decided you know I'm I was an effort guy I was a try hard guy you know had to be wasn't the most athletic I gave great effort a little too much effort maybe after a play he ripped my head my helmet off and reared back like he was gonna club me with it thankfully he relented did not do that but I saw my life life flash before my eyes that man was Aaron Donald still the greatest player I've ever blocked in my life

no offense, Chris, you were there too. I blocked you a few times, but I'm really, really glad he didn't. That was when I made the decision. I had two choices. I could either maybe chill out a little bit and meet my grandkids, or I could keep going and have a chance to make in the league. But I'm a financial advisor now, so you can know which one I picked. Barrett Jones, I love the fact that one of the most accomplished college football players of all time

like sounded like a caller on a radio station with tremendous audio. Like he just sounded like a guy calling into the fan. Only he had like a dynamite sound system. And he's a financial advisor now. And yes, I play with Barrett Jones. And yes, I remember this story. So thanks for sharing Barrett. I love the humility because Aaron Donald,

you really can't win that one. Barrett Jones wins the award for most likely of this group to have recorded four takes in making their voice memo. I don't think so. I think Barrett Jones one-taked it. He one-taked hoved it. I don't know how you put that in the past tense, but he pulled a one-take hove. And I think we got an excellent call-in from our man, Barrett Jones. Yeah, Barrett is one of my favorite teammates of all time.

And the fact that he said he loves the show, I don't know if that's a lie. I don't know if that was take one or take two, to your point. But I love the call-in. Good to talk to you, Barrett. Great talking to you. Another guest in the books. We got one more guest. Here is Kyle Long.

Okay, so my rookie year, 2013, I'm with the Bears. We're in Bourbonnet for training camp. And it was my first time being with the team because Oregon's on the quarter system. and I wasn't able to report during the spring. So I didn't do minicamp. I didn't do rookie minicamp, none of that. So I get there, and within the first week, we're all settled in. I'm, you know, adjusting to life in the NFL.

I'm watching Sopranos on my MacBook Pro. It's probably 10, 30, 11 o'clock. We just got out in meetings, and I'm settling down, getting ready for bed. I have all the lights off, and I've got my show on. And I'm laying in my little single bed, and I feel something on my arm. And I turned the computer screen towards my right shoulder to kind of get some light on what it is. I thought maybe it was a pillow or something. And lo and behold, one of my teammates had put a tarantula in my room and it was on my mattress.

And I jumped up like, you know, like a spring was in the bed. I just jumped out of bed and screamed, you know, what the fuck, what the fuck? I run out in the hallway and obviously all the other rookies on the floor, They come running down the hallway to see what's going on. And it was like an episode of Planet Earth. These guys had never seen something so wild. Everybody had their phones out. Everybody was taking videos of the thing.

We called, what is it, like animal services or, you know, whatever the predatory recovery unit was. They came and they got this thing. I slept on the massage table in the lobby of the dorm that night and maybe the next night too. But yeah, the next morning, John Bostic, our second round pick, went to get his toothbrush out of his toiletry bag, and there's a tarantula in there as well. We did find pet smart or, you know, some pet store bags in our rooms as well, so we knew it was a purchased spider. Pretty scary stuff. Sketchy. I still don't know who it is to this day.

I'm thinking either Charles Tillman or Roberto Garza. Yeah. my uh it's my camp story with camp coming up this week i figured i'd give you guys a good camp story there's a two minute and 20 minute story hope you guys have a good one hmm he's got that jean where he fucks up words that aren't that important but you kind of get the idea that's kind of me in a nutshell hey listen kyle this story has a lot of legs nice i sure do feel for him uh i also feel for him because he's still a professional football player and he said the word camp that's coming up i know that he's on the men, but thousands of football players everywhere are out in the heat, working away,

getting ready to run into each other at high speeds. I want to send prayers out to you guys. Right now, for me, all I'm worried about it is who's next on the greatest hits list for the Greenlight Pod. The most remarkable part of that story is that nobody own up to it. I mean, I know it's not an all-timer, but to never know who did it is almost the best part of the prank. Yes, it is.

Nobody claims that one. And that's like a little bit of, that's like straddling the line. Okay. So there are some things that like when you straddle the line, you keep to yourself. And I got to say, Kyle does not like spiders, not in the least. And I get the fact that he slept on the massage table for days after because if it were a snake for me, I'm probably not going back in that room. Like period.

I don't care if the snake's out of the room. Snakes like their aura stays wherever they are. for, you know, if a snake crawls into your house, you know, they say with a spider, burn it down. That's how I feel about a snake. So I get it, Kyle. Cow? Do they haze you at real estate? Like, when you get there the first day, they put like snakes in your cubicle and shit.

Yeah, the first about six years or so, they said, we're not going to tell you shit about this business. Good luck. Here's your desk. All right. Well, that was a lot of good guests, man. Hey, does it look like I'm wearing lipstick? A little bit, pink-ass lips. Hey, I got a question. What should we call this segment? Guest overload? Too many guests. Too popular. Shows too popular.com.

That's not bad. Logjam. Call this log jam. Because this is a log jam trying to get on the show. There were too many people that wanted to come on the show today. We had to consolidate voice notes. Logjam. That's good. I'd like green light because it's like, stop, too many guests. All right, green light, if you send a voice note. Yeah, well, I was thinking green light, like the name of the podcast. No, I know, but I was doing a double entendre there.

Good. Why do you think we call it green light? I've never asked, never been, never been curious. I don't know. Your love of trees, I guess. No, I just like the color green. I like the neon lights. And I think we were kind of good to talk about pretty much whatever here.

We have the green light. Yeah. All right. Let's get Dr. Fax back. And let's do this draft we've been talking about doing. Word. All right. So we're talking about viral fans, right?

I just did. Dr. Fax is counting his money. Right. If you're watching the NBA finals, as much as you remember the increasingly quality play on the court, you're remembering the quality cast of characters in the, the stands. Phoenix has some really interesting individuals. You obviously have Sons and four guy who violently beat the fuck out of a guy dragging him by his chain down into the low ground

and defending himself. You're right. Going on part of my take, you know, becoming an internet sensation, hanging out with Devin Booker. I think he took a picture with somebody on another team, too on the nuggets. I think him and Jamal Murray took a picture at a club. So this guy has just, he's so he's so pervasive that even if you're Jamal Murray

you have to take a picture with him. You can't take the side of your own fan. You're basically saying fuck that fan. Sons and four guy is transcendent. Then you get money counting guy who obviously, I know it's 8K, I know it's the new crazy

cameras. I know some like camera people have already told me you're fucking up the terminology. I don't care what it is. It looks like a video game. It looks like only EA sports could do six months ago. Not anymore. I think the first time I saw it might have been a football game late in the fall. I think it was maybe a Seattle game or like the bills playing and somebody scored a touchdown. And I said, holy shit, are they in my living room? Well, that was cool for a while. And now we've moved on to fans. And this cat is in 8K, right? And his seats are good. So he's close. And he's flashing a fuck ton of money.

Dr. Fax, how much money you think he was flashing? From what I look like, probably like $2,000. Okay, so the guy's flashing $2,000. Maybe more. Maybe more. Yeah, two to $4,000 maybe. I was taking the under on that. But, you know, here's my man here flashing at least four figures of cash money

coming out of a pandemic on national TV and $8K. So I can see, you know, where the dimple. on his faces and how much facial hair he has. I can read, you know, I can read the numbers on his watch. And I'm thinking to myself like, this guy definitely wants to get robbed, doesn't he? But beyond that, he carved himself out in a nice little niche. He went viral. He might have an opportunity off of this.

That 2000 could turn into more. He might be on a podcast this week is what I mean to say. Hopefully he doesn't have a baby mama though or child support or anything like that. See, I hadn't thought of that. had you thought of that i had not thought of that because that's the only that's the only way that going viral with something like that is probably not good because if you're faking it and that's your last two thousand dollars very that makes it it makes it seem like you have a lot more than maybe that's admissible in court for sure you're trying to make your case the judge is like you know he just slams the gavel

and he's like i saw you in ach like there exactly I mean, so yeah, like these guys, these sons fans have been going viral left and right. And they're not the only ones. And with these new cameras, we're going to see more and more of the fans. I think now, like, it's going to be a side show. There's a show on the field and there's this show in the stands. And I was thinking over the weekend that probably the sons have the most per capita viral fans in pro sports. Because I don't think of the sons of some sprawling fan base, but yet in just a short span of relevancy in the social

media era. They're fucking crushing it. Remember when we were just talking about the Sons fan with the money getting pop for child support? Sons in four to six months. Ah! I love it. I love it.

Oh my God, dude. Oh my God. That was good. Would you say the Sons can hang with fan bases like the bills? I think the bills are the juggernauts of the scene. Like, Buffalo has 100,000 people living in that motherfucker, and yet I can name like 50 viral fans at those games.

All doing the same thing, though, for the most part. Yeah, I mean, they throw each other through tables. They, you know, they get really drunk. They have their shirt off, which is kind of a Green Bay thing. Should have stupid. It's not stupid. I saw Buffalo. I saw a Bill's fan paint his entire house, Bill's blue and red.

okay. Bills Blue does not look good on a house. I don't even know if Macon could sell a Bill's blue house. And then when you slap like red trim on the windows and the roof and a Bill's emblem above the garage, like only four people are buying that house in the face of the earth. Okay. And they don't have the money to buy it. They're children. Okay, children would buy that house.

Nobody else. Bill's fans are really fucking committed. When we were talking about this on social the other day, I said, you know, a Bill's fan was in my mention in response to this. And somebody was like, hey, remember that time there was a dildo on the field? And then the Bill's fan was like, yeah, which one? Like, that says it all. These people, these people are incredible.

I'm not going to let Suns fans, you know, dethrone Bill's fans. But they're in the conversation. Don't we have like a super fan? that's not really the same thing as like viral viral fan yeah I guess viral is the key word Nate viral is the keyword I think uh you know as I was thinking about it I was I was thinking to myself it's been a good run it's been a good decade for fans

they've had more fame than than you know it used to be you just were a celebrity you'd have to be like fire marshal Ed Fireman Ed Bill's fireman fireman Marshall Bill is the one on in living color. Fireman Ed. Fireman Ed is the guy for the Jets, right? Is that? Correct.

Yeah, we get this right. Jim Carrey, Fire Marshal Bill, guy that likes the Jets, Fireman Ed, Buffalo Sabers, Nashville Predators. It's a real thing that they have more like anybody can be a fan celebrity now. You just have to do something dumb enough or outrageous enough or look different enough.

And you could be a celebrity. like it used to be that you'd have to sit in that section for 80 years. Like this guy watched a game here in World War II, and then they put you on TV for three minutes, and there was no social media to talk about it. And now anybody has access. So who are the best viral fans of the past decade, 15 years or so? Cowboy Reed, your crunchy ass.

Can you pick a number between 1 and 100, please? 74. And not say it out loud. And I was about to say, No question. I would have definitely won. Reed, can you pick a number between 100 and 200, please, and not have it be 174 and not say it out loud?

I can. Okay, great. This will determine our snake draft order. I'm going to pick 112 facts. I'm going to pick 155. See long? What were the parameters? 100 and 200.

Oh, 1057. Reed. Number was 505. Did you say between 100 and 200? I did and I shouldn't have. Hey dude. I'm closest. Who's stone here?

Or is Reed? Are you on my back porch, Reed? All right. Let's slow it down. Read, let's do between 1 and 10 and not say it out loud. Do you have it in your mind? Between 1 and 10? Yes, I do.

Okay. I'm going to go 8. Fax? I'm going to go three. C-Long. I'm going one. Three. Seven.

Seven. Do that right? I'm closest. I get the number one overall pick. Faxes two. See, long. You're three and we'll do snake. So you're also four.

All right? Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. We're drafting viral fans from the viral fan era. I think I... We're going to miss some here. No doubt. And I think I could get this guy coming back around.

I don't know if you guys would take this guy. but with the number one overall pick, I'm selecting shirtless FSU guy who is reading a book in the upper deck of a 52 to 3 loss to Clemson, emblematic of the free fall of the FSU football program. You hate to see it. But my man is older.

He's got his shirt off, not in shape. Holy shit. Killer mustache. A little bit of a gut and some, some breasts going on. He's wearing jeans with... He looks great. He looks great. We're in jeans with socks and shoes.

Something of a knapsack next to him. You think that was probably carrying the book at one point. It's a paperback. He's about a seventh of the way through it. And not terribly concerned with the 52 to 3 thrashing going on in the third quarter at Dote Campbell Stadium. Listen, man. I like this guy.

Never seen this guy before, make. And here I was thinking you were describing somebody dumpy. This guy looks like a 2021 John based out. You know, like we can't body shaming is out now, dude. And like this is a healthy male body at 65. This guy looks good.

He looks like he could move a refrigerator, but he could also evidently read the classics. Jillian Finn, Flynn, who's he reading? Jillian Flynn. read can you can you try to triangulate what our friends reading while the cowboy's doing that fax has the number two pick well my first pick i'm going with money guy i feel like it was something that was unique and we haven't seen anyone do it but more importantly when he was doing it even though yannis sucks at free throws just the optic of him doing that and then yonis missing

free throws in conjunction. He didn't miss all the free throws when he started doing this, but I feel like it was unique and it was cool. And I was thinking when UVA basketball starts back up, I have right here $2 bills since T.J.

is on $2 bills. So if everyone in the crowd just stocked up on $2 bills and did this during opposing teams free throws, maybe it would be some type of good luck for us. I think we're going to have an issue with Monicello running out of

$2 bills at their fake money factory. They could just order more. Actually, I just went to the bank to try to get these and they only had $28. Did you go to the bank to get $2 bills? Yeah. And you cleared them out. And I cleared them out

for the day and they were like, well, if you want more, I was trying to get $50 of them. But they were like, we only have $28 worth. There's going to be some parent trying to a $2 bill for the tooth fairy tonight and just out of luck because facts came through and cleared out the bank of $2 bills. They said they have more tomorrow though.

For a solid 25 years of my life, I mean, maybe I didn't think about it very hard, but I thought that those were like fake. A lot of people do. A lot of people still, though. You're not alone. No, no, no. I'm good now. Like we're on the same page, but you talk to like college, Chris, I might have made a fool out of

myself if you asked me about that money. I would be like, it's not worth anything anyways. My only criticism of the fan is that with the AK camera, they're handheld, and so he knows he's on camera. And so he's performing. It's performance art. Try hard would be a cruel way to describe it. I think it's a fine pick. I just, I prefer the candid fan.

You could argue that he's the second most outrageous guy in that frame, which speaks to the excellence of, son's fandom. There's a guy in the frame with a red velvet, like, suit on. I'm sorry if you hear the boat or jet ski in the background. Studio J is outdoors today. Yeah, there's a guy in like a velour, almost pajama set behind him. Blonde. Yeah, donning like a fucking, is there zebra on the hat, I feel like in my mind's eye?

I think it's a bleach blonde head of hair and then a black beard is what I saw. He definitely just dressed like a guy in poison. And at a basketball game, in the dead of summer in Phoenix, that's incredibly bold. Like, did he wear that waiting in line to get into the stadium? It's incredible. You have the third pick, Chris. And I know since you've likely forgotten, you also have the fourth pick. So.

Oh, snake, yeah, the whole snake draft thing. That's great. Just to go back to it, the FSU fan was reading Dark Places by Jillian Finn. Very fitting. That's perfect. Oh, my God. Wow. That's perfect.

Wow. Oh my God. Did he do that on purpose? He's just a genius. Was he performing? No, no, no. We never know. We never know.

Wow. He was really reading dark places. Of course, the Jillian Flynn Noddle. No. Noddle. My favorite of the Nautils. I'm going to draft. Fuck it.

I'll draft the woman that caused the entire Peloton to crash. Damn you. Oh, a huge. crash at the side of the road. I don't know what happened there, but everyone has come down. Listen, it's amazing because no offense to any bicyclists. Generally, you guys are thought of as being kind of douchebags, you know, like in the beginning.

And then you can always prove that you're not by like the way you conduct yourself. But there are a lot of people that when they see y'all riding down the street in big groups, they think this person is probably unpleasant. when I saw all those bicycles piled up, I can't lie. I was like, I hope everybody's okay, but that's funny as fuck. Maybe I don't get the sport and I'm sorry. I know I sound like an asshole. I know some of you all are going to yell at me online.

Like, don't poke the bear with soccer Twitter. Okay. I'm sure cycling Twitter is just awful. But that girl didn't need to do that at all, at all. And held up a sign that I looked up the translation. means go grandma papa grandma grandpa

go grandma grandpa so you crashed an entire fleet of these motherfuckers on national TV international TV okay crashed the peloton the actual word for it is peloton

yeah well crashed a bunch of peloton and uh you know it's peloton uh plural with an S or an N I don't know it's the leading group of a race but listen here's the kicker she fled the country okay that's how like that's how quickly this thing escalated

so she's my first pick and has since been arrested she shouldn't be I don't know I don't know about if she's catching any charges here 30 years old turned herself in okay she is not the Tour de France is not pressing charges okay Puerto France

Tour de France crunchy ass have some respect They better not press charges on her. She was, it was an honest mistake. She was looking at, they had like a, I guess like a TV screen, and she was facing the wrong way instead of facing the actual race. It's kind of like you never put. Never turn your back on a Peloton, dude. Yeah.

It's the same thing. It's like in Hawaii, I just left Hawaii. You never ever turn your back on the waves in Hawaii. Same thing with the Pelotons. Same thing with the Peloton. You never turn your back on it. Go, Granddad. grandma. That's what I always say.

Oh my gosh. When I found out what that meant, I thought she was protesting climate change or something. I was like, man, go girl. And then... He's protesting making sense. Protesting words. Yeah, she's my first pick and she's not going to disappoint. Tell us your second pick, fourth overall.

This is a tough one. I'll go, can I have them both, both the girls that dunk their chicken tenders in soda. There was one at the U.S. Open who dunked her chicken tender in some soda. And then there was one at MSG who they caught and she knew it, her dunking her chicken tender in a soda. And I fully support that. I don't think they should be ashamed.

I love the combination of a chicken nugget and some Dr. Pepper. When I used to polish off about 40 of those in high school, I used to make sure to get a big, tall Dr. Pepper, take a bite, take a sip. So I wasn't dunking it, but essentially I was. Have you ever done the Wendy's French fry and the frosty? That's a really good mix if you haven't tried it. Personally, no, but well aware of it. Yeah.

What's the facts? I see you're eating chicken mcdonkets today here as part of your happy meal. What how many? What's the biggest size nuggets you can get these days at a Mickey D's? It's a 20 piece, but I think they give you two 10 piece boxes. Oh, interesting. Yeah, there used to be a big 20 piece box, but I guess they... Yeah, it was a big rectangle.

Oh, you were doubting if I was telling the truth. No, you got two, I used to get two 20 pieces. No, no, no, I wasn't doubting because I actually, I could put back some Mickey D's in the day myself. I just didn't remember the numbers. I thought there might have been a crazy like 36er or something. Hey, what kind of bonus would you want make or Nate to eat McDonald's only for two weeks straight? $50,000? Well, why?

No, no, no. I did that. That was not meant to elicit a laugh. What do you want, dude? What do you want, bro? I can talk to corporate. I can talk to corporate. I'll, it depends on one of two weeks is because I have a wedding.

the 31st that I had to buy a tuxedo for, so I have to fit it. So I have to fit it. But starting the first like of August, let's say I would do two weeks of just McDonald's. Yeah. I'll do it for 15K. 15K. Okay. 14K.

I might have to go to the GoFundMe community here for that kind of money. But we can talk about it because August is a big food month. We got Waffle House coming up. Going to do a pod in there. I know you'll see, probably won't see any making because making scoffed at the idea of joining me for any amount of time in the Waffle House. Oh, I love the Waffle House. Yeah, see, Dr. Fax will be there. Dr. Fax will be there if I decide Dr. Fax will be there because this is a wager, you're ponying up to me.

You lost this to me. Do you eat McDonald's? No. I used to all the time. So why do you, wait, so like, why do you feel like, why don't we both do it? Like, he's just going to back out, though. Oh, no, I don't do things. That's, no, I'm not going to.

He's not to do things co-host. I don't know if you've listened to Bob before. Well, let's make it a bet. No, no, no. He's just here. He's here to talk. And he's here to go home and then take care of his lovely family. That's not really his, you know, thing.

Mostly here to go home. Yeah. Who's number two on your list? My next, my next, my next, my next pick for viral fan. is E40's reaction behind the plate to a foul ball. And it's what makes the clip better for me is everyone else's reaction around him and then his delayed reaction. And instead of being like afraid of the ball, he acts like he's going to catch it.

How great is that? Like he's so late. That's amazing. Watch it again and look at everyone else around them. them, they're so afraid. And like, they all fan out. And it's just him. And he doesn't move. And then he moved. Yeah, it parted, like the Red Sea for E40. And then he was like three seconds late. Like right now I'm trying to learn how to pitch and MLB the show. And it is fucking really difficult. And I seem to be late on everything, like everything. And that's how I feel E40 is on

simulating catching that baseball. I'm going to stick in the baseball space. And I've got no love for the New York Yankees. Are you a Yankee fan? Um, not too big into baseball, but when I was. That was definitely an A, B question. No, talk to me. Talk to me about it. I don't really follow baseball, but let's say for the sake of it, I am a Yankees fan. Okay. Well, I am not. No Derek Jeter fan either. But the dang kid who's wearing the stupid respect hat and tips it so perfectly, the little kid with the huge hat.

And now it's, now it's Jiff, Giff, I say Jif. And now it's a Jif seen probably hundreds of times a day on the internet. That's just, that's just chef's kiss. And apparently it's Jeter's nephew. I don't know if it makes it better or worse. But one of Jeter's last games, and they have Nike as the respect with the stupid two serving as a S for some reason. But.

See, I'm worried about this pick. Okay. Well, I wasn't sure. about it, to be fair. I'm not going to stand behind it with great fervor, but it's just Here's why I'm worried about the pig making. I don't know, great. If I may, if I may, respectfully

to the kid who is unquestionably awesome and would fucking, would just big time the three-year-old me. Like, what a dork guy was compared to that kid. Like, I hate the kid version of me after seeing that kid. But

I think he might have peaked early. Okay, like if you're drafting kids here, I think you've got to consider the fact that this kid's hit his ceiling. I mean, to tip his cap like that for respect at a perfect time like that and looks so cool and turn himself into a jiff, totally authentically. I feel like that's a lot to live up to. And I think, you know, the classic, maybe the kid peaked early. I don't know. The kid I might draft if I were drafting kids is the Northwestern kid who was like 14 and bawling his eyes out. Okay, because Northwestern lost a basketball game.

Shocker, no offense to Northwestern. It's not like you're like Duke or something or Virginia. Sorry, that would have been a better example of basketball greatness in the past five to ten years. Well, yeah, dude. I'm going to stick right there and round out my squad and go to the greatest sporting event there is, the NC2A tournament, and go with Villanova crying piccolo player who encaps. Colades March Madness or wait for it perhaps March sadness eight over a one NC state beats Villanova 7168 in the second round of the East Regional

NCAA tournament piccolo player piccolo player try to say that one time fast Piccolo player is is crying and I just think that's that's the NCAA tournament tournament. You know, for, again, might not be a fan favorite pick, but one that is meaningful to me as I have walked out of a building, the United Sitter in Chicago, Illinois, crying my eyes out as a, well, unfortunately, a grown, a grown adult. With a flute in your mouth? No, I didn't have a flute in my mouth. For what event? Syracuse came back from about 15 down to beat Virginia

when we were finally going to go to the final four in 2016 When did we play the 316 in MSG? I was at that one and I wanted to cry Sealong's birthday We were there as well Michigan State That was the game that Macon embarrassed the fuck out of me And stood up and yelled at the referee

When the garden was dead silent Well it had been The whole name of the guy It had been about a decade since I had been a fan in the stands and it was your birthday and so we drank um little glasses um of alcohol quickly like shots shots of them before going to the gym and uh i yeah i i apologize to to you not to brian o'connell but i apologize to you man that was crazy um yeah what was i going to say we were talking about the flute girl where who was she rooting for again nova nova nova nova billanova they

need to make a statue of her a statue and a fountain all in one think about it be kind of tight it was between the hedges for me but i'm going to go with the what we do freeway chick at the philly um 76ers game all right ladies gentlemen give it up for philly zone national recording artist Freeway. And she's kind of doing the karaoke to what we do is wrong, Chris. And she just does the, they catch her on tape and freeway's at the game. So they play his song. And the verse that they play, she knows it word for word.

And then like in the middle of the verse, she like throws her hood up and does this like this little act. And I feel like it was a good genuine moment. And I'm not someone who is too good at Carrie. But for her, like, honestly, if that was a karaoke moment, she killed it. She killed it. And on top of it, she's in front of the person who made the song. So I feel like that's extra special and extra cool. That's a great thing.

We just talk about a lot of pressure, you know, to actually know the words to a rap song. And let's exactly. We all mumble. We all fuck it up. What? We all mumble. And if you watch her, it's clear. She knows it word for word.

So question for both of you guys, real quick. If that happened to you, what song and what artist, like, would you know, like, would you know, like, a quick verse of? And you would be, like, so pumped to do it. His palms are sweaty, knees, weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on a sweater already. Mount Spaghetti. He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but it keeps on

forgetting what he wrote down. The whole crowd goes so loud. I'm like, I'm like, go out. I'm like, wow. Oh, dude. That was fucking incredible. That's awesome. That's awesome. Like Will Ferrell in old school.

Was it Will Ferrell in old school that blocked out? Oh, man. Oh, my God, dude. I don't know what I would pick. So are you saying you're choking? How? Everybody's joking now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm choking. There's plenty that I would know the words, too, but I just don't, I don't. It's funny. I suck at these. Well, clocks run out. Time's up over blow. Yeah, uh-huh. There we go.

Oh, man. Oh, I just puked on my sweater. It's not back to reality. All right. So, oh, there goes the Georgia fans. I'm drafting. I'm going to do a package deal here. Is that fair?

Sure. Okay. Whatever you want. Making loves this. What I've been, the rules of a draft. No, it's, you know, let me take you guys under the hood here. Okay? There's the, in the show doc, it says college girls that,

were stuck in the hedges at the Georgia game. I don't think those are college girls. Everybody remember those two blonde women that were stuck in the hedges. They were just struggling through that hedge line down at the Georgia game. And that looked painful, that looked treacherous, but I'm not drafting them.

I'm drafting the guy in the early 2000s that was covered in like cocaine, essentially, hanging over the hedges doing an interview. They did a fan interview. I forget what game it was, but look up the Georgia fan. He's completely painted head to toe in white face paint. And it's the scariest thing I've ever seen.

And just more than anything, I wanted to talk about that guy because he makes me uncomfortable. And I also wonder where he is right now. So if anybody listening knows that guy personally, write the show. it's one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen. Are you guys familiar with this cat?

Yes. Sunglasses, the whole nine yards. Eyeglasses. Yeah, but look at his buddy. They're all, they all look like psychos. They all look like psychos. Yeah, dude didn't get up for three days. Okay.

And to clean up the other bit, those lovely women were caught in hedges at Jurdon Hare Stadium in Auburn, Alabama. Oh, sorry. I thought they were Georgia women. Stolen valor. Jordan Hare has hedges just like Sanford Stadium. Wow, that is some stolen valor. Field rushes.

His fingers creep me out. It really shines when the white is on the base. And then you get the red and then you get the black. And it pops. It pops like pretty current on a tackle. And I went to a game and I was there also. I also want to mention the girl that flashed Ovi in 2018 or whatever it was. that was something else.

And the two girls who brought a sign to the Bruins game, I believe, and alerted number 19 that they blew him at high school. I'll shout out Indiana Pacers Karen, who came to fame during the last days. Her real name is Kathy Martin Harrison. She did not remember that she signed a release, but indeed she did. Wow. So honorable mention for me is definitely the dude in the hot dog suit

throwing game at the reporter and they immediately after sinking a half-court shot for a year's worth of hot dogs. And here we have our last one. What's your name? Most people call me Robbie, but you can call me anytime. Oh, okay. He wasn't even at the game. He was just like he was like at the scene of a fire

and they were talking about people getting thrown out of a building or something and firefighters, thank you firefighters, catching people. And the guy was like, yeah, they caught those people unlike Aguilar. And Nelson Aguilar is my boy. And he's the fucking man. And he just had a bad year. But he's also funny and self-aware enough that he probably finds that fan very funny.

So yeah, shout out to all those fans. All right, that'll do it. Make. Y'all take care. This is what I've said. Bob's like. That's what I've said.